Big Ben has struck 1am ,

 

FISHIN FOR FUN - 3
 

HI FOLKS ! 

Here we go with the 'Daily Diary'.

Direct from d' Front .... Philippines. Yeh we flipped the coin and Flipsville came up as our first stop.

Saun is with me , but as usual wants to be left out of proceedings. Wise man : ) 

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Daily Diary

 

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No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service.

 
 

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Snoopy was unable to make it.

 

The Snoopy Camera did not arrive before lift off. Version One of Snoopy was available but it is the latest and superior Version Two that I wanted. Will have it for FFF4 thats for sure. No probs , still have new regular digital camera with me.

Stay with us ... some new destinations this trip , but first base camp - Cebu City. Will I contact full bussomed , slim waisted Bambi , Nursing Student ? Or will I view her as 'water under the bridge' and look for new stuff ? Should I enquire about that waitress who left Cebu Restaurant and resettled in Davao City ? Will I maintain my newly found role as Voyeur ?

A decided yes to the last question .... voyeur I am forever. There is just so much ice cream a guy can eat in a life time and its getting to the stage where the only babes I am interested in nowadays are the ones who are not interested in (ageing) me .... ie , non whores around 20-22yrs of age. Yes , they are available if I want to talk 'marriage bullshit' , but prefer not to get involved in that kind of 'deception'.

Throughout my life its been all or nothing , so nothing it might be , but you never never know , until you go, go , go and give it yet another try. Last trip (FFF2) was short on quantity but 'ok' in quality , especially with my last one ..... Bambi. Anymore Bambi's in the cupboard ? I will find out : )

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It's now 11.05pm Thurs and I've arrived in the Philippines and I am sitting at Shakeys Pizza Fuente Osmena (Cebu) with a jug of draught beer and my laptop. Originally thought I'd skip the details of getting here (Phil) and get straight to the 'meat'. But as the hours have ticked by , starting to feel uncomfortable about that , and so I now go back to the start of my trip ... airport back home :

In a long queue. Cute young kid with Phil Mother and her Hubby. He tells me he's got a bar in the Philippines (sucker). He's taking a huge number of suitcases and boxes back to the Philippines ... the 'full catastrophe' (zorba). No cuties in the queue checking their bags in. Later on , outside Departure Gate I spy a cute Filipina with an old falang/americano. How did he get her , I am wondering. She's got looks , personality and doesnt look anything like a whore.

Then there is an overweight bald 50's guy sitting opposite me. Young Filipina in shorts gets up to join boarding gate queue , he says : .. "Can I take your pic" , she says "No". Then he quickly says : "do you know how to zoom with these cameras". He's got a cellphone camera. She comes across and shows him how to zoom. I am quite sure he knows how to zoom , but is just trying to strike up a conversation with her. Once she shows him how to zoom , she is off. Strike 1 he missed out.

In the plane and first meal is served. Woman next to me shovels the food down like she hasnt eaten for days. Very fast , and cleans up every single scrap. I can see all this out of the corner of my eye and it puts me off eating a little. I slow down and look away from her , so I cant see her pig style eating. Many hours later the plane is approaching Manila and the gormadiser (woman) strikes up conversation with me and on request , I give her accommodation addresses in Cebu and Bangkok. She says "you've been around". I said "you'd be surprised" : )

Exiting the plane I notice the overweight bald 50's lad trying to chat up two other teenage girls. They ignore him. But I am thinking ... this guys got the right attitude. He believes he can get young non whore girls and yet he is overweight , bald , and clearly in his 50's. Good on him. Way to go. Eventually he will hook a nice one.

At the Immigration queue I find myself right next to the cute one with the old guy (Airport of Departure). Find out he is her father ! Soos Maria. Jealous no more , he can have her , especially when she's his daughter : )

I help a first time visitor to the Philippines then over to Domestic Airport and Cebu plane takes off. Sixty mins later arrived back 'home'. Catch my usual 'Friends' Limo but price now P375 (was P250 not long ago). 'Gasoline prices' , they say , justifying increase. I ask how much is gasoline nowadays and driver says P38 per litre. Yeh , well in a poor country like the Phil , P38 per litre is a lot.

It's great to be back again amongst the smiling filipino faces. Not that folks ignore me in the West (hansum/charming : ) but you know a smile here (in the East) can mean much more .... you know what I mean : ) Thats the difference. In the East , there are opportunities at every twist and turn , especially if your younger than me. Virtually nil opportunities for me in the West. Anyway , gave up on Western babes in 1968 , yeh that far back. Havent touched a white lady since then. Proof that I am a 'true believer'. The question is , are you ? Or are you still hedging your bets with the occasional white woman ? If so , shame on you ! : )

And , to confuse the enemy , which is 'stalking' me and trying to meet up with me (not you , the enemy : ) , I decided to stay at a new location. Came bearing gifts of course , el cheepo boxes of chocolates (U$4 each). New accommodation is an exhorbitant U$10 per day similar to previous abode. Lady in charge has known me for almost 20yrs and knows what to expect (molls , molls and more molls : ) , hence the reason for staying there. Nice location in a leafy street , quiet , modest quality rooms. Suits a semi retired impoverished Monger like me.

First thing , to Robinsons and buy that chocolate I have been dreaming about for the last three months. I get there and soos ! they only had a new version with crunched biscuits inside of it. A block of chocolate with greasy el cheepo biscuits inside , no thanks : ) Dream burst , health saved : )

Next to the Internet Cafe and see if I have got the right settings for connection to the Internet. Yep , everything working. Good , I can upload this page on schedule. Following Internet Cafe ...

ARENA KTV

... to Arena KTV in Reclamation area. Supposedly the best KTV in Cebu. Entrance = P200 consumables. After that P90 per beer. Sign outside says : "no deadly weapons". I point at my trousers where the dick resides , security have a laugh. I go inside , and find two levels , upstairs a balcony and perving on whats going on downstairs. Ground level , a stage and cat walk for 'showtime' , lounge chairs and a circular bar where you can sit free from the 'Ladies Drinks' scenario. A mix of good lookers and tired looking whores in attendance. Lots of girls , mostly attractive or 'lookers'. The tired looking ones put me off a bit , especially cause it's 48hrs since I have slept : ) Add to that , there was a strong cigarette smell in the place. 

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PIC ..... Tourist type pic. Arena KTV ... daytime and all locked up. No possibility of pic at night methinks. Doubt if they'd let a person enter with a camera either. Sex Venues like to keep a low profile and know many pics end up on the Internet. So this sneaky pic was taken early in the morning. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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So within 20 secs of entering Arena I exited , and caught a taxi out the front. Thought it was the same taxi that dropped me off a minute ago. We talked a lot and when we got to "Badger Bar" out past Town and Country Mall I look for the meter and find no meter. Normally first thing I do , when car takes off look down at meter and see what it says. Didnt this time , mistake. Driver says : "We have a minimum charge of P100 Sir". I say : "I am not a tourist , I am a whorist P50". He said : The meter is P60. I hold a P100 note towards him but do not let go of it. Normally I get the change first then hand over the bill. Your at a disadvantage if they have your bill in their hand and then go scrummaging for change. He says "no change". I say , ok I go inside (Badger Bar) and get change. So as I began walking away from the taxi he quickly retorted : "Oh I have change". He handed me the P40 , I handed him the P100 bill.

I tell ya , taxi drivers in Cebu City are deteriorating. Long way to go before they catch up to Manila mind you , but they will get there eventually.

Walked into Badgers , music bloody loud , no one I know there etc so back out again. All within 20 seconds : )

Next taxi driver was a laid back relaxed guy. As we motored along I said : "girl not prostitute where". He says "Jonquerra". Jesus , if anyone knows Jonquerra they know he is far from the truth with that one. Back to my accom , pick up umbrella (its raining) and laptop. Decided to type this report out at Shakeys Fuente.

I'm tired , have not slept for 48hrs.

BAMBI :

Forgot to tell you , earlier on , I made contact with Bambi (FFF2) , she tells me she has scooped an American guy on the Internet. He sends her U$500 every month (Pesos 25,000). He's never met her in the flesh , all based on a photo I took of her previous trip (FFF2). And here am I about to shag her brains out for U$20/P1000 a night and he is sending P25,000 a time. Yes , I know gave her P2000 first time (FFF2) but I always go down in price once I have entered a girl the first time. Exception : If she was cheap from the start , I dont go down further. Not a cheap charlie , just want reasonable value (Note : Monthly basic wage around P4/5000 , so 1 is more than enough).

I intend to shag her vigorously from this point on. Once her 'sponsor' (Americano) arrives in the Philippines I will step back and not partake of Bambi again (gentleman : ). Of course I am sure she would continue shagging with me If I wanted. Why ? Even though its only P1000 , these girls can not get enough money. They have a big extended family to support most of the time , and no doubt they like to squirrel some money away for a rainy day. A Filipino saving money ? Unlikely : )

She tells me her Filipino boyfriend has been given the flick. He only asked for money didnt give her any. A burden. I have introduced her to 'generous foreigners ways' and now she is hooked on foreigners and the cash flow that ensues.

Yeh , gotta shag her ass off , get lots of cock sucking etc before I say goodbye to her. This American guy who's coming to meet her might be the marrying kind and take her back home with him.

No doubt she will tell him its her "first time" (with a foreigner) etc and all that stuff , which he will believe. Only a newbie/sucker would send U$500 p/m to someone he has not even met.

And here was me October to January sending her P100 in envelopes about 3/4 times whilst absent from the Philippines. Total of P3/400. Whereas he has sent somewhere between P25-50,000 , by now , and all based on a photo I took and gave to her.

The question is : are you sending U$500 per month to an attractive nursing student in Cebu City ?

If so , I will keep her 'off the streets' for you , until you arrive : ) 

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ADD : I began to shutdown the laptop and as I was doing so looked out Shakey's window and see a monger in his 70's with two Freelancers. One is ugly the other is a quite respectable looking tall gal. Both very much street wise though , and thus a security risk. Whilst staring at the Monger to see if its Oljoe or not , cause I know he is in this part of the Philippines right now , the respectable looking gal swung around and caught me looking at her.

So I immediately turned around to my laptop , not wanting to give the impression I was interested. Wouldn't countenance those shifty looking types. Dont want to have to watch everything in my room just to get a fuck. Better for a younger guy , fuck her ass off within a few mins and then kick her out the door ... P500 max , way to go with those types : )

The two draught beers I drank whilst typing this out have now kicked in , so I will walk a hundred metres to Silver Dollar Bar and have one beer and a chat with the owner John. Will ask at door , if he is not there will not enter. John will protect celibate me from the molls : )

ADD2 : Ooops , ooops look out the window again and a foreign guy is walking in with a more than respectable looking non whore. Buck teeth , shorts displaying nice legs , young fresh , innocent. Hot to trot.

I say , Shakeys Fuente fella's , Shakeys Fuente (12 midnight now). Seems to have sufficient activity to be worthy of a brief checkout , say 30 mins. Sit at the two chair table right against the window , thats the one for observing/netting.

Back in my room now , typing this out :

And there's more .... as I exit the front of Shakeys I find the two Freelancers standing alone and empty handed. Old guy has moved on. Wonder why he knocked them back ? Maybe he had the same thoughts as me ..... security risk ? Unbeknowns to me , they follow me , and then the tall respectable looking gal leans forward from behind and whispers .. "Sir".

Oh , oh , I think I hear the voice of a katoey/billyboy (gay). I dont look around , change direction slightly and increase the pace of my walk. That got rid of them : )

Outside Silver Dollar , I ask : "John here , John John". Yes says the Security. I repeat : "John here , John". Yes , he says , and opens the door. I enter , look around , no John , so out of there. Five seconds for that one : )

Back to my new lodgings. Its a long time since Ive slept. Tomorrow haircut (Filipinas like short hair) , get new Cellphone Card , confirm Bambi is calling that night etc.

Life in the fast lane : ) 

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PIC's of Babes .... We will only display those that we think are safe to place on the Internet. We might like to return to the same town , venue or babe in the future and dont want to risk 'mud on our face' , when we do return. Eyes are blotched out where we think babe might be 'problematic' in the future. Unfortunate , but I will always protect No.1. ..... my ass : )
 

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1. Tilt screen to see pics (below).

2. This page was online a bit late (Sunday). Apologies , but had to decide whether to go to Internet Cafe and put online or have a shower and meet Mona Lisa (see below). Gave priority to meeting Mona Lisa : ) 

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So , the night before I got to bed 1am , up 5am fidgety. 8am walk to Barbers , large sign on front door says : WE ARE OPEN. But of course its not open. To cellphone shop where shop assistant accosted me (FFF2). I said : You remember my hansum face. She says yes. I say when , she says : September 2005. Spot on. I said : "you win the prize". Then get her to load up the cell. Got cell tags in small leather day bag I bought in Thailand (FFF2) and now cell charged. Ready for business (handing out cell numbers).

Next I go to Ayala Restaurant (AR) for breakfast-lunch (brunch) and notice a particular babe missing. "She's on duty tonight " says the other gal. Cashier is prego. Told waitress to tell Cashier , "she has not been faithful to me , I am disappointed". Notice they put a bottle of Tomato Sauce (Ketchup) on my table. Good , I will quickly empty that on their baked beans dish. Ketchup is loaded with Lycopene , suitable for my particular condition.

Back to Barbers , open now but the boss , who is the only one who cuts hair isnt there. "10am" says the girl. I walk in a northerly direction to another Barber shop , some 10mins away. Get there and its closed down/out of biz. Now walk in a Southerly direction to Rustans on Mango Ave. Along the way see a "Thai Massage" joint in an alleyway. Looks like trad Thai not sex. Arrive at Rustans and find its closed down. Now I have been going to that joint on and off for 15 years at least. Now its no more , gone broke (bankrupt) I presume.

Back to Barber , boss is there and she does a good job of cutting my hair for P70. Wants to colour my hair too for P600. They are always looking for a dollar this mob : ) Tell her : "no , if hair colour me hansum and many chicks. Many chicks means many problems , better no chicks and no problems". She understands , and the staff who are listening to every word I say , understand too , that is : chicks = 'problems' : )

Back to my room short siesta , still tired from lack of sleep and long plane trip before.

Wake up , type this out , then to change money Ayala and visit a friend who drinks at the same watering hole everyday. Imagine spending four hours everyday stuck at a bar drinking beer non stop. Is that a life ? Good guy and an acquaintance I met in Cebu many years ago. Didnt tell him I am in town , and didnt tell him I would be calling today.

Planned to check chick scene Colon St today but didnt , time ran out. Might do that tomorrow. So tonight is Bambi. Waste of time and money taking her somewhere. Will get her to call at my room and get down to business early (fucking).

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After a big break , I am now back on the laptop , but my memory is rather blank. Been drinking a bit and 'lost it' methinks. Anyway , what I remember is this :

Met pal at his watering hole , significant number of good looking chicks in attendance. Later on , we go outside and sit at 'x' (name with-held , see explanation below). Heavens there are a lot of pretty girls , some actually gorgeous (better looking than Arena) , moving around , but most staring at a large screen showing a movie. Problem is they are mostly 16/17yrs of age. By 9.30pm the movie is over and then they scatter/disappear. Even so sufficient numbers of 'lookers' (still 16/17yrs in the main) walking around. If your youngish , suggest you take a seat at the 'x' spot , you might snare a pretty one. Yeh cant divulge spot right now cause 'stalker' is reading this page and is likely to front up at the same place and spoil everything. Will fill in name of place later when I think its safe to do so. Then you can come and perv on the gorgeous girls (weekends 8pm on best) , especially if you sit at 'x' spot.

Tomorrow night might take some snoopy shots of the teeny boppers , so you know what I am talking about. Will have flash disabled for a lower profile. Then transfer to computer and add 'brightness' to shots. Will see how it works out. This is where I need that miniature specialist low light camera ('snoopy'). Next trip : )

So enough perving on teenies , time to rumble. Bambi calling 10pm after her classes etc.

BANGIN BAMBI :

Back home I go and she arrives only 15 mins late , good for a Flip : ) Into bed we go , much grinding , sucking , fucking etc. She is becoming relaxed in my company. 3/4 months of romance (letters from abroad) now the real deal. With the chicks , I prefer letters to email. There is a reason , explain another day.

By the time 'sponsor' (Americano) calls she will be a nice whore : ) 9am next morning she showered , and whilst in shower I slipped P1000 into her bag. A pay cut yes , will find out how she takes it later. Told her to call 10pm next night too , gotta bang her brains out and make a nice whore of her before 'boyfriend' (sponsor) arrives. By then he will owe me a few beers for training her : )

For sure this morning I have to check out the Colon scene. The girls at Ayala are a little better off financially and thus harder to 'poach'. Whereas the Colon girls are more impoverished , down to earth and approachable. Haven't handed out a single cell tag , as yet. I am becoming more of a tourist as time goes by.

So tourist Thommo heads off downtown with camera in bag. First stop sleazy downtown dance places but can see they would not make much of a pic. Walls so filthy and signs so decrepit doubt if you could make out what pic is all about. Walk to Gaisano Metro , the heart of downtown whoring , take some pics there. Walk to Fort San Pedro where I originally met Bambi , and take pics there. Sufficient number of respectable looking and approachable working class girls walking around Colon St etc but , being a celibate , I am not allowed to approach them : ) Back to Mango Avenue and take pics of GoGo Bar area , then back home and select six of the 45 shots I took. The other 38 went to the recycle bin. Will place those six pics online later.

Now , out to Ayala and see if I can get pics of the cuties (discreet without flash) to give you some idea of what I saw the night before. Unfortunately most of them are under age (16/17yrs). Will come back next year and bang em : ) I like the new spot 'x' (name supplied later) , seems to have spider and fly (procurement) potential. Only problem .... I can't turn back the clock and look young : ) You'd have to be in your twenties to snare the Ayala teeny boppers , methinks. Illegal anyway : )

Got Bambi calling on a regular basis now (providing she accepts pay cut) , so don't have to score , got a babe already. Relax , perv , take some pics , back to room and bang bambi. Ho hum , life wasnt meant to be easy : )

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What happened at Ayala Entertainment Centre (AEC) ?

First , let's explain ... its not an entertainment centre as we know it. Its just Bo's Coffee Club , Tequila Jo's (with live band but no dancing) , Ratsky's (with live band and dancing) and some other sit down restaurant/bar type places.

I arrived at AEC around 5pm and met someone I know at one of the watering holes there. Around 6pm his wife came along and carted him away 'screaming' . I then took up residence at 'x' (provide name later , discretion best right now) and then it happened. I was so busy socialising with waiter , waitress , people on other tables , folks passing by , taking sneaky pics without flash , 'observing' girls on the troll etc , and yes I drank , drank , drank. So much so that I started drinking water to sober up , then I went back to drinking (beer) again , then water , then beer , and so on.

Firstly three respectable looking 'part time' hookers came along , slowing their walk down as they neared my table. I gave em a quick look but not a 'join me' look. They took a table about 4 mtrs from me to my left. Twenty minutes later I noticed they had scored x 2 young falangs (foreigners) and so they didnt need me anymore : )

At 'x' the night before , I told the girl she is the "top waitress in cebu city". That thrilled her. Tonight I see a falang (foreigner) has propped at the bar and talking to her. The conversation was going on too long , so I wrote a short note which the male waiter passed on to her : "ako jeloos" (I am jealous). Joking of course , and she knows it. Later I invited waiter and waitress to Ratsky's Disco with me when 'x' closes down (12 m/n). However that was scuttled when 'Mona Lisa' arrived on the scene.

MONA LISA - MANY HUNTER

So now , there is this cute little number walking towards me. She takes the table to the left and behind me a little , only a short 2mtrs away and orders a San Mig Light (same I am drinking). I whisper to Waiter : 'Hooker' ? He says , "No I think she is waiting for her boyfriend". About 25 or more mins down the track I see she is still sitting by herself. I query the waiter : "Can you ask her if I can join her table" ?

He said : "yes , but be careful , many hunter".

He came back and said she agrees I join (shy guys get nowhere : ). So I collect my camera etc and join her. Her long hair parted dead centre hanging down the sides and over her shoulders , slutty japanese eyes (I like), perennial smile on the face and high cheek bones. She is a calm quiet mouse doesnt say much at all , just smiles. I immediately think of Mona Lisa. Tuesday 7th I will put pic of this babe , ML (Mona Lisa) on this page , and you will see what I mean. Hope she is photogenic. I was under the influence (beer) at the time , hope she looks ok when I am sober next time I meet her : )

Now , Ive got a predicament. Bambi is calling to my room tonight 10pm. So , when I went to the toilets , I cell phone Bambi and tell her I've met a guy havent seen for years and will be a little late. Can she call 12 midnight instead ? , she says "yes". Then ML's girlfriend (GF) joins us but doesnt want to drink anything. Looks a light skinned University Student type. ML says Monal Lisa (ML) is a Receptionist. I tell her I am a whorist .. she doesnt understand : )

So into Ratsky's the three of us go , packed , hundreds of folks. Only tables available are upstairs so thats where we go. Drinks reasonable , think it was P70 for San Mig Light x 3 , no charge for entrance. Band/Singer reasonable , everyone lively and enjoying themselves including myself and the girls. We dance etc (unusual for me to dance , but I'm drunk : ). I look at my watch , its time to return to my room and Bambi. I give ML P500 to buy some more drinks , and tell her : "I am lolo (grandpa) , drink too much beer must go home , see you 5pm same place tomorrow". She smiles her Mona Lisa smile and agrees to meet me next day. I'm off , got some serious fucking with Bambi. Beer , dancing and smiling is all very well , but fucking takes precedence over that , especially when a body like Bambi's is involved.

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PIC ..... "Mona Lisa" (at Ratsky's Disco - AEC). See girl in pink top looking up at me ?. Dats ML (21yrs old). Next night , meeting her again and will get a close up pic of her face and show ya .... "Cebu's - Mona Lisa". Close up she looks sexy , fresh , wholesome , gotta see it ! Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Bambi arrives and tells me 'sponsor' hasnt sent money as arranged. I am thinking , he is most probably reading this page and having second thoughts about 'money transfers' : )

But in actual fact , think she was just hinting , she's not happy with P1000 I put in her bag last time. I said to her : "dont worry I can help you" , in other words I'll revert back to ... P2000. She's got a good body , no midget , about 5'5" or 5'7", boobs bigger than average etc. In reality worth every bit of P2000 (LT .. 10/11hrs). Dont want to lose her , she is my "bread and butter babe". With P2000 confirmed , it just means she will get less sleep. Hope she understands that : ) Mona Lisa is smaller than Bambi , small boobs , but has a wonderful aura about her. A nice contrast ... the Amazonian Lady (Bambi) and d' Mouse (Mona Lisa).

Much humpin , pumpin 'n suckin with Bambi .. gotta get value : ). Around 9am in morning she showers , and whilst doing so I slip P2000 in her bag , she kisses me , and then off to classes. Told her "come back two days time" (dont want to fork out P2 every day) and also want a chance to taste Mona Lisa , if ML looks respectable/pretty enough through sober eyes , when next she calls. I will be cold sober next time I see her , and compare her to Bambi.

Before starting this trip , I planned to go to some new places eg Dumaguete and Cagaya de Oro , but you know : "when on a good thing stick to it". Bambi is just that , so I will stay put in Cebu City for the time being.

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MONA LISA of Cebu ... snared via the Spider and Fly technique (Ayala Entertainment Centre)

Tilt the screen to get right result.

21yrs old , I've checked ID , 22 in a few months time. Ideal for deviate Thommo : )

Chopped out gal to her left. That gal has local boyfriend , who I have met (= danger if I put his woman online).

 

Hope your not sponsoring this one (Mona Lisa) too ! ? : )

Please do not sponsor , bang yes , sponsor no ....... T

So for now , some of you might be curious re Bambi .V. Mona Lisa

Bambi is a bigger girl , nice slim waist but bigger girl. For sure not sharing her pic with anyone. Got an 'uncomfortable' feel about doing that. One of the reasons I am happy , I try to only do things I feel comfortable with. I am not into 'pushing the envelope' , like the majority of folk. Pushing the envelope re health , finances , relationships etc , thats not me.

So there you are , I have a nice little Harem ..... Bambi and Mona Lisa. One compliments the other. What more could an ageing monger want ?

I might have to limit pics from this point on. Lots viewing this page consequently downloads very high = cost me with webhost. I am not paying additional money for guys to perv on pics : ) You will have to get by with Mona Lisa for the time being. Enjoy. She's my kind of gal. I know I will 'enjoy' : )

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Yeh , well let me go back in time/bactrack , to last night.

Arranged to meet Mona Lisa at same 'x' Spider and Fly spot , AEC (Ayala Entertainment Centre) 5pm as you know. Opted for showering and getting to that appointment instead of uploading Page.2 (above). Consequently page two was uploaded very late. Priorities ... meeting babe more important : )

As it turns out , got to AEC 4.40pm , that is , early. Friend was drinking in nearby watering hole so joined him and kept eye on SF (Spider Fly) spot. I talked too much , look at watch and its 5.15pm , rushed outside took up seat at SF , same seat where I met Mona (Lisa) day before. 5.30pm , came , then 5.45pm , no Mona Lisa , asked Waiter : "You think she come" ? He said 'Filipino style , she will come 6pm'. Hope he is right cause I dont like 'hangin around' and at this stage very sad and despondent cause I had treated the girl right the night before. I didnt deserve being 'jilted' : )

Rejection ? Have I come to the end of the road in my whoring career ? I know I am perilously close to it , but have I actually arrived at the end , whereby gals start to stand me up ? Is it the end ? These were the fearful thoughts spinning through my head.

Other thoughts right now (typing this out) : I remember the night before , Filipino/Pinoy guy arrived alongside me at balcony (Ratsky's Disco). He looked down on Mona and her girlfriend dancing together. I was drunk and thought he was perving on Mona , so smiling I said to him : "thats mine the one in pink top". He said , 'I know , mine is her girlfriend'. That could have been bullshit and Mona was his girlfriend , which would have explained why Mona had not fronted next day (now) .....

[Switching time zones/tenses , hope your not getting confused , I know I am ]

...... One thing I like about Mona , she does not have a cellphone. Her girlfriend is forever fidgeting with her cell and receiving text messages etc. Little Mona just sits there like a quiet mouse and smiles. She is the type who speaks when she is spoken to (shy). Her girlfriend is confident and a tad cheeky , Mona is shy. Consequently their relationship works : )

6pm arrives , no 'Mona'. 6.15pm arrives , I decide to go , then say to myself : "hang on , good perving here , drink some more beer , leave 7pm. If not here by 7pm she can get stuffed , forget her". Then 6.20pm and she arrived , saved my ego and whoring career : ) I always had better looking Bambi up my sleeve anyway , but its nice to have two (or three or more : ) babes up the sleeve.

In retrospect I realise now , the night before , Mona's girlfriend had texted her boyfriend to join at Ratskys so he and she could have a free night on 'Joe' (me). Mona is not the type to do that , she is too respectful , would ask permission first. I like these shy respectful Mona types , and so bang em hard and long. Brings out the 'beast' in me : )

As you know , the 'Mousey' types and 'Slutty Eye' types are my favourite. Mona has got both 'qualities'.

So , next meet it'll be : 'rumble in the jungle' , no more Mr Nice Guy , get it on and get it good : )

Arrangement now is ... meeting Mona , same time same place for second time in a row. Last time I will meet her there , otherwise one of you younger guys might prop same place and snare her before me. Have you worked out the name of 'x' spot ? Will tell ya later , when I am out of town : )

So , I wait in great anticipation .... of slipping in between Mona's delicate legs. Tasty honey , I presume. Will see.

So for next meet , bewitching hour at AEC arrives and she is late again , but not as late as time before. Girlfriend in tow , but after 30mins or so , girlfriend departs (pre-arranged I suspect). Good , I am left alone with Mona. She sits there quietly drinking San Mig Light , same as me , we are buddies. Time came to split and take her back to my room for a 'road test'. About 30mtrs from my place she stops and says "where are we going" ? To my room , says I. She says "have to go home .. my father" (her Mother died 10yrs ago). I said : "but your Father only gets P2500 per month pension , if you stay tonight you can take some money home to him". Money talks : )

So into my room we go , start with watching tv , got some more San Mig Light in , she'll need it to get over the shy barrier. Time came when I did the 'towel routine' on her .... to shower , come out with only towel wrapped around me , put her hand under towel on cock , she looks at me and seems to be thinking : "oh no , do I have to do this" : ) Then cock to the mouth , she hesitates and does best she can. I stand her up and start to undress her , she finishes it off. Legs a tad slim for me and boobs lacking (compared to bambi) but she is so sweet and carnal , it was a delight to slip between her legs. Finished off with an anal .... d' boss , just letting her know , I am d' boss : )

During the night we had three rounds , nice 'n carnal , but she stayed timid during all three. Think if I got to know her , she'd lose her timidity (dont they all ? : ) 10am out the door she goes with P1000 in her purse and P100 for taxi. I'll hear about it later if she does not approve (of 1000). Bambi tonight , bigger girl , more sexy , more pro-active. Life's good : )

NOTE : I might be going out of town soon. Some Internet Cafes do not allow private computers being used , dont know why. Typical Phil nonsense. Hopefully wherever I go , I will be able to hook up.

But first bambi : ) 

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You know , I go overseas to escape routine. Now , I am slippping into a routine overseas. This means its time to 'move on' to another town or another country.

Did not get to Cebu downtown for reconnoitre , not sure what I did. One thing .... bought two pairs of stylish pants. Helps me look younger : ) Then to same watering hole , same bar companions , then 8pm back to the room to prepare for Bambi. Good girl , she is relatively punctual , compared to Mona. Maybe she is better organised cause she is a Nursing Student. No mention of 'sponsor' , which most probably means he is still sending her money or at least communicating with her regularly.

Bambi now knows what is expected of her. I just stand fully clothed in front of her whilst she is watching the tv , almost blocking her view. She looks up at me , I smile , she knows , unzippers pants and sucks cock. Good girl. She's getting more enthusiastic with cock sucking etc and always interested in my reaction , that is , whether I am satisfied or not. Always think she is on a self induced training programme. Fine tuning her sex act for 'Sponsor' when he finally arrives ? Only problem is .. I am paying for the lessons : )

She had better perform for him , after all the money he has pumped into her : )

Bambi is good for me. After an all night session I feel all the tension out of my body , relaxed and harmonious. Not the same with Mona , who does not leave me fully satisfied , cause she does not respond. Lets me fuck her but doesnt fuck me : ) Carnal , yes Mona is carnal , that helps , but ya couldnt say she was sexy : ) So Bambi is out the door but not before asking her to call in two days time. I tell her , 'not every night' cause I dont want to interfere with her studies , but of course , I want Mona to alternate with her : )

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Today , I must satisfy my curiosity re downtown recruiting potential. Havent checked it out for some time. Might be superior to Ayala etc as the girls downtown (Shop Assistants and Shoppers) are more 'hungry' and more in need.

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Tonight is 'Ladys Night' at both Ratsky's Disco and Sunflower Disco. Sunflower is more suited for predatorial duties , but Ratksy's has the advantage of tables and chairs outside the disco (eg 'x' spot which I can now tell you .. is called : "Alyssa Venotica") , making it possible to prop and see all the girls entering/exiting and thus 'pounce' if the opportunity presents itself. Sunflower is only predatorial inside , Ratksy's has potential 'outside' as well.

Its Mona's turn to suck my cock tonight. She will be with me at Ratsky/Sunflower. That wont stop me from 'observing' and assessing Ratsky/Sunflower potentials on 'Lady's Night'. Will Spider and Fly with Mona at both venues till about 12 midnight. By that time Mona will have consumed a few San Mig Lights and hopefully lost her 'shyness' : )

It's still day time and I've just got out of a taxi. It's true they are becoming more like Manila taxi drivers as the years tick by. Last taxi I got in , started trip with P105 showing on meter , that is the fare of previous passenger. Told him to wind it back to start (P30) he did. Went to give him tip at end of trip (its a habit of mine) and he tried to rip me off with change. Some other drivers same , they have the previous passengers fare on the meter when they start the journey with you. Others put meter on well before you get in car. I will have to go back to my old technique of carrying a little bag of coins around with me and give the drivers whats on the meter , and nothing more. I suggest .... when taxi takes off , you have a look at the meter and make sure its only showing P30 (flag fall).

Got lazy again and did not check out downtown. It was just not meant to be. In the 1970's to possibly early 80's it was the go , but not nowadays with Ayala and SM up and running. Most of the action has drifted out to those two shopping malls (Ayala/SM).

What am I to do ? OK , shower , eat again , take pics of 'x' spot (Alyssa Venotica) so some of you can try your luck there. Who knows , you might just run into a 'Mona Lisa' one day. For sure its good perving , in the evenings on weekends : )

So what happened ? Well Mona fronted , we went to Alyssa and began our observations. Not as many people went to Ratsky's as I thought there'd be. Dont know , maybe I was impatient to get Mona back to the room and left the area too early ? For sure everything happens on the weekends. Monday to Thursday you need standby chicks like Bambi/Mona and then Frid , Sat , Sund hunt (for more standby chicks : )

Didnt bother going to Sunflower. Why bother when I have someone like Mona with me ?

We went back to my room , lots of hokey pokey , little bit better than time before. Morning , cash in bag , thoughts of contacting Bambi for a more physical experience.

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So , all is revealed (pics above). Note : Pics removed , to save downloads.

You get out of the taxi at the Starbucks entrance to Ayala , walk up Ayala stairs and first on ya right you'll find Bo's Coffee Club , then Tequila Joes (who , by the way , had NO tequila on the night I took these shots ... not that I wanted any : ) and then the official whorist Spider and Fly spot ... "Alyssa Venotica". See left pic above , white caned chairs with blue seats and bar in background. Thats Alyssa. Take the very front table/chair (furtherest from bar) and look towards entrance of Ayala , Bo's on ya left. Chicks will come streaming towards you on weekend evenings. This is where I snared Mona Lisa (front table Alyssa).

Forget Bo's , constipated lot there. I only put Bo's in for identification. And when sitting at Alyssa , you'll find Ratsky's to your right.

Hope , when I come back to Cebu next time , there is a vacant seat for me at Alyssa : ) In fact , I hope Alyssa itself is still there. Time I took this pic , they only had one can of San Mig Light , only one. Not a good sign. Rents are incredibly high in Ayala. If ya haven't got beer to sell , how can ya pay the rent ? : )

 

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I quote my last relevant sentence , Page.4 : "We went back to my room , lots of hokey pokey (Mona Lisa) , little bit better than time before. Morning , cash in bag , thoughts of contacting Bambi for some more vigorous exercise".

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But what actually happened ? 'Headless Chook Syndrome' kicked in .... I took off for Manila and texted Mona via her girlfriends cell and texted Bambi too explaining ... Adios !

Hit and run , hit and run. Left Mona and Bambi in the lurch. Way to go , they'd respect me for it. Hang around long enough and they will not respect me , they'll start using me .. if they haven't already : )

So its Manila and LA Cafe for about 22hrs only. Then to Thailand.

On arrival in Manila , walked away from Manila Domestic Airport to catch taxi. At airport the ticket taxi is P500 plus , but the 'regular' taxi I caught cost only P110 (meter). Checked into Hotel , then to Internet Cafe to upload latest page. Cafe listed on our wesbite is already out of business and gone. Found a replacement of sorts. Will have to amend site info on return home.

LA CAFE

Early that afternoon took my camera to LA Cafe thinking it might be easier to 1 : get through front door with camera during day and 2. take pics during day time without flash. Did not happen. Got past Security alright , he did not check my bag , but waitress said : "It's policy , no camera". Need that miniature 'Snoopy' Camera for pics inside LA Cafe. Next trip , FFF4 I will try again with 'Snoopy' : )

Had a chat with the friendly day Manager (LA Cafe) , he is an Americano. Surprised , thought the place was Filipino owned and managed , not so .. all foreign owned and hands on foreign management at that too. I asked him if cameras were ok (mine right next to him in my leather bag at the time : ) , he said "no" , they dont like the idea of camera's on the premises. I've got news for him , I'll sneak miniature snoopy in next trip and take some forbidden shots : )

Then I brought his attention to comments on the Internet , in particular comments by the notorious Thommo and sex website www.whorist.com wherein Thommo alleges pimps control upstairs (to the right at top of stairs) and the girls are only for Koreans. "Not so" , says the Manager. He claims management controls the pimps and kicks them out from time to time , if creating any problems for their biz. He also claims anyone can take those upstairs girls , not just koreans. "Girls upstairs will go with anybody who's willing to pay the price" he says.

"Americans , British , Australians stay in the bottom bar , Arabs like the Sports (Pool) Bar , Koreans like the upstairs bar" , says the Manager.

I will test him out tonight re the upstairs 'korean sector' , and hinted I might get 'influential' Thommo to contact him so korean/pimp factor can be clarified. Misinformation on the Internet we do not want : )

So , I had one beer in the 'Snakepit' (ground floor bar area). It was around 11.30am and there were about twenty girls hangin around , mostly 'desperate dogs' , who did not score night before (hungry : ) A couple of them approached me , but the others saw I did not give those two a chance to even say "hello" , so from that point on they all left me alone (Thommo on the nose : ). Exited LA , nice gal standing outside entrance , looked a bit young. Maybe reason she did not enter (under age) ?.

I like to plan ahead , but rarely stick to my plans. So my plan is : firstly , eat , then nearby Robinsons for Freelancers (Coffee Shops ?). Check LA around 8pm. 9pm take long taxi ride to Caloocan and check out once more 'Desire' Nightclub. Lovely young faces and bodies there four months ago. Might fuck one of them in the VIP box. Will take camera , if they dont let me in with camera I won't enter. Then back to LA (minus camera) for final desperate lunge , back to my room , up fairly early next morning and catch plane to Thailand. "One night in Manila , makes a hard man humble" : )

No time for Vi Mar Lady (FFF2). Would need 2/3 days to secure those ladies , methinks. Put that one in the oven , it'll keep.

OK its 5.15pm , eat then reconnoitre at Robinsons. The things I do for you guys : )

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Eating finished (food no good) .. then walking along M H Del Pilar St I turn into Sta Monica St. (Amazon Hotel/Bar is on the corner). Instructions : keep walking until see first entrance to Robo's (on corner) , ignore that one , continue in same direction along Sta Monica , alongside the Robo' building. Enter this second entrance. Once inside you see Robo's Supermarket on your left then Jollibee on your right. Reckon propped at table alongside rails (Jollibee) would have potential. Keep walking along this ground floor for Freelancer potential.

During my 'tour of inspection' , I was approached by an elderly female pimp : "you want beautiful young girl". I kept walking. Then a she-he (ladyboy/katoey) followed me everywhere I went. At the other end of this ground floor , and on your right , is firstly McDonalds , opened to the passing traffic and then finally Starbucks and others at the tail end of the ground floor. Freelancer potential here I suspect , but I was too early (6.30pm). Overall , I would not be too optimistic about succeeding at Robo's. Your time is better spent at LA Cafe methinks.

On return from Robo's and around 7pm I called into LA Cafe. 'Snake pit' was fairly crowded. Patrolled around the bar and saw about three attractive ones. Two were available , one taken. Suspect they were waiting for upstairs to open at 8pm. Rest of girls were average lookers or worse. Definitely Bottom Feeders Bar ... ground floor.

Back to my room , shower , take camera with me , have a look at upstairs LA Cafe. Will cost me P100 entrance (upstairs) , but worth a peek. Wonder if they will let me in without checking my bag (camera) ? Need camera for second stop .. "Desire" (Caloocan City). Dont want to have to backtrack to Hotel to pick up camera , so taking it with me to LA. It's called "living dangerously" : )

Bewitching hour arrives. I've got my new 'style' dacks (trousers) on , best t.shirt , shoes , watch and quality leather bag I bought in Thailand (FFF2). Reckon I look good , so I feel good. Enter LA Cafe around 8.15pm and downstairs is rockin , full of people. Security checked Filipino bag/s , but not my bag .. racism : ) Sports Bar so-so , no sign of the Arabs Manager was talkin about earlier on in the day. Upstairs I go , P100 to the girl. Whilst she is getting ticket I dance and sway a bit to the great music I am hearing. Girl stamping ticket and my hand , joins in and boogies with me. Manila people are more lively than Cebuano's. In amongst all this pollution , filth and decay the Manila people have got more spunk/life : )

So I check 'Korean Sector' , only a small number of k's there (too early). Go to other side of 'k' room where there is another ticket seller. I ask her : "do the girls only go with koreans up here" ? She says 'most'. I say 75% ? She says : "maybe more" (than 75%). Yeh , that figures , thinks I. Think that day Manager doesnt know what he is talking about. The workers/employees do. She was smiley ,friendly and sounded educated , so I asked one more question : "which ones handsome , koreans or americano's" ? She said : 'Oh , Americano handsome and talented , so talented'. Enough said .. I'm in that group (Americano's , ie , Anglo Saxon) , dont need to hear anymore : )

Melanie/Melai drinks girl fronts up to me , great smile. I order San Mig Light P85 , I hand P100 and tell her 'keep the change'. Her face lights up even more. She seems too smiley and too keen to be a regular trooper so I say to her (thinking she is a newbie) : "how long you work here , one year" ? She said four weeks. I said 'you tagalog girl' (thinking she was from elsewhere) , and she says : "my mother from cebu". That explained her cute non tagalog face. She'd be hot to trot , if you tipped her moderately (P15) all night and slipped her your cell number , you'd get more than just a text message from her I'm sure : )

Yeh well , even this early in the night x 2 female pimps next to me are screamin out to the girls , calling out their names , to come forward and meet the small number of koreans who have just arrived. I like the decor , ambience and spunky drinks girls , but pimp bitches screamin out in my ear I dont like. Then , what seems to be a male filipino pimp , props opposite me and stares. Unfortunate , spoils the otherwise good atmosphere.

Out the door I go , first three taxis refused to take me to Caloocan. They earn more with shorter trips (flag falls). Fourth one in a broken down old rattle trap accepts the mission. Along the way we talk about just about every subject on the planet including religion would you believe. Finally after some confusion we find 'Desire' Night Club. This time , first thing I do is ask for a calling card , so no probs in finding the place next time , if there is a next time. Now got specific address of Desire if you want it.

I enter and find girls are lined up on sofa. Some cuties here lads , some cuties. I decided on one gal , think her name was Sandra , but there were other interesting girls there too. One , more mature than Sandra and seriously good looking. Cost me about P150/60 to get out there by taxi. Best to keep driver , let meter roll , he has a rest and give him P100 tip on top of meter when you return to base (pick up spot eg Ermita).

I sat at the mini bar outside the 'show' room with Sandra (see pic below) and asked her what time she finished. She said "didnt know". Someone pipes up and says 4am. Then I ask her how many days a week she works , she says "dont know" again. Someone pipes up and says she works six days. Then I find out this is Sandra's very first night at 'Desire' , and I am her very first customer. She doesnt know the terms of engagement. Not untypical for girls desperate for work to not ask what the hours etc are in fear it might put off the interviewer. 'Lambs to the Slaughter' : ) Some of the other girls call out to Sandra in the local language saying : "speak to him". Sandra is getting on the job training , and I am paying for it : )

All the other girls and management are thrilled that Sandra scored an Americano on her very first night at Desire. She has a future : )

Experienced lady behind the bar was amused at the way I behaved like Sandra's 'Daddy'. Good vibes at this place , no rip off , but not cheap .. P500 minimum to sit with girl. Admittedly she stays with ya for one hour. There was one 'free' ladies drink involved in that. After first drink , price might go up : ) Better looking babes than I saw at expensive 'model' joints in Quezon City , previous trip (FFF2). Personal view only of course.

OK so originally I thought I would bang someone like Sandra in the box (VIP Box :) , but as usual I was impatient and wanted to return to LA Cafe where its more natural/rudimentary. Desire is kinda 'sophisticated'. Not really my scene. Sandra would be an easy and delicious fuck. Especially cause she asked me for my cell number (keen) , but I am going to Thailand tomorrow , explained that to her. So guys , get on out to 'Desire' , drop your cell number and watch the Desire girls drop their pants. There are some cute numbers out there .. once again personal opinion only : )

Sandra at 'Desire' Caloocan . These 'Desire' girls are available via cell tag technique thus avoiding , in the process , expensive ladies drinks/bar fines etc. See line up of girls behind Sandra , failed to get a good shot of Sandra and girls in background same time. PS : Preferably do not let any other staff member/management see you pass the cell number. Cellphones = venues lose cash flow = girl gets in trouble if she's caught doing out of hours biz with predators like you : ) UPDATE : March , think Sandra is no longer working at Desire. Line up of girls 12 days later was quite different (not so good).

Back to Hotel Ermita. Taxi driver said what a wonderful experience it was having a passenger like me. When we stopped , he extended his hand , we shook (most unusual with taxi drivers) and into my Hotel I go .. quickly type this out , dump camera and "get it on" at LA Cafe. Might bring a little whore back to my room yet : )

Back at LA now. minus camera , and continue survey , asking girl : "which is worst customer". She said : 'Negro and Arabo'. I said : "negro have heart" , she nodded 'no' (no heart). Didnt pursue that any further. I know from years of whoring that Arabs are not popular , no need to enquire re that one either. So , then I said : "which is best customer" ? Her answer : 'korean and japanese'. I said , "why not Americano" (eg me : ) , and she made a sign using her forefingers ... seperating them about 12" inches apart .. 'big cock' was the sign language : ) She then said : 'me korean' (she likes koreans).

Talent upstairs is decidely better than downstairs (Snakepit). But lots of upstairs girls do not make eye contact with me , only a few later on in the night. The occasional Americano comes upstairs but leaves empty handed. My impressions now .... girls prefer koreans (big money small dick) and if anywhere near pimps or koreans they will not talk to ya (non korean). If seperate from 'k' or pimp factor , they will talk to ya , and undoubtedly go with ya if the money is right , but reckon they have got a big price on their head. One 'looker' misunderstood a question of mine and said : "3000/2000" (start at 3 willing to go down to 2). Dont know if that was short time or not. This was around 1am when the girls were getting desperate. Manager said 2am-3am GoGo girls etc arrive , so the other girls like to secure an ATM (you/me) before 2am. My guess is .. 12 m/n to 1am is 'time to pounce'.

Chatted a good one with nice legs and ass but she was a bit elusive. She was close to sealing a deal with me , but then became 'aloof' at the critical moment. So I went cold on her. Too calculating = not good in bed. Consequently I seized upon a 'bunny' girl I'd had my eyes on around same time. Natural smile , no whore look etc. and so away we went (see Bunny girl below). All this happened in five secs. On exiting , looked back at Cold Turkey gal and she looked miffed , she had just missed out on some rice money. "He who hesitates is lost".

Dont forget , this 'Bunny girl' was secured in the korean sector , right under the k's and pimps noses. This gal did not seem to have any connection with the pimps however .. freelance true. Back in the room , there were no complications , always smiling , good company. Kind of gal you could chat to regularly at LA without necessarily 'renting' her. Friendly natural type. See pic below. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Strange , when Bunny exited the door she turned around and shook my hand. Why she would do that I dont know. Perhaps it was simply respect for me being a gentleman : )

Taxi drivers shaking my hand , LON's shaking my hand ..... what's going on ? : )

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To airport and traffic jams , even at 7am. Didnt expect hold ups that early in the morning , but there were 2/3 hold ups. Luckily I was way ahead of schedule. Plane leaving for Bangkok 10.30am. Typed this out at airport and now still got 2hrs to go before take off. For sure , they should have sex massage at International Airports. Mandatory.

Eventually get in the plane and found two teenage (?) cuties sitting next to me. Friendly Filipinas , who chatted along the way. They were going to Bangkok for shopping , and it wasnt the first time they'd done that either = from wealthy families , even though they were in economy class seats like me. They dont need me or you .. they need 'shopping'. And they asked me why I was going to Thailand .. I said "shopping" (for girls : )

Plane touches down in Bangkok , but next flight to Chiangrai is not for another four and a half hours and only business class seats left at that. Last flight of the day. So business class it is. Immediately on arrival in Chiangrai must get to Big C Mall and check out rumours of University Students trolling the Mall. The things ya here on the Internet : )

 

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Eventually plane takes off from Bangkok. Roasted Duck is offered en flight (biz class). Havent they heard of 'bird flu' ? Not inclined towards meat any time and so do not partake of the duck. First time in my life I have travelled Business Class. Nice to see how the well to do fly. Lots more space , not crammed in like sardines (economy class) and a seperate exit from the plane , seperate from the masses/sardines : ) Oh , and forgot to say .. the on board soapy sex massage wasnt bad either , especially when we hit some turbulence : )

Sixty five mins after take off , we are in Chiangrai , where I find my usual room will not be vacant for two days so take another for time being. Straight to Internet Cafe and send Sandra (pic) to Taipan for a makeover. When I took Sandra's pic , back at 'Desire' Manila , I accidentally took shots without flash , then later shots switched to flash , but on reviewing realised best shots were when flash was off , so trying to 'rescue' Sandra via Taipans expertise with enhancement software. UPDATE : Makeover not performed. Taipan advised Sandra (pic) is beyond redemption. So then place online another shot of her (as above).

Then to Big C. Note : Chaingrai is a smallish town and Big C is not that very big at all , for example , nothing like Ayala or SM in Cebu. Chiangrai Internet owner said 'C' closes 10pm and its 90Baht via tuk tuk. I ask tuk tuk driver , he quotes Bt60. 9pm I hop on tuk tuk and arrive at big C five mins later , but place deserted. 98% of shops already closed and no sign of the reputed Beer Hall where University students are supposed to be freelancing. Try it again tomorrow. Back to Chiangrai central. I offer tuk tuk drive Bt50 and he accepts without question. So much for the Bt90 and 10pm closing info. Round off trip with a small sweet and sour vegetables meal and one draught beer at Ayes Restaurant. Beer Chang draught , much better than San Miguel (Philippines).

In the morning , progamme is : washing , upload page five (above) and look for quality gold bracelet. Gotta up the ante a little further. New stylish dacks (pants) bought in Cebu livens up the bottom part of me , now some jewellery dangling from my wrist might lift the top part. One has to continually re-assess 'presentation' to keep up with the younger studs and their 'fresh face' plastic thongs approach. It's all part of entrapment. If we are not entrapping them , they are entrapping us : )

A little bit of jewellery dangling from the wrist might help. At least it will help me , in my mind .. more confidence/style : ) Pretty girls are lacking in Thailand so far. Saw only one , a '9' in Bangkok. She caught the same plane as me to Chiangrai , but not business class. Apart from her , the Thai girls are looking pretty ordinary so far. Legs ... still reckon Phil girls got better ones .. too many 'sticks' for legs in Thailand. Boobs , jury out. Face ... a good looking Thai face hard to beat. Reason ? Their eyes are more slutty : ).

As soon as I get organised I'm off to Burma , just over the border. Native Lady House sex scene there , as in the old days Chiangrai. That kind of scene thrills me , and many a gem I have found in them , and for as little as Baht100. But that was the 'old days' , dreaming again Thommo , those days have gone forever. Even so , it will be interesting to hop over the border to Burma (third country) and check out "Burma Lady , no hair" : ) But is this info I scooped from Internet another fairy tale ? Will see. Intend to try for pics of those girls , particularly "no hair" pussy shot/s. Burmese will be less sophisticated re potential of pics to end up on Internet and thus should be more forthcoming re pics , especially if I can get them into their tiny little 'bang bang' mud floored rooms (as in days of old) and induce them with the offer of a Baht100 (U$2+) tip : ) If those native shacks are forthcoming and mama-sans co-operative , this could be the beginnings for me of a 'time warp' back to the 'good old days'... mud floored rooms shaggin good lookin Bt100 babes. Back to the future : )

So, there I was , packing my bags 6am Manila this morning , then unpacking them 8.30pm Chiangrai Thailand tonight. Nearly fifteen hours continously in travel mode. Gotta sleep. Big C again tomorrow night and then most probably Disco (freelance possibilities). Nothing much else of my liking in this town nowadays , apart from the old world charm and ambience , which I enjoy. "Burma Lady , no hair" had better be good : )

Dont be surprised if I backtrack to Philippines. Bambi and Mona Lisa beckon already. "Headless Chook" Syndrome is always with me .. and lurking below the surface : )

Hey Sponsor ! You can buy that ticket and service Bambi now. I'm out of the way. Personally prepared by d' pervert (Thommo). What more do you want ? Get your ass over to Cebu , before some else does .. someone like me : )

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Woke up next morning , after more than eight hours sleep , longest for a while .. shower , internet cafe and upload page five , eat , enquire re gold bracelets (think Chiangmai or Bangkok better place for that) .. buy large plastic tub , wash clothes. Life of a predator , wasnt meant to be easy : ) Int Cafe fast , better than Philippines. Great breakfast at Ayes , helped out two seperate tourist groups. First one to table left of me , gave them some valuable info. They leave and second lot sit at same table , gave them some valuable info then I leave.

Every time I come to Rai I buy a plastic bucket/basin to soak and wash clothes in. I buy at same place for many years , but this time find my regular joint has gone broke , closed down. Lots of closures where I visited in Philippines too , looks like Thommo jinks' places. Call in to native market , quite a large one. Buy plastic trash can , quite a size for $1.50 , amazingly cheap. Return to ge how (guest house) , pay another days rent and give large picture calendar to ge how owners. They were impressed (pays to have good relations). Whilst at Ayes Restaurant worked out a broad schedule which includes : Burmese border cross ; Chiangmai ; Bangkok ; Pattaya ; Cebu City (again) and Ermita/LA (again). Will see what actually happens , nothing like my schedule I suppose : )

Siesta , shower then about to go out door when a tropical rain storm hits me. It's 6pm gotta get to those mythical Uni Trolls. Wont dress up fancy cause do not believe they are there. Before Disco I will dress up , not now , especially cause its raining.

To Big C I go in search for the University Students trolling the 'Beer Hall'. What do I find ?

At ground floor level , there is an area called 'Food Park' , next to it there are rudimentary tables and chairs plus six little beer booths. Cute beer promo girls are not shy in coming forward to anyone entering this area. About five approach each customer , including me on entering. Order beer Chang (sodt/draft). Only gal interested in me is a 'dog' at a table next door. Story of my life (dogs). No sign of Uni students or any trolling of girls in general for that matter. Spy a really spunky promo girl. She's the spunkiest this tour , Philippines included. Body language , expression on face etc = pure spunk. Decide to put the hard word on her and asked her could I take a pic of her , but she says "no pic" allowed of her or the other girls. This is all in Thai language. Lucky I learnt enough Thai to ask her that question , these promo girls speak absolutely no english at all.

I decide I must have a pic of 'spunk'. Pay chit/bill (gep tung) take off for my ge how , drop laptop , pink up camera and some souvenir gifts , return to 'beer hall' , order beer. Girl serving me (not spunk) is willing to spend some time with me , so I give her one of my unique souvenirs 18ct gold plated , but only costing U$1. As soon as I did that the others zoom in like 'vultures' and I give em same , including to 'spunk'. In addition , I gave spunk an additional two souvenir gifts , one of which is particularly popular and special , but only costing U$1.50 at a sale back home. Girl who was serving me tried to take it , but I said "no , for my sweetheart" (in thai language) and pushed it across table towards 'spunk'. She was thrilled , took it away and sat at another table admiring it for some time.

OK , I think whilst I am on a high (popular) I will split and return yet again and try for pic yet again. So I only empty half of my mug of beer , leave other half = sign of wealth in s.e asia. Want to impress spunk : ) Get up , walk away in opposite direction from where spunk is sitting , farewell other girls and gift receivers , then turn and see spunk is watching me , wave goodbye to her too. She's all smiles , the beholder of U$3 approx in gifts. First strike successful , softening up the target (spunk). Might get a pic of her yet , but doubtful , once Thai's say no it usually stays 'no' .. stubborn/proud lot : ) You can bend a Filipina and get her to change her mind. Not so easy to do that with a Thai gal.

Tomorrow I am going to try and sneak off to burma , check "burma lady no hair" and return to Big C no later than 8pm to see my 'tee ruhk" (sweetheart) , aka , 'spunk'.

Tonight I am prowling at local disco/s , but I've never actually scored at Chiangrai Disco's before. Great eye candy , but fucks no. So dont think I will last long at disco. Prefer plenty of sleep tonight then bus ride to Mae Sai tomorrow , over border to "burma lady no hair" , then bus ride back to Chiangrai , then to Big C. ....."Love is in the air" : )

So what happened ? I fell asleep on the bed , woke up 5am next morning .. breakfast , ticket at bus terminal , soap powder wash clothes then to Mae Sai on Burmese Border , one and a half hours away. Dont want to rent motorcycle and ride there , last time I rode a bike to Mae Sai I had a puncture along the way , and then rode bike back that night drunk at high speed. Dont want a repeat of that stupidity again : )

Ayes Restaurant is not open 7am so off to Wiang Inn Hotel for buffet breakfast. Along the way an old Samlor rider calls out to me. I look at him , he is drinking Red Bull (Caffeine hit) and looks enterprising , so take up his offer of a ride. Soon found out why he was drinking Red Bull , he is frail and can hardly pedal the machine. Slow , very slow. All the Thais along the way smile at me , the guy is going so slow I could walk faster. I smile back at the Thais and indicate with sign language "very slow". This lad is beyond retirement age and should be congratulated for 'soldiering on'.

Twas wondering along the way ... will I get to Wiang Inn today or tomorrow ? Eventually there , get him to stop outside on the road. Too much of an embarrassment being towed along by the 'disabled' in front of all those 'wealthy' tourists staying at Wiang Inn. Plenty of them outside the hotel getting on tour buses. Gave old geeser an extra 10Baht to help him buy another bottle of red Bull. He needs it : )

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Inside buffet lounge its crowded with European tourists (not whorists) on group tours. A nightmare .. group tour .... never been on one in my life time , never likely to either : ) Dont like people organising me , I like to be the one who does the organising : )

Baht170 all you can eat , but does any sane person want to eat it ? Fried , all fried , everything. Greasy food. I gulp it down , will not eat again until I have returned from Burma (Myanmar).

Returning to Ge How I enquire at Bus Terminal re reported air con bus to Mae Sai. No such thing , just the regular small native buses with crazy drivers , Baht30 , departing every 15 mins. Then to Ge How completed washing , hung clothes up on outside line and back to bus terminal and in the awaiting bus I go. Looks like I do not have any one sitting next to me , good cause the seats are very tiny. Can't help but have ya knees pressed up against the seat in front of ya. Re-emphasises how small Thai people are. The trip itself is 90mins and quite boring.

Eventually we get there (Mae Sai). On getting up from my seat and looking around the bus I asked in thai language : "how much for songthaew to town , 10baht" ? . Passenger spoke up and said 7 Baht. I said : "20 Baht for falang". Surrounding passengers laughed. Its true , they are saying , falang pay more (including pussy).

We arrive in town and I head straight for Immigration check point at beginning of bridge to Burma (Myanmar). Its a bit of a circus crossing the bridge but once on the Burma side a Samlor driver calls out to me from below the bridge. I lean over the bridge rails and in a half whisper , cause there is a policeman only 5mtrs away , and a tour guide right next to me , who had been trying to sell me a tour to 'Long Neck Lady'. He has pic of long neck lady etc. Someone should have pic of "Burma Lady No Hair" vagina shots and sell tours to see them : )

Yeh , I said in a half whisper to the guy below the bridge : "bahn pooying sow" (house with young ladies). This one works on the Thai side and these Tachilek people speak Thai and take thai money , fortunately , so it worked with him , he smiled and nodded yes. I pass the policeman , twist around to my left and go under the bridge to the awaiting and smiling samlor rider. To my right is a big bunch of motorcyc (motorbike) taxis driven by young/er guys. Better with the old man (samlor rider) he will be better to deal with. Younguns more 'shifty'.

Off we go , he pedals and pedals and pedals in the hot sun. I start thinking .. "hey I dont know where these places are , they could be 10km out of town for all I know. Perhaps I should have hired a motorcyc taxi as described on the Internet" ? Eventually my rider turns off main road and then turns into a 'bahn pooying sow'. I found the mama-san relaxed easy going type and the girls likewise , even though a significant number of them were under age. They were eating and invited me to join them. Told them : "im low" (full stomach , just eaten). In reality didnt even want to try , even if starving , cause my samlor driver was putting his greasy fingers into the food and eating too : )

There were six girls , two mama-sans , and three guys at the 'dining table' , plus my driver. Later realised those three guys were customers too ! The girls had cute faces but were either scrawny (too skinny) or too young. There was one that seemed suitable , but two more thai guys arrived on samlor too , that made five thais wanting to screw these girls. Thought it best for me to withdraw and see some other lady houses. Before that , took a pic of three of the girls , but decided later not to post pic on this page. Have deleted from my computer also.

Next Lady House was pretty close to horrible. Firstly I had to avoid chooks (bird flu) in the yard. Then they took me to the interview room .. three girls only and not one of them respectable. Out of there in 5 mins.

Third Lady House was an improvement. Proper 'interview room' and respectables ladies (girls) for viewing. It is here that I decided to get my exclusive whorist.com pic of "burma lady no hair". Selected a gal with some meat on the bone. She took me to her bedroom , very small but clean and cute in its own girly way. See pic below , entrance to her room :

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PIC ..... Two pics. Left : Roll up , roll up , through this door and see stretched out on the blue bed ... "Burma Lady No Hair" . Right pic : As promised .. here she is .. "Burma Lady No Hair" .

Update : I have decided to delete this pic from this page ... "Lookin after No.1" (me : )

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Like a good boy scout I came prepared with condoms and ky gel. Did the deed , she was very wet , french kissing etc but no bj. Typical in Thailand , aversity to sucking cock , not so Philippines .... BJ Paradise.

The hard core falang orientated babes in Bangkok , Pattaya are into BJ , otherwise they would not survive. But when ya get away from falang fields (killing fields) bj's get harder to come by. Not so in Philippines .. bj's everywhere : )

So then the important matter of capturing "burma lady no hair". The pic above is typical no hair situation of burma babes. No shaving necessary , au naturale.

So there you have it ... if your into hairless pussies Burma for you. If you want bushy pussy , forget the entire s.e. asia area : )

Overall this reconnoitre reminded me of the old days when I banged Burma Lady No Hair in Mae Sai (Thailand). They are very smiley , playful girls who seem to enjoy fucking. Not apprehensive like Thais ... more daring.

So , after pic samlor driver mis-understood me. I thought I was going to see more lady houses , but found myself back at the starting point and hand extended for payment. No doubt his presence inflated the ST prices somewhat. They regularly quoted Baht1/1500 for short time (ST). I paid Baht700 , two hundred of which no doubt went to samlor , three hundred to brothel owner and two hundred to the girl. "It's a hard life being a whore" : ) So , I gave the girl Baht200 tip. Took a lot more pics than above. She had a great face/eyes (got an erection when I first saw her) but she never photographed well. Thais and Burmese tighten up when ya go to snap them. Filipinas relax and have an affinity with camera's (actors : )

So , business completed , over the bridge , get my passport back , caught a motorbike taxi to bus terminal in Mae Sai. Wasnt too impressed with motorcyc driver , he was always ducking and weaving (overtaking) , surging then braking. So , sitting precariously on the back behind him I was lunging forward and backward with his rough style of driving. Looked over his shoulder at speedometer ... 100km plus in a built up area with cars , bikes etc around us. I know these people are hopeless when something goes wrong (cat runs across in front etc) and knew we were 'dead meat' if something unexpected happened in front of the bike. He had a helmet , passenger doesnt get one (falang = expendable : ) Glad to get off bike and hop into the bus.

Arrived Rai 6pm ... ate at Ayes , beer sodt x 2 .. next mission ... to big C with camera and try and capture 'spunk' once again. If at first you dont succeed , try try again : ) What happened ? Following food and two beers felt sleepy , decided on a quick nap before Big C , but didnt wake up until 3.15am next morning. Got up straight away , typed this stuff out , placed pics on page , then put half dry washing back on line , then shower and to breakfast.

The only exciting project for me today ? : get pic of 'spunk' ( .... in my dreams : )

Chiangmai beckons . Nothing will happen here ... 'sleepy hollow' (Chiangrai). 

 

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So , after placing washing on line etc , I walked to Int Cafe , arrived 7.30am open , upload , read/answer emails then to Ayes Restaurant all by 9am. Oh what a wonderful feeling in Chiangrai. This time of year the nights are a tad cool (European Winter) and early morning is so pleasant. Have a very light jacket on (matches new dacks bought in Cebu) and soak up the cool fresh air at Ayes. Some pollution here Rai but nothing on the scale of Cebu. Some noise too , but once again nothing like Cebu for noise. People walk and drive around Rai at a leisurely pace. It truly is a time warp and a great place for a retired Monger like me : ) Wouldnt mind dying here , feel I belong.

And feel I belong in between 'spunks' legs too , but that could not happen in a few short days. Being a spunk (feeling naturally sexy) she is seduce-able , but that would take time and great delicacy , and possibly great money : ) I'm 90% sure I could get her , but when overseas I do not stay in the same place long. I'm like a gypsy when overseas , always on the move. Gotta keep movin'. When back at home I struggle with staying in the one place and routine. Travelling overseas is , among other things , a break from my Western routine.

So , if any girl I meet is not quick I do not get her. Which means I miss out on a lot of juicy maidens. When I was a young lad , and salesman , the first thing I was taught was : "get it or forget it". Get the sale or forget the sale , move on , look for new prospects/sales. It's my policy with the babes too. Exception : I got Bambi after 4 weeks. Met her in Cebu went to Thailand , came back to Cebu , got her. That way I did not have to sit in the same town , doing the same things , waiting for her to come across. Whilst I was in Thailand the bun (Bambi) was cooking.

"Bun in the oven". I liken some of my prospects as "buns in the oven". Put em in , and when they are ready , they pop out and I eat them : )

So , my meal at Ayes has finished , I'm on the way to see former potential Agent , we'll call 'R' for Rai. Forgot what initials I gave him in FFF2. You remember in FFF2 I travelled to Thailand in September , great expectations of quality Uni Students who could speak English , ex 'R'. And when I arrived , found him paralyzed down the left side. He looked suicidal on that trip , given up , death in his eyes. Will see now how he is :

Take a Samlor , and at start of trip an innocent young falang and his not so pretty thai girlfriend stare at me passing by in Samlor (push bike taxi). I am wondering why it is so special for them to see a falang in a Samlor , and so , when only a metre away from them , wave and call out : "back to the future". No doubt they did not understand me. Neither do I : ) Arrive at 'R' house and am told he now lives in a village 100kms out of Chiangrai. He's been put to pasture , sidelined from the real world. Sad , but thats the way the cookie crumbles some times.

Then I buy an air con tourist class bus ticket to Chiangmai. Asked for whorist class but the guy said "my me" (no have) so took the next best thing .. tourist class. Baht 245 and about 3 hours on the road. Done the trip before , nice drivers , seats etc. In old days flew to Mai but no planes to Mai from Rai nowadays.

Back to my room its 10.30am. Nothing happening until 6/7pm when I visit 'spunk'. Gotta find other things to do in addition to that. In the old days I used to stay in Chiangrai for weeks at a time. But there were plenty of pay4play chicks then ("bahn pooying sow") but not now. I have thought of a very nice romantic gift for 'spunk' ... fiend. Hand crafted colourful scented flowers made out of soap. They are in a small cute heart shaped clear plastic container. Baht100 approx each. Will present that to spunk if she is showing some interest. If she ignores me , I will give it to some other beer promo girl (revenge : )

Arrive at Int Cafe and answer more emails (everyone wants Sandra : ) then to Ayes Restaurant , order Beer Sodt (Chang) and cashew nuts. First beer goes down nicely and quickly. Order second one , whilst waiting (takes ages some times , if sodt/draft) I see a sign facing towards the inside of Restaurant which says : "Buddha day. not sale alcohols". So I pulled out my memo book and wrote it correctly , with the intention of passing it on to management. I know Thais do not like to be corrected (loss of face) but I will correct them this time.

Waitress comes forward and points to that same sign and says : "sorry buddha day , cannot sell beer"... "policeman say not sell beer". Today is buddha day. Yoiks ! Of course this sort of thing does not happen in Catholic Philippines. Also double pricing for foreigners does not happen in the Phil.

Immediately I think my gift giving to 'spunk' tonight is in jeopardy , and this my last night in Chiangrai. Ayes Restaurant waitress says "Night Bazaar sell beer". So maybe a couple of beers there to get rid of my shyness : ) and then to Beer Hall to drink Mineral Water ? Will see.

Programme : Back to Ge How , take clothes off line , pack bags , return Ayes eat , to night Bazaar , buy flower gift , drink two beers , to Big C and see if Beer Hall open. Life of a Monger wasnt meant to be easy : )

So I get back to Ayes. Have food and tea. Many people come into Ayes sit down and when they find out there is no alcohol they get up and walk out. Decide not to buy anymore gifts for 'spunk'. Dressed in my best and with Thai-Eng and Eng-Thai Dictionaries for communication and camera to capture the moment , I catch a tuk tuk to Big C. Last night in Rai , last roll of the dice , its all on the line.

Enter C right next to Beer Hall , look sharp to my right and find its empty , no customers , no staff and no 'spunk'. End of romance. Buddha has got in the way. Saved the girl from a wanton predator : ) So to Night Bazaar and yes see they are selling beer but Singha , which I do not like. Bought four precious gifts suitable for gals. Thoughts of changing my bus ticket to afternoon and seeing 'spunk' in morning , but then remembered previous trip .. they will not change or refund bus tickets. Then I think of Sayura Massage in Chiangmai and those beautiful slutty eyed maidens which I can fuck. Cannot fuck 'spunk' but can fuck Sayura babes. Priorities Thommo .. whattya want romance or sex ? Think I'll go for sex .. so Chiangmai and Sayura it is. Forget elusive 'spunk'. It just wasn't to be.

Nothing to do , so went to Wiang Inn Massage to perv on girls there. Sign on door says "closed Buddha holiday". Walk back towards Night Bazaar on opposite side of Ayes and see a bottle of beer on a front table at Ayes. Enter Ayes and see everyone drinking alcohol. Ask Waitress , she says "6pm can sell alcohol". Why didnt she tell me and all the customers who walked out of the place before ? Thailand/Philippines bemuses me at times : )

I sit down and order a beer. There are about 50/75 foreigners drinking alcohol and then a Buddha procession passes by. What an insult to Buddha , folks drinking beer right next to his procession.

So the bad part is .. Beer Hall closed , never see 'spunk' again. The good news is , tomorrow I am heading for Sayura and some serious fucking : ) But still got the problem tonight of .. 'what to do'.

Exit Ayes , call in to Int Cafe , and reply to emails. At Cafe super chick Thai with handsome young falang. She only has eyes for him. Doesnt see me or anyone else. She has to stay focused on him cause she will not get many opportunities to hook someone like him , but he will have many opportunities to hook others like her. It's a buyers market in Thailand , especially if your young.

Down to Yetyod Road , Beer Bar street. All lights out and closed. Then into GoGo Lane , all lights out every place closed. So , on Buddha Day you can drink beer in tourist spots (Ayes Restaurant , Night Bazaar) but you cant drink it at whorist spots.

Back to my room , its now 10.05pm and still the same problem : what to do ? Think I will walk 10/15mins back to Ayes drink couple more beers and see if there are any late night trollers (babes).

Left my room , walked 7mins caught tuk tuk to Par Disco. Usually there are hundreds of motorbikes parked outside , tonight only thirty or so. Same at Sperm Disco just down the road. Yeh , its called Sperm : ) This means only thirty or so people inside , not hundreds and thus the people are respecting Buddha Day and not coming out. Back to Ayes Restaurant and take a front seat right on footpath just in case there is a late night troll (unlikely). I order Beer Sodt and Cashew nuts. Reckon thats all I am going to get tonight : ) Noticed at Ayes same guy in same seat since 3.30pm. I've been to Ayes x 3 times this afternoon and he is always there in same seat. Its now 10.55pm. More than 7hrs in the same spot. He seems to be popular with everyone , including his Thai wife (unusual , usually foreign husband and thai wife are arguing over something).

Had only one beer at Ayes , it was 11.15pm , nothing happening , time to go home.

The good news is : Tomorrow is not another Buddha holiday and I am in a bigger livelier town called Chiangmai , which houses the beautiful and slutty eyed Sayuri girls. Can I sneak the camera in and get a pic of gal I bang at Sayuri ? Time will tell.

Up 6am next day , shower , final packing , hand in key , recruit old Samlor rider. There are very few young ones .. its a dying trade. On way to my room to pick up bags dog sticks his teeth into old (samlor) mans feet and then gets run over by the wheels of the samlor. We put the two bags and laptop on his samlor , must have weighed a total of about 20kgs. Exiting the property there is a rise. I get out and old man instructs me to get behind samlor and help push it over the rise. Must have been a sight to behold .. a dignified falang (me) helping an old samlor rider push his vehicle over a rise onto the main road. Said to him in English : "need a discount for this". He , not understanding , nodded 'yes'.

He was a skinny frail lad , some are stocky strong looking but most of the ones I got were very old and frail looking , this one no exception. Slowly he weaved his way in amongst the traffic , turning the samlor and at times crossing roads against oncoming traffic. Sometimes I put my hand out 'stop' , when I thought the vehicle was not respecting the old man. No one smiling at us this time , serious business .. three bags and a falang being towed along by an ageing samlor rider. Exploitation of the elderly. Truth is , he might be younger than me. They start to crack up once they get past the fifties .... too much sun : )

We stop at Ayes , offload bags and I give him 10Baht more than I think it was worth. Its nice knowing what the fares are. No need to negotiate , just give him what you think is right. Resident falangs have an advantage with the girls , they dont talk money , bang the babe then hand her the going rate. I am going to try that technique at Sayura Massage Chiangmai. Select a girl , get up , go to Cashier quote girls number in Thai language and hand Cashier the going rate , thereby avoiding the papa-sans who float around in front of the Pond. They inflate the price to hell. Talking in Thai means : "I'm no tourist mug punter".

At Ayes I ate the "last supper" and dropped a tear or two when I started thinking about 'spunk' , the one (fish) that did not bite. No doubt she is crying in her pillow too : ) Beer Promo girls are a migratory lot. I can not expect to see her on my next trip. As for University students patrolling the beer hall area (Internet info) .... sheer bumpkin (bullshit). No one trolling the area on my 3/4 visits. If a Uni student wanted to sell it to falangs she would troll the Night Bazaar , not Big C. No one trolling the night bazaar either. Not that kind of town.

Air con bus arrives , nice seats , lots of space and a thai chick sitting next to me , or is she a thai 'dog'. Certainly not attractive. Nothing like the Sayura babes I am going to see tonight , thats for sure. Good driver too , other buses race pass us monotonously ... kamakazi drivers , but not our driver who is trained to be safe first and foremost. Within 2hrs and 45mins we are in Chiangmai city itself ... home of the beautiful slutty eyed Sayura girls.

Tuk Tuk waiting at terminal immediately agrees to 50Baht to my place of accom ('x'). Been staying at this place for last 10yrs or so but havent been to Chiangmai (Mai) for approx three years or more lately. Been giving Mai a miss as its too polluted , noisy and commercial nowadays. Plus same problem as in Rai , they closed down all the interesting native Lady Houses. Into the court yard of 'x' guest house (ge how) goes the tuk tuk and the smiling Manager is there , he extends hand , shakes and says "good to see you again" (in perfect English). What a memory .. he remembers me out of the thousands that go in and out of his place. Why ? I am a gift giver , and previous two visits gave small gifts to his ageing mother who owns the place and some even smaller ones to staff. Lady who helps take bags up to room remembers me too. But I am thinking to myself : "Sorry folks , this time no gifts. Cant give the same corny souvenirs to ya forever you know". So next time I call they might not remember me : )

I get the calendar out and plan remainder of trip. If I want to catch a train to Bangkok I have to buy ticket at least the day before. Am I only spending one night in Chiangmai ? That is the question. Decided on two nights in Chiangmai , bought train ticket for Bangkok.

That night intended to be at Sayuri Massage 7pm but arrived 7.45pm feeling good and ready to rumble. Walking down Bumrung Rat Rd towards Sayuri I come across a giant rat. Turn into Soi .2. and enter Sayuri. Karaoke cuties out front , about twelve of them. Had camera in leather bag , no one checked it. Enter Massage and cant see any 'stars' like I did previous trip (FFF2). Start up conversation with a guy next to me , thought initially he was Thai but find out he is Japanese. He said Sayuri price has gone up from Bt800 to Bt1000 minimum now. He used to go to Philippines , but too many tricks there including drugging , of which he was a victim.

Well , I sat there for one whole hour and did not see anything to compare with previous trip (FFF2). They only had Heineken and Singha , neither of which I like , but after 30mins decided to drink some beer .. might brighten things up a bit. Girls sat there 'stiff' motionless , expressionless. Young falangs came in. I thought this might brighten things up , but no the girls showed no interest/expression in the young ones. If fresh young meat wont do anything for them what will ? Money : )

Out of there within the hour , walking along Bumrung Rat Road came across two more giant rats. To Pandora Massage not far away. Only six girls in the Pond. Flat expressionless look , no one special. Back to 'ge how' room type this out. Its now 9.45pm will check CEC and Beer Bars Loi Kroh Road. Lads , its not looking good : )

Down to CEC in tuk tuk. First I try X1X joint. Mixed reports about it on Internet. Walking upstairs to X1X I come across a falang walking downstairs. I said : 'how is it'. He said "its bullshit , Bt150 entrance dancing girls yes but not good looking and not good dancing. bullshit". I turn around and follow him down the stairs. Walk across road and enter CEC (Chiangmai Entertainment Centre). Previous trip (FFF2) it was dead. This time (tourist season) a bit more lively , but still the same problem .... not enough girls and I could not see anything special. Regular looking LON's only.

Out of there and walk back up Loi Kroh Road to the corner where there is about fifteen beer bars. Check everyone of them out , girls call out : "welcome , welcome". Quality is lacking , so I keep moving and pass Spotlight Bar. Hello girl out front looked good from the opposite side of the road , decided to backtrack a little later , order a beer and drink out front where hello girl is. Did just that 15 mins later , came up to 'hello girl' , got close to her and see she isnt so great after all , not really that pretty and a bit of a tired look (like me .. old : ) So , I pass on that one and have a beer at 'Cozy Corner' , see pic below. Nice girls there but no bar fining. Meet them after hours if they are interested. Next on my list is a place that gets good reviews on the Internet ... Mandalay Disco. Supposedly 98% good girls and many 'lookers'. Very few hookers I believe.

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PIC ..... Hula Girls , worth a peek ... Cozy Corner - Chiangmai. Girls out front do a little dance routine. Its a crossover between the Hula of Pacific Islands and Thai/Burmese traditional dancing. Good idea. Beer 35Bt , but only six punters (customers).

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At entrance to Mandalay Baht300 = one free drink. Some 'looker' GRO types out front. Enter 11pm , and not a seat to be had in the place. Packed , and its an off night. They say weekends you have to be there by 9pm if you want a seat. I can believe that. At first I prop next to Cash Register , but spy a falang at an elevated position , some space next to him. At first I think "no I dont want to sit next to a falang" but then realise that is the only space available. Others dont want to sit next to falang either : ) I go up there and stand next to him , there is no seat but a small stretch of empty bench which I put my beer on. A little while later a girl puts her ever so gentle hands around me and says something in Thai but the noise of the band makes it impossible for me to understand her. She keeps smiling at me and nattering at me. I misinterpret and offer her my seat , but thats not what she wants. What a wonderful smile.

She comes forward , smiles says something unintelligible from time to time. She is with two girls and a Thai guy , they are not hookers (including the guy : ). Then I get the falang involved in translating for me. Another three girls come along and stand right next to me. Now the first girl 'A' is behind me. She's getting pushed into the background : ) One of the girls from new group smiles at me , we'll call her 'B'. Shit I have got two non whores making a line for me now. 'B' clashes glasses with me on more than one occasion and says 'cheers' (chon gow) Can this be real ? As time goes by 'A' comes forward and falang interprets for me again. He said : "She wants to go home with you". I couldnt believe it. I told him my age , and said "If she saw me in the bright light she'd get a shock and run". He said : "your hot tonight Thomas" . He knew my name by now , cause the girl earlier had asked for my name and cell number and he saw me write it down. Gave her my ge how (guest house) nahm butt (calling card) and she asked for my room number. Then fortunately I found out that one of her girl friends speaks good (educated , not beer bar) english and she becomes my interpreter. Wrote my name and phone number on card and gave it to her. Now 'A' is wanting to go to bed with me. Yoiks !

As time goes by 'A' can see she has got competition from 'B'. Must have decided to get drunk so she could get cheeky and secure me. Around 12 m/n .. 12.30am she slides her very gently fingers up and down my side , grinning at me like a cheshire cat. Great expectations (fucking) no doubt. 'B' does not let that deter her , and offers me some of her food , but I tell her "im low" (stomach full/already eaten). Then what appears to be two gorgeous sisters appear. Man these girls are out of sight. No where for them to sit down , no table etc. They stood there for ages. I could only take quick peeps cause 'A' and 'B' were right next to me. Eventually the gorgeous ones disappeared.

The joint is packed , and there are continuous non stop floor shows. Beers after first one cost Bt120. The joint is full of smoke , pretty girls and action. Very lively place. Thais are so quiet , polite and gentle in public , but put them behind closed doors with music and they go for it. Falang goes home , he's got a conference tomorrow. He said : "I will leave you in the Lions den". I asked him not to leave , 'I will be all alone and vulnerable'. He smiled and left. Think he was a bit miffed , girls not interested in him , 20yrs or more younger than me. When your hot , your hot : ) Real problem was , he sat there glum looking and he had not shaved for 2/3 days or more. Thais do not like glum people or facial hair (moustache , beards etc).

Around 1am , told 'A's english speaking girl friend I was drunk (not true) and was going home , and that both of them should call me tomorrow. She understood and informed 'A'. Farewelled them and then off to 'Spicy'. Did not take 'A' from Mandalay cause Voyeur duties come before all , including sex : ) Heard on the grapevine Spicy is now the 'in' place for nightowls and a person should get there 1/1.30am to be sure of getting in and getting a table/seat. That info is spot on/correct. I enter , very few people there ... I am thinking oh , oh , this does not look good , only dozen people. Find an excellent spider and fly table with two chairs , elevated above the dance area. Sit there and for ages no one comes and asks me do I want to buy a drink. Good , I need to sober up.

So , around 2am it all started to happen. People start streaming in this smallish room. There were beatnik types (long knotted hair with beards .. girl companions looking a bit 'gothic' etc) , jews (Introduced himself .. told him I am Italian , he said "great food Italy" etc) , arabs (later on in night) but most importantly there were gays. They ran the show between 1am and 2am then got gobbled up by the mass of regular folk who came after them.

Early on there was an interesting observation with one tall heavy gay falang in his early fifties. He had this slim 'snake' like Thai gay who could dance like hell. But there was a slim falang guy who could dance even better. Dont recall , in my life , seeing anyone who could gyrate and dance like the 'gypsy' looking falang. Wow could that guy dance. Girls (and guys like me) just stared in amazement at his expertise. The problem for the ageing falang , he just could not dance and certainly could not move fast like his young gay lover. He looked like he was losing him to the slim falang as the 'snake' would join 'gypsy' falang and they would dance very fast and expertly all around the place in unison with each other. AF (ageing falang) would come forward split them , try and dance with gyrating snake , get puffed and then sit down again. At one stage I thought for sure AF was going to lose d' snake , but alas he must be a good 'sponsor' cause when things were hotting up between snake and 'gypsy' falang he took 'snake' by the hand and walked out of the place. 'Snake' did not object , presumably because he was going to make another withdrawal from the ATM , ageing mongers ATM : )

I tell ya , this place Spicy is par excellence for excitement. More exciting than the big Mandalay Disco and a higher % of girls on the make too. I would say Spicy is 98% hookers and 2% falang backpacker girls 'n guys. Internet said otherwise , ie , mostly good girls hard to secure a babe. Bullshit. Did I win anyone ? No , but got close. There were some 'lookers' in there guys. It seems hookers reject me cause of my obvious age , but good girls , eg Mandalay are interested in me ! ? Strange indeed. Maybe the good girls are in need of a 'Daddy' : )

One hooker who was showing interest in me early on , but who I ignored , jumped to her feet when a 17/18yr old looking falang walked in. He knew her and they instantly became an item from that point on. Obviously he does not pay and she does it for free cause he is 'fresh meat' : ) There was another girl that I was trying to catch the eye of , but she was snapped up by a young Arab. Hope she knows what she is letting herself in for. And there were others , one seriously good looking , with five of us staring at her all at the same time. Two or three guys were competing to buy her drinks : ) Two attractive hookers stood closely next to me , I checked their bottles , half full so could not buy them a drink. Next time I checked their bottles they were full .. newly purchased bottles. They had money : ) Beer cheap ..... 50Baht , one of the reasons Spicy is popular.

Phew , whilst typing this out I can feel the smoke in my throat. At Spicy my eyes were stinging from the smoke.

So its 4.30am and I decide to go home. Got one bun in the oven .. 'A' , that'll do. Walking along the way I came across a lonely soul sitting all alone on a motorcyc. See pic below. I took a pic of her and gave her Baht100 to help her along the way. Dont know why she wasnt at Spicy few metres away. Maybe she caused trouble there , and now not allowed in ? Took another pic then walked further along the road. Went to cross road to get some water at 7/11 , car came along same time. Girl called out "be careful" in good english. She's not pretty , so I move on : )

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PIC ..... Katoey. Two pics. Left pic : As I found her , sitting on motorbike , spider and fly , waiting for a catch. Thommo to the rescue ? Right pic : She is into full pose mode now. Baring her soul for Baht100. Yeh , your right ... its a 'she-he'. Rescue plan aborted : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Back to my room stoked ... crash on bed , wake up 9am and get front desk to tell any callers I am out till 4pm. Needed to type above out , upload to Internet and eat. Will go to train station and cancel my trip to Bangkok , for time being. Chiangmai is looking good : )

Of course what happened was quite different. Did not cancel train to Bangkok next day. I would only save Baht300 approx by paying Bt120 for tuk tuk , return trip to Station , so left my options open for tomorrow , kept ticket. Had problems uploading page 7 onto Internet , think it was webhost problems. Maybe excessive numbers logging onto FFF caused problems ? , I dont know. Eventually got P.7 up and running.

Had three copies of Mandalay girls pics made. No pics of them on Internet , not appropriate. 'A' called 4.12pm with translator (girlfriend). Would actually prefer girl friend cause she can talk in English but it wasnt to be , as she left the room and never returned , leaving me with 'A'. Always one to pounce , I pounced and gave 'A' a good thrashing , she responding with some high energy excitable fucking. Seems like I am a movie star , she is my fan , the way she behaves. Personally I dont like it , when they are that keen/clingy. Lose control. Think she sees a stable financial future with Sugar Daddy Thommo. Little does she know my real financial situation (not good : )

To discourage her , didnt give her any money and told her to telephone 4pm next day. Maybe if I had tried to give her money she'd be insulted , dont know. By 4pm tomorrow I will most probably be on the train and on my way to Bangkok. You see , the problem is , 'A' has got my room number = loss of control/invasion of my privacy. I prefer to visit people , not people visit me (control).

Tonight might be my last night in Chiangmai so I wrote out a hit list ... Sayuri Massage (2nd and last try) ; Foxy Lady GoGo ; Ten Karaoke ; Warm Up Disco if got time and finally Spicy around 1-1/30am ... 'action central'.

Gotta avoid 'A' tonight , need flexibility to get around all the places. Told front desk to tell any callers : "Thommo out , call 4pm tomorrow".

 

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So Foxy Lady (GoGo) first. Some distance down Tapae Road (Soi.1). Enter , some pretty girls with nice tantalising gear on. One girl in particular had an excellent lower body (thighs and legs) and cute enough face. Wonderful legs , would have to give her a '9' for that. A Sprite cost me 60Bt , wasnt drinking at the time. Ladies drinks were Bt80 I think. I was approached by three different girls in three mins. Prefer that doesnt happen (control : ). The right girl ('legs') did not approach me .. story of my life. Mama-san was sitting out front. She should have been inside running the show , whereas the girls were running amok inside pestering customers for ladies drinks. Even so , overall I would give this place a 7/10 rating and worth and hour or so of anyones time.

From there I went to "10 Karaoke" (8.30pm) , next to Huan Sunaree Restaurant by the 'river' (or was it the 'moat' ?). Downstairs only one girl taken and talking to customer. Upstairs I go with the GRO madame (young , attractive). Enter a room and boy , sixty pretty girls in this one room. Never seen so many pretty girls in one room before. Ten to fifteen were 8's or 9's. Two or three I would spend a lot of money on fucking IF I could pull it off. Problem is , dont think any of them speak English and they are primarily ladies drinks girls. Do not go with customer normally. Cell phone technique would have to apply here , but from what I have heard very few fuck with customers. Seem to be all teens and pretty ones at that. How could a non english speaking person (karaoke sweety) text or talk to ya on a cellphone ? These girls are ideal for a resident falang , calling on girl of choice regularly , spending Bt200 each time , until she cracks and cums forward : )

Deal at '10' was .. Bt200 for one hour with lady. Presume one ladies drink is involved. For sure the girl would press for more ladies drinks during that hour , dont know how much they cost after the first one. Dont think you'd get much change out of Bt1000 once your hour had expired. Tough , it would be tough , trying to carry a conversation with a pretty girl who cant speak English. Even so , you'd leave there with wet pants methinks. I know I would : )

As I said , there were 2/3 there that I would spend a lot on , in the hopes of banging em. That's if I was living in Chiangmai. Told GRO madame I would return later = no loss of face for her , when I knew , I would not be returning. Got calling card for tuk tuk directions next time I'm in town.

I caught what looked like a new Songthaew back to my Ge How. Driver said he had bought a lottery ticket and showed me his ticket. "Jackpot tomorrow" he says. Then asks me to write any numbers down on paper I like. So I wrote something like : 134792 ..... he looked at it liked what he saw and said he would buy a ticket with those numbers in it. Told him I would need a percentage of the winnings. He liked that (optimism he was going to win). On exit from his Songthaew I said : "Chohk dee k'n , proongnee" = good luck tomorrow. He was all smiles when he drove off. He'll go home , tell his woman falang brought him good luck : )

Its about 9.35pm now , to Sayuri and have my first beer since 4.30am this morning. Yes , took my camera with me as I did with Foxy Lady and 10 Karaoke. But no opportunity to use it , so far.

But first a snack and one beer at True Blue Restaurant , Moon Muang Road. Arrive at Sayuri , and dont drink beer .. didnt enjoy it at True Blue. Nothing exciting at Sayuri again. Perhaps the best ones of 4 months ago have gone to Bangkok to earn better money ? On exiting Sayuri I spy the best babe yet , a Sayuri Karaoke girl , but just as I began perving on her , she got up and walked inside the building. Message received loud and clear : "dont like falang". Or else she was saying : "I dont fuck like those massage girls". I would put her on a level with the two gorgeous sisters I saw at Mandalay Disco the night before. Sayuri x 1 and Mandalay x 2 = top three babes so far in the search for ... "Miss Chiangmai 2006".

Get tuk tuk to drop me at Night Bazaar. Walk around there and then CEC (Beer Bars) where a girl , fully clothed , is doing a great job of dancing sexy style , on top of the bar. CEC still lacking in sufficient attractive girls though. So I walk slowly up Loi Kroh Road .. katoeys standing in the shadows here and there. They whisper 'sweet nothings' to me , as I pass by. Beer Bars further up same as night before. Back to accommodation .. its 12.15am , soon Spicy takes off .. and time for another hangover : ) So far only one beer since 4.30am previous day. My kidneys are ready willing and able for more punishment : ) Will not take camera with me to Spicy this time. It might get knocked off walking home in the early hours of morning , streets deserted then , except for katoeys who have a reputation for robbing with violence.

So Chiangmai has exceeded my prior negative expectations. Nucleus for a base methinks. With better thai language skills a person could do well in Mai , with places like Mandalay , Spicy and 10 Karaoke prospects.

I walk to Spicy , lots of Katoeys along the way. One crosses road to accost me , but as the 'she-he' does that , I cross to the other side leaving katoey stranded on wrong side. Love doing that : )

Enter Spicy 1am but too early of course , only a dozen folks there. Decide to keep an eye on watch this time to see when Spicy actually takes off. A smiley gal from the night before heads straight for me and sits down at table on dance floor level just below me but close to me. Eventually she puts her head on my thigh and feigns sleeping. She is drunk as a skunk , out to it and should be home sleeping it off. Then two of her friends arrive. I buy them a beer each (Bt110 total Heineken) thinking that will impress 'smiley'. Smiley doesnt want a drink (she's had enough already). Then I realise close up , smiley and her knotted hair seem a bit grubby. Add to that she has a bit of a monkey face , all 25yrs of it and so decided not to encourage her anymore. So no need to impress her friends either , wipe the slate clean and start again .. searching for a lay.

I order hot tea , looking for a 'caffein hit' I suppose , cause I am feeling a bit flat/glum. Eventually 'monkey face' aka smiley heads off and sits on lap of guy behind me less than half my age. Good , she wont be back. Girl friends think that is a sign to move in on me , clink glasses with me ("cheers") on a number of occasions (me tea cup : ) and when they realise I am not interested in them (too fat , too old) one of them leans forward and says : "if you want any girl lets know we will get her for you". They meant well , and wanted to repay me for the beers (Bt110) I had bought them. Thais have got some character/class.

1.30am and as reported by Tim in Field Reports the people start coming in. Suggest you arrive around 1.45am if you want a seat. 2am Spicy is now up and running. 'Monkey' comes up from behind me , throws her arms around my neck and says something. Cant understand , music too loud. I just nod yes , but do not turn around to face her , indicating I am not all that interested anymore. Useless to take her home , she would fall into a deep sleep immediately , not waking up till 8/9am next morning. Plus she is a Freelancer and might be a security risk. I tell ya , if you go to Spicy regularly you will develop credibility with the girls who come regularly , and thus it will be easier to score with them or others. If cuties see ya smiling and talking to other girls , its easier to score with the cuties. Relationships are important when dealing with Thais.

So its past 2am , I ordered and drank one beer , but did not enjoy it , my second beer since 4.30am previous morning. I'm well aware that I've got a bored look on my face , in fact the girlfriends of monkey asked me "are you alright" ? Good question. I knew I was out of context for Spicy , where people smile , move around and socialise. There I was , sitting on a seat like a 'stiff' , not dancing/chatting as most of the folks there were. Obviously I was not enjoying myself , and everyone could see it. So 2.30am , not wanting to spoil the party and waste my time anymore , I got up and walked out. Let 'Monkey' find another bed to sleep in : )

Walked home , and not a sign of a katoey anywhere. Slack night for them too : )

Tomorrow will be a quiet day , unless 'A' tracks me down.

Programme : catch train 4pm , arrive 6am Bangkok next day and take it from there.

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So , up 7am train day , off to breakfast , today I've got some shopping to do (bracelet , t.shirts). Go to "Central Airport Plaza " around 11am and spy a cute little 'gidget' around 19/20yrs. Ask her where I could find gold bracelets etc. Then told her I was going to eat , would she like to join me ? Refusing to eat with someone is in effect very anti social in Thailand and the invitor (me) is very hansum , so she agrees to come with me. We sat down at a lower floor coffee shop. I didnt eat much cause had just eaten couple of hours before , but she ate a fair bit , indicating she might be out of pocket/strapped for cash and 'hungry'. Fortunately she had some education and can speak English rather well. So with a mix of English and Thai we can communicate. We go inside the Malls Department Store and walking past some ladies shoes I stop and make a devious comment that a particular pair of shoes looked nice. She stops looks at them and others , then seems to be anamoured with a Baht700 pair. I said : "you like" ? She smiled and nodded yes .. I bought them. Now I own her , or at least have a serious deposit on her. She has committed herself : )

Next step in the Spider and Fly : Then I tell her I would like to show her where I am staying so she can visit me from time to time. This is an old line of mine I have been using for many years. Fortunately I have an honest face and girls trust me. She takes the bait and joins me on a tuk tuk and we head back to my room. On arrival at Ge How Thai and falang alike admire the girl , including a falang fatso who looked at me as if to say : "you dirty old man , leave that young girl alone". Up to my room we go , she puts on her new shoes and tries them out. Her legs are inviting.

We sit on the edge of the bed watching tv cause there are actually no chairs in the room , only a padded box I sit on to type stuff out. This box was out of view under a little bench. Excellent , no chairs = we have to sit on bed (Step 3). Put my arm around her. Its time for her to honour her obligations .. sex for shoes : )

I kiss her on the ears , neck etc , lean back on bed , she follows laying down next to me. We kiss quite a lot. I put her hand over my cock but she doesnt do anything with it. I lift her legs up a bit and slip my hand under dress and caress her pussy , still with her panties on. I flick her leg over mine and 'dry root' her for a while , then undo my zip get roaring cock out and slip that up and down her vagina , still with her pants on. Her kissing then increased its tempo and passion. I slipped my pants and undies off whilst keeping her occupied as best I could. Now roll her over and in missionary position I improved the rasping with dick over her panties , and when I think she is right , tug her pants pants to one side of her pussy , then slip the dick up and down on the actual pussy. Felt a tinge of wetness and all signs are I can now slip her pants off totally , so this I did. She still had her top and dress on. No time for niceties. Must press home my advantage now , even with her clothes on.

Slowly ever slowly I started to work the cock into that tiny hole. "Jep , jep" she mumbles softly and meekly. I know from 1986 in Chiangmai , jep means "hurt". But I havent got my cock in yet. She is anticipating hurt , but hasnt felt any yet. All good boy scouts are prepared. I had my ky gel in between the pillows , off with the cap onto the dick liberally , back to the pussy and it starts slipping in. "Jep , jep" she continues to say = in effect : "be careful .. hurt".

Once I got cock two thirds in I plunged the rest in. "Jep" she says , ha ha. So then I change the pace/tactics with slow and gentle motions to prove to her I can be gentle. She responded well to the change in tactics and wrapped her arms around me and pulled me towards her , wanting the full length of the cock all the time. Now my cock wasnt big enough : ) So away we go with high energy fucking and she's moving with it , wanting more thrust (and more cock). No more 'jep' , she is not thinking about 'hurt' anymore , she is thinking about cock and more cock.

I shagged her little brains out. Rolled her over lifted her up and stuck my dick in her asshole. "Cha cha" she says = slowly. More ky gel , slip it in her hole and bang myself against her ass. She is getting a thorough working over now. Blew my load , got up washed my dick , returned stuck it in her mouth. She wasnt good at blow job , think that is something new for her. Curse her boyfriend/s for not teaching her bj's. Thais in general , are not keen on blow jobs. "Dirty" they say , so too good girls in the Philippines , they have the same reaction to bj's.

OK got her on her back and started shagging her all over again. This might be my last fuck in Thailand , better make the most of it. Finished off with her amateur cock sucking effort , had a shower , she likewise and then she fell asleep on the bed exhausted from the work out. Looked at the clock , it was getting close to 1.45pm , my train leaves at 4pm. Woke her up , explained had to go to Bangkok for business. Took her cell number and snail mail address. Dont like swapping email addresses , can become a nuisance (no control). Told her I will call her on return from bangkok , when I knew that was unlikely , but wanted her address to send a postcard from bangkok , eg , "adios babe , I will see you when I come back".

Had these cute little 20Bt Thai silk purses. Put one thou inside but sticking out , so she'd see it. Slipped it into her bag , she saw me do that. Saved handing her cash or putting crude cash in her bag. Dont think she would have reacted well to that. Placing a cute purse with a note sticking out of it was more discrete. She knew she was being paid , but she's 'hungry' and therefore can not refuse. So she had cost me Bt1700 all up , but worth every penny. Its not every day of the week and old man like me can fuck an attractive 19/20yr old like her. And I dont fuck that many nowadays , so overall sex is not costing me a lot.

I kissed her on the forehead like a father farewelling his daughter. She slipped out the door and out of my life ... little did she know , she most probably will never see me again. "Gotta be cruel to be kind".

The things I do for you guys .. shaggin girls like Gidget. All in the name of research : )

She wasnt a whore , so no pic of her (inappropriate if I did have one). Didnt take any anyway. Best pic is in my head.

Back home I will fantasise and jerk myself off to the memories of 'Gidget' : )

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Bags now packed , ready to go. From past experience I know food on the train is lousy and its a 14hr trip to Bangkok , so I will take some Restaurant sandwiches with me onto the train. The workout with Gidget has made me harmonious and happy.

3.15pm to train station. Ge How is not charging me for the extra 3 hrs in room. Karma with management good.

The roadshow moves on. Hit and run. 'A' will be looking for me and 'Gidget' will realise soon enough , I have done a 'runner'. Sometimes I feel guilty about treating the girls the way I do. The life of a predator is not easy : )

So away we go on the train. Guy sitting opposite me says he has been living continuously in Thailand for 21months now. We'll call him 'Budget'. He spends on average U$18 per day , accommodation (U$40 a month) , food , girls , transport , everything included. He speaks Thai a little but his pronunciation is all wrong. Consequently the Thais do not understand him , including the guy on the train trying to sell him drinks. 'Budget' goes to Spicy too. He said there are fights and petty thieving at Spicy. People are jammed in like sardines so I suppose , on reflection, that figures. But whilst I was at Spicy , never gave 'fights' or theft a thought. Ignorance can be bliss at times.

Train staff come around early in the evening to make beds. We've got two old Thais sleeping under us and they want to go to bed now. 7.15pm is too early for bed , especially after 4.30am and 2.30am departures from Spicy previous nights. But we have to get up off our seats so the elderly can sleep.

So I walk a few carriages down and find a spare seat and type this out , whilst the train bounces all over the place. Nothing much to talk about except I am happy .. cause I'm on the move again. The train will arrive at Bangkok 6am approx. By the time I get to my accommodation , unpack etc it will be necessary for me to upload this page onto the Internet.

Bangkok or straight to Pattaya ? .... havent made up my mind yet.

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So far the fishin' has been fine. Not heaps , but enough.

Which will be first ..... Bangkok or Pattaya ? 

 

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Surprise , train arrives on time , 6am.

After the hot and sticky ride on the train decided to take easy way and stay in Bangkok , not proceed further to Pattaya right now.

Caught taxi to accom 'x' . Honest driver this time , so I tip him Bt30. No vacancy at 'x' , so I leave big bag and walk to 'y'. Owner there seems indignant that I'd expect a room without a reservation. No vacancy there either , back to 'x' and big bag , call Pattaya and reserve a room at my favourite spot 'z' , walk with all the bags (20kg total) some distance to Nana Station. Exit Ekemai and short walk to Bus Terminal where I get an air con express to Pattaya. Within just over 2hrs we are in Pattaya , hop on Songthaew , only Bt20 to beginning of walking street. To my favourite accom which I had reserved over the phone in Bangkok. So , left my Chiangami room 3pm one day and arrived in new room Pattaya 11.30am next day .. 20 odd hours on the road.

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PIC ..... Boats/Yachts in the background. My air con Baht500 room above ceiling .. sea views/breeze. Short walk (2/3 mins) to all the action (Disco's x 3 , GoGo's , Beach Promenade girls etc). In 1978 on my first trip to Thailand I stayed at this place. Twenty eight years down the track I am still staying at this place. Tourist shot (no sex : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Havent had a meal since 2pm previous day , only some tuna sandwiches. So eat all I can at Lek Hotel Buffet , wow just what the Doctor ordered , lots of good food and only Baht117. Backtracking to accom I call into 'My Office' in walking street and call PAL (Philippine Airlines) to see if I can get on an earlier plane to Manila .. Sandra and LA Cafe beckons. Might not have enough time for Cebu.

Yes well PAL Bangkok are now telling me if I go to Manila my ticket does not allow me to stay overnight , I have to catch a connecting flight straight back to the Clock Tower ! Nice friendly PAL rep in Bangkok , but not good news. She agrees to query travel agent , or whoever , back home to see if she can let me stay overnight (more than one night) in the Philippines. If I can not do that , it means I have kissed goodbye .. Sandra , Bambi and Mona Lisa ! Not a good end to FFF3 methinks.

After 'My Office' and the bad news , I head for "Marine Internet" cause other Cafes in Pattaya have no facility for hooking up laptops. Marine can do. Nice spacious place , with lounge chairs and all facilities. Upload successful.

Tonight Pattaya I am looking for a fuck , but is a fuck looking for me ? The more fucks I have the more I want. Better not to fuck in the first place , it costs ya : )

Laid down on bed 4pm for a rest. Woke up 8.15pm bit later than I would have liked , but turns out made no difference anyway. Did not feel hungry. That big meal at Lek had done its job. Shower , put camera into leather bag and away I go , heading for Lucifer (Disco) and that spider and the fly spot I discovered FFF2 (Sept 2005). Good , that section is empty , so I prop at the bench/bar. Bar stools elevated above the footpath with a bench for placing drinks etc. Excellent 'control tower'. Can see all the sussy ladies passing by (in walking street) and also those entering the disco to my right etc

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A sea of inhumanity passes below and in front of me. Overweight falangs , frustrated husbands being towed along by their missus etc. Sussy Thai girls in the shortest mini skirts on earth , some only 4" long , believe me. Thousands pass by , and out of that , there would be a hundred cuties worthy of any penis. But its the same problem as the tuk tuk drivers ... tunnel vision. The spunks look straight ahead , dont see anything to left or right. In fact one wonders if they see anyone approaching them straight on either. It seems they do not want to make eye contact with anyone. Exceptions prevail of course , usually when a falang initiates something , like touching the girl as she passes by. Problem is : first they do not make eye contact , secondly they do not make approaches and thirdly they do not prop , they keep moving relentlessly forward , to where I dont know.

How do they make a living , turning up so many prospective ATM's ? You know what I think ... guys are giving the spunks too much money , so the girl does not have to fuck again for 1/2 weeks and thus gets awfully fussy/hard to get. These spunks are not hungry enough and its all because guys are giving them the equivalent of two weeks basic salary for a couple hours of sex. The big falang spenders are creating Western price structures in SE Asia !

My waitress has a face and body , incl. height , similar to Melai at LA Cafe. She is good at getting me to buy yet another beer too. Her smile and nod of head (one more) is hard to resist , plus the Tiger beer (Bt130 small bottle) she is plying me with goes down easy. Chang 'no have' (Lucifers). I give her Baht10 tip each time , which is ok for a long haul , and I intend to stay for the long haul , go nowhere and eventually score a cutie either walking past or entering/leaving Lucifers. Cant miss , there's enough attractive babes on their own to suggest I will get something nice tonight.

But there is this 'tunnel vision' , they dont look towards where I am. Only the 'b' grade bottom feeders look at me (story of my life .. you've heard it before : ). In particular there are about four BF's (bottom feeders) sitting on stools just below me , looking up at me on a regular basis , looking for a bite. No way Jose. I didnt travel all this way to Thailand for 'seconds'.

Eventually the guy and the girl sitting next to me left , leaving a vacancy at my 'bar' (bench). The BF's seized upon the opportunity , came inside and sat next to me. Not enough space for all of them at the bar/bench. At first I did not move my bar stool to let fourth one in , but then thought , no thats not the way , slid my stool along allowing the fourth one to sit at the bar/bench. No eye contact , I did not want them to think I was interested. Tunnel vision can work for me too : )

By this time I had seen about fifty spunks pass by in tunnel vision mode , that is , not seeing anyone. Then the best spunk passed by. A little above average height (not a katoey) , right body and weight , great legs (Pattaya has legs) and fantastic feminine sexy black dress that is very short to the hip one side , and draping thin and long the other side. Think you know that particular spunky style. This girl has got the whole package from top to bottom. She's walking with a rather short and ordinary looking girl friend. Of course she does not see me. For an instant I was stressed out thinking ... will I dump my Bt130 beer , exclusive 'control tower' position and chase after her ? Only had 2/3 secs to make up my mind.

Decided the odds were against me securing her , possible embarrasment (rejection) and loss of top spider and fly spot (control tower). Too much pain for most probably no gain , so stayed put , didnt get off my bar stool. Then I am thinking , chances are she will go down to the end of walking street , swing around and come back again. Why not put this BF (bottom feeder girl) sitting next to me to good use ? I tell BF in a mix of Thai and English what I have just seen .. 'black beauty' (light skin but fancy black dress) and what I want (black beauty to join me). I told BF Baht100 in it for her if she could go out on the street and tell black beauty "I like". BF agreed to the deal.

So then the waiting game. A few false alarms as I realised other girls had similar dresses , but they were all a tad shorter and didnt have the body 'n face of 'black beauty'. Then black beauty appears , bouncing up and down on her high heel shoes , long black flowing hair , keeping up a good walking pace. Think they walk rather quickly to let everyone know : "I'm not trolling" , when in fact they must be (trolling). Girls in Walking Street are trolling , its just that Thai pride will not let them slow down and have a look around like a Phil girl would do.

I tap BF on the arm and tell her , "there she is". "go go" , I tell BF , "go get her". BF hesitated , didnt seem to understand. I do sign language .. 'go get her bring her here'. BF gets the message , realises black beauty has a good pace and is disappearing to our left ... off the radar screen : ) BF takes off , I sit and wonder if she'll catch up to fast moving black beauty. She does , cause she brings that 'doll' back to within 15mtrs of me , 'doll' looks at me , I smile and give her the sign to come and join me BUT I know I have got a damn losers face on. I have the look of a loser , a person in doubt. Why ? From time to time I come across these girls who I think are too good for me , even though they are hookers. This was one of these times.

You know , girls like confident guys , and for sure I knew I had the 'losers look' on for black beauty (BB). BB propped (gorgeous girl) had a 1/2 sec think about it , swung around and took off. She didnt take the bait. BF returns , I give her Bt100 for a good try. She cannot be blamed for the girl not liking me. Then I have a think about the one that got away (one I never even had on my hook) and say to BF .. "she might have a think about it (get hungry) and return" ? BF nodded yes , its a possibility. However , BB never returned. She found something better further afield I suppose : )

Now I am thinking. These girls are so good looking , young guys come , fuck them and then start sending money to them from overseas. BB types are just out for walk to see if they can secure something better than what they already have (online) ? For sure they are fussy. Anyone who knocks back Thommo has to be fussy : ) So I am left with a line of four bottom feeders next to me , one distinctly old and ugly. Such is my lot. Hey , I dont travel thousands of kilometres to be frustrated like this. Its been "all or nothing" throughout my entire life. Looks like nothing tonight.

Whilst sitting at the bench/bar pondering what just happened (slipped through my fingers) , the only thing that helps me a little is to think back to 1978 , young Thommo securing those same outrageously good looking girls. No problem , in 1978 I was here on walking street pattaya , doing the same as I am doing now , Spider and Fly , and getting those 'spunks' who were doing the same as they are doing today. Nowadays , it seems a trip to the plastic surgeon is necessary. Gotta get rid of that tell tale 'turkey neck'. Would only cost $3000 methinks and would do wonders for me.

So whats next ? More perving more frustration.

Then there was "curly hair" . See pic below. She was the highlight of my Pattaya visit. Omitted from Diary ..

Man , I sat down at d' bench/bar 9.15pm and I was still there at 1.45pm. Waitress I had tipped generously all night (about Bt120 in all) made a cock up with my new Bt130 drink. Told her to keep an eye on it whilst I went to toilet. Quickly into toilet and out .. came back , drink gone , been tossed down the sink. Waitress said "sorry sorry". But all things considered 'sorry' is not good enough. In the Philippines there would be a chance of a replacement bottle , not so in Thailand. Waitress wai's me asking for mercy , I say nothing , the expression on my face says it all .. "not happy". So I leave Lucifers and prop at P72 bar opposite. Came 2am and P72 closed down , so then I move onto the street itself. Prop near exit of Lucifers. Came 2.45am and a stream of girls exit Lucifers but not many pretty ones .. even though I must have drunk 8/10 beers. Usually with lots of alcohol the girls start looking better : )

Then a true spunk exits , too dark for me and too much make up , but a 'spunk' nevertheless. An arabic looking young guy speaks to her. She is 12" from my face , does not recognise my existence , yet leaving disco empty handed (pride).

Dont know what the Arab lad first said to her , but do know what she said to him rather loudly : "I no like Paris".

He said : 'why' ?

She said even louder : "Paris fuck no good".

All the Thais around me understood and laughed , I smiled , the Arab guy smiled and then she took off , never once even taking a glimpse of me. A young white guy to my right called out to her , she ignored him too and kept walking. Message from her to white guy : "Dont' call out to me , I'm not a street prostitute" Whores with pride - Thailand : )

Then when spunk was 10/12 metres away the young Arab made a big mistake , he ran off after her. Never ever run off after a whore lads , never ever. "Better to lose a fuck than lose ya pride" That girl would not respect him , and if there was any service forthcoming from her that night (at a high price cause he is showing desperation) it would not be good , methinks. Girls do not shag good for guys they do not respect. And they do not shag good for "Paris" : )

So there it was , just after 3am. I had been at Lucifers for six hours non stop. Now thats 'dedication' for ya. The things I do : )

Back to my room 'battle weary' and at a loss how I would ever secure a pattaya spunk less than half my age , or younger. Philippines can do , Thailand .. hard.

Racked my brain whilst sitting at bench and now rack my brain again. Starting to think .. old guy picking up young spunk strutting by is an impossibility. Why ? High profile lots of people would see it. Pride ... girls dont want to be picked up on the street. So where are they being picked up ? I think inside Disco's , not out amongst the public. Cheap chicks troll and get picked up on the street. Spunks dont have to do that. So maybe Thommo should spend six hours inside Lucifers ?

Would my ears take it (got ear plugs , that'll help) .. would my lungs take it (smoke) .. is it worth it ? Or should I peacefully retire from the mongering scene. Get the impression I am being forced out of the Thai sex scene.

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Lucifers , bar looking out onto Walking St. Curly Hair , oh I like curly hair. Right next to where I am sitting. Different girl to curly haired one in previous pic (w' monger) , different person.

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It's sad , being rejected by spunks. To bed , up again 8.30am , type this out.

Might get some help tonight cause I asked BF (bottom feeder) if she was returning to the 'bench' next night , she said yes. She is a sad unnatractive slim girl , but she has a big plus .. her English is very good and her pride does not get in the way to pick up a hundred baht or so. Do we have a Thai pimp ? Never experienced that in 27yrs of going to and fro Thailand. And I dont know what the girls think of a guy who employs a pimp. Black beauty came back to see who pimp (bottom feeder) was working for (me) , so it cant be too bad.

To Lek , fill the tank (buffet) and try try again : )

Then 'daylight saving' .. curly question answered. Saved my trip to Pattaya somewhat. But still 99.99% of spunks ignore me (and just about everyone else). Cant see any answer to it other than the 'plastic surgeon' and colouring of hair. Do that for whores ? Mmm I'm not sure : )

6pm shower and back on duty again. Not optimistic about Lucifers. Might give it a miss and try Beach Promenade and Massage Parlours. GoGo's are crap , and Beer Bars are stocked with 'b grade' babes.

That night , ate at Lek , good stuff. Then to Massage Parlours near Big C Shopping Complex. Firstly "Sabai Room" where there were about thirty girls of satisfactory quality. Then "Sabai Land" nearby .. 6/8 unsatisfactory girls. Last but not least ... "Sabai Dee" , with about thirty girls of satisfactory quality. One waved to me , hungry. Sabai Room most popular , others quiet.

By foot I walk to the Beach Promenade. Not a soul (girl) in sight. Mayors clean up of Freelancers along the promenade seems to have worked. However further on about a km from Walking St things pick up and there are some girls about but poor quality. One gal was the exception .. particularly attractive. I passed her stopped , then backtracked and said hello to her. She looked me up and down from top to bottom like a Sar Major in the Army , then said "hello" in a faintly katoey voice. Because of the 'inspection' (indicating possibly an 'attitude') , plus the possibilities she's a 'he' (katoey) , I smiled , swung around , and moved on. Saw her later talking to another guy , and yes she looked more katoey the second time. Dont know if the guy knew it , or cared : )

So then arriving at Lucifers I see P72 Bar is too low down in the street , so enter elevated Lucifers. Same gal as previous night serves me. My 'pimp' of the previous night did not show. Did not want to repeat last nights effort of staying in the one spot all night so entered Lucifers Disco itself. Terrible band and an African American enclave. Got a good spider and fly seat but girls entering did not see me (tunnel vision again). Had one drink , had to escape the terrible band.

To Tony's Disco and there is hardly a girl there and an Arab enclave this time. Three out of four there were guys. Out of there. To Marine Disco , only 10/20 people. Back to Lucifers , a Sprite this time. Walk around Walking St a bit , check out Beer Bars .. no 'lookers' employed. Back to my room , type this out as I'm catching early bus to Bangkok. Cant afford to miss my room at 'x'. Rooms hard to get in Bangkok right now (high season) and I've had enough of carrying 20kg of bags around the streets.

1.15am I return to the fray (Lucifers). Better timing this time. Interesting to see who is walking around 'hungry' 3-4am when all the disco's are closed.

Went out , checked everything incl. inside the three disco's , tried to attract attention of a couple of cuties , eg , "ssst , ssst" , and on another occasion within 6" of the babe .. I said "hello" , but all to no avail. Need a little more time and luck. For sure sitting at bench/bar at Lucifers is not the way. Gotta get out , walk about just like they do , and take the initiative.

OK , return to my room 3.15am , had enough rejections for the night , pack bags , shower , catch an early bus to Bangkok.

Adios Pattaya : )

 

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BANGKOK :

Pays to catch early buses. Trip to Bangkok took less than two hours. To 'x' place of accommodation and a long wait to see if I am actually going to get a room. Luck , got a good room Baht430. 'X' is centrally located close to the action ... for me , good value.

To Internet Cafe and upload above. Only had one hours half sleep previous night , so siesta , up eat , shower and "back to business" researching the sex scene for you guys. The things I do : )

First stop maybe Bier Garten . Gotta re-check Thermae , aka , d' Snake Pit also , and it wouldnt be Bangkok for me without finishing off the night at Siam Coffee Shop , aka , Freelance Central. Actually not many FL's there but I find it a bit kinky especially cause I am usually the only falang.

Off to Bier Garten ... dog city .. nothing there of any quality. To Thermae and its empty. Noticed a guy sitting on his Honda 100cc Dream out front of Thermae driniking 7/11 Bt25 Beer Changs. It was 9.15pm he was early and I was too early .. Thermae virtually empty. Return to Big Dog Bar and order a beer from a cute beer bar girl. The only cute one there. But problem is she already has a customer and as soon as she delivers the beer she turns her back on me and converses with her falang customer. Dog Waitress asks me if I want a second beer. No , I take off for 'x' lodgings to eat. Nice food.

Back again to Thermae , its 11.30pm this time and yes some babes there , even some attractive ones. Old mama-san type tries to organise me where I am going to sit and who I am going to fuck. She asks for drink at Bt50. I tell her maybe later. Then I spy one babe that looks respectable from where I am sitting but she is in 'tunnel vision' mode. Get 'mama' to tell her I am interested. Mama now wants 'dink' so I agree to her and gal getting drink. I did not follow approved whorist.com protocol and forgot to ask 'mama' how much beforehand. Dinks arrive and mama says Bt200. Her Baht50 dink has now become a Bt100 dink , and the girls dink price is excessive too. Too late , cardinal error , I ordered before asking price. Think mama's scam is to pocket the Bt100 dif. Next time I will tell mama to f . . . off : )

Anyway , I take gal outside , reckon she'd take a good pic. Bought her a cheap footpath meal and took some shots. She did not photo' well , but hey I notice on 'replay' we've got something special. Do you see what I see .. below the table .. her pussy ? Look under the table. Am I imagining it ? Is this girl one of those that does not wear underpants ? And if so , for what reason , so gropers can get excited ? Mmm , dont know whats going on there. See pic below.

DEVIATE :

 

Left pic : I feed hungry Thermae girl. Right pic : What ! ? Do you see what I see , under the table below the bag . Or am I imagining it (pussy). No panties ? Is she laughing cause she knew when I moved my seat back to get longer shot the camera would pick up on 'no panties' ? She's a real deviate this one : )

 

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Then head for Siam Coffee Shop , its around 12.30am. Surprise , surprise , not one single girl standing out front. Police must have cleaned them out. Head towards Coffee Shop wondering if they have cleaned up inside too. Enter , only about thirty girls but high percentage quality girls. Problem is where can I sit. There is one person here , one person there. A table next to a looker I can not find. More guys than girls and mostly high spending koreans/japanese at that. I am the only falang.

Had to take a table with koreans to my right and 'looker' with girlfriend to my left. Stunner at a table in front of me but her back is facing me. Order Kloster at Bt83 (why not Bt85 .. who thinks up these crazy prices ?). Had some chats to 'looker' to my left. My Thai is good tonight , and she understands me. Look in my wallet ..... soos ! only Baht700 , that wont buy me a 'looker' , and I cant even start shouting drinks. Thommo is not organised tonight it seems. Around 1.30am I decide to split , but before leaving Siam decide to talk to 'stunner'. Get up walk across to stunners table , approaching her from the back , I say "hello" , she turns around and jerks backward as if she has just seen a ghost/monster. This is korean territory not falang territory , she was not expecting a falang and one that appears to have passed his use by date. You'd reckon a guy would have passed his 'use by date' when his ATM runs out .. not so Thailand. You can be cashed up , but if your not what they (lookers) want , they do not sell .. are non negotiable.

Sizing up the situation with this girl and in a split second I said : "falang , falang" (as some of them say to us) and quietly, in a controlled and dignified manner walked out of Siam. So , as usual pretty girls there , its just a matter if ya wanna pay korean prices I suppose. But numbers of girls down on previous two trips. Quality still there though.

Back to Thermae. Taxi driver takes off along New Petchaburi Road , turns first left , then first left again onto a backroad behind Siam Hotel. Most entertaining .. hundreds of katoeys lined up on this dirt back road , cars in front and behind slow down and inspect , some stop , us included. Get the impression taxi driver finds it amusing , anyway I do. Its a continual line up of katoeys and a continual line of cars/taxis trolling ever so slowly past , inspecting them. Towards end of katoey line there were a few 'girls' , none of which interested me , even at Bt700 (all I had).

Out at Thermae and it seems closed (2am) but would you believe that same falang was still there sitting on his motorbike , trying to break Thommo's record of 6hrs (at Lucifers) it seems. By this time he'd been on that bike monitoring thermae for over five hours. Perhaps he is a voyeur too ? : ) No respectable ladies around. I walk up and down Sukhumvit and see the occasional attractive girl and the fortune teller .. See pic below. 

FORTUNE TELLER :

PIC ..... Fortune Teller , Sukhumvit Road , 2am. He stayed focused , telling fortune of young girl in front of him. Ignored my presence .. a true professional. Looked once at me ... and yes , he had the eyes of a fortune teller. I'd believe him .. wouldnt you ? Girl on right had nice enough face and personality. To right of her yet again , stood the 'looker' for a sec or two (the fish that got away). Lively area post 1am .. Suk Rd between Soi 3 and Soi.15 .... voyeurs haunt for sure. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Whilst at fortune tellers spy a 'looker' , really nice. Dont know where she came from. She was looking through a tattoo album set up on the street. I looked left , thought 'get pic for d' boys' , looked right , and she was gone ! Within 5 secs it was all over.

Up and down I walk congested Sukhumvit Rd. Full of footpath table and chairs , folks eating drinking. I check out 'cattle yard' (Nana parking lot) and its 'katoeysville'. Overheard one guy say to his friend : "I actually saw a man walk past with a girl". Yeh , its that bad. Katoey phenomenon seems to be on the increase with every trip I make. Faggot falangs jet in to fuck em , or be fucked by them (robbed).

Its now 3.15am , time to return to 'x' lodgings. Same time as previous night in Pattaya (3.15am). Is Thommo getting into a rut/routine ? Time to move on , if thats the case.

To summarise : approached and accosted by many 'dogs' and 'b graders' during my strolls up and down Suk'. Even so , possible to score an attractive babe methinks. Siam possible to score a 'looker' if ya willing to unload 2000 short time , at a guess. Thermae also pos to score an attractive gal and lung cancer at no extra cost (smoke prevails).

Up next morning and surprised to find how little money I have left. Where did it go ? Thommo out of control ... never ? ! , but last night , yeh wasnt at my best. "A fool and his money soon parts company" .. especially in a place like Bangkok.

This morning 9am see if I can stopover Philippines , if yes , take off a.s.a.p for Phil , if not head for Chiangmai where the vibes are better and opportunities abound. Right now , just dont like Bangkok. Too crowded , polluted and 'tricky' for me. Not a good 'fucking environment'.

Then the good news , I can overstay in Philippines. So I am off tomorrow (Phils) , not today. Feel a bit travel weary , been jumping from place to place (Chiangrai , Mae Sai , Burma , Rai , Chiangmai , Bangkok , Pattaya , Bankgok ....... all in about 10 days. Add to that late nights = I'm a bit weary.

Worked it out .. if I went to Burma and back , to continue "bahn pooying sow" survey , it would cost me Baht6000 in air fares alone. Thats Pesos8000 equivalent , which will buy me a lot of hot pussy in the Philippines. One thing the Filipinas understand ... "they are the seller". Whereas there seems to be confusion in Thailand where the babes think they are the buyer. Falangs literally running up the street chasing whores does not help things (eg Pattaya). In the Phil girls know their place .. in Thailand they seem to be confused and dont know who they really are : seller , seeking a buyer. Emphasis on 'seeking'. They should do the seeking , not us.

Since when does the buyer chase the seller. Since when did the money chase the honey. Where I come from (32yrs of whoring touring) the seller chases the buyer. I will show interest , but I will not kiss ass to pay for sex. I enjoy Thailand very much , but the sex is the same as 28yrs ago when I first visited Thailand .... "rather cool" , when compared with the Philippines. Yeh , I fucked Thai girls in the ass , they sucked my cock , but its all rather 'controlled' compared to a typical Filipina performance. Language and cultural barrier (Thailand) has no doubt got something to do with it.

So , no breakfast at Nana , yesterdays buffet was poor to say the least. Especially cause I had just come from Lek in Pattaya. Nana management should go down to Lek Pattaya and learn a thing or two about buffets. Had brekky at my lodgings .. 'x'.

Excited .. tomorrow I arrive in Manila and I've got it all worked out ... my next 'victim' , that is , who I am going to "thrash" (with my giant ? cock). And I am arriving with unique Thai gifts , romantic ones. My objective : To get the best pics to date , of a girl all of you guys have been emailing in about. Nude shots , ass , vagina , the lot. Why ? So you can whank yourselves over them .. and get her out of your system : )

Of course sometimes pretty girls dont photo' well , but she's a Filipina , and they like d' camera , so I think you will be able to 'enjoy' the private shots I will share with you. Get to the Chemist/Pharmacy right now fella's , buy some ky gel , sit back and wait for the next page of FFF3 , which I will name : 'Whank Whank'. She's the one you've all been emailing in about , so get ready : )

Ahead of myself again aint I. Yeh , rarely turns out as planned , will see. If Manila no good , dash off to Cebu and service my private harem .. Mona Lisa and Bambi.

Now off to Int Cafe , answer emails , change money , pay room , to MBK Shopping Mall looking for the elusive golden bracelet. I do not expect any sex tonight , in fact dont want any , save it (and money) for hot Filipinas tomorrow. Bangkok is hot and humid , but the Bgk 'lookers' are ice maidens. My experience anyway. Oh yes , I know the hard core whores 'perform' (acting) but I dont fuck hard core whores anymore. Leave em for others : )

Rain poured down , just before leaving 'x' for MBK , used my umbrella. Passing Beer Bar in Soi.4 I did the 'katoey ploy' , flapping my hands as is the wont of gays. Girls knew where I was coming from and smiled. As you know , any guy using an umbrella is 'suspect' : )

To MBK but no mens bracelets. Will have to buy it back home. Got the bottom half of my body sorted out .. newish leather shoes , new stylish pants bought in the Philippines , and 'huge' cock : ) Need to fine tune the upper part of my body now with a gold bracelet. Of course a new head would be nice , but one step at a time , new bracelet first.

Then I come across that leather bag shop at MBK (FFF2) and yes the girl there remembered 'gift giver' Thommo. Couldnt resist her seductive smile and bought yet another leather bag. Thats four leather bags Bt6000 in the same Shopping Mall. Anyone interested in some leather bags ? Going cheap : )

Back to 'x' accom and siesta , freshen up for tonight and tomorrow (Phil). Don't think I will run around like a hairy goat with my tail between my legs tonight. Stay within the Suk' area methinks : Big Dog Bar .. Thermae and the 'motorcyc bandit' , aka , voyeur .. Suk' strip (Paris after dark) and then possibly Grace Coffee shop , which was a complete non event last trip (FFF2). Yeh , little bit surprised to see some cuties along the Suk strip last night. Will check that angle out again tonight. Perhaps I could get the fortune teller to predict my whoring future. He might come to the same conclusion as me .. 'plastic surgeon' ? , eg : "Yeh , Thommo , I see a bleak future for ya , bottom half ok , but top half ...... you need some work done on it " : )

So , about 8.15pm I head off for Big Dog Bar. Decide not to let a 'dog' select me , very quickly walk up to Siam Face (waitress) and order beer. Owner 'dumb' cause he prices beer Bt95 , so siam face can only get Bt5 tip. OK , so I am old fashioned and think of 'workers' wants. Nowadays there is only one want : 'me' (owner) , no other wants : )

Then holy shit , bible bashers let loose just below Big Dog and entrance to NEP. They screamed out aloud things like : "If I had a choice I would not be here tonight , I would be home with my wife ... this sinful place (NEP) , you are lost souls , it's disgusting , god loves you" etc. There were four of them .. x 3 speakers (loud) and another one who handed out 'calling cards'. What a joke , right on the door of whoresville .. NEP. Took pic , see below. 

PREACHER MAN ... REPENT : 

PIC ..... The guy in white shirt , black tie facing towards NEP GoGo Bars and addressing all the 'sinners' there (NEP) won the award for 'best hollerer'. He was the loudest , most energetic of the three 'bible bashers' that night. Lacked faith though , only lasted 30mins. The Lord would not be pleased .. quitter : )

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Saw a gal in a nice spunky dress , which wafted to and fro as she walked quickly along. Dont they all , walk quickly ? (Pattaya etc , you know what I mean).

Previous trip FFF2 only looked in the door of Angel Witch. This time entered. Liked it ... coliseum , tiered couch seats. We are elevated in tiers above the dancers. Let the victims into the lions den ! They come onto the dance floor below us ... great music , dancing (choreography). This lot have put some effort into entertaining their customers. Not so Philippines where you get only "shuffle d' feet". The bloody best GoGo scene I have ever seen in 32yrs of whoring. Now , dont get me wrong ... GoGo's are slack when it comes to music and dancing , Angel Witch is the exception. On exiting I told management : "dee tee soodt" = 'the best'.

OK , exit NEP , look towards Nana parking lot and see that gal in the spunky dress. I like the briefness , colour and pleats .. especially when she bounces (walks) along. . Unfortunately she did not have a face : ) Took a pic of her , see below.

 

WHY YOU NO FUCK ME ?

PIC ..... Gal propped in Nana Parking Lot , next to Golden Bar. I liked her 'swaying' dress (Panties on underneath ?). Most prob chatting guys heading for Nana Hotel/Disco. After pic she said : "why you no fuck me" ... Me , sign language : I stuck my forefinger out , curled it downwards ('limp'). She said : "Can do" (get it up : ) Note : Pic removed , to save downloads (she was ugly anyway : )

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Back to 'x' , eat , type this out , get some more money .... its party night .. might not see Thailand for sometime. Next trip Brazil. I know , said it before , but this time for real ..... FFF4 = Brazil (big tits , big ass , big sex).

Regroup , back to the fray again. Already looks like a nice hangover tomorrow. Little bit pissed already (11.30pm).

Well , the money disappears in Bangkok. I am spending at least double per day what I spend anywhere else. Head to Thermae in a taxi this time .. one way traffic precludes us going direct , we take the long way. Flying past I see a building with the words "The Pent" written on it. Stop taxi driver , alight and passing parked BMW's etc I enter 'Pent'.

On the Internet there is one guy in particular , who seems to know the Bangkok scene very well and has money to burn , who promotes this place as having the best hookers in Thailand @ Baht20,000 and up each. Now thats serious money. Gotta have a look at these babes. He said : "if they smell sex tourist , you have no chance".

OK , I enter , pay Baht660 cover charge (= first two drinks) and what do I find ? A smallish area with stage , live band , rather nice elongated bar with pretty bar girls. Look around and all I see are attractive thai babes with their boyfriends. Its obviously a place where the well heeled youth meet and party. Not a hooker joint at all. Similar to some other places , where you can call twenty times and might find someone to 'rent' , but only might. Massage girls are just as pretty as the Pent lot. Out the door I go to the more realistic : Thermae.

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I arrive at Thermae and there were about 50/60 girls but no pretty ones. Motorcyc bandit was noticeably absent. Then I walked to Grace .. gotta give up on this one ... cause the Coffee Shop is still looking like a 'kitchen' , cheapest of chairs and tables , and only about 15/20 overweight b. grade women. Can not imagine guys wanting to screw any of them. Off to Siam Hotel. Problems again in getting a taxi driver to understand me , then I realised if you pronounce it (Siam) : "Say-yaam" they understand me. Outside 'Say-yaam' there are a few girls this time , to the left under the tree. Average looking ones with a male pimp in control. No girls at actual front entrance of Hotel.

Enter Hotel proper and then Coffee Shop (24/7) and there are more girls than on previous night and not one single korean customer. Thai guys reign tonight. Attractive girl from night before is there at same table , in same chair. So too others , they seem to have their 'territory' carved out. Because of no koreans , there was interest in me this night. Mama-san type came over to me and said : "any of them Bt1500 and Siam Hotel short time rooms Bt500". Stunner from previous night not there.

SIAM HOTEL - COFFEE SHOP

Struck up conversation with a Karaoke girl. I enquired about 'cute' one sitting at her table. Karaoke says she is a student who only comes some times. I chat quite a bit with 'student' , and yes she does not look or behave like a whore. She agreed to step outside and be photo'd. Not allowed to take pics inside Siam. Nice natural girl. Reckon she trolls for customers 75% of time and studies the other 25%. It will take her a long time to graduate , but believe she will. She was keen to secure a Sugar Daddy like me , but I am not into 'sponsoring' : ) Photo of her that was on this page has now been removed. Not appropriate for her to be on a sex site. Might get mud on my face , or more , next time I call at Siam.

Yes , much more lively tonight at Siam and I am the star attraction cause there are only young Thai ATM's around. I'm the only foreigner with a solid ATM so I am popular. Even so , at 2am I split and return to my room at 'x' to get some sleep , wake up , pack , get to airport. Gave Suk' strip a miss , not up to it tonight. Returned home with only Bt300 on me. Bangkok is expensive.

In the Philippines today , I will try and locate Miss Whorist.com .. The gal most people emailed in about. Locate her (Philippines) , fuck her and photo' her in the nude. It's the least I can do for you guys .. the 'True Believers'.

I'm happy to finish my tour in fucksville .. d' Philippines.

Hang on , I will be back in two days time , hopefully with some interesting pics.

The end is nigh.  

Daily Diary

 

 

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So D day , departure day arrives. 'X' where I stay wants Bt350 plus tolls for taxi to airport. I go out on the street and offer Bt200 plus tolls , driver says Bt250 then agrees to Bt200. Turns out to be a very nice guy , so along the way I decide to give him the Bt250 anyway. We talk about 'Ladies' and he said : "Thai lady no underpant". I say : 'Why'. He said : "sexy". So , it seems there is a trend right now in Bangkok not to wear underpants , obviously helps extracting money from guys. That explains 'Deviate' girl I met at Thermae , pic above. There's a trend for ya lads. Gals sit down so you can see their pussy ... new innovation. Wonder who thought it up .. Molly d' Moll I suppose : )

At Bangkok airport , usual bunch of queue jumpers. I straighten them out. Then in front of me , at the Immigration queue a British guy with an ugly whore. She has a problem in getting past Immigration Officer , and was sent back , so Brit had to leave queue and go with her. How come the Brit didnt make sure her 'papers' were in order before they went to the airport ? Anyway , its difficult getting LON's in or out of countries nowadays. Too many of them do a runner once theyve settled in to the new country.

OK , its time to put up or shut up. Secure Miss Whorist.com , shag her , photo' her and move on. Plane takes off from Bangkok 15mins late , we arrive in Manila 6.05pm. Change money , get bag , buy taxi ticket and head for favourite abode 'W'. By time I bought ticket to cebu , changed money etc it was coming on dark , so didnt like the idea of walking around in dark looking for a cheap taxi with all my valuables (bags). Paid the P530 ticket instead .. safe.

Surprise , 'W' is full , young vulnerable girl working at Desk tries at least 12 other places for me , all full. She promises to get me a 'W' room tomorrow. Need 'W' to shag Miss Whorist. So , no shagging her tonight , will have to put everything on the line , try and secure her tomorrow night cause the following morning I leave for Cebu (Mona Lisa and Bambi). Time is running out , need a few shags before trip ends : )

So out the door of 'W' I go and call on Duck Tavern .. full. Then another joint , vacancy at P2800. "Includes breakfast" says guy at Desk. 'Pretty expensive breakfast' says I , laugh , he laughs , out the door I go. Next one we'll call 'V' is below acceptable standards nowadays but I am desperate for somewhere to put my bags for the night. No vacancy , but someone who reserved a room has not yet showed , I have showed , so I get the room at P450. You can imagine what it is like .. Ermita and P450. Small little box , no window , no shower/toilet. But yes , it has a power point , so I connect laptop and type this out. Will take the room key with me .. worried about security/theft from the room.

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PIC ..... Signs like this are of value to Newbies and a reminder to others ... Beware ! Watch your Ass !

 

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Will not even shower. Go to LA Cafe drink piss. Originally intended to go out to Miss W (Whorist) place tonight and and secretly ask her to call during following day , thus avoiding thousand/s in bar fine stuff. But that way is a bit risky cause Flips are not reliable. Better I go out there , grab her by the hand , drag her back to 'W' and give her a good thrashing. "Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". Thats the theory .. will now see what happens :

Exit 'V' , no watch , no leather bag , only some cash in the pocket. Im thinking ahead. Will be returning early hours via laneways to 'V'. Ermita/Manila more dangerous. Precautions necessary.

Jeez wish I could record my thoughts/experiences (in d' brain). Tonight upstairs at LA eleven to 11.30pm for the best selection. Bodies Filipinas have. Think its just cause they are wearing skin tight jeans/pants to show off their legs etc. I still maintain Filipinas have got the legs and Thais have got the face. Plenty of girls upstairs LA Cafe with tiny waists , generous ass and shapely legs. A small number have a great face to go with it. Tunnel vision applies to Grandpa (Lolo) Thommo to some extent at LA too , but not as much as in Thailand. And I see non koreans have a chance tonight , mostly cause koreans are in short supply. Not many koreans , about 10% of what I have seen on previous surveys. Same was the case back at Siam Bangkok. Its mid week , maybe they make money midweek and come weekends spend up big ? African Americans are here and they are popular with the girls. So much for the other girls opinion ('not popular').

No problems with gaining eye contact with the 'dogs' of course. They are all eying me off. Downstairs is the dog box. Plenty dogs down there. Quite clearly , upstairs is where the better ones reside. They can afford the upstairs P100 entrance cause they get fucked a lot = got money. Dogs down below have the reverse problem.

I observe young mama-san running the show upstairs. We'll code name her 'J'. Older shorter 'mama' seems to be laid back tonight. Not many koreans for her to work with for starters. Young one is keen and active , taking girls by the hand and propping them next to koreans table/s. She's doing that all the time. As soon as something reasonable comes up the stairs she grabs the girl and escorts her over to the small number of koreans. 'J' sometimes puts elegant modern glasses on , sometimes takes off. Notice when she has them on she looks sexy. With glasses off she looks ordinary.

I called her across and told her I have been watching her and observing her for four hours and when she puts glasses on she is sexy. When she takes glasses off she does not look sexy. She thanks me for compliment and then asks me why I dont take a girl. I say I was in this same LA building in 1974 , had about 2,000 girls by now , fussy nowadays. She says she has a student , good girl doesnt come to LA , P2/3000 Short Time (compare Student Siam Coffee Shop Bt1500). I said ok , not sure , will be at LA again tomorrow (dont want to commit myself ... hopefully got Miss Whorist tomorrow night).

I dont know why 'J' came up with 'student' straight away , but I suppose she can tell a man with class (me) when she sees one (havent showered or shaved) and realises I am not into fucking the LA type of girl. Although there are plenty of fuckable girls upstairs at LA. Dont let anyone else tell you otherwise. Especially when the koreans are not around. 'J' goes back to controlling the girls and also puts her glasses back on .. sexy : )

As you know , I dont have a fuck place tonight. Only a little box of a room without windows and big cockroaches running around , including on my bed x 2 times. Can not fuck in such an environment , wait until tomorrow night and make up for it then. 

MR COOL

In addition to some cute/attractive girls upstairs we have : "Mr Cool" , white shoes 'n sox , white track pants , white top (with hood hanging down at the back) reddish framed sleak sunglasses , reddish (coloured) hair. I think he's a Filipino ... so ask waitress .. she says "Japanese". He doesnt buy anything ever , no drink , nothing. Girls flock to him , he's either got a big dick or big money : ) The coolest monger I have ever seen in my life. When I say 'cool' I'm saying it sarcastically. This guy is 'manufactured' cool only. Imagine wearing sunglasses at night inside LA ... now that has to be cool , right ? And the all white ensemble , wow , I cream my jeans thinkin about it. He does not speak a word , cool people dont , do they ? Also , he never makes eye contact with me , doesnt recognise my existence , yet we are only 2 mtrs apart and for hours on end. Now that is cool : )

OK , he is a 'snoopy' project. Snoopy is absent right now , so tomorrow night I plan (will do ?) to get non flash pic of him. He is magic , kind of subject I am searching for. A complete 'fake' , in a bullshit world of his own. Gotta get this guy : ) UPDATE : Didnt pic him , camera's not allowed.

Yeh , plan to return to LA tomorrow night with Miss Whorist , upset the mongers and girls there. Mainly girls , cause I got rejected again. Yeh bought nice babe P100 'dink' and she didnt even look at me when she passed me later on in the night x 2/3 times (tunnel vision). Totally ignored me. Man d' end is nigh.

So much to tell , so little memory to tell it with : )

For sure LA is voyeurs paradise. Plenty to observe , if ya into that kind of stuff. Some people fuck ya know , but not me : )

Walk quickly home 3am navigating dark alley ways .... guy follows me , I swing around and say : "get lost" , he does. Thirty metres further along another one sneaks up behind ... they are moving in for the kill , like pack dogs. I swing around and say : "I kill you" , cause he saw me tell other guy to 'get lost' , yet he still comes after me. Looking surprised he said : "You kill me" in a very weak timid tone. Looks like he thinks he is going to die then and there. And yet another third stalker calls out : "Fuck you America". There's now 2/3 closing in on me. Luckily I did not have watch or leather bag with me. That would attract them even more.

Fortunately I am now only 30mtrs from front door of 'V'. Pick up the pace (walking) , get to front gate but its locked , but luckily there was an air hostie on the other side of gate sitting on the mini porch waiting for something/someone. She quickly read the scene (guys moving in on me) , must have heard me talking to them and "fuck you america" etc , and so quickly opened the steel door from behind. I say to her : "Hostie by day , security by night". I enter , now safe from predators. Whats she doing sitting on the porch in full hostie uniform at 3am ? Maybe it was her room I got ? I had thoughts of inviting her to share my bed (with the cockroaches) , but common sense prevailed , and I said nothing , other than 'thanks' for letting me in and saving my bacon.

Another giant cockroach is now running all over my bed. Thoughts of waking up with a cockroach running over my chest (its happened before) runs through my mind. Go out to reception , now awake and at desk , and ask : 'Spray' ? She says : "tomorrow". Everything is tomorrow in the Philippines : )

9am that morning to 'W' to confirm with new Desk girl I am getting a room. 11.30am I move out of cockroach joint and in to 'W'. Call long distance to Cebu .. but find the three places of my choice are "full". Then secure a room at less desirable location. Only two nights , so wont create waves about that.

Havent eaten , washed , shaved or fucked. Time to get organised. In seven hours time I will proposition Miss Whorist and do a deal with her 'owners' (ktv management). Hope I do not return empty handed.

Some hours down the track same day , around 5.45pm still havent eaten , washed , shaved or fucked. Changed my mind (typical) and cancelled trip to Cebu. Feel a bit tired of jumping from town to town/city etc (eg Thailand). Think I will stay put in Manila. Bambi and Mona Lisa will have to find someone else to fuck them : )

Went to nearby PAL Office to cancel flight and get refund. It took 80 mins to get my refund. Had to pay 20% penalty for cancelling 20hrs before the flight , and on top of that pay 10% tax to the government for the privilege of losing that 20%. Flips are starting to get to me , all the more reason to fuck them and fuck them good : )

7pm and I am washed , shaved. Next eat at LA Cafe , then to Miss W (Whorist). Lost the calling card .. collected about twenty calling cards this trip and the only one I can not find is the one that leads me to Miss W. Must have put it in a special place. So special I cant find it. No probs , I remember where the joint is.

SANDRA - NUDE PICS :

Food problem Ermita solved : LA Cafe , great food (but not cheap). Then to Miss W , aka , Sandra of 'Desire' fame (Pic on diary page.5. above) .. taxi driver takes different route to Caloocan. Yes , it works out less on the meter but confuses me cause we arrive at a different spot in Caloocan. Eventually find 'Desire' where Sandra works. Enter , look at all the girls lined up on the sofa , start on right side expecting Sandra to be last on left , same as she was 12 days or so ago. Oops , she's not in the line up at all. Ask where she is. They say : "absent one week now Sir". That means four days after I left her she tossed the job in/resigned. Left my contact info with them just in case she returns to work in the next day or two (unlikely). Exited 'Desire' devastated and saddened.

On and off for twelve days I had been thinking of Sandra .. 'cookie in the oven'. Had it all worked out , what I was going to do with her when I returned to the Philippines. In addition to sex , reckon she would have been great company. Add to that , I told you guys I'd have nude pics of her for this page.

Returning to LA Cafe I felt sad. An opportunity missed. Sandra would have been a good one. Looks like I am going to end up on a negative note just like FFF2 (Sept 2005).

Tell taxi driver to call back 8pm next day and take me to places where foreigners do not go. Filipino style sex places. He's big and hefty , good security. He can sit with me in Flip joints drink beer and be my body guard. 'Native' girls are so spontaneous and natural. Quite different to experienced and sophisticated "upstairs" maidens (LA Cafe). Should be no problem getting pics of 'native' girls. They wont be 'Internet' wary like the LA girls.

Get dropped off at LA. "Mr Cool" is there again , same as me , sitting in the one spot observing. Different colour co-ordination and clothes today , but still the sunglasses. Yeh , and he buys drinks this time , including drinks for girls. Seems he has a similar m.o to me .. observe , dont rush , then pounce when the right one presents itself.

Bit of a slack night , only about half usual number of girls. I'm getting better reaction this time , cause I had a shower , shaved and put my best clothes on. Also Korean numbers are down again = more interest in Americano's like me. Had a chat with one babe with a really nice 'spanish' face and the best boobs in LA. Got 'Spanish' to come to my table via message from waitress. She wanted P3000 ST , forget it. At least the 'lookers' are now talkin' to me.

Then lo and behold "Miss Korea" (FFF2) walks in. Remember her ? I couldn't forget her , unique 'oriental' eyes. She didnt seem to recognise me. Firstly she sat reasonably close to me , having a quick peep from time to time , then when I did not make a move , she went and sat a long way off , but still visible. Then a middle class educated looking Filipino guy sits next to me. I bring up the subject of the koreans getting first choice. He said "it doesnt affect me , it only affects you guys" (Anglo Saxons/Americano's). We chat , he then excuses himself , says he has to talk to his girlfriend. Walks across to the other side and talks to "Miss Korea" of all people. He took her to the side , out of my sight. Actually at one stage I thought they had exited the building via a different door , but then he returns and passing by says "good night" to me. Either negotiations broke down or he made an arrangement for another day. Miss Korea returned to her chair and we are now in view of each other again.

Miss Koreas girlfriend then comes across and positions herself close to me. I tell her , "talked to Miss Korea last Sept". She says Miss K remembers me. Not initially , but maybe after a while the penny dropped and she remembered me , but even so , doubtful .. just propoganda from girlfriend , and an attempt to 'butter me up'. Later on , I stop waitress and buy drink for the two girls (Miss Korea plus friend). They did not order expensive drinks P120 total. Nice of them. Then they come and thank me profusely. Obviously they have no other prospects tonight : ) An hour or two later Miss K came to me and said "good night" and then exited LA Cafe. For sure she is in the bag. I can have her anytime I want , but there is something 'cool' about her. Too controlled/calm. Doubt if she would be a good fuck. As she leaves I check her body out. Nothing wrong with it , she is spot on for me. You never know , she might seduce me yet : )

Tonight the girls show more interest in Thommo. Why ? Think I am gaining credibility ... they can see I am a friendly harmless guy. Pimp lady 'J' comes up to me. I gave her the cute Thai present I intended to give to absent Sandra. She gives me her cell number , email address. Might come in handy one day. You know Mr Cool , well this pimp girl is Miss Cool , really cool , naturally cool. Very seductive type. She would have made a lot of money selling 'it' in years gone by. She is about 3/5yrs beyond her use (pussy) date now though. Has made a successful switch from selling pussy to organising pussy for others (ie , pimp).

Around 2am I exit LA. Transvestites on one corner. Walking back to my accom I see a foreigner cross the road to meet me. He seems a bit drunk and has one bottle of beer in his hand. Just like the katoeys in Chiangmai , I cross the road to avoid him. However he picks up on this and weaves in behind the jeepneys and we come out the other side facing each other. Cant avoid him now. Even so , I made sure I kept moving , didnt stop and give him much of a chance. In a split second , moving away from the predator all the time , he shows me his badly ulcerated arms. Very bad ulcers for which he needs treatment. I understand straight away that he is one of many foreign 'derelicts' I have met in the Philippines over the last 32yrs. Some of them dont have a place to sleep , live off Filipino charity and any foreigner they can 'hook'. Some of these derelicts have caused me problems and even embarrassed or put me down over time. Because of my bad experience with these people I dont give this particular guy any sympathy. He mumbles something about "Pesos500" .. "Money Transfer you'll get money back" etc.

I have heard it all before. "My money is coming" is an old one. I have given money to foreigners based on that line and of course lost every time. These types piss in ya face once they get what they want. They were all "ungrateful" towards me. I waved him off like I would any other beggar that I am not interested in. He'll pitch outside of LA and try the next foreigner who exits the place. You can bet on that.

Imagine a white guy begging in the Philippines. Competing with the local beggars for the tourist dollar : )

It was a sad day for me .. Sandra "absent" , romance aborted. Good news : Miss Korea is starting to kiss my ass : ) There is hope for this ageing monger yet. Miss Korea is an 'A' level operator and she is kissing my ass. Thats all I want to know , viz , I can still get em : ) Young guys can zap into LA Cafe and get the 'A' class babes straight away. Oldies like me have to gain some 'credibility' first.

Yes , I'm doing a taxi tour tomorrow night of Filipino only places (sex venues). Will take camera and see what I get. Taxi driver is big guy , he'll be my security. Not wise for a foreigner to be in Filipino only places where sex and alcohol is sold , by himself. Best to have a Filipino companion. Taxi driver "Boy" (thats his real name) is no midget .. he's the right one.

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Woke up next morning , bit of a hangover , yet I ate a lot at LA. "Headless Chook" kicks in. Realise I dont look like fucking anything in Manila and I have got two honeys in Cebu waiting to be serviced (Bambi and Mona Lisa). Can not contact taxi driver from previous night and cancel booking. He has no phone contact. Can't stand him up , will have to honour my arrangement with him.

OK tonight will be kinky. Told driver I am bringing camera. He will advise when and where its ok to take pics. Hope to come up with an insight into 'native whoring'. How the local working class lads secure a naughty and the prices involved. Sandra let me down , so no pics of her. Now try for pics again (Page.12).

Went to PAL , within 15mins had ticket to Cebu. Called Cebu and reserved room. Will now call Bambi and Mona Lisa , line them up for some "suck 'n fuck" action. Tonight Manila , tomorrow night Cebu. Ever onward .. d' Headless Chook : )

 

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To continue the Diary : 

Still in Manila : Next , I ate at LA Cafe. Young waitress was perky and efficient. Cleaning lady/CL (35yrs of age) nearby. Wanting to have some fun , I ask her : "Any virgins" and she said something like yes. Loud music and traffic outside on the road making hearing a little bit difficult. I said : "But how old". She said "4". I laughed , realise she is telling me what time she finishes work. Then a little later CL whispered "whats your number". Americano boss not far away , she can not afford to be caught 'soliciting'. I pretend to think her question came from behind me , swing around , look and then back again not looking in CL's direction. Later on , never to be denied , CL is cleaning the window 6" from me and says again : "whats your number". Thommo is making progress .. he's got 35yr old cleaners hitting him.

The occasional 'dog' approaches me. Then the waitress , to whom I said : "where are the pretty girls .. upstairs or down stairs". She said : "Upstairs. Down stairs , too old , too fat , no teeth ............." Had to laugh and stop her , think she had a long list of deficiencies (downstairs girls). Then she continued : "Upstairs P100 entrance , pretty lady have lots of money". (Downstairs not pretty , do not have money).

Then I tell the waitress : 13yrs before she was born Ermita was very busy , very big. She said : "Yeh I know , very bad place". She had a T.Shirt on with some nice cartoon artwork on the back of it .. a sheep. One guy with beer mug in hand screwing the sheep from behind , another guy also with beer mug in hand at the front , being sucked off by the same sheep. With the words : "LA Cafe .. teamwork gets us there". I told the waitress that the t. shirt is funny , can I buy it. She said : "Sold out , very popular". I bet it is. Don't think she wears that t.shirt anywhere around the house in front of her Mum and Dad : )

At 2.30pm there was one cute girl in amongst all the bottom feeders. Whilst there bought four LA Bandanas , will give as gifts in Cebu. And might need one for my balding head , in the future : )

No text message from Sandra. The one that got away. I had her in my net 12 days ago and let her back in the water. Fool. Thought she would always be there , waiting for me. Not so.

So I rush to get previous page onto the Internet. Along the way , see this skull of a woman in her sixties , unwashed , what little flesh she had had collapsed inwards. Eyes sunken into sockets etc. Bones sticking out everywhere , laying down on the footpath. Seemed to have eyes open , just staring straight ahead , not taking in me or anybody. Sort of staring. On return from Int Cafe I stopped and prodded her hand with a P100 note , her eyes opened a little , once I thought she understood some money had been placed in her hand , I took off. To me she looked like she was dying from severe malnutrition. The P100 will give her a lift , plus the fact that someone cares , will give her another lift of the more important kind. Thousands would pass her every day and not give a stuff. Sad , but that's the way it is in the Philippines. Survival of the fittest.

Back at Hotel , shower and wait for taxi driver in M.H.Del Pilar St. He did not show. 'Unreliable' is a key word when thinking of Flips. Could have been fucking either Bambi or Mona Lisa tonight in Cebu. Damn , another night sitting on my ass at LA Cafe. Possibly a 'gift from heaven' will seduce me ? (LA Cafe). Only 2/400 girls to choose from. Its a hard hard life. Even so , could have been sucked off by one of my harem members (Cebu) , instead will be voyeurising at LA .. Manila all over again. Can't cross the line with these whores (LA). Of course Mona and Bambi are not whores : )

Arrive at LA 10.30pm and there is an additional P50 charge for a Bikini Contest. Take up my usual spider and fly spot. Actually surprised its not taken. Mr Cool has already taken up his position directly opposite me , identical location/table but on other side. At the 'bridge head' between the band area and the 'korean tables' area. Mr Cool likes to 'observe' and be in control just like me. He is wearing the same ensemble (clothes) as night before. Sorry , I will have to deduct some points for that. Previously "Cool 8.7" , now "Cool 6.5". Wearing the same clothes two nights in a row , just isnt cool. Not even I do that !

Koreans almost totally absent again. Ask around and they say Koreans come on Friday and Saturday nights , as I thought previously. Therefore girls eye me and all other Anglo Saxons (Americano's) off. Tomorrow night , Friday , they will ignore us : ) Miss Korea arrives and has a chat. I told girlfriend I call her "Miss Korea". Girl friend says she is Chinese. Then a gwapo (hansum) Americano enters my 'control' area. He walks past like he owns the place. The girls go "ga ga" , hanging around him like groupies. One girl said : "he's so handsome he is like an actor". The girls , including Miss Korea unabashedly compete for his attention. He is continually encircled by the best upstairs girls. Wonder which way they would vote Friday night. Would they vote for hansum ('Actor') or vote for money (Koreans) ?

Well , had lots of chats with lots of girls , including young 'J' d' pimp. She said she put gift I gave her on mantelpiece etc. Keeps coming to me , must have come to me 10 or more times during the night. Seems to be reporting to me what she is doing with the girls , how successful or otherwise the night is etc. Sometimes she comes to me and says things like : "I'm going to take this girl to Hotel now. She is popular girl" etc. No attempt to pass a girl on to me , just reporting in (to me) regularly. Perhaps if I hung around long enough I would be able to get a percentage of her takings : ) Told her about 'Actor' , she went to him straight away , came back and said she told him : "I think you might be homosexual , you dont take girl" . Dont think that would have gone down well , even though she'd smile when she said it.

Bunny was there too. Gal I had before I went to Thailand. She said she's waiting for boyfriend. 2am and he still had not arrived. Maybe she just does not want a second round with my old frizzled up dick ? What young girl would like sucking an old mans dick ? Only a desperado.

'J' visits me again. I ask her about a girl I call 'spunk' and who I rate in the top 3 at LA (upstairs). 'J' said "she like young guy". Never seen spunk score any guy at all , korean , non korean , young or old. She even ignored the 'Actor' (hansum). Presume he has to go to her if he wants her pussy. How does 'spunk' survive ... sponsor/s , scamming on Internet or what ?

'J' said girls are asking her why I dont take a girl. I said : "Tell them I am homosexual" : )

Melai is there .. the tallish spunky one I talked about , before I went to Thailand. She's lazy , stays in same spot all the time. Cebuano (lazy) genes being a factor I think. Ordered first drink from her , gave her tip , but long after I needed second drink she still had not returned , so gave the drinks 'contract' to another girl. Then third girl wants to serve me I say : "Sorry other girl has got the contract". Hot competition between the waitresses , they only get P165 a day , need tips to survive in an expensive place like Manila.

Spanish babe of previous night is back again and has now scored a 55yr old guy. She's happy now , dancing around etc. But will he be happy when she takes off her bra and her tits hit the floor ? She's got those big boobs that droop down. Only thing holding them up is the heavy duty bra. She charges like a wounded bull (ST P3000). Got a great face and most prob fucks ok too but sagging boobs is a turn off for me. Gotta find fault with her now , now that she has rejected me and found another lover : )

Yeh , big increase in socialising with the girls this time. Maybe cause 'J' comes to me often and laughs at my jokes etc. Maybe the girls think I might be somebody after all. Anyway , when I talk to 'J' my face becomes animated , smile , laugh etc. Thats better than the glum look , when I am not talking to anybody , just perving.

NO ONE LOVES ME - 1

Gal with a 7 body and 5 face comes up to me and bounces her thighs against my knees , then bounces her pussy against the knees. She looked sad , so I said : "Whats the problem". She said : 'No one loves me'. I said I have the same problem : "Guys love your body but not you .. girls love my money , but not me".

Mr Cool went home early. He cant go the distance with Thommo = not so cool anymore.

NO ONE LOVES ME - 2

It's now after 2am , getting up 6.30am , shower , pack bags etc for flight to Cebu. So I left LA .. on leaving , Melai the Waitress said : "Why you go home" ? I said : "Nobody loves me". Inferring Melai does not love me , abandons me re drinks , tugs at 'Actor' when he left etc. I had a big cheeky smile on my face when I said that .. she understood .. smiled back. 

Dont know why , but it took almost two hours to shower , shave and pack bags that morning. Lucky I left Hotel early , there are traffic jams galore. Our car was diverted cause of traffic chaos. Heard something on taxis radio , seemed I heard , in amongst the local language , the word 'coup'. I ask taxi driver ... "what happened". He said there was an attempted coup 3am this morning = traffic chaos .. police diverting traffic from coup area causing bottlenecks some distance away , eg , where we are.

Arrived at Airport with 45mins to spare , plane takes off late. Airline staff say its late cause of coup. Now everything is going to be blamed on the coup I suppose : ) In Cebu taxi driver listens to coup news. He said it will go on all day. Gossip , flips like gossip (tsismis). During day , every taxi I caught had the 'coup news' on.

Arrive at Cebu lodgings and theyve given me a terrible room. None other available. Worst room for many a year but time is running out , no option but to take it (and they know it). High Season is a pain in the ass for accom.

Got both Mona Lisa and Bambi "on hold". Gotta work out my options. Going to see a contact re chicks , then Ayala ATM , Spider and Fly spot , beers , decide around 8pm which lucky girl I am going to fuck first. It's my last twenty four hours or so in the Philippines ... its gotta be good.

Oh Lord I have been a good Monger , please dont stuff me up , on this my last night ! Thanks.

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5pm they are still talking non stop about the 'coup' that never was.

It turned out to be a busy night indeed. This is what happened , not necessarily in following order (headless chook , bit confused) :

Short term shagged Bambi , then had a look at Hanna Valley whorehouse where I thought No.45 looked appropriate. Asked her to stand up , she did and looked good, then asked her to dance .. she sat down : ) Papa-san spoiled it .. overly pushy , aggressive and treating me like a piece of shit. I told him : "You no good , you do not do good job" and other things. Girls thought it was funny , someone lecturing papa-san , they all laughed. I knew it was time to get out , didnt mean the girls to laugh at papa-san but they did. First papa-san showed disrespect to me , then girls showed disrespect to him. Its not hard imagining him to be an asshole towards those girls either. At the same moment , when things were getting hairy , the door opened and six koreans walked in. I took the opportunity , got up and walked out same time they entered. Koreans saved my neck. Lots of heavies hangin around those brothels .. no need to push the envelope with an ignorant asshole (papa-san).

Next .. Club Harem in Mandaue. First I had a look at all the girls through glass 'display' window. Narrowed it down to one , but decided I would see her nude on the stage first , check body etc better. Luckily she was first to dance and yes she was perfect. Great legs etc and face seemed pretty good too. But I wanted to get a close up of her face , so asked "how much ladies drink". He said P290 plus P200 for mama-san = P490 for ladies drink. There was no mama-san on the premises. I waved him goodbye and got out of the place. Not paying P490 to assess the girl then pay P5000 to fuck her. But she was 'model' material. Could not fault her body. Around 19yrs methinks. Pity the m.o. at Harem is shitty.

Did the Spider and Fly at Alyssa , Ayala. Not many people around .. yet its a public holiday (Charter Day). Maybe public holidays are family days. Saw a nice ass and legs pass me to my right , about 15mtrs away , she was looking at me. She goes into toilet comes out and looks at me again. I take the initiative and indicate she should come forward and she did just that sitting down at my table. Oh ! Face no good and she is a dead set whore. Her even more ugly girlfriend joins us at the table. They say "what are you doing here". I pull an old one out from under the hat and say : "Waiting for my girlfriend". They said : 'Will she get angry with us' ? I said : "Dont know". That was enough , they got up handed me their cell number and off. They dont want to be caught in my presence when 'girlfriend' fronts. It would mean trouble for the hookers. Note : If you want to get rid of a chick/chicks, telling them your waiting for your girlfriend works everytime.

Not long after , surprise ... Mona Lisa's girl friend comes passing by and walks up to my table , towing a spunky friend. Wow , sexy mini skirt , shoes , body and face to match (friend). I told 'spunk' she was beautiful. Filipinas like compliments. Unfortunately no camera with me at the time. Then they entered Ratsky's Disco .. seemed they were in a hurry to meet someone. About 30 mins or so later I went inside Ratsky's to find the 'spunk' , but failed , in amongst hundreds. Perhaps the girls were in the VIP room sucking someones cock : )

Then to Sunflower Disco. Man , I am now burning the candle at both ends (Shagged Bambi ; Hanna Valley ; Club Harem ; Ayala and now Sunflower) .. clock is ticking. It was more lively at Sunflower and there was enough attractive babes , but I am feeling my age , buggered and returned home 2am , with an appointment to shag Mona Lisa at 10am. Will short term shag her too. Forgot to say , Contact brought a babe earlier on , fresh faced non whore type , no make up etc , but not really attractive and not sexy , but nice girl. Knocked her back. After Mona Lisa goes home I might shag this 'Nice' gal. Haven't got time to be fussy. That'll be 3 chicks in 24hrs. That should do the trick.

10am Mona Lisa. 

HEADLESS CHOOK :

Its time for the headless chook to raise its ugly head (didnt know it had one : )

Panic .. the plane is leaving in a matter of hours. I wake up randy , fearing Mona Lisa will be my last fuck for a very long time. Call contact , ask her to bring back "fresh faced non whore" at 12noon , and a second one at 2pm. Might not be able to squeeze 2pm one in but get contact to at least bring , if no good , just refuse and hop on plane. If ok , then fast fuck and on the plane. Contact reports "fresh face" now not available , bringing replacement.

Mona Lisa arrives .. sucks fucks .. exits then the 'replacement' arrives ... more suck 'n fuck. Revolving door. I'll try and squeeze yet another one in before plane leaves. Dont know if it is possible. Headless Chook in full flight : ) 

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Cebu . Fully clothed , lying on my bed. She says : "No parents. My brother does not like me. He said he never wants to see me again" Sad ... no parents , brother disowns her , and she has to sell herself to strangers to survive. What an existence. This put me off shagging her. So gave her some cash and opened the door. She wanted more (involvement). Not for me. Hit and run , fella's , hit and run. Do not get involved with potential 'trouble'. ....................Sorry , Pic had to be removed.

 

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Daily Diary

 

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Cebu : Yes , well contact arrived to discuss next 'consignment' (2pm). Told her "run out of time , next trip". Gave her a couple of small gifts. Three 'encounters' in 24hrs is good enough. Feast or famine.

Later on , plane takes off and I'm thinking .. Flips got the bodies , and if your in the right city and the right Shopping Mall they've got both .. body and face. Thais got a face and other things to offer (eg, women without undies : )

Whilst the plane motors along runway I realise ... great , I dont have to sit for 4hrs or more drinking copious amounts of beer and perving on lovely ladies anymore : ) No more Pollution , traffic jams , rats running around , misinformation and smiling faces ... they are all a thing of the past.

 

RE-ENTRY :

You know , they send the astronauts into space , then they have to prepare for re-entry. Well going to Thailand and Philippines for almost four weeks is a similar experience. Whilst sitting in the plane one must brace oneself for the 're-entry' , return to real life/reality.

I was given a seat facing the toilets. People go in , I hear the flush , people go out and dont close the door , so I am looking at the toilet. That wont do , especially when it comes time to eat , so I arrange with hostie for a different seat.

Guy sitting next to me said he had just attended the funeral of his 33yr old friend. Murdered in Angeles City. Guy was too emotional and didnt want to discuss it any more. Watch your ass fella's.

Arrive back home and straight away bitchy western woman screams out at the airport. Same experience FFF2. Women employed at airport are bitchy and authoritarian. They think we the passengers , are a bunch of idiots. But its the silly airport taxes/fees we pay , that keep them in employment.

At the airport gotta get my hands on local currency. Head for ATM , concerned at how much an airport atm would charge in fees , so I ask the guy in the queue just ahead me. His reply : no reply , just made ugly face gestures equivalent to "dont know , dont care". Too slack to open his mouth and talk. And too slack to have any money in his account. Curiosity as to how quick he was at the ATM required me to read his receipt , which he left behind. It read : "Transaction not honoured". He's just a slack effort. Might as well stay home. His type get very little or anything out of travelling overseas. And the people these types meet suffer : )

 

REALITY/REAL WORLD :

Eventually arrive home and unpack my bags. Hungry , decide on fast food .... baked beans. You know , my fridges seals are broken , need to have them replaced or better still fridge replaced. Anyway , I had put my plates etc inside fridge before I took off for FFF3 , thinking they would be safe from creepy crawlies etc.

So I lift the plastic cutting board out of fridge , with plate , knives etc sitting on top of it. Left the dinner plate undisturbed on cutting board. Heat up some bake beans , pour them on to dinner plate , start eating bake beans. Then something awful happened.

Nothing like it happened in the unhygienic Philippines , nothing anywhere like it. Whilst eating the beans from the plate a bloody big cockroach crawl out from under the plate and onto the baked beans I was eating !

Shit , I dont expect that in my country and especially in my house ! The Cockroach must have got in through the broken seals and crawled all over the plate , knives etc. for the last 25 days whilst I was overseas.

Consequently I nearly threw up.

Sprayed the house like crazy for the next 24hrs.

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Now going to settle down and work out my finances , including how much the trip cost me. Reckon it cost me about U$50 per day , heaps less than the big spenders , a lot of whom dont have any fun at all. Less chicks = less expenditure of course. There is 'value' in voyeurism : ) UPDATE : Trip cost me U$70 per day.

LEK BUFFET - Pattaya A number of folk wrote in curious about the Lek Buffet , which I praise often in my FFF Diaries. Well here is a pic (left) and proof why the Lek Buffet is good value. Dish of the day : babe in the middle : )

Pic sent in by ............ (name with-held to 'protect' .. think he stole it : )

 

Thanks for the response. FFF2 was a record for whorist.com in itself. This FFF3 represents a 75% increase on FFF2. And while I am at it , dont forget to send donations to 'Molly' and 'Lucy' : ) It will mean an earlier return to d' Front and more Fishin for Fun voyeurism/perving by yours truly.

 

BYE BYE - BAMBI

 

Bye bye Bambi , you were d' best.

Hope your 'Sponsor' goes broke , stops sending money and never arrives in the Philippines.

If that happens , I might be back : "FFF-Bambi". Focusing on Bambi only : )

PS : Pics of her will never be sent out as an email attachment. No exceptions/favours. Will not take the risk of her ending up on the Internet = mud on my face (and more : )

FIND BAMBI :

There are more Bambi's out there. Just be cheeky , approach cute young ladies. Example , ask them where ..........'X'........... is. Say your a tourist , new in town. During the time she explains where .........'X'.......... is you might get an opportunity to proposition her , for example : "Could you and a friend show me around" etc. Later you shake off the 'friend' and then have your own little Bambi : )

The minimum you can do is hand out your cell phone tag. She might call in a day or two. If at first you do not succeed , try another (innocent lamb to the slaughter : )

 

Thommo and Saun ..(Deviates Extraordinaire : )