Big Ben has struck ,

 

 

 

 

HI FOLKS !

 

Another voyeuristic journey ,

pervin/observin , 'n not much shaggin ......

 

 

This Diary is not meant to be a fuck diary , or even a Field Report.

It's a recount of my personal observations/thoughts/experiences and any fucks that I found along the way.

As usual the Diary starts out slowly. Do not expect too much. If your a bar boy type , things start for you within an hour or two of arrival. But I am not a bar boy type , so do not expect quick and multiple sexual encounters. Respect the aged fella's , respect the aged : )

 

Escape - 5

 

Pic's ...... x 30 approx. Have about another 13 sensitive girlie pics I will upload at a later date , when I know those chicks have moved on.

Audio .... I was focusing on video-ing. Ended up with no audio recordings this trip.

Video's ... Took heaps. They will be released at a later date , when I confirm subjects have moved on. 

 

 

April/May 2010 .... 

 

FAREWELL TO FUCKS Tour ............

aka : the Valedictory Tour.

 

Note :

This is a very unsexy diary written by an ageing and unsexy former premier whoremonger by the name of Thommo.

Emphasis on 'former'.

Readers beware. No refunds , exchange or returns : )

 

1 ...... DEPARTING FOR PHILIPPINES

 

90% of this diary was written whilst overseas. Balance on return home ...............

 

1st few hours of trip .......

 

"Happy , I am happy. Sad I am sad. Why ?

Happy cause after almost 13 months of being stuck at home , I am finally escaping to the Land of Milk and Honey , Philippines.

Sad , cause it might be my last trip with my balls (prostate) intact. A prostate that has served me so well for 73yrs. Last 13 years its been naughty and become cancerous. Fortunately it hasn’t been in a hurry to take me out. It has given me thirteen more years of whoring touring balls/prostate intact since original discovery of the cancer.

On return from Esc5 , suppose I will have to make a decision whether to have prostate removed , major surgery , and major consequences thereafter (napkins and impotence) , or , chemical castration , that is , hormone therapy (HT). The latter avoids surgery and no need for napkins , but the side effects can include breast enlargement , osteoporosis , weight gain and a whole host of other things. Friggin around with hormones never was easy : )

If my boobs get big enough (hormone therapy) , I might be able to join the Katoeys on Walking Street (Thailand) and get a cash flow ? “Come one and all , fuck Thommo of whorist.com ” : )

Decisions , decisions. Dont like ripping body to pieces (surgery) , prefer gentler ‘castration’ (HT). Then it truly will be a case of loss of balls and not loss of prostate : )

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So , to cut to the chase , I exited the Western World via my usual airport , and coffee shop. First negative experience of the trip .... the toasted ham and cheese sandwich I ordered at the airport was shit. Hell , do people really eat that kind of bread ? It was like uncooked dough. Hope my digestive system can handle it : )

And yes , I am very early at the airport once again , and observe no Esc4 Russian Hookers sighted this time. Maybe they are in prison for murdering that elderly gent in the airports toilet ? : )

Looked for signs of old blood stains , nuttin there : )

Also noticed straight away this relatively new laptop of mine , after 3 mins use , has only 57mins charge left in it. Previous laptop lasted for 4 hrs. Must pay attention to these matters when I purchase my next laptop ...... in Whorist Heaven : ) When Thommo gets on a roll tapping stuff out , he needs more than 60mins , even though I am a touch typist , and use all 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. I look at screen , do not look at keyboard. Feel sorry for those guys who have to tap stuff out with two fingers , and looking for where the keys are.

OK , time to check-in bags , then through Immigration then to waiting Lounge.

No probs check in , I was the only one checking in bags on an international flight. Recession : ) Turns out this flight started elsewhere and only picking up joining passengers. Not many of them it seems. To Immigration , and carry on bags scanned. Only sixteen people in Immigration queues ... recession. Augers well , looks like I will be the only Monger offloading in the Philippines : )

Problems computer. Twas going to show friends in Phils my fully edited version of videos taken in Walking St , Feb/March last year (Esc4). The ones on YouTube (515 ,000 views now) and other additional ones. I get a message from USB .... ‘need to re-format’ but if I re-format , I'm told I will lose all info incl. the videos ! So won’t be showing those vids in Phils. Fortunately got copies on computers back home , not on laptop (security reasons).

Can show them next trip Esc6 , like all good vids , they will not age : )

1hr and 25mins to boarding plane. Think I will put it to good use , find a power point and recharge batteries. Might want to tap some stuff out on board the plane.

Asked the airport cleaner , he directed me to a power point right next to a nice bar. Haven't had any alcohol since I returned from Escape 4 , 13 months ago. Temptation.

Laptop cord long enough. Sat laptop on nearest bar table to power point , sip beer and wait for laptop to charge and plane to leave. The first of many beers on this trip I assure you , although normally I only drink about 6/8 in a night max , not a lot compared to some others.

Gee , as I fine tune (fix typo's etc) this diary in June , I yearn to do that all over again. Sit at that bar , sip that beer , then off and beyond .... adventure. Not much sek (sex) but adventure. Not much adventure when you stay home and normally only travel 20 kms from house , not much adventure at all. Been home from Esc5 tour about 8 weeks now , ready to hit the road again , only problem .... finances do not permit : )

Whilst drinking that beer with all my organs intact , twas thinking ... perhaps trip after this one , the beer I drink will exit my body automatically via a catheter stuck up my penis attached to a piss bag strapped to my thigh. That's if I have prostate removed.

That's the time I will have 2nd thoughts about paying what I am right now at the airport , Pesos240 equivalent for a small beer. With catheter and piss bag tied to my thigh , I will really understand the futility of drinking the stuff in the first place. Should be able to feel the beer trickling down into the bag : )

Stop complaining Thommo you have had a lovely life to date. Can’t have it all the time all the way. Also , gotta pay for my past sins .... screwing all those innocent young things , mostly Phils , some Thailand. Bit hard to find innocence in Thailand though : ) Thank God for the Catholics (Phils) they do produce unlimited innocent merchandise for you and me to plunder : )

Try the innocent ones fella's. Mix the innocent with the not so innocent.

Thinking about my arrival in Manila ..... 7pm tonight I arrive at Aquino Airport Mla , first time for many years. Usually arrive at Terminal 2 the PAL terminal. This time I arrive at Terminal 1 , time to verify info I have on website. No rest for the wicked.

To accommodation in Ermita then straight out to Cafe Havana. Should be there by 10pm. Will take video and compact camera , see if they let me in with that gear. Might squeeze in P. Burgos St too after Havana , around say 1am should be nice ‘n sleazy : ). Who knows where I will end up tonight , and what time I get home. So long as they do not rob me (street crims viz video camera etc) , I’ll be alright.

Oh the beer at this departing airport is beautiful , perfect temperature , extremely light ale. Think I will have a 2nd one , bugger the expense. Is that ok with you ? Blood on the toilet floor Part 2 : )

Forgot to say goodbye to my dogs .. d’ Rottweilers. Just walked out the gate , did not pat them goodbye. Hope they don’t bite me in 3 weeks time when I return.

Twas busy with DIA (date in asia website) last 7 days. Much better success this time , think its because I was very brief and direct , something like : “Hi , I am arriving Tomtown on ................... please supply cellphone number so we can meet”. Around 99% success rate and some honeys in amongst them. Just before leaving airport I messaged all (via internet) , preparing them for a guy lot older than my pic. I am more than 20yrs older than the pic they have seen , lol.

Will be wearing youngish stylish clothes , little bit of bling , and for first few secs as they approach me , stylish sunglasses. Then take off sunglasses for a little bit of a shock. Throughout my life girls have told me I look better with sunglasses on , I don’t know if that is good or bad : )

Latest edition to my youthful image is a fashion statement bought at a teens surf shop few months ago. It will help to lower my age ‘image’, without looking ridiculous/sugar daddy.

Sorry its a secret , find your own 'fashion statements' : )

I am known by some as d' Shadow , hence 'secrets' , and shadowy manouvres : )

In actual fact I am an obese 42 year old Western Woman , getting her rocks off with a sex website posing as a whoremonger : ) Yeh , and pigs .......

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Want you all to understand .. my interest in fucking many and varied young maidens has been replaced by my interest in video-ing. Can explain it , but take too long. Just thought I'd let ya know : )

More interested in video-ing than writing too. This website will become renowned for its extensive library of d' front videos. Just give me a chance to squirrel away enough to launch said videos. Must always have some in reserve just in case places clamp down on folks like me. Once launched , intend to keep uploading vids onto this website forever. Whorist.com will become a video website along with everything it has got right now (d' Facts for starters).

Yeh , would like to dash off to Tomtown on arrival and start servicing those young DIA nubiles , but Tomtown does not offer much in the way of video. Manila better for that , and even Manila is weak compared to Bangkok and Pattaya.

Might dash across to Pattaya Thailand yet , cause I know Phils is weak for video , but I need to check first hand my website info on Manila for updates.

Still at local airport bar. Surprised how tipsy I am on just that one beer. Won’t drink a 2nd one. Will I ? Go on , Thommo , “do it now , not when your dead” time : ) OK 2nd one , battery 62% fully charged. By time its 100% will have finished 2nd one and time to board plane.

Whilst at bar enquired how much a can of Guiness was ... $8 ... I bought one for $4 yesterday (away from airport) , going to give it to an Irish guy I know in Tomtown. Arriving this time bearing many unique gifts , what with the end in sight (health : ) better start getting rid of those gifts. One or two for star DIA performers , then about 40 tiny pin badges , for non DIA performers and others. A couple nice soft toys for tiny Honk kids , their Mumma and the surrounding Hookers will be impressed. I will video Honk properly this time. Have earned enough brownie points to ‘invade’ their privacy now. Will get cheeky with the camera.

It’s nice this trip. No fooling around with ‘Contacts’ which I have promoted on the website in recent years. Welcome to the 2nd millennium and DIA Thommo. It will be frustrating with DIA’s , but it will cost less and with a bit of luck the quality will be better.

Flips fall in love fast and hard. Be a nice sweet gentleman and they will fall in love , regardless of how old you are (younger the better : ). My first meet with DIA's I will be on my best behaviour , no mention of hotel room etc. Give them little pin thing first time , P100 for transport , 2nd day bit of texting to same ones , 3rd day meet again and final assessment if fuck material (fuklet) or not : ) Three strikes and your out baby , 3 strikes.

Audio recorder organised. I will process my interviews and place them on website for you guys to listen to. Should be fun , and an insight into the patience required to score (simple conversations , ie , repeat repeat the main points over and again , eg , "fuck , fuck , I wanna fuck" : )

Wow , beautiful beer , at a beautiful price. Although I was paying precisely the same amount of money for a small beer in Patttaya Thailand at the spot I made the video’s Escape-4 , 13 months ago. Phils cheaper , expect to pay around P45 average per small bottle (U$1 or less) in Phils.

I will appreciate this trip more than usual , cause , as I said before , its a long time since been overseas. Hunger , the hunger is there. Add to that , the uncertainty about what follows (health) when I return. So , I am certainly going to enjoy the moment (approx 19 days of it).

Battery 85% charged , body 10% charged (beer) , 15 mins to boarding. Will shut down now and continue on typing inside the plane. Ill fated flight X106 , here I come : )

Brings back memories of 1986 , about to board a plane in Brazil for Rio de Janiero , as we walked across the tarmac to our plane , I said to my Austrian travel companion “All aboard for ill fated flight number ..........” (dont remember flight No.) He liked it. Since then been hearing about plenty of crashes in Brazil , joke at the time , but not any more : )

X106 here I come ..... (Google it , let me know if you find it : )

On the plane now , time went quicker than normally , as I had things to do .... 1. Try and resolve usb problem , then 2. All shortcuts have disappeared from desktop , try and resolve that 3. Read and take notes front to back page of Audio Recorder Handbook. After 13months forgotten most of the procedures. 

2 ..... ARRIVE MANILA

Finally , we touch down in Manila. Terminal 1 .... bags arrived quickly , changed at Money Exchange then to Tourist Info inside airport , cute girls there. Outside take a Yellow Taxi , nice driver , no hassles P220 incl. flag fall. Reasonable for a nice new car , clean cut educated well mannered driver. I asked him which were the worst passengers ..... he said ‘Korean’. Same in Cebu where they say 'Korean' to the same question. Then I said which are the best customers , he said ‘Whorists from whorist.com’. Actually he said ‘Americans’. Gave him P50 tip at end of trip. He most probably expected more , cause we chatted a lot , but I have just started trip , haven't loosened up yet.

At Hotel (name with held to ...... ) , Reception guy tries and scams me of P100 , increases the email price of room by that amount. I paid what was agreed via email P1200.

8.50pm I am out the door with the two cameras , one still , one video. I am going to test the waters tonight , see where and how I can use video. As I said , I am more interested in video-ing than finding a nice fuck. Happens to the best of us : )

Hungry .. call in to G Spot bar/restaurant , cute hello girl out front. She opens door for me .... I look inside , lots of noise , smoke , crowded. Right now , not a place to eat a meal. On I go.

At La Cafe front door Security gets me to open bag , taps video camera , covered in thick cloth , with his stick. Checks my trousers , I conveniently get my hands in the way of pocket which houses my mini still camera. He lets me in , little does he know I am loaded with forbidden material .... vid cam and still cam. Officially not allowed to take pics/vids inside La Cafe.

Enter the door , holy hell , jammed packed with hot pussy , could hardly get inside the place. A little skinny one who is focusing on who comes in the front door , tries to ambush me 2 mtrs inside the place , ignore her , push through the crowd and upstairs , where cashier girl says Pesos100 entrance , I say 100U$ ? , she smiles. Always gets a smile with that one. That particular corn is about as old as me.

Not forgetting the chicks eyes are forever rotating like a satellite dish. If they see ya smiling , your at first base : ) I am talking about the chicks who are there to be picked up. Making corny jokes not only gets girl smiling , it gets me smiling too. Important. No hard faces on a winners face. Ladies love a winner : )

Take a seat , usual spot all previous trips , the ‘bridge’ between Korean sector and band area. To get to it , once paying entrance , turn right , walk 10 mtrs past new souvenir stall on left , up one step , thats it d’ bridge. Continue on further you have to step down to where there is a long bar and tables for Koreans (and anyone else who wants em).

Waitresses cute , some very fuckable. But of course on just arriving in the country , just about every girl looks cute to a sex starved foreigner : ) Looker hooker girls give me the cold shoulder , they are there for Koreans or 22yr old Western spunks , not lolo (old) me. About 20 times more girls downstairs , but didn’t stop to check the quality there , usual bottom feeder stuff I suspect , going from past experiences. Some real lookers upstairs I assure you. But I also assure you , they are not there for the likes of Thommo. They are there for look-a-like Lance-a-lots , Id reckon , big penis , big money , or the Koreans , small penis , big money. The girls upstairs prefer the latter. So I go there .. like a challenge : )

Good vibes between me and cute waitresses. Lookers start taking a peek at me. They see me having good relations with fellow sisters , d' Waitresses , so start to warm to me too. How do I know they are taking a peak at me. I am ‘Eagle Eyes’ , dont miss much even with my fading eye sight.

Too many foreigners are long faced , bad mannered etc , when they see a smiley well mannered foreigner like me , things can change awfully quickly from being ignored to being a target : )

Ordered Pizza 25mins ago still hasn’t arrived. Beer P110 , but it says P80 on menu. I query spunky waitress she points at top , one column is HH , the other is ‘Reg Hour’. HH = happy hour , other ‘regular hours’. I told her it should read ‘HH’ , then ‘UH’ , ie Unhappy Hours. Corn , the Flips (Filipino's) gobble up my corny jokes , they cant get enough of them , and neither can I. Nothing like ya own jokes : )

Lookers are moving in on me starting to put their personal belongings on my table = excuse for me to talk them I suppose. I ignore them : )

Pizza arrives , it looked terrible and was terrible. Looked like something a baby does in its nappy , and crust was like fresh dough , uncooked , like bread in sandwiches at the airport back home , many hours ago.

Could only force 60% of pizza down my throat (hungry) , Lookers were impressed , as only a ‘rich’ man could fork out P350 and eat only 60%. Yeh , crazy price for the Phils , P350. They looked like they wanted me to offer them the uneaten portion. I left the table quickly , they can eat it if they like , must move on. None of the lookers has tried to unzipper my trousers , kneel down on the floor and suck me , so I'm outta there : )

Down the stairs I go and squeeze through the even bigger crowd now, flinging girls clawing hands off me. Being hansum never was easy : ) .... hop in taxi to Cafe Havana (CH). Get there P110 on meter , lots people sitting at tables outside CH itself. Not much space inside anyway. Saw one outstanding hooker , in short shorts , standing on her own , making sure everyone , including me sees her lovely long legs etc. And why not flaunt it. Got the lot , face , hair , boobs , legs , arse .... wow !

Young (22) dorky Americano , eye glasses on , with nervous shuffle of feet moves gingerly towards her , and all ..... she smiles a big smile , places her arms around his waist , and is thinking , “come to me , little man“ : ) .

He is jelly in her arms and will pay her whatever she asks P5000 short time no problem. He'll even marry her , whatever she wants. Lots of guys would marry her , but from my experience , this is a 9.5 who is holding out for Mr Magic = young , good looking , successful guy , preferably from number one favourite destination for Filipinas ..... America. They wanna go there (USA) and live d' dream , ie , walk out back door every morning , extend hands , look skyward and catch the money floating down : )

She would be about 20/22 yrs of age. Got time on her side. Most probably got a team of guys resident overseas sending her U$100 or more per week too. Guys who have met her on the internet only or have met her personally. Certainly not a girl for me to approach ... rejection guaranteed. But you never know , if I dropped P100 bills whilst walking towards her , anything is possible : )

If the young dork had not got to her about 20 secs before me I would have tried to catch her eye and see if she responded. If she did , would have had fun talking to her , and assessing her price (without asking , can do , with experience , can do ie get an estimate).

The fact that she is still on her own at that time of the night = she is fussy , had plenty of approaches already , but waiting for the right one. Perhaps dork will do for fast cash , but he is not a man , he is short , boyish , uncertain , totally inexperienced and out of his depth. He will do for tonight ? I didnt stay and watch , wish I had now , but had just arrived in the country and wanted to get an over view of Manila potential these first few hours.

Would have made great long distance video-ing (got great digital zoom on my new silver jvc camera) , hottest chick on trip in sexy shorts , wrapping her arms around a piece of jelly .... d’ Dork.

Hindsight once again. Foresight better. She will give his foreskin a working over tonight , but afraid he is going to blow within seconds of entering her , then shrivel up to nuthink: ) Note : Some folks pronounce it "nutthink" , certain part of Britain actually : )

Getting back to the main game ..... For her , it’ll be a case of emptying his ATM and moving on to the next target , until she finds the one she fucks for free , I suppose.

Do you think Dork will marry her ? Forgot to ask him : )

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Lots of people at Cafe Havana , maybe 2/300. Some seem to have girlfriends , others already linked up to hookers (12 midnight ?) , and other hookers sitting in 2’s and 3’s at tables. Not much interest in 73yr old me. Reckon it could be embarrassing fronting a table and being knocked back in amongst that big crowd : )

I could have wormed my way into the scene if I had wanted to , but didn’t see many 7’s or 8’s there and wanted to satisfy my curiosity re Hard Rock close by , and P. Burgos St GoGo scene also (overview).

Off to Glorietta and Hard Rock about a P35/45 taxi fare away ... too far to walk. Enter , and I am immediately surprised .. looked like a family gathering. Not many people and no ‘smell’ of hookers , although there must have been a small number there. Very laid back and innocent look about the place. Not much chance of securing anything there that night. I doubt if its ever a really good pick up joint , doubt it.

So , off to P. Burgos in a taxi. Walked up and down the street , assessed gogo girls standing out front of places. Thought I might be able to get a table somewhere outside on the street and video the goings on , but not many people about , and my video camera would stick out , if I could not find a suitable secretive street table. I know of the high sting prices at P Burgos , didn’t bother to enter any of them. For someone whoring 36yrs like me , it's all 'ho hum' (blase/uninteresting).

Organised provincial style smiley taxi driver , to pick me up tomorrow night , Saturday around 7pm for a survey of native gogo bars. Want something different , foreigner bars too tame.

Video will not be possible at native places , neither camera. Audio recorder should be ok “music , I play music” should fix front door security. If on this first night mini camera looks feasible I will return another night with same driver and snap the 'native' girls.

We’ll call driver ‘Smiley’ , will take him inside with me and feed him with moderate amount of beer. Make a party of it. P250 per hour taxi rental has already been agreed to. Drivers like him can back up as Security. All native places , ya gotta be careful , when girls and grog is involved at these joints. Handy to be sitting with a local native (taxi driver).

Back to Ermita , exit Smiley taxi , and I prop 40 mtrs from front door of La Cafe , diagonally opposite corner in the shadows, where there is a table on footpath. Fortunately there is a little bit of greenery in big pots , palm type plants where I am sitting. I am in the middle of them , nice secret spot. La Cafe security at front door will never know their joint is under surveillance : ) Press record button , start drinking a beer supplied by Cantina immediately behind me. I am some distance from La Cafe but if a looker exits the door I will zoom in on her. Should make nice video ... famous La Cafe , chicks coming in and out , Punters , d’ lot.

After about 20 mins of no action , nothing worth keeping on camera , a guy appears from behind me , in uniform , ID hanging from his neck , he says without aggression “No shoot Sir , no shoot”. I said 'yeh , no problem very far , long distance' , and kept shooting. He repeated , “No shoot Sir , no shoot”.

2nd time he added a bit of weight to his voice. Took that as a gentle warning. I switched off vid , he said "thank you" and walked straight across to La Cafe front door , chatted with security guys there ("lets know if that mother fucker starts video-ing again” : ) and then entered La Cafe. Think he was boss of Security.

You know , some dickhead foreigners , missionary types some times , work in cahoots with local police (both Phils and Thailand) making life hard for folks in red light districts. They get their jollies off doing that , free of charge. Thai and Phil police know a whitey can invade a joint and collect evidence for them , where a local native can not.

For all that La might think I am one of those dickhead foreigners , collecting evidence for government authorities. So La Cafe is nervous about cameras , including inside their establishment. Officially banned inside , and anyone video-ing from outside like me might have a hidden agenda , hence approach by La Security. I understand that , and thus avoid a bruised face : )

Think the people behind me selling me beer sent someone across the road to warn La Cafe. If La ever got closed down they (ones behind me) and others in immediate area would go out of business.

Anyway , La Cafe do not like folks with cameras : )

Decided to move on. Forget where I went , but remember I returned home to hotel at 2.45am.

Up 5am very busy , shower , calling in on hotels (updates websites) , eateries , 7 eleven for water , pharmacy for ky gel and sunscreen , Cebu Pacific Air for ticket to Thailand. Big queue there , had to wait for ages.

Yes I know , I said I would never buy from Cebu Pacific ever again , but their air fares are so cheap. So long as I read their rules carefully , all should be well.

Phils no good for video , Thailand good. Gotta get some vid action , 48hrs after arriving in Phils I will be air bound to Bangkok/Pattaya. Nice to see the Headless Chook is still well : ) Will also go far north near Burmese border to my old favourite Chiang Rai.

My video camera .... Escape - 5 and beyond. Won't be buying any more vid camera's. Running out of money : )

Got my ticket , but seems to be almost 100% more than last year , P21,000 (2010) versus P12,000 (2009). Gotta get online and see what PAL would c

Couldnt shop around or waste time , had to get on plane next day. Manila did not thrill me. And I dont wait 13 months to have a slack time. Defintion of slack time : "No excitement" ... it's got nothing to do with fucks : )

Ate at G Spot , wonderful food , ambience , and music being played in background. Waitresses have a sense of humour , me calling them ‘dy (short for Inday ie girl) ...... them responding and calling me ‘Dong’ (hard to explain expression ... can be disrespectful in wrong context , but in this context was ‘palsy‘)

To Internet Cafe , then back to Hotel two hour sleep , up type this out before I forget it , shower , Internet Cafe again , Smiley picks me up 7pm for Native Tour.

Ermita very dirty and run down as usual , beggars sleeping on footpath even day time everywhere , people approaching me all the time trying to sell me this that. I usually give to old female beggars and some times old male beggars. I might be in their situation one day. Which reminds me , keep sending those donations to Molly d' Moll c/- Bangkok : )

Exception, to giving .... elderly Cebu City female beggars. Have you ever been on the receiving end of them ? Up near Shakeys Pizza , Fuente Osmena , haggard lot , and terrible , absolutely terrible/pathetic way of saying ... “Sir , Sir “ with hand outstretched. 36 yrs of that , enough , enough. Sorry they do not get a penny from me. There should be a beggar school , to teach them how to beg and get results : )

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Ermita Manila is very hot , humid and heavily polluted. Not for this health conscious guy , off to Thailand I go tomorrow , but first duty calls .... Native bar crawl with Smiley taxi driver.

4pm shower etc. 5pm walk to Internet Cafe. 6pm on in my room waiting for Smiley. Told him “7pm sharp , American time” will see : ) Tell them "American time" = they know what your talking about , ie , not 16hrs behind Phil time , but "on time/sharp". Then instead of being 1 hour late , they will be 20 mins late : )

At internet cafe I see PAL is P14,000 compared to Cebu Pacific (CP) P21,000. So yes , last year I travelled for P12,000 (CP). But PAL can not give me a seat now , only in a few days time , and can not give me a return date either. So their fare is of no use to me. Think CP’s computers know its difficult/impossible to get a flight to Bangkok tomorrow etc = CP inflates the price to see if any folks willing to pay it. They got one ... me : )

Now thinking .... riots in Bangkok , maybe I get stuck in Bangkok , especially if the Red Shirts copy the yellow shirts of yore and barricade the international airport.

It would have been smarter for me to pay P12/14,000 CP ticket now for a future date (Mla-Bgk-Mla) , go to Tomtown now , return later to Manila for Thailand. Hindsight is a wonderful thing , and impatience can cost ya. Headless Chook Syndrome : )

It wouldn’t be Thommo without calamities. Next calamity , I get internet cafe girl to talk on cellphone to taxi driver in local tagalog language to ensure no misunderstandings re tonight. She gets through to Smiley and he tells her he can not come tonight, will come tomorrow night . But I will be in Thailand. Cancelled him. Why didnt he tell me that last night ? Flips !

And you can bet your balls , if I had not rung him , I would be sitting at my hotel for an hour or more before realising he is not coming : )

So , I have to cross my fingers and try other taxi drivers. Lance-a-lot has a copy of my ‘native’ hit list which is on that usb that I can not access. But apparently he has not yet read my email cause he has not yet sent me a copy of my hit list. With that list I tell the drivers where to go ... and they are the good places learnt the hard way over internet , last 2/3yrs. Other way , driver might take me around in circles just to get a juicy fare. When they know you don’t know , they sometimes exploit it. Life of a Monger wasn’t meant to be easy : )

OK , I remember , my hit list notes said some of these native places start early. So I will be off now 5.45pm and try taxi driver after taxi driver until I crack it. Maybe P700 in taxi fares , but should be worth it. All twelve audio recorder batteries fully charged. Got many hours of Audio Recorder power up my sleeve.

Wish me luck , cause I will be on my own now. Was going to take Smiley inside native bars with me partly as company , partly as security. That is now not possible. He who hesitates is lost , so no hesitation ..... into the native nightlife scene I go : )

Off I go in first taxi , he suggested Caloocan , name seems familiar to me 3/4yrs ago I found a nice one there , pic is in previous diary. Oh hell , 1 hour in bumper to bumper traffic. And Caloocan is way out. Yes , realise now for sure , its the place I visited before. Perhaps I should have taken the initiative and told him ‘Airport Road’ where I know there are little native cantina’s/bars. Start there , but alas I thought I’d give driver enough rope to hang himself , and hang himself he did , ending up at bars that do not kick off until 10pm or even later. 7.30pm , where to next , driver seems stumped , but then says to me "Airport Road" , nothing new to me , so I agree , not sure where that is in relation to Caloocan.

Off we go down what seems to be a Super Highway , only its not so super cause it is bumper to bumper traffic , and takes 90mins to get to destination. My legs were cramping , almost 3hrs sitting in traffic jams , no thanks. Told driver to take me back to Ermita , off he heads in that direction.

You know , if he had used his brain , we could have gone to Airport Road first , 30 mins max away , I sit drink chat etc at about 6/10 different bars , driver having a sleep in car , saving gasoline , work and stress in traffic jams , switching lanes all the time to gain an inch or two. He would have made more profit that way for less effort. The ol’ “shoot in the foot” is still alive and well in the Phils : )

At Ermita paid him the agreed contract rate of P250 per hour x 3 hours = P750 , threw in P100 tip cause he has 5 kids to raise and it wasn’t his fault he was born without a brain , its his parents : )

Driving in heavy traffic , jumping queues , inches between your car and other one etc , for 3 hours aint fun. He worked hard. He earned his tip , even though he got me no where. Respectful kind of driver , unable to deliver , out of his depth. Not his fault. Traffic jams , hell they are everywhere : )

Dump Audio Recorder in hotel room , no camera’s , off to La Cafe via Internet Cafe. No email from lance a lot. He's busy shaggin the chicks , whilst I am caught in a traffic jam : ) Too late now anyway , off to Thailand tomorrow.

To front entrance La Cafe (La) , same security supervisor previous night is there , he does not recognise me , no one pats me down , in I go.

Bottom Bar crowded again. This time I do a crawl around bar , everywhere , and find a mix of 2/3's .... 4/5's and some 6’s and an occasional 7. Too crowded and black lights overhead. I avoid black lights like the plague. There is a story attached to that , but no time , gotta get upstairs where there is more space and ‘class’ (and no blacklights , as far as I know).

P150 entrance upstairs , same girl , so no corny U$150 stuff this time. Across to ‘bridge’ waitress clears the molls from my favourite table and pulls up chair. I have VIP status , tipped P20 time before for each and every purchase. Opens doors , and legs ...... and gets snooty ones ( 8's and 9's) interested : )

I sight immediately about six 8’s , and an occasional 9. Not possible downstairs , no 8’s or 9’s there , but enough fucks down there , yes Sir , more than enough and at a discounted rate : ) Pervo’s like me need the 8’s and 9’s. I can afford to perv (but not fuck : )

With the passing of time at d' 'bridge' ... number of quality girls increasing. They are here for the monkey dick , big money Koreans , not for the likes of me , but I can get them , cause I have 36yrs experience at this caper. Beer same price upstairs or downstairs but not the chicks , not same price.

Ask one of the girls to wipe my wet table , in the process she knocks my P110 beer over table and me. She says “sorry” , I say ‘me sorry not’. Right now typing this at 8am next morning , I don’t know what I meant by that , doesn’t make sense , especially when I was smiling when I said it.

Back to night before ... there is one active mama-san , she introduces girls to Koreans , as if you need that : ) Just call the girl dong (korean) and she will come running , no prob. Mama seems to get small tip from girls for trying (P5 ?) and hopes to get tip from Korean (P100 ?) if he takes one of the girls mama brings to him.

In two’s and three’s Koreans steadily roll in , they don’t seem to be in too much of a hurry to select their meat (10.30pm). Buying P350 ladies drinks for girls mama brings to table , girls of mama's choice , not koreans. Stupid : )

Girls do not panic , they know plenty of time left yet.

Surrounded by about 8/10 .... 6’s and 7’s now , and one ‘8’ , Spanish looking babe. The girls know a bottom feeder (me) when they see one. Oh , I see main attraction is the full length mirror less than 2mtrs to my left. ‘Spanish’ is continually looking at herself in the mirror. Don't they all : )

Have not eaten since 11am (G Spot) hungry , order something simple this time , baked beans with toast. They shouldn’t stuff that order up. It arrives , and does the job , fills an empty space in my belly and helps keep me sober.

I have been eying off the top girl at La Cafe for about an hour or more now. She is sitting at Koreans table with ladies drink. From a distance looks more 17 than 18yrs , but a looker she is , and a ‘9’ for sure.

Then surprise , surprise , I look up and mama is standing at my table with this 17yr (?) old ‘9’ looker and her 19yr old 8.75 girl friend. ‘9’ digs into her bag and gives mama a coin or two , for trying I suppose. Mama looks at me , I grab the moment and say to Mama “Gwapa” = visayan for "beautiful" , “Gwapa ka’ayo” = very beautiful. Referring and looking girl next to her that is , not Mama.

Mama smiles and walks off. I am surprised at that , thought she might stay and try and gouge a P100 off me : ) Nine (9) is now looking at me of course. I talk to her and tell her , she is Miss La Cafe 2010 , and her statuesque girl friend is “First Runner Up” (Miss La Cafe). Smiles all round.

Then I asked Miss La .... how much commission she gets from P350 drink , she says nothing. I confirmed with waitress later , girls get no commission. So instead of wasting P700 on two silly drinks as Koreans would do , I give Miss La and Runner Up P100 each cash , they write down their names and cellphone numbers , I encourage them to leave , feel embarrassed in the company of such quality and looking every bit 17yrs old but would have to be 18 otherwise she does not get in front door (security) ?. I needed time to think about this , viz , how much she would cost ... was she jail bait (under 18) etc. She only has to give front door Security P20 and they will let her in. She is tall enough to look like an 18 yr old etc.

Told them I am off to Thailand early in morning (actually leaving 9pm) will contact them on return. They get message smile , thank me for the 'peanuts' (P100) , and off they go.

Cause I had a 9 and a 8.75 hanging around me , all the other girls now want me. They are thinking to themselves ... "that old geeser must be alright , otherwise young 9 and 8.75 would not talk to him". The ice has been broken. I am in , if I want to be in. Then again , they might have been thinking : "That old geeser gives ya P100 for having a 5 min chat , I'll have a piece of that" : )

It’s now 12 m/n I see the girls a tad restless and anxious , between now to 1am is time to get a meal ticket , otherwise odds of success getting thinner. After 1am gets a bit harder methinks. Most guys , other than drunk desperado's , have got their chick by 1am I'd say.

Surprise , Miss La and 8.75 return to where I am sitting on two separate occasions , to see if I have hooked up with someone else I suppose and maybe to see if I have changed my mind. More likely to see if I am drunk enough to take the both of them : )

And yes , Miss La was curious from the outset if I was interested in taking the both of them , ie , threesome. Wow 9 plus 8.75 = 17.75 in the room with me same time , never had that before : )

Upstairs about ten girls to every guy , at least that. Less people upstairs though. Downstairs it would be about the same ratio I'd say , but different merchandise , as far as I am concerned.

I like my cookies in the oven. The 17.75's will still be fresh when I return from Thailand. Have their cell number , all is well.

After midnight now , off I go to bar below .. Bottom Bar , full of 3’s to 5’s now , with the occasional 6. The good ones , if any , have been snapped up already I suppose. Watch your change , cause bottom bar waitress did not come back for ages with mine. Had to send another waitress off after her to ask ‘wheres my change’. 1st waitress was hoping I would forget the P390 change , not a chance in hell ‘dy (= ‘girl’) , not a chance in hell.

Out the front La Cafe door I go , 2/3 mins walk down MH Del Pilar St , pop my head inside Amazonia , always dead, saw only 6/10 girls inside. La Cafe ..... 3/400 girls same time. Hard act to follow , La ..... everyone likes a crowd , no one likes an empty place. Pretty reasonable budget accommodation though (Amazonia). Its got location , location.

Wake up 6am , about 4/5hrs sleep , good. Realise I have left my usual cellphone with SIM card back home. So will have to start using my other identical spare unused one now. Going to text Miss La at airport before I board plane. It'll be romantic saying goodbye to my sweetheart. She will interpret , “oh he has done his balls (yep still got em) , chance for his passport/citizenship and the good life outside of Phils”. Dynamite taking something like her back home , she’d be snapped up by some 22yr old hunk within 7 days of me stepping off the plane.

Before and back at La , I was wearing $10 track pants , grubby two day old t.shirt , unshaven face , unwashed body , and yet still scored. Why ? 1. I smile a lot , especially when I have drunk beer 2. Treat girls like special ladies , not like whores , and yet at same time do not kiss ass 3. They can see I am in no hurry , not a desperado. Stepping back usually means ‘target’ (ladies) step forward .... challenge factor. Show interest , but not too much interest , is what I say.

And yes of course its money. Every time I open my wallet , not kept in any pocket by the way , they see it full of 500’s etc , very thick wallet , lots of cash = money no prob for this Joe (me) = ‘hang around I might get some of it’ , they think.

I say on website take only enough money for the night. But I break that rule often. Nothing worse than running out of money ... has happened to me , and when in company of hotties , not very cool at all : ) Note : Wallet is not inside any pocket of mine. Not that stupid (street pickpockets abound).

OK , its now 8.25am got some things to do before plane takes off. Gotta be at airport by 6pm they said , etd 9pm. Bangkok 1st two nights then Pattaya , then Chiang Rai near Burmese border. "Very video" Thailand ("very monkey" Brazil , remember : ) , not so Flipsville (not very video) , but girls spunky in flipsville. Vids will last forever , girls not so : ) Flips ... ‘good for short time (ST) only’. Same me : )

Fifteen pages on the laptop now , 48hrs / 2 days = 15 pages , about 16 more days to go = about 112 more pages to tap out. That and still camera pics (none yet) , and vids = a respectable diary , methinks. Sir Lancelot puts his on website first , I will follow four weeks weeks later. His is all about shaggin (I hope) mine is all about pervin and cookies in the oven , aka , friggin around : )

Off to Robinsons , buy some ball point pens , and a small lockable bag. Will place excess items in that and leave at hotel. Cebu Pacific Air only accepts 15kg check in bags. Saw the well known Robinsons Spider and Fly spots .... even one guy there at 10am , he has taken up position early. Personally I think girls who would be prepared to front up to a foreigner in full view of lots of fellow filipinos would be hard core freelancers , not regular girls looking for rent money etc. Even so , no sign of freelancers this time of the day.

To G Spot ... and just before front door , a respectable and educated looking guy runs across the road towards me and calls out to me “where did you buy that ........... FS ”. Fashion statement (FS) , prefer to keep my identity secret , so no identification of FS. Normally I don’t answer such approaches , completely ignore , but I said to him ‘another country’ and quickly entered G Spot. He did not look like a street hustler , but most prob was. Sorry , if you were a regular guy , for ignoring you.

Great food , GS , in fact excellent , all you can eat. See the sign (pic) funny that one , especially ‘clean the plate’. It had the desired effect on me , before I scooped up any food I had a think about it .... ‘can I eat all of this’ ? : )

G. Spot Smorgasboard/Buffet - Sign. Terms of Engagement : Point No.2 worried me .... "No left overs = Clean Plate" : )   Were the buffet police watching me , whilst I scooped my food onto the plate ? . Any CCTV ? Even so , I enjoyed my meals at G Spot. Recommended. P250 from memory , not the P695 you see on sign opposite. Remember Lek Hotel in Pattay Baht120/Pesos150 (equiv) .... no way I'd pay 695 : )

Whilst I am enjoying the food , one guy enters , G Spot girl says with a big smile and chirpy voice ‘good morning’ , he replies gruffly “whats good about it”. I look at him , face destroyed with alcohol and ageing process. Geez if enough foreigners treat the Flips like that , they will stop smiling and being helpful. No they wont , 36 yrs tells me they keep coming back for more. Unfortunate some foreigners get away with being ignorant. 

Yeh , that geeser looks like he has been through a storm. At least my skin is still fresh , young looking .... that helps. In Thailand , a guy like that ignorant geeser risks being served at all. Thais don’t take shit , especially from foreigners. Flips are more tolerant and have a longer fuse. Too long , too patient , sometimes.

Another example , day before , outside Robinsons , I saw a foreigner at 9.30am with beer in his hand , drunk , challenging a gun toting security guy. Talking very aggressively and rudely to him , looking for trouble. Flip security guy turned his back on him , and slowly walked a few steps away , this encouraged alcoholic , who then raised his voice and his rant/s. In Thailand he would be knocked to the ground then kicked in the head. Drunk knows Flips are tolerant and will stand a certain amount of abuse. One day he will abuse the wrong person.

 

Philippines of course.   Naturally smiley , friendly and naturally sexy.   You've tried the rest (Thailand , Brazil etc) , now try the best .............. Philippines.

 

3 ....... TO PATTAYA THAILAND

So , great food at G Spot. Back to room siesta for a while , pack bags , out the door and to Receptionist who says ‘Hello Friend’ and ‘My friend’ about 50 times a day to me ... I said to her “Bye bye , I will bring back a Thailand elephant for you”.

Tourists hanging around to check in (most probably my room) thought that was a good one , so too Receptionist. Corny me goes down well in a place like Philippines. Sense of humour largely lost in Thailand , unfortunately. Maybe thats why I like Thailand , gotta be sensible there. There is just so much clowning a person can do : )

So out on to the road , first taxi , agrees to use meter. I hop in , within 10mtrs he says “You give me tip” ? I said you good tip , you no good , no tip. Then 300mtrs down the track (Roxas Blvd) he says “You buy me mineral water Pesos10”. So I buy. Then further on he says “Me hungry”. I said , ‘got a plane to catch and your fat , you don’t need food’.

We fly along Roxas Boulevard , making good progress , then he decides to turn off and engage little alleyways and roads that have traffic jams. I gave him a mouth full “Roxas very good , this no good , traffic traffic” (Traffic traffic = traffic jam in Phils).

Then I went silent , more ‘mouth’ will not help.

Eventually arrive Terminal 3 , I left accom very early , so still lots of time up my sleeve. Inside terminal I realise I have lost my reading glasses somewhere = cannot type etc ... blind man. Then looking down I see my reading glasses hanging by the slimmest thread on my lightweight jacket. If it had fallen on to the floor I would not have heard it , as it was encased in a soft cover.

Cebu Pacific said make sure ready for check-in 6pm. It’s 5.25pm , I begin the wait. Screen 3 metres from me gives info re about 15 flights , where you check in. I sit in front of screen for 65 mins , no mention of my flight. Start to get worried , get up , look at various check in lines and see “Bangkok” and huge queue , folks checking in.

I pass through ID check and said to female Security .. “Screen does not mention my flight”. She said ‘Screen is unreliable Sir’. Gee a person could get themselves into trouble. Double check everything when in Phils folks.

I pass check in , and immigration , now waiting at a cafe for eventual take off. Could have used this time to look up whorist.com and refresh my memory , eg : taxi fare to Pattaya , Thommo’s recommended accommodation etc , but no Internet Cafe in a multi million dollar terminal (T3).

Yeh , looks like I will by-pass Bangkok and go straight to Pattaya. Maybe in Pattaya by 2.30am , out on streets by 3am , video video. The life of a video voyeur (perv). Yeh thats me from now on ... Video Voyeur.

I see on YouTube someone said “Video-ing people secretly , you pervert”. I replied ‘stop perving on my videos’ : ) As I said before 515 ,000 plus views of my vids by now. Hence emphasis on video-ing .... might get to Hollywood yet.

Just before clicking off laptop I thought “What’s the chance I lose everything I have typed out” (now or later on in trip). Think I will copy and paste diary to another file , just in case. Lost very important info etc on usb , don’t want to lose this stuff ... see already I have typed 6,529 words. On a roll.

So my plane takes off. It’s packed to the rafters. 3 hours later we are in Bangkok , 11.40pm their time. To carousel , long delay , no bags , then start to worry ..... look around and Thai airport official tells me they have changed to another carousel .. off I go ,my bags are there. Out the door into taxi to pattaya , driver hard faced.

Got the freeway to ourselves , ask him to put some Thai music on , so I can get the feel I am in Thailand , he does so. Face mellows , he thinks : “falang likes Thai music , falang ok” : ) Amazing only 75mins later we are in Pattaya. Car can not enter Walking St at night , so I carry 4 bags totalling around 25kgs (6kg left in Manila) to my new place of abode. It’s only Baht400 per night and its right on the button for nightlife action. Name with held to protect my paranoia : )

I see my previous video recording spot /bar (Esc4) has had a name change etc will check out properly tomorrow night. Things seem pretty tame , its 2.15am. Take a spot , no good pervin observin , nothing sensational.

Hang around till 4.15am drinking at footpath vendors little stand. Then pay footpath vendor for 3 San Migs tomorrow night. Had to drink Singha at his place tonight .... don’t like the stuff. SM Light for me. He’ll get SM’s in especially for me. They don’t have the money to pay up front and then cross fingers foreigner returns next night. Cant afford that , so I pay up front , just like I did in Soi.4 Bangkok last trip (Esc4). In some ways you can trust the Thais. Sorry flips wouldnt do that with ya ... its in their‘ blood : )

Next morning I am about to take off for Buffet at Lek Hotel and realise I have not got my passport. Went downstairs to Reception three times , and on third mentioned the fact I would have to report to Police re passport (missing passport) , thought that might help them hand over my passport that I left at reception desk when checking in previous night. Serious matter losing passport.

Three times I turned my room upside down , no passport.

Then fourth scrimmage and found it in a secret compartment of my locked back pack , a spot I had not used before. Front Desk .. they understood .... ageing farang , having another brain fade.

To Lek. Along the way , sticking my head out of Ute taxi (Songthaew) , looking for Lek Hotel , I cop a full bucket of water in my face. Its Songkran water festival. Never brought that into my calculations before buying air ticket in Manila : )

Whilst eating guy enters with a very light skinned chick , simple clothes , no make up and sits down at table next to mine. Rather pretty I thought , I like innocence and this ones body language etc was as innocent as it gets. His daughter methinks , bit tall like him. Then further on I realise he is talking to her like a customer not like a Dad , so that makes his ‘daughter’ a katoey (tall) , and maybe only 17yrs old at that : )

They understand I am observing them and keep their heads down : )

Filled my face (ate a lot) , return to room , write this , download pics and videos , see what I have got. Not a lot I suspect.

So everywhere I go buckets of water , water guns , and falangs like me , are the favourite target. Camera's safely back in hotel room. Monday morning , enough of this walking around and sitting in wet clothes top to bottom. Cant put on fresh dry ones , they will get soaked within minutes of stepping out of hotel , especially the powdered water = some powder spots difficult to wash off later on.

On motorcyc taxi , I was going from place to place looking for booking agent air ticket and getting soaking wet in the process. No place open (public holiday) Falang I came across recommended a travel agent. I found it but its the size of a telephone box on the footpath , locked up , no computer etc. Great reco. Dong , great reco.

Must move on to Chiangrai (Rai), Songkran there too but less aggressive and I will be on my hire motorbike , easy to turn around and avoid water bombers.

Later in day , will try again , this time for taxi to Bangkok Airport . Buy air ticket to Rai at Airport.

To Lek on motorcyc taxi. More water , coming from both sides of road. I was so wet that whilst standing at Lek mini counter for taxi booking I noticed I had shed a significant amount of water on their floor. No service , no one coming to my aid , waiting too long , so out of there , back to my accom and along way lots more water including one bucket which had powder in it ... my motorcyc taxi driver partly blinded and myself also powder in my eye. On that occasion , we had a near accident one water pipe gun guy runs towards me , he is focused on me , not traffic on road , another cyc nearly collides with him , then we nearly collide with that cyc which stopped to avoid water gun lad. Slippery wet roads. Potential for accidents. Fun for the ones dumping water on others. My motorcyc driver was not happy at all. He said "cant make money songkran".

People running out onto the road facing buses , trucks , cyc’s etc to dump their water on passing folks. Danger for water warriors , and passengers on back of motorcyc taxis , like me.

Reckon by 12noon I had 10/15 dumpings of water on me. Very wet and cold.

To internet , but it too is closed. Only action today .. 'water'.

So , I had been everywhere getting soaked in the process and no airport taxi and no air ticket. Have a guess what , on return to my hotel to have a warm shower and towel down , I noticed the magic word 'Air Ticket' at my hotel. Earlier in day I had asked Front Desk about "travel agent air ticket” and reply was : “don’t know” , yet they are selling air tickets. All that friggin around and getting wet for nothing. Typical Thommo : )

Owner of Hotel sold me a ticket and taxi to airport. Prices reasonable , service quick , all over in a few short mins , ticket/receipts in hand. Decide to give her and her big eyed daughter a unique gift. Take ticket to room return to find daughter serving young 16 and 20 yr old falang kids = no chance now , forget that one (gift).

But gave Mumma 2 gifts , total value $2.70 ... she was thrilled. Important contact , owner of my new accom and right on the button for walking street action. My new home in Pattaya. My previous pattaya home of 30 yrs was sold , knocked down and re-developed. Found a new home. Nice. Secret ... Baht400. You affluent types wouldnt be interested anyway : )

6pm to Lek to eat , thumped with water on way up and way back. To spider and fly in wet clothes , gotta preserve the other clothes for rest of trip. No washing/drying of clothes on trips nowadays. Spider and Fly is where I recorded quite a lot of videos last trip and was abused by waitress.

As predicted in Esc4 that spider and fly spot waitress (P72 Bar , opposite Lucifers) will not last , and she didn’t. Been sacked.

Next , on to that spot where I video-d mad man and trannies. Remember I said , doubt it would be there when I return next trip ? Yep , owner of that place gone. New owner has got savvy .. girls employed are semi hookers , maybe bar fineable , and a big sign letting folks know what the hell the place is all about = guys streaming in , not empty as with previous owner. Still same concept , girls dancing in public , but reduced prices , and a hooker atmosphere = success.

I drank there as in times of yore , but no interesting video subjects on other side of street this time. Water wars had fucked everything up. Very few people around. No hookers outside P72 , yet at least 50 previous trip (no Water). No hookers walking up and down Walking St. Yeh work that out. No Mongers walking up and down either. Only tourist folks and local natives throwing water at each other.

Had to be careful that video camera did not cop water. Got one great video of a 'chick' who came off the street , wet through , jumped on the stage and started 'shakin that thing'. Good time for someone to throw a bucket of water at me , I was focused on video subject. No water , but cut short video-ing , didnt want to risk getting $2,200 camera wet. Shortest and best video of the trip , as it turns out.

Had to go back to hotel , hot shower , towel down and put on dry clothes. To bed , up early , Lek buffet , to Bangkok Airport.

Woke up next morning , no water wars. Looks like Songkran is over. To Lek , no water thrown on me. Police are out on the streets to make sure water wars finished. Local Mayor would ensure that ... huge loss of cash flow whilst Songkran is on. Pattaya avoided like the plague , except for folks like me , who choose to ignore info on whorist.com : )

Very little if any whoring during Songkran lads. Give Thailand a miss during that 'festival'.

So , whilst I have been here , there’s been water wars = at least 90% of hookers have run for cover staying in doors , or they have gone home to their provinces to celebrate the New Year (Songkran/water waters). Regular folks have taken over walking street with their childish water games. Hookers are not regular folks , hence they keep out of the way. Hookers are in Pattaya to make money , not play with water. 

At least 50-75% down in monger numbers and what mongers that are here , have joined in water wars , nothing else to do. Myself , I perv/observe , of course : )

Pattaya babe poses with my blue water pipe (water wars) :

With cease fire , all water warriors have gone home = even less people on the streets. Hookers and mongers have yet to return to the streets and life as we know it .... shaggin.

On returning to my hotel , from Lek , I request "toilet paper please" .. Reply from Front Desk : “no have , 8am (in 5 mins) have , you need now” Me : yes. “no have , 8am” = no tip for her when I check out : ) Gave Bt100 and unique gift to other attractive and helpful receptionist previous night. This is my new home , I am cultivating the good ones.

8.15am , down stairs and ask ugly fat woman for toilet paper again , she says “I told you .......................” then stops in her tracks as she looks at clock and its already 8.15am.

Imagine ya wanna crap and ya wait 20 mins and still don’t have the toilet paper. Feel a big movement coming on (Lek Buffet) off to 7/11 I go 100mtrs down walking street. Buy toilet paper and two kit kats (chocs). On return give one kitkat to street cleaners , katoey nearby says : “give one to me”.

Significant number of katoeys on street this morning. Why they stake out so early in the day. Shamed to be seen at night ? , trying to pick up an all night drunk ? Dont understand that. Admittedly they look b grade katoeys , the A grades , if you can call them that , operate at night , thats for sure.

Motorcyc taxi says to me “motorcyc” ? I say , proongnee (tomorrow) , he actually laughs. Thats a rare event , they either ignore , smile , or get in a huff with my brand of humour. Today this guy laughs .... wonders never cease.

I enter hotel door , passing Reception and pretty owners daughter , I wave the toilet roll to her , she smiles. Think she likes me , maybe likes old guys. Needs a Daddy , I see her father (co owner) is a sad faced one , mopes around. Needs a smiley 'daddy' like me ?

Up to my room , and whilst looking for key , a cleaner comes up to me and hands me a toilet roll , I exchange mine (nicely packaged with pretty little flower wrapping etc) for hers. Told her its (nicely packaged toilet roll purchased at 7/11) a New Year (Songkran) present.

Its the season of giving .... downstairs I go and give ‘daughter’ 2 unique gifts total value $1 ..... she was all smiles , her ageing lover has given her a gift : ) Smiling cause she was thrilled or smiling cause she thinks I am a Cheap Charlie , or smiling cause she thinks I am a silly old fool ? Who cares , so long as they smile : )

Before , woman at Ermita Hotel (Philippines) after having given her the ‘unique gift’ treatment said : “heart , have heart”. When I checked out she said “I will always remember you” , I said ‘I am sure you will’ with a smile. Sarcasm , love it.

Back to where I am now , Pattaya ...... So pre-pack my travel bags. To Internet Cafe ... DIA first time since leaving home tell the girls when I am arriving in Manila and give them cellphone number , otherwise they might go ‘cold’ on me. Geez wont have much time to shag all ten of them. In hindsight , think I have not allocated enough time for Tomtown. Getting randy ,cant go home without using my balls/prostate for the last time , can I.

Will I give Miss La Cafe and Native Bars a miss ? Think I might , cause I feel a fuck coming on : ) Can always shag Miss La on return to Manila from Tomtown and then plane home. “Now is the hour , for us to have a shag” , think you know that farewell song.

Go to my usual Internet Cafe , best furnishings , room temp , computers , table/chairs etc but crappy guy , who doesn’t want to talk. He just points , that is , sit down and start , don’t talk to me.

This time his crabby Mother (its in the genes) is there. I sat at No.3 , she says No.2 , I say I like No.3. Nothing happened , I said “It’s not connected” , she says ‘not connected’ ie piss off falang. She did not get her way in telling me where to sit , cracks a shitty and so does not connect me. What a bossy lot they can be , if you let them.

Off to another Cafe some distance away. Obviously the Pattaya Monger does not spend much time on the Internet , not many Cafes around. Next one also not interested in talking , points to prices , points to computer does not utter a word. Need to remind my DIA harem in Tomtown that I am arriving and when. 

4. TO CHIANGRAI

Back to Hotel , in taxi and off. Arrive Bangkok Airport , good driver , runs across and gets trolly for me. Give him Bt100 tip , his face lights up , some folks most prob do not tip taxi drivers. I tell you taxi driving is a crap of a job and does not pay well , so please tip , if the guy is half reasonable.

Now a long wait at airport , nothing much happening here. 6.5hrs wait , plane delayed. Rang my regular accom in Chiangrai (26yrs same place now) , and asked him to have a motorbike at the ready. I am going straight into survey mode with video and min camera , on arrival , maybe 10pm before I arrive at Chiangrai accom.

Young lady comes up to me at SUV airport , she is doing a survey and asks me if I will participate. I agree. It will help to kill time. She verbalises , questionnaire , question 1. :

“Would you like to take a canoe ride up a river” ? Answer .. no. Then she asks me about six more questions what type of canoe would I like , how much would I be willing to pay for the canoe etc. I answered those questions as if my first answer was yes. Gotta go with the flow some times : )

Asked me if I would like to paddle a canoe ? I said no , I am a whoremonger and we are not allowed to paddle canoes , etc. Had some fun with her.

I had to write a summary and sign my name , I said “Whore mongering is more important than paddling canoes. Your paddling against the tide , invest in a hooker bar instead”.

Sorry honey , couldnt resist it. Dont think her boss or anyone else can read english anyway.

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Remember the stuff-up in Manila waiting to find out which counter I check my bags in ? Another similar stuff up , but Thailand this time. Bad luck follows me , or I create it , not sure which : )

Illuminated board telling us what departure lounge I need , is showing a different departure lounge than my boarding pass. Must have changed it. Checked it again on 3 dif occasions just to make sure. Start sitting in departure lounge B2 , as on illuminated board.

Decide to go up to departure lounge counter and double check with airline staff. “This right departure lounge for Chiangrai” ? Oh no , correct one is B1B downstairs , she says. “But board says B2”. ‘Board is incorrect , she says , B1B’. So information on these boards , both Phils and Thailand can be misleading , and catching your plane in peril , if your not careful.

15 mins to boarding and gotta watch these discount airlines , Air Asia this time. Any excuse to take ya ticket off ya and sell it again , viz Cebu Pacific experience Esc4 , and they will do it.

As I head off for B1B I hear same woman make announcement re correct Chiangrai departure lounge. Others get up and follow me. Potentially a big stuff up cause my plane was leaving before the B2 plane. Sitting there like a dummy waiting for a Phuket plane to take off : ) No sign anywhere whether its the Phuket or Chiangrai departure lounge.

At B1B , first the novice monks are allowed to present boarding passes , then I step forward , everyone else forms a queue behind me , yet there are two girls and potentially two queues for presenting boarding passes. Apparently they think I know a thing or two. How wrong they are.

Air Asia gal leans forward and says to me ever so softly ... “Mind if we let the disabled board plane first”. Then I see couple of blind Thai lads being debriefed behind me and to my left. ‘For sure’ says I. Perhaps I should have given her a detailed account of all the stuff ups I have experienced in the last few days , and then I might qualify as disabled too (disabled brain).

Smooth trip to Rai , arrive around 9pm , limo driver tries one on me , pulls up at a 4/5 star out of town , where he obviously gets a commission , I direct him to my ‘no star’(Baht160 per room ge how/guest house). He then tries “want car tomorrow” , followed up with “want lady tonight”. Chiangrai was never like this before. Shades of Bangkok .. not good.

Arrive , and drop bags in same building and room I've had for last 24yrs (one of about 5 dif buildings they have on same property). Dump bags , on to rent motorcyc (motorcycle to us) and out I go. No rest for the wicked. Been travelling since 12noon today , its now 10.15pm , not bad for a 73yr old. Especially cause I am up for it ... feeling energetic .... sex motivates : )

Keen on visuals these days , especially video. Got a nice one in Pattaya , possibly best yet. Want to capture the provincial hookers scene now .. Chiangrai.

Round and round I go visiting same place sometimes 2/3 times , nothing happening , all girls since last visit gone , all of them. 3 out of 4 places chosen and previously visited and enjoyed , have b grade replacements. One has some attractive ones.

 

Chiangrai Cantina :

The further away from Bangkok and Pattaya the nicer the girls : )   Pouring Thommo a Beer Chang , Baht40 Better than Baht160 Pattaya and better Chick too : ) Imagine a Retirement Village (Chiangrai) and girls like that pouring your beer , and other things : )

Realise now , I have got very little/next to nothing to video. Dead , Rai is dead , and video machines are not for dead towns/people.

Return home 1.30am , off to Chiangmai (Mai) this same morning , VIP bus. Up 5am shower , pack etc. To bus terminal 7am buy ticket , then breakfast , then back to bus terminal 9am for 9.15am sleeper bus to Mai (Chiangmai)

5. ARRIVE CHIANGMAI

Arrive Mai , bloody hot. Sitting in front seat with driver (Songthaew / Ute ... taxi) . He’s a good chatter , says its 41 degrees celcius. Wow , that is hot.

Arrive my usual accom (Guest House/Ge How), they have refurbished the place. Much better and only Baht450 for a nice fan room. Nice garden (see PIC) , balcony etc. Son of owner remembers me , after 3/4yrs absence ! shakes hand , says his 85yr old mother is in Bangkok. I hope when I am 85yrs old I am in Bangkok too , but not in a coffin : )

Ge How/Guest House - Garden :

So , in my room ... still pics (mini camera) , deleting/transferring , charge batteries , 2 hr rest then off , rent a motorcyc and get stuck into it. Got two native whore houses (bahn pooying sow) to check out , one in particular might be rather exciting. Apparently can drink beer and perv observe the girls fresh in from the provinces. No English etc .... all the better , fear factor (them) etc , great , love it.

But first I have got to find it , no clear instructions.

Hey , the vibes in Mai are good , better than Rai. "Not shy , like those in Rai" (it rhymes : ). I am too young for Rai , might have to give it a miss until I am in my 80’s. Yeh , and yes , I feel a fuck coming on (again).

I am too young to sleep right now , no rest , no siesta , put some sunscreen on (41degrees) , get a motorcyc and check out those 2/3 daytime native nookies for starters. Nothing like shaggin girls who do not normally shag with foreigners.

The fear (theirs) the uncertainty (theirs) is a turn on. I like teaching them naughty falang ways. Normally thai to thai , they just open their legs and show no emotion (buddhism at work). How do I know these things ? I am Thommo , that’s why : ) 36yrs whoring , and the apprenticeship continues. We only graduate when we arrive in Whorist Heaven. Ol Joe is there , the dirty dog. Jumped the queue , I was supposed to be first to taste the heavenly girls , but Joe got there well before me. No word from him , must be enjoying himself : )

Tally Ho.

Firstly , as I step out of my accommodation and onto the footpath , I see opposite side of the road , a sign that is not good for biz , see PIC. Step inside premises , order a beer , then approach attractive former hooker owner. She’d be about 32yrs of age and still good looking. No doubt seduced some poor falang sucker , got him to invest in the biz , then kicked him out. Anyway , not my problem.

There is a difference to these Northern people , Chiangrai (Rai) and Chiangmai (Mai). They are not crabby/crappy like in Pattaya and Bangkok to the South. Former hooker , now owner of a substantial bar with live music , takes my suggested new sign , written down in my note book , in good spirit. Tear out the page , give it to her. Will find out tomorrow , if she actually took it in good spirit. Typically in Pattaya , wherever , I’d get a crabby approach re it , once the penny had dropped , that is , she and her sign had been criticised/loss of face. Will see if she acts on my advice.

"Chart" , was an easy one.   So too , "Bath" ....... which I see foreigners doing on Internet regularly. Signs have always amused me.   Also I like correcting blatantly incorrect english eg at Motorbike Hire Shop this trip : ) Never did see corrected sign out front of this place. Maybe in the end , owner accepted as an insult (correction). Anyway , next trip will be staying at same Ge How (Guest House) opposite and so will see if she has changed the sign. Maybe next trip , I will get a bottle thrown at me as I pass by : )

To Mr Mechanic for a rental motorcyc , see whorist website for details .... Ooops Mr Mechanic is no longer there “Moved to bigger premises” says occupier of motorcyc rent shop at same location. He even starts to give me directions how to find Mr Mechanic nowadays .. sending potential customers eg me , away ?

 

Find this guy particularly nice , that’s why he is a loser. Nice guys lose (eg Thommo) , bad guys win (some of the time). He is a loser cause tells me he has been in the motorcyc rent biz for 10yrs now , and is still operating a gerry can of a biz / tiny biz .... and wants to help me find Mr Mechanic , his competitor. That’s carrying niceness too far : )

Mr Mechanic has moved on , bigger and better. Bigger and better biz but not necessarily bigger and better person. Money rules ? Especially with the full time hookers : )

New motorcyc renter , is such a genuinely good person that I decide to rent from him , and not walk around in 41 degrees celcius heat looking for Mr Mechanic. This guy will do fine.

Helped him re-write his rental contract , some bad English in it. He tells me his is a copy contract of another Renter. Everyone passing on bad grammar , bad English. My Thai even worse , can not read it , write it , or speak it very well. I know my pronunciation is very good , but extent of my vocabulary leaves a lot to be desired. If I lived in the country I’d be up and running , but often year or more absence from Thailand before I go back again ... so difficult to make more progress with the language. Anyway , enough for the hookers : )

Off I go on the motorcyc . Little does the guy know what I am using it for .... whoring touring. Native nookie shops x 3 , here I come. And in the process get involved in one way traffic which takes me away from intended roads. End up in traffic jams and no way to get back on track , so dispense with that one , try again early tomorrow morning when there is no traffic etc ..... off to Nookie No.2 , way over on the other side of town. Dont even know its name : )

Get there , see PIC first sign (Dr Lee/Pandora) then down to Pandora Massage 3/400 mtrs down past the shops both sides. This is where Nookie shop is supposed to be. Instructions on Internet by 2/3 different guys was sketchy to say the least.

Turn off to Pandora Massage. See Dr Lee sign , look for that. My Doi Suthep motorcyc parked in foreground.   Doi Suthep story further on , this page.

I look and look , cant see anything like that described on the internet. There is a guy sitting outside a little shop , ride motorcyc over to him and explain what I am looking for , part english , part thai (language). Surprisingly , he takes my bike off me , beckons me to hop on back of the bike , funny seeing its my bike .... maybe he has been observing my wobbling about on the thing. We take off , and shortly soon after arrive at the back of a big building. Going from internet description , I was expecting a small shop front , not so , quite the opposite.

Park the bike and inside we go ,up the stairs (as per internet ) and yes , a pond (glass window with girls sitting behind it) with nice provincial type girls. Not that provincial that they would be shy to fuck , methinks. Actually on this my first visit I imagined the girls 'provincial' cause that what it said on the internet .. "shy provincial girls not accustomed to falang/foreigner" , sort of description. No massage name from the internet and no name displayed anywhere and no calling card. Think we will call this massage .... Provincial Massage , aka , "PM".

Some pretty ones here , thats for sure , very fuckable. Anyway I expected pretty girls ex internet and thus saw pretty girls. We see what we want to see , sometimes : ) My newly recruited guide , who brought me here on my motorbike , tells me “no sek” (no sex).

Two hours with the chicks and only Baht300. There’s gotta be some hanky panky in those two hours eh ? Outwardly no sex , but I think you could convince the girl with your Thai language skills , alternatively charm , alternatively money , that her pussy and your dick were meant to be. A typical whore approach would not work here. Would have to be smiley , quietly spoken , and generous ($) to shag this lot , methinks. Generous would be all up Baht1000 (could be even Bt500 if you speak sufficient Thai language ).

To me the girls look nice when they don’t get shagged that often ... no worn hooker faces here me lads , no commercial fast fix attitudes either. Inside the room , take your time , let her go through the Thai trad massage scene , be nice , get an erection , flash Baht100 in her face , smile , place her hand on your cock , and away you go. Stroke her inner thighs , flash another Bt100 , say "hy k'n tip tee lung" (I give you tip later) . Problem if she answers in Thai "Tau Rai" (how much). Then you have to say "K'n dee mahk , tip dee mahk" ha ha. That is : "You good , tip good". Then slip your dick in .... way to go. Tip 500 (falang) = Bt700 + Bt300 for massage = Bt1000.

In such situations , I usually put my finger to lips (before trying to insert dicky bird) , suggesting “keep it a secret”. The fact is its you who has to keep it a secret from management , girls might get in trouble if management finds out girls are turning their traditional thai massage place into a brothel : )

Once owners are selling sex they get involved in very heavy bribes to the police to allow place to stay open. No sek , no prob police.

Finger to the lips is suggesting YOUR going to keep it a secret. Important for the girl you do just that. If your going to keep it a secret , and your giving her Bt700 why not. She thinks , “this Dong might come back every day ... I am on a winner here”.

Bad if she refuses , and after you’ve gone she tells management of your devious ways (bribing to get sex). You might be told “No Lady” next time you call. Its worth a try , the joint is no use to you , if they don’t provide sex , is it ? Is for me .... perver observer : )

Going on description internet I thought I was going to come across , rather poorly dressed , backward thai girls , but with nice faces and bodies.

Well they were reasonably dressed but not up to Sayura standards, a little bit innocent/backward in respect of falangs , but not backward in respect of Thais and their needs , I think.

No flat looks as in a place like Sayura or Pandora's .. friendly looks. Most probably cause its a novelty for them to see a falang/foreigner step into their joint.

A guy would have a more relaxing fun time at this place than Sayura or Pandora , of that you can be sure , even if you only speak english , more relaxing amusing time , methinks. Cheaper too , unless of course the girls know Pandora/Sayura prices , and quote them for sek/sex : )

Just writing about it , think I have to go back and fuck one of those cuties. Even if Sayura prices , like the idea of getting something non commercial. Also like the challenge. As we walk up the stairs she will be smiling and thinking , piece of cake , massage this old geeser , and he will give me a nice tip.

Not so fast honey , I have got other ideas , and your giving me 2 hours to implement them : )

Yes , you can sit there and drink beer ... , unwind a bit , cause the project .... fucking one of these girls , is a challenge , not a daunting one , but nevertheless your gonna try and break d’ house rules ... need a bit of dutch courage for that (Leo beer).

Early this morning if Nookie No.1 (sek/sex a dead certainty) is a flop I will return to "PM" and have some sek , with a pretty one. Hours 9am to 1am by the way , now thats what I call service. I could sit there for hours , drinking Leo (nice beer) perving observing the girls come and go. A curious persons paradise , trying to see if they have any knockout gems on their books. Whilst I was there not one chick came down upper level and return to Pond = not many customers at that time of the day.

I must have seen the early shift (9am to 5pm ?) Reckon the evening shift would have the lookers. Encouraging stuff there in the morning , reckon the Lookers would come at night when it'd be busy. Tipped the Dong (papa-san , sort of , relaxed youngish guy in jeans , taking note of time girl goes up to room etc) ..... yeh tipped him Baht20 at first , then another Baht 20 cause started to think ..... this place might be useful. He did not say anything when I pulled out the camera to take shot of beer bottle (Leo) , so pics , especially in the room , might be on the menu too ?

Will go back tonight say 7pm peak period , give Dong a unique present , girls will see me doing that (they have already observed me buy a beer for ‘guide’ , and give Bt40 tip to Dong) ...... and then they should start to loosen up at the prospect of receiving my giant ? penis , not.

I will loosen up too with beer ... never fucked a massage girl in my life , good reason for it , one of them : they sit there like dead fish. This lot at Provincial Massage/PM do not do that so much. They show some life , some interest and genuine smiles. The fact that no other foreigners are in the joint motivates me too ..... forbidden (falang) fruit : )

If you ever go there , do not expect too much , its for me , might not be for you. Some guys like more of a hard core , commercial experience , no stuffin around , straight into it modus operandi.

Myself I am d’ Cook ..... place em in an oven , and at a time convenient to me , out they pop ready to consume.

Wednesday I placed em in the oven , they have been cooking over night , today Thursday when typing this , I will take em out of the oven , and shag shag shag ? Will see , might be seduced elsewhere (eg Nookie No.1).

Charm , charm , Mai has always had charm. Think , at 73yrs of age , I am still too young for Rai , not yet ready for d’ grave. Might now give Rai a miss and focus on Mai for the next 2/3 years. Seems I have got some shaggin to do in this town : )

Hey , hey , wake up Thommo this could be the LAST whore tour of your entire life time. Post surgery/chemical castration (hormone therapy) I might not be able to do it , or might feel ashamed cause of napkins whatever.

Hey , hey , wake up son , get into it !

Yeh , your right , inner voice , your right , get into indeed.

I will shag at Nookie No. 1 and I will shag one of those girls at PM. Nice now , but not nice after you guys get your hands on them. Here I go again , ruining it for myself. Will I ever learn ?

 

6. Chiangmai continues ....

Another problem , my last day in Chiangmai. Gotta get back to Rai Friday , early flight (etd 6am approx) to Bangkok following day Saturday.

Will I spend my last night in sleepy Rai ? Oh hell Thommo why did you do that. Yet another mistake. Last shaggin night in Chiangmai would be better.

So , can I buy a ticket in Mai today etd Chiangrai Sat morning , afternoon ? = one extra night in Mai = I lose Baht2500 maybe , the return sector of my AirAsia ticket to Bangkok ?

What’s Bt2500 ? U$65 I suppose , fuck it , its possibly my valedictory tour , as one emailer told me .... had to look it up in the dictionary , had forgotten that rarely used word , just shows you some whorists (emailer) are educated lads : )

First the Valedictory (Farewell to Fucks tour) , then the Valium Farewell to Planet Earth , Hello to Whorist Heaven tour. Dats what Ol Joe did , topped himself (Parkinsons disease for 30 odd years. That would break the spirit of any Monger).

I need an early bus out a.m. to Rai , then a mid day , mid afternoon flight out of Chiangrai to be at Bangkok for drinks and then Manila flight. Possible ? Will check travel agent Mai early today.

Forget the money , this is possibly my last fucking tour. That is , last tour I actually have a fuck or two. Focus , maintain the focus Thommo. Do you want to die a pervert ? Yes , yes !! : )

I have typed 33 computer pages so far. My kind of luck , next time this computer crashes I will lose the lot. Have to get my hands on that USB back in Rai , re format it , and get copy on there too.

OK , so I have given "PM" Dong Bt40 in tip/s , drank a Leo beer , perved observed the girls , them likewise me (making sure I smile at them etc) , then get up , put my "fashion statement' on , then sexy sunnies , stand straight/upright , back rigid , shoulders back , regimental salute to the girls , they smile , sharp regimental turn to right , moderately slam my left foot down on floor (don't want to overdo it : ) and march out , arms swinging (first two or so steps).

They will not forget this loonie (Thommo) , methinks. Girls when they go home will tell friends ... "We had this loonie falang today , he sat there drank beer , perved observed , did not take a girl , got up and did this army thing in front of us. Real loonie" : )

Liked it , liked the place. No sophisticated falangs around to limit my behaviour etc and corrupt the girls. I would never corrupt them , would I ? : )

It was like MP’s were 15/20 years ago , laid back , relaxed , smiley , no make up , simple clothes , kind of provincial girls. Ripe for Thommo and his corrupt ways , viz .... blow jobs no condom , anal , etc.

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Now , gotta see Travel Agent , change itinerary but NOT miss Cebu Pacific plane (like I did last time Esc4). That will let me stay an extra night in Mai for extra fucks ... those provincial girls and maybe Nookie No.1 girls too. This cock deserves a fuck or two before it says farewell to Thai pussy.

Although my prick wont miss the STD’s from the bareback days .. mostly Phils but Thailand too. From Aids days , say mid 1980's onward , Thai government hammered home the need for condoms ... the populace followed the advice/orders , and so not much bare back in Thailand nowadays = not so much STD's either. Although , as we know , pay extra and you can have sex without condom (foolish ladies).

Philippine government has had its hands tied ... catholic country , catholic voters , who take note who the local Priest says to vote for. Government could not have the same condom programme as Thailand cause the Cardinal and Priests insist their subjects do NOT use condoms , hence bare back is rife in Philippines = STD's rife too , of course.

I read on internet mongers saying , "not much HIV/Aids in Phils". With all that bareback I do not agree.

Nowadays only thing I risk in Phils bareback is a blow job as HIV can not be spread by saliva. I know , I know , but I am willing to take the risk (herpes etc).

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Next stop Sayura Sex Massage place , call in. It’s 6.20pm , too early , not many girls and those there not as appealing to me as the smiley , natural "PM" girls. If you get to PM , and they do not smile at you , its most probably cause your not hansum like me : )

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To Night Bazaar , find small back pack for bicycle shopping back home. Then luck strikes , silk purses ($1.25) for DIA fuklets and maybe Miss La (Cafe) and her First Runner Up friend , if they are nice to me (bbbj).

See PIC purses :

Unique gifts , for unique girls. Silk purses.   $1.25 each at the Chiangmai Night Bazaar.   "Leg openers" : )

To eats Bier Stube (BS) , Moon Muang Road , cause True Blue or whatever it was called , has closed down , so have to eat somewhere else this trip. BS for sentimental reasons , first ate there , and often , 1986 , met some important resident falangs there , who made my whoring in Mai old days something wonderful.

Hundreds of whore houses stocked with fresh provincial girls etc (1986). But you had to know where they were hidden. One foreigner and fellow countryman in particular knew them all , and delighted in taking me around and showing me. Think he got his rocks off perving observing. Married man , you know what I mean. Could not indulge , anyway that is what he thought. Best times in Mai , 1980’s , very tame now , post Aids.

Those resident guys eating at BS have since moved on , died , shot (wifes hired assassin) , married elsewhere , returned home country broke , whatever. We don’t ask , we just move on , whoring and touring to the max.

Ate too much at BS , then back to my room , sleepy , thought I would lie on bed , wake up two hours later (9pm say)and check Nookie 1 out , should have the traditional pink fluorescent lamp on at night time = easy to identify.

 

7. More Chiangmai .......

What happened ? You know without reading it .... woke up late 1.45am. Too late , only noisy FL joints like ...........Spicy open now. Not in the mood for that stuff.

Wrote above out , took photos of purses , cropping deleting pics , showering , etc. Now its 4.45am , nothing opens before 8/9am. 6am (sun up) would be nice to motorcyc out to Nookie No1 will see , but I am sleepy again.

Could stay awake reformatting USB , but its back in Rai.

Think I will jerk myself off at PM girls , then have a sleep : )

What happened ? Stayed awake , eg : By the time I’d got my act together it was 6am , sun up , on the bike to Nookie 1. Lovely cool fresh air as I ride along almost on my own. No traffic. Trees line the roads see PIC , wonderful ambience.
 

Chiangmai. Lots of trees. Calm , and gentle traffic. Right tempo for a 73yr old like me : )   To the right , reconstructed city wall and new city. See motorbike passing through 'gate'. To the left is the original 'old city' , where most of the naughty nightlife resides : )

First attempt at Nookie , failed. Map I had made in notebook from tourist guide map was slightly incorrect. Sort that out back in the room , out again 2nd time .... its some distance away I tell ya. Back to my room , sort it out , then tally ho , tally ho ...

2nd attempt much better , get to spot I think it is , but no sign of the three mini whore houses mentioned on Internet , about 5/7yrs ago. Maybe 2/3 years ago got a further . up date , but same as another time , another trip , I can not see any sign of a whore house. Back to my room. I will try tonight , 3rd strike and I am out. At night they should have the tell tale little pink neon tube outside house. Last try tonight.

At Stube Restaurant , exiting from breakfast with the owners brother , he is going to show me where to buy necklace for Buddhist amulet. Reckon have more luck with the PM and other girls If I show respect to Buddha. Anything to raise the bar , improve success.

Off we go , he on his bike , me on mine following him. Not far away. Little native shop , very impressed with the quality of the stainless steel necklaces , very impressed. So impressed I bought 2 , one as a spare. They seem to be carefully hand polished. Wonderful finish to what would otherwise be an ordinary item. Thais put effort into detail (not so the Flips).

Next step , 15km ride up the mountain to Doi Suthep , famous Wat/Temple , to buy the actual Buddha image/amulet. That will be tomorrow. Then I return to necklace shop and they place Buddha image inside a metallic covered frame (respect to Buddha , keep the vehicular pollution off him etc : ) ‘Brother’ volunteered to guide me all the way up the mountain , then take me back to shop. Great people. He is supposed to be working. No problem , drop everything and help falang. The north Mai/Rai is extremely different to the South Bangkok/Pattaya. World of a difference. It's us falangs down South who change the people for the worse : )

On return to Restaurant bump into a guy I first met in 1986 and haven’t seen for 5 years or more. This guy made Chiangmai happen for me. Now a resident of Mai for 30yrs ! In days of old , he took me around on his motorbike showed me all the relevant nookie places that falangs would not normally find and more importantly introduced me to mama/papa-sans and said I was a good friend of his , all in the Thai language , of which he is super proficient.

Yeh , I owe a lot to that guy , fond memories when ChiangMai and Chiangrai were full of pretty provincial girls , Baht100/300 , those days.

To Bus Terminal , told them lost ticket , actually female bus conductor rai to mai did not give me back ticket , didn’t realise that until today. Ok , they have no record of me buying the ticket but give me replacement ticket without charge.... how is that for trust !

Then to travel agent near my accom , I told her my Cebu Pacific ticket is back in Rai , want to change departure date. No problem she says , transfers my Baht1600 to CP bank transfer , has new CP ticket sent to me somehow (in colour = not fax ?) , all within 3 hrs fixed , done finished. Charge incl . x 2 phone call to Bangkok (her) = only Baht200. Wonderful people. I am staying two days more in Thailand , so that I can hit Bangkok for two nights. Got very little video , maybe 90 secs ... need more. Monday off to Manila , fingers crossed.

Will Cebu Pacific say to me at airport : “Oh no , yes you have new ticket , but the Bt1600 is only the start , you have to pay ................... more if you want to get on the plane” ? I am dealing with the devil , will I get shafted two times in a row ? Dont mind taking a gamble when its worth it. Hang on and see if my gamble pays off.

Then to Air Asia , also close to my accom. “I have my AirAsia ticket in Chiangrai , want to leave on different flight , cause staying longer in Chiangmai”. No problem Baht696 and new ticket with new flight issued on the spot. Things seem to go smoothly here in Chiangmai. Not so in Pattaya or Bangkok ..... different mentality. Thai traditional mentality , not falang tourist mentality.

Whilst in AirAsia office waiting for new ticket , British guy had long conversation with me. Yeh , him talking not me : ) I said beware of Cebu Pacific ..... he interrupted me immediately and said “Mafia”. He had been living in Phils knows all about CP and its dirty deeds. He predicts it will go out of biz once word gets around. Thats what I predicted in Esc4 diary , if you remember rightly.

It will be my loss if it does go out of biz , cause I know now their tricks and will not be caught again.

OK , some more administrative work tomorrow , extend motorcyc one day .. great poodling around on motorcyc .. 30/40kph , everyone calm , gentle , respectful to other drivers/riders , whether motorcy or car. At an intersection I waved guy to my right on , ie , cross intersection before me. He called out “Thank You” (in Thai language) as he passed in front of me. We don’t get that in the Western World do we : )

Admin work .... extend motorcyc , call my chiangrai accom and let them know not returning until Saturday. Nothing for me in Rai ... too slow , to unsexy. Nice girls last trip have gone. Mai is the one. All of a sudden I have dumped Rai and now in love with Mai. You never know with Thommo , you never know : )

Pay another day Mai accom. Oh bus ticket , need new one too. Only need to change date this time , its in the bag.

 

8. Chiangmai ... and more :

OK so tonight Thurs went hunting eg Loi Kroh Road , got best S and F spot , but still of no use for vid. Girls sitting on arse doing nothing other side of road = nothing much. Took still PICs , which I subsequently deleted : ) . Had a chat with Swedish guy , he is a computer programmer living in Mai , extracting money from Swedish customers. Hard currency , for soft women (Thai) ..... he’s got it made : )

Then off to Bamboo Road , previous nookery where young lady played with my dick under the table .... gone. Plenty of other nookeries ... potential there methinks , but clock ticking. On to Chiangmai Land where I produced a real looker , in times gone by.

On way , along Chang Khlan Road , I nearly fell off the motorcyc , couldn’t believe my eyes , beautiful chicks in mini skirts etc sitting at a bar on stools , open to the footpath/road , about 12/15 of them (girls) , waving to me , and asking me to stop. All I could say as I passed “Wow”. Heard them say it back to me .. 'wow'. Then more of the same places , girls out front , some looked like 9’s.

Got to Chiangmailand .... looked very dormant , quickly turned around and went back to ‘open air’ chicks. Stopped at first one , three pretty ones came forward , one jumped on motorcyc seat behind me , another jumped on seat in front of me , pressing against me from back and front (no other space on seat) , and another leaning over handle bars , looking straight into my eyes. Surrounded by mini skirted pretty girls. Hey , this was a surprise , last time/trip none of these girls/places existed.

Chang Khlan babes surround my motorcyc One in front of cyc so I could not take off , one on my seat in front of me , another on seat behind me. Desperate for 'commissions' (ladies drinks) etc. Anyway , its not often a 73yr old is surrounded by 18 - 22yr old 7's and 8's. Hasn't happened back home for a while now. Around 50yrs in fact : )

Took calling card , bullshit them I will come back tomorrow , then stop at another one which had more girls and better girls. They quickly come out onto the road like the other place , surround me etc. Wow legs , wow face .... these babes are hot hot hot. But they only have beer Heineken or Singha. Dislike both of them and at Baht170 U$4.50 approx small bottle , no thanks. Same price for ladies drinks. Other place before this one , said Baht900 for one hour with the chick U$25/30. I don’t know if that is one hour at table or one hour in a room. Suspect latter cause they were not shy at all , yet not slutty either. Sophisticated cheeky girls (gotta sell drinks or get fired).

I will try and return tomorrow take pics. Wow , I was surprised with the quality.

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Thailand. Pic. Time to pounce ? :

Over a long period , every time I looked towards this girl , she was looking at me with a big friendly smile. I thought she was telling me 'interested' , cause I was already with another attractive babe who was enjoying my company (smiles , jokes , unique gift , ladies drink/s) I was super confident I could get "Hello" IF I wasn't a headless chook , ie , wanting to move on to another town/city. But what if I had stayed and extra 2/3 days only to find out she was being friendly and not interested in being 'accommodating' ? I would have lost those valuable days. What would you have done ? ... definitely 2/3 day project. No take away hookers on the premises = she is not 'take away' (hooker). To pounce or not to pounce , that is the question. Thailand yes , and actually Pattaya. Have to spread my limited number of girlie pics over this very long page. Only one way to brighten up a lengthy page is ..... girlie pics : ) Very nice girl , sad now looking at it , opportunity missed. A younger higher testosterone loaded lad would have pounced there and then. And of course a young guy (fresh meat) might have succeeded then and there too. You'll find , in Thailand , as you get beyond 50yrs old (me 73yrs) , you have to be more cunning , wily and discreet. Non hooker younguns , Thai especially , don't like to be seen publicly with someone who could be their grandpa : ) Cont'd.

It's unusual for a nice youngun Thai babe to pose for a pic in public , especially in front of peers (fellow staff). Further proof methinks that she was giving me a message "interested". Observing my behaviour with another non hooker (very new staff member) and tipping Bt20 for each and every purchase she said to herself : "Methinks I have a nice Sugar Daddy here , will give him the come on , then empty his ATM" : )

When looking at her , I must have shown I was keen , and when she looked at me , I thought she was keen. There certainly was strong karma wafting across the air waves between us. Sometimes the Headless Chook gets in the way : )

Next trip to Chiangmai , will buy at least 3 more "Elephant Buddha's" .. got a feeling such unique gift will serve me well , both in Thailand and Philippines. More so Thailand cause it has a tiny Thai good luck inscription on it. See way down below talk of Amulet (Elephant Buddha) and the "Hello girl who said Goodbye" ... near bottom of page.

If I had stayed in town 2/3 more days , would have given this babe (above) my hotel calling card with name and room number in thai language (courtesty front desk staff) scribbled across it PLUS an Elephant Buddha. The amulet , would have sealed the deal. How could she resist such an overture by such a silly old fool ? : ) Note : I had not yet travelled to Chiangmai and purchased the elephant buddha : )

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Then to Stube to eat , too late , closed. Then to all night Spicy pick up disco (small , very small). Took PIC which says : “no lady boy” , I laughed , Thai lady laughed. Head in door ,only 3 people , its too early 12.30midnight , type this out then return to Spicy later.

Thinking ... tomorrow I drink beer , perv , then shag shag my selection for Baht300 plus Baht for extra’s (sek). My 1986 informant and resident of Mai told me earlier in the day the girls at PM do fuck suck , the lot , only the management does not advertise the fact. Everyone thinks they are providing Thai trad massage only , including my previous Thai guide , the guy sitting outside the shop , who I recruited , and subsequently (he) showed me the actual spot where PM is. ‘1986’ informant said , its anything goes once the door is closed : ) But remember he speaks Thai fluently. Makes a difference when ya wanna get a non english speaking babe over the line.

I will try for pics in room. Then when I come down the stairs I will offer papa san , young guy , Bt50 to take pic of pond full of pretty girls. Hard impossible to get such pics nowadays thats why bt50 offering. Still think he will say no , but after i have got what i want , fuck and pic in d’ room , it really wont matter too much if he knocks me back. But a pic , oh that would be something in this internet affected/shy world.

Will place online when I am finished with the place , after next trip methinks.

First things first , now off to Spicy. Bearing in mind , I haven’t had much sleep , arose 1.45am previous morning , going to Spicy 1.55am the following morning , now.

OK , I am out the front of Spicy , no space for my motorcyc. Baht20 will fix it , and it does. Security guy moves other bikes , and into the newly created space my bike goes. Stop at mini bar outside door of ‘S’ (Spicy) and order Chang , no SM Light so far in Rai , Mai. Chang arrives , then I look to my left falang has a nice cold SM Light in front of him .. soos ... too late. Said to female bartender , "I love the music" , whilst pushing ear plugs into my ears .... she smiled .. got the message.

PIC Spicy Chiangmai - No Lady Boy

Spicy Disco , Chiangmai , entrance.   Note : "No Lady Boy" sign. The LB phenomenon is a big negative in Thailand. Too many of the pests , and when management allows them to don bikinis and dance with regular girls the Thai business folk have stepped over the line. One has to always ask "Am I looking at a Ladyboy". Thank heavens that is not the case in the Philippines : )   Also note , bottom right of sign , kissing forbidden inside Spicy. Later on this page you will read a story about a young falang tongue kissing a girl inside called Heart. In Thailand , kissing in public places is anti cultural and frowned upon. Hard core whores would not mind , but Heart did : ) Story somewhere down below. Not my first visit , my 2nd visit to Spicy (story about Heart).

In the door I go , my eyes immediately pick up on this chick , right body , face ... but its the way she is dancing that attracts my attention. How can I describe it. She is dancing to western music , but she fascinates me ... seems like dainty balinese movements , hand sometimes raised , fingers moving a little. Very gentle , very light movements including body , feet. Swingin and swayin she is bopping balinese style to all and sundry bee bop music coming out of those speakers. Really got me in. I thought if she is as gentle and rhythmic in sex , it must be wonderful to be in bed with her.

Pass by her to elevated spot. Yours truly has to be elevated , ie , observation tower , admittedly only about 30 centimetres above the dance floor , but still every little bit helps when ya wanna perv ‘n observe.

Look back from S and F (elevated) spot at her , couldn’t take my eyes off her. “The girls got rhythm” she is unique , very seductive style , then I think she is dancing to a falang , turns faces him, he smiles , she continues on facing him , balinese style , as before. Something like the Sirens on the shore calling the sailors in. Fascinating , and for me , very seductive. How could a sailor/guy resist ?

OK , got my spot elevated next to a pillar. I can survey everything except what is behind me.

What can I say .... unbelievable place. Best disco on the planet right now. Like the music , like the 6’s , 7’s and 8’s dancing in front or to the right of me. I spy an 8.5 , then sorry Miss La Cafe (Phils) , sorry , a 9.5 just passed me , and has disappeared behind me. Very refined features , a beauty that is for sure , but alas I will not surrender the best S and F spot for a 9.5 , not now anyway.

There is more to life than chatting up a 9.5 .... pervin observin for starters. And theres lots of young falangs 22 – 28 years old to scoop 9.5 up too. Problem with young falangs they have a reputation for wanting free sex , or paying as little as pos. That’s when the oldies step in.

But many Thai girls will shag younguns for free , just to get the fresh meat and bragging rights. Oldie one night , cash , fresh meat next night , no charge : )

I saw an old falang coming up to a 7.5 babe dancing. He tried to join her , but after 2/3 mins she moved away. Then I saw one of the best sights ever ..... a Thai must be every bit of 78yrs old , passes by with hugely baggy pants (very fashionable ... 10yrs ago dong : ) , and of all things a baseball cap turned around backwards. Peak of cap over his neck. Cool Daddy cool. What a character. I twisted around and waited for him to come out of the toilet , but he never did = he never went to the toilet. He is behind me with that cute 9.5 , I suppose ! Money talks.

And yes there are some wealthy Thais here just to have a look , curiosity. Some falang women showing how terrible they can dance too.

Another Thai chick points her arse at a guy and shakes it as good as any Afro American babe could. By this time I had lost contact with the ‘balinese’ dancer. Think she sailed away with the 'sailor' : )

Then I observe a red hot ,pocket rocket. Short babe , great face , lovely long hair , fantastic red silky dress and buckle style high heel shoes. She knows something about presentation. She gets up on elevated strip to my right and shoves her arse into a youngish falang , wiggles it side to side. I liked her style , she was letting everyone know ,she is for sale , hire or rent.

It turns out , when she is not dancing , she is at the table right behind me now , the table that is touching my back and wobbles a lot : ) Then she is now standing to my right , purposely brushing up against me all the time , body contact. My patent pending 'Lonely Lamb' technique is working. You get more chicks on your own fella's. Do not hunt in numbers , hunt alone.

I take the bait and tell waiter to get her a dink (drink for us , dink for them , r’s difficult for them to pronounce).

Dink arrives , she clashes her bottle (no glass for her , no time for such frivolities) against my glass , I say “Chon(g) Gow” (with a twang) = Cheers , she reciprocates. In effect I ignore her from that point on , except when I bought her a 2nd drink she comes forward again , this time kissing me on the ear , then the cheek. She is a flirty one , this one.

I think about taking her back to my room , but decline cause she is a whore , nice and well packaged as she is. Looking for a non whore or apprentice whore at a whore disco ... now that's something. But I’ve got better coming up tomorrow .... PM. Save the juices etc for them. Procastination ... been with me all my life , cant change it now : )

Then Rocket comes along side me , I'm sitting down on low bar stool , lifts her leg up , and rests it on my thighs. Must be pretty gymnastic methinks. I see the guys at lower level having a look up her dress. Then she starts to do up one of the buckles on her cute shoes , but she loses balance and nearly falls over. This is when I start to think she is drunk. Dont want to walk out of the place with a drunk pocket rocket , so 15/20mins later I shot out of the place , leaving her behind.

My 2 dinks will have gained me merit. I will shag PM gal and then if interested will return to wonderful Spicy tomorrow night ,Friday. If she sees me she will come straight up to me , thats when I will tell her we go back to my (budget) hotel , right then and there. This girl has got to be lively in bed. Wanna fuck her sober too , not drunk , like tonight.

As I exit I see lots of folks , incl. girls outside sitting alongside the moat etc. I am off back to hotel and type this. It’s farewell Chiangmai soon , what have I been doing spending my time in Tomtown all these years ?

Its Chiangmai from this point on : )

New bus ticket , extend motorcyc , buy amulet etc. Then PM , then Spicy ... roughly that is the programme. Might re visit the Changklan Road KTV girls too. Wow , they are nice. But nice prices too , unfortunately Baht170 for a beer , and wrong beer , no Chang , no SM Light

 

9. Chiangmai , still more ...

To bed 5am , up 6am , no rest for the wicked. Looking for benzene/petrol/gasoline , woman pointing in direction , said “Through Thae Pae gate , past DK books”

So on motorcyc through thapae gate i go head for road on other side. Don’t know why but thought when i get to that road there would be a gradiant. Not so , came to edge of public square to enter that road , and surprise surprise , started to drop off a cliff , about 10/12” down to that road at 30kph. Threw on brakes quick smart even so , bit of a crash but i stayed on my feet. Removed skin off my shins , some bleeding , bruising , aching etc. Ever onward get gasoline and then off to Doi Suthep.

Up up the mountain i go , sharp turn left , sharp turn right , repeat , repeat snaking all the way up the mountain (20 mins or more ?). Finally arrive at the top , off the bike and begin walking up hundreds of steps.

At entrance to Temple area itself I come across a sign : “Foreigner pay entrance Bt30” , so I pay cause I look like a foreigner : ) At least they take the money with a smile. At a guess , 2/300 foreigners a day , work that out , not a bad cash flow. Perhaps I could put a sign before their sign and 50Baht at that ?

As you know , I am here to buy a Buddha amulet , to help me with the chicks and Thailand in general. What the locals call 'making merit'. In truth its most probably cause I want more 'bling' : )

Mandatory take shoes off to enter d' Temple , which was a bit of a let down , not what I expected a famous temptle to look like. Better in Chiangrai. Anyway , found a babe selling amulets inside Temple grounds. Lucky find early on , an Elephant Buddha amulet. Thats what the sales girl told me anyway : )

Back down the steps , take a pic of a chick selling soft toys. Looked good off camera , but pic did not work out. Deleted.

Down down I go on the little motor bike. Fortunately I checked the brakes before taking bike away from hire shop .. ok. Combination of low gear and brakes = everything under control. I like control , thats why I like the 'innocent' I suppose. Experienced hookers do not offer me the same control , hence I ignore them in the main. And cause I am old , they ignore me. The 'innocent' come to Daddy (me) for succour , not for sex. Yeh , I teach em to suck on the hour every hour : )

Back to riding that small bike down that potentially perilous mountain ..... two lanes up , only one lane going down. About to take a sharp turn left and a Songthaew (pick up/ute taxi) comes around the corner on my down road facing me. Recipe for a head on. Imagine if someone was passing me on my one lane going down , and utility appears around the corner heading up the hill on our road going going up. Why these guys have to go into the third lane , our ‘down’ lane , on blind corners I don’t know. Oh no , I know , they have to do that cause they are Thais : ) This is why we travel guys , 'cultural experiences'. Anyway , certainly easier going down the mountain than coming up , except for the odd traffic hazard.

Couple of large Army trucks passed me , but apart from that , everything went smoothly and I arrived home in one piece , with my prized possession , the 'elephant buddha' , or so I thought it was that. Read on.

Honestly dont know what else happened that day. Only know crashed on bed at some time and woke up 9.30pm , still time to do some damage. For someone else that means fucking , for me it means pervin observin. 12/15yrs of finasteride , controlling testosterone production and add the ageing process combined , plus 750/1500 hookers to my credit over 36 yrs = reduced libido , especially in the last 2/3 yrs.

Would prefer it to be earlier , viz , 8pm but still got time. Shower , off to Provincial Massage (PM) via Pandora , cause I had to return motorcyc after Suthep and so am now hiring tuk tuk’s ... pests. Into Pandora I go to get rid of Tuk Tuk don’t want him to hang around outside PM waiting for a commission. Inside Pandora , same as before , can not compete with Sayura. Exception “new girl 18yrs” says papa san , got news for you dong she is 16/17yrs. I queried age again he said “17 , same 18”. I think its a case of 16 , same as 17. Poor girl getting fucked by stranger adults , all for the sake of survival. Pretty girl.

Out Pandora door i go and there he is my tuk tuk driver waiting for his commission from Sayura. I jump in get him to take me back to ge how , grab condoms , forgot em. Then another tuk tuk , off we go , avoided Pandora and avoided tuk waiting outside this time , by getting dropped off around front of PM building. Entered front door and walked across to Massage Parlour stairway at the back of this large building.

Up steps I go , about 15 girls in pond and not up to standard of day time ones previous day. One or two nice ones but not my type. Older , more used lot. So younger fresher ones in the morning it seems. Mama doesnt want younger ones out late at night ? Maybe they tell mumma they work 9 to 5 at the market or in a shop : )

After x 1 large bottle of Leo (beer) the girls start to look better. Had a good social time with another customer , also sitting around. Thai who had lived in England before , and worked as a waiter , hence spoke english. Had some fun with papa san , young guy. He doesn’t behave like a papa , behaves like a regular guy. Made sign language to pond girls etc. Good vibes , good attitude. But I saw better the day before , in the morning , and so wont take anything tonight. So its maybe the opposite to what I thought ... best ones come in the day time ?

PM have got a big Liverpool Football Club painted sign on wall , I take PIC , one of the pond girls standing next to it. Will release online one day. Will be back at PM next trip , don’t want to poo in my nest. You know , all those Liverpool lads shaggin my chicks : ) Papa says Thais are Liverpool fans. For sure Thailand has a historical link with England , going back yonks. Current Thai Prime Minister was living in England before taking up post.

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More girlie pics .... out of order .... gotta spread pics out , on this extra long page ..................

Gotta spread those pics around : ) See Hello Girl pic above. This is the new employee I was referring to (Pattaya) in my text accompanying that pic above. Bought this one ladies drink out of sympathy , new girl , doesnt know how to go about extracting drinks ... too nice (aren't they all when they newly start : ) One of reasons Hello Girl liked me (photo above) , I took sympathy on this inexperienced hospitality girl with no customers. No hookers on the premises by the way. No take away's. Owner had a strange way of trying to make money in a red light district : ) Hello Girl knew I would tire of 'innocent' hospitality girl. My psychic powers told me .... Hello Girl is sending me messages .. "Forget that youngun , I am mature enough to know what you want and mature enough to deliver. That girl can only deliver missionary position (on back , legs open : ) .. and star fish at that ... unload your ATM on me and you will not regret it" : ) I was torn between my letch for innocent young students (of sex) .. new employee .. and the more mature , wholesome , attractive Hello Girl : ) Hello Girl would have delivered earlier and better , but as explained on this page .. Water Wars and Headless Chook considerations , required me to leave Pattaya , the very next morning.

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Provincial Massage Chiangmai cont'd .......

No pic of girls in pond , think that would be a step too far right now. Next trip.

Out I go to Sayura , its 12 midnight and its just closing. So , off to my Ge How (guest house/hotel) , drink water , grab elephant amulet. It's early for Spicy , so will I be able to go the distance , ie , hang in until the girls start turning up 2am to 5am ?

I had better , this is my last night in Mai and I am still an Esc5 virgin , and a death sentence hanging over my prostate , and thus whoring future.

 

10. "Chiangmai Spicy Babe" ... It unfolded as follows :

Fronted Spicy around 12.30 midnight empty.

Returned 1.30am , and outside place plugs in my ears , take same S and F spot as night before , and medium height stool. Its gotta be the best seat in town.

Eventually folks arrive. Hey , they can dance this lot. Not all of them , but we have a star performer again tonight. Same as night before very dainty balinese style. Uses arm raised , hands fingers all involved. Bob down snake up , snake down , wiggle up. Slim waist , hair in a bun , some strands falling down side of face. Think you know what I mean. Flicks head side to side on occasions. Only Thais can disco like that. Love to video her , might one day cause waiter says can video or take still pics. Yeh cause i am tipping him he says that ?

Embarrassing amidst young falangs male and female eg taking flash shots. I remember angels disco on a previous trip where a young falang screamed at me for taking a pic of a girl. Had permission from her beforehand. Dont know his problem.

Forgot to tell you I have pulled out all stops , have got the full bling tonight. Including Elephant Amulet , which some said was an elephant Buddha , since learnt its just a good luck charm that movie , pop stars etc wear. Supposed to bring good luck. Elephants are good luck in Thailand. See PIC I took in Thailand.

So will elephant charm bring me good luck ?

Geez so much happened , better cut it short : an 8.45 passes by , could possibly be same one as night before. Then Rocket from previous night passes by , in black this time. She comes up to me but doesn’t beg for a drink. I like that.

Sumo sister takes up position next to me. I make face to middle eastern guy next to me (ie she is fat ). Turns out sumo is his wife . Careful Thommo , careful : )

Geez there is this 8.92 babe dancing on an elevated stage to my right. Great girl , good heart , smiling all the time , lovely body and face. Singlet , shorts and no shoes or make up. Just my kind ... natural. No hooker look about her. Many guys approach her , but she turns away from them , and continues dancing. Not good enough (guys). She is a good girl , doubt if she is a pro.

I then see why she rejected so many guys , she was waiting for a 19/20yr old cutie foreigner kid. For a Thai babe , forever being approached by 50/60/70 yr old falangs its a real prize getting some fresh meat like this young kid. In fact I think she might be older than him , even bigger prize : )

He likes French kissing and massaging her ass etc in a quite well lit elevated spot , for all and sundry to see. As some of you know ... public expressions of affection are frowned upon in Thailand by the Thais , even with hookers. But of course girls tolerate it cause there is a pay cheque at the end of it.

But this girl is doing just that , tolerating it , but not enjoying it. To me she looks like a girl who is new to freelancing and feels uncomfortable with what's going on , even if the guy is much sought after fresh meat.

So , 15/20 mins of being groped by the cute falang teenie , she leaves him for about 7/10 mins. How do I know this ? Cause I am pervin observin , puttin the stop watch on all of them , including my first priority ... 8.92 ! : )

Cause his type are much sought after by the girls (regardless of their age) , soon enough , another girl gets up on the elevated stage and starts romancin the dude who was by this time dancing by himself , waiting for return of 8.92

Its quite obvious he is not interested in this new one , and is just waiting for 8.92 , but he doesnt know how to tell the new babe to 'f. . k off'. This becomes his undoing , cause 8.92 (Heart) returns and sees the girl dancing with him , and presumes he is interested in her etc , so she takes up position , as it just happens right next to the lecher Thommo himself.

Me sitting on medium height bar stool , she standing next to me. Now , in retrospect , I must admit I was staring at her quite a lot before (normally not the best thing to do) , when she was being manhandled by d' Kid. Didnt think she noticed that , but maybe she did , and decided to give me a chance to do more than stare , regardless of the fact I am 4 times older than 'fresh meat' ... d' Kid.

I knew she wouldnt stay vacant for long , some other falang will approach her soon , so I whipped out a Baht100 note and in the darkness pressed it into her hand , which was at about my waist level , and motioned drink (dink in their language : )

I tried to keep my manouvre as low profile as pos cause thought , after smooching with a cute teen she might reject me. Plenty of 22/32yr old falangs around , and thought they might think "What the hell is that old geeser approaching that 8.92 young babe for" ? And I had seen other guys in their 50's being rejected by lesser Spicy girls earlier on , so I made sure I was discreet.

Fact is , Kid before was drinking his heart out , but never buying 8.92 a drink. I know for a fact , a babe without a drink in her hand , feels naked and a loser. Kid should have bought her a drink , especially after all the mauling , but he didn't.

So my message to her was ... I might be an old geeser , but I aint a cheap Charlie ... would ya like to tap into my cash flow babe ?

She got a bottle of San Mig Light , same as I was drinking. Maybe she did that on purpose , dont know (same drink as me). Smiled at me and clashed her bottle against my glass , to which I said "Chong Gow" (thats how its sounds in Thai lads). Which means "Cheers" in Thai language. Put a bit of twang/lift in the 'gow' fella's.

I am thinking , now that she has got a dink , any sec she is off , but no she keeps standing next to me , and now he knows she is standing next to me , and she knows he knows , but she is not budging , cause he treated her like a piece of rag before.

I am thinking ‘strike while the iron is hot’ , Kid might come across and take her away from me. She is not the kind to resist , she goes with the flow. He only has to approach her and I think she would go with him. But if I get in first and say "let's go" , and take her hand she will go with the flow and come with me , I hope/pray.

I said "n'ng pahn baht" (Baht1000) "come with me" , with a smile on my dial. She smiled and nodded yes. Because of my age I had to mention money , had to let her know what was in it for her to walk out with a guy almost 4 times her age. Off we went. On the way out , and inside Spicy Kid got in our way , and couldnt believe what was happening. He just wanted to let her know he was still interested and that he preferred she doesnt go with me. But money talks. A 20/22yr old 8.92 is rejecting cute him for an old geeser. Cant be ? ! , thinks he. Got some learning to do that youngun : )

Well , the girl has got to survive somehow , and this old geeser is gonna help her do just that ... (Baht1000). So out of the way Kid. She did not hesitate or say anything to Kid , we hopped in a Tuk Tuk outside Spicy and sped off to my accom 3 mins away. Kid came outside Spicy , and watched us .. couldn't believe he had been out manoeuvred by someone who could be his grandpa. Money sonny , money : )

The girls have to eat and pay rent. They cant do that with only the kids spunk in their pussy. Need a bit more than that to survive : )

Whilst ogling 8.92 by the way , Rocket rejected my advances. Strange. Anyway hope she saw me walk out the door with something better. Rocket hesitated to make a move on me ... she who hesitates is lost.

Back in the room , sek excellent , she is very emotional girl , i could see before she had a kind heart. People with a heart can fuck. She asked if she could come to Chiangrai with me that day (it's already morning remember). Explained to her I get a plane to Bangkok in Rai same day , then home to my country. Not true of course. Wanted to put her off trailing me. Hit and run fella’s hit and run , no matter how nice the girl.

She actually was moist in the eyes when she left me. “You nice man” , now i don’t think people can fake crying . Lots of other things but not crying. I got a bit teary at this lovely girl showing emotion to a 73 yr old pervert. North is where its at folks (Rai/Mai) , forget the south , fuck the south. Where its at = more decent people , incl. chicks. Actually with hindsight , think she had financial troubles and saw potential in me to fix them. Hence teary when realised cannot fix financial troubles through me. Financial troubles cause she is always getting fucked by young falangs who pay little or nothing. A professional she is not , yet.

Got nice pics will put online one day , when i return to Mai and confirm she is no longer at Spicy , not before.

Lovely girl , lovely heart , short shorts , slim not medium , not bony , long legs , exceptional face. 8.92 looks , 9 performance , 9. 68 heart.

She asked for my email address I foolishly gave it to her. So you will hear more about ‘Heart’ in future. She will find I am faint hearted when it comes to sending chicks money : )
I think asking for my email address was her way of thinking she had not said goodbye to her Daddy forever. Not sure , who knows.

She was most impressed with Thommo the person , not his dick. And asked me “Why you different”. Different to that French tongue kissing Kid who never bought her a drink. He thought he could feel her arse , tongue kiss her all night long , in full view of others , take her home and fuck her for free. The simple answer is , I am not a teenager. Most prob do the same as him , at his age. Know better nowadays : )

I think she said ‘why you different’ cause what is happening .. young guys come to Thailand shag her brains out and give her nothing or next to nothing for the privilege. She is a giver , whoever wants to deep throat kiss her , man handle her , can , she doesn’t know how to refuse. Gets used , then meets kind , generous Thommo ... = “why you different”.

From time to time I thought at spicy she might be having a peek at me staring at her , wasn’t sure. In retro , think she was , ie , knew I was keen , bling and all. Bling Boy. Hence she purposely stood close to me when she returned and found Kid with another chick ? Doesnt matter , mission accomplished , but mistake in handing over my email address. Couldn’t refuse such a sweetie : )

 

11. Return to Chiangrai and then Bangkok :

So its 6.15am right now ..... 7.15am taxi arrives hope to hell i do not sleep through it = miss bus to Rai , then miss flight to Bangkok = yet another new ticket to purchase. No thanks.

Fond memories Chiangmai , incl. Miss Heart. I finished with a bang anyway. Kid will most probably screw her free of charge the very next night , and she might buy him beers with my money too : )

Did not lay down to rest , did things , packing , shower etc. Arranged taxi arrives (actual sedan , not tuk tuk) , off to bus terminal. In bus , conductor is a Katoey , nice one , conscientious , hard worker , very respectful. Even the katoeys in the north are better : )

Arrive sleepy Rai , eat , internet cafe. Get stuck with motorcyc , will not start. Guy comes out of Honda workshop replaces spark plug for free ! , up and away i go. Different attitude in the North folks.

Type the above out , go back to room , process/delete etc pics taken , maybe chance for 2 hr siesta , will see. Off to Bangkok tonight , arriving 11.15pm , video for sure this time. Hope i can squeeze in backstreet. Esc4 Backstreet videos lost somehow.

Charged video batteries for Backstreet. Showered , did other stuff. Motorcyc would not start again = bt150 hire , bt50 gasoline and bt100 tip before to Honda guy , which he did not want to accept , for getting cyc started again.

No sleep whatsoever , storm starts , cyc will not start again. Its stuffed. Got 6km use out of it for Bt300 , not good. Cheaper to catch tuk tuks.

Walked in rain to restaurant , eat up , no time for eating when i arrive in Bangkok . On arrival it will be a case of dump bags and off to back street/wherever. Now , back from Rai restaurant rushed finalising packing of bags , out the door. Get a lift to airport , with ge how (guest house) owners son.

At airport realise I am missing two mini locks for my bags. Cant check in unlocked bags , too many goodies inside them. Ring 'ge how' she says no locks , only two keys found in my room. I decide 10 mins later to make a dash back to ge how at bt400 return trip airport taxi , to see if keys are actually the locks I am looking for. Arrive at ge how and sure enough she has two mini locks in her hand. Back to airport , check in the bags , type this out.

I'd be lost without the Diary. Something to do at Airports : )

Twas thinking Rai is like Davao , nice girls but lacking the necessary pick up attitude. Whats the use of being in a town like that. Years ago I said on website Chiangmai is sister city of Cebu City , and it is. Big enough to be sinful , small enough to be provincial. Chiangrai , no.

Downgrade and ignore Rai for a few years methinks. Head to Mai to retire , and later to Rai to die. Rai is not for living , its for dying.

I was amazed at 'Heart' in Chiangmai (ex Spicy). I said I am off to Chiangrai , without hesitation she said “Can I come with you”. I get the feeling she is lost , doesn’t belong anywhere and the boys (mongers) are exploiting her good nature. She needs a Daddy , someone like Thommo.

Sorry honey , I do not need a sexy daughter right now.

Presume I will get some sad stories and money requests in due course. All I can do , via email , is be a substitute daddy to her and give her advice but not money. Once you start sending the money lads , it never ends. She'll fuck for free then and most probably with you , at my expense : )

The more guys sending money from overseas , and its on the increase I can tell you , the less they need money and so the less they engage in p4p (pay for play). Only handsome young guys will get sex , and for free , at the expense of older guys : )

Apart from key fiasco , I also left my best and only towel back at Mai. Bet the ge-how keeps it and hands it to me in 1/2yrs time when I return. Bet. Bigger risk with Flips. Buddhism requires Thais to hand over that towel to me when next I call : )

Time to board AirAsia ('Mafia' says Brit) to Bangkok.

Holy shit !

Think I have to change my name from Thommo to Tragic. Better still “Thommo d' Tragic". I certainly am a tragedy when on the road/travelling , the amount of stuff ups are just unbelievable ....

What just happened was ..... I switched on laptop , 35 more mins in batteries. Got both power points in room fully occupied , one charging up battery for mini still camera , the other charging up battery for vid.

Away I go catching up with my administrative duties typing out stuff.

I was totally focused and inside what I was typing. I was there re-living it as I typed it (boring , boring : ). Then , you know what happened don’t you ?

Yep your right , laptop crashed ..... batteries expired. I didn’t see it coming (focused on what I was typing too much). Should be a window comes up in ya face “2 mins to go , save it , or lose it”

Lost 45 mins of typing , gotta type it out all over again. To hell with that I am going to eat. Type that same stuff out again later on when I am in the mood for it. Leaving laptop on charge whilst out.

Life of a Tragic wasn’t meant to be easy , and it aint.

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Choose your Partners : ......

PARTNERS (above)

1. First on left , full of personality but only about one third of my age , need 25% : )

2. Third , last one on right , black dress : Great body , age approved , but not the girl next door look = "sorry" : )

3. One in the middle , pink top : Your looking at a man. Its a katoey/she man : )

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Exiting Chiangrai , cont'd :

Inside plane , departing for Bangkok .....

Inside plane a Thai lady , in perfect English , gives a Thai guy and his two companions , a mouth full/blast for standing in the aisle chatting about where they are going to sit. The guy was leaning all over seated lady. Guy and companions cop it , then get out of her way , and she gives them a departing salvo. Looks like her business trip to Rai was not a success : ) There are a few empty seats again , these cheap airlines should be full. I want budget airlines to be a success. Dont want to return to full fare airlines.

 

12. BANGKOK revisited :

Little over 60mins and we bump down in Bangkok 11pm. No stuff up at carousel this time. To taxi ticket counter. Driver is listening to me as I buy ticket , he sees I might be a difficult customer , ie , want to get value. Thats ok , better than starting off relationship as a soft tourist type , encouraging a rip off of one sort or another.

Put bags in back seat , he wants in boot. As much as I can I speak in Thai language to him = not sucker tourist and tell him I like putting bags on back seat. He shrugs his shoulder , I hop in back seat with bags = more control , ie , less chummy , than sitting in front with him , he’s my chauffer : ). Sit in front seat = chummy. Surprise he switches on meter , takes off and says , “Coupon please” , I reply , gently and calmly it belongs to me/its mine (not yours). “Yes Sir” he says and relents. Then he says in quite a non threatening way “No meter , you give me Bt400 I pay for tolls”. Knowing it costs less than that I say , ‘I like meter’. He says , “Yes Sir” in respectful but not slavish way.

Turns out he is a good guy , good conversationist , learnt stuff from him eg latest on Red Shirts , their background , motives etc. Mostly political. If you ask taxi drivers how many kids they've got = soft spot and showing you care/interested = less likely to have problems along the way (long route etc).

Pleasant drive , pleasant driver. He knew where he stood with me. I’m the buyer = I am the boss.

Arrive at destination Suk 3/4 area. Give him tip. To regular accom , got a room , thank God. Red Shirts and recent Songkran (Water Wars) to thank for that , maybe. Drop bags , grab vid and still camera , out door I go , no time to waste , only two nights in Bangkok. Short one tonight and full one tomorrow night.

Peak inside Beer Garden , only about 20/30 girls there. Off to Soi 4 and scene of my previous video crimes (Esc4). Along the way , odds side , Starbucks etc street hookers , surprised to see so many African women , many fat and ugly , standing on footpath soliciting. Some white foreigners tasting the merchandise (tongue kissing) in full view of rest of us , presumably drunk guys.

So there is the Russian invasion , now the African one. Waiting for the Western Woman invasion. Thats when we book a ticket to Whorist Heaven .... Thais and Flips only there : )

Cross over intersection onto Soi4/SoiNana .. pass Morning and Night Bar , full as usual , then Big Dog , but eyes straight ahead at the spot I occupied on the footpath previous trip Esc4. Kitchen tables on the footpath etc. Head straight for the woman who was running the show then. She was sitting on the steps in front of Indian tailors shop (closed at night) with a 2.3 hooker who has seen better days and better face.

I front up to Mumma and say , “do you remember my hansum face” , she turned to hooker and said ‘what did he say’ , I don’t hestitate or wait , keen to re-enact my video spying , up the two steps I go and sit at one of her foldable tables and chair , order San Mig Light. Girl goes off to 7/11 and buys retail for Bt30 comes back and sells to me Bt80. She tried Bt100 , I countered with Bt80 just under what other actual bars with fans and air con 5 mtrs away , are selling their drinks.

It wasn’t the face it was the order of San Mig Light which she does not stock , plus fact I sat in same seat I sat every time last trip , that jogged her memory. It’s hard to forget a hansum face : )

Whilst knocking down two SM’s I notice to my left someone in the corner of my eye higher than me , in a more elevated position. Now , I am two steps up elevated , but I see a guy sitting at a bar next door , facing the street about 4 more steps elevated. This is not right , Thommo is supposed to be above the masses looking down at his subjects , not the other way around.

I now get up and leave , to pounce , leave mumma and her kitchen tables , take up position at that properly furnished bar. Far superior spot , heads of folks passing by are at my feet level. Tip generously ie Bt20 each time I order a drink , ordering Tonic Water now , my body does not want alcohol at this point of time. Tip generously so that when i pull out the video there will be no murmuring or questions from waitresses etc. Baht20 buys authority : )

After girl has got two tips from me , and thus I have established my authority with her , out comes the video and I start shooting. Great location. I don’t know why I did not see this spot on previous trip. Although hookers around me are not doing much , good insight into roadside hookers on the other side of the road , out front of Nana.

I press start recording button and turn to waitress and keep her and friends mind off camera. Don’t want them yelling out to hookers “he is filming you” , like that one in Pattaya did Esc4. She has since be fired , as predicted. It doesnt pay to mess with Thommo : )

Well , not a lot happened I can tell you that much fella’s , but at least got something for my ‘collection’. Unfortunately my newly adopted bar closes 2am , not forgetting I did not get to accom from airport until 12midnight.

1.50am I grab a taxi to Back Street , 10/15mins away. Arrive , numbers down , quality down. Perhaps I should have kept drinking beer back at Soi4. The Tonic Water has sobered me up. My sober rating of backstreet girls .. 5’s and 5.5’s in the main , some 6’s , no 7 - 9. And of course there is no such thing as a ten fella’s. Never give a girl a '10'. You have got nowhere to go after that : )

Most importantly , Contact I nurtured previous trip in Backstreet is not there. Unfortunate , I was going to find out through her if I could openly video. It’s dark in back street , I’m the only falang , gotta tread carefully. No contact so no video-ing.

Nothing happening , very few cars trolling by , scene rather dormant.

Back to Soi 4 , nothing happening. Off season , volcanic ash (Europe flights cancelled) , Red Shirts , recession lingering on = not lively. 2.30am back to room , 3am sleep , 6am up and at em again.

 

13. LAST MOMENTS BANGKOK :

So tonight I will check Back Street again , and maybe take up that elevated position at newly found bar , too.

Check my Cebu Pacific ticket. Know I am travelling to Manila on Monday. Told travel agent in Chiangmai , stay in Bangkok Saturday and Sunday , to manila Monday.

Drama again :

Look at ticket .... hey , I am travelling to Manila on Monday , yes 40 mins after midnight Sunday , but I have to go to airport today Sunday by 9pm ! Oh dear nearly repeated same mistake as in Esc4. So next to nothing last night , and no tonight , Sunday , in Bangkok. Bummer. Will I ever learn.

To Robinsons shopping for replacement towel left behind in Chiangmai. Had about another 2/3 hours sleep. Did some things , shower etc. I ask front desk train station for MBK (forgotten name) to buy a spare leather bag .... she said “Red Shirts , can not go” (into that area of Bgk)

Nana Hotel buffet today a little bit greasy , off to Atlanta Hotel I go around 4pm. But along the way a slim European type 22yr old male timidly approaches me. He doesnt like to beg , but he is going to beg right now , to me.

He tells me his backpack sitting next to him on train Nana Station (short distance away) was grabbed by a Thai , the moment the train doors opened. He said "everything inside , passport , money , air ticket , clothes" etc. Could I give him Baht300 to buy a phone card and phone someone to rescue him , presumably back home in Europe ?. Now , I do not have a lot of Thai baht on hand cause leaving the country , and I am not sure if I am being duped or not.

Told him leaving country not much Thai currency on me. He said "OK Baht150 if you can". I gave him Baht150. Later on , I regretted not giving him the Bt300 , cause I tell you , very few if any falangs will give a guy approaching them on the street any money. But he looked young inexperienced and innocent. Possibly he was robbed , so I compromised and gave him Baht150. What would you have done ?

After giving him the Baht150 he asked me what country I came from. Told him. Maybe I will get a mention in the New Years Honours list , especially The Queens ? He thanked me and gingerly walked off.

Arrive at my destination , Atlanta Hotel. The usual large , “No sex tourists allowed” sign out the front. This sex tourist (Thommo) enters and eats great food , then out the door I go.

Stopped at Annies Massage Parlour on the way back to my accom. Met Aey Manager , and Annie founder of mp and mother of Aey. Had a beer. Annie (about 65yrs old) takes me inside Pond with the girls and lets me see what they are seeing through glass window .... nothing , its one way. How about that girls staring at nothing all day long. They have to look outwards so guys can see their faces etc. Said hello to girls coming in and going out of Pond. Then the one who Aey said teaches girls how to fuck n suck , takes me and shows me room that girls and guys fuck in. That ‘teacher’ is a giant , big and strongly constructed , think it might be a katoey. Katoey teaching girls how to fuck ?

Had nice chat with Annie and a little bit with Aey who is very busy counting money , lots of money. Six inch stack high of big notes. Daily cash flow must be enormous. For the girls and management the place has a family feel about it. But not for the customer , very business like. That was my impression anyhow.

Out the door I go and take up a seat at Golden Bar , an appendix to Nana Hotel. Top spot vacant (early in the night). Switch on video camera but nothing happening , absolutely nothing. Had a front row seat , shows potential for another trip , but those kind of seats are usually taken , especially later on. So I have got a newly found bar for video-ing hookers outside Nana and Golden Bar for video-ing hookers outside NEP. But really nothing much happens at either. Walking Street Pattaya for the action , but no action there this time cause of water wars (Songkran).

Chatted with a German guy sitting right next to me at Golden Bar , was tempted to stay on and risk being late for my plane but German pulled out a cigar , wind blew cigar smoke right into my face. Out of there I go.

Selling Cialis Everywhere you go , guys selling Cialis/Viagra , this one Soi.4 outside NEP entrance. He starts out smiley (good english too) but ends up nasty if you do not buy from him. Avoid , him and all other street sellers. You can buy that stuff from Pharmacy nearby. Walk up to Sukhumvit Road intersection , and you can turn left to Pharmacy or right to Pharmacy (evens side of road). Both stock the stuff , no prescription needed. No need to take a risk with street sellers products. Might make you sick. Worse still you might walk around the streets for the next 2/3 days with a 'woody' : )

Back to accom , final packing , exit . Lady who I suspect is sister of Thai owner , spoke very nicely to me , but that was not the case when she first spoke to me day before. Reason she spoke nicely ? In front of her , I gave the other Front Desk Lady a cheap unique gift before checking out.

Sister lady thinks .. heart , falang has heart , ok we treat him with respect : ). Trouble with the sour faced Thais they think I am the same as all other falangs , not so , there is only one Thommo , right ? : )

 

14. TO BANGKOK AIRPORT AND DRAMA :

In the taxi , smooth trip , no tolls , and overall bt130 cheaper than with previous taxi going the toll/express way. Young educated driver who speaks good english and knows falangs do not like rip off drivers = I give him a tip.

Inside airport I park opposite check in bag board. I see at the check in board they list Athens as 'HJ' = hand job I suppose. And they list my Cebu Pacific flight as 'F' = fuck I suppose , makes sense ... Phils for fucks : )

Then I remember you can not trust these check in boards , enter check in area itself , sit opposite check in counters and wait for Cebu Pacific to appear above the counter. Does , check in went smoothly. Pretty Thai girl in great uniform , I tell her so , she liked it (compliment re uniform). It’s another way of saying “I’d like to shag you” , and they know it.

To Mr Lee Restaurant (Esc 4 and now 5 , same place , power point for my laptop : ) for tea and tuna sandwich and type the above out. Looks like I am going to catch CP flight without any hassles this time : )

Miss La Cafe is waiting for me. Get her to do dirty dancing in my room and video her , plus some still shots. Both her and girlfriend ‘Miss 1st Runner Up’. They will work better together , including fucking I suppose. Never tried a threesome , good time to do so , before I lose my prostate , two very pretty girls who are best of friends. Way to go !

About ten DIA girls are eagerly awaiting my arrival in Tomtown too. Have changed the ETA two times now , keep messaging them so they do not give up. No time for ten of them , only got about five days max in Tomtown , then back home I go. Two girls a day x 5 days ? Problem is I have selected non whores , first the interview , then the softening up , then the insertion of dicky bird.

Think I will give unsuccessful interviewees P200 (U$5) for ‘taxi’ to ease the pain of rejection. Bet they look different to pics. Bet they reckon I look different too. Pic they see of me on DIA was taken 20 odd years ago ! But we have a relationship now , average of say 7/10 messages to and fro = lovers. Love finds a way : )

Pace will pick up now , can work faster with Flips .. no language barriers and less of a cultural barrier , ie , normally faster fucks than non hooker Thais. Non hooker Thais are basically "mission impossible".

Need to check out that elusive native bar in Manila , got the info via email now. And couple of massage parlours too. La Cafe will be my bread and butter entertainment. Gonna sit downstairs for first time. Sir Lance-a-lot recommends it. He should know , he has lanced a lot (seen the pics) , especially La girls , where he has reputation of ‘Butterfly’ already , methinks. The girls can butterfly all they like , screw with hundreds of different guys (customers) but the guys no. Work that out : ) Lance is currently in Angeles screwing top liner P3000 girls , whilst waiting for the volcanoe ash (Europe) to settle. “Someones gotta do it”.

Thailand ? Well , once I got away from the South and arrived in North different altogether. They offer things for free on occasions , nothing like that in the South.

More hardcore in Pattaya and Bangkok = faster sex. North suits my tempo (age).

I am almost suffering from too much this/that (not sex : ). Just about had my fill , but wont be back maybe for a year , so better keep at it. Phils here I come.

Settle down at Mr Lee’s airport restaurant/snack joint , typing diary out. Had a lot to type. Got access to a power point at Lee‘s. Determined to finish notes before boarding plane.

DRAMA ... again :

Finished typing , looked at watch. Holy Hell its 12 midnight. Cebu Pacific quite clearly state , they do not accept passengers after 12.25 midnight for this flight. Throw stuff in my bag any which way , hand restaurant too much for bill , didn’t stop , no time for change , some distance to elevator , up to floor 4 , walk briskly 200 mtrs to Immigration.

Long queues , Ive now got 20mins left. Picked the shortest queue , but even so there are ten people in front of me and the immigration is going at a snails pace. Thai officials check thoroughly and no one will hurry them I timed the immi officer processing my queue , 2 mins per person x 10 persons = 20 mins and I have yet to put my bags (hand carry , laptop , day bag) through x ray machines , be frisked etc , then long walk (run) to actual departure lounge.

I am going to miss the plane again , and after paying premium P21,ooo for the ticket.

I see a woman in uniform lurking behind the immigration booths. Waved at her x 2 times she did not see me either time. Third time she saw me and called me forward. I explained my situation “going to miss plane”. She looked at boarding pass and said ‘You’ve got time’. I turned around and counted to ten , and said the official (one I was queueing for ) takes 2 mins to process each person , 10 people in front of me = 20 mins = miss plane.

She directs me behind a vacant booth and takes up position there , asks for my passport etc and processes it in about 60 secs flat. Big thanks , off I go , another queue of about 30 people for x ray machine .... I am doomed.

Said to myself , "there is no way I am going to miss this plane" , took the initiative and walked quickly past everyone in the queue , got to front and whilst throwing my bags on the conveyer belt said "Sorry I am going to miss my plane" , tapping my watch in the process , for those who might not understand english. No one complained. Even if they had , I wasn't going to miss my plane. Only prob if a narky Thai official told me to go back to end of queue I would have been a goner. That didnt happen , although they were witness to my antics.

Through the x ray machines , then a mad rush down to departure lounge , long way off. Did not dare look at watch. Had the laptop and small day bag hanging from my neck , plus the carry on bag , totalling 11kgs. The two bags flapped from side to side , didnt look pretty but gotta get that plane.

Just as well I do a bit of exercise back home. Couple of Cebu Pacific girls met me early on in my dash "Cebu Pacific" ? they say. Yes , says I. "Better hurry" they say. Think that is what I am doing babes : )

Finally enter departure lounge , last six people still exiting , so I am going to make it. To toilet (bursting cause drank two beers at Mr Lee's and emotional now). When I came out of toilet , departure lounge was empty , no other passengers , no official staff. Have I missed the plane cause I went to the toilet ?

Through the open glass doors , at least not locked. Down the empty tunnel I go , and at end some twenty metres away I see a chain across an open door , with a sign on it. Eyesight not the best , cant read it from that distance. Dont tell me they have a ‘no more passengers’ sign across the entrance ? Decided then and there I would duck under chain and force my way into the plane , if that was the case.

Blind Freddie (me) gets close enough to read sign and it says “this way” with an arrow to an opening on my left. Down I go next 'tunnel' , no one there again but I can see the plane door at the end and its open , one official guy standing next to it.

He will not slam it shut on me , I will make sure of that : ) Run again , down the slope (small plane). As I put my first step in plane , official leans around behind me and pulls the planes door shut , and within a min or two we were taxi-ing out to the take off strip.

Phew , just made it. Blame this diary , time ran away with me , typing diary back at Mr Lees. Mainly cause I had a power point. If I was typing on battery , outcome might have been different : )

I stayed awake during entire trip , did things , was occupied. Just before landing they came down the aisle chasing sales ... “Snacks for sale , chips , drinks”. I said to filipino steward : ‘I’ll have bacon and eggs , 2 pieces of toast and hot tea thanks' : )

 

15. BACK TO PHILIPPINES :

Arrive Manila 5am , long time waiting for bags . Change money , then out the door to yellow taxis , another good driver. Nothing but good drivers this trip , must change my website comments re Manila taxi drivers : ) Good drivers in Thailand too. Must change my notes there too.

7am I am in new accom , Amazonia , cost more but better for shaggin the likes of Miss La Cafe. Crashed , woke up 1pm.

Asked Front Desk if Sir Lancelot (Designer and graphics new whorist.com website) was at the hotel. She said “The young handsome guy”. I said yes , she said , with great emotion I might add , “He checked out at 12noon”. Says I : ‘What room did he have’. It was the room directly opposite mine 1 mtr away from my door. Hows that , he checks out 12 mid day , I sleep till 1pm and neither of us knew that we were 1 metre apart. No doubt whilst I was sleeping he was shagging. Someones gotta do it : )

Ate at G Spot , then off to a particular native sexy dancer joint , that I found on Internet. One hour in taxi , hot , humid , and no result again. To Cebu Pacific confirm excess babage fee to Tomtown , to Supermarket for Tonic Water , nil , to National Book Store for x 10 more of those ball pens , d best. Then phone to Tomville accommodation (Tomtown) reserve room , my favourite not avail , but they know my ways there , that's the main thing , so I take any room. Next on list , phone Miss La Cafe , arranged her to call at my room.

Rest one hour , shower , tap on the door Miss La Cafe 30 mins early. I open door , but see someone different to what I had seen before , in she comes. I said "your hair , you've changed your hair". “Yes” she says (and for the worse honey). Check out her legs. Sorry fella’s I have to downgrade her from 9 to a 7. Must have been the alcohol , when I first met her : )

Sober now , broad daylight (strong white light) , nice chick , especially cause she is non commercial , innocent to mongers ways (almost) etc but she is not sexy. Sweet attractive girl without a scrap of sexiness in her. No vibes coming from her to me that she wants to shag ,and vice versa (me to her).

She is actually a bit shorter than what I thought too. On my first meet with her , I was sitting down at La Cafe and she was standing over me. Now I am not sitting down , she is rather small girl , not medium size as I thought.

Imagined before I'd get sexy videos and pics of her dancing etc. But she wouldn’t know how , would need a lot of prompting etc and wonder why the hell I wanted such stuff. She is pretty gullible and naive.

So plans of video out the window. Plans of fucking her also out the window , she just is not sexy. Gave her small gifts purchased in Thailand , some pesos for rice and out the door she goes (with my new cellphone number unfortunately).

Front desk calls me on phone .... Sir may I allow the girl to go now. I said : “She tried to murder me , call the Police”. Receptionist had a good laugh over the phone.

Went to Receptionist later on she commented that the girl was very pretty (Miss La). I said “When do you think I should marry her”. She said : ‘Tomorrow’. So its on , and as a consequence , a brilliant whoring career is about to end.

Typed the above out , put on some good clothes , out the door I go to Internet Cafe then check out Roman Suites Massage joint , then maybe call into La Cafe and stake out the bottom feeders bar/snakepit. I'm always upstairs , but this time , on advice of Heir Apparent/Sir Lance , I will check out d’ Snakepit properly.

If I bump into Miss La , so long as I have had a few beers , she will look good again , I suppose : ) Got some pics of her by the way , she is cute , new to the trade and has yet to harden up. Right now she is the 'fall in love' type. But not with me I suspect , she was 'cold' in my presence.

Do we need love , or do we need sex ? To each his own : )

OK out the door I go , first Internet Cafe , then La Cafe firstly to eat upstairs. Quality of girls is quite good upstairs nice to see Western foreigners outnumbering the Koreans for a change.

La (Cafe) sales girls gravitate to me cause I am the lonely lamb , on my own all the time. I tell them “Come back when I am drunk , you can not sell anything to me whilst I am sober”. I’m always smiling by the way , not talking aggressively to anyone. Came here to have fun.

One respectable sales girl seems to think I am worth working on for a date outside working hours. She tells me “Boom boom ta’rat ta’rat” (a is pronounced .... aa = ta’raat). I repeat it back to her , 7’s and 8’s La hooker girls sitting near me giggle. I ask waitress what does it mean ? She says “sex”.

I say ‘oh you are bad girl’. She says “not bad girl , why are you always alone”. I said ‘ako pangit’ = I am ugly. And so on. These same lines I have been using for the last 20/30yrs : )

No tea , so x 3 hot coffees. Got a cold (water festival) , want a hot drink , not a cold (beer) one. Fan rooms are best when ya got a cold , and I have got a fan room. Air con = cold gets worse.

Downstairs to the La Snakepit , to check out Lance’s theory of upstairs girls can be found soliciting downstairs also. Spent about 45 mins or more down stairs saw an occasional 7 , but they are few and far between. Reckon snake pit is largely 3’s – 5’s , small number of 6’s and not much in the way of 7’s. Maybe Lance drinks more beer than me ? : )

You know , if your new to the Philippines they are all 7’s , as time goes by you get fussy and hard to find a 7 or 8. Problem is , as time goes by ya get older too , but money can fix any problem in the Phils. To avoid rejection , I try the smile/joking strategy , then the money , in that order.

7’s and 8’s see ya entertaining the sales girls or waitresses and so give you a chance. If your 50 plus upstairs and operate like a whoremonger looking for a whore , very doubtful you will succeed with those fussy upstairs girls.

Sitting downstairs I get approached too much by 1’s to 3’s and beyond. Plenty in their forties. This insults me. Dont they know being a 73yr old is not a handicap , its an advantage. Girls think “He’ll half fuck me once , fall asleep , and then give me a big bundle of money next morning”. If your in 50’s/60’s/70’s you can get the nice ones if your half nice yourself and do not approach them as prostitutes.

If your in your 20’s ... 40’s right now , nice to know the future , eh ? You have a life long career as a whoremonger before you , shagging girls who are not even born yet : )

Sitting on the snakepit bar stool I decide to make a dash to Tomtown a day early , that is , tomorrow morning , not this same morning now , too late for that. Staying in Manila for an extra 24hrs beyond that , will be a waste , got some nice DIA talent waiting for me in Tomtown.

Depends how much Cebu Pacific are going to charge for a date change. Few short days to go , cant afford to waste one extra day in Ermita/Manila. Remember the Beatles , they said “Drop a bomb on it” (Manila). Yeh they should wreck the place and start all over again. Rats , geez you see some big rats scampering around the Ermita streets. Broad daylight too.

Back in my room and it's almost 1am , to CP Office 8am and see if I can catch a flight to Tomtown tomorrow Tuesday. This will allow me to also make a dash to Davao later in the week , to see Sexy Dancer comp , street hookers etc. Might be a video opportunity or two there. Video lacking this trip.

On the bed 1am , up off the bed 3.15am. No rest for the wicked.

Well I have been here there and everywhere. In eleven days , two countries incl. Manila Phils , Pattaya in the South , Chiangrai in the extreme North , Chiangmai , Chiangrai , Bangkok in the South , then back to Manila. Averaging about 1.75 days per town/city. The Headless Chook is alive and well.

No sitting around for Thommo. I do plenty of that back home. Dont travel overseas to sit around and do nothing ... and do no-one. Only Miss Heart to my credit so far , the end is nigh : )

And the actual reason for so much movement ? , I am looking for special experiences. Getting wet every day in Pattaya wasn’t what I was looking for : ) Surveying Chiangmai and meeting Miss Heart pretty good. Almost missing the plane at Bangkok .. memorable : )

Looks like I am now depending on my old friend Tomtown to deliver something special. Last night narrowed my focus to two Tomtown DIA girls , both look deliciously vulnerable. One looks like she has a hot body and vulnerable look. The other is total vulnerability. I like the prospect of power over someone , but I do it in a nice way : )

And yes , I will audio record any DIA girls I meet. It will give you an idea of how yours truly works. Interesting for those who have never been to the Philippines I suppose. You will hear how they conduct themselves , their vulnerability and also the powerful voice of the dominant player , yours truly , and his unique brand of bullshit.

Can’t be the dominant one in Thailand. Thais have an independent streak , can be the Master of all I survey in Phils though. I like being the Master. An insignificant person back home , VIP in a place like Philippines .. I like it.

If you want to feel a VIP , head for the Philippines : ) ,

Problem is , there always is “back to reality” , return to the real world where I am a very small fish in a very large Pond.

Right now , transfer some pics from mini camera to computer , try again transferring video I have got to computer also , although times before I did that , got a serious virus warning and then laptop crashed. Take a risk with vids and try and transfer again ? Here I go .....

Set it all up , but did not attempt transfer , worried about loosing vids in camera itself. Nothing much in camera except for a brilliant Pattaya dance scene , classic , good story goes with it. Funny one , funny for me anyway.

By the way , must tell ya .... you remember , Miss La Cafe went from a 9 to a 7 , moment I opened the door. Then when I picked up mini camera , she muttered “camera” , didn’t look too happy at the prospect of being photo’d methinks. Before she could say “no picture” I snapped her twice. First shot bad , she was still feeling uncomfortable about being photo’d , I think. Asked her to relax , she did and 2nd shot ok.

Seemed normal when she looked at the pics in camera. Did not ask me to delete , did not ask why I took the pics. Even so , I will wait until I think she no longer operates out of La Cafe before putting online. And will not call her Miss La Cafe either , cause photogenically , she slipped from a 7 to 6.25. Does not photo all that well. Being uncomfortable with the process would have affected the chemistry within her body and thus quality of the shot I suppose. Sorry Miss La , desperate for pics , don’t meet that many chicks nowadays. Entering the retirement phase of my career. Need some pics to take with me to Whorist Heaven , and show Ol Joe : )

 

16. MANILA

You know what , its 5.10am in the morning at 5.05 door opened across the corridor. Ive got my door fully open cause there is no window and air is not fresh. Out of corner of eye I see and hear a guy and chick coming out of the room , having just finished a short time (sex).

They pass by , 5.10am after saying goodbye to ‘customer’ out the front of the building , chick backtracks and must have asked Reception if she could make a phone call in the same room she had been occupying with that guy. Especially if her and companion finished before the allotted time she has every right to occupy that room to the time limit.

So there she is , out of the corner of my eye , whilst I type non stop , opening fully her door , hoping that I will look up.

Just as I typed ‘price’ she closes the door behind her , stops at my open door and says “hello” , I continue typing , do not look up , and nod my head ‘no’ , letting her know not interested , she moves on. Her voice was a 4 : ) I suppose now the Receptionist is going to ask me why I knocked back an 8.89 ?

Devious eh , farewells the guy front of building down below , and quickly returns to seduce the Lonely Lamb , me , but I am a wake up to these chicks. Nothing worse than fucking a chick 5 secs after being fucked by someone else. Think it was Filipino to Filipino , and going on my observations to date , at this place of accommodation which doubles up as a short time hotel , the Flip boys can not afford anything above a ‘4’. Anyway , she had a 4 voice : )

Even then , where do the Filipino guys get the money P600 for the room , plus say P500 for the girl = about 5 days x 10hrs per day , basic pay. Would you work 50hrs to screw a 4 ? Soos Maria , I know I would not. Maybe she wasnt a four , a ten maybe ? : )

Nice to have that little interlude on video camera eh ? Hidden vid camera’s , thats another one : ) Anyway , I have not tarnished my virtuous reputation at Amazonia , might screw the Receptionist yet : ) Cleaning staff and receptionist are interested in me , cause they see I am a lonely lamb without a woman. Their maternal instinct kicks in : )

Planning to hit Cebu Pacific Office nearby at 8am. If cant get etd change by then think I am stuck in Manila. Right now will pre pack about 75% of my stuff just in case I get lucky and have to make a dash to the airport.

Excitement (at long last) :

Did not pre pack lazy , laid down on the bed for a 1 hour kip 6am. Couldnt sleep , got a brilliant idea .... why not get a taxi to Angeles , say 1pm today , Sir Lancelot said in one of his emails he took pics freely at various ‘show’ gogo’s there , plus reckons there might be a chance for a bit of video-ing too.

Take pics whatever all night long Angeles then return to my digs in Manila by say 9am , pack bags , could pre pack before Angeles actually , off to airport in Manila and Tomtown ? And this will will help me retain my status as the Headless Chook too.

No need to pay for a hotel in Angeles , night owl stuff. Arrive shagged in Tomtown tomorrow afternoon admittedly , but when ya gotta go , ya gotta go.

But what happens if Angeles mob do not let me in the door with my $2,200 video camera ? I have got no where to store the thing. Locked out of the gogo’s ? Work that one out fella’s. Reckon I am pretty good at sneaking through doors , will give it a try. Nothing ventured , nothing gained. Wanna get Blow Row girls on video too , if pos , hence 1pm take off ex Ermita.

Thinking to myself ... ok 6am off to Internet Cafe get relevant info from Sir Lancelots recent email and whorist.com website , eat , stand by roadside Ermita , flag down a nice looking taxi , make him an offer he can not refuse (to Angeles). I have come alive again , found a nice project to occupy my time.

Better than queuing up at Cebu Pacific Office Ermita for ages , paying them P1600 or more penalty for change of flight , rushing off to airport etc.

In addition to Internet research , fully charging of 4 sep batteries is necessary (2 vid , 2 still) but not too early , just before I catch the taxi 1pm.

Exit door go to Reception pay one more day so they do not panic when I am absent from my room long period. She reckons I have already paid up to 12n tomorrow , reckon I have not. I don’t say anything.

Get ripped off from time to time , my turn to rip someone off , and a millionaire at that ... owner of Amazonia. Guy who owns this joint must be rolling in it. This Receptionist goes off duty in 15 mins , later on I will enquire with new receptionist have I paid up to 12n tomorrow. I have only one receipt for one days payment. Reckon they are wrong , but I will take it.

Thinking now , why wait and eat at G Spot , why not take off as soon as batteries are charged ? Oh , I know , cause by time I start videoing the batteries will be down again. Dont hold their charge. Gotta time it close to ‘action’ (videoing time).

Life of a Mockumentary Maker wasn’t meant to be easy. Most prob could charge batteries at Margarita Station wherever , but then I have to carry power leads , battery charge platform , separate charge lead etc around with me. Entering gogo doors with a lot of paraphernalia will not work. Gotta have a good think about the time that I depart Manila , don’t want to be caught in 4/5pm heavy traffic Manila end either.

Fella’s , I am typing down just about everything. A long yawn I know , but someones gotta do it : )

Think it will be interesting reading for those who have never ventured to Thailand/Phils. An insight into what goes on , minute by minute , when your like me (not your typical testosterone loaded monger) pervin observin overseas.

Amongst the yawn , there is a gem or two , yes/no ?

Surprised at the energy I have got , considering my age , especially cause of the fact that I have a heavy cold (water wars pattaya) , and the continual travelling involved. Why do I have so much energy overseas when I have so little back home ?

Motivation , thats what. I am motivated when I am in amongst the Molls. They fascinate me , including for example , the sneaky little effort by the ‘4’ rated hooker at my door , 5am this morning , backtracking on her customer and trying to secure innocent me. The cheek of her. Can imagine it now , when she’s back at home telling her folks ... “He didn’t even look at me”. Someone pipes up : “Must have been gay” : )

Ive now typed 69 computer pages. 69 , how appropriate. Might make a hundred yet. Someone had better read this : )
I’ve had more than one guy email me before this trip saying they want a full ‘blow by blow’ (one guys expression) account of Escape 5 , not a shortened account. Your getting it right now fella’s and how. You owe me a beer or two I reckon. SM Light thanks.

OK , 7am to internet get relevant info. Gotta make a decision about etd Manila. Dont want to be wandering around Angeles in the hot mid day sun ‘homeless’ (no room) , don’t want to be involved in Manila traffic getting out of the city , and yet want to have time enough to cover the gogo subject relatively well. I like my challenges.

Off to Int Cafe , see what Sir Lancelot recommended in his emails for video ing , taking pics , then have a look at whorist.com website and list places I should personally visit for updating purposes. Life of a 73yr old deviate was not meant to be easy.

 

17. ANGELES city of angels

OK so decision made .. off to Angeles today , return Mla 2/3am on local air con bus Dau bus terminal (not swagman not southern cross .... arrive in Manila too late with them). Have a nap , wake up and to airport for Tomtown.

Decided not to go by taxi , but to go by bus. At Swagman Hotel 5/7 min walk away , had brekky , very good indeed , the best in Phils for a long time and price more than reasonable P125 half what others are charging , recommended. La Cafe double that price and very ordinary presentation and ordinary food. Off to Angeles we go. Bus parked near hotel , mostly old geesers enter bus with me ... poor girls they have to shag with this lot. Do not think of myself as old , cause I rarely look in the mirror , plus I have my 'fashion statements' and bling : )

Bus conductress comes along asking which accommodation ,ie, drop off point. Approached geeser opposite the aisle to me who said “San Miguel”. She said no , where do you want to be dropped off. I chipped in and said to him : ‘At least you have got your priorities right , beer first’.

He was a smiley Frenchman with a heavy accident , around 67 at a guess. Balding hair , long nose , happy as Larry. The kind of guy who enjoys himself wherever he is regardless of whether others around him are enjoying themselves. I said , why you visit Angeles , to see the volcano ? “Yes” says the Frog (frenchman). Dont think he understood the question. Wanted him to start talking about the girls , but he didn’t get it.

Further on , said to him : “See you tonight , I will get drunk , and have a fight”. He keeps smiling , doesn’t get involved , and wonders to himself “what have I got here”. Truth is he most probably doesn’t understand what I am saying. Best to smile in that situation : )

I am playing to the other guys around me (seats) too. Come on fella’s break it up , have a party , life is too short to go through it like a daily routine , especially if your heading to the best Supermarket of Sex ..... AC.

Turns out Frenchy gives me some good tips , best one , don’t go to Margarita Station , go to Kokomo’s.

Finally arrive at Angeles City. Nothing wrong with the bus trip. I do not need accommodation , just surveying until early hours of the morning then returning on a 'native' bus.

Take up position at a great spider and fly spot Kokomo’s , an elevated long strip of a bar overlooking street and passing hookers etc. Spy a nice mini skirted girl to my right on Koko’s premises , call her forward. She’s attractive , got brains and personality. Many of them have brains but what they lack is common sense. Intelligence without commonsense is a deadly mix : )

Took pics of her , very photogenic , straight away thought of former , Miss La Cafe , formerly 9 , then 7 , now after looking at pic of this new one , Miss La is 5.75 ..... she is slipping down down and away. And don’t forget , right now , I am cold sober , drinking hot tea and or tonic water , no alcohol. This new one would be a solid 6.5 off camera , a 8 on camera. Photogenic , good karma between her and camera’s.

Miss La has probs with camera’s , better off camera than on camera. Better off with her clothes too possibly.

Prices better here , Tonic Water P55 , in Manila P65/95. Drinking lots of it and hot tea day time. Alcohol night time.

Gotta get my priorities right , visited Blow Row/BJ Street ... A Santos Street , right next to Koko’s. Twas a bit disappointed , girls and mama-sans were not chirpy , bit on the sad side. Some foreigner customers in particular an African American also a bit glum. Nothing to tempt me to enter any of the BJ bars , 3-4's only sighted. They are not getting anywhere near my cock : )

Only about 3/5 bj bars in total. They are the first ones you see , on right.

AC is teeming with oldies (mongers). Think they should name it the “AC Retirement Village”. The last stopover on planet earth , before being launched towards Whorist Heaven ?

Anyway the government should offer attractive packages including a photo album of all the girls you get under the package. Additional charge for the Final Solution , peaceful exit to the Promised Land (Whorist Heaven).

Neat and tidy , nicely organised. A ‘life plan’.

After BlowRow I walked the walk and surveyed the accommodation scene for website purposes. Plenty of options close to the action , only problem , popular ones have no vacancy , even though its off season. Testimony to Angeles popularity.

One in particular stood out , Anchorage Inn Hotel. Geez , what a terrible entrance. The floor has broken up into pieces , and no one seems to care. Woman at Front Desk , if you could call it that , was very pleasant , but not dressed for the job and lots of kids hanging off her. Guy comes and takes me to the cheapest rooms P1000 , respectable enough , but don’t think even hookers would like to be shagged at this place. Definitely not something they would boast about to their peers. “Where did he stay” says one , “Orchid Inn” says the hooker , not willing to admit staying at downmarket Anchorage.

The kind of place where peep holes would not be all that surprising. Do they have vacancies ? Sure do : )

Where am I staying ? Nowhere , blow in mid day, catch a bus out when I have finished assessing AC’s perv observ potential. Reckon I will be returning to Manila around 2/3am in the morning via ‘native’ bus ex Dau bus terminal.

Arrived with a small leather day bag (specs , notes , pen , notebook etc) and bag with vid camera in it , thats all. No travel bags. Kept my room back in Ermita , as you know.

Had a look at Margarita Station , unimpressive from the outside , railway station look about it , inside quite large , incl. bar and pool tables. Why bother , Koko’s is the one as per Frenchy’s reco. Grinning Frenchy knows a thing or two. Bet he gets his nookie at bargain basement prices too. Girls would like him ... he smiles a lot.

Oh shit , guy sitting next to me at bar strip overlooking Fields , pathetic. Poor guy is so desperate for companionship/friends he is telling go between (not girl friend) ... “I trust you , I will send you money”. The poor guy is most probably socially dysfunctional back home and needs to purchase friends.

Little does he know once he starts sending money , the ‘Caribou’ , ‘sick mother in hospital’ , ‘rent’ etc stories will start to flow , over and above what he sends monthly. Geez fella’s if they get money without fucking , why should they fuck ?

Filipino boyfriends/husbands will gamble his hard earned money away , and when he refuses to supply their every increasing and never ending demand for money , they will dump him , and move onto another ‘lamb to the slaughter’.

Its his world , not mine fortunately. Had to move away from him , couldnt stand listening to the fawning conversations any more. Most incredible was the lack of interest from the chick on the receiving end of the money transfer offers. Maybe she has heard it all before , they get back home , come to their senses , and forget about sending money. Hopefully so anyway.

Then again , was thinking , maybe he has run out of money and wants to ‘fuck now pay later’ ?

Anyway , if all she has to do is listen to him , reply to his emails , and earn more than she would shaggin , all is well from her viewpoint. It’ll end on a sour note dong , sour note.

Just pay for services rendered lads , none of this up the front stuff for 'conversations'.

Yes I have made my decision , its many hours to go before Swaggy bus returns to Manila 8am next day. Think I will go ‘native’ (bus) 2/3am. Think it might be a tough ride , no air con , shock absorbers long buggered etc , but tougher to perv observ beyond 2/3am methinks : ) For sure couldnt do it to 8am.

Walking down Fields towards McArthur Highway I come across “Paradise Beer Garden”. Spacious , pool tables and 3 gogo’s. Looked nice , but laid back , that is , not action central. The last stop for a beer before ‘Whorist Heaven’ ? Thought I would exit planet earth via Chiangrai Thailand , but starting to think AC wouldn’t be a bad option either. 

Think Koko’s is P1550/1750 per day. Nice one stop shop , but might stay at Anchorage where folks like me belong. The saving of P5/700 per day will buy me some credibility at the locations (gogo bars.. video).

By the way , that girl I was talking to at Koko’s was a Hello Girl for gogo bar right behind me , thinks its called Voodoo or Diamond. Later on , I find out two more sisters of Hello Girl , working at same gogo bar. Youngest not attractive , one I am talking to most attractive and older one most sexy. Strange , three sisters working at same gogo bar.

Anyway , its now 7pm and the show places and gogo’s are full on. Short list ... firstly Atlantis , but light probs there , getting all red (colour of lighting) and washed out look. Waitress says “use flash” , but I didn’t think that would help and after ordering and paying for hot tea , didn’t drink it , moved on. “Time waits for no man/monger”. If I return one day , will have credibility there cause left a reas tip before departing.

Then to Dollhouse. Now whorist.com new home page will have some spunks from dollhouse. Obviously the photographer (babae.com) took those pics before April 2010 , cause I took 2 steps inside the joint , and there she is , one of the fattest gogo girls I have seen in a long time , and importantly , she is taking the position of lead dancer , out front of all the others.

How can it be ? Are they trying to discourage people entering the place ?

I took 2 steps in , swivelled around and exited. Hello girl said “whats wrong”. I said ‘tambok’ , ie ‘fat’ (in Phil language). She knows I was referring to ‘lead dancer’, out front of others. Hope she relayed my comments on to management. Tell you what , think Tambok knew what happened too , she had her eyes on me and my behaviour.

Geez fella’s western man has not put up a fight against obese women in his home country , put up a fight in Phils , otherwise we will have nowhere to go ! I will not be returning to Dollhouse anytime soon. Must adjust my website notes too. Thought the girls at Dollhouse would be like the ones selected for new home page ... new whorist.com website. Not so , not even remotely so. Besides fatty , I had a look behind her. Nothing impressed. When were the pics that I purchased for home page , taken ? Not this year , thats for sure.

Maybe the‘stars’ come on stage later ?

I’ve got some nice personally taken photo’s on new home page too. Proud of them , nice pics.

Forbidden City (show place) , entrance. Police call to collect their monthly stipend ? : ) It says on the car door "City of Friendship". More accurately "City of Sex" : )   For me , I felt most comfortable at Forbidden City (show place). Next reconnoitre I will perv and observ Perimeter Road sex scene.

To Forbidden City , opposite Kokomo’s , where they have huge Buddha image as back drop to stage. Nice back drop to vids methinks. Oh , everything different here ... take up key spot , elevated with two nice mature waitresses (pics but will with hold till safe to place online).

Within short mins of taking up key spot , a bloody ugly looking sad Korean muscles in , very close to me. Looks like I have taken his favourite spot. I comment so to waitress , she whispers back to me , “no problem we don’t like Koreans”.

Suspect if it was me missing out on my fav seat 5 mins after Korean had taken it , she would whisper in koreans concerned ear ( ? would a Korean give a stuff ?) “No problem , I don’t like Americano’s (westerners)”.

Being a bit harsh , this is not Manila and its not Bangkok. These Angeles girls seem to be a cut above most other hookers. So , I give her the benefit of the doubt : )

Buddhism is alive and well in Korea , so I suppose Korean feels comfortable in such a place. Myself I have a ‘buddha image’ hanging from my neck (ex Doi Suthep , Chiangmai) , so no probs for me either. But what does the large Buddha think of all the scantily clad ladies before him , being bar fined , left right and centre ? Suppose we will never know. He’ll keep sitting there and smiling forever.

Inside Forbidden City , Buddha in the background :

Angeles City   Forbidden City show place.   Buddha sees all : )

Nice waitress. I tell ya what , flips just gotta know “whats inside” , whether its a bag , box whatever ..... they will always ask you ‘whats inside’ , so after 20 mins waitress could not contain herself anymore and asked me “whats inside” , d’ bag.

Video camera says I. “It’s better Sir” says the sweet waitress. Music to my ears. Thailand , no chance , Manila no chance , Angeles video friendly. Looks like I will become an AC-phile this point on. No other place for a Video Voyeur like me : )

When she said “its better Sir” , I said ‘Me shy’. She said , “don’t be shy Sir”. I pull out the vid camera and away I go. Got some intelligent suggestions from waitress too. She wanted to see me happy. Compare xenophobic Thailand and vid camera’s : )

Waitress and fellow girlfriend waitress asked their pic be taken and copies sent via email (mini camera , not vid). Agreed to that , not bad shots. Might put online one day when the girls have moved on.

It’s now 9pm , been wandering the streets since about 1.30pm , no room to return to , seen enough , have assessed its potential , good , off to Dau bus terminal on a trike. Ridiculous prices for short trips lads. I’ve gotta find a way around the ‘trike’ phenomenon.

 

18. RETURN TO MANILA :

I researched the trike price earlier on and guy quoted same price P100 ,but hey , 5/7 mins in a trike , versus P190 in air conditioned comfort of a bus , 75 min trip. No comparison. Going on trike rate the bus ride should have been P1000 !

There must be a trike mafia somewhere , in AC.

In the Pasay City bus I go , and typical of a native journey , all and sundry walk up and down the aisle before departure , selling drinks , cakes etc. So I call out “balut , balut” in a gentle voice. Now , I know I have got that one off pat , perfect.

Early 1970’s spent 6 months in Ermita apartment , 4 stories up , balut seller would pass by early hours of morning when martial law had set in , no cars moving around etc , and call out ‘balut , balut , any balut’. Something like a falsetto voice.

Well , over 6 months I got that off pat , used to stick my head out of the 4th floor window and look down at balut seller in Alhambra Street (Ermita) and say back to him “balut , balut , any balut” (falsetto) , but only with more gusto. By the time he passed by our apartment he had been selling for hours and was tired. I gave it some gusto. Message was .... if you want to sell balut lad , you have to put a bit of oomph into it.

Look up ‘balut’ on google , you will be surprised what it is , and that people actually eat it.

So couple of times I gently called out ‘balut ,balut’ in the bus then surprise surprise , a guy comes up to me whicker basket and all , and said meekly “You want balut Sir” . Soos he had the damn stuff right there and was selling it in the bus. He thought I was trying to attract attention of a balut seller and wanted to eat some. Never ever dong , never ever. Prefer to eat some hard core whores pussy than balut.

Bus takes off , gets there lot quicker than Swagman bus coming up , no traffic this time of the night and no stopping along the way.

Out of bus into taxi , interesting young driver , politically educated etc. Gave him some insights into real life outside of Phils ... destroyed some misconceptions he had , viz , we foreigners step outside the backyard everyday extend our hand and the money falls down. Actually work for our money , well everyone except the passenger Thommo who is talking to ya right now , that is : )

Brief but great time in AC. Might have to invade the normal part of Balibago where regular girls live and penetrate them instead of visiting Tomtown in the future. Vid and pics AC , and regular girls nearby ? SM deserves a trawl or two : )

In reality the bus trip cost me P100 Trike , plus P190 bus , plus P75 (taxi) ie P365 but it got me out of town and back to Manila early so I can pack etc get on that cheapy Cebu Pacific (CP) flight to Tomtown and the chorus of dia girls waiting for me.

I know the enemy now , know how to use CP without being ‘caught’.

Before exiting Manila I thought I would make a P100 contribution to each of the two ladies abandoned on the street , each with one kid. Came across them regularly when heading for the Internet Cafe/La Cafe. P20 x 5 , each. Small denominations cause their purchases are small and traders might rip them off with change. Some of these street dwellers brains have gone with the stress of destitution and consequently dont know the difference between a P100 note and a P20 note , or should I say , they dont know how much change they should get.

But I found the women were not there. It's daylight they must get up , go to the poor house ? or some sponsor , get a wash some food ? Dont know , but at night there , now daybreak , not there. Left their meagre belongings on the footpath I see.

So , to another street urchin , guy who is laying on the footpath day and night , eyes shut , ever since I have been in Ermita. Cant believe he actually sleeps that long , but maybe he does , cause I came along in broad daylight with P20 x 5 rolled up like a cigarello. Tapped his hand , he jumped up , eyes popping out of his head , fear , nothing but fear in his eyes. Was he going to get bashed up again by some sadistic prick ? Looks like he is in fear of being attacked.

One sec fear , next realises he is having some cash being pressed into his hand by ageing foreigner leaning over him. He then smiles , and off I go. Made his day , “someone cares” , but unfortunately for him its not a Filipino.

Fellow citizens let em rot on the footpaths. Never seen a flip stop and help a footpath victim in 36 yrs , not once. Its a jungle , survival , forget others , just me , gotta survive , must be the reasoning. Suppose I would end up the same if I lived there. Another reason to hit and run : )

I tell you what , no one has ever given that guy P100 , no one. Although , how do I know. Maybe just maybe. Anyway made his day , gave him some hope.

My advice to him : Dont go to sleep on the job dong , there is hope yet : )

At Amazonia accom , said to admiring cleaner girl (a 5 on any scale , her smile is an 8) “Would you like to join me for breakfast”. She didn’t hesitate and said “Yes Sir” with great enthusiasm : )

Forgot to tell you , gave em some cash for a small Toblerone (Tobl Ronnie) I was supposed to buy for them. Ran out of time , cash better than nothing.

 

19. TOMTOWN AND DIA

OK , time to go to Terminal 3 Manila airport. Hop in taxi , within 5 metres taxi driver says “How much tip you give me” ? I said , ‘stop the car , I get out’. He kept going and never spoke again. Lectured him along the way. Wonder how many sucker tourists fall for that shit. He will think twice about asking that question next time. My tirade was loud and angry , wanted a response from him, he wisely never spoke again. I gave him a tip at airport without saying a word , for his common sense in shutting up and getting me to airport quickly.

Forget airport check in board , asked couple of CP employees , can I check in now , “Yes Sir , any counter”. ‘Is that because I am hansum’ ? With a big smile and in perfect beatle harmony they said “Yes Sir”. I wink and off I go to any check in counter.

Got time , entered CP airport ticket office , changed return date to Manila , brought it forward , going to visit AC again before going home.

Quite a number of queues before you actually get in departure lounge. In the plane I go , but we sat on tarmac for 45 mins. Later on in trip captain apologises for delayed take off .... “VIP’s were landing” , was the excuse. Didn’t they know a VIP , by the name of Thommo , was on board , and wanting to take off ?

Finally make it to Cebu , AC is lurking in the back of my mind. 84 pages typed so far , I am doing well : )

Yes well I arrived in Cebu , favourite room was not available , had a meal at Kiwi Lodge , remember that much. Had a chat with foreigner friends at Ayala , confirmed my old Spider and Fly spot at Ayala has gone forever etc. The one where I sat at the table once with a Vacancy sign , waiting for a fly to fall into my web of deception : )

Decided I only had time to contact one DIA girl ... 'Dreamy Eyes'. Waited two hours for her at Ayala. I do not know how or why I did that , but I did. Oh yes , I know now ... for two hours I was getting text messages from her "wait held up , "on the way now" etc etc. For 2 hrs thought any minute she is going to be at my table , but not so. Once she had stuffed me around , I gave up on contacting any more of them (DIA). Just dont have time or patience for it.

So I am out of Cebu tomorrow. No time to gee up my Contact/s either. Wasted trip , but will not happen again , AC for next 2/3 years methinks.

3am Friday I wake up. Realise I am well behind in typing out the diary , have had about 7 hours sleep , re-charged my batteries. Checking out of Cebu (accom) in about 9/10hrs , things to do , up and at em time.

I do not dare open the cellphone , Dreamy eyes (DIA) from yesterday , will no doubt will still be pleading with me to wait for her. Think I understand her type , self centred , the universe has to revolve according to her plans. Others plans just do not come into consideration. You can humbug others honey , but not me , not anymore. I happen to know my station in life ... d’ buyer and not the seller.

Since when does the buyer chase the seller ?

Add to that , a nice one we will call Vulnerable , has been patiently waiting for me to contact her. Mum sticking her bib in did not help the cause one little bit. In more recent messages Mum has supplied daughters cellphone number and said ‘she is waiting for your call’. Poor girl , she certainly is , and she will be waiting forever if its my call she’s dependant on. Thought I was texting to the babe originally , but apparently I had been texting mum : )

Told her Mum last night I will contact her daughter next day , that is , today , and will do so , only to tell her , she didn’t grasp the opportunity. One of the all time greats of whoring was in town offering his cancerous body to her , (yours truly) but she declined to avail herself of it. Her problem not mine. Seize the moment babe , seize the moment.

And another one who I promised 100% to meet will have to go without a private audience w’ yours truly , too. Telling all of them I will continue the romance on DIA. Will let them down gently there. Easier to type , 10 finger style , on computer than to text , one finger style , on a cellphone.

So , I am leaving some broken hearts/dreams behind , but Hollywood beckons , via Angeles GoGo Bars ... videos : ) One must hear and respect the call of duty/destiny : )

Angeles City is the flavour right now , principally cause of its video potential , urged on by no less than Sir Lancelot. Its a small town compared to Cebu , so I had better be on my best behaviour in Angeles.

My strategy of video-ing and photo-ing now , but not releasing (online) now , is the smart way to go. Otherwise I might kill the goose that laid the golden egg ie Angeles.

No way can you enter a Thai gogo bar and start video-ing and taking shots , no way. Thais too thin skinned. I will eventually find out why Flips in Angeles allow this mass invasion of their privacy , will find out. But in the mean time , I will go for it and collect as much vids and pics as I can. Squirrel em away.

Another reason for an early and unexpected return to Angeles , I feel nothing but good vibes about the place. It was meant for me. Why didn’t I hit AC before this ? Wasn’t a budding video director then : ) Remember its not about shaggin its about pervin observin through d’ lens of the camera/s. In the months ahead I will be able to continue my trip through pervin on my vids and pics , back home.

Think I will keep my budding movie career alive on YouTube with a couple of snippets ... Thailand and AC .... just a couple , ones that will not land me in trouble. Via links on this website of course. “You saw it first on whorist.com” media outlets will be able to say : ) But that will take ages/time to materialise.

Happy , I am happy , cause I have retained control. Have not allowed the girls to jerk me around , except for say Dreamy Eyes. I can’t imagine , sitting at a table waiting for two and a half hours for her , but I did. ‘Beyond the call of duty’ , I am sure you will agree. Admittedly I was having a quiet ale and perving on the cuties who passed by , whilst waiting for Dreamy : )

If not for dreamy eyes , think I would have made it to Honk and then a Native Bar for vids , last night. I will not let DIA get in my way again.

Back to my Contacts strategy. Same DIA types of girls , but contacts girls come to meet me , knowing they will be shagged. DIA babes want ‘romance’ , well the type of DIA I am attracted to do. Plenty of hookers and semi hookers on DIA too , waste of time getting hookers that way methinks. See em in the flesh , freelance joint or gogo bar , slam bam , thank you Ma-am , is the way to go , not via DIA (hookers).

So now , over time I have to let a small number of nice girls understand they will not be tasting Thommo’s cancerous body before surgery/chemical castration. One or two might be fortunate enough to meet napkin wearing Thommo , don’t know , its in the fate of the Gods.

So , put Tomtown and DIA behind me , ever forward to Whorist Heaven and its unlimited delights.

Got some shopping to do (Tomtown) , x 2 more fresh batteries for cellphones = 3 in all should keep me textable for years to come. 3 more of those tiny leather coin purses. Gotta look after my street urchins , collecting coins in the purses is the way to go. And finally about ten more of the new size notebooks. Like to make notes sitting at tables sometimes , helps jerk my memory when I engage the keyboard.

Before boarding plane to Manila , have a big feed at Tomrest (Restaurant). Noticed some of the girls there have deteriorated from spunk to blob status. Bloated unrecognisable bodies. Western obese disease has arrived in Flipsville. Beware the girl you choose isn’t inclined the same way. The ones at Tomrest who married and had a kid are the bloated ones. A couple who have stayed single , are still spunky. Keep spunky until ya get ya man , then go to fat ?. A western conspiracy that has landed in the Phils it seems. Nothing worse than to be carting one of these bloated girls and offspring around town , whilst spunks pass by giving you the eye , left and right , nothing worse (purgatory).

Jet in , jet out lads , only way to go .... leave it all behind.

Your no longer d’ buyer when you get married. Your stuck with your purchase , unless you get involved in a messy divorce and the ghosts of that , which will follow you forever.

Happy and excited at the prospect of good vibes Angeles and then happy at the end of ‘hostilities’ , return home , where I wont have to contend with smiling seductive teens to early twenties , trying to get me into bed and relieve me of whatever I have got to give (not much : )

OK , three clear days to go. Lets make em good ones. Might even shag a gogo girl , some of them are very smiley and look at ya like “Are you up for it”. Reckon I am , and reckon I don’t want to go home with only one victim for the entire trip , and a Thai at that (ex Spicy Chiangmai).

Sir Lance said in one of his emails , he shagged a Spotlight girl on two consecutive nights. There must be a reason. Reckon AC girls have got the Provincial touch , not hardened like the Manila troopers. Not naive like the Tomtown wenches , either.

Nice compromise between a hooker and the girl next door. More of the former I suspect :)

75 typed pages and still counting. Well done Thommo , one thing you did do right this trip .. type type type : )

 

Pic raunchy babe .......

This is not the kind of babe you will find in Tomtown. Where do you find babes like this ? This one will sort ya out .... that's for sure : ) Not for the faint hearted : ) Even though I'd had a couple of beers by time met this one , I wasn't game to come forward and try it. Would you ? Your type ? Note : If you underperformed , you might be asked to pay a 'surcharge' over and above the agreed amount : )

20. BACK TO MANILA

Yep , well I am at the Cebu Airport now , arrived too early , unable to check in my bags. No place to sit in the check in baggage area. Noticed a rather lengthy coffee shop/restaurant. Door at one end has a sign “non smoking area” , door at the other has “smoking area”. But you have to enter the smoking area door , walk through the smoking area , to the non smoking area. Brilliant. Flip logic at its best. Not many non smokers enter that place I’d say.

My cold is not going away. Sneezing , coughing , sometimes headache , other times feel ill. Thanks Pattaya and the water wars (Songkran : )

Latest development is a budding cold sore on bottom lip ... result of all the sneezing. Must visit ‘many doses’ shop in AC and get some lip balm. See PIC.

Got it worked out , how to get to Angeles. Yellow Cab to Swagman , eat 'n type there , then 8pm off to Angeles Swagman bus , arriving about 10pm , check in to Tomville-2 , rooms are ok and P1000. No , on second thoughts Kokomo’s , if I can get a vacancy. Dont feel my gear is safe in T2. Koko is worth the extra P500 per day , peanuts when all is said and done.

Sir Lance advises Atlantis is best 7pm before arrival of Koreans. Dont like the sound of that , swamped by Koreans. Forbidden City , which I assessed last and Tropix. Should be interesting at the sleazy Perimeter road bars too , and apparently a significant number are open during the day. Day and night video-ing good.

DRAMA – 3

On arrival in Manila from Cebu , I exit airport , 60 people queuing for yellow cab , but no cab in sight. 40 people queuing for the more expensive taxi ticket cab , no taxi ticket cab in sight.

Nice guy at taxi ticket ramp says “Go over there bus , P20 cheap”. Over there I go. “Can drop you at Heritage , near Ermita" , says bus driver. In I go , got out at Heritage.

Much scrambling for taxis in this area. Flips have got paid today (salary) and so now willing to take a taxi. Getting a taxi with bags , looks mission impossible , so I offer a street vagrant who approaches me , P20 to secure a taxi. Within 5/10 mins he and his six mates have success and pulls over an empty taxi for me. Naturally all six of them want a P20 tip each. Got a sense of humour this lot : )

Throw bags in the back seat , hop in , then tap tap on the roof , its a traffic policeman. Driver in trouble , not supposed to stop and pick up passengers at that spot , it seems. Traffic cop looking for a bribe from someone , driver especially.

Drivers face is all screwed up , and he is in a state of panic. Not a filipino , he is either a Japanese or Korean. Had the face of those 2nd world war Japs , you know what I mean. He can not speak one word of English either , a dummy. Mutters something to street urchin and to me. Its not tagalog , dont know what language he is speaking in. But he must understand tagalog to run a taxi. Presents both hands to me , bit of paper in one , Pesos20 in the other. Dont know what he is trying to say. Is he trying to say , I am in big trouble now , do not have money to bribe traffic officer or what. Then street urchin says I have to get out of taxi , driver has to go to Police Station.

Poor sucker driver , if he could communicate with me I might be able to help him. Only thing for me to do is get out of taxi and get well away from traffic cop who might hit me for some dough too.

Left the poor bugger for dead. He is most probably going to pay around P500 for trying to pick me up at an illegal spot. I didnt know he was not allowed to pick up there. And most probably he has no work visa and no taxi drivers licence too. Driving for a korean boss I suppose , they own taxis in Phils nowadays. Them and the Japanese ... the latter Cebu in particular , where one Jap owns 400 of them (Cebu) , going by what one Cebu driver told me.

So I am now in a bit of a panic too. Will I get to Swagman for the 8pm bus ? Decided to get away from street urchins , traffic cop and stand outside Heritage Hotel front door , which is situated back from the road. I see taxis giving Heritage preference for passengers , higher paying passengers no doubt ... sucker tourists included. Better to pick up a tourist staying at up scale Heritage, dont use the meter and slug them to hell.

See a babe waiting at top of heritage steps for next taxi. Decide to be nasty and wait away from her , and further up towards where taxis enter for Heritage. Along comes a fancy 'ticket type' car , I wave him down, tell him Swagman which is usually P90/100 from Heritage. He says P200 , I nod yes , hop in , we pass the forlorn lady at top of steps. I felt guilty , I'd jumped the queue , but gotta get to Angeles by bus tonight honey , and perv on those girls : )

 

21. TO ANGELES again :

Arrive at Swagman , had time to eat and return to Amazonia to pick up some left bags , cause Cebu Pacific only allow 15kg check in bags. Left most of my big bags in Swaggy Office . Return to Swaggy , and jam two smallish bags left behind , inside my other bags. Van arrives at Swaggy , only two passengers , me and an aged Filipino woman. She is going to Singapore to meet her boyfriend. She arrives at Angeles around 10pm then sits in a chair at Swagman AC until some time next morning , before catching a plane to Singapore , presumably flying CP ? Must be some boyfriend : )

Knowing the filipinos , and if there is no white boss around , they will give the aged lady (40's) a spare Swagman room free of charge. They will not make her sit up in a chair all night. Got heart the flips. Have seen them put up destitute foreigners in my time too , seen it done , but never seen anything like that in Thailand : )

On arrival in Angeles , lady was dropped off first then me. It’s 10.30pm. To Koko’s .. have vacancy P1550 ... room rudimentary for that price , take it. No friggin around , out the door I go to Sir Lance’s reco’d video spot Tropix. Enter. Smallish , but cute in a sort of a way , lends itself to video as Sir Lance said in his email. Small half moon shaped stage with imitation flowers surrounding it. With soft lighting it will look good on the vid , methinks.

Take up spot at elevated (always gotta be elevated for Thommo) bar strip to the side. Everyone else a little below me at tables , in the centre. I look at girls , 1 or 2 quite sexy/attractive looking , but they are not dancing , just standing there , waiting for something to happen , maybe dif music I don’t know.

10/15 mins down the line , some exchange of girls but still no one dancing , so I ask cute enough , locally born , waitress : “What’s the problem ‘dy” (‘dy = inday = girl ..... expression commonly used between flips). She says “Other girls go home”. Great explanation eh.

So , my guess is , there is a strike on. Dispute with management , some girls go home , others decide to stand on stage so they can not be denied wages , but not dance , in solidarity with the others who have gone home.

So I said to cute waitress “But why” ? She said , “Ever since Sir Lance checked out , they have been on strike”.

Joking of course , no explanation , so out of there I go , to another Sir Lance reco’ .... Atlantis.

Enter Atlantis , but all tables taken. Can not stand up and hold video , will get shake shake wobble wobble , blurred etc. Told girl I will be back 7pm tomorrow night , out the door I go.

To tried and true ‘Forbidden City’. With cunning and cheek get same seat and position had time before. It pays to be old and wily some times : )

Hand out photo’s of girls taken previous visit. Dancing girl/s and g.r.o girls. They are impressed , then the inevitable happens , more girls come forward want their pic taken and of course copies. Somehow only took pics of one sultry siren. Will give her copies tomorrow. Show you guys online at a later date , much later. Good relations important. Especially the sexual ones. Think I will fuck her : )

Found an even better fuklet to video than last time , naturally enthusiastic dancer , good body and face. Looks 16 , later when I talked to her she claimed she was 20. Think they do that so customer does not drop them like a hot scone = they lose potential ladies drinks etc. Video’d her , she is a really good performer in front of a camera.

By the way , all girls who got pics via gro , came up to me and personally thanked me for pics , one or two kissed me on the cheek. No hard core stuff (playing with d’ balls ) , just common decency. Like it , especially after the more hardened attitudes in Thailand. To this point , Angeles has got class.

Then there is a big scream , front girls stop dancing , they lean towards seated area in front of them , I look to my right , there is a very big guy , looks Russian (psychic : ) , surrounded by gro’s , dancers , and ‘bodyguards’ (fellow Russians ?).

He is a bit wobbly , completely relaxed , a little smiley , cool type. I asked Mama-san , “Who’s the guy”. She said ... ‘He spends P20/50,000 here every night’. I said to her “Must own the gasline” , she nods yes (and hasn’t a clue what I just said : )

The bell rings , girls scream ,he has just unloaded the first P5,000 of the night in ladies drinks. A tallish and the most spunky dancer at Forbidden City takes off everything (top , bikini) , completely nude , opens legs , leans back and using her fingers , exposes her pussy best she can for him. “Come and get it” , is what she is saying. Liberated girl. If she got hold of a nice looking young guy , he’d know he’d been in a fuck or two by mornings end , I'd reckon : )

He is either too pissed , or just has had too much pussy (Miss Russia’s ad nauseum : ) , he smiles and keeps socialising with all the leaches/friends around him. He doesn’t give a shit if Miss Universe is in the room , he is all drugged up , or drunked up (?) , enjoying himself , and no good looking girl flashing her pussy at him , is going to stop him. He will not be distracted.

Next thing I see him on the stage , don’t know how he got up there. Did they use a crane to lift him up onto the stage ? In amongst all the girls they dance excitedly around him. He hangs onto the pole otherwise he might fall over , crush the girls if he does that.

Next he hands a ‘3’ dancer (3 on my scale anyway) P1000 note , she takes off her bra , he hangs it around his neck. I said to mama-san .. “Girl will buy a replacement bra tomorrow for P100" She smiled and nodded yes.

He drifted in to Forbidden , then later drifted out , no doubt to do the same at other bars. ‘It’s a gas , burning that money’ : )

I would expect management rips him off , that is , he orders 10 grand of stuff , they charge him 15 , and so on. Surprised if they didn’t. But then he has these sober Russian security guys hanging around , maybe they check the chit before he pays , don’t know.

I sent gro down to slim spunk , biggest sex appeal of all of them. The one who took all her gear off for Russian.

Gro asked spunk if she’d face the vid for 2 mins , if so , P100 in it for her. She said “money up front”. Surprised at that. She is up her own arse , no money up front , no vid , on with the show , pervin observin.

Actually don’t blame the bitch for not performing to an old geeser. She most prob commands P3000 bar fine (spotlight girl , if ever I saw one) and P1000 tip next morning for anyone under 50yrs of age. Doubt if she shags with old geesers , Maybe P5000 plus P2000 if she did. Thanks to the continued lowering of testoso levels (hair loss treatment with finasteride) 
I don’t need it/her. Had better than her before anyway. But over a 36year period admittedly : )

Gee its close to 3am , drank a lot , time to split , walk directly opposite the road , and into my room at Koko’s.

 

Pic ... Thommo caught unawares ............
 

Waitress snaps Thommo pervin observin : )   which leads us to ......... "Does your mother know your here" ? : ) [See .22. and sentence five , below]   Thump !

22. Angeles continued ...

10am next morning learn I have to check out , my room has been reserved Saturday onwards. Receptionist calls Walkabout hotel for me , oops fully booked. Better get out of this room and find something. Dont want to be walking around in the hot sun , 4 bags , includes laptop , plus day bag (wallet , glasses etc).

Reckon Tomville - 2 (T2) with ok budget rooms will have a vacancy , personally pay them a visit , yes they do , pay two days , back to Koko’s , type the above out , check out of room , short walk in hot sun with bags to T2.

Reckon tonight gotta video the street scene , not inside show bars anymore , got enough of that for time being. Life on the streets (vid) , now. Two nights to go , and counting. 90 pages dong , ya doing well : )

Around 6.30pm I take off , 6.45pm Atlantis will not let me in. I walk all the way to SM , folks say short distance , not so , get there and organise copies for Forbidden sultry wench. Back to Atlantis 7.15pm , so you see how far SM is. About 25 mins return walk.

Wow , best seat in house (Atlantis) , for video and its about the only one vacant. Take up post , spy a nice face and body , call her forward ,buy a P150 ladies drink and give her my cellphone number. She says she can call 4pm , ok by me. No mention of money. Back on stage she goes , got some good video , had nice chats to waitresses etc , then some creep sneaks up on me whilst I am standing up and taking a shot with mini camera and says “Does your Mother know your here”.

For sure , I continued on doing what I was doing , did not hesitate or give impression I heard a word of what he said. No twitch of my head towards him nothing ,carried on calmly doing what I was doing and totally ignoring him. For all intents and purposes he could come to conclusion that I was a mute and didn’t get a word of what he said. That’s the way I wanted it.

Had a more aggressive confrontation once at Angels Disco Bangkok 4 or so years ago. Think a guy taking pics upsets some guys , don’t know , but at Angels Bangkok , guy moved towards me quickly and screamed some obscenities at me. On that occasion I quickly responded in kind , aggressively , sticking my chest out and making the guy firstly step back , then run. He saw anger in my eyes , a steely anger. Know , seen my brother in same mood. We look bad when we are angry : )

Another time in Bangkok a German came up to me and casticated me for taking pics. What the fuck ! I told him : “Go back to where you came from” (Germany).

On both occasions I asked subject if I could take a pic of her , before I took it , got the ok and took it. It takes a bit of cheek to ‘flash’ in front of crowds , cause it draws attention to yourself , something I do not like doing , but have to if I want a decent pic (flash). That pic german objected to is on my new look website home page. Good one.

This time , Atlantis , Angeles City , I totally ignored the interloper. About 20 mins later returning from toilets I could see he was sitting with a group of four other guys behind and to the right of my spot. Thought he’d entertain them at my expense I suppose , but they were out of earshot and what they saw from me would not entertain them. Must have looked like their buddy was talking to himself : )

Well , Atlantis was the best. And no Koreans but Japanese , and yes , they are alright and can smile. Atlantis , most pretty girls at time of my visit , might be different when you visit ... some enthusiastic dancers etc. Not interested in the choreo-graphed stuff , thats for children in my opinion , interested in the bikini clad girls trying to catch a fish with their seductive moves. They are certainly hoping a few ladies drinks and a bar fine are out there in the audience , thats for sure. Took plenty of seductive kind of video. Meat Inspectors paradise , pervin on the bods.

Out of there I go , about 9.30pm , to formerly unimpressive Dollhouse. One drink , then guy gets on stage , girls on stage start to re act , I picked up video and started shooting. As soon as I did that about 4 staff jumped on me and said “not allowed”. Finish my drink and out the door. Can video the girls apparently , but not the girls interacting with a customer. ? Dont know , dont care , plenty of places to visit : )

Sit at Kokomo's perv bar overlooking street.

Guy from same bar strip comes up behind me and asks me to remove the picture (not video) I took of him and his wife. Fuck , whats happening !

By running through all shots in camera , I prove to him I took no pic of him and his wife. He apologises and moves on. His wife imagined I took pic of her apparently. Must reckon she is hot to trot (never looked at her to see). He feels obliged to champion her cause and thus approaches me. Quite crazy really , to photo him and wife I would have to turn hard left. Never did that whilst sitting there. Took pic of Forbidden City directly opposite street only. Nice guy , no probs either one of us. Prob is paranoid wife : )

Taking pics/vids can be dicey , at times. One day I will get a punch in the mouth I suppose , then ask questions after : )

Had a Tonic Water , then up and down Fields a bit. On passing Kokomo's and turning corner into Santos St Blow Row someone comes up to me on my left , think its yet another Viagra seller , so I dont look and increase the pace of my steps to get away from him , then the guy grabs me and shoves a cash register invoice in my face “you no pay , you no pay”. Time to leave town folks : )

Turns out he is from Kokomo's , where I was sitting and drinking before. The silly invoice is so small in size , they must have dropped it in the tall cup next to me , for sure I looked at cup and saw no invoice so thought I must have paid , got up and left. Not so. Went inside Koko's with the guy and paid the invoice , but don’t like people thinking I am a thief. Normally I pay as I go , dont know why I didnt that time. Still think that might have been someone elses cup ? ! Paranoid wife ? : )

It's getting a bit hairy fella’s : ) Need to cool things down , back to my room and typed the above out. They are all picking on the Lonely Lamb : )

Got Miss Atlantis calling tomorrow 4pm. Nice body , nice face and no talk of money. She must love me : )

T2 (my accom) is paradise compared to the dog boxes these girls live in , paradise. But not paradise compared to Orchid Inn etc.

92 pages and 32,994 words typed to date. Doubt if I will make 100 pages , but you never know , think I feel more than one fuck coming on. Last dash fucks , that is , fear of not getting any when return home. Toxic (Tropix) babe would be nice and convenient out their front door , and enter T2 close by.

At Toxic they sway back and forth or sideways like an Elephant on chains. No hint of dancing.

Not infrequently I’d see a waitress or dancer who looked great. Asked her for pic , took it , only to find shot no good cause subject too serious. Its a rare person who can look serious and attractive at the same time : )

Pic .. Skinny Girl

Inserted here for fans of skinny girls. Myself , I like to bang meat , not bones : ) This one had a very independent streak and kept to herself , even though she was working in amongst a group of street freelancers. Mama-san nearby told me "That girl does not like Americans" , ie , us , ie , any white person from the 'Western World'. Suspect its got something to do with dick size plus we are too 'foreign' for some girls. We western world guys come across as aggressive , unclean types , to some girls. Anyway , I didnt want to bang her bones : )

 23. Angeles , more ...

I can see now , I am much too young for laid back Tomtown (Cebu ... yeh can blow the whistle now , dont need it , not for video anyway : ). Need a re charge via place like Angeles. My visit to AC this trip is only the beginning of a process. Got work to do , gotta establish an AC Whorist Bar ... see Pic below .... (‘Last Stop’) , find a patch of land for those who do not want to go to WH (cemetery) , and a launch pad for those wishing to go to WH. How we get them up there is the million dollar question. Might email Ol Joe to find out. Suppose so long as you’ve had good karma , it’ll happen.
 

Whorist Bar - Angeles City Fields Avenue AC. Think I have to make a takeover offer of this bar (Lanies) and rename it ..... Thommo's Whorist Hangout   Contributions welcomed. Send to : Molly d' Moll c/- Bangkok.

Am now reflecting back on the encounters here in Phils. There is no comparison between rapport w’ Flips and rapport (?) with Thais. None at all. No comparison , flips win hands down , or should I say ‘pants down’ : )

From this point on , reckon AC is where the old Mongers should go to die , its their graveyard , and launching pad to Whorist Heaven.

Called on ‘Sultry’ (Forbidden City) to inform her about pics she requested. Wasnt there. Dysfunctional ... asks for pics , I say will be back next night , she is not there. Anyway , we do not come to Phils for functional chicks eh , only function they need to perform is the one in bed.

My current rating : 1. Atlantis 2. Forbidden 3. Toxic. They are the perv observ ratings. Will soon release the fuklet ratings. Can not assess AC in a few short days , need months to do that. Too much going on , haven’t even scratched the surface.

Feel a fuck coming on , in fact 2/3 fucks. Got about 30hrs before need to be at airport. How many shags can I fit in between now and then.

Forgot to tell ya , visited Toxic again. Girls still not dancing. I see more than one fuklet on the stage , maybe that is why they do not dance , look more sexy , swaying gently forward/backward/sideways. Waitress from previous night seems to be absent. Think some old geeser has got her at his table. Too dark , cant see if she is out there , down below , and in front of me. Took some video , then out of there.

Had two hours sleep , cant go back to bed. Its now almost 7am , have brekky at Koko’s (where I was apprehended : ) then a walk to Raymond St and downscale native bars. Might be some fun there.

This is one problem I have got. Brekky at Koko’s is good PIC , but cant see anything on their menu I would like to eat in the evenings. Next trip will have to find a Restaurant for evening meals. At Koko's restaurant , 24hr gogo girls walk past me regularly. Trying to entice me into their gogo bar at 7/8am would you believe.

One said “Whats the problem”. I said chicks don’t like me pangit (ugly). Another standard line of mine , been using for many years now. It’s stood the test of time : )

Finished brekky , off to Swagman on trike , know its P70 , offered P50 , driver counters with P70 , I counter with P60 , driver counters with P70 ... “Petrol go up in price two weeks ago”

This trip , I don’t have enough time to break the tricycle mafia of AC , agree to P70 , off we go. At Swaggy , ask him to wait 2 mins and I’ll give him P50 to return me to the spot he picked me up. Didnt hesitate to agree = in effect , P60 up and P60 back , made some headway with him : )

Bought airport transfer ticket P900 (600 to Manila 300 to airport) , thats value , no prob with that. From AC direct to Airport , no hassles. Way to go. Lucky I made the effort to pick up those other two ‘left’ bags of mine in Ermita , when I arrived from Cebu. Can now go direct to airport. I need Manila like a hole in the head. All its got is La Cafe , exciting little place I must admit. Not worth hanging around rat infested Manila for that , there’s better on offer elsewhere , eg Angeles.

Driver has a rather neat trike , some of them are spunky I must admit. PIC. Prob is , every time you go over a hump , and there are plenty of them , you break your back. They need to put some padding for the passengers back.

Suggested to driver he encloses passengers side completely , install air con , and offer falangs a cruise around Angeles , eg up and down Fields , screwing their favourite girl along the way. Saves booking a short time hotel and adds a bit of excitement to the visit. Driver agrees .. “P300 .... 15mins” says he.

Driver drops me at Kokomo’s corner.

 

Pic ... Trike Taxis ..............

Taxi ! ? Taxi rank right next to Kokomo's , and in Blow Row. Motorbike taxis called Trikes. Mafia .... ridiculous prices for short trips. Way to avoid em ... get your accommodation close to the action , walk to and from , including with bar fine , avoiding Trike Mafia.

I walk to Raymond street to see if there is a day time bar scene. Nothing happening , bars themselves do not look very inspiring anyway. I called back at 4pm , same nothing happening. No call from 4pm Atlantis girl either , no prob.

At Kokomo’s the perv strip of bar overlooking street is fully occupied. Seems there are others like me : )

PIC Kokomo's

HQ in Angeles Prior to purchasing Lanies (see Pic above) Kokomo's is a great observation tower , well sort of. Was disappointed in the lack of girls trolling up and down. Why not troll girls ? , you might get lucky ... unique gift , whatever : ) See arrows denoting long bar strip above d' footpath. I would return here for a respite some times. Secured two nice ones sitting at this bar. Pics in a future issue. Once Lanies has been purchased and renovated whorists will be obliged to drink and perv at Thommo's Whorist Hangout , not Koko's : )

I’d like a dollar for every time someone has approached me in Angeles and said “Viagra/Cialis”. Fortunately filipino street vendors are a timid lot , usually try just once or twice , rather softly , then give up.

Angeles is certainly lively , thats the main reason I like it. Tomtown (Cebu) is asleep by comparison. I like the hookers here , nothing like the ones in Manila , Cebu etc. Dont know why , but they are different. Soft sell , and all that. Vibes good in AC. But no Contacts or DIA scene of any note in AC methinks. Mmm could be a problem , further on down the track.

Looking across the road from Koko’s I see the big ‘Forbidden City’ sign and realise then and there , that is what AC should be called ... “Forbidden City" (Angeles) PIC

Another thing , they should copy Pattaya and make Fields a Walking Street. No friggin trikes , motorbikes , Jeepneys etc. Let the hunters and the hunted walk freely up and down Fields Ave. Place some colourful lighting like in Roxas Bld (Manila). Geez that strip of land .. Fields .... must bring a lot of money into AC every year. Walking Street Angeles , 6pm to 6am , its gotta be a winner. Think I will email Mayor right now : )

PIC Fields gate etc

Fields Avenue. Coming from Lanies/Insomnia , walking back towards Kokomo's on the right , I pass through what was once a rather cute steel gate. Now , bits and pieces of it torn off whatever. This is where the traffic should be stopped and Fields made a walkway like Walking Street in Pattaya. Although times I hung around Koko's bar strip overlooking Fields , not much trolling traffic (girls). Perhaps get a Cebu Pacific (CP) plane full of Pattaya girls over , get em to troll up and down Fields. Local girls might get the idea then. I have a devil of a job getting myself on that CP flight , doubt if I'd get a plane load of them on board , on time : ) Anyway , that section of Fields should be closed off to traffic 6pm - 6am = Walking/Trolling Street : )

AC is a great ‘camera’ town , but I think this too will change. Have come across some places already in AC , which forbid the video camera .. Toxic stopped me once , Dollhouse also stopped me. This disease will spread , although the Crystal Palace (CP) supervisor encourages video saying “its good CP is on YouTube” etc (free advertising). I told her Crystal is mentioned a lot on internet , she said partly cause of videos on YouTube.

Gotta lift my game and get a mini printer like Japanese guy at Atlantis the other night. He had the lookers hanging around him wanting pic taken. Lovely smiles etc close up. He must have a fine collection by now. Best way to get great pics , buy a printer and give girls copy on the spot. Ooops no , that will mean more junk to carry around , and get inside front doors (security checks).

Hello girl outside Diamond (or is it Voodoo ?) gogo .. Kokomo’s is photogenic,nice shots of her. Ex gogo she only gets 650 of a bar fine , and maybe a P3/500 tip next morning , she said. She’d be shoe in as a Spotlight girl anywhere she chose , but says her other two sisters are working at Diamond/Voodoo , they all want to stick together.

Looks 17 , is 20 she says. I make a reservation for 2am when she comes off her shift , she accepts. Got my first Phil fuck , with only 30 or so hours to go.

Then to Toxic/Tropix ... spy a nice eagle eyed face , bring her forward , ladies drink. For fucking go off her a tiny bit. Took pics , got a couple of really outstanding ones , happy , my collection is growing. One day these AC girls are going to refuse pics. Especially when I start offloading mine on the internet : )

To Crystal Palace couple of doors up. Impressed with the size and architecture. Video-ing encouraged here. Concentrate on a fresh one dancing provocatively , opening legs wide , then slapping them together , sort of thing. Video her , bring her to table. Doesnt fuck , Cherry girl. Decide to bar fine her there and then. Walk 15mtrs to my Hotel and lovely sex session. Caressing her , she caressing me. Blowjob , anal , wash dick , lubricate her fanny , slip dick in about an inch then too much pain for her , withdraw a tiny bit , move in and out , round and round , ever so gently and sexy. She is very close to giving up her Cherry but don’t want to take more of cock just right now , might present me with a big bill if I put more ky gel on , and slipped it in. Passionate kissing ... these cherry girls make up for what they don’t have ... an open entry.

Very nice girl , who will be ‘corrupted’ by the time I get back to town , next time. She’s on my video camera , nice looker and very good dancer. Let her return to dancing job short distance away. Dont want her in my room too long , temptation will be too much and so too the bill (too much). No foreign currency to change , only card/s and AC is ‘heavy’ re fees on cards : ) Dont like giving banks any more easy profits , they’ve got enough as it is.

To Forbidden City , quiet , its a Sunday stars absent. Best to organise on Sat , companion for Sunday (anywhere in AC methinks).

 

PIC ... Show Girls Angeles :

Nice boobs , one on right. It'd be nice playin with em : ) No prizes for working out which place this was. Like the hair babe on left , but don't like her lack of arse. One thing Brazil has got ... bunda/arse

Angeles prowl , continued .....

Across the road to Koko’s eat again , hungry. Hello Girls 25 yr old sister befriends me. Bloody sexy eyes , sexy woman. Got pics , place online another day. Cock sucking lips if ever I saw them. Japanese eyes (love em) , sexy vibes oozing out of her. No hooker attitude or body talk. Gotta have this one.

Back to my room , old geesers out front surprised to see me with yet another dif one so soon. ‘Sister’ fucks like crazy. Intent on making me satisfied , and in process rubbing out ‘competing’ sister ? They are all looking for a harmless Sugar Daddy (not a hot rod young guy : ) and I am the best in town right now ? , and they know it : )

I send her on her way , want younger sister too (20yrs old next month). Should have organised them both at same time. Fool around Fields etc till 2am , return to Koko’s eventually photogenic 8.5 sister arrives , off to Hotel again. Same witnesses to my adventures sitting out at front. Not as good as big sister but prettier (got Pics , incl. older sis too) , but not sexier. I did not service her properly , cause she did not gee me up. Big sister has the sexy face and performance. Having two sisters from same place , same night. Might be a first for me ? Either their mumma or papa or both were lookers , dont know : )

To 24/7 Internet Cafe send last emails from Phils.

To sleep , up couple of hours later and type out above.

Satisfied , with my balls intact , I catch the bus to airport . This last minute rush for fucks is becoming a habit of mine. Think its perennial procrastination , at work. I put things off a lot nowadays , and then at last minute , make a dash. Anyway mission accomplished , had a nice farewell to whores and whoring. Nothing compared to say my first 32/33yrs of whoring , but nice enough.

Will there be more (whoring) in the future ? Its in the lap of the surgeon or whoever. Reckon I will glide through surgery , but aftermath (side effects) is something else. Stay tuned.

It's now back to reality.

 

Pic ... Miss Escape - 5 Diary and companion ..........

For my money ... best value , girl on left. Shame she got involved in sex trade. Friend on right would be a sight , on knees doing the job , and looking up at ya with those 'evil' eyes : ) Slutty/evil eyes ... cant get enough of them : )

24. ADD to Escape - 5 :

I forgot this one , better to tag on end , rewriting lengthy diaries is no mean feat :

"The Hello Girl , who said Goodbye"

It happened like this you see. I was in Chiangmai Thailand , and the vibes were running strong , including at Bier Stube (restaurant) a favourite haunt of mine in the 1980's.

With another fav restaurant of mine closed since my last visit I returned to BS (Bier Stube).

The guy working there volunteered to get me a nice budha amulet. He stopped work then and there lead me on his motorcyc , me on mine following him (dont know why he didnt 'dink' me there , maybe I stink : )

Lead to a little alleyway , arent they all (alleyways , in Chiangmai) , to a place that sells bracelets and the protective hood that goes over the Buddha image. I find a fantastic stainless steel neck chain , buy two , one a spare.

He then says he will guide me up the Mountain to Doi Suthep , famous buddhist Temple/Wat to buy the actual buddha amulet. This same guy has got a half tonne of amulets hanging from his neck. He is very religious and a amulet fanatic. Only genuine authentic amulets which cost a bundle. Touristy types cost modest money , but his cost real money.

Most probably Baht 30/50,000 in amulets hanging around his neck. Another way of impressing the chicks too , hey look at me 1. I am a nice religious guy and 2. I've got 50,000 to blow on amulets.

I said not today (Doi Suthep) , I had a devious plan to go on my own , so that I could choose something I liked. Thais are great ones for trying to make decisions for you. Me being a control freak , must avoid them 'taking over' and thus will go on my own , early next morning when traffic is light.

So , not as early as I would have liked , I take off on my little Honda 120cc motorbike/scooter (see PIC Pandora). Got Baht50 of juice/petrol , thats when I had a little accident , skinned my leg etc , retold elsewhere in above diary.

So , I brought a fair amount of cash cause havent a clue how much the amulet of my choice would cost. Anything Baht 2/3000 methinks. But I too want to impress the chicks that I respect Thailand and Buddhist religion. Want to see if a buddhist amulet can open more legs , more often. Worth a try and for me , its just another piece of 'bling' in my effort to create a youthful image.

So I get to the base of the Mountain whereupon Doi Suthep temple sits. There is a fork in the road , enquire with vendors which way to go , left or right , no signs, unusual for tourist orientated Thailand. To the right they say.

I began the long and arduous ride up the Mountain. Actually more arduous coming down , I found later. At least going up your stuck to the road by gravitational force. Not so coming down.

Surprised how long the climb was. Ya work your way up the mountain like a snake. Twist left , twist right , twist left , twist right , up and ever forward. That little Honda has nice sturdy low gears and never hesitated.

After what seemed 30 mins I was at the top , and at the foot of the Temple. Parked cyc , then headed towards the steep 350 steps to the temple itself. Naturally there is a sweet 'hawk eyed' vendor at bottom of steps selling those tacky soft toys , panda's this time.

I like hawk eyed chicks , they are related to the Japanese eyed ones methinks. So I asked her how much for the trashy soft toys. Think she said Baht 150/200. I offered her Baht50 for a pic , most prob her profit on a sale. She enthusiastically agreed. Took about 3 shots of her. Later on deleted her pics , thought she wasnt sexy enough : )

What's all this got to do with "The Hello Girl , who said Goodbye" ? Read on dongs , read on ........

So up the steps I go , took a pic or two along the way ... see PIC :

Doi Suthep Wat/Temple ... stairway to amulet :

Wanted to prove to myself and others around "I am young" and got to the top without stopping for breathers like other oldies I passed along the way. My one hour a day walking the Rottweilers up and down hilly track helped me in that regard , I think.

Forgot to take a pic of a sign which said something like : "Foreigners pay to visit Temple". (Thais do not). Think it was Bt30 from memory. From time to time you get reminded that your a 'foreigner' : ) Dont think the Thais understand the word foreigner has negative connotations.

Tally Ho , the hunt is on for the leg opening amulet. There seemed to be only one place for buying such and it could have been the Doi Suthep temple itself for all I know. Had a one track mind , grab the amulet , and back down the hill.

Wasnt interested much in the temple and surrounds. Seen a lot of that stuff already , in my 32yrs of visiting Thailand. Found the sales desk right next to temple , one amulet immediately caught my eye , an elephant image in what seemed to be stainless steel , covered by a triangle shaped stainless steel case. See PIC

There were about 15 of them on offer , all identical , but I checked each and everyone before purchasing. I asked sales chick to explain significance of my purchase (Baht300). She said its an "Elephant Buddha" brings good luck. Luck in what way , says I. "Business and money" she says.

Mission accomplished , I am on a roll this trip , not wasting time. Gotta get down that mountain safely and put my amulet to work.

Going down hill wasnt as easy as going up , cause you aint got the gravitational pull helping you , your kind of floating , especially if you get up speed.

Knowing my propensity for making mistakes I told myself 'take it easy Thommo or you will have a prang/accident'

So used low gear to control my speed and kept well to the left of my one way road. One way going down , another two lanes for going up.

Came to a sharp left hand turn/corner and there is a typical Thai bad driver , on my lane making a hard right turn into my face. He swings over the double lines to one of the other lanes he should have been on in the first place. Dickheads. Two large army trucks passed me , what if the army truck was facing them on the same corner ? Accident.

Lesson No.1. dont think the Thais are going to be on one of the up lanes , they might be on my down lane as I come around a sharp corner.

Concentrated on what I was doing , trying to arrive at the bottom safely , arrived at fork bottom , back to Bier Stube Restaurant , proudly walked in with amulet on my neck. Amulet fanatic greets me with a smile and says "You go already , Doi Suthep , by yourself" ?

Yes , and I bought this Elephant Buddha says I. He then looks a bit concerned as if I had farted. "How much" says he. Baht 300 I reply. For sure , this is not what he was thinking of , rich falang could buy a Baht2/3000 one , but he has gone and bought a cheap touristy thing for Bt300. Not impressed.

Later on in Chiangmai and even back at Chiangrai I surveyed Thais on what I had purchased and it turns out :

1. Its not an Elephant Buddha. Actually to say that is insulting to Buddha himself , suggesting he might be an elephant. 32 yrs of Thailand and Thommo is still ignorant of these basic things. Should have known when sales girl said elephant buddha , she was throwing in the word 'buddha' to get a sale.

2. Its got nothing to do with Buddhist religion , nothing at all

3. Its a good luck charm , pure and simple. The idea came from India (buddha's ancestral home , or Sri Lanka , not sure)

The item is made in Thailand yes , but its an Indian good luck charm that is popular in Thailand.

Apparently most popular with artists , especially pop stars who wear them on stage etc.

Well , I am a former rock star (incl. band owner equip , manager and singer/instrumentalist) and disco proprietor (dj and owner) , so a former artist I am. Perhaps this amulet will be the start of a revival of my previous entertainers career ? Appropriate I chose this particular amulet : ) Perhaps the Thai girls will think I am an ageing rock star ? A celeb ? Now who can I say I am ... Mick Jagger ? Oh no , I am not that ugly : )

My purchase explains the unhappy face of amulet fanatic back at Bier Stube. Think he regards me as a clown , this point on , and disrespectful to Buddha also. Last one (disrespect) most important. Saying it was an elephant buddha displayed my ignorance on the subject : ) I dont think I will be getting any Christmas cards from that lad. They might even piss in my soup (Bier Stube Restaurant : )

 

25. Part .2. ......

What's all this got to do with "The Hello Girl , who said Goodbye" ? Read on dongs , read on ........

Yes , well we are getting there , and its a bit of an anti-climax when we do. But I like to tell this Elephant story in full. It was amusing for me , if not for you.

So I carried the Elephant Amulet around with me in Thailand , used it at Spicy pick up disco and scored a honey there , about 50 years younger than me. Might be something in it ... ie good luck charm.

Then to Philippines where I knew it would be a talking point. It was in the Philippines where it brought me more luck. Twas about to enter a back street venue when a Hello Girl dashed from the pack and took my arm. Old folks need to be escorted by the arm : )

She said "Whats that you got there". I said good luck charm from Thailand. She'd spotted it from a distance. As she was escorting me through the door and to my video spot inside .... she could not take her eyes off my amulet. Guys inside must have been wondering why is that old geeser getting the royal treatment from that Hello Girl ?

She sat down next to me with a big cheesy smile. Another surprise , I thought she'd take off once I was seated. This girl is excited at having spotted such an unusual good luck charm. Not at having spotted me , at having spotted the charm , get it ?

Now , can she charm me out of it ? She sure can , she is a good one . Hot for my charm (elephant) , and I am hot for her charms.

I dont think hello girls normally sit down and chat with a customer , but that is what she did. Slack management at this tucked out of the way place ? So I struck whilst the iron was hot and said to her .... "Do you like this charm" ? She sure did. I said , "how about after work , you call at my hotel and I will give you the charm". Code language for I want to fuck you , and then give you the charm as a tip.

"You give me charm" she says ! 'Yes , but you have to call after work , I like to talk and get to know you'. Getting to know her , is fucking her and she knows it. "What time" . We agree on the time next day before she starts work again. Love my discounted day light saving shaggin. Leaves ya free at night to perv and observ : )

So my luck was in , she called , she was charming , and put on a good show , to ensure I gave her the good luck charm as her tip , I suppose. Slipped Baht500 note into her small bag , she saw it , smiled , kissed me on the cheek and out the door with the 'Elephant Buddha'. P500 + Bt300 (Pesos450) Thai charm = value to her , especially cause ’day time saving’ ... no sharing with mama-san , she keeps the lot. "Budget Bangers know best". Funny , came back next night and she was out front wearing it , other girls say "You give it to her". Yes says I. Jealousy/envy is rife in Philippines. Use it to your advantage : )

Elephant Amulet , aka , "Leg Opener" One of the most expensive unique gifts ever at $10 The older I get , the more I pay : ) Anytime you see a chick wearing one of these , you know Thommo has been there. Their 'medal' for services rendered. "Beyond the call of duty" medal : )

The usual "what about me" chorus came from the girls. Felt like saying ... sorry girls I dont want to fuck you , so no lucky charm for you lot.

If a Hello Girl greets you with something dangling from her neck , and on closer inspection , you see its a very nice elephant charm , you know Thommo has been there before you. Ask her where she got it. Tell her your willing to fuck her for it : )

Easy enough for me to get more of the same (amulets). Baht 300 for a Hello Girl to open her legs and fuck with passion (for amulet). Way to go.

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Yeh , looks like I will always visit both countries Thailand and Phils. So , next trip , on that motorbike I go (not push bike) , up that mountain , buy at least 3 of them next time. Three nice hello girls , here I cum : )

Will not tell that Bier Stube guy that I bought more , though. Upset him : )

So its true the 'Elephant Buddha' does bring luck. Without that elephant there might not have been motivation for that Hello Girl. Trust my luck , I return to same Hello Girl next trip and she tells me she fell pregnant to a loser : )

Just to stir them , next trip , will wear my next Elephant Lucky Charm to same venue too. There could be a lot of girls in Angeles wearing those lucky charms , by the time I am through with the place : )

Unique gifts fella's , unique gifts. The girls get money all the time , unique gifts = you are different , romantic etc. Only that elephant one cost me real money and real effort to get , therefore a real fuck was most appropriate , I think you will agree.

Unique gift .... from the girls .... a dose. Philippine girls rarely request condoms. Bareback is the way Flipsville. Dose , where I come from , is slang for "STD" eg Gonnorhea , Chlamydia , Herpes etc. Plenty of that if you ride bare back , as is the wont in the Phils : ) Consequently in a place like Angeles a Pharmacy/Drug Store has sprung up to cater for those who get multiple doses. See pic opposite. Fields Ave just down from Kokomo's. Thats what I call enterprise , but they do not cater for minor things like cold sore , which belongs to the herpes family. Asked them , they sent me off to a regular Pharmacy further away for cold sore ointment (sneezing = cold sore on lips). Said to them : "So you only have for multiple doses of the clap (dose)". Elderly woman behind counter in glasses , nodded yes (hasnt a clue what I said : ) So lads , if you get a dose and it doesnt go away , comes back again , multiple dose , you know where to go : )

Oh think my diaries are going to get longer , this point on. Thats all I have got nowadays , pervin observin and writin(g). As I said before , when I am writing , I am talking to myself. And I am the best listener : )

True , lucky charm girl never said "goodbye" , who could say goodbye to Thommo ? , but it makes a nice Title eh ?

Wouldnt be too surprised if she headed for the nearest Casino with the Lucky Charm.

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My apologies if I got my diary into a tangle at times. Lengthy diary , typed 90% of it out as it happened , but early hours of morning some times , and I was alcohol affected just about every time : )

Hang around for my videos , got some good ones I tell ya.

Seeing is believing : )

 

26. ADD - 2

to Escape - 5 diary :

Gotta explain. Since my return from Esc5 I have had scans re cancer. Results : "No sign of recurrent cancer". That is no sign of cancer in my prostate and no sign in my body generally , since having Radiotherapy 3/4yrs ago.

So I queried Oncologist ... "how come my psa numbers are rising fast" ?

He said words to the effect : "Well there is cancer but not enough to show up on scan. You have got time to have more PSA's before considering hormone therapy".

Can't complain about that. Before those results , that same Oncologost gave me the impression there was a 50/50 chance cancer had escaped prostate and was in body itself. Not so , it seems. Not even in prostate ! ? (scan).

He said : "You must be doing all the right things , 13 yrs and cancer has not taken you out" (words to that effect).

I said , "I have ... diet , exercise , stress free life" (and screwin chicks a quarter of my age : )

So there you go guys , looks like I can delay hormone therapy for a while yet. Will have another PSA in September and see where I am at.

I am inclined to start hormone therapy if numbers deteriorate further. Better to get in too early , than too late.

So my new career as a transvestite , walking street , pattaya , has to be placed on hold. Procrastination has always been my forte : )

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Back to reality .... walking the dogs .. riding the bike .. and counting the days till my next Escape : )

 

 
Photo's 3 girls (banner above ) , kindly supplied by Thommo ex his 'past encounters' collection ....