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FISHIN FOR FUN - 6

 

 

  

 

HI FOLKS ! 

Here we go again .... fishin for fun

Only this time Brazil , where the guys 'n gals think of ass (bunda) all the time.

Brazil is Bunda

  

Daily Diary

 

 

No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service

 

 

Brazil Bunda 

Bunda bunda , ass ass , dat's Brazil !

 

WARNING !

This is not a "fucky fucky" report/diary. It's also not a Field Report.

It's a personal travel diary , with hopefully occasional 'encounters' explained here and there.

Plenty of sex observations/venues , typical of a pervert/voyeur , are of course included.

Including , might I add , 53 pics of nude women , not : )

 

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BEFORE ARRIVAL IN BRAZIL 

Before the taxi arrived at my house to pick me up , I was thinking to myself : "If Brazil is no good I will try and get airline to agree to an early return home , and then hop on a plane to the Philippines to my little Jungle Bunny friends. Certainly ambivalent about this trip to Brazil , but after a twelve year break , curiosity requires me to at least spend some time checking it out.

Taxi arrives , drops me off at the Station , two blind folks enter the train with their guide dogs , husband and wife (folks , not the dogs : ) Thinking to myself how lucky I am. Can go to Brazil see how it is and return , these folks can not even see their homeland. Sad. We gotta be greatful for what we have got , and forget about what we have not got (big dick , big money : )

Chick enters further up the train line , she's not bad , bit of a tutti frutti , sits opposite me and draws her skirt up her legs a bit. Chinaman next to me cant believe his eyes , such audacity (these white women : ) She gets on the cellphone , rings a guy , and from the conversation I realise she is a University student heading to classes. She tells guy couldnt stay at his place night before cause she was with her girlfriend , but she is going to have a ten day holiday soon and can spend the ten days at his place. He doesnt seem too keen on the idea , he must have said something like : "but I go to work all day". She said that didnt matter she'd go shopping during the day. To cut a long story short , she was trying to impose herself on the guy. He must be a bit of a hunk cause sitting in that seat opposite me she didn't look too bad at all. Forgot to tell you ... as soon as she started talkin to the guy she got excited and fiddled with her dress again , lifting it up and drawing it even further up her legs. Poor old chinaman. Myself , I could see all this out of the corner of my eye. Chinaman didnt bother with such niceties , just stared at her : )

Anyway , think she drew a blank with the guy on the phone. Add to that , when she got up and exited the train I could see she wasnt all that tall and she was a bit thick in the thighs. Explains why the guy was not overly interested , especially when ten days in a row were involved. He must have wanted only a one night stand with her , 'girlfriend' of target got in the way , and now he wishes she never got his cell number in the first place.

So , finally arrived at the airport (No.1) , four hours early for this particular trip. Resetting cameras (2) , playing with laptop , continuing with portugues language etc , then time for plane to take off. In the plane , the 8 hr flight went rather quickly. Switched on movie shows and watched bits and pieces of about ten or more movies. Not one of them sustained my interest , including Borat's flick. That one got a bit simple/corny after a while. Although , I liked Borat's introduction. First words he spoke , were something like : "Hello my name is Borat , I like sex".

Arrived at Airport.2. (name with-held to protect the paranoid : ) and another four hours wait for the next flight. Typed this out , then more Portugues language lessons. By the time I arrive at Airport 3 , I will have been on the road for almost 33hrs. Can't sleep on planes , just can't. Then another 25hrs later , off again to Airport 4 , wait in transit lounge then to final Airport No.5 .. Recife Brazil. Only a Headless Chook would do things this way : )

Don't think I can unwind and sleep on the plane. Will not be able to sleep until I've arrived at Recife , but I am arriving on a Saturday about 5pm , and after a 12yr absence , and it being a Saturday night , and only 3 weeks to check Brazil out , there will be no time for sleep. Immediately on arrival in Recife I'll unpack bags , put on dandy clothes , off to "Shopping Recife" , a big Mall , for Spider and Fly activities , plus purchase of a plastic washing bucket and soap. On return to Hotel soak clothes I wore non stop on flight/s , then out and about again first night , first stop Azuzinho Bar , source of beauties 1995. Will Azuzinho still be there ? Got other joints to hit that night too. Exciting times are ahead of me : )

And yes , the Hotel issue resolved itself. They emailed me night before I left and said they'd received the money and have the room for me.

I have researched and prepared/planned for this trip better than any other trip in my life. Why ? Dont think I will ever be able to return to Brazil in this life time. Maybe in the next life , where I might come back as an 'African' drum , and the Salvador (south of Recife) natives beat the hell out of me : ) So I am trying to get value , especially when going to Brazil is costing me the equivalent of three trips to either Flipsville or Thailand. Gotta get value.

The 25hr stopover was just a case of taking a kip/sleep , showering and back to the Airport again. Yes , I booked into a budget style hostel , sharing a room with another. When I checked in the other guy was not there. Took the opportunity to take a pic of his side of the room. See below. The room was about 2mtrs long by 3mtrs wide , 1mtr separating our beds. Inmate was at work when I arrived , got a nice sleep from 10am to 4pm , he arrived at around 7pm. Boy , if I was an asshole I could have taken all his precious possessions whilst he was at work. Personally , I would not like to return from work to find a complete stranger in my room , but that's what happened to him today.

See the pic below. Imagine living in that rathole , and imagine me paying U$35 for the pleasure of sleeping there. Even so , I paid a deposit to stay in same room on return from Brazil , when I have a 48hr layover , before my same long winded flight back home. Can't be bothered tramping around the streets with 3 bags totalling in excess of 20kgs looking for a better room. Accommodation is hard to get at this 'secret' stopover. On checking out I told the Receptionist guy I'd bring back a brazilian chick for him. He said : "That would be nice" , then a guy behind me called out , "bring one for me too , in fact bring a six pack , six of them for me and my friends". Anglo Saxon woman in background didn't look too pleased. Told the guy I'd bring the chicks with band and music , "we'll have a party in this room" (where woman was) , says I. Guy emptied his beer can and looked excited at the prospects. Funny thing is , lots hear about Brazil but 1. They dont know the negative side , and most importantly , 2. They never go to Brazil. Other people go , but this type of guy never goes. Timid soul , just stays in the same country all his life. Can drink beer , but thats about all. To each his own , so long as he is happy : ) 

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PIC ..... U$35 Rathole en route/root to Brazil. Mini room I shared for few short hours. Rather poor quality pic , but I will retain , as it serves to jog my memory as to what I experienced on this tour. As there is no space in this room (pic) , fellow tenant has to pile his belongings on his narrow bed (brown colour) , and close to the foot of his bed. One metre separates his bed from mine. Enough room to swing a cat. He lives like this all the time , belongings piled on bed , as other bed (mine) and space has to be free all the time in case casual tenants like me turn up. He goes off in the early hours of the morning to work , and returns about 7pm at night. Switches on the tv (left) and watches in solitude , drinking Johnny Walker. A lonely existence. Where's the chicks in his life , where's the adventure ? On the treadmill , workin for d' man , that's all.  Note : This very ordinary pic was removed , to save downloads.

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So , out the rathole accommodation I go , had a feed down the street. Reminded me of a similar place in Davao City , Philippines. Sub standard food. Brazilian food will be better. To the airport , arriving eight and a half hours before the plane leaves. No safe public transport to catch for my 6.25am flight and the taxi is U$70 so early public transport it is for $3. At airport find a nice cosy spot where I can type the above stuff out. Think to myself , "after typing , can lay down and rest in that corner over there". Just as I said that to myself a reasonably attractive american college type girl comes along and says she is going to sleep in that corner. We chatted a bit , I typed a bit , then along came a thin European guy , and he entered our den/zone. I said to him : "Looking for somewhere to sleep ? Sorry we are full tonight , but we'll have a vacany tomorrow night". Shy type. He tells me , with a straight face , he is looking for a power outlet for his laptop. I'll be doing the same when the battery of mine runs out.

It's now 11.30pm , seven hours before my flight takes off. What to do ? Shag the College Student ? She must be hard up for a buck , her flight does not take off until 2pm tomorrow afternoon ! She can't afford a room and maybe can't afford to eat. In other words she is waiting 14hrs at the airport. She might as well make some money whilst waiting for her flight ? For an entree she can suck my dick : )

Off to the Bar/Coffee Shop. Got enough foreign coins to buy a cup of coffee. Had my first beer en route today , first in months. Only one small bottle , that's all. Will wait till I hit Brazil before I start drinking in earnest. Gotta watch out for drugging of drinks in Brazil too. Apparently thats increased since my last visit in 1995. Along with the new 'flavour' .... murdering people for body parts.

Bunda , bunda , ass , ass , here I come. Better get some pics of ass , otherwise you guys will kick my . . .

I must explain ... on returning to the Airport this night , I headed for the same Terminal that I had arrived at earlier in the morning. In the morning I checked out my departure terminal and found it had no facilities , such as table , cof shop , info office and so on. So I went back to the arrival terminal and hung around there until 1.30am when I realised all too late , I was locked in , couldnt leave for my departure terminal until 5.10am. No transportation to get from one to the other , about 10kms away. And , with a combination of walking , catching transfer transport , and then walking quite some distance again , once inside the terminal , it would take a total of 25 mins or more to get to the check in bags area and yet the plane left at 6.20am. If everything went smoothly , I would arrive 5.35am for departure 6.20am. For an International flight , cutting things too fine. Lucky for me I asked a guy , who looked like Airport Security , how I could get to my check in terminal earlier than 5.35am. He turned out to be a construction manager working in the area , and offered to take me in his company car 10kms to my departure terminal. So off we go. I gave him one of my unique gifts with a card. He said he had wife No.3 , a Russian lady , and his 13yr old daughter from that marriage would love the 'unique gift'. I took his email address.

So , about 2.15am off I go with the good samaritan/construction manager , to the departure terminal , arriving about 2.30am. Better than arriving 5.35am for a 6.20am flight. Laptop battery flat , and no power adaptor to fit their power outlets , so back to Portugues language lessons : ) In less than 3 hours my plane takes off for Airport No. 4 then a four hour wait and then to Airport 5 in 2 plus hours , 30 min wait there and then final leg of 8 hrs. This 6.25am take off is the beginning of my Portugues and Brazilian encounters. Air Portugal from this point on. I find flight number has been changed , no mention of my flight on public board. Departure time changed also. Plane left late , 60% empty and arrives Lisbon where I wait in the advertised departure lounge. Public announcement goes up that departure lounge changed. Go to new Gate , and we take an airport bus along the tarmac about 5kms away to our awaiting plane. Bus stops outside plane , but we cannot exit bus , as cleaners have not finished cleaning plane. Twenty mins in bus and we board plane. My planes safety belt was not functioning , got Hostie to replace it. We sat in the plane for 10/15mins waiting for more passengers. Finally everyone arrived , plane 100% full , up and away we go. Getting closer to the target. Someone should send me a medal for suffering this marathon of a trip , all for the sake of pussy , and only observations at that (celibate).

On board there were some interesting observations. As is the way with Brazilians , once the plane is up and away and the 'fasten safety belt' sign is off , they all get up , walk around the plane and talk to anybody. Very gregarious lot. No hot babe came to me and chatted. Did so in flight 1986 , a hot teeny studying in America came and chatted with me. I was 21yrs younger , why wouldnt she : )

Observed what appeared to be a relatively fresh looking brazilian hooker get up from window seat one side , walk around to other side of plane and chat up a foreigner. He seemed surprised and lacking any personality (European ? sorry fella's : ). Actually the Europeans are more suspicious of strangers , so he just listened to the gal , but didnt say much. She bent over , almost touching his nose , smiling , caressing his arm etc , but flat battery , no response from him. She went back to her seat. It was not until our plane arrived in Brazil 8hrs later that she noticed me , her second choice ?

 

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ARRIVAL BRAZIL 

Out of the plane we go. First a queue of about 300 waiting for six Immigration officials to have a look at our passports. I observed some folks bending under the barrier , going forward and starting a new queue , ahead of about 290 people. After 20 mins of waiting , I did the same , jumped my queue and hopped on the end of a new queue with only 3/4 people in it. Got served straight away. They need to enlarge the Immigration area. Out of all proportion to the rest of the airport , so tiny. In baggage area , shortage of trollies , saw people stealing other peoples trollies , so I did the same. My bags were already on the carousel , out I go through Customs and into the huge arrivals hall. No super chicks there to greet me : )

Even so , saw some hot bodies , dark brown babes , much darker than flips. Went to tourist info for a city map etc , then to Exchange , then to Air Portugal enquiry desk. Stood in queue for about 30mins or more , too slow , then I learn 'computer down' etc. Left queue and went outside to a taxi. From arrival of plane to exiting Airport it took two hours. Surprised at the cost of taxi , double what I understood it to be , same trip P150 in Philippines , but equiv of P1,200 here in Brazil. I never pay P1200 for a taxi in the Philippines. Arrive at Hotel and they look in reservation book , no reservation. After a while I get room reserved for me (via email , but no record in their books). This is not the room I originally requested , but at least its a room. Shower , its 24hrs since I left my previous accommodation and then to Airport. To Shopping Mall , taxi expensive again. Inside Mall see a Super Chick , but she does not want to see me. Indifferent. Twenty four hours later , still thinking of her ... d' best.

Objective at Mall .. buy plastic washing bucket and soap. Big Department Store , but no logic/sense. Had to buy bucket upstairs for more than twice the cost back home (small-medium size costing R30/U$15) , stand in a 20 man queue to pay , exit , then walk downstairs , enter same Store again , buy soap and join 40 man queue to pay for soap. No internal access from one level to the other. Have to go through cash registers , and thus buy two times. Back to Hotel in taxi. Cost of taxis added to bucket = total of U$35 for a small-medium sized plastic bucket (made in Brazil). Perving on the Super Chick was worth it : )

Washed clothes I had travelled in the last two and a half days. Going to Salvador in two days time. Clothes will be dry when I return from Salvador. Have to keep room , Carnaval coming , accommodation impossible during this time. Will be back in Recife , 2/3 days before carnaval.

Out the door I go , no time for eating. Tell taxi driver : "Zona Pina" , he gets there , then I say : "Azuzinho Bar" , he doesnt know it , asks around and they tell him "no more , closed". We go to actual site of Azuzinho and yes there is a big wall up , closed. Not only Azuzinho but all bars in that area. Police clean up ? One area in particular , which catered for pretty yuppy types , gone altogether , replaced with a high rise and parking. I cried crocodile tears. Been savouring my return to Azu' for 12yrs ! Most importantly I did enjoy it when I had the opportunity.

Enjoyed the girls at Azu'. Will always remember them. Gostosa/tasty.

Asked driver to park outside Sampa , where there were plenty of U$15 ST freelancers in 1995. Place had been modernised , maybe too early , not one single hooker. Driving around the area lots of pretty girls on footpaths. All of them Transvestites says driver. Parked outside Chatatak and Bamboo , no temptation to enter. Driver claims he has a good place , along the Boulevard (Boa Viagem) , name : "A Finita". Two VW Kombi buses parked on Boulevard selling hot food , beer and people congregating around. Did not impress me , most folks looked constipated. I decide to take initiative and request Patio de Sao Pedro in Recife itself , promoted in Lonely Planet. Arrive and realise I had been to this same place in 1986. Live band on big stage , folks dancing , drinking. All in front of a Church. Lots of churches in Recife , but few people attending them. Only for births , weddings and deaths. They might as well do the wedding and death ceremony at the one time. Same thing .. weddings 'n death : )

This Sao Pedro spot was in the ok category. Driver was ordering beer and food on my behalf all the time. Had to get message across to him , I am the one who orders , especially when he is getting the wrong beer and also food I dont want to eat (yet pay for). Presumptious. The males are presumptious bossy types if you let them be. Have never experienced that with the servile brazilian girls though.

Off to my next request , also in Lonely Planet : Rua Bom Jesus. He takes me to Rua da Guia , same area as described in Lonely Planet , it seems. Well that was the one. Lively young spunks , music , cheap piss (beer) and opportunity to fuck. All out on the street. Some small bars with music inside but most folks sitting outside on the road and footpath , enjoying sea breeze and observing each other , like me. See below , pic of folks I met :

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PIC ..... Rua da Guia ... Recife. Street scene. Dutchy on left , her brother on right. African looking babe with Amigo (not boyfriend) at rear. Dutchy was sexy , tongue out , pretending to lick African's big tits. Note ear rings on Dutchy. Typical Latina fashion accessory. Fun loving people .. and yes , I consider Dutchy a 'cookie in the oven' .. for later on in this trip. Note : This pic was removed , to save downloads.

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If you go to that area , do not expect too much. Happened for me , might not happen for you. Next time I go there might be 'dead'. Stuff like that happens.

Around 1.30am driver tells me "we are going home , back to Hotel" , he is going to drop me off. I tell him I'll pay him , not going back now. Pretend to need his services in future , take his calling card , pay him , away he goes. Best time happened after he left. Sitting there with a fat , grubby looking taxi driver did not endear me with the tidy fresh looking people sitting at tables around me. Once he had gone , folks moved in and chatted with me. In particular a guy with his sexy sister. She had blonde hair and light skin. A product of the Dutch Colonization of this particular part of Recife hundreds of years ago maybe. She had a bit of a 'dutchy' look. Certainly sexy , thats for sure. She's the one above I call 'Dutchy'.

Then friends of theirs joined in, especially a very dark curly haired sexy girl. Definitely 'African' type. All smiles , guys (3) and girls (2). I took lots of pics of 'african' girl but they did not turn out. Had wrong settings on camera. Did not realise this until I got my first opportunity to transfer shots to laptop next day. What you see on camera monitor is not what you get. What you see on computer is what you get : )

One of these guys said out quite aloud , in the presence of african looking babe "she is not a prostitute". It was all friendly stuff , no aggression whatsover. I suppose he said that cause lots of foreigners presume a black girl without a job will fuck for money. Maybe he wanted his sister to get the money instead : )

I was there with them , until 4am. They would walk down the street 20mtrs , dance then return , all the time. Not once did they try to con me or ask for drinks etc. Not once. Decided to keep them and their girls for another day. I regard them as 'contacts' and will find something (chick) even better through them (hopefully : ) Have email address of 'dutchy' will send them copies of pics on return from this trip. 

Daily Diary

 

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Back at hotel , cant remember what I did , but woke up 10am , had free breakfast , washing of clothes , transferring and editing pics etc. Quiet day , drank a lot of beer last night , a lot. But no hangover , amazing cause I had not eaten since exiting plane. Didnt eat anything taxi driver ordered night before. His food didnt look too bright to me. Impatient , caught taxi to bus terminal P1000 plus equivalent , same trip Philippines P250. Bought luxury bus ticket for Salvador , departing 6.30pm tomorrow night , Monday. U$30 , not bad for a 900km trip. Returned to Hotel on train , cost Pesos15 equivalent. Taxi driver was keen to take me back (round trip) for a discount equiv to P600 but I declined. Train was much quicker than taxi , and a more direct route. Driver told me he has been divorced two times "never get married" he says. Tell me about it , I have never been married : )

Early in the evening went for a walk , checking out nearby 1995 spot , it was dead .. Sunday. At least it was there. Then walked to gasoline station to buy a telephone card , gotta ring Salvador Contact tomorrow morning and inform him of my arrival time (ETA). Nice having someone to meet ya at bus terminal. Hope this guy (F) is not presumptious and bossy. If he is , I will soon dump him.

Went to sleep 10pm after eating two packs of biscuits. Respectable looking eating places closed on Sunday. No excitement tonight , recovering from marathon trip , from my house back home to Brazil. Up out of bed 12 midnight. Type above out , fiddle with camera etc , did not go back to sleep.

Bed bugs have eaten me , think it was previous 'Rat Hole' (see pic above) that did that , not Recife Hotel. Will find out tomorrow morning , when I wake up (bugs again ? : ) Management of Hotel returns to work tomorrow morning. Gotta sort out credit. Looks like they ripped me off on exchange rate (room deposit = half of total bill , 23 day stay , substantial money involved). Then phone Salvador guy 'F' and advise ETA , eat at favourite Recife spot 1995 ... is it still there ? Jerk myself off , then on the bus to Salvador : ) After fraternising with 'dutchy' and 'african' I am getting horny. Shame , shame , I am supposed to be retired and celibate by now. Does a 'true blue' Monger ever retire ? : )

6.30am downstairs to free breakfast , then walk to Long Shin my favourite por kilo self serve Restaurant (1995) , just to see if its still there. Will eat there later on in day. But gone , not there anymore. Walk around a bit more , introduce myself to coco gelo man outside hotel. Bought him lots of beers 1995 but he does not remember me. Won't buy him anymore : ) In 1995 I promised hotel employee and stamp collector by the name of 'Leal' that I would bring him some stamps when I return. So over the 12yr period I casually collected stamps for him and now have returned with a big bag of stamps for him , but of course he is not working at the Hotel anymore. Thought it worth a try. Would have been embarrassing if he had been here and I did not bring stamps. Embarrassing for me , but dont think he would have remembered my promise anyway. Had a chat with hotel Accountant , yes they have ripped me off U$70 on the exchange rate (deposit room). Honest Brazilians ? Don't bet on it.

Had a chat on the phone with F , my Salvador contact. He seems to understand my Portugues and says he will be waiting for me tomorrow at Rodoviaria (Bus Terminal).

Negatives ... No : 1. Azuzinho (chicks) gone 2. Leal (stamps) gone 3. Verandah/Spider Fly at Hotel gone 4. Long Shin Restaurant gone 5. Americano Andrew (died) 6. Favourite hotel room not avail. Had to accept inferior substitute. I've overspent 60% on my daily budget already and yet I haven't hired a woman. Amazing , money just disappears in Brazil. Cost of taxis does not help.

Positive happenings : Rua da Guia has potential , and its a new experience for me. Contact 'F' in Salvador seems confident and ready to go.

 

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I am staying in Brazil. Airlines will not let me fiddle with return dates. Brazil is ok so far , but not brilliant. Walking around town this morning hundreds of girls going to work but not one looker , not one. There is a shortage of 'lookers' in brazil , 8.30am in the morning , anyway. They are here , but they are not on every street corner. More , per head of population , in Thailand and Philippines , thats for sure.

9.30am now. Two hours sleep last night , so back to sleep , get fresh for 900km bus trip to Salvador. Takes almost 14hrs to get there. Might fly on return trip , fuck the expense : )

Been having lip problem for a few days now. For first time put on my glasses and had a close look in the mirror. It looks like herpes. I have been sneezing quite a bit , got it from fellow passengers in planes. So now herpes simplex , aka , 'cold sore'. Tramped around the streets for ages looking for Pharmacies , found only two or three and none of them offered me anything for cold sore. Lack imagination this lot , dumb , thick. They looked at cold sore but came up blank. Walked back to Hotel , got portugues dictionary and found portugues word/expression for cold sore , returned to pharmacy and got the medicine. Discomfort from lip started to recede almost immediately. Wouldnt get any chicks with the lips I had. Didnt look pretty (cold sore).

Packed bags , went to Bus Terminal and arrived with only few mins to spare. Hop in bus , about to take off and I think of Salvador and the interesting pics I will take there. Then "camera , camera , where the hell is the camera". Both of them locked in big bag back at hotel. I had a quick think , "no , not going 1000 kms / 14hrs and not take pics , not doing that". Out of the bus I go , back to ticket office they change departure date and I return to my hotel. Rang contact F and explained will be arriving a day late. Whilst talking to him , my telephone card expired. Walked 500mtrs to a joint bought another one , returned and finished conversation with F. Long distance phone calls in Brazil are not cheap. Cost less in my home country. F did not seem too happy about the delay. Hope he is easy going , otherwise he will get the flick.

And yes , I have been bitten again elsewhere on my body. Obviously bugs are in my Recife Hotel room.

Its a Monday night , catch taxi to Rua da Guia to have couple of quiet beers. Get there and place deserted. All shops shuttered up , not even a dog or cat walking around the streets. Abandonded. Taxi driver says "nothing , M to W Recife". Only action Thurs - Sunday. Back to Hotel. Walk to a rough joint brazilian guy pointed out last trip 1995. Its grubby , people are grubby and mostly overweight , 90% males. Sit down , no one serves me , off I go to a better place saw earlier in the day. Some respectable looking chicks at this place , and joint clean. Sit down , order beer , order pizza : cheese , tomato , onion. No problem with language explaining that one. Pizza arrives cheese and onion only. Waiter sends it back , returns with only three tiny pieces of tomato on it. Shit , will anything go right for me (FFF6) ...... : )

After first bottle of beer and beginning of second I tell waiter to ask an 8/10 girl , sitting with girl friend two tables away , if she'd like another bottle. She and her friend had already drunk one bottle of beer. I asked waiter three times but he would not ask her. Apparently he knows she is married or doesnt like foreigners or what. Of all the girls there , not one , not one , looked at me , not one. Getting a blank from Brazilian girls. Pay my bill and return home empty handed. Two days and three nights .... nothing happening , except for Rua da Guia , previous Sunday night.

Forget Brazil fella's , forget Brazil : ) Grubby , expensive , indifferent ..... dats Brazil.

Now the Hotel toilet is not flushing. What else can happen to screw up my tour ? : )

I've only got two more bullets left .... Salvador and Carnaval Recife.

At the rate I am spending , better see if I can get a cash advance on my credit card today. Target bank (Citibank) is in same area as Rua da Guia , where Dutch Colonial architecture reigns. Might wander around there before it gets hot. Interested in old architecture.

Have brekky , cash up , wander around Antigo area , siesta , then long bus ride to Salvador. After Salvador I will have only one bullet left.

Had brekky , getting difficult to fill up , identical food every morning. Guy sneezing whilst I am trying to eat. Out of there and to elevator , guy stepping out of elevator sneezes in my face. Everyone sneezing. Go back to room and have another look at my face , not good. No wonder the girls are not looking at me : ) Might take 2/3 more days to get rid of cold sore/herpes. Reception Desk tells me bank does not open until 10am. Shit things are going slow. Dont think there is any chance of this trip picking up. There will be some excitement , but sex with nice girls ? .... doubtful. At least I will have satisfied my curiosity. Brazil has not got any better , possibly its got worse.

In Salvador gonna get some postcards and write on them : " Having a great time ? , Wish you were here ? " Prepare them for my long face when I return : )

Down to the bank I go , and whilst waiting for it to open , take pic of nearby Rua Bom Jesus , street nightlife drinks scene. Not impossible to pick up girls here , but need different m.o. , they are not prostitutes , although some prostitutes operate not far away in cantina's. Very close to 'Jesus' is Rua da Guia , where I visited couple of nights ago. Also possible to pick up a fuck there , but like 'Jesus' not so fast , need patience (cookie in oven approach). Worth waiting for. Much better fucks than the whores. Will try Bom Jesus and Guia again on return from Salvador. That area and Carnaval is my only hope , before I take the long trip back home : )

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PIC ..... Rua Bom Jesus - Recife (Pron : Hoo-a Bon Je-zois) Dutch colonial buildings , tram tracks (no trams nowadays). One of the nicer streets I came across. Non prostitute (?) street scene here at night , and Rua da Guia also (close by) Rua da Guia is smaller , has no trees and is a bit dilapidated by comparison. My kind of street , Rua da Guia : ) Note : This touristy pic was removed , to save downloads.

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Bunda , bunda , ass , ass. In six hours time my bus leaves for Salvador. I expect to see some ass there : )

At the bank , an English speaking babe tells me to wait at a specific spot on the counter. I see above me , at this stop , there is a sign which indicates that I am at the spot where folks are : 1. pregnant or 2. hard of hearing , or 3. on a walking stick , or finally , 4. in a wheel chair. This counter is called "preferential" but I wait ten mins or more and no preferential treatment. Another girl comes up to me on my side of the counter this time and informs me the only way I am going to get money is via their ATM machines and thus leads me to one. I asked her to show me , cause I did not want to lose my card (and I did not want to lose her , an attractive english speaking babe). Told her "give you ten percent for helping me". She liked that one .. smiled , wriggled her body. Got money , and so she then walks away nodding 'no' (doesnt want 10%). I said I will send it to her , she smiles and walks on.

Back to my room , shower etc make sure camera's are in my bag this time. To the bus terminal on the train. Fair number of nice legs today. They wear extra tight jeans. Not the trouser type. Tight starting above the knees or tight starting above the ankle. Extra tight illustrating their great shape. Reasonable faces to match those legs today. They have better legs than Thais and Flips. Those braz's with good legs , that is. Many braz babes have thick/fat thighs , not good legs at all. A braz with good legs will beat a Flip/Thai with good legs because their legs are longer , and they have more ass. Confuscius says : "longer legs means longer wait" (for fuck).

 

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SALVADOR 

Bus arrives , we take off half hour late and fifteen mins into trip have to change buses. Made up time and arrive Salvador on schedule but no 'F' to greet me. Eventually I ring him and he tells me he'll be there in ten mins. F arrives , I sit him down and assess him. Ask him pertinent questions , and find out he's married with two kids and works at night as a taxi driver. Great , how is he going to accompany me and show me non tourist type bars/ hangouts at night if he has to drive a taxi at night to support his family ? Foreigner who recommended him didnt tell me F has to work at night.

OK , F says he has no accommodation for me in Pelo' area , but friend has apartment at right price. But I dont want to be stuck in an apartment miles away from the action , and so I lead him to Pelo' and Hotel Sol Sao Francisco (1986 experience) and find of course its no longer there , a Post Office has replaced it. Then to Cantina da Lua (1986 again) and it has been converted into a restaurant. Drinking is now downstairs , and outside , at ground level. Favourite restaurant (also 1986 experience) was my next call , but it is being demolished and rebuilt.

I tell you , Pelo' is choc a bloc of tourists. There are more tourists than locals. In 1986 we tourists were definitely a tiny minority , now the locals are the minority and German , Italian , Brazilian tourists are by far the majority. Bit of a struggle to find accommodation , but got one place for 3 nights then another place for the following 3 nights , both in the same street and only 30mtrs apart. Not cheap for what they are , but tourist season and Carnaval just days away. Then I walk around a bit and realise tourism has taken over. Its no longer a historical and cultural place , its just a cattle yard of foreigners.

Avoided F on this first night. Need time to think how I am going to do biz with him and also need time to get my head clear after all that travelling. If he is with me all night , how can he earn money for his family ? I explained to him via email before I came to brazil what I am looking for. He says he has just the right area and places , viz , non tourist spots where a guy can find a cute fuck for modest prices , and/or freebie girl friend types (shopping next day). OK I will go with him tomorrow night and see if he is on the ball. I've already asked him how much he takes in a night (cash flow), now I'll ask him how much he pays in rental for car , then I have an idea of his profit for a night. Dont think he will wake up to what I am on about. Once I get the rental fig then I will tell him "so you make approximately R$ per night" and have him by the balls. If the places he takes me to are not relevant for my needs , then I'll have to think whether or not to retain his services. If he is intelligent and takes me to the right places I will assess the cost/value of his services. If necessary I will get him to do a grande whore tour this coming first night , write down all the places , then go to those places following nights by myself. Compared to Thailand and Philippines , Brazil is expensive. Gotta watch my spending.

Now I have a chance to sleep for the first time in 23hrs. Slept 6pm - 10pm. Didnt sleep on bus , can't. Showered , out the door I go minus my watch and leather bag (security reasons). Surprised , street abandonded , then find some streets with small pockets of folks drinking , music etc. It's wednesday night , an off night , tomorrow night will be better. After a walk around , park at Cantina da Luna next to footpath. Small number of hookers pass by , none up to my standards. So far , in Brazil , I have been a spectator , no one chatting with me , no chicks looking at me. Its like I am a ghost and nobody can or wants to see me. Exception : Rua da Guia in Recife. Lovely sea breeze at 'Lua' (Salvador). We are elevated , other parts of city are below us. The sea breeze is coming from down below. In 1986 local acoustic musicians at Lua , 2007 , recorded shit disco music. Shame , but ones gotta go with the flow , squeeze that lemon and get a lemonade (drink) where possible.

Then an attractive hooker comes along the footpath and lo and behold she looks me straight in the eye ! Don't look at me babe , I am a ghost , no one looks at me. Almost immediately the guy with her says in english : "Mr , my sister". And just as quickly I nod my head 'no' and wave 'goodbye'. Pimps in Brazil ? Now , I was told in 1986 that pimping is illegal and there are no pimps in brazil. Another new development in the last 21yrs ... pimps ?

I remember now in 1995 , things happened slowly. I had plenty of money and plenty of time then and so went with the flow and scored some nice ones. Maybe it will still happen , that is , nice "non whore" types sucking my cock ? Even if there is no sex , I am enjoying myself. I've escaped Planet Earth and am now on Planet Brazil. Memories from here will keep me going for months back home. (I hope : )

A group of tourist girls sit not far from me. Not attractive and they are drinking water. Forget : ) I find in Salvador the tourist girls do look around , to see if there are any fucks for them , but not the local brazilian girls. About 1am the recorded music improved , more brazilian , and the foreigners have gone home , some brazilians arriving. Braz's are all nighters .. they go the distance. A good looking hooker then passes by , a bit drunk , jigging up and down , but she does not recognise me. I don't exist. Two pimps with her too. Had a chat with the brazilian lovers next table to me. Well , its a lovely sea breeze , there is mini hooker traffic , but not much else , decided to go home. Got a big night tomorrow night , hopefully. There's a lot riding on tomorrow night ... Agent 'F'. Any excitement tomorrow night or lame ? That's d' question. 

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Next day , pay visit to No.2 accomodation and pay for room. Folks arriving in truck loads for carnaval. Rooms getting more difficult to reserve. Then to lower level of city , think they call it "Baixo". Find Citibank , withdraw another R$1000 , cashing up for Recife Carnaval. Internet says they run out of money just before , during and shortly after Carnaval. Will go to the Well (atm) one more time when I arrive in Recife , so that I have got plenty of cash to go with the flow. Had a walk around 'downtown' (Baixo) , went to tourist market place , interesting potential freelance spot there , with lovely sea breeze and view of yachts moored. Problem is , they dont open at night. Then come across rows of mini cantina's , fit 3/5 guys only. They call them 'Boxes' each has a number , eg , Box 12 etc. Its written in English. They certainly are boxes. See Pic :

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PIC ..... Salvador. Box Bars. One in shot called 'Cantina Modelo'. About 6/8 little bars down on left. To right of pic , another 6/8 little box bars. Guys in pic do not look too happy. Yep they call them box bars , most have numbers , one in pic doesnt seem to have a number. Brazilians drink day and night. Lots of guys drinking during day time , lots. Note : Unfortunately this favourite kinky shot of mine had to be removed to save downloads. Chicks take precedence : )

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Bought x 3 el cheepo t. shirts , right colour, right artwork on em. Will prance around Philippines with them on. Its an advert to the guys : I've been to Salvador Brazil , get off your fat ass and go there : ) Yes , I am starting to be happy. Think I have unwound from all the travelling , starting to pick up the rhythm , fit in. Now that I am more relaxed things might start to happen. Chicks can pick up on an uptight or tired looking guy.

On returning to my accommodation , came across an 8 babe. She was entering elevator with me. The elevator that takes me back up to elevated part of city. We entered elevator together. She's got the lot ,face , boobs , ass , legs. Cool , she is cool. A real cool customer this one. Gave me a 25% look , I thought on exiting she might give me a chance but no , she trotted off in a different direction , ambling along , shakin dat ass. Cool , she was cool. Hot , I was hot .... for her. Watched her ass and legs disappear into the distance. When will I get recognition ? : )

Stopped at Cantina da Lua for a Guarana. It's a magic non alcoholic drink , magic. See pic below.

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PIC ..... Cantina da Lua. Foreground is tent extension they have nowadays , and where drinking takes place. From right of pic , hookers walk along footpath past the tent and folks like me are situated at tables right next to footpath. Creamy yellow building behind is the original Cantina da Lua building , now a por kilo Cantina da Lua Restaurant. Drinking and perving at ground level under tent. Eating only at elevated level in stone building. Lua became my eating and drinks HQ in Salvador. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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PIC ..... View looking out from my Cantina da Lua 'tent' table. Except for taxis , another world , salvador/brazil. Yeh , this pic removed too , touristy shot. Have to save downloads.

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I see that guy (pimp) and his 'sister' are at C. Lua. Looks like they hunt 24/7. Exit C Lua , back to my room. Great acoustic music wafting in through my window from down below somewhere 10am-2/3am (14/15hrs). Love the brazilian music. Same music lullabied me to sleep previous night. Must find out where its coming from.

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PIC above ..... As I lay on my bed (107) , lovely music wafted through that window. Award winning pic , dont you think ? : ) 

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OK , its 5.45pm , gotta shower , eat , and then F is calling 8pm to get the show on the road. The second last bullet in my chamber. After this one , its Recife Carnaval for my last chance to pull something off. But first bullet number one ... F and me , whoring touring Salvador .. tonight. 

WHORING TOURING - SALVADOR

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TWO STEPS BACKWARDS : 

Only one bullet left now , last night was a big disappointment.

F arrived 45mins late. First stop bus terminal to buy ticket for Recife next week , but we are too late Office closed. If F had come on time I would have been able to buy a ticket.

Then F takes me on extremely long rides in his taxi (no meter). Very big city , Salvador , brazils first capital city. By the time we finished the reconnaisance , I'd got the impression we'd gone hundred/s of kilometres achieving nothing. If the meter was on I'd be broke. F took me to the wrong places , where middle class folk drink and whore. Those girls go with brazilian guys not foreigners. They don't need our money and they certainly would not tolerate anyone who can not speak College level portugues. I kept commenting that the places he was taking me to didnt need my money , that I need to go to places where girl does not have money and so fucks for money. I dont think he had such places in his portfolio , yet such places must exist.

Amongst others he took me to a place talked about on the Internet : Aeroclube Mall/Plaza. Why they called it that , I don't know , but its a meat mall , where large numbers of hookers hover , they say. They should call it 'Fresh Meat' , but then I suspect the meat is not so fresh. Will have to think of another name : )

I told F to move on , not to park taxi and go inside , putting the pressure on him to come up with the kind of places we talked about before I arrived in Brazil via email , and talked about again when I arrived in Salvador. If we parked at Aeroclube he'd get it too easy. I can check Aeroclube by myself , everyone who surfs the internet knows the place.

However , F got very close to my target 'audience' on his last call , but its a hell of a long way from where I am staying. And has a dead end (road) nature about it. Its called : "Zona Urbana , Cidade Baixa". Tables and chairs (always plastic : ) along the beach front/promenade. Going on the houses and the few people I saw there , on this a Thursday night , its a mixture of : 'bottom feeder' , lower working class and medium working class people , who might need rent money or whatever from time to time. The problem that night .. very few people out and about. Hundreds of tables and chairs but only a handful of people , yet it was Thurs night , supposedly the beginning of nightlife action for any week. But no action this night.

The small number of people who were sitting around looked like potential targets , that is , in need of money. I am thinking , all those chairs are most probably occupied on the weekend when the lesser endowed (wealth wise) folks come to the beach. Friday and Saturday night should be busy there , but its at the end of the world. I can get a taxi in (cost me) but how do I get out when I want to get out ? But yes , I have to check it out without my good intentioned friend F. We were together 4hrs talking exclusively in Portugues. My throat got sore from talking so much. From time to time I wanted him to shut up. Was tired of trying to make myself understood and tired of trying to understand him. Wanted silence , but he is not the type to be silent. He is a talking machine , and my brain had no rest from trying to work out what he was saying all the time.

Around 12.30 midnight he parked his taxi outside Cantina da Lua , we drank about 8 small bottles of beer. Took pic of couple of hookers who were zero-ing in on me , then he went his way , I went mine. If it wasnt for the discovery of Zona Urbana last night would have been a total disaster. But it was still a disaster. Gave him R$100. I asked him about profit as a driver earlier on , and he said he averages R$1/150 profit per night. So gave him 100 (U$50) , end of story.

Told him I will sleep next day , not young etc. Not true (re sleep) , but want a break from F. He is actually a well meaning , sincere guy , but he doesnt seem to be able to dig up the kind of places I am interested in. And talking portugues non stop for four hours , that's an ordeal , I tell you. See below pic of Hookers at Cantina da Lua , zeroing in on weary me. I'd had enough trying to understand F , at 1am in the morning didnt want to start up all over again with a new lot , and grubby ones at that :

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PIC above ..... Hookers at Cantina da Lua. Sorry , enhanced pic too much , washed out look. Otherwise everything too dark , you wouln't see anything : ) This is what you'll see time and again in Salvador , grubby B grade hookers like these ones. They had sad faces , I asked them to smile , otherwise pic would have been worse. After pic they asked me for a drink each (U$3 total). Naturally I agreed .

Then I went to toilet , asked F to explain to hookers during my absence , that I am not young , and nowadays am only a spectator : ) "Save face" for them (if only they had one : ) They were not too happy when I returned from the toilet. They then knew , no $ forthcoming from me. And of course , no more smiling. $3 for a smile , everything costs , especially when dealing with hard cores : ) 

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So , only one more bullet left .. Recife , Carnaval and Rua Bom Jesus/da Guia type street scenes. Ever the optimist I think something is going to happen before FFF6 comes to an end.

Salvador seems to have no Metro (train) service. Hard to navigate by bus , you have to know the city , ie , where to get off etc , which leaves taxis and the big distance from place to place , resulting in expense. Eats into the budget too much. To get a looker hooker you'd have to pay R$2/300. In my opinion they are not worth it , no heart. Good bodies and faces (R$200/300 babes) but no heart. And no English ! No chance of a GF experience. For masochists only : )

So , what can I do now ? Cause of impending Carnaval , I had to pay six nights accom in advance. Three days one place , three days another = R$330 (U$165). First place kicking me out after three days (Carnaval bookings). Second place kicking me out after three days also (Carnaval bookings). Add to that factor , I can not return to my home country early. My air ticket does not allow it. So will try and stay in Salvador 4/5 more days , then to Recife where I have a room and Carnaval , plus Dutchy and Africa type of scene.

A disaster. This trip so far is a disaster. Exception : potential of Rua da Guia and Rua Bom Jesus (Recife). Today my exciting (?) programme is : Send postcards at post office ("Having a great time , wish you were here" : ) ; Confirm via email still got room in Recife , then buy bus ticket to there. Tonight I will try either or both Aeroclube Meat Mall and Zona Urbana by myself. I've had most success in life by myself. Agents/Contacts are great if ya 'gel' with them and they know what you want and know where to get it. Nice guy as he is , F does not fit into that category : )

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PIC ..... Whorist HQ - Salvador. My accommodation. You've heard of No.10 Downing St , now there's No.107 de Brito St. Lots of fucking going on behind that door , not. The nerve centre of my intense Salvadorian sex life. You can give this pic a miss : ) Pic removed , to save downloads. Nothing special.

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Curiosity.

You remember I said on the NEW page , before I embarked on this trip , FFF6 is all about satisfying curiosity , that is , answering the questions in my mind : What has happened during my 12 years absence from Brazil ? Have I been missing out on something ? Answer : No , I have not been missing out on anything , other than big expenses , frustration and grubby looking b. grade hookers. Still , its a nice escape from Planet Earth , but sexcapade or even voyeuristic , it is not , so far.

Back to the basics : Philippines and Thailand , much better , no doubts about that. Now I play the waiting game. Waiting for my plane back home , unless of course a miracle happens. I'd better start praying : ) Shit happens , I know that. Had a fair share of it on this trip already. But do miracles happen ? Stay tuned. You will be the first to know.

Next day , r 'n r , from F.

Silence , beautiful silence. Can hear myself think now. Bought a map , tourist office does not supply street maps ... "you have to buy them" says tourist guy. Well either tell me where to buy them or sell them to me yourself. He could do neither. Twenty four hours later found shop selling street maps. Not brilliant ones , but better than what I had (nothing). I see on the map , the Meat Mall/Market (Aeroclube) is yonks from where I am ... about Pesos 1500 equivalent to get there in a taxi , and another 1.5 on return. P3000 down the drain in taxis to visit one place alone. Zona Urbana would cost about the same. P6000 to look at two joints tonight ? ! Please send your donations to the usual address : )

Did my other little chores on shopping list , including purchasing the bus ticket , then had a couple of Guarana's at Cantina da Lua , hooker decided to park at table next to me. I would classify her C. To think that guys actually fuck scruffy ones like her. Then ate at Lua's por kilo restaurant upstairs. Not bad food , better than Recife , now that Long Shin has gone. Eating chocolate biscuits in Recife for food ... yuk ! One of my priorities when I get back to Recife , find a por kilo place with decent food. It's there , just gotta find it.

Siesta , then up off bed , freshen up , shower , check laptop info taken from Internet (nightlife). Wander around the safe areas of Pelo' , drink a couple of beers to get me in the right mood before launching an attack on the Meat Market (Aeroclube) around 9/10pm. One thing I can say with confidence .. Brazil beer does not give me a hangover. Not once have I had even a minor hangover. Gotta give Brazil credit for that one.

Sex scene observations/voyeurism , is lacking in Brazil. Outside of sex , Brazil is an intriguing observation , but sex seems to be absent. Bunda , bunda , ass , ass. Where is it ? Hope they clean their asses properly too , cause they are a pretty grubby looking lot. For sure I wont be putting my stick into any of their asses : )

It's a Friday night , surely Salvador will put on a show for Thommo ? : )

I know this Diary sounds like a whinge , but that's how it is , and not how you or I would like it to be.

I dislike hype. No hype in my Diaries : )

Stay with me , good things are going to happen.

 

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TWO BULLETS , not one.

Yes well the situation has changed dramatically , absolutely dramatically. Back to two bullets in the chamber. The day started out inauspiciously , warmed up , then got hot and stayed hot. Here is how it happened :

Exited Command HQ No.107. It's a Friday and the streets are crowded. Seem to be some pretty ones out and about too. Friday is the day for them to make money ?

To accommodation No.2 where I have got a room for three days. Check , it's still ok for me to move in Sat. After those three days at No.2 its back to Recife for Carnaval and pay for the room there too. Paying for two rooms at same time increases expense but Carnaval time is not a time to take a gamble on accommodation. So I paid in advance before I left Recife for Salv. The Lady at No.2 is very sweet and helpful. I used her computer/internet and no bad news from Recife Hotel. Looks like they are still holding the room for me. Should do , I paid in advance : ) Lady (owner) at No.2 is sweet like a carnation , so we will call her 'Carnation' or 'C' for short. I ask her about a Barbeido (Barber) and she says she will personally take me to the place , show me where it actually is. Sweet , but not necessary. On my insistence she gave me instructions instead , and I found it easily.

Typical ancient run down building. Inside there is one barber cutting hair and two other guys playing acoustic guitars and singing. One of guitarists , tall guy asks me if I want a hair cut , I say yes , he puts the guitar down , I hop on barbers chair and find it rocks back and forth like a wild horse. Thought I was going to fall over backwards at first. TG (tall guy) looks a bit like Borat and certainly sounds like Borat. His speech is very similar to Borat , very similar , plus he has that crazy smile all the time and body language of the Borat type. I saw Borat d' movie for the first time on the plane to Brazil , now he is my barber ... great ! TG tells me he has a son from a french woman and the kid is living in France. Has kids photo on display in front of me and pic of french woman/mother of kid on wall. Yeh , well I dont think she would get a fuck in France , lucky her , Borat fucked her : ) and many times apparently.

Whilst cutting my hair and talking , the other guy continues on playing guitar and singing , so whilst cutting my hair , Borat joins in , full voice , like an opera singer , smiling all the time. Singing Barber .. great , never experienced that before. See pic below.

Gave him my 75c special gift. Hair cut R$5 , gave him R$10 for the hair cut AND entertainment. Great hair cut , great. Getting fine tuned for Aeroclube tonight. Shook hands with Borat d' Barber and his friend , then outta there to Cantina da Lua , ie , 'Lua'.

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PIC above ..... Borat d' Barber (standing with scissors in hand). See story above. Singing barber , laughs and smiles all the time. French de facto wife , acoustic live music (played by barber and also customers) inside the shop. What a place. Most entertaining barber shop ever.

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Cantina da Lua :

Arrive at Lua and find the C grade hooker still sitting at the same table she was 6 hours ago. By now she is a bit drunk and surrounded by three European looking guys. Gang bang tonight ? Then she is joined by another hooker , a little bit attractive , give this next one a B rating. C grade has no hope now , guys get B to sit amongst them. Goodbye C. Then a little later B transfers to chair near C , ie , right next to me , she touches me a little , think it was intentional and says 'excuse me' in English. I do not give her recognition , cause once you give em an inch they take a mile. Then prob of getting rid of them , and so on. Must be she thinks the Euro's are cheap charlies , otherwise she would have stayed where she was. B continues to try and gain my attention. Is it the "lonely lamb" appeal , ie , I am sitting by myself , better target than three guys sitting together ? Or do I look like an old fool ? Some more hookers arrive , one a B plus/minus , if you know what I mean. Not quite a B plus , so 'minus' added on to final rating. Lua was never like this before. Its a Friday , things are warming up , but these hookers are not in my league. I would not dip my dick in any of them.

Taxi to Aeroclube , shit its a hell of a way there , mainly cause of one way traffic I suppose , or maybe driver just takes long way. Will check that out next time , cause can see on map he took longest possible way. Forty plus bucks on the meter (P1250 approx). We passed through Barra area on the way and it looked very lively. Earlier in week with 'F' seemed middle class people , tonight not so much. Maybe a prospect too ? Anyway its Aeroclube right now.

I walk around the entire Aeroclube 'Mall' , but did not enter any place. Next time I will try and understand what Aero' is. Seems eats , dance places , some free public music spot/s with facility for dancing. First to their toilets , impressed , plenty of space and spotlessly clean. It's too early for disco , so I take a Spider and Fly (SF) spot in front of live band. Every girl entering and leaving has to pass by me. There are two guys to my right , doing precisely what I am doing , assessing them as they pass. Typical brazilians they bad mouth the girls as they pass , ie , they call out to them and tell them they are pretty whatever , but in a rough way. On one occasion , one of these guys clapped as a 'looker' passed by. He added some 'rap' to his clap. More likely he added some 'crap' to his clap : )

There was another guy , he had the top spider and fly spot. He initiated conversation with me , in broken english. I immediately classified him a con man. Reminded me of Filipino con men , same approach. So , gave him the flick. Not long after that he got up and left the area. Great , I grabbed his spot. Now for the first time I am seeing a signif number of pretty girls. They are pouring past me. All colours , and gear. White , brown , black and all shades in between. Hundreds of girls pass me by , either going in or out. About 5% are acceptable for my purposes ie about 20/30 more than fuckable , of them about five genuine 8 or 8.5 lookers. Some have a bit of a look of hooker , most look like regular girls , and yes some look at me. So its seems in the tourist Pelo' area they do not look at me cause if they do , they are branded hooker ? Also I most probably look like a Monger , been doing it long enough to be so : ) I have now got one of the best SF spots in brazil. Nothing like this in Recife. It would be there , but finding it is another thing. Must ask Amigas (Dutchy and African) name and address of disco's Recife , oh yeh , Shopping Recife , remember now. Will try there on return for a Disco.

Back to Salv and Aero' .... F said night before , 100% of girls at Aeroclube are prostitutes. Bullshit. 95/98% are regular girls , thats for sure. F is clueless , and thats getting more apparent as time goes by.

10pm on I notice the percentage of hooker traffic increasing , but not dogs like those at Pelo'. Some are attractive hookers , some 6's. And oh shit , a tranny goes past. Honestly , never seen a tranny like this one , never ! About 5'10" tall , absolutely masculine/mans face , no doubts whatsoever about that , jeans with midriff showing , then skimpy cover of boobs area , but no boobs whatsoever , flat as a tack. It's obvious he is a guy , obvious. He looked straight ahead , with a 'grin and bear it' look. Didnt seem to enjoy about 100 people looking at him as he passed by. Yes , he did the tranny walk , that is , bouncing here and there , but head was rigid and he was deadly serious and he was all man , and he and we (100+) knew it !

Thought , I will ask him for a pic later on , but never saw him again.

Two brazilian guys , now behind me say its disco time , stop perving and join them at disco. I said "later". Jesus I just got rid of 'F' and all that portugues language stuff , want to have tonight off , and not struggle to be understood etc. About 15mins after they left I took off for disco , there were two disco's to choose from , I paid 45 bucks for one , entered and not one single person inside , not one. Get ok for returning later , off to 'Rock Rio Cafe' , they are all called cafes , not disco's. Locals pronounce it : "Rocky Rio". I pay my 15 bucks (U$7.5) , through a hole in the wall (security reasons , avoid hold up) and enter , shit its great , absolutely great. Very big area , lots of people , loud tremendously energetic band and singer , stairway above to observation tower etc.

Girls , girls everywhere , must be about three hundred or more of them. Everybody is into the piss (beer) or whatever and going for it. Initially I climbed about 6/8 steps and looked over the masses below me , but then I came down and went to the dance floor level and took pics of band.

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PIC above ..... Rocky. Rocky Cafe/Disco-Dance (Aeroclube Show Plaza). This singer and his band moved , absolutely high energy. He looked 'rocky' too : ) Certainly no indifference with him and his band : )

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Spotted girl in white dress , see pic below. Absolutely sexy dancer and ideal body for me , absolutely. She got excited when I started taking pics. So after shooting asked her fat girl friend "like drink" , fatty says yes , I go get drinks and deliver to fatty , not staring at 'Sexy' , cause I know for sure guys around me are watching me , they want to fuck 'White' too. Now , is she a hooker , that is the question. I think she might be but I'm not sure. Over a period of 1/2hrs I see rich guys come forward grab hold of her and start deep throat kissing her etc. Saw two guys do that. Whether she knows them , past customers or what I dont know , but I would die for those legs and sexy body language. Was hesitant to try and take her away cause I was a fish out of my depth , didnt know what the score was , and dangerous to approach her as a whore if she isn't. Regular brazilian girls act sexy , they are not necessarily whores because of that.

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ROCKY   White dress girl , aka , 'White'. Rocky Cafe/Disco-Dance. Sexy , this one was sexy Loved the legs and face too. Her fat friend to the right in green. Tilt screen forward , if dark. I've done all the enhancing I can with this one. Camera boasts intelligent flash , but not too flash with these shots (opposite and below). Can't blame the photographer , and he's not too intelligent either : )

ROCKY   Gal I call 'White'. Ideal legs , slim waist , cute face , Sexy body language. This gal was born to shag.   Her fat friend to the right , was born to eat : )

To cut a long story short , had a great time , talked to many girls , many. Arranged to meet 'Sisters' (pic below) Sunday night. They had their brother with them Friday night , presume they are going to come minus him Sunday night. They told me to come Sunday (hope i got it right in amongst all that loud music).

 

ROCKY Disco-Dance (live band) d' Sisters , aka , 'Eyes'.   Coke cup , but she drinks beer ('Big Eyes') Younger one (right) drinks only water.     Note : Camera and photographer were more 'intelligent' this time (got closer).

 

Was talking to Sisters right up to end of disco and beyond. Brother them and myself were last ones in the place , everyone else had gone home. Gave em 20 bucks for taxi , they said it cost 15 , honest girls , could have told me 40 or more and I would have given it to them , and they know I would have given it to them. Brother zero-ed in as soon as he saw money. Might have taken it off them later on. These girls do not look like hookers.

Left them behind with their brother , he didnt hear them say 'Sunday'. So to taxi , and along the way , back of Aeroclube , a guy approaches me (3.30am) and says "taxi" , I say yes. He leads me around the dark back of Aero' to what is now looking like a private car , oh no , I swing around and head for a real taxi out at the front proper , go to open taxi door but its locked , driver of real taxi is worried if he takes me as his passenger con man will get angry. Then lucky me , at the same instant I am tugging at first taxi door , another taxi pulls up , sees my predicament , bips his horn , hop into his taxi quickly , lock the door. Cause my window is up and door locked , con man comes around drivers side and sticks his taxi 'licence' in through window , I say "yes yes have licence" and sensibly, my driver takes quickly takes off with a wheel spin.

I really think I went close to getting in to trouble there. If I had got into con mans car he might have locked me in and who knows what would have happened then. When I have got a lot of beer in me , I look like I have got a lot of beer in me. This con man saw this , saw me as a soft target (alone , old) and acted accordingly. Its cause of the beer I said yes to taxi con man , normally I would wave such a guy away , but the beer altered my normal reaction to an approach like his.

Anyway , back home safely , driver who rescued me was very good. When we arrived close to my destination he asked me if my accom is far away I said blah blah , he said "oh good you do not have far to walk from where I can drop you , its dangerous around this part late in the morning" (words to that effect). I get out of taxi and straight away see a policeman 10mtrs from me , good no probs , 30mtrs down rua de brito , still in sight of policeman , and I am safely home 4am.

To bed , wake up 8am soaking wet , the bloody rain is pouring through the roof directly above me. Why didnt the roof leak somewhere else : ) Myself , clothes and mattress were wet.

 

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Then there is a knock on the door its F , shit what is he here for .... to rip me off thats what. You know , previously I came to the conclusion he was a sincere clueless type , but now he hits me for 200 local dollars (U$100). I tell him I am off to bus station and to recife when in actual fact I am checking out of this accom No.1 and checking into accom No.2 , just down the same street. He doesnt know that. Long sad face , long complicated begging story in portugues language. Gave him R200 (Pesos5000) to get rid of the fucker. Once he gets the money , he gives me a vigorous shake of the hand , mentions he is going to contact me in the future via email , I told him not to worry. Few mins later I am out the door to accom No.2. No more clueless 'F'.

Great night at Rocky disco , taxi con man , wake up soaking wet roof leaking , F hits me for R200 ..... its all happening : )

Check in to accom number 2 we will call 'Happy' , cause owner and everyone else is happy.

Then to Lua eat , back to Happy , get some sleep without rain pouring down on me , back to Aeroclube tonight thats for sure !

Oh , forgot to tell you , lost sexy 'White' babe at Rocky disco (pic above) because of those two brazilian clowns who wanted me to join them at disco. They found me inside the disco and in the company of 'White' girl and must have bad mouthed her , cause within 1 min of them arriving next to me , she took off , left me for dead. They must have said something like "gringo wants to fuck you" , or "dont fuck with gringo" whatever , but bloody brazilian guys are bad news. Keep well clear of them.

Before next visit to Aero' disco had a siesta at Happy.

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By the time I hopped into taxi outside 'Lua' I was one hour later than previous night. Driver honest , took me short way R25 , previous night R45. I know the short way now and will request such before I step into next taxi. Learning , including learning more portugues (language).

Arrive at Aero and see its called : "Aeroclube Show Plaza" and I had a further walk around and see , yes some shops , not many , kids play area , fast food outlets and a few music/dance spots. Its not a shopping mall as we know em , yes its a plaza , rather empty for its size. Do not count on this place lasting forever , possibly not enough customers to sustain it.

Only vacant table is the one 'Clowns' had previous night. Sit down , notice girls looking at me more than usual , then realise the lighting is much better. My eyes show up better in this spot. Ive got the colour of eyes they aint got , and thats gotta be good. Significant number of 6.5's to 7's pass by including one or two 8's. Sixes and sevens will keep any man happy. If they were all hookers you could say they were A minus to A + , some A++ and +++. There are some B's too , thats life. I am sure they rate me a B or C , whatever.

Amongst this parade , a guy touches girl going in opposite direction adding some sweet talk (bad mouth). Girl totally ignores. Reckon girls get a bad time from the guys. Back in 1995 I reckoned Brazil was a time warp , when men were men and women merely chattels : ) That is , the girls get the rough end of the stick. Guys trash em. Example , previous night , two different rich looking guys on two seperate occasions grabbed pretty 'White' and stuck their tongue down her mouth , she reciprocates and gives them what they want. Cops it sweet. See PIC below , this other guy got arms around 'White' , rubbing his dick in her bum. The more I think about her , the more I think I've let a Hooker slip through my fingers. If I see her again I will whisk her away and shag her to death. I'll treat her like a tramp , just like the local boys would , but with a bit of Western decency thrown in , just to surprise her : )

At Spider and Fly drinks place I seem to be having major problems. Firstly a draught beer (Chopp) takes 15mins to get , yep 15. Secondly , there is something radically wrong with my chits/bills. Thought I only drank 2/3 , get charged for 6. Paid it without much fuss , went away , 300 queuing outside Rocky Disco so back to S & F , thought I drank one beer this next time , but get charged for 2. OK next time I will tick them off in mini notebook I carry with me. Let Waiter see me doing it too. Might be guy 20mtrs from me sitting at Cash Register .. sees gringo sitting afar and loads the chit up. Also first chit I paid got funny looking R10 note in change. Never saw one like that before , queried it , nice waiter says its legit. When I came back second time gave em back their legit R10 : ) A little challenge here. Taxi driver taking me long way R20 more than it should be , Cashier loading my chit. F begging for R200. Gotta watch this lot.

So perving at S & F over , to Rocky , enter. Different band ,different girls. Lots of pics again. Oh , can I remember everything ? Not really. Chat with more chicks , but can not butterfly cause my 'Sisters' might catch me. Bumped into two Italians with two b grade hookers. See PIC below , one of the hookers.

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PIC ..... B Grade Hooker (face only) , who was with an A grade Italian Monger. Note the ear rings. Its brazil ! Reckon Italian gave her R$100 (U$50/Pesos2500) or more , for ST only. For same money you can get a lot better LT elsewhere (Thailand/Phil). Give her credit .. she had a body , long legs , ass , boobs (not in pic). That's all we need some times eh , forget the face : ) Note : This pic was removed , to save downloads.

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Actually as soon as I arrived , one of the hookers dumped her Italian lover and showed too much interest in me. Maybe cause by this time , and after a few beers , I now had the old and stupid look : ) I told Italian guy to tell her I am not taking a girl. He does so. She quickly returns to short , tubby , bald , Italian lover , that is , returns to an ATM that functions : )

Wow , then a real 8 babe standing to the side and right at back of dance hall with unnatractive girl friend. We chat a little. I go buy drinks tickets give to her , she looks and says "I do not drink" , in perfect English. That is , no alcohol , so I go back buy two tickets for agua mineral (water) give to her , she examines them looks at me and smiles. Yep , "I drink water" her face says. I just do not know why I did not stay with her , I just do not know , but I gave her my hotel address and email address and yes I did not take pic of her cause just took pics of hookers , right in front of '8'. Do not want her to think I think she is same as hookers. This 8 has no make up , a natural beauty , and seems to be keeping clear of all the boys (too rough for her ?) standing at the back of the dance hall. Playing it cool , went to the toilet came back and Braz guy is chatting her up. They step in real quick these guys , absolute pests. I think next time , if there is a next time , I have to whisk babe of my choice outta there on pretext going to eat. Once the guys see you talking to a babe , they come along and want to take her off ya. In some ways I think the guys like to intimidate the girls. That is , you've just talked to a gringo , now ya gonna talk to me. It looks like brazilian guys try to , or succeed in standing over braz girls. They impose themselves on the girls.

Anyway fella's , if it was the Philippines or Thailand I would have stayed with the chick , without interruption , but with the '8' I decided to take it easy and not push things , consequently gave a braz guy chance to stick his bib in.

Looked at the watch , its 2.30am , I know disco closes 3am , so off I go , dont want taxi trouble again like last night. Left accom for disco this night one hour later , returned home one hour earlier. Slept from 3am to 7am , then reviewing pics I took , typing this out whilst its fresh in my mind , shower , to Lua for a feed 11am. 

 

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Tonight its 'Sisters' at Aero. Might go to Zona Urbana before that , around 8pm , cause last 'action night' tonight , its Sunday. M - W myself and all others endure an enforced layoff , recharge batteries , another visit to the ATM , then back into the fray again , Thursday on'. OK , tonight its time to hit em between the eyes , sisters in particular , no more socialising ... fuckalising it is.

FUCK-A-LISING

No camera tonight , think I have already become a camera pest at Rocky. Took 93 pics one night , almost same other night. I will start getting an unwanted reputation if I keep taking pics inside the disco. Number of chicks have refused me permission to take their pic , or after I've taken it , stepped up to me and told me to erase the shot. Also some chicks have refused to accept my tiny 'unique gifts' and/or drinks ticket approach. Handed them back to me on about 3/4 occasions. Hard hearted lot compared to the more feminine Flips/Thais. Not interested in 'romance' , more pragmatic. It seems some of them think , if they accept a tiny gift or a drink ticket from a gringo , the boys and other girls will think they are a whore. Dont know , just guessing. But for sure brazilians are more hard hearted and pragmatic. I see them being romantic towards their boyfriend , but I also see them on all other occasions , walking in a straight line not making eye contact with anyone , including me. Flips look around , Thais also a bit. Braz girls are wary of doing such. Bad mouthing boys are to blame , I suspect.

Must tell you , on one occasion at Rocky disco , girl gave back drinks ticket and within seconds a guy appeared , quite solid , steps up real close to me , gets face to face , and says : "She does not like you" , in English. I told him in Portugues 'not important'. He says : "You speak English , what country you come from etc and "she does not like you" again. I repeat : 'not important'. He asks again what is my country , I repeat 'not important'. You know , I gave drinks tickets before to girls I thought were with her , then I noticed her sitting down on a box , apparently hasn't had a drink all night , looking a bit sad. I was not remotely interested in her , simply handed her a drinks ticket with a smile. This was interpreted "I want to fuck you" , I suppose , and then aggression by this guy , who wasnt with her at the time. I think he was in the area , came forward when he observed she nodded 'no' to drinks ticket , enquired with her , and then took it upon himself to be her knight in shining armour. All unnecesarry , considering I smiled when I handed the ticket and smiled when she nodded 'no' and left it at that , not looking back at her again. Going on experiences in Papua NewGuinea , I knew what was in the air. Possible scenario : He starts to shove me whatever , other guys join etc. So I exited Rocky for a little while on that particular occasion. Nothing like that has happened to me at a Disco/Dance in 33yrs of whoring in Thailand/Philippines.

Anyway , back to returning to Aero on this my last night. Haven't got there yet , still reminiscing about previous night.

Before catching a taxi , I sat down at Lua for a couple of tubes (beers). Whilst sitting there a European guy I met at previous accom approaches me and sits down. He's got money problems (havent we all : ) , sad face and less than half my age. So I am thinking , with my luck if I take him along to Aero I will pay for his drinks and then he will steal my women (Sisters). Nowadays , when people tell me hard luck stories I bounce back with hard luck stories of my own. Told him I've only got money for a couple of drinks then back to my accom , waiting for money to arrive. Not so , but better than taking the risk of spoiling my night with a young guy who's got problems.

This time I make sure taxi driver takes a short cut to Aero .. R$25. Before taxi was R$45. Sitting down at S&F (Aero drinks spot) ticking off beers as I get them and making sure Waiters see me doing so. Usual parade of 6's and 7's. I would say more 6's and 7's than any spider place in Philippines or Thailand. Of course majority of the girls are 2-5 , but I only have eyes for the 6-7's. So its depends where you are. Most areas of the cities only have dogs , other areas have respectable numbers of 6/7's.

Then Sisters walk past , I invite them to sit down but they indicate they prefer to see me at Rocky Disco. Didnt want to sit outside in front of 2/300 regular folks ("whores") , but would chat with me in the relatively private confines of the Disco , I suppose. Eleven pm Rocky disco starts and so in I go , and soon enough , the Sisters find me. They are looking smart tonight and are much more friendly (smell money ?). I am the "Drinks Tickets" man : )

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PIC ..... Other girls at Rocky. See one on left , gal striped top. Ideal legs 'n body. Smiled a lot. Young foreigner would have a chance with someone like her. Not a hooker. Classification : 7.5 (bigger boobs and she might have scraped in at 7.75 : ) These gals have got bigger bodies than Flips/Thais , incl. gal on right ( Rated : 1.1 ) , yeh , she's big , too big , and no legs : ). Didnt get a chance to chat 'Smiley' (stripes) .. she disappeared somewhere in that big 'n crowded dance hall. Anyway , I had to remain focused on my target : Sisters. Note : This pic was removed , to save downloads.

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I had already decided to return to Recife one day earlier cause concerned about having a room at Carnaval time when I returned. Hotel might be tempted to rent it out at a higher price , Carnaval only three days away. So with that in mind plus the ever present threat of local guys getting in between me and the Sisters I asked big one (eldest 20yrs) I'll call : 'Eyes' .. "we go" ? She said 'where' , I said my Hotel. In other words its time to pay the piper. She looks at younger sis , they giggle but both come with me. Suppose we can not leave the young one behind , she looks 17 , 'Eyes' says she is 18 , can not enter Disco (alcohol) unless 18 , dont know , willing to take the risk.

My Hotel does not allow chicks on the premises so off to a ST Hotel we go , where they supply us with beer and water. 'Eyes' guzzles down beer whilst yungun drinks water. 'Eyes' knows what is coming up .. sex .. needs some beer to losen up I suppose. I switch on TV , its porno , order more beer through reception , big one gets stuck into it , needs some courage. Younger one continued to stare at porno. Most prob hasnt had much opportunity to see porno before. Good , with a little luck , might make her feel sexy : )

When I thought 'Eyes' had drank enough beer , I put her hand on my cock , she smiled , looked at sister , they giggled and talked to each other. Then I took younguns hand and put it on my cock. They are both giggling now. So I slip off my trousers and get Eyes hands back on cock and younguns hands on balls. Then off with underpants and present cock to 'Eyes' , who is sitting on the side of the bed. Away she goes , suck suck (no condom , of course). I get youngun to play with balls whilst starting to take Eyes clothes off. Both girls are amused by my behaviour.

Youngun pretended to watch tv as I shagged her sister (with lubricated condom). Washed my cock , and then decided to stick it in younguns mouth , much to her surprise. She did not know what to do. I bring 'Eyes' forward and indicate she should teach youngun blow job procedure , which she does , much to the amusement of both of them. Things are happening at last. Eyes had a nice ass, youngun had no ass , she is a slim girl. Stick my dick in Eyes ass , wash , ask em would they like to return to Disco , they say yes. Along the way I slip Eyes and Youngun some cash and tell them I am tired , will go home.

Thats ok , I am sure they are glad to get rid of me. They can now buy the boys beers etc and have some real fun. That is talk and behave like brazilians. Youngun was lucky to get away with a semi bj , but too skinny for me , and maybe insult to older sister , so hesitated. If I shagged youngun , Eyes might think she was not a good enough fuck. Actually Eyes was a conservative shag. Think it was young sis's presence. Didnt want young sis to see enthusiasm with a gringo = big sis a whore ?

Back home I shower , and to bed. Not bad , having two sisters , not bad at all. But relations are not smooth like in say Philippines. Always that language barrier. Your fucking meat in Brazil (no heart) , in Philippines your fucking a 'girl friend' , of sorts.

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PIC above ..... View not far from 'Happy House' - Salvador. Before I depart for Recife. An example of Baroque architecture which predominates the area. I'd like to buy the tall slim lemon coloured building in the centre , background. Turn it into a brothel : )

Large blue building on right (foreground) was where hundreds of African slaves were held in days of old (2/300yrs ago) , brought out in front onto a stage. Portuguese plantation owners stood in the square , front of stage and bid for individuals or whole families. Sometimes husband was bought by one farmer , wife by another. Slaves were whipped and tortured in this square too. Some until they died on the spot. There was no Happy House for slaves in those days.

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PIC ..... View from a balcony and to the left of Happy House. Yeh , baroque architecture and hundreds of years of history surrounds me. If only the slaves of 2/300 yrs ago could have imagined the future. Owner of 'Happy' is wealthy and a descendant of slaves. Time takes care of everything. Note : This pic was removed , to save downloads.

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Wake up next morning , go to Bus Terminal and arrange departure this night , Monday night. So arriving Recife Tues 8am , Carnaval Thursday. Should be able to get more fucks during Recife Carnaval. Then there is Rua da Guia/Bom Jesus , plus Shopping Recife (eye candy only ?). For a retiree/celibate I am not doing too bad. Could have fucked x 10 B grade whores by now , but they are not my bag. A night like the one with Sisters = equiv of 100 B grade whores and , costs a lot less. I dont carry memories of the B grades , but I do retain memories of girls like the 'Sisters'. Memories are important , especially good ones : )

 

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In the morning , after buying bus ticket , I noticed it took 20mins to get back to 'Lua' area. So in the evening I made sure I left 6pm for the bus terminal , an extra 25mins just in case. Then boy , on the way to bus terminal that night it hit me , traffic jams , heaps of them , everywhere. My bus was leaving 6.45pm and here I am in the thick of a traffic jam and its already 6.45pm. My accommodation back at Pelo' was quickly snapped up (Carnaval in two days time) , no chance of accom tonight in Salvador. To my knowledge , only two buses departing Salvador , one at 6.45pm , the other 7pm. What a stuff up , two bags and no accommodation in Salvador.

We arrive at bus terminal 7.15pm I rush to bus , guy throws his hands up in the air in disgust. Terrible expression on his face , like : "you are trash" and says "vou" (already gone). Fucked , I knew I was fucked , but rush off to ticket office put on my best smile and manners , tell guy in portugues taxi broke down , arrived terminal late. He gets on phone , no one answers. Then he leaves office , comes back 5 mins later , and whilst running , guides me to another bus and says "ok". Phew , I enter , only about 20 passengers for a 50 seater. As soon as I enter the bus takes off. Only seconds to spare. Lady Luck was shining on me.

Find out the hard way this 'rescue bus' is not an express , stops along the way. Its now 5.30am I am awake , pull back the curtains and see folks on horses or walking herding the cattle. When we hit a town , same as cities , tiny little houses crammed together. Why so ? Why not bigger houses and some space between each of them. Each house wall touches the other house. No front space/garden , directly onto street/road once you step out of the house. Why is this so in a country bigger than the USA ?

Toilet stinks , someone has not closed the door properly and the stench is horrific. I am down the back (late taking a seat) and its unbearable , go for a walk in the bus and find a seat further away from toilet. Yet the stink remains in my nostrils. Fellow brazilian passengers continue to sleep. They are pretty good at it. I am the only one awake. Fifteen or so hours down the track we are back in Recife. To Hotel , still got room , great. Paid for remainder of stay = yes got room for Carnaval , all is well. 

WHORE SUMMARY - SO FAR : 

Whilst sitting in the bus on a 15hr journey , I summarised the situation as follows :

Limited number of B grade whores are on patrol and available to foreigners. They are very dark , grubby looking and in a hurry to find out if you want to fuck them , if so how much your gonna pay. Nothing like Thailand/Philippines , even B grade whores in those countries do not behave in such a crude fashion.

Non whores and semi whores : Show little or no interest in foreigners. Possibly they are branded as whores if they do so. Exception , young foreigner meets young brazilian gal = friendship not prostitution , in the eyes of the populace. Sometimes when old me approached young girls I was rejected outright , no apologies nothing , a 'get lost' expression on their face.

Cost of being in Brazil and whoring is about three times more than Thailand/Philippines , for little or no return. If your happy with B grade grubby ones , ok , there are sufficient for you. If you want something looking a bit clean and fresh who can supply a semblance of girl friend experience , you will be hard pressed , unless your young (20's).

If you want something better than B grade , they are certainly available at a price and via brazilian websites (escort types) and the odd pick up joint. Think in terms of U$100/150 for one shag of a beautiful girl with a beautiful body , but with no heart , and no interest in foreigners. Just banging a beautiful body. Not enough for me , but maybe enough for you. You will not find these beautiful girls at Disco's wherever. They are hidden away and will only shag with you in a secret way , viz , love motel/s. Do not expect extra's such as anal , even bj might be refused , unless of course you hand over serious additional money.

In Brazil , money disappears awfully fast.

Guys at Disco's etc are a definite nuisance and possibly a danger when your trying to secure a non whore or semi whore. If your chatting b grade whores , no problem. But the guys wont let you chat up something nice without interfering. Girl will let them interfere too because I think the girls are scared of the guys and they do not want to be thought of as whores.

The above comments are not such a problem for me cause I've had about 750/1250 hookers or semi hookers already , I'm not young , not wealthy , and on medication for hair loss which has the twin effect of lowering libido.

I've always been full of curiosity re other cultures , and Brazil fits the bill. It's another planet ... Brazil. Keeps me intrigued. So the limited sex potential for a person of my age , doesnt fuss me that much. Of course I'd love to be hopping in to bed with nice ones every night , but that would be pushing the envelope. I like to go with the flow , and doing that here means , I wont be fucking too many : )

You can go with the flow in Thailand/Philippines and get more fucks , and cheaper 'n more friendly ones too.

These were my thoughts as I travelled along in the bus. Thoughts to this point , and yes , could change as time passes by.

 

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RECIFE :

 

PIC above ..... Recife. Giant Chook on bridge. See people below it , passing by. Huge rooster. Also giant couple in carnaval dance mood (left of pic).Preparations for Carnaval - Recife. Big cock and intimidation (?). I think braz girls are fearful of braz guys , dont know for sure , but think they are. Anyway , fun fun , there'll be lots of fun during Carnaval , lots. 

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It's now 7.30pm. Found a good por kilo Restaurant earlier on. Well fed , ready to rumble , only its a Tuesday night. Flat battery night , maybe not , I will see. Checked cash situation , seems everything ok to continue as before , no real liquidity problem. Even with the beer , no real liquidity problem , no real hangovers. Aah the 'Sisters' , those memories will carry me through a few more days. Carnaval in three days time.

Washing Salvador clothes , showering , some FFF work , then out the door. First priority a place I liked in 1995. Music , great sexy dancing (by regular girls and irregular girls) and a few beers. Taxi driver tried hard but could not find it. He said only places for a few beers , music 'n moca (girls) nowadays , are in Boa Viagem , quite some distance away. Nothing in Recife city itself M-W. OK , so I agree to a long and expensive trip to Boa Viagem , cause I spent 15hrs in a bus and about ten hours in my room , gotta find some excitement.

He took a different way to Viagem , never been that way before , and sure enough he got involved in traffic jams. He drove into an area that is practising for the Carnaval. Lots of huge trucks , blasting out music , with groupies high above , amplifiers 'n speakers located below them. Followed by lots of cars (groupies/supporters of individual trucks). OK , so he says we go around the long way to avoid this , I say yes , do not want to sit stationery in a car , want to get to the action. He takes off , does a big loop to avoid carnaval practice , but runs into the same long carnaval snake again. When the traffic gets moving , he finally relents and drops me off at Antigo where there is music and beer. Not Viagem , Antigo. He had said before nothing in Antigo M-W. Brazilian dumbness once again.

I grab an elevated table and seat , located in the middle road divider , order one big Cerveja (beer) and observe. Really nothing to observe , gals 22-25yrs of age , upper working class or middle class , all spoken for , and looking rather flat/bored. B grade hooker on table next to me , foreign monger with her. He doesnt seem to be enjoying this non event or the hooker either. Presumably he does not speak any portugues.

Braz guy comes around. He has what appears to be artwork , size of a fairly large piece of cardboard. Lifts it up to just above chin level , hesitates then swivels to left , hesitates , then swivels to right , so that everyone can see the work of art. Swivels it around to show reverse side , which also has something resembling art on it , repeats what he did before again. I nod 'no' , not interested. He goes away. And repeats the same act amongst the other tables. No one seems to be taking any notice of him or his artwork. Twenty or so mins later he returns , props near my table again , lifts his hands up in the air , holding an imaginery piece of art. This time , the artwork is not there , but he is pretending it is. Does the same again , swivels left and right , but this time he is holding nothing but thin air. I smile , think this guy either has got a good sense of humour or he is a nutter. Perhaps his message is : "I've sold it" , dont know , its Brazil , bizarre brazil , and carnaval time , when bizareness increases.

I looked at the guy smiled and ask "how much" (quanto custa) for the imaginery piece of art/thin air. He gives me a blank look and walks off. Cause of blank look , think its more likely he is a nutter , but the area I am sitting in is an arty area , so maybe he is a true professional and performs to the very end. I will never know , cause the guy does not want to communicate with me or anyone else.

Apart from that one lad , everything is rather flat , so on finishing my one beer , I caught a taxi outta there and back home to my hotel , arriving 11.30pm. A very quiet night indeed. No comparison with Pelourinho area and Aeroclube (Salvador) , no comparison. At 12midnight I finished my washing and to sleep. No worries , I am cashed up , tomorrow eye candy at Shopping Recife , then following day Thursday , things should start to brighten up , especially cause following day is the explosive start of Carnaval. If its not explosive , it means I have wasted my time coming to Brazil at this time of the year : )

Up 4am , homework/planning to make sure next days fully utilised. I have thirteen places listed for today. Wont get to them all. Some are re transport , future accommodation (if any) , most are nightlife spots that might have some action right now Wednesday before Carnaval kicks off. Realise once Carnaval starts , other places I intended to visit will have to be scrapped. Day after Carnaval I am off to Salvador again to see if I can locate Miss 'White' (pic above). She's bugging me.

On the Friday night I saw her in Salvador , initially thought she was a sexy regular girl. Since then , and as days tick by , I re think her behaviour and behaviour of guys towards her , and now reckon I might have missed a straight forward hooker , who doesnt look like a hooker , but maybe behaves like a hooker , especially in bed. Tongue kissing with wealthy guys might have meant she was hoping if the kissing was good enough they'd rent her. But wealthy guys want it free. They think cause they are from a well to do family , a poor girl like 'White' will do it for free in the hopes of getting a foot in the door of a wealthy family. But wealthy guys only screw hookers , they dont marry em. She would be hoping otherwise.

Didnt see 'White' ever again on that trip. So maybe Friday night she reconnoitres Aeroclube and other nights other places. After the Recife Carnaval I am going to take a long shot , sit in a bus for 14hrs , arrive Salvador and try and locate her at Aeroclube. Never saw her pass me at Spider and Fly spot so she enters Aero' somewhere else. So park outside Rocky Disco/Dance before they open and check every girl entering , to verify she is inside. Once inside hundreds , and thus hard to know if she is there or not. Snare her outside first.

Sisters were at Rocky Friday night too. So if 'White' is not there , can take them again. Maybe youngun has improved by now ? She knows .. bj's = money. Thommo corrupting young girls again : )

Cause I think 'White' most prob is a hooker , I will approach her in a more pro active way. Ask her fat girlfriend if they'd like a drink , get drink , then tell fat one I think 'White' is beautiful. From there , 'Fat' might give me encouragement to take White. I've got to be careful , cause if White is not a Hooker , some guy might suddenly appear and become aggressive towards me. If she is a hooker and some guy comes in between me and White I will suggest to Fat all three of us leave Rocky Disco immediately.

For sure , if I returned to my country without trying to get 'White' it would bug me forever. Yep , I will travel 900km , sit in a bus for 15hrs just for sex with someone like White. Who said I was retired/celibate ? Its just a matter of being fussy , finding the right one , and retirement/celibacy is out the window : )

These 'White' plans will be shelved if I meet something nice at the Recife Carnaval. Found more than one nice one during Carnaval 1995 , but I am now 12yrs older , less hair and more wrinkles. Will see.

Busy day today. Gonna do things I wont be able to do once Carnaval 'explodes'. Things/preparation that will ensure my last days in Brazil will be utilised. Firstly to Airport where I decided to buy a discount air ticket to Salvador , but not a return ticket , as return fare was double the price of the Recife-Salvador fare. Why I dont know. So returning on bus. Flying air means an extra night in Salvador , good. Pretty gal at Airline said "voce nome" (your name) , I said 'Tom Cruise' , she and the girl next to her cracked up. She said , "can I have Tom Cruise' passport". I gave her mine , she looked at it , smiled at me and continued with transaction. You need to flash passport all the time when you travel in Brazil , whether its bus or air.

Next stop "Shopping Recife" (Mall). Ask Info Desk re Food Hall. Get to Food Hall and find its organised into cubicles. Not suitable for S&F (Spider and Fly) , yet guys on Internet say they score there. Doubt it. Found an open spot near main entrance , tables opposite 'Braganca' , near Bompreco Dept Store. Passing girls are accessible to me. Bit quiet , its a Wednesday. Brazil is a Friday to Sunday place , no more. Thursday's maybe a little ok , but M-W very dormant. This is a big loss for someone on hol's trying to get some action each and every night.

Guy at Braganca brings Chopp (Draught Beer) to my table. I sit , drink and perv for about 2hrs. Two or three 8's sighted in that time , very few 6/7's , most 5 or less. Very few look at me , or any other guys. They are in the usual tunnel vision mode. Think the girls can not afford to look at guys , cause the guys will bad mouth them. So how do the girls meet a good guy (like me : ) ? Beats me , but there must be a way/m.o. Whilst sitting at the tables I am reminded Braz girls have got something Thai/Flips have not got .... tits. Add to that legs , Braz's have bigger bodies , but 'faces' are generally lacking. Cant beat those slutty eyes , soft skin 'n hair of the Thais/Flips. 

 

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PIC ..... Rocky Disco. Pic taken back in Salvador. The guy in pic was not with the girls , but as soon as I pointed the camera towards the girls , he pops up and sticks his mug in the shot. They respond and grope him : ). I showed girls shot , they indicated "delete". Gal on right was alright eh ?. These girls are what I call the "Full Monty". Little bit of Africa , Portugal , Italy , whatever , in them : ) Independent types (girls) who dance with each other. Not interested in the Rocky riff raff , just wanna dance without the hassles of enduring bad mouthed brazilian guys. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads

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Now that I am back in quieter Recife , got time to put some vapour on paper ,

and throw in some observations since I've been in the country :

1. 98% of cars are small. Very few medium sized or large cars. (who cares : )

2. Everywhere you see Pharmacies with signs : "Pharmacy for the Poor" / "Pharmacy for the Workers". You never see a 'Pharmacy for the Rich' sign. Obviously the rich are not allowed to buy Pharmaceuticals , I suppose that includes me : )

3. There is a lot of dumbness in the country. If that transcended into fucks for foreigners , dumbness is ok , but it does not. So you've got a bunch of dumb people , with less money than us , unwilling or unable to fuck for money. Frustration for the foreigner ... putting up with dumbness on a regular basis , knowing at the end of the day fucks will not be forthcoming. At least the Flips (Phil) know what to do with what they've got.

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Am I enjoying myself ? Certainly am. Why ? It's so different here. A great break from my home country and the usual haunts like Thailand and the Philippines.

After drinking four chopp's (draught beer) , at d' Mall , its back to the hotel room , siesta and check out the B grade hookers at Boa Viagem later on in the night. Its time to get real. Check out the real brazilian babes ... d' b grade hookers. The ones freely available to foreigners.

What happened ? Did not wake up until 11pm , wasnt enthusiastic about going all the way to Viagem by taxi with the possibility of it being dormant (Wed night) , so continued on with laundry chores , typed the above stuff out , sized 'n enhanced pics I've taken since arriving (hundreds) , posted some on this page and then its 4am , siesta again , up 6am and continue with my favourite activity : Daily Hit Lists. I write lots to do on those lists , but execute very few of them : )

So its another night , Thursday , getting warmer/closer to Carnaval (tomorrow). Think the city will start to awaken from its M-W slumber. Have my carefully prepared hit list to ensure full utilisation of the night. First on my list , Bamboo Bar Boa Viagem 'n check out d' B grade bombers (chicks). Along the way had a blow up with dumb driver , cooled down , later on shook his hand and gave him a modest tip. Before that , arrive at area with Chakatak and Bamboo Bar. To left of Chaka' is a demolished building and yes that is where Eclipse Disco resided 1995 , by far the best place to secure attractive part time hookers , by far. Fond memories , great place , some very pretty girls were secured at Eclipse. To right of Chaka' is another demolished building , little Chaka sitting in the middle waiting to be demolished : ) Not hard to see a giant high rise on this spot next time I call , if ever , especially cause when I entered at around 9.30pm there was not one single person inside Chakatak. Then to Bamboo , up the steps I go and see about ten Germans on patio with about 5/6 B graders. Nice little bar inside. I asked a guy what was the Bamboo disco like , got a blank look and no info. Turned out later he was the owner. Too many sad faces , too many b. grade hookers and mongers , outta there and to Cuba Cafe home of 8's so the Internet says. Taxi driver says its now called Odete (Odech/Odechee). Long way from Bamboo. Enter Odechee , not all girls have yet fronted , but about 12/15 there. Sophisticated surroundings and girls , who look a little tired (25yrs and older). Internet says going rate here is R300 (Pesos7500) for ST. Certainly not worth it , give most of the girls there a 3-5 rating , mainly cause constipated look , not young enough , no life/energy. Sophistication requires a person to show no life : ) Rather bang the Bamboo babes (R100 , worth R50) , unnatractive as they were. But at least they show some life and dont bother with the 'sophistication act'.

OK , back to Bamboo but I find situation has not improved , one beer and outta there. On walking away from Bamboo I pass by girls on plastic chairs (footpath) when guy calls out "hello" about three times , I never looked his way. At same time see a totally broken down fucked up taxi to my right. This is the one for me. In it I hop and discover the best taxi driver so far. Very clear (portugues lingo) in explaining things , knew the right places , charming lad , father of five kids , showed me pics of his kids. Name of driver : Flavio.

So Bamboo , Chakatak and Cuba/Odete struck off my list. Next on list : Polo Pina , near where Azuzinho used to be. Went there , he took me to right area but not a single person sitting at tables drinking whereas in 1995 , say 500 or more would have been at the same spot. I asked taxi driver why and he explained that the same people now drink at Antigo , they have drifted away , about three years ago. Then I asked him about Azuzinho and he said the Police closed the place down. Owners did not bribe them enough. Curiosity satisfied on Zona Pina , forget it fella's , it is dead.

Then very popular salao de dancar (dance place) on my list , got from taxi driver night before. Get there , but not tonight (Thurs) closed , Friday night for sure. But Friday night I will be deep in carnaval. Then ask Flavio where is another good dance place with poor people but no danger. He says "Talisma , proximo Aeroporto" (near airport). Right , we get there , sign outside says "Strip , Erotico" , yeh seems like the place for me. R5/Pesos125 entrance , no charge for driver. Wow , we get inside , and I find an elevated circular stage , great music , little dance area for girls to dance amongst themselves or with potential customers. All the girls seem to be wearing very brief pleated mini skirts. As they shake their ass brazilian style , you can get a glimpse of their bare thighs right up to their ass (string panties).

Large bottle of beer R3/Pesos75. About 20/30 girls this early in the night. More later says Flavio. I ask him : "Are there any Programa (pay for play) girls here" That is 'are there any hookers'. He said : "All of them" , wow , music to my ears , cause some did not have the hooker look and were attractive. Then I ask "how much" He said : 'R40/50 for one hour' (Pesos1000/1250). Plus Pesos250/500 room charge , if you want to shag on the premises. Got him to write down clearly name and address of the joint. Took cell phone number of one babe , cheaper to fuck her in my hotel. He tells me a lot of action is erupting in Antigo area (Recife Centro) right now. So after two bottles of beer and 15mins before strip tease starts we split and head for Antigo , which also includes Rua da Guia , where I met the Dutchy and Africa babes.

Get into the area and hell , there are thousands partaking of pre Carnaval festivities .... music , grog , street dancing etc. Tonnes and tonnes of empty beer cans. Aluminium collectors delight. I pay Flavio , very nice relaxed guy with a brain , who can communicate. Once again you need portugues lingo , but Flavio spoke some English too. He knows all the hooker spots , including another one in Antigo area , called Manilha Bar (Mah-nil-ya) he said its similar to Talisma . Currently closed cause of Carnaval. Presumably at Manilha , they dont want regular people coming in front door and hookers dont want exposure to those kind of people (non whores , non mongers). He wrote down nice and clearly its name and address. If posso (possible) I will check it out later , but Carnaval takes over right NOW. Nothing else exists once Carnaval starts.

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PIC ..... Recife. Crashed. Pre Carnaval , not even Carnaval yet , and these guys crashed before 12 midnight Thurs. Shame , guys , shame. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Flavio went on his way , and as I left he said : "cuidado" = beware (street thieves) , but Antigo is as safe as it gets. Still .. "cuidado" (quee-dah-doo). Straight away I ask strangers and get guided to Rua da Guia , take seat same spot , outside same bar as when I met Dutchy and Africa (pics this page) before I went to Salvador.

Take a seat and take it in. Within seconds Dairy Floss Man (DFM) and his girlfriend 'n relations invade me and my table. Hilarious guy , hilarious. Has an especially pretty 'n sexy niece but she is too young , but no harm in looking at her : ) Gave her unique gift , thrilled , parents nearby thrilled too. If only they could read my mind : ) Didnt take pic of her , thought it inappropriate. Had a great 30 mins with DFM and his entourage. He spoke a fair bit of English too , great guy.

Now the 'indifferent' brazilians are coming out of the cupboard. The place is livening up. No sign of Dutchy and Co'y. During Carnaval , people (and myself) drift around everywhere , socialising with any Tom Dick or Harry. Dutchy and Co'y are in the thick of it somewhere. Anyway , need new faces , new relationships , especially sexual : )

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PIC ..... Recife (pic). Dairy Floss Man (dfm) . Note cow bell in his right hand. Ringin it all the time. What a character. Could write a lot about him , but you cant read everything and I cant write everything. Otherwise I'd never get out of the Hotel , onto the streets to where the Pussy is (Carnaval). Gotta remain focused : pussy 'n pervin. I'm not interested in guys selling Dairy Floss , I am interested in girls selling pussy , but there hasn't been much of that so far : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Yeh , Antigo suddenly died around 1.30am. Got to hotel and bed 2am , up 5.30am , more washing , typing above out , to hotel buffet breakfast down below. Met Swiss guy , he is conservative doesnt drink alcohol , doesnt chase pussy. He would put a brake on proceedings , so decide not to get too involved with him. Certainly did not invite him to tag along with me a-la Carnaval.

Drank a lot of water whilst typing this out. Gotta be in shape for today , lots of chicks wandering around the streets (I hope). Secured em that way in 1995 , but this is 2007 ! , we'll see : )

On with the sunscreen , out onto the streets , charming Thommo at your service. Salivating at the prospect of all those bodies consuming lots of beer , some of them drunk (great). Been thinking about Carnaval for months. Hope it delivers.

It's Friday officially first day of Carnaval and I find on the street there is NOTHING happening , nothing. Got my wires crossed. Now an hour later got myself straightened out : 1. Friday day time ... nada/nothing . Friday night , lots of action 2. Saturday day time ... lots of action and procurement of 'innocent' girls a possibility 3. Saturday night action 4. Sunday , day time : action. Sunday night , nada/nothing. This info courtesy of notes I wrote in 1995. Yep , kept them all these years. Pro' Monger , thats what : )

So , the only action today was folks selling kinky Carnaval accessories and play things. On the bridge and at the feet of the giant Rooster , myself and lots of others bought a Chook whistle. Everyone is blowing theirs , so lots of 'crowing' on the bridge. Will take my whistle with me to the Philippines next trip. Then to the por kilo restaurant , home , siesta and blast off tonight. Might check out Sao Pedro area first. Little bit risky (theft) but poor girls there = chance of procurement. Antigo folk have their own money , Sao Pedro not so much = open to bribes : )

Had siesta , more washing , no opportunity or time to wash in Salvador. Small plastic bucket , cant wash much any one time. Aged folks like me must look 'fresh'. Young guys can look grubby and get away with it : ) Glad I have got 'Talisma Strip Erotico' to fall back on. Flavio said freelancer girls change every night. Good , I like that. Only problem , its yonks from where I am staying , cost me Pesos1500 min. to go out there and return. Those kind of taxi fares I do not come across in the Philippines. So tonight maybe perv a little at Shopping Recife (huge Mall). Its a Friday , place should be jumping. Then 'Sala de Reloco' for working class dance/music place. Great music , sexy dancing. Great spectator sport watching brazilian girls dance. Sao Pedro is on my list tonight , possibly a little bit dangerous but a must visit with potential for pick up. Then might end up at my favourite haunt , Rua da Guia and sit at same corner table , see if I can score a passing Fly. One a little bit older than DFM's 'Niece' (last night). You'd drool at a pic of her fella's but also agree , too young , "cookie in the oven".

Dont think Manilha freelancer strip club will be open. Maybe officials asked them to close during Carnaval. Will pass by in taxi on way to 'Guia'. Must be careful though , tomorrow is street pick up day. Thousands of girls wandering around , significant number half drunk , looking for a stick between their legs (?). Happened in 1995 , will it happen in 2007 ? Must not get a hangover and spoil Carnaval tomorrow.

Thommo dreams and schemes but does little in the way of fucking. Horses for courses , I am enjoying myself cause I enjoy the hunt and the chase. Don't necessarily have to succeed , but it's nice when I occasionally do ('Sisters').

So out into the fray I go , 6.45pm and head towards the main street of Recife 'Boa Vista' and can see from the distance its blocked off and big crowds , music etc. Arrive at 'Vista' and see no vehicles allowed , only bloco's , groups on trucks etc , folks jigging up and down to the music. No chance of a taxi there , back track to my Hotel and lucky , hop in a taxi and to Shopping Recife. Get there take an even better S&F seat ,order my Chop (Chopee/Draught) and start to perv. Within 30 mins can see nothing is going to happen. The place is rather dormant , folks walking around in a daze or constipated. No energy , no life and no chance of a pick up.

Outta there , tell taxi driver "Patio Sao Pedro" , some 10/15kms away. Then we get into traffic jams about 5km from SP (Sao Pedro). Driver did what I would do , started asking people about the traffic conditions ahead. He must have stopped at least 15 times asking folks which is best way to SP , edging closer all the time , except on one occasion , when he had to reverse down an entire street. After about almost an hour of being stuck stationery , edging forward a metre , stopping again etc we get to within what seems 300mtrs of SP. He stops the car and indicates I will have to walk the rest of the way , down some alleys to SP square , where there is music , dancing and hopefully corruptible working class and underclass (bottom feeder) babes.

I tell him I think it might be dangerous for a gringo to walk down those alleyways , especially cause I was silly enough to bring my leather bag (reading glasses etc inside) , watch and camera (secluded away in zipped trouser pocket) with me. He said R20 (Pesos750) and he will accompany me through alleyways to SP. There was R18.20 on the meter. R1.80 tip for security , its a deal. We walked along first then second alleyway , turned into third and I could see the SP square only 30/40mtrs away , only harmless souls in the alley , so shook drivers hand and walked rest of the way by myself.

Enter square and surprised to find its only 25% full , too early I suppose , yet thousands on roads heading towards this area and Antigo. Obviously they are not pulling into SP , walking on further to Antigo.

Within 2 mins I was in SP and out of it , to the other side and into a waiting taxi. Tell driver "Rua da Guaia , Recife Antigo". Apparently there is more than one Antigo , so you have to add 'Recife'. As I am getting closer to ever popular Antigo the traffic jams get worse. Noticed a babe with great legs walk past , 20mins later she passes our stationery car. Its quicker to walk , but its still a long way to Antigo and we are in a sort of dark 'wharf' area populated by the desperate underclasses. In the dark , not a nice place for a foreigner to be.

My driver is very popular , every one seems to know him. He is also very smooth in weaving his way through a traffic jam. More relaxed than previous driver and more competent in reading the traffic. So , about one and a half hours after leaving Shopping Recife I arrive in the thick of it , about 300mtrs from Rua da Jesus/Rua da Guia. Driver says he can not go any further I have to walk. Not being sure where we were I asked for instructions to Rua da Guia , he said first left , first right and your in Rua da Guai. Not so , took me about 20 mins of wading through a sea of tightly compacted people before I found my favourite corner on Rua da Guai. Dont think I can describe the scene adequately. In an area about 500mtrs by 500mtrs there must have been 50,000 (or 100,000 or more) people packed in. Signif number in fancy dress , posing as airline pilots , prisoners , ballet dancers , whatever. About 75% were observers like me , the others were part of bloco's/groups. Out front of these groups would be a guy holding banner high , announcing name of bloco and when it was established etc. I remember one bloco was established in 1913. After the banner man , there is a group of 30/50 folks jigging up and down. They are the fans/members of the bloco. Then there is a small group of trumpets/horns and drummer/s behind , playing popular music that everyone wants to jig to. Folks wanting to dance cannot move around , too many people , no space , they just jig up and down and bend from side to side. No freedom to actually dance , too many people , no space.

After the band there is the general population following the band , working its way through the sea of people , also jigging up and down. They might drop off and join a more interesting bloco along the way.

Girls , some good looking , are walking around looking hither and thither , but not being chatted up by guys. They make themselves look busy , as if they are looking for someone. Lots of old folks , mixed with young folks. For sure its mainly family groups , neighbourhood groups , groups of friends. Folks including girls walking around by themselves is very much the exception.

Whilst standing in slightly elevated position watching the sea of people and wondering what the hell is the use of all this to me , an enforced observer , set apart , I see this attractive cute faced one look directly at me and then she seems to head straight for me. I thought to myself , hope she is not coming to me , dont know how I could handle it after weeks of being ignored. Yep , she heads straight for me , attractive , fresh faced , well presented. And what does she do ? She kisses me on both cheeks !

Precisely as she does this I realise she is Dairy Floss Mans (DFM) woman , girl friend or wife I am not sure which. She said words to the effect 'enjoy the carnaval' (you lonely looking soul) and then disappeared in the crowd. No sign of her lover. I thought for a while , "wonder if the girls shag behind the guys back". Then thought , oh no , DFM was such a wonderful guy , if his woman returns and starts to work on me , I will just smile and ask for his whereabouts. She never returned , so no decision along those lines were required : )

So it was now about 10.30pm the crowds were thinning out a little , family/neighbourhood groups going home. I am thinking about tomorrow and the potential of a pick up , all based on my luck in 1995 on that same carnaval day. So I head out too , find a taxi , cause do not want to walk through my area to Hotel , some underclass folks are between me and my Hotel.

On the outskirts of yuppie/upper class Antigo I secure my taxi , and the fun begins all over again. Traffic jams. About 20mins into that , I give up , pay whats on meter plus tip and get out of taxi , deciding to walk home. Whilst walking briskly I take off watch and secrete it , check camera is safely zipped away and place hand over swinging bag , letting folks know "dont touch".

The giant rooster is my locater. Swing left towards bridge he is on , and instantly came across two pretty ones smiling at me. I smile back but realise at the same time they are katoeys/bakla's (transvestites). Fortunately they did not swing around and follow me. The further I walked , the more I got into the underclass and most of them are drunk or near drunk. Walked briskly with a purpose. Came to foot of Rooster Bridge and junction to Boa Vista street , my passage home. Huge , absolutely huge , mountainous truck parked at this junction. Underneath amplification and speakers. On top singers , dancers , all sexy. One girl dancing inside a huge bottle. Stopped and took it in with amazement , but I am in the wrong area , must move on. Down 'Vista' boulevard/street I go , jammed with people and the occasional bloco truck like the one before , but not as big. Folks stand below the trucks and jig up and down , some even dance cause there is a little more space here , but not much more. Hard work pushing through the crowds trying to get home. In SP , Antigo and now Vista areas there must be 500,000 people or more.

I keep moving cause definitely underclass , remembering this is the very boulevard/street I secured a real honey in the day time. Right where that huge truck was parked. So the cute chick belonged to the underclass , needed money for Carnaval and went with gringo (me) to his hotel. Hope the same will happen all over again tomorrow : )

When I got 75% along Vista Blvd and edging closer to home (Hotel) I noticed out of the corner of my eye , someone following me , stopped turned around and it was the Swiss guy who'm I'd met at the Hotel earlier on. He had a can of beer in his hand , so he does drink , maybe he is gay cause he said he doesnt go to places like Bamboo Bar (hookers). Told me story about how earlier on in his trip he got beaten up and robbed in brazil , was thinking of going home or going to Argentina where he said its cheaper. He's a big guy , but said the two guys who beat him up were "big". So , it came to the point where we cut off big Blvd and turn into small street and to our hotel 300 (yep 300 again) mtrs away. He said he would stay on Blvd and drink more beer.

Back in my room , it was 12 midnight , went to sleep. Came home empty handed again. Anyway , its more interesting than what I do back home ... nothing : ) 

 

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CUTE Pic taken in Salvador. Recife pics are lacking so far. Salvador and 'Rocky' to the rescue once again (pic opposite). Three folks dancing together. Guy with his leg in between tubby pink girls legs , massaging her pussy. Not dumb this lot. Many are , but not the cute one in curly hair. She takes back seat , keeps clear of guy , so he cant massage her pussy. Cute , she is cute. I'd pay money to massage hers : ) Brazilians enjoy their music and dancing sexy style. More than any others I know.

 

It's still Recife and another day. Perhaps I should start praying , or better still , you guys pray for me ?

Up 5.30am , washing duties .. agitating clothes , lift up and down , rinsing etc etc. Keep turning over clothes in this hot sticky climate. Everything must be fresh and dry before I unload my last bullet on Salvador in about six days time. Dont know if I can last that long , but cant go to Salvador before that. Their Carnaval is in full swing and no chance of accommodation there. So relax , lower expectations , drink more beer and see what happens : )

Today is the day I have been thinking of for about 12yrs. The day in 1995 that I got a super chick at the foot of the 'Vista Bridge' (now the Rooster Bridge). Had her over a period of a week or two , until her boyfriend found out what she was doing. Fortunately she did not tell him where I was.

Its memories of beautiful bodied girls like her that you cherish forever. Is there anymore where that came from ? I am going to find out in a few short hours.

PRAYING FOR SUCCESS :

Pray for me lads : 

"Oh Lord , Thommo has been a good man , spent thousands of hours on his website , helping newbies score a screw or two ..... now its his turn.

Oh Lord , please deliver unto him at least one superchick .. yeh at the foot of the Rooster Bridge , before sundown , this day , oh Lord "

Todays programme : 

Buffet breakfast , slap on that sunscreen , yakuza cap and away we go , full of hope.

Walking the walk , talking the talk.

Will I return to the Hotel empty handed ?

Most probably.

Then what ?

Back to "Talisma Erotico Strip" and the molls ... where I belong : ) 

CARNAVAL RECIFE - SATURDAY 

Out the door I go and to Avenida Condor da Boa Vista Street/Promenade , the biggest street and the one that splits Boa Vista/Centro area of Recife right up the middle. On turning into 'Vista' bang , the stench of urine. All those thousands of guys last night pissing against shop walls and onto footpaths. Then I see about ten policemen lining up 30 or so youths , their hands in the air against the wall , cops searching them for knives , whatever I suppose. Another time I saw about six policemen circling a young guy , one of the policeman had his hand around the throat of the kid , banging him against the wall. Nothing to do with me , I am here for fun , and so move on.

Yes , Vista is how I remember it ('95) , lots of people but still space , and yes girls wandering around. Perfect scenario for a repeat of 1995. So I get within 40mtrs of the foot of Rooster Bridge (continuation of 'Vista') and the scene where I scored a cutie in '95. Lots more people than '95 , most probably a different time of the day. A lot of people but not too many like last night. Somewhere , maybe over the bridge and many other places folks are parading in fancy costumes , bands , banners etc , ie , carnaval parade proper , but I do not want to watch fancy costumes , I want to mix with the carnaval spirited people , and of course the girls.

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PIC ..... Recife Carnaval. Big Rooster is my Mascot and just everybody elses too : ). As long he is there , I feel safe. I know , foreground very dark , in shadows of high rise buildings , but if I enhance the foreground I wash out the background (Rooster) at same time. Look hard at foreground , thousands of people , between me and the Rooster , mostly chicks. The Rooster and chicks .. get it ? got it ? good ! Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Gotta get in the mood , so purchase the first of many beers , and this is in the day time. I know I am going to pay for drinking during the day. My body doesnt like alcohol in the heat of the day but its Carnaval and time to go. Found a good spot in the shade , yet only 3 mtrs from the passing sea of people. Chat to this and that one surrounding me. One guy says I have got a good heart , cause I bought a young kid a coke etc. Decide to get bolder and move out into the sun and amongst the sea of people. More beers more chats with people , then the best dressed person passes by. Didnt have the camera at the ready. Its zippered away in a deep pocket. Saw this person approaching and whilst being impressed , the opportunity of a pic passed me by. This is what I saw : An attractive babe coming towards me , then my attention was drawn to her partner , a guy. He had a bow tie on , and the skimpiest of underwear , very brief briefs , black in colour. Thats all he had on. No other clothing. Imagine that. Funny , that one was funny and I award it the "Costume of the Year" award. There were many others in all sorts of costumes and non costumes. I suppose me in my Yakuza cap was kinda in costume too.

Problem was ... I needed to secure the camera , deep in my pocket , zippered off , yet I needed to take pic quickly before subject/s disappeared before my eyes. Especially with the girls , I'd see something nice coming towards me , perv , then realise didnt have time to get camera out of pocket , reading glasses on , and snap. Even so , I took 43 pics in total. Back at hotel deleted about 30 of them , no good. Kept only ten. One guy said to me in English : "Are you a Journalist" , I said , no I am Turista. Others have said : "Are you writing a book" , this is when I have scribbled down something on other occasions eg S&F spot at Aeroclube. Its better they just take me as a Tourist/Turista , as they get worried if they think I am from the media/wherever.

Think I must have talked to about 50/70 different people in the space of four and half hours. Decided to return home just before sundown , especially when 'Eric' an English speaking lad said "Everyone is looking at your Camera , cuidado , cuidado". That is , beware , your going to lose that camera if your not careful. Eric spoke perfect english and said he learnt English chatting with foreigners all around the world (Internet). I think about ten different people or more said to me : "cuidado , cuidado" , ie , danger , danger. But it wasnt an air of danger that I was experiencing , it was an air of fun , and even though I wasnt scoring a chick I was having a hell of a lot of fun. My eyes were busy witnessing things I never see in any other country , my mouth was busy , and my ears were busy (music).

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PIC above .....Love is in the air , Recife Carnaval. Girl in pic had a nice face but boyfriend was wary of me and said frontal picture (face) "depois" (later). Never happens (depois/later) , especially at a Carnaval , where people are forever on the move. Guys are very protective of their women , especially when a foreigner is involved.

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I told Eric I have to go back to Hotel to have a piss. He said "No , toilet is everywhere , go around that corner and piss like brazilian". So I go around the corner and find guys pissing all over the place. Three were pissing into a puddle , one was pissing against a shop door , urine trickling down under the door. Four or five days of that , hundreds of guys , and what a stench when the owner and staff return to their shop at the end of Carnaval.

So I waited for that guy to finish pissing cause he had the most private spot , smiled at him when he finished , took his place and pissed against the shop door and watched my pissed trickle in under the door into the same shop. Yeh , have some gringo piss too : )

Returned to Eric and asked him 'what about the women , where do they piss". He said there was R1 (Pesos25) places where the women can relieve themselves. Another time I was talking about something and used the word "aggresivo" (aggressive). Eric misunderstood me and said "Brazilians are bad people , aggressive , animals". Phew , what a statement , especially when its coming from a Brazilian.

"Very aaanimaal , very monkey" as one girl said in Boa Viagem , 1986. But Papua New Guinea more so. There is always someone or some country that can raise the bar on any subject. Personally I see brazilians as very contradictory , very indifferent/lazy , and then in certain scenarios very animated and lively.

This Diary is full of contradictions , cause thats the way it is , in this neck of the woods. Lots of contrasts and lots of contradictions , thats one of the reasons it is so interesting. In our own countries we can virtually predict what is going to happen ... but not in brazil , not in brazil.

I do not think I have ever met such a convivial crowd in my entire life , as I met today. Everyone , and I mean everyone , pretty ones , not so pretty ones were open to gestures. Everyone wanted their pic taken etc but yes but high attrition rate today. Lots of failed shots. Blame it on the beer : ) And blame it on everyone saying "cuidado , cuidado" , every time I pulled camera out of my pocket. Whilst taking shot , was partly thinking of someone rushing up and trying to snatch camera from my hand. Have strap around wrist , even so , dont want to lose camera , and could not totally concentrate on what I was doing. The beer kept me 'cool' : )

Being in the company of brazilians lowered the risk of theft anyway. Any potential crims could see , I was not on my own.

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PIC ..... 'Breast feeding' (not) , Recife Carnaval. Another actor. He'd pour his beer into something resembling a babies milk bottle , shake up the beer , get it all frothy then pour it into the corner of his mouth , making sure the froth dribbled down his chin. Kinky sense of humour. They love posing for pics (except Disco girls , sometimes). Babies dummies are sold during Carnaval too . I bought two of them , they disco flash as you blow them (whistle). Folks walking around with dummies in their mouth. Kinky sense of humour , Brazilians. Bizarre Brazil that's for sure. Note : This fun pic had to be removed , to save downloads.

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PIC ..... "Two wives". Recife Carnaval. This guy is walking around the street embracing a life sized cardboard pic of his favourite movie star. When I asked for a pic he called forth the woman to his right who had kept her distance from him whilst he walked around embracing the cardboard image. She turned out to be his wife. As you can see she is not too impressed with his antics. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Eric and his friend asked me : "How do the Carnavals in other countries compare with brazil". I said : 'Other countries are pretending , real Carnaval here'. Music to their ears , and the truth as I know it. Lots of countries have copied the brazilian attitude to carnaval , but the "made in brazil" one is the only one.

I stayed mainly with Eric , his brother who was selling drinks , wife and daughter , and talking to anyone who passed by. Then at times I went off and walked around , giving Eric a time frame in which I would return , cause he was concerned about my safety. Broad daylight , but he was concerned.

Then there was this woman sitting at my feet , she pointed to her daughter and suggested I marry her (daughter). I said "of course , right now" (portugues lingo). She bumped daughter and informed her of my reply , but daughter was too embarrassed or shy to look up at me , but I could see daughter was smiling. Mumma liked it , I liked it and Eric liked it. I asked Eric to ask Mumma , "when do we (daughter and me) go on a honeymoon". She told Eric , 'any time , right now if you like' , that is , take her back to your Hotel right now , if you want to.

But I did not spoil the convivial atmosphere and take her up on her offer. For sure mumma would have escorted reluctant daughter to my hotel , for my pleasure. I could see that. They were poor and needed a rich gringo like me. But I was having too much fun , I will leave sex for others , guys like you , young guys full of testosterone. What a waste .. chasing sex , when there are other things to do , eg , masturbate : )

OK , I had such a lovely time , just under five hours , then farewelled Eric and everyone (fans) around me and ambled off slowly to my Hotel. Wanted to be home before it got dark. No watch , camera etc at night during carnaval time , I can see that. Day time a reasonable risk , night time , no , too high a risk.

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RECIFE CARNAVAL Student (left). Nice uniforms eh ? ! It was easy to prop and chat with any girl (working class and underclass) Quite sure if I spent some time with this girl (left) I could score but I had been standing on my feet for almost five hours in the hot sun , and pretty pissed (drunk) , so after a chat or two , just moved on. With a different pair of glasses Student would look sexy. Suppose the fucked up glasses (magnifying her eyes) were intentional. Brazilian sense of humour at work again ?

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On leaving Eric and on about 2/3 occasions thereafter had some street crims showing interest in me , cause I was now alone , d' "lonely lamb" syndrome (LL). Normally it (LL) attracts chicks , now its attracting the street crims. Then saw a circle of people looking down onto the footpath. Policeman inside circle looking down too. I break into the circle and see a skinny little 10yr old girl hands behind back handcuffed , rolling around on the filthy footpath. Obviously she had stolen or attempted to steal something. She seemed a tempestous girl , showing resistance to the arrest and maybe trying to roll around and cover her face from the seventy five or so people staring at her. Shame factor. Unfair treatment for the girl , but this is brazil.

Then the macho boys appear on their motorbikes , policemen , sirens blazing , rough riding up and over the footpath , breaking the circle of people and surrounding the girl on their motorbikes. I observed these motorcycle cops before , they are a macho lot , love throwing their trail bikes around , showing off to the people. So here is this little girl now , surrounded by 4 cops and much drama , all over a 5 cent theft no doubt. I moved on , not for me.

Walked past where I usually turn off to Hotel , looking for a feed. The Chinaman or Japanese (not sure) Chef has too many orders to fill , cant get a feed from him. The sweet corn seller has moved on , cant get sweet corn from him. All others are selling meat products , not interested , so down to Mustang Restaurant where I had a terrible pizza few days ago. Better than nothing. OK , enter , no pizza's , no nothing , drinks only , carnaval time. Outta there , walk further and yes buy more of those chocolate wafer biscuits. Tasty but not very nutritious , but something to fill my stomach until buffet breakfast tomorrow morning.

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PIC ..... Whoa Daddy ! Recife Carnaval. No he is not temporarily leaning back , he is leaning back and wobbling around all the time. About to fall over. They told me he started drinking 10am and its now 5pm plus. He is going to crash any minute now : ). This is no act (or is it ? , anything is possible in brazil). Go Daddy go ! Note : Unfortunately , had to remove this pic to save downloads.

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Lean against street sign watching the girls stream past , going home. I'm not interested .. too much hair loss medication = too little testosterone = libido/interest greatly declined. Of course a nice one could easily seduce me , but thats not going to happen. Tunnel vision seems to be a necessity of life in brazil. Some girls look at me but they are walking fast , the sun is sinking , time to catch a bus and the safety of home. They dont have a camera or watch to steal , but they do have a pussy guys would like to enter , willingly or not.

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PIC ..... Recife Carnaval. Before sundown. Crash. Potential body donor (guy in pic). Drunk as a skunk. If he stays there overnight ,he might wake up minus some body parts : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Back to my hotel , and for a celibate cum monger voyeur , a great day , one of the best of my life , but unfortunately I lack the patience or writing skills to convey to you what I experienced on this day. From the words "Out the door I go ............. " above to here has taken me a long time to write , even though I am a touch typist. Just dont have the patience to explain everything , and I presume you do not have the patience to read everything : ) Especially when its not "fucky fucky" stuff and you expect fucky fucky on a sex site , I know. Sorry , can not deliver that kind of stuff , right now. But anything is possible , hold tight , about three more days of carnaval recife , then salvador , aeroclube ,White/ Sisters , whatever. Its all happening or should be happening at a website near you .. whorist.com .. soon.

Eric told me before , Olinda is the go tomorrow , but "be careful". Flavio taxi driver told me a couple of days ago , not to go to Olinda "Mafismo" Mafia , 'n theft. My '95 notes tell me same area as today (Recife) .. Rooster Bridge .. is the go. Memories of Olinda '95 = 100% yuppie crowd , so will check Rooster bridge and beyond tomorrow if nothing , to Olinda and the Mafismo. The Rooster mob failed to steal my watch or my camera , lets see what the Olinda thieves can do : )

Perhaps some horny girl , one third my age , will seduce me soon ? : ) For sure , it looks like I am not going to seduce them ... too indifferent. I'm having a great time without sex. This too will happen to you , once you get to my age : )

 

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6.45pm to bed , up 12 midnight type this out , its now 2.02am yep , 2hrs to type out above stuff , and I am ready to rumble. Have drunk lots of water in those two hours , batteries recharged and ready for some action. Dial a fuck , yeh believe you can pick up the phone and dial a fuck 24/7.

Today (2am) its already Sunday , about nine more days to go then blast off from Planet Brazil , re-entry phase , touch down and then reality .. Planet Earth. Anyway , I can't keep up the spending : )

Actually got to bed around 4am.

Up 7.30am crappy breakfast. Had some papaya/paw paw and then filled up on crappy cake and coffee. Yesterday hard to get a feed , everyone selling drinks but no one selling kind of food I eat (vegetables). So filled stomach on cake this morning.

Asked around and they say yes 'my' area has action today , as my '95 notes testify. So the guy yesterday was telling me Olinda cause its the best as far as parade (costumes) go , but my '95 experience tells me its for yuppies and not fuckies. I will stick with my area. Some space (nil at Olinda) , enough chicks walking around , enough entertainment. Elevator operator says tomorrow is the big one for Hotel area , day and night. I remember that well. I will be in the Hotel area tomorrow. The areas I am targeting are working class and below , ie , people who are interested in me and need me. 'Artists' of Antigo and Yuppies of Olinda do not need me.

After leaving brekky , ran into Julius Ceaser waiting at the Elevator. Guy all dressed up and body language to match. So in front of elevator I stretch both arms out straight above me and bent forward muttering "hail caeser". He liked that one , and ironically re-acted as if Caeser. These people like to act. Remember the guy at Antigo selling thin air ? They like to act. Their penchant for costumes testifies to that. I will stick with my Yakuza act , at least it keeps the sun off my face.

So , the hard choice of selecting which pics to put on this page is next. Took 43 , will place on this page about seven. In Salvador took more than 90 pics per night at Rocky , that's 270 in total , but only posted small number onto this page. Selecting , cropping , downsizing , enhancing where appropriate etc. The work goes on , never ending. Whorist Heaven for me , no doubt about that. After photo work I'll try and sleep , get ready for more hot sun , grog , pervin , music , dancing and listening to people telling me "cuidado , cuidado" : )

Next , walked around my area , dead , tomorrow is their day. My '95 notes wrong , or things have changed. So its por kilo lunch at my Hotel , siesta , arrive Olinda around 7/8pm. Not interested in their parade but am interested in a certain freelance place of 1995 vintage. For sure there will be something at Olinda waiting for me , even if its only carnaval and/or the Mafismo. Latismo strip joint is ever in my mind. Will have to call there before I return to Salvador in a few short days time.

Hung around room for a while , but can't wait any longer , 4pm I took off for Olinda. Taxi's can not enter Olinda proper. Long walk with hundreds of others to the hill and town proper. A sea of people once again , some going up hill (me) , others going down hill , but surprise , lack of yuppies. Twelve years makes a difference. Get to top of hill and recognise a particular house specially decorated in 1995 , and is so again in 2007. This particularly street and area is especially crowded , got my hand over leather bag , some guys eyeing off my bag and watch. Imagine if there was a panic situation , people would get crushed under foot. Narrow street , nowhere for folks to go. Realise I can not get to those freelance joints of '95 vintage. Most probably not there anymore anyway.

Seen it all before (costumes) , down the hill I go , back to the road , hop in taxi and to Boa Viagem hoping for something of a beach scene at 5.30pm , just before sundown. Arrive at Viagem , and its too late , dead as a dog. Nice sea breeze and lots of space. A pleasant change. Walk for 30mins or more , then taxi to Antigo hoping for a couple of cold beers and have a think about whats next. Havent drunk in 24hrs. Get within 2/3kms of Antigo and traffic jams again like time before. Tell driver Sao Pedro , and yes traffic jams again like time before. So , back to Hotel , having a look at Pirata Bar along the way. Rather empty , folks are at Sao Pedro/Antigo I suppose. Eat at Hotel , and wonder what am I going to do next ?

Last taxi driver said : "Talisma Strip Erotico" will be closed on Sunday night , but Sampa open. Getting desperate when considering Sampa , but need a change from huge carnaval crowds , Antigo and the likes. Back to the basics , hard core whores : ) It's not even 7.30pm , better crash and go to Sampa around 10pm. At least it will be worth a bit of voyeurism. It'll be nice to see what the lads are getting for R1/200 (Pesos2500/5000) ST , nowadays. 1995 Sampa wasnt my scene , dont expect it to be mine now either , but nothing else to do. Interesting to see if the security out the front find my mini camera secreted away in trousers. '95 they were pretty thorough checking pants for guns , camera's , whatever. Will see.

10.20pm wake up , out of the Hotel , and walk to local neighbourhood where I hear live music. Nice , only say 2/300 people in a circle , carnaval groups enter the circle do their thing , out , then another group replaces them. Sweet , non commercial and friendly. After 20 mins or so of that , off to the real world ... Sampa and hard core whores. Arrive , looks dead outside , compared to '95 anyway. Lots of freelance hookers outside in '95 , none tonight , so I ask driver to enquire if there are any girls inside Sampa , answer : "3 or 4". Outta there we go to Bamboo , have a look from taxi/roadside , can see about six girls on terrace , thats ok , but what is not ok is the Germans with their sour face. Last two times I entered that place I got a most unwelcomed look from the Germans. You see , I am a new face , an unknown face , so they look at me like I am an intruder , whatever. No clue how to run a business. You welcome new faces with a smile , not a frown. OK , thinking of those frowns I take off to Talisma , not far away. Arrive there and get taxi driver to ask how many people inside. Answer : no one , no body. Ask 'when they expect to have some people' , they say "1am" (bullshit thinks I) then I ask 'what time close' , answer : "5am". There is only one place left ... Recife Antigo , at least I might get a kiss on the cheek there .. from DFM's girl friend.

To Recife Antigo we go , and you guessed it ... traffic jam again , even worse than before. So I tell taxi driver "Sao Pedro" nearby. Arrive there , get out of taxi , seems dead for some strange reason , action area actually closed off. Stench of urine horrific. Walk some distance to Antigo area. No stench of urine here. This time found my favourite spot , my favourite bar , in Rua da Guia , rather quickly. Pic below :

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PIC ..... Recife Antigo. Rua da Guia. Little bar that supplies my beer (Skol). You do not enter the bar , you sit outside on the footpath or street , Waiters come around. You guzzle and perv. This particular night was flush with 6's and 7's and even some 8's. Fat chance of a fuck though , fat chance. No chance of a pic either , girls 3/5mtrs from me. Flash will not illuminate that far away. Note : This very ordinary pic was removed , to save downloads.

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But must tell you , along the way , and from behind , a gal gently placed both hands lightly on my hips. I turned around and she said "Hi" (in English). Immediately I thought , that is the face of a katoey/transvestite , so didnt reply , ever onwards to my favourite cantina and kisses on the cheek. Along the way twas thinking : "did I miss a chance there" ? Dont think so , 90% sure it was a trannie. Face handsome , but not pretty : ) Confuscius says : ..................... (Confuscius says too much , and does too little : )

So then park at Cantina. Younger crowd than before. Lots of 6's and 7's , lots. Three/five metres from where I am sitting , cant capture them on camera , not enough light etc. Even a fair number of 8's. I try to work out why ? Well , I think its the last dash , last hope. Tomorrow is Monday and back to work , back to reality. Starting tomorrow Carnaval will start to die , for those with a job. For the unemployed its a chance to do their thing , have fun , and a chance for me to bribe an unemployed girl into bed : ) The unemployed's carnaval tomorrow (I hope , nothing for certain in Brazil).

Take some shots , only one really worked out (see above). Then the unforgivable happened , DFM's girl friend fronts up and kisses me on the cheek again. Something is better than nothing : ) First a tranny puts his arms around me , then a real girl kisses me on the cheek. Things are looking up.

As is DFM's girls way , she takes off and says "amanha" (tomorrow). I see everyone else doing deepthroat , why doesnt she deepthroat me ? : )

It's now 2am , I am feeling a bit drunk (5 cans) and its starting to rain. Better grab a taxi whilst there is one available. Later on this morning its the Unemployed's Carnaval (my name for it). There should be something in it for me. Persistence pays .. 'n gets lays.

 

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On the way to brekky this morning I ask elevator woman whats happening today re Carnaval. She says "Olinda" , nothing in Recife Centro , where I imagined the Unemployeds Carnaval would be. Ten mins later , different elevator woman , so I ask her , and she says yes Carnaval in Recife this night. I don't think anyone knows what is happening and when. Enuf of this Carnaval stuff. Might try Boa Viagem beach today. Scored a nice one there in '95 , only one , but nice. The beach will be a different environment for me , a change. Suspect no one goes there until late in the morning , or early afternoon. Go then.

Hanging on for Salvador Thursday. It seems to be a sexier city. Was reading some of the history of Salvador , the first city of Brazil and capital , for something like 300 years , and it said , when they first colonised Salvador , they brought with them a bunch of whores to service the colonisers. Smart people. So in those days , Salvador gained the reputation of : "Port of all saints and most sins". The booklet also said , "This tradition (sins) has carried on through to today". Recife does not have a history of decadence to live up to , Salvador does , so Salvador it is. Will try and bring forward my plane trip to Salvador , but first a phone call to my Salv accom and see if they have a vacany. Recife is too tame , too slow , not enough happening , yet it was the scene of much debauchery in 1995. Times change.

Yeh , Recife : Transvestites groping me , folks kissing me on the cheek. Not enough. Kissing me on the dick would be closer to the mark : )

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Checked my financial status. Appears I have an excess of local dollars to spend before my lift off for Planet Earth. Gotta find a way to spend those dollars.

Tried to get to Salvador , but airline would not change my departure date. Have to buy another ticket and no refund on first ticket. No way Jose. Spending money is one thing , but throwing it away is another. Then thought of 4hr bus trip to Natal , but its still carnaval season and accom might be difficult or impossible in that tourist town. Wasnt a tourist town in '95 , is now , says Lonely Planet and Mongers on the Internet agree , its awash with tourists. Lots of prostitution there too , they say. Not my kind of town : )

Then brain starts to work. Came up with the idea of getting a Boa Viagem fugly to find me a knock out babe who is not a programa girl (hooker) , only hooker sometimes , eg for me. Then realise from Phil experience , these losers (fugly hookers) can not deliver. They cant even get a fuck for themselves , let alone find someone nice looking for someone else to fuck. Fuglies do not have access to 'lookers'.

Brain then 'delivers' the knockout blow. Flavio , the intelligent taxi driver and expert communicator. He's the one. Will call him up on phone , get him to call at hotel and outline to him his mission .. "Gal 18 - 22 yrs , pretty , not whore day in day out". This Flavio is no jerk , he will either find the right meat or tell me straight out "mission impossible". 'F' in Salvador was a complete waste of time and money , and he was a jerk. Flavio is different (I hope) and worth a try. Will tell him : "Nice tip in it for you , if you can find" ('7' babe , part time hooker , with some heart).

Only problem with that approach , I have been told before (12yrs ago) brazilians do not like pimping. So will see what Flavio's reaction is to my proposal. Trying to re-create the Cebu scene right here in Recife : ) Geez this page has got to have at least one babe in the nude. Brazil ass and all that ! Bunda , bunda , ass , ass ..... where the hell is it ?

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PIC above ..... Salvador pic (again). Bunda bunda , ass , ass. Gal on stage , sexily clothed. Problem is , that ass did not make it into my room : ). See the squeeze box guy in the background , an integral part of Salvadorian music.

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Walk to Tourist complex (Info , Cards , Gifts) about 20mins away , streets deserted , less than even on a Sunday. So its not a work day , still public holidays. Trying to get accurate info on Carnaval , procure a sexy carnaval t. shirt I've seen folks wear , and buy some post cards ("having a great time , wish you were here") at Tourist Complex. Along way pass over bridge , look down at river below me , black as oil from a cars sump , pitch black 'n thick. If ya fell in there , ya wouldnt last long. Lots of Flavela's along the river too. Not hard to imagine what they dump into that river. I've noticed no one fishes in it : )

Tourist joint closed , hot , so in taxi to Internet place. Seems they have gone out of business and moved out over Carnaval. To another Internet place , also closed. Restaurants , everything closed. Maybe Flavio is off duty too ? Storm clouds assembling , ask locals , they say rain in 4 hrs , that's 3pm approx. Wonder if beach deserted too. If not raining , to beach 2/3pm and observe the Germans who stay in Recife Palace , believed to cost R400 (Pesos10,000) per day for a room. Watch em socialise with the R50 fuglies they are going to fuck that night. For sure , they will pay the fuglies R100 or more.

Asked again in Elevator about Carnaval , now new additional info. She reckons some action down where my Rooster mascot is staying on the bridge , in addition to the action near our Hotel. Starting to relax , resigned to not fucking , not going to Salvador early and the prospect of Flavio helping out = loosening up. Eat at Hotel , siesta , then maybe Viagem Beach. Depends on the weather.

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Thought of putting a halt to this Diary until something positive happened , but this is how it is in brazil right now. Will continue telling ya how it is until something happens.

To Boa Viagem , dumb taxi driver. Get out at Recife Palace to check out Germans. Not one german on the beach. The german invasion is over , might have been over for years , for all I know. Explains demise of Eclipse Disco (German owned and patronised) ; Chakatak being empty and Bamboo (German owned) being dormant (six customers). Owner of Bamboo long faced too. Business is down cause germans have gone elsewhere , maybe the Philippines. Wise move if they have.

Walk to stretch of beach where the cuties used to sun tan and where I picked up a nice one ('95). Beach gone , totally disappeared , there is a stone wall in its place. Four more metres and the road would have been washed away , then the high rise buildings. There was 40mtrs of beach between the road and the water last time I was here , now nothing. Why did they wait until the erosion was about to gobble up the road ? Indifferent , thats why : )

There are 30 taxis lined up waiting for a customer. I do the right thing and walk to the other end and start of line to the driver who has been waiting the longest. Get in , he is grumpy. I ask him if Recife Shopping is open. He said some shops open , others not. We get to the Mall parking lot entrance , he takes his ticket to enter the grounds. Cars can not enter or exit without that ticket. Not one single car or person to be seen. Its shut. Dumb head. I tell him "Recife Antigo". Now there is a nice fare for him , its yonks away.

We go to exit , he places his card in the machine but the boom bar does not rise , we are locked into the Malls parking lot and grounds. He said "big problem now" (local language). Another taxi comes along squeezes in front of ours and gets jammed in too. Exit to our right is working , but ours is not. To get any boom bar to rise he needs a fresh card , but you can only get one on entering , and once that card is gone your stuffed. No one to help us , place is abandoned , carnaval holiday. I see R8.60 on meter , give him R10 , opened the taxi door , and walked out of the Mall grounds. The taxi driver behind me , would be fuming : ) Fuck him , he is a dumb head , said the joint was open.

Get another taxi down the road , on other side of boom bars , nice relaxed guy. Tell him "Recife Angtigo". Get within 2/3kms of Antigo and road closed. Go alternative way , traffic jams. Five pm in the afternoon and people already pouring into the area. I pay him whats on the meter (P750 equivalent) plus tip , get out and walk. Found my favourite Rua da Guia spot blind folded. Had one beer , place is doing nothing for me , so back to Hotel. My biggest expense is taxis. Costing me more than my accommodation. Oh for the Philippines and P40 rides : )

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PIC ..... Yes , your right its another pic taken in Salvador. No temptation to 'snap' in Recife : ) Gal in traditional dress. Nice pic , nice gal. Note : This nice touristy pic has nothing to do with sex , hence removed , to save downloads.

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I know this Diary sounds like one long whinge , and thats what it most probably is , but its d' facts man , it's d' facts. Do not go to Brazil , stick with Thailand or the Philippines fella's. But ever optimistic , I move on :

On returning to Hotel I see signs of local carnaval. Mickey Mouse , saw it in '95 , think I will give it a miss. Mention of the word 'Carnaval' now makes me almost throw up : )

It's Flavio or nothing. Flavio it is , but I doubt if he can help me. Carnaval and the conservtive nature of Recife make any attempt by Flavio difficult , methinks. Rang him , he said Recife will be dead until weekend. Friday things will return to normal , which means places like Talisma will be active again , and the girls think about reality , paying their bills. Brought up the subject of recruiting something for me. He said "difficult" , and the right girls are now with family and friends celebrating C . . . . . . l" (That dirty word again : ).

I'm in Salvador three days time , Thursday , so its Goodbye to Recife then. If I ever return to Brazil I will head straight for Salvador and stay there.

I had six months in Recife before ('95) , incl. side trips to other towns. Had about ten nice babes during that time. Now in a 23 day time frame , it looks like I am not going to have one good babe. 'Sisters Salvador' were rated around 5.5 ..... The babes I had in '95 were 6's and 7's. I realise Brazil is now a lost cause for me , but maybe not for you ? I came with great expectations , based on '95 experiences. I also came to satisfy my curiosity , to see if I have been missing out on anything , and I have satisfied my curiosity. Have not been missing out on anything.

So , eventually I am out of my room and walk down to local carnaval parade. Sweet and innocent , but not enough to hold my attention for more than 5 mins. Continue to walk down 'Vista' avenue/promenade to Rooster bridge where there is a big crowd. Continue on over bridge to where there is a big 'working class' parade opposite the Post Office. Have a look at that for a while , then do as a lot of others do , follow the parade down towards 'Sao Pedro' which is blocked off again. Its in this area that the stench of urine is at its most. You know your in Brazil 'C' time when you smell that horrible stench of stale urine.

Parade stops about here , but folks and myself continue on up and over second bridge into 'dutch quarter' , Antigo. Found my usual spot but too crowded , no where to even stand , let alone sit. Biggest crowd ever at Antigo. Is this the last lunge , by the local folks , last carnaval night ? The locals dont know , so how would I know ? : ) Walked around some new parts of Antigo , with interesting buildings and trees but no space , everyone shoulder to shoulder. Lots of pretty girls , about three hundred in my area , but none of them for sale , hire or rent. Most , if not all , programmed for 'tunnel vision'. After about one hour of Antigo , I begin the long walk home. Took me almost one hour to get back home. To bed around 11.30pm , didnt drink any beer. D' facts man , d' facts. Wish it was otherwise : )

 

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Woke up 4am feeling fresh , got up typed above stuff out. Washing is all up to date , small number of clothes in final drying stage. They'll be dry by Thursday when I visit Salvador for the second time. Things should be brighter there. In the meantime , think I will try Flavio one more time. Gotta unload some dollars , might as well be with Flavio taking me to all the sleazy spots , even if they are dormant or closed , something to do , checking them out. Who knows , might bump into something , or someone (18 - 22yrs old and sexy : )

Yes its true , I came to Recife and paid in advance a considerable deposit on hotel room based on '95 experiences , but things have changed , most probably including me , and in retrospect Recife has been a bit of a disappointment , especially sex wise. If I could do it all over again I would head for Salvador and stay there. Think it is more 'sinful' than Recife and more lively.

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PIC ..... Sisters Salvador. Yes more pics from Salvador. Nice one too. Friday night , about nine days ago , at 'Rocky' , when Sis' were in the company of brother (to left of pic). But he appeared only sometimes , not all the time. Left them alone to negotiate with me ? : ). It was that night they said to me , in brothers absence , "Sunday night". And yes they returned Sunday night minus bro' .. shagged and sucked as good sisters should. Salvador is more 'active' .. head for Salvador fella's. Note : Same sis' in another pic this page. Who wants to look at their brother ? Not me : ) Hence this superfluous pic removed , to save downloads.

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So , I'm still in Recife , its now 5.30am , head downstairs , seven floors to check something out (with-held to 'protect') and got positive results. Whilst downstairs , two chooks enter the hotel. They have had a night out on the town and are just returning home empty handed. All of 35 or plus years old. One does not enter the elevator with me , the other does. I get out on 7th floor , so does 'chook'. She goes to left , I go to right. I can hear her delaying the opening of her door , think she is trying to see if I will look her way. "Poor frustrated foreigner , surely he needs a bang" ?

Well , I'd fuck your daughter madam , but not you , your too old (35-37yrs). Open my door , enter , got 55mins before brekky. Feeling great , consuming less alcohol in recent days and nights .. whats d' point of drinking , can't get a screw anyway. Last 24hrs I've consumed only one can of beer .. good lad , I will be in top shape when I hit sinful Salvador. Three nights there and then its back to Planet Earth and the real world.

After brekky , walked down to my local Carnaval , 100mtrs away , see pics below. Sweet and innocent. Low profile. Feel like being a sponsor , that is , give a prize. One prize I would like is : "Best Loser" , but they wouldnt understand that. Hot , hot , one hot carnaval chick (costumed) came my way , I couldnt stop perving , neither could the lads. By the time I started thinking about getting a shot of her it was too late. She was walking fast , initially I thought because of the 'bad mouth' lads. I took off after her , determined to get a pic , then somehow lost her. She disappeared into thin air. I took off in the direction I thought she must have gone , entered two or three alley ways but she was nowhere to be seen. About an hour or so later , I realised why she was walking so fast. She was going to one of the portable toilets placed on the road about where I lost her.

How do I know ? Some time later I was watching parade , and saw girls entering portable toilets , then realised that was about where I lost 'Hot' babe. Whilst I was looking in alleyways she must have come out of toilets and gone somewhere else. Pity , she would have been a star on this page. Yes , well there are lookers here , its just that folks like me have to forget about the fuglies and only think of the lookers , they are here , but not in large numbers. But can a foreigner secure one ? 1995 yes , a possibility , 2007 ? 

Salvador it is : 

Then to Aeroporto (Airport). Tourist Info Office there rang bus company and they said they would give me full refund , so then bought aeroplane ticket at Airport. Chick next to girl I was buying ticket from was very attractive and had the best boobs in Brazil , and I was tempted to tell her so. Chick who sold me ticket had excellent English. And as I departed ticket desk , I told her "Your English is 9.5" and would have loved to have said to her , "And the girl next door to you is Miss Boobs Brazil : 10.5" : )

Now flying down to Salvador and flying back = extra nights in Salvador. Recife has been too tame. Need to end FFF with a bang. Now staying in Salvador : Thurs , Frid , Sat and Sunday nights. Great , some action for sure.

Its Tuesday , Thurs I fly out to Salvador. Thoughts of contacting Flavio again. But Recife is in Carnaval mode. The 'patient' (Recife) will not recover until Friday , so not much point in contacting Flavio. Relax , unwind , have a few beers at my local Carnaval tonight. Two/three hundred people instead of 50/100,000 (Antigo etc) , and 500,000 elsewhere. Apparently , in excess of 1 million total in Recife area alone. Much better , more natural/amateur at local area. Nice little cantinas (see pic below) and always the possibility of a working class or underclass mumma offering her daughter. D' Life , frustrating as it can be , wouldnt change it for anything.

 

THE REAL CARNIVAL - Local Square - Recife :

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PIC ..... Carnaval Cantina. This cantina is situated in the local square where the Carnaval is held , few short metres from my Hotel I will be sitting in such a cantina , lubricating (beer) , getting up off my ass and going outside when things get excited , have a look , snap snap , then back inside the cantina for more refreshments. It's a hard life ... but someone has to do it : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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PIC ..... Same area as Carnival Cantina , above. Very strong sun , washed out pic a bit. In foreground where bicycle is = d' Square. Costumed folks assemble in narrow street , behind where bicycle is and then on prompting , with the roll of the drums , jump up and down and enter the Square proper , to the cheers of the crowd. On the left corner , you'll see open doors of motley Cantina (green borders on open doors). This was my HQ for six hours on that night. Note : This pic removed , to save downloads.

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What transpired ? Well , there was no need for Mumma to offer me her daughter , her daughter offered herself to me , without consulting Mumma ! Sort of : )

Yeh , went down to local Carnaval/Celebration ('C') around 6pm and did not return home until 12midnight. Excellent time in amongst regular folk. I reckon their 'C' was the best cause it was full of energy and excitement , although admittedly I did not capture the excitement with the camera. Need a movie camera to capture the sound and movement , thats for sure.

So to explain : 100mtrs from my Hotel there is a little square in front of the Church. This square is about 50 x 30 mtrs in size. There are a small number of cantina's surrounding this square. Folks dressed up come out of a narrow street onto the square and awaiting crowd , which started out at about 200 in number and ended up about 500 in total. I was in this narrow street trying to get pics whilst the groups were stationery , waiting for their turn. Once it was their turn , their groups drums would beat up , paraders would get excited and start dancing all about the place. Its all about displaying their costume , band and ability to dance. They are so proud of themselves and their particular group.

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What made this parade and celebration so great was : The folks participating and watching were all from the same bairo/village/suburb , and so it was especially neighbourly/friendly , including towards me. Had lots of chats with lots of people , including young girls , shame on me. Ego massage : ) Imagine these people dancing for a crowd of 200/500 when other groups dance for crowds up to 500,000 or more. By comparison , the bigger parades were robotic compared to this one. My lot had enthusiasm in excess , but one would need a movie camera to capture it.

So that dirty word 'C' (Carnaval) was not dirty last night , it was a joy. Especially so cause it was MY mob , people who live in the same area as I do (Hotel). I was the only foreigner there , and they were honoured to have me in their presence and surprised that I stayed with them for a whole 6hrs. Good perving , thats why : ). By 12 midnight I was stuffed. Had drunk heaps. The celebrations went on beyond 2am , I could hear them later on , 100 mtrs away at my Hotel.

A great night.

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PIC ..... Retiree. Age shall not weary her. She is still carnaval-ing and I am still whor-ing. Birds of a feather. Age shall not weary us : ) Note : Unfortunately , had to remove pic , to save downloads.

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MISS SPUNK : 

There was one girl we will call 'Spunk'. In the small side street and before they enter the square I took pics of her with her group. When I took the first pic she gave out with a yelp , got all sexy and girated around like crazy. Took lots of pics of her but they failed , people getting in the way , too much movement etc.

Later on I was sitting down in my Cantina reviewing the pics in the view finder and looking at failed Miss Spunk pics , when I felt persons hovering over me , looked around , and it was Miss Spunk herself. She was trying to see the pics of herself over my shoulder. How she found me sitting down in that cantina , people standing all around me , I dont know , but she was keen , so she found me.

Asked me to take more pics , I obliged. Guys in cantina were not looking too happy at the attention she was giving me , so I signified group shot. If I took pics of her only , think the boys imagination would have run wild , because in addition to pics , in front of the boys she gave me her telephone number , and asked for my phone number. Havent a clue what my Hotels phone number is , so couldnt oblige. This gal is no hooker , she is a natural brazilian girl , all revved up with an excess of hormones. And everyone in the cantina knows it , including the women , and they seemed worried that I might get a taste of it : )

I offered her copies of pics , she said she'd come back 3pm next day to pick up same. Randy , this girl is randy , but she might be under 18yrs , dont know , will find out tomorrow if she comes. Too skinny too , dont normally get involved with skinny ones , but sex just oozes from her , she is full of it. Not hard to imagine wild cock sucking and shagging (if legal age) but from time I met her to time I leave Recife for Salvador there is only 36hrs left on the clock , plus new all female management at my Hotel seems to be conservative. Think they would frown on a teeny going up to my room. Everyone would be looking .. guys employed at hotel etc too cause she is young , fresh and randy. Everyone can see that.

I will be handing over the pics to her next day. Will ask her age then. The more I think about it , there is no way I can take her up to my room , cause too much of a stir. I might be misjudging the situation , she might be randy yes , but she might be a good girl and be offended by being asked to go to a ST Hotel ? What do you think I should do ?

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PIC above ..... Local Square local girl , in carnaval costume. My guess , blood lines : 75% Portuguese , 25% African. Brazil is a melting pot : ) She's way up in the air about 4mtrs , on a float. Cute face eh ? ! She's fresh but unfortunately pic a bit degraded (like me : )

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Woke up early early in the morning happy. Recife had redeemed itself somewhat with a happy night last night. They seem to get the teeny boppers to do the dancing. Took over 200 , yep 200 pics. Got a heap on private file. Some of girls were topless but pics were a bit distant and thus unsatisfactory.

Out to Bus Terminal and quick refund of bus ticket. Exiting station on return I walk the walk , cause I saw my Mascot d' Rooster minus his head earlier on , and wanted to take a pic of him now as a "Headless Chook". On return he had gone. They'd taken him away. Carnaval is truly over.

Everyone has checked out of my Hotel and returned to their provinces to start work the following day. Today , Wednesday is yet another public holiday , yet no carnaval , except for Olinda , about 10kms away. Recife is still in shut down mode. My Hotel is not providing meals anymore as everyone has checked out. 98% of shops and all Restaurants are closed. Its back to the chocolate wafer biscuits again.

Time came , and 'Spunk' called. They rang me from Reception Desk , I said : "Send her up" , they said 'not possible'. Down I go to 'S' she's looking very eager , wedding bells syndrome methinks. Escape from poverty by marrying an old Sugar Daddy ? The Reception , and everyone else is staring at me. Had a very brief chat with her.

Yes , well I had an uncomfortable feeling about her. Dont know Brazil as well as I know Philippines/Thailand , so common sense prevailed and I gave her R20 (U$10) and told her I'm off to Salvador tomorrow (true) , her face dropped , and will contact her on return (not true).

Freedom is more important than sex. Dont like the idea of risking prison time for a cookie as fresh as that one. Alternatively , in Brazil , its U$5000 to bribe yourself out of a sticky situation , I believe. Expensive sex : ) When your unsure of a girls age ... "don't do it" , is my advice. Back off fast. Normally girls do not know where I am staying , only those clearly 18yrs of age , this suspect one did = higher risk.

So , for sure I will contact Flavio tonight. Do not think he can help me , but got excess bucks ($) and 24hrs in a town that's shut down (Recife). Maybe he can come up with something , a Miss Spunk look alike/feel alike , who is maturer ?

Chocolate biscuits and beer tonight ... shit , not the best of combinations : )

Moaning , moaning , but this is the real situation , how it actually is. Yet I am happy. Why ? I am on another planet. I have escaped Planet Earth , and that in itself is something.

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So it was Flavio to the rescue. Rang him , he arrived spot on time , 7pm , told him first thing .. I am hungry and like por kilo restaurants. He takes me to Shopping Recife (SR) and the area where they have por kilo/buffet style. It's open this time (inconsistency and Brazil , go hand in hand). "Apipucos" seemed the best por kilo restaurant so we ate there. Price reasonable , food good. This eating area is more 'pick up friendly' , no cubicles , but still a long shot , a very long shot ,fella's.

After eating , I told Flavio I would stay at the Mall for a while and link up with him at Bamboo Bar 10pm. Nothing happens before 10pm. At least I have made contact with Flavio and have him on a string tonight.

Found a better S&F spot at SR , not far from eatery hall , but waitress was shit. After two beers gave her a tip of U$1c equivalent ... an insult and revenge for her shit treatment : ) Moved to previous S&F spot and had one beer there. Waitress smiley. Gave her a respectable tip. Then to Bamboo , and Flavio was there waiting for me. This guy is reliable and he is competent. Entered bamboo out of curiosity , but the same sad faces and only three average girls. Off to 'Talisma' (T) with Flavio but too early , so propped at a nearby cantina , where Flavio partook of some "Brern" (his pronunciation) , which turned out to be "Burn" , coca cola's answer to 'Red Bull'. At 10.45pm Flavio said it was time to hit Talisma (T).

I find T has a nice ambience. Karma pervades the place. It's not big , but its not small either and its clean. About 30 freelance girls , going for U$20-30 (two hours). Yes , some 6's , about 3 to 5 of them. Friendly , charming place. You should try it , if your in Recife some time. Located opposite the Airport (Aeroporto .. Ah-air-u-porto). We stayed there for a little over two hours , chatted with different girls , 6's of course , nothing less. Your beer R3/U$1.50 (large bottle). Waiters thank you , when you give them a small tip. It's all civilised , homely and friendly at T.

RECIFE Shake dat booty (ass) . See those 'devil' eyes. One thing brazilians can do ... dance ! A cute , hot number like her had no customer. She's a freelancer. Dancing hot to create some interest no doubt. My "private dancer". If I wasn't such a pervert I would have taken her : ) Bought her a drink (normal price) , had a chat , she gave me her phone number etc , but I was scared of her. When she looked me in the eyes , I knew I'd be in trouble if I took her to a room. I would have to pull out my 'A' game. Not sure I had my 'A' game with me that night. She was just too sexy. Give me the 'innocent' ones anytime : ) U$20 was her 'consultancy' fee. Better than Sampa (U$75-100) , where there is no friendliness , only business. Girl in pic was friendly , and had all the other attributes Mongers like , including 'devils' eyes. She almost convinced me to come out of retirement.

 

Her body was a '6' , her attitude was a '7'.

ADD (again) : At only U$20 , think my body must be a 3 and my brain a zero for missing an opportunity like her. I spent U$60 and more some nights on taxi fares alone ! Yet would not invest U$20 to check her out. Now , even more days later , I am really disappointed with myself.

I know , what I was thinking of at the time : 'I will have to terminate nice driver Flavio if I take her' , and thought the night was young and didnt want to send Flavio away , thus sacrificing the remainder of the night just for her. Add to that , she was a very confident sexy girl. I like the shy ones or amateur ones. Thought this one , 'devil eyes' , would take the initiative/control away from me , including in bed. I'm a control freak of sorts , and so her confidence unsettled me a bit.

Even so , for a measley U$20 I could have checked her out.

Nut case , Thommo is a nut case.

Better than the "cookie in the oven" strategy is : "strike whilst the iron is hot" strategy.

Or , as Confuscius would say : "strike whilst the chick is hot" : )

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So , around 1.30am (?) Flavio and I took off for distant 'Manilha' , but it was closed. This was my last night in Recife. I might never return , so had to satisfy my curiosity re Sampa , some distance in the opposite direction. U$10 to enter , U$2.50 for a small bottle of beer. At the time (Wed night) there were about 30/40 babes there , some 7's and maybe one or two 8's. Yes , some lookers there , legs , face the lot. Flavio said correct price is R150 for two hours (U$75). As soon as I entered I had a 7.5 hovering around me. She was a looker. Flavio confirmed the girls at Sampa are true professionals .. "no heart". But if you want a great body and face to fuck .. Sampa can supply.

Back to Hotel 2.30am , but its raining heavily , so much so the roads are flooded and cars are stuck here and there. Kept reminding Flavio to slow down , otherwise we'd get stuck too. He kept the engine at high rev's to keep the water off spark plugs/distributor. We were making waves as we carefully made our way through the mini river roads. Made it to Hotel , but only just , some 'splutters' along the way. Had to go up to room and get cash for Flavio. Rang front door bell of hotel , gotta an electric shock immediately. Faulty wiring combined with excess water = dangerous buzzer.

To my room I go , enter and its flooded. Roof in Salvador leaked directly onto my bed , this room in Recife flooded. Wasnt the roof this time , couldnt see where it was coming from. Dont go to Brazil in the wet season lads : ) Paid off Flavio and gave him two unique presents. He's a nice guy and he's competent.

Woke up next morning and thought : "Why didnt I stick my dick up that girls ass (devil eyes) , why didnt I let her bj me. Those eyes looking at me whilst she bj'd. What has happened to me" ? Now regretting procastination. I hesitate too much. I think the psychology at work is : "If I take a girl straight away , she is a cheap whore. If I take her another day , she is not a full on whore , she is something like a regular girl" All my life I have never liked whores , yet I have fucked hundreds , possibly in excess of a thousand. So long as they do not look and/or act like a whore ... I am into them : )

Regrets , one should not have regrets. Would have taken only U$20 to have two hours with 'devil eyes'. The least that would have happened ... a pics of her ass for this page.

AND THERE'S MORE !

Non sex matters : Yeh , forgot to tell ya about other things at Talisma ... Two oldish drunks entered , one more drunk than the other. He was off ! Got on dance floor and swung around most enthusiastically , so much so he nearly fell over and hit his head on the tiled floor. Everyone watched him swing and sway all over the place , nearly bumped into my table and knocked my bottle over. Then he decided he needed a partner , and asked one girl I had my eye on , a definite 6 , for a dance. She smiled and declined , then he went to another , another and eventually he went to every girl requesting a dance but every single one of them refused him. It was hilarious watching him go from one to the other. It never registered with him that no girl would dance with him. Persistence pays , but not this time. They'd seen his demo and were not impressed. Plenty girls there were dancing with guys older than me. There was one short old guy , full of personality , dancing with a babe around 6' tall (in high heels) . The girl (not tranny) smiled and enjoyed dancing with the old codger. Other oldies danced with young girls. Talisma had a wonderful 'country' atmosphere about it , everyone 'chummy'.

Once the drunk guy realised no one was going to dance with him , he and his buddy left to find dancing partners elsewhere. There was this huge babe , obesity at its best. She had on tights and this mini toggle type dress over tights. As she danced , the toggles swinged and swayed. Rather sexy if she was not so fat. She had the same problem as the drunk , no dancing partner , although on odd occasions an underclass lad did dance with her. Tempted to take a pic , but sure she would realise I was being cynical , so didnt take pic.

Another babe danced with this oldish unnatractive guy sitting at table next to me. They swung and swayed romantically , lovely old style dancing. I was most impressed with the babes dress. They've got dresses in brazil that you do not see in other countries. Anyway she sat down , and he returned to table next to me , happy as Larry. Brazilians love to dance. I thought to myself , that babe is special , nice hair , looking great in that dress , so I went to toilet and on returned stepped up to her with the idea of inviting her to my table , but on closer inspection realised she was lacking a face. Bit old , bit screwed up. Must have been all of 30yrs old : ) So just said "Boa Noite" (good evening) , she responded and then quickly returned to my table. That was a close call : ) Before that , I thought of calling her across to my table. Luckily I had a close inspection first.

Sex matter (sort of ) : Finally , there was this pretty one. She entered Talisma and headed straight for Flavio , sitting down at our table. She seemed excited at seeing him and he seemed happy to see her. I was interested , cause she had legs , face the lot , but Flavio was discouraging me to chat with her. I thought , "Oh , maybe Flavios girl friend" and decided to sit back and observe. She did get to talk to me a little , full of smiles and attractive. The kind of smiley behaviour you come across in Thailand. I wanted to make a move on her but Flavio seemed to be making it difficult for me. Then she left and it was then that I found out why Flavio got between me and the girl. He said she was on "drogas" , drugs , anything she can get her hands on including heroin. He said later that night she will not be smiling so much , she will start to panic re drugs. So I then understood why he prevented me from buying her a drink etc and getting involved with her. "Only trouble" he said. I said : "Why she come here (Talisma) , where she go" ? He said she operates out of Bamboo Bar , targeting the more affluent foreigners. She would be a star there. A rose amongst the thorns , that is , until she got agitated re drugs.

Talisma was a little star on this tour. Its my kind of place , but maybe not yours. But someone like 'devil eyes' would make the visit worth while. If she was there , they are a migratory lot : )

 

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Had breakfast around 7.30am and Front Desk said I need not check out until 1/2pm. Normally have to check out 12noon. 1/2pm fits in with my flight to Salvador. Nice of them. Seems I have respect here , although 'Spunk' turning up most probably put a blotch on my record. Reckon they would consider me a 7.5 tenant. The other foreigner , a minus 1 , cause he makes no attempt to learn portugues and is all the time having problems communicating with Front Desk. Not one word of English spoken by anyone in this Hotel.

OK , so its time to summarise Recife :

Not a brilliant nightlife town , but with places like Talisma , which has an ever changing freelance population , one could have an interesting time. Carnaval is good sometimes , a nuisance others. Think I lost about three days of my vacation waiting for something to happen , carnaval time. When it did happen (at Carnaval) it was good. I didnt know I could eat por kilo at Shopping Recife and no one seemed to know when that Mall was open or shut during Carnaval , including the taxi driver who got locked in (still there ? : ) Eating can be a problem during Carnaval.

Seems Hotels are not keen to have girls in rooms. A big minus for Recife , on that score.

Recife is spread out , consequently taxi fares eat into your budget.

Will I return to Recife ? Only for the same reason I returned this time .. out of curiosity , not for a great sex time. Philippines and Thailand for that and more. 

SALVADOR - REVISITED : 

So , last throw of the dice ... Salvador. I will be disappointed if I do not get a good ass on this page. My trip will be incomplete if that happens. In respect of a fuck , 'White' babe will be my prime target. If I see her , will not hesitate , try and whisk her off to a ST Hotel straight away. Unfinished biz if I don't at least proposition her. If she knocks me back ok , but must at least try.

GREAT ... right now , I am thinking this tour has been great. For sure its had its downs , but there is nothing like escaping Planet Earth , and there is only one way to do that ..... go to Planet Brazil.

In seven hours time my plane takes off for Salvador. Well , thats what I thought.

Hotel Front Desk reckon I owed them a day. I sorted all this out with management a few days ago , wanna catch the plane so pay em the extra day. Weeks ago , when I made an international transfer of money to Hotel , they conned me on exchange rate too. Gave me 1.4 , when the going rate was 2 to 2.2 at the time. Rip off of U$75. Brazil.

Arrive at airport about three and half hours before plane takes off. Around one and a half hours before take off I decide to enter departures lounge early but find a three foot dwarf pursuing me .. "Mr , Mr". I ignore , cause think she is trying to sell me something , then realise there is an urgent situation re boarding plane. Its leaving right now , one and a half hours before scheduled time. No one told me. Obviously between time I purchased ticket three days ago and now , they've changed their schedule. No one told me , including gal at baggage check in. Brazil.

Airline staff usher me ahead of other queues , through security check , and onto plane. Soon as I stepped inside the plane , door slammed behind me and plane moves out onto tarmac. Phew , just made it. One hour and 800/900 kms down the track we are in Salvador. Exit plane , catch small airport bus to city. Taxi 70/80 or more local dollars to city , long way. Bus R4. Two hours later still havent arrived at destination and bus breaks down. Driver says "board other bus in front". I exit airport bus and note passengers of other run down bus. They look like criminals. Its pitch black now , not hard to imagine these guys might follow me when I exit the bus with my three bags and walk 200mtrs to my accommodation. Decide not to enter this substitute bus and its dodgy passengers and catch a taxi. Fifteen mins and U$7 later I am being dropped outside Cantina da Lua and walk 20mtrs past tourist police to accommodation I reserved four days ago. Up the stairs I go , owner who I booked with says "no room". I said : 'But I have a reservation with you'. She repeats "no room" , sullen hard face 'n heart. Fuck them , no respect for reservations. Never stay there again. Outta there and to 'Happy House' , but problem there is , no private toilet/shower , and the ones they have got are so small you can hardly bend down to have a crap. Anyway , 'Happy' has a room for me , and half pre carnaval price. So I'm 'happy' : )

Eat at Cantina da Lua por kilo restaurant. Costs 70% more than Recife , same food. Return to 'Happy' and crash on bed 8.30pm , thinking I will rise at 10.30pm and get the show on the road (perving/voyeurism). Got quite a big Hit List to cover , before I catch the plane out of brazil and home. Same circuitous air route as when I came Brazil , three weeks ago. Not looking forward to that one : )

2am folks talking loudly outside my door wake me up and I realise I've missed my first night in Salvador. Didnt achieve anything by flying down : ) Now only three nights left in Brazil. Gotta review my schedule and make sure I do not miss out on any important nightlife. Got about four more new spots yet to visit. Got stuck at Rocky last time , must avoid that and do better this time.

Around 10am , the fact that I am leaving Brazil soon hits me , but I don't want to leave. I do not want to return to my familiar world , want to stay in the unfamiliar .. Brazil. Wish I had money , I'd stay here for six months or more and sort things out , including the people : )

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Came up with a big day time hit list. Gotta use taxis , cost me a fortune , but got heaps of unspent local dollars. So will 'tourist' by day on my 'white' hit list and whorist by night on my 'black' hit list. Missing out last night (no alcohol etc) has given me excess energy. Might be a blessing in disguise.

I did my daytime tourist thing , interesting. Then its 7.30pm and I enter my first of many taxi's for the night and head for "Barra" (Pron : 'ba'-hah') a beach side suburb , with a nice promenade/walk , old but well maintained and beautiful lighthouses 'n fort/s. The lads on the Internet say Barra has pick up potential , but no specific place in Barra was mentioned. So , along the way I ask driver where is the best spot at Barra for freelancers. He says "Porto de Barra". We stop there and folks are not sitting at the tables , they are standing out of the rain under shelter , its raining. Not many folks. No point in getting out of taxi , so ever onwards we go , along the same beach road to Aeroclube. Arrived around 8pm , early I know , but no other place at this time of the night and on this side of town worth getting out of the taxi. Rocky starts 10pm some nights , 11pm other nights. With a bit of luck it will start 10pm tonight , which gives me 2hrs of pervin' at d' Spider and Fly (S&F) spot , mentioned on this page before.

As I have said before , Brazil varies a lot , and this night proved that point once again. Consistency in venues and other matters is lacking. Firstly , there seemed to be a significant number of girls hanging around (freelancers). Did not see these girls on previous visits to Aeroclube. Maybe the threat of more rain has driven them 'inside' under the high roofs of Aero' ? If no rain , they'd be hanging around outside buildings , wherever. Another variable ... no steady stream of 6's and 7's to exercise my eyes. A definite lack of regular girls passing by my S&F spot. I hung in at Aero' until 10pm , when there was no sign of Rocky taking off , and no 'parade' , but yes , an increasing number of average looking and b grade looking hookers , most of them propped in the area 30mtrs before my S&F table. These girls seemed to keep away from regular folk that are sitting at the tables in my area.

I got the impression from the Internet that Casquinha de Siri , now called "Santissima Bahia" (SB) was the best pick up place in Salvador. A must visit , so off I go in the taxi. Nice driver (ND) , previous driver was a bit of a hustler , trying to come up with ideas that increased the fare , eg , he said 'Aeroclube very quiet 8pm , better to go to SB where there are beautiful girls at R300 (U$150) short time'. Going to SB would have added another R15/20 to his meter. Nice driver/ND was a different kettle of fish and on the ball. He must have thought I looked like a Monger , cause he asked me twice very early on in the trip , am I hungry. Second time I said no , but hungry for moca (girls) at SB. He said "no girls at SB , new owner does not allow hookers on the premises". Good guy , could have been quite easy for me to say 'turn back , go to Aero' , but I said 'Porto Barra' (PB). Its after 10pm , good chance of some girls at PB.

It's quite a long ride to PB , and costing around R30 (Pesos750) on the meter. Get there , still dormant , lots and lots of empty seats , and no sign of any hooker activity. So I said to ND "ok return to Aeroclube". Along the way I interrogated him about status of "Tche" ; "Free Nights" and "Eros" Boites/Clubs we were passing along the way to Aero. He confirmed what other taxi driver said .. Eros the only one to consider , others crap. I also queried him on why such a big city as Salvador only has Aero' and Porto (PB) plus a small number of Clubs. He said "In Salvador most of girls work from Casa (whore house)" , not club , not freelancing. Each Casa has about ten girls. I told him about Thailand , up to 100/200 girls in some Casa's. He was amazed.

We got to Aero' and I enter the complex for the second time. Numbers of hookers has increased and I spy an occasional 6 , but you have to go to them , they will not come to you. Take my usual seat , sit and perv till 11.20pm , when I realise Rocky is not going to rock tonight , not opening. Continual variation/lack of consistency .. brazil. Earlier on there were fifty people waiting to enter Rocky. Management put no sign outside saying closed and when opening again , no sign. I blame Carnaval for what appears to be a dormant nightlife scene so far. Must be folks blew themselves out at Carnaval , up to and including Wednesday. Traders know biz will be slack following Friday and so dont open. Even the S&F tables were not fully occupied as per usual. Add to that , the rain. Apparently rained like hell day before I arrived in Salvador , and day I arrived and since it has rained a little , on and off. People walking around with umbrella's , means they don't trust the weather = chicks stay at home ?

Got two other joints ex Internet to check out. Guy reporting same , seemed to like same kind of places I like , so I took his tip/s seriously. Now investigate two smelly run down joints not far from where I am staying , names : Blue Night Club and Phantasy Night Club. Entered Phantasy , and as expected , small el cheepo joint , no one dancing , glum faces and desperate women , about six of them. Reminded me of downtown haunts Cebu City. Very similar. Outta there and check 'Blue'. We were in the right street , but no 'Blue' to be found. Must have crashed (broke). Some other native clubs in same street , one upmarket at R20 entrance and R8 (U$4/Pesos200) a beer. Expensive for that part of town. The people at front door didnt look like they would be too thrilled with a gringo entering their premises.

It's too early to go home , somewhere around 12.45pm , so back to PB freelance spot again , Headless Chook is back in action. On arrival I find PB (Porto Barra) only a tiny improvement on previous visits , even so desperate , so out of taxi and walk around , only 3/4 hookers , nothing special. Back into another taxi and to Eros nightclub , in between PB and Aero'. Crowd outside Eros arguing , ugly hooker sticks her head in the window . Entrance R40 and beer expensive. Karma/ambience negative , take off slowly checking the small number of girls hanging around Eros area , nothing anyone would rave about.

To Aero' I go for the umpteenth time tonight. Arrive around 1.30am and find its closed , that is , folks only allowed to exit , no more persons allowed to enter. Quite a lot of hookers around now. I get back in same taxi and just before we take off a 6.5 hooker walks in front of taxi lights to let me know she is around. She smiled and kept looking back. Best hooker I have seen all night , but looked 'tough'. I like the 'innocent' look : ) Away we go , back to street which supposed to have Blue nightclub. Troll past other mini night clubs but nothing tempts me , so home after spending a small fortune on taxi's. At least I covered everything plus more , on my list. I have a pretty good idea of the Salvadorian night scene , and for me personally its limited to Aero' and PB , although PB has yet to fire , I like the location under trees , beautiful surrounding views of lighthouse/s , waves rolling in , nice promenade etc. Space lots of space at PB. Also , they have elevated tables , where a 'goat' like me can sit on an elevated bar stool and survey all that is around me. But unfortunately no Chopp (draught beer). On a rainless night PB might fire , theyve got enough tables and chairs , and the right location for it to do so.

Out of taxi and with some trepidation down the narrow deserted street I go to my accommodation. 

 

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Next morning (Saturday) woke and was thinking : "It would be nice to spend my last night at Talisma (Recife)". But too much headless chook activity is not good for anyone , dont know if airline would agree to change , and its two hours by bus or a small fortune by taxi to get to the Salvador Office of my airline to enquire about a change.

Best to relax , stay calm and see if Salvador will supply me with nice cock sucking lips either tonight or last night in brazil , tomorrow night. The girls are around , its just that I am fussy. My fusiness doesnt worry me , but it does worry others , especially other Mongers. Their problem , not mine : )

Programme today : 1. Walk around streets looking for interesting little places , take some shots 2. Phantasy type night club/s , my area , early in the evening 3. Check "Under d' tree - PB" along the way to Aero' 4. Aero perving as usual , plus Rocky , looking for 'White' babe and/or 'Sisters'. It's all happening ..... or is it ? : )

Oh , forgot to tell you. I interrogated every taxi driver I had last night , especially about Rocky disco-dance at Aeroclube. Results of interrogations/survey : Only a very small number of hookers operate out of Rocky. Some nights only three or so , other nights 5-10. All other girls are non hookers , out for a good time .. drinks , dancing , but not pay for play.

So , I've got to be careful now , up to 99% on any one night , not hookers. Which begs the question : "Is 'White' babe a hooker" ? I reckon she is , but if she is not , she might call some boys across to sort me out : )

40/50 hookers patrolling outside Rocky , mainly near front entrance (archway with 'Aeroclube Show Plaza' sign). If you want one of them , you have to go talk to them. They wont be coming to you. Suggest you pay your bill first , cause if hooker knocks you back , not nice walking back to your table , one of 2/300 tables , empty handed. Regular folks at those tables can see the hookers and you. They'll know what happened : 'rejection'.

Age shall not weary me ... tonight I will try all over again. "Pesistence lays" : )

Yeh , to get any lay you only need money. To get a nice lay you need persistence.

Left my accom and went for a walk. Took pics of 'cable car' , see below. Then on further walking around , found an important item , adjunct to my unique brazilian gifts I will be giving out when I return home. Been looking for this 'adjunct' 14 days. Looks like my luck is in today ? Hope it transcends to the night life too , later on. But then again , think I like to lose. Then I've got something to whinge about : )

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PIC above ..... This pic impresses me. Touristy yes , but just had to place it on this page. I've never seen anything like this in the western world (?) , not my western world anyway : )

Tram Car. The 1874 funicular railway : "Plano Inclinado Goncalves". Yellow tram cars drop to Cidade Baixa/Lower City , almost vertically. In pic , one car is going down (right hand side) and another car is coming up (left). See the lower city , way down below. Scary ride. If old cables snap , your a dead duck : )

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Pelourinho itself is fascinating. Whilst walking around came across this huge painting of a blow job. Thousands of folks walk past this spot every day , tourists in the main , considerable number are families with kids , and there it is a huge painting of a blow job. Folks were sitting opposite the painting otherwise I would have taken pic. A bit embarrassing taking pic of a blow job in front of regular folks. Move on , and before stopping at Cantina da Lua (Lua) an aged woman walking in the opposite direction says to me in perfect english : "What are you looking for". I smiled and kept walking , thinking to myself : "I'm not looking for you babe" : )

Park at Lua , where I am popular , mainly cause I am friendly , but now cause I have been handing out unique gifts. Only 48hrs left in brazil , gotta offload those 'unique gifts'. Order a Chopp (draught) , but only 30% into it realise I should return and take pic of that bj artwork. Bugs me I didnt take a pic of it. Light is fading , better get back their quick. Skol the Chopp and back to the bj.

Approach artist , he invites me inside and shows me documentary kind of video when he visited other countries (Austria , USA etc) , folks interviewing him etc. Climbing mountains , sky diving etc. Seems quite a character , in fact seems 'mad'. Good , I like mad people. He gives me a DVD of himself and his life (as he says) , gratis , no mention of money. I snap him and his bj artwork , tell him I will be back tomorrow with a unique gift , the very last of this kind of gift I have. Then I go to nearby cantina buy a beer , return and give beer to him. This guy is a character. This is only instalment .1. on this guy. Brazilian humour/sense of fun/bizareness , he has got in buckets.

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PIC ..... Huge blow Job painting - Pelourinho tourist district. On the footpath , for all to see as they pass , including families , conservative women etc. All smacked in the gob by this huge piece of porno. Artist , standing next to his work (in pic) , thinks all is normal. Of course , its Brazil : ). Philippines/Thailand ? No way Jose , no way. Artist would be imprisoned. Note : Had to remove pic , to save downloads.

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Its now 7pm , wow , time has flown. Must get to Lua Restaurant , eat then a decision whether Phantasy or PB (Porto Barra). As usual , I am ahead of myself. Too early.

Whilst finalising above text , and as I am about to shut down laptop , drums start up , close by. Bongo drums plus a light slapping noise , no doubt on another bongo. Great stuff , great. I belong in this 'drum environment'. Oh yeh , and then they drift off , so they must be out in Rua de Brito street and not next door somewhere. Great stuff.

After a tour of the local streets I eventually get to Lua. Cashier at Lua firstly tried to cheat me of R2 , then when she could not succeed in doing that she tried to pretend I had not handed her a R50 (U$25) note and thus tried to cheat me of real money. I got angry , she could see she was not going to pull it off , stretched her hand out and took my R50 she was hiding (not in cash register) and handed it back to me. Dishonest lot. You see , I handed out some small cheap gifts before , she interprets that as "sucker" , then tries to rip me off. She saw the other side of me , when she did that , the angry determined side.

Walk over to the praca/square and stood there waiting to cool down. Didnt want to get in taxi in this mood. A guy approaches me and says in good english : "Can I help you" ? I said calmly without any expression on my face : 'yes , you can go away' : ) He didnt understand me , and persists , so I walked off. Another one trying to relieve me of my money : )

Hopped in taxi , but he wanted to cheat me too , setting the meter at the highest possible rate. I queried him , but he raised his voice etc , ie , couldnt rip me off , I get out of taxi amble away , whilst he is bad mouthing me from behind. Calmly walk around corner and query driver on tarif rate at this time of night. He explained the situation properly , I hop in , off we go to Porto Barra (PB).

Great location , love it (PB) , tables and seats right on an intersection of sorts , safely back from the road , under a tree. Sea to the right only metres away , you can hear the waves rolling in. If you sit on one of the elevated stools you can see the waves. Behind me to the right is a wonderful illuminated Fort/Lighthouse. Once again great architecture during the Portugues colonisers period. Lots of space to the left , right and in front of tables. Not crammed in. A relaxing spot , only trouble is , no hookers yet again. Maybe one or two , a total of about 20 people max on duty (drinking , perving and wondering when the hookers will arrive).

So I do not exit the taxi , and we motor on some distance to Aeroporto , my 'home' in Salvador. It's about 9.30pm and there's say six hookers on duty. Nothing like last night when it was raining , lots more hookers on duty then. Take usual S&F seat at Bier Dorf tables. See pic below. Some 'lookers' pass by. This time I am going to see if they are inside Rocky , if not where do they go to ?

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PIC ..... Spider and Fly - Aeroclube. See in background huge elevated jug and to right of jug name of place "Bier Dorf". Tilt screen if necessary , intelligent flash produced the shot , not me. And woman in white dress , foreground , is sitting at MY table : ). Her and her partner soon left after me taking pic. So , I took up my official S&F post , at that same table , perved and observed. In pic , to left of perv table is pathway to my right leading to Rocky , and all things good. Directly in front of my table (out of pic) is a dance floor and beyond dance floor where hookers rule. Hooker attendance varies a lot , night by night. Note : This very poor quality shot (grossly underexposed/lack of sufficient light) , was removed , to save downloads.

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Around 10pm I get up and take a walk around Aeroclube Show Plaza. Hundreds spread out all over the place. Mostly eating fast food. There is a cinema complex too. In amongst all these nice people is a hooker hangout of sorts called "Country Cafe" , a circular bar with a roof designed like a cowboys hat. A small number of hookers say 1 or 2 sit at the bar and say about six sit at nearby seats , waiting for a gringo to prop at bar and then opportunity to make glad eyes at him.

Rocky not starting until 11pm , I'm informed , so back to S&F spot and my favourite table is free. I take note of the lookers that pass by and then pay bill , enter Rocky. Yep , significant number of those lookers that passed me are inside Rocky. Attendance is a bit down , folks have not recovered from Carnaval yet , I suspect. I roamed around searching for something on its own and searching for Miss 'White' or d' Sisters. Neither of them in attendance. Took some snaps , see below , boy can these people dance , they are the best , including dancing sexy. Did not come across one hooker , not one , enough perving , outta there.

 

BOOBS IN BRAZIL - Rocky disco/dance.   One in yellow was an incredible dancer , including sexy moves. Had boobs , ass , legs , face , d' lot.   Tried to snap her dancing but she dances too fast , couldnt capture her. Remembered Flavios tip (Recife) : "Don't take too many pics , they don't like". So accepted the fact I could not capture her dancing sexy style , ass shakin 'n all.

 

Returned home long way via PB , I am a devil for punishment. PB same as four hours before , dormant. Guy on internet said action 8pm on. Not so , but I havent given up on the place yet , mainly cause I like the location and surroundings. There might be a certain time and certain day that it comes alive. Gotta crack d' code.

Taxi takes the 'little strip bar street' route to Cantina da Lua drop off point. A number of dodgy strip bars in this street. Stopped taxi in this street and took pic of brazils version of katoeys See pic below.

 

BRAZILS KATOEYS   They can't poke a stick at the 'realistic' looking Thai Katoeys. Brazil katoeys look like men to me.   Katoey Awards : First Thailand , second Philippines , and a distant third comes ... Brazil.   Oh , 'she-he' on right is showing a little bit of nipple ! How naughty of he-she : )

 

When I got back in the taxi , driver said : "Very dangerous , you get close to them with camera , very dangerous" Memories of Recife and "cuidado , cuidado , everyone looking at your camera" : )

Well , Brazil has been safe for me so far , fingers and legs crossed , it will continue to be so : )

Then off to Cantina da Lua 500mtrs away , exit taxi and walk 50mtrs down lonely deserted street to my accom. Potentially dangerous , but nothing happened. Didnt sight any policemen this time. A person can not rely on them being there , it seems. Then find there are five girls sitting down , almost on my doorstep , 2am in the morning. Decide to take pic , then realise there is talent amongst them ... 'Curly Hair' (CH). I ask her if its possible for her to come to my room , she smiled and nodded yes.

Press buzzer of front door my accom , security guy opens I slip a prepared R10 (U$5) into his hands , take hand of chick and enter. He says "One hour , not allowed , boss get angry me". One hour with this booty is better than what I have been experiencing in Salvador so far , so I smile and we sneak up the stairs. She's not wearing high heels , flat leather slipper type shoes. So no 'high heel whore noise' for fellow tenants to hear.

Into the room we go , usual procedure her hand on my cock , gear off , sucky sucky. Had camera at the ready , but when I lifted it to take shot of her sucking me off , she pulled mouth out of my cock and waved index finger and head "no , no". I said 'nice tip if pics' , she smiled and indicated "no" again. OK so she is going to have to work harder to get her money .. punishment for no pic. Made her perform to the best of her abilities , cock sucking , playing with balls , sliding her hands up and down my thighs etc as she sat on side of bed and I stood over her (dominance : )

Opened her lovely legs and sank the umbrella covered dick in. Great , fucking a young girl with lovely copper coloured brown legs , smiley face , curley hair. Great. Indicated to her not to make any fucky noises cause potential problem for me next day if she does (neighbours complaining). Problem for security too. She was eager and in no hurry to leave , but once I had got my jollies , I wanted her off the premises cause didnt want trouble with owners of Happy House. Gave her R30 (U$15) and offered her once again a tip for pics nude .... but she declined.

I escorted her off the premises telling her to look for me again that night. She smiled , nodded yes and walked off with her four friends who were waiting outside for her. They smiled and giggled when they saw the money I had given her (R30). They never thought they'd go home with thirty bucks in their hand that night : ) Give her time , she might change her mind re pics , thats if I see her again. Very much "one off's" , these brazilians. Even so , I will be looking for her again , she was great. For looks I rate her a 5 , for sex appeal , or should I say , more correctly : 'for carnal appeal' , I rate her an 8 and consequently the bj and fuck that followed was an '8'. When standing outside (pic) she looked very carnal. Then inside , small wet pussy , 'n eagerness , what more could an ageing monger want ? Pics of her nude dats wot , especially the ass.

To me CH (Curly Hair) was quality , cause she was natural , no make up , no money talk , no hard face. An apprentice whore in the making methinks. Come back in 2/3yrs time and she will have a hard face 'n heart , and will cost more than R30/U$15 : )

 

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Woke up later on that morning with my first hangover of this tour , and not feeling well. Drank lots of water , dropped a load in the toilet bowl , and consequently from that point on , started to feel better. Shower , type out above , go eat.

Tonight I am keeping my eyes open for CH. Want her ass on this page , want it bad.

After eating at a place next door to Lua , where it was cheaper and better , I paid a visit to 'Mad Artist' (MA). Well he was in a different frame of mind this day. Quite 'sober' in outlook. Even though he has been overseas , he doesnt speak English. I told him I have done many things in Brazil , but one thing I have yet to do is get some nice nude pics of a beautiful babe. Could he advise me how to go about it ?

He said in effect , taking nude pics is dangerous , can end up a police matter. He didnt have any suggestions as to where I'd find the beauty or anything else. Rather cool on the subject. I took his coolness as an indication that girls offering nude pics is the exception not the rule. Then I thought of CH last night and reckon I was lucky not to press the point , ie , nude pics , otherwise that might have ended up a Police matter too ? She'd end up with more than R30 if she went to the Police.

Even so , if I find her again tonight , and karma seems to be right , I will broach the subject again and see what vibes are coming from her. Asked MA if casa's the best place to find a nice body to photo , he said "no" , without any explanation. So it looks like I might be leaving brazil minus "bunda , bunda , ass , ass". I know big Sister has a nice ass , will approach her on the subject if she fronts Aero' tonight. Last time I was in Salvador she went to Rocky disco-dance on a Friday and Sunday night. So she might come tonight , Sunday. 

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Basically the trip is over. Before I go out tonight I will do prelim packing ie pack about 95% of my things , cause gotta leave Salv accom 8am latest to catch flight to Recife , then connecting flight to overseas destination (name with-held to protect : ) About 8 hours in Recife , will visit Shopping Recife and eat at por kilo restaurant there and have my last brazilian perv.

How to spend this , my last night in Brazil ? Well , no more running around , I know where to go. Head for Aero' via PB and take it from there. If lucky on return from Aero' CH (Curly Hair) will be waiting for me and ready to strip 'n show that ass on camera. For security reasons will tell her I am leaving Wednesday morning , when I am actually leaving that same morning (Monday) , few short hours after pics. Doesnt pay for strangers to know ya movements. They might make a last minute attempt to rip ya off in some way , which could end up a "police matter" : )

Out Happy House door I go and eat at el cheepo next to 'Lua'. Whilst in there a black beauty enters. Shortest of shorts , way up her thighs , fitting firmly against the skin. Big gap between her mini shorts and her top which was actually a very flimsy laced mini sized bra , holding full sized boobs. There was a tiny cup at the bottom of the bra , above that laced , so that ya could see most of her boobs. Nothing more , other than shoes. She was close to being in the nude , nothing left to the imagination. An 8 in anyone's books , thats for sure. And I am a hard marker , possibly a 9 or 9.5 if someone else was assessing her.

The Cook of el cheepo is perving on her , sees me doing likewise. He on one side of her , me on the other. She's primming herself in the mirror. The reason she came in there , they've got a full length mirror. Perhaps she is meeting boyfriend , next stop ? Cook says out aloud to me , making sure she heard : "beautiful" ? I say 'very much so' (muito). When she leaves , it's tunnel vision time. Doesnt recognise my presence. What a pity , I would have enjoyed looking into her eyes. Obviously she's not for rent , had a ready made customer in me if she was : ) Even R200 (U$100) , no worries , she'd be worth it. It's not often ya shag an 8 , and a brazilian at that : )

Walk around Pelo' a bit , surprised at the number of beggars approaching me. Its post carnaval , the hordes of tourists have gone home , and I am left with the same number of beggars that 'serviced' those hoards. Somebody's got to do it (say 'no' : )

Call in at MP shop , but he is not there. Good , I can wipe him off my list , its my last night , dont want to waste it. Then it starts to rain. Back home , pack bags , shower to Aero' via PB. Looks like no brazilian bunda on this page : )

Your right , no brazilian bunda. Did not pack my bags , showered and to Aero' via PB. Arrive PB looks a few more than usual , out of taxi , sit there for five mins and realise only one hooker if that , and she is overweight and taken. To Aero' , along the way , taxi driver reckons area surrounding 'Eros' has hookers. We cruise the area , nothing , except for a hefty one exiting Eros. Driver wants to stop for her. Geez I've seen a lot better and had a lot better than her. I tell him , "keep moving" (to Aero).

Arrive at Aero around 9.30pm and its family night (Sunday). Families and lovers sitting at the tables , some dancing , including porno style. Some dancers are quite clearly showing off in front of the big audience , with even more sexier routines than usual. Hookers in attendance very small , family night , shame to be a hooker on this family night , I suppose. Walked into Aero' proper and see about six ordinary hookers at Cowboy Cafe , deep within Aero and away from the family scene.

10.30pm , and no usual parade passing my table , I ask Waiter what time Rocky is starting , he says it's not starting. Nothing tonight. So thats Friday and Sunday Rocky did not open. Have to blame Carnaval for this change of their schedule. Apparently , folks have not recovered from Carnaval. So PB empty , Rocky a non starter , and families with kids surrounding me. Not what you'd call a sexy night.

Return to my home Pelo' via PB , and it's still slack. At Pelo' notice the place has emptied out , and it's only 11pm. Everyone has gone home. I do the same , its all over.

From this point on it is just a matter of catching planes back home to Planet Earth. 

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Surprises me that a country like Brazil with 180 million people has so few freelance outlets and relatively few sex venues. Pay for play in brazil , in general , is very modest compared to Thailand/Philippines , countries with less than half Brazils population.

Only explanation I can come up with ... sex is freely given and taken in brazil. That is , amongst brazilians , but not with foreigners. Hence the pay for play biz is not an attractive revenue earner for the girls. Few brazilian guys are interested in paying , when they can get it for free. The culture of paying for sex is just not the same as in Thailand/Philippines.

For sure , stick with Thailand/Philippines fella's , unless of course your like me ... masochistic and full of curiosity : ) 

I will park diary pen now.

Nothing interesting to report this point on , other than getting home via numerous airports.

Curiosity brazil satisfied. 

Next ... later on in the year ... Philippines , where they look you in the eye , and "rent a pussy" is a way of life : )