Big Ben has struck

 

 

FISHIN FOR FUN - 5 

  

TROPHY EXPERIENCE   Thailand FFF4 May/June 06 Will I find similar .. in the Philippines ?

 

 

HI FOLKS ! 

Here we go again .... 

"Daily Diarrhoea" 
 

No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service.

   

Daily Diary aka ... Daily Diarrhoea .: )

 

 

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I didn't think that I would be writing about 'leaving the house , catching the plane' stuff , but here I am doing just that. Why ? Well, I have by necessity arrived at the airport way too early , five hours before take off , and nothing much else to do but tap away on the laptop until the batteries run out.

Right at the start of the 2hr train trip to the Airport , I came across a bit of a nutter woman. She asked me about the next train etc. Something wrong with her. Then further on the trip there was another woman in the train screaming out at the top of her voice , also a nutter. Seems there is more mental illness in this world than ever before , life in the fast lane , everyone chasing the almighty dollar. Think main problem is , they spend first and try and earn second , ie , pay off the credit card debt. Pressure gets to them. No doubt its not that simple. They should take a leaf out of Thommo's book ... "be a loser , and like it" : )

I am tired as hell , last three mornings woke up 1am , got up out of bed 3.15am , woke up 2am got up 3.30am , woke up 3am got up 4.30am (this morning). Add to that my life recently has been a little more physical than usual. Tried to catch up during day but couldnt sleep. Think its a combination of the criminals , excitement of impending trip and things to do before plane takes off = couldnt relax and sleep.

Good news is , the Police recovered the stolen goods. Court case on my return from overseas. Even so , I am getting a 60kg Rottweiler for a buddy. Sleeping on my own at my age is for the birds. Also getting a real shotgun with blanks. That'll put the wind up any future crims. You see fella's I did not have the patience or time to explain to you fully but I am guarding some very valuable items for someone else , and the crims will return again and again for these items , which include guns , real guns , the latest and greatest auto's etc. The ones stolen recently were cheapies , there are expensive ones stored away in a Fort Knox like chamber that they just could not get to , but might think I have the keys to. Hence real shotgun (blanks) , rottweiler , surveillance camera's and link up with real security firm (Chubb) and local police. All happening on my return from overseas. The real crims (bikies whatever) will hit one day. They'd love to get their hands on the modern firearms in the Fort Knox room. The other crims recently were amateurs , otherwise why would they run away from little old me ? When the pro's come I will need Chubb and local Police , and come they will , one day (real crims) , bikies whatever. Forgot to tell you , after first break-in by amateurs , I patrolled the premises in a black balaclava , mute shotgun etc. Quite funny looking in the mirror at a hooded me : ) Yeh , was sitting in the bush with balaclava on , quite funny really. Enough of that , I am on hol's right now : )

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Wrote a letter to my favourite hotel in Recife Brazil 2/3 weeks ago in Portuguese language. Was doubtful 1. They would understand and 2. They would reply. They did both ! Its on , when I return from Flipsville I will be sending them requested deposit on the same room I had 12yrs ago. Good memory eh , can remember my room number from twelve years ago. Lots of good happenings in that room , I tell ya. Mind you , I had an unlimited budget and when the money flows the honey flows. We all know that : )

So here I sit outside the Airport Coffee Shop , one cup of coffee as an excuse to use their tables to type this out and brush up on my portugues. What I am doing is .. producing a hand written personal portugues-english dictionary of a few hundred words phrases from my collection of thousands. Writing it in a thin flat alphabetically indexed memo book. Will have it with me all the time in Brazil (at Bars wherever) so I do not get stuck for words.

I need the coffee to keep me awake. It's now four hours before take off , dont think I have got much else to say. Will now transfer my endeavours to producing a handwritten portugues dictionary.

For sure I will not travel this way to the Philippines again. Mistake. Back to the basics next time , same route I have been taking previous years. Adds about five hours to the trip , this way , and means on arrival in Cebu my bags will be checked. Other previous way , I am a transit passenger to Cebu and thus at Manila they do not check the bags. Can imagine on arrival at Cebu Customs , this trip : "Whats this" (Condoms) , "What's this" (Cheese for an important contact in Cebu). They might try and convince me my big block of cheese is a prohibited import so they can take it home and eat it themselves : )

I secured this humbug ticket by being too laid back and too much a loser with the Travel Agent. Went with the flow , and when it was too late I realised I had got myself a lousy trip to Cebu. Never again.

OK , I am ready to rock. That is , have my kind of fun , which does not necessarily mean fucking. Got two cameras. Can imagine Customs "why two cameras , you sell one" ?

Yeh , click click those pics , and once again , not necessarily always babes. Want to give some of you guys who never visit the Philippines an insight into the place. Pics will become more important as the years tick by.

Now I'll transfer the entire website onto a data key , leaving laptop computer blank re website. Best to play it safe. Imagine the Phil customs/ immigration authorities reading what I put on here. Personna non grata ... no entry : )

After data transfer I will continue my work on my hand made portugues dictionary. When I get to Singapore I have to wait 3/4 hours for flight to Cebu ... Suicide Air , ie , Silk Air. I never forget a few years ago , there was the case of the Chinese pilot who locked his co pilot out of the cockpit and then nose dived the plane to mother earth at full speed , killing everyone on board. He'd been demoted from flying bigger planes and had pressing debts. Loss of face with demotion and pressure of debt drove him to suicide , taking hundreds of innocent lives with him.

Yeh , I will be taking a good look at the Silk Air (Suicide Air) pilot to see if he is Chinese. If so , will step up to him and query him re his current debt level and future prospects in Silk Air : )

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Ooh , I see nice Chinese Singaporean girls checking baggage in. They don't need Thommo , they have their own money. Confuscius says : "When girl is looking for money and man is looking for honey , anything can happen ". Be patient Thommo .. 'Cebu girls are looking for money' : )

Bags checked in , requested aisle seat within proximity of emergency exit door. Centre aisle , aisle seat cause thats the strongest part of planes frame and within proximity of exit as an accident expert just said recently on radio : 1. Take an aisle seat (quicker exit) and 2. One that is close to the exit door (quicker exit again). He said most folks with those seats survive a crash. Folks seated elsewhere often do not survive. "Women and children first" , or is it whoremongers first , especially ageing ones like me : )

After checking in bags , returned to same coffee shop , got 2.45hrs to go before take off. This coffee shop is elevated about 15mtrs above departure lounge and plays great music. Turns out the kid who is giving me coffee is playing his own CD. He's got good taste in music , and he is a kid , how come ? He's beyond his years (or behind them : )

I like my control towers .. elevated positions. I can see coffee shops in departure lounge down below me , but problem , ground floor ... inferior observation post. Nothing much to observe I admit , but like a goat , I'm happy in an elevated position : )

Now , transfer this to data key ('authorities') and the less exciting job of portugues dictionary. Swingapore here we come.

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Time comes to board the plane. Singapore Airline hosties looking sweet and very asian in their unique dress. Service excellent , so too devotion to duty and the food. S Airlines boast great service and they deliver. However , I now know this trip is going to take six hours longer via Singapore. That's six hours less with the Flip chicks. Must never come this way again : )

Nothing spectacular happened on the long flight to Singapore. Arrive 'Swingapore' where I have another 3.45hrs wait for connecting flight to Cebu. Getting close to those horny Flip chicks : ) Laptop battery flat , found an Airport Internet place with nice desks , lounge chairs and plug in to power and Internet , all free. Given the freedom , the Chings know how to do it. Singapore Airlines and Singapore Airport great. Was last at this airport many years ago. Arrived from Bangkok Airport , where I was body searched for drugs , nude and all that. Quite embarrassing. You get all dressed up to fly and then before checking in your bags your asked to take your clothes off.

Little do the unsuspecting Flip girls realise .. deviate Thommo is about to strike : )

Into the small Silk Air plane we go , uniforms of Sing girls not so great , and plane looking a bit worse for wear. Didnt get a chance to chat to the young Pilots re their financial status and career prospects : ) During the flight I learn we are going to Davao City first , disembark with bags , wait 45mins and then re-embark. This detour was not mentioned on the electronic ticket. So , instead of a three hour flight to Cebu its now five hours. Will I ever get there ? : )

Finally arrive at Super Chick City , Cebu. Customs lady is not feeling hungry today , she does not even bother to inspect the bags even though I'd ticked off "food item" : cheese. Walk down corridor to Domestic Arrivals and "Friends" Limo Service. About four years ago Limo was P150 to the city , now P375. With a smile on my face , I said out aloud to the girls , and within ear shot of security nearby : "You are not my friends , price is going up , up". Security guy enjoys my jesting , goes out of his way to open door for me. Out on footpath there isn't the usual feeding frenzy of folks trying to get ya to take their limo/taxi whatever. Even though I always flash the taxi ticket , they keep trying to secure your custom (hungry : )

My limo (car) arrives and smiley 63yr old driver greets me. See pic below , courtesy of Snoopy/V2. Tilt Monitor/screen if pic is too dark/light. Anyway it looks good on my screen : ) 

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IMPORTANT Notice .....
  

PICS : There are about ten or more girlie pics on this page right now.

There are also "click here" links to pics hosted on another website. These are mostly non girlie pics. Tourist type pics : ) Sorry .... since removed.

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PIC ..... Smiling 63yr old Taxi Driver. Base Salary P150 per day , plus 5% of fares x 4/6 fares per day. Therefore earns roughly P9000 per month (U$200 approx) , and keeps smiling. It's the Filipino nature to smile , regardless. Generous Thommo gave him a P45 tip (U$0.95c approx) consequently , he smiled even more : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads. ----

Cebuano people are nice and relaxed. Great lazy atmosphere in Cebu. I do not feel challenged : )

Arrive at 'X' accommodation where they were expecting me. FFF's are covert operations , must hide name of accommodation to protect operative (me : ) I'm not bearing gifts this time. Don't bring many chicks to the room nowadays , so no need to 'bribe' anymore : )

Unpack , shower and off to friends Watering Hole. First met him in Cebu City 20yrs ago , stayed at his home overseas etc. He and his Bar will be a good Base/HQ for me to report to every day. So , I arrived at the Bar , friend not there , yet previous trips he was at the bar each and every day. Bar Boy seems to be vague about when friend was last at bar. Friend I will call 'A' (covert) had moved into his newly built house since my last visit. I do not keep email addresses , if folks write to me I click the reply button , so don't have his email address. I thought I had his cell phone number , but on return to my room discovered I only had an old non functional land line number of his. Add to that , I havent a clue where his new house is.

Did a few little chores , then hit bed , tired from my long sleepless journey.

Up 4.30am next morning and type the above out. Have a long Hit List of things to do. Seen some nice gals since arrival. Tried to snap a cute babe with a miniature mut (dog) , but she was no fool (internet in the back of her mind ?) and declined the offer of a pic. You see , if she'd fallen for the invite , I'd take the snap and meet her next day to give a copy , then try and get into her pants somehow , but this gal wasn't falling for it. She'd have no problem in recruiting boyfriends : )

Keep tryin' Thommo keep tryin. So long as we try.

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It's a bit sad , can't make contact with friend 'A' but the show must go on , ever forward.

It's now 6.10am I'm off to the nearby 24/7 Internet Cafe with the laptop , answer emails etc. After that , start to whittle down those items on hit list. Trip not looking too bright at the moment , but its early days , only 14hrs since arrival.

"When man with money , is looking for gal with honey , anything is possible" : )
 

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So , what actually happened ?

Didn't get out of my room until 8am and hungry too , so headed to Kiwi Lodge for a feed.

Girls there remembered me and most importantly my name. It's about 8 months since they last saw me and yet they say "Hello Thommo" straight away. Amazing what good looks can do for a person : )

Ate big. They said the 'Calendar Girl' I gave a Thai gift to on my previous Flip trip had resigned , drifted off somewhere else. Another fish has slipped through the net. After Kiwi , to downtown searching for cellphone cords to use on newly acquired camera. Cord attached to camera will help avoid a snatch and grab. Two years ago when I bought my cellphone , there were only two cellphone shops in this same area , now there is a plague of them , resulting in plenty of choice re cords. Always get spares , so bought four , two spares for old dog camera and two for Snoopy camera.

Pic ... Buck Toothed Maiden

Like so many , she is visiting a cell phone shop. Had a little chat with her , she was ready willing and able , but I gave it a pass.

My celibacy remains intact , for now : ) 

Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

Dropped my carry-on bag to leather bag maker. He offered to repair it on the spot , then and there. I told him I would be back in 20mins. Then to tiny little tailor shop near Jonquerra brothels. They also offered to repair immediately the trousers I had brought with me on this trip. Told them I'd be back before closing time , 8pm.

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PIC ..... Chess Workers hard at it , outside Tailors Shop. National pastime , men sitting on their ass while the women do the work : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads. ----

Backtracked to bag maker and job completed. He said "P10" (U$0.20c). Imagine 20c to repair my carry-on bag , which is years old now , but perfect for my requirements. I gave him P10 and said "for the job" , then gave him another P10 and said "advance Merry Christmas" , he understood and smiled.

'Advance Merry Christmas' , needs some explaining. For many years now Flips have been saying 'Merry Christmas' to me well in advance of the actual date , usually about eight weeks before 25th Dec. Some of them just say 'Merry Christmas' , others say 'Advance Merry Christmas'. So I thought I would get the first jump on them this trip and wish them merry christmas right now , early October. When I give the taxi drivers my usual P10 tip I also say : 'advance merry christmas' , brings a smile to their face. I am clowning 24/7 when in the Philippines. Can't do the same back home , they'd lock me up (mental case).

Returned to my room to drop off Carry-On Bag. Along the way , taxi Driver looked interesting , Japanese genes. A by product of WW2 ? I ask him what time he is finishing work tonight and he says "anytime , up to me , I own the taxi". Turns out he spent four years in Europe as a hydroponics farm manager , saved up , and on return bought taxi and licence. So I booked him for tonight , P200 her hour , minimum of three hours. Havent checked out Mactan for a long time , will do so now. Told him : Return 9pm "American time" (not late). And yes , having worked four years overseas , chances are he will arrive on time.

Inside the room I check out the pics I had taken , crop , enhance etc. Whilst doing so started to feel sleepy. Been up since 4.30am. Back to sleep I go , siesta. Woke up precisely two hours later , exactly my siesta time back home. Internal clock is working , despite the change in time zone. Feeling refreshed and ready to rumble.

First shower , then try to locate friend 'A' at his favourite bar , then maybe to SM Mall , return then pick up pants from tailors , eat , shower yet again , then taxi 9pm. Cebu is heavily polluted , hair skin etc gets grimy very quickly. Lots of showering is necessary. Will make sure camera battery is fully charged , I will be busy snapping tonight. Havent drunk a drop of beer since arriving , will make up for it tonight : )

Yeh , well its 9pm and realise didnt get back to pick up my pants. It's the Philippines , no probs. Why didnt I pick up the pants ? Well , in the interim , I have drunk about 10/15 beers (@ P74/84 each) and that is a lot for me , so not sure if I can recall everything. I'll try :

For sure , I did not shower. Took off to friend A's favourite bar , but yes , he is not there again. Walk across to Ratsky's where I found 'George Formby' (1940's) look-alike. I've talked to this guy on previous trips. He puts the shit on my friend 'A' , not smart : ) He does not have 'A's' cell number or email number and does not know which housing Estate he is living in , but he does know how to put the shit on 'A' , telling me things I should not know , confidential stuff I would rather hear from 'A' , if anyone.

Pic : This smiley one is a fool. Why ?

She waves to an ageing drunk like me , thats why : ) Rate her a 4.5 Takes all kinds.

She most probably rates me a minus two , even so , she still smiles.

D' Philippines (smiles). 

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Then 'A' arrives. Great , he joins me. Then two other foreigners join us , great convivial time. I take pics of chicks , including bayuts (katoeys). Will release those pics , next page , page .3.

'A' goes home and I join bayuts at Bo's Coffee Shop. Agree to meet them at Pumb Disco Bar later on. I think its Pump disco bar but bayut says , "no its Pumb". I ask "what does Pumb mean" , and of course information is lacking in the Philippines so he/she says : "don't know". At this stage , confused with alcohol , I am thinking , "the bayuts are directing me to a place where I will experience something different". Thats why I am interested in meeting one of them outside Pumb , so he/she can get me inside this imagined kinky place.The word 'disco' should have set off alarm bells , but didnt at this stage (fazed with alcohol).

To Kiwi Lodge eat , and whilst eating 'Calendar Girl' comes up to me and says hello. Misinformation ... earlier in the day I was told she had resigned. The romance continues. Eat Kiwi's great food , ask waitress in front of CG (Calendar Girl) : "what time does my uyab/asawa (girl friend /wife ... CG) start work tomorrow". OK , I will be there , says I. CG understands. Mind games : )

Back to my secret hiding place (accom) .. 'X' .. at 8.50pm and find taxi driver waiting for me. Tell him shower etc , taxi contract starts 9pm no prob. He starts earning money 9pm. So I type this out , shower and out the door I go. Things are beginning to happen : )

Go to Pharmacy and get some 'hair loss' medication (Propecia) and then to Pumb Disco arriving 10.05pm. No bayut , no anybody , dead. No one entering or leaving. Some tables and chairs out front , interesting , could see who comes and goes , but its dead. Thinking to myself , "hey this is a regular disco , no don't want , thought bayuts were on to something , a different kind of place , but no , they want to attend a straight forward disco and troll for customers". Oh no , I am not in the disco mood. Or the bayut mood for that matter. Should have read more closely the instructions bayut wrote down for me , back at Ayala. The fact Pumb is a disco has now sunk in. For me , no disco tonight or maybe any other night : )

Tell driver , "back to 'X' (accom)" , give him P400 (Contract) and say "we'll try again tomorrow night ". I am knackered , drank about 10/15 beers. I've spoiled the night drinking too much , too soon. But my new role as bar fly drunk (and celibate etc) is enhanced. Progress of sorts : )

With me , its always a feast or famine (all or nothing).

After FFF4 and before this one (FFF5) no alcohol , now too much alcohol. 

Hope it's soon a case of .. "too many chicks".

Confident it will be : )

 

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To bed (again). Might have to call this tour : "Sleepfest" : )

Then up at 3.30am , make hit list for ensuing day. Rarely execute on my hit lists , but they are a guide as to what I should be doing. Type above and below out , clean grimy teeth , shampoo grimy hair , shower , to 24/7 Internet Cafe (5am).

Amongst other things last night , I agreed to meet 'A' at watering hole. Will hand over copy of his pics and will give bayuts (katoeys/faggots) their copies IF they front. Bayuts are notoriously unreliable and scatter brained. Fact is , looking at their pics now (ex Snoopy) , I can see they were not even good looking. Shows you what alcohol can do to a guy ! Last night I wasted my time and money. Spent over budget already. This point on , gotta try and get value for money.

AYALA   and a High Class , you know what : )   It was funny , subject closed eyes cause of impending flash. She didnt think of end result , or did she ? Hiding her identity ? : )

Tonight I am gonna keep away from alcohol till at least 10pm , so I can reconnoitre the night life scene on Mactan Island. Havent checked it out in years , must do so tonight. But I have a problem , dont seem to be able to hold my beer. Might try drinking non alcoholic drinks so that I can go the distance. Didn't come to Flipsville to sit at bars with the boys and get drunk , or for that matter go to a disco with bayuts : ) Will see what happens tonight. If negative , I might hop on a plane to Thailand. "Headless Chook" in flight again ?

I'm not gonna waste tonight , been in Flipsville about 37hrs and no prospect of a fuck , apart from Calendar Girl , who works at night. Maybe I will rendesvous with her during the day ? Daytime shaggin' .. aka .. "daylight saving". Any which way , so long as its a shag. Right now I feel like a shag on a rock .... nothing happening : )

Off to Gaisano Metro for plastic washing bucket. One I left behind previous trip/s has got a hole in it. Spy a '9' babe at Gaisano. Only problem , she looks 17 and is with big sis or mum. Great face , slim waist , lovely legs but alas small boobs. Would have given her 9.5 if she'd had boobs. Can't have everything. Would like to have snapped her but was on escalator going up when I spied her below me. Tighest of pants showing off her lovely shaped legs. That ones got a future : )

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PIC ..... Gaisano Shop. Advance Merry Christmas already. Shop Assistant has Chrissy cap on too. It's all happening (Christmas) and its October. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads. ----

Plastic wash bucket secured , to PAL Office to find out where Sinagapore Airlines are located. Opposite Marriott Ayala they say.

On Jeepney , four small kids hop on for a free ride , driver tries to scare them away but they ignore him. Third kid to my right and looked about 5yrs old and was smoking. Lady next to me took offense and told him to throw cig away , which he did. Shame , he would have made a good shot ... 5yr old smoking.

Then to bakery , guess why ? You'll find out later on : )

Followed by picking up pics Kodak Shop. Today I had a long hit list and completed all tasks. 4pm to Ratsky's to meet 'A' but he is not there. Bayuts are not there for their pics either. Have a cup of tea at Alysa , best spot for me and cheapest. Clear vision and access to all comings and goings (chicks). Its where I picked up Mona Lisa , remember ? To Kiwi and eat , great food once again. Chat up Calendar Girl (CG) and have secured a date with her few days time , on her day off. I will rendesvous with her secret location , after she finishes work night before , we 'date' , she stays at my joint and doesnt have to worry about getting up to go to work next day (day off). Only job for her that next morning ..... blow job : )

Type this out , crop , enhance pics for this page , then short siesta refreshing myself for the evenings onslaught. Four cups of tea and no beer so far , good boy , looks like I am serious about getting something done tonight. Before trip , I made a hit list for Mactan. Going to check them out and tick them off tonight. Should be interesting , got about six sexy (?) places to check out. No hurry to return home , can sleep all next day.

This is what actually happened :

Hey , I have a problem its 3am the next day , can I remember everything ?

I remember calling at Ayala 4pm and 6pm and 'A' not there. At Ayala had a chat to a babe who is interested in trying my 'yellow cake'. Arranged meeting for tomorrow. Naturally bayuts are not there , no one I know is there. One day bayuts will say "where is my picture" , and of course when they say that , their picture is not with me. Back at my room had a shower , other things , then its 8.45pm and hit the road with Yakuza Taxi Driver.

Shit this man (Yakuza) is all over the place. He straddles the centre line , half of car in one lane , half in the other , until someone comes along and beeps him. Takes 45mins to get to first stop ... it's dead. One beer and out of there. To Cadillac Cafe , steel caged front door , looks like a prison. Guy at door can not speak English but says only five people inside. I go to Waterfront Airport Hotel where there is supposed to be hookers in the front Lobby 9pm on'. No hookers there , place almost deserted. Upstairs I go to KTV , pushy people and P250 consumables to enter. I look in door , place is empty. Off I go , back to Cadillac. Enter , pay P80 , then Filipino logic hits me.

I am told I get one free San Mig Pilsen for the P80 entrance ticket , but I want San Mig Light , and she says its P60 to me. That is , no credit for the SM Pilsen I am not drinking. In Thailand this does not happen. I swing around and see about a dozen rat faced girls dancing , so outta there. Then to Jeepney Depot Lapu Lapu to revisit native joints I frequented in days of old. Naturally , I find everything has changed , same places not there. Enter one joint and see 'dogs' dancing on stage , and a couple of bored looking foreigners pervin. Outta there.

Back to Cebu City , two and half hrs after leaving it. Yakuza driver is promoting Jaguar and Arena (KTV's) , I tell him Sunflower Disco. Driver persists in driving at 30/40kmh , so I tell him "ta-na ta-na" , go go , get moving. With luck we will get to SF within the contracted three hours , and then I owe him P600 (for nothing). If he keeps driving slowly at 30/40kmh we might enter into 4th hour and then I owe him P800. Arrive SF and new dance spot to left of entrance of SF is jumpin'. For Flips and young ones , not Mongers. Pay off taxi driver (P600) , don't want to see him again .. incompetent. So much for his Japanese genes.

Enter SF and find its in the ok range. P101 for a SM Light. Flip logic again. I ask you ..... 101 Why not P100 or P105 ? Thirty mins after entering I am out of there. To 'Capitol' , big tip previously from Yakuza , but of course its a dud tip. Tell driver ... "Sangkianco St" . We arrive in Sangkianco , but "Cobra" dance place has been demolished for a Supermarket. I enter what I'll call : "B Bikini Bar". Real name can be supplied via email , after I return home (not answering copious amounts of emails whilst fishin for fun : ) Not appropriate to place actual name on this website. Wow , this B Bikini Bar made up for all the crap that went before. Persistence pays.

Nice looking girls , friendly , no hassles. Snap a lot (no resistance to camera) , really enjoyed myself. Ladies drinks P150 , mama-san originally quoted P300. I said "I dont like" (P300) , she said "no , thats for double , P150 for you". I think that set the tone , ie , mama-san said to herself : "hello , we do not have a newbie/sucker here". So a single LD P150 x 2 (two girls) That's all I bought entire time I was in the place , apart from P60 San Migs for myself. Great place , I had a ball. Sorry , I do not have the patience or energy to type out all the happenings , but great time I had.

Look at the pics (below) ........ these girls are friendly and non commercial , never asked me for anything. Just sat with me and smiled. They were so happy to have an admiring foreigner , so happy. And me , so happy to find non commercial smiley friendly girls. It was like being in a harem , about 10/15 girls around me all of the time. Reminded me of the 1970's , when all bars and bar girls were like this. Attitude , with the change of times , there has been a change of attitude. For the better ? Not likely : )

ATTITUDE   Surprisingly great attitude at this place and it was down town Cebu , where nice attitudes are hard to find ! Unreal , but pleasantly unreal.

2.45am I split , they close at 3am anyway. Guess what , when dropping me off , taxi driver asked me for a loan. First I paid the meter fare plus added a respectable tip , then he said : "Can I loan you P100 , will pay back tomorrow". 'Can I loan you' , indeed. I laughed , incredible. Never been hit by a taxi driver for a 'loan' before , never ever.

Sorry , too drunk for details , about to go to sleep , but I had the greatest time at down town 'B Bikini' Bar (BBB). I was surprised how many fuckable girls were working in such a dingy place , surprised. All the staff had class , yet at more expensive places you can find no class. Work that out. I'm not talking about classy looks , I am talking about classy attitude.

I'll be back at BBB tomorrow night. Wish I had someone (Monger) to take back with me , a time warp of an experience that one , charm , natural friendliness and no pressure to buy drinks. Cannot guarantee the same will happen to you , depends a lot on how you conduct yourself. Long faced European types would most probably get the bullshit treatment (minimum P300 Ladies Drink etc). PS : Can not reply to heaps of emails about this place. Email me when I return home.

Admittedly , when I woke up later on and relatively sober , and looked at the pics , I thought , "Hey they weren't so attractive after all". Alcohol does blur ones judgement : )

Even so , whilst at BBB , I handed my cell number to one of the girls. She's on , she earns peanuts at BBB , she'll be sucking and slurping pretty soon : )

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Up very early that same morning. A bit blank what happened or what I did , during day , couldnt have been much : )

Three pm I hit the Watering Hole and met 'A' , who is sitting with distinguished guests (Author etc). Naturally I turn the subject to sex whenever I can. They are talking politics , health matters etc , so I pick up restaurant knife and tap the handle on the table and say : "Order , order , lets get back to the subject of sex". Sat there drinking tea whilst they guzzled down a hell of a lot of beer. My body is telling me to take it easy with alcohol , drank a lot in last two nights.

Whilst the boys guzzle , lots of pretty girls pass by. Later , when sitting alone , tried to capture a '9' babe sitting down at a table next to me , but she acted Thai style when I indicated with sign language : "Can I take a shot". Once she knew I wanted to take a pic of her , she got up and strutted away in a huff. Would like you guys to see what a good looking Cebu babe looks like. Not to be , it seems. I can understand the girl , here she has a guy (me) , with a grinning perverts face , and three times her age , trying to take a snap. She thinks : No way Jose : )

Also this same night captured on camera , a girl getting into my Yellow Cake. See below

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PIC ..... I told you , the girls would not hesitate , to eat my Yellow Cake : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads. ----

So now it gets to about 7.30pm , all the drunkards (Author , 'A' etc) have gone home to their respective wives , leaving me alone and in need of a feed. Off to Kiwi , eat , back to 'X' (accom) pick up pics , then to downtown , entering BBB (Bar). They were excited and thrilled that I had kept my promise and returned , giving them copies of pics took night before. This time , I didnt sit down or drink any alcohol. Out the door and back home again. This taxi driver did not hit me for a loan like the other one ... "loan you P100" indeed : )

To bed early. My post Radiotherapy body is telling me to slow down , take it easy tonight , go home and rest. Got BBB and Calender Girl in the pipeline. Better re-charge the batteries before I encounter them.

Even so , woke up 1.30am feeling fresh (no alcohol) and so typed above out , worked on pics , washed clothes etc. Life of a Budget Banger , washing his own clothes. Been washing my clothes for many years now. Way to go .. cleaner 'n more hygienic.

Got a feeling there is a bang (f . . k) around the next corner.

Whatta you reckon .. more delays , or the real thing ? : )

 

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Now 4.40am same day , and where to go ? Back to sleep , Internet Cafe , what ?

Around 7am I will hop in a taxi and visit a friend living out of town. Get this social call out of the way before I start shaggin : )

Yeh , had brekky , whatever and then social visit out of town. Back to Alyssa at Ayala. An outstanding 9 (babe) at table next to me , but sense I should not try , especially should not take pic. Would like you guys to see what she was like , super duper , outstanding. There are some honeys in this town. It's sad , in the old days I could chat up a girl like that , now I look too old. Girls are not interested in someone who's developing a bald patch. Not quite bald yet , but nowadays can start seeing through to the skull. Not the kind of image that pulls 9's : )

At Kodak , and developing two shots for friend , German guy who can not speak English and obviously bit lonely/lost , saddles up next to me grinning. He says something like 'what country' and I did not understand so I said to him "You Russian". He said 'German'. He's got one week in Cebu and has an attractive lively young girl with him. He is not attractive and is overweight , cant speak English very well , so she immediately takes a shine to normal weight , english speaking me. Not a whore this one , and attractive. I tell him about German friend , resident of Cebu , who can brighten up his stay. A fellow countryman he can talk to , get advice/info from etc. He likes the idea. I tell him to cell phone me and I will reply with german guys phone number , dont have with me at the time. I pull out my nifty printed cell tags and go to hand it to him. His girlfriend takes it from him and immediately enters my number on her phone. Poor guy , he's got no chance : )

Think he knows whats going on , and we both feel a bit embarrased. However , once he makes contact with the german guy , things will swing for him. In the meantime , when he leaves town , seven days time or before , I am expecting a message from his sweetheart. Will not bang her , he is too nice a guy , but will try and train her as an Agent/Recruiter of other girls.

Went to SM (Mall) and bought another pair of those same trousers I bought previous trip , only this time a different colour. One sales girl attended me , but another much more attractive and perky one joined in , helping me decide on size of trousers etc. This attractive one was not shy. She said "try changing room" , but it was busy/full up. I said 'how about I change outside the changing room'. She said "You dont mind taking your trousers off in public" ? Now , its unusual for Flip Shop Assistant to talk like that , I was surprised. Felt like saying to her : "And you dont mind taking your pants off " : )

Anyway, I decided to buy the trousers , asked her to hold trousers up whilst I took a snap of her with them. By the way , I had already told her she was 'gwapa' (beautiful). Filipino guys and other foreigners do not have the cheek to say that so soon to a strange girl , I do (have the cheek). She was responding very well to me , yet she said : "No , not allowed take pic in here". Saw stern look of uniformed Security woman behind her , when I raised the camera. End of that , another one I would have liked you guys to see.

She asked me : "Where you stay". I told her the area I am staying in , but not place , cause its a cheap joint and might not impress , plus I wanted to slow her down a bit , give me time to think whether or not I want to get involved with her. Got two other shags in the pipeline. Doesnt pay to have too many at the same time. She took my reply as 'not interested' , I think. But later on , if I am still interested , I will return to her and her shop , on the excuse I am looking for more trousers and that time I will give her one of those cheap silk purse necklace thingo's I bought in Thailand (FFF4) Brought three with me on this trip. Will stick my cell tag on outside of purse and see what happens. She is hot to trot and not shy to accept a date , I am sure of that.

So even though I am ageing , the more maturer girl , say 25yrs ( she looked 19) , warms to me. The '9' teen girl back at Ayala , thinks I am too old for her , and she is right. For sure '9' does not want the public to see her talking to an ageing foreigner , for sure. But the trousers girl at SM does not mind , and even encourages me. When she said "take off pants" , filipinos around her heard , and began looking sternly at her. She didnt care : )

 

On way back to my room , had interesting discussion with educated taxi driver. Surprised how informed he was. Had a cheap but unique 40c gift with me , signed it "good luck" and gave him a P40 tip with it. That guy has too much class and knowledge to be a taxi driver. My apologies to any taxi drivers reading this : )

Called on a former female Contact/Agent and reminded her of my cell phone number. Things are starting to pick up now.

Then BBB girl (B Bikini Bar) texts me. I call her , she wants to meet me tomorrow , her day off. OK , I will shag her. Arranged meet 7pm for eats. She knows straight away its going to be a shagfest that night. Then got Calendar Girl (CG) couple days after that , also on day off. Then maybe SM (Mall) girl on her day off !

I had better be careful , I'm supposed to be a celibate. Will I ever make it ? (total celibacy)

Right now , I'm feeling fresh , but nowhere to go. Starting in the 1970's I have been all over Cebu City. Right now , would like to go somewhere new. Need to recruit a weirdo for that. Thought those bayuts (katoeys) back at Ayala would deliver, but can see they are not thinking outside their own 'troll' circle. They go to standard places. Gotta find someone who knows different places.

So back to Ayala , Spider and Fly mode. Drink some SM Light , run into trouble with the camera , but finally fix it. Man its dead at Ayala. Even Ratsky's. Didnt see anyone enter or leave the disco. Their tables outside are empty , other tables outside other neighbouring joints are empty also.

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PIC ..... Quite a good shot , even if I may say so. Even better head on the beer , perfect. Snoopy/V2 has "Intelligent Flash" , Old Dog camera , does not. Maybe too intelligent ? From this pic , no one knows where the beer is sitting. On my table at Alyssa , dats where. Lovely drinking the stuff , not so lovely next morning though ... mild hangovers : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads. ----

Got some info from a Waiter , but unfortunately only good for executing Friday and Saturday nights. Seems a feasible m.o. is : bang the working girls M-Thurs on their days off , then troll for additional gals on Frid/Sat nights. Sundays to church and confess sins : )

Observed young Filipina with good looking young foreign guy. She was bouncing up and down , wiggling from side to side whilst she looked up into his eyes and talked to him. No doubt she has wet pants : ) She can't wait to get his cock in her mouth methinks. Then filipino boyfriend appears. Seems he was at the toilet and the other two were waiting for him. From what I saw , boyfriend would not want to lower his guard too much or this girl will be in bed with the foreigner. No doubts about that. Her composure changed drastically on boyfriends return from toilets. She re-focused on filipino boy friend. But in that short interlude , she most probably got the message across to the foreigner .. she's available : )

Whilst in same Spider and Fly mode a hot whore comes along , looking at me as she passes. So I nod 'yes' , thinking she might come to my table , but I get a shocked look on her face. So I must be wrong , not a whore ? Then 2/3 mins later she passes heading in the opposite direction but this time with a big African American guy in tow. That was close , it was nearly a case of "loss of face" : )

Yeh well have got to know this particular Waiter over three trips now , so I propositioned him. Asked him if he had an attractive female friend , reasonable education , broad mind , who could take me around night spots and be my recruiter. Told him my problem , I see the occasional '9' but innapropriate at my age to approach her. Want recruiter to sound out prospective 9's for me , ie , approach these kind of girls on my behalf. He said he will try and locate recruiter/agent for me. Doubt if he will , but worth a try. At least he knows my problem. Increased my usual P20 tip to P50 this time , to give him some encouragement.

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PIC ..... YELLOW CAKE. Hard evidence , that someone has eaten my yellow cake. And , looks like she's spat some of it out too : ) PS : 'Intelligent Flash' at work again.

 

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Ayala is now deserted , so 11.30pm home I go and check pics I took , none of which are babes. The Ayala girls are at home with their Mums and Dads. To sleep , and woke up 'late' 5.30am. Type above out , shower , eat and get room ready for BBB (B Bikini Bar .......... girl). My celibacy is now under threat. Well , I dont travel all this way to masturbate , do I : )

Seems I will have a steady supply of girls now : BBB , CG (Calendar Girl) and the SM girl. German guys gal (GG) might text me when he has left town. Then there is old Contact (OC) and her prospects.

Sex is futile , but it's exciting : )

 

MOUSEY :

For me , a bit skinny. But no doubt , someones 'treasure'. Energy and lively dancing , she had. No foot shuffle at her place of employment. When mouth not open , and not smiling , she is a real 'Mousey' type. I called her 'mousey' and another dancer I called "d' Snake". When together , I told them : "Beware mousey .. d' Snake". Will post pic of d' Snake later on , you will see she is a real 'Cobra'.

 

I feel a fuck coming on.

If not , I will pull my dick : )

 

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This is 'Cobra' , another dancing girl and traditional predator of d' Mouse (above). Will show you Cobra dancing , later on. Energetic lot at B Bikini Bar, energetic.

 

BBB texts me asking me do I still want her to come to my room. I confirm yes , 9pm. All the rest that day is irrelevant, BBB calls a bit late but is looking smiley and spunky. A good girl caught up in the sex trade. We get down to business , yellow cake (bj) first : ) Asks me not to take pics , boss would not approve , especially if they ended up in the wrong place. I understand. Fact is , I have already photo'd her back at her place of work , so she might end up on this page yet : )

There are no restrictions with BBB , you can fuck her in the mouth , ass , wherever , its up to you. And you can fuck her a million times. Woke her up during the night and shagged her again. She seemed to like being woken up for some bonus fucks. Generous girl. Gave her P1000 and said might text her in day or two. Nothing wrong with this gal , but need to have her on her day off , otherwise sex is too rushed. She returns to her home (tiny little room) around 9am , thoroughly shagged , taking some of my cake with her : )

It's nice to know my dick still works (post radiotherapy). But celibacy is the way to go , I know that , but that will take time. Patience Thommo patience , paradise is within your grasp .. celibacy , and freedom from the pussy vampires.

So , usual routine , shower , eat and then to Internet Cafe. Whilst in Cafe rain buckets down. When I get outside the footpaths and roads are flooded , water up to ankle level. So , back at my room take shoes and sox off and don plastic slippers only. Taxis are hard to come by when it rains but I was lucky , hopped in one , to downtown and bought some important electrical adaptors. Can now have camera cradle and computer connected to power simultaneously. Service at shop was pathetically inept and slow , so much so that when shop assistant gave me the change I left the the coins (P8) with the shop assistant and said : "advance merry christmas , buy yourself some coffee , help speed up". His boss nearby grinned from ear to ear , other staff also appreciated my comment. They had been aware of my frustration , waiting so long to get two simple little adaptors. Caffeine in the coffee might help : )

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PIC ..... Took pic from inside taxi of flooded Colon St , first and biggest street in Cebu City. Pic below. Note the skyline , cleared , flush storm over. Santo Nino sitting on dash board of taxi. Crown on his head , cross hanging from his feet. He is d' Boss in Cebu City , d' boss. And he will guide us through the flooded waters and anything else we may face that day. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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To Ayala Committee Meeting (Cheap Charlies Club) , and my duties as self appointed Chairman (me). Yes , walking around Ayala in plastic thongs/slippers , with cheap track pants rolled up .. good stir. The wealthy and yuppies abound at Ayala , and here was me looking like a member of the unemployed brigade. Not too many chicks at Ayala with that image : ) Drank bottled water. 6pm Cheap Charlies split , cause the price of beer goes up then. To 6pm P150 and all the draught beer you can drink. Cheap way to get drunk : ) True Believer me transfers to Alyssa. 'A' joins me for one beer , then we go to Tequila Joes to join another Committee Member and his wife. He has probs with wife and 'A' has probs with his wife. So too all the other members of CCC (Cheap Charlies Club). They have to drink cheap piss (beer) cause their wives have got all the money : ) Never marry fella's , never marry. All in all , there were six of us at Ayala and the only one without problems was single/unmarried me.

Then I return to Alyssa , 15mtrs away and pay previous consumables. Con man at Alyssa bar tries me. I give him the flick , dont give him a chance. To Kiwi eat. Waitress : "asawa day off" = 'wife day off'. Me : 'day off and with boyfriend , I am jealous'. Return to accom , no word (cell phone) from OC. Looks like she has not read her cell phone , maybe card expired whatever. Enough enough , to bed. Will try OC again tomorrow and need to finalise reconnoiture of down town bikini bars with a hefty filipino guy (security) I know. We'll call him 'Muscles'. Think I was lucky before , when I visited B Bikini Bar. No hassles , no danger. But next time might be different , hence recruit 'Muscles'.

Will buy ticket to Davao. Want Miss BJ Hall of Fame (Davao) to taste my cake. I'm generous , want everyone to share it.

Another early night , and minimal beer consumed (three). This can't go on ... celibacy , drinking tea or water , early to bed .. this must stop : )

Think its time for a 'meet the people' tour , downtown , Colon St area. See the real Philippines. Also get some exercise (walking) , lacking since I left home.

COBRA in action.   Writhing about the floor.   Girls at BBB had a good sense of humour , and were friendly.

 

Programme.

So , the programme is : Kiwi Lodge eat ; Money Exchange Ayala cash up for Airline Ticket ; PAL buy ticket for Davao tomorrow ; Bedsheet , buy one more (Gaisano) ; Meet the People , walking around downtown shopping area.

What actually happened ? :

All of my programme executed except for bedsheet .. Gaisano 'don't have'. "Meet the people" : mostly at Carbon Market. Very hot 'n humid there , especially following heavy rain day before. Market workers calling out to me like I am a kilometre away. Primitive behaviour , this neck of the woods. Market smells .. stinky stagnant muddy water and food for sale , all together in the one place. Hot , hot it was hot.

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So I escaped the market , and not far away from there were plenty of footpath sellers including trinket seller (ear rings etc). Girl to right in red , nice boobs , was amused with me calling out 'gees , gees' (10 , 10 , P10). This is what the street seller was calling out ad nauseum : "gees gees". The price of the trinkets (P10/Gees). Should have tried girl in red , she was fresh and amendable to an approach. Only realised this when I had left the scene. Honestly , in retrospect I am now thinking she would have been the best fuck of my tour. Why ? 1. She had size .... 5' 7 " (?) , round body and full sized boobs 2. Looked natural , no make up etc 3. The type who would 'serve' first and only hope for reward afterwards .. 'servile' , which is what I call a good attitude : ) Back in the Western World we are no longer the Masters. Feminists have ensured that. But in a place like the Philippines we feel wanted and manly all over again. Amongst other things , a trip to the Philippines can be an ego trip : )

So why didnt I try 'Miss Servile' then and there ? Mistake , mistake. Another fish slipped through my net. All I had to do was pull out a cell phone tag from my leather bag and hand it to her. Thats what I had the tags printed for , discrete approaches , and yet I did not execute at the time. Behaviour unbecoming a moll man , thats for sure. I hang my head in shame .. let myself and d' team (you readers) down. I'm sure she'd eat cake. She'd eat anything : )

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PIC ..... Opportunity missed. Should have slipped a cell tag to girl in red. Trinket seller in brown t. shirt is demonstrating "bag snatcher". Seller is saying : "If you buy any of these products , 'gees gees' , it will ward off bag snatchers. Bollocks of course , but 'red girl' and myself were amused by it all. Anyway , I had to reward Seller for her performance and bought P10 bracelet to ward off camera snatchers : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Thirty mins into 'meet the people' I'd had enough , it was too hot and sticky (humid) , so I hop in an air con taxi and back to my room. Then bought air ticket , ready for Davao. Ended up at Ayala and the Curipots Club. Curipot (also 'dihig') meaning Cheap Charlie. The lads split at 6pm , gotta report back to their wives. I return to Alyssa , 10/15mtrs away , and whilst sitting there , look up and see four girls hanging from the balcony above me. Wave them to come down and join me. They do ... SEE PIC below. As I am going to Davao tomorrow for two days , and have an important 'date' in three days time , I invite them back in four days time and they accept. In three days time I will be with the Waiters contact. Yes he said he has a nice 18yr old Tour Guide for me. Possibility there.

After Alyssa I enter Tequila Jo's for one beer and listen to the Latin music they are playing there.

So , its Davao for two days starting tomorrow , then Tour Guide , then those four. And of course I have Miss Calendar Girl to service , when I am not busy. She is a bit low on my priorities now cause , nice as she is , she does not exude sex appeal. Contact 'OC' is asleep , have not heard from her for a while now. Anyway , looks like I do not need her. Enough fish are biting , especially if you add 'SM' girl and 'German' girl prospects to my list. Come on Alamein (german) hop on that plane and leave town , I want to screw your sweetheart : )

You see , I came here (Cebu) not long ago , an ageing monger with little money to flash around , and now I have an abundance of prospects. Why ? I am a cheeky type. Smile , chat to all and sundry = opportunities arise.

And yes , I can hear you from afar ..... "prospects" ? Thommo you need fucks , not prospects : )

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Got up this morning 4.45am type this out , shower , pack bags , to Kiwi for early breakfast (7am) then the Airport and Davao. It's all happening : )

On the way to airport taxi driver is driving dangerously. 80kph weaving in and out of traffic , delighting in getting as close as he can to vehicles he's passing , including trucks. Going through intersections like he has a police escort. I told him , 'no hurry please slow down'. He slows down , then few mins later , takes off again at 80kph , diving in and out of traffic. He seems to love speed and ducking here and there. I tell him again slow down and he does.

At airport , check in bags at PAL but guy says , "no , you check in Air Philippines" , yet the guy at PAL Office yesterday distinctly said : "You are travelling on Air Philippines but you check in at PAL". Same company. OK , so over to Air Phil I go and babe checks me in. She asks me "any liquids in your carry on bag". I say yes , she says take em out and put in check in bag. Copy cats. Cause UK did that for a while (terrorist threat ) , they have to copy. I said to her : 'Singapore Airlines , international flight , liquids no problem , Davao mickey mouse trip (45 mins) .. problem". So out go cleaning liquids etc and into my check in bag , amongst my best clothes. Hope nothing spills onto my clothes. Hansum no more , if that happens.

Then to X-Ray machine where we had to take off our shoes. Beauracracy in the Philippines is abundant. Eleven airport staff around the machine , three only working , others half asleep.

You wouldnt think that I am happy , but I am , cause I'm heading for Miss BJ Hall of Fame. Only two days allocated for Davao. Last time it was rather ordinary. Hope Miss BJ can pull some rabbits out of the hat this time , and of course , eat some of my cake in the process : )

 

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Arrive at Davao airport and quickly away in a taxi. Driver has been a sailor before , around the world. Says Brazil and Cuba are the best sex stops. Arrive at secret hideaway .. 'X' .. location (Big Brother is watching : ) New Receptionist , looks 17 is 21. Off to see if foreigner friend still in town , he is , give him gift I promised a year ago. Cost $3 but worth a lot more to him.

Then to Miss BJ Hall of Fames squatter area. Twist and turn into little alleyways. Local natives and residents are surprised to see an Americano within their midst. Get to Miss BJ's boarding house , show em pic of her for positive identification , then they say : "Gone to province 4 months ago". Shit , she was 80% of the reason I flew to Davao , no 'eat cake' , and no recruiter for me , shit.

They ask my name , so they can tell her I called to see her. Fat lot of good that will do to either of us : ) She has no email or cellphone = if she aint there , its all over rover , all over. Oh well , she lasted 3/4 yrs , and thats something in this 'ST' country , that's something.

Back to my secret hideaway ('X') , been up since 4.45am so have a little siesta , then website work (pics cropping etc and typing this out). Shower , out the door to find eats , then Flannagans to get drunk , then troll the streets of Davao in a taxi for a Miss BJ replacement. Found Miss BJ trolling in a taxi about 3/4 years ago. Might get lucky and find another one like her (doubtful).

By the way , OC (Old Contact) texted me and said has 'Pizza' (gal) , can she deliver. I said : "I'm in Davao , deliver 3pm , two days time". She confirmed "roger , over and out". So , I will have a nice pizza waiting for me in two days time. How do I know its gonna be nice ? I dont , in fact its more likely to be a lousy pizza. Old Contact/OC aint the best talent scout , that's for sure. Like me , she's seen better days : ) But one must keep trying , especially a fussy bugger like me. All or nothing , usually nothing. Perhaps subconsciously I like losing ?

STARRY EYED   Yeh , and this aint no girl either !   (he/she)

 

For sure I have lost interest in the act of actual penetration. A combination of : 1. Age 2. Medication for hair loss , been taking for 7/8yrs now. It lowers ones testosterone levels/libido 3. Tired of the way we guys have to get fucks. Lots of humbug before a guy actually beds something decent. Dont have the patience anymore. Prefer just to click my fingers and they come running. Not likely now , especially at my age : )

SWAH = 'so what actually happened' ? ...

As usual , do not remember every detail , but do remember the important bits. Ate at De Bonte Koe (why doesnt he get a name we regular folk can remember ?) , where the waitresses are very attentive and professional , including demeanour. Prices a little high and food is in the ok range.

From there , to Flannagans to see whats up. Answer : nuttin. One beer and outta there. Stand outside F's waiting for taxi when I get an idea , walk 70/80mtrs down the street (Illustre) to the Corner Store , the one I have said in the past is a non event and one would have to visit 15/20 times to have a chance of picking up a fuck. Pic of this place in previous FFF (No.2 or 3 methinks). This current call on Corner Store would be about visit number ten I would say ...

Enter , make small purchase. Good looking babe in shorts enters and leaves within 60 secs. She did not look at hansum me. At cash register there is an unnatractive Nursing Student purchasing two bottles of Red Horse beer. Now , for those of you who know .. red horse is the strongest beer in the Philippines. I said to the girl : "Your not going to drink that are you". She smiled and said 'no , its for a friend'. I immediately thought of a boyfriend outside at the tables. I said : "It tastes like kerosene and hangover tomorrow if you drink that". She smiled and had a chat of sorts. Got personality this one , but way too short (4' 9" ?) and not an attractive face. If your not attractive (like me also : ) , ya gotta have personality , ya gotta have something. She had personality. Out the door she goes , smiling at me.

I pay for my purchase , have a chat with Cashier and owner sitting next to her. Both had personality. I think Davao people are more shiny than the bigger city Cebu folks. Maybe its because Davao people do not meet a "shining ray of hope" , like me , very often ? : )

But shiney-ness is not as imporant as sex-iness. Cebu folk are more openly sexy.

For me the girl in this shot depicts the standard Filipina look especially in the area north of Cebu , Manila , and Luzon province.   They eat 'balut' up that way dont they ? : )

 

Out the door I go , turn right , and at same time I look left to assess 'pick up potential' at tables .. 90% boys , but to my right someone says softly : 'hello' , look around and its the Red Horse girl , naughty naughty , she is sitting with an attractive fellow fem student drinking that damn Red Horse ! I said to her : "Naughty girl , tomorrow you have hangover". She smiled and indicated I could sit down. Either these girls are incredibly friendly or they are hungry for an Americano (ATM). Then the thought struck me , drinking Red Horse to drown sorrows ? (bad exam results , debt , boyfriend problems , whatever).

I sit down and am impressed with Red Horse's (RH's) girl friend , attractive and smiley. Beauty and the beast. To cut a long story short , the girls backtracked to wherever , whilst I waited for them to change into something casual. My prey , we'll call 'PN" (pretty nurse) returned looking spunky and RH doing the best that God gave her (not a lot , except for personality). Off to Rizal Street night scene we go. I shouted them a nice meal at De Bonte. They were impressed with the atmosphere there. They'd never been to the place before , couldnt afford it for starters. They will be trolling for foreigners at De Bonte the minute I leave town : ) Then to a couple of bars in Rizal St. No problem , two girls sitting with an Americano , could be a penpal scenario for all anyone knows. Does not spell 'prostitution' anyway. But yes , I was thinking 'prostitution' , paying PN for a fuck : )

Then ugly duckling aka RH makes excuse , gotta get up early for exams she says. She's setting me up for PN .. good girl. All three of us leave together , I drop RH off and then head for X (accom) for sex. PN (Pretty Nurse) did not offer any resistance or query anything. When there's Thommo , how could a girl resist ?

I learnt very early in my life to "assume the sale". Do not ask , presume. They can always knock ya back : )

Fuck , fuck , we fucked. Dick still working. Suck suck , yes she sucked my yellow cake dry. Pretty hot babe , but got me mystified. Why does she do it with a complete stranger ? Think she must be 'gold digging' , that is looking for a foreign husband. Qualified Nurses overseas earn good money , reckon she knows it and she is going to fuck her way to it via someone like me (in her dreams : )

Slipped a thou in her bag , dumped her off. Intend to fuck more trainee nurses in the future : )

So , there you go , in life : "When handed a lemon , make a lemonade". The lemon was .. Miss BJ not in Davao City anymore. The lemonade .. Pretty Nurse and any other poor innocent souls I come across in Davao.

But I really should be ashamed of myself , professing celibacy and fucking two different girls in a space of about seven days. Shame , eternal shame. Pre celibacy and Propecia (hair loss medication) and the ageing process I would have fucked 6 to 10 girls by now. But in those days , I did not care so much for quality , fucked anything that moved : )

Which is best ... quality or quantity ? Depends on your testosterone levels. No patience for quality when the testo' levels are high : )

Now that Pretty Nurse has been bundled off , I can set a new and faster paced programme. Because of PN I have got behind schedule and have only one more night of reconnoitre left , before returning to Cebu.

Programme : 1. NetXprs Internet Cafe to answer emails and check stats. Yeh , seems bigger numbers reading this Daily Diarrhoea 2. NCCC Shopping Mall , the latest and greatest in Davao City I am told. Reason for visit ? Perving 3. Sampaguita Tourist Inn to check hotel rates , rooms etc (website duties) 4. Locate Street Hookers spot mentioned on Internet. Find it by day , return by night. 5. "Pops" pick up joint. Find by day , return at night. 5. So tonight , check out a total in all , of about 6/7 potential pick up joints.

Busy day and night ahead of me. Anyway , I got rid of some dirty water , and yellow cake last night , feel relaxed , and harmonious. Amazing what a fuck can do.

Haven't taken a single pic since arriving in Davao. It's like that , Davao is not lively , its 'flat' compared to Cebu City. Cebu girls are more spunky (out going). Davao girls are more 'shiny' (smiley).

This one (Cebu City) I nicknamed : Yakuza.   She seemed to have some Japanese genes.

 

DISCOVERED :

Everything went smoothly at the Internet Cafe where I received the email I have been waiting years for , and YES , Thommo of d' Clock Tower , has been discovered !

Sorry , as usual , can not reveal details right now , but a major company has approached me for consultancy work , and its all about sex. I will give them the code word 'SC' (therein lies a hint to the name of their project).

They are doing a video documentary (sex) , lengthy one , split up into many countries , approaching me for assistance. I have told them "busy right now , willing to help , contact me .......... (date) when I have returned from d' Front". They have been researching the Internet and come to the conclusion I am their man , and of course they are right ! : )

I do not want to be seen (covert m.o is best) , but I do not mind being heard. As a result of my future good work with them , they might mention me to some publishers and then the skies the limit .... Movie based on the book .. "The Life and times of Thomas ................ " Hollywood here I come.

I know I've said it before in jest (Hollywood) , and you say "in your dreams Thommo , in your dreams". Yes , I do NOT need a book or a movie but I do need money to extend and expand my work. Work overseas that is. Might have to prostitute myself via book/movie to get to where I want to be .... at d' Front 24/7. So , a great start to my day , and it all happened in tin pot Davao City , of all places. The worlds greatest 'backwater' : )

For sure , it will most probably mean the SC company will use me , suck all the info out of me they can , then spit me out. But its worth a try lads , its worth a try. Might lead me to the purpose of my life .. travelling/writing (perving/masturbating : )

Out of NetXprs I go , and into one of the many ramshackle run down davao taxi's. No air con (hot 'n humid) , defective brakes , buggered shock absorbers , rattling doors. I love it. I'm in my 'loser' element when riding a Davao taxi. Cebu hasnt got these dinnosaurs anymore , neither has Thailand. D' Life , wouldnt miss it for the world : )

Whilst on the subject of taxis heres a pic of one :

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PIC ..... Taxi's Davao - Disabled Dick Discount : This taxi was 2nd runner up for best interior of any taxi in Davao. Normally the interior , as well as the outside is all fucked up. This ones interior was in good condition. You see the sign says : "Senior Citizen 20%" discount. So I told driver I am a senior citizen (back home) can I get the 20% disc. He said "no". Then I told him I am disabled in the brain , pointing to my head. No P7.50 discount for that either he said. So , I then pointed to where my dick resides in my trousers and said "disabled". Made his day. Nice change from some of the serious foreigners he would have to deal with : ) Note : This pic removed , to save downloads.

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Now to Gaisano Mall pick up processed pictures for hand outs in Cebu. Then to Flannagans for eats. I know , criticised their food before but De Bonte Ko Restaurant isnt much better and costs a lot more. Davao aint for eats , except when I am in town .. "eat cake" : )

For a celibate , reckon I have had my Davao quota already (PN). But you never know , a few SM Lights and anything is possible.

At O'Flannagans , order food , and its terrible , could not eat it. Back to Bonte tonight. Had some fun at O's , bore you to tell it (clown stuff) , took pic , see below.

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PIC ..... O'Flannagans Bar Davao. Best draught beer in the Philippines. Under the 'Beware of Attack Bartender' sign is a cartoon character with cows tits instead of a dick : ) and the words : "This is what happens when you drink milk instead of Beer". Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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From that point , I was off the radar until about 6pm when I walked around town a bit , looking for some places mentioned on Internet. Most were not there (misinformation). Finished up at the Complex that houses Bontes. Quite a cute little scene there , Bontes , Someplace Else , Choiser , Iron Horse. Will place info on website later when not busy. Some changes at Apo View too.

Ate at Choiser , expensive for what ya get. Not really recommended. Two gals sitting at table not far from me. Look 22-25yrs of age , bank employee types , attractive but independent. They get up and walk out. One has great ass , tiny waist , short dress and nice legs. Strangely she comes back again with her girlfriend , sits down. Girlfriend is facing me and on occasions seems to be trying to get a peek of me without my knowing. Eventually I finish my meal and take a seat near exit whilst waiting for chit/bill. The girls get up to leave , start heading towards me (exit) but swing around and take another way out. Too independent. They don't need me and I dont need them (their independent attitude).

Then to NCCC Shopping Mall , the talk of the town. Get there and its nothing. Another empty soul-less shopping mall. Think Davao is overdoing the Malls .. too many of them now. Architecture of NCCC lacks imagination. Built to a price. Ayala in Cebu is the best for me , architecture , ambience .. katoeys : )

Back to my accommodation , type this out , check pics .. most duds , not for this page. Earlier on I was worried about shooting off too early. That is , returning home early going to sleep and waking up 3/4am. But no, its 8.35pm and I am about to return to the fray. No early sleep tonight , my last night in Davao. See if there are any Davao babes who are interested in cake. There's enough for everyone : )

  

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So its my last night in Davao , this is what happened : Got sleepy around 9pm , bought some Red Bull (RB) to keep me awake. First time I have consumed RB in 8yrs. Last time was to keep myself awake all night and fuck a beautiful girl non stop , cause I had the feeling I would have her only one night in my life , so took RB and shagged her and myself to death. It was funny , told her my personal record (many years ago) was eight fucks in a night , wanted to break that record "would she help me" ? She smiled and nodded yes , and then away we went , shag , shag , shag. Broke the record , had to , my pride was on the line : )

Tonight , within 20mins of Red Bull I was sleepy no more. Went around in circles a bit though , to Corner Store ; trolling for street girls ; to Boulevard (Rizal St) , and back to Corner Store. Some pretty girls at both places but none available for me , cause mostly with pinoy guys. Rain bucketed down 9pm onwards , rained heavily non stop all night , from that point on. Kept a lot of people away from the night spots. 'Boulevard' had only about 25 people , whereas normally there would be 150 or more.

After Boulevard tried "Hot Legs 2" in San Pedro St. "Stag" neon sign outside. Then I realise this was the same place I have visited and commented on some time back (FFF) , only now with new management and new name. P50 entrance P50 beer but their m.o. is to talk you into expensive ladies and their drinks. The cheap beer is just a lure , cause with a briefly clad lady at your table , within minutes your bill can run into hundreds. It can cost you as much as P300+ for one LD. And this is in a grotty part of town , grotty club. Sat at a table for 5 mins , declined the offer of "companionship" , scanned around to assess the chicks sitting at tables waiting for big spenders and the accompanying LD's , no special gem amongst them. Seen it all before , so out of there I go , last night in Davao , can't waste it at regular sex venues. If I had known it was the old Stag would not have visited it in the first place.

 

On returning to Corner Store second time , all seats inside had been taken. Folks had moved in from rain soaken outside tables.

I exited Corner Store , and when on the footpath looking for a taxi , a beautiful girl came running towards me , trying to get out of the rain. She must have looked at me three seperate times , including looking back at me when she had past. I turned around and looked at her. If she had stopped for a sec I would have walked up to her , but she ran across the road out of the rain and into "BB Bar BQ" place opposite the Corner Store. See pic below (Public Displays of Affection) , sign for BB Bar BQ in the background of that pic. I checked the barbeque joint out three seperate times after that sighting , but never saw that girl inside it. She disappeared out the back somewhere. If your in town , check that barbecue joint out , she is very fuckable and seems interested in foreigners. Otherwise she must have thought she saw a ghost (looking at me three times).

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PIC ..... Sign : "Public displays of affection will not be tolerated" ! Interesting. Behind the sign on the window , you can see the blue BB Bar BQ sign. Pls check that place out (story above) when in Davao , and report your findings : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Hopped in taxi and asked driver for street girls. Drivers name : Juven and his cell number : 09197637378. Told him I would give his number to all and sundry in respect of "chicks". This lad was energetic and sincere in trying to find me a nice fuck , but it was 12midnight on a rainy night when we started the troll , and only about 3-5% of the street girlie population were out and about = not much choice for me , when we did find them. I am confident this pleasant guy knows all the chick joints and would be fun to troll with. He liked the idea that I was hunting for a fuck. Grinning all the time , especially when I said "pangit" ( = ugly). I was very quick in assessing the girls , did not give them any chance of getting to my car , once I could see there was nothing special in amongst a group ( 3 secs , I am very very quick in these situations) I'd command "ta-na" ( = go) and driver would be off like a flash , grinning his head off ('pangit' again , he was no doubt thinking). You know , normally taxi drivers get a bit irked when you keep saying the girls are 'pangit' , but not Juven , he thought it was amusing. His car is run down/buggered like all the others in Davao City and his English is limited , but once he knows its a 'Chick Mission' , his face lights up and he goes for it with gusto. If he had money , he would do the same as us , troll for chicks , I am sure. Yeh , I know , should have taken a pic of him. Its 6am when I am typing this , will try and cell him before my departure to Cebu this morning and get a pic for you guys. I'll get him to take me to Airport , only he might be on night shift , and not available by day , not sure.

 

Getting back to last night : It was 12.30 midnight when Juven dropped me off. A slack night 'cause of the never ending rain. My tour of Davao was in the ok range only. I will continue to come back , cause it always seems to be going to happen , eg , beautiful body and face running past me in the rain , couldnt take her eyes off me etc. Some attractive girls at Boulevard and a little at Corner Store. All of them spoken for at the time of my calls. And then , decent food at a reasonable price is still a problem. I will never ever eat at O'Flannagans again , never ever. What they dished up to me was an insult , a bloody insult. But sex is more important than food. I reckon a guy like Juven just might be able to 'crack the code' for me and open up Davao. If any of you try him , please report back your findings.

So now at 6.15am its off to Internet Cafe , check response to my reply to 'discovered' email , answer monger mails , check stats (so far , best yet). At Int Cafe and result ? Stats showing figs less than two days ago. Something wrong with stats collector , again ! 'Discovered' email , no response at this stage. Told them busy till later. Perhaps they will email me around date I gave them. For sure , I am not emailing them , cause Ive got something they want ... info on Philippines sex scene , the basis of their documentary.

Don't worry I will tread wearily. Their tv documentary might blow our cover and cause Phil government to crack down on our hobby. Only thought of this angle since writing the previous stuff on them. Anyway , they can read whorist.com website like anyone else. Might tell em to do just that : "read the website" , ie , do not make it too easy or juicy for them. No encouragement : ) Means I do not go to Hollywood , but we shouldn't make mongering life any more difficult than it already is. It was a woman who emailed me. Another Feminitza , trying to screw our hunting grounds ?

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PIC ..... Rooster Davao. "Oh , if only I could get out and screw those Chicks" , he's thinking. Note : His left foot tethered. He's got no chance of fulfilling his dream : ) Note : This pic removed , to save downloads.

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Long delay between now and when my plane takes off for Cebu. On arrival in Cebu , got a busy day ahead of me : 1. Eat brunch at Kiwi 2. Shower 3. Meet 'OC' and assess her Pizza 4. Meet x 3 different folks at three different times Ayala. But I am looking forward more to Saturday. Got a nice doe eyed servile one meeting me at Ayala on Saturday. If I can get my hands on her , will thrash her beyond belief with my 'huge' (?) weapon , and take nude pics of her too. She'd be safe to post pics of. Neither her or her friends will ever find whorist.com And you will not find her either. UPDATE : Had to remove her pics , all but one , the ass shot down below.

Hard for guys to secure 'Doe Eye' types like her. Hard for me too , I am going to enjoy. Will not dump her after one night stand. By the time she is finished with me , she will never eat cake again : )

Now the long wait for plane to take off. Will try and contact Juven for ride to airport. Looking doubtful , he is most probably asleep after night shift. I am getting the following message when calling him : "The number you have called is either unattended or out of coverage area , please call again later". Think he is asleep after a long night driving around in the rain. Visibility poor , lad had to concentrate all the time.

Next manouvres will be Cebu City/Sin City. Lot brighter than flat Davao , thats for sure. Cebu girls are more on the hunt and spunky. Davao gals a little bit flat , sex wise. But there are always exceptions , eg , Nursing Student (PN). Cebu City here I come.

 

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So , off to the Airport I go and within minutes land at Cebu. Get limo again , cause no hassles with them. 'Friends' give me same car as few days ago when I first arrived in Cebu. Driver is outside his car , didnt recognise him. I encourage him to talk , whilst I try and work out if its the same driver as per pic before (page.1.) , but this guy is telling me he is 65yrs old and the previous guy said he was 63. Also he tells me about his retirement plans raising ducks and making 'balut'. He didnt say anything about that in previous trip , so thought must be a different guy. Then he said about his father was a fisherman , and died from cancer (sun) when he was only 10yrs old. Then I knew it was the same driver as before but did not say anything.

On arrival at Kiwi for eats (hungry , Davao no good for food) driver then says : "Hey think I picked you up at airport few days ago". I said "yes , but you said you were 63 then and you never said anything about 'balut". You have become two years older in a matter of days". He smiled , knew he had been caught out telling tales. Entertaining passengers that's all , ok with me. Gave him a tip , but he was thinking how funny it was , me sitting silently in the back seat on a long trip , listening to his new line of bullshit.

Girls at Kiwi enthusiastically greet my return.

Other guys there turn around to see who they are making fuss of. I'm thinking to myself : "Listen lads , I am not like you bar flies. I do not sit at bars with long faces getting drunk. I sit at bars with a smile getting drunk : ) I socialise. Do some socialising yourself and you too will be greeted enthusiastically". White women at Kiwi also note my popularity. Little do they know , I am busy with a covert operation (FFF5) and they too are under surveillance : )

Lifting the lid on the Phil sex scene. First fact : everyone eats cake : )

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PIC ..... Dance Girl ... pic a bit degraded. Note : This pic removed , to save downloads.

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Great to eat decent food again. Back to 'X' accommodation. Kept room whilst away. Clothes dry on my return. OC texts me and says cant make it 3pm now 8pm. I text , not 8pm busy tonight and tomorrow night , make it 8pm following night. Can not talk to her , dont know why her machine is not allowing me to do that , have to frig around with texting instead. She confirms new time slot. Hopeless , had 3/4 days to organise a pizza and still could not deliver. Now no high hopes with her , thats for sure.

Showered etc to Ayala for the Cheap Charlies Club. They are not there , only one unhappy soul married to a Filipina. From the very first meet a few days ago I sensed tension between him and me. The tension has now risen cause he has been drinking 6.5% beer. To cut a long story short I found I could not have a conversation with this guy re his marital problems. He gave me no credit for 32yrs experience and observations in the Philippines , none whatsoever. Kept cutting in on me etc. He then said : "Let's talk about ......." I cut in this time and said softly without any aggression : "I dont think we can not talk about anything" and walked off : )

The people you meet. I tell ya fella's many times on this website : "Fly in , get what you want , fly out. Do not hang around". Philippines good for ST (short time) only. The best ST people in the whole world , the best. Possibly the worst LT people too : )

Went out to Gaisano Country Mall looking for 'A' , he wasnt there , returned to Ayala and found out Waiters Contact (18yr old potential Tourist Guide) was not coming. So a blank with OC , blank with CCC (Cheap Charlies Club) , blank with WC (Waiters Contact) and finally a blank with 'lost soul' and bar fly. Its about 8pm and with less than five hours sleep previous night , travelling etc I decide not to push the envelope , its just not my day , go home and sleep is the best. Thats what I did , yeh I know 'sleeping beauty' , but to each his own. Got out of bed 2.30am , its now 5.45am. Will not do much during the day cause I plan to have a hard drinking night down town tonight , looking for more Cobra's and Mousey's.

Just remembered , got a date with Doe Eye babe 4/5pm Ayala. Will be there , and if she fronts and if I can seperate her from her girlfriends , I will devote the entire night to her. Can not afford to let her slip through the net , cannot.

SWAH : Yeh , well actually tiring of writing everything down. Some of you will be pleased to know ? So , the meat on the bone is : Got lots and lots text messages today. Frankly I did not know who was texting me. They'd say , "its me the one in the yellow dress" , or they would say nothing re identification. I tried to talk to them but their phone was not accepting calls , dont know why , but yes they could text me and vice versa. Twenty/thirty messages came from the same source. I must have had about forty text messages in all today and it wasnt until around 8pm that I had them sorted out. Erase button helps in that regard : )

Around the same time I got an actual call and yes it was from a bayut (he/she). How did they get my number ? Must have given it to them when I was drunk .. SM Light gave it to them : ) Got the bayut off the phone quick smart. Then a call from OC confirming girl from Bogo (town) , outside Cebu City (2hr bus ride) was coming in to taste my cake , around 8pm tomorrow. OK. Then 'Doe Eye' group text me and I meet her and her three friends at Ayala. One of her girlfriends is always talking about money , so I took Doe Eye aside , gave her some Pesos and told her to return tomorrow 4pm Ayala by herself. She seems servile and respectful , but hope she is not infected with the ATM mentality of the leader of that pack , one I call 'ATM'. DE (Doe Eye) is the one I want to thrash to hell and back again. Photo everything , nude of course. She is a bit small , but she is cute and she has lovely pouty cake eating lips : ) I am feeling sexy just thinking about it. "Cookie in the Oven". It's nice , bringing cookies to the rise. Do not buy ready made fella's (GoGo , Whorehouse etc) , prepare and cook em yourself. They taste much better that way : )

And yes around this same time another text from Phil guy. He is the one escorting me downtown tonight. Dont know if I gave him a name before on this page , but 'Bully' is appropriate. He is built like a bull , heavy set , thick neck and all that. Known him for many years. I am always developing relationships , they come in handy some times. Feeling sleepy again. Got the wrong internal clock this trip , dont know why (radiotherapy ?) 9pm and I want to go to sleep ! So more Red Bull and away 'Bully' and I go ... downtown where Cobra , Mousey and many other bottom feeder dancing girls reside. By nights end I will have an up to date picture of downtown dancing/show scene. Designed for and catered by .. 'bottom feeders' , people like me : )

Red Bull kicked in within 10 mins , not sleepy anymore , but the stuff is crap and not good for the health. Might even be a danger for those with weak hearts , but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do , get this Diary out on time. The things I do .. for me and you. Not forgetting , I have been 'discovered' , recently. You will able to say one day : "I knew Thommo before he was discovered and in the days when he tapped out a Diary". No more bottom feeders then. I will have hit the big time. Expensive ladies with expensive attitudes.

So reality kicks in , and I find myself downtown in amongst the filth , decay and street pimps galore. They see 'Bully' and so keep their distance. First stop Cobra Bar. Enter , long 'lounge' area , very dark , hospitality girls sitting with guys. Hard to see. Then we pass the urinal , open to all passers by including the guys cocks. The stink was tremendous ... I am 'home' where I belong : ) Then to the left there was a small ktv type room and on the right a dance area. Looked like regular local bottom feeder boys and girls dancing with each other on that right side. Right at the very end is where the girls dance 'bikini' style. We enter this room , not impressed , very hefty girl on the stage. She has a good face and one could imagine 3/5 years ago she was good looking , but not today , too hefty. Her thighs are too thick for starters , about double the normal filipina size. I look around and can not see anything special. After only 10% of each of our bottles (P60 each) have been consumed , I get up and leave.

Heading towards Palaez St we stop on the corner of Palaez (spelling ?) and Sancgianko Sts at a place now called : Raj Playgirl Club. Fond memories of this one , days of yore. Upstairs we go and take a front row seat facing cute little dance stage. Gal on stage is respectable looking and not averse to smiling to me (LD's ... Ladies Drinks : ) P70 each beer here. The stage is cute and there is nothing wrong with the girl dancing. 'Bully' asks management if its ok for me to take a photo. Reply : "If you buy P200 Ladies Drink , picture ok". I dont like pre-conditions , so up and out of there we go , with only 25% of our beer consumed (peanut pesos). B Bikini Bar does not have pre-conditions. Looking for similar somewhere else downtown.

Across the road we go , with 'Bully' in tow , to longstanding and well known , non hooker : "Our Place" Bar , supposedly having a resurgence of sorts. Inside we go , only four other customers. Drink a beer , take a snap/pic , see below , and out of there.

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PIC ..... "Our Place" . Downtown Cebu City. Many thousands of Mongers have passed through here. Nowadays , not many customers and usually oldies talkin about the "good old days". Or else the dreaded tourists (place mentioned in Lonely Planet). Note : This pic removed , to save downloads.

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'Bully' says : Century Hotel is the go. Up to fifth floor we go. Security at door says "no camera" , yet mine is hidden away etc. Memories of this place being bloody awful about 3/5yrs ago , add to that .. "pre-conditions" (camera) , so we do not enter. Next stop : "E & M" dance/ktv joint , peep inside , no good. Next stop ... you guessed it : B Bikini Bar. Totally different atmosphere to the others downtown. We get front seat. Many girls from my previous visit absent , dont know what the hell is going on .. have they been bar fined ? Even so Mousey and Cobra , the twin act , were there and visit my table etc. Great atmosphere. Whilst we were there , place filled up behind me with local boys. Not good having heaps of guys behind you , drinking beer and me taking pics. Someone might object. Favourite tactic of the Flip : attack from the back.

Mousey is a very warm girl. I buy her LD P150 , she dances , I take pics all over again. See below :

WOW LEGS   Wow attitude.

B Bikini became hot and muggy. Air cons could not cope with the full house. Must have been about 50 dongs (guys) jammed in there , pervin on the simulated sex acts etc (guy shaggin girl). Nice time , I enjoyed it. Outside B Bikini I gave 'Bully' some pesos for services rendered and we split , me to Ayala to see whats going on at around 1am. Answer : nuttin outside Ratsky's. Bo's Cof Shop still open but no one there either. Inside Ratsky's (no entrance fee) , pretty good band , good looking fem singer , and the ground level crowded. I remember before , when I took Mona Lisa there it was crowded ground floor and above , not this time , only ground floor. Looked like it was tables of friends etc , no hooker scene in sight. Nothing respectable sitting at their bar either.

Out of there and to Sunflower Disco (SF) , P150 entrance , no free drink. Told Receptionist : "Curipot Koreans" ( = "Cheap Charlie Koreans" cause no free drink) , she smiled. Joint owned by the Korean Mafia. There is a plague of koreans in the Philippines right now. Before it was the Japanese , but they got ripped off so much and put in prison on fake rape charges etc , that their government recommended their citizens to give the country a miss , and that is what they did. Think the Japs transferred their interests to Thailand , wise move. Think the Koreans should do likewise , and leave the joint to the likes of me : )

Now , SF has a better atmosphere and a semblance of pick up , but honestly there were hardly 5/10 hookers there. Hooker numbers are way down on previous trips , most probably cause they can not get in free as in days of yore. Where the hell they have gone I do not know , but its my job to find out , and I will not rest (Red Bull : ) until I do find out. Lots of regular non whore girls there. One table had a beauty who gave me a flick of a look when she passed by , but unfortunately her seat was facing the other way , ie , on sitting down she had her back to me.

Needed to put ear wax in my ears. Sound level excessive and a danger to ones ear drums , where I was sitting anyway. Only drank one beer and outta there. Beauty's table looked at me as I left. Beauty with her back to me had no idea I was leaving. Maybe if I was in a different mood I would have tried something with them , but not tonight.

Outside there is a new rendesvous called : "Kasadja". Three times as many people there as at SF. At a gestimate .. five hundred ? Facing SF this new venue is to the left. Unfortunately for us , it seemed to be full of regular folks. No sign of hookers , all filipino clientele. Packed in like sardines and having a ball.

Its about 2am and so I return home to sleep it off. Maybe my internal clock has been twigged now (Red Bull) and I can get back to normal manouvres , ie , patrolling until 2/3am. But alas I woke up three hours later and couldnt go back to sleep. Means 8/9pm tonight I will feel sleepy again. A case of Red Bull to the rescue again ?

Schedule today : Quiet until 4pm when 'Doe Eye' is supposed to meet me at Ayala. Will assess her age , she looks young but could be 21 for all I know. And assess whether she will come to my room and fuck. I might have met a good girl who does not want to fuck with strangers. Got a feeling that is a possibility. Her body language and demeanour says she is not a fast fuck , but if I have my way she will be. She'll know what a foreigners cock looks and feels like by the time I am finished with her : )

 

Eight tonight , hopefully OC's Bogo Babe is calling. So will 'interview' Doe Eye 4pm and see if she is right for the Cake Eaters job , then make sure I am in my room when Bogo Babe (BB) calls. Reputedly BB works in a Supermarket at Bogo. We will see , I can smell a whore a mile away : ) Other prospects like 'SM' , 'German girlfriend' , 'Calendar Girl' are quickly fading into the background. Dont even have time to shag 'Cobra' , even though she has a 'body to bang'.

If Doe Eye is as good a carnal experience that I think she will be , I will give all the others a miss. When ya get a hot cookie in the oven pays to stay focused , pop her out , shag her to death. And I am going to rape her with my camera too ... nude , all the way : )

You see , I started out FFF5 very slowly , but now "Train Thommo " is gathering pace. Too many to handle. Way it should be.

Prospects prospects , cookies cookies.

What the hell 'T' , you need , and we the readers need ....f . . . s !

 

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Doe Eye 4pm , result ? Bogo Babe 8pm , result ?

Well Doe Eye (DE) was about 3hrs or more late yesterday. Admittedly I was doing other things , and wasnt sitting around waiting for her. One of the advantages of cell phones .. gives ya flexibility. This time today , DE arrived at Ayala within 5 mins of appointed time. I congratulated her on that. First I need to establish her age : 18 in May 2006 = legal jail bait. From a family of seven she is the youngest , Dad pissed off and left Mum to look after all those children when Doe Eye was only 3 months old. Hubbies running off and leaving unemployed Mum with all the kids is par for the course in the Philippines. Nowadays Doe Eye's Mum is a house domestic and Doe Eye (DE) is a Student. DE claims to be 4'11" , maybe that is stretching it a bit. For sure , she is tiny but cute.

Her normal schedule is 7am to 6pm schooling eating or whatever. After that she currently sleeps at the nearby Hospital guarding her 8yr old hospitalized cousin. I can hear "money for hospital fees" already : ) So it looks like it has to be ST (short time) with Doe Eye , in between finishing school and propping at the Hospital. Doe Eye is now going to fuck for the Hospital Fees : )

Took her away from Ayala within 15mins of her arriving. Told her "I will show you my room , so you can visit". We arrive at my accom 'X' , I caress her back , slide both hands up and down her tiny waist and kiss her on the cheek. Also run my finger across her pouty lips , to get an idea what they will be like on my cock. She is emotional and reacts to my touching .. good sign. I purposely let her off the hook this time. I do not want to bang her too quickly. I like my "cookies in the oven" approach. She said she is calling 6pm tomorrow , I am sure she will.

Next step , eat , type this and fuck Bogo Babe (8pm) if she calls and if she is good enough. She will have to be good to beat DE.

Surprise , surprise OC (Contact) and Bogo Babe (BB) arrive on time , 8pm. Even greater surprise what BB looked like , she is not only attractive with the legs I crave , but she is a smiley girl who cant stop smiling , giggling or whatever. She laughs at each and every joke I say. My biggest fan and her continual giggling/laughing is doing wonders for my ego. She was great sitting on top of the bed and even better in bed. She was not slack in the sack. She liked fucking very very much. Little groans/whimpers , carressing me with those dainty fingers , including the balls when appropriate. Kissing , cuddling the works. You'd think I was her regular boyfriend : )

She stayed all night. Calming effect on me. Kind of gal you could have around a lot , especially cause she laughs at my jokes : ) However , only time she can catch the bus from Bogo to C City , one and a half hours ride away , is on her day off. Certainly this tour has been "day off" tour. I've had a high percentage of 'day off' girls. Not all of which I have had the time/patience/energy to write about. Hunting , preparing the cookies and shaggin gets precedence over writing : )

BOGO BABE   Headless Chick You've heard of the headless chook , now we have the headless chick. Regular gal who works in a regular job by day , so inappropriate to put her face on a public sex site (whorist.com). WOW LEGS This is the kind of leg shape I like. And lovely smooth velvety skin. Couldn't stop caressing her legs (and pussy). This gal could fuck 'n suck.

 

Not many FFF5 days left now. Doe Eye is not the front runner any more. She is 1st Runner Up to BB. Doe Eye is too small. BB has a good height and size. Take a look at the pics of Doe Eye , down below , not bad for a runner up : )

My daily routine is now changing. Had confrontation with one of the members of Cheap Charlie Club. He is too paranoid and too fucked up. Think we will call him 'FU' (fucked up). A confident , happy , smiley single guy like me irks him , consequently he has got to be picking on me all the time. I did not travel overseas for disharmony , quite the opposite. So I decided yesterday to give him the flick. If he is sitting outside Ratsky's with the other members of the CCC , then I will sit at Alyssa and perv on the chicks and drink P40 SM Lights (P84 at Ratsky's) etc. Same spot I netted Mona Lisa and Doe Eye. Nothing wrong with netting a few more : ) Better than listening to , or being interrupted by , a paranoid loser with a fucked up marriage. I predict that guy will be out of the Philippines within twelve months. Seen his kind many times before. He can not control women , incl. Filipinas , they control him. He will lose his house , everything. Phil women need a firm stable guy. If your weak with Flips , your days are numbered. So , I say his days are numbered. I hope they are , dont want to see him on my next trip : )

Today its washing (last time in Phil) , pick up processed pics , eat Kiwi , maybe "meet the people" walk (again) and then maybe Alyssa , Spider and Fly , looking for more cookies to place in the oven. Then its 6pm in my room with the 'pocket rocket' , tiny Doe Eye and her tiny pussy. Had so much sex with BB , think I will just manhandle DE a little more this time but not actually fuck her. The longer I delay fucking her the sweeter she will taste and the better she will fuck. Think the visit after this one I will stick my cock into her pouty mouth , but not before. Depends how many San Migs I drink at Ayala before she calls : )

Not sure what I did during the day , other than perving on every wench within 100mtrs , couldn't have been too exciting , but did end up at Alyssa , Ayala 4pm. My favourite perv spot. Man there are some pretty girls in Cebu City. Think I will have to visit the plastic surgeon back home , to improve my chances : ) Cheap Charlies Club was in full session , but they are sitting inside Ratsky's today. One by one they came out of Ratsky's and paid homage to me at Alysa , all except FU who happened to be absent this day (fucked up .. wife didnt let him out : ) Had some interesting conversations with other folks at my table. I am becoming an 'Ayala personality' , and have a following of sorts already. It's nice , people paying homage to me. Way it should be.

Before leaving to meet Doe Eye at 6pm I went inside Ratsky's and informed the lads I only have 15mins time for them. Had some fun conversations , then out of there to meet DE. Before exiting Ayala I was surprised that some attractive sophisticated non hooker women at Bo's Coffee Shop eyed me as I passed by. Surely I do not look handsome , so what do I look ? Obviously they saw the : "ATM" look : )

Got back to my room 5 mins before DE is due to arrive. Its now 6.20pm and no sign of DE. Previous night she was spot on , tonight late. Typical. Inconsistent these flips. Anyway , usually have a B plan and its 'Bully' at 9pm to reconnoitre native dance places in Mandaue. That should be fun.

6.40pm and text from DE saying she is waiting for me Ayala. Mix up. Finally about 7.30pm she arrives. I ask her to stay overnight next day , she says no , can not. She says she is calling 3pm and then has to go to Hospital 4pm , inviting me along with her. I decline hospital visit and potential hospital bills : ) So its ST tomorrow or forget it. She is starting to look a bit elusive.

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Bully arrives and we head for Mandaue. First stop Goldfinger Show/Dance place. P200 entrance each = P400 for us to get in the door. Give that a miss. Then tiny little "Jovy's Bar" , no entrance or table charge. Ladies Drinks P280 , unreal in such a small dive that must have cost about U$1000 to build and furnish. Ask to take pic of dancing woman Sarah. They say P280 Ladies Drink first. Sarah comes off stage and sits near us , and I see she is a bit old etc. Out of there we go to Club Harem where its P100 entrance , but give it a miss , seen it before. Then to "Sunrise Angels Bar". No entrance fee , no table charge. Enter , and good looking one dancing. Something you'd expect to see at Club Harem. 'Model' look. She says its ok to take pics , so I take em when she is dancing but they do not turn out good. Even so , whilst taking pics and unbeknowns , behind me Manager is having an argument with Bully about me taking pics. Girl returns to table and I tell her "Manager not happy , pictures". Girl says : "But you told me you got permission from the Manager to take pics". Liar ! When she said that , I knew we were in trouble and that possibly we have been set up. In a situation like that , anything can happen .. camera smashed , me smashed , 'compensation' (paid to them) whatever.

So I bought the girl a Ladies Drink P260 and beers for Bully and me , to give time for things to cool down. I knew the security and guys employed at these places would bar us from leaving if the Manager instructed them to. Then anything could happen. On returning from stage and pic taking , I put camera in bag and left it there out of sight. Clapped to the music , swayed side to side to the beat etc. Made it look like I was enjoying myself , and oblivious to any 'problem' , all the time wondering if we are going to get out of this "native only" place intact. Just imagine if I had been there by myself , I think the outcome might have been different. They most probably would have 'bullied' me : )

About twenty mins further on , when I thought things had cooled down .. we left. No resistance at front door. Never to return (Sunrise Angels Bar .. SAB).

Before we left , the good looking dancer (SAB) gave me her cell phone number and offered to be my Private Dancer , ie , sexy dancing in my room , unlimited pics , free from Managers surveillance , whenever I liked. Might take her up on that , but that secret arrangement would make Manager even angrier. This girl spells 'trouble'. She is reckless and does not think of the consequences.

Now its DE (Doe Eye) 3pm tomorrow , she has to suck cock or go.

SAB (Sunrise Angels Bar) girl might come and do some sexy dancing for me , but it will have to be after 4pm when DE is no longer around. Hard for SAB to squeeze it in before her dancing schedule , in far away Mandaue. Will think about that one. For sure , if DE does not suck cock tomorrow things are becoming too tame. Especially after Bogo Babe , she has really revved me up and made me wanting more. And yes FFF5 time is running out. Unfortunately it looks like I am going to return home randy and unfulfilled. Too slow off the blocks .. too much "cookie in the oven" stuff. The cookies are coming to the rise , just as I have to start thinking about returning home.

Next page (10) ... does Doe Eye fuck 'n suck ? 

 

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It's still the same day and DE arrives about one hour late. I was just about to leave , having put on my best clothes for a visit to my favourite Spider and Fly spot ... Alyssa at Ayala. I say "BJ" , she says "dont like". I ask her three times and three times she says "no". I say : "You make money if you BJ" ... "dont like" says she. I say : "OK I go to duma' tomorrow dont know when coming back , now I go see friend". She says 'fuck' , I say , "no I like BJ , boys like BJ you have to learn BJ. Looks like if no BJ I will have to reduce your salary" (appearance money). She smiled , thought that was funny.

Then she looks sad as I prepared to leave the room ... "BJ" says I. She nods her head yes and so I take off my shoes , clothes etc and stick it in her pouty mouth and get her to look up at me. Big Doe Eyes , thick lips .. good , but she hasnt a clue how to BJ. I put her hand on my balls , clueless there too. Chokes a bit , wants to stop. Encourage her to try again , she does , but hopeless again. Lay her down on the bed , tell her "me now sexy , fuck". Off go her pants. A tiny body , is a turn off for me.

Condom on , enter her , surprise surprise : big hole. Tiny body , big hole , the Mongers Nightmare.

I said : fuck in the asshole , she said "yes" , but I didnt want to see her tiny ass , a real turn off. Told her "my cock small today , dont know why" , but do know ... body too small (putoff) and hole too big (double putoff). Sling her P500 and out the door she goes. That was one disappointing cookie.

To Pier .1. for ticket to Dumaguete (Ocean Jet Trimiran). Guy there asks me to write down my name. I wrote : "Thomas Clocktower". Paid , got the ticket and see on the ticket yes , Thomas Clocktower is travelling to Duma' and in the column for age of passenger he put : "35". Thanks buddy , I am impressed. Perhaps I can tell the babes I am 35 ? Might frame that ticket and hang it on the wall back home : )

Then off to Ayala where Waiter says "your late". I said : "yeh I was having a blow job". He liked that.

I see across the way to Ratsky's the Cheap Charlies x 2 are there. Do not want to join them. Want both beer and chicks , ie , opportunity to score , especially after disappointing DE. At Ratsky's the CC's talk politics whatever. Dont need it. A guy is waiting at table to my left , then his babe joins him , a genuine '8'. My , there are pretty girls at Ayala. Some walk past , one with a lovely tiny waist and generous sized ass. Followed her into her Restaurant to see if she is sitting with guy or other girls. Result : sitting with a guy , outta there. Attractive Korean girls table to my right. They dont need me : ) The '8' and boyfriend leave , replaced by two girls with a pinoy (guy) on the shy side. Looks like he is the fall guy , accompanying them around the Mall. One of the girls is 4 , the other a 6. She looks at me and smiles at me on more than one occasion.

I get the impression I am being encourged to make a move on her , so pull out my cell tag to the ready. Also thought of telling Waiter to ask them if they wanted a drink , but pinoy fall guy is aware of her smiling at me , and me perving on her. Just when I thought I was in with a chance , and upgraded her to 6.5 (drank one more beer by now : ) pinoy takes her hand and kisses it , then starts carressing it. Message received loud and clear : "she's mine". Gal did not look at me from that point on. He stands up , they stand up , and away they go. Clever guy , he manouvred his babe away from danger : )

At this point I went across to Cheap Charlies for a minute , leaving my beer , notebook etc at Alyssa table. A tall young foreigner butts into 'A's conversation with the Professor and says : "who are you". 'A' tells him to bugger off. Stranger says "I am hurt". What a strange approach ... 'who are you'. And how can the guy be 'hurt' , with that kind of approach ? The people you do not need to meet : )

Back to my Spider and Fly location Alyssa , and I see two girls in shorts looking my way. I smile , they smile back, then they sit outside Ratsky and Security guy there who knows me gets involved in pimping for me. There are signs , looks etc. Decide to walk across to them ,sit down and then slap my cell tag on the gals wallet she's left on table. Then I return to my Alyssa table. They go away and cell me. I tell em come back and sit at my table. They return and say they cannot sit at my table , they sit at table next to me. They do not want others to think they are molls : )

I get waiter to give them a drink and they order a cheap sandwich each. They say 'Disco Ratsky's'. I am not in mood for Disco , give them P500 and say will contact them tomorrow , forgetting I will be in Duma' next day. I dont even know their names and they dont know mine. Got one gal to pump in their cell number on my machine and they have my number , so something will happen. One had an interesting face , not sure about the legs though , didnt check them out. She might be my last minute bang on my last night (FFF5). I am really exceeding myself now , girls coming out of my ears. No time for SM gal , German girl friend and whoever else I have chatted with. Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Hungry .. to Shakeys Pizza late at night by myself. Bayuts (katoeys) enter and take table right next to me. "Please leave me alone bayuts , please leave me alone" I'm thinking. I ordered family size pizza , got small size one. I mean , how could they misunderstand the order. One is called 'family' the other 'regular'. OK , so ate x 2 regular sized pizza's , cup of tea and home where I am worse for the wear , having drunk non stop from about 5pm to 11pm. Decide I am not up for it .. Duma' tomorrow , will stay in Cebu. Wasnt to be (Duma)

4.35am I wake up feeling reasonable and realising didnt have much to do in Cebu that day , might as well head for Duma'. Packed bags etc outta there by 5.30am to Pier and onto "Ocean Jet". In 1998 I was commuting between Leyte and Cebu on the trimirans (ocean jets) and they were modern. Was surprised to see my trimiran today was an old run down mini version of the same thing. Got into my seat and guy next to me said : "yes , they need some maintenance". Thanks pal , made my day. I ask Trimiran Steward how long to Duma' he first says 2hrs , then he says 3hrs. At the halfway stop Tagbilaran I ask the stewardess "what time Duma" she says 10.20am = its a four hour trip.

Knowing Duma from years ago I think I already know the answer : "Duma is not worth the long trip there and back". Will see .. curiosity has to be satisfied. Looked up my files on laptop to see which accom Thommo of the Clocktower reco's. Head for number one choice immediately on arrival and drop bags. I'll be back in Cebu 7/8pm tomorrow fucking those shorts girls (?) DE can get lost ... body too small , hole too big. Confuscius says : "........................................" : )

Check in to secret accommodation 'X' , reputedly where the Uni Students shag for money. Stories , stories , dont believe it fella's. Yes students shag for money in just about every country of the world , but you'd sit around for weeks before you'd get a genuine student to shag for ya , weeks. First problem , no power points in the room , cellphone , camera and laptop batteries need re-charging. Went downstairs and asked Reception where I could use a power point. She said : "Would you like to pay for it" (use of outlet). I replied : "No place in the Philippines charges for use of their power point , no place". Walked away from her , insulted with their attitude.

Back to Why Not Restaurant/Disco and nice hooker standing out front. Ass legs , face , all good. I walk up close to her , then a Pimp comes across the road towards me , I wave him away before he gets a chance to speak , but he keeps coming and starts the "nice lady" bullshit. I tell him loudly : "piss off". He takes a back step then moves forward again with the same chatter. I tell him : "piss off" even louder , hop in a trike and outta there. As trike takes off pimp calls out to me "piss off". Ha , ha , funny one , but pimps will not get the better of me.

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By the way , there are some nice girls working at Why Not , but every foreigner is trying them , some succeeding I am told. My chit was P218.45 , would you believe that .. 45 centavos , thats not money ! This is an extension of P101 (SF Disco) mentality. Told the waitress : "45 centavos important 'dy". She agreed : ) Yeh well the girls at Why Not and folks everywhere , do not understand a foreigner like me. I think if I stayed in Duma long enough I would be locked up in a Mental Hospital.

I see House Rules at 'X' accom says : "Close toilet faucet at all times". Yeh , must remember that : ) That night headed out to Chequers dance place. It was pretty close to horrible. Waste of time fella's , waste of time. I felt sleepy again this night almost reached for the Red Bull but did not. Actually picked up the pace as the night progressed , returning home 2am. In the night Trike drivers are a pest , pimping for girls. One guy said : "You like nice girl". Me : "Why Not Bar Blvd". Him : "You like nice girl". Me : "Why Not Bar Blvd". Him : "You like nice girl". Me : "Why Not Bar Blvd" Then he said : "You no speak English". I became silent. Trike drivers are a pest at night , pimping pimping.

With another trike driver that does not mention girls when I get in , I do a troll of Boulevard and Pier area : dead as a dog , dead. Back to Why Not Disco , its 11pm. Enter and its great , yeh great. Medium sized area , and waitress directs me to excellent spider and fly seat , elevated. Various levels of flooring = smart design for disco and picking up women. Within 3 mins nice one smiles at me. I decide to encourage her with return smiles , then a wink. She joins me and she is a good one , touching touching all the time. Soft fingers massaging my neck etc , you know the type. One drink for her , two for me and we were out of there and back to my accom for suck suck , fuck fuck. She was good. Call her SSFF (Suck suck , fuck fuck).

Next morning at Why Not , an American also tells me she is good and asks me if I am her friend. I said , "Me good for Short Time only , think you know her long time" . He said , yes , she is a good girl. Something I already knew : ) No pics , Duma' is small town and this gal operates exclusively out of Why Not Disco = mud on my face when I return , and return I will. Why Not Internet full , so go to Scoobys. What a clown of a place. In 15mins or more no success in connecting to the Internet.

Other things I did before Ocean Jet departure are not worth recounting other than I tried to see if SSFF would be a good recruiter. She failed , but at least she turned up on time and explained why she failed. I set her a hard task so I am not surprised she failed. Got her email address and cell number , will continue to try her as recruiter. In final hours of Duma' I discovered a potential quality recruiter .. Trike Driver. He did not initiate "nice girl" conversation , I did. Speaks and understands English very well , oldish , respectful and told me he can recruit University Students etc. I know the other ones would say the same and deliver 'street dogs' as university students , this guy will not do that to me (I hope : ). Took his name and home phone number , also Trike No. too.

Overall , Duma surprised me. First my accom was satisfactory , second 'Why Not' was a good Restaurant , Disco and HQ for me. Duma has a nice slow pace ambience about it. Sitting at Why Not your short metres from the sea ... great. Yeh , will dump Davao for a while and try and cultivate Duma , it seems to have potential. I set up my laptop on a small table at the waterfront waiting for my trimiran. Must have looked funny , a white guy with sophisticated computer sitting in amongst the penniless natives tapping away. Cebu City is not far away. Let's see what happens there.

 

Daily Diary

 

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Ocean Jet left Duma' 30mins late = ontime for Flips. Earlier in day when I reserved a seat , told Ocean Jet office gal : "Window seat and next to a beautiful girl". Well , the babe sitting next to me right now , must be all of 80yrs old and tries to chat me up in her local dialect. Doesnt speak English. On arrival at Cebu a storm broke out , thunder , lightning and heavy downpour. Place was flooded and taxi drivers were asking 300% more than regular fare prices , take it or leave it. Fortunately I had my umbrella with me and so walked in the rain and puddles to a taxi far from Pier.1 and got it for only 50% more than regular price.

Txt'd OC (fem recruiter) and she calls. Place order (pizza) for 9pm next night and final night in Philippines. Txt 'shorts' girls ex Ayala , they inform me no money for transportation etc can not meet me at Ayala. Flips dont like the rain , think they will come tomorrow when rain stops , hopefully. Front Desk said 'Doe Eye' did not call. Me leaving for Duma has confused her. Thinking now .. try another BJ with her , funny watching her try : ) Txt messages come in from Duma' including the sweetest , prettiest gal I met on tour. She will be frustration this one. Better take the 'brother' m.o. and not the 'lover' m.o. Sort of girl who fucks with you if she thinks your gonna marry her. Got a great pic of her. Cant put on this sex website , unfair and personally dangerous when I return to Duma. Off to Ayala and Alyssa I go ... hello girl at Jo's smiles and greets me , Security at Ratsky's waves to me , gal at Alyssa seems to be talking to her boyfriend. Beer and glass warm. Two beers nothing happening , wet night , not many around.

Off to Club Circus , believe it has re-started , might be full of Freelancers , as in days of old. Find out its now called 'Jive'. Peek head in door , great improvements to the place , but its empty and P150 entrance. Not sure its a hookers venue , doubt it very much. Off to Sunflower Disco and beer is still P101 , crazy price. Some pretty girls there , waiting for a youngish guy to come along and ask em to dance. Some hookers too. Significant number of Mongers with partners. Perhaps they have been reading this website : ) You've heard of Intelligent Flash , now we have Intelligent Thommo .. brought earwax with me this time , blocks out the crappy band at Sunflower. In the 1970's there were good bands everywhere , but not now , they earn real money overseas , eg Thailand , HongKong etc.

Forgot to mention earlier in this Diary , did go to SF on Ladies Night , ie , Sexy Dancer comp night earlier on in this trip and took a snap of the winner and two runner ups (sexy dancer) , as below. Gal in green top was the one for me , especially cause she had a 'diamond' shaped face and that kind of hair style wherein her hair hangs down over one eye .. sexy style that one. One in black dress (what there is of it) was the winner , green second , blue third.

 

Returned home about 2am empty handed. Knowing me I will return home empty handed again tomorrow night , my last night in the Philippines. Would like Bogo Babe to come and suck my cock and fuck like a rabbit all over again , but she is working. When she was in my room last time and whilst fucking her I talked dirty , eg , I said to her : "Tell boss tomorrow .. sorry I am sleepy , Thomas fucked me all night long". She liked it , and other dirty comments I made , then she got up the courage to say : "You have nice cock". Gotta break down the barriers guys , if you want raunchier sex. Its too late for SM babe , and 'German' gal did not call. For sure I did not encourage her in front of her boyfriend. Perhaps she interpreted that as 'not interested'. I have my principles : )

Gotta keep my prospects (a) gal via OC (b) 'Shorts' girls .. keep em awake by texting em and reminding them of their responsibilities (fucks for thommo). Havent told any of them , incl OC , its my last night , never do , not wise , you never know. Just do a runner fella's , do a runner , no farewells. Wouldnt mind Doe Eye wrestling with my giant cock (?) again , but she has no cellphone , so cant contact her/me. Her girlfriends got jealous at her success securing a foreigner (me) and so dont let her use their cellphone anymore. No doubt she thinks I am still in Dumaguete , too shy to call and tap on door without an appointment. Last day , and tonight , last night. Will see what happens .............. First made contact with Shorts girls and they are coming at 4pm. Will check their legs out , to see if suitable for blow jobs. If legs no good they can not touch my cock , simple as that. Recruiter OC informs me she has a gwapa (pretty/beautiful) 18yr old University student who is : "victim of the boyfriend" , ie she is two months pregnant , so we will call her : "2mp". OC asks is that alright. I say : "2 months pregnant is beautiful , bring her on , 9pm tonight".

Four pm comes and Shorts girls front up. In tow is a third (ugly) girl. Two of the girls are not contenders , the other one has ok legs but too short. Her face ok , but she does not have a relaxed attitude. I decide not to fuck her and send them on their way. Six pm arrives and I hesitate to return to my accom and meet DE (Doe Eye). Not sure if she is supposed to come tonight , or if she is , whether she would keep her appointment. After 2/3 days absence , think she might have drifted away and got involved somewhere else. So I opted for Kiwi and a feed instead of returning to my accom.

In the back of my mind is the beautiful university student , two months pregnant (2mp) .. to quote OC : "victim of the boyfriend". I like ... 'victim of the boyfriend'. Remember the 'SM' looker ? Well I get a text message from a gal claiming to be SM's sister. A few text messages and a call later I realise 'SM' is passing me off to someone else. Obviously SM has something better than me , wouldn't be hard : ) I do not like being passed off , so decided not to answer anymore of 'sisters' text messages. She is more likely to be a dog , or an old one. Sight unseen .. "no thanks". Neither Shorts or Doe Eye can compare with 2mp , methinks (sight unseen). So I play it cool and wait for 9pm and a special Pizza .. 2mp. On return to my accom Receptionist tells me DE called , and waited 45mins in lobby .. soos maria ! Then OC texts and says : "woman cancel , problem mother". I ask OC to come to my accom , she does and I drill her about the stuff up. Apparently Mother of 2mp got wind of daughters intention to fuck with foreigner to "pay maternity" , as OC puts it. She caught 2mp in presence of OC and slapped her daughter in public. OC hastily made a retreat.

Now , I am not happy because its my last night and I didnt bother about DE because I had 2mp in the bag , or so I thought. Now I have nothing. Asked OC what she can do , she says her friend mentioned a University of San Carlos student "running 19" , but was expensive .. P8000. OC said , "very beautiful , very beautiful". I didnt say anything , just laughed. Geez I ask you , who pays 8000 in Phil or Thailand ? No one ! And you can be 100% sure this gal is thinking short time .. 2/3hrs only , you can be sure of that. Uni students do not stay overnight.

If she thinks that much of herself she wouldnt even be able to fuck. So I lambasted OC for even suggesting that person. Before dropping OC off I tell her "2mp" or nothing , get tonight or before 10am tomorrow" Plane leaving early afternoon. There is a possibility 2mp can still sneak away from Mum , either tonight or early tomorrow morning. Told OC , will leave cell phone on all time , only txt if can get 2mp , otherwise do not txt , do not want seconds. All or nothing prevails.

 

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TILT SCREEN to suit :

Sexy Dancers .. again Like the back of black dress babe (winner) , and the suggestion of a generous sized ass , plus her wild hair 'n long legs. -- Green's thighs look a bit thick , as she bends down. Anyway , she can have thick thighs when she bends down to service me , any time : )

 

Continuation from page eleven :

So a combination of sadness and anger hits me. Sadness cause I am going to end up empty handed on last night and anger cause I could have had DE , better than nothing. Ran around in taxi dropping off copies of pics to people I promised em to. Sitting in the taxi returning to accom I was sad , didnt want tour to end this way. About 5 mins from accom and cell phone rings .. its DE on friends cell phone wondering why I did not meet her. Great , at least I will have my cock sucked tonight. Then she tells me "in bed now come tomorrow 2pm". I convince her to come straight away and she does. Quite a little Pocket Rocket this DE. She looks thrilled to see me (or my money ? ) We get down to it and I find she has improved her bj proficiency , including sticking at it for a much lengthier period. Money is a good motivator : ) The fuck that followed was an improvement on the first one I had with her. Cause of her good bj work my dick was nearly at full strength and thus her vagina did not appear to be so big this time. She groaned etc. Little Trooper , think she was play acting : ) So there you go , I got rid of some dirty water. She agreed to come 9am next morning for another brief session. So I will leave for the Airport harmonious. "2mp" might yet front , that will be a bonus , if she does.

A whoremonger going to bed early on his last night overseas is not the way to go. Averted .. Doe Eye , aka , Pocket Rocket to the rescue : ) A tiny girl with big eyes , rescues not so tiny me with small eyes. How appropriate. I can see the headlines now : "Foreigner rescued by petite Filipina. Blow Job to the rescue".

What happened next ? To bed 12 m/night woke up 4.45am fresh as a daisy and randy as a rabbit. Mad thoughts pervade my mind .. cancel departure , try for departure in three days time. Check finances , yes got enough for seven days , but have responsibilities back home (criminals : ) , so three days. Now , can Singapore Airlines (SA) accommodate me ? And in trying to change departure date , will I stuff up 9am arrangement with Doe Eye ? If I can change date with SA I will consider a return to Dumaguete just for one night to test recruiting talents of respectful Trike Driver. His University Students might be cheaper than OC's two months pregnant one and of course the P8000 'gem'. Alternatively SSFF Hooker in Duma' might get lucky and provide something nice. Two more days nights in Cebu and one in Duma' .. sounds nice. Headless Chook (me) has to now try and pull off a delayed departure without letting Doe Eye slip through the net. Will see.

First Internet Cafe , then Kiwi early brekky 7am , then on to SA (Singapore Airlines) doorstep at 8am. I go up 3rd floor to their Office and sign on door says : "Business Hours 8am to ............... " Then further down on the same sign it says : "Business hours 8.30am to ................." Security downstairs says its "9am to ................". I return 8.55am and find them open and they said they start at 8.45am. In addition , they had a phone number on the door which turned out to be fax number. Information hazard zone , Flipsville. Staff tell me their Computers are down , they are going to the Airport , 30min ride away to get things started. They say they will phone me and advise if I have got a later departure date. I tell them : "Meet you at Airport". Too much of a risk , once I am out of sight I am out of their mind. My scheduled plane leaves in only four hours time , gotta know for sure if leaving or not leaving. At airport the same girls arrive , pretty young things , one looking half American , half Filipino , the other looking cute Chinese. They could not give me the precise date that I wanted but I got a three day extension of my stay in the Philippines , good.

Back to the City via Pier One where I buy a ticket to Dumaguete for the next day. This time served by a girl , and the age she punched in on ticket was 30yrs. So the girls think I am 30yrs of age ? Suppose they have learnt through hard experience its better to put a younger age = no embarrassment for the customer : )

Back to my room , but its about 11am , two hours late for Doe Eye , who called says the Front Desk. I text OC and ask her to pursue "2mp" University student , OC says "stay in house" which is code language for : "under house arrest". Mumma is not going to let her daughter earn money for 'maternity'. Further on down the track mumma will regret that. Then later on OC txts me and says she has a good one. I say bring now and she does. Gal enters my room and I see she has a round body , good. She is no beauty queen , but turns out to be the sexiest girl of this tour. We will call "FG" (Fingers Girl). Most outstanding in the fingers department. She can play with a guys cock and balls like no one else. World Champion , I was in no hurry to fug her. I was in seventh heaven with her finger work. Then we fugged , with condom , but she did not request same. Within 2/3mins of shaggin her missionary style , she started requesting that she gets on top of me. I said "later , later". She got very frustrated , and started pulling her hair etc , she just had to get on top of me , right then and there. Finally I relented and the Cowgirl went for it , on top of me , riding like crazy. Tried taking pics , but too much movement. This gal goes off , really off ! Got rid of her once I had got my jollies. Told her we would meet again 9pm to txt me first , but it never happened (my fault).

She's the kind one should pop a viagra pill , lay back and let her ride , ride , ride , into the sunset. She'd be knocking on your door every day for more (free of course). But she originally came to my door to earn enough to pay for a boat ride back to Mindanao. A few weeks before she'd travelled to Cebu and Aunties to seek fame and fortune. Was now home sick and impoverished , wanted to return home. No doubt she would have delayed her return , but her schedule and mine clashed. To be honest with you , she was too much. She scared me : )

Showered , whatever (cant remember) and ended up at Ayala , my favourite Spider and Fly spot (Alyssa) , but I find the place has been invaded by hundreds of people watching/perving on about 30/40 young models (girls). So I join the ranks of the perverts and take a few pics. I actually muscled my way in amongst the official camera crew , guys from newspapers and tv stations : ) One model was my clear favourite : body , face and that additonal 'spunk' factor. See below pics of her.

TILT SCREEN for best result :

MISS SPUNK - MODEL - AYALA   Unfortunately camera shake (I was excited : ) but I think you can see this gal is spunk personified. Later she walked within 2" of me and looked me straight in the eye. Unfortunately I didn't know it was coming , consequently no cell tag at the ready. This gal could command P4000 short time/one shot , no worries.   And the sad thing is , she most probably does just that , with wealthy Filipinos , Chinese in the main. Even sadder , I didn't have an appropriate contact/intermediary to chat her up. Money talks yes , but you need an intermediary/contact to start the process.

A clearer shot (but still camera shake) and a better idea of her face.   Nice smile , and she's enjoying the fact everyone is perving on her : )

 

THE CHOICE IS YOURS GENTLEMEN

Only those with thick wallets need apply : ) 

The 'models' eventually left and then I got down to the serious business of getting drunk. Actually , to clarify one thing , I never do actually get 'drunk'. Have never got drunk in my life. Can always walk in a straight line and always know whats going on around me. One thing that does get affected though , my rankings for the girls. I can give a 7 when drunk and when sober see same girl and reclassify her to a 4 or 5 ! The girls are aware of this phenomenon of course and exploit 'drunks'. Fortunately I have never woken up the next morning to say : "whats this I have got in my bed". Never happened. Yes , I am a control freak. If I do not control myself and things around me , who will ? : )

Having been diverted by the models and alcohol , and on exiting Ayala I see I have got a humungous number of txt msgs on my newly acquired and very sexy cell phone. This is the type of phone they would like to steal , thats for sure. Traded in my old one , got P2000 for it. Paid P2500 two or more years ago for it. Good trade in price. New one more complicated (Internet , Movie Camera , Games etc) , but sexy yes. Had difficulty getting txt msgs started , but see Doe Eyes has sent me about seven txt msgs and Sexy Fingers has sent me ten txt msgs. I decide to cut everything short and tell both of them same story : "drunk , text you tomorrow". Little Doe Eye says she was at Ayala and saw me talking to another girl , yet , she says : "you told me leaving Philippines". Even so my reply was : "drunk" : ) DE saw me talking to girl working behind Ayala bar thats all. DE getting jealous ? : )

 

Daily Diary

 

 

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To cut a long story short I return to my room 11pm , after having got up 4.45am. Four hours on trimiran to Dumaguete tomorrow , so to bed. Up 2.30am (now) type above out , check pics etc , shower , Internet Cafe (24/7) , pack bags and back to Duma I go. The Headless Chook in full flight. Wouldnt be a trip overseas without the headless chook making an appearance : ) On arrival at Duma check into to 'X' accommodation and then to WhyNot to eat. Bill/chit was P220.30 , ie , thirty centavos. Now centavos are not money any more. Why they persist in putting centavo's on the chits beats me , cause they round it off to the customers benefit. That certain brand of 'logic' at work again.

Contacted Trike Driver and he calls sharp on 1pm as arranged. The guys got common sense , drives carefully and understands what the hell I am saying. In addition he does not feed me with bullshit. This night I got the lowdown on University Students. Right now , no hope of securing them cause its a Semester break and all Uni's closed down , students not around. Trust me to arrive in Duma wrong time. Ask TD (Trike Driver) to take me around chick spots ... result ? There arent many , as suspected. Starting to look like Duma of old , ie , chicks very thin on the ground. Plenty of B and C grade chicks here and there , but not anything respectable like in Cebu City. Respectable looking hookers go to Cebu City , don't hang around impoverished and economically depressed Duma'.

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PIC ..... Taxi's Dumaguete Three wheeled taxis , called Trikes. Your only form of transportation in Duma' apart from hiring a two wheeled motorbike , that is. P10 will take you anywhere. P6.50 if your willing to share. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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During the night I decided to clean up the cell phone , deleting messages I should never have deleted. Lost valuable cell numbers that way. Thought I had them correctly written down in notebook , but as you will see , I didn't ! Decided to txt SSFF and asked her to recruit a nice babe for me. Got reply : "Why you send me shit". Then I bump into SSFF , she says she did not receive any message from me and anyway she can not find nice girl for me. Thirty minutes later I realise what had happened .. I had txt'd the best girl of the tour (BG) = best girl , by mistake. Was going to write to her from my country etc , thats how much I thought of her. Now , I am fucked , she has found out I am a butterfly/whoremonger. Relationship fucked 100%. Very unprofessional Thommo , very unprofessional.

Well guys I could name the places Trike Driver took me to , but waste of time and misleading to do so. Duma' has now been reclassified downwards to a '6' city , and then only cause of good accom , restaurant , boulevard atmosphere and Why Not Disco. All the rest you can forget. At Why Not Disco you might get a '6' girl , might. Apart from that , where are you going to get respectable looking girls in Duma City ? University Students are only hungry for money at certain times of the year , TD tells me. Long shot to come here just for that. So , had TD for three hours , paid him off and told him I will send him a Xmas card etc, and I will. If I arrive in Duma right time , he just might secure a nice Uni Student. He says ST P1/1500 for student , and not the P3000 I saw on Internet. Have organised Doe Eye for 10am on day I leave Philippines. Should be fun watching her grapple with blow job , although she improved last time , might improve yet again next time ? Off to Why Not Disco to drink beer and return home early. Told SSFF I want to be alone. She is coming across as 'mental'. Think she is fucked in the head , the type that annoys ya. A few mins after seeing her , she sent a text to me : "Please dont leave me". I tell ya , 'leave me' , shit we were never an item. They are all too keen/desperate here in Duma. They get very few opportunities for foreigners and so get too clingy/sticky when they get their hands onto one. Not relaxed whores like in Cebu City. "Why Not" Disco here I come :

No entrance fee , I should have smelt a rat ... enter and only 10 people inside , three of which are girls. Outta there , one beer in WN Restaurant , outta there. On way home see a good looking babe standing in the shadows , too good to pass up without querying trike driver. I said to driver : "bayut" (gender bender) and he smiled 'n nodded "yes". At 'X' accom leave instructions "no visitors" , I suspect SSFF will not find me at Why Not Disco then come to my accom. Fortunately she does not know my new room number.

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PIC ..... WHY NOT Restaurant/Bar/Disco. The Boulevard Dumaguete (sea to the right). Where it all happens. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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"Desperate Duma Dy's" (Dy = girl). They are too desperate here , cannot relax when they are like that. Pimps , sunglass/watch sellers , girls (b- grade and lower) all too desperate. So this second trip to Duma is a catastrophe/waste. Will only return in time frame suggested by TD and for sole purpose of securing Uni Students (long shot). The rest of Duma' merchandise on offer (B and C grade stuff) , you can forget. And the good girls will not fuck in a small town like Duma'.

So it's going to be a long wait for Ocean Jet to depart 3pm and get me back to Cebu City by 7pm (if on time) and my last night in the Philippines. In between , will try and patch up relationship with beautiful babe (BG) but will not kiss ass to do so , never kiss ass for sex fella's , never. Fuck ass , but dont kiss it : )

To BG I go with a peace offering , ie , bearing gifts x 4 , total cost U$2.65 , I kid you not , U$2.65. It's not the value , its the thought lads. Am I kissing ass ? Only if she does not receive gifts in good spirit and I take one more step to make amends. She has to make peace on receipt of unique 2.65 gifts otherwise no more overtures. What's bugged me is the word "shit" used in her txt. I cant imagine her saying that.

Arrive at her place of employment and on seeing me she smiles. I hand over the gifts , she is impressed with the romantic gesture. No mention of my text msg previous night. I start thinking , maybe txt number I used is someone elses ? Must be , cause BG warmed to me. Tells me she is from Mindanao only two weeks ago. No mumma , papa , brothers to watch over her in Duma .. a lonely lamb. When other fem workmate was absent I tell her I have lost her cell phone number. She says she will txt it to me today. All smiles , and laughs at my jokes/behaviour. She's in my pocket , but I am a tourist. Some resident foreigner is going to get this 'looker' cause she has no guardian/s in Duma. Even so , she would be a good bang for 2/3 more yrs yet. Might pull it off next trip or trip after. Guys visiting her place of employment on a regular basis have a distinct advantage over me. Postcards from afar are not as good as cash in the hand (Duma).

Off to Why Not Restaurant I go and another great pancake. I tell Waitress to inform cook I will marry her (cook) tomorrow. Waitress tells her , and adds : "cook is single". Return to my room randy after seeing BG , will I whank myself or keep it for Doe Eye tomorrow morning ? Cause I am so randy , I now realise it was a mistake deleting DE's last txt msg. Now do not have cell number to contact her either. Want her to come tonight too , on my arrival in Cebu. No sex in Duma and have got no cookies in the oven (Cebu). Bobo Babe working far away , Fingers Lady has returned to Davao , Shorts girls give me the shits. So its a throw of the dice tonight (Spider and Fly , Alyssa at Ayala). I refuse to purchase sex venue girls (GoGo Bar , Whorehouse etc). Dont like their pro' attitude any more. Been on the receiving end of their attitude before , enough , enough.

How about Cobra dancing girl downtown ? Snakey eyes , round body and keen on me. But no , I am a man of principles and will not fuck sex venue girls : ) Psychologically , I feel if I pay a barfine I am desperate , but of course we know its all a matter of testosterone levels. When testo' very high we get a bang any which way (incl. sex venue girls) and have no 'principles' or qualms about where the pussy is coming from : )

More problems with Internet in Duma'. Think its not a good town for Internet connections. Biggest difficulty has been .. uploading this Diary and getting hotmail. Off to Shopping Mall to see if its a good perv spot and/or future recruiting option. I can now say : "forget the Shopping Mall too". Trike driver said "the best" , well I have got news for him : "the worst". Once again a Mall with no character , class or functionality. Especially when it comes to whoring. Forget "Lee Super Plaza" fella's , not Monger (predator) friendly and not one respectable chick sighted on any of the floors. Lets face it , a gal with looks would head for Cebu City and not hang around economically depressed Dumaguete. She's not going to bang for peanuts when there is real money to be had in Cebu City. Exception : BG , but once she has got confidence , living away from parents etc , she'll migrate to where the money 'n mongers are : Cebu City. Spent two hours at Int Cafe , ate , drank then to the Pier and Ocean Jet to Cebu City.

WASTE NOT , WANT NOT At 'X' accom , this roach was lying on the floor outside my door for 24hrs. Doesnt say much for the cleaner , does it : ) Waste not , want not. Send it off to Thailand , where the "Backstreet Girls" (Siam Cof Shop) will devour it : )

On arrival in Cebu , straight to Alyssa perv spot , Ayala Mall. 'A' (guy) was there and I was in the mood for listening , most prob 'cause I was a bit tired from the drawn out four hour trip Duma-Cebu. Ayala certainly is pervers paradise. There was one girl in particular , around 8.75 on a scale of ten , that caught my eye and everyone elses eye. We'll call her Gwapa (= beautiful). She was going in and out of Ratsky's. Saw guys actually follow her in there. Unusual for flips to do that.

She was something like the Spider drawing the Flies into her web , inside Ratsky's. For sure , they followed her in through the doors , never to return.

She had everything , face body , stylish clothes. In addition she had a 'prostitute bag' , which was out of character with the rest of her gear. Could she be trolling for customers ? She did not look the type , but that bag was a big hint , so into Ratsky's I go to get a close up of her and see if she is sitting by herself waiting for the customer of her choice or what.

Enter , and locate her sitting at a table of ten family people. Mumma sitting at head of table , three or four brothers/cousins around her ('Gwapa') Man she is a beauty , and mumma catches me perving on her , grins like a cheshire cat , giving me the come hither look. Mumma's eyes and body language were saying : "you like my daughter ? , come to me , we can discuss it". For sure I could have stepped up to mumma , said "good evening" and wormed my way into that family gathering , but there were too many guys at the table and I had only 17hrs before my plane took off. Smiled back at mumma and then exited Ratsky's. Stupid , should have joined mumma , had one beer , asked permission to take pic of daughter , swap cells , explain I am leaving Phil in few hours etc. Hindsight is wonderful isnt it : ) Stunning girl. I just wasnt cheeky enough when it counted.

Had three beers at Alyssa outside Ratsky's and then out of there , never to return until next Flipsville tour. No regrets. I enjoyed doing what I did , but I will also enjoy returning home and regaining some sanity , lose the weight I have put on , and get healthy all over again (exercise). To bed , up 2.30am (as usual) type stuff out , start organising my exit from the Philippines.

Its sunk in .. BG (beautiful girl/best girl) of Dumaguete did receive my "bring chicks" txt msg the night before. Why do I say that ? I asked her to txt me and give me her cell phone number again before I leave Phils , and she did not. Message received loud and clear : "get lost". So , no communication with her whilst I am out of the Philippines , and most prob no communication with her when I return to Duma either. Waste of time anyway , not interested in romancing anyone. Slam , bam , thank you mam , way to go.

Today my plane leaves 3.45pm , have DE calling at 10am , quite sure she will call , she is hungry. I have also txt'd OC (Other Recruiter) to call my room 8am and see if she thinks she can get "2mp" (two months pregnant) University student. If not , then will request an interview of P8000 San Carlos girl. That should be fun. Gotta fill the last few hours with something. Might have two sessions with DE , if OC fails with mentioned targets. Possibly San Carlos girl can play with my balls for P1000 ? : ) She'd cost too much for a bj and would most prob be lousy anyway. At P8000 she obviously thinks she is gods gift to all men.

The end is nigh.

First some medicine for a sore throat and cold I have just developed. Eat at Kiwi 7am. Then harrass OC (txt) for a girl. Be sucked by DE. No plans to bang her , just want the best BJ and will tell her so. Its all happening : )

Final hours countdown :

OC was not answering her cell , switched off , load problems , battery problems , whatever. Anyway , I said goodbye to her over cellphone day before , so she is not paying attention. Doe Eye arrives late , but at least she arrived. Usual regulation fuck 'n suck .. something is better than nothing. Yes I did fuck her , after a girl sucks your dick , its hard to resist following it up with a bang.

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You might realise I removed pics of DE above. Why ? Brothers are honing in on me. Enough said. Cover my ass , and took her close up pic off website too. DE made some reference to her brothers and them commenting on my bedsheets. Are they perving on this website ? You see , gave copy of pics to DE and she stupidly gives to brothers. They now want a piece of the action ($). Better lower DE's website profile (remove) and also get out of town : )

Because DE arrived late and stayed longer than usual , there was no time for any other girls. It was simply ................... 

THE END :

And yes , no prizes for guessing who's 'end' that is above (PIC removed). I asked her for the pose. She was not worried about being slammed in the ass either , in fact I think she thought it was coming , but alas , I did not poke hers or any of the girls asses during FFF5. Normally I bang a few in the bum , but not this trip , most probably cause none of them needed to be reminded of who is d' boss ! Perhaps there is a growing respect for Thommo in the Philippines ?

Thailand is a different matter. Got to slam them in the ass whenever possible. They think they are the boss. Gotta remind them .. d' buyer sets the "rules of encounter" and not the seller. I like disciplining the Thais , like it a lot. Not so much need for discipline in the Philippines , where they respect foreigners. Except the scam artists of course. They don't respect anyone or anything.

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So , from this point on it was a case of :

To the airport , in the plane , and begin the 're-entry' phase , ie , start thinking about .. the real world.

For sure I will not go to Brazil in 1st week of Feb as per plan and ticket , too much unreal world stuff (whoring , voyeuring , drinking , clowning) too soon , is not good. Wait until I am hungry , and then travel again = value for money. I enjoyed FFF5 , but need space between it and next FFF to retain my sanity and regain health and fitness.

Too much of anything is not good for anyone. Hunger , there must be genuine 'hunger'.

Hunger from us to slam em , and hunger from them to deliver (eat cake : )

Think I will be genuinely hungry again , 1st week of March 07 .....

.................... Bizarre Brazil , here I come.

Not so much clowning there , they would not understand me anyway (language barrier).

Voyeurism and pics to the max ... Brazil.

Braziliera's love posing in the nude , they cant see any sense in having their pic taken with their clothes on. That was 1995. What has the Internet done to them by now ?

Different kind of Diary. You can be sure of that.

For me ... the best and most probably biggest Diary I will ever put out ...

FFF6 - Brazil

Then I will have completed my lifes work (shaggin whores) ,

and its the 'Mongers Retirement Village' for me : )