Big Ben has struck ,

 

 

 

 

HI FOLKS !

 

Another voyeuristic journey ,

pervin/observin , 'n not much shaggin ......

 

 

This Diary is not meant to be a fuck diary , or even a Field Report.

It's a recount of my personal observations/thoughts/experiences and any fucks that I found along the way. 

As usual the Diary starts out slowly. Do not expect too much. If your a bar boy type , things start for you within an hour or two of arrival. But I am not a bar boy type , so do not expect quick and multiple sexual encounters. Respect the aged fella's , respect the aged : ) 

 

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Escape - 4

  

Pics ...... Are sometimes placed out of context , ie not related to nearby text. Tilt computer screen if any pic is dark/whatever.

Audio .... Only one audio link , and from my point of view an amusing one at that. Read background explanation before you click that link.

Video's ... Yes I have a camera and I am taking videos. Will place them online one day. 

 

Feb/March 2009 ... 

 

PAGE 1

 

Leaving home , the actual Escape :

Taxi arrives at my Tin Shed. Off to the Railway Station we go , driver telling me recession has hit the taxi trade , with a 40% drop in passengers. So I am representing the 60% elite. Feeling good already : )

Towards the end of my 2hr train trip , spy a College Super Chick entering the train. She is very good looking in a different kind of way and sophisticated. Sits behind me , no chance of a perv. On exiting she uses same door she entered , so I see her pass by once again. Once she's out the door my fertile mind kicks in , and I imagine managing a model/movie career for her. But her Mum is onto me , knows I only want to fuck her daughter. Dream fades , back to reality , I am at the International Airport , 5hrs before my plane takes off.

Enter Departure doors where the check in counters are and am surprised two Russian Hookers try to approach me. Both of them into their forties and showing wear and tear. Hard faces , typical of russians (hard people).

Within a nano second I decide they are up to no good and make sure I do not make eye contact with them , whilst I change tack and swerve to the left as they manouvre to the right to cut me off (and chat me). It's a hard , hard life being handsome : )

They get the message "not interested". Sit down at same coffee lounge as trips before , then strike trouble with my new laptop. Three and a half pages of text lost. I can see it in miniature only , unreadable even with a telescope. Cheekily I stop two or three young folks passing by , thinking they will be more computer knowledgeable and fix the prob , but alas they all failed. Lost three and half pages. Just as well , you have just read all three and half pages chopped down to the above four short paragraphs : )

Whilst sitting at coffee lounge , take note of what seems to be a wealthy elderly gentleman , then the two Russian Hookers appear , prop at his table standing , he looks up and says "Right , lets go for drinks". So they chatted him before , now he is off to drink alcohol with them. These two women do not seem to be travelling and dont even make any attempt to look like they are travelling , ie , no bags etc.

Never saw them again , but my fertile mind did. Later on , imagined myself entering the male toilets finding the elderly gent lying in a pool of blood. He had been robbed : )

At check in I find I am 2kg over in hand carry bag , recession , they are getting tough with bags. Had to open up check in bags which were under weight , and squeeze the 2kg in. Again at passport control they check my hand carry , also got frisked and carry on bags (laptop included) were individually inspected. Perhaps I look like a criminal. Time to leave the first Airport of my journey.

On the plane there is a filipina fugly sitting in the seat next to me. Before placing overhead baggage , I look at dong sitting next to her , presumably her hubby and say with a big smile “Welcome aboard”. Bit of sarcasm cause of the sour face greeting me (wife). Why would she have a sour face ? Perhaps I look like a criminal : ) A little later , after having fun with hosties , Sour Face understands I am light hearted , so she lightens up and speaks to me. Both her and hubby are heading for Tomtown too. Hubby a bit of a sad sack , consequently wife same. Two sad sacks together , a marriage made in heaven : )

Plane actually takes off , many hours on the plane and not a wink of sleep. I just can not sleep on planes. Tried to help out lad sitting next to me re his prostate probs. We land at Swingapore and I sight a beautiful Indian chick at one of the Info Desks , decide to pull out compact camera and ask her for a souvenir shot. Compact camera is nowhere to be found. Moved it across to check in bag to lighten hand carry bag (Airport 1)

Try for long distance shot with video camera , but too much shake. Forget it. My first experience at trying to take a long distance shot without targets permission. Uncomfortable feeling , felt a bit like a pervert. Wonder why : )

Less than two hours to go and small Silkair plane takes off for Tomtown. I am up for it : )

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Well , I was up for it , lot happened since then.

Almost four more hours of sitting in a plane ex Airport 2 (Swingapore). Left home 3pm one day , arrive Tomtown Airport 1pm next day , no sleep , no shower , no real food. The things I do to perv ‘n observe : )

Got two check in bags , plus one 7kg carry on bag and laptop. Boy they are heavy and clumsy to carry around.

At Tomtown Airport , Phil customs woman is enthusiastic about her job , including getting me to open my four bags , asking myriad questions , eg , “You come here last year” , “Why you have Vitamin E tablets” etc etc.

On plane before we landed , we were handed Phil Govt 'Passenger Guidlines' letting us know what we can and can not bring into the Philippines. It says :

Cannot bring in : "The unlawful importation of prohibited articles , that is , ..........................pornographic and immoral articles ........................................"

Wonder if the Diary on my laptop is an 'immoral article' , most probably is : ) Then I get past Customs woman , fortunately filipinos are lazy by nature and friendly. They are not too hard with the questions : ) Through Customs , up the elevator and into a taxi outside the airport.

Outside the International Departures level , there is an orderly line up of recently arrived taxis , who have alread dropped off passengers and want passengers to take back to Tomtown. Security guy organises a queue and issues a 'taxi ticket'. All nice and orderly. Cheaper than Friends Limousine service down below. P125 versus P400. Of course you give a P50 tip to driver at end of trip , maybe more , depends if he provides good stories for my audio recorder : )

Arrive at Tomville .... “Sorry your favourite reserved room is now taken” (by Korean !). Felt like saying ... “but what about all my unique gifts (chocolates) over the years” ? : )

Move into a room with no window , not really my cup of tea. Get cellphone loaded and then , as arranged on long distance call before , receive text message from Spotter at appointed time. Told her call my room 10am tomorrow morning. Need sleep , food and shower.

To Spider and Fly spot at Mall ... its gone ! Major changes to the building .. I have lost one of my favourite sit down and perv spots in the world. Can’t find friend of 23yrs ... rebuilding and re-design has taken place at the Mall = he has moved on to a new drinking spot , but where ? Text him , no answer. He changes phone numbers like the Flips , maybe he has changed his phone number again.

Have brought about 7kg of ‘cargo’ especially for him , but can not find him.

Record some interesting taxi driver conversations but on returning to room see recording volume was set at 1 , don’t think that will be loud enough. Had it set at 5 but inside bag record volume dial had twisted around to record volume one. Think I must have recorder out of bag , not inside , where I can see what is going on.

Taxi drivers do not know the word or the current phenomenon called “Recession”. I asked them many times and they say “Recession ? don’t know” . Flips are lucky ... so far .. no recession : )

Whilst cutting off masking tape to get at Headphones , accidentally cut one of the two extremely thin and delicate earpiece wires = can only hear through one ear piece now. Add low volume to that , and its all a bit hopeless. The first of many stuff ups by Thommo , methinks.

So far , trip is also unsatisfactory .... Laptop malfunction where I lost three and half pages of typing , aborted attempt to get Indian beauty on camera , no sleep , no wash , no amigo (foreigner friend of 23yrs) , no favourite room , Recorder problems , and on it goes.

Decide to surrender/give up , eat at Tomrest and go to sleep.

ENDLESS SEX :

At Restaurant , and on the Menu , there is of course .... tea. They offer “Endless Tea” ie drink all you want. I order food and then say to Waitress .. “and tea thanks”. Waitress says to me : “You take the tea endless” ? I hesitated (jet lag) and say “No .... but I take the sex endless”.

A 72yr old male , saying that to a 19yr old waitress. Try getting away with that in the Western World : )

Yep , should have recorded it.

Back in my room re-charge Recorder , Camcorder , Laptop , and Compact Camera batteries , 13 batteries in all. Then to bed , knackered , but woke up 1am , did some things , back on the bed again (4am).

Not overly enthusiastic about Tomtown or even about being overseas right now. Maybe I have run my race .. too many trips , too many visits ... should have stayed home ?

Life wasn’t meant to be easy , and yes we love life for that. Without challenge/s where would we be ?

TILT screen if this , or any pic on this page , is too dark.     On a scale of ten , how many ? : )

The serious business of pervin' observin' continues ......

Up , out of bed , and after a shower feel alive again. 8am to a flip male contact we’ll call 'Friend'. He is a 'big man' at Honk , place where controversial hookers are based. Controversy based mainly on myth , by the way. Anyway , should make for interesting observations , images , including video , providing Big Man thinks it would be ok. Yeh BigMan .. more appropriate name , even though he is a 23yr old friend of mine. Camera's , videos can be invasive/intimidating , especially when the subjects (hookers) are engaged in illegal activities (fucking for money).

Back at Tomville , Spotter calls and looks pretty good. She has no word about Wow , my original Recruiter , and now in Korea. Koreans at my place very noisy and argumentive. Right now , they don’t want to pay their bill ... arguing with Front Desk , in gibberish of course.

Told Spotter to start with 'Eyes' babe and then something fresh , none of the other previous ones. She’s texting me later on in day advising me what time Eyes is calling tomorrow. Has to be convenient for her University classes. I’ll enjoy Eyes cock sucking and the fact she gets exhausted when I fuck her. Does wonders for my ego , 72yr old exhausting an 18/19yr old College Student. Must be ever mindful to keep riding that push bike back home , and keep fit : )

Another friend of 25yrs standing (foreigner) , one I was looking for , contacts me. Meeting him and ‘Author’ later on today. Think we will call him ‘25’. Another hot meter (taxi) today , told him what I thought of him , ignored the amount on the meter , paid what I considered the correct amount and out the car I go. Told him “Youll have to go to Church and confess”. Feeling tired again , siesta , then meet the two foreigners (25 and Author)

Yeh pretty good siesta , woke up a bit late. To 25’s new watering hole , which he described over cellphone. I arrive but Author has already gone home , but apparently wants to see me for some Internet tips. He has a book online and sales are not as good as he expected. First time he has sold online , normally sells via bookstores , but Publishers didnt want to touch his latest book about Muslims : ) They dont want bombs coming through their clients windows : )

Lots of eye candy at this new watering hole , but difficult if not impossible to pick up at my advanced age. In the 1970’s I was getting these kind of Eye Candy girls , attractive young things. But that was another millennium , I am like a dinosaur nowadays , especially when I look in the mirror. Gotta get em discretely/privately. So long as others do not see them with an oldie , they will come forward to receive the money and delivereth the honey : )

In company of ‘25’ and others , drank too much , common when I first arrive and after months of not drinking alcohol. Discussions closed , off to Tomrest , eat , then to meet BigMan , and sit amongst hookers and pimps where he lives. I thought his area only had malnourished haggardly looking girls , but when I get there , not so. I also thought they were still purchasable at P500 short time , not so also. Prices never go down.

The big surprise was , there were about 3/5 attractive healthy looking girls , possibly 7 in all on this first night. After them the quality drops away. Also the girls do not congregate at their previous traditional spot anymore ... never found out why. Someone must have complained , cause it was superior to this new spot. Superior for the girls and mongers , but not superior for me. This new spot was ideal for pervin observin.

Whoremongers arrive to inspect the merchandise on offer. Can not give details about how this happens , cause that would clearly identify the place , helping and encouraging hordes to go there , one of the hordes might be an idiot , and kill the goose that laid the golden egg (source of personal entertainment). The place is exciting for a curiosity freak like me. Can't get enough info on whoring. It's not magic for finding a nice fuck , but is magic for an observer of the sex trade , like me. On my first night , this place looked like a great source of entertainment.

There were about three to five 7's , and ten to fifteen also rans every time the Meat Inspectors (whoremongers) called. I think the attractive ones do very well indeed. They are as good looking as Vikings babes , maybe better looking in some cases.

One thing that under impressed me with all the inspecting mongers. They had sad serious faces , never smiled , joked etc. Not a good start to a short time relationship with the girl of their choice. Girls looked apprehensive and quite rightly so. Guy is a giant compared to them. Thoughts of , 'will he mistreat me' , must be running through their minds etc

The girls want P1000 short time , but I think you pay that the first time then arrange a P500 ST Contract. More than feasible , I should think. Even with the nice ones , P500 ‘daylight saving” (10am – 5pm time frame) without any pimp/mamasan knowing. Pimps/mama's take about 33% of what you give to the girl. So , of the 1000 she gets about 600 , not far from the P500 , and the girls always owe money to the mama-san. P500 from you for 'daylight saving' .. she can keep all of it .. 'Mama' need not know.

Had chats with lots of people , had audio recorder on all the time but found out later if there are more than two people talking to each other , it ends up a babble. So I did not use that 2 hour recording , deleted it. Chooks on the rampage (cackling).

Back home by 11pm , tired to bed , up 5am , start to transfer another earlier audio across to computer and basic edit. Took ages , maybe 2 hours to do. Realise I will have to be careful otherwise I will run out of computer/audio storeage. What with video yet to come.

Around 8am Spotter texes and tells me Eyes is available 10am I tell her 2pm , she agrees. Got some chores to do before that.

Not possible to do any video at Honk , my contact said “its ok” to video , but I see their reaction to compact camera , and realise pulling out a big video camera will be a hard ask , and then they start to wonder “what is he doing. Why he take so many pictures” etc. Maybe tonight I will pull out the video camera. Nice shot , the girls rushing out to meet the Meat Inspectors , especially the mini skirted attractive ones.

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Shower , Tomrest , eat , give unique ‘baby’ gifts to young mother waitresses there (Tomrest). Just happens I bought soft toys suitable for their babies. Both gave birth during my absence. Of course , Thommo is the biological father of both : )

Then SM Mall , Electronics Shop repair of headphones , and couple of other things. Back to room before 2pm shower , fuck Eyes senseless. That is the immediate programme. Pray for me it all happens as scheduled : )

French Baker (FB) , Shoe Mart Mall. Much touted as a Spider and Fly (S&F) spot , but never has impressed me.   Guy on table to left is there for pervin on chicks. Guy sitting at right table is waiting for his gay toy boy to return from French Baker counter to the right. Both gents were uncomfortable with the idea of me taking a Pic : ) I tell you , FB doesnt do anything for me. Too many underage giggly girls who have not intention of being picked up by anyone (bless their souls). No ambience or charm at SM , just a hollow Shopping Mall. Shops and Department Store employees your only chance , I would say.

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Going on what they told me at SM looks like mission impossible ... fixing headphones whilst in Tomtown. Get new headphones is what they say , yeh , but the current ones are only 4 weeks old and cost P2500 equivalent. I can hear them saying “Peanuts Joe”. And then hear my travel companion of the 1970’s retort with “Yeh , but I had to work for these peanuts”. Forget headphones. 5pm new Eye Candy Watering Hole (WH) and Video Camera .. pray for me .. video-ing without permission is dangerous work : ) Sorry cant tell you name of Eye Candy place , even my friends complain , when I mention places on website. They cant get their favourite seat anymore.

If I cant get anything via video camera , then last chance is video on a cellphone (another purchase ?). Less noticeable and less intimidating for my target (spunks).

‘Eyes’ calls , we bang , out the door she goes. Six months of fantising about her then only two hours with her. She’s lost some of her innocence. No doubt I kick started her ‘commercial’ career months ago. Her loss of innocence means she is , for my purposes , redundant now .... need some fresh talent , told Spotter so , too. I am fucking innocent young ladies , not sexy young ladies. Must be a reason for it ... power trip ?

Slate wiped clean , none of the ones last trip will suck my dick again. I'm good for short time only , innocent ones , all of them , this point on : )

Result at Eye Candy Watering Hole .. arrived , and no one there to meet me. Take the best ‘Control Tower’ seat , turn on video , lift it up and point at girls coming towards me , get guilty (pervert , taking pics without permission etc) , immediately place camera back down on table and then voila , understand how to do it. New way is not totally satisfactory , but I get something , which is better than nothing. And there is no ‘loss of face’ for me or the girls.

Guys finally arrived , we talk and drink whilst I take video for 2 hours , using my new and Patent Pending technique. Regular girls , with the odd hooker prancing past arm in arm w’ customer. Review results .. nothing to get excited about. Flips dress too conservatively in public : ) To Tomrest , eat , crash on bed. Will have to revisit Honk tomorrow night cause now have a way of doing video which is not intimidating for subjects and not embarrassing for me. Limited results (less control) , but at least something. It’s a choice between full control (intimidation and embarrassment) and nothing , or less control and something. I take the latter.

Out of bed 5am , todays schedule ... Tomrest , Airlines and ticket to Bangkok , meet Spotter and place order , text Big Man and tell him I am returning tonight with video camera.

Tomrest ok , Airline ticket not ok .. PAL crazy price , to Cebu Pacific Airline Office but 2/3hour wait to be served , it seems. Take queue ticket with me and return to room and await Spotter. Text BM (Big Man) and tell him 9pm tonight. He agrees. Problems with Audio Recorder , then fixed. Problems with just about everything I touch ... frustrating. Seems I am not able to concentrate on what I am doing (ageing factor) , hence equipment malfunctions.

Must get served at CPA (Cebu Pacific Air) , must get to Bangkok Tues. I am too familiar with Tomtown , need new scenery and thrills.

Schedule : 1. Spotter 12 noon 2. Shower 3. Check Cebu Pacific Air 4. Mall for drinks and camcorder perving 5. BigMan (BM) and sleaze slumming.

Spotter calls personally and says she has a nice one for me. Dont think she looked confident , so maybe she only has an average one. Told her call 12noon tomorrow with the merchandise (chick).

Cebu Pacific Airline , what a joke , what a shameful organisation that is. Got my queue ticket 11.45am but was not served until 6.30pm. Went in and out of their Office about 4/6 times during the day. My ticket number 891 , and when I called 30mins before closing , the very first number they called out was mine. Talk about luck. If I had called five mins later would have missed out and have to start that charade all over again next day.

Got ticket to Bangkok , I am off.

Some more perving and camcorder recording at candy watering hole. Name with-held , some guys destroyed my previous watering hole : ) . Gradually improving my video technique. To sleave heaven and meet BM again. Honk has some nice girls. About 3/5 of them , or more. Very fuckable , but seeing them in action as whores psychologically prevented me from taking one. Like innocence , and you will not get that at Honk. Even so , if I met any one of the attractive Honk ones at a Mall , unaware they are regular Hookers , I would have whizzed them off to my room. Its all in the mind : )

In addition to 3/5 fuckables there is about 30 or so borderline or fugly ones at Honk. Was told by reliable informant , Honk has VIP girls too. You can not inspect them at Honk. They are something like Escorts , cost more , and Mama-san takes them to hotels for clients selection/interview .. 3/4 VIP girls to choose from at any one time , for any one client. Naturally , never saw these VIP girls , they are not for the eyes of 'commoners' and/or they could be a myth : )

Think VIP stands for : 'very increased price' : )

Took some photo’s of a hot babe , 18/19yrs old. You go there , you will find her and others keen to suck your cock. Her photo online when I know she aint workin there anymore , not before.

She’s such a nice girl too. Sat with me for a long time , bought her a ‘Ladies Drink’ P20. Then a foreigner who saw her sitting down and talking to me when he entered the area , when exiting the later , walked straight past us looking down at her , gets in a taxi , then someone comes across whispers in my hot babes ear , up she gets goes and disappears. ‘Go with the flow’ time , especially the money flow. He'll give her more than P20 : )

I told the very nice mama-san , who comes across as an intelligent and decent human being : “Me jeloos (jealous) , she Butterfly me”. Mumma laughs her head off , she knows and I know , no one owns the girls , they are beholden to money , money owns them. Whoever is willing to share their money with them , has got them.

Maybe the foreigner just wanted to upset me , by whisking her away ? Not possible I have been whoring too long for that. Reason I say that , she was back within 20mins. Say 5 mins to shag motel , 10 min shag , 5 mins to get back again. Was she no good (very doubtful) or did he just want to show the power of his money to dithering me ? Example ... “Hey grandpa P20 drink , I can do better than that “ : )

By the way , there are no ‘Ladies Drinks’ at Honk , just joking. I ordered with Mama ‘Ladies Drink for Isabel’ (real nickname with-held to protect the prostitutes honour and dignity : )

After Honk , visited Juliana’s Disco at Mango Square. Did not go inside , terrible noise including excessive bass , as usual. Sat outside and checked the girls arriving 10.45pm to 12 m/night. Honestly did not see much at all. A small number of better looking ones (and sexy) at Honk. The place (Juliana’s) and the Square itself , left me a little flat.

Tomorrow 12noon Spotter with her talent. Following day , off to Thailand.

To bed 1.30am , up again by 5am , feeling good. My alcohol consumption was rather moderate yesterday and day before that , helps. Start fantasising about Spotters ‘Talent’. Imagine her arriving , and nice as she is , find she is not sexy. Hookers are sexy but not nice girls. So I want the impossible , a nice innocent young lady who has sexy vibes popping out of her. A rareity indeed : )

Yeh , in my mind , I run through the scenario ... She comes into the room , nice enough girl , but does not turn me on , I turn to her and say “Sorry honey , I have got my mens (menstruation) today”

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Another subject :

Beggars. Seems to be more this trip. Came to an intersection couple of days ago. Taxi stops young lady with newly born kid hanging over her shoulders. I notice her as car takes off and indicate to her , traffic lights have changed , don’t have time to get some money out and give her. She interprets differently and correctly , ie , when I get to the lights I will be delayed again and thus time to give her something.

So she catches up with the taxi and yes we are delayed again (traffic). I whip out P50 give to driver , he winds down window and gives to her. She didn’t say ‘Thanks , kiss my ass or anything’. But then we take off slowly and turn into another street , I look out my window and there she is trotting alongside the taxi smiling crazy. She is over the moon , scored P50 = 2/3 days sustenance for her and the kid. Beaming like crazy and kept up skipping alongside the taxi. Driver said “She is very happy”. I waved to her like I am in the Pope Mobile (bullet proofed and all that) and disappear in the distance. At least I made someone happy today.

Guys will say “Do not give to beggars”. Well its a personal thing. I could put up a good argument why you should , guys could retaliate with only a weak argument. It certainly is a case of “up to you”. (Thailand soon : )

Giving to beggars creates more beggars ? Dont give me that one please. Since when does any human being decide to make a life as a beggar ? Always exceptions I know , but rather give to them , knowing that maybe only fifty per cent deserve it. The other fifty per cent does not concern me. Anyway , what a lovely smile and excitement and all for a lousy Pesos50 , price of a beer only. Imagination runs wild ... wonder what it would be like to shag a street beggar ? : )

Yeh , too many beggars this trip. Nine out of ten I do not give to. Its “up to me”. When I do not give , about 33% of the kids say behind my back , as I wander off .... “Fuck you” ....... amuses me : )

Next time , if I do not give again to ‘P50 lady’ , she’ll most probably scream out to me : “Fuck You” : )

Whether I give or not is mainly a mood thing. No one/beggar can push me in to giving , have to be in a ‘charitable’ frame of mind at the time I encounter the outstretched hand. I am always charitable to a young spunk , but not always so to street beggars. Have I got my priorities right ? : )

Tomtown , Philippines. There is an overpass connecting one side of Mango Ave with the other. Guy is standing at Robinson Store entrance , and his job is to prevent street beggars from entering store , and pestering shoppers exiting store. These same street beggars sleep on the overpass , and piss on the overpass. Hence sign which they would not respect especially at 2am in the morning : ) Shows you how gentle the Flips are , the kids could throw obstacles on cars passing below , early hours of morning. That never happens apparently , but happens in our Western World doesnt it : )

Whilst talking about grotty subjects. Was walking close to a McD’s entrance , came across this foul ‘shit’ smell. Its a faulty sewerage pipe oozing raw shit out onto the roadside. There are Filipinos sitting outside the front of McD's , on footpath , within 5 metres of the shit and stink , calmly eating their junk food.

I keep walking towards the front door of McD’s to get an ice cream. Never eat the stuff back home , on hols now , time to be naughty.

But the stench gets too much , its in my nostrils , once a stink is in the nostrils , thats the end of it. Turned around and walked away. No ice cream , couldn’t eat anything now. Shit !

Later on .. Schedule : It’s now 6.45am , some computer work (audio , pics , video) , breakfast , pick up tailoring (P600 for three pants) , To Kodak for processing Kodak Honk Babes pics for them (returning tonight) , job interview 12noon (Spotters ‘Talent’).

Life of a Monger , wasn’t meant to be easy.

Yep , did all of that , but Spotters ‘talent’ was too slim and too short. Rejection. Spotter is coming back 11am tomorrow with another one , hopefully. If not I will have to fuck Spotter. Nothing wrong with her body and she’s always feeling randy.

To expat meeting spot , talkin , drinkin ‘n pervin. To Tomrest , back to room , shower etc. Back to Honk in search of the magic movie. Friend and Mumma are there. She said police have raided the place , girls have gone away for the time being. Looks like its going to be a quiet night.

One hour later , pay my chit and about to leave when customer arrives. Why the big scamper for the customers 'favours' (and $) ? He was korean , that's why.

Isabel is with me , she goes to Korean with the other girls too , gotta earn bread. She returns empty handed. Why a guy would pass her up I do not know , maybe she asks too much ? Maybe they have fucked her many times before ? Maybe he saw her sitting with me (big dick = big hole) ?

Later on , another opportunity , girls scamper towards customer/s , but police arrive almost simultaneously , so there is a scamper back to their 'ratholes'. I pass video onto BigMan who walks off with it. Dont want Police seeing me video something which is illegal. Opportunity for them to extract some money out of me ?

Cops ask for free mineral water x 3 bottles , pimp assistants give em to them. Mumma said pimpettes will have to pay for the water. Cops take off , things return to normal and I check video. Surprised , the video is worth nothing. No excitement etc at prospect of being fucked by a stranger : ) All girls are rather flat about this particular customer. Only reason they would go with him ... money. Kept video , might be of value later on.

So far , nothing much recorded on video camera , or audio recorder for that matter. My proposed big impact with lots of images has not as yet eventuated. Maybe Thailand will come to the rescue ?

12 midnight I call it a day and return to my room.

Spotter at 11am , is the only real thing happening today , apart from me leaving Philippines later in the afternoon. Think I will fuck Spotter. She looks keen : )

Visuals (video and still camera’s) are down , audio minimal , fucking likewise minimal. But I have now excelled in the drinking of beer : ) Drank a fair bit at Honk last night.

To sleep 1.30am .... 3.30am ugly Filipina with Korean next door wakes me up with loud laughter. She keeps talking loudly and laughing loudly. I go to their door , tap gently , call out loudly “Please we want to get some sleep”. Silence that point on , but could not go back to sleep. Did things.

Tomrest 6.45am eat , return to room packing , 11am Spotter arrives empty handed. She misunderstood and thought I said come to room for briefing. Lots more packing to do than I thought , no time for a late delivery from Spotter. Tell her when I am returning to Tomtown few days time , start recruiting now , only have 2 days in Tomtown , when I return.

Out the door she goes , finish packing , shower , to friends hotel and leave some excess baggage , Cebu Pacific only accept 13kgs as check in. Overall , my impressions of Tomtown this trip : Natives and foreigners (incl. me) are a bit on the negative side. There is a negative mist , don’t know why , and really don’t care. I'm passed worrying about that stuff : )

Catch taxi outside accom ...Cause they see airport bags and driver will get excited at a big fare .. I say to driver on opening door , “not not not not Airport”. He says “Airport” ? Do they ever listen ? : ) Hot meter , tell him so. Gotta resist this Manila ‘disease’ (over charging taxi’s) fella’s , its a new development in Tomtown. Geez , used to be able to get in taxis and relax , now we have to be on red alert , watching that meter to see if its hot. Control , control.

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To airport and along the way driver says he remembers me from previous trip. I said “must be my handsome face”. ‘No , I pick you up three times outside Tomrest and every time you went to same place (Tomville)’ , says he. Thats why he remembered me.

Everything sweet at Tomtown Airport , do some computer work , plane leaves in an hours time. Manila 1st then Bangkok , arriving around 12 midnight. Will play it by ear when I arrive , but think Pattaya best one to start with. Depends. Dont like walking around streets 1.30/2am with bags looking for accommodation (Bangkok). And don’t like waiting 6/7hrs at Bangkok Airport for Pattaya bus either. Will see what happens.

Plane leaves late , there will be a scramble in Manila to catch connecting flight to Bangkok. Arrive , stand near start of carousel flaps where the first bags enter. Someones bag got caught on carousel , half in on carousel , half other side of flaps. Bags trying to pass get knocked off onto floor in front of me, I quickly bend down an pick up these bags and throw them back on to carousel. Didnt realise at time my glasses fell down onto floor. Get bags , rush off to Check In Counter and elevator and quite some distance away. At check in realise my $280 glasses are missing. Leave bags in presence of airport security and race back to carousel , checking the floor all the way.... nothing. Not even at spot I bent down and picked up those bags.

Turn around and head back to Check In , airport guy some 30mtrs away holds up my glasses , “Yours” ? I give him P100 , he refuses , I refuse to take the P100 back , saying “buy a beer” and off I go with important glasses.

Security was still standing by my bags , good lad. Should have given him the P100 : ) Then realise bag with video camera , compact camera and Recorder was not locked. Security or anyone else could have cleaned me out. Getting slack : ) Concentrate Thommo , concentrate.

In queue of Check In Counter , foreigner tells me he has invested in Phil based travel agency. Same guy is financing eight of his Phil wives in-laws to Bangkok. He says in two days he will have taken photo’s and collected info on Bangkok hotels for his website. He must be Superman : ) Suggest within 6/12 months he will be broke and back in USA driving a taxi or something like that .... if he can get a job that is (Recession)

Another foreigner tells me he was caught at the airport with excess cash on him. Had to pay a P3000 bribe , in full view of everyone , to get out of that mess. Said it took him 3 hours to buy Cebu Pacific ticket , told him it took me 7+ hours in Tomville. Later on met him , he said he had to pay P11,000 for excess baggage. His bribe and excess baggage costs were more than his original Bangkok Manila Bangkok return ticket !

 

THAILAND

Plane leaves on time , I must have been tired (2 hours sleep night before) , after semi sleep , woke up 5 mins outside Bangkok Airport. First time at new airport (SUV). Seems very functional , but I yearn for the old Don Muang Airport : ). Old people always yearn for the past , "the good old days" : )

Pass through Customs , and find Airport Info (AI). Cross examine lady , she answers all questions. I tell her “Your English Excellent”. Yes , well her English was exc but her information was not. At another AI info I was given more accurate and helpful info.

Take a seat in Cafe , type this out. Tuna sandwich I ate was smaller than one in sample window. Seduction/deception , Thais at work : ) From time of arrival , until bus leaves 6 hours to kill. Only the brave : ) 17mins of laptop battery left , gotta find a power point and process/edit audio I have recorded in Tomtown. Recorded so far ... giggling girl/s in my room and taxi drivers , thats about it so far (audio) , bit disappointing.

No point in catching a taxi to Pattaya , would arrive 2/3am and have to pay for a full days accom. Add taxi to that. Been spending within budget , so could afford taxi , but you never know , I might yet meet an expensive hottie : )

About Baht1500 better off (U$50) going by bus. No real action in Pattaya before night anyway.

Starting to notice the ambience , something Phils has not got. Important for an oldie. Meat is important for a young guy , ambience for an oldie.

Purchased my first beer in 36hrs , boy it has a higher alcohol content here. Oughta ... costs a lot more : ) Noticed I am a bit tipsy on first small glass. Three hours and my bus leaves for Pattaya , the "Animal Farm". Hope the animals are willing to perform for me (video). Where’s the Red Bull ? Need some to stay awake.

Thinking about Honk (Tomtown Phils) , Mama and the scramble for the customers. Reckon I will get back on a Friday , and through Mumma run a competition .. Miss Movie Star ... Winner : P500 and Hollywood or Bollywood Contract , First runner up P300 and the chance to fuck Thommo , Second runner up P200 and a chance to suck Thommo’s cock. Will tell it to her like that too , and have the Recorder on. Think she will laugh her head off. Good vibes between her and me. Normally Mumma’s are too commercial , not this one , not towards me anyway , she is relaxed and non commercial. Maybe BigMan , who has known me for many years , has given me a good recommendation. OK Red Bull , where are you , need you right now , getting sleepy.

Arrived Bangkok Airport 10.45pm , now at Government Bus Terminal (Govt bus ticket) , not far from Airport nearly 8 hrs after arriving from Philippines. Girl in ticket box threw a tantrum when I said “Ticket to Pattaya”. She pulled the most nasty face and violently waved me away. Piece of shit , where is the ambience now : ) Eventually I get ticket , but from another woman who arrived later. She did not offer to give me my change. Didnt want to risk another shitty face , let her keep it.

Eventually board bus. Bus driver and assistant to bus driver don’t like foreigners and treat us all like shit. Do NOT travel on the Government/Public bus to Pattaya. We arrive at central Pattaya some distance from where I want to go. They dropped us in the middle of nowhere , anywhere to get rid of us. Eventually I get to Sangkaew Ge How (Guest House) , or where it used to be. I find the place has been demolished. From 1978 to 2006 , only place I stayed at. Gone.

Walk in the heat and humidity with four bags some distance to another GeHow/Hotel in the middle of Walking Street that I know. We will call it Pee. Almost double what I pay in Tomtown but three times better accom. Right on the very spot. Walk out of room , through their Restaurant and I am sitting on a bar stool ‘n table elevated above Walking Street , ready to shoot (video) any hotties who come along.

My walk was all the way from mid Walking St to Soi.13 Buffet and back again.

Back to room , charge up Video , Recorder , Compact Camera , and Laptop batteries. Got a lot of equip to take care of. Sleep , my first decent sleep in days , about 3/4hrs of it. Up , type this , transfer pics to laptop , shower , out the door and my movie directors career begins : )

Will they give me hard faces because I am holding a camera ? What will the bar staff think , watching me video-ing Walking Streeet for 3/4hrs ? These and other more interesting questions will be answered in due course (inter-course , of course : )

At my age , something had to take the place of sex , looks like its going to be photography (pervin observin). Cheaper , safer (?) , more sexy (pervin observin). The images will last for years , the sex only lasts for mins.

Schedule .... shower , have already eaten enough for 24hrs (Buffet) , drink , perv/observe , capture images (video). It’s an off night , nice practice run for tomorrow night and the two others that follow. After that , Sunday , might move out of town to Bangkok.

Out the door I go 7.30pm , walk up to Beach Road Hooker scene. Walked for about a kilometre , on the beach side , close to hookers sitting down at the base of the coconut trees. Not many there and all of them were ‘mature’ 3/4’s or skanks. Crossed the road and walked back. Realised coconut trees , passing traffic gets in the way of Beach Rd hooker scene , obstructed vision. Impossible to capture image on their side of road they would be very vocal and demonstrative of me if I tried that , especially cause cops raid the area. They might think I am working for the Thai Police. Some foreigners work for Thai police.

Pattaya. Beach Road Hooker scene - 1 You see the building with the blue sign on its roof , that is the Tourist Info Office. About 30 or so metres further on to the right begins the hooker beach road scene. See pic below for further up the road.

Pattaya hooker Beach Rd scene - 2 Yeh , this is just further on from the Tourist Bureau and the start of the Hooker beach road scene proper. With Police drives to clean up Pattaya's image for the Mums and Dads , its not what it used to be. Much less numbers plying their trade here nowadays , but sufficient perhaps for a look , just in case there is a gem amongst the pack of the 'lost ones' : )

Royal Garden Plaza , Beach Road. This is opposite the beach road hooker scene proper.   Girls hanging around on opposite side of road from this point northwards. However later on in the night I was so unimpressed by what was offer on here So much so , that I did not return. More excitement in Walking Street. Mostly old guys and budget residents checking out these girls. Didnt see any young guys patrolling this area. Doubt if they would be interested anyway.

So back down the road to what seems the perfect Spider and Fly spot and thats at the bar right out front of where I am staying. We'll call it Pee Bar. Take the perfect seat. Sit down on elevated bar stool , pull out video. Now the footpath is elevated above the road , the S&F spot is elevated above the footpath. Will I be too high ?

Perfect height , excellent , looking down on the sex slaves as they pass below me. I sat there like that , drinking beer and video-ing for a number of hours. Ten hour battery which actually lasts only 6hrs plus , had about 45 mins left in it by the time I finished. Got a lot of editing to do : )

Lots of pretty girls , lots. Very well dressed too , mostly sexy style. And I was reminded of the fact , Walking Street girls suffer from tunnel vision. They don’t seem to be aware of what or who is around them. Consequently I had a free for all with the camera , in fact towards end I had the cheek to point camera at girls reasonably close to me .... nada ..... nothing happened , but people at bar around me , including waitresses were aware of what I was doing. I prefer a low profile. Subjects of my video were unaware of my presence (tunnel vision) , that's the main thing.

Waitresses did not ask any awkward questions. I've got a hell of a job playing it back and editing all 4 plus hours of it. Got some good stuff , I think , fingers (and legs) crossed.

Walking Street Pattaya.   Subject 40 mtrs away , x 150 zoom. Movie camera set on night vision. At that distance , they haven't a clue your snapping them : )

No evidence of panties but bottom section near crotch seems to be pulled in somehow.   Smiling at the European lady or her boyfriend ?   One thing for sure , smiling at a potential cash flow : )

Video camera's x 150 zoom and night vision saved the day.   Without it , these pics (40 mtrs away) not pos.

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Early on had prob w' bar staff , not hard to do when in Thailand. Hard to do in Phils though. It became obvious all of the Thai staff dislike foreigners , ie , they did not hide their dislike from us. They were very indifferent to myself and small number of other foreigners sitting at this bar. Actually we were on stool chairs/tables in front of bar , not at actual bar itself , which is too far from the footpath. We were right on the edge of the footpath. Don't go to Pee Bar for smiley service , though : )

Entrance to Walking Street. Walking from north you pass under this archway in a southerly direction to a lively strip , full of hookers , transvestites , russian pole dancers , gawking mums and dads. Considering the millions $ that Walking Street attracts , you'd think they'd come up with something better than that very ordinary archway. Oh well , in days of yore there was no sign whatsoever , so something is better than nothing. No vehicular traffic allowed beyond that archway starting early in the evening. My accommodation was down on the left side , EB was on the right side further down. There's lots more to Pattaya than just Walking St , but every time I visit Pattaya I seem to get stuck in Walking Street. One of the best pervin observin streets in the world : )

So there I was , halfway down on the left hand side of Walking Street at the 'Pee' Bar.

Being right on the footpath I was the target of all passing street vendors , and there were lots of them too. Early on when sober I waved them off , but later on when under influence of alcohol I succumbed , buying 3 gents rings (2 at least for Filipinos eg BigMan etc) , and 3 ladies rings (fancy ones). All the rings will be offloaded in Phils. Plus , I bought a laser pen , powerful one. When the guy went past first time he was asking Baht800 (Pesos 1,100). After he left , I asked unfriendly waitresses how much and they said Baht1000 , maybe they wanted to see me lose my money (to a fellow Thai , the vendor). He returned again later , had a chat with him , he confesses he buys for Baht500 and said no sales that night (recession) so I can have it for P500. So much for the Baht1000 unfriendly waitresses suggested. Sufficiently inebriated enough , I bought it for Phils and Honk scenario , can see its application there. Gave him money , got pen. Then he asked for P50 for ‘rice’. Gave it to him.

The Thais are good at extracting that little bit extra , especially the girls . They will agree to a set amount before the deed , then try and extract more after having got the agreed amount. No fools , they often get it , just like the laser pen salesman : )

Must have drunk around 3 beers per hour x more than 4 hours. Reckon I put away 10/12. Six to eight is about my usual max. Somehow I sat there , in control , all that time. All that food I ate at Buffet helped. Band behind me and across road captured on Audio Recorder (I hope , haven’t checked yet).

Well , what can I say , an off night and Walking St had ample numbers of pretty (heartless : ) girls , with a price on their head. Nothing like it anywhere else in the world , thats why husband and wife team on table next to me , sat the entire 4 hours plus doing the same as me .... pervin observin. Hubby was rather youngish looking and handsome. No doubt he is off to the Massage Parlours by day shagging the life out of himself. No man worth his balls , could sit there seeing all those lovelies , with a wife who has seen better days , and not get randy. He’d be off ‘shopping’ or whatever and I think she’d know about it. Mature couple. What woman would sit motionless on a chair that long whilst her husband perved on a hundred or more beautiful girls ? She knows , wants to see her hubby ‘enjoy’. If she thinks thats all he is doing .. perving .. shes wrong. He's at the Massage Parlours by day : )

Had a chat with him. Other foreigners came stood on footpath a little below me and chatted , one for a long time. He had been in Thailand 2/3 weeks with his daughter and reckons he did not know how much the hookers cost. I told him. Think he will be into something within 24 hours : ) Either that , or he will shag his daughter. Cant look at all those pretty ones and not get randy. Even I am thinking about it (fucking someone).

One waitress got particularly nasty. Dont know what ignited her but she kept saying to me rather loudly (un-thai) ... “I don’t care”. It was directed at me , so I said back to her “I don’t care” also : ) She said it 3 times I said it 3 times back to her , she said it 4th time , I ignored her (always with a smile mind you , twas enjoying the ‘rally’). I was just sitting there ordering my beers giving Baht10 (Pesos13) tip x 10/12 times and she is hollering at me “I don’t care”. Loved it , and didn’t like it at same time. Some of it accidentally recorded too , by the way. Might place online.Thais crack a shitty too easy. Problem , no one supervising them , they do and say what they like.

Took twenty paces to my Hotel front desk in full view of waitresses , got calling card. Next time when another girl served me I showed her the card. Message from me is ... I am an important customer , staying at your hotel = lodge a complaint if you girls don’t lift your act.

Think that sobered them up a bit. Before leaving I was high fiving the “I don’t care” girl and she was hanging around me for (combative) company. Shows you once again ... my saying .... ‘be firm but fair’.

Think she wanted to square up with me before I went back to my hotel room , with the possibility of me complaining along the way (Front Desk). Anyway , she succumbed cause she had to : 1. I am just as stubborn as her , and will not cop shit from anyone 2. I am a valued tenant in these recessed times. Lots of rooms empty 3. I am not such a bad guy , donating about Baht120 (Pesos160) in tips. With her , point made I think. But you will never erode their innate dislike of foreigners. More the reason to fuck them. Gives me a thrill , fucking a beautiful person who does not like me : ) Power trip/control. Nasty waitress was not beautiful , in fact she was a '1' at best. I'll never be fucking her : )

Get on top of them , or they will get on top of you lads. Firm but fair. Always smiling , even when being firm.

Even though there was some bad vibes from bar waitresses (none of them in the bar fine business) I enjoyed myself. Lots of eye candy on Walking Street , and observations (cut and thrust of selling it on the street).

I was only a few short paces from my bar stool to the elevator and my room. Woke up 9am with a hangover. Stayed sleeping and semi sleeping until 1.40pm. Bad , I felt bad , and no food since 12noon previous day (Buffet Lek).

Type this out. Rough edit to save file size of audio , take pics of ‘nasty’ waitresses to Kodak and get developed. Gonna hand them out to them tonight : ) Check video and try and transfer to computer. Had no luck in doing that in Phils. Will not sit at that same bar again tonight , will move around , drinking mostly water.

Step back , bar girls will see I can take it or leave it. Where pictures they will say. Pull em out and give it to them. That’ll help , gain me some browny points , but of course I am not into kissing arse , think they know it by now.

Next night after that is a Friday night , full on eye candy , will sit at ‘my’ bar (Pee) that night and video again. Try and mix with water , not all beer. Have to get there early for the perfect spot. Problems if someone already taken it. Reckon the girls (waitresses) will have a different attitude , interesting to see. If not , if still nasty , no problem , I will smile and enjoy standing my ground , not bending.

Women are not happy when they can not control ya , and when they get to control ya , they are even less happy : )

Thoughts of Phils all the time , where they naturally like and respect foreigners , and do not crack a shitty so easily. Thais are too thin skinned and in their heart of hearts do not like foreigners , but like their money , and the jobs they provide , eg waitresses at Pee bar. More pretty hookers in Thailand , but if they are only doing it for money (well covered up with their seductive smiles etc) , for me , its not so enjoyable a time . Other guys don’t give a shit about that and just screw a nice body and face. To each his own : )

Add communication break downs (language). Give me naturalness every time ... Flips own/possess naturalness.

Schedule ... audio transfer and rough edit , if time. Try and transfer video to computer. Kodak shop , copies for bitchy bar girls , eat Buffet at Lek 6pm , then on the prowl , walking walking , alleyways , go-go bars , photo’s everywhere. One thing , Thailand lends itself to visuals (pics , video etc). Flipsville I was hard pressed to capture anything at all interesting. Its a much more smaller and dour public scene there. But the people (flips) are anything but dour , especially in private (room).

Exciting visuals in Thailand , exciting physicals in Philippines : )

I’m more of a Voyeur nowadays. Looks like I'll be spending more time in Thailand ? : )

Pray for me , I need it , not feeling particularly strong today. Need water , food , and a good blow job. Not necessarily in that order : )

Getting randy , looking at all those sexy girls last night , but cannot secure a girl whilst at s and f spot (Pee) , bitchy waitresses (bw’s) will tell girls in thai languge , "he is a pervert , got video camera running on you and all the other girls" I can hear it now , girl of my interests saying "Internet , Internet" : ) Will have to secure a chick away from S and F (Pee) and squeeze her in via alleyway , not through bar.

Dream on Thommo , knowing you , you wont shag anything , just perv perv perv.

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Fuck me dead. The guy at the Kodak shop has removed all my diary notes from the USB. He copied the pics but for some reason my diary notes on usb have now disappeared.

Lucky I had copy of notes up to a couple of days ago elsewhere. Now cause I can not remember everything , you have less waffle to read. Its a win situation for you folks : )

Stories accompanying my photo’s will help , but gap I might not be able to fill (memory).

Last two days since I have arrived in Thailand , has been a mix of good and bad experiences. As time goes by the good experiences increase and the bad diminish (?). Intended to go to Bangkok Friday , put that off till Saturday , then put that off till Monday. Why ? Found a nice ‘Provincial’ piece of pussy ... read below.

Pattaya has become more exciting since I left the original S&F spot (‘my’ bar) , where the bitchy waitresses reign supreme. Found a really cool spot , elevated about 2mtrs above Walking Street with GoGo dancers almost brushing their ass against my face , I am so close to them. They are facing WS (Walking St) likewise myself. Folks stop and stare at them (and me) and the clockwork lady (see Pic below).

Clockwork Lady. Lean forward or tilt screen forward if pic dark/unclear. Taken with video camera set on night vision. Extreme zoom/distance involved. She's briefly on video too , elsewhere this page.   She stands there motionless , then in clockwork fashion , arms , head etc twitch mechanically. Think you know what I mean. Then she becomes motionless again. Walking Street. She earns heaps in tips , more than a hooker , thats for sure : ) Attractive Thai babe , maybe in early 30's. Falang admirers yes.

Shit , now where are those photo’s of the GoGo girls ? They were on USB too ... Realise now , asshole dickhead has removed them too. I cant go back and say a single word to him , he would explode. Especially cause I would obviously be looking angry. Lesson learnt , put nothing of any importance on usb until catching the plane home. When handing usb to dickheads , watch them closely.

Hey , fuck me dead , all my bloody edited videos on usb have gone too , Phils and Thailand. Took me many hours to view and edit them. Fortunately I kept important originals in the camera itself. Got a sneaking feeling other stuff is lost too , time will tell. I dont know how or why stuff disappears from usb after handing to these people in processing shops. I take usb to such shops to get copies of previous nights pics so can give to girls = keep karma up = can take more pics. One step forward , two steps backward : )

Cant recall any other nasties , except say the guy at Lek resembling a Chef (see pic below) who has the job of keeping Lek Buffet trays full. Commented to him the egg tray was empty. They cant take any comment that is perceived as criticism. He cracked a shitty and with an ugly expression said “ok ok ok ok”. When they say multiple ok’s you know they are angry. It was only the day before I complimented him on the great buffet. Compliments yes , criticism , no never , thank you (Thailand).

Lek Buffet. Lek Hotel , Soi.13. , Pattaya Thailand.   Here is d' Chef , who is ever ready to crack a shitty : )   Buffet very good value , all you can eat for Bt110 (breakfast-lunch buffet)

But I have now met lots who are smiley and service orientated. Especially the girls at ‘Elevated Bar’ (EB) , new S&F perv spot. Although there was a doubtful transaction at this same place. Thought I gave them a Bt1000 note they said it was Bt500 (in the semi dark). I did not argue the toss , decided to give them no more big notes. EB is too important , elevated stage perving shooting video. Lots took videos and pics of the dancing girls , and I am right behind them = I’m on You Tube by now : )

Walking Street .. GoGo dancing out in the open on the street. Plenty more gogo action on video too (this page). Fat Western Women see this 20-22yr olds slim figure , and even more important , hubby sees it too , and says to himself : "If only" : )   Take this same girl to the Western World , feed her on a western diet and voila , she is slim no more : )

Went back to pick up photo’s from that cunts shop , and the dickhead has fucked up the order. The guy should go back to the rice fields , he is not suited for a tourist town.

Watch these Thais closely folks , they are either dumb or rippin ya off , its one or the other : )

Oh yeh , in my lost notes (usb) , remember .... last night entered this long strip of bars , opposite Tony's Disco , about 300 or more girls employed. Walked down the middle , you could hear a pin drop. Got to the end , sat at bar. Within 5 mins 300 girls were screaming and hollering. It was quite a din. Like at a football match. Realised what it was all about , two guys in early twenties were talking down the middle towards my end. No screaming when I entered ... deafening silence reigned. Message received loud and clear ... your finished Thommo : )

Forget about Bar 300 video above , nothing there for me. Dont like big crowds of girls , I'm shy by nature : )

The highlight of last night was the 'Provincial' girl I met at EB. No make up , big generous smile and boobs (natural). Ideal body , great eyes. It was her pics amongst others that ‘cunt’ at Kodak shop fucked up , trust him. Yeh , this babe is innocent and feels a bit shy in falangs/foreigners presence. I was at EB from about 9pm to after 3am , drinking constantly at Bt150 per drink. Never saw her until 3.15am , after they had closed the boutique disco behind me down. She said she is a hostess in boutique. Hostess in Phils means bar fineable , but this girl and all girls on these particular premises are not for sale hire or rent. Not according to the employer anyway. This includes the gogo dancers. Unheard of in the Philippines eh ? : )

Gave her (Provincial) my Hotel calling card with room number on it. She will call , cannot walk away with her from her place of employment , lose her job if she did that. She’s new in town , needs a Sponsor/Sugar Daddy. Only she does not know , I am leaving Pattaya in 2 days time.

Will call back to EB tonight , give her what photo’s cunt face processed and ask her to call at my place next day. Think she will , she’s heard of my good reputation at EB (generous tipping Bt20 for each and every drink). She can smell a Sponsor/Sugar Daddy when she sees one. Would not be making much money , as she is green and doesnt yet know how its done (fucking : ). Better get her before she falls in love with some young foreigner : )

Not possible to put pics of her on sex website. She’s got boobs and lots of other things. 19yr old at a guess.

After I went through and trashed about 90% of unwanted video recordings , I have around 30gb’s of video left for further editing back home. Nothing much from Phils , mostly Thailand. Phils just does not offer much in the way of visuals , but sexuals , yes ! Which is more important ? At my age 'visuals' are more attractive (pervert : )

Provincial is going to get her first foreign dick (first or thereabouts) and first experience of what its like to play for pay. When next I come back to Pattaya , she’ll most probably be on Walking Street , selling it to all and sundry. Then she'll tell me I made her pregnant , and where's the money for the baby : )

From a boutique disco employee to a street walker , all compliments of Thommo.

Now drag and drop this file onto USB as back up copy. When in Thailand , back up , back up.

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Re lost notes , I remember , went to the Massage Parlours .. Sa Bai Dee .. huge building. Twenty seven girls at time of my call 7/8pm. None smiled. Overall , they looked ok , didn’t see any stunners. Next Sabai Land 50mtrs south on same side of same road ... six girls , not too bad. Sabai Room , another big building , been there for years .. 37 girls , ok , no stunners.

At all three , the girls sat like stunned mullets , constipated , no smiles , no gestures. Not an incentive for me or anyone else. Here the customer has to impress the seller : ) To be fair , I know its Buddhism/Culture , they are not supposed to show emotions/feelings in public. Tell that to their sisters , the hard core hookers eg on Walking Street ... they dont give a stuff for religion/culture whatever. Survival = money , not culture : )

Called in on Pump Station (Blow Job Bar) and Spricey (ditto) Soi13/2 . Pump girls were ok for what they are , assembly line bj girls. Suck suck. Imagine when they eat noodles .... what are they thinking of then ? : ) Might have a chat with them before leaving to Bangkok on Monday. Pics not allowed at these places , unless of course you spent signif money beforehand. I don’t call a public assembly line bj place convivial for drinking , so moved on.

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Now having drunk for 10 or more days , my memory starts to slip. What happened last night ?

Ate at Lek , didn’t fuck anyone there : ) To another photo shop to fix up fuck up by previous shop. This next shop is more convenient for me , right on Walking Street. Every time I passed it , it had steel shutters down. Looked like it was ‘out of business’. This time shutters up , and guy inside says he can process right now within 2 mins.

I only want the missing copy of Provincial. Still on usb , but no copy printed by previous Kodak shop. He says can not do one copy ‘lose money’ , processing machine costs 4 million baht. Hell thats a lot of copies he is chasing. Will he ever get back the purchase price ? Not when his shop is shut all the time. He explained his hours .... 2pm to 1am. I order ten copies , some 'Provincial' , some other shots.

With lots of smiling I tread on sensitive ground and tell him he should have a sign out the front explaining trading hours , 2pm to 1am. He smiled and said “Oh no , no” , cause the machine is not warmed up till 3pm and the guy who does the processing goes home 11pm. No trading hours sign because of that. So , in effect he does 8 hours of processing , chasing 4 million baht , right in the heart of the tourist centre , paying high rent for 24/7 but only trading 8 of the 24 hours. He must be a rich man : )

You get the message .. “Oh no no” = Thai always right , you can not tell Thai what to do , Thai not be criticised , you are wrong etc. The mentality is there. The shot is to get around it , but why bother when there is cheaper more natural pussy 2hrs by plane .... Philippines ? : )

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Thais seem to have more attractive women working in the sex industry. But there is a hell of a lot of fuglies too , I have noticed , especially ones targeting youthful me. They touch me , not on the balls admittedly , but they touch me on the arm or chest as I pass by (fuglies). Other respectable looking ones do not know that I even exist. The fuglies know when they see someone passed his 'use by' date : )

Even so , I tell ya fella's if you hold out , you can get what you want , even in Thailand. Do not accept offers of b grade ones. This applies to Philippines too.

Stopped an impressive katoey/transvestite in his/her tracks and said one word ... "ty roop dy my" (photo , can ?) , never got to saying anymore , within a mili second she-he was off , disgusted at the thought of an ageing monger asking for a photo. Normally they would say “How much you pay” , but this one was disgusted at even the thought of a dirty old perv having a pic of he-she. Should have told him "Only want it for the Internet" : ) Man/woman , know thyself. For sure he-she was impressive .... sultry sexiness , great gear etc , but didn’t want anyone seeing he-she being photo’d by an expired foreign Senior Citizen.

Which begs the question , its about time I started asking for Senior Citizen discounts ! Think places like Pump should have a sign outside “We Suck Senior Citizens”. If 'Eyes' back in Phils can suck it , they can suck it too. Only problem is , I wouldnt let their mouths anywhere near my dick : )

Walk the walk , and of course , end up at EB (Elevated Bar .. new perv spot). Got the top seat in the house , early 9pm , no one dancing , no one around , they are out the back powdering their face etc. Got all the pics for them.

First to come to my table is 'Provincial'. She said the night before she is going to dance in boutique disco behind me , and indicated she will have skimpy sexy gear on. Well , she’s got less on than night before , eg shorts (but regular length) and semi skimpy top. Not showing a lot and she has a lot to show. Just imagine when she wears same skimpy stuff as other girls ... Thommo will not be talking to her .. wont get a look in. She’d better start flogging her tits too .. she’s got em. Anyway , she props on bar stool next to me , smiles and keeps looking at me. Think its my eyes . Since last night started to pull out my best clothes , including t.shirt that enhances the natural colour of my eyes. If you have got something (eyes that no Thai guy has got) flaunt it. Well she sat there for ages , was getting embarrassed , cause our conversation is limited , what with her limited English and my limited Thai.

Then when I ordered my next drink , she touched herself on her chest = drink for me too ?. Oh why not , she is a pleasant enough girl with a great fuckable body and face. Now , I realise she truly is a Hostess , her job is to extracts LD’s (Ladies Drinks) = keep her job. OK , I will help her keep her job and give her some stats to show the boss (LD’s). Later on , might be able to offer her a second job ... blow job.

So now we are getting down to business , I am buying her ladies drinks , she's got my calling card with room number , night before. She had it on her this night , she pulled it out in front of me , pointed at room number written in Thai language , I nodded yes. Right , she is heading down the right road , the road of no return. Then she secretes the card away , a good sign. Some dumb girls pass the card back to ya ... this one understands why I gave her the card. Negotiations have begun : ) and my bus is leaving for Bangkok in 40hrs time.

By the way , in respect of her first Ladies Drink via me , think she was being coached from behind me. Got the feeling she first caught the eye of someone behind me , next thing she meekly taps her fingers on her chest. She was rather hesitant to do that , whether its because she was worried about a rejection or it was a pride thing ... begging for a drink. Also in respect of the card , after last night she might have showed it to someone else and they told her "He gave it to you , so you can visit him in his room and earn real money" : ) So she pulls it out in front of me to confirm why I gave it to her in the first place. In effect , I am introducing her to not only selling Ladies Drinks , but selling pussy too : )

Provincial stayed sitting at my table all night viz 9pm to 1am then I split and went for a walk (pervin observin). In 4hrs x 3 ladies drinks ... good girl , no real pressure , never asked for a second ladies drink etc. I bought two more to help her keep her job. That's more than she'd sell in the back room disco boutique ... no customers there (Recession). Message to employer , yes she has talent , can secure LD's. I can be generous at times. Real reason for LD's , not employment ... I want to fuck her : )

I won't be too surprised if she calls at my room tomorrow , on the way to work. Thats what I suggested to her anyway , 5pm. Should allow a 2hr session with her , she showers , then eats , then off to work. It's time to feel and fuck her. Will not mention money beforehand , fuck her , place Baht1000 in her purse/bag and if she queries it , will plead ignorance. Will say in Thai language ‘dont understand’. One thousand is a lot for a girl who's basic salary is most probably Baht100 per night , plus any drinks commissions (Bt50 per drink ?) she earns. I tell ya , this girl earns next to nothing in LD commissions. She's too naive , too backward in coming forward , especially with foreigners. Add to that , her limited english. If she doesnt lift her game , she will be out of a job soon , and I think she knows it : )

5pm on today I will be on red alert , resting , but waiting for her tap tap on the door. Won't be surprised if she does not come either. Might be too much for her , crossing that line and becoming a whore. If anyone can get her to do it , its Thommo : )

Returned home relatively early 1.30am , happy that I have a cookie in the oven. Hope she does not let me down. Cause she keeps looking into my eyes (and not at my turkey neck etc) , think I am in with a chance. She's besotted with my eyes and my Sugar Daddy potential. Provincial girl in amongst all the hustlers , and not doing well , looks like she might have to return home empty handed. Cant let parents down , must pull off the pants and start grabbing real money. Thommo to the rescue. In fact Thommo might even help her pull off her pants. Done that many times before : )

No good of me returning to Phils empty handed either. Can get a lot more fucks in Phils , but need a change , slutty eyed Thais for me , right now. Love those slutty eyes (heavy slant , semi closed). And like fucking pretty ones who don't want to be fucked by me. They only fuck cause they have to ($). I experience a unique sense of power with those types. Love it. And yes I grind away forever with them , once they have committed (opened their legs) Fiend , no doubt about it. Any girl who can offer me a power trip has got me. 'Provincial' fits the bill : )

Genuine slutty eyed girls are in short supply Philippines , but there was one beauty in this respect , and she was at Honk of all places. Have pic of her. Will place online one day (when coast is clear). In meantime I will keep looking at her 'demon' pic. Looks like a demon , and looks too sexy for me. Her eyes are saying : "Thommo , if you want to do a round with me , you'd better be good " : )

Yeh , next trip should get a quote from her for Blow Job only. Love to see my dick disappear into her face and then she looks up at me. Paradise , and great photo opportunity. Blow Job only , dont want to be shamed by her. Think she would take me out if I started fucking her real : ) Then the shame , she returns to Honk and reports Thommo is all talk. Pervs and drinks only , can not fuck. Must avoid that at all costs : )

Got an idea. Best way , hand her my cellphone tag , fuck her during day , mama-san misses out on commission. Then she has to keep the liaison with me a secret , otherwise Mama will get angry if she hears 'Slutty Eyes' shagged behind her back. Only problem Slutty Eyes is part of Mama's stable. Risk destroying friendship with Mama. Which is more important , retain friendship with Mama or a daylight saving (on the side) blow job by Slutty Eyes ?

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And now back to Thailand ...

Oh yeh , and have a ‘Hello’ girl at EB (Pattaya) onto me too. She stands only 3/4mtrs from my table , at entrance to my left , and must have been observing my gentlemanly ways with Provincial (on my right). Just about every time I turn around she is looking at me. She is better looking and better educated than ‘Provincial’ but I can not now turn my attention to "Hello" , especially cause she is not allowed to sit at tables. Hard to seduce when 3/4mtrs away smiling all the time. Prefer Provincial for sex anyway , she has got a fuck face and fuck body , Hello girl has prettiness , but no message of sexiness coming from her. Not enough when I'm thinking of sex. Pretty girl , charming manners , education etc ... nope , not what I am looking for. Provincial undressed would be more exciting , and then there is her lovely slutty face (Japanese eyes) , innocent as a babies bum , with a look of apprehension uneasiness , as I sink my white caribou dick into her. For sure I have control with someone like Provincial. She will ‘obey’. Hello girl would be more of an equal , not much of a power trip there : )

Looking forward to the hesitance when I present my dick to Provincials lovely pouchy lips (blow job) ,and the look of surprise and fright later on , when I suggest to her that I sink my dick into her asshole , ha ha , love it.

Pic .. Lots of videos were taken from this EB vantage point :

Pic removed (sorry).

It’s now 9.10am and feeling good. Its all that Lek food , thats keeping me going. Got a tingle in my dick writing about Provincial. Dream on buddy , dream on.

Forgot to mention , went to Boesche last night. At front door they said beer Baht90 , I get the beer and want to pay then and there , no chits/bills for this sucker. They say Bt120. Girls ordinary. Not a special place at all , yet raved about on Internet. Thais always trying to extract that extra out of ya. I tell them I asked at front door , and they said Bt90 , now you say Bt120. I pay the 120 skol the beer and out the door I go. That is 3 mins there , let em know I am not happy. (Plenty of Security around to ensure the 120 is collected : )

Then Angel Witch , all the time show time it seems. Ukraine guy next to me , who’s English is very limited , asks me how much the girls ... I ask Supervisor , she says “Bt800 bar fine , plus Bt5500 short time. I laughed and told her and Ukraine "crazy prices".

Then Ukraine says he wants the waitress standing nearby , I tell waitress Ukrainian wants to marry her , she said “I do not like foreigner”. Thats tellin em. Admire her frankness. I passed that precise reply onto him and told him to forget the place (Thailand) , go to Philippines. But he is a sucker and will pay someone Bt5500 plus Bt800 for a mediocre fuck (Pesos8000). These kinds of people make sure the price of pussy keeps going up.

Personally think Angel Witch is over rated re their Shows. Suit a kindergarten kid in the Western World , not an adult that's been anywhere or know anything. Place was full of Mongers with Hooker girl friends. I think its the girl friends who request Witch , not the Mongers. Hope so , otherwise Mongers are brainless : )

Angel Witch sign in Walking St. Witch 50 mtrs to your right. It's nothing special in my mind.   But the prices of the girls are .... if price I was quoted is real , viz Bt5500 (Pesos7000 approx) short time , plus Bt800 (Pesos1100 approx) bar fine. Please laugh at them if they quote you those kinds of prices : ) Remember ... la Resistance !

At entrance of Angel Witch Pattaya.   Really , I dont know why this place is highly rated. Maybe cause of the high prices : )   Didn't see any friendliness inside the place , only cold hearted unsmiley money collecting (drinks etc). The Resistance has officially blacklisted this place and Boesche , the only two GoGo's I entered. Both get raves on Internet. Deary me. If they are tops , hate to experience the bottom ones.

Then another incident at EB , forgot to tell ya before ... A-rab guy was ushered out by one security. At top of steps next to me Thai security places hands on A rabs chest and gently pushes him back down the steps onto street bottom of steps. Then A rab does a stand off , angry as hell , hair standing on end , eye balling the security guy from bottom of steps. Looks like A rab is going to start something. Then all of a sudden six Thai security guys are at front entrance eyeballing A rab. Eventually common sense prevails and A rab walks away ..... outnumbered.

Remember , if its one on one at the start , it will not last one on one for long. Thai guys will come from near and far. You will end up in hospital or dead , one or the other. Boots to your head , the lot. You have to cop it sweet in Thailand. They think they win , but for my money they lose , cause they lose my respect.

And without respect who are you ?

Sunday , Flips will be going to church and enjoying family day. Pattaya will have a slack feel about it , foreigners easing back on a Sunday. Nice time for ‘Provincial’ to slip into my room. Got pics of her , will place online when I think it is safe to do so. Want nude pics of her too , she’s got the body I like. Whank whank.

Programme : Decide on Chiangrai/Burma for 3 days , then Bangkok for three days and then Phils for only two days. Hope on arrival Spotter can get her act together quickly.

Today Sunday (Thailand) was one of frustration. Two hours , four motor cyc taxis , three travel agents down the line and I have my ticket for Chiangrai. Misinformation being the main culprit. Two hours to get a ticket and there's travel agents begging for biz everywhere. Shouldn't be , but was.

Latest photo shop also fucks up order. Fortunately checked their work in shop before I left. Owner tells me I ordered 15 photos , I replied “No I did not order 15”. The processing guy got it all wrong. Owner not happy there is a mistake. They will never admit making a mistake. I was not willing to accept blame = owner not happy.

Provincial did not call during the day. Tonights programme ... x 3 ladies drinks Provincial , place order for her to call at my room after work (3am). Otherwise tonights entertainment will be much same as previous nights. Two/three nights is enough for Pattaya. Bring back the good old days , when Pattaya was less commercial. You could relax with chicks and did not have to talk money all the time. There was no Internet , and with Internet nowadays , too many mongers know about the place , thus pushing up the price and corrupting Thai attitudes towards us foreigners. We did it , not the Thais ...... of course : )

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So , the night begins. First stop EB but someone has my S&F spot , but he is good for only one ladies drink and 30 mins later he’s gone and I repossess my territory. Of course word gets out Thommo’s back and ‘Provincial’ appears from the empty boutique disco out the back. Shit what happened from there is a blur. Started out late 11.30pm and finished late. Got lots of pics and video , last night , reckon there will be not much in Chiangrai. Am keen to fuck another Burmese girl this trip too. Burmese border is not far from Chiangrai.

At EB now everyone has gone home , staff etc. They officially shut down at 3am. There was only Provincial and myself left behind. Think the staff knew what was going to happen to her that night. I told Provincial we will go back to my room , she agrees , but indicates she will walk some distance behind me. Think that was to hide the fact she is selling it. Any 19yr old walking with a 72yr old is selling it , everyone knows that : )

So Provincail follows me home. I always have room key with me. Dont like stuffing around asking for it at Front Desk all the time. Bar at front had long closed down. No customers like me to keep it open. Straight to elevator and to my room. No one else in the small elevator with us. During my entire stay I was the only person in the elevator , each and every time. Shows you how many other people were staying at the place : )

In the room , she was nervous and apprehensive. I started by giving her some tiny unique gifts from my country. Then I offered her drinks from the fridge , then took her by the hand and led her to the bed. Yes honey , your beginning your apprenticeship with the Master himself. Your in good hands.

She was reluctant to get the show going , but once it was going SE Asian genes kicked in and she enjoyed it. Initially no blow job or anal unfortunately , but kissing and Missionary (between the legs) yes. Naturally I used a condom cause Thailand for me is Aids Central , compared to Philippines. Not taking any risks nowadays in Thailand. Not sure she would have insisted on a condom , professional hookers wisely will , but naive types like Provincial , who are not in control , might not care too much about condoms. Never found out , I used a condom (with ky gel).

Anyway , just had to present my washed and condom free dick to her mouth. After some coaching she reluctantly let it slide inside , but she didnt know what to do. Anyway , it was a thrill getting it inside her mouth. Instructed her on techniques , she followed instructions , that was enough for me. I know if I was around for another week or so , she'd be sucking and slurping with the best of them. But I always want to move on , never want to hang around. They either deliver when I am there , or they dont deliver at all. Provincial got to the half way delivery point , and I enjoyed it , amateur as the bj was.

She wanted to leave after that. Might have a Thai boyfriend waiting or doesnt want peers to see her coming home 7am in the morning , dont know , dont care , got to base with her. Broke the barrier down.

Slipped Baht1000 into her purse. Girls , hookers or not , never miss cash being slipped into their purse : ) She pretended not to see , out the door she goes , and to the life of a Hooker. The things I do for you lads. Another new one hits the road , or should I say 'walking street' : )

 

CHIANGRAI/BURMA :

Lek Buffet Pattaya , pack my bags and on my way to the Chiangrai Rehab Clinic , rehab from all that big spending , loud noise , drinking and perving : )

Everything went smoothly on arrival at SUV Airport Bangkok , transferred by Mini Van to Don Muang (DM) Airport. Rather lengthy trip that one.

Don Muang (DM) is still much the same as before its closure. However Thai Air was delayed an hour. Left Pattaya accom 12.30noon , left DM 7.15pm. Another long day. Arrived Chiangrai minus my baggage check tags , but Security did not ask for them. Limo Bt200 to my favourite Ge How (Guest House) and lord and behold the woman there remembered my name including my official passport surname. Three years since they have seen me ... how do they do it. I suppose its easier to remember the name of a notorious whoremonger , of which I am one : )

Enquired about the big bin I had left behind. She took me to her store room , there it was including all the original contents (pics , soap , wooden souvenirs). Told her to keep soap and bin , took pics and souvenirs. How about that , 3 yrs down the track and the stuff has not been tampered with. Try that in the Phils : )

Dump bags in my room with intention of catching a Samlor (bicycle taxi) or Tuk Tuk to favourite Restaurant and have my first feed for about 12hrs. However , had to walk all the way , 9.30pm and the town has already shut down , no sign of any public transport.

Chiangrai by night. 9.30pm and main drag is dead. To left of main street in Yedyod Road and a small dormant bar scene , plus some other little nookeries. Chiangrai is not a sex destination , its a place to slow down , relax , re-charge the batteries and get back to Bangkok for some action : )

The new Clock Tower Chiangrai.   This is the major roundabout of Chiangrai and yet only one motorcyc in the frame.   The town shuts down early at night , thus allowing the evil ones like me to patrol the mini nightlife scene.   Burmese ruled large chunks of the North including Chiangrai for over 300yrs if I remember right. Burmese influence seen in the design of the clock tower (and many other places).

Ate , tea , no alcohol , need a break from that. Walked around mostly night spots , took some pics , and realised for some excitement , gotta hop on the bus tomorrow to Mae Sai and then into Burma for some untainted pussy (and untainted minds). Interesting fucking Burmese girls who do not normally get fucked by foreigners. The fear factor makes it a little more exciting. Their fear/uncertainty about the great White Caribou (me). Also hairless pussy is amusing. Will try for pics of same. Put hairless burmese pussy pic on website before , then removed it. Gotta protect the 'innocent' : )

5.45am wide awake on bed , its a bit chilly this time of the year (Chiangrai) and twas thinking about Tomtown and the looker I met there , then it struck me , that fuckwit back at Kodak Pattaya lost all the pics of her too. And other girls. Thanks pal for nothing.

Think , instead of saying ‘Sawadt-dee khrup’ (Sawadt dee cup) , I will say “Sawadt dee crap” : ) this point on. Crap , get it ?

Hard enough getting decent pics nowadays , then a cunt like him goes and loses them.

From that point on , two copies .. x 1 on usb , other on computer itself. On entering my home country pics on usb (secreted away) only , nothing on computer itself. Dont want to be on the receiving end of silly questions re pics etc. Its my business (whoring) , not theirs (Customs/Immigration). Never had this usb problem in Philippines. Thais are doing something crazy , dont know what. It's either that , or I need to see a brain surgeon : )

Off the bed , some Diary work (Audio editing , pic transfers to usb/computer , this text) and then to breakfast Buffet at Bt236 (WiangInn Hotel). Bus station ticket to Mae Sai. Over the border , fuck a Burmese babe , back to Chiangrai Thailand and cover the night life scene , what there is of it. Bangkok by Thursday evening , and the camera rolls on the Nana Car Park scene etc. Back to Tomtown Phils , fuck Spotters ‘talent’ and recoup pics of Looker , if she buys my hard luck story (pics lost) and poses all over again. Need to give her a unique gift from Thailand to help smooth matters over , methinks. That girl has potential , photo’ model , yet she is fucking for cheap. Some people do not know their own worth .. sad. One of the best looking fucks I have come across this trip , and she is from the Philippines , not Thailand , and resident at Honk !. Speaks good English , is not mercenary , and ‘jelly’ (relaxed) vibes. Can’t get that in Thailand , not pos. It's a pity she is an established hooker , otherwise I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe.

Within 2/3 days of arriving back in Phils , the party will be over , back home to reality and whank whank all over again (pics/videos : )

So , what happened today. One and a half hours to Mae Sai in a horrible native bus that's what. Arrive Thai Immi who hand me a piece of paper , with spelling grammar etc all up the pole. Capitals , comma's etc also wrong. The thing was a puzzle to understand. Here it is , precisely as written :

It says exactly the following :

"Your country , travel get back to come in Thailand , will permitted give stay in Thailand 15 day , since , date travel to get back in , ( , except , there is the visa , travel at will get follow the right of each the visa)"

Brackets , comma's , everything exactly as printed. Go figure : )

I had to laugh. Thais ask me ‘what wrong’. I say “bad English” = sour faces that point onwards (criticism) of course , but when I have got to say it , I have got to say it. I'm certainly not into political correctness.

Then to Burma’s Immigration , further along the same bridge , pay Bt500 for 3 day visa. Enter Burma Tachilek and look for samlor driver last trip or similar. No samlor rider there , only empty samlors. Where the hell are the riders ? In Phils they would appear from everywhere , not Burma. Less lively species in Burma.

 

Burma/Mynmar Taxi !   Plenty of taxis/samlors , but no drivers/riders. So I went to the other side of the Bridge where I met a Lunatic samlor driver : )

Loonie who claimed to know where the action was , but didn't. Stuffed up my first attempt to get to Burmese whore houses. Travelled all the way from Chiangrai , had to turn around go back and try the same again (with a different Samlor driver) next day. Note the pile of rubbish he is sitting on. The signs were not good right from the start : )

Find two samlors on other side of bridge , one with a big grin , select him , wish I hadn't now : ) See above.

But then his silly laugh and body language suggests he might be mental. Stop him 20mtrs down the track and ask him in Thai language (they all speak Thai) does he know where the Lady Houses are. He repeats what I said in Thai and nods yes. Off he goes down same road as Samlor rider previous Escape trip , only problem he rides and rides and we are nearly out at the rice fields when he stops and calls a young tuk tuk driver across. Samlor does not know where the whore houses are. He has just wasted my valuable time. Last bus back to Chiangrai in 2hrs.

Tuk tuk drivers in general are no good , not to be trusted , especially with price. I tell Samlor rider he is mad (baa baa) give him Bt50 , hop in tuk tuk and ask to be taken back to the Immigration bridge. He says Bt100 .... bullshit. Off I get and start walking the 5kms back to the bridge. A Songthaew comes along and says Bt20 , I hop on.

The mad Samlor cunt has spoiled my day .. 6hrs of my time , Bt690 , filling out immigration cards , friggin around just for a mad cunt to fuck it all up. I saw him heading back to where I originally picked him up. He might start a fracas (being mad) and that spot is too close to Burmese Immigration. I can hear it now ... "What's the purpose of your visit" says Immigration ? Rejected tuk tuk driver might be there and join in and support him. Same spot is where tuk tuk's hang out. Potential trouble. I am angry , am running out of time , and not in the mood for a whore tour now. Arrive at starting point , hop across bridge to Thailand and on the bus back to Chiangrai I go.

On arrival Ge How Chiangrai owner calls me. Bt150 motorbike not available , only a Bt250 one at discounted Bt200 per day price. I am not buying that bullshit. Thais are always trying to extract extra out of ya. Will walk down to main street and get a Bt150 one myself.

Have arranged to meet a Samlor rider 8pm , he says he has super Bt1500 short time girls. Will see what he means. Want choice , not one brought to me , choice. Add to that , whore tour on push bike if possible. Looking forward to returning to Ge How on a Bt50 pushbike or a Bt150 motorcyc. That will let them know I am not dependant on them.

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Have decided to lead the ‘Resistance Alliance’. A group organised to resist the Thais attempt to control , bully and over charge us. Must get them back in their box. They have been getting away with too much for too long now.

The relationship between Thais and foreigners is fake. They are mercenary and when they smile at us , they are smiling at a cash flow , not a human being. The relationship between the Thais and foreigners is a paid one , just like paid sex. Once a person can understand and accept that , progress can be made. Progress in achieving ones objective ... fucking them : )

If you can accept that , and so get what you want without losing your dignity and independence , then Thailand is ok.

From this point on , I am resisting with a smile.

Join "The Resistance" : )

Whorist.com needs you NOW !

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Walked to push bike shop , closed , biz hours a crazy 9.30am to 4pm only. To motorcyc shop I know from previous trips , closed , and out of business. To only other motorcyc shop I know , closed.

Met Samlor rider , gave him Bt20 and told him I am going to sleep now , “maybe tomorrow” (see his chicks) , this all in Thai language of course. Cant be bothered with friggin around again today. Reckon I will only see one chick via him anyway. He said Bt1500 short time = Bt1000 to girl Bt500 to him I suppose.

Ate , drank one beer , got another Samlor to take me to music place previous trip , but no one I knew there , and no gem amongst the new lot (of girls). Then to same whore house knew years ago when there were 60/70 girls and some definite lookers. This time only 4 below average girls. Papa san was honest and said in Thai language “Chiangrai doesn’t have anymore” (ladies and whore houses). Couldnt agree more.

Then to Bar attached to wall (previous trip) , one drink , nothing there for me (Pics lost). Checked out other bars in same alleyway , no good looking or sexy ladies to be found. Lost , nowhere to go from here.

What to do ? Thai Airways will not let me leave a day earlier , need a completely new ticket at Bt2000 plus to do that , they said. One more day and night in Chiangrai ? Please no. Only thing I can think of is bite the bullet and return to Burma one more time. That will kill day and then hop on a rent a push bike Chiangrai and do a whore tour of my own , Chiangrai by night. Bangkok the next day. Otherwise I will have nothing to do.

Will wear different top and trousers to Burma , not same bag , and no cap = might avert attention on my next assault on immigration authorities Burma bridge and samlor/tuk tuk driver (previous aborted assault). It’ll be a covert operation : )

Programme , very early to Burma , find right Samlor guy , to whore houses at my leisure , stay drinking in them , take my time , find a nice one and fuck her. Gotta get some sort of trophy whilst up here in the far North. Cant go back South empty handed.

Have my ‘Provincial’ trophy South (Pattaya) , now need a trophy from the North. Then pervin observin Bangkok , doubtful anything fresh there for me in Bangkok , only hard core whores ... “ooh ah , you hansum” etc : ) But good observin thats for sure (Nana Parking Lot , Big Dog observation Tower , Sukhumvit ‘Paris’ by night , Back Street ex Siam Hotel , China Town etc).

You never know , when your pervin observin someone might seduce ya. Pervin observin locks in with the 'Lonely Lamb' technique. Girls will come forward if your on your own , sit with someone else and you block those same girls out : )

It’s now 3.35am Wednesday Chiangrai , laying awake on bed thinking ... 12noon Thursday I check out of accom Chiang Rai and to the airport for Bangkok flight , what can I achieve before then ?

Ran through various scenarios , best one seems to be .. back to Tachilek Burmese border town , fairly early , so as to have time to assess various Lady Houses , that is , have a beer at one or two of them. Fuck the best , forget the rest. So thats what it will be.

On return over the bridge and through Burmese and Thai Immigration Offices , must make sure have no video camera with me , too much chick/whore images on it. Immigration might start to get interested in me eg ... second visit in 24hrs ... why ? , they might start thinking. Can not afford to have video camera or images on compact camera.

Yesterday , I had video camera with Phil and Thai images (chicks/whores) , condoms , ky jelly etc with me. Typical whoremonger survival kit. Today , no images and a story to the ready , if they ask , viz : “Yesterday I cross bridge get sick in stomach , return to Chiang Rai , today not sick , now like to have a look around”.

I originally arrived in Thailand with a 30 day visa. My walk over the Burma bridge yesterday , cost me 15 days , ended up with only a 15 day visa. What if I walk over the bridge today , will I lose another 15 days and have no visa ? Anything is possible with this lot. Must clarify before I ‘walk the walk’.

On return from whore houses and picks taken , must secrete mini camera’s memory stick under my sock at ankle level. They might check my bags on departure. Purpose of my brief visit will be obvious if they stumble across any whore house images.

Will return to Chiangrai early evening that same day , and walk to bamboo shack cantina’s I visited on a previous Escape. No chance of getting a push bike before I leave for Tachilek. Their office hours are 9.30am to 4pm. A push bike would have been nice on last night , but can not wait in Chiangrai for them to open at 9.30am , must give priority to Tachilek whore houses. Leave on bus early in the morning , before bike shop opens.

Would be interesting to see if Chiangrai cantinas and cute employees are still there. So walk I will. This time , if possible , I will ask about cuties ‘take out’ potential. Then there is cellphone (lady) Samlor rider. Might check his merchandise out too , depends how things unfold.

So my programme is adequate for the remaining time I have left , don’t you think ? The hard core whores , and video potential of Bangkok await me : )

What happened ? Changed my mind of course and ordered the Bt200 bike to be on the ready my return from Burma. Can’t have a slow night walking , gotta get around efficiently , cantina and another place are too far away to walk. More flexibility if I have a motorbike (motorcyc). 7.15am to WiangInn and buffet breakfast. 8am my bus takes off for Mae Sai and the border. Along the way numerous check points and boardings by Army/Police. One poor Thai sucker did not have his ID , policeman told him to get off the bus. The poor bugger will have a hard time. Seated and looking up at the policeman his face said “Please don’t hurt me” . He knows he is in trouble. Thais love the opportunity to exercise power. That guy is in for a hard time. He'll timidly wait outside the bus for the Army/police , he will not attempt to run away. He risks being shot if he does that. No questions asked if a policeman or army lad shoots a Thai , no questions asked. And guy without ID knows it : )

Arrive at Immigration and yes they ask me why I go again to Burma (drug smuggler ?). Told them the ‘sick’ story , with some Thai language. He replied ‘You speak Thai , ok I understand’. Stamped the passport , next stop Burmese immigration who only want money , Bt500. The more Bt500’s the better I suppose. Some no doubt go into immi officials pockets.

Inside the Burmese Immigration Office , where ya hand over Baht500 for a three day visa. Border town close by (Tachilek) , Thai baht always welcomed , presumably a lot stronger than the burmese play money.   Surprised they let me take a pic inside their Office. See framed photo of their esteemed leader , army lad who controls burma with an iron fist. Note also 10am Thai time. Left Chiangrai around 8am. Also old style computers. The three day visa is a money scheme. Dont think Thais pay anything to enter Burma. Falang , falang , hit em where it hurts : )

Critical part now is ... will there be a Samlor rider on the left below the bridge. The mad guy is on the right of the bridge , dont want him to see me. Ten fifteen samlors and yes one , but only one Samlor rider (SR). I ask him does he know ‘house lady’ in thai language. He does not speak a word of English so all conversations with him had to be in Thai. Yes he knows , ‘How many’ ? I ask , he says five.

Away we go down same road as all the other times, including mad man , pedal pedal , long way. Most bumpy road in the world , I am getting headache from all the bumping. Wouldnt want to be doing this with a hangover. He takes to me a house been to previous trip and actually fucked someone in. About seven ladies to choose from. I take one Bt600 short time. Compare that with Angel Witch Pattaya Baht 6,300 all up short time. Same quality , here in the Burmese whore house.

Burma/Myanmar Tiny little room. The young ladies only privacy. Same room guys like me shag her. Sleeping on the same bed. No room to swing a cat. Not a great life , eh ?

She’s a good one , most enjoyable blow job and so so fuck. Allowed me to take as many pics as I liked. But you will see in the end , I deleted pics of her , had an uncomfortable feeling about that. Pic of room only. I know there is at least one Burmese spy reading this. Are you still there ? Email me if you can : )

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Out of there we go , to another whore house opposite side of road. Only two , and nothing special. On we go to another one only two girls again , one reasonable attractive and fuckable. Nice karma/vibes and same price Bt600 there too. Another day , want to see the other two houses before I decide if I’ll take another one.

From 3rd one walk to 4th one two doors down. About 8 here , some with height size. I cut the short list down to three and let girls know who are the final three. Select the one with the best face , height and decent sized body. Into the fuck box we go. First ask her for pics , she said no , then asked her if she does blow job she says no. Tried more than once for initially fully clothed pics but she is unfriendly in all her refusals. Open the door and out of there , telling papa san in Thai language as I exit , lady says ‘no’ too many times. That girl really dislikes foreigners , but not their money : )

Then the merry go round begins. Samlor goes round and round in circles. Actually returns to first whore house. He has no more , he only has four , two of which are virtually non functional.

Back to bridge and Burmese immigration. At least I got a fuck and great blow job , achieved something this time. But I do not recommend folks going to the trouble I did. It was a challenge and a little bit of adventure. Think I now know Burma is very limited re quality and quantity. Put it to the side for the time being. Samlor said the 2/3 better ones (previous trip) I wanted to see have been closed down. Maybe they have , maybe they have not , especially if he is lazy and has had enough pushing a bike and falang for time being. His bike number is 26 (licence number) near the bridge if you want to try him , but you will have to speak Thai.

After shagging one of their burmese maidens , I pass through the Burmese/Myanmar arch way in the foreground and head for the big white Thai archway 100 mtrs in the smokey background.   The difference in size of the archways is about the difference in the economies too.

Whilst crossing over the bridge , heading back to Thailand , we cross the river that divides the two countries. In pic its Burma to the right , Thailand to the left. Tachilek Burma and its people are very dormant compared to Mae Sai Thailand people on the other side of the bridge. -- Had some beautiful 'no hair' Burmese ladies in days of yore , when they were able to freely cross the bridge and shag for money. Big doe eyed lovelies. Not any more. Nothing stays the same : )

My mind is wandering back to Phils where I saw better looking and friendly pay for play ladies on offer. Better get back there and shag them or better still shag Spotters talent. Think I will extend trip by one week. Need more fucking before I return home.

Have a beer at Ayes Restaurant Chiangrai then run into Telephone man (Samlor) told him “tonight telephone ladies”. Off he and I go to my accom along the way took pics of bike hire shop.

Bicycle Hire Shop Chiangrai. Think its Baht 50 per day for a reasonable push bike. Most prob Bt20 for Thais. Lady owner of this place explained to me on an earlier trip, she spent 12 months in my country and only 20kms from where I live , doing a Business Management Course. Imagine all that to manage a bicycle hire shop : )   The tandem bike in the foreground , is ideal for a whoremonger like me. If I pulled up at a native cantina with that bike , I'd explain to Mama-san the back seat is for my bar fine : )

After that , and further down the track , I saw more pic opportunities. Little birds in cages for sale , about 12/15 of them. Stopped Samlor , went across and started taking pics , without flash. Lady was filling up bath and drinking water for birds , but the birds were placed on the hot road and in the sun , no shade whatsoever , hence the water I suppose to help them cool down and survive , so that owner can sell them.

Towards the end when I had just about enough pics , and whilst staring at camera view finder trying to get good shots , a woman to my left starting whacking her plastic bag into me and calling out rather loudly ,, “You , you , you” . She kept slapping me with the bag and calling out loudly. I totally ignored her (non recognition) , only looking at the camera/birds and trying to get the magical shot. She was very persistent with her calling out and slapping my left arm with the plastic bag.

Think , cause I was not buying them , I could not photo them. Dont really know , don’t care , but do care that she does not have a win , and win she did not.

Bird cages Chiangrai. Scene of the only unpleasant experience in Chiangrai.   If ya didnt like what someone was doin you'd come up and say something , even if it was in a foreign language (which in my case I would have understood some at least) and not step up and start whacking them with a plastic bag (containing who knows what). Ignoramus woman , therefore ignored.

Before this happened I was quite happy with Chiangrai , the charm and natural rhythm of the place. Am still quite happy , Woman was only the exception not the rule. Out of corner of my eye I could see a man and he was murmuring to the woman. Perhaps he was the owner and the woman was the one watering the birds before. Acting on behalf of her employer ?

Anyway , no flash coming from camera , birds were not stressed out etc , so I could not see what she was on about , other than the usual , pushing falang (foreigner) around. She should transfer to Pattaya. She’d be in good company there : )

I never once looked at who was slapping me with a plastic bag (containing light items) , stayed focused on the job , completed all my shooting then walked slowly and calmly a couple of paces to the corner , pretending to look down the street to see who had been slapping me.

Every opportunity for the owner to come forward and speak to me , but he did not. Every opportunity for the lady too , but she did not. They could see their tactics will not work with me : )

Bend me they will not , after all , I am the CEO of “The Resistance” and thus should set an example. Think I will have to learn ‘viva la resistance’ in thai language and shout that out from time to time : )

I am pleased that the woman will still be fuming and telling everyone about the ‘falang’. She has learnt something ... not all falangs kiss thai arse. Not unless the Thai is 18-22yrs old , attractive and rentable : )

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Programme now ... siesta , motorcyc arrives 6pm. Definite whore tour tonight and check out Telephone man’s (Samlor) ‘talent’. Not expecting too much : )

Forgot to tell ya , on return from Burmese border and at one of the many police check points today , one policeman checked my passport and then looked through my bag. Lucky no condoms or camera there , otherwise my Burmese ‘story’ , as in this diary , might have unfolded : ) Knew condoms would encourage awkward questioning , so had them in hidden spot all day.

Not a bad day , some adventure , some results , it can only get better .... with bangkok and then Philippines to finish off tour.

Programme tonight ... eat , drink a little , ‘telephone man’ (Samlor) and check his ‘talent’ out , to cantina of yesteryear , to sing along place and hand over photo’s took 3 years ago (they were in bin I left behind at Ge How) , check out other nightlife spots around town. Not expecting much , but curiosity must be satisfied.

Pattaya is exciting but unpleasant. Chiangrai is pleasant but unexciting.

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How wrong I was , yet again.

The north , in particular was very exciting this night. But not sexy , I must warn you. First the negatives. Ate , drank two beers , then on motorcyc (motorcycle) to telephone man (Samlor) parked at his usual spot. He calls the chick on his phone (see pic below)

Within 10 mins she arrives on a motorcyc. Looking directly at him , not aware of my presence 2mtrs away to her right (tunnel vision) , she said “where is he”. He nodded in my direction , in the shadows a bit. She turned to me , her head whipped back to him as fast as lightning and must have said to telephone man “no way” and off she went. She was disgusted with me. I tell ya , it will take some time to recover from that rejection , her behaviour towards me nailed it in the coffin ... ‘Thommo your finished’. Embarrassing , ego shattering , it was all that and more. Think that experience got the message through to me .... I am horrible to young good looking girls , ie , sophisticated ones. Hooker was a looker , make no mistake about that , she was a looker. No way was she going to fuck with a Senior Citizen , no way. Maybe he did not tell her it was a falang , too.

I tried to make it easy for telephone man , cause he took it hard , he had lost face (towards me) , he knew and I knew her behaviour was un Thai , very bad , and he knew , looking at me I took it badly and was embarrassed with the lightning rejection , once the eyes had set on me. Never been rejected in that way before. It was lightning. She did not even have to think about it. One milli second look at me was enough. Gotta give her credit , she can size up a dong within a millisecond. Gotta give her credit for that. A Looker she was and she only looked for a millisecond.

Gave telephone man Bt50 for his troubles , he knew there was no more business between us , the girl had made sure of that : ) I think he was more embarrassed than me , I forced some laughter and told him in local language , “it’s no big deal”. But it was , I have never been rejected so quickly and so emphatically in my entire life. There is a message here for someone , maybe me : )

Chiangrai Samlor (push bike) taxi in foreground. Samlor driver and procurer in the background , on his cellphone placing the order. I was standing to right of pic when the merchandise (hooker) arrived. She took one look at me , and then off like a rocket (on her 100cc Honda) Maybe it was because I was a falang , or maybe 'age' was the factor. I will never know : ) All I know is , it was demoralising. Never been rejected so quickly and emphatically in my entire life , and by a hooker ! : )

OK , off to singalong place with pics I took 3 years ago. Night before not impressed , no lookers there , but thought before I leave town , will ofload those pics even if same pic folks are there no more. What a shock and surprise I got there. Entered and shit there were pretty girls everywhere. There was also a singer who I took pics of 3 yrs ago , and had the copies with me (ex big bin Ge How).

There was one girl I would give Bt1500 to fuck short time. Made sure she sat at my table.

Christ I wanted to fuck her so bad , bought a LD straight away (Bt100) , plus smuggled Bt100 to her under the table , within 5 mins of meeting her. Complimented her time and again , she accepted compliments with glee and actually lost control a bit. She could see I had done my balls on her , but she did not exploit that by asking for Ladies Drinks or whatever , just sat there smiled and kept filling up my glass for me.

Asked her can I take her out ie bar fine her (Thai language) , she said no , all girls not take out. Shit , I think she is the prettiest girl I have seen , on this trip. Its her face , and there is nothing wrong with her body either , wow legs , tiny waist etc. Her legs look great when she is walking , but only ok when she is standing still. Dont know why that is so. Never got a pic of her when her legs looked ‘wow’, but hell I knew they were gorgeous and she was gorgeous , including her mentality. Nothing like this in Pattaya , nothing like it. Forgive me Provincial , forgive me : )

Oh hell , why cant I go to bed with her ? 1. She is not a dead set hooker , she is on the fringe and would take days to seduce 2. Its company (singalong) policy , no barfining , no fucking with customers .... but that happens you can be sure , on the side , without management knowing.

So , after some frustration there , it was off to the bamboo shacks/native cantina’s ... remember , last time I was in Thailand ? (Fishin for Fun series). Well , haven’t these places come alive during my absence. There is more of them , and more pretty girls. It is the best chick street in Thailand for my money. Still don’t know the name of the street but remember the intersection where I turn off. Have got a good visual memory. All my life find my way around visually , nothing to do with street names : ) Update (2 weeks later) : Lost all pics taken of this area , incl a Spunk the slim devotees would have liked.

This is the only Beer Bar street in Chiangrai , about 10/12 beer bars in all and only 2/3 girls in each one.   Not far away is "Useless Alleyway" , see below text.

Then to useless alleyway. Pretty useless to me in the past anyway. Falangs sitting at one of the cantina’s attached to the wall. I prop at the other one , totally empty , devoid of customers. Very cute bar , tell the young guy/bar boy so , too. Whilst sitting there a lovely Slutty Eyed one asks if she can sit next to me. Sure babe , youve got the eyes I like , nothing wrong with the body either. Great smiles , relaxed romantic type of girl. Eventually puts her hands on my thighs. I am a bit drunk and so compliment her heaps (Thai language) , think she wet her pants , she started to look a bit wobbly (embarrassment at compliments). I can pile on the bullshit no end , when I am interested. I don’t think this girl has had a guy tell her so much before (eyes , face , boobs , legs .... all of her complimented). After a couple of beers she starts stroking my thigh. Now I am wetting my pants , cant take my eyes off her eyes. Then her girl friend comes along ... sexy posing for camera.

Update : All pics of these two girls lost .... suspect the processing shop in Chiangrai. I got copies of these girls and bamboo shacks girls , delivered them etc , but when I looked at usb later on , say Bangkok wherever , no copies on usb. What the fuck is going on. Do they think cause on usb = extra pics and only for processing shop ? Fucked if I know. My experience in Pattaya should have taught me , obviously has not. Need copy on computer and copy on usb.

Anyway to continue my romance at Hole in the Wall bar attached to a building ...

Looks like I am going to be gang banged. Slutty Eyes wants too much for a fuck. Philippines I can get it for a lot less. Mercenary Thais : ) She takes rejection of her price wonderfully well. Seduction in motion this girl. Thai seduction at work. Shit this girl could take a guy to heaven , well that is the seductive impression she gives before , repeat before , the fuck : ) Heaven ? , but not at the price she is quoting (Baht5000 short time). She got down to Bt3000 to counter my Bt1000 offer , she went no lower and missed out on a lovely fuck : )

Had the same silliness at same place on a previous trip. Crazy prices these girls ask in 'Useless Alleyway'. Why ? Cause they have nothing to compare with. They dont know what other girls (bangkok/pattaya) are fucking for , and some foreigner suckers have paid Bt5000 , thats why.

Home , type this out ... get ready for take off.

Up next morning , just a matter of getting out of town. Jet in , get what you want , jet out.

PS ... I didnt get what I wanted : )

Chiangrai   Girls singing traditional songs.   A real Thai experience. I dont mind that : )

Chiangrai   Wow Legs Like those legs. Nothing wrong with the slim waist either.

Chiangrai is pleasant , and can be exciting like last night , but when you go out at night , you know nothing is going to happen sex wise. Need to live there and speak better Thai , and wait for when they get into financial strife = pounce. Chiangrai is not a fast sex scene. Its a town with ambience and charm , viz bird cage woman who was whacking me with her plastic bag : )

If I lived there , I'd cherry pick the best girls , but I would have to be patient. Also Chiangrai is a relatively small town , everyone would know what your doing , and most importantly who you are doing (girls). One of the reasons most girls are not of the take out variety. A complete reverse of the 1980's when Chiangrai was a super active sex city. First Aids , then new Aids fearful Governor who shut down 90% of the places.

Bangkok and Big Dog Bar , movie camera and all that .... here I come.

On arrival at Bangkok Airport (SUV) I help a Thai guy in a panic to get his bags off carousel. Then a couple of seconds later a foeigner 3/5mtrs down the line holds up a watch and says “Who’s lost their watch”. It was mine. Pin for attaching band had been ripped out when grabbing the guys bags and then watch went flying. Lucky an honest person picked up my watch , and from the carousel itself too.

Temporarily lost my glasses at carousel in Manila , now temporarily lost my watch at Carousel Bangkok : )

I catch bus to the City ...

Takes about 2hrs to get to NanaE4 station , depending on hour of day , out of bus I go , and carry bags up evens side of Sukhumvit , cross the road and down odds side to accom in Soi7. Quite a distance , lucky I am in reasonable shape. T.Shirt wet with perspiration. Bt700 for a room , I take anything , do not have the physical strength to carry 4 bags around anymore. Up the steps to my room I go , no assistance with bags. Walls grubby , carpets stained. Enter room and its too old and a bit small , but I am staying here for the night , fagged.

No time to waste , no shower nothing , out the door and have a quick look at nearby Beer Garden. They have S&F tables out the front nowadays , but not much girlie traffic passes by anyway. So that S&F spot does not qualify for the likes of me. Only good for stopping a 'gem' about to step inside Beer Garden , but you'd have to drink a lot of beers before that happened : )

Back I go onto Sukhumvit Road itself , heading towards Soi3 Sukhumvit junction. Along the way find respectable looking girls leaning against shop windows/walls , sukhumvit odds side , between Soi 5 and Soi 3. Every other time I have looked on previous trips 'dogs' , but right now , some respectable looking ones. Since Nana have kicked the girls out of car park , maybe these girls have decided to join the bottom feeders who usually frequent this strip.

Soi 3 - 5 street hooker area , early hours of the morning , before shops open up. Soi 5 is at end of photo.

Soi 3 - 5 street hooker area. This shot , close to Soi.5. Early , on another evening , only 2/3 hookers in this shot. See one in foreground with baseball cap. Hard trooper that one : ) Later on 30/40 street hookers. Most of which are normally bottom feeders.   For those on a tight budget , but not necessarily a tight pussy (babies etc) Watch your valuables , these girls are untraceable.

Need a taxi , first taxi I stop wants Bt100 to Siam Hotel (Backstreet Girls) . I say “meter” , he says 'no' and takes off. He's looking for a sucker tourist. Second taxi agrees to meter. He is a muslim with typical head gear. Off we go to Siam Hotel , to check out the back street girls. Get there Baht40 on the meter (Bt100 no meter : ) , and only three street hookers there , two of which are respectable looking. It’s around 8.40pm too early I know , but good to see girls are still operating on the back street. I wanted to get video of it , but now seen it first hand again , realise it might be difficult capturing the girls on ‘film’. No where to get video secretly. Girls would not tolerate a guy standing , pointing the camera at them. Hopefully call back there late tomorrow night , should be more than 3 girls then , used to be a hundred or more , on previous trips.

Back to Big Dog Bar but still full , no seat for me , then I see kitchen tables on elevated step , 10mtrs down Soi 4 , just past the money exchange booth , and directly opposite Nana Parking Lot. That is , on BigDog side of road. Ideal for video of hookers in Parking Lot. Take the best seat in the house , better than Big Dog , up close and personal with hookers eating at other kitchen tables very close to me. Lady owner goes and gets some Beer Chang for me and I start drinking and perving. Quite a lot of girls passing right in front of me half a metre away , some attractive. Some seem interested in old Thommo too. All I can say is , they must be desperate : )

Then a European guy comes along , hovers in front of me , tries to catch my attention. Somehow we get talking. I invite him to sit down at my plastic table and he then tells me yesterday he was drugged in his room , lost all his money , passport , credit cards , watch , everything. I buy him a beer. He tells me he walked for miles to his Embassy, had no money for train or tuktuk , does not have 1 Baht on him. He seems sincere and genuine guy who’s had bad luck.

Embassy let him telephone his brother in law (Europe) to ask him to send money , but without a passport , he now realises he will have difficulty in collecting that money cause no ID , passport everything stolen.

We sit and drink many beers , all on Thommo , pervin observin. He has one Thai lady , she called at the kitchen tables twice. She is helping this guy with no money. He has done a deal with her , she helps now , he rewards her later. Paid relationship : )

Some bad foreigners here (Bangkok) , one told me to “shut up” yet I had not even talked to him. I asked him why he said that , he did not answer and did not look me in the eye. I eye balled him , was angry he would talk shit to me like that , a complete stranger. I kept staring at him , he knew , but was too weak to look again. He left , better cause waste of time for me talking/arguing with assholes. Fortunately the European who sat down at my table was not in that category.

Another young foreigner , bit drunk , uninvited , pulled up a chair and started talking to me whilst in company of first one. Found him difficult to talk to , and he was untrusting type. If someone does not trust me then I start to think that person is most probably untrustworthy : ) He insisted I come with him to drink in the NEP GoGo Bars. He didnt want my companion to come , only me. Every time he asked me , I declined. Eventually he pissed off. Something wrong with that guy , saw him earlier arguing with a friend of his. He’s heading for trouble tonight : )

The problem is , I smile at non smiling foreigners (and Thais) , sometimes this encourages them to come forward , maybe they think "I've got a sucker here" ? : ) When I am smiling at them , I am saying in effect , "I'm enjoying myself , why dont you do likewise". Maybe they come forward to see what I am smiling about ? : ) Thailand has the reputation of the Land of Smiles , but ever since arriving I have found smiles in short supply , compared to previous trips.

Fortunately with european sad sack at my table , there were no more folks approaching the Lonely Lamb (me). Got a break from that. So , got some value for the beers I bought him. Gave him Baht100 for train/tuk tuk to Embassy next day. Around 1.30am I could see nothing was going to happen in Parking Lot , not busy like trips before , not busy at all. Seems to confirm that the girls are not allowed to stand in the Lot itself , they have to stand outside on the footpath. Not much space there , so not many girls.

Blue dress (above) was hanging around Footpath Restaurant area. Lot of camera shake with the left shot. Excited : )

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Nana Hotels Angel Disco was Bt200 entrance and nobody entering. Travel is down , so whoring is down. Very quiet scene tonight. Before leaving for my room , did a head count of girls standing on footpath outside Nana = 20 , some attractive. Further on down , on my way home , girls on footpath odds side of Sukhumvit , not too bad either , better than previous trips. Some of them are ex Nana Lot girls methinks.

So , could not get a seat at big Dog bar tonight , maybe Thommo’s mentioning of it on website has killed the goose , best not to mention spots that are important for my latest vocation .... pervin observin : ) Nothing much to observe ex Big Dog anyway , very tame , compared to previous trips. In old days and below me at Big Dog there was a hive of activity , not so this time (recession ?)

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Got my Hit List written out , busy day today. Might try and avoid that European guy , he is in a negative situation , and will influence my attitude towards negativity. Must have bought him about Bt340 (Pesos450) of beers too. It would have been better to give him Baht300 cash , but think he was too proud to accept such amount. Besides , I need him to stay and drink those beers to find out if he was genuine or not. Think he was. Only have two more nights in Bangkok then back home to the Phils and the naturally sexy Flip girls. Better not spend it with fellow foreigners : )

Big programme today , wont bore you with the details.

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Walked through the doors of Nana for Buffet at 10.30am , lady says they close at 10.30am , reason she let me eat was I gave her the Bt220 fee and walked away , didn’t hang around for a receipt = she pockets it = I get a feed. Yeh , and on the footpath kitchen table restaurant I ordered food 4 times last night , never got it. Communication break down. Before Nana , I hadn't eaten in 24hrs.

Took photo’s of buildings in the area (hotels etc). Will place in Facts section.

Also took pics of NEP GoGo Bars. Right at the end of the upstairs horseshoe there was woman in uniform sitting at the exit. She must have been observing me. As I went to put my foot on the first exit steps downwards she said “You you” ... I thought it best to acknowledge her , turned around and she said .... “You take photo” ? I nodded my head ‘no’ and waved my hands left and right ie ‘no way’ wave. Kept walking away very slowly and calmly whilst she said “You take photo 1000”. That is , if you take photo you will have to pay Bt1000. If you take it , and I had already taken many : ) Actually took one photo inside a GoGo which says “No Photo”

I think the reason she accepted me saying ‘no’ was because she never saw a flash (low light , ISO setting) , and thus uncertain if I took any pics at all. Actually took about 12 photo’s in all. No flash saved the day. At other times 'no flash' spoiled the pic. Getting to know my new Snoopy (mini) camera.

There were 3/5 Thai males near this Security woman , things might have become uncomfortable if I had used flash and she insisted on Bt1000. Mercenary Thais at work again. Firm but fair , be firm with them otherwise they will walk all over you. You see , if I handed over Bt1000 the next sucker to come along would have to do likewise. Remember lads , others will follow after you , and you are an honorary member of The Resistance : )

NEP GoGo Bar Early in the morning cleaners there , doors open to air out the place.   See big sign "No Photo" You will not take photo's inside NEP GoGo's. Risk your camera being damaged , and your neck being broken : ) See story above about Security who suggested Baht1000 for Pics.

NEP Angel Witch GoGo Quite popular place. It also has no Photo/Video sign up.   No need for a sign , they do not like cameras anywhere at NEP.

NEP   These men (katoeyes/transvestites/faggots) work at Casanova Bar.   Photo on the wall outside to lure you inside.

NEP Casanova staff , past and present.   No doubt some of the 'hot' chicks are on call , that is , via cellphone only.

NEP Casanova Bar   Only the brave or foolish enter that door. And I am neither , that's for sure : )

So , after Pics at NEP its on to MBK Shopping Centre ..........

Train trip etc smooth as silk. However , the important leather shop has gone , not there anymore. Another secondary leather shop was still there. Had a look at their stuff , not what I wanted. Got watch fixed at another shop , and spray to clean glasses. Off to ‘Day Market’ tomorrow. I think MBK has gone down a little bit. Better in the boom times. It's starting to look ordinary.

2pm back to my room , via Tourist Info booth (Nana rail station) , sweet girl working there. After experiencing Thommo for the first time (charm , smiles , hansum : ) , she enquired as to my country. A sweet girl in a Sewer of a City. Sorry honey , I can not sponsor you (visa).

Type this out , charge batteries , bring down a mini budget. Want to organise things so I do not have a lot of unspent Thai money. Fiendish thoughts of advising Sponsor back home , that I will be delayed .....x........days. Depends on available cash and how randy I am. Now 5pm , busy night ahead of me. Do not want to leave things to the last night , tomorrow night. Avoid bad luck guy , can not afford to sit in one spot for long periods listening to a sad (but true) story , gotta move around and ‘see the sights’ (sex venues etc)

Changed money , its going through my hands like water , and yet I have not taken a girl since Pattaya. To Atlanta Hotel Soi.2. , best food in Thailand.

Atlanta Hotel , Soi 2 (off Sukhumvit Rd) best food in town.   I agree Sex Tourists should not be allowed into this place , only whorists , and then only hon. members of the Resistance : )

To Emmanuelle massage , first MP you see on exiting Huai Khwang rail station , much touted on Internet. Huge building , nice layout and furnishings but only two girls in one viewing lounge and two girls in another. Query gro girl why so few on offer , she says other girls are upstairs working. I said ‘working’ , she said “yes working’. Smiles all around. Working their butts off : )

To Nataree massage , next door to Emmanuele 40/50 girls , the best looking girls I have seen , in Thailand this trip (subjective ... my opinion only). Might backtrack tomorrow and fuck one of them. Only problem , some look 16/17 yrs old ! OK for Thai but a foreigner could be set up. Top girls on this tour , anyway. One Joe (Monger) at Nataree was sitting on his drink , pervin observin , maybe waiting for his favourite to finish getting fucked by someone else. Problem with this place , the higher priced ones are sitting with their back to ya. Regular ones in fish bowl (pretty girls) and irregular (price wise and maybe beauty) are outside the bowl seated looking back at the bowl themselves = only their back facin’ ya. Curious to see papa-sans reaction , so told him layout could be better. Waste of time talking to them : ) Some of the ‘outside ones’ looked around at handsome me .... very pretty girls , the best I have seen so far on this tour.

Realise now , can not fuck any of them (Bt2000-2700 , plus Bt500 tip) , have only money to drink beer and perv. Need to keep some cash for Philippines in 36hrs time , no fuck money for Thailand. No fuck money , yeh but had to find 'other' money and heaps , read on , further down (Drama).

Nataree Massage. As you exit Huai Khwang station , you will see this big Emmanuelle neon sign.   You can safely walk past Emmanuelle and give it a miss , empty both times I called. Just past and right next to 'E' on same side of road is Nataree , stocked with nice fresh chickens. Some too fresh , I must admit (beware , setup).

Nataree Massage. You've walked past Emmanuele. Nataree neon sign to left of Pic. Huai Khwang railway station beyond the Emmanuele sign.   There are two entrances to Nataree. One on right is the sexy one , stocked with beautiful girls. That's the correct entrance in the pic. Eye Candy Central ..... Nataree

Next on my list , Soi Cowboy GoGo Bars , on the same train line as Nataree (sort of). Just alight at Asok Station and follow your nose.

On arrival at Cowboy I noticed most guys seem to be happy with drinking beer in the outside bars (of GoGo’s , not inside) with friends. Very few inside the GoGo’s themselves. Recession has hit the Thai sex scene. Foreigners just do not have the same disposable money any more. Or it was too early in the night , they'd move indoors later on , when they were drunk and thus easier to find a bar fine ? : )

Soi Cowboy No camera flash .... mistake.   Folks walkin gawkin , drinkin outside , but not many inside the GoGo's. The lack of enthusiasm from the girls was reciprocated by the walkers gawkers (including me : ) Recession seems to have hit Thailand.

After uninspiring Soi Cowboy , I walk along Sukhumvit and enter Thermae , lots inside , some pretty girls , enough for everyone. All in all I think there were about 100/150 girls in Thermae at that time. No smoke , they seemed to have gotten rid of the smoke , which is a big plus for a health conscious guy like me.

Nana kicking the girls out of the Parking Lot might be the reason for the big turn up at Thermae , but I think not , these girls seems to be a cut above Nana Parking Lot standards. There's girls who will stand on the streets ... they are generally lower class (exception Back Street) , and there are girls who will only work inside buildings , eg Thermae. Beer Garden is indoors but the quality is down compared to Thermae , this trip at least. Always variations of the norm.

Japanese were evident at Thermae. Maybe since girls can only stand on footpath outside Nana = more of the better ones go to Thermae and some stand on the street between Soi 3 – 5 , which at 1am-2am (the old Nana Car Park time) had some respectable looking girls. Other times Soi 3-5 , not worth considering. Yeh , there was one at Thermae I thought of taking back to my room , but she was resisting looking at me ... bad sign. If I was a Jap (small dick big money) , no prob she would do more than look at me : )

The Recession will drive more girls towards a discrete place like Thermae. Girls not normally employed in the sex trade. Discrete , no one knows whats going on behind those doors , until she exits with a customer : )

Next on my shopping list is Edens Soi 7/1 , but girls and Manager are on to me straight away , no pics right now. I have always had the impression Edens style of management is rigid. Girls covering me , and Manager eye balling me (what’s Thommo that guy hovering around our place for ? : ) = my suspicions confirmed. Think times are tough for them too , biz slack compared to pre-recession. Especially cause they are not a cheap place.

Bangkoks sex scene is heading for tough times , once the low season and recession kicks in proper (April-Sept). Typical south east asian mentality will then kick in I suppose , viz , less cash flow , cause less customers , ok , increase price to increase cash flow. Doesnt work that way though does it. It leads to even less customers and more high prices and eventually biz collapses (supply and demand). Do not expect lower prices cause of recession. Maybe with freelancers , but not with sex venues like GoGo Bars etc ... they will more likely hike their prices.

Then on to Beer Garden which is full , but still no quality there. For quality its the worst place so far , Gullivers , Nana area , and Thermae are better.

Beer Garden , Soi.7 .... Freelance and Monger Haunt   Nothing remarkable. Lots of b grade hookers , sometimes a gem desperate for rent money whatever. In general , Mongers and Hookers at BG lack class : ) Compare with Gullivers and you will see what I mean.

Foot massage on the footpath , of course.   Remember my footpath restaurant , and then there is the footpath mini bar etc below , and now the footpath foot massage. Very ingenuitive lot the Thais. No rent to pay here , but maybe a policeman to bribe : )

Finally arrive in Soi 4 next to entrance NEP and on NEP side to my Footpath Restaurant. Earlier in the day I reserved the best table in Bangkok , right on the footpath , gutter just inches from the legs of my short wooden bar stool. Its the closest I can get to the gutter and to the hookers on other side of road ... 15mtrs or more away. Only video obstruction is the passing taxis , and there is lots of them. Cant do anything about that.

My reserved table was waiting for me ... the VIP customer .. must have spent around Bt1000 or more there night before ... my drinks and unlucky Euro’s drinks , all at Bt80 a pop. The cash flow I gave owner last night would equal about 25 other customers , so for sure I have VIP status. The Thai smile gets bigger as the cash flow gets bigger. Only this woman never smiles unfortunately : )

Footpath Restaurant , very close to entrance NEP. Red t. shirt hooker , just before I claim my table to the right of hers. She is looking towards Nana Car Park , which as you can see is empty of hookers. Opposite side of road and slightly to the left is Golden Bar. Not so many punters cause Car Park perving is not possible anymore. Girls kicked out. Opposite and to right of screen (unseen) is Pink Lady behind pink taxi (see below).

Sit down on my VIP hard wooden round stool at Footpath Restaurant , order my first beer , wait for a while until everyone has forgotten me , then pull out video , switch on and target the hookers on other side of the street.

View from Footpath Restaurant. This is part of the view opposite side of street 12/15mtrs away. Pink Lady hooker to right in pink dress , behind pink taxi , had a nice face.   As you can see , not many Hookers in attendance. They do not like standing on footpath. Car Park was less public for them.   Nana Hotel have killed the goose. Other girls have migrated elsewhere , maybe to Thermae and only sometimes to Soi 3 - 5. Suggest we petition Nana to let the girls back in again : )

Back to my video-ing from Footpath Restaurant ... straight away potential trouble , katoeys (transvestites) sit at table immediately behind me , their stool almost touching mine , no space between us. They can see video view screen switched on , if they want to. They themselves will be on the other side later on , in full view of my camera ... they will complain if they know what I am doing , so I moved my stool and blocked their view of the lit up camcorder view screen with my body.

Various people come and sit at my table ... chat chat. They are on the other side of my small table so they do not see lit up view screen = do not know what I am doing. Update : All video lost somehow , somewhere (dementia : )

An 8 chick arrives , but see she is with a Faggot. Apparently I am not high class enough , cause when I called him to discuss price etc he refused to come. What the fuck , is he selling her or not ? An 8 she is. And they are dining at the same footpath Restaurant as me. I am a 10 Monger , she is an 8 hooker. We both know where to dine : )

Turns out Italian guy sitting at my table with his girl friend says the ‘8’ is a katoey (she-man) .. hard to believe but I have had few drinks and anything is possible. I double check with his ugly girl friend whom he had dragged up from Phuket with him. She confirmed ... ‘katoey’ .... Geez they are hard to pick at times. Wow legs , face , everything .... but a bloody katoey. I never look their way again. My pride and reputation is on the line : )

Empty plastic bottle on the road 2 mtrs from me , continually being crushed by non stop passing traffic , mostly taxis. I feel sorry for it , battered from here to there , like some of us : ) T

Footpath Restaurant. More arrive and circle around the Lonely Lamb ... Thommo.   This one has a filipino like face , but unfortunately for her she is getting a bit thick in the waist and thighs. Needs to work out in the gym for the next 2/3 months. Breast implants would also assist : ) Nice enough smile though eh ? Beckoning a cash flow : )   Times are tough , recession , reckon she went home empty handed , just like me : )

Forgot to tell ya , there was also a guy hanging around , had a great t.shirt , asked him where he bought it. He agrees to take me where he bought it tomorrow. I give him Bt50 if i do not buy eg do not have my size etc , Bt100 if I buy. He agrees , meet 6pm tomorrow. Then 30 mins later he is running across Soi 4 , swings around , in the middle of the road and yells back to me : “You drink too much , you die”. Shit , what the hell. Apparently he doesn’t like drinkers. We made a deal 30mins before and now he is telling his prospective employer (me) to stop drinking ! Oh they (Thais) like to control , but they picked on the wrong guy with me ... a certified control freak .

It’s 3.15am , been about 4 hrs at VIP table (Footpath Restaurant). Talked to lots of people from different countries , backgrounds. Never a dull moment whilst I was sitting there. For me , the most active perv ‘n observe spot on the planet. Although better girls at Pattaya perv spot (EB).

Just before I get up to leave ‘Unlucky Euro’ arrives at my table and tells me he has got his money , now waiting for new Passport. I shake his hand and move on. He is a bit of sad sack and an expert into getting into trouble. Dont need that right now.

Opposite Footpath Restaurant and around 3am , right next to Golden Bar which has now closed down for the night. Things are not looking good. Folks have gone home , few prospects circling this lonely one. She is pondering what to do. No money for taxi , wait till sun rises and catch bus/train home ? Thommo to the rescue ? Too skinny for me : )

So its all over , the robbing katoeys will soon take over the streets. Start to walk home and at corner of Soi 4 and Sukhumvit waiting for the lights to change , girl standing next to me gets upset at guy on other side of Suk’ , he is with a girl. When lights say green we cross , and as she gets close to this guy heading in the opposite direction with a girl , she screams out to him , loud as possible : “Fuck You”. Anyone within 40 mtrs would have heard it. Apparently he was butterflying on her.

Strange psychology with the hookers isnt it. She can shag with hundreds , but you have to stay faithful to one.

Walking home cute whisky bar near my residence ..... see Pic below

Cute little mobile bar. Tilt screen to get 'glow'. When 'curfew' sets in , small businesses roll out their Restaurants , Bars whatever.   Presumably they offload this mini bar from a pick up , around 1/2am and trade until the sun comes up. For those who can not stop drinking , I'm not one of them. Cute as bar was , and friendly as the girl working there was (below) , I passed by.

Same bar. Note girl smiling her head off at me taking a pic of her bar.   When I took the first shot she said 'Cute' eh ? I agreed. Her smiles and behaviour were more akin to a Filipino than a Thai. Naturally friendly smiley girl. I was heading towards my accommodation few short metres away 2/3am , had enough drinking , otherwise I might have stopped , had a drink chatted young thing up and slipped her my cellphone tag : ) Don't have a workable cellphone for Thailand. What's the use. Imagine the gibberish when texting in Thailand. Bad enough with the flips who send 30 odd texts when 2/3 would do. No texting in Thailand for me , very little sexing too : )

Enter my b grade accom , guy at reception tries to sell me his bottle of water. He’d already opened it and drank some of it. What the heck ! They will try anything this lot.

They are always trying to take advantage of drunks , and I am not one of them. Always in control , know what/where is going on around me all the time. That way I can enjoy.

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To sleep , up 8am thereabouts , brek at Nana , took photo’s of hotels listed in Facts section , bought Finasteride. Day before honest looking Pharmacist said Finasteride Bt600 per box. I come back today and buy two boxes from same guy , hand him Bt1500. I queried why he only gave me Bt200 change. He said “Bt650 per box”. There you go , he's in the box seat , already got my money. Thais squeezing extra money out of foreigners again and again. They try and do it all the time. Gotta get a handle on this one , they wont pull this one on me in the future , will fix that. Viva la Resistance !

Todays programme .... eat at Atlanta where no sex tourists are allowed inside .. see Pic up above. Tulip Massage where the girls have a reputation for porn style sex , then pervin observin drinkin’ at Nataree. Go early this time , to see full display , and confirm yes they are the prettiest in town. Maybe travel to Patpong , maybe not , Back Street Girls , yes , but doubtful I can capture their image ... no where to prop. Wongwien 22 (China Town) 1/2am , certain amount of danger there , need some danger right now : )

Think I will keep away from Footpath Restaurant , done enough of that. Move around a bit. Thermae again , I think too. That pretty one might be there , try and catch her attention. She’s affordable , Nataree are not. In about 31 hrs my plane takes off for Paradise ... Philippines. Spotter has got some work to do , and I prefer to give my money to the Flips anyway.

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First stop Atlanta , great food once again. Especially tastes nice cause , being a sex tourist , I am not supposed to be there in the first place. Pic up above , somewhere.

Then to Tulip to identify precisely , for Facts section , where it is. I call it the Porn Star Massage place. Outside its small and looks very ordinary , inside it is ordinary and small. Receptionist comes out , smiles etc. Tell her Tulip is famous on the Internet. She smiles but is not really interested in that , she is interested in cash flow. I ask for photo album showing about 30 girls. Pics are clear and good enough to select from. Girls themselves are downstairs , but no need for me to go down there and ‘reject’ them , bad karma for all concerned : )

I see photo of Nok the touted porn star , she is skinny and average looking , thats why she is a porn star. The good looking ones are rarely if ever good in bed. You would not notice Nok walking down the street , fairly ordinary looking. Anyway , would have gone downstairs , see her in the flesh and ask her for her autograph : ) but Receptionist said Nok is away with customer , back at Tulip in about 5 days time. That customer must be a sex athlete , fucking or being fucked by Nok 7 days and nights , would be something. I exit Tulip and take Pic of front shop.

Tulips front window. Looks rather ordinary , in fact looks like Thai traditional massage , but I tell ya guys say the sex that goes on in there is anything but ordinary.   These are the kinds of places an ageing monger like me should keep away from .... too sexy : )

Next Nararee for a beer and perv. On entering , group of Japs are exiting. Get inside , the place is crowded with girls and customers. Around 125/150 girls (9pm) just about everywhere , including the customers side , mingling with customers. I take a more cheeky look this time , going over to expensive girls side , to get a good look at them. Papa san is telling me to sit here , do this that etc , I ignore and keep smiling. He said , pointing to a particular group .. “These ladies 18yrs”. I say to myself , doubtful some are even 17yrs old. Quality good again , but think previous night less girls but better quality. Maybe I was expecting too much this time : ) No chance of sitting down , all seats taken. At least the girls look at me and seem as if they would be prepared to suck my old cock. But pervin observin not pos , so out the door and to Emmanuelle I go.

Emmanuelle same as previous night total of 4 girls only. They are on their way out , will crash this year.

Back on MRT underground railway to Asok , helped two elderly non english speaking folk find their way. He is actually looking for Soi Cowboy , but his wife is looking for a nice Restaurant. He wants to drag her to Cowboy , she wants him to keep away from the place. At traffic lights young guy asks me do I know where Soi Cowboy is ... he follows me , and is impressed when we turn the corner into Soi Cowboy and the blast of neon signs hits us.

I enter Lucky Star (Long Gun). In and out in 3 secs , not impressed. Walk entire length of garish , loud , crowded Soi Cowboy , then to Thermae on foot.

Get to Thermae , enter and about 100 girls in attendance (11 pm ?) . On my side of the bar they are lined up like tin soldiers about fifty of them , one long straight line , just waiting for someone to take them. Initially I am standing , facing the ‘troops’. Felt like barking out some orders , eg “By the right ..... fuck”.

Sat down , drank a beer slowly , some respectable looking women here nowadays folks. Add to that , all the girls make eye contact with me , all keen and ready to go with ageing Thommo. Thats a nice change , down Pattaya way I am persona non grata. On my side alone there were about 10 fuckables. If only I wasn’t such a pervert : ) Pretty girl from previous night not sighted , most prob being fucked right now.

Also interior of Thermae has been cranked up , plus most importantly they have got rid of the smoke. Didnt see a single person smoking , that helps : ) Currently Thermae is a serious contender , and should be on everyones shopping list.

Thermae Freelance Hooker hangout.   Been so , for about 37yrs now , since Vietnam r 'n r days. Follow the arrow down the stairs.

Thermae Down , down you go to the point of no return.

Thermae Behind those doors are a 100/150 hungry girls waiting for you.   Number on display depends on time of day of course , and other factors.

Thermae One girl leaves empty handed.   She had no chance against the better ones inside.

Out the door I go , woman grabs my arm (not one in Pic above). Only the fuglies do that , I slip out of her grip , never making eye contact. Control. I am the buyer , I am the one running the show , not the seller (woman who grabbed my arm). Hope I discouraged her from doing that to others too. When we want ya honey , we'll whistle : )

Continue the walk to Gullivers in Soi 5. Plenty of regular tourists sitting outside. Most prob they peeped inside the door , saw all the hookers and ageing mongers , popped back outside again. About to enter , when a smiling Security stops me , opens my bag , says “Camera” (video cam inside bag) , I thought I was a gonna , smiled said “yes” , he waved me through.

Gullivers is an up market hooker joint , say 2/3 steps above Thermae , 4/5 above Beer Garden. Hell of a lot of guys and girls. Most seem busy playing pool whatever. They don’t hang around like Thermae or Nana Lot girls , just not done here. Gotta pretend to play pool , whatever. Message from girls demeanour : "We are not here for pickup" (like hell , thats what they are there for : )

One girl was an 8 , and just happened to be playing pool , leaning over to take shot = more legs shown and arse in the air etc ... good for business. Indian guy comes up next to me , starts perving on her straight away , asks Waiter to go and tell her he is interested. Waiter does so , she stops playing , looks at him , hesitates smiles , then continues playing pool. Never said a word , ie saving face for Indian and for herself. Indian takes off , see 3 more Indians join him = pretend only one going to fuck her , back in the room she will find those 3 joining the other guy inside the room ... gang bang. Hard ask for an Indian to get an 8. Indians not popular in Thailand. Always can be exceptions. An Indian would have to gain credibility at a place , before he scored the good ones. Same as me , I have to gain credibility first.

The Indian guy was young , quite good looking , well dressed etc. But his 'Indian' reputation goes before him. A challenge , everyone likes a challenge. He took the rejection in good humour. In fact , I tried to soften the blow for him and told him : "I think she is with that guy over there" , sort of thing. He said "nice body" , and walked off.

Yeh , nice body for me too , but really do think she was with someone. Earlier on he was playing pool with her , now she is playing pool with a girlfriend. Rejection in Gullivers would not be nice , its a sophisticated place compared to Beer Garden and Thermae. Once girls see you rejected by one , peer pressure would require them to reject you too. Indian had a smart technique , sending someone (drinks waiter) to find out if first she is interested. Might use that technique myself one day : )

Gullivers Freelancer Haunt Sign out the front where the Mums and Dads sit and drink. Hookers and Mongers inside this quite substantial building , including furnishings and decor.   It's not the kind of place where you front up to the girl and ask her "how much" : )

Out of there I go , walk through the Arab quarter to Grace Hotel and check out freelance coffee shop scene. Along the way lots of African looking guys and some A-rabs. Enter Grace go straight to coffee shop , but its all changed , not a freelance joint anymore. No unaccompanied hookers inside Grace (new policy ?) Outside there are some hookers hanging around , all chubby/overweight by Thai standards.

Grace Hotel and the infamous Grace Coffee Shop   No more , Grace Coffee Shop has bit the dust proper. No more a pick up joint it seems. Went inside , checked the joint out and queried the Front Desk Ladies , who confirmed no more hookers. Those Front Desk Ladies might have been working at Grace Hotel when I checked in to Grace 1978. I was a young testosterone loaded monger then. And the Coffee Shop shop housed 200/300 hookers ! Girls hang around outside nowadays. See the one in white t shirt resting on railing. She is typical 'hefty' Grace merchandise. The A-rabs like plenty of meat on the bone , too much actually , way too much. For me fat is disgusting , so why the A-rabs want to fuck rolls of fat ?

Continue to walk the walk , heading for Big Dog Bar. Going to sneak in up the stairs without Mumma and pests who hang around Footpath Restaurant 20mtrs away (and me , when I am there) . Waiting in middle of road for lights to change , an elephant joins us. Brit tourists let out a scream , most prob never seen an elephant in the flesh before , and not at any Brit pedestrian crossing either.

Guy behind me says “Look out , he has shit on me”. Reminds me night before elephant shat on the footpath twice. Whilst guide is cleaning up first mess , he poops again , big blop right there on the footpath , in amongst the sardine crowd of folks walking up and down. Crowded at the best of times , now with an elephant more crowded. I can see people stepping into the shit any second now , but didn’t stop to see such an unpleasant sight , if it happened. Beware the elephants.

So across the road , elephant and us folks go. Just before slipping into Big Dog the Cialis street seller guy hollers out to me “I bought your t.shirt , where is my money ”. What a lot of crap , I never asked him to buy any t.shirt. He knows I talked about buying a particular t shirt with one guy , that is the guy takes me to the place and see if they have my size etc. But cause that guy started behaving stupidly towards me (“you die”) ... I cancelled meet. Cialis knows all this and wants to exploit it to his advantage. He presumes I have drunk a lot by now , and can fool me. Not so , have not drunk much beer at all , so far. I just keep walking and ignore him. He presumes I am heading for Footpath Restaurant and will get me later. No so Dong , do not presume anything with me. Even I don’t know where I am going half the time (go with the flow) so how could anyone else know : )

Big Dog was ok , bar girl said she is heading back to the Province , cause recession , biz down can not make money. I did not offer to buy her a Caribou , or pay its medical bills , but did buy her one drink : )

Two more on my Shopping List ... Backstreet Girls and Wongwien 22. Arrive Backstreet , get taxi driver to stop discrete spot some 50/60mtrs away (x 150 zoom) , and turn off all his lights , including overhead meter sign , headlights , the lot. Get out of taxi and sit camcorder on roof and shoot. Doesnt look too good in view screen , but something is better than nothing. Update : Lost that video. Must have happened when I transferred it to computer , then deleted on camera itself. Can't find on camera or computer now.

Stop video-ing and then we crawl past the girls , I tell him Wongwien 22 now , he doesn’t like (danger ?) Maybe he thinks I am going to be caught video-ing at W22. Not a really safe place late at night. He refuses to go to W22 and repeat what I had done at Backstreet ... sneaky video-ing. I pay him , give tip and out of the car I go , video cam secreted away (Patent Pending)

Take a seat at vendors table right in the thick of things , around 150 girls on this particular street , about 100mtrs long. Quality is high .. these are the girls Thais fuck , not foreigners. They do not speak English etc. Thais fuck better looking hookers than us , exception Massage Parlour where anyone can fuck the girls. So Thais have best freelance scene , a significant number of 8’s and 8.5’s. They are lookers , dressed up lovely , smiling like crazy etc. No falangs/foreigners in sight = smiling : ) I am sitting behind them , most do not know I am even in their presence (tunnel vision : ) Bt1500 short time , I was told by woman working on stall there. No mention of long time (all night).

Impossible to pull out video camera , and next to impossible pull out compact camera , even without flash.

Drank two beers , lady selling the packaged snacks and beer can speak English and said she went to my country to work (sex worker I presume) for a chinaman , but he exploited her to the hilt , within 14 days she had reported him to the Police. He was jailed , she was deported.

Good woman , she is trying to help me and encourages me to pull out the compact camera and take photo’s of the 8’s in front of me (no flash). Gotta be careful , once they know I am taking pics there will be a commotion , vibes will not be good. Tried a few times , pulled it out quickly , took pic quickly , put away quickly = camera shake etc ... pics no good. Some examples of these 'stolen' pics below.

Well there are some great bodies and faces in front of me. Some hot pants etc. An unending queue of cars crawl past me. About 6/10 pimp types with small torches , wave the cars to a halt and bring girls forward for occupants to inspect. Some cars are expensive models. Girls seem keen on them , not so keen about guys in taxis though. Expensive privately driven cars are the target of the 8’s and 8.5’s (maybe a 9 here and there too). Endless stream of cars , I sat there from around 12 midnight to 3.15am and the queue of cars was never , repeat , never broken. I don’t know how many hundreds of cars passed by me.

One hot pants , hot face and body girl got in a car at around 12.15 midnight , and returned around 3am , so she was fucked for 3 hours. She hopped in an expensive car , not a taxi. Woman serving me , we will call BS (Backstreet) said the top girls earn as much as Bt5000 per night. Seeing the wealth of some of the Thai customers , I could believe that.

Hey , some of the snacks BS is selling are fantastic. Bought ten packs to take back to Phils with me (unique gifts). Staff at Tomville will like them. Thai language on packs and everything , little thrill for the Phils. Didnt give them any foreign choc's this time , so Thai snacks it is.

BS gave me her cellphone number and real name for future trips. BS might become the Spotter of Bangkok : )

STOLEN PICS (Backstreet) :

Backstreet Girls Bangkok - 1 Only for the eyes of Thais (Japanese/Korean etc) Better quality hookers than Thermae , Beer Garden and Gullivers , better. Very few if any speak English , they don't need it , customers don't speak it either. PURPLE DRESS One in purple to left was an 8.5. One in blue dress to right , should seek employment eg outside Grace : ) Quite a number of 8's on the Backstreet. Continual line of cars crawling past , inspecting the girls , headlights blaring on them. Non stop crawl for hours on end , quite amazing how many cars call in this area. Some of course go around the block and crawl past again , one hand on the steering wheel , the other on their dick : ) At a guess , 150 girls on tap. Sunrise and its all over. Falangs need not apply : )

Backstreet Girls Bangkok - 2 He's back. Been around the block and is now firming up negotiations with 'Purple' babe. She went with him. The girls seem to stay away for 3 hrs , so the Thais get value , no 30/45 min jerk offs. Most probably multiple 'pops' too : )   It's nice , the Thais leave us the leftovers (eg Thermae). But even the left overs can be 'hot' at times : ) Purple is typical of the girl I was told who earns up to Baht5000 a night. She'd be banged every night she fronted. Unfortunately did not get a shot of her face (danger , danger : ) When around 30/32yrs of age , she retires , returns to the Province , builds Mumma a new home , buys a Caribou , settles down and raises a family. Her daughter grows up , enters the trade. Thommo's there to pounce : )

Backstreet Girls Bangkok - 3   One in orange dress has a pretty face. Note overhead Skytrain track. No trains after 12 midnight. Backstreet girls seemed to be taller. Maybe Thai girls are slightly taller than Flip girls ? Still too short for me : )

Elephants are everywhere in Bangkok. Nice earner for their carers. Was surprised when one fronted up on Backstreet and then tried to get his suckers (end of trunk) onto my mini camera. That would have been nice , he gets a good grip of camera , then tosses it in his mouth. No pics to show you then : )   See "bricks" top left hand corner. Actually that is the Sky Train tracks passing overhead. No trains that time of the night though. Beyond backstreet there seems to be lots of vacant land. Most probably government owned. When sitting in Backstreet its like sitting in the countryside. All the busy bangkok traffic , hustle and bustle , is elsewhere.   Doubt if Backstreet will ever be closed , its hidden from public view.

So , around 3.15am I decide to leave , seen enough. My contact , 'Bangkok Spotter' , says the girls are there till 6am. Desperado's only , I should imagine. When desperado Hooker meets desperado Monger : ) . Walking back along this street I come across a guy selling alcohol from the boot of his car. Looked like someone inside the car getting serviced by one of the girls too : )

Backstreet ... Mobile car Bar.   Oops !   What's going on inside that car ? Tilt screen forward for better view (of pic , not whats going on in that car : )

Mobile Bar Selling from the boot to the Hookers.   Surprised they let me take photo's , but no flash = no indication for them pic taken. Yeh looks like a flash , but shot supported by nearby lighting.

Must tell you , there was a policeman walking around for a while , pretending to direct crawling monger traffic. He smells money. Car boot bar boy most prob paid him off , others pay him off too I suppose. Everyone except me. I aint doin nuttin ... just lookin (pervin observin : )

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PICs ... Can not place most of the pics I took at Back Street. Will wait until I feel its safe to do so. I will return to Backstreet , although Walking St Pattaya was superior. Easier to set up camera and more happening. Some girls in Backstreet however are superior in looks demeanour etc , of Massage Parlour standard , nice faces etc. Packaged for the Thai trade , not falang/foreigner trade.

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Return home , didn’t type anything , sleepy , up 7am , to Nana Buffet , Day Market etc. The Thai whoring side is over for now. It has been pleasant. Some unfavourable experiences , but overall Phils where they are catholic conservative , not really exciting so far as pervin observin goes. Thailand for excitement and getting screwed ($) most of the time : )

Visited Day Market , not for me , will not return to that one again. Next time ask at Tourist Info which market is best for my requirements.

Yeh , think I will change diary name to Pervin Observin , cause originally ‘fishin for fun’ , now not really fishing anymore , then Escape , cause it truly is an escape for me , but when I get to my destination what am I doing ? I’m pervin observin , so that’s what diary should be.

BS (Bangkok Spotter) also told me not to ask re taking photo’s. I am not so sure about that. Yes , do not ask , but also do not let them know what your doing. Make up their minds for them might be a good strategy , presume , go ahead and do it. Of course certain category of persons will protest at not being asked. Prefer low profile , nothing worse than a Thai babe screaming out “Photo Internet”. One of the girls BS asked on my behalf refused photo. BS said she said “Internet” (in Thailand language. Now how do you do that ? : ) And dont forget these are Backstreet Girls who cant speak a word of English and have yet to warm to foreigners (if ever). Whilst there , I was actually encroaching on Thai Territory. Gotta be careful in such places , especially cause I was in the 'countryside' , in effect. No one there to rescue me.

Quiet day , 2 hr siesta (3 hrs sleep last night) , packing bags , bought ‘unique gift’ for Phil Spotter (PS). Might motivate her , although money for a flip is the best motivator. Took pics of gifts , but not really worth it , this page is getting overloaded with pics : )

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Well , I bitched quite a lot in this Diary about the Thais , but I still enjoyed myself. Learn more Thai language and things will get better. When ordering etc , watch closely whats going on , otherwise stuff ups and then shitty faces.

Chiangrai babe topped the poll , first runner up was ‘Provincial’. Will have to wait for both of them to move on before putting their pics online. Not emailing any out , they could end up online on an even 'worse' website than whorist.com ..... hard to do I know , but could happen.

Cleaning Lady where I stayed was quite a character. On my last few hours in the room she explained that the bottled water in the fridge is free. She could see I was buying about two bottles everday elsewhere. It was too late to tell me it was free. I pulled a cry face , pretend wiping tears from eyes and said “Bangkok free , Bangkok free , my loo" (did not know). She cracked up , sucking in all that dust through her mask. Anyone who laughs at my jokes is a friend forever : )

STAR WARS   Cleaning Lady , alias , Star Wars : ) She was an ok woman , most probably 90/95% of the Thais were ok , considering they are suffering (Recession) But its the 5/10% that sticks in ones mind : )   I would have to say that 99.99% of Filipinos I came across on this same trip were ok or good. Except of course the owner of Cebu Pacific Air ... see below 'Drama' : )

Arrive at Airport 4 hrs before flight. No one at check in counter , so to Lee Cafe on 3rd floor = budget prices for an International Airport plus importantly a power point at the back of their Cafe. Do not ask , says the Bangkok Spotter , just take , so ... 1. Order something 2. Pay and give Bt20 tip 3. Plug in your laptop and go for it. I did not ask first time on arrival from Phils , or whatever , cant remember why I was on 3rd floor , and no prob first time. This second time I asked the girl , and she said "no" , I sat a few metres away from the Cafe then returned , ordered Bt150 of sandwich and tea , took the seat with a power point , plugged in. That is , I did not ask , and got what I wanted. When to ask and when not to ask is the tricky part.

So , in two and a half hours time my plane takes off. It will be more relaxed and laid back in Phils , no shitty faces and no stretching the price all the time. Wasnt really interested in fucking Thais anyway , they do not have a heart for falang (foreigner). BS agreed (Back Street vendor) , "They have no heart for foreigners". That's what she said to me. In other words they have no interest in foreigners , other than their money of course : )

Cellphone battery fully charged , will text Spotter the second my plane touches down. Maybe only 48hrs to fuck at least two new ones. Could extend day or two but pretty heavy penalty if I do that. Swingapore will charge me a fee for change of departure date.

DRAMA

So off to check in I go , present bags , passport and ticket , then the bombshell.

“Sorry Sir you have to buy a new ticket. Baht13,000” (Pesos18,000).... which is 60% more than I originally paid for whole return trip ! What the fuck. Their English at check in desk is not good enough , they tell me I had to book in the day before. OK , now , some hours later I understand what they mean.

My ticket clearly had the 7th of March on it , ie Saturday. The folks in Tomtown highlighted my departure day Manila and departure day Bangkok. I was always re checking my departure Thailand , and it came up Saturday 7th March (highlighted). So I go to the airport on Saturday 7th March , but in reality I should have gone Friday 6th of March. My plane left 20 mins past the hour of midnight on the Friday the 6th of March. So whilst I was at Backstreet my plane was taking off !

Every time I looked at the ticket before all I see is 7th March purposely highlighted , there is no mentioning of booking in on Friday night 6th of March , only 7th March (highlighted) on ticket. So , 20 mins past 12 midnight on the 6th of March my plane left. And yes , would love to have left then , wanted more time in Phils.

Shit , is this a con , I think it might be. Cause airline is trying for another P18,000 from me , yet there were plenty of empty seats on the night I first presented myself. For sure it is slackness cause Cebu Pacific in the Phils itself should have warned me about the potential confusion re ETD. When handed the ticket they should have said , “you are travelling on the 8th but you have to go airport on the 7th”. Sounds crazy I know. Do they set people up so they miss their plane and re sell that persons ticket , then ask me P18,000 ! Whole return trip cost P11,000 now one sector is P18,000. And yes check in lady said "plenty of seats" , I could have flown. The least they could have done was make me a standby passenger and if seats still available shortly before take off , let me board the plane. Heartless.

So here I am at the airport , not flying , Baht 230 in my pocket , Baht 150 for a bus back to my accommodation , arriving there with four bags at 1am in the morning. I wait outside the terminal near Express Bus Service to Bangkok City (AE3). I help a Malaysian kid , his first time in Bangkok. He’s getting off same stop as me. Guy comes up to him and tells kid the bus people are liars and cheats , there is no more buses this night (morning). Lots of folks preying on tourists at SUV , government should do something about it. The kid is no fool and does not listen to that bullshit.

An hour and quarter down the line (no traffic) the bloody bus driver goes straight past our drop off point , Nana skytrain station , and at 1am in the morning. Dumbhead , he's a tourist bus driver and he does not know Nana. He says “next one Nana , next one Nana ”. Yeh next one cause he fucked up the last one , which was Nana. Had to get aggressive and call out loudly for him to stop the friggin bus. As I get out I tell him in Thai , "You dont know anything , you wrong". Min of 300 mtrs walk back to my accom with heavy bags.

Fortunately my Ge How has a vacant room , same one I vacated about 6hrs earlier , but I have no baht money to pay them. To ATM , Bangkok Bank , corner Soi3 and Sukhumvit , big elevated area in front of bank and ATM’s. Five beggars sleeping around the machine , one a foreigner , he has fucked up , can happen. A foreigner curled up sleeping on the cement. His worldly belongings in a plastic bag , which he uses as a pillow. Tempted to take a pic , but it would be insulting. That guy is really fucked up , and most prob by a Thai woman or Katoey. In the end , same as unlucky Euro I helped before , we have to blame ourselves if we lose control.

No place for fools (Thailand or Philippines) but looks like I might be one already : ) Geez any purchase nowadays and you have to check the fine print everytime. Deception is the name of the game now. Saturday 7th March was highlighted. Tiny 0.20 down below that date on the next line , partly obliterated by biro scribble of Cebu Pacific staff member highlighting 7th. Twenty mins into 7th of March my plane took off. I was sitting in Backstreet perving on the Hookers then : )

Got money for replacement ticket ex ATM. Yes , looks like I have to buy another ticket back to Philippines. Fuck Cebu Pacific Air , never ever fly with them again. They will not get one pesos from me ever again.

Later on in morning , to Internet Cafe get phone number my accom Tomville (ex email sent to myself) . Will call them tomorrow and let them know late arrival. For sure I am not ending my trip like this , will extend my trip , fuck the expense. Must end on a high note ..... fucking Filipinas.

OK , to sleep now. Looks like future trips I need someone to hold my hand. So many cock ups this trip , especially with images : )

“Fuck now that the season of fucking is yours”.

And remember , if you don’t fuck them , they will fuck you ...... as they are doing to me right now : )

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I see next morning the info given to me by check in counter airport is incorrect. There is no Cebu Pacific in Bangkok. There is a travel agent who represents them though. Have re read my ticket and think I have got a good case for refund or light penalties , but I am dealing with mercenary Thais , not flips. They will not show any heart in respect of money matters I know. And they get a commission on whatever money I hand over. See what happens.

At airport they told me Bt5000 if purchased new ticket online. But I do not want to hand over any cash until I first see Agent face to face. Might wiggle myself out of this one yet.

Imagine at airport last night , there were empty seats on the plane , but they sent me away cause of a misunderstanding , in fact , because Cebu Pacific in Phils did not explain confusion re departure. How many other people do they catch this way ?

Why doesn’t the plane leave at 11.55pm say on the 7th in my case. Reason why is , they cant catch fish that way. Yes at Travel Agent representing Cebu Pacific I had to pay penalties and big time , so much so , that it meant I had paid for two trips to Thailand and back. Pesos10,000 equivalent to get back to Tomtown.

Dishonest Flips (Cebu Pacific) at work again , short term mentality , for short term gain. No chance of long term progress that way , and thats why Phils has never progressed in its hundreds of years existence since independence from the Spanish/Americans.

As CEO of The Resistance I direct all Mongers to avoid Cebu Pacific Air at all costs. You risk being deceived , like me.

Yes I backed the wrong horse. If I had bought seat online Bt5000 , whereas via Agent where I thought I had a chance of modest penalty fees , I paid the max penalty fees plus a cut to Travel Agent , total Bt7258 (Pesos10,000). Add to that another days fees for room (Bt700) , Bt300 of bus trips to and from airport , inconvenience etc.

Three hours pissing around with Travel Agent. He kept picking up the phone and answering calls , yet there were four other staff there doing that kind of work. Falang can wait. I ended up leaning over the counter and taking his phone off the hook then requesting him to finish my transaction before answering any more calls. Fuck them , they need discipline. With phone off the hook he finished the job. Did that cost me re penalties he imposed ? Doubt it , think he re acted positively to my assertiveness. Respected me and got the job done.

Earlier on , (yet to get my money , smiles etc to get it ... disarming the enemy). I asked this same travel agent guy : “Is this common” (folks mixing up departure day). He said “Yes happens often”. So its a money spinner for Cebu Pacific and a commission earner for Thai Travel Agent.

He handed me new ticket. I started to read it when he asked me to get up out of the chair as he wanted to serve someone else now. I stopped reading the ticket , folded it into pocket and out of there I went. Mistake , should have insisted on reading whole ticket before getting out of chair. See later on , sting by Thai Travel Agent. Getting stung at every turn : )

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So , I checked out of Ge How , don’t want to give them any more money and my baht money is short. 12noon I start waiting on footpath for airport bus. Four bags and its hot. 1pm bus arrives , away we go. Traffic jam , driver takes advantage of that , grabs a small sized empty plastic bottle , goes to back of bus (no passengers there) and pisses in it. No toilet on bus. No curtains drawn. People outside had potential to see him standing up there , pissing into the bottle.

Ingenuity. Just think , one of us one day might drink out of that bottle. He had the temerity to walk past us with the medium sized bottle three quarters full of urine and dump it on the floor next to his seat. All foreigners in bus , he would not do that in front of Thais , they'd skin him.

Forgot to tell ya , I reserved room in Phils for Monday 1pm. Rang three different people to tell em I will come following day and advise Tomville. Didnt have Tomvilles phone number with on my laptop. None of those three answered their phone. Even though I did not connect with anyone in Phils , Thai Internet shop charged me. She said , “Even though no connection , Philippines still charge”. Is that correct ? Had to pay for 12 (attempted) calls. Mercenary Thais at it again : )

Its always in a situation you can not squirm out of , that is , they have either got your money or you have used the service in someway , then , the ‘additional’ charges kick in. It’s not possible to have a clear arrangement where you know beforehand how much your paying , not possible on a signif number of occasions anyway (not all transactions).

I arrived at airport 1.15pm , check in time is 9pm , take off time 0.20 am next day. Get real Cebu Pacific , bring forward etd by 25 mins to save confusion and a bad reputation. Get real.

Trouble in Thailand. Guy in red t.shirt sitting down inside Tourist Police Office has obviously run into trouble at the Airport itself. Came back 2/3 hours later , still in same seat , still head hanging down. Poor bugger , maybe he can not catch his flight .... passport etc stolen ? If you travel to Thailand during the recession , be on the alert for tricks etc. They have increased. Lots of touts/hustler types allowed inside this new Airport. Shouldn't be , but is. And do not look for the land of smiles .... its currently missing. Come back after the recession , when things are going the Thais way ... then plenty of smiles : )

Cause did not eat in Bangkok , and did not pay for a half day (Ge How) I have Bt1300 to blow at Airport , copious cups of tea and snacks at Lee Cafe 3rd level. Special table there with power point for laptop. Can do a lot of Office work here. Gotta keep buying tea though to justify my existence , popular little place , tables full.

I am determined Cebu Pacific can not tell me “oh , check in time 9pm , you arrive 9.30pm , buy another ticket” : ) I will be first in line 9pm you can be sure of that. Same check in girls you can bet on that. They felt a bit down , sending me away last night , especially when I told them I only had Bt230 on me. They would see this confusion re etd on a regular basis. Nice cash flow for Cebu Pacific. Uncomfortable situation for the educated Thai airport staff. Mercenary Flips ... at it again. Its almost like a Thai is running Cebu Pacific ... perhaps owner is a Thai ? : )

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Might as well end up with some chick Pics , taken in Pattaya :

GoGo dancing out in the open , on Walking Street.   I like the girls choice of clothing , in particular the fact that she is wearing only one stocking : )

Same place as girl above.   Here is d' Snake , one of the better dancers. Very elastic body , gyrating etc , a natural.

Part of the GoGo Team. Same place as two pics above. They get a set salary , plus commission for ladies drinks.   Sorry no take out , no bar fining. The kind of girls that attract my attention .... challenge : )

And so we say bye bye to Thailand. Pattaya was the most exciting and most 'visual'.

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SUMMARY Thailand

Time for a summary .... Thailand ... Great food , transport infrastructure (love their x 2 train systems). Hooker girls are prettier than flips , dress with a dash , including brief shorts. Behave more daintily , can be very courteous and charming. Thailand is a superior Voyeur destination too ... eg , Pattaya , Back Street , Nana Parking Lot scene and the others that I have yet to cover.

The negatives about Thai/Thailand , wont go through them again , think you've heard enough about that for now : )

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I wont believe I am in Philippines until I am actually there. Thats the prob with Cebu Pacific you can not be sure of reaching your destination.

Most probably have to pay for day I was not at Tomville Ge How too , as I was unable to cancel reservation.

As I said before , will not end this trip in a negative way , will extend my stay overseas and fuck (Philippines).

Fuck now that the .......................

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Ok , got bags checked in , guy in front of me told me he has had problems with Cebu Pacific too , including that very night , whilst checking in. He also said the gimmick prices via credit card do not exist. Cebu Pacific only take cash , he said.

In Departure hallway , had a stroll along shopping ‘arcade’ , never seen anything like it , at an Airport. Class , class , class (shops) and all empty of customers : )

Sit at bar , Chang Beer Bt160 (Pesos220) , they expect big tips here but will not get them. My self obligatory Bt20 tip per beer , in upscale places , will have to do. I'll get firmer with the thais , from now on.

Great , in 2 hrs , that shit can of a Cebu Pacific plane takes off and I am back where people are less mercenary , more friendly and more sexy.

Although you could not call Cebu Pacific friendly. The working class and unemployed are friendly , the wealthy (flips) , eg owners of Cebu Pacific , are anything but friendly towards the likes of you and me. The poor Filipinos need us , the wealthy do not ....... only our money , especially when we are flying : )

A Chinaman owns Philippine Airlines. I have travelled with them a lot. You dont experience CP kind of shit with them. Cebu Pacific (CP) must be owned by a Filipino. Short term mentality ... you know the rest.

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Flipsville is too easy. I like a challenge , and Thailand is a challenge. I will be back for round two another day , Thailand is currently ahead on points. There will be no tko or knockout , but there will be a slugfest. But first need to enter training camp , and prepare better next time : )

On plane. Felt dehydrated , asked for water. No free water , no offer of a glass of water : ) On board drinks prices pretty heavy. For first time had a good look at my ticket , see below financial details , and Thai Agent is saying I paid Pesos7258 for ticket. Not so , I paid Baht7258 = Pesos9,750 approx. So the extra Bt2500 went into some ones pocket and you can bet its a Thais. Not in mine. Did try to read thoroughly the ticket when he handed it to me back in Bangkok , but he asked me to get out of the chair so he could serve someone standing right behind me. So got up , put ticket in pocket ,walked out the door , and did not read thoroughly until just now.

Remember airport girls night before said it would cost Bt5000 , well you can see the fiddle by Agent (Baht2,258). Other guy in queue Bangkok Airport , says he has never been successful in paying Cebu Pacific ticket online. He had to go to the same Agent as I did , who then ripped him off too. Geez wish I had read the financials when in Agents Office. Check everything when dealing with Thais (and Cebu Pacific Air : ) How can you enjoy , when you do not trust your host , even for the simplest transaction (eg medication at pharmacy Bangkok .... explained before)

PHILIPPINES (again) :

Told by Thai agent bags checked through to Cebu. On arrival not so , had to be collected in Manila and cleared through customs. To Cebu Pacific check in counter , can get the earlier flight (= empty seats) but have to pay P4000 plus as a penalty. Fare was P1100. What a joke. P4000 extra to catch an earlier flight that has empty seats. Mercenary Cebu Pacific (CP). Naturally I do not let CP scam me anymore , and thus don’t pay P4000 and thus have to wait till 8.30am before my plane takes off.

Even at the Airport , I immediately feel a more relaxed atmosphere in Phils. Thais are rigid by comparison. More at home in Phils less a ‘foreigner’ (falang falang). Flip girls walking around Mla airport shakin their arse. They are not too bad at all , and they are less robotic. Eye contact yes , no Thai tunnel vision here. I exist , and in fact I am a VIP.

One guy came up to me at Manila airport and asked me if I was a Missionary. If only he knew. Reminds me of time someone came up to me at Shopping Mall Tomtown and asked me if I was “Father ........ “ (forgot name of priest). I must have a ‘priestly’ air about me : )

Well , I am on a mission (pervin observin) , but I'm not a Missionary : )

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Once I get to Tomtown , first stop will be Swingapore airlines and see how much they are going to slug me if I delay my departure. Seems airlines nowadays have copied the banks , fees for this/that all the time. Even when they have got empty seats.

Need to unwind from the Cebu Pacific circus. How could ya enjoy a hol flying with that mob ? You would never know what trick is coming up next.

Remember , I went to Bangkok airport early , had to return to my accommodation around 1.30am next morning , get up 7.30am and go to 24/7 Travel Agent etc etc. Get out of accom 12noon , straight to airport , now arrive in Phils 4.30am Monday , have to wait until 8.30am for flight to Tomtown. I have not had decent sleep , no wash , no decent food for a long time , and I have been in motion (planes , buses , taxis , you name it) for ages.

Arrive TT , good vibes already evident. Tomville does not have a vacancy , gave my room to someone else 8hrs after my ‘no show’ . What about all my unique gifts over the years ? : ) They ring around for me , no vacancies. I get in taxi and hunt around , eventually find a room , ex info on whorist.com website. Thanks Thommo you saved my bacon. I’ll send in a report for your website later on (as they all say but rarely do : ) So , left my room 12n Sunday Bangkok , drop my bags on bed Philippines 1pm Monday.

Text Spotter. She uses friends Cellphone nowadays. 32 text messages down the line she understands what time to come etc and we chat at Shakeys Pizza . Yep took that many messages to get the message through , simple thing , meet me x time but not simple with her. Even tried talking direct to her , that didn’t work either. Flips do not answer calls , they only text text text.

Gave Spotter unique Thai gifts , some rice money , then I give her my new spare cellphone. I make it clear , only for the duration of my stay , when I go , I take back the cellphone. No good I am texting her on someone elses cellphone. Who is reading the stuff ? So now Spotter has a designer cellphone exclusively for the chick biz. Know I am taking a risk with her , she might run off with the P3000 cellphone , but its a risk I take , cause doing biz on someone elses phone is not the way to go. Communication before I went to Thailand not good. Short days to go before I return home , must get some action.

Lucky I brought the spare new cellphone with me. Have another identical and new one back home too. 3 new phones all identical. Fourth new one I gave to my sister. You might recall the story in previous diary.

Spotter goes , I return to accom and have first shower since 11.30am Sunday .... 27hrs since my last wash.

Around 10.30pm I am at Honk. Had a great time there. There are some nice ones hanging around that place nowadays. Dont know why I didn’t see their type last few years , but all of a sudden quality level has improved. Took some very nice pics at Honk. Can not put them online until I know the subject/s have left Honk. I have explained all this before , so no need to explain again.

Handed out my cell phone tag (beer did it) , expecting call today , but will ignore , have only four full days in Tomtown and explained schedule to Spotter , girl 10am and another girl 2pm everyday. And other things to do besides fucking , so no time for pretty Honk girls. Anyway they are established whores , and mentally I can not countenance whores anymore.

Some nice girls at Honk , if , repeat , if , you take your time. My suggestion is go on a Monday or Tuesday. Last night was an off night , heaps of girls to select from. I asked Mama san , “Why so many girls tonight” , she said ‘Because no customer , no one take out’ = all girls there , full selection.

Frid and Sat Honk gets hot , customers coming and going. So , not so many girls in Honk , lots in hotels boinking.

One customer in particular was surrounded by excited girls. Couldnt see who was in the ring. I asked Mama , who's there ? One time she said "Korean" , another time she said Filipino. Same number of girls never go to Americano’s. I ask Mama why re Korean .... she said “Young , girl like young”. I asked re why so many when Filipino come , she pointed downstairs (my penis area) “Small”. So girl like small cock.

Shades of Thailand. The girls come from everywhere when there is Korean or Filipino , ie , when there is South East Asain guy wanting to fuck South East Asian girl (Filipina). I was there before went to Thailand , and on a big night , not off night , say 6 to 15 go to Americano. Last night 30-50 stand around SE Asian. If foreigner (whites) , many do not come forward. Strange , cause the girls are all poor. Dont forget our behaviour is mostly gross when compared with SE Asian to SE Asian behaviour. And girls behaviour is gross sometimes , compared to our culture and values. Culture clash (more so in Thailand).

Hit Honk on a off night = less demand (less customers) = greater supply (of girls).

Phew , met a real photogenic one last night. Put her pics in my archives bring her out and online when its safe to do so. In mean time will jerk off on her back home : ) She has my cell number , might or might not ring. Think she likes young guys , she is young and a 8 plus in the face , fresh from College , started at Honk only few days ago. Wont bore you with details why she left College etc. She asked me many questions how to make money on Internet etc. That girl will make big bucks on Internet , she has got the face , plus some education , she will make more on Internet than Honk , and I told her so. She asked me to teach her Internet and modus operandi. I told her if she is sensible honest etc she will score good husband , if she is short time mentality ripping of guys , she will have money till she is 25yrs old and no more use to men , then she will be sleeping in the gutter. Told her best to be honest.

Do they listen , if they listen do they understand, if they listen and understand , do they care ? Answer : "No" to all three : )

She will rip off , get fast money , get involved in drugs etc , end up on scrap heap. Yet right now 8/10 guys would be crazy for her and 1 out of 10 would think of marrying her. Classy girl right now , in 6 months time she will start to look and act like a whore = goodbye future. I told her all this , she listened , but did she .................

Answer no , I do not think so. If they do not care , why should we care ?

Anyway it cost me nothing to give her some advice. I had an erection all the time she was sitting next to me. It wasn’t until much later I realised her legs are very slim , but I tell you I would still fuck her , she has an 8 plus face , genuine student type going down the wrong path. Carnal , she is carnal. I fuck the face not the very slim legs. She sucks my cock , heaven my dick disappearing into such a nice face , heaven. Its not very often you get an 8 plus face plus a 9 plus carnality in the same girl. Photogenic has got both , and she is waiting there for you right now. That type of girl might be waiting to get a job at Jaguar , Infinity etc type of place. She might not be at Honk very long , so hurry along : )

And don’t forget I have got great pics of her. She loves the camera and the camera loves her.

Great time at Honk , had an excellent time , and only cost me around 2/300 Pesos. In Pattaya similar situation would cost me around P2000 equivalent.

Before I said Thailand has more pretty girls. Well Philippines has plenty of them too. Photogenic was more carnal than anything I saw in Thailand , more carnal than 'Provincial' too.

Must change money , eat , go pick up stuff I left at friends , check out of accom one , check in accom two (Tomville). Then Spotter at 3pm , and again with a different one 8pm. Two girls everyday , I told her.

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I am worried. Told Spotter 9pm last night to call me on my new cellphone (one I gave her a lend of) confirming her new contact number. Gave her P100 for card. No message from her last night , and its 9.30am next day and still no message from her , yet I have text her asking her to contact me (text her to friends cell phone ).

Has she done a runner ? Short time mentality kicked in ? P3000 cellphone now is better than commissions from Thommo ? Have to work for commissions , don’t do anything , just do a runner with Thommo’s P3000 new cellphone ?

Say a prayer for me fella’s.

The Thais fucked me over , Cebu Pacific fucked me over , is now Spotter going to fuck me over ?

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1.30pm I get a text from Spotter re calling 3pm. All is well. She then calls room but brought a girl I had previous trip , and when I work out their names realise next two she talked about are also same ones I had before. Cancelled tonights delivery and asked Spotter to come and see me. Must remind her , I am a butterfly , don’t fly all the way here to bang same girls.

Programme : pretty quiet day. To bed early. Need a nice long deep sleep.

Photogenic text ‘d me , but must now tell you , I doubt she is 18yrs old. Not tempted enough to cross the line and take a big risk. Imagine , your walking out of Honk and the police car pulls up at same time. They visit 2/3 times a night , just your luck when walking out with something illegal. Instead of getting 3 bottles of mineral water they get a P100,000 bonanza , and from you ! Otherwise you rot in prison until you come to your senses and pay off judge , police , whoever (parents ?) = more than P100,000 then.

Who knows , there might be a mama san in Honk working in cahoots with police , text police to come and catch ya in a compromising position or asks you your hotel before taking girl. Beware of all these possibilities. I ignore text message from photogenic .... don’t need that kind of thrill. Common sense kicked in.

Be patient , wait a few months , then she is legal.

It’s funny you know , been to Honk 3/4 times now and they are starting to ask me why I don’t fuck them. 18-22yr olds asking 72yr old me that. Where in the world could I get this kind of attention ?

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Well , Spotters talent and I fucked and sucked 3pm on , then text’d Spotter to cancel 8pm and Thursday one too. I smell a rat. Spotter is bringing me all the same ones again , same as last trip. Spotter comes and I explain frankly the situation , viz , I am not here to fuck same ones. She gets the message and says she can find fresh ones no probs. Away she goes to hunt whilst I go to have my first decent sleep for a long time. Wake up refreshed , ready to rumble , and then its in Spotters hands. Whether I end this trip with a good finish depends on Spotter. Pathetic isn’t it , I am too lazy to get off my own arse and go get em.

Sleep now in my favourite room and favourite ‘hotel’. Life of an ageing Monger wasn’t meant to be easy.

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Woke up to a nice day. As far as I know , Spotter and Eyes have teamed together to find some nice new stuff. They arrive 1pm , but not with nice stuff , something I would rate a 3. Way off the mark. Eyes is looking particularly nice today , so I fucked her instead. Best fuck for a long time. It will do till the end of my trip and beyond.

No desperation for any more sex , Eyes was good enough and helps me end my trip on a positive note.

Tonight Honk.

To Honk bearing Thai gifts for the two vip people there. I told vips before , Pizza Party. But no pizza party , cash in lieu handed out. Gave out the gifts to vips and pics to girls. Had lots of chats ‘n socialising with lots of people. Some nice girls at Honk. Rain came and spoiled the night , I returned home 12 midnight.

Photogenic was there , saw me , but never came across and talked to me. Why ? I did not reply to her text message ... she feels rejected. Best way , do not encourage ‘jail bait’.

Movie Star was not seen all night. Mumma said she was taken out (customer) early in the night. Seems she was booked ‘all night’. Not hard to imagine , she is a good looking 20/22 (?) yr old , nice relaxed personality. One of the top ones there , but I must admit as I visit the place more I am finding more gems along the way. Last night sitting there drinking beer with two vIp contacts came across Miss Wow Legs. There was nothing wrong with the whole package either. Face , small waist , wow legs , very nice short black dress. Personality , she had personality. Lots of girls at Honk have personality. Lets face it , Flip girls in general have personality. Something lacking in Thais , even a Thai who can speak good English , they just do not come across as personality people.

Gave out a number of gifts (ex Thailand) to each of the vip’s (bigman and mumma). I must admit my collection of knick knacks from that country (Thailand) was quite impressive. Small cute items , that in total , did not cost me a lot. Maybe $10 total each person max , including a sample Burmese condom , which I passed off as Thai condoms. Gave one to the guy , the other to Mumma. They both thought that was funny , sample thai condoms. Strawberries on the cover of each condom package. Must explain to them tonight they are actually Burmese condoms. Yeh , I will be back again tonight , found a new convivial home , where I am King .... Honk. For sure its an interesting observation station , especially the stories vips tell me , like the one last night Mumma told me.

She pointed out an attractive girl around 20yrs of age. Think I told you before , but here it is in more detail. Taken by one Filipino in a taxi. When she gets into the room , tap on door , guy opens , in walks 6 more guys. All seven fucked her throughout the night. I could see , looking at this girl now , her mind was elsewhere. How does a pay for play girl recover from something like that ? She has got to survive , she’s got to keep on selling herself , and going with guys. Significant number of Filipinos lead a wretched life.

The strange thing is , night before , Mumma told me Filipinos are the favourite customer of the girls. There’s always exceptions , I suppose. At least we whites are not guilty of that ... gang rape. Apparently Indians and Arabs have a reputation for that , but not us ‘Americanos’ fortunately. That should put us on top of the heap as preferred customers , but we are not at the top. Think its because many westerners are arrogant and look down on flips , plus their dick is too big for the small flip pussy. Also westerners use Viagra/cialis to excess = hard time for the flip girls. Fella's if you think you can shag all night cause of viagra , have some thought for the battering ram (girl).

Friend of BigMan joins us. Fortunately he does not talk to me , sits their silently to left of BM. Friend sharing beer with him (P55 big bottle) I had bought. I like people who sit silently and only listen whilst the Master , yours truly mouths off. He had same interest as Mumma ... wanted to hear from a stranger , in this case me , about Thailand and all other matters. Its a wise person who just sits and listens. But when the Lord himself (me) is talking everyone should listen anyway : )

BM told me the guy is para police and assists regular police when there is trouble at Honk. No doubt he nips trouble in the bud too , thus saving police need to come to Honk. When I got the opportunity looked him over , yeh , he is even wearing a gun. Nice he did not try and take over the show , sat their silently sipping beer listening to the fun myself , BM and mumma were having.

Must have been a pretty impressive line up sitting on those tiny plastic kitchen chairs ... To my right respected mumma , then yours Truly .. the King of Honk .... then resident vip of Honk , then gun toting para police. Dont think anyone will hassle me when I am in that kind of company : )

Brought laptop to show em pics of Thailand hookers , katoeys etc but rain shortened the night. When rain stopped temporarily I returned home with promises of returning next night. I tell you its enjoyable at honk , lots of observin , some pervin , and personality people to talk to. Real people.

I own a certain section of Honk now. We always sit outside a certain mans nice house , its the ideal S&F (Spider and Fly) spot. Last night I bought owner of house a pack of cigs P40 , cause he said he didn’t want a drink. So I have paid my rent P40 to sit in front of his house , and if it rains , under his house.

Everything is cheap at Honk , big bottle of beer only P55 , cokes and other drinks very cheap P20 (Ladies Drink : ).

Bit sad Photogenic thinks she can not talk to me ... but she understands relationship will lead nowhere , ie , I will not fuck her and give her money. Jail bait right now , next trip different story , she will be legal , but by then she will most prob already have the behaviour of a hooker. Im always looking for the girl next door behaviour.

Next morning Eyes texes me and informs me she has something nice. I told her yesterday , make money any which way , including being a Recruiter for me. Requested fellow University students. She texes and says she has a nice one , 12 noon. I am up for it. Spotter will come with her. Never cut out your bread and butter recruiter whilst trying a new recruiter. New recruiter might not make the grade , you can always fall back on bread and butter recruiter.

I have progressed smoothly from one Recruiter to another continually , for years now. Already got substantial info on Eyes so if Spotter not available any trip , Eyes can fill the breach/gap. Dont forget , she is an educated girl , I can have a decent conversation with her too , plus educate her to my requirements (body , attitude etc of 'talent' she recruits).

Only two full days to go , then to 12noon third day , then Escape-4 will be over and its back to reality. Personally , I am always happy to leave ... return to sanity , better diet , regular exercise , educated people I can talk to . Always like to leave/depart , always like to return. I am lucky in that respect. Some guys get the taste of the Philippines and do not want to leave. Considerable number of them are consumed (destroyed) by the Philippines/Thailand.

That can not happen to control freaks like me : )

Spent some time on audio and video recordings. Time consuming you have to play it back as recorded to know what youve got , then back track and carefully delete the trash (90% : ) Takes time.

Then need to visit tailors , prob with their latest work. Eat. Interview job applicant (ex Eyes/Spotter) and then return to Honk for another ‘Sermon on the Mount’. Nowadays I have the two vips plus others gathered around me , whilst I tell them this/that , recant experiences etc. Some sit opposite close enough to hear me. At any one time I usually have about 6/9 disciples listening to me. Does wonders for my ego , and at same time I’m able to perv observ. A new gem seems to pop up every 2nd night ... Wow legs last night was an example.

Loads of honk pics , video images etc (girls girls girls) , but dynamite to place on website now. Cookies in the oven. Further on down the track.

 

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Estelle , alias , Sexstelle :

Spotter arrives minus Eyes (at Uni) but with Estelle , fellow student of Eyes. At first I admire her body , ideal for my purposes , but not impressed with face. After a little talk , decide she is worth a punt. Spotter goes , on the bed , introduce my cock to Estelles hands.

She becomes a real demon , very clever kisser and fondler of dick ‘n balls. This girl has got talent , sex talent. Eventually we fuck and whilst fucking her I sarcastically start a conversation , parts of which are as follows ... Q. ‘Where you get money for education”. The reason I asked her that is cause she is fucking like a hard core whore , and not a student : ) Answer : “My Uncle”. Q. Your Uncle fuck you (exactly those words) ? Answer : “Yes” Q. How many times ? Answer : “Many times”. Q, When did he start fucking you ? A. When I was 15yrs old. Q. Does he still fuck you ? A. "Yes , he help my studies".

Time for the audio recording machine I know , but wasn't to be.

It’s not hard to imagine her having hot sessions with Uncle , especially when the school fees become due : ) She said he is married too. He’s some Uncle : )

And then , maybe she is referring to Uncle Sam ? Some foreigner from America sponsoring her : )

Amazing the frankness at times. Would have to put her above Eyes in the fucking department too. Whilst fucking , told her “Your very clever” , especially whenever she made a good move (fingers , lips , pussy , or gyrations) , sometimes all four at same time. She responded to encouragement. Best fuck this tour , possibly best for years. Extremely clever , eg just doesn’t kiss , its the titillating teasing way she kisses , then she varies and kisses passionately etc. Varying the style and rhythm (hands , pussy , body , lips etc) all the time.

When first indicated to her she should give me a blow job she said “oh no” but within 5 secs was doing it and oh so well. Not hard to imagine Uncle grinning his head off whilst on the receiving end of such service ... I certainly was. When I indicated she should take off her jeans she said ever so meekly : “What for” , then took them half way down legs , had to persuade her to take completely off. Was starting to wonder if I was ever going to fuck her. Blow job kissing girl only ? For a few secs thought I might have a hot one who does not fuck , on my hands. Not so , a hot one who fucks and how.

Like getting a dog off a bone :

I found , once she started sucking on the cock there was no stopping her. Indicated to her on three separate occasions she can stop sucking and licking my cock now , but she didn’t stop , went on and on. It was like trying to get a dog off a bone. She seemed to enjoy it. How can a girl like that concentrate on her studies ?

The strange thing is , on entering room her face look ordinary (body perfect), but when on top screwing her and eye balling her , I noticed her eyes had turned sexy , face and complexion had lightened up ... and thus looked more attractive. I told her so too. “Really” she said : ) For sure this girl response to encouragement , both verbal and physical.

Very healthy fuck. Asked her to come back tomorrow , but there is something compulsory on at Uni tomorrow , including ‘dancing’. Compulsory that she attends. Cant come. Truth is , its most probably Uncles turn , its a Saturday , and his day off from work ?

In 48hrs leave the Philippines. I certainly have ended on a good note , and no Headless Chook this trip either. With the help of Eyes and Estelle (class mates) no last minute rush for a decent fuck.

One hell of a difference between fucking in Phils and Thailand. No comparison. Flipsville wins hands down. They put their heart into it .... "Thais have no heart for falang/foreigner". Remember Spotter Bangkok telling me that in the Backstreet ? Yep , thats what she said , and of course I believe it.

6pm Friday , programme : Pics nightspots Tomtown , maybe eat , check video and audio , try and edit , Honk with laptop show VIP’s pics of Thailand. Was prevented from doing that last night , cause of rain.

I am the VIP of VIP’s down there now. Own the place. For me a big ego blast , but then I am really out of my depth , bottom feeders surround me : )

Get it ... bottom feeders , at the bottom of the social and financial world.

I am out of my depth, get it , they are way below me socially etc (but they are superior in many ways to us).

One thing I see .. they help each other a lot , bond together (survival).

Western World people have become more selfish , self centred , less caring/sharing.

Oh well , I am not here for politics , I am here to Escape ... my usual routines back home. Certainly been doing that lately. Viva la Estelle and Eyes.

Friday night (clock is ticking). Cock is ticking too , especially after Estelle :

Remember me sitting out front of that place in Pattaya , drinks themselves costing me Pesos2000 plus most times ? And now I sit at Honk and it costs me P261 (last night). Both great but different kind of fun , but remember , Thailand costs ya.

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Must mention , the “White Princess ” of Honk is ignoring me. She looks a bit Korean , always , always , wears white (check it out) and specialises in korean atm’s. Perhaps she has an ambition of marrying one of them. A hooker rejecting customers based on race ... can she afford to do that ?

Anyway through Mumma , had a little try to see if she would chat , she turned her nose up at the chance. Rejected my overtures. I am VIP at Honk with everyone except the White Princess. When she moves on , I will place pic of her online. She is ignorant of the fact , very first night at Honk 3 weeks ago , I captured some nice pics of her , she actually posed for me. Since then she has decided to give me the cold shoulder .... maybe she has come to the conclusion ... “He does not fuck (and therefore pay) , drinks and takes pics only”. And of course she is right. Why should I fuck that lot when I have a stable full of Estelles and Eyes types ?

Tally Ho , Tally Ho , the hunt continues , although I don’t give a fuck. Had a couple of nice ones lately , that will do for this journey. The end is nigh.

7/8pm thereabouts to Tomrest. Someones sitting in my favourite seat , so I say to waitress greeting me at front door :

"Can you tell that big fat man to get out of my chair". She doesn’t know what to think/say : )

I eat , pay bill walk out leaving video camera behind. Rush back get it. Straight to Vikings Bar area to take neon sign shots of that bar area with video camera (still shots). On way beggars at traffic lights , give two little girls P20 each then a rush of more beggars , tapping on taxi window etc calling out ‘hungry’ hungry , even one said “Help the blind” : )

You try to help one , then another one arrives so you help again , then a horde arrives. Wish I was Jesus Christ , then I could feed them with only a loaf of bread. Should have told them to come to the sermon on the Mount , Honk , tonight : )

Opposite side of road to Viking Bar assess potential. Then cross road to assess potential there , of the bars on both sides of the road. No matter where I went I had faggots , beggars and staff of bars harassing me. Staff asking me to enter bar , when I am obviously there to take pics of buildings. Beggars , the usual. And faggots trying to sweeten me up.

I blow my top. Three weeks of pricks approaching me all the time ... Thailand the worst offenders. I told faggot/s to “fuck off” , an adult beggar to “piss off” and gently pushed a 13yr old street urchin and potential camera snatcher backwards , telling him to “go , go , go away” , which he did. Do that in Thailand and youve got a nasty situation on your hands ... possibly even a fight : ) Flips have a long fuse , not so thin skinned , and not so aggressive and no deep seated dislike of foreigners = less chance of trouble.

Will see tomorrow morning what results were , still shots with video camera. If no good will return Sat night with compact camera.

Next stop Pump1 disco where there are usually some characters and action , including lots of smoke. Dont know if I can get in there with video camera , but think I will try. Plenty of action inside Pump , video camera’s delight.

But first back to Tomville , shower , to Pump. I know they frisk ya at front door but think that is only for weapons. Have taken pics of Security staff inside before , with flash (compact camera). So chances are they will let me through , even though I have a video camera.

Time for some excessive noise (got ear plugs) , smoke and youthful energy. Out the door to Pump I go.

Manage to foil Pump1 front door security re video camera. Five mins inside the place and realise I am surrounded by 98% Koreans. Do not travel all this way to look at Koreans. Out of there I go to Julianas Disco at Mango Square , where I find it closed for renovations. Park in the big open Court Yard , with elevated bars to one side. Best seat in town , bars behind me , a small passing parade of girls in front of me. Slight breeze , not hot , cute palm trees everywhere.

Mango Square   Not terribly lively , not absolutely dead either. I think the inclement weather (threat of rain) played a part , and closure of Juliana's Disco did not help either. Doubt if Recession was a factor.

Whilst sitting on my own at outside table in the Court proper , a foreigner guy approaches me , the Lonely Lamb , he needs help in finding a fuck. I send him off to Vikings Bar and BG Bikini , 5/7 mins walk away , for a sure fuck. He never returned so must have found what he wanted.

A 9 passes by. She walks quickly to avoid guys who all want to approach her , and guys like me who want to photo her. She’s too quick and I am too slow (switch on camera etc). Black short dress. Why do the 8’s and beyond seem to always wear black ? If only the 6's and 7's knew , wear black and you might be upgraded by perverts like me to an 8 : )

I decide to enter the elevated bar she had just entered , to assess the situation , viz , hooker or meeting boyfriend or what ? Enter bar with Compact Camera and Video ...... she is not in front drinks area , must be in disco. I approach disco door but there is a big fat guy sitting on a seat right plum in the middle of the entrance and he is not looking too happy about the bag I am carrying. For sure he is going to ask me to open it etc. Thought to myself ... no chance of getting a 9 in a disco anyway , so retreated back to my seat about 30mtrs away. In the short time I saw her , think she was the top one of the tour .... Miss Escape-4. But there has been about four other top ones too hasn't there : ) So , on average Thai hookers prettier , but there are just as pretty or prettier girls in Phils , only not so many. As flips are more accessible , whats the use of the extra pretty ones in Thailand ? : )

Much later on , another guy approaches me , he says , in a friendly smiley way , words to the effect “I've been watching you , whats going on”. Curiosity kills the cat. Told him I was off the head , not to worry about it.

To cut a long story short , he tells me he knows a website that would be interested in my hobby (observations) and scribbles down an address. I tell him , I don’t know that website , cant be too great if I do not know it etc. Then he writes down a 2nd website , same ... ‘unknown’.

Then he tells me he’s investing in Philippines. I tell him “Do not buy anything other than pussy”. To cut it all short , he then invites me upstairs to a part of bar behind and above me (Name : "Beat") and join two chicks , he is going to do a video with later on. What does he want , make a fool of me ? They must be hard core whores. Maybe he is having a hard time entertaining them , or wants to offload an ugly onto to me ? : )

I tell him I am too old for that , he returns upstairs ("Beat") , 3-5 mins later , I pack my bags and go home. Dont like the idea that someone upstairs , and behind me , is observing my every move. Lost control : ). And I have drunk enough , 9 chick might not come out for another 2/3hrs. Pic of her would have looked lovely on the website .... and a fine example of a Filipina she was. I missed so many chicks tonight. By time you see em , pick up the camera , the opportunity has gone , they are either level with ya (silhouette shot) or have already passed ya. Need to get em coming towards me. Yeh , photography seems to be replacing sex . Its an extension and variation of perving : ) Expect heaps of pics on this website future , and expect me to get my act together and capture the 'special' ones : )

2.50am and no sight of promised (ex Internet) high class ktv girls. Maybe closure of Juliana’s fixed that. Would have liked watching them operating ... throwing out their bait to unsuspecting lads like me.

Sorry , haven’t told you everything that happened. Getting keyboard weary , 24 days into safari , Add to that , its now 3.40am and I’ve drunk a few tonight. Even so , holding up very well this trip. Not the usual grab for Red Bull. Somethings going on. Think its the Vitamin E I have been taking for three weeks now : )

Mango Square ..... Toilets   P2 entrance , I give P5 and first time said "Advance Merry Christmas" , second time I called I said : "Advance Happy New Year". Couldnt call a 3rd time , there's nothing after H N Year : )   She most prob thought I was off my head taking a photo of her and her toilet sign. Little did she know that she'd be seen all around the world. She's now a world famous toilet toll collector : ) Sense of humour , flips got a sense of humour. Thais would not allow same photo to be taken of them : )

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Saturday now , and last full day , copies of pics for Tomrest chicks , pics of hotels etc (Facts section) , Spotter , Honk ‘Farewell Party’. Dont think I will bother with fucking on Sat , had two great fucks with two great girls in last two days. Enough. Dont want to end with a moderate or weak fuck.

And yeh , Thais are ordinary compared to Filipino’s. Both , in and out of bed. I know that much now : )

Have had three years straight of Flips , then two weeks say of Thais. Know which is the better of the two by far ..... Flips. Been spending my time and money in the right place .... Philippines.

Sorry , Thaiphiles , its all subjective. Don't get upset , it's only what I think , after all : )

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LAST DASH :

Hey , wake up horny , and all the time thinking of Estelle. Should I , or will Uncle get upset ? Eyes is damn good too. Think Eyes today , then the porno star Estelle last few hours before my plane leaves ? Spotter will be relieved , she doesn’t have to pull any new 'Rabbits' out of the hat , last few hours.

Will text Spotter now 8.20am and request an audience. Gotta clarify the last dash to the finishing post face to face. Texting has its limitations. My dick wants more , and more it will get.

Another visit to the ATM ?

Authorised procedure in Philippines ... from ATM to me , to girls .. way it should be. What’s money for , if not for fucking ? : )

Before I get a chance to text Spotter , she texes me saying Eyes has another from her University. Geez Eyes has potential for just about everything. Poverty is a wonderful thing especially when it supplies my every need : ) Eyes is working for her Uni fees , first a bang , now a Recruiter. Must get more substantial info on where she resides/how to contact her. Cellphone not enough , for example , she still has the same cellphone , but no money for a ‘load’. So if I arrived in town and text her , she would not get my message. Gotta have another way of contacting her. She seems to have potential as a Recruiter.

Remember Spotter is not a student. Eyes is inside the Campus , inside information and inside access. Wow , a great fuck and a great Recruiter. Could it be I have met the ultimate girl (Eyes) ?

Lovely sociable people Filipino’s. You can fuck a niece , screw University students , including their friends etc. It’s my paradise on earth , thats for sure , especially when you consider my age.

1pm Eyes talent will arrive. I am up for it and 2/3 more before the plane leaves. Both Eyes and Estelle have got me randy. Because I took Estelle , Eyes now knows the body I like , confident next one will have a great body too. Fasten your safety belts , the Headless Chook is about to take off !

Programme : To Kodak , pics to be developed. To Hotels take pics for Facts section. Tailors to pick up faulty pants they made. Eat , shower , lay on bed waiting for that tell tale gentle tap on the door , 1pm or thereabouts.

They did not arrive until 2.30pm. Eyes talent was not available with such short notice says Spotter , who has a babe for me. Did Spotter stop Eyes from becoming my Recruiter ? Spotter is taller , bigger and older. Eyes is fragile type who can be pushed around by someone like Spotter.

And what did Spotter bring ? A ‘3’ , in other words a dud. What the hell is she trying to pull on me. Eyes looks guilty , ie , she knows there could have been better via her , but Spotter got in the way. I get the 3 out of the room real fast and tell Spotter she is way off the mark. In effect Spotter has only delivered one respectable fuck who had a 5 face , 8 body and 8 + performance. Then two others who were unfuckable. Its not looking good. Wow , who went to Korea , was better.

Told Spotter she has to improve , but I don’t think she can. Only hope is Eyes , cause she is inside the campus. They are getting to know I can not be tricked with mutton dressed up as lamb. This does not encourage me to return to Tomtown any time soon. In some ways ended up on a good note cause of Eyes and Estelle , but now a bit sour cause I see Spotters potential is limited , in fact I think she has proved she’s not up to it.

Next trip will concentrate on Eyes as Recruiter.

The only thing I could do was shag Eyes , which I did. She is a pretty good one. Whilst shagging her I interrogated her re ‘3’ Spotter brought to room. She said Spotter told her not to bring anyone that she (Spotter) had better. Spotter doesnt get the commission if its not her girl = stop Eyes from bringing something to my room. Spotter has to go : )

Very poor merchandise , especially compared to Eyes. Hope these two girls know they can not trick me , cause they are wasting my time and their time.

Tonight , farewell at Honk. Will enjoy the conviviality etc. Found a new home ... Honk. More interesting than sitting with Foreigners at Eye Candy spot listening to regular people talk about mundane matters. There are some interesting characters amongst that lot , but they do not call at that spot often.

I have overspent before (cameras etc) and during this trip. Add to that failure of Spotter to deliver , and add to that , Recession. Think it will be a while before I travel overseas again. It will be up to you guys to fill the gap. "Mind the Gap" as they say in Bangkoks underground railway (MRT). Copying the Brits including searching bags as you enter the Station. Noticed around 35 folks passed before me (MRT Bangkok), none were inspected. I arrive , stopped me and inspected my bag. Ridiculous. Do I have a bomber profile ?

The most important gap to fill by the way , is the one between the chicks legs : )

Have a bundle of nice pics of girls, but common sense requires me to keep them offline until the coast is clear. That is , until they wander off. Fortunately they are nomads all , Thais and Flips. Wander they will , and in a matter of weeks/months , not years.

DANGER :

Have not seen my new cellphone in Spotters hands since the day I gave it to her. Told her to report tonight 9pm with cellphone. She keeps saying “battery flat” , but that does not prevent her from bringing the phone to me and letting me see it from time to time.

Dont tell me ! ?

It’s not going to happen is it ? .. “phone stolen” , “lost” , “pawnshop”. Tell me its not so : ) Thommo when will you ever learn , you can not trust Flips , you can not. Friendly , sexy yes , honest .... no.

Few mins later , run through videos deleting those not required. Then listened to audio recorder , deleting those not required. Heard a recording with Spotter this very day wherein she says does not bring my new cellphone cause battery flat. Then I ask her on recorder what phone she txt me just now , she said ‘Eyes’ phone , but hey , that number just now is the same number she has been using all along. Every message has come from that same number , not just one message. So , it looks like there never has been a message from my new cellphone , never ever. Why ? Was it straight away lobbed into the Pawnshop within mins of me handing it over to her ? Shit , hope not. Surely Spotter is not that stupid ?

Flips shoot themselves in the foot all the time. Dont tell me Spotter has shot herself in the foot and fucked up everything for herself and me too. Although she was showing signs of a loser all along. But looks right now I might be the loser of a nice new cellphone ?

Will bring forward 9pm meet to now (5pm) , reckon she has not go my new cellphone. Whankers all. Find em , feel em ,fuck em , forget em. And in the meantime , never trust em.

Holy shit !

All this (catastrophes in this diary) for sex ... is it worth it ?

Makes voyeurism look more attractive by the minute. Mongering (actual fucking) has become too expensive and frustrating.

I have sent the txt message requesting Spotter to come now with my cell phone , its 5.05pm , and so , an anxious wait begins. Think I know the answer already ..... she’s stolen my new cellphone.

Short Time mentality at work again. Gets cash from pawnshop , then gets fired by cash flow Thommo.

Ooops , 5.07pm receive txt from Spotter (same number all along) saying she is coming now (with cellphone presumably). If she brings cellphone then there has been a communication mix up , not uncommon , even though we are communicating in English.

Ooops , she sends 2nd txt saying “delayed” , will txt me when actually coming : )

I have prepared myself mentally for never seeing the cellphone again. See what happens.

6.30pm text from Spotter saying “brothers need phone for studies”. Shit its not their phone. I tell her “Bring phone tell brothers I get Police I have contacts”. I am playing a dangerous game here , they might get angry , come to my room and try and knock the door down. Will see her next move. Think I have said goodbye to cellphone and Spotter and possibly even fucking. Had enough , whoring is a can of worms anyway.

She then says 8am tomorrow. I reply “I will talk to my Police friend tonight. 8am is deadline , no extension 8am”.

I am bluffing , its all I have got. The relationship between me and her is now ruined forever. The mentioning of Police made sure of that.

I created the situation in the first place , trusting her with a new cellphone. Should never have done it. I’m too trusting at times. The lust for fresh pussy blurred my judgement.

To Honk , but rain comes and I return home 10pm , a bit sad about Spotter incident. Time to think about exiting Philippines. Pack bags etc.

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Wake up next morning , left eye problem has returned , same as previous two trips only this time I have the right medication to fix it.

8am arrives and of course no Spotter and no text message from her. She’s decided to respect Filipino culture/customs , viz , decided to shoot herself in the foot ..... short term gain (cellphone) for long term pain. Long term , cause she will now miss out on a long term cash flow .... spotters fees.

Must now help her feel the pain and text Eyes , get her to come forward and officially appoint her the new Contact (Spotter/Agent) before I leave town. Jealousy is a big thing in Phils , want Spotter to feel it : )

Will tell Eyes have a tip for her .. that’ll stir up Spotter who will read the same message. All messages to and from have been coming from Eyes cellphone. I know that now. Spotter has been bullying Eyes , all along.

Message to eyes : “Please call give P3000 tip for University” This is the value of cellphone. Want Spotter to see she could have got cash instead of stealing. She will not get 3000 at pawnshop more likely 500/700. Then she might take the bait and come forward herself with cellphone thinking she too will get P3000.

No way would I give a P3000 tip , but this time I will to Eyes , its worth keeping Eyes on the books and worth upsetting Spotter , plus there is always the chance Spotter will take the bait and front up with my cellphone.

If she does that ... will tell her I'll text her later on day , have to go to ATM. Then do not text her , just get on the plane. Revenge is sweet.

But then Eyes might smell a ‘trap’ and not text and not come. They are a cunning lot the Flips. She will share my text message with Spotter , who might advise ‘trap’.

Eyes was more value to me , Spotter was starting to go down the gurgler , hence the cellphone theft I suppose. If I lose Eyes , I have to start all over again from scratch.

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Put P3000 cellphone down as experience. A reminder not to trust anyone , especially in monger countries.

Time to reflect. Certainly can not call Escape-4 a good trip. Will have to find out what I did wrong and avoid same in future.

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Off to Tomrest , its around 9.15am and receive text from the ‘phantom’ cell phone , the one that is supposed to be mine , but most probably is Eyes. No one signed off msg , so don’t know who is texting me. It says “Waiting for you” (Tomville). So is it Eyes quick off the mark for P3000 or Spotter with a story or even maybe my new cellphone ?

Exiting Tomrest Taxi driver recognises me. This is not the first time this has happened from Tomrest. Some drivers seem to hang around Tomrest. I asked him how come he remembers me from two weeks ago. He said “Your a gentleman”. Consequently I give him a nice tip ... flattery .... shades of Thailand and extraction of money : ) "You hansum , you sexy" (Thailand)

Get back to Tomville , curious to know who is in Reception waiting for me ... Eyes for P3000 or Spotter ? Enter Reception and its Spotter. We go up to my room. Look at her hand , she is holding my new cellphone. Take it off her. Give her P1000 tip reward for being honest , but don’t say that , just say ‘thanks’ (for the melodrama’s) . Mention of the police might have done the trick , or the thought she too might pick up 3000 did the trick. Dont know. All I know is 2nd cellphone does not come to the Philippines again : )

Gave Spotter P1000 to pass on to Eyes. No time to wait for Eyes , who might be at Uni for all I know. Told Spotter had problem with ATM (not true) , so only have 1000 for Eyes and her. Eyes then texting me every 60 secs , she’s become emotional at my departure. She says she only got P500 from Spotter. Didnt have time to hand to Eyes personally the P1000. Spotter dishonest again. I txt Eyes and tell her Spotter fired. Eyes gets scared and says no its ok P500 is fine "Please do not fire Spotter". Confirms Spotter is Eyes bully. Then later , told Eyes I’m at airport already (not true). Enough of the drama's.

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Time to reflect. Certainly could not call Escape-4 a smooth trip. Lots of ups and downs. At least I held onto my Contacts (Eyes and Spotter). Have sufficient detailed info on Eyes to contact her direct next trip. Will give Spotter a big miss. Hope Eyes is courageous enough to take the chalice ... job opportunity. That's two jobs she will have 1. Blow Job me 2. Recruiter. So long as Spotter does not know I am in town (Esc5) alls well for Eyes. Otherwise Eyes will not usurp Spotters job.

Will not tempt the poor again. You can make a thief out of a good person if you tempt that good person often enough. Not saying Spotter was ever a good person , but do not tempt the poor.

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Nothing more to say , back to reality.

Esc4 was so different it will keep me going for months. Honk , video and audio , helped make it different. New fresh pussy , not really , bit of a disappointment there , but it has to come to an end someday. Maybe this is the first of many such trips : )

On way to airport hot meter (taxi) , 90% more than it should be. Driver says : "I dont know , first time I have this car". He does know. No doubt he has been looking at his lovely meter ticking away faster than it should all the way , 90% faster. I give him P150 , and out the taxi I go. Driver does not contest the P150 cause Security around and I could make a big fuss about hot meter , driver then reported by Security etc , and then risk of losing drivers licence , fine etc. P150 is what it costs for that trip. Driver knows and I know : )

Spotters theft of Eyes P500 seems to indicate she intended to steal cell phone. Gave her Eyes share to pass on cause had no time to wait for Eyes to come to my room , had to rush off to airport , especially cause flips , eg Eyes , can come an hour late = I’d miss the plane.

Will not contact Spotter ever again. She can not be trusted. For an extra P500 in the short term , she has lost a long term cash cow (me).

At airport : Arrive at Airport and feel like I am in a safe zone , no beggars , hustlers and rip off artists and all those girls who want a piece of my body (atm). Once inside , find there are 50% more Koreans than any other nationality. 90% of airport announcements were in the Korean language. I told passport control lady .... "You will need a Korean visa to visit the Philippines , soon" She appreciated my sarcasm. Koreans must make a significant contribution to Phil economy. Money is everything nowadays. Years ago , a persons character was important. Not really any more , money is the one : )

Before entering 'lock down' ie the final departure lounge , enter Airport Coffee Shop to type the above out .... Korean woman working behind counter. The signs are there : ) 

SUMMARY : 

So , I went overseas to pay people to rip me off.

Not very encouraging.

On the plane I go , and to sanity (home) , where there is a semblance of honesty.

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FLIPS .......................... Dishonest , unreliable , naturally friendly and sexy.

THAIS .... .................... Mercenary , pretty hookers but paid performances/relationships only. Nothing much natural comes from regimented Thais : )

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Thommo .... ................. A fool , honest , reliable , friendly , but not very sexy.

He should retire immediately : ) 

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And yes , there will be more Escapes , cock ups , fresh green grass , and the like , in the future.

Too late in life to change the programme now : ) 

1. Join the 'Resistance' , and .... 

2. Do not fly Cebu Pacific Air : ) 

And yes , of course , this is 'Provincial' riding me on my death bed , not. My cellphone shot , not. Clip taken from Internet , yes : )

 

 

Thommo

Re-entry .. and .. Reality !