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Bilge ........... BELOW

 

Philippines Lots of complying House Maids in the Phils. I have placed her on this page too , cause I like her. Complying house maids have always been my favourite : )

 

 

MORE  waffles ? 

 

Yes there's 8 more years of waffle pages , with Pics/Images.

Starting from year 2002 to year 2011. Year 2011 is below.

To find years 2002 to 2010 :
 

1. Go to Google or another search engine

2. Type in , example : "whorist articles waffles -1" and you will get the very first waffle in the year 2002 , with Pics/Images etc , when whorist.com started.

First waffle numbered '1' , last one , this one , numbered '34'. Thirty four long pages with pics/images etc. 

 

To get Waffle pages 2 to 33 , just subsitute '1' for any numeral 2 , 3 , 19 , 22 , 32 ........ whatever you choose , and you will get that particular numbered waffle page. 

Example , you want Waffle No.32 ?  , then enter in search engine  : "whorist articles waffles - 32" , and you have got it. Nine years of waffles , with Pics/Images , numbered 1 to 33 available to you via search engine as described in instructions above. 

Enjoy !
 

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WAFFLE .34. (last official Waffle) : 

 

Item No. 29. (Waffle No.34) 17th November 2011

SAD

SORRY

Cause I think the logical thing is to shut down this Waffle series. Yeh , I know , never got around to adding 8/9 years of missing waffles pages 'n Pics to this website (Mk2 website). My heart was not in it , that is , transferring all that stuff from the Mk1 website to this Mk2 one. Hell of a lot work involved in that , I tell ya. 

FORUM is better place for me to Waffle. See General Discussions (forum)  ..... "Thommo Talks" , thread. Click that and you will get info , waffle etc , from me. No need to join Forum to read , no need , just click Enter and read.

Adding to a website page takes more effort than typing in the automated Forum , thats for sure. Always been one for taking the easy way out , so grabbing that opportunity right now ..... Forum in future , no more items/articles on this page.

Nothing lasts forever. Changing with the times , so Forum it is , as of today (see "Thommo Talks" , thread).

Fun , fun , its gotta be fun or forget it.

PS : And so far it has been fun : )
 

PPS : DIARY , my Escape-8 diary re October sojourn in Philippines is online , as from 23rd November 2011.

For masochists only : )
 

 

28. 29th September 2011

This item/waffle removed. Signed : Admin

 

27. 20th September 2011

 

Following waffle of mine , has been taken from Forum (20th Sept 2011). Might be of interest to folks who do not read the Forum :

 "Fortunately Thais do not shoot themselves in the feet as much as my favs Flips do. I am a bit worried about Phils right now ... deterioration cause of the 'Cleansing Police' , particularly Angeles.

 Yes , I used to think Thailand was heavily dependant on sex tourism , in fact always thought it was number one in their economy , but over years have read repeatedly in newspapers , the Thai Government reckons regular Tourists , mums and dads outnumber sex tourists and spend more ! We dont see em , cause we are not at the zoo , having elephant rides etc like they do. They dont see us , cause we are having different 'rides' , not Western Woman , ie , Elephants but the slim , sexy Thai girls. 

 I think tourist income rates about 3rd in the economy (from newspaper articles)  , not sure where we figure , lol. Hence the cleansing drives by Thaksin , maybe his Sister now , and others , ie , preserve the 'real' economy , and of course avoid "loss of face" via media talking about Thai prostitution etc all the time.

 For sure , when government has cracked down hard on sex trade , the girls came out on the street complaining lol. Loss of face (government) for sure , international newspapers gave such much publicity , lol. You'd think hotels , restaurants , girls , bars etc would go broke if they went too far with their cleansing = I think they will just tame sex industry down even more ! Dont think they will actually close em down , too much disruption to peoples lives , too many complaints from too many Thais , including the families in the rice fields back home depending on us fucking their daughter/s and ensuing cash flow , some of which ends up in their laps (rice fields).

 Another factor the government depends heavily on ... Police maintaining law and order. If they close down sex venues wholesale , Police Superintendents will not be happy , they depend heavily on bribes from sex industry. Hotels , Restaurants , a million girls (?) , Airlines , taxi drivers , big investors in Bars (including Thais)  etc etc .... too many involved. Not number one in economy , but up there , up high enough to cause real problems for the government if they ever decided to close down wholesale.

 I think corruption will ensure the sex industry continues , but unfortunately in a way that satisfies Western Women and brow beaten Western Men (married to an Elephant of a woman , cant get to Thailand etc , lol). Thais are concerned what the West says and thinks about them = they will tame it down even more.

 Here we go again (reminiscing) ..... when I arrived in Thailand 1978 (Phils 1974)  , it was 'natural' , the sex industry , functioning seemingly without any concern from the government , then 'political correctness' creeped in , and media started making a big fuss over raunchy Thailand (and Phils).  Nowadays I have to have a second think about what I am doing and how I am doing it. Old days , natural , "just do it" , lol. 

 No Internet in 70's 80's helped keep what was going on 'secret' , now even grandma next door knows why I go to Philippines and Thailand , lol.

 So we can not wind back the clock , we have to make best of a deteriorating situation. As I said recently on this Forum (Phils) testosterone/estrogen (and corruption)  will find a way around anything they throw at us  , lol.

 "Dont despair , it'll always be there" (sex).

 

 

 26. 23rd August 2011

This item/waffle has been removed. Signed : Admin. 
 

 

25. 6th July 2011

Brief article removed. Signed "Admin'.   

 

24 Thurs 3rd of March 2011

Re advert Fling..

Feedback re Fling.com service would be appreciated.

Thanks.  

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Lots been happening since I returned from Escape 6 in December. Mostly of the video kind.

Today purchased my first iPod , small external speaker. Got 3 girls to do some sexy stuff in my room last trip. 

Next trip going to play music through iPod and little external speaker , so they can strip tease or 'dance' to it. Gonna buy a pale blue bed sheet on arrival in Phils , stick to wall with Gaffer tape , then tell the girls standing in front of the backdrop  .....Scene.1. Take.1 ..... Action (strip , dance sexy , whatever). 

Girls will be non hookers and semi hookers , not girls working regularly in the sex industry = got a bit of a fresh look about them (like the Fling girls on home page).

So my vids will be a mixture of observation type (interesting especially for newbies) , show dance type (skimpy bikinis) and nude/semi nude type (in the room , acting sexy). 

Losing weight so that I can put it on again during hols. Dont like to arrive with a bit of a bump in the stomach and then add to it whilst overseas (restaurant food and beer).

I've had prostate cancer for 14yrs now , got my worst test results ever in those 14 yrs few weeks ago. On return from Escape-7 trip have another test , if still bad or getting even worse , I will have to do something about it. Anyone know of a 15 storey building with a nice balcony ? lol 

Forum is ok , not brilliant. What is good , visitor numbers are just a smigdin under 90,000 a month. In 2002 , 300 per month , before new website (this one) 70/75,000. It's all happening ,

If I can get a cash flow you might find me living in Philippines/Thailand , then its on for young and old. Lots more to write about , video about.

Did I tell  you about the Cherry Girl (virgin) I met on Escape 6 who emailed me and asked me for money for her baby son ? ha ha , good one. 

Sumo Sisters have definitely left the building , good. I do not eat unique cake anymore , and do not drink half strength coffee anymore. I buy a bottle of water at bakery for $2.50 , sit and read the paper at their tables. Bit cheeky , but hey the owner changed the recipe on my unique cake , I didnt like it = stopped eating cake , then further on , stopped drinking half strength coffee. His new recipe has cost him some : )

In connection with video project , needed appropriate music to play for strip tease girls and dance girls (in my room , nude , semi nude).

Did not know titles/artists , but knew if I saw the title/artist , could play demo for 30 secs and confirm its the song I was looking for. Chose Amazon.com cause they had MP3 clearly marked on their website and they sold single songs , one off transactions. So , started looking through their list of 15 million songs lol. Got to the 6,000th listed song and tossed it in. By then had written down 30 great songs for my 'nude/semi nude' project. It took me many hours to skip through 6,000 entries as you could imagine , but I was determined to get the right songs , some 70's , 80's , others very recent.

Downloaded amazon software , supplied them with personal details , etc etc. Clicked "buy" and a window pops up "We only sell within USA" !!!!!

Only other one reco'd by Guru was iTunes , spent a lot of time trying to download their tunes on an MP3 I bought for $60. No luck. Back to another shop , bought a $250 iPod. Had lots of trouble finding the tunes i downloaded on my iPod , but hours down the track solved the prob with help of about 5 dif people , Guru being the main one.

Bought some Gaffer tape to stick bed sheet against wall as back drop. Its going to be fun. Escape-6 I got erections video-ing three dif girls behaving sexy in front of video camera. There will be plenty of erections next trip (Escape-7) cause there are going to be more girls. Unlimited supply of girls , unlimited (non whores in the main). Got Contacts known for many years who supply.

I can hear Hollywood calling : )

OK , its 1am , off to iTunes (online) and buy about 25 more songs. This morning take cheapy $20 external speaker back , it doesnt work. Being a Movie Mogul wasn't meant to be easy. Its a hard , hard life.

Forum , fella's forum. Its the new happening. I write much more often in the Forum  , nowadays. 

Signed ........ Sir Thomas of Mollberry Hill (where all the Molls reside)

23. Tues 28th December 2010

Decided to place Escape-6 Diary online , warts and all.

Ended up somewhere around 60/70 pages long.

For those with nothing better to do (read). Some pics too.

Finding it : Home Page. Diaries button x click. 
 

 

 22. Monday 27th December 2010

 
I was in Philippines and Thailand for 21 days during Nov - Dec 2010. Visited Angeles , Bangkok , Pattaya , back to Angeles again and then Tomtown (Phils). Had my kind of fun , but the diary I wrote at d' Front , does not do justification to what I experienced.

For the regular Monger , Diary was too long (50-60 pages)  , and too much talk in it about non sex matters. Hence got the chop. 

Will , in due course , place some Pics of girls I met and comments of that trip on this page.

Collected 300 gigabytes of video , yes gigabytes. Something like 300/400 individual vids. Over time I will process them , and place them online one day. Maybe 2/3yrs down the track. To ensure continuity of supply , need to stockpile them before releasing any.  

Whorist numbers were down in Bangkok/Pattaya.  And there was a blatant excess of girls over guys in Angeles, another indication that whorist high season numbers were down. Tomtown (Phils) turned out to be a little bit of a surprise video-wise , and think I will be visiting it again next trip. 

Anyone contemplating visiting Thailand/Phils in the near future should find it a buyers market. Lots of girls , and for a high season , lower than usual numbers of Mongers. 

Get back to ya  .......... T
 

 

21. Sunday 12th December  2010

 

 There are two items in  this post :

 

1.  This item removed. Signed : "Admin'.

 

2. Never say die Thommo , does it again :

 

I have returned from my latest 21 day tour of duty , Thailand and Philippines , washed out , and tired.

My advancing age , and the fact I burnt the candle at both ends , returning home to my hotel room 5.15am once , 3/4am often , and was active during the day also , was too much for my ageing body and brain , but alas I got value , didn’t waste time.

Theoretically it was high season , but in reality it was not. I would put it somewhere between low season and high season. The global recession is kicking in , folks just can not add any more to their credit cards , as in days of old , it seems.

But it was high season for me , I kept active , and rate Escape 6 as one of my better tours of duty for some time. In the video world , I harvested well. Sexually I abstained a lot , as I am becoming increasingly conscious of my age (soon to be 74) as compared to my sweet , charming , sexy targets (late teens/early twenties). Embarrassingly so. They don't care , but I do . And I simply refuse to screw anyone over 22yrs of age . With me its been 'all or nothing' during my life  , quite often it now means 'nothing' , especially when I am staring at a 19yr old and feel guilty : )

Eventually I will get around to submitting my report to you my Masters , the active mongers of this world.

For the time being , I suggest you hop across to Sir Lancelots page and see what he has got to say. He is the future : )

Signed .... Your obedient servant , and pervert extra-ordinaire ........... T 

 

20. Thursday 28th October 2010

 

Well , it was 1.30am , I woke up , and felt a Waffle coming on. Only problem is , by the time I got up , put some gear on and got to the keyboard , I had forgotten what I was going to say. But a waffle is a waffle , its not saying something , its saying nothing …….. and I now had nothing to say…………..so here it is (nothing) :

Yesterday I had a crash off my bicycle. One that I would place in the top three crashes of my bicycle career , a career lasting more than 10yrs now I would say. Have had about 15/20 crashes , but this one was up there with the best.

Twas flying down the bitumen road , came to the bottom where I have to cross over another road , a T junction of sorts. Was frantically looking left and right multiple times. The road was clear , looks like I can continue on flying across to the other side. Left right , left right my head went. Left right , then looked straight ahead , as I turn the front wheel hard left …

Oh oh …….. too late my front wheel has just hit a muddy patch whilst I am turning hard left , I knew what was going to happen next. Off the bloody bike I go , it shoots ahead of me about half way across the road , I quickly get propelled across the same road , not far behind it.

Main thing is …. no cars are coming : )

Fact that I have slammed onto the road at speed is irrelevant : )

Helmet went flying. I get up and see my $80 shirt is ripped , blood , elbow is hurting. Above knee , blood and hurting. To cut a long story , I am all bandaged up. Benadine , or whatever its called on wounds , cotton pads chicks use to put powder on their face , and which I use daily to shampoo my eye lids etc (blepharitis which leads to pain in the eyes) , then some left over stretch stuff , then some masking tape to hold it all together. The local hospital would be proud of me. Did you ever see the “Mummies Curse” (movie) ? Mummy ex coffin , that is. You’d have to be born about 73yrs ago to see it. Bandages reminded me of that movie , only the guy in that movie had the bandages around his head , mine elbow and above knee.

After the spill , got to town , and yes last couple of days , broken down. Back to eating that unique cake and you know what that goes with it. Now , after crash , need it more than ever. Reading the paper in amongst all the young spunks who work there , actually one in total , only. Reading the paper and got a much needed lift. Headline says : “Mugabes wife in bed with Banker”

Well , I knew it was not me she was in bed with , as I am no Banker , and I just do not have enough banana's for someone like her  : )

Yeh it seems the governor of Zimbabwe’s Central Bank , a Mr Gono (I think it should be .. “Mr Gone now”) … the same governor who presided over Zimbabwe’s hyper inflation … was giving Mugabes Missus extra large amounts of cash for her shopping sprees in foreign countries. She is about 40yrs or so younger than Mugabe , naturally. I mean if a chick is not 40/50yrs younger than ya …. you don’t shag her , right ?

Yeh so Robert is too old for her , this Gono , has got the gonads and was shafting her for 5yrs or more. The story goes .. Roberts sister told him about the ‘affair’ on her death bed about 18months ago , but he has done nothing about it. Why ? Does he lack gonads ?

She most probably felt obliged to give Mr ‘Gonads’ some honey , after all that shopping money he gave her. Honey for money , its been going on down the ages. It’s what makes the world go around : )

So Mr Gonads has disappeared , now that it has become public. His life is in danger. One thing Robert is sensitive to … bad publicity.

In the past Mr Gonads boasted that he was “being head hunted as a future leader of the World Bank due to the success of his policies". Hyperinflation = success ?

I can tell you one thing , he is head hunted , not by the World Bank , by Robert himself.

And his wife had better find someone else to finance her shopping therapy.

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That’s it , 2am , waffle finished , mission accomplished.

Forum … is poodling along. You have got 24hrs to post something , otherwise banished from whorist.com for life : )

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Spent a day and a half wrestling with this/that video recording , ended up with a master piece , of sorts. This time its for real …. Hollywood bound. Proudly showed how I did this/that without any help from KidGuru. He said “what , you did it that way”.

Then he shows what I found out in 36hrs , he showed me another way to do it , took him 2 mins , and yes it’s a superior way to mine.

It’s unfair some people are born with it , others not so.

Grey matter. Never had it , now in ageing process have it even less so.

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Well , if that wasn’t a waffle , what was. You have been warned. Come to this page and this is the kind of stuff you can expect.

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Tally Ho , Tally Ho.
 

 

 

19. Friday 22nd October 2010

 

Tally Ho ... you can hear the trumpets call ... the hunt is on !

November to March is the high season proper. The girls are on heat , ie hot , for you , or is it your money. Think it might be the latter : )

Remember Nana’s Angel Disco in days of old , packed to the rafters , plus a hundred or more girls hanging around the nana car park lot outside ? Owners got greedy , started charging too much for entrance then drinks = disco took a dive others elsewhere popped up eg Spicey etc , then eventually Angels Disco crashed altogether. Who said “Greed is Good” , not so.

Then about three months ago , a new disco started up at Nana Hotel , called “Liquid’ something or other. They should have called it ‘Amber Liquid” ie beer. Whattya reckon ?

Slow to start of course but word coming in its reasonably well catered for by the hookers to 5am , nowadays. Location , location. Its so conveniently located. Add to that , and more interesting is the car park , starting to fill up with hookers they say. Escape 5 trip I took videos of girls there , only 30 or so then , more nowadays I am told.

This is the latest most exciting change in Bangkok .. Nana Disco re-emergence. Anything that gets us back to the good old days is a good change , though doubt it will ever get to Baht200/300 for an all night girl , as in days of yore. “Outside fuck the dog” the hooker said to me , 1978 , Grace Coffee Shop , when I mistakingly offered her Baht100. Memories : ) No internet and no Thommo to advise correct prices then.

Pattaya , following persistent police raids , beach road hooker numbers dropped drastically , currently on beach road numbers have improved slightly. The cops can not keep raiding forever and the mums and dads tourists who wanted beach road cleaned up , can go elsewhere : ) The new Pattaya Beer Garden is not as slack as previously , nice place , good sea view , I hear. Will check it out next trip.

Angeles City was under threat for a while recently. Apparently USA has offered Phils a $250 million loan , provided they clean up “sex trafficking” , which Filipinos think includes go go bars etc. Bizarre don’t you think ? Some bars were closed down , including the big baby ‘Forbidden City’ … small number still remain closed , but Angeles raves on.

Tomtown has become too popular with ageing whorists. Pace suits em. Angeles and Manila for the younger whorist/monger it seems.

Well , when I stepped up to the keyboard this morning thinking I would be good for a lengthy waffle , but not so , I have run out of steam already.

Keep sending those quirky ‘Contact’ messages to me lads, an example of such x 2 in the 18th October waffle below. One of the more amusing ones recently : “I want to eat and fuck all night”. Thats his message in total. Not a word more. I don’t know if he wants to eat , then fuck all night , or he wants to eat out the chick and fuck her all night”. Amusing , these ‘Contact’ messages. Two finger typists I suppose , plus exited school rather early in life , I suspect : )

Forum , six days from launching is moderately successful. Has potential to get busy methinks. Still got problems with new website , KidGuru is frantically trying to fix all of them before he leaves for overseas.

Don’t let the girls down , its high season , they need your prick and they need your money. Do not disappoint.

Tally Ho , Tally Ho ……..

 

18. Monday 18th October 2010 x 2 entries for ya ......

1. Copy of a rough email I sent to one of the 'brethren' today :

Yeh problems with website. Main one that bugs me right now , the revolving pics on home page are also on inner pages , not meant to be that way. end result text/layout on those inner pages buggered. anyway , hopefully it will be fixed some time soon. 

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Hope it was easy for you to find this new look website ...... 'blue baby'.

Its good bye 'black baby' (black pages) 15th Oct 2010 onwards , I hope : )

See special announcement in Forum.

Most of my bilge will be placed in the Forum , from this point on.

When I feel a Waffle coming on , I will return to this page ..... but that will not be often methinks.

Only time will tell.

Please send donations to Molly d' Moll Bangkok. It will help pay for this new website. Save me selling my tin shed to pay the producers of this new website.

Thanks : )

 

Signed ................. Sir Thomas of Mollberry Hill (where all d' Molls reside : )

Forum is where you will normally find stuff to read.

 

Friday 15th flash news ... yeh some problems with new website. Kidguru is working day and night to fix problems , eg rotating pic of girls on each page is not right. Supposed to be on home page only. Result of this ... text  jammed up on each page. This will be fixed within 24/48hrs.

EMAIL in and lets know what probs your having , might be different to ones I am experiencing. Kidguru will fix all problems , but take a little time. Tanks ..... T (15th after "lift off" and problems noted) 

 

Other than that right now , here’s some stuff you might like to read ……

Note : The text size on this new look website varies. Can not change it on this page to all one size right now. Oh well , here we go .......... 

 

1. Anon wrote in and said :

“Naturalness – Phil girls

Just wanted to let you know that I have to agree with you...while I spent a little more money in Angeles City, man I had a great time...great girls...I'm going back next weekend.

A little info...I stayed in the Edelweiss Hotel, their advertised rate is P900/night, they gave me a "promo rate" of P500/night for my first trip, and I just booked 3 more nights at the same price for my trip next week. They are just off of Fields Ave, about a 5 or 10 minute walk from the main strip. Room wasn't big or fancy, but it was cleaned daily, fresh towels, and shower/bathroom in room, free wifi, and cable tv so it was all I needed! As you would say...perfect for the budget banger” !

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2. Thommo’s reply to an email :

Yes i have had urethritis from papua new guinea girls. Never forget female doctor scolding me for blaming the girl for giving it to me. She said “the girl didn’t give it to you”. So where did I get it , from another man !  : ) 

In PNG they called it either NSU , or ‘dripping dick’. It goes away of its own accord . Anyway it did with me.

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Yes I know we are not supposed to fuck . we have to blame testosterone for that.

Testosterone is the enemy.

Testosterone is the food prostate cancer depends on , and its the reason we waste money and chase our tail all our testosterone loaded lives : )

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3. Rottweiler  .v. Wife/Girlfriend.

Sent in by Taipan ….

“The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory: 

Lock your wife and your dog in a garden shed / loft / garage / workshop or boot of the car, for an hour or more.

 
Then open it and see who's happy to see you” 

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4.

“Old and Ugly Hookers are Best”

Email sent in ……

“Dear Thomas,

P here. Travelling to Bangkok.

Am enjoying your website.

 
Could you please advise for my trip ?

 
I am into old boilers over 40. Like to give them a golden shower. Even scat play. 
The older the better. Can be ugly.

 
Where can I find them ?

Thank you”

P

 

Thommo : I gave P the best info/advice I could but ….

You guys would be more likely to know where they are , as I only have 22yr old 8’s and 9’s on my arm nowadays. Older I get , younger and prettier they become  : )

Please advise older ladies whereabouts. Nice to see someone interested in them. Hope for me yet … possibly it will come to : young girls interested in old guys (me)

Chickens and boilers , something for everyone : )

For the innocent and uninitiated , a boiler is an old chook you have to boil to make the meat tender, before roasting whatever. I think P has in mind , pummeling them (oldies) , till they become tender ? : )

P …  now young , wants old. When old , he most probably will want young.

Dats life , and we love it : )

Which reminds me , someone said … “We should be born old and grow young” Right now , I would agree with him. Like to be getting younger , not older : )

 

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5.

 

Finally ……

I had some waffle prepared just in case new look website was not launched according to plan (15/10/10). It looked like KidGuru was not able to get it all together on schedule , mainly cause he was depending on dumbhead me to help him , and it seems I hinder more than I help : )

So , here is what I wrote in anticipation of not meeting the schedule. Something for someone who wants more to read I suppose ……………..

 

SORRY
SORRY
SORRY

New look website – launch.

KidGuru , Technical Director (Computers) , of Whorist.com , Global , Multinational , Multisexual , Conglomerate, advises glitches affecting proposed new look whorist.com launch on 15^th October.

I can hear you now …. “I knew it”.

KidGuru sourced most of ‘new look’ programming out to a 3^rd world country. Now , have to get programmers to come down from the trees and fix the problems. This will take time and bananas : )  So , I  can not give you a definite date. Could be a few days or could be a more than that before your looking at new look whorist.com website.

Free sex for all , if I do not get the ‘new look’ website up within two weeks , ok ?

Yeh , free sex with my Rottweilers : )

Myself and a team of about a hundred (it seems) , have been struggling with this new look website for 15 months and also struggling to raise the $4500 that it has gobbled up. Will not be giving up now though . 5^th November it is , or your favourite Phil , Thai 8 or 9 babe , on me , gratis.

My main concern is , I think the Banana Boys have done a crap job on the programming cause the website when working on it is erratic and unreliable. No looking back , no going back to black page website. Unreliable new look website it is.  Kidguru disagrees , suspects its me that makes software ‘unreliable’ : )

Oh well its 3.45am , I woke up 3.30am , alert energetic , only thing to do is get up and tap tap something on this keyboard , eh ?

Yeh , feel guilty about not making launch date deadline , but my hands are tied. Reason for delay is technical. If I had a brain , I’d be technical too … then no waffles : )

The internet offers me great advantages , and problems at the same time. Don’t understand computers , and at times they do not understand me = freeze , on me !

 And yet I am happy right now. New keyboard  , new broadband connection , new pc (bought a year ago) , all connected , up and running nowadays.

But most importantly my new $450 radio I bought some time back , maybe 6 or more months ago , from the good ol’ USA , german brand Grundig , now American owned company , is blasting away in the background …. Led  Zepellin right now , AC/DC before that. And before that a local tuity fruity rock chick who has left her band and become a tv hostess. Sad , shame , miss her in that band. Once ya become a tv host , ya have to conform. As a rock star she did her own thing , and she did it well , good looks , hot pants , raucus rock voice. Oh well , nothing lasts forever. No doubt she is thinking tv is a longer career.   

Yeh dig that rather large Grundig of mine , its got sound , great sound. Had a band in another country years ago , after that a Disco. Name of my disco was called “Sounds Great”. Now is there anyone out there who danced to sounds great ? Top speakers , flew thousands of kilometers to discuss and have them tailored made for me. Great sound (JBL) and great power in those days 600 rms watts , four of them. Could do outdoor disco’s with those 5’ tall speakers. Took two of us to carry one speaker : )

They are playing a song on the radio right now , that I sang on stage. T. Rex and keywords to song is “get it on , bang the gong , get it on”. I used to change the words when the guys sang that chorus , used to sing over them ….  “take it off baby , take it off”. Love my corn (humour) , love it. Band members used to grimace when I did that , especially one night when we were at a Catholic College , Priest , Nuns all were there in the dance hall making sure I didn’t fuck any of their girls. Loved it , rebellion.

Of course the girls did fuck with me , otherwise I would have closed down the band. Band was only an excuse to get fucks , and fucks I got. As I have said elsewhere on this website , got more fucks standing on a stage singing , than I ever got with the Disco that followed. No respect for someone playing recorded music ( disco : ) Add to that , I was about 7 years older when I started the Disco. But most importantly my rock star fame had diminished , with younger band guys who had come up through the ranks : )

“Fair is youth and void of sorrow , nought it knows/cares of tomorrow”.

“Fuck now that the season of fucking is yours , and not your inheritors” : )

One of the reasons I am waffling along …. Told everyone we’d be on the new look website right now  , hence few people wrote in , awaiting the new website (whorist.com). Hence I have nothing much to post this week. Hence , a waffle like this is required : )

Don’t you just love it nowadays when folks repeat , repeat , eg “hence” (previous para) ? Gone are the good days when grammar was grammar. And everything is “really , really” , or “super super”. I think you get it. I really , really , hope so : )

When you eventually get onto new look whorist.com website … head straight for the Forum , that is where you will find something fresh. There will be no NEW page as such on the new website. Have a look at the Menu and you will see Diaries , Stories , Articles/Waffles. That’s where you will find this kind of stuff (Articles/Waffles).

As I said , free sex for all , if there is no new look website within two weeks.

You can start  by having free sex with ‘Heart’ of Escape-5 fame ,Spicy Freelancer disco , Chiang Mai (Thailand). She seemed to be fucking for free. Costs me nothing to refer you to her  : ) Actually , she is an Isaan babe , don’t usually go for those dark skinned ‘primitives’ , but she was certainly a cute one , and with a heart. How many times do you meet a Thai babe with genuine heart ? Not many. Thais are noted for being mercenary.

Thais often say to you (or at least to me : ) “You jai-dee” , that is , “You good hearted”. It can also be interpreted as “You sucker” , I suppose : ) Thais like kind hearted people , most probably cause they come across few of them within their own society ? Now , now , Thommo , no need to get nasty. Its now 4.05am and I must turn my attention to other matters , viz making sure the URL’s of the new look website are appropriate and working. Do not want “Page not Found” on launch day. When you get there (5^th Nov)  , please start Forum with an entry or two.

Apologies for delay of launch , if any delay , and Cheers …… T

Add : I have re-read the above and yes certify it as a genuine Waffle. Its all over the place , as a waffle should be. What else could you expect …. 73yrs old , and 4.25 in the morning  : )

Starting to think …. “I will miss my Waffles …. Where in the world can you waffle on to Eskimos , Russians , Zimbabwians etc” ? Yeh think I might keep it as a live section of the website itself (Waffles). There will be more 3.30am’s when I want to get up out of bed and Waffle , and my stats say folks actually read the stuff : )

One thing for sure , if I want to keep the website online , I’ve gotta stock up on banana’s : )

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Note : There is stuff on the Forum now , to read.

Your invited to place something on the Forum right now.

We live in exciting (whorist.com) times : )

16. Friday 24th September 2010 ...... 

Manila Bay Cafe. Yes , as advised before , La Cafe has been renamed as Manila Bay Cafe , and open for biz .... until the next closure : ) Pic sent in by Geoff.

15TH OCTOBER
15TH OCTOBER
15TH OCTOBER

IF all goes well , 15th October will be the day this black paged whorist.com website dies , and the 'new look' whorist.com website is launched.

If you have trouble accessing the new look website via your Favs/Bookmarks .... just type in : whorist.com and take it from there.

Fresh new stuff will be found in the automated Forum , there is no NEW page as such with the new look website.

No need to send reports etc in via email , for me to copy and paste. Just join the Forum and post it and any pics you have got , without me being involved.

Saun d' Enforcer will delete any fuglies (Pics : )

So there will be NO more new stuff pasted on to this page , it dies with the launching of 'new look' , 2nd millenium website. Goodbye 1st millenium website (this one : )

What colour is the new version ? Well , its easy on the eyes , thats for sure. I have noticed the difference since working on it.

 

CONTRIBUTIONS

Make sure you are the first , or one of the first , to contribute to the new website (via automated Forum).

The last lads to contribute to this collectors item , and current whorist.com website , are as follows :

 

1. Gordon Gekko : 
 
In Pattaya I used many whorist.com tips for my own safety and convenience. Reading this website is fun AND it saves money and time. So I touched ground on a new territory (it was my first time in Pattaya) with the best possible instructions from whorist.com.
 
I liked the buffets at the Lek Hotel, both the breakfasts and the diners. Not every day, but good for now and than. The breakfast buffet is really cheap at 110 baht and the diner buffet is 180 baht. I did see many smart whorists (same like me) eating alone. Maybe these guys all read whorist.com? That’s very likely.
 
But some guys don't care about "looking smart" in the morning: they take their fat and/or ugly complaining wifes to the Lek Hotel! Can you imagine? Maybe these guys have no brains or they enjoy a condition in which sexual gratification depends on suffering, physical pain, and humiliation. Some guys even take their children with them. That's a good idea!? Take your children to the biggest whore scene of the world. Not to mention your wife or girlfriend from the West. I felt an urge to just walk up to a table and ask: "Why do you take your fat heifer to Pattaya?" ;-)
 
Some guys take katoeys (ladyboys) with them to the buffet at Lek because that's okay and a perfectly normal thing to do. Of course!!! Okay, the people in Thailand are tolerant towards gays. I have no problem with them. Sometimes its just slightly annoying. Let me explain. If someone is gay: Fine, no problem. But to show up with a "wannabe-wife" makes a guy look like a "wannabe-gay" who is hoping that the other guests think that "he/she" is a woman??? Come on! Maybe it's equally stupid than bringing a cow from the west to Pattaya? B.T.W. enjoy the breakfast sausages. LOL ;-P
 
Hotel, 500 baht only
I stayed many nights in the Royal Hotel located in Soy B.J. My room was one or two levels above the tsunami-level, at least that's what I told myself. For me its best to take a room at the top-floor near an emergency exit. My room was only 500 bath per day, clean (tipped the cleaning lady 40 baht per day), good airco (on all day), big enough bathroom with hot shower, a fridge, and a closet (no safety box in the room) a good bed and no extra charge for taking a lady of the night. Hotel Royal has no swimming pool. For swimming I just walked to the Windy Inn. Eat breakfast there and swim for free or pay 100 bath for the pool inclusive the use of their towels. Soy B.J. is a small side-street from Walking Street so its location is ideal. The first times I walked though Soy B.J. some gatoys approached me. But after seeing me with so many different girls they stopped bothering me.
　
Lets start with Lek, she is quite a good whore. She works at the Cheers Cocktail Bar. I barfined her for long time and she promised me to stay until 8 o'clock in the morning. (but she broke that promise at 2 o'clock) BF 300 baht, lady 1000 baht. I took her to the Windy Inn and once inside the room I quickly lifted her skirt, pulled down her slip and I started to fuck her like a monkey. ;-P No, that was just my imagination. :-)
First Lek showered with me. She gave a perfect bbbj and of course I fucked her safe. Her body and skin are very soft. The doggy-style position was my favorite with Lek. The last strokes I bluntly removed the condom and I shot my load over her pussy. Plenty, plenty because I consume 1800 mg (!!!) vitamin E per day in Thailand. (thank you Whorist.com for the vitamin E advice) I jumped under the shower to wash my cock and to force myself to piss. That was my STD-prevention plan after going ten or fifteen strokes bare back in her cunt. ;-) Lets hope no STD.

As Gekko says .... "Lek she is quite a good whore ...... the doggy style position was my favourite with Lek"

Soi 6.
 
First a warning for the Pattaya fans: there are many corrupt police raids on the clubs in Soi 6 at the end of the month. If you happen to be inside (upstairs fucking a girl) you have no problem. At least ONLY IF the mamasan is able to pay the police. If she is not able to pay (enough): you will be in troubles. The end of the month is high risk for police raids in Pattaya because they must meet their corruption quota. 4 Club Raids in Soi 6 in one night ! happened in July 2010 (of course at the end of the month) The rumor is that the function of Police Commander in Pattaya is for sale at 80 million Baht (for Thai only). The next Police Commander will ask 300 million Baht and so on.
 
I fucked three different girls, in different Clubs in Soi 6. The prices are the same: 300 baht for the ST-room (towels and shower included) and 700 baht for the girl. These Soi 6 girls are true professionals, really. For example this Superstar girl. Just look at her picture. She works in a bar called "Superstar" in Soi 6, as you can see on her T-shirt. While fucking her I told her repeatedly: "bad girl, you are fucking for money! you are a BAD girl" ;-P and she liked that. No police raid that night -lucky for me- because I came like a bandit: hard and unlawful. ;-) I lost her name but she is a Superstar for sure.

Superstar. Gekko says : "You bad girl , fucking for money , BAD girl" ........ "I came like a bandit , hard and unlawful" : )  Thommo : Seems to be the basis of a good video. Perhaps next time we will install a secret camera in Gekko's room : )   Think I might try that one ... "you bad girl , fucking for money" I am quite sure if a Flip she'd grin from ear to ear. But I wouldnt risk it with a Thai , like Mr Gekko : ) Can just imagine it , Thailand : "You bad man , 73 yrs old , fucking a young girl like me" : )

 

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Chompoo a 9.5 on the Gekko Scale:
 
Many freelance girls in the Walking Street. Most of them are not so good looking but on one night I spotted a beautiful lady. I turned around and asked her: "where are you going?" Later Chompoo explained to me that she liked my approach. She refuses rude guys and she told me that if a guy touches her (on the street) that she doesn't go with him. Its clear that she selects her clients (this is true, she does) so the best advice is all the time: behave like a gentleman! ;-P Her going price for ST is 1200 baht. I told her: "that’s fine, please come with me" First she looked away but I asked again and now she followed me. I decided to take it easy on her and to use my best possible behavior. That worked like magic. She was smiling from ear to ear and she was relaxed. We showered separately and I gave her some space in the room. I adjusted to make her feel safe and relax. She slowly undressed and that was a jaw-dropper to say the least: Absolutely beautiful and huge tits. I needed a few seconds to process her body while she pressed her boobs slowly to my chest. I could no longer hide my excitement. Chompoo is a specialist: a perfect bbbj and than she held my cock between those huge tits. Smiling from ear to ear. Damn, she knew what to do! That night I had one of the best orgasms I ever had: really testing the outer limits of my Durex Elite condom. The last minutes must have looked like a rape-scene because I fucked her really hard: like a dog in heat. LOL, she liked it and she was smiling even more when I paid her: 1500 baht for ST.

Chompoo Walking Street. She was looking for a gentleman like Gekko. Lucky gentleman : )

I had a great time in Pattaya. One of the best "pay for play" places I have ever been. Thailand holds a strong number 2 position. However the Philippines is my personal number 1 destination. Why? I see the Thai whores like "real dolls with a heartbeat", but no heart.
 
Thai whores are great fucks (respect for that) but the Filipinas are superior in my honest opinion.
 
Gekko!

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Imagine .... from this point on , a report and pics , like the one above will be posted automatically by Gekko himself. No need to send to me via email.

Email address will always remain the same , by the way viz : ...whorist@hotmail.com

Handy for when you want to pass on to me phone numbers etc of hot women you have met. Please do not post on Forum , send via email to me : )

 

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2. Sent in by Taipan :

 

Little Johnny asked Mom what the 2 words that kids at school were using , mean ...........
"Pussy and Bitch".

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said:

"Oh, that's easy A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. 
A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy ."

"Thanks, Mom.." says Johnny.

He then found his Dad out in the garage.

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she gave me the right answer."

Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. 
Let me explain it like this."

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, 
a circle around the pubic area and said:

"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy”.

Article and Pic sent in by Taipan  She looks like she is thinking : "How much are you willing to pay , for whats in the ring " : )   I would put her at Pesos 5,000 short time , couldnt afford her LT price : ) An 8/9 in my books. What about you ? : )

OK dad then what's a bitch.

Dad replied : "Everything outside the circle".
 

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3. Michael (our conscience ?: )

"I have tonight read on Tripadvisor that LA Cafe Manila was closed down by the local government. In researching this further I found this summary by whorist.com : 
 
"MANILA OVERALL : For me .. LA Cafe is your bread and butter freelance spot. Other freelance places are worth visiting at least once , just in case. Seek and ye shall find. And so, for the time being, I conclude my notes on Manila".`
 
Do you not think this inappropriate recomendation of LA Cafe open to anyone to read on the Internet was bad for LA cafe. Anyone can read your website. Whilst I am sure it is invaluable to young inexperienced newbies. I think it should be born in mind that people like http://www.ijm.org/ will read reports.
 

Michael

 

Hello again,
 
Having read further the report
 
whorist.com/68New/2009/Lancelot-001.htm
 
I think whoever posted this for any housewife, child or priest in the Philippines for read on the internet is a F*****g idiot. Sure this is a typical sex tourists holiday but most conservative people would not understand and many would object.
 
This would affect the business of the mentioned bars.
 
Michael

 

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Thommo : Him .. "Housewife , child or Priest" ? Me .. Are they searching for sex hooker websites ?

Him .. "Recommendations bad for La Cafe" ? "It would affect the business of La Cafe" ! Me .. Yes it would , it would increase business. Free advertising. Is that bad ?

Gentlemen ... I give up : )

Tell me .. who is the fucking idiot ? What substances are these guys on ? : ) 
 

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4. Steve :

 
"Well this is my 6th visit to the Philippines,  usually go diving  and whoring in equal quantities around the Philippines and Thailand.
 
Anyway arrived on the 2nd Sep after a 25 hour flight from the UK via Bangkok, and took a yellow taxi from the airport to City State Tower (my usual stay in Manila).  After checking in and showering I went for a walk to the local Robinsons Mall for something to eat.  After lunch I decided to have a coffee and watch the world go by so chose Figaro’s and sat at one of  their outside tables,  within 5 minutes a looker sat at the table and started up a  conversation, finding out if I was interested and when I suggested later in the evening she asked for my number and I gave her my card.  She then took a short call and spoke tagalong.  A  minute or two later an older woman approached who obviously knew the girl and soon they were talking in Tagalog,   The older woman then turned to me  and apologised for the younger girl saying that she was new from the provinces and was a virgin even though clearly in her  late 20’s.  (alarm bells started to ring as expecting to be suddenly asked for high price as a supposed cherry girl and maybe still not complete the deed.)   The older woman then said that she had more experienced girls and would send one to my hotel.  Suddenly she was saying she would send young girl to my hotel.  (Alarm bells were definitely now ringing…as I had heard of scams where young underage girls were caught in hotel rooms by the Police in order to extort money from an unsuspecting punter.)   I made my excuses of being tired from jet lag and left,  however as I had given the girl my card I then over the next three days kept receiving txt messages asking to call her or give my hotel details so a girl could be sent.
 
I am not certain that the above was a possible scam, or whether it is just me being overly wary but if you think may be a scam it may be of use to other whorists.
 
Anyway after this unexpected start,  I made a visit to the newly named Manila Bay Café,   here even though it was a Saturday evening lots of customers but very few girls,   one stunner kept doing her tour of the lower floor before disappearing off upstairs and after an hour or so she left alone !  Apart from her the girls flocked  around the few Korean guys in the bar,  there was however one  woman who definitely attracted attention mid 30’s, having dyed blonde hair, big boobs but what was striking was her tattoos, she was covered from head to toe  including boobs and was happy to show them off !
Anyway I left and walked back to my hotel  thinking that it would be a quiet start to my time in the Philippines and I would have a  few days in Puerto Galera and Angeles ahead.   Arriving back at the hotel (there had been a couple of Filipino wedding parties at the hotel during the day)  I took a seat in the lobby and watch some of the wedding guests pass by (mentally scoring the girls as they passed) Anyway I was just about to return to my room when one of the guests sat next to me very attractive 40’something woman dressed in her finery,  she smiled and started conversation asking where I was from and how long I would  be in the Phil etc.   When I explained that I was off to Puerto Galera the next morning she said it was a pity as she would like to get to know me better,  Well I suggested a drink and we went across the road to the nearest bar  where we had a few drinks and enjoyed each others company.    After this we returned to my room where I was treated to an evening of energetic sex,  most definitely very enthusiastic,  after a few hours she whispered that she had to go,  and when I offered to get her a taxi was surprised to find that she had a room in the hotel and was only leaving as her daughter would be missing her.  Anyway she gave me her number and we have arranged a further evening when I return to Manila in 2 weeks.
 
Yours Steve

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5. Anon (lost the name .... "so many call , so few are chosen" : )

"Arrived from the ASEAN mainland into the PI early yesterday morning, for a bit of shopping and (a lot of) fun. Main purpose is to check out CEB, as I have not been there before. Made a mental note to try at least 1 place on my 'Misses' list in MNL from the last trip:

Cafe Havana, Harrison Plaza for mall pickups, Bautista whore houses, Quezon City Clubs.

Mall Pickups - Robinsons Malate

3pm on a Thursday afternoon and in a span of a coffee, I counted at least 6-7 girls (1 or 2 a little scruffy) walking circles around the entrance, driveway and fountain out front. Number includes at least 1 or 2 baklas (TVs/she-males). Starbucks was buzzing, with no tables available outside. There was definite talent around here. Walking around inside the mall yielded less promising results, but then again I had *real* shopping to do!

Is it me or does there seem to be less Asian tourists these days because of the Mendoza incident? Reminder to self: avoid buses and disgruntled (and armed!) government employees.  Interesting if not a little disconcerting to also note that related news to the incident is still making headlines in the Philippines Star and on RPN News. Yesterday's issue of the Star featured somebody innocuously named 'Rose'... who apparently gave Mendoza a lift to the Police Barracks where he got armed.

Cafe Havana

One look at this place this wet night at about 9 pm and I knew it was not my scene. Me: over-aged raver (mid-late 30s) and Asian expat from an ASEAN country living in a 3rd ASEAN country. 

There was a table of older FLs sitting outside at Starbucks next door actively scoping the foreign men (mostly caucasian) arriving in groups or already with their dates. None I would care for. Some of the girls quite 'country', looking totally out of place at a Mall such as Greenbelt. Lone causasian gent (looked to be in his 60s) in jean shorts quietly nursing a beer at one of the tables outside. 2 big white guys with their posse of Pinays. A group of guys making the rounds, one wearing a polo shirt that said 'US Embassy, Manila, Philippines' on it. Small groups of (older) MILF-type Pinay talent at a table here and there.Nah. Did a couple of walk-pasts but did not care to stay for even a drink.

Manila Bay Cafe, aka the now-defunct LA Cafe

Due to the recent closure, this place is a pale shade of its former self. Walked in late last night, the downstairs bar was quite full, but the numbers seem to be about half of what they used to be. Went upstairs, the cover charge was quickly 'waived'. No bands playing as they have left for greener, more stable pastures. Band area practically empty. Korean contingent in the section by the long bar was still just that, only several tables occupied. Both pool tables were being used. 

Stayed for a drink and left for EDSA Complex, where I pulled a sweetie at about 3 am for the usual PHP1600 BF. Gave her a PHP2500 'tip' as she left at about 11 am".

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6. Manila by "Anon"

 
Well back to Manila for work and pleasure. It was great to be back again when the company is paying.
 
Stayed at the Pan Pacific which is very central in ermita. Cost is $200 per night and while a little expensive is very nice and have no problems with guests. They will ring in the morning to ensure that you are happy for them to leave
First night off to the EDSA 'complex' which was quite. Had a drink or two in Firehouse but found the girls only average. Then on to 'Kitten Club' which is large but none of the girls seem to want to Dance. I do enjoy when the Koraens walk in as every girl does start to move a little more. Very quite. Despite this found a something to my taste in 'Kitten Club' snd decided I wanted an early night. Big mistake as she decided that she wanted to do it all night long. Very slow the next morning .
 
Great to see the Manila Bay was opened so the second night check out the scene. Plenty of 4-5 down stairs and while only early could see a number of 6-7 moving to the upstairs section. As was tired from the night before just had about 4 beers before moving upstairs at 10.00 pm. About 20-30 girls looking around so found a decent 7 and sat and talked for a while. She was friendly and we decided to head back to my hotel about 11.00pm. 
 
Next night Back to the Manila Bay Cafe and found it alive on the friday night . Found my number 7 from last night so decided to sit and talk. After about 5 beers and starting to see with my beer goggles ask to take her to dinner. She said if a friend could join us. I said give me a look at the friend. Holy sh_t a beautiful lady from Thailand comes over and introduces herself as the friend. Much to say off to dinner at the a restaurant beside the US embassy on the bay (forgot the name but excellent food) and then back to my hotel. Still have the smile today on my face with both ladies. As the US navy was arriving on saturday decided to place both on the pay roll for the next 2 days (3,000 each for the two days). Had a great time as they showed me around manila and the bed room. Loved walking to breakfast each morning on the 20th Floor with two ladies.
Decided with my last night would go alone so off to the 'Isis' club at the traders hotel for a bit a slap and tickle. Bar fine high for PHP 2,000 but the show at 10.00 pm is worth a look. Girl wanted PHP 2,000 the next day which is in line with a long time in Manila. 

Can not wait until my next visit.
 
Anon

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7. Eduardo

 

Part.1.

"I just left pattaya...I was there for a week, and it was too much for me. I have to rest a couple of days at bangkok's khao san (cheaper accomodations) and then move for 2 nights to nana area. and then back to mexico :(
 
few comments about Pattaya:
 
It seems to be now the norm 500 ST and 1000 LT at the beach area. For me, I dont like LT. I rather do two ST, and have the girl leaving the room once she finish her job, letting me have a good nigh rest. In the other hand, I found that earlier in the night, the girls are not willing to take ST clients. By the way, Im 100% mexican: brown skin, black hair, 1.75mts tall, well builded...but it seems as if the people here confused me with arab or some related nationality... many girls at the beach road avoid me (earlier in the night) when I approached her. Even at the gogo bars, they allways asked me for my nationality and as soon as I said: Mexican! no problem. However, at a couple of places, access was denied to me.
 
Anyway, I want to tell you about my favorite places in pattaya: Angel Witch and Baby dolls.  Both at walking street. Angel Witch has some of the must creative and erotic shows. Beer is quite expensive: 150 your drink, and a little bit less girls. Have no idea about bar fines, nor ST/LT prices...for me, is getting hot at gogo bars and then do my hunting at beach road. Next place is babydolls...wow. Beer just 45 for leo until 9:30 and then 85. Girls tequilas 105 baht, and if you are sitting next to the show areas free BJ for you. As long as you pay for girl's tequilas the BJ continues flowing even if you are not inviting the girl who is providing the service.
 
Tomorrow I will move back to nana hotel, and then getting ready to say goodbay to asia for a long time...
 
Regards,
 
Eduardo"

 

Part.2.

 

"Thomas,

I'm back at Mexico :(

I just want to update you briefly:

Finally the sky train link between bangkok and the airport is working now.  For now, the rate is merely 15 baht at have two options: express and regular. From BTS Phaya Thai takes 30 minutes, and from  Petchaburi Makkasan just 15 minutes. I know that eventually the price will rise to 150 per trip, but still is a good option.

Many beer bars at firs floor at nana plaza are under reconstruction, so the plaza looks a little bit strange.  

The disco at nana hotel is amazing. There are many  ladies after 1 am,  and all of them are fighting to attract your attention (even for a hindu/arabic/mexican man as me!).  Best of all, ladies are dancing freely and dress as regular ladies...so sexy.

Finally I decided to paid the barfine for a girl at one of the beer bars in front of nana hotel. This was my first beer fine, because I thought it was better to put my money into the street girls. My mistake. The bar fine was merely 300 baht and the service was a lot superior than those offered by street girls.  I think it makes sense to pay BF and have at least some warrant for the service...

by the way, as a final comment, I must tell you this story:

while my last day at bangkok, I invited one of the girls standing outside the parking lot at Nana Hotel. I told her 500 baht for a 2 times trip, and she said:700. I did agree with this, but when finally we get into my room I noticed the girl to pushy to make me rush. At some point I told her that I was not happy with this, and after a couple of minutes of argument the girl simply exploited: she began to screaming at me asking for the money; I told her I will give her no money at all because basically she was with me less than 5 minutes.  More screamings more treads on me, and finally she leave the room leaving me a little bit afraid of my own security. I decided to not tempt my luck and stayed at my room alone. No good!

My best regards for you,

Eduardo
 

8. Thommo has the last say (as usual : )

 

Subject to KidGuru finishing his work , next time you call on whorist.com you will be on the new website.

Have a look in the forum , join and post something there to get it going.

Thanks .... see ya on the new whorist.com website (sexy , beautiful , exciting ? : )

Friday 15th October , this old looking website will have disappeared , and only the new looking one will be available.

Cross fingers and legs , it happens according to plan : )

 

Friday 15th October

 

15. Friday 27th August 2010 ......

7 Articles this time.

Stars of the show in order of submissions : 1. Throbbin Hood 2. Gordon Gekko 3. Lancelot 4. Wayne 5. Bobby 6. 'Default' 7. Thommo ( 2 Star : )

 

1. THROBBIN HOOD :

"They call me the Mongerer, hey the Mongerer....I Monger Around an' Around an' Around - Diary of an Irishmans Second Sexpedition in AC

In June I successfully completed my 12 month contract as an English teacher in Korea. The feeling of release was awesome, as the experience had been underwhelming to say the least. To my mind Korea (and many but not all Koreans) are difficult to deal with. Of course this is merely my personal experience, and your mileage may vary. As you will know if you read my first trip report, I love Angeles City and its seemingly infinite selection of hot pussy that is there for the taking.

As a reward for completing my contract in Korea, and to fill the 4 week gap until the start of my new job in Taiwan I decided to book a holiday in the Philippines to get some well nedded R & R. I flew from Incheon with Philippine Airlines. They are a professional lot, absolutely flawless service from start to finish. My flight was on time, and my driver was waiting for me as I had arranged.

This driver had been booked by my hotel - Edelweiss Hotel in Angeles City. Now, the last time I visited AC it was for a short, eight day trip. I opted for the Clarkton Hotel on that occasion, and I had been pleased with the place. However, if you dont try new things you could end up missing out, and I try not to be a creature of habit as much as I can. The reason I chose Edelweiss was the fact that they had a room rate of PHP900 per night if you paid weekly, coupled with a reasonably good location. If you were coming into Fields from Perimeter Road, you would turn right at Dr. Holms, go past Eruptions and then keep going for 200 metres. Edelweiss Hotel is on your right hand side. The owner is a German, and he has a restaurant and go-go bar that also trade under the Edelweiss name. These are just a few minutes walk away from the hotel itself. I was a little miffed when I was shown to my room - the place was shabby. I voiced my concerns and was shown to a "deluxe room". Nothing deluxe about the place at all - this hotel is just average. However I settled for the upgraded room after calling the Clarkton and being told that the only rooms available were 4000PHP per night. This is a price I will not pay in the Philippines - I would much prefer to get accommodation for 1000PHP per night and spend the remainder on the real reason for my visit - pussy.

Now this is where my adventure went a little crazy. I was horny as hell and didn't unpack my bags - just made a beeline for Santos street, or Blow Row. I popped my head into Gobblers and spotted a little thing who looked hot as hell in a little white dress. I brought her into the back room and had my fun with her for 700PHP. She was a great little goer but she annoyed me by persistently asking me to take her out that night long time. She wasn't long time material ( I have yet to take a BJ Bar girl out LT, but never say never). So I declined politely, but she got offended and this soured our goodbye somehwat. I tried to sweeten the pill by tipping her, but she didn't even acknowledge it. I then decided to go to Kokomo's for a bite to eat. I like Kokomo's for its bird's eye view over the comings and goings on Field's. You get to see a hell of a lot of cuties walking past there. The food is pretty good too, and not prohibitively expensive. So down I sat and started drinking a mango juice when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around and see that its Miss X, a girl I barfined on my last trip. I greet her with a smile, and am about to offer her a drink. Then I notice her speaking really excitedly to her friend, and that she looks kinda emotional. So she moves closer to me on a stool next to mine, and she says "Throbbin - I am so pleased to see you. I thought we would never see each other again. And I have something really important to tell you"........ At this point my eye just kinda rests on her tummy area, and I think to myself that she has put on a little weight since our last encounter........."I'm pregnant" she says " and it's your baby. I'm sure of it." Check please!!!!!!

Holy suffering sweet Jesus Christ Almighty. Talk about a heart-stopping moment chaps. Needless to say I was speechless and experienced a rare moment where I could not muster up a sylabble, never mind a word. Now as tempted as I was to just start running, i knew this would neither be wise nor appropriate. So I calmly sat her down and we chatted and ordered food. I hugged her and told her not to worry. I also began thinking of an exit strategy, and a few questions I wanted answered such as how far along on was this pregnancy etc. I decided to lie and say I was staying at the Clarkton again. She accepted this without question; after all it was where we had done the deed on my last visit. This gave me cover, and prevented any prospect of her camping outside the Edelweiss Hotel and ruining my holiday. Next I started asking about how her family were doing - I have a sharp memory, and I remembered both her Moms and Dads names. I then asked how is your brother - and without missing a beat she says " You mean brothers - I have two". A tiny little alarm bell starts ringing in my head. I know its not true as I really did remember the details of what she had told me about her family - she had definitely told me she had one brother. I then probed a little and asked her how old were the brothers. One was twenty two, the other was five years old. I asked their names, and had a little smile to myself when she told me. One of the brothers' names matched the name of the son she'd told me she had when we met last time round. The sneaky little so and so (thinking that there was no way I'd remember all this detail) was attempting to conceal the fact that she had a kid, by passing him off as her baby brother. Now this is evidence of a devious character - her thought process was probably that I would not want a girl with a kid by some other guy. I probed a little more, and she was guarded in her replies about how long she had been pregnant. Now, I'm no doctor but I can do simple math. I last saw this girl in late March. I'm talking to her on June 5th......and she is showing like a girl who's more like five months pregnant. The figures don't add up, nor does her version of events. I make my excuses and tell her I will call her cell to take her for a drink after. No chance of that happening.......

In truth I was disappointed by her duplicity,she was trying to pin something on me. I guess in a way its hard for her, but I am not the kind to take pity on a girl, play Prince Charming, and ride off into the sunset to look after her and two kids!!!!!! It may sound heartless, but I simply made the decision to forget her and her problems and to focus on my holiday. That night I went to Crystal Palace. The vibe in there is pretty good. They have lots of shows and spotlight girls constantly going on and off the stage. Certainly a large selection. Some a bit pricey, but I treated myself to Princess Jessica as it was my first night. She was not cheap - BF was a very steep 3000PHP, but boy did she have the goods. The body on this girl was truly a work of erotic art. No need to bore you with the details - I came, I saw, I conquered. Her personality was just OK, nothing too special about her. I was in no mood for sweet talking anyway - all I wanted to do was use and abuse her hot body. Mission accomplished.

Hard to say what precipitated it, but on this trip to AC I must have played the best part of 500 games of pool. I am serious - I just couldn't get enough. I must say its a great ice-breaker with the girls, some of whom are absolute sharks on the table!!!! I had a girl in Crystal Palace absolutely owning me on the table. She had a great rack, and would sometimes take a shot one-handed. Lots of fun, and it doesn't add a whole lot to your bill at the end. Anyway, one place I kept returning to in order to hang with the ladies and shoot pool was the Eager Beaver. The selection of ladies in there is more than enough to satisfy all tastes. I had one girl called Jeanne out of there who had the most beautiful tits I have ever laid eyes on. Instant erection material. Only a young girl, and not experienced in the sack, but a few more years on the game will rectify that. I barfined her three times and she was well worth the money. She could drink a fierce amount of Red Horse - now that's my kinda girl!! There were a few sound guys who were regulars in Eager Beaver - one was a Scotsman named Mickey who is good fun to chat and drink with if you ever meet him. Another is a Korean fella named Jumong - he is a great pool player, and a gentleman to boot. If you meet either of those two, you can't go wrong for good mongering company. Good no-nonsense guys.

I spent plenty of days in a bar called Garfield's Last Stand. The girls in there are total fucksluts. There is no need to be shy or coy. These girls will do anal, cum swapping, videos, bareback, threesomes you name it. There are no limits to the depravity on offer in this little den of iniquity. You only have to part with a little bit of pesos and the girls are more than compliant. No stunners here, but it aint the kind of place where you barfine LT and take her out to dinner, then R n B etc. This is strictly dirty sex territory. The place is a bit of a dive, but you don't go there for the decor do you? Over the course of my holiday, I banged damn near every girl in the place. There is a chap who shines shoes operating about one minute from there, on Perimeter. This fella has skills, and if you have leather shoes he will shine them so as they look like mirrors for a small fee. I used him a few times and he is a good guy who deserves a bit of business from us sexpeditionists.

Another joint I frequented was a little out of the way bar called Jumping Jack Flash. The girls in here are of varying quality but some of them were total stunners. There was one in particular (her name is Bea) who had a cracking set of juggs and some incredible oral skills. I used to pop in there and get well tanked up on beers, get my Johnson polished by a little ladies tonsils, and then sing the night away on the karaoke machine. Lots of fun. One night I was falling out of Jumping Jack Flash absolutely roaring drunk, when I decided to pop in to the Orchid Inn for a feed before I collapsed in to my bed. I entered the bar to see an American GI type who was even more drunk than I was, sitting at the bar with two hotties. One of them was his date, the third wheel was blocking him from getting some action. Needless to say, he let me know the deal pretty quick, and I made my move on the spare girl. We did a few shots of tequila, and he hit the road with his little lady. I was free to suck my girl into my tractor beam of Irish charm : ) She left my room early that evening after some good lovin, where the only thing that changed hands was a phone number (from her hand to mine). The best things in life are free......

A little hint for any of you who like me, don't bring a laptop on holiday. There are plenty of internet cafes in AC, but some internet cafes are more equal than others, if you know what I mean. Just directly opposite the entrance to Eruptions, you will see a little gate. Go in there and you will find an internet cafe and callshop. The entrance from the front (ie directly on Perimeter) has a red telephone box logo. The owner is a helpful and courteous guy who stocks great coffee, bagels, brownies, burritos and lots of other treats including the ubiquitous San Miguel Light. There are no bargirls in there with 14 different Yahoo Messenger chats going on at the same time lol. Its a nice little escape from the mongering scene - and I would say its the safest place in AC to book something with your credit card, such as a flight or whatever. There was absolutely flawless service and no messing around each time I went there.

A few nights I popped into Edelweiss - I only stayed for one beer each time though. To me it was much the same story as the hotel, a little shabby and in need of improvement. The girls were not at all pushy for drinks, and you could chat away to them to your hearts content. The restaurant was well worth a visit. If you like German/Austrian/Swiss cuisine, then you are in for a treat. I tried many of the dishes available on the extensive menu, and was not disappointed by any of them. Clearly their kitchen staff are on top of things, its just a shame that the hotel is that bit below par. Definitely won't be staying there again, but the restaurant is definitely getting my business on my next visit to the City of Angels.

Pony Tails was one of my favourite bars for a few reasons. Its big in size, so you dont have to squeeze in beside people you don't know. You always get a good size table to yourself if that's what you want, and it leaves you free to invite any number of hot girls to sit with you. They have tequila girls going round offering shots. These girls are either brand new to the club, or are on mens. For this reason I think they are essentially a waste of time and not to be bothered with. Anyway I only drink tequila when I'm so drunk my senses have long since left the building!!!! They also have a pool table - thats a plus for me, as you can have a chance to size up your girl over a game without committing yourself. The girls in there all wear string thongs by order of the management. So you essentially get to see them butt naked, except for a tiny triangle at the front, and a barely there string at the back. No wonder the girls on mens get tequila duty - I would not fancy seeing a jammy rag poking out of a stringy thong!!! The food in Pony Tails is pretty good, but its bar food, more of a snack than a meal. The nachos are well worth a try, and they go down oh so well with a bottle of SML. I liked the body paint idea they had going on in Pony Tails. Not every girl has it on, but those that do are essentially naked, but for a lick of paint. Very titillating.... I barfined two girls from this club. One was an absolute madwoman, unfortunately her name escapes me. She had a whole bag of sex toys, and lingerie, stockings with her. Total pro - made me cum several times. She was very unimpressed when I turned up the following night, looking to barfine another girl I had spotted while with her the previous night. She tried hanging around my table, but I was wise to her tricks, and politely but firmly told her to make herself scarce. The other girl was called Jessica, and if you are ever in AC you should look her up boys. She is a good looker, and makes great company both in and outside of the bedroom. She looks good on your arm too - I have attached some pictures of her. I barfined her once and then she called in sick for work for five days. Saved me from enriching the DHG by a substantial amount ; )

Jessica and I decided to hit Puerto Galera for a few days to relax. I ordered a car from AC to Batangas Pier. This was not cheap at 4900PHP, but the comfort of the airconditioned van and the fact that I really hate to travel by bus made up for the cost. The ferry from Batangas Pier to Puerto Galera stops running at 6PM I believe. We arrived in Batangas at 9PM to a pretty dead pier. There were a few Customs Officers hanging around, trying to arrange a private boat for us at a cost of 4500 PHP. They were being a little bit cheeky with that price so we declined. I spoke to a local outside a restaurant and within thirty minutes we had a private boat organised for 3000 PHP. I wanted to get to our hotel that night and have the full three days in Puerto Galera. The private boat was fine, they dropped us right into our accommodation at La Laguna. The main action in Puerto Galera in terms of bars, clubs, restaurants and hookers is in Sabang. If you are bringing your own you should consider La Laguna as it is quieter. If you go alone, and there is every chance you will find a little stunner here to keep you company, make sure you go to Sabang. I would highly recommend Puerto Galera as an alternative destination to say Subic, or Cebu. Its paradise out there boys.....

I wish there was more I could tell you lads. To be honest, I broke my cardinal rule and stayed with Jessica for a good week. Not complaining about that or anything, but I always seem to regret it if I get lovey dovey. I mean, I am not stupid enough to want to marry a hooker, so why do anything more than barfine them, fuck them and forget them???? A close friend of mine told me a story about cocaine once. He said the whole thing is a swindle. You do your first line out of a bag of coke and its great. You have just had the best of it, it only goes down hill slowly from there. But that doesn't stop you from doing another twenty lines!!! Similarly, with a hooker. If you click, and she is a good looker, dynamite in the bedroom and all the rest. The tendency is to keep at it, ie bang her repeatedly - but its never gonna be as good as the first time, and slowly you will come to regret sticking around. I may enforce a one night only policy on my next trip boys, time will tell.

Gentlemen, as always it is a pleasure to relate my tales to you. If you have read this far , I heartily thank you for doing so. I am already looking forward to my next trip. Mind you, it will be early 2011 before that happens. Take care gents, and remember - keep your shit wired tight at all times !!!!

Throbbin Hood

2. GORDON GEKKO : 

"This was my first visit to Thailand and to be prepared I read whorist.com I am glad I did so because it helped me a lot!
 
Some of the tips from whorist.com that I used during my Bangkok trip.

1. The bustrip with AE3 from the airport to Nana Skytrain Station for 150 Baht only. And I did ask the busdriver 10 times or more to stop at the Nana Skytrain Station (hahaha) until he and other passengers were annoyed by my request. LOL

2. Breakfast at Nana Hotel (expensive compared to the buffet breakfast at Lek Hotel
in Pattaya. Nana Hotel Bangkok 220 Baht. Lek Hotel Pattaya 110 Bath)

3. Great food at the Atlanta, but only after assuring the waitresses that I was NOT a sex tourist. Man! Two waitresses tested and questioned me in the personal room of the Atlanta. I cannot tell whorist.com everything about these tests because I felt so much shame, embarresement and also I felt being used by those nasty waitresses. ;-) But okay, after the ladies tested me and used me for their own satisfaction they made good with the food. Honestly. The best food in Bangkok and very affordable I must say. ;-) Thank you (whorist.com) for the Atlanta advise. By the way, breakfast at Atlanta was perfect (cooked to my specifications) with 2 great cups of coffee, for only 165 Baht. A good alternative for Nana Hotel in Bangkok when it comes to breakfast.

4. purchasing maps of Bangkok and Thailand @ Asia Bookstores inside Landmark.

5. purchasing a thai/english dictionary, I bought a little book with the tittle: Instant Thai. This book is made for the Thai nightlife and it helped breaking the ice with most of the girls.
 
I use many of the whorist.com tips and for sure that safed me some money, time and loss of face. (allthough I don't care too much about loss of face) ;-P It helps to walk (parts of) the path of the whorist-specialist: Thommo.
 
I decided to go to Thailand because my favorite destination (the Phillipines, Angeles City) is very unsafe at the moment. Many foreigners and their girlfriends have been killed in Angeles in the last few months allthough it appears that the police has catched a suspect. The problem in Angeles City is that the police is not to be trusted in the 1st place. The police commander of station 4 has a bad reputation. Underage girl scams for tourists, setting people up and so on kind of reputation. One to avoid.
 
My first thoughts about NEP (Nana Entertainment Plaza): "not for me" Why? Too close to the Arab suburb and NEP is a horse-shoe shape with an open entrance to the road. No barriers in place. So it only takes one extremist in a vehicle to "pancake" NEP. In the eyes of many muslims, the foreigners, the whorists, the whores and the ladyboys are lower than pigs. Remember the Bali bombings in Indonesia killing more than 200 people? Of course an extremist can strike anywhere (I know that) but in Bangkok NEP is vulnerable to say the least.
 
My modus operandi in Bangkok was picking up freelance girls near Soi 5 or taking massages. I had many different girls in my hotelroom and it was great value for a small price. I looked for clean girls and I can confirm they are available even from the street-level.
 
I shagged a black lady named Jeanette (22?) from Nairobi, Kenia. She was sexy and very pleasing for short time 1000 Bt. Wow, I will not forget those tits: HUGE.
 
I fucked a Thai lady named Pat (or Pad, 24?) last name: Sexmachine. She was absolutely wild. Grabbing my groint in the elavator kissing and sucking hard on my tongue. She also asked me several times to fuck me (she on top) which I refused. ;-P I fucked Pat only for 800 Baht, but she was soo damn good I tipped her 200 Baht most of the time. So 1000 Baht only for "abso-fucking-lutely" great sex. If you see her near Soi 5 Starbucks my advise is: ask her. Unless you like a shy or innocent type. ;-P She likes to fuck and she informs you about that, for sure. :-)

PIC ........ Pat/Pad ....... below :

Another pretty freelance woman from the street near Soi 5 and Starbucks: Nok (25?). Her asking price is 1000 Baht short time and trust me: she is worth it. She is a petite type with a pretty face and a tight body. She is very clean and friendly. First we showered together (and even brushed our teeth together) and after the sex again. You see?: very clean. The fucks I had with Nok were pornografically judged and approved by my cock and balls. The judgement was: GOOD (or close to damn good!)
 
I shagged a massage-woman in appartement 505 (fifth floor) of Soi 4 (close to Dynasty Inn). Her name is Poo (age 28?). The oil-massage was only 350 baht, but she told me bj and boom-boom 1500 baht to which I agreed. She gave me a super good bj (one to remember) and the boom-boom was also of a superiour quality. 1500 baht for short-time is on the expensive but I had a great (short) time with Poo. I am happy.
 
A woman to avoid is Lek. Same appartement 505. Oil massage was only 350 baht and she gave me a handjob with a happy end between her big tits. After the shower she became a problem. I payed her 500 baht but she wanted more. I refused to pay more because the oil massage was all inclusive. I told her that 150 baht tip was enough for that handjob. My wallet was allready back in my pocket with a safety-pin in place. Suddenly she tried to grab my wallet. I held her wrist firm and I told her to keep it nice and friendly. Than she tried to close the door, but my foot and leg were in the way. Now I passed her still inside the appartement but now in the hall. She tried to hold me by my wrist but with harmless selfdefense (I used no violence against her) I broke loose and walked out for my freedom. She was lucky that I have a martial art background and therefore I stayed calm. She was also lucky that she was not able to get hold of my wallet AND that the main door of the appartement was not locked so I could walk away. I know how to defend myself and only (repeat only) if I am cornered and under attack I will fight in South East Asia. Avoiding violence is of course the best option. But a situation can turn ugly before you know it. One could argue that I should have paid her more on her request. No. A deal is a deal and I paid tip at my own discretion.
 
Bangkok is a very easy place to pick up a woman. I just asked the way to a Restaurant to a beautiful woman (non hooker type). The next moment she was feeding me and a few hours later I was shagging her in two or three different positions. Still I prefer to fuck a hardcore asian hooker.
 
After Bangkok I went on to Pattaya. Maybe I will send a field report for Pattaya later, but I lost count of the numbers of woman I fucked there. ;-P
 
I had a great time in Thailand. For me however the Phillipines is a better destination.
 
Chohk dee.

Gekko !!!

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4. WAYNE

 
I just returned from my 3rd Philippines trip this year. 
 
Manila:  The LA Cafe is closed for ordinance violations.  About half of the girls moved to the Amazonia, a few to G Point, and the others who knows?  Someone said they had gone to some bars on Adriatico.  I didn't find them.
 
Cebu:  Some of the bars have added a new twist:  a minimum number of ladydrinks.
 
I went in Club Temptation (around the corner from Vikings), bought 1 ladydrink and agreed to barfine a girl for 1800.  Then they told me I had to buy 2 more ladydrinks @ 150p each, a total of 3 minimum.  I told them to forget it or I would walk out.  They let me walk out.
 
I went to Hot Rod's, bought 1 ladydrink and agreed to 1800.  They wanted 3 more ladydrinks, but "waived" it when I objected.  Besides after 4 drinks, the girl would be drunk.
 
We can probably expect to see more of this.
 
Vikings, B.G.'s and Red Tulip (formerly Eric the Red) are still 1700 and no ladydrink bullshit.  Sisters is 1800.  Lone Star is 700 plus girl.
 
Angeles:  Most bars are still reasonable.  I barfined girls from 1200 on perimeter road to 1500 on Fields Ave. 
 
There is a brand new bar on Malabanias across from Sunset Garden Hotel called Miss Magic.  Nice place with lots of good looking girls, good food and reasonable prices, 1300 barfine.
 
The Central Park Hotel (one block from Fields Ave) is $35 US for a nice room with fridge and pool privileges at the high priced Pacific Breeze two blocks away.
 
An Angeles bargirl told me about a way the bars screw the girls.  If a girl goes barfine one night, then does not come to work the next day, she forfeits her commission.  A girl cancelled a trip to Manila with me because of that.
 
I go again in December and February and April and . . .
 
Wayne

5. BOBBY :

 

WEBCAM - GIRLS - Tip !

Thomas,

Hello from another old codger who you have only a few years on. Your a 30's model... me, I'm a 40's model and a very early one at that..

First wanted to say thanks for a very informative web site. Enjoyable reading and of course informative. I have made only a few trips over the big pond and have more recently made ventures into Mexico due to the rapidly changing world scene and honestly it's close for me. However, later this week I'm off for Phili for a few weeks to experience and see the changes over there first hand.

Preparing for the trip I found something very interesting which you may or may not already be aware of, but I thought I would share the experience. I ran across the web site : myfreecams.com/ << Now while there are all kinds of sex cam sites now, I found this one a bit different. At the freecams site, you can resister for free and fully use the site. If you want additional interaction, you can choose to buy tokens at .10 each(USD) and receive a "premium" user title also following payment. You can then use the tokens to "tip" a performer of your choosing who is using a home web cam. Your tip encourages them to "perform" for you and fulfill certain requests you may have. This site has a world wide group of girls, but also has a strictly Asia/Phili section also. In that Asia/Phili section of the site there can be as many as 300+ girls/performers online at any given time from the Asia area of the world.

First let me explain! I have no interest in sitting at home watching performers on a computer screen while chucking tokens to enhance and motivate any action. However, I do have interest in making contacts that can be used as you say for putting "cookies in the oven". I free registered, bought the min. token amount ($19.95 USD), and received the premium status. The premium status gives you many additional features over the free account, but I felt it was worth the expense really for only one reason. The main premium feature I was interested in was the ability to private message back and forth with the "performers" in a truly private conversation. Each one has a profile page listing where they are located in the world such as Manila, PI, Angeles, PI. Along with location, there is additional personal info, age, height, weight, education, etc;.  All are on live, many are naked, semi naked, or wanting to be so they can receive additional "tips" (tokens). I really was more interested in making their contact for a later time. I have been going to the ones who's thumbnail pics I was interested in and a click takes you to their personal page. At their page, you can publicly chat if you choose or send private messages back and forth. I have been publicly chatting for a while, then if I was still interested in them sending a private message asking for a email or phone number for further contact. 

Most all have been very eager to comply with that kind of request. For those that were somewhat more skeptical, I provided them with my email and a request to contact me before I come to Phili. So far I have been able to build a very nice "batch of cookies". Soon I will be able to enjoy that batch of cookies when I determine the "cookies are done". Several advantages I think. 1) This is a sex site.. no doubt about it.. all of them will get naked and play.. which eliminates many future barriers about contact right from the start. 2) It provides a wealth of information and a personal video contact viewing that is priceless vs the dating email pic exchange from most dating sites. 3) Easy to gauge the personality, aggressiveness, mood swings, enthusiastic nature, experience level, enjoyment, that prior to video could only be done by a personal contact. There are many additional things you can accomplish here, but I'll let your imagination determine that if you are not yet familiar with the site. When I signed up and decided to spend the $19.95 for tokens to get the premium membership, I received 200 tokens. I currently still have those 200 tokens ,along with many, many, phone numbers, email addy's, contact points, and personal video, to go along with each of them.

Anyway, if you are already aware of this site's potential and have been utilizing it, then perhaps you already have a bigger batch of "cookies in the oven" than I do. Once again I thank you for the enjoyment of the web site, wish you the best regarding your medical battle, and send you my respect. 

Regards,

Bobby P.

6. MR X : 

Sorry Mr X !

Lost your submission ("ALL CAPS" submission).

Had a power blackout/outage and on getting power back all stuff lost , including your submission.

In fact might have lost two submissions. Pasted them to MyDocs , as they arrived , then deleted email. Yesterday , went to MyDocs “cut” from there and pasted on website page , then power went , no power. Return to computer and everything I had pasted lost.

Normally I copy and paste to be on safe side , not this time , I cut ! : )

Hotmail had cleared out Deleted Box = your submission/email gone forever !

Sorry !

 

7. THOMMO : 

New Look whorist.com website

 

This is Thommo talkin' to ya :

Getting the occasional query as to when how etc 'new look' whorist website is going to present itself.

Firstly , KidGuru assures me you will find it same way as you are finding it now. That is , url is : www.whorist.com as it is now. Maybe you wont be able to find via your Favourites list ? not sure. You might have to reset that. Anyway , if you type in word 'whorist' in google you'll get it alright : ) And , by the way you will find all these NEW/Waffle pages that your reading right now , in the Forum (hopefully : )

When ? Well KidGuru has come to another hault recently. Hault few weeks before that needed U$100 to pay original programmers to fix prob with automated Forum. That was fixed , now another hault , 3 weeks or so , will find out next week what is wrong now. Maybe have to launch 'new look' without Forum if its going to hold up things too long , cause KidGuru is leaving the country indefinitely before Xmas. Would like to have some form of the new website up and running before he leaves town.

What ? Yeh , 'new look' isnt named that for nothing. NO black page for starters. Different colour scheme altogether , easier on the eyes. Black text , not white as it is now. Pics of pretty girls/graphics on home page , different way of navigation , ie , menu slides down. Gone will be the "kitchen" look as it is now , aka , the "horse and buggy" look will be gone. Looks like a 2nd millenium website ... new look website. Main thing ... easy on the eyes , and more functional (navigation etc).

For me , a bit of difficulty in using new look software. Also , it's unreliable at times. Current black page software is totally reliable and simple. Add to that , only KidGuru can do certain types of work with new software , whereas right now with current 'black' website , I can do all the work. I find I am having probs with simple text work , new look software , that only KidGuru can fix , cause it involves 'code'. Some code work I have learnt , looks like I will have to learn more , before KidGuru leaves town.

Anyway , I have waited 15 months (website in the oven , aka , cookie in the oven) and spent around $4200 plus of precious money on this new look project , so it will happen , and before KidGuru leaves town , but in what precise form I am not sure. Hopefully automated Forum is part of it , as it will save guys emailing , take me out of the equation (Saun d' Enforcer will be Moderator of Forum) , and save me copying , pasting (and losing on some occasions : )

Tally Ho Tally Ho ..... the hunt continues for the elusive 'new look' whorist.com website.

It'll be online before Xmas or my name aint Thommo : )

................ see below :

BACK again Friday 24th September .......................

whorist@hotmail.com

Keep those emails coming in. Nothing worse than an empty Inbox : )

......................SATURDAY 28th .. looks like La Cafe has re opened as Manila Bay Cafe. Stay tuned

 

15. Friday 30th July 2010 ......

Student Teacher says :

While waiting for fly the bus to Angeles walked to LA Cafe to see for myself if rumor of reopening was true, this is what I saw :

Have been employing your joking tactics combined w/ a bit of Tagalog for a positive result in every situation-thx for the advice. Typing this in bed while my 18 yr. old dancer sleeps beside me. Made her finish her homework before "boomboom." Learned my favorite waitress @ ponytails made P400 salary last week. The little we contribute in tips & barfines far outweigh what the bar pays them. Mayor Lim can go to hell!

Also, the shopgirls at the mall across from Fields Ave. are all 18+ (in dept. store) and extremely friendly. Again, I suggest your readers be nice. & generous as they don't make much either. Keep up the good work & I'm praying you & your balls/prostrate aren't permanently separated! Signed: Student (of Thommo) Teacher 

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Thommo says :

Yes , well the rumours re La Cafe are starting to fly around.

Lately , "when its going to re-open" type of rumours. Personally I think that is wishful thinking.

So , I thought , might as well spread my own rumour. Waste of time reading others , might as well read mine , as follows :

Rumour – La Café.

Folks are always asking why did Mayor Lim close down La Café ?

The answer is straight and simple and from the horses mouth …. Thommo himself.

The fact is Lim had the hots for a certain medical student plying her trade at La Café. From a poor family , this gal we shall call Linetta (real name with held to ‘protect’ : ) was everymans dream. 5’5” , not skinny (skeleton) , not plump , nice round body , with curves in the right place. Ample arse , great boobs , lovely long hair , big black eyes , fully pouted lips and a winning smile.

She could carry a conversation , and no sex act was beyond her. Golden Showers (pissing) on customer , customer pissing on her. Regular “missionary” , blow jobs , and anal the norm.

Anything to please the customer. Not interested in marriage etc , just wanted short time , full on sex for the paltry sum of P5000.

Yes , that’s why most of us have never screwed her , top line fee 5,000.

Lim was very upset at the fact that she did not want to screw with him , favouring the Korean 3-3-3 act. Three inches , 3 mins , 3 thou Pesos. When the Koreans spied her entering the upstairs area …. no snakepit for Linetta , no bottom bar for her. When they saw her , they would say “Here comes 3-3-5 , cause she cost 5000 Pesos.

A nine on any ones scale a ten on many , she would not even get a chance to sit down. The Koreans would call her forward and compete for who would sit next to her. Naturally she had a penchant for the early twenties Koreans with a ready 5 (thousand). If no young Koreans , she’d often go home empty handed.

Not interested in Americano’s either , as she intended to graduate (medicine) and migrate overseas and earn her own money. She had plenty of time to find a hubby , being only 22 yrs of age herself.

Certainly not interested in an 80 yr old Lim (or 73 yr old Thommo for that matter : )

Must admit I never sighted her at La Café. Legend has it , the reason we never saw her was cause she only spent 5/10mins max at La. If she hadn’t got something suitable by then , she’d go off and swat her medical books. Apparently she gets many Korean admirers paying her University fees many times over , hence no desperation for pocket money via La Café.

Lim knew where she studied , hung around the University gates trying to catch a glimpse of her and pass a note with his latest offer …. P6,500 reportedly last count.

Now , he will never get her cause she knows he is the reason for La closing and thus the one who is robbing her of her pocket money.

Some say they have sighted her at Café Havana Greenbelt 3 , in short shorts. But problem for her is , no Koreans there. Perhaps she is the one I saw at Havana , Escape 5 ?

Anyway Lim has vowed La Café will not re open and that Linetta will soon fall into his arms due to lack of La cash flow. The jury is out , all we know is Lims passion for Linetta is the reason for La Cafes closure.

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If you need any more rumours , just let me know : )

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NEXT Waffle , Friday 27th August , yes 4 weeks time.

I am running out of material to talk about. That might be obvious with my last waffle , above. Really struggled with that one : )

See ya August 27th.

Keep those emails coming in : )

whorist@hotmail.com

 

Oh , found a couple more .... ex newspaper :

1. Nicolas Cocaign a French prisoner at the Ruen jail , aka , Hannibal Lecter has been awarded an additional 30yrs to his sentence for killing his cellmate and devouring his lung.

Now whats wrong with that ? If a lad is hungry he should be able to satisfy that hunger , no ?

Apparently Nicolas fristly stabbed his cell mate with scissors , smothered him with a rubbish bag , cut open his chest with a razor blade , ripped out the lung , eating part of it raw to satisfy his initial hunger , before frying it mixed with onions , on a camping stove in his cell. Mixing it with onions eh ? Pity there was no sauce around. Maybe he could have sprinkled some of the victims blood over the fried lung ?

Pretty slack prison , victims body was not found until the next day. That is , they did not hear guy screaming out etc.

Our mate Nicolas claimed in defence that a "sexual urge" drove him to stab his cellmate , and curiosity drove him to eat the flesh.

Have a look at his pic. Among other things Nico' was in prison for attempted rape. Attempted , not consummated ? Was he trying to shag another male ? What female could deny a guy like that ? Looks a tough hombre : )

Our mate Nico Wouldnt want to meet him in a dark alley : )

 

2. Which leads us to Prostidude (ex newspaper).

You have heard of prosti-tute , now prosti-dude.

Well the prostidude industry is not taking off as expected. Apparently various hunks have been tried but few women come forward.

That is ex "stud farms" ie actual brothels. Apparently the call out service 'Escorts' are doing ok with wealthy elderly women , but not the actual male brothels (stud farms) themselves. Thought you'd like to know that.

Some of you are still youngish and could a bit on the side , as a prostitude , I suppose : ). Only problem you most probably will have to service 73yr old babes. Are you up for it ?

Sad isnt it 18 - 22yr old Flip girls have to service folks like 73 yr old Thommo : )

Better to be a 'have' ($) , than a 'have not'. And of course we are all multi millionaires (Pesos) in the land of plenty .... Philippines. Where would we be without poverty ?

Dont kid yourselves fella's , without the poverty we would be jerking ourselves off back in the Western World : )

Reality check. As Student Teacher above says ... treat the girls nice , they really do us a favour.

 

3. Now here is a guy who I like. Like his sense of humour .... Woody Allen , and a Jew , wouldnt hold that against him : )

He gets into shaggin his adopted daughter. Great stuff , and he did it with a woody : )

Making it all legal by marrying her. But no kids by her , what gives ?

Ex newspaper , Woody says :

"There is no advantage in getting older. I'm 74 now. You don't get smarter , you don't get wiser , you don't get more mellow or kindly. Your eyesight isnt good. Its a bad business getting older, and I would advise you not to do it".

Asked recently at a Premiere about ageing , Allen said : "My relationship with death remains the same. I am very strongly against it".

Funny character , our Woody.

Cherish your woodies guys , they wont be there forever.

 

27th August , dont forget : )

 

14. Friday 23rd July 2010 ......... x 4 items :

Pecadillo says : Somewhere past the throng out front is Mayor Lim, visiting LA Cafe at last. Amazonia seems to be the heir apparent although with much fewer stock. Visited once every few days over the past couple of weeks and the ratio was probably 1.5:1. It's picking up though but the quality is still off. Mgmt requires the girls to buy a drink which keeps inventory down. Robinson's seems to be where the rest hang out although it feels like it is tapering off. I haven't seen more than 6 out front and it seems to be inconsistent even then. I think everyone is still figuring out where to go now that LA is gone.  Thommo : Imagine all the theft going on. Anything left lying around would be knocked off. Liquor , beer (see kegs out front being readied to take away .... Police Party ?) , all those souvenirs La were selling , t.shirts , chocolates (Toblerone) etc etc. Many thousands of dollars worth of stock. Vultures enter the front door to help "close down" : ) Continued ...... .

Amazonia : Management requiring girls to buy a drink = not many girls (compared to freebie La Café re drinks). At least give girls drinks at cost price , until they start making money. Welcome the girls , get the process started. Although , if successful Amazonia will suffer the same fate as La Cafe , cause its in Mayor Lims precinct.

Thommo says : "Fun , fun its gotta be fun or forget it". Mayor Lim says : "Fun , fun , if they are having fun , they'd better forget it" : )

I reckon all the girls should go to Angeles City. In Fields there is an open ‘beer garden’ kind of joint. Girls could patrol up and down fields past places like Kokomo’s and then from time to time take a seat in that nice looking beer garden joint , just before MacArthur Highway , on right hand side. Between McArthur Hwy and Atlantis traffic could be closed off to make a Walking St. Wow , can see it all happening now. Some well endowed John should hire a bus and take 50/100 girls to AC to kick start the process : )

Fuck rat infested Manila. Angeles where ya have a bit of space and a more relaxed atmosphere.

As one famous person said “I can see it now , in my minds eye”. To which I retort “what other eye could it be ? (Suppose it could be the dicks eye ? .... eye of the tiger : )

Remember , the closing down of entire Ermita nightlife scene in the old days , helped propel Angeles to the forefront. Closure of La now might give AC a bit of injection too. Especially in respect of punters. Manila is pretty weak without La Cafe. Manila : Massage ? What massage ? Pick up Disco ? What/where ? Beer Bars ? What/where ? Very weak scene for such a big city (Manila). Add crappy taxi drivers and few decent places for a meal. No wonder Bangkok is so popular : )

Thanks Pecadillo for your contribution. We rely on you to inform us of the next 'happening' freelance pick up joint in Manila : )

whorist@hotmail.com

Matt says : "I never get enough of your stories. Im sitting here in Iraq bored to shit and I read all your past stories. Funny as FUCK. I'll be going to the Philippines (again) in Oct. I'm staying at Traders this time. Thanks for the entertainment .... Matt"

Thommo says : I agree it must be entertaining reading about a dithering old man pervin observin. Something different to the fuck fests of the younger guys : )

Iraq , you lucky bugger : )

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Newspaper says :

A devoted Filipina maid has inherited six million Singapore dollars ($4.53 million) from her late employer after more than 20 years of service, report say.

"I am the luckiest maid in Singapore, with or without the money," the 47-year-old single woman -- identified only by the pseudonym "Christine" -- told the Straits Times in an interview on Wednesday.

The maid refused to be named in public for fear of possible threats to her life in the impoverished Philippines, where wealthy people have been kidnapped for ransom and some killed by their abductors.

The windfall, including cash and a luxury apartment near the Orchard Road shopping belt, came from the estate of her employer Quek Kai Miew, a medical doctor and philanthropist who died last year at 66.

The maid had also taken care of the doctor's late mother, and was told that she would be a beneficiary of her employer's will when it was drawn up in 2008.
"There were no secrets between us. I was not surprised at all when she told me how much I was going to get," the maid recalled.
"Christine" was devastated when Quek died a year ago, as the two were inseparable, and temporarily moved in with the doctor's nephew for solace.
"It was heartbreaking for me as I saw more years with Doctor Quek than with my own mother. I would break down every time I thought about her. I could not be by myself," she said.
"I was always beside her. Wherever she went, I was with her."

The maid, who is now applying for permanent residency in Singapore, said her newfound wealth had not changed her lifestyle.
"I do not really think much about the money I got. I just live my life as I did before, and not as a rich person," the maid, dressed simply in a blouse and slacks with short-cropped hair, was quoted as saying.

"I am still who I was before. I cannot behave differently because I have money now. Even my Filipino maid friends here still treat me the same."

Nearly 200,000 foreign maids, mostly from the Philippines and Indonesia, work in affluent Singapore, which has a population of five million.

 

Thommo says: I am heading to Singapore to make love to that Maid.

Usually I like em to 22yrs of age only , but I will make an exception in this case : )

My ‘love’ mentions threats flip to flip , even murder. Well , it does happen yes , even to foreigners , but not to me in 36yrs whoring touring Flipsville (Phils). Most probably cause I am a fan of the ‘cookie in the oven’ technique. Keep my distance until the cookie is ready to consume then pounce. Soon after , make a dash for safety. I don’t hang around waiting for ‘trouble’ : )

whorist@hotmail.com

Alley Cat says :

Dear Thommo  or Sir Thommo ( as I,d rather call you)
 
Hi there

Im AlleyCat from the North of England.

Can i just say I am an avid fan and reader of your website, and have mined its information and used it on my own small scale explorations in the Philipines and also in Hong kong. I like yr gentle humour and attitudes and have tried to emulate them myself.

its my intention to try and send some small contributions to you for your perusal as and when time permits,I am currently writing my own experiences and am in the process of sorting my ramblings into a more readable format ,something I did not appreciate how hard it was to do till I actually started doing it.

Now recently I have been chatting to this person on DIA  my first reaction was its a lady boy but he /she swears shes a woman,what do you think ? don,t worry I,m not bessotted,or sending money or anything stupid like that just curious and the tits are mighty fine!,he she seems to want to keep in touch and if shes genuine then shes definatley a looker ,if not its bye bye.

Anyway your honourable opinion would be gratefully received, feel free to put the photo online should you wish. Keep up the good work !

Very best wishes,

Alley Cat

Alley Cats prey For this 'specimen' , how many out of ten ?

Thommo says :

Yes well we dont do anything until we see the merchandise in person. Cause it could possibly be the photo of someone else. Webcam should sort him/her out ie voice is it fake 'affected' womans voice ? etc. Wriggle , wriggle , does he/she wriggle all about (on cam) ? 
 
Height , how tall , most of them are around 5 feet or less . Feet how big. women dont have big feet. Adams apple , cannot see one in pic (only men have adams apple). EARS are big = man ? Hands do not look small , but maybe they are ok (big hands maybe a guy). 
 
Boobs look natural.
 
Immediate thing that concerned me only a little ... composure. the way he/she sitting seems to remind me of trannie trying to look like a woman , sexy woman , back arched etc , but that might be natural and a woman.
 
Thai .... I dont see any Filipino trannies looking like that. Thai trannies take the cake and can be bloody hard to assess.
 
Yeh , I am a bit concerned about the hands ... look like if opened up too big , but can not say for certain.
 
Sunglasses , inside a room , at night .... why ? Hiding the eyes. Reminds me of Brazil in a back seedy street Rio. Story on website. American guy with me all excited at the chicks he saw night before ... took me to the spot next night ... "girls" turning their backs to passing cars and lifting their dress up , no pants. Yeh back , not front lol. 2nd night i went with him and was looking into the chicks eyes and i saw danger , i was looking at a mans eyes. I reckon (i am about the only one who does) that a mans eye is 'harder' than a womans and when i looked into this chicks eyes i saw a man. Encourage american to return to hotelwith me where i told the receptionist incl. the corner on which chicks were performing , receptionist said "They are transvestites , dangerous" , ha ha.
 
So why sunglasses , got mens eyes ? ha ha.
 
My guess would be 1. Many guys contacting voluptous babe (boobs look natural but bangkok is world famous for their tranny surgery) and he/she is emptying their ATM's at a fast rate 2. Looks too good to be true 3. Suspicious moves as outlined ... sunglasses inside room night , hands , way sitting (typical tranny pose) etc.
 
Find out height , if over 5feet 5" danger bells , ask for full length photo , check out feet ... big ? (man). Check that throat again , although in bangkok they can shave off the adams apple i believe (anything pos). get a friend (could do it if you like ... it would be fun ha ha) to contact he/she and your friend says looking for "katoey" does she (pretend you think she is a she) know of any , etc. then see what your prospect says , ha ha. Get another guy contacting same one with request for katoey/ladyboy. eg "I am passionate about ladyboys , can you find me one" ie another guy , cause you said , you have already asked prospect about that.
 
If I had to bet , I would bet its a trannie/katoey/ladyboy who has spent a lot of money and time on presentation and is successfully emptying online foreigners ATM's at a fast rate : ).
 
Remember , if you ever meet in person beware of drugging in the room (pill in your drink , and other variations eg stuff on boobs etc)  and/or theft from the room. Not uncommon with trannies. They can smell a newbie from a mile off .... its red rag to a bull (newbie).
 
Yeh , interesting project but best to set a trap , get another guy you know to contact prospect , pledging passion for trannies and see what the response is : ).

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Add : So what do you guys reading this article right now think ? Some of you would fuck it , even if a man , I suppose : ) Must admit it looks better than most of the girls I saw on my last trip (Esc5). Surprise too .... next email from Pussy Cat advised the 'suspect' was from the Philippines !

The Jury is out. Consider your verdict and email it in please .............

whorist@hotmail.com

13. Friday 16th July 2010 ......... x 4 items :

This item/article No.13. removed. Signed : Admin

2. 2nd Lieutenant Phol says :

"Just finished escape 5 – took me a week but worth it… always makes me wanna go back !

Glad to see you like Angeles… Yes after a 36 year career you want something easy (Angeles).

Got a pic for you , hope Hotmail lets it thru…"

1st Pic is Phols .......

Angeles City SB Laundry   If you want your clothes dry cleaned here , "bring a lunch". I see they are only offering four services. They should stick another piece of paper at the bottom , after Rush Job , a fifth service : Blow Job. After all , it is Angeles : )

Sent in by Anon guy , yonks ago :

Also Angeles City. Believe its Blow Row. Sign reads : "Pussy temporarily out of service , but hand job , Blow Job very ok" Flips have got a sense of humour , not so Thais. But Thais look better than that : ) Sorry honey , I want more than a "very ok" blow job.

3. Sam :

 

"Dear Thommo

Am sam from the country of origin of the lucky charm you have mentioned on Escape 5.

First of all i said "Dear Thommo" because of the following:

I have accidently seen your website the whorist.com when i was browsing for some details on thailand few months back.When i start reading your website it got me more interesting.I have never been to thailand or phillipines but i have experienced it from your escapes and fishing for fun diaries.At first read only one of your fishing for fun diaries then later when i checked out i was amazed on the information on whorist.com and the lifetime spent by you to create such an wonderful website which will last long for ever im sure.

Only after seeing whorist.com i came to know not only Thailand is a fun place but phils as well.Now i have completed all the diaries and escapes and fishing for funs from 1 to 46 and i always wait for friday to see updates you post.I learnt a lot about thailand and phils and also how to behave in other countries by reading your various experiences of 36 years and running.Really thanks for the great website and insight ever on thailand and phils.

When i kept on reading everything i felt like Thommo is a friend who says his adventures to me personally and not just a whorist.com.Thats why i said "Dear Thommo" which could have been written as "Hi Thommo". Im sure if by any chance if i go to thailand or phils all your words on whorist.com will be my guide to see places and enjoy myself without any hussels.

Want to tell you something regarding your lucky charm(amulet)

Its not a buddha neither an elephant.Its God "Vinayaka" one of the very special God in India with an elephant face and he has got a big story for getting that face.He is the first and foremost God for Hindus.Most of them start all work,business and projects only after workshipping him.Just wanted to tell you this and take this an opprotunity to talk with the ever greeen whorist THOMMO.

Thanks for all the infos on the website and wish you all the best for more escapes and more service for the fellow whorist.Your escapes made you escape from the cancer i guess.

Hope the above of mine is not a bad waffle.

Cheers

Sam

We live and learn. Nothing to do with Thai religion folks (Buddhism). Everything to do with the Hindu religion. No wonder guy at Bier Stube Chiangmai , Buddha fanatic and all , gave me a sour face when I showed him my "Elephant Buddha". Next time I eat at his Restaurant , he might piss in my soup ? : ) I should have known better .... do not tangle with religions ! Although apparently Thais themselves see it as simply a good luck charm. Think I am out of my depth with this one , and should leave it to others : )

whorist@hotmail.com

 

 

4. Private John says ;

 

"Hi Thommo,

First of all, I wish to God that your cancer disappears and that you continue your whoring career , for the next 20 years!! :)  I will personally push yer wheel chair while you go mongering ... heheh

I find your Escape 5  more like a good travelouge- guess your prostrate is playing too much on your mind. Thommo was never a fuck machine- beleived more in the chase, the bun in the oven , non hooker variety.   But Escape 5 did not have you meeting prospects for bun in the oven... and you did pass the opportunity to score by dumping all DIA girls..

Let me fill you in as  to what happened to me since i did a mail to you 2 years back and have been following whorist regularly. 

In 2008 November, I sold my company for a tidy sum and moved to phil.. first on a toursit visa and then took the phil retiree visa.. Mind you, iam 42 years old, look 36 and Hansum  ...:)
Since I was loaded with cash( after parking in half in investments) I spent December 2008 to october 2009 just touring phils as a a sex fiend !  Been to all major cities and decided to settle in Angeles city.

Here are some of my findings which might be useful to you or fellow mongers:

1. LA cafe license really gone, cancelled by the authorities, so its not going to come up again in Ermita.
2. DIA is shit!! Mostly girls looking for young guys or very rich Sugar daddies. less pinays.  Guys should use filipinaheart.com  . THis site has about 6000 plus filipinas from all walks of life and a lot are the non hookers variety... girls looking for someone to fall in love quickly. :)  
3. Manila sex scene is nearly dead.. so is cebu.. If you are young and hansum ( like me :) ) or only hansum like Thommo... you can score within malls in greenbelt and makati ( manila) or in ayala and sm in cebu... For the non hookers, if you are not exactly brad pitt... log on to filipinaheart. Take time but you sure can find some gems there. Another site is asiandating.com but it has lot of thais and I hate fucking thais... no heart !
4. Angeles is a great place to live.. I know Thommo and some people like him dont like hookers but in Angeles.. you have lot of non hookers...  door girls in bars.. waitresses, hotel staff in various hotels... bascially they want is a nice guy( polite, smiles a lot, respects them) . You need just that ... and they will open their legs for you.. I been living in angeles for more than 8 months now and its a great town.. You meet lot of foreigners, mainly europeans and americans living here... and they all are mostly nice..to hang around.. play pool or bridge.. or just laze over a beer.
5. In Phil, if u r over 50, then u need 20,000 USD in a dollar account ( ten thousand if u have a pension over 400 USD) to get a Phil retiree visa. THe fee is USD 1400, it takes 2 weeks and the bribes are about another 1500USD. In return, you get indefinte visa( till u r alive) , no entry exit, no airport fees, and discounts on and in many stores. I think its great value. You also get a card, which is automatically renewed every year for a fee of USD 10. The visa/card entitels you to buy condos, lease hold properties or golf memberships.. This can be done by the money u have in your dollar account. 
6. Thommo, dont think of buying a bar in Angeles... many guys have lost life savings in it!! Its worse than in Thailand... Here besides the bribes to all, the mayor charges a huge sum yearly for license renewal and takes daily 10 pesos per girl as bribes!! from each bar!! Too bad if u are losing money, the fuckers want their cut!!
The only big gun making money is the pasha group, and the forbidden city owner, who also owns the fancy Lewsi Grand hotel.   Rest all are either eeking a living, or hoping for better days. Mama sans are mini mafias!! THey jump bars at will, often due to inter bar rivalries.. and now r demanding a share in daily sales from owners!! 
The meat changes evry 3 months... nearly 60 % girls leave, ( burnout?) and are replenished by fresh meat courtsey the mamasans.  THere is a never ending supply of young girls who are dying to work in bars.. Average salary for a respectable job in phils( sales girl, receptionist etc) is peso 2700 after taxes for 10 hours work!! Average bar dancer salary .. peso 130 per day! Plus what they make in ladies drinks, bar fines and tips.. No wonder for every girl leaving, there r 5 willing to work.
7. If you wanna live long term, best is to take a room near balibago or in balibago( bar area) I live 400 meters from the bar scene, in a Ok buliding with a one bed room condo ( 65 sq metres) with the landlord having done the place in terms of aircon, tv etc . I pay peso 12,000 as rent. I bought a 2nd hand 50 cc scooty for pesos 22,000, and it serves me nicely( No Trike shit).  If you live here, spend your time in fields and in various hotels during day time.. Sip a coffee in any fancy hotels and chat up the waitresses and staff( lonely lamb positioning) .. Soon, you will have most of them with their legs open in your room, fucking for free!! some try to become g/f's ( wanna live in aircon room with hansum man :)  )  just tip them nice and show the door. Never give your phone numbers to girls, even if u r going to be there for a week.. they will keep texting you to come to their bar or just texting u proclaiming love, and it drives me nuts!!! I just carry my blackberry and tell them it cant make phone calls! Most r naive enough to beleive.

You can also use angeles to date girls from manila, subic, venezuela, Pasig, etc... cities and town nearby which will keep supplying you with steady pussy!
it takes just peso 200 to reach fields or balibago( trike included) and iam happy to pay it to the girls.. you got to tell them to come and meet u here and you will pay the fare ,,, then guide them...to the wolf's lair!!

I hope this info is helpful, let me know if i can contribute something more. 

I would consider it an honor and a privlege General Thommo, if you can let me know about your next visit.. One evening of yours is mine !  :)

Salutes

Private John"

12. Friday 9th July 2010 ....... x 2 items :

1. Sir Lancelot writes : 

"To tide me over between trips, I scour various dating websites looking for potential meets. It's a long process that involves lots of emails, lots of time and LOTS of effort - but occasionally I get the desired results...

A few months ago I visited the profile of a sexy female police officer, who I shall call 'Miss Demeanour'. Emails were fired back and forth, phone numbers were (eventually) swapped and then last Saturday we arranged to meet up. I should point out at this stage that I do not use dating websites to 'date' - I couldn't think of a worse fate than actually getting a girlfriend (thus jeopardising a promising whoring career), I just use them for 'one night stands'.

Originally the plan was to meet in a pub but she suggested I could go round to her flat for dinner. No complaints from me of course. I told her "find a good DVD for us to watch after the meal" (to get her on the couch) and when she replied with "I'm sure we can find something better to do than watch DVD's" I knew I was in for a good night.

I've met countless chicks from the internet and there's always the worry that they won't look anything like their picture (indeed, I had an unsatisfactory experience on my recent trip to the Philippines with a Date In Asia girl). Fortunately 'Miss Demeanour' looked just like her photos. In terms of looks I'd rate her a 6/10. She had shortish blonde hair and plenty of sexy vibes, which made her an ideal target for my needs.

When she greeted me, I was excited to see that she was wearing a revealing dress and her boobs were very much on display. I wasn't quite sure how they had previously slipped under my radar, they were huge! When I saw her online photos, I was vaguely aware of her curves and yet face-to-face I was confronted by two bouncing bombs! She was instantly upgraded to a 7/10.

Why do some girls hide their assets?! Take a look at the diary of my recent trip to the Philippines and scroll down to day 9 and the photo of Ann from Hot Rod. She might look flat-chested but she actually had the most spectacular tits I've ever got my hands on. In the club she wore a push-up bra and they looked fantastic (innocent virgin with big tits? yes please!), yet back in the room she hid them away beneath an unflattering baggy t-shirt. That's one area the Thais beat the Phils hands down, dressing sexily.

Anyway, I digress, back to my 'date'. The food was good, we drank lots of wine and there was plenty of flirting. For some reason I have regressed to a 16 year old adolescent when it comes to breasts, so I couldn't stop staring at her tits when she wasn't looking. 
The night was going well but the problem was she lived in a tiny flat with an open-plan lounge/kitchen - and her gay flatmate kept walking in and out of the kitchen, affording us no privacy. At one point 'Miss Demeanour' and I were on the couch, leaning close, when Gay Guy minced past to make himself a hot drink. Frustration. But it proved to be a blessing because she then whispered in my ear "would you like to go somewhere a bit more... comfortable?".

We went in to her room, lay on her bed and before long we were getting down to business. In Asia/Phils I love shy girls but 'Miss Demeanour' was the opposite, a feisty sex-fiend with not an ounce of innocence about her. She knew exactly what she was doing. She gave me a good slurpy blowjob and although she didn't have the type of body I like (too athletic and toned), her tits were a joy to behold. And hold them I did.

I don't need to go in to too much detail of what happened but suffice to say, my sexual urges have been satisfied for the time-being. Even better, she indicated afterwards that she wasn't after a relationship either, so perhaps I have obtained myself a 'fuck buddy'. Result :)

 

 

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2. Thommo's Tirade :

Email to Thommo .....

"I am planning my first trip to the Philippines for a fun time and it is also my first sex purpose holiday. My entire purpose (in order))are the following :

1. My standards in woman are high so I would like to have 8s or above. (I am willing to pay upto 3000 pesos)
2. Have porn style threesome (some girl on girl action with me in the middle J).
3. Would like to have anal sex.
4. Rest & relax

So in another words porn star at night and chillin by the pool during the day.

As such, based on the above criteria can you please advise on the following :

· Should I base my entire stay at Angles City? If not then how many days in Manila and/or Subic city.
· Which places to check out to get 8 or above ladies in Angles City, Manila and Subic city (please suggest the pros and cons of at least 7 places suggested).
· I am flying into Manila international airport so are there an taxi or car service that provides a full ‘VIP’ service like they have in Thailand (between Bangkok and Pattaya).
· I understand that it is safe to be sorry but how bad are STDs in the Philippines.
· How bad is the weather in August, will there be a cyclone (translation hurricane, typhoon).
· Where or who should I speak to with regards to getting weed? (Are the girls able to help, hotel staff or gogo bar staff)
· How to meet some like minded guys in my travels and are willing to enjoy some group activities ;-) (I am not gay, 3 guys and 4 women thingy)

Currently I am thinking of staying for the entire duration in Angles City at ABC hotel (I know it is expensive, but what the hell). However if you suggest an itinerary for the city’s and bars to visit to meet 8 out of 10 or higher ladies I will greatly appreciate.

Regards",

NW (Name With held)

 

Thommo's Reply/Tirade :

 

Email Subject .... Impossible answers to impossible Questions 

"Limo service ..... READ whorist.com info already supplied : main index page ; philippines .... angeles basics x click = info on limo service to angeles. (nightlife info on nightlife thread)

Standards of women 8's 9's etc ..... thats subjective , everyones got their own idea of whats beautiful , whats 8 or 9 etc. Fields Ave show places .. bigger the place usually but not always , better salary for girl = power to recruit better looking ones. Atlantis , Dollhouse , Forbidden City , Crystal Palace etc BUT sometimes good looking girls in other places. You have to do your own hunting place to place.

Spotlight girl = girl out front of other girls , management usually , but not always , wants Pesos3000 for them. Others regular prices (see website). Saw what I call a nice one at Atlantis. Guy on microphone said "Lady Jane" , she is a P3000 girl nice looking , nice type of girl. They can refuse to go with anyone they like , if they dont like , they dont go sort of thing.

Two girls same time = you ask your first choice for HER to select 2nd girl = usually girl friend , someone she gets along with = better show (or else she selects a hard core girl who will do most of the work)

Angeles is best in MY opinion , but you might prefer manila. Subic is mickey mouse. You only have a short time , give a total miss (subic). Manila costs more , less friendly than Angeles. Because of short time available to you , why not try 1 night manila then off to angeles 1 night there then decide where your going to spend your limited time. Transport to angeles ex hotel manila is on whorist website.

STD's .... Thai girls want condom , Phil girls do not normally = STD's rife everywhere in Phils. Use condom otherwise could ruin trip. KY gel on dick , slide condom on , KY on outside of condom = just like bare back , and condom does not come off (in my experience). STD's everywhere , even nicest girl etc. Use condoms.

June July wet season. So August bit of risk wet weather might be still hanging on. September would be safer bet I suppose. (Oct/Nov onwards lots more guys begin arriving and competing for girls).

WEED drugs , you will see on disembark card you fill out in plane , a sign "Death to Drug Traffickers'. = anyone who buys and indulges is risking a very long stint in prison OR a very big bribe very big (Pesos100/200,000 or more) to get out of it. Filipinos are habitually dishonest so you can not trust anyone selling the stuff , if you ever found it , cause seller can make more money by 1. selling to you 2. then ringing and telling police and sharing in that Pesos100/200,000 bribe , ha ha.

You are a very weak person if you need drugs on top of excitement philippines offer. You have a serious problem if that is the case. You risk 30yrs in prison just as a user. Someone I met at bar got 7 yrs for a small possession. He was lucky. But that was before they got tough on drugs , before. Who knows how many years now. Today its normally 30yrs for serious crimes and weed/marijuana , whatever , possession is considered a serious crime. Do not trust drug sellers in Phils. They make more reporting you to Police.

LIKE MINDED GUYS ....... meeting em. Simplest , at bars , wherever you see them eg "Hi , my name is Peter this is my very first trip , could you tell me .............................." this/that , if guy is friendly ok , if not try someone else at another bar. Ask at breakfast at your accom or wherever , be cheeky , nothing ventured nothing gained. My 36 yrs experience = I NEVER link up with other guys = BETTER chances if on your own /lonely lamb.

Because of the questions you asked I KNOW you have not read my website.

IF your NOT will willing to put in the time reading what took me 8 yrs on internet and 36 yrs in the field , then you do not deserve to have the best of times . Do your HOMEWORK (whorist website and other websites) before you sit for the EXAM (bars girls , sexy time , etc).

You seem to have the WRONG attitude in different aspects.

"Do not forget the girls are looking at you and thinking is he a 5/7 or what ? If not attractive to them you might have to make up in other ways (your manner , personality , behaviour etc)".

Treat them like a prostitute and you will most probably get a prostitute.

Treat them like a nice human being and they will most probably treat you like one = good service/experience.

Smile , be polite , be a little bit generous , be friendly = things might open up to you".

 

Guys ....

Over 8 yrs with whorist.com website , hundreds of the above type of emails. With new website (soon) guys will be be able to ask what I think are silly questions on the automated whorist.com Forum. And those who like answering silly questions can answer them , not me : )

11. Friday 2nd July 2010 ....... x 30 Pics & Lots of Reading

Something for you to read ? Heaps , in the form of Thommo's Diary.

x 30 Pics (trees , gardens etc : )

More tourist than whorist.

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10. Friday 25th June 2010 ......... Three contributors today :

1. Thommo talks :

 

"Gentlemen , and others : )

See below Jorisyeah who tells us about his business trip. Sex business it seems : )

Regarding Hard Rock comments by Joris. Yeh , on return from Esc5 I updated website notes on that place. A non event (Hard Rock).

 

LA CAFE :

La Cafe , the only 'real' sex venue in Manila for folks like me , has been closed down by the authorities. Suppose you guys know that by now.

Early 1970's I arrived at Ermita. The nightlife scene then could not be beaten anywhere in Phils , Thailand or the world (havent surveyed everywhere though : )

Along comes Mayor Lim. He managed to close the entire place down , and it was bigger than todays Angeles I tell you. Some feat. And most importantly it stayed closed.

From the Ermita ashes arose Angeles City as we know it today. A small number of bar owners moved to nearby Malate , viz EDSA , eg Firehouse GoGo which was originally located precisely where Amazonia is today. Other bar owners moved far away from Lim to Angeles City. Mongers migrated there too , giving us the phenomenon we have today , but still nothing compared to Ermita in the 1970's.

Lim at the time of Ermita's demise , was a former Chief of Police Manila , then Lord Mayor and Ermita fell into his precinct. Later on he became a Senator , and might still be both Senator and Lord Mayor today , certainly Lord Mayor. He tried recently but failed , to become President of the Philippines. Phew ! If he had succeeded we might have been refused entry to the Phils itself !

Current history :

Lim closed La Cafe down about 2 yrs ago , but with 'x' millions of bribes to Police (specifically how many millions unknown to me) La re-opened. Police coached La on how they could avoid future trouble with Lim etc. This was so Police could keep milking the cow , that nurtured them so well. I noticed a change in La modus operandi to that effect , eg , outright pimps off the premises etc. Strict checking of suspected under age girls etc.

I predicted then on website that Lim would return and try again , taking La's trading licence away from them. Odd person wrote in aggressively asking how I would know etc. After 18 months and nothing happened , I felt embarrassed with my website prediction , so took prediction off website.

Now , a further 6 months down the track Lim has struck , and my guess is , he has done his homework this time and struck when he knew he could make it stick.

Two years ago I questioned why La foreigner owners (thru their flip wives) don't transfer out of Lims precinct. Know it might cost a fortune etc , but whilst in Lims circle of influence they would always be under threat.

Owners stayed inside Lims circle and now are closed down again. Lim is tenacious and a religious zealot. Think this closure will be permanent , but nobody knows , not even Lim. Its a struggle between the forces of evil and good : ) Who will win ?

In the meantime suggest guys go to Amazonia who were trying before without success to compete with La Cafe , but they too will be closed down IF they are a success. Typical in 3rd world countries I have lived in , locals let you run biz so long as your not successful (Phils typical). Minute your successful they try and find a way to chase you out illegally (threats) or close you down legally.

G. Spot is a chance as an alternative , but they have been known to post signs outside their joint "No Prostitutes" , so under current climate think they will put that sign back up again. In the short term might be a go , long term , no : )

Tip of the day ... "Cafe Havana" (see website) , cause its a long way from Lims influence/authority and most probably out of his mind too. Think the better looking La Cafe ones might begin operations at Havana now. Or troll nearby Robinsons Mall ? (long shot at best).

In the meantime think of the hundreds/thousands of hookers , waitresses , hotel , restaurant employees etc who will suffer.

Perhaps folks could walk around the La Cafe corner carrying a sign , eg "Wanted , unemployed La Cafe Hookers , must be 7 - 9's and willing to do anal , bbbj's etc. Award rates paid. Apply sign carrier"

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Lim is good at creating unemployment (eg closure of Ermita in times of yore). Has he ever helped a poorly educated filipino find a job , has he ever created a single job in his political lifetime ? I know I have created many jobs in my 36yr career ..... blow jobs in particular.

Folks like Lim close these places down as a result of moralistic urges , but never think of the hardship they cause to hookers and those who depend on hookers (mums and dads).

In Thailand they close same kind of places down , take girls to a boarding house , feed them , teach em an occupation that will make money. Not flips , short minded/focus in everything. Bless their hearts , ideal merchandise for a Short Time Charlie like me : )

Good for short time only , and possibly the best in the world , in that respect.

Concentrate on the positives (smiles , friendliness , sexiness) ..... eliminate the negatives (many : )

So my original La prediction might work out yet , but around 1 yr or more late. I said on website then "Enjoy La Cafe whilst it lasts" , well you can not enjoy it now. ...............now that the season of visiting La Cafe is not yours : ) No more.

What's my next prediction ?

1. La Cafe does NOT rise again in Ermita. Without La , Manila is piss weak for sex. More mongers for Angeles , methinks. Note : Angeles has been closed down before too : ) Depends on who is Mayor.

2. La might re locate to the EDSA area , if they have any money after hiring huge staff , rents , bribes to police, theft from cash flow/cash register etc ... and their Casino inclined wives (all flips) ................. have the owners got any money left , to make a move ?

Maybe there is some space at EDSA for them. Outside Lim's sphere of influence and obviously Malate Mayor is happy to have decadent GoGo's in his precinct ($ ?) and so should not mind an establishment that does not sell sex (barfines , ladies drinks etc)

Since Lims original closure of Ermita (way back) Manila has been piss weak for sex.

Thailand will grow in popularity , so much more on offer there , but of course not to my liking (attitudes Thailand).

Goodbye Manila , dont think I need you now. Only your airport , hop in a Swagman bus and off to Angeles. Ignore Manila until Lim dies. He is around 86 yrs of age , they say. He should go home , take a Bex and lay down and leave testosterone activities to those who can enjoy them.

There is always someone sticking their nose in where it does not belong.

Conservative red hot oldie catholics keep voting him in , on the basis of his "good work".

Catholicism gets in the way of our hobby in so many ways. A boon to bare back riders though. Philippines Cardinal continues to forbid his subjects to have sex with condoms. More babies = more power : )

Buddhism is more understanding and tolerant of p4p , based on its opinion of women and what their purpose in life should be.

Ever seen the Thai ladies cleaning the mens toilets , whilst the guys are there hanging out their dicks at the urinals ? You never see a male. Ever seen exclusively women caddying for male golfers ? You never see a male caddie.

All this and more via Buddhism.

For that and other reasons , I prefer Buddhism : )

However , for natural smiles , friendliness , and sex (natural , not put on) .... I prefer Philippines : )

Write up that signboard now fella's , and get to the Philippines. The girls need a feed. Someone has to do it : )

Reminds me of not that long ago when I sat at table , S & F spot , Tomtown , with a Vacancy sign. Remember that ? Think pic is on this website somewhere. "What job say the girls" ? 'Blow Job' , says Thommo : )

 

NEXT WEEK :

We have the much awaited/dreaded Escape-5 Diary from yours truly.

Computer tells me its 45,818 words and 125 computer pages long.

Quite a yawn. And after reading it, I think you will agree. Negative emails welcomed : )

But write it I had to. Twas talking to myself (Diary), most hansum and best guy I have ever met : )

Anyway , next week Friday 2nd July for those who dare : )

C. Ya then ............. Thommo

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2. Jorisyeah , says : 

 

First of all, I have to thank you for your comprehensive website. It gave me an insight that allowed me to act like a pro whereas i am not more but a pure newbie. Especially the up-to-date info about the La Cafe bar was appreciated as i was planning to go there today after reading your site. [ Thommo : I advised him of its closure]

Being on a business trip, thanks to your site, i managed to act like a pro.

Now the info:

I picked up two (young & beautiful) girls in the park in front of Havana in makati. I paid 2500 for both (ST) and afterwards I gave each a tip of 100. They were happy.

Having my doubts about the age of one of them, I asked their ID's. they did refuse so i said if you can show me an underage id i pay you without goining upstairs. No probs they said and everything went OK.
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I saw about 10 FL girls on the 5 mins i walked around the park. no hassle at al. They are (almost) all top notch. I paid 600 (2grls) for a 3hrs stay at 'millionaires hotel, about 100 Piso by taxi from the green belt. Small bottle of water costs 60 !!!! (I didnt take one of course)

It was only the second time in my life to pay 4 sex, but again thanx to your willingness to share insight i managed to archieve satisfaction. Thanx again and make sure to advertise for green belt 3 as it seems the place to be.

Hard rock cafe is nothing at all, no reason to go there. Maybe u should remove it from ur site. [Thommo : On return from Esc5 I changed my notes re Hard Rock , a non event]

thanx for everything but allow me to say that sex with my GF beats everything, even, or maybe because, these philipino girls are too tight to be true. ;)

cherioo & respect

Jorisyeah

 

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8. Friday 18th June 2010 ......... Allen

Hi Thom,

Love the site. I am once again planing my foray to the PI. I was there last fall and am going again in October. I like that time because it is hi season, but not crazy like the holiday.

I began my trip in Angles flying into And taking a cab to the Central Park. This was last year and I can tell you that the hotel and the Pacific Breeze are both great. The only problem I had was there was some construction going on at the CP and that kept me awake during the day, which was when I wanted to sleep due to jet lag. Never did get woke up good there.

I arrive about 23:00 and after getting to the hotel headed out to explore the area. I walked the streets and checked out all the places I saw on the different web sites. I wasn't really feeling like a big bar so I headed up one of the side streets and right behind the hotel was a big quiet place with folks setting on the porch. Several nice young girls and one older gent pissed, but nice enough. I say the table with the rest and ordered a drink. One thing I can say about arriving from the UK or US is don't over do the drink on the plane and don't hit the ground and start drinking like a sailor on pass. Ease into it is the best advice I can give. One reason is you need to get your berring oand the other is the jet lag can be debilitating and hangover and headache make it that much worse. Not to mention you are in a new place and need to get a feel for securities sake. That being said the streets are safe enough. No parinoia needed just a bit of caution.

I agree with the advice of splitting up your funds. keep some in pounds or dollars, change some and use the ATM at the Savers Mall. It worked every time. 
after sitting and chatting a while I got a little tired and asked the sweet thing next to me what she was doing for the rest of the night er morning. It was about 05:00 and we were all tired. I asked her if she wanted me to barfine her and take her to my hotel and she was game for that. She snuggled right up to me and took me in to see the bar tender. On the way to the bar I asked her the basic questions; can we fuck, will you give me a blow job and how much. For about p1500 we were out the door and on our way around the corner.

The AC hotels are extremely accommodating for guys like us. They know why you are there and are discrete, professional and polite to both you and your companion.
We were up the stairs and in my room and splashed down on the bed. Her name was May and she immediately began returning my affections. I am not much for kissing, but we began groping and pawing and generally going at it. Once we were undressed I led her to the shower and we enjoyed the warm water together. Like most places in the Philippines the shower came with a bucket of water and dipper. She lathered me all over while I repetadly slid a finger in and out of her pussy. she didn't mind at all and spread her feet apart to be as accomidating as she could on the wet slick floor.

After she gave me a good rinse I easily pushed her to her knees and slid my hard cock past her lips. As agreed she started sucking, but not before I pressed my throbbing head against her throat. I am a serious lover of getting my dick sucked and especially throat fucking. I eased up not wanting to hurt or frighten this sweet one in the first ten minutes, but I wanted her to know she needed to work on getting me deep inside her.

Here is a little trick I came up with. Probably a lot of guys do it and I am no exception. I keep a bottle of baby oil gel out of sight but in reach of the shower and another in the night stand. Babyoil wont wash off in the shower or hot tub and for anal I like to use it before moving to Astro Glide. The literature says it can break down a condom but frankly I have had no problem.

After she had sucked me hard and extra clean I stood her up and put her hands on the back wall of the shower. with the hot water spraying on my back I took the baby oil and dripped a good amount of the semi viscous gel on her lower back ans along the crack of her pretty ass. I worked the oil down ans into her pussy with two fingers while I massaged her ass with my thumb. At the same time I worked a little of the oil all over my cock and whispered to her about what a great time I was having and how happy I was to be there. believe it or not I think saying a few nice, not perverted things to a girl goes a long way. I have also found that giving her pussy attention at the same time as her ass works well to get her open to new ideas and trying new things. I slid my cock into her pussy and started gently fucking her and rubbing her tits, holding them and pulling her to me. Occasionally I would reach down and spread her ass and run my finger along the puckered hole. I would use my thumb to put pressure, but not penetrate.

After about five minutes of this I pulled my cock out and held her firmly but gently around the waist with my arm and pressed the head of my dick against her ass. A word of caution. Some girls do it some don't. If she resist ease up and do something else. Don't force anything. You could get in serious trouble. Just mind your manners. she didn't mind really, just wiggled a little and made a little noise like she would rather have it elsewhere but was willing if I really wanted it. I carefully eased it in and let it rest just inside. After what seemed like a couple of minutes I started moving again slowly in and out never hard. She was a young thing and I had to be careful. I enjoyed her ass for a few minutes, pulled out and once again lathered and rinsed. Philippinas are very clean and appreciate knowing you are the same. That is the one custom that I find adhering to helps a lot. Wash and smell clean.

We returned to the bed and I slid her down on me and let her drive reverse cowgirl style. When I could stand it no more I pulled out and put her on the bed and moved my cock to her face. She closed her eyes and submitted to the inevitable. when I finished I had a good look at her face with me all over it and then let her get cleaned up. I drank a couple of beers and fell of into a dead sleep with her beside me.

When I woke up I went down stairs for some tea and conversation. there were plenty of Aussies sitting around at breakfast so I pulled up and ordered a n English breakfast and tea. It was all just like the good old UK. After breakfast I headed up and watched TV. When she woke up I had her again. suck and fuck and lots of cum inside her. Then she ordered breakfast. A lot of girls like to stay in the room to eat because of the looks from some of the staff. The staffers will do the same thing if given half the chance, but they like to look down sometimes. Or at least that's what the girls think. anyway I let them get room service if they want it. It really isn't much and they like to watch TV and eat. I try to be nice like that and it pays off when I want to be a little crazy in the sack.

That was day one. Angles City. More to follow. I am on my back too.

Allen

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T's Waffle this Friday :

 

"Its 6.30am Sunday morning 23rd May , twas in bed 2 mins ago and thought , what should I do when I get up. Waffle , thats what.

No vehicular traffic noise where I am , deadly silent , both Rottweilers still sleeping in their respective boxes , only 3/4mtrs from me and in full view of me in bed and me of them in dog boxes. Glass door and partition only separating us.

"We are family ...... all my Rottweilers and me". You know that pop song from early 1980's ? Was it the Partridge Family that sung that popular song ? Remember , I was on stage , Papua New Guinea at my very first disco performance. I had been a 'rock star' before becoming a 'disco star' : )

This attractive young native girl came up to me , she on the dance floor me on the elevated stage. I bent down and she said "Have you got 'we are family'" ........ I didnt have a clue what she was talking about , apologised , but got onto my 'Agent' back home in another country and had the record (yep records those days : ) in my hot hands within 14 days.

Why the rush ? Well the young lady who requested the song was just crowned Miss Papua New Guinea. Thats not saying a lot , but when on an island any beauty will do : )

Her friend and personal security , a guy , said to me at some stage. "I think she wet her pants when she talked to you. She is a fan of yours".

Fan from the rock 'n roll days , before my disco days. The band consisted of four talented black guys (d' Beatles of PNG) and me. I used to fake it on stage with an organ (electric one , not my penis : ) , which was turned down awfully low or even actually switched off sometimes , as there was no way I could play the thing , hard as I tried. If I ever turned it up loud enough for anyone to hear it , the black boys out front of the stage would turn around and frown at me : ) Anyway , any excuse for me to get on stage and thus share in the groupies (girls : ) I wasnt going to sit by and let them fuck all the girls : )

At that time and in that country whites were 'superior' (2010 , not any more : ) . Thus the girls thought I had a superior voice and viewed me as choice meat , which lead to busy times : ) Coming through the windows , knocking on the door , calling out to me as I passed by in my specially painted purple Datsun Nissan 240Z (Google it , all the rage sports coupe at the time). Yes I experienced that , what a rock star in the western world must have experienced , only on a mini scale in my case. Big enough scale to wet my youthful sexual appetite. Youthful compared to now , especially the face : )

I had to do something , couldnt sit amongst the crowd all night , watching the girls ogle over those on stage. so I sang. But even there I was weak , cause I had to have the words to every song I sang , written down and sitting in front of me , on the organ. Otherwise I risked going 'blank' , what with all the excitement of screaming girls etc (joking about screaming girls .... PNG's didnt know about that kind of thing. No tv , radio and very limited exposure to pop music even then. Rare if ever to hear a live performance on radio.

I got the words to the songs for both myself and the boys by playing the record over repeatedly. Sometimes I had to guess the words , words that sounded like what the singer was singing. I am sure when the big American cruise liner arrived full of college/university kids , many hundreds of them , the american kids had a laugh or two. Credence Clear Water Revival were all the rage at the time. It was ok if the black guys from a backward country (png) sang the wrong words , but not ok when I did.

Credence had a heavy accent. Hard to understand what the hell they were singing about at times. Black png audience didnt have a clue either so all was well when we sang to them , but when we sang to white audiences , and that was often , my heart was in my mouth , and actually grimaced at time , cause myself or another singer would be singing one word , when I knew damn well it wasnt right , but had no clue as to what word was right. We muffed it through at times.

Yes actual records were sent from my home country many thousands of kilometres away to me. Selected by a young girl in a record shop , sisters home town. She decided what the Beatles of PNG would be singing at any point in time : )

I would play them on the record player and struggle to understand what some singers with their heavy accents were actually trying to say. If the audience knew what we were actually saying , they'd say "What the heck". So long as the word 'sounded' like what the original answer was saying , that was good enough in the hurly burly 1970's , rock band days.

So , getting back to Miss Papua New Guinea , her wet pants , and letch for "We are Family". Next time she attended one of my functions I said on the microphone ....."Now we have a request from Miss Papua NewGuinea ......................... for We are Family". Big smile from her , and she compensated me appropriately in due course.

I have told you on this website before about Eddie of Log Cabin fame , Philippines , who partook of Miss Philippines winners. Well here I was shaggin a slighter darker shade and not so attractive Miss PNG winner/s. We all have our destiny in life : )

By disco time I had already been to Phils and tasted those girls. Yes they were prettier and that is why I eventually dumped PNG girls altogether , especially when I was older and had been out of the entertainment industry for quite some years. My star had fallen and the girls were shaggin with new 'rock stars' by now.

It was partly PNG girls dumping old me (age sensitive like Thais) and me dumping what I now thought to be ugly PNG's. They were ugly cause I was no longer a rock star or disco star. I was an ageing former star , not good enough , why not shag with a current star ? : )

Yes in my disco and band days I had quite a few png lookers , I can assure you. Better ones were usually a mix of my countrymen and png woman. Light brown , finer features , big boobs , and a penchant for physical (brazilian style) sex. Oh yeh , there were some hairy moments when I was nearly caught shaggin an 'untouchable' , a good looking babe from a well respected family.

A girl from that background has no qualms in shaggin with a rock/disco star. That I proved : )

So yes , Eddie has passed away now. Hope he was thinking of all the Miss Philippines (incl. apparently Mrs Marcos) he shagged just before he faded away. Hope I am thinking positive thoughts when I eventually get there too. Hope that is about 10/15yrs away.

Dont care how small my penis is (hormone therapy) so long as I can perv and observ , till I drop : )

So , there you are 7.10am , Sunday 23rd and my first contribution to Weekly Waffle.

Actually think I will run out of waffle soon , really dont know , but got that feeling I will not be able to dig up any more from the Well for a while.

Anyway , you have got Sir Lancelot with his very long and interesting diary , accompanied by many pics of girls he not only perved and observed but shagged !

He will keep you busy for a week or two hopefully.

Off now to bathe my sore eyes , particularly my left one. Think I have found the secret to success , viz ..... stick my head in a big bowl of warm to hot water , open my left eye under water and splash water towards it repeatedly. This apparently washes the debris/bacteria off the eye lids. Eyes feel particular clean and clear after this procedure. Had no aching eye since starting this procedure , admittedly only 48 hrs ago. Hope yet.

When ya get old the body starts to crumble. Nowadays I have multiple mini health issues. Another one is aching around the waist. Hope that is not cancer in the bones. I see on his referral , Oncologist specifically guided Scans technicians to that area (pelvic/abdomen). Perhaps he suspects bone cancer there ?

And then , I might have had this mild ache in that area all along and just noticed it because of referral ? The mind can play games on us at times. Next Thurs 27th I have scans , Wednesday 9th of June is the moment of truth , when I sit in Oncologists Office and am told the result of the scans.

Wonder if Miss Blondie medical student will be there again , hoping for another perv on my manhood ? But then she could be an ass babe , and it was my ass that turned her on ?. Suspect I will never know.

This oncologist has a penchant for pretty medical students. He is youngish and respectable looking with a late model Lamborghini whatever , parked outside no doubt.

See what he selects next. Perhaps I could place an order , viz : "Oncologist ... think you first brought a Viet here , then a blondie Anglo Saxon , could I please have a Flip next time " ?

He then asks me "Why a flip". I will say , "they have a penchant for bare back blow jobs"

He then says "Oh didnt know that , I have been sem (with) condom , thanks for the tip"

Fantasy land. Better sign off , water massage eyes , then continue on rewriting Thai Phil Facts sections. Reality , we always have to return to reality.

Sad isn't it : )

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"1.30am Tues 25th I awake and know I am not going back to sleep any time soon , so decide to get up and waffle (again) :

You will read about a girl I named 'Heart' at Spicy Disco Chiangmai , in my Esc5 diary.

Since returning home , have received an email or two from her. Normally I do not give out my email address as it only leads to trouble , but she was one of the sweetest girls Thai or Flip I had met for years , and so when she asked for my email address , after firstly giving me hers , I did not have the 'heart' to refuse , full well knowing no good would come of it , especially with a Thai.

How many Thai girls can read or write in English ? I thought this will be interesting. Typical of Thai babes she must have thought I would email her first , that is , I would have to chase her , but no I am ever the 'buyer' , and we buyers must not chase the sellers , so I did not email her , and thought if she never emails me cause I did not email her first , so be it. I am not chasing her , or any other babe that rents herself out. Might chase a non hooker , but not a hooker.

Surprise , she drops her Thai pride and emails me.

As predicted no good will come of it. She said she "misses me" etc. Read Esc5 in due course and see why she would miss me : )

After receiving about 5 gibberish emails from her , I find its too painful trying to communicate with her in English. She can read and write written english , no mean feat for a Thai , especially one that has little or no schooling.

I do not know even one letter of the written Thai alphabet , thus can not read or write even one word in Thai language. So she is smarter than me in that respect.

The fact that she can read and write gibberish english is evidence that she communicates with foreigners on internet. So she misses me and misses about 5/10 others too. Ha ha , no she is not that kind of girl. You will see in Esc5 why I think so.

Now , to get rid of the painful communication with her. At first on return from Thailand/Phils and after receiving first email from her , I thought maybe she could come in handy as an Agent/Recruiter for me. Never ever had a successful recruiter/pimp in Thailand , never ever. Its uncultural for these proud people to pimp. (Proud of what ?)

Realised then , she would only bring me like minded hookers , when I want the non hooker or semi hooker meat.

On return to Spicy want to capture on video , the one or two fantastic dancers (not western style) came across there. Waiter told me camera and video is allowed in Spicy. I would not dare take a still photo , especially with flash at Spicy. Likely to get a punch in the face. Spicy has a reputation for punch up's , not every night , but sometimes. Drugs etc at that place , I can assure you.

Perhaps those same two girls are not there , but will go to Spicy every night for about five nights in the hopes of capturing same or similar girls. Video is not so intimidating, it is the silent killer. I have placed black insulation tape over the little red power light. Folks looking at vid might think I am thinking about video-ing cause no red light , but I am actually video-ing. Remember one burly guy staring at me and camera as I video'd. He didnt say anything , yet I was video-ing precisely him (Esc5 diary - Russian billionaire on dance floor with chicks).

Got some great vids , great. One short funny one in Pattaya , heaps (over a hundred) in Phils , scantily clad ladies etc.

So , I cant see any reason to hang on to Heart , she is already starting to be a pest. Not her fault , having difficulty in getting across to her , that I want to send her a unique gift (and $20 note) to her. Asked for her address to send small package to her . First time not complete info for me , so I asked again. She misinterpreted and gave me her bank details for a bank transfer to her account : )

This girl is not mercenary or commercial. Seeing she did not succeed with giving me vague address where I can send parcel , she thinks I must have meant address for bank transfer. Not so. Don't want to be guilty of that foolhardy practice ..... sending money to girls I am not fucking. Sets a bad precedent , including for guys who come after me.

Think I will just have to send unique gift and $20 note to that vague address.

If she emails and says got it , then I will say to her .... "Off to NewYork to work". Then I will not answer any more of her emails. Soft landing for her , she will say to herself "Oh since Thommo went to New York communication breakdown".

Doubt very much she would be at Spicy in 12/18months time when next I visit Thailand and Chiangmai. Most of these girls have moved on within 6/12 months. My experience anyway. Heart is new to Chiangmai , reckon she wanders all over Thailand looking for a place to make money. Chiangmai isnt the best place for that ... but her type will find it hard to make money anywhere in Thailand.

She is too backward. The pushy girls get the guys , not her shy (lack of self esteem) type. I reckon for sure she is looking for someone to rescue her from her terrible situation. Someone like me .... Sugar Daddy.

Only role I could play with her would be 'daddy' , more correctly 'grand-daddy'. Or great-grand daddy. She'd be about 22yrs old I'd say. But when the daughter says she is in financial trouble daddy has to come to the rescue , right ? Well these hooker girls , Thailand or Phils , are always in trouble. Impoverished me cannot afford to support another person , in addition to my two Rottweilers : )

So goodbye it is. Soft landing via unique gift and $20. But hard landing it might have to be .... if I do not like sending package to Thailand when I am not sure of address.

At least I could say "Sent you gift , but small parcel was returned to me". Then next email "Off to New York" = end of romance.

If I bump into her Spicy 12/18 months time (highly unlikely) , can always say , just jetted in from New York , start video-ing girls and ignore her = she might get the message then. Pretty clingy this girl , and reason I reckon , she is having a rough time making enough money to eat and pay rent. Not pushy enough , too much of a girl friend , not enough hooker running through her veins.

Hit and run is always the best. Fatal mistake giving her my email address , but at the time thought she was too sweet to refuse email address. Still think she is a very sweet girl , but have no use for her. Baggage , especially if I want to operate unhindered at Spicy next time.

Lads , got the feeling I am coming to the end of my current waffle potential. A result of coming down from my high .... getting back into a daily routine ......recent Scans/XRays , and next week meeting with Oncologist , who I fear will tell me I have to become a transvestite .... hormone therapy , ie , the end of my macho days.

A new phase in my life. Interesting to see how I handle it.

Rough website programme .... next Friday 3rd Sir Lancelots diary with many pics ...... about 4 weeks after that Sir Thomas' diary. Maybe silence between 3rd and Esc5 diary , and maybe even silence after Sir Thom's diary too. Waffling reserves are drying up.

So , be here next Friday , a worthwhile diary for you to read .... Sir Lancelot's .....d' new kid on the block.

5. Friday 21st May 2010 ......... Weekly Waffle continues (Thommo) ......

As waffle : 9

As to readability : 2/3

 

"Red Shirts (Thailand)

It's nice to see the Thais being real for a change.

Thai buddhism/culture requires thai’s to avoid confrontation , be calm , courteous , etc. Well the red shirts and the army are anything but that , right now , Monday 17th May (Short update at end of this). Maybe 45 people killed since the confrontation started.

Its unnatural for humans to be smiling , over polite , over courteous all the time , like the Thais. Its unnatural and can not go on forever.

Consequently when Thais do blow their top , its a good one , and you wouldnt want to be anywhere near it. Vicious , they can be vicious. Flips are pussies by comparison. I would rather be confronted by a Flip security guy than a Thai one , thats for sure.

Story about a falang , beer in hand Ermita Philippines (Esc5) , confronting in a most aggressive and insulting manner , an armed Flip security guy , Escape-5 diary is testimony to that (pussies). Also Thai prisons are tortuous compared to the friendly laid back Flip ones. An insight into Thais psychology , especially as it applies to foreigners.

So the Thais have flipped (Red Shirts/Army) and for good reason. This current Prime Minister and political party were installed by the Army , not the people. The alternative to them , Thaksin is not good either , but the majority of people voted his party in.

Does not auger well for the future stability of Thailand. Next elections you can bet Thaksins party will be voted in , yet again , three times in a row. Then , what is the Army going to do ?

This instability is going to weaken the Thai baht and in effect strengthen our currencies. It will also make the LON’s (Ladies of the Night .... patent still pending : ) more hungry for money to alleviate the feeling of insecurity and uncertainty of the future , eg , will foreigners be here in a couple of weeks time ? , better to sell (pussy) now than hold out for a higher price : )

So , just front up at the bangkok airport lads , and if the red shirts or army ask why you are there , just say , “We are here to fuck your women mate , nothing more , nothing less”. I am sure they will say “Pass through” : )

Less stability Thailand = better value whoring , you can be sure of that.

And dont be worried about your personal security. Keep away from the areas of unrest and everything should be fine. 8’s and 9’s from Bangkok might flee to Pattaya too. Worth thinking about.

Only problem , will the current government bring in a curfew ? 12 midnight wont be so bad , but sunrise to sunset would be bad. Means night owls have to become day owls , and the girls have to get out on the streets earlier : )

There is a plus in every minus. Would like to be in Bangkok right now pervin observin. But would not get too close to the conflict area. Apparently they have snipers on top of roof tops shooting whoever they wish. Imagine the sniper having a pet hate of falangs and you front up at the police/army barricade , within range of his telescopic lense. Time for sniper to ‘pounce’ : )

Remember , they chased after and shot a Japanese photographer dead point blank , time before , and he was SE Asian (brother). So a white skin should stay well clear of conflict zones during these times.

Yes the insecurity would be palpable. I would exploit it : )

Confucius says : “Exploit or be exploited” : )

The girls are always exploiting our need for pussy. And we are always exploiting their need for money. A fair swap , and the reason this trade has been going on for centuries.

Update Friday 21st .... Pattaya reportedly shut down , all bars closed , this could go on for three days and nights. Undercover barfines reportedly Baht9000. $1 per ice cube in drinks , five ice cubes = $5. Sounds unbelievable , but Thais can be mercenary. One falang proprietor reportedly said : "Its a sellers market , if you dont like it fuck off". Great stuff : )

Overall this , mid to long term instability will weaken the baht and strengthen the mongers bargaining power. Nothing wrong with that : )

 

Other stuff :

Yeh , returned from Esc5 on a high and 6 days after returning still on a high , until Cancer Specialist broke the news to me. I can not have the prostate removed , its hormone therapy or nothing.

Side effects of hormone therapy not nice. Side effects of surgery would not have been nice either , but I would not have had to take drugs for the rest of my life. These hormone drugs have side effects which seriously impede on ones life , including sex life.

Option is to do nothing. No one in this world can tell me if I will have a longer life with hormone therapy , than I would by doing nothing. Dats d' problem. Doing nothing will not affect my quality of life , until of course its too late to do something , that is , the Reaper is at my front door : )

No one told me if I have radiotherapy I can not backtrack and have prostate removed. No one told me that.

Choice now is hormone therapy or nothing. There are other experimental procedures , but I will not 'experiment'.

Once my options had set in , I started to come down from my high and enter the real world , that I had left behind before Esc5.

But let me get off that subject and backtrack to my arrival back home from Esc5.

Within 2/3hrs , and still on a high (batteries recharged) I was in Sponsors vehicle and looking for more of the 'fashion statement' (FS) I used on Escape-5

I like the new FS , gave me increased confidence and lowered my age image by 5/10yrs methinks. Anyway , I like to think it does. Main thing is it increased my confidence. When you get to 73yrs of age you are often conscious of the fact that most 73yr olds are tucked away in bed , far from the front , and so the question is ... "Should I be doing this , or should I go home and behave like all other 73 yr olds" ? Feeling of guilt , or antisocial behaviour.

Then I say "stuff them , if I want to do this , I do it , I am not conforming". Once you start conforming it's the end lads.

On return from Esc5 and on my first day I visited about 7 specialist shops in two different suburbs in the search of more 'FS' (Esc5) and drew a blank. Couple of days later found the FS and bought two more of it = 3 in total now. Think this particular FS will be with me forever. I did not see a single other person using this particular accoutrement. Its for youngins and up to say 40 I’d say , and the likes of me : )

In addition I purchased some more bling in Chiangmai of all places. Beautiful hand made piece , top quality and helps me to look ‘different’.

So now have two quality pieces of bling and a FS to raise the bar. Too much bling or ‘fashion’ and I will start to look like a 73yr old joke. Reckon I have got just the right balance right now , not wise to add any more to it : )

Snazzy pants/trousers , quality short sleeve shirts (formerly quality t. shirts) , two ‘blings’ , and a ‘fashion statement’ , dats me nowadays. Three years ago didnt have any of the former. Found recently , I needed a confidence booster , was getting too sensitive about my age. Got my boosters , and now have a swagger , and an expectation of success on my dial/face. An encounter in Chiangmai proved , I have succeeded beyond all expectations re my true age. Details about that in Esc5. You too can lower your age image with a little carefully planned accoutrements. Like that word (accout) , sounds important : )

Moderation maketh the man. Got my bling and fashion in the right balance now.

Girls are looking for interesting guys , not the same type of guy , day in day out. Do not conform , be yourself. To a certain extent non conforming is me. Rebelliousness : )

So, after having purchased two standby FS’ .... I decided to go and purchase 50 , yes 50 , unique gifts. This is my ‘A’ unique gift , most popular gift (name with held to protect). Its a charmer with the girls , and only works if your from my country. Name with held to ‘protect’ : )

Cost me $2.50 each. Used to be $2. Inflation. Also i discovered its not easy to find quality ones nowadays. Quality down , price up , so bought 50 quality ones , which should do me for 5 trips or more. Might end up taking some to Whorist Heaven with me. The chicks there would appreciate them. Dont think Oljoe thought of taking any with him : )

To get to these ‘unique gifts’ , had to ride bushbike 7 kms to railway station , then travel 100kms to the source (repeat again on return : ). When I got there found the most important shop had closed down , and four of the other six had poor quality UG’s (unique gifts). So bought a bundle at the two shops that had quality products. Selecting the best samples from each of those two shops. Unique gifts are an important part of my trips : )

So , think I am now set for bling , fashionable clothing and unique gifts for the next five years. Yep , I am taking my bling with me (WH)

Still got a whacko of silk purses and cheapy necklaces from Thailand , purchased 3/4 years ago. They will go to b grade targets (chicks). Recently purchased UG’s will go to A grade targets.

Is it necessary , carrying UG’s etc half way around the world ? Well I like it , and doubt if many other guys are handing out small gifts to the girls. Makes my approach ‘romantic’ in a sense , tickles girls fancy. Anyway , if they are thinking “Silly old bugger he should be home in bed” , it really doesnt matter to me , cause I like it. Gets me smiling , gets them smiling. I need triggers to get me smiling , cause thats when I am looking my best. When not smiling I look ‘sour’ , my european ancestary at work. Not sure why european folk find it hard to smile , but reckon they do. When in Rome/SE Asia , do as the Romans/SE Asians (Thais and Flips) do ..... smile = easier ticket to get into their pants , no doubt about that. Especially the non hooker , or apprentice hooker types , those not formally working in the sex industry.

Did notice just the other day , a guy saying on the Internet he brings this/that to Thai/Phils to hand out to the girls. Has he been reading my stuff , or is it his own initiative ?. Only problem with what he is doing , he is bringing in items that might be perceived as valuable. Customs might see this as an opportunity to slug him with some tax. Also he admits bringing in more of the local currency than is allowed. Another opportunity for customs to spoil the very beginning of his trip.

Of course the best unique gift is not unique at all .... cash. But its impersonal , certainly not romantic , and does not touch the heart strings. Appreciated , no doubt about that. A mix of UG and cash is the ultimate. But hard to give cash up front without looking a ’goose’. UG’s are the appetiser : )

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Have started planning Escape-6 already , have an empty cardboard fruit box and have started dumping Esc6 stuff in there already , including a note book which stipulates numbers of shirts , sox etc needed for a 21 stay overseas. Before I washed my clothes , but not any more. Take enough for the whole trip.

Have also dumped into that box UG’s that I did not manage to offload during Esc5. I do not give folks a UG to get rid of them , I give as it seems appropriate at the time. Take one or two with me each time I leave my room , well that’s the theory , doesnt always work out that way. Sometimes I backtrack to venue and target to give (now that the season of giving is mine). They like the idea that you have not forgotten them and have found the time to backtrack. Gives you the opportunity to assess the target a second time , and whether or not to move in for the kill/date.

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New look website has finally got up off the floor and moving again.

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Started walking the dogs for one hour non stop in the afternoons. Am slowly getting back into my morning riding bicycle routine too. Did not look 1 second at tv whilst overseas , and have not looked 1 sec at tv on returning from home. At time of writing this represents some weeks without tv , and life is good without it.

For some strange reason I am into what they might call trance music. Found a station that does not talk , just plays trance music 24/7 (think its called that .... repetitive music with next to no lyrics). Got my new short wave Grundig radio to thank for that.

Good background music. I can concentrate when its on , whereas if someone is talking on radio I can not concentrate. And if if there is someone moronically repeating lyrics on my trance music I switch off the radio. Just repetitive music thanks. And no 'rap crap' either : )

Now what to do about Angeles ? . If I rave too much about it , there might be a ‘gold rush’ like with Tomtown. If I find a gem of a place , think I must masquerade it , can’t poo in my own nest all the time. Anyway , my gem is not necessarily some elses gem. And part of the fun is finding our own gems. But then Angeles is just a short time fling , I suspect. I will always belong to Tomtown.

AC (Angeles) is virtually all pay for play , not my ideal target. Perv observ , yes AC , fornicate ? Not really not that much , but I found at least one pay4play of interest in AC , as you’ll see in my Diary : )

Its a pay and shag town , whereas Tomtown is a town , an actual town with real people and real pussy. Real for me , unreal for others. Most mongers prefer the straight out pay4play girls , cause most guys are ‘hard core’ compared to me. Always been the way with me , chasing the girls living on the fringe , not the ones deep inside the hooker scene.

Right now , I like Angeles better than Tomtown but know the novelty will wear off when 1. I know every nook and cranny of AC , and 2. I find its difficult to screw girls outside the formal p4p scene. Why do I prefer girls not formally employed in the p4p scene ? Oh , could write a book about that one : )

Angeles is a pay for play town , pure and simple , and what a beauty at that. The best pay for play town in the world , and I have been to some towns in my time. Admittedly not all of them , but quite a few nonetheless.

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So there you go , that’s my contribution for this week.

Two big diaries on the way .... need KidGuru’s green light to first put Sir Lancelot’s online.

He lances-a-lot and he writes a lot , and good stuff at that , I assure you.

Back to square one , feet firmly on the ground regarding health issue. Twas nice for a while , being on that high.

Why do we have to face reality ? : )

ADD : Had some afterthoughts ..............

When I went to the oncologist (radiotherapy) , he asked me if he could examine my prostate. I have had 13 years of guys sticking their finger up my arse , and told him so , that is , getting tired of this , but as my situation is not getting any better I cheerily agreed to the examination.

Now , there is an attractive 22yr old blonde chick , medical student , sitting in with oncologist. He is a Professor at some university. Time before , it was an attractive Asian medical student sitting in. He picks the lookers , eg "Would you like to gain experience sitting in on my patients" , Yes says the attractive student. "I'll only need a blow job for the favour". 'No probs' says the attractive student. Being invited by the Professor teaching ya is not something to be knocked back. Privileged position I am sure you will agree.

So I drop my dacks and my underpants in front of blondie student. Her eyes popped wide open "My what a big penis you have" , to which I replied ..... "All the better to fuck you with"

Joking of course. But not joking , attractive blonde medical student around 22yrs was there perving on my manhood , or lack thereof.

So Oncologist does the usual and says prostate is very small result of radiotherapy , which I privately call "barbecue therapy" (fries anything aimed at). No indication of trouble in the prostate itself , he says.

He then tells me he suspects the cancer has escaped the prostate and spread to some other part of the body. Hence rising PSA numbers. Scans necessary to prove it one way or the other.

By the time I had put my pants on I noticed blondie had left our presence and did not return. Presumably she went to the ladies and jerked herself off. She had just seen the best arse and dick in town : )

Now the good part. So I know now I am in a fight , especially if the cancer has spread beyond the prostate. Even if it hasnt , I have got a fight to offset the side effects of hormone therapy. Removal is no longer an option , think I explained that before.

Starting to collect info to fight the good fight. Nothing like a challenge , especially when it concerns your very existence.

Strange thing is I am more energetic , productive , and happy now than before. Think its cause I have a mission in life .... continue to survive , regardless of my technical position in life.

Not having prostate removed means one good thing .... no napkins !

Some say your dick gets smaller following hormone therapy. Suppose the therapy is trying to make you less a man , more a woman , so shrinking dick is most probably right. Just as well some girls saw it in its prime : )

I will fight dick shrinkage too .... tie a house brick onto my dick and stretch it daily : )

About 50 odd years ago , I once met briefly a fellow teen who said he is doing that (brick tied to his dick) to enlarge his penis. Never got back to him to see if it worked. Presume it would be difficult walking around with a brick tied to your dick , under your trousers : )

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So there you go , life has more meaning/zest , now that the truth is out in the open. No more uncertainty , know where I stand. Its on ..... and I am going to enjoy it as best I can.

Trying to conjure up what I do with chicks when I have got a teeny penis , impotence , boobs , and weight gain. All potential side effects of hormone therapy. Mmmmm could be interesting. Any suggestions ? : )

Maybe throw that thing in , the one tied to the end of my dick ? : )

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Two mornings ago I got up 4am. Following morning 6am. This morning 1am , yep , not going to bed then , getting up and staying up from 1am onwards. It's 5.20am right now. The clock is ticking .... can't afford to waste time. Still on that high.

Asked some Angeles experts best time for me to visit AC again. Got that sorted out , will not advise anyone when , couldn't drink all those free beers that have been offered to me over last 8 years , plus gotta remain focused ...... pervin observin.

Yeh emailed the Angeles experts 3am in the morning and they both replied straight away (same time zone). Looks like there is more than one night owl on this planet. Perhaps they too are contemplating tying a brick on their dick ?

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Exciting times ahead. Next trip , will be before Xmas , and it’ll break the bank. Cant take it ($) with me. Suspect no more money for travelling for a year after that. I'll be sitting around watching my penis get smaller , my waist line and boobs getting bigger. 73yrs is a good innings. Gotta keep things in perspective.

Just as well I am interested in pervin observin , might be doing a lot of that in the future : )

For interesting reading , have a look at item .4. below by Throbbin Hood ..................

4. Friday 21st May 2010 ......... Throbbin Hood in Angeles City

" Angeles with Dirty Faces

.............. Diary of an Irishman's First foray into the Philippines" :

"Back in March I scammed my school in Korea - told them I was getting hitched (as if lol) in order to avail of the 7 days special leave provided for in my contract. They deserved it after leaving me in the (unheated) school alone for two months while they were off on vacation. Oh the joys of being in the employ of our kimchi eating slitty-eyed cousins. But I have to admit I was proud of my little coup, the details of which are contained in this trip report.

I flew to Manila with Philippine Airlines - they upgraded me to business class which was awesome!! Lots of top notch grub and alcohol on the house. The extra leg room was very welcome too, as I stand at 6 feet 4 inches in height. Long and skinny, just like my boto ; ) Flight was fine, arrived in Manila on time to find my driver from the Clarkton Hotel waiting dutifully for me in the blisteringly hot afternoon sun. Loaded up the bags and off we went. The Clarkton provided me with this pick-up service for 2500PHP all in. Trip took two hours, I was satisfied with the van as it was comfy with a powerful air-conditioner.

Upon my arrival at the Clarkton I was warmly greeted at reception and shown immediately to my room. The room had a big queen size bed, decent size bathroom, tv, fridge, good air-conditioner, table and two chairs. As for safety there was a digital safe in the room. I mention it was digital as this is vastly preferable to a key operated one. On a previous sexpedition I was almost robbed when a girl in my room opened my safe when I was taking my morning shower. I think a digital safe is much better because there is no way a girl can get tempted to rob you, unless she cracked safes in a previous life !!!

The hotel room had an enormous mirror which was positioned on the wall at the foot of the bed, which was awesome when I wanted to check out my activities with the ladies. It helped me to keep my posture right when I was doing the deed, my mother always told me good posture is very important. : ) Another room feature I really liked was the "redlight" in the room, just above the bed. This light made a very brothel like atmosphere come over the room when switched on - got me into pornstar mode when with the ladies.

The Clarkton staff surprised me greatly when I opted to pay in cash in full on the first day. Without any prompting from me, they automatically deducted 10% from my bill. I was as happy as a pig in shit with that - after all it was only an eight day stay, so I didn't feel that I had any bargaining power. Bargain seekers take note!! The hotel is well staffed and well run. Security on the door 24/7, prompt and tasty room service, good sized pool, lots of computers for Internet access, bar and gogo club on site... the list goes on.

Mirrors is the name of the gogo bar - I went straight in there after checking in. It had about 20 waitresses, and roughly the same amount of bargirls/dancers. Some are beautiful, some are average - you know how it goes - its all in the eye of the beholder. More than enough variety to titillate and please the eye. Needless to say, as this was my cherry visit to Angeles I went a little overboard with ladies drinks and so on. I didn't care - I was in heaven. I had one girl sitting on each knee and a further two girls flanking me, with a few strays on the perimeter getting their asses felt the odd time. Had no free hands, so I would just say "Beer me!" and one of the girls would gently bring the bottle of SML to my lips. Such decadence and fun. The girls were alot of fun, and very playful. They also put on a cultural dance show which was great. Those on stage looked like they were really enjoying themselves.

I barfined a young lady whose name escapes me. It cost 1300 pesos (plus about another 1500 for the LDs). We then made our way together to a place called RnB. 
What fun we had in RnB. I heartily recommend this place for a visit if you are up for going on a date with your girl. Its a similar set up to Thailand. You have these awesome live bands doing covers of whats hot in the charts at the moment. They typically feature two male and two female vocalists, drummer, keyboards, two guitarists. The standard is very high and would put alot of the so called musicians playing in the pubs in my home town to shame. There is no cover charge on the door, but you are required to purchase an order of food to "pay" for your table (plate of chicken pieces is 200PHP and damn tasty). They sit you down and you get attentive waiter service all night. I returned here several times with different ladies each time, much to the amusement of the waiters who were smiling away at me !!!

After our night out I brought the wife back to the hotel for some lovin. All positions and tastes catered for. Great little goer, albeit somewhat quiet. I like to hear them moan - not that I give a rats ass about her pleasure, I just like to hear a broad moan during the deed. Personal preference chaps. She did it twice with me, then I fell asleep. She woke me up at 5 saying she had to get a bus to Manila. I said ok no problems. She didnt get a tip off me because she woke me and disturbed my sleep, I didn't get morning nookie, and I spent a bit on her the night before. All in all she had a great time in RnB etc - so I doubt she was unhappy. If I seem mean, fine interpret it that way. I only tip for exceptional service. Personal preference chaps. : )

In the nights and days that followed I visited countless bars and clubs on Fields Avenue and Perimeter Road. There is just so much choice out there in Angeles - really you have so much on offer. Santos Street or Blow Row is a good place to go for a wander during the day. Some hotties to be found, and they are under no illusions as to what their behaviour should be like. They like to have an advance preview of what they will be sucking !! Black Pearl and Gobblers were both visited more than once. Only 700 PHP - no extra if you want to take the girl off premises. You typically get two hours with the girl, during which time you basically get whatever you want off her, ie bj's, sex, photos whatever. Highly recommended for a bit of daytime mongering.

Also worth a mention in terms of daytime activity is Nifty's Club on Perimeter Road. I popped in there for some naughty fun. the decor ain't great, place is a bit of a dump to be honest. But its a pure mongers bar - maybe ten girls there some hotties too. They all do short time only. Cost is 1300 PHP in the upstairs short time rooms or if you find them too grubby (as I did) you just pop across the road to a short-time hotel. This will set you back a further 200 pesos. All in all Blow Row is better value for what amounts to the same service. That is the professional judgement of this particular monger anyway.

There was one bar on Field's Avenue which stood out for all the wrong reasons. This particular establishment was called The Dirty Duck. Now interestingly I thought the layout of this place was ideal. You have seating very close to the stage giving you easy access to the bar and facilities while having a perfect and unobstructed view of the ladies. However the bad outweighed the good. The bad came in the form of a goddamn pest - a gay as Christmas papasan. This irritating queen had the audacity to try to hustle me for a ladies drink!!! I mean sweet Jesus, the cocksucker had not even the wherewithal to bring a few ladies over to me, not that I need help to approach the girls you understand. No, he just minced up to me and started asking me in a whiny queer voice "You buy me drink?". Jesus wept. Needless to say I vacated the premises with haste.

The One Eyed Wench was a great place to hang out in. there is an absolute honey of a waitress on there called Marylou. Lovely girl, new to the game, following in her dazzlingly beautiful older sister's footsteps. The sister is an absolute cracker - but off limits when her American "boyfriend" is in town. Marylou herself is a little topper. Great fun, very witty, and a hot little thing. I paid the 1350 PHP barfine without hesitation and boy was I glad I did. Took her out for a bite to eat with a fellow monger I had encountered. The three of us ate, drank and made merry. Thereafter we said our goodbyes to my mate and she and I went to RnB. Another top night there, followed by tremendously energetic and passionate bedroom action. The girl got a 1000 PHP tip. That's what she deserved chaps, believe me I dont't throw my cash around for nothing. She earned every peso, and I wanted to really reward her awesome attitude. The kind of girl that you could go silly over if you weren't careful. Treat her well if you encounter her lads.

A severe disappointment awaited me in this place called Atlantis. It had all the bells and whistles in terms of decor. But that was the best of it. Other than that it was populated largely by a Japanese and Korean clientele - a boring unsmiling lot. The girls were easy on the eye - all with stylish haircuts, nails done, designer bikinis on etc. But they were a disinterested bunch. That attitude plus the double ladies drink nonsense is hassle you don't need. The only guys who got any attention off them were a group of four Japs. These muppets were throwing money at the girls in serious amounts. I saw a minimum of 40-50 thousand pesos being thrown at the girls by the four lads. Nobody else in the club stood a chance!!! My opinion on that kind of behaviour is this - these are whores. You give a whore an inch and she will take a mile. Bad idea to be throwing so much cash at them for doing sweet fuck all. It does not bode well for the rest of us. I mean the next unfortunate sod to barfine one of those girls will wonder what the hell is going on when he realises she expects the same from him - ie money for nothing. I voted with my feet and will not go back to a club that operates on a "take every cent out of the customer" basis.

In terms of places I visited and had good times, another standout night was had by me in Cambodia. Now the place may be a bit of a dump, and not every girl in there is an oil painting. However there are a few tasty ladies around, with a friendly atmosphere prevailing. You get attentive service, fun girls, minimal pressure for ladies drinks (which were 160 PHP when I was there) and the barfine is 1300 PHP. There is a papasan in there from Northern Ireland. He is an ex-police officer who retired to the Phils on his pension. Cleverly he still keeps a house in Ireland, so if all was not well in Phils he would still be ok. He was personable, and gave me a few free drinks. There was one lovely girl on the premises who is actually a lesbian. She is a waitress, not a dancer, wears a black cat suit type outfit with fingerless leather gloves. Kinda like catwoman. This girl like pussy not boto - but is barfinable. She will happily do a threesome. Perfect night had in her company with another girl to make our threesome. Hot stuff to watch the two of them getting freaky with each other....

My last review concerns a place called Ponytails. Its kinda between Fields and Perimeter. Big place, done up like a western bar. Lots of fine looking girls in here. One downside is that they will take the mickey out of you with your bill if you are not alert. So constant vigilance is required or those Wascally Wabbits might take you to the cleaners. : ) I spent a few hours in there with a tequila girl called Marisa. She was a hottie - a dead ringer for Myleene Klass. We had some fun and I barfined her. We went to KTV together, karaoke to the lay person. Gents, karaoke is the key to a pinays heart. If you sing to her and have a fun time with her, she is all yours - relaxed and willing. We spent a great night together where she ticked all the boxes - if she had told me she had no kids I would seriously have been thinking about longer term stuff with this hottie. Still, long term has its drawbacks, and she had a seven year old boy. Baggage always gives me a reality check. But she was a beauty, make no mistake. Tipped her 400 PHP in the morning.

I could give you every boring detail in terms of food and all that. To be honest lads, the food in Phils pales in comparison with Thailand. Not worthy of review in my humble opinion. I have to hand it to the Clarkton Hotel for running a decent kitchen. They kept me going with good quality grub overall. No complaints whatsoever. I will be returning to the Phils very shortly, and I aim to see more of the country, Sagada Sagada is on my list for some climbing and trekking. No gogo scene there lol!!

If you have read thus far, thank you for doing so gents. Remember gentlemen, keep your shit wired tight at all times !!!!!!

THROBBIN HOOD

3. Friday 14th May 2010 ......... Some more Dribble (before Diary)

Warning : This waffle is rated '4'.

Read at your peril : )

 

"Phol , formerly Lt Col Phol , thus relegated to Private Phol , and now following re-orientation in our European Boot Camp , including keeping him away from the Chicks ........ said Private Phol has exited d' Boot Camp as 2nd Lieutant Phol , that is , he has risen in the ranks. Abstaining from chicks and rising in the ranks , now that's something. 

Strange but true our Boot Camp is chocka's of Brits , very few if any Americans. Of course we gave up on the Aussies yonks ago , they are beyond redemption. If they stray from the path , a common occurrence , we just have to wait for them to correct themselves. Lots of Aussies in purgatory at the moment .

Sir Lancelot has yet to step out of line. He was heading for trouble , what with all his reported touristy stuff recently , but promises me he corrected all that and is back on the pussy path again. Proof positive in his upcoming Diary loaded with conquests. A diary to equal Sir Thommo's both in length (we always knew Lancelot had 'length' : ) and possibly surpass it in pics. At least Lance has shagged the chicks in his pics : )

Now , after reading "He lances-a-lot" Diary ..... dont be envious of Sir Lance , you can do it too. The girls are waiting with open arms , and open legs. So long as you have got an open wallet : )

It just happens that both Sir Lance and 2nd Lieut Phol are both from the Old Dart (UK , for the uninformed). Which begs the question ....

Where are our American friends ? Why havent they risen in the ranks. Is it because their input to whorist.com has been amiss ? Perhaps they are too conservative/careful ..... not wanting to be discovered on a debauched site such as whorist.com ?

Maybe its a case of not enough 'class' (whorist.com) ..... well bear with me lads ..... the new look whorist.com will rear its ugly head one day. Slow as it is , progress is being made towards that end. Would like to show you some of the pages (new look) now , but will wait until finally approved by our Artistic Director ..... Sir Lance , and Tech Director , KidGuru himself. The latters work is not yet 100% completed. Sir Lances has been ready for months now. It puts the current whorist.com website to shame , and in the horse and buggy era.

Automated Forum too lads. Dats the one that is holding things up ... plenty of work needed on that one before launching. Lads who contribute to the Forum will be eligible for 'discounts' and my rejects (my objects of perversion : ). At least my rejects are fresh from the oven (cookies) and not degraded via large 'lances' , the likes of Sir Lancelot's. Wouldnt want to shag anything after Sir Lance (or 2nd Lieut Phol for that matter) ...... "hello , anyone in there" ?

Yes , America is amiss unfortunately. Did have a high energy contributor called LMarines for a while , but think a dick head emailer was directly responsible for Lm's fading from the whorist.com scene. Where is LMarine ? , formerly General Marine (can a marine be a general ? : )

Appropriate time for him to re-enter the fray .... new look time. Especially Forum , think he would ignite the forum. Very experienced monger , right age , mid 40's.

Oh well , time to stop waffling. Have plenty of side comments re Escape 5 ..... not actually diary info , no clash with the diary itself. Will save that waffle for next Friday 21st. Gotta keep padding until 'new look' is online , if that is possible. Dont want to go back to the 'Sumo' days. Have only seen them once in last 3 months or so. Must be on a weight loss programme : )

C. Ya Friday 21st .... hopefully the Northern Europeans , who perv regularly on this site , and are in the top bracket volume of viewers , also the Americans who are way out in front 75% of viewers , but not 75% of contributors , will come forward when 'new look' is launched and up and running. Befitting the cultured Europeans and the 5 star orientated Americans , methinks.

And yet we do very well with current horse and buggy look (google it : ) , expect over time , to double visitor numbers , with 'new look' , thats when Thommo might bite the bullet and go full time pervin , observin , reportin(g).

Think my Diary will be better than these Fridays Waffles. Very soon , maybe next friday 21st Sir Lancelot will have his full monty diary , incl. pics , online. His first trip to Phils. Interesting to see how he sees Phils after the massage parlours of Thailand. 

C Ya Friday 21st.

2. Friday 7th May 2010 ......... Escape - 5 ........... Philippines and Thailand

Well , I am back ...............

in the land of the Great White Elephant (Western Woman)

On a high three days now , cant come down off that high.

Give Esc5 a eight '8' out of ten. Esc4 ........ 7 out of ten.

Lots of drama's , near mishaps , losses (items). Took my budget with me in cash notes (bit risky I know) , came back with some change , not a lot , but nice budget Thommo , nice budget , almost spot on.

I was very fussy as to who would taste my dick for the last time , but taste they did.

Humungous number of great videos , nice lot of still pics too.

They said to me : "Is it true Thommo , this is your last time. Am I the last to be fucked by The Great , The Wise , The Wonderful".

I said its true honey , you are the lucky one , now stick that arse up in the air , I'm in the mood for a bit of chocolate.

It was rapid (trip) , about 19 days , and in that time , approx as follows ....

Manila 2 nights , Thailand ... Pattaya 2/3 nights ..... back to Bangkok , hop on plane ......Chiangrai 1 night ........Chiangmai 2/3 nights .......Chiangrai (to pick up my belongings) ........Bangkok 1 night (thought it was going to be two .... ya gotta read the story why one only) .........Manila 1 night .......Angeles 2 nights ......Manila ........Tomtown one and a half days (story there too) ............Angeles 2 nights ..........back home to the land of the great white elephant.

Arrived at 13 towns/cities in 19 days. Work that out.

So the heat was on , great time most of time , say 98% of time , worrying moments other 2%.

All will be revealed in my Diary , but as an appetiser cultured Sir Lancelot will be placing on NEW pages his lengthy diary and varied pics. Dif between his diary and mine. He fucks , I perv : )

Complicating things a bit is KidGuru finalising the 'new' whorist.com website. Might clash with putting diaries online will see. There might be total silence for a while. KG doesnt want us putting stuff on whilst he is transferring these pages to new website. These pages will look more spunky on new look website , not the horse and buggy pages got right now.

Be patient , its all happening (as usual).

I will see KG and get ok to place another note again , this page , next Friday 14th.

I am on a high , I am excited .... just what I needed a Perv Observ Survey of Philippines and Thailand.

C Ya Friday 14th

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Thommo , snapped muff diving , Puerto Galera/Palawan .... Philippines.

 

 

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I am ashamed of the above Waffle , but its the only thing I had to kick start a new 2010 page. Forgive me , for I have sinned/bilged/waffled ...... again.

When I return in 3 weeks time , I shall have a new Diary (Escape - 5) , pics , videos and maybe a bit of sound (audio) too. Girls sighing , murmuring , whimpering .... that kind of thing : )

Imagine ... the girls being shagged by Thommo , not knowing its their last time. Sad , but all good things come to an end ladies. Warrants recording methinks.

Also on return our prodigy Sir Lancelot will have a lengthy Diary/Report with pics too. Pics of buildings , rice terraces , borocay beach etc , I suppose : )

So plenty of reading in a little over 3 weeks time. Friday 7th May Sir Lancelots first online , then week or two later Thommo's "Lost in Paradise - Balls" : )

Tally Ho , Tally Ho .... the hunt is on ................. for my lost balls.

Where are yours ?

"Dont do them" , that's the main thing : )

This should be me , on return from Escape - 5 ..totally shagged. Remember what the wise Sage says .... "Jet in , jet out , leave it all behind" : )