SEX with HOOKERS , Escorts , WOMEN , whores , GIRLS (over 18yrs) ... any which way .. every day : )
 

 

 

Big Ben has struck ...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

APOLOGIES for any typo's , ambiguities/repetition , brain fades ...

and for discussing the K's too much : )

read on ………..

 

Escape - 8

 

Well , I’m writing this before I .... Escaped !  

I have not Escaped only 8 times of course. I haven’t a clue how many times I have escaped over 37 yrs , in excess of 100 times , I suppose : )

Many countries , many memories.

So , it's 9 days out …. and I am excited.

I have never spent so much money and so much time before a trip , than I have for this one. Two new laptops , 3 new ancillary cameras (in addition to the other three I already had) , three software dvd’s , 10 new shirts ($800 dollars approx) , plus $450 adjustments to those shirts (hansum : ). A new tiny speaker for serenading damsels in my Hotel room via my iPod (plus two spares = 3 tiny palm size speakers in all). Collected more songs via iTunes , mix of sexy , romantic , popsy etc songs. I might sell these tiny fella’s (speakers) , via the website. Ideal for travelling mongers.

Yeh , those above mentioned items ($4 – $5000) , plus a few other minor items … all for a good cause … whoring touring with a video camera or two.

How could 10 new shirts , costing a total of $1250 , have anything to do with video ? Well , that would be telling too much wouldn’t it : )

Please , no emails re when I am releasing videos. As I have said before , release is a long way off. I am not foolish , I have experience , and know if I release vids too early , my latest passion .. ‘video’ .. will more than likely come to a premature end. Want to end up my whoring touring career on a strong note , sitting back in my rocking chair , drip feeding onto internet my 300/500 video collection , chuckling away as I do : )

My farewell gift to Mongers … “Insight Vids” , insight into the mongering world , especially for those who have never mongered , or those who have , and who like to compare what I saw , and what they see , when out and about mongering : )

Caution : If your planning on getting a new passion like mine , video-ing , be careful. Always ask permission if you can video beforehand , otherwise you risk being on the receiving end of sex venue goons (heavies/security) , and thus might even end up in Hospital , or worse. I have warned you : ) Plus , you will have to surrender valuable sex time to video properly.

All in all , its better I think , if you fuck , and I video , ok ?

Leave video-ing until you have nothing better to do , when your 74yrs old like me , and suffering from cancer therapies. Between now and then , you know what to do : )

So I have to talk about vids in my Diaries cause its my latest passion and my main activity/thoughts. But , as I said , there will be no video releases until I sense my whoring days are coming to an end. We like strong erections , and we also like strong finishes , especially to our stay on the Planet. My strong finish will be with vids , not with my penis. Prostate cancer treatment , viz : 1. Radiotherapy (after 5yrs down track cancer returned) 2. Now a different and final therapy … makes a strong “video voyeur” exit , more likely , than a strong penile one : )

In addition to the purchases I have spent humungous hours practising , testing with the above mentioned items , and most importantly the new software , and those new (3) ancillary camera’s. Really stressing my brain box out , limited as it is , learning all the stuff. My life now is largely Video Voyeuring , thinking about it , learning , planning , executing.

Nine days to go , and not a lot to do , until I hit the ground running , Phils. Thailand has been placed on the back burner until I serve my vid apprenticeship in Phils. Thailand much more difficult to vid. Consequences of being caught , more severe also.

I plan a lot , especially cause of new project (V). I have always planned my trips. I have got a schedule worked out , what tickets to buy on arrival in Tomtown … eg , to Manila , two days later , back in Tomtown , two days later to Angeles , to Manila , to Tomtown. Buy all tickets at the one time in Tomtown. Don’t waste time queuing 3/4 times for 3/4 trips (tickets).

Have written down .. ‘targets/objectives’ on arrival in each town/city. Have tested my equip , know how long the new ancillary cameras last before they switch off auto (file size/gbs vids) , how long they last before battery runs out , how long it takes to recharge batteries. Got it worked out , I can do 24/7 with ancillary cameras if need be. Bought 3 to do just that. Same goes with main vid camera , cause got x 2 $300 batteries ($600 outlay in total , 2 years ago). Different camera’s for different type of venues.

For first four hours on arrival in Phils , have got a list in my small trip note book , what I need to do. First night listed a broad guide of appropriate activities on what is essentially an off night (Mond). But no offnights for Thommo and his passion (pervin/observin : ). Following day (Tues) is allocated to ‘interviews’ in my room , incl any titillation the girls may care to offer : ). 8pm it’s out and about , night scene , to 3/4am if sufficient subjects present themselves.

Daytime , Wed I am scheduled to fly to Manila , Sex Venue – 1 (V1) , then Havana , EDSA or Burgos St etc. Yes I have a broad schedule/targets , so that when I arrive , I am not wasting time thinking about what I should do , and in what order etc. It gives me confidence that I will not waste my time etc. Broad guideline , not a strict guideline : )

And yes tickets , broad guidelines/schedules/targets/activities , for my entire stay. No wasted time , no regrets when I return from trip …. eg , “shoulda done this/that” , no regrets.

Nine days out , and I am organ-ised. Flip girls are organ-ised 24/7 (vagina : ) So there it is , will park pen now.

As one obese lad I knew , often said …. “I am excited” … he’s dead now (got too excited … heart) , but at least he felt excitement before he kicked the bucket (died) . Same same , me , I am going to experience some excitement before I kick the bucket : )
 

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Title of this Diary :
 

Invasion of the Ants

or

The Wedding :
 

Finally , it's departure day. Taxi arrives , Indian driver this time. Chinaman the time before (Esc7). Quite a handsome young lad , who could not explain why he came to my country when his country is steaming ahead ….. economy and work prospects best ever , back in his homeland.

In the train , beaut chick enters , short shorts and never ending long legs , olive complexion , face , tiny waist etc , the lot. Then as train stops at various stations , more chicks , this time Japanese , initially an 8 , but when she looked at me and smiled , she became an instant 8.75. Especially nice eyes (slanty).

Further down the track she was met by fellow Japanese , including her favourite ‘squeeze’ , a baby faced young Japanese guy. I cannot claim to own a baby face any more … I’m almost 75yrs old now , so all I can do is perv : )

Almost an hour later , and just before arriving at International station , a Chinese lad propped opposite me and asked “Is the next station the Airport station” ?. Guided him to the Departures and found out where he could go inside the terminal to seek medical treatment. He had a leg problem. Same flight as me , in 6 hrs times. Then he goes to Taiwan , myself to Tomtown. Saw him later on , he pretended not to know me , gave me a blank stare. Was curious if he got help for his leg. When he needed me he smiled , when he’d got what he wanted , I did not exist anymore : )

Next , a kind Italian guy helps me gain access to a spare power outlet where I type this out. He was occupying the only power outlet , pushed in a spare plug and voila I could use same outlet. India , Japan , China , Italy ….. d’ woild sure is global nowadays. And later on there were the K’s to add to the mix  … read on : )

There is a bar opposite me , think I will walk 10mtrs , grab my first beer in 6 months and continue on typing , cause 4.5hrs to go before my plane leaves , gotta fill in time with rambling/waffling. Hope you don’t mind : )

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Oh , forgot to tell you , I am typing this Diary with one of my two new laptops. Computer shop recommended this one for video processing/viewing. Got some grunt. Laptop I used for previous escapes is too tired and weak to process vids etc nowadays. Like me , getting weak and slowing down. Left it behind in my  techo graveyard  : )

And yes , before this diary , I had decided I would be too busy with video-ing for a diary , but one whorist.com visitor encouraged me to continue writing , so here I am. With feedback , world renowned authors like me , can do anything : )

OK , I go get that first beer.

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Stupid. They say , I can not buy and drink 10mtrs away (at my computer) in full view of them. The law. The law is an ass …. Phils here I come , drink anywhere Phils , and at one fifth the cost : )

Thought I would lubricate the brain , get the imagination going. No need. I’ll try ‘dry’ ….. 4.5hrs , must waffle , nothing much else to do.

Talking about my first Escape …. 1974 … no Internet , no whorist.com. Absolutely no info on the whoring scene , other than a person I personally knew who returned from Phils with photo’s and incredible stories about the obliging Filipina damsels. On that first trip and arrival in the Phils , and as we stepped out of the plane and at the top of the stairway , girls at the manila terminal nearby , waved frantically and screamed out to us. I was young then , not much screaming nowadays , except from Miss 2010 , read on  : )

It was like the Beatles. We kept waving back and smiling as we walked across the tarmac to the terminal itself. Friend back home in Papua New Guinea had given us the name of a Contact in Manila , I can remember his name to this day …. Ronnie Allegro , and I can remember it for all the wrong reasons : ) He arranged to meet us at our Hotel , where our PNG friend had also stayed , Luneta Park Hotel , opposite the park itself , in Ermita (Manila). It’s still there , should enter the place this coming trip , have a beer and think back to the “old days” and my very first visit to the Philippines.

Ronnie met us at Luneta Hotel , pre-arranged via letter beforehand. He said ,  had a nice apartment arranged with swimming pool which he will stock full of chicks. Innocently we handed over real money to Ronnie , hundreds of dollars (not Pesos) to pay for the luxury apartment. He went off , returning next day , and took us to the apartment. About 7/10 days into our stay the owner of the apartment requested payment for the place. We explained , we had already paid via Ronnie. No such luck , Ronnie had not given him a penny. Add to that , Ronnie was bringing nice non hooker girls to the apartment , but wanted to fuck them himself and before us too , first choice ! OK , so we split with Ronnie , checked out of the apartment after paying owner amount owing = Ronnie had scammed us of about one third of our 3 week vacation budget. He was doing nicely , “Newbies , love em” , says Ronnie : )

We got an apartment in Ermita itself , cheaper and much more convenient. No swimming pool admittedly , but we found the Filipinas could not swim anyway. At previous apartment , one nearly drowned in the pool , my travel companion pulled her out and gave her mouth to mouth resuscitation etc. It wasn’t hard , he said , she was a rather pretty one.

Must tell you too , whilst at the first apartment , Ronnie took me to a Pharmacy to buy ‘crocodile (alligator) juice’ , drop it in girls drink and she would instantly become sexy says Ronnie. Not so of course , another scam of Ronnies in cahoots with Pharmacy. I remember giving a juicy chick the stuff in her drink … and I watched patiently for her to become sexy …. nothing happened. When she went home , unserviced , I drank the lot to see if I would get sexy. In hindsight unwise thing to do admittedly , but I did it. Nothing happened , not sexy.

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Yeh so , as I said , we split from Ronnie. First day in new apartment we went to the Supermarket bought up big re groceries , and lots of beer , placed same in boot of taxi. To apartment we go. Get out of taxi to pay driver and then get our stuff from the boot. He grabs the money we offered , expecting change etc , but takes off with all the money , and our beer and groceries in the boot. 1st Ronnie , now taxi driver , we’d better wake up here , or we will have no money left.

Yes , and another one I forgot to tell you. 1974 it was Pesos8 from Airport to Ermita (P250). On arrival , and after about 1.5hrs in the taxi and no hotel Luneta , I told the taxi driver to get us to the hotel in a hurry , before dark. He replied ...  “tomorrow” ? (before dark tomorrow). 

Fare was about x 4 times what it should have been , and to add insult , realised a few days down the track we had past the Luneta Hotel on more than one occasion. He was going round and round in a circle. Cause we said nothing , he knew we did not know where we were going and where Luneta was , so he kept circling till I challenged him.

Back to the new apartment …..

Well Ermita was something in those days …. I remember one unique experience , in United Nations Avenue , near our apartment. Met a girl , under a tree (yeh they had trees there in those days : ) who could not speak , that is , mute. Took her back to apartment. Good girl , made up for her silence with her bodily movements and enthusiasm. She was taking a risk eh , going back to a room with a stranger and not being able to scream out for help. Flips are risk takers.
P100 was normal in the 1970’s. P25 if you lived there , and a few years down the track , I lived there , and shagged at P25 a pop , with better quality girls than you find today. Over the years flips have become more ‘worldly’ = more tricky. Before , they all came across as extremely smiley , friendly and provincial. Fresh and innocent. Not innocent any more : )

Angeles today is a small scene compared to Ermita in 1974. Ermita was also less commercial , more happy/exciting , friendly and casual. Little did we know at the time it would not last. At least I enjoyed it to the full , and as I said before , I lived there a few years later for U$25 per month , apartment , 2 mins walk from bars etc. Many a waitress/freelancer I shagged in those days. They had a great open air disco on opposite corner to where MBC is today. Standing out front of MBC , it was located to the left.

Some great experiences. For example , got this street seller lady washing my clothes. She would send her daughter to pick up and drop off the clothes , today I would give daughter a 9 rating , daughter , not street seller : ). Excellent. So good , I gave her P25 for short time. She was always afraid her boyfriend would find out. Lovely girl. Cant find em like that nowadays. I was innocent , she was innocent. She would be a mother of about 4 kids now , not so innocent , and not slim/fresh faced : )

Oh , if only I had the photo’s from those days , if only. I took thousands of pics over time . I am a compulsive deleter , even to this day. After 1/10 yrs , I delete , delete. There are some things a guy should not delete , pics of chicks , especially for when we get older. Can look back and say “At least when I had the chance , I did it” : )

But then again , you know , sometimes the memory of a chick is better than the pic. We see whatever we want to see , and sometimes what we remember isn't reality : )

Well , I am getting a bit flat , typing all the above out , and still 4 hrs to go. Will go over the other side , buy a beer and gulp it down , return to computer. That might help me stay alive.

Didn’t do that , instead , went to baggage check in almost 4 hrs before departure. Got rid of bags which weighed in at about 800 grammes below allowed max weight. Perfect Thommo , perfect. But my hand carry is over the allowed max , but I won't tell em that : )

Next , is where I thought I might run into problems , airport x ray machine etc. Thought they’d want to open up new lockable carry on box , jammed with camera’s , cords , batteries , plugs etc. Can just imagine it : “Whats this for , why so many cameras” etc etc. I don’t like interrogations , and I don’t like folks trying to stick their nose into what is essentially my business.

Nope , they said nothing , straight through. Next passport control , few secs and I was on my way. Got a brand new passport nowadays , sick of airport people commenting on the torn pages of previous one , the result of passport sitting in a Filipino toilet bowl (water)  , for hours on end , previous trip. Wrote about it in earlier escape diary. Have now replaced torn one with a new 10yr passport , hoping such optimism will give me 10yrs more on this Planet : )

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Saw a guy coming towards me , without ever seeing him before , and him never seeing me before , I reckon he was a monger on his way to Philippines. So I looked at him and cheekily said “Philippines” ? He said , “Yes Cagayan de Oro”. His first trip to the Phils , going to meet a penpal. Gave him some advice and moved on. Don’t want to get stuck with a newbie and re- hashing all the website stuff : )

He is on a merry go round. Same flight as me to Singapore , then Manila , Cagayan de Oro. $1500. My ticket $1,190 , Singapore to Tomtown direct. Cheapest part is the ticket , especially if he gets involved with penpal. Think he will. Lacks will power , says he cant give up smoking etc. He’s a goner , will marry the first Filipina he meets , the penpal , lol.

So , after security check , and passport control , all went smoothly , I am now parked in the same bar as Esc7 and 8 , nice table close to power point , so can waffle waffle to my hearts content cause got almost 3 hrs before plane takes off. Got my first beer , in 6 months , since returning from Esc7 , and it tastes nice , especially cause its the right temperature. Equivalent of Pesos270 for the beer , can buy six better beers at Ayala Mall (Tomtown) for same price. Beer better in Phils , cause lighter , my country’s beer is a bit heavy for me. Consequently easy for me not to drink it , in between trips : )

So , where was I …. at the departure airport , thinking about Ermita 1970’s. Yeh.

As you can see , really got scammed a bit on first trip 1974 , like most do I suspect. Can still get scammed today. The older men get , the softer they get. The older women get the tougher they get. If you get married you end up with an old woman. If you stay single you have young women. Stay single : )

Part of my hit list is , calling on long term Flip Contact within 2 hrs of placing bags on my bed at Tomville. Have you ever stayed at Tomville ? ha ha.

Gotta explain to Contact my programme , variation of Esc7 programme. More ‘interviews’ on vid this trip , plus ‘Ancillary’ camera action , in which he is not needed. Cant explain that one , let the cat out of the bag. Be patient , nothing worth having ever came easy. Want to get the jump on the opposition , others video-ing …. don’t want to give away my imaginative vid ideas. Everyone will know when they actually see the Ancillary ones , sometime in the future (years away … want humungous collection , before releasing). Update : Reason they will know 1. Forbidden vids 2. Crappy (not hd , low light etc).

Less dancing in room Esc8 this trip too , bloody useless. Phil girls (and Thais more so) lack imagination , they don’t know how to dance sexy style to the camera. They don’t know how to play up to the camera. SE Asians lack imagination , hence they rarely invent , mostly copy , that includes the Chings in China , copy , copy , copy. Cannot invent.

Can’t have everything , they have things we have not got , and our Western Women have not got. Can’t have everything. Most important for me , Flips have got “naturalness” , something Thais aint got. Thais have a controlled behaviour designed to disarm us , so as to get what they want. Money usually : ) They don’t want us , they just want our money , whereas a significant number of Flip girls want us (and our money).

Video talk : Taking a risk with the Goons , ie , heavies at sex venues. That’s my biggest concern. Don’t like the idea of ending up in hospital. They charge USA hospital daily rates in Phils and Thailand once they get their hands on a foreigner. I do not pay anything , most of the time , back home. Don’t like the idea of paying USA rates , or being beaten up either : )

But I like edginess , taking a risk . This is the first time I have pissed against the wind in Phils. All my whoring life I have gone with the flow , now I am going against the flow with my new vid modus operandi , Escape 8. Need to add a new thrill to my trips. New m.o. does just that. Different Contact to help me with new AC (forbidden) vid project at sex venues. Not chick Contact/s of the past. This time , male , security type. He looks mean , and honestly looking at him , I think just about everyone would think “He’s packing a gun” : ) Plus he is a good talker , so if trouble brews , think he will talk his way out of it for me. Give him P500 a night for his expert security service , plus he is the type to advise me “no can do” , when I try to do something that I should not.

Exciting , it will be exciting. Plus of course I will come across some honey’s along the way , which I will also video.

Good , only 2hrs to take off. Have drunk 2 beers , try a third and last one.

Naturally I am arriving Phils bearing gifts. More than usual this time , methinks. Need to bribe staff where I stay in Phils (Tomville) cause female traffic coming to my hotel door is hectic nowadays. Female Contact by day bringing interviewees/dancers ….. Male Contact by night supporting my new edgey vid m.o. (AC camera).

Day and night , no rest for Thommo , service to the whorist community , plus. There is a place for me in Heaven ( I hope : ) Whorist Heaven.

Yeh , well this is all before I arrive in Tomtown , once I arrive and get involved in video world , might not have time for diary , will see. Don’t want to work like a slave. Want some space. I suppose if I drink enough Red Bull , I can do anything , ie , no sleep , type type , video video : )

Sixty mins to boarding plane. Will park pen , have one more beer , then board plane.

No more beer , went to newsagent instead , and bought a bottle of water , feel much better now. On the plane , Russian sounding pilot at the helm , ripping down the highway in the dark. We are either on the way to Heaven (Phils , via Singapore) or Hell (crash the damn plane … Russians like crashing planes : )

Male steward came along the aisle and said to me “Anything you want , let me know”. I said “anything” ? ! with a smile. He squeezed my arm , nice faggot (I suppose , they usually are , those male hosties)

Up and away we go , I am safe , Singapore Airlines d’ best.

Four hours later still not asleep , just cant sleep on planes. Another four hours and Swingapore it will be. As usual did not sleep night before flight , now no sleep this night , arrive Tomtown 4/5pm and straight into nightlife action. Around ……. Hours without sleep. Someone’s gotta do it : )

Still 3 hours to go , then Count Dracula comes to the rescue … modern day movie of an old theme ex planes screen in front of me. Cinematography excellent … story line , construction , effects etc a bit ‘doozy’ for me. Some bare boobs here and there helped : ) But it’s a two hour epic , and I’m up for it. Better than sitting in the dark , eyes wide open , unable to sleep. Drac movie did the trick , the flick finishes and only 45 mins now , to Changi Prison (Airport) and Swingapore.

I’m shagged , tired , but once I am in that taxi at Tomtown Airport , heading for the city proper , I will ‘lift’ , for the occasion. About 8 more hours before that happens. 

 

 

SINGAPORE

Exit plane at Changi , and in the tunnel , guy walking next to me , said “Glad to get out of there” (plane). I said “Surprising , the cattle behaved well , no disturbances” (Cattle Class/Economy , jammed in like sheep/cows). Think he understood the expression , smiled anyway. Where I come from we nickname economy class as ‘cattle class’ cause we seemed to be jammed in like cattle. One of these days , when my number is coming up (big C) , I will travel 1st class , one of these days. Anyway , it doesn’t cost money to dream : )

Now in Swingapore terminal proper. Big black African looking gal looking bewildered at overhead Flight Board. I said , “What terminal are you leaving from”. She was at the right terminal but was confused and frustrated at not being able to find her flight. I said “What time your flight leave”. She said ‘8.30am something’. “Oh too early , come back in 15/30 mins and your flight will be up there” , says I.  Think she is going to Tomtown. The bi-product of an African American guy and a Filipina , methinks. She’s a big baby , she is big. Interesting to see if she is on my flight. Curiosity : )

Now the search for that shop that sells my fav cocoa/chocolate wafer biscuits. Found it , but my fav brand is not there. Buy a substitute x 10 of them. Gobble down x 3 in a flash. Better watch it or I will get the trots (loose bowel motion). So its 7.15am now , boarding pass says boarding at 8.05am , but think plane does not leave until 9am. Unfortunately discovered we are going via Davao City. Someones gotta do it : ) Laptop battery is holding up wonderfully. In a 21hr period since last charging , and all the above typing = no sign of it going flat.

Red Bull ? Gee , I am stuffed (sleepy). No Red Bull , that stuff aint healthy , especially for a ‘patient’ like me.

So far , I’d give it ... out of ten for this diary. Think once I hit the ground running Tomtown , the bar will be raised to possibly a ...  rating. Escape 7 was poorly rated at 4 , I think. Will see w’ Esc8 … early days , much more to write about , yet.

27 hrs has passed since typing the above. Lost a fair bit of it (memory). On Cebu plane hostie walking up and down the aisle continually calls out “orange juice , orange juice” , so I said to her “Johnnie Walker , Thanks”. Got a beer from her , it tasted like kerosene. Perhaps she put orange juice in it : )

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ARRIVE PHILIPPINES

Finally arrive Tomtown , and yes 27hrs , no sleep , no wash , since leaving home. On exiting T Town airport , I see storm clouds brewing , some thunder and lightning. Taxi driver a little too keen on me , wants to go drinking with me that night. No , he is not a gay like the one in Esc7 , this ones got 3 kids including an 18yr old daughter , who might come in handy : ) Declined his generous offer , especially cause I would be the one paying for his beers and anyone else he brought along. His English wasn’t the best , made for painful conversations.

Enter Tomville , my accommodation for the last 25yrs. Newly appointed Secty of mine , arrives at work 6pm. She’ll bring bag I left with her , and I will give her a small gift from my country.

To Tomrest (Restaurant … all these places are named after me , of course , especially cause I am the one who named them : ). On entering waitress calls out “Hello Thommo”. I queried her as to how she remembered my name after a 6 months absence , and all the other hundreds of customers who come and go to Tomrest. She said she remembers a few (names) , then hesitated and said ……. “maybe a hundred” (names).

Before she said a ‘hundred’ I felt special , but once she said “maybe a hundred” , I felt sad , I’m just one of many , that she remembers : )
I told her , next time a foreigner asks that same question , ie , “How many customer names can you remember” , she should say : “Only yours”. She got it , reckons it’s a good one and will use it next time : )

Had my first SML (San Mig Light) , now that’s beer. Light , like em light , including light clothes etc etc. Light and soft (eg Filipinas : ) I am heavy by nature , so need a counterbalance. Not heavy in weight of course , don’t want to ever be ‘fat’. Don’t want fat chicks either. Fat luck that happening in the Phils (or Thailand). I’m light , in that I like light clothes , drinks , light hearted people , and light short time relationships.

After Tomrest , to Ayala and meet d’ Lads … residents of Tomtown. First I met one guy in particular , youngish , says he has a hot female photographer for me , the one who took the pics I admired so much previous trip. Those pics were special. I agreed to meet her (female) , as she can take my photography to a new low (naughty) level. That’s the most interesting development yet. He said , “In one of my two week vacations she could capture images , that I would take 5 yrs to get”. And I believe him , after having already seen her ‘debauched’ pics. He is right. Good intermediaries make a hell of a difference. Intermediaries are important.

Gotta meet this Phil babe with a natural talent for photography , including talent to get girls to ‘perform’ in front of a camera. Set a chick to catch a chick , do not set a cat (guy) to catch a chick (Confuscius). Think I might not bother to contact my usual native Contacts , don’t have enough money for all of them. Give priority to this new one who has the talent to take my cinematography to new low levels : )

This guy , FC , has also just recently started developing and selling software , so he’d be handy to have around the website too , methinks. Take me to a new level there , too.

Must tell you , before I came to the conclusion to , ‘forget my usual contacts , this trip’ , I went looking for them , but they were not in their usual place. Perhaps meeting the new one (FC) , was meant to be , perhaps. Yeh , think its meant to be that way. Out with the old , in with the new ?

Taxis a year ago were costing me P45 , now always costing me P75 or more , P100+ plus for a trip in ‘traffic’ , peak hour. Phil air tickets that cost me P1000+ 6 months ago , now seem to be costing me P3000 plus. Girl at Cebu Pacific said days I want to fly (tomorrow) Philippine Airlines is grounded with ‘problems’ = big demand for seats = price rise.

You never know , but girl had no reason to lie.

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SECRETS ….

Please note :

I am not providing the names of all the places I video in , so as to avoid the possibility of some person/s reading this diary , trying to do the same at the same place/s and stuffing it up for me. When I release the videos , years from now , you will know where I video’d and can go there and try and video too , but not before I have secured a humungous collection : )

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Back to the diary ….

Programme : I am heading off to Manila after 2nd night of my stay in Tomtown , see if I can vid inside Sex Venue – 1 (V1) , and some other spots in Manila , returning T. Town Friday morning , and raunchy photo session via my new Contact (FC) , hopefully.

Dangerous work Manila , trying to vid inside places like V1 , but “someone has to do it” : )

Meanwhile , back at Tomtown : Got an old taxi  , asked driver , how old is his car. He said “Its not old” , I said how old , he said : “11 yrs old”. I asked him what is the name of the road we are on , a road I regularly find myself on nowadays. He said “New Road” , I said , no its not a new road , its an old road , what is its name. He said , “They knocked down houses to build this road”. I said when ? He said “6 years ago”. I tell ya , more likely 20yrs ago , not six years ago , that road has been there since Adam and Eve. Most Flips have got no concept re ‘time’. Anyway , I think it should be named after me : “Thommo Boulevard” , and told him so.

Yeh , back at Cebu Pacific Air ,   Tomtown , and said to the switched on (brainy) young lady selling me the tickets : “Don’t give my email address to any beautiful young ladies , they will be emailing me every 5 mins”. She said : ‘No Sir , its confidential information”. Then I had to sign the ticket info page , and I said “Don’t sell my signature on the Internet , please”. She said : “We can not do that”. Some just don’t get my sense of humour (‘corn’).

And I see , they are now charging additional , for check in luggage. This is a new con lots of airlines are into nowadays. Airport taxes , security taxes , sales taxes , processing fee etc etc. Next there will be a Monger tax. And if the guy is satisfied , after the deed , the girl will say “And service fee , thank you”.

Everyone is copying the unscrupulous banks methodology. It’s only a matter of time before the hookers do so too. The girls will soon be charging additional for 1. Groping 2. Kissing etc. Bars ? … Exit tax if you drink less than two beers , and so on.

I can hear it now : Fucking ? Mama-san replies : “Oh honey , what the hell are you talking about. We don’t do that around here anymore” : )

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Its hot and particularly humid. After my 1st wash in many hours , I started to relax and ‘enjoy’ the best town on the Planet. It’s now 2.15pm … get dressed and out the door before the 4pm traffic rush starts. Shopping for new t.shirts to match my new shirts , change money …. gone through $700 in 24hrs hours (paid 15 days accom in advance , bought 3 expensive air tickets etc etc. Money for nothing : ) Chicks for free (never , don’t believe it ! : ) Whilst out I will ‘interrogate’ software guy about talented female photographer , and assess her value to my website.

Tally Ho , Tally Ho , time to go and have some fun ……

Its been many hours , maybe a day since I wrote the above stuff. For sure if I have plenty of time to type diaries out , it means nothing much is happening , no typing = stuff happening : )

Lots of socialising , about 5 new girls and 1 new foreigner contacted. I have said before on the website , only dogs at Shopping Malls , but not today. Girls have found out where hansum foreigners like me hang out , and are starting to take up seats nearby = I invite the attractive ones to my table. Yeh , had a good time all round , 3pm to 11pm , non stop drinking , socialising … Soos !

So far , have not taken a single photo or even turned on the vid camera or Ancillary camera’s. Done nothing in that respect and one and a half days has passed. What happened to my plans/schedule ?

Did however make a date with Foreigner Contact (resident) re bringing forward female photographer. Between time I leave T Town and return , hope I will stop being lethargic , and do some work (vids).

ITS RAINING FISH :

This diary is like scrambled eggs , all over the place. Gotta backtrack now and tell ya , got caught in a storm Tomtown , hundreds , yes hundreds queuing for taxi outside Ayala. Thought I would be smart , not join the queue and go out onto the road and hail a taxi down. Well 1 hour later I was still waving at taxis , all of them full. My waving arm was getting tired when I spied two young ladies in a shelter trying to wave down passing Jeepneys. Joined them , at least someone to talk to whilst waiting for a taxi.

The girls waved at passing Jeepneys ,  I waved at passing taxis. They told me what Jeepney number to catch to get me to where I was going , then they saw a taxi in the distance empty , and waved him down for me. I told the girls to hop in the back and I’d drop them off home , but of course got chatting and invited them to Tomrest for a snack.

There is no such thing as a snack when a foreigner is the host. Being wet , and maybe not having money to eat all day , late home for a feed , they ordered up big. The rain stopped whilst at Tomrest , taxis were now available (and Jeepneys too). Conned them into coming to my accommodation to see where I stay , so they can call on me , if they want to , in the future. I find this technique a winner , sounds innocent : ) No cellphone , another excuse to take them to my room , so they could find me if they wanted to. Two of them , so they most probably felt safe …. but not with Thommo .... fools : )

Exit Tomrest , into taxi , to my accom. Front Desk was pleased with my catch (girls). Nice fish , considering it had been raining. I find out , these girls are poor , and in need = opportunity to pounce. Switch on tv , we sit in chairs facing it , double bed behind me. I dim the lights , and as time passes , take best one by the hand and get her on the bed. Slow process getting her horny, and I see other one turning around and taking a peep at us , from time to time.

Finally get to home base and fuck her best I can cause I know I have an audience , the other girl. Said to number two girl , the one 'peeping' :  “Which one is better tv or us”. She smiled , girl I was shagging smiled. Up off the nest , tell the girls gotta go to Manila next day , here is some taxi money , P1000 note. Out the door they go , to sleep , up next day pack for trip to Manila. It should rain more often : ) Might see them again , might not. Folks have difficulty in finding my place , it is in a secret hideway. Secret like most of my activities …. that’s one of the reasons I have survived 37yrs of whoring touring … keep my cards close to my chest : )

Anyway , Tomtown has produced a nice start to my trip. Regular girls cannot fuck like whores , but I enjoy fucking them , simply cause they are not whores. Its to do with my childhood. Wont go into details here , but I know its my early start in life which is the reason why I am fascinated with whores , mongering , and it’s also the reason why I have screwed very few actual whores in my life time. Small percentage of a big total of girls , but memorable for sure. Hookers ‘n whores know how to do it ….. otherwise they’d go hungry : )

Did not go to sleep , went to foreigner meeting point (exclusive club , cheap charlies not welcomed : )

Met a new and young foreigner , he had arrived in Phils for the 1st time couple of weeks before me , had already been to a internet pen pal girls house and asked father for girls hand in marriage. Saw her , she is a ‘4’ and going on her behaviour , spells trouble big time. Told him so (in her absence) and said numerous times … “hinay , hinay” = slow down. This is when the  ‘4’ chick had taken off , to wait for him at the Hotel , no sex by the way , she’s a virgin and religious nut , to boot.

Two girls at another table , give me the eye (not the younger guy) , they join my table and explain I was chatting across tables to them the night before. I’d forgotten. Cute Japanese eyed girl stayed with me at my table whilst new boy and other girl take up position at another table. Forget how or why that happened , but that’s what happened. New guy wanted cute one to join them at their table , but she stayed with me. He couldn’t understand it , he was 45yrs younger than me : )

The other girl sitting with him , told mine she was off to Sunflower (with the guy). Cutie said she is off to Sunflower , would I like to join her ?  I declined , had a negative feeling about the guy , especially when he had told me earlier he gets into trouble when he is drunk , and he was half way there (drunk) already. Also think he was keen on Cutie , who was a hooker , nice mannered one yes , but still a Hooker. Didn’t want to spoil my experience with the other two 'fish' before , and needed catch up sleep , so declined Cuties pleas (someone to pay for drinks ?) and left her and girlfriend in the hands of newly found suspect foreigner friend , who reckons he is going to marry a '4'. 

For sure , I will see Cutie at tables , same spot when I come back from Manila , for sure. That’s her spot for hooking foreigners. Nice girl , you’d never guess she was a hooker , but good girls don’t behave like that (swapping tables so quickly and easily). She was more attractive than ‘rain/fish girl’ and would know how to fuck , but I have had so many of her kind in the past , another one right now , will make no difference : ) Ayala is picking up , nice looking hookers this trip. It’s a long time since I have experienced that , but nobody beats Mona Lisa of Ayala and a few years back now (in one of my former Diaries , incl Pic).
 

 

TO MANILA :

Next day , exit Tomville (accom) , to T. Town airport , 3 hours early , as is my wont nowadays ….. At xray machine , elderly American woman raises her voice , her first mistake , and says out aloud and angrily to Airport official : “Why don’t you have a sign up”. Then , “Son of a bitch”, followed by “This country is screwed up”. Yeh and if she spoke like that back home in USA to an official she wouldn’t be allowed to board the plane and have to answer a few stern questions. You can’t talk to airport officials like , but she did , and laid back Flip official let her get away with it. Thais would not cop that kind of behaviour , they’d react , if they understood what she was actually saying , that is.

At same xray machine ignorant Korean (aren’t they all) jumps queue , and manouvres me out of way , and in doing so , places his bags in front of mine , so as to get through machine before me. I manouvre him back , place my bags in front of his and say , loud enough for him to hear “Ignorant Koreans” , but with hindsight , don’t think he understood English. But he would have understood ‘Koreans’ and my body language : )

To Departures area , and take a seat at coffee shop , order tea. Lechon (piggy faced) chick with Mother , 2/3 tables away , staring at me. I take a seat at the only available table , a six seater. Then along comes three folks , I get up and sit at what is now a vacant 2 seater table next door. They take my 6 seater. I say to them : “Transfer fee P20”. Young guy , with elderly parents , in reply says : “Thank you”. Realised further on , they are Korean. Hope they learnt something from my gesture. There’s always exceptions , and think that kid and his parents are an exception , when it comes to K’s. Respectful types. 

Closer to actual departure Gate now , and walking past , I hear Korean say to Flip , “I am always honest”. Flip says in return “I believe you”. Another sucker (Korean) going down the slippery slope. He’ll get taken out. Flips did it to the Japanese before , they will now do it to the Koreans (I hope : )

Koreans are everywhere , they are like Ants. Forgot to tell you , within hours of arriving in Tomtown , first day , saw two top K babes , very short dresses and legs that never end. Very fuckable. All K’s walk around as if no one else exists. One K babe at another place , National Book Store , jumped the queue and got served. As she left the counter and turned towards us I said “no good , no good” to her , but she pretends not to hear or see , and off she goes. Ignorant lot. In effect I was trying to teach Filipinos in front and behind me “Don’t cop that shit , its your country”.

Back at the airport , continued : Sitting in actual departure lounge now , young tall dark skinned Flip guy with flip mestiza (white skin) babe. Her face was drugs decimated. When she is in her 40/s she’ll be able to get a job in a horror movie , like the one I saw on the plane to Swingapore : )

Rich people fly , poor people walk or take a boat. Consequently significant number of good looking girls catching same flight as me. Walking down the tunnel we stop for a moment , I turn around and its Lechon baby (fatso) , smiling and staring at me. She thought I turned to look at her ! With luck , she will be sitting next to me in the plane : )

Enter plane and take my aisle seat , attractive babe with her boyfriend next to me. I chat with both of them. Its cute , they hold hands as the plane screams down the runway. You see the houses alongside the strip flicking past very fast. You know your travelling , when ya got buildings beside the airstrip  : )

During flight , big heavy set CPA security guy standing next to my seat. I tell him the power bracelet he has on , does not work. He said its not a power bracelet it’s an energy bracelet he bought for P1000. Smiling as if it’s a bargain. Even Flips get conned : )

Sweethearts sitting next to me , he puts his head on her shoulder , how romantic ! During flight they were fully consumed with CPA courtesy magazine. Youthful thirst for knowledge. But I tell ya , one thing I learnt as I got older , there is only one knowledge worth having ….. carnal knowledge.

Plane is at Manila apron now. I get up from seat grab bags and say to the lovers : “Have a nice day”. She giggles and says her partner is starting work in Manila straight away , this very hour. I should have asked her to be my tourist guide whilst he is at work : )

For fun , whilst waiting for my bags on carousel , asked two nearby officials , “how much taxi to Ermita”. One said P150 the other P700. Information is not the forte of Flips.

Hop in Yellow Cab P70 flagfall , total cost to Ermita P220. Honest driver , 27yrs in the biz. Me 37 yrs at whoring touring. Veterans : ) Told him some stories , he liked first one so much I told him a 2nd , 3rd etc. At end of trip he said “Nice stories” , I said “Discount for stories” (meter) , he smiled , I exited and a drunk , yes drunk , elderly Korean takes my cab. Taxi drivers smile gets even bigger , nice pay day here , he is thinking (Korean passenger). He wont put the meter on , that’s for sure. Elderly , drunk (unusual) and Korean … he will be hit with a big taxi fare , that’s for sure.  

Find out further on in trip , fact is , Koreans are cheap charlies , including with taxi drivers , except possibly girls. One driver told me , K’s send him into the store to get change of P5 so they can give driver exact amount for fare. “If meter P99 , they want P1 change” , driver told me. Don’t think elderly inebriated Korean described above will have any chance of being a cheap charlie , he is a goner : )

I don’t know why , but asked that taxi driver to drop me at Swagman. Then carried all my bags up M.H.Del Pilar to Amazonia. In retrospect , not a sensible thing to do in the heat and with crime on the rise in Manila (and maybe elsewhere). Including day time crime , I was to find out later in my trip. Why Swagman ? Brain fade.

Into Amazonia P1600 for room , not the best place/room , but its got location location. After all P1600 is only $15 more than I usually want to pay , so what the heck.

Ancillary (camera) Project begins :

Remember …. Ancillary camera’s x 3 are new ones I bought , that might supplement my previous work , ie , allow me to video where video cameras are not allowed. Raising the bar , or I will be behind bars , one or the other , not sure : ) Three , so I can vid non stop for hours on end. Not possible to place batteries in and out cam , so x 3 of them (cams).

So , to Sex Venue – 1 (V1) , and initially looks like Ancillary Camera strategy is going to work. However , I do not recommend anyone trying to pass V1’s front door Security with camera/s. Only Thommo can pull that one off. Well , I pulled it off that time , see if they stop me next few times I call : ) You might be able to get past front door , but do you have the genius Ancillary idea I have ? ha ha.

Next , ate at G Point , back to room type this , have short sleep. Yeh , well had a short rest 1hr , up and at em.

Must explain : Ancillary Camera = AC ; Video camera = VC ; Still camera (photos/pics) = SC.

Enter V1 again  , drink , vid (Ancillary , not regular camera). Dangerous , but so far , so good. Not explaining in detail , what AC is , otherwise others might go to V1 too and stuff it up for me. Not recommended , only for those with prostate cancer and a limited time on Planet Earth. Anyone under 60yrs of age should not get involved in a project like mine = you will live longer : )

If you dont know where V1 is by the time you have finished reading this Diary , you dont know anything : ) It's the newbie mongers  I have to be careful of , they are more likely to stuff up my m.o. And doubtful they will work out who/what is V1. 

HELLO , I REMEMBER YOU :

At V1 and out of corner of my eye , I see a Fat 45 yr old woman , heading straight for me , the Lonely Lamb (sitting by myself). Aged and infirm , a soft target : ) I make sure not to make eye contact with her , she comes right up alongside me and says out aloud for everyone to hear :

“I remember you , you fucked me”.

Precisely those words. All captured on video including the audio (spoken word). Admittedly vid very dark , not good lowlight camera's ... AC's.

In your dreams honey , in your dreams , I’m being kind giving you a 2 out of 10 , kind , honey. Never fucked anything like you , and never likely to do so either. I never looked at her , never said a word , she walked off , looking back sometimes (captured on video). Came up against a hard one in me , didn’t she , I’m not a newbie as she had hoped. I am aged , but I am not infirm , especially if I have got a nice chick with me in bed : ) Fatty at V1 represented the most vulgar approach by a hooker in my entire whoring career. Should have bought her a drink , on the basis of that alone : )
 
Her idea is , I reply with something like “I don’t know you” , then she has achieved her objective , got me to recognise her presence and start a conversation , worm her way into my heart , soul , and atm. The beginning of a hard sell. She didn’t even get that ... recognition. Didn’t happen. I can be cruel at times. The good thing , other hags at V1 see my m.o. (not my AC : ) and thus are discouraged to approach me too. So why am I hanging out at V1 ? Well , there are some cuties there too , and it makes good video , observing the hookers and their modus operandi. Especially when they behave like Fat 45yr old. Special place.

11pm to Café Havana , of limited value , vid a bit there (AC). Inside there's an attractive 28yr old leaning on the bar , seems to be interested in me (my atm)  , we converse , inside , where they are dancing to sexy Latino music. A foreigner comes along (spies the attractive one) , he tries to take her off me when I am at the toilet , checking results on AC. Gotta pull it ouf of my arse , hence the toilet : )

He told me on return from toilet , she told him he is too old for her. He’s 52 yrs old , told him I am 74yrs old , he said “You don’t look it , how come”. I told him : I have always fucked young ladies and I do not socialise with old people. “Birds of a feather , flock together”. In actual fact , this guy is too old for me too. Keep socialising with young folk fella’s = stay younger longer : )

Prior to toilet , I told the young lady I am not taking a lady , just looking (tanau lang). Because she gave up her seat for me , I bought her one drink P140 , most reasonable in this day and age (Pesos4 in 1974).

Before she split , she milked the foreigner for a drink. Her price for him talkin’ to her , suppose : ) He thought she was coming back , I knew otherwise and was right , she never returned. I was not going to fuck her (open my atm to her) and she didn’t want to be seen with him , thought he looked too old. Not much hair on his head , didn’t help : ) So , off she goes , never to return (thankfully). She’d be a 6.5 on my scale a 7 or 8 on the foreigners , methinks. He’s too old at 52 I am just right at 74 , go figure. At least something for my ego. Thanks babe , that , including your seat at the bar , was worth P140  : )

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To EDSA where I got caught with the camera’s.

Security , outside near footpath , checked everywhere , including up my arse lol , and found everything. My three ancillary cameras for starters. What’s this ? , then :  “Do you have any cameras” etc. Wanting me to say yes , but I avoided that , rehearsed such a scene back home , was ready for that one.

It wasn’t looking good , until Red Bull saved me. He opened up something I had , and found a bottle of Red Bull … “Not allowed” said he. I said “Forget it” , turned around walked to standby taxi out front of EDSA. Nice excuse to exit before discussions got too heavy.

No point of me trying to enter EDSA anymore  , they are onto me. Three identical cameras , not good : ) If I had hung around , they would have lectured me on trying to sneak cameras inside etc. Don’t like people lecturing to me , especially when they have no education and are about a quarter of my age. Security asked a lot of questions. Started to ‘bully me’ …. he’s got uniform , gun etc ie pseudo authority. Way out , came in the form of Red Bull , and I grabbed it.

Back to taxis at front of EDSA , guy opens door for me , as if I need it : ) I get in , door opener guy says ‘tip’ , I say "ugma/bukas" = tomorrow. Taxi driver said P200 to my destination (Ermita) , no meter , I know from whorist.com website that its around P90 to Ermita , so , out of that taxi. I walk past 3 or 4 other ‘standby’ taxis (usually trouble) behind his , to one just pulling up. I say : “Use meter , Ermita” ? Yes , he says , off we go and on arrival at Ermita , P89 on the meter. P100 “keep the change” , says I.

At Amazonia , eat (ordinary food) , vid girls (amazonia employees) dancing next to bar , to room , to sleep. Next morning , out the front door , 2’s and 3’s inside Amazonia , yet again , make a play for me , as I pass by. Attractive employee opens front door for me. I said , “Tell them (2’s and 3’s) I am a Priest on vacation”. One of my fav gags , usually brings a smile. Yeh , you can use that one , approval given : )

Had a good feed 11am G Spot , checked previous night AC vids , it’s a learning experience , got a fair way to go yet , before I produce something reasonable. AC vid so far , give it a 3 out of ten , at best. Thinking of Friday , Tomtown , Foreigner Contact (FC) and raunchy photographer he is supplying plus her girl friends (photog subjects).

I am happy , cause socialising a lot , something I do not do much back home , where I am a bit of a 'hermit'. 

Charging AC batteries takes 4/5hrs. Tonight V1 … 7pm , Daddy me , meets ‘daughter’ , drinks girl at V1 , vid , 8pm to P. Burgos St , 10.30pm to Air Force 1 for ‘Model Show’. Can I …. AC … there ? Worth a try. Tomtown tomorrow. Ever on the move , Headless Chook. Haven’t fucked anyone in Manila yet , and most probably won’t. Stay true to my Tomtown prospects , and screw them on my favourite bed at Tomville , where I pay only P700 per day for my room. Way to go : )

Naturally , very little of the aforementioned happened …. 6pm at V1 , cute ‘daughter ‘ does not start work until 7pm = not there. Met another foreigner and had chats with girls too , only the attractive ones of course. Some AC captured , most of the stuff has been crap to date. Got my doubts about value of AC , got my doubts. Viewing in AC they look doubtful cause of lack of light  , but on computer , bigger screen , they look worse .... degraded …. lacking definition , washed out look. Not enough pixels. Also terrible performance in low light situations (AC) , and its low light at most sex venues. Originally before buying AC back home , I thought "buy one , try with Escape-8 , if good , buy more". But oh no , impatient , bought all three before testing them in low light conditions. 

I must try and ask Foreigner Contact (FC) in Tomtown , how can I prevent computer/online version from AC default enlarging so much , ie , degrading so much. When viewed in small AC panel they look respectably bad , on computer , another story. There are other probs too , AC is looking like a long term project , before I get satisfactory results. Havent got a single video camera (VC) or still camera (SC) shot , not one , so far : ) Getting used to this secretive and low profile AC m.o. (modus operandi) , no one looks at me , but pull out a SC or VC and people look. Prefer low profile approach (AC) , but don’t like AC results so far. Camera’s strictly forbidden in V1 , strictly. What if I get caught (with AC) ? Many goons/heavies there. Might end up in Hospital , if lucky , or the cemetery if unlucky. Red roses on my grave fella’s , red roses : )

Around 7.15pm off to Café Havana. Get in taxi , I say “New World Hotel” (NWH) , he says , “no meter”. I say ‘stop the car I get out’. He says : ‘ok meter , but tip’. I say ‘stop the car , I get out’ : ) He puts meter on , with no promise of a tip.

Realised later , cause I said NWH , he thinks I am staying there and paying P5000 to P10,000 for a room = can afford to pay inflated taxi prices. So I said ,  ‘I am not staying NWH , staying Ermita P600 a night (actually 1600). “Oh meeting friend NWH” he says. No , says I , Café Havana.

OK , still tension in the car , I ask for music and that’s when I learnt this guy is smart , he puts on calming saxophone music , spot on for me. Great melodies and top saxophonist , calm , soothing music. Smart taxi driver. Did not speak one word till we got there and then told him : “Nice music” and gave him fare plus tip. He started out bad , ended up good …. me too : ) Hope he learnt something from his experience with me …. doubtful with Flips , they just don’t care , goes in one ear and out the other : )

Naturally I would do the same if trying to survive as a taxi driver in Manila , hit the NWH passenger with all I have got : )

I enter GB3 , lots more people here , it’s a Thurs night. Take a bar stool inside where the latin music and sexy dancing takes place. Have some fun with waitress , meet guy from previous night , meet another foreigner , gave him website address …. he knows nothing about the sex scene , travels the world , software work (computers). Knows that , but doesn’t know how to get organised for fun times. Also wrote down the address of best places for him to hit right now. The second he got info , he got up and left. No time to waste. Café Havana frustrated him , too sophisticated/slow , not so first one on list I gave him … V1.

Had long conversation with member of band. As you know I used to have a band and then a disco , in another country. Surprised … this band guy is smart , educated , formerly stage entertainer , dancer , singer , whatever. He knows something about life , and gave me his insights on Phils.

He is an optimist and thinks everything is going to turn out alright , Phils. I told him , been coming to Phils 37yrs (he wasn’t even born : ) and probs still the same. He has an Iranian Student girl friend , who sits next to me , ignoring me when he is playing and taking lots of pics of him … puppy love.

After band guy had a break , and a chat with her , he must have told her what country I come from , cause when he started playing again , she turned around on her bar stool and initiated conversation with me. She’s a dental Student , who wants to come to my country after she graduates Phils and make real money. Now we know , why she changed her mind , and became friendly with me , motivated ….. $

Female Phil singer , same band , chat with her. Agreed to see her when I return from Tomtown , want to buy some sexy gear she has got , for my aspiring movie stars ….. room Tomtown , video camera. Its sexy gear from Turkey designed for belly dancing. Wanna see it on the sexy flip girls , in my room Tomtown , and on my vid camera. Belly dancing , strip tease , with exotic sparkling sexy gear. Should be good viewing …. way to go : )

Exit indoors dance area after AC’ing some sexy Latino dancers (not enough light , waste of time) , and prowl around outdoors among the tables. Some girls approach me , not the rough types , like at V1 , kind of girls you don’t mind approachin’ ya (ego : ). Told them all , “See you again Sunday”. Don’t know if I will , but cant say “piss off”. When your hansum like me , there is always pressure from attractive young ladies : ) Actually it’s the ‘Lonely Lamb’ approach at work. Try it yourself , girls are more confident with a guy on his own. They are thinking : Look at the poor old bugger Thommo , looks like he is lost , wandering around on his own , lets help him , or should I say : “Let’s help ourselves” (to his ATM)

Unfortunately the fugly ones approach ya too , but not many at Havana : )

Chat with more girls , then exit GB3 for Airforce 1 and actual ‘models’ posing on catwalk etc , should be interesting video , if they let me video em (AC). Plus its an expensive place , so apprehensive , but gotta satisfy my curiosity. Arrive … front door Security , too strict , too serious , too many questions , too many suspicions …. so I turn around and walk the walk , saved myself thousands (Pesos).

Back to V1 , oh , overcrowded , too noisy , time for lolo (old man) to go home , get up early , pack , eat , to Tomtown.

V1 – Dracula Lady :

By the way , of note at V1 was the Dracula Lady … sitting at my usual table , when I entered , with another younger hooker. DL (Dracula Lady) is minus about six upper teeth and she insists on smiling. Not a pretty sight. Imagine an overweight woman in her 30’s/40’s , minus 6 upper teeth , 18” from your face , smiling straight at ya .

In front of the other girl and quite loudly she said “What name your hotel”. I ignored her. Then she upped the ante and said : “I sleep with you free”. Felt like saying “Sorry but I don’t want nightmares tonight” , but said to her “Don’t talk silly”. She went quiet , that point onwards. Honey , the buyer runs the show , not the seller : )

Geez , can someone save me from the Lechons (piggy faced 40 yr olds) ? Might get a t.shirt : “No lechon faced , overweight babes please”
I’ve had enough loud noise (At Havana one metre from live band tonight) on this trip , ….. it will be nice to back off and chat with folks in Tomtown , without yelling. Sexy , spunky Phil photographer girl …. wonder what she will be like ? Suspect she is a hard core whore , but hey , if she can deliver , I can pay. I need video ‘deliverance’ , not much of that this trip , so far. Social fun , but not much in the way of sexual fun.

Manila , 7.45am Friday , eat at 11am (G Spot Buffet , d’ best) to airport 11.30am , what can I do before that ? Oh , I know …. V1 … video the ‘dogs’ that hang around there early in the day …. The ones who missed out last night and the previous 30 nights. Toss them some bones ? : )

8am V1 , no dogs , so no bones , so no AC at V1. Walked to G Spot , and was reminded by the sign outside , not open till 11am. Walk to Swagman for a substandard feed , and a big talk to another fellow countryman. He confirms , no problem buying tickets online with CPA (Cebu Pacific Air) , and cheap. Different to my Internet intelligence/info. Might try it , cause might be going to Thailand next trip. Suspect even more trouble with my AC approach in Thailand , only they won’t just interrogate me at front door , they might get rather angry and rough me up ?

I gave fellow countryman wotif.com for accom Thailand and address of V1 Phils. His Phil wife had gone home day before , he’s got two days on his own , V1 with b grade chicks and the occasional looker , will suit. His wife is an understanding woman : ) 
 

BACK TO TOMTOWN :

To Manila airport , taxi driver wants meter plus P50 , I said “no worries” (yes) , hop in , sleepy , close my eyes and doze off from time to time. Felt the car stop , looked up , at airport , pay , out of taxi , he takes off THEN I realised he had left me at the wrong Terminal ! .

Approach another taxi , I said “Use meter” he says “yes” , hop in with bags he takes off , I say turn on meter , he said “No meter , P200”. I told him out aloud , “your a liar” , not a wise thing to do , but I did it , cause someone has to do it (discipline the drivers). Also said “stop car” , he turned on meter , we did not speak one word from that point on , arrive at Terminal .3. and its P89 on meter and he wanted P200 , Soos ! With more experiences later on in this same trip and in Manila , I find when they say P……. "no meter" , the amount they are quoting is double the actual meter price. Don’t accept that behaviour guys , or it will happen 3 out of 3 times. During Esc 8 , this trip , it happened in Manila approx 1 out of 3 times.

At Airport , Terminal .3. … Announcement , my flight is delayed. Now arriving T Town after 3pm , meeting Photo Contacts at 4pm , 30 min ride to them from airport , will have to go direct from Airport to meeting point with travel bags. No probs.

I tell you most of my mishaps , so that newbies reading this understand , it isn’t all beer and skittles travelling overseas. It doesn’t necessarily go smoothly , hiccups is part of travelling.

Still at Manila airport , and on boarding plane to T. Town , notice , along with everyone else , walking up the steps to planes door , loud tin kettle noise coming from blades of engine. Fellow euro and myself smile , I say , “If my car was making that noise , I’d pull over and see what was wrong”. With a smile , mentioned noise to cabin crew as I entered the plane. Wala , “no problem” , they say , and I believe them. On arrival T Town commented to the same Cabin staff on exiting plane : “The engine did not fall off”. They smiled , one said “Not this time Sir”. The lad has got a sense of humour , soul brother : )

Outside airport , very dark and big storm clouds are hovering over us , once again. It’s the typhoon month , trust me to pick the wrong month , but I really didn’t have any choice in the matter. Too long to explain. In taxi , driver takes off and I notice P275.50 on meter already. Am I still in Manila ? Said to him : “Whats that on the meter” , he resets it back to starting point P40 and makes no comment. Later on I ask him who are the worst passengers , he said predictably : “Koreans”. No need to ask that question ever again , they win that one every time. Yet if a girl answered the following question honestly : “Who are the most popular customers” , it would be : Korean , no doubt about that. Straight to Ayala Shopping Mall with all my bags , running late for appointment with FC (new Foreign Contact).

Honestly don’t know what happened , other than FC took my still camera and took about 200 pics of his ‘harem’ girls that same night. Unfortunately in strange hands , the camera came up with a lot of camera shake etc , plus other problems. Apparently he had changed the Settings on the camera. Plus he might have had a few drinks too many ? Disappointing , cant use them. 

Also old Flip Contact found out I was in town , and called on me and said she is leaving T.Town , cause can’t make any money there and so she is returning to home province. If that happens , might follow her there in Escape.9. and get some provincial action. Nice change from big city action (Manila , Angeles , T Town). Did not encourage her to bring any girls to my room , no time for that , its AC (camera) time , gotta prove its value , this trip. Got a heap of video camera stuff last trip , via that female contact , its AC (camera) this trip. Don't need any 'Contact' for AC (secret) camera work. 

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Discovered in Tomtown Sex Venue – 2 (V2) on this trip. Actually , known it for years , but on all previous occasions I have entered and exited at the same time …. too much smoke , this time , new regulations/laws have kicked in , no smoking = no smoke = tried AC (Camera) , but a failure. AC is very limited , in respect of light conditions and distance from subject. Starting to lose faith in it and its potential. Good looking girls , good show , Korean infested too , of course. The way things are going , Phils will become a new province of the Korean republic. Imagine , if Koreans marry Flips , get into parliament etc !

Before , the Japanese had no where near the penetration that the Koreans have now , and K’s are relatively new arrivals. K’s home wealth might mean they start investing big time in cheap labour of Phils , make their products in Phils ? If so = become permanent residents and squeeze us mongers out even further.

They’ll be known as the one with the jobs (for Flips) and the money = something for the Flips right here (Phils) , right now (jobs/money). No need for Flips to think about the long shot of marrying us , get with the K’s and money is in the pocket straight away. You never know , it might come to that. K’s seem clever types , who so far can control the Flips , something the Japanese could not do.  Time will tell.

Before , the Americans were seen as the owners of wealth and thus future for Flips , which did no harm to white non Americans , and their prospects with the girls. Now the wheel seems to be turning in favour of K’s. Nothing stays the same : ) Might see the plastic surgeon to get my eyes made slanty , Korean style. Tell the girls “Mestizo (mix race) … my daddy American , Mumma Korean". Actually Grandpa American , Grandma Korean : )

Lots of socialising in T Town , not much fucking. Who needs it.  
 

 

TO ANGELES :

Exit T Town , yet again , for Angeles. Headless Chook is good for another spin  around the roundabout.

T Town Airport : Security guy at Airport door checks my air ticket , he calls out my name , I confirm , that’s me. “Thomas” ? That’s me buddy. As he hands back my ticket and am about to pass through the door , I say : “You don’t know me ? I am famous on TV”. Oh , he took my joke seriously , and partly jumped up in the air : )

At baggage check in , thought I’d try the same gag on the educated check in girl. She opens my passport and calls out my name , I say “Yes , very famous on tv”. She eyeballed me , with a big smile and said … “Really”. She didn’t believe a word of it. Thinking , ‘silly old fool , he must be heat affected’.

Smooth flight to Manila , seems CPA (Cebu Pacific Air) are easing off those silly childish in-flight games. Although it gave me an idea of holding similar games with bar girls. Must mention , at end of Mla flight and landing , a lady and fellow passenger , dropped her cellphone , it fell into bits , some of which she thought landed on the floor , between my legs. In the aisle , she gets down on her knees and sticks her head in between my legs (aisle seat) looking for the cell phone bits. Thought to myself : “Whilst down there babe , might as well give me a blow job” : )

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No problems , taxi to Swagman Hotel. Some Manila taxi drivers are good , more informed than their T Town cousins , that’s for sure = more intelligent conversations.

At front desk of Swaggy , realise I have got the money for bus ticket to Angeles in my ankle pouch under my trousers , but which one not sure. Had to take both shoes off to get at both ankle pouches and the money. Stood at front desk in my sox : )

Had a creepy feed at Swaggy , nice friendly Chef tried his best , but Swaggy are not up to the mark , when it comes to food. I am drinking a lot (4-8 beers a night) , so eating a lot , otherwise might not feel well.

In the bus I go , and I’m the only passenger for Angeles ! Bus to myself. Along the way see the fields to the left and the right of the road are flooded , and farmers are getting around in canoes. Typhoon month.

Arrive Angeles , female bus conductor says : “Is it ok we drop you on the corner” ?  

I am thinking : And I walk (100mtrs in the heat) with all my bags , at 74yrs of age ?

I said with a cheeky grin : “So long as you refund me the P600” (bus fare). She got it , and noticed the driver got it even more so , both smiling their heads off. My corny humour is most suitable for the Philippines. But maybe not suitable for this diary , and non Filipino audiences : )

On arrival at hotel , I find cant get my favourite hotel room cause girl I emailed reservation to has resigned etc. Room they gave me was one of the worst I’ve had for many years. I don’t think anyone reading this diary would stay in that tiny , crappy room and pay P1000 , a joke. Bad , it was bad , but a promise of my favourite room the next day , yes. They tried , and encouraged me , to pay a week in advance , offering me P100 per day discount , but no , I decided to pay for one night only , cause I explained : “I am having my menstruation”. That stuffed them. Incredulous look on their dials (faces).

Wanted to get in that favourite room , before I paid in advance. Promises in Phils , not good enough : )

Nice looking girls walking around the streets , bodies everywhere , Angeles looks lively. The balibago area where the bars are  , is a designer whore town. It seems like , just about every second girl you see is a hooker : )

First stop , Miss Angeles 2010 (bar girl comp). Talked about her in Escape 7 diary before. Enter her place , ‘Fav’ and its absolutely full , no seat available , so I turn around and begin to walk out. Then I hear a girl screaming out at the top of her voice : “Thommo , Thommo”. I look , and its Miss 2010 , sitting on the lap of ……. you guessed it ……. a Korean : )

Naturally I smile and whisper in another girls ear , who also knows me … they all know me …… everyone knows “Thommo d’ Clown” , everyone : ) I whisper in girls ear to let my sweetheart , Miss 2010 , know , I shall return later on in the night , or next night. She passed the message on to Miss 2010 in Flip language , I swivelled around and walked calmly out of the place …. no seats to sit on , no other option ! My gal (2010) draws a crowd , that’s for sure : )

Total Ant (K) invasion !. Hate to tell you who were the main customers in the place. You’ve got one guess  : )

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To Golden Nile , where I am also well known , but the place seemed to be in the doldrums. Same place is owned by the guy who is in prison for 6 months. Waitress had bad things to say about owner , in connection with recent death of his ‘partner’ and partners girlfriend , both shot whilst asleep together. Don’t think waitress would know the real facts. Phils is great for gossip. Facts are not the forte of the Flips. But they never let it get in the way of a good piece of gossip : )

Onto Brass Knob (Perimeter Rd) , but it was closed for some reason. To Lost in Asia which gets regular mentions on the Internet … sub standard crap there and also the nearby bars which I checked out. Back home to sleep with the cockroaches (horrible room).

Up 7am next morning , 1st stop Kokomo’s Travel Agency , arrange bus ticket to Manila Wed , and air ticket Manila to Cebu , Thursday. V2 (Cebu City) is looking like my favourite place to video , but AC (camera) results so far very poor. Might need to raise the bar re camera , something better than AC (camera) , but how to get it in , and how to use it without being found out ?

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Meanwhile , back at Angeles :

Whilst at Koko’s , travel lady tells me of robberies at my hotel. Two guys in 7 days , have been robbed either ex their room or ex the Hotels security safe. Management refuses to help in either case. One guy lost his laptop , iPod and lots of cash from the hotel safe , not in the room. Other guy lost his stuff from the room. On previous trip in March , timid girl working there warned me to watch my belongings in the room because “strange things happen around here”. Looks like she is right , and I have got more to steal than a laptop and iPod , that’s for sure , so I am outta there immediately.

Return to Hotel , pack my bags , place key on Reception desk and said to shocked old lady at Reception desk , “menstruation” , and out the door I go. They were stunned , thought I was a friend of theirs and admirer of their cheap hotel. No more. Apparently the place is in the process of being sold. Staff are stealing in anticipation they will not have a job with new owner , and they would be right , slack lot , plus new reputation of stealing. Update : I have since learnt from former employee , that the Koreans have taken out a one year lease on the place. What would K’s be doing with such a place … short time rooms ?

In a trike with all my bags , and to Orchid Inn I go, P1600 room , worth P1000. Carpets a bit grotty , furniture needs updating. Lots of stuff in fridge (drinks , chocolates etc) , shower room , and table next to bed. Lots. Prices 300% more than a 7/11 store , so I don’t touch anything. Staff very cheery , and pool area nice. It will do for the next two nights , but the basic room at P1600 , is not recommended. 

6pm I am off to Fav to meet Miss 2010. She’s not there. Night before , Korean saw I was popular with her , most probably bar fined her within minutes of me exiting the place. K’s still got her , I suspect , or she earned too much to bother to front up for work next night. She loves the K’s 3.3.3 performance , more than me : )

To Brass Knob again , open this time , rather serious GRO sits next to me , Mama-san is outside at the front. Good , she was a downer last trip. Too serious , and always watching me. Utilised AC (Alternate Camera .. vid machine). Nothing much really happening there , they are all too serious , not fun loving …. mama-san to blame I suspect. Results on AC sketchy at best and not worthy of the internet.

So off to Sex Venue – 3 (V3) ,  at the tail end of Perimeter Road , as recommended by Phol (founding member of whorist.com) , I go. One or two trips back I was not impressed with V3 , but impressed this time , yes.

Update : Note this V3 area can be dangerous early hours of morning , eg tourist shot dead 1.30am outside Garfields (close to bars mentioned) for his wallet and cellphone. They said he was elderly and alone. Hey , I am elderly and alone and I was standing outside Garfields same spot as shot guy , early hours of morning , one or two days before the murder. Lucky those guys on the motorbike did not call couple of nights earlier , or I would not be writing this diary. Lucky.

Back to the fun stuff :

Hilarious time at V3. I conducted various competitions , best dancer comp and I also held a quiz giving P20 to first person who got question right. Lots of laughs , and lots of interest in me , cause I broke up what becomes a boring job eg shuffling feet whatever , and entertained them for an hour or two. Selected Miss Sexy V3 for a take out. She did not fail me. She said I am different . Most foreigners just sit quietly , drink beer and look at girls. I communicate and rub shoulders with them , or rub something else : ). Gave them excitement/entertainment , when really it is their job to do that for me , but because I got an enthusiastic reception from my behaviour , I raised the bar and gave them one of my better performances in recent years : ) Although at Fav tonight , I was not slack either , I’m in form tonight. Best night for some time , I’d say , and I am coming back tomorrow night to V3 , for more , that’s for sure. But not to Fav for Miss 2010 , she is with the Ants (Koreans) and most probably booked for a few days too. Never kiss arse guys , never kiss arse , unless of course it’s free and Miss 2010’s : )

Today , Tues , organised a modification for my devious “AC” video activities. Learning. Not easy to capture vids , but I am getting there. The Modifications I ordered today , will hopefully help me VC (Video camera , not AC) capture the girls at my Fav .. V2 of Tomtown. Big trouble if I get caught …. Lots of males employed at V2. As I said before , slung Manager a significant tip before I exited the place. Hopefully that will save me from the goons/heavies , if I happen to get caught : )

I will arrive Manila Wed afternoon , V1 and Café Havana (CH). Will try outright video-ing at CH , think they allow it. V1 not so , very strict re cameras. AC required at V1 , and only AC , no regular point and shoot camera’s. That’s if I get past the front door security with my hidden AC camera’s. So far been lucky , got a rehearsed technique for doing that : )

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Thurs to Tomtown and project V2. Might take out some Health Insurance beforehand (goons/heavies/security : ) Five days later , Tues I return home and reality. As usual , haven’t conveyed all the fun I have had , gotta bring that pro audio recorder with me next time , and record my conversations etc , then you’d know. But lugging x 3 AC’s (cameras) small as they are , Video Cam (medium size) , Small still camera , around all the time , gives me the heeby jeebies. Feel like a pack horse at times. Audio Recorder will add to the weight and inconvenience. Imagine me walking through the front door of a Show Place with all that stuff. That is why I was refused entrance at two important places Manila. I don’t look like a straightforward tourist/monger , carrying all that stuff , some of which is concealed up my arse of course , which requires me to walk stooped forward , thus raising my profile even more : ). Wouldn’t want to do that in Thailand , Katoeys might take advantage of me : )
 

Back to Angeles :

Still at Angeles , havent left yet. Eat at Margarita (Koko’s today was terrible , I’ll never return) …. V3 bar early , big night , big fun , then if time permits Golden Nile. 7am next day , gotta be at a certain place to see if AC modifications Mk.1. have been completed and to my satisfaction. If so , he has agreed to rush through Mod Mk2 before I catch my bus to Manila at 11.30am that same morning. Maybe a big cock up (failure) with modifications , and big bill to pay at that. Will see.

1. Eat ... 2. V3 ... 3. Golden Nile ... 4. Next morning , 7am follow up modifications ... 5. Eat again ... 6. Bus to Manila

Last night Angeles , out the door early. I am going to have a great night tonight , got that feeling. Last night in Angeles for some time , I think. Once I leave town , they won’t be seeing this body , any time soon. Get it while ya can girls , get it while you can (cancer diseased body : )

So , call in to Fav … kissing arse ? : ) Enter door my trademark way (Patent Pending) , girls clap , foreigners look around to see what the commotion is …. yep , another clown (me) , and heat affected too , they are thinking : )

Heading for my fav seat when a girl screams out familiar ‘Thommo , Thommo’. Its Miss 2010 of course , absent last night (Koreans ?) , now keen to do biz with ailing Thommo. They invite me to join em , no Koreans around to ‘milk’ , might as well be ageing Thommo , until the younger and cute K’s turn up , I suppose. Thommo’s good for a LD. Had a nice time , and a fun time. Miss 2010 is touching touching me. She is a lady , that is , no crude language or groping of her , and no groping of me , by her. Great smile , great face.

After 30 mins , I told her “I am worried … looking at the front door , any minute a Korean will walk in , and bingo you are gone”. She gently place her hand on my thigh and said “Thommo Its not like that”. For sure they would want her if they saw her. Imagine , she is tucked away , in my opinion ,  in this minor show place , possibly the best looking gal in Angeles (won Miss AC 2010 , bar girl). And I found out why , she is in such a minor show place too. Her Auntie is the chief Mama-san at Fav = “Miss” gets continuity of employment , highest possible monthly salary , no deduction for absences , and protection from all the lecherous ones who want to manhandle her , barfine her etc. She does not go with a lot of guys , but she gets a lot of double ladies drinks , tips , high monthly salary etc. 

Lots of joking , laughing and a few LD’s too by the way. Mama , Miss , and another one I know from before , Miss Labot (Miss Arse). Video’d Miss Arse in my hotel room trip before , Miss 2010 too by the way , on a separate occasion. It's my last night , need a special girl , got Miss 2010 to agree for a barfine and pick up around 12 midnight. Tell her about my next stop … V3 etc , jealous , she is jealous. So pay barfine up front to make sure she waits.

Walking out of Fav ,  I have everyone behind me, ‘2010’ and others are watching me exit , I think , so I do a couple of fancy dance steps and out the door I go. If they don’t entertain me , I have to entertain them : ) I have an audience in Phils , but not so back home. Hence Phils recharges my batteries ... makes me feel 'wanted'  : )
 

THE CLOWN IS BACK :

So I am out of Fav and now at the Trike Station , under the tree , you know where it is , right ? Negotiate with the Trike Mafia , squeeze into the tiny sidecar only inches off the ground. One has to be a gymnast to get in and out of these things. After much bumping and swerving , arrive at Garfields corner. Exit trike , walk to nearby V3 bar , open front door and Marilyn Monroe style , standing at the top of the steps await an applause , which is duly delivered. They are thinking : “The Clown is back , and loose with his money too. Clap , he likes an audience” : )

Had an even better time at V3 , and got what I came for ….. images with a video camera , no hopeless AC camera this time. Time to exit , last night , want variety. As I leave , they all call out in chorus “Bye Thommo , bye” (you can drop money here anytime : ) . Two foreigners at V3 were mystified by my crazy behaviour. They are thinking : Is he for real , or is he mental : )

Forgot to tell you : Taught my previous nights V3 companion a lesson. She was sitting with a K when I entered , ignored me , and as soon as he left she was all over me , I said , “Sorry , Korean , Korean”. I regret ever saying that actually , she took it deeply , and was very sad that point on. Genuinely so. Its her job to entertain and extract whatever , from the customers. None of my business who she does that with. Problem for her was , we had a good conversation and relationship the night before , then 2nd night I am ‘mean’. Sorry honey , but you’ll have to toughen up if you want to survive in the bar business. Make it up to her next trip , if she is there. Was I jealous ? No , just maintaining my rage against the K’s , getting message across ‘we’ don’t like em.

Once I get my teeth into something (K’s) I never let go. Although with the passage of time , I will get used to them and not talk about them so much , I hope. For 37yrs Phils has been the land of smiling friendly people , now this invasion of these sour faced unfriendly K’s upsets me. But I will get used to it , eventually : )

Had a great time , a top time , its like family for me at V3. Images yes , and the best so far this trip , cause video camera , not AC gadget.

To Golden Nile , chief waitress there promised me the world previous night. Thought I was heading for a big night at Nile , but not really , it did not deliver. Add to that I had a creepy papa-san hanging around looking for a tip. I don’t need him , told chief waitress so , but she gets worried by what I said , cause he is her boss. If I swivelled around to my right to avoid him , he would transfer over to my right , and so on. Everywhere I faced , he was there , so I paid chit and out of there I go.

Eventually to Fav and ‘2010’ is waiting for me , great big beaming smile. Some guys had been working her over in my absence it seems , but they were treating her like a fast fuck , and she aint that. Her monthly salary plus ladies drinks income and tips ,  is more than my pension back home : )

She picks her mark , she’s the one who chooses , and ageing me is the one tonight. Back in the room , Miss says , “How come you do not use Viagra”. I said “With a beautiful lady like you , there is no need for Viagra”. Hard core girls most probably like Viagra/Cialis etc , but not the regular girls , methinks. Sex yes , Viagra assault no. One of the reason for the popularity of the K's , they are apparently 5-10 min pokes. 

In the morning , Miss wants to stay on till lunch time , but I have things to do , and haven’t told her I am leaving Angeles on the 12 midday bus , this very day. Hit and run , hit and run. Possibly she’s thinking of one day escaping Phils ex Thommo , you never know. Then the young guys back home discover her at the Shopping Mall and fuck her from dusk to dawn. Perhaps she thinks I am going to die soon (could be right too : ) and will collect my massive fortune , about $5000 : )

Anyway , she departs Orchid Hotel , with a big smile , confident I will be back for more (Fav) that night. Told her , not sure what is happening tonight. With me , she does not get any more $ than a regular girl. She’s not cashing in on her title (Miss 2010) , silly girl , or maybe she gives me a discount ? Yes , when the Koreans take her , quite often they do not fuck her (or 3 min her) , simply a trophy girl to cart around Angeles and show off in front of other Ants (K’s).

Imagine , Ants at the Perimeter Road V3 bar too. They are everywhere , as is the wont of Ants. Might buy some ant deterrent stuff back home for next trip. Sprinkle it around the girl of my choice's seat : )

“Miss” has now gone. The type of girl you escort to the front door and farewell once she's in a Trike. She's a Lady : )  

Immediately I go to modification man , gotta resolve that issue , before bus departs.

Programme : On arrival Manila = V1 and Café Havana. Following day Tomtown and operation “V2” utilising recently discovered technology (modification man). I am the brains behind the ‘technology’ : ) , MM is the one that can organise it to happen. Together we are worth about $2 : )

I find MM (modifications man) is there , waiting for me , at his place of business , small business. Imagine , a flip that is punctual and reliable. That’s my MM. Not only that , he has completed the job , no stories/excuses , done finished and he has done a hell of a job too … excellent 10/10. Price is not cheap , but that is the sign of a real business person. Myself , I went through life under charging as a business person , and not over charging. Example , this website , free for the last 9.5 years. Did I get anything out of my lifetime m.o. (modus operandi) ? I think so , I got life. Others got money : )

Had prostate cancer now for about 15yrs or more , still alive. Look at Steve Jobs .. stressed out all the time .. Cancers and other illnesses are like a house on fire when ya stressed out , and don’t have time for decent food , regular exercise , and laughing. With hundreds of millions in the bank , Steve is now dead.

With pennies in the bank , I am still alive. Who is the smartest ? I reckon the person who looks after their health is the smartest , so it must be me. Pity Steve didn’t drop $1 mill on me , then I’d have my cake and eat it too.

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Funny , earlier on in this trip , in Tomtown , friend of mine , a bit under the influence of alcohol , insisted that another drinking partner , much younger , is the right man to replace Steve Jobs (Apple). Others jumped on him , incredulous that friend could nominate a whorist as Jobs replacement. Whorist guy spends too much time chasing pussy , any which way , to have time to even fill out the application form for Steve’s job. Steve Job/Steves job. Get it ? , got it ? , good : )

What Steve Job failed to understand , the best job is a blow job. Hard time having one now , 6 feet under. Lets drink a toast to Stevey boy , he gave us some nice gadgets. He died for us , or did he die for other reasons ? Main thing is , I am still alive , capable and able to enjoy life , and with his products too : )
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MM is certainly not stressed out , relaxed , wisened guy of about 65yrs old with a 40 yr old wife. Funny , I handed MM the money for the job (not bj : ) and an arm extends out from behind me , almost over my shoulder (I am sitting) …. and MM hands over all the money I gave him to a woman who now appears. He did not have it for 2 secs. MM , says : “That’s the boss” , its his wife , and she had been lurking somewhere , waiting to get her hands on the moolah. Phil tradition at work , wife controls the money , in the Phils. Never get married guys , never get married : )

So now with short hours before bus goes , I eat , pack bags etc , but before that , I gave MM a second job , identical to first. Need “two” : ) I told him. I return later to pick up second one , and he is not there , having a wash says the adult son , and “Dad finished the job hours ago” , son blabbered. Now I know for sure I am paying too much , think MM can do the job within 30 mins max , now that he has done the first one. MM got value , but I got value , tremendously important modification , tremendously important , and it will last for years , so in reality , and long term , yes … value for me too. That’s why I call him wisened , he knows how to charge.

MM enters his place of biz , hands me 2nd completed Project Modification , and its perfect , I pay , and yes Mumma appears again , to take the moolah. We chat a bit , cause he is an interesting guy. Talk global politics etc. Then he says , out of the blue : “The Koreans are the worst visitors to the Philippines”. He gave details , but I wont bore you with them : ) For sure , K's are very unpopular with males , both Filipinos and others. 

For me , the mystery is , if they are so unpopular with guys in the main , why are they popular with the girls ?. MM said he did not know , other than “Perhaps the girls have no other choice”. But that aint right , cause when they have had the choice of Americano versus Korean , they seem to go for Korean every time. Maybe the K’s are mean spirited etc with males , but generous with females ? Not too generous with their dicks I am told , 3” at the best , in fact one chick indicated with her fingers 2”. But the problem with that lads is … once we leave the girls , and same girl/s fronts an Ant (K) , they tell the K …. Americano’s are this/that (negatives). Typical SE Asian strategy “Tell em (customer) what they want to hear” , especially , “massage their ego” irrespective of their country of origin. Keep that cash flowing : )
 

 

TO MANILA :

I shake hands with MM and take off , bus is leaving soon. In bus , and before take off , hot Angeles chick (at least a 7) sitting in row front of me , looks through the gap of her chair back at me , a number of times. She is eyeing off my bling and looking at my expensive leather accessories. Thinking about robbing lolo/thommo , if he falls asleep ?

We arrive Manila 2hrs ex departure Angeles , I carry my four bags in the hot ‘n humid Manila , along the broken down footpaths , past the beggars etc , from Swagman to Amazonia , for the second time this trip. Amazonia is a low budget joint , in fact a short time hotel , but its got convenience , convenience , and if I am staying at a ST Hotel , I am at ‘home’ amongst the hookers and whores. They pass up and down the corridor in their slutty high heel shoes. Click clack , click clack …. music to my ears.

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Eat at G Point ,exit , and its starting to rain. By 8pm I am organised and ready to go to Café Havana. Exit my room , and walking down the very steep and shiny varnished Amazonia stairway , and near the bottom , I start looking at the chicks at the Amazonia bar , instead of looking where I am putting my feet. There was no step , where I put my foot. Think I overstepped the very next step and was placing my foot into thin air , not a step itself. Jumped a step. Over , forward , and down I go , flat on my face , ending up on the cement floor below me.

Girls scream , thinking aged me has had a heart attack and died , or hurt myself seriously. Proud , I get up quickly and make it look like nothing has happened. Lucky my bones are good. I crash off the bike back home , now the stairway here , and no broken bones , with either. Had all my bling on , best clothes , freshly showered etc and I fall arse over head in front of an audience. Not very dignified , and re affirms , this guy Thommo is an oldie. How many young guys fall down a stairway ? : )

It took me 74yrs to do it , but finally I got there. 

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INTERMISSION

We pause now for a word from our Sponsors :

Things I forgot to tell you ….. little scenario’s (not worth telling : ) …………

Scenario .1.

At Amazonia , 8am , I go to Reception desk , request hot water. Domestic girl who is keen on me (and everyone else who visits Amazonia : ) , is there. Hasn’t seen me take a moll to my room = I am marriage material : ) They are keen on anyone who can provide an escape route from the endemic poverty and hopelessness of the Phils. I said to her “Did you butterfly me last night , I saw you in a taxi , with a handsome young man”. She wiggled , smiled , in her dreams in her dreams (scenario I just described) ….

Dump my especiale tea bags in the hot water. Need some caffeine to keep going. Have only consumed x 2 Red Bull’s since arriving. Not good for the health (RB) , tea better , but even that is not really healthy , especially in excess. Caffeine is the upper , but if you drink too much of it , can be a downer.

Brought the especiale tea bags with me , this trip. Back in Angeles , gave two waitresses two tea bags each , cause promised them such on previous trip (Esc7). Margarita tea bags are bloody awful. Where did they get those tea leaves from , scooped up from the factory floor ? : )

Back in my room , type , type …. I am a slave to you , my readers : )

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Scenario.2.

And another one I forgot (and unfortunately remembered just now : ) …

Hey forgot to tell ya , like so many other things I have forgotten to tell ya …. at V3 bar , back at Angeles , one of the questions I asked the girls , for a prize of Pesos20  : “How old am I” (Thommo). Now , for money I got the truth. Before the comp , girls always say 50/52yrs of age , in the hopes of impressing me , now if they are correct they get P20 , so away they went , they all thought I was 60/65 yrs old and not the bullshit 50 I have been getting in recent years. No point in saying 50 if it doesn’t win them cash. Tell the old faggot (Thommo) what ya really think now , and ya might win the prize. So , they are seeing a 60 plus year old , not a 50 year old , pity , I liked the idea before , when they thought I was 50. Should never have offered them money for the answer : )

I should have also asked them as a second prize question “Why do the girls like Koreans” , but forgot to , like so many other questions I forgot to ask. Had about 6 or more girls around me at a time , in a circle (V3). They were keen for the P20. Got this ‘game’ idea from Cebu Pacific Air , they play childish in flight guessing games with passengers.

For money , the girls might have told the truth about Koreans. And I suspect their interest in Koreans is based on : 1. Fellow SE Asians = not so foreign to them 2. On average younger than the Western monger male 3 Do not shag on Viagra etc , that is , short time fuckers = less work for the girl. 4. Quite often don’t even fuck , use them as a trophy companion only 5. Generous tippers (to women). This fem tipping one , I have yet to confirm.

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End of pause/sponsorship.

Back to my fall down the stairs ………..

“So , after crashing on the Amazonia cement floor , whilst walking down the stairway , and getting up quickly , out the door I go to rain. Girls sit outside at Havana .. rain = not many girls , so to V1 (under cover) I go. No favourite seat/table , take up new spot.

Elderly grinning Chinese Filipino guy walks exceedingly slowly around V1 hands crossed at the back. He does it so much (circling) I smile and say to him : “Exercise”. He continues to smile , leans forward and says : “I am an executive here (V1) , my car is outside waiting”. I thought to myself …. Yeh executive of a brothel , nothing to brag about dong. Little did he know he was almost breathing down my AC (camera) , switched on and recording him. He wouldn’t be an executive of V1 too long if I put that vid on YouTube : )

Do not forget … all of my AC vids at V1 were extremely dark due to poor lighting. Pretty much hopeless , all of them. Distance and poor light is the undoing of my ‘AC brainwave’.

At V1 ,  another guy comes along on a regular basis too , foreigner , huge pointed ears , he takes about 3 steps , stops , looks around , stares straight ahead , then 3 more steps. Like the elderly patients you see in hospitals , or geriatric homes : ) Wonder how long it would take him to get his dick out of his trousers ?. Girls would have to help him , methinks. He is also blocking the way , girls do not say anything to him.

He might be an alien who accidentally landed on the rooftop of V1. He looks a bit alien , especially cause of his big ears , pointing upwards and that continual glassy stare of his , combined with extremely slow movements. No drugs , a ‘patient’ , methinks. Seeking his last fuck before he dies. Could be me in 5/10 years time , minus those ears : )

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Oh , so much happened , cant write it all down , getting kapoy (tired) from typing , typing. Out the door I go to Havana , taxis are now available as most good people have gone home (10.30pm). Taxi driver , same problem again … no meter , I insist , he switches on meter and asks for extra when we get there. I say “decide later”. He then says “Havana , plenty chicks. You like chicks “? . I know what’s coming after that , so I said “I like driver who does not talk too much”. Silence from him that point on. You’ve gotta be cruel to be kind some times.

But I find , this driver is sick , tuberculosis ? Coughing all the time , shoulders jerking up and down , heading twitching , arms jerking here and there. He is either a nervous wreck or what , I don’t know. Maybe my stern words upset him ? He got me there in the right time/meter (P120) , so I gave him a tip.

Not many girls Havana … cause of the rain , added to that , it’s an off night . So , very few girls outside the actual Café itself , I am inside the café now. Even so , there are some nice girls around , including inside , and they are hungry for someone like me , viz … alone (lonely lamb) , aged , and defenceless : )

Two are leaning back against the bar eye balling me , I avoid eye contact. Sharply dressed Indian guy comes along , purposely stands between me and them , cutting me off. They don’t want him , so they go onto dance floor and dance with each other. Within secs , he gets the message and leaves , and within secs of that , they get the message he has left , and return to the bar and take up their former position eye balling me (defenceless : ). Indians have a negative reputation with the girls , Koreans a positive one … and Thommo ? Depends how much I am willing to pay I suppose : )

About two hours at CH , pleasant enough , to taxi and V1 again , nice driver this time. “You American” ? I agree , to keep it simple. Not in the mood for the typical taxi driver questions. He then says his sister is in USA studying. What , does he want me to do , fuck her ? Keeps asking me where I live in USA. Managed to avoid answering , only leads to more futile questions and answers.

Enter V1 , very noisy , very crowded. I’ve had more than enough noise tonight , inside small Café Havana , so close to the band there , the noisiest , and V1 not too far behind that in the decibel stakes. Back to my accommodation at Amazonia , run the gauntlet of the 40+ (years) brigade (dogs) hanging around downstairs , ever ready to pounce upon someone like me. Quickly up the stairs to my room and sleep. Domestic girl notices I am empty handed yet again. “Perhaps he is gay” ? she is thinking : ) Up 6am , type the above out.

Schedule : Tomtown Thurs … practice with Angeles ‘modifications’ before 8pm , then to V2 where Manager will greet me with big smile (P500 tip/bribe before). Take risk with new Modification. Will see the result … nice vid or a hospital bed (beaten up). Spice things up a bit with more risk (modification modus operandi). Modification = using video camera instead of AC , but increases the risk of being found out. Falling down the stairs wasn’t enough : )

But whilst still in Manila , might head off to Robinsons Mall or V1 again. No , V1 it is , nice to see AC (Alternative Camera) results , at V1 , now that there is more daylight. Robinsons is too slack/tame , compared to V1. Hungry , I am hungry , but need to wait until 11am when G Spot opens. Their ‘yellow’ curried chicken is my fav , plus plenty other food there to choose from and eat. Fill up , so when I arrive T Town , ready for action

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My computer tells me I have written 14,376 words , 28 pages , so far. And there’s other pages missing too. Had a few days when I only scribbled down notes , didn’t have time to actually type out on computer. The only reason I am producing a diary this trip , is because I got encouragement from readers to do so , that is , before the trip started. That’s all I needed , some folks to come forward and say “Hey , don’t stop those diaries , keep it up”. Even so , there will come a time when I have to 'retire' from this kind of endeavour (diary).

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Had a great feed at G Spot , girls very cheery and friendly too.

Have to update you on the ‘dogs’ and ‘lechons’ (piggy faced ones) , Philippines in general , not G Spot. They continue to approach me , and I continue to repel them , and fast. They don’t get too much from me. Show em a bit of heart/decency , and they take that as a sign of weakness , and continue their attack. They don’t persist with me , I offload them real quickly. Honey , I am ugly , old and worn out too , but hey , I am the buyer , not the seller and so I don’t have to suffer you lot : )
 

 
 

BACK TO TOMTOWN (Headless Chook) :

Out the Amazonian door I go with my bags. Taxi driver stops , I open his drivers side door , lean down and say : “Meter plus P50 , to airport , terminal 3”. He replies ‘yes’ , I jump in. As usual ask them to switch off chatter in local language and put on some music. Common sense is a scarce commodity in Phils. You’d reckon they would do that auto when a foreigner hops in their car.

I query a song he is playing : I ask … “New song” ? He replies yes , hesitates for about ten seconds and says “2007”. That’s not what I call new , but its new for this part of the Planet , and new to me. I am 4 years behind the scene : ). He’s a good guy , so I don’t hassle him. The Manila drivers are not all bad , only about 1 in 3 are bad : )

Usual poor organisation at airport , lots of passengers , long queues etc. I managed by devious means to worm my way to a short queue , and in doing so , noticed there is a queue for Koreans only , so that K’s don’t have to wait a long time in any other queue. Must approach airport management one day and ask for Whorist only queues : )

The K’s have come a long way , and I fear they are even going to go further : )

Eventually the plane is up and away. On arrival Tomtown , get another interesting taxi driver , educated , knowledgeable. We talk about death , coffins and cremations , amongst other subjects. Helps pass the time.

To Ayala and big drinking session with foreigners to 11pm. Significant number of 7’s and 8’s pass by , as we drink. Some attractive hookers amongst them this trip too. I then split and head to Sunflower to practice with the new ‘modifications’. I find Sunflower empty , and tables I always like , have all got “Reserved” signs on them. So even if I stay , can’t get a good camera table.

Out of there I go , to Julianas Disco. As I exit the taxi , Lechons (fat pigs) attack me at the front of Mango Square. Totally ignore them , to bar outside J’s. The whole area is dead and only two girls entered J’s in the time I was there. Not inspiring. Up and away I go to my room and get some sleep , waking up 6am , 10am Phil Contact calls , 11am I am at Tomrest , 12 noon FC (Foreign Contact) calls at Tomrest , as pre arranged. He shows me his huge and very interesting photo collection etc (girls). At least a thousand photo's , but the ones I like he will not part with. 

To Ayala , change money , search for new t.shirt etc.

2pm I am back at my room , try and sleep but cannot , up off the bed , type above out , shower , batteries all charged etc. Ready for the ‘final solution’ … viz modification modus operandi. Will mod’s enable me to harvest images at V2 using and actual video camera this time  , not AC , without getting into trouble (goons/security working there) ? If they start beating me up , I will scream out to the Manager : “I want my P500 back” : )

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Plan … to Ayala and practice vid , ‘modified’ way (Modification Modus Operandi) , don’t want to fumble in front of ever alert V2 staff. After some practice at Ayala , incl a beer or two , off to V2 early , secure my control tower seat , and settle in for a long hard night. Especially hard on the eyes , perving on those girls. Next morning , 6.30am flight back to Manila. Yes , you heard it .... back to Manila (Headless Chook).

The Lechons at V1 (and just about everywhere else in Manila) will be waiting for me , no doubt about that : )

What happened (Tomtown) ?
 
Delayed .. No Ayala , eat Tomrest yes , then arrive V2 around 9pm. Enter door , turn right , girls seated there inside door , call out “Your boyfriend” , I turn around behind me to see who they are looking at , and its my GRO from previous visit. She conducts me to the table , but it has a reserved sign on it. GRO says ‘never mind’ , and takes the sign away. I sit down and assess the situation. No other Westerner , and 90% of patrons are Koreans , rest of unknown origin (SE Asia).

Too many people passing in front of me and my concealed video camera , one guy sitting 2 mtrs to my left , 3 waiters 3 mtrs to my right. Not pos to use vid camera (not "AC" , actual vid camera)  , even with modification m.o. , simply not pos. I will get caught. Mostly 8’s on stage , I like the quality and the choreography , very fantasy orientated , excellent execution , professionally polished , nice bodies and faces. Or is it the alcohol ? Update : Now three weeks after the trip , I can say the alcohol did play a part in my assessment , would now say sober :  7's and 8's , with the occasional 6  : )

I tell GRO (girlfriend : ) that I am moving to another seat (where possibly I can ‘AC’ the situation) , without anyone knowing. Get up close and personal to the stage. Its AC or nothing tonight. AC = Alternative Camera , as you know. Got three of them (AC's) cause batteries don’t last long and takes 4/5hrs to recharge each battery. So , with three , I can go out at night and stay out. No need for backtracking to Hotel.

I try with AC , go to toilet to see results , return to new spot. To toilet about 3 times for 3 checks , over about 1.5 hrs. Getting some stuff ex AC but not a lot , and because of poor pixels etc not HD , when placed on a computer screen. Cheeky , I asked GRO sitting next to me : “Is camera ok” , she says : ‘Not allowed’. Well honey , I am recording you and the girls right now , poor as the images are : )

3rd or 4th trip to toilet to check results if any (AC) …. Walking along in the semi darkness , and unbeknowns to me , whilst busy looking at 7/8’s girls sitting in a row to my right , waiting to be taken by someone , my $400 plus AC slips out of its position (out of my arse : ) and drops to the carpeted floor below.

One of staff runs up to me and hands me AC which is still in record mode , he would have seen the live images on view screen. I enter toilet , decide to leave quickly , just in case that guy discusses his find (camera in record mode) with his supervisor. Out the toilet , pass the same girls again , and to the front door and into a waiting taxi I go.

Fortunately I had already paid my chit/bill before the embarrassing and potential troublesome incident , so was able to split the scene of my ‘crime’ quickly. Paying for drinks as you go , has its advantages , eg , a Police raid ? , then out the front door I would go.

I tell taxi driver out front of V2 : “Juliana’s”. He was a good guy and showed great concern at me going to Julianas cause he said at Juliana’s there is regular robbing of Americano’s and Koreans. Just night before (Thurs) , there was a holdup/robbery by a group of 5 filipino thieves. Guy lost everything of value.

Driver pulls up outside Mango Square (Julianas) , street folk surround the taxi , I don’t like my chances … $3,300 of cameras on me , cash , watch etc. Gotta get up 4.30am , so commonsense prevailed , and I opt to return to Tomville (accom) , check results of AC there (not good) , type this out , pack bags.

Realise results with AC need improvement. It’s a challenge. Shall return to V2 Monday night , further on in my trip , not now , when its my last night in Tomtown , and try again. Hope guy who found my camera in record mode , has forgotten my face by then : )
 

 

BACK TO MANILA again (yep , again)  :

Hope your not dizzy , going round in circles , reading this diary : )

Tomtown …. 4am I exit my room with bags. 4.15am taxi takes off. Meter fare to Airport P200. Getting sleepy again. Been up since 6am previous day. By the time I arrive at accommodation(Manila) , will have been out of bed , movin’ groovin’ for 26hrs non stop. At 74 yrs of age (soon 75) I can still do it , but only for the subject of whoring  , not for any other reason : )

Arrive Manila , taxi driver good guy , interesting … so many are , if you get them to open up. They see and experience a lot , including guys like us : ) No time to tell you his stories and/or mine. In the taxi , gotta move on , clock is ticking , short days and I then exit Phils. Not value for me , sitting in hotel room too much , typing stuff out. Better staring at a nice body , than a computer screen : )

Check-in Amazonia , 10am , no extra charge for checking in early cause I have good relations with the staff at Amazonia , which has got , convenience , closeness to G Point and Swagman Fly the Bus (Angeles). Not really good accommodation as such , especially when I have to run the gauntlet downstairs with the Lechons (piggy faced 40yr olds) , but location , location , it has got.

Eat yet again at G Point , wonderful , wonderful. Arrive on dot of 11am , as usual Filipina boss is finishing off her pep talk before girls start work. Security opens the locked door for me , I enter and start talking immediately , not realising boss was just winding up her motivational pep talk. I said , interrupting her , “Sorry I’m late for work , I promise I won’t do it again” : ) All this recorded on AC (camera). Update : I’ve checked AC and that shot is reasonable , as I was close and daylight streaming in from outside = adequate light. Sometimes I get something of value on AC.

G Point : Big smiles all around , girls in smart unique uniforms have got the hots for me (imagination ?) , principally cause I am friendly , joke , compliment the food etc. Well , one girl has , thats for sure. Other customers I notice , enter glum , say nothing , eat food and walk out. No interplay. Fools like me brighten the girls day and make it possible for them to continue serving the sad faced foreigners for peanuts : )

Then a big Gorilla of a guy with messed up hair , say in his 60’s , enters front door of G Point , turns around and says : “Come on honey” to someone. I look to the right , and "honey" is a well dressed 14/15yr old girl who does not look too happy , unwilling to look at anyone , head down , looking at the floor. She finally enters , then he starts lecturing her in a loud enough voice for everyone to here. Before I know it , they have both gone. That guy is making a misery of the girls life. Mumma most probably sold her to the idiot.

It’s 2011 dong , 2011 , you can’t do that stuff anymore and the underage ones know it , and she is sensitive to what we are thinking. You’d think the police would stop him , and query what is going on. Body language of girl indicates she would like to anywhere else but in the company of the oversized Gorilla.

Talking about age .. G Spot has a sign indicating price of buffet and adding “Under 8 yr olds free food”. Presumably kids of parent customers. So I joke and say to waitress : “’dy … go out in the street and tell all the street urchin kids who are under 8 to come inside and have a free feed”. Waitress either didn’t understand or didn’t appreciate my joke. Actually I carry on a little too much in the Phils , yet never tire of it … cause its mine : )

Now at V1 , and my usual Monkey business including cultivating the cute waitresses. One there from ‘Y’ (town not revealed , to save the innocent , and the girl from possibility of being bombarded by visiting internet readers ... young hansum ones who will sweep her off her feet : ) finds me difficult to handle , she is so innocent , and my abrasive , frank style both amuses and frightens her , eg to her : “I am hungry” . She : What to do you want to eat” ? Me : “You” , she wiggles smiles , head partly down then looks me in the eye with a devilish look. Working at V1 she knows what I am talking about.

She said she works 7 days. I say , how can we ever get together for some romance ? etc etc. Others come along to be entertained by Yours Truly. I could make a career here in the Philippines ……… as a clown : )

More than usual number of male security types wandering around near me. Some prop close by and keep looking at me. Maybe cause the drinks girls working there , come up to me for some entertainment. Or is it because of my AC (camera) , which no one can see , except me (I hope) , or is it because myself and girls are smiling , laughing all the time. They are thinking : “That guy is always happy smiling , he’s got all the girls calling on him” or is it “Idiot , he doesn’t know we have CCTV here and we have worked out what he is doing with that AC (camera) concealed up his arse”. Continually pointing ones arse at the cuties , and talking through it (verbal diarrhoea) … sure does draw some attention : ).

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Performed and AC’d enough , no one is putting any money in my hat (busker) .. so out of here , to hotel room , collect small baggage , walk to Swagman and Fly the Bus. I’m going up to Angeles and back the same night … Talk about the Headless Chook , this is getting beyond a joke : )
  
Just before Swaggy , there is a chick on street corner with friends , street hangabouts , upper class ones this lot , viz reasonably attractive and decently dressed. She says “Honey” as I pass by. Early 20’s so I accept that , but not 40yr old Lechons , no Sir , will always ignore them. So I swing around and swap some banter with her and her friends. Then to Swagaman and d' bus. 

BACK TO ANGELES I go :

In Fly the Bus I go 3.30pm , ticket collector walks up aisle asking passengers what hotel they want to be dropped off at (AC). Comes to me : “What hotel Sir”. Me : As I didnt need a hotel , I said :  “I don’t have money for a hotel , can you lend me Pesos 1000” ? Guys in the back seat appreciated my banter , they were in the right frame of mind to have some fun in Angeles. 

Off we go , not staying Angeles this night , fly up (bus) , return same night to Amazonia. Arrived Angeles , enter Margarita , good food , horrible tea (floor scoopings). None of my ‘home’ tea bags left , all used up , about 4 days to go = 4 tea bags …. might have to ask x 2 Margarita girls to give back those four tea bags I gave them few days ago : )

I continue my K (Korean survey) but the girls all say “I don’t know” , ie , why K’s are popular. Suppose whores and non whores can’t say : “Oh its because … 3.3.3 ….. 3” , 3 mins , P3000” : ) I will persist until I find out. Curiosity is part of me , that’s why I like the whoring scene , its so interesting , perving and observing. 

Enter Fav small show place  , no clapping hands , no special entrance by me. Signs not good. Ask waitress , she says “No Miss 2010”. Suppose she is being taken around AC by the K’s as a trophy girl , and being paid handsomely for it too. One drink and outta there.

To Garfields corner (Perimeter Road) to visit once again Phol’s reco’d V3 and also this time next door V4. You have to pass V4 to get to V3. Have been promising V4 I’d call in for some time now , so first V4. They open the door (V4) , I’m at the top of the stairs , yet to step down , it looks inviting , and , in addition to the girls , there’s about 3/5 foreigners staring at me. I smile say “nice” , hesitate , and then call out … “I’m here girls” : )

I take a seat , smiley overweight mama-san greets me etc. I tell her about my experience with V3 , she says “Same here , you can do same here” , and she was true to her word.

My passion was satisfied at this place too. What’s my new passion ? If you don’t know now , you’ll never know : ) Great time , great fun. Out the door I go , no time for V3 … “been there done that” , enter Garfields. Security at front opens door , then lets it swings back into my face. He was too lazy to get up off stool and open door properly. It’s not looking good : )

Inside Garfields , lots of foreigners talking to each other with a few ‘slave girls’ standing next to them like dummies. They haven’t a clue , or care , what the guys are talking about. Relatively attractive girls , and seems to be about 15 or more of them. Better looking than my sleaze bars just around the corner , but lacking the outward personality and energy of V3/4.

One beer , too serious here , too ‘normal’ , after the other two (V3/4) , so into the next bar and then the next , then realise , once you leave V3/4 you’re into regular bars , who behave in a regular way. Not very interesting. Decided to frog hop all the other bars and get down to Fields Ave. Catch a trike.

Trikes were on the other side of road , indicate to them , come over and pick me up. They indicate I cross road to them. How come , I am the buyer ? I walk a few steps on my side , then one of the trikes on the other side , decides to come to me. That’s the way it should be dongs , that’s the way it should be ,you the seller come to the buyer , not the other way around. Especially cause crossing dark Perimeter Rd late at night isn’t that safe either , especially with no lights on some of those passing speeding vehicles too.

Hope I am teaching these people something each time I visit their country. They need teaching fella’s so teach them , in a nice diplomatic , non confrontational way.

Yeh , I harvested extremely well at V4 , had my kind of fun about 6/7 other places , only 8pm , but hey , I am heading back to Manila , be there by 10.30pm or so , Amazonia by 11pm at a guess. Don’t like all the stories about Angeles/Manila robberies. Got $3,500 of cameras on me , money etc. Get home safe , first decent sleep since I arrived in Phils , then up , type this …. to V1 , G Spot , later vid of EDSA neon signs , Havana etc. Busy , busy. Not paying thousands for air ticket , accom , restaurants etc and do nuttin. Keep busy = get value. To get value , must keep a movin’. If I am moving , I am having fun. Stuck in the one spot ? = I am not having fun : )

MANILA here I come (again) :

To Angeles/Dau bus terminal. Victory Liner is the one (bus) , but none at Dau terminal going to Manila , so hop in an “unknown brand” bus = most probably a bit hairy ….. and off we go (P110).Take what Filipinos call the ‘suicide seat’ right up front close to big glass front window with driver to my left , so I could tell driver to stop , if I saw I was near Ermita (later on). Driver alternated between being a polite careful driver to a cursing reckless driver. Better I keep my eyes shut and get some rest. The sight with my eyes open ….. powering up , at high speed , to the back of vehicles on the highway in front of us , brake hard , swerve left or right , isn’t the kind of view I am interested in right now. Not interested in ‘suicide’ at this point of time : )

Arrive at Manila bus terminal near UST which is near Ermita. He slowly goes past the bus terminal , I don’t know why. Stops bus and exits , so do I , gathers trike drivers (yuk) and taxi car drivers around me. He has a bit of a muffled chat with them in the local language. Then says to me : “Ermita ? P300 ! ”.

I didn’t say a word , swivelled around and walked 20mtrs towards nearby busy intersection , where I saw an empty taxi turning around. Hop in , he takes off , P127 already on meter. I tell him to clear meter and start again , he does , P40 on meter now. We arrive at my destination in a short time , P80 on meter , I pay.

P300 says the hustler bus driver before , but P80 in actuality. Teach em , teach eg bus driver , “crime does not pay”. Obviously bus driver was going to get a P100 kick back from taxi driver , if I was sucker enough to pay P300. The sucker travellers make whoring more expensive for us , they go along with anything thrown at them. Not me buddy , not me. Including not accepting the Lechon’s who throw themselves at me , but early in my career , “yes” … to both : )

So the story is …. I was the Lonely Lamb , only foreigner on the bus = pounce , extract some extra cash from him , and not at Terminal (Manila) either , he drove bus past his terminal to try his monkey business out of view his supervisors (at Terminal). Didn’t work pal , you picked the wrong guy. Would have worked in the 1970’s though , when I was a newbie : )

Now , he has to reverse bus back to Terminal , empty handed. That will teach him. 

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I enter my Amazonia room , not too bad , but not worth P1600. To sleep , biggest sleep since I arrived in Phils … 7/8 hrs , wow ! Every day , I feel ill/unwell , about 2/3 times for a brief period , then feel great again for majority of day. Can only think it’s the new Phil environment , different food , pollution , lack of sleep etc. Hope its not the big C telling me something : )

It certainly isn’t the clap/std , the days of bareback for me (about 30 yrs of bare back actually) …. are long since gone. STD Central d’ Philippines , girls fuck bareback = STD’s rampant. Certainly I will never ever lick any pussy , as innocent as the girl seems to be , I don’t want to risk walking around with herpes all over my face : )

The girls at Amazonia like me , because I joke smile , never return to room drunk and never take a hooker into my room. As I told you before , they are thinking I am marriage material : ) Marriage and escape from the endemic poverty and hopelesness of the Phils is ever on the mind of the single Flip ladies. 

Time now is 10.35am . Plan : 1. Church , confess my sins = take 3 hrs 2. Hungry to G Spot , aka , Orgasm 3. Pharmacy (eye tabs) 4. Internet Café (check if any spam advertisers on forum) 5. Harvest more at V1 … think I will fuck innocent ‘Y’ girl … 4. Vid (VC) neon signs outside EDSA (cant enter , remember ?) 5. Havana , fantastic music and dancing … also harvest as best I can (AC). 6. Stand outside Amazonia , Y calls after work , escort her inside Amazonia and up to my room for a few hours of fun (sex lessons).

Non whore Y (girl) will not tarnish my marriage prospects with the Amazonia staff : )

So out the Amazonia door I go. Skip church , to G Spot. Find its not open until 1pm on Sundays. To nearby Pharmacy , buy Zyrtec for the eyes , intended to buy a box , but too expensive , costs more than back home. Buy the Filipino way , individual tabs. Vitamin C also , just in case.

Calm , everyone is calm , it’s a Sunday , even taxis few and far between , “all at home” , says the Pharmacy guy , “family day” … except one person ….. read on :

So , after alighting from taxi , I head for V1 and realise I am passing a spot where I traditionally give P20 to the person sleeping on the footpath , but this time there are about 3/4 sleeping there. I hesitate , slide open zipper to leather bag , then decide to not stop , but move on quickly , too many dongs , too slow a process , they will all join in chorus and ask for money etc , and I will lose control. No time for that , off I go.

Then all of a sudden , I find a hand , just about to enter my bag. Forgot to zipper up again. Sitting inside the bag for the thief , is a wallet with about P3000 in it , no cards etc but cash yes. Its like $3000 (dollars) for them , it’s a lot.

I am extremely fast , got lightning reflexes , even at my age. Was a school athletics champion , physically I am still not too bad. It’s the brain box that is the problem : )

So having quick reflexes , I knocked his hand out of the way , turn around and give him an angry stare with my fists clenched , suggesting I might just punch him out. Just letting him know I am angry , no intention of punching anyone. But hey , I hear a tap tap on the footpath , I look down and the mother fucker has a hunk of wood about 3’ long , 4” wide and 1” thick in that same right hand. How did that happen in a split second .. someone help him ? . The thief is going to smash it in my face if I am not careful.

This is all happened within secs . So I swivel around in the other direction , and start to walk off , as I do that , a woman sneaks up on my other side and says “Sorry sir”, but then I swing back again , just to make sure the guy is not going to hit me on the back of the head with that hunk of wood. Looks like a weapon he might use from time to time. Remember , this is all happening in broad daylight on a main road called M.H.Del Pilar (Ermita). MBC is on the corner of MH Del Pilar. Then I continue to walk away from him and the woman. I kept walking at a moderate pace , didn’t want him to think I was scared or that would really turn him on , encourage him etc.

Kept turning around and looking back to see if he was following me , and how close he was. Yep , still following me , but at a safe distance. I walked across to the other side of the street , about 10 paces on , look back and see he is crossing street to get on same side as me. Instantly I cross sides again , ha ha. , having fun with him now.

That was it , saw an armed security guy further on , observing the goings on , so thought nothing was going to happen to me. Even so picked up the pace a little cause I planned not to look back anymore. Ten metres after the security guy I entered Amazonia and thought to myself , when I come out of Amazonia tonight I should keep an eye open for that guy.

At first I thought , wasn’t that nice , the street urchin lady said “Sorry”. You don’t hear that much in 3rd world countries. Then I thought , hey , she was on my left , he was on my right , maybe she was part of a team ? Did she pass the hunk of wood to him ? Cynical , geez I can be cynical at times. I prefer to think she had a heart , and a bit of class.

Some time has passed …… Think I will now go to V1 have a couple of beers , AC a bit , make an afterhours date with Miss Y (Miss Why Not : ) , return to the scene of the crime , minus bag and give that lady P100. Will be watching for the ‘stick guy’ you can be sure of that. Update : It didn’t happen , did not return to scene of crime … water under the bridge , gotta move on , gotta enjoy. “Fun , fun , if it isn’t fun forget it”.

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Its all happening. Wherever I go its all happening , and not always positive either : )

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It was great at V1 , great. Hey , day time is better than night time , if your interested in the sales girls and not the hookers ! And yes there are a small number of cuties there during the day and a heap of ‘dogs’ too , might I add. I only have eyes for cuties : ) When I say its better than night time , its better for AC (adequate daylight coming in through windows) and its better for waitresses. Nice girls go home before dark , so too do my 3 waitress admirers. Two of which are more than fuckable. Its nice fucking a girl who has only been fucked 300 times instead of 3,000 : )

Just 60 secs before leaving V1 , this disgustingly obese 35/45yr old woman , wearing the briefest of gear , some of it see through , so we can see all her gross fatness , tries to get me. I am talking to Miss Y about our meeting and fatso lines up right behind Y to listen to my conversation , and strike when the opportunity presents itself.

I said to Y quite loudly for Obese to hear , “Tell that fat pig behind you to stop eating so much”. Y turned around just enough to find out who I was talking about , Y smiles , but doesn’t want to get involved , wise girl. Fatso would flatten her on the floor with one punch. Me too , one punch from that one , would hurt : )

If people do not accept my initial rejection , then I get more aggressive. Some of them are so thick/dumb , they still don’t understand (ie , I don’t want em). I know what they are seeing in me , and ordinary looking old guy on his own = vulnerable , have a crack at him , the young girls will never be interested … the old guy can’t get younguns.

Wrong again , I get young ladies simply because I refuse to spend any time with anyone over 30 yrs of age. No babes with kids , baggage etc , fresh chickens straight from the chicken farm , for me. Eventually I get what I want , as a result of , persistence and patience. Plus a large dose of bullshit : )
 

KOREANS

Oh yeh , got the answer to my question. Came across an intelligent college graduate on my tour , forgot to tell ya. Asked her some non related ‘global’ questions and she knew the answer like any other well informed Westerner. She was a non whore chick who could solve the K puzzle , so I asked her : “Why do the girls like Koreans”. Now , she is not selling herself to foreigners , so she is in a position to answer , from a regular girls stanpoint , ie , the non whore answer. 

Her answer ?

"They are popular because 1. they have nice eyes” , she demonstrated with her fingers pulling eyes out at corners. Slanty Japanese style eyes , that is. 2. “They look cute” , their facial features 3. “Even if old , they still look young”. Americans etc , not so. That was her answer.

That’s it , they are attractive. I asked about cheap charlies (curipot/dihig) , she said some are , some are not. Most prob same as us. But the fact is they look more attractive to Phil girls.

There you are guys , you have it , at great expense to yours truly …. cost of : air fares , hotels , restaurants , condoms : )

KOREANS ARE CUTE !

For whores , the added attraction might be … less work involved , do not shag as long as us , in fact some don’t shag at all , just want a Trophy Girl to take around with them. I have yet to determine if they are generous tipsters. They are cheap charlies with guys , particularly taxi drivers I know that much. Escape 9 , next trip , I must find out if they are generous towards the girls. For sure , I believe they come across as attractive to fellow SE Asian Phil girls , but not to us , but we don’t have to fuck them : ) Myself I like slanty eyed girls , particularly the Japanese , hence I like the J look , but not the behaviour , of either the K girls or K guys.

The fact that the K guys are not friendly towards us and the Filipino males , might be the K’s undoing , in the long run. Hope so , don’t want to run into so many sour faces so often in smiley Phils : )

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At V1 (Manila) I’m in toilet , someone starts banging , ripping at toilet door. I call out , “Take it easy”. Then as I am opening toilet door I said to myself , “It can only be one country , only one country” and it was … Korea ! Ignorant pricks , geez we will be in trouble if they ever get worldly power. Their cars , computers , even ball pens are great. Hope they don’t become too successful : )

Am I jealous ? I am not jealous , I am annoyed by them. I dislike people who are arrogant and unfriendly. But they don’t want to fuck me , and I don’t want to fuck them … thats the good part  : )

Ooops ! Just thought of Miss 2010 Angeles , she is sucking some K’s dick right now suppose , being slavish with him , oh now I am starting to get envious (different from jealous dongs , different from jealous).

Although , must not forget , girls lately have said they like my eyes. The gear/clothes I am wearing now enhance my eyes. Remember ? I have explained the eyes m.o. a zillion times on the website before. Whatever you have got flaunt it , whatever you haven’t got , minimize it.

I minimize my old age by the youthful clothes I wear , body language , and how I behave. I certainly do not look like or behave like a 74yr old. Back to the future : )

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Always at V1 , within a milli second , I knock back/reject all unattractive girls who approach me (majority). Some who are attractive do not approach me , but look at me sufficiently long enough to say (with their eyes) “I am interested , if you are". Yeh , but hey girls , I am about to fuck Miss Y , no babies , no stretch marks , no hard core attitudes and no 3,000 on the pussy meter : )

2.30pm I’m hungry , off to G Spot , then siesta 2/3 hrs , shower , shave , shit …… out the door to Café Havana.

But it didn’t happen like that. G Spot yes , the rest no. I have been nursing a pain in my left eye for some time now , but its getting worse and very painful , that’s why I visited the Pharmacy to buy mild drugs (Zyrtec) , known to help me in this situation. I pop the drugs down my throat but they do not help. Pain now at unbearable limits. Its going to screw my last couple of days of Esc8 methinks.

Forgot to tell ya : At G Spot , they have a sign out front “No order , No entry”. So I order one super chick (girl) with security guy outside and then enter. Inside , they have another sign : “After work , 3pm to 6pm , buy one take one” (free). Unfortunately I do not work in Phils , not qualified , will have to get a job first : ). I've always been interested in signs , took pic of those two. Not online , gonna return to G Spot a zillion times , might upset folks in pic if placed online now.

Back to V1 again , enjoyed the company of waitresses there. Tongue in cheek , asked Y if I could take pics inside V1. She said , whilst unknown to her that I am video-ing her , and everyone else secretly , poor as the images are : “No cameras allowed”.

Love it : ) Approached by numerous ugly ones (V1). I must say V1 has the franchise on fat unfuckables. Thats one thing they have got , in amongst the do-ables. Out the door I go , to room shower etc to Havana. Lay down on bed thinking it might help aching eye. But no , its worse. Decided I have to cancel Havana/V1 , want darkness and quiet for the eye.

Then I find , Miss Y does not turn up at Amazonia. She’s too inexperienced to cross that line right now , I suppose , and yes Amazonia is known as a sex hotel (short time) , that would not help. No loss , not in the mood for anything right now (eye pain). Her penalty … she’ll never see me again , I’m off to T Town in the morning : )

Thinking … when I arrive in T Town , rather than stick my neck out at V2 (T. Town) , might ask old Contact to bring some girl/s to my room for video interviews/performances. Got plenty to do before I depart Phils , vid related stuff. So it will be a mix of mundane duties (computer work) and in-house performances by some non professional girl/s ?. And the bonus is , can fuck them too. Last dash by the headless chook .. as usual. V1 waitress girls are too slow to arrange sex with. Fast fucks (6’s in the main) ex old Contact , way to go.

Ooops ! After typing above out , tap tap on door , front desk says there is a girl here to see me. Its Y , she went home , changed into some spunk gear and returned. Oh , I’m not thinking of my eye now. She enters room , I relax her by asking ‘family’ questions , turn on TV , order drinks , snacks. She is here for the long haul. Has told her in-laws a fib/lie so she can stay till morning. Decision , she has made a bold decision …. spend the night with lecherous Thommo.

Tells me she earns P400 per day and is on a 4 month only contract of employment , at V1. P400 does not give someone much freedom. Thinking ... anyway , honey I will give you more than P400. Think she does not want to be seen outside Amazonia with me … management , or fellow employees might see , and that would be the end of her contract. They don’t want waitresses to sell themselves , that might bring trouble with the law. That is , employing people to prostitute themselves .. technically illegal and thus an excuse for police to ask for bribes , which become expensive in time.

Thunder and lightning outside. Oh , we are settling down to a nice sexy night. Pain in eye has receded. Sex takes precedence : )

Nearly didn’t shag her , so nice , couldn’t cross the line , but about 2am when both asleep , I arose (dick) to the occasion. She did not refuse , cause that would risk me only giving her a kiss on the cheek next morning. She needs more than that right now. She’d have financial problems , like all of them , that’s why she crossed the line , and called at Amazonia. P400 per day doesn’t pay for much in 2011. She would know the all night rate at V1 , she would know.

So , in the morning , slipped cash in her purse , plus gave her a nice unique gift , and out the door she goes. Little does she know , I am off to T Town , the min she walks out the door (hit and run : ).

Quickly throw everything into bags , to the Airport. Memories of Y will live on , mainly cause she is ‘forbidden’ fruit , one of my favourite kinds of fruit : )
 

 

TOMTOWN again , it is :

I arrive at T Town , and eye problem has receded, so it’s obvious … need more sex . Truth is , the Zyrtec has kicked in : )

At Tomtown :

First priority , eat at Tomrest. Met FC (Foreign Contact) , but I think both he and I started to understand … nothing much of consequence would come of our relationship , he being stuck on still photo’s , admirable as it is (Pics). Its’ video images that I am chasing nowadays. Apparently he is so well up in all matters technological , and a super salesman to boot , that a friend of mine says , he my friend , is going to contact Apple and recommend FC as replacement for Steve Jobs. Only in the Philippines , only in the Philippines. And only after a few San Migs  : )

To Ayala , and on entering I noticed a fugly at a table staring in the same direction to which I was walking , I am very observant guy (pervin and observin , for starters : ) and so don’t miss much. Suddenly she gets up and starts walking alongside me , and says : “Nice colours". 

Well yes , she is right , I have pulled out all stops , cause saying farewell to the guys I have been drinking with and then heading to V2 for my last try at capturing video , with the ingenious modification for video camera (not AC this time). So wearing my very best. Haven’t captured anything satisfactory to date at V2 , thanks to AC and its deficiencies. Lucky I have not been found out too , all hell would let loose if I was (goons/heavies).

So , the fugly quickly takes up place walking alongside me , and said :  “Nice colours”. Looking straight ahead and not giving fugly ‘recognition’ I said : “Get lost”.

End of fugly , she slipped back amongst the ranks , and presumably took up her position at the same table to approach the very next Lonely Lamb (guy on his own) , who passes by. But perhaps she only specialises in the aged and infirm , folks like me. Soft target , we oldies must look like a soft target. Not me honey , not since I was 3 years old , anyway : )

Cheers and beers at meeting point with amigo's. It's nice having fellow foreigners to talk to. They speak a different language to the locals : ) Noticed a nice attractive gal eyeing me from nearby table , recognised her face , but could not work out who she was.  After a few beers , dutch courage , got up and went over to her table , she introduced me to her Filipino male friends at the table  , about five of them. I shook hands with all of them. One spoke , but I could not understand what he was saying , so just kept smiling, then realised they were working on my cute friend , so exited and returned to my table.

Sitting at my table , and a while later realised the cute faced girl was the one sitting with me on a previous night , and who wanted me to go to Sunflower with her , remember ? She is a cute freelancer and most importantly , I also realised , the Filipinos sitting at her table were not Filipinos at all but Koreans ! K’s are scooping the pool , our days are numbered : ) One thing K's have not got , my eyes , and I was wearing “nice colours” today (fugly’s comment) to enhance my eyes. Cute faced chick will always regret not scoring me , or should I say , not scoring my atm : ) 

First time I met her (Sunflower night) should have taken her back to my room and video’d her , cute , slanty japanese style eyes , high cheek bones , great skin , great smile , personality. Only problem she was stuck with a not so attractive hooker friend at the time, who would want to come with her. And hooker friend was stuck with a foreigner I had doubts about. This 2nd time she was not with either of them ,  but with the K’s …. There’s always a barrier between me and my prey. Perhaps its the way I want it  ?   : )

K problem raises a point … d’ Ants have all got the same coloured eyes , dark brown/black (like Flips). Enhance your eyes guys , enhance your eyes , especially if they are green , blue , or a nice almond brown. “Accentuate the positive , eliminate the negative” …. the old story. But if you have dark brown or black eyes , sorry no hope for you : ) Update : Was informed by a chick Koreans are popular because of their eyes ! Slanty eyes , similar to Japanese eyes. Oh well , their eyes might be slanty , but they are the same colour as Flips , mine aint  : )

Thanks Mum and Dad , one thing you did , before deserting me at 3 yrs of age : ) , you gave me unique eyes. I was reminded of this on this trip Esc8 , by a young lady or two. That’s one asset I will take with me to the grave.

Fun , fun , its gotta be fun or forget it. The Ant invasion is an excuse for me to have fun (with the subject , and the persons themselves too : ) Most probably flogging the subject too much in this diary , but that’s me … once I get my teeth into something , I can't let go : )

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Said my farewell to drinking partners , and now I’m at V2 , and it’s Monday night. GRO types hanging around inside the V2 door greet me with cheers. I give my GRO of previous visits a unique gift ($2 worth : ) .. need good relations or should I say a ‘Nurse’ , should the V2 goons catch me doing my monkey business (vid) and beat me up : )

Straight to the best VC (video camera) seat , to try , using Modification Mans work (Angeles). It’s an off night , different feel and performances to an on night (Frid and Sat). Some girls absent , their day off suppose. Even after modification mans work , I did not have the courage to try with video camera. Realise I need a less obvious and smaller camera , bigger than AC , much smaller than current VC (video camera).

So left that ideal VC spot , moved down close to the stage and used the AC for a while , but my heart is not in it , cause AC just can not do the job. Its always been “all or nothing” with me , so nothing it is , tonight.

I did not persist for long , and I am flying tomorrow , so home , pack bags etc. I survived three visits to V2 , but got sfa (sweet fuck all) in the way of images. It’s a challenge , need yet another camera different to AC , and certainly not my vid camera , need a new and different vc , to have any chance of capturing the cuties at V2. Worth it ? Is it all worth it ? Got nothing else to do , and I always need a project in life : ) Radiotherapy and current therapy has spoilt my previous project somewhat ..... fucking as many as I could ....... so now substitute , with pervin observin through the vid camera's. 

Out the V2 door I go , did not tell GRO I’m leaving , tip money on plate , and all drinks paid for. ‘The Shadow’ strikes again : ) To bed , but up 4am and start packing procedure , takes me hours. Reckon anyone else 30 mins , but me hours , especially when I am leaving the country.
 
Had other stuff to do , also. Boring to explain. Out the door with bags I go to Tomrest , eat , final meeting with FC , then to airport. I check air ticket and see plane is leaving 2 hrs earlier than I thought , but still got time.

FC arrives at Tomrest , we conclude business , wherein I got message across : “Still pics not of any real interest nowadays , videos is the one. Maybe I can video your harem in action one day” ? He agrees , we split and to the airport I go.
 

 

GOODBYE PHILIPPINES :

Pretty tame exit at Phils airport , no drama’s , arrived at Changi prison (Changi airport Singapore) , bought more of those useless new choc wafer biscuits , don’t know why. 

Many hours down the track , and on arrival home country , and at airport , I collect my main bag from the carousel , take off , and at nearby train station , 2 mins before train arrives , I realise I forgot to get my secondary bag off the carousel. Back to the airport and get involved in bureaucracy. I offload some of my choc wafer biscuits to encourage bureaucrats to hurry up the process of finding my bag. I was Still in Flip mode (bribery/biscuits : ). Morning tea time for bureaucrats , perhaps that was part of the delay. One hour later , get my 2nd bag. To train , then taxi , home , and reality … no chicks , no pervin observin  : )

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Yep , once again , I did not convey the great time I had on Esc8 , sorry about that. Maybe if I can carry my rather heavy semi professional audio recorder around with me , things will improve with Esc9. Capture the fun , as it happens : ) This last trip better trip than Esc7 and escape seven was better than escape six. Getting better …. good sign.

I am ageing , it’s an effort nowadays for me to carry so many bags/weight around , type out diary and video stuff , fall down the stairs , all at same time. Not hard to imagine in the future , where I travel with minimum of bags , no diary , no video … just pervin observin : )

Add :

Three weeks after returning from Phils , I wrote ….

Miss 2010

Your all invited to the wedding : )

Three weeks after leaving Phils I am still thinking of her 3/5 times a day , and suspect she is doing likewise.

Although she would not like me exiting Angeles without telling her , as I did (Shadow). Not to be seen again for at least 6 months. Way to go , hit and run , hit and run.

If she is still at Fav , when I return next (Esc9) …. I am sure Auntie and Miss (2010) will have hatched a plan for me. Her screaming out of Thommo Thommo should be louder than ever , if she is trying to impress me.

Then “Why you leave but don’t tell me” etc. Signs , signs , I am getting in deeper and deeper.

Thais are seducers , but there is no one better in the land than a Flip (Phils) to get a guy to walk down the wedding aisle , no one better.

And yet again , she might be so upset at being ‘jilted’ (Esc 8) that she pretends to ignore me. At Fav , a message comes across via a waitress …. “Miss says hello” or “Miss wants you to join her” whatever ....... imagination  : )

Guys , I need your advice. Maintain my strategy of hit and run , or succumb to the inevitable , marriage to 'Miss' , kids , problems , problems , then divorce ?
Whattya reckon ?

Fun , its gotta be fun , and it is fun right now. Intriguing to see if I am reading it right , or its only me ‘thinking 3/5 times a day’ ? More likely that. She is young pretty , with personality , nice to everyone including competing girls. Sweet and charming. Could hook a young guy any day of the week , and most probably does.

But then there are some Flip girls who prefer the security of an oldie. They think us oldies are not butterflies , have a house and lot , some money in the bank etc and most importantly will die , girl inherits the lot , when they are still young enough , attractive enough , to then hitch up with someone age compatible.
Whattya reckon , I need your advice : )

Oh , I have been through this many times in my life , especially earlier on when younger , not in recent years …. getting in deep , then the pain for both parties of splitting. I know what to do …. if next trip Escape 9 , she is showing too much interest I will split and split for good , not returning to Fav for 2/3 years and holy hell if she is still there then …… don’t know what I will do ……. turn around , a couple of fancy dance steps and out the door , suppose.

The question is …. will you come to the wedding ? : )

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Now , the task of coming to grips with my usual routine , and the long wait until Escape 9.

Don’t forget , cash donations via Molly d’ Moll Bangkok , always appreciated. Insist on a receipt : )

 

You know that familiar song ? Especially tearful if accompanied by a violin : )  "Now is the hour , for us to say  ......................................................................."