IMPORTANT !

Just for your information fella's.

The most popular Field Reports are the ones who help guys find 1. the girls (names of places can find them) 2. A good feed (Restaurants) 3. Transport (how to get there and get around) 4. Accommodation (place where girls welcomed and no overnight charge) 5. Prices.

In other words ... along the lines of the "Facts" section of this website (Main Index page).

Facts , facts fella's.

Without the facts , how can we get the fucks ? !

37. November 2009 .....................................NATE

Nate's Pattaya Report

I spent only 3 nights at Pattaya but thought I'd submit my report anyway. Luckily I was there over Halloween (2009) which was a great
time with a public concert and a great excuse for all sorts of 'costumes'. Timing one's stay with an event could be a smart thing as there isn't much daytime activities.

I stayed at the Lek Hotel as mentioned in the guide, but I would not recommend it. No internet and definatly run down. At first they said they only had a room for 1200, but on pressing there was a one for 850 available, the price I had paid before arriving at asiatravel.com. The breakfast buffet was
nothing special and the dinner buffet was cheap but I found the food to be really unappetizing. There were plenty of places around in the
range of 500-600 that looked to be about the same apparent quality.

As for food, I enjoyed the basement food court, Food Park, of the luxurious mall roughly around soi 9 -- I think central-something and it connects beach road and 2nd road. Costs about 2x as much as other places (120 instead of 60 for pad thai), and you have to buy a card to add money, but the food was very clean and all the dishes well prepared.

Anyway, first I went to walking street but I felt a bit overwhelmed by touts; I got myself pulled into a glitzy go-go whose name I cannot remember down some side street. Cute outfits and some soapy show, but felt like I was going to get squeezed; the waitress didn't bring me change for my 135baht beer, and after having to find her she said she thought I didn't want it. I told her that's for me to decide and left.

I went to the go-go right across the street advertising 65baht drafts and happy hour specials. Not near as glitzy but on examination some really cute girls. I was approached by a thin girl who had a modelish look and was quite forward. Something seemed a bit strange, for her looks, when she quickly offered me LT1500, but definatly a girl, so I just hoped she was a nympho or tired.

She took me to another go-go after I barfine for 500 and asked me for 300baht to go do something. Against all good sense that told me to get up and
leave, I actually gave her the money and waited her return. Me, the girls in this go-go, the lizards on the wall, god, all knew what she was doing.

At least she came back and against my good sense I brought her back to my hotel where she actually took out a small orange pill in front of me, put it on a foil gum wrapper, put a lighter under the wrapper, and inhaled whatever it was. Had enough experience in US to know it wasn't crack so maybe meth,opium, iunno. I guess her ribcage model-looks are explained...I did her a couple times anyway.

About 6 hours later she starts crying from withdrawel; I ask (more like tell) if she needs to go. She does but comes back in about an hour much cheered up. We do it again and she takes her leave sometime mid morning, asking if she could come back later -- no im leaving town I said. Since it seemed it was an addiction situation to something serious and not so much a social party enhancer, I should have left as I really didn't feel like being the next guy to write yet another novel about horrors of thai prisons for drug crimes, but having had some problems myself in the past and having no real problem with the idea of drugs, my emotions and hormones allowed me to risk it. I hadn't seen anything that made me suspect this of girls in Bangkok [at the nicer go-gos such as this place].

The next night I picked up a very nice, pretty girl in a cut off school outfit at some soi 7 bar for 1000ST and 300BF and felt much relieved for the normality of the situation as well as the price for the quality. In fact it seems Pattaya, as the guide mentions, is best for its beer bars. The bar girls, unlike Bangkok, are as high quality as the go-go and all the girls in Pattaya were on average better looking than Phuket.

The next night I decided to stop by lolitas first and got a great bbbj cim from decently attractive enough girl for 700. Then after perusing around and drinking a bit, I picked up an attractive girl from a bar on 2nd road near soi 8 for bf300 and st900 since initially I felt tired and said I was just going to bed, but she made convincing argument. She had a tongue pierce and knew how to use it ;).

I had been able to peruse enough to find the average price quoted is BF300 ST1000, but the quality for these prices is definatly better than Bangkok where if you hear those prices you probably have to consider problems. Reflecting the good prices, there was definatly a higher guys to girls ratio, but still low enough that you wouldn't have to settle for below a 7 late night.

I enjoyed my time there a lot, but the problem with the place was simply that whoring was ALL there was to do, so unless I'm really horny, in the
end I'd probably prefer Bangkok's city as a nicer setting for a good time.

Nate

36. September 2009 ..............................MATTY

Howdy Thommo

1st...

After reading your site time to file a report. Firstly the youtube clips are great - the one of MM is utterly brilliant and I'm certain the producers of the actual music would be proud to have it as a video clip. "MM" actually a bit smarter than he would seem - check how he won't touch the Tequila till the other fella takes a swig first... Good advice.

I've been going up to LOS since 1987 so have a rough idea of the culture, speak it and so forth. If any reader does speak Thai, be polite, don't attempt to crack lewd jokes. (I know all the naughty words - NEVER repeat them to anybody). Use English with government/ authority/ cops/ English-speakers, and basic polite Thai with other folks - get along fine.

Pattaya Aug 2009 // arrival, acommodation & bars:

Arrived Suwannapumi a/p, cleared border by 07:00 then downstairs bottom floor/ exit is Bell Tpt (as well as others). Airport is huge, arrivals means a one km walk/ travel-ator to customs and border control. They're carefully checking for H1 N1 so if you have a bit of a temperature be sure take a couple of paracetamol prior to ETA...Bus departed about 09:00 straight to Pattaya, arrived about 10:30, dropped me at Soi Yodsak, but I walked onward towards central area. 200 Baht for Bell Transport, excellent.

Place I recommend is Classic Inn 199-25/ 26 Central Pattaya Road. 350 Baht without window, 450 B with. LONs/ guests welcome "...only one at a time, not two or three..." This hotel open 24/ 7 has safety box, you supply padlock, lady/ companion must hand over her ID card (baat pra cha-chom). This place handy to all and central.

On the ID card the birth year will be Buddhist calender, ie 2531 means lady is 20 - 21, 2530 means 21 - 22, 2521 means 30 - 31 etc. Don't need to decipher the rest nut the numbers on the year-of-birth in Western numerals.

Personally I prefer the age 30 y.o. to 39 y.o - I call these "bombers" and my favourite.

21 y.o to 29 y.o. I call "rockets" - these would be your go-go dancers, etc and many of that age group have Thai b/fs and take those dreadful red tablets. Anything over 40 y.o. is a "boiler" and usually a bit past it. Time to retire after that long; I mean some of the boilers can still reminisce about the Vietnam war days...

Best lot of bar-beers in the block within Phatthaya Klang to Phatthaya 10. Bar-fine about 200 B, ST about 700 - 800 B LT about 1000 up and I always tell lady-in-question there will certainly be a "tip" if she's particularly "adventurous" ("hot" = rohn). Your beer about 90 B, her drink about 160 - 180 B; one lady-drink usually show's you're a good fella, although I'm a very light imbiber myself. (On that - try the San Miguel Light - great beer at 3.5 %). I enjoy sex with a clear head and enjoy a lady with the same outlook. Total "chek-bin" about 500 - 600 B max (incl bar-fine) with 50 B tip to the bar will see you always welcome back at a place...

Be aware there is a cluster of bar-beers right outside the Classic Inn - these great for a quiet one before the evening begins but if you DO succumb to the charms of a lady in one of them remeber you'll have to endure constant scrutiny from then on when returning to your lodgings at the classic.

Never tried Soi Yodsak (Doi 7, think) - looked a bit tacky and I hate the school uniforms... Other readers may disagree.

More reports to come.

Kindest regards

MATTY

35. September 2009 ..............................MATTY

Howdy Thommo

2nd

Pattaya Aug 2009 // other:

Appears to be MANY freelancers down on the Beach Road promenade from lunchtime to dusk. Do NOT consider strolling around there after dark. Can't tell you prices for any because once I established my fave beer-bars didn't hunt anywhere else. But the freelancers, some of them looked absolutely beautiful, really pretty (NOT the katoeys; spot 'em a mile away) and one just has to wonder why these ones are not in gainful employment in a nice bar...

A great decrease in Falang visitors/ bona fide tourists/ whorists nowadays with a noticable increase in "Kheks" (ie Indians) who spend nothing because they've paid upfront for a package tour. Ladies won't go with them, anyhow, unless they're Singaporeans (latter are usually OK guys - spot 'em by the accent and better conduct/ dress). Other side is still a lot of retirees and expats; many of whom are falling upon hard times or broke...

Didn't see any Soviets (LONs) at all except in that upstairs bar on Walking Street - yuk!! Plenty of middle-class Russian families out on Koh Larn as well as Pattaya Beach though; seem to spend plenty and Ruskie-speaking Thais appreciate them...

All this means fewer LONs as a result but any eligable reader will find themselves outnumbered about five-to-one which means you can pick or chose. As stated I enjoy a lady of 30-ish and try to pick ones who are from around the areas Chantaburi thru to Hua Hin/ Bangkok area who are at least high school educated (maw-sii to maw-hok) but to do this you would require some language skills possibly.

Finest (and cheapest) coffee in Pattaya is in a hair salon downstairs under the Classic Inn - local lady has a cappucino machine from Switzerland, open about 09:00 onward. Her partner a great bloke from Oz who is visiting most mornings and a nice chap to chat with and chill after rising. Treat your evening's companion to a reasonably-priced shampoo/ blow-dry if she's been an impressive performer - you can sit and partake of the coffee.

Best place to eat is the Thai-style food hall just down on the corner from the Classic Inn; they have a booklet with colour pics of the menu and the best fruit shakes in town. One person no more than 120 B and a good place to take your LON. After all any Thai woman worth her salt would prefer some vegies/ som-tam for 75 B over some posh sit-down expensive meal... In the daytime get a deck chair on the beach for 30 B and don't miss the little punnets of coconut-battered king prawns for 30 B. Outstanding.

A nice day away is the ferry to Koh Larn - count on about 400 - 500 B for your fare and deck chair with a stunning and clean beach, huge swimming area (I still like to keep a good standard of fitness in preparations for the night ahead...). You can either take your lady with but personally I think she'd appreciate the 500B just as a tip and leave her behind; depends if you want the company. Catch the 09:30 ferry from Bali Hai pier.

Pattaya has had much bad press re: safety - check out http://www.pattayadailynews.com/index.php?p=news&CategoryID=008
for the latest horror-stories.

My advice is do not concern yourself; keep to some basic rules such as good presentation, never carry more than 3000 Baht on your person, don't overindulge (drink, that is) and after 23:00 do use the motorbike taxis as they'll remember you and look out for you. Most of the media stories are concerned with local gang disputes or long-term Falangs mixed up in what-not, in my opinion. Be very respectful, if you speak Thai be a bit honourific (put-phrot) and if you agree on a fee stick with it, even if you send her away earlier than expected - I did this once as one lady I took had an issue with me going down on her; oh well. She was the sole exception.

There are three things which stand out with the Thai women, however:

Firstly (everywhere in Thailand) LONs throughout are becoming increasingly territorial as times are tough. Once meant it was obvious you had a hard time if you attempted to take a different one from the same beer-bar. Now difficult if you attempt to take a different lady in the same STREET! That's where the motorcycle taxis are great - you step outside the bar, straddle one moto, place your lady on another one, show'em the business card of the place you're staying and away you go. The mama-san of the bar often appreciates a squizzy at your address too - I always do this when I pay the bar-fine as a mark of good faith.

Secondly, on a positive note, the quality of the Thai LONs has sky-rocketed, in my opinion, from previous years. But you have to know what to look out for. Many of them are surprisingly well educated and some have good English/ good backgrounds ( Hi-Soh or "high society" to their mates in the bars). Keep an eye out for any lady in a bar who is a light or social-drinker/ non-smoker and you'll have a start. I really go for the ones with that "Jay-Lo" appearance - shows good health to me. The scrawny ones may be on the dreaded red pills or ill with some aliment or another.

And one third thing - the barladies are getting pretty raunchy! Vast majority of them absolutely LOVE mutual oral. They all seem to insist upon condom usage now when having sex (good!) but they do things and get into positions no western porn star would be capable of. Maybe they're watching XXX movies, I'm not sure but only good.

In summary - GO there!!

Ok thank you for your time - BKK report to follow...

Kindest regards

Matty

34. August 2008 ...............................................JORDAN

PATTAYA

Me and my mate just returned from a mongering trip to bangkok and pattaya and would like to share our experiences.

we stayed in business inn (bt800/night) on sukhumvit soi 11 and took the taxi from the airport (bt50 service charge + bt65 toll + bt200-250 meter fare). business inn was average at most as i didn't enjoyed the musky smell of the carpets...but then again, it suffices as it fulfils most basic needs - especially a solid bed for fucks. =)

on the first night, headed to annies (bt1500 for 2 hrs, tips bt200 for the lady) - still the best service though not many lookers. then headed for drinks at one of the rainbows at nep. beer averages bt120, bf bt500, lt bt2500. we must have looked like suckers. =) no one caught our fancy and almost all ladies were swaying disinterestedly on the podium. the waitresses can be taken out too. headed off to the nana carpark next. more flesh on parade but be very very careful (to each his own)...those that look stunningly good are 95% lady-boys...the surgery standards have raised. lt averages bt1500 for the freelancers.

bus to pattaya is taken from the eastern bus terminal near ekamai bts. ticket is bt128 and buses depart very frequently. trip takes about 2 hrs. upon reaching the terminal in pattaya, hop on the local songtheow to central pattaya for bt20. tons of hotels to choose from in pattaya but we decided on sunview place. nicely done (bt700/night) but it is not very ideally located. travel on the songtheows within town costs bt10.

walking street and the agogos there are rip-offs. prices are the same as bangkok and although there is quantity, quality is lacking, and thus, the prettier/younger ones will want to take you for a ride. we then headed off to the many beer bars along the sois and picked out some lovely ladies. there are very very few gems along the beach (maybe 1 in 100?), so your time can be better spent elsewhere. =) at the beer bars, beer averages bt80, bf bt300, lt bt1000.

sabai room can be easily reached (just beside big c). bt1700 for 90 mins, tips bt200 for the lady, and the soapy massage experience on the inflatable mattress is heavenly! though it must be added that once the job's done, you're washed up and whisked off, even if your 90 mins is not up.

Regards,

Jordan

33. August 2008 ............ Pattaya ...............NICK

It is now 10:42pm at Pattaya. I am staying with The Heaven hotel. A good hotel right at action centre thanks to the whorist's introduction. For 7 days out of a 9 days' holiday, I have shagged 15, all sexy ones, a real feast for my bishop. No more wanking. Cost is reasonable. A few tips for a happy experience.
 
1. ask before buy.
   you can be dazzled by the number of bars, gogos, massage parlours, and all sort of gayish things i ve ever seen... As most guys here agree gogo bars can be expensive. I never bother to try, and in dim lights I could hardly see her face and body clearly, including skin quality which matters to me. Beer bar is a safer and more relaxing place to go. but the price may varies between shops even in one street, for example soi 6. before entering a bar I'd usually ask the price YD or LD, ST, BF. I am not a LT fan, and happy to sleep with my own shadow. Keep in mind if do ST using bar room you have to pay room rate as well.
 
2. Beach road can be a treasure island and you need some patience sometimes
  The Beach road turns into a 'flesh gallery' from sunset time. Admittedly most of chics on Beach road are not in good standards especially those have been waiting since daytime. Good ones get fetched without delay that's common sense. An encouraging fact in Beach road is that some of the chics are amateurs. They might have normal jobs in daytime. And usually are low-paid job such as laundry, restaurant, retailing etc. These chics got better healthy look. not over-burnt like a KFC chicken. Be patient, these chics are just far less than 1/10 in the gallery. wipe your eyes bright! Stay far far away from skinny, smoking or skins with uneven tones as i believe these are symptons of certain STD.
 
3. Do smart and fair trading
  This can save you lots precious time. If your bishop can consume 2 shags today but, as it becomes rare and rare as you staying longer, you found there are 1 or 2 more cuties that you really want to reserve for your bishop then do a 'booking'. give them a sexy, and perhaps rich, smile and invite them to your hotel next day. They'd usually happy to go. I found this resolved my 'morning thirst' as you cannot find hotties in AM easily in town. Especially if, like me, you also dislike sleep with strangers. 500THB is the norm rate for ST. This money does not help them out of poverty, instead it simply ease the poverty. So it is good not to be shrewd to those amateurs as well as not to spoil them with money.
 
Finally update to the price. soi 6 seems gets good bar chics and the bar style, airconditioned rooms, suits me better, bars on soi 7 is open air. I believe prices between chics are quite different depending on their look and age. for younger and sexy ones they may ask for 1000 for ST, for less attractive price may drop to 600. If you are not happy with the price just leave. half of the chics i picked up from Beach road can worth 1000 THB in those bars in my view wheras I pay them no more than 500 THB with only one exception of 600 for a very young look (legal age) chic.
 
 
 
 

32. July 2008 ..............Pattaya ..................JOVIAL JAMES

I just back from my latest trip to Thailand, I went to Pattaya this time. I used a taxi service with the following email taxi@pattaya4leisure.com they were great, nice cars and 1200B for airport to Pattaya. I know that you can get taxis from Pattaya to the airport for 800B, but these are old bombs, I saw one on the way back to the airport and I thought to myself "glad I am not in that"
I stayed at "The Haven" http://www.thehaven-hotel.com/home.htm it is a really nice place to stay and they look after their whorist guests really well, if a girl comes down in the morning without you they will give you a call. They also have a 24 hr security guard, who is really nice fella.

Pattaya itself is full of talent, I can only compare it to Phuket, the girls in Pattaya are generally nicer , cheaper and more willing to please. (my opinion only) I was absolutely amazed at the quality and quantity of talent in Pattaya. I have a theory on the subject, the taxi driver on the way to the hotel said that 40% of all tourists coming to Pattaya in the last year are Russians (mostly women) and 10% are Arabs. The thais wont go with the Arabs or the Russian men, the Russian women service the smelly Arab barstards and the also offensive and smelly Russian Pigs. So that leaves all the Thai ladies for the non Russians/Arabs

South Pattaya, and Jomtien are over run with Russians and Arabs, I wouldn't bother staying there. Walking street is also full of Russians and Arabs as well. So my advise to people is to stick to Soi 4 - Soi 14, ( further north of soi 4 becomes german, finnish etc) and stay away from walking street. There are so many bars and go-gos in this area , and lets not forget the girls in soi 6, man they really are lusty ladies wanting a short time in the rooms upstairs, great for an empty out.
Flipper lodge in soi 8 also gets great reviews from everyone staying there. As far as the bars go, there is probably 100 I could recommend, my advise is, just walk around till you find one you like, there as so many to pick from.

cu

Jovial James

31. July 2008 ..............Pattaya ..................BALD EAGLE

Read your site and thought I'd help out with some info. Soi BJ was named after an American run bar that was there for donkey's years from the 70'S or 80's. Was sold and redeveloped during the ninety's. Shame really it was apretty good bar to drink at and it was right opposite the marine bar to keep an eye on any action there.

Personally prefer the top end of Pattaya up near Soi Two (two gogo's, same ownership). Walking street okay to visit but pretty expensive, compared to beer bars. Second your motion about gogo's being too expensive but sometimes the loins dictate a certain female must be accomodated. Such is life.

Regards

Bald Eagle.

30. December 2007 . ............................Pattaya and Ban Chang .......... BOOM BOOM KING

What"s up T. Hope your health is good. This is the boom boom king i haven"t talked to you in a while. I just returned from 2 months in Pattaya. Im not sure if anybody has given any recent field reports on pattaya lately. I consider myself to be a pattaya expert, in the last 2 years i"ve spent about 6 months in Pattaya. Do you know about ban chang, ban chang is about a 45 minute ride by motorbike from pattaya off highway 331 near rayong. there is a nice little bar area there now. It"s not any different than pattaya but women there are more thirsty, which means a better experience for you. I really don"t know what new can be said about pattaya. I am an admitted suicide monger. I know the danger i just don"t like to wear a party hat. If the girl isn"t super hot I would rather just settle for head than use a condom. On this trip I did a good job of staying away from walking street. Walking street is just too expensive. I think you can find girls just as hot on soi 6 than on walking street for half the price. Nearly every go go that i went into on walking street 1500 baht short time was the norm, in my opinon that is just too much. Don"t forget to factor in the barfine plus lady drink, so your talking 2100 2200 baht for short time. In contrast 90% of women on soi 6 for 500 baht plus room usually 250 to 300. so for 800 to 850 baht you can get the same expierence. If your staying in pattaya for as long as i usually stay it makes a big difference. I also found a lot of good quality girls on beach road between mikes mall and starbucks. I met a lot of girls that just came into town from issan or korat that gave very good value for 500 baht. The best time for the beach girls is after 4:30 pm and before dark. After dark now the cops do random raids on the beach girls so when it gets dark the best girls move to the shopping malls and walking street. For some reason the beer bars on second road across from big have girls that think there worth walking sreet prices.There is a bar called u too bar every girl in there I talked too wanted 2000 baht longtime late at night. Just say no if your looking to barfine a girl after midnight 1000 plus drink plus barfine should be exceptable. A cashier has to work almost 2 weeks to make a 1000 baht. overall this was my best trip most of the women that i met provided good service I even met a few that I really liked. But I just don"t think that I could ever trust a girl from pattaya. Well T I hope i didn"t ramble too much for you, if you want to ask me anything I"ll be glad to answer. continued good health, take care bye. the boom boom king.

29. October 2007 ......... ....Pattaya Field Report .1. ............................ DC

What a first day in Pattaya.

First of all, do not get ur money exchanged at any US airport. They gave me 27 THB for a dollar and at the BKK they gave me over 34 THB for a dollar. For a $1000 exchanged, you will have 7000THB difference. That's over 2 LT.

I arrived at BKK and took a taxi. The airport guide told me it was 1000THB plus toll. The shady driver drove for 2 minutes and dropped me off to a private car. I saw the new driver paying the shady guy 200THB. As we left, I confirmed the fare and the new driver yelled, "1500 THB!" I said, "1000 Baht!" and he said "what!" and started to chase after the first driver. I panicked. After about 1 minute of chasing and screaming to each other through the open window on the highway, I gave up and said, "Okay okay. 1500 Baht!" I didn't want to risk my vacation or my life for 500 THB.

Took a stroll. Realized that the beer bar and the massage parlors that I wanted to go couldn't be reached for a couple reasons. The streets were confusing to me (first timer) and there are just too many beer bars and massage parlors on the way there. Somehow, I made it to the Sabai Room, next to Sabai Dee and Sabai Land. They used to be under the same ownership. Not any more. They are all separate ownership. Sabai Room had the fishbowl scene. Approximately 30 to 35 girls. Thunderstorm brought less customers and probably less girls too. Sipped on a drink while perving for 5 to 10 minutes. For 1600 THB total, I picked out a girl. My style of a girl. She knew what she was doing. She washed me and fucked me in every way. She helped me to calm down and took a good care of me for 1 and 1/2 hrs. "ttom" was her name.

Headed to the walking street. Walked back and forth. Stopped by a few GoGo bars. They all asked for 600 THB for barfine and asked for 2500 THB for LT. YD was 70 THB and LD was 110 THB. One GoGo Bar with a bunch of ugly chicks charged me 125 THB for a drink so I left immediately. Super Girl A-Go-Go seemed to have better and younger girls.

Took a beer bar girl out. BF was 250 THB and I paid 1500 for LT. After 1 hour of fucking, she wanted to leave. She had to go to bangkok in 2 hours in some hospital to see her dad or some bullshit. A word of advise. If you aren't clicking with the potential girl, don't do LT. When a bitch wants to leave, it feels nasty to ask her to stay longer to fuck her more. She was tight and the fuck was good but I still paid for LT. I felt cheated.

Overall, not a bad first night. We'll see how the next few days go.

27. March 2007 ................ Pattaya .................... Jan Spanjaard

field report march 2007 Pataya march 8-11
Pattaya is for me a carnaval for younger tattoo guiys and (stealing) Lady-boys. Never let a ladyboy close to you or your wallet is empty without feeling anything. A ladyboy is a verry nice looking girl walking on the street who will come walking to you. A real (working) girl stand (or sits) on the street (almost the complete lengt of the beach boulevard in Pattaya but most between central road and Walking street) and will just smile to you and waits untill you come to here. Most ask 1000 Bath long time but the younger and more beautifull ones I like(as 50 yr old man) did only like ST and ask 600-700bat ST. So nothing for me on the beachroad promenade.
Shark GoGo bar (ca 200m in the Walking street on the left side) is still the verry best for me.
I go always drinking in a GoGo bar if I dont find a girl just to kill the night. The Girls at Shark are dancing just before you on your drinking table. 55 bath all night for a draft beer, ladies with verry short miniskirt and no panties and after a few tips of 20 bath you can even touch them. Stay friendly as me and you can go verry verry far... No pushy- but you can BF the girsl(BF 600Bath).
I have never found a cheaper+relaxer place in pattaya to get drunk between naked pussies.
The best place to pick up a girl is "BJ street" Soi 6. About 40 bars on the east half side of the street (near pattaya second road) are screaming welkom to you in front of the bar. Just walk slowly untill you see a nice girl and walk slowly to the girl you like. If she does not look to you in most cases she does not like you - but if she is youg (like I like) she can be shy/just not speak English. Just talk to the girl who do speaks to you and ask if the girl you like want to do what you like. The 4 young(19-20 yr) nice looking girls I found here were asking 2000 bath LT (including the 500Bath barfine). With older / less nice girls you can have LT for 1500 bath in total.

At the (south) corner off central pattaya road and beach road are some beerbars with working girls sitting outside. Friendly Smilling 24 yrs Ann was asking and the second bar south from the corner 700 bath LT + 220Bath BF. She did here best with sex (wanted no BJ) but her boddy was just too uggly to have sex more then one time.

I found all prices too high (compared to Cambodia and Philippines) but after vissiting Bangkok and Hua Hin thereafter I must conclude that Pattaya is the best place to fuck and to watch shows in Thailand of the 3 citties I vissited.
Only during happy hours (7-9 pm) you can found 2 cheaper places to watch GoGo showes in Bangkok( Soi cowboy Spicy girls 35 Bath and the one just opposite 40 Bath for your drink). Both have miniskirt without panties (exept when the police is in the street). A tip too touch a GoGo girl once in Bangkok is 100Bath.
Concluding; Iif you want to do Thailand for sex or naked pussies/tits just go to Pattaya but stay far far far away (kick them away) from anyboddy who lookes likes a verry nice girl which comes walking to you (to steel your wallet).

Jan Spanjaard
Netherlands

26. December 2006

"I went to the Classroom go-go bar (Soi 2) on recommendation of a previous monger to look for girl #77, but she was not there at the time, which was about 9.00 pm. Very few customers, but the girls were good standard, about 7.5 or so. About half walked round bare breasted. Chatted with one for a while. Instead of buying a lady’s drink, I slipped a folded 100 TBH note down the front of her panties into her crutch. The bar fine was 600, and she wanted 2000 TBH for LT, non negotiable.

I thought I could get better value elsewhere, so I went out and across the Soi to the Classroom bar. Chatted with a bunch of girls for a while and negotiated an all nighter with one girl till 9am for 1,000 TBH. She was no stunner, but seemed enthusiastic. Well, she was certainly that. Body was a bit worn with one kid, but she rooted like a rattlesnake. Her blow job technique was amateurish, so I went down on her DATY, got her to an orgasm, and kept her there. I turned her onto her back, and I fingered her to keep her coming. I straddled her, hooked my feet over her wide open legs to stop her from closing up on me, my cock in her mouth, left hand supporting her head, right hand behind me fingering her clit.

She kept coming, convulsing with ecstacy, trying to hold herself up with her arms around my hips while I pounded my cock into her mouth. She was slobbering with saliva, convulsing, crying, howling and moaning while I kept into her. Finally I couldn’t hold it any more and let fly. She sucked, swallowed, howled, kept bucking while I kept fingering her. When I was totally spent, I pulled out of her, she calmed down, and we collapsed onto the bed.

She wrapped herself around me, and we slept like that. Woke up a couple of hours later feeling a bit horny. So I rolled her onto her back, lifted her nearside leg and on my side, slipped into her pussy, which was still a bit wet. Fucked her sideways. She woke up and got into it. I gave her clit a bit of a stroke and she started coming again. Blew myself into her pussy and we fell asleep wrapped round each other. What a GFE.

When we woke up in the morning, we were at it again, till I popped into her pussy, which was a bit sloppy by now.

We had a shower, went down and had a nice breakfast. She didn’t leave.

I went back to the bar in the evening and barfined her again for 2 more days. We went back to the hotel and started all over again. I figured that it was a lot cheaper than drifting from bar to bar, buying beers and ladies drinks to find another girl who could be a total waste of money and effort. So I get my four or five fucks per day, massage any time, fed, cuddled. Pay more barfine every now and then. What a life. How can I drag myself away from here?"

25. December 2006 ................ Lolita's.................... Newbie

This is my first report as a newbie.  Thanks to all of th3e guys that have posted before - it made my life a lot easier. And being a bit shy, the place was a bit confronting, with so many bars, so many girls, so many options. And how do you actually negotiate? How do you start the process going?

I can report that the Areca is as girl friendly as reported. At check in, I was briefed on the routine to bring in girls, including breakfast vouchers for visiting girls. And the nice touch of a pack of condoms in the room.

I went over the road to check out Lolita’s to get rid of the internal pressures. Picked Aleese, or she picked me. Nice body, pretty face. The standard price is 700 TBH plus tip. The standard routine is upstairs to a basic, clean adequate room. She sits you on a couch, with a pad under you. She kneels on the floor on a mat. First off, wipes your cock thoroughly with a refresher towel soaked in alcohol. Made me jump. So I grabbed the towel and put it on her nipple, made her jump and we had a laugh. Aleese worked on me like a trojan, a human vacuum cleaner. Somehow she managed to keep my cock banging on the back of her throat without gagging.

It didn’t take long till the dirty water was offloaded into her mouth. Very professional job. I talked with her for a while afterward, seems she gets 400 of the 700 TBH fee, and she gets about 5 customers for every shift that she works. With tips, that is damned good money. She was worth it, good value for money.

24. November 2006 ................ Continuation - 6.................... Roidfreak

...Continued                                                 (6)

              The girls working in the bar of the Haven hotel were very friendly and 1 in particular, named "O" kept smiling at me and calling me over to sit with her whenever she saw me so I had a drink with her then I called Kai and decided to go to Blue Parrot Cafe for some food.I wanted to meet Joy so decided to get another facial  so we headed to Royal Garden Plaza. I went to the salon and Kai did some shopping. Joy was there and she took me into the room for the facial. We talked for ages but I didnt tell her Id definitely meet her tonight although we knew we'd both be going out.She asked me if Id go to Candyshop and I told her Id maybe see her there as I was going to do the rounds in Walking street..
   That evening went out with Kai and a few of her friends including Nam whose ass I had pounded before and some girls from TQ2. We ended up in Lucifers then at Candyshop (50 Cent club). As time passed we were having a good time and sat down near the front of the club.It must have been about 1am then I saw Joy and her friend Air walking towards the exit. Kai waved her over and they came and sat with us.We had drinks and danced for about an hour. I was grinding up with Joy but she seemed really shy then I took her friend and did the same with both of them. After it became evident that I was obviously interested in Joy, Air took her aside and they talked to eachother. At the same time Kai asked me if Joy was staying with me tonight and I told her I wasnt sure because I hadnt asked her.Besides,she could have been a freelancer but Iwe didnt know and I didnt want to upset her by asking her. Kai said she'd talk with her and went over to Joy and Air. They talked for a few minutes then camed over. Kai took me aside briefly and said that Joy liked me and when asked if she wanted to stay with me she hadnt said anything so Kai asked her blatantly howmuch she wanted. Joy told Kai that she didnt want money and that its not for money. Kai had come to the conclusion that Joy was not a prostitute but actually a decent girl.
"You take care my friend ?"  said Air.
I said "sure, you no worry" and Kai reassured her.
"Where your hotel?"Air asked me
"Haven,soi 13" I replied
Then Air left and went home. After, Kai bought a bottle of Black Label Whisky from a convenience store and dragged me and Joy to a gay club! "What the fuck?" I asked her. She said her friend owns it and just wanted to drop in and say hi and basically flaunt me around. - I needed to take a piss but it was packed in there and I was wearing  sleeveless sweater and my arms are twenty inches, pumped up solid muscle, im fairly younghave been told by many girls im good-looking and in good shape. I just didnt want some gay fuck touch me up as I was going to piss and me end up knocking him the fuck out. Kai and Joy thought it really funny when I told them and they saw loads of these gay guys looking at me. Joy was holding ,my hand in the club so it should have been obvious I wasnt a queer..Anyway I had to go so went to the toilet and put my mean "dont even look at me or I'll kick your ass!" look on my face - it worked good,nobody touched me.Now in the toilet this is the fucked up part - each urinal has a mirror on the wall directly above it at an angle so in essense when you're pissing,another guy can get a good look of your package! Then there are these gay massagers that do their thing as you piss.-I gave the guy a really serious look so he knew to stay away then I took a piss quickly. The place was packed and theres no way you can stop them watching you..I got back to our table and told the girls.They were laughing hysterically.We finished off the bottle and I told Kai I wanted to get the fuck outta there.
Kai told Joy where the hotel was and off we went. I was  looking forward to seeing Joy naked.
In the hotel I wasnt entirely sure Id get to fuck her tonight. I showered up and gave Joy a towel and she went in the shower. I gave myself another testosterone shot and put some condoms by the bed to hint at her and see her reaction. She came out and got into the bed. Up until now,I hadnt even kissed her. Indeed she wasnt very experienced in the bed. I made the moves and we were making out. She seemed nervous at first ut I joked and talked to her and she became more comfortable. I fucked her for about 45 minutes with me on top then her on top but I couldnt cum! Finally kept going till I came. It was about 4am and the poor girl had to go to work in the morning! She got ready for work about 9am and  woke me to say goodbye and left.She works 10am till 10pm, not that the money would have ben more than a drop in the ocean for me but she didnt ask or even hint at any money..result! :-)
  When I woke that afternoon,Kai phoned me and came over. I told her what happened and I actually enjoyed Joys' company.I thought maybe shes trying to butter me up and hit me for something big later. Kai said it could be a possibility but she thought Joy was genuinely what she seemed and not a whore. Even when she poke to Kai, Kai said joy didnt talk like a bargirl,etc. She didnt have that cunningness about her.(And this was coming from Kai,a girl who had worked in various bars in Phuket and Pattaya and who was expert a playing guys and very streetwise.) Still inside I stayed skeptical..
  I called Joy and asked her if she wanted to go out after work and we agreed to meet in RGP at 10. During the day I went to Tonys Gym to work out, ate and generally relaxed. I met with Joy and went to dinner with her at Nong Nual restaurant.The food was good aswell as the service and prices were not over the top. There is a bar next door, think its Rolling Stone Bar and I found it weird she liked rock music so after eating we went over for a few drinks. We were sitting by the pool table having a great time and a couple of drunk Japanese guys were playing pool..One of them checked Joy out blatantly infront of me in a perverted way and was being loud and generally abnoxious. He then looked over at me and seemed to be giving me dirty looks - Not the smartest thing he could do considering he was about 5foot 3inches tall, weighed about 180 pounds,his gut hanging so far over his belt that he probably cant see his puny two inch dick! and Im 6foot 1, 240pounds,muscular and a professional cage fighter(Not to forget my MASSIVE COCK :-)LOL!). I knew he was drunk so ignored him.Joy seemed a little intimidated. Then the guy went to take a shot and it was obvious Joy was behind him.He didnt seem to care and expected her to get up so he could take it.."Hey, move! Can't you see Im trying to play the game.." he mumbled,giving her dirty looks. I told him to have some respect and the alcohol suddenly turned him into Superman. Both of the guys came toward me with pool cues in their hands,till I stood up and towered over them. I didnt want trouble but wasnt about to be punked off to my face, plus I would have wiped the floor with both of them at the same time. When they realised I wasnt going to back down, it was as if somebody had poured freezing cold water over them - the one guy seemed to pretend to hold the other back..We then got up and decided to leave. The guys had made her feel very uncomfortable, guess because she's oriental and they are Japanese it maybe pisses them off to see a hot girl with a farang instead of them.Who knows..
  Kai called me and told us to come to TQ2 so we went over. Had a drink with Kai and a few of her friends and decided to go on a bar crawl. There were the guys that run TQ2, about 4 girls with them(including um),me,Joy,Kai and a few girls with her. We hit TQ1, chilled out there then ended up going to watch the show at Angel Witch.Got introduced to the manager, I think his name was Mike,an american guy. When Joy went to the toilet, um came over to me and felt my cock.She told me she knew I had a lady but to call her when I had time for her. She was cunning looking but also dirty and sexy at the same time,with an athletic body.I would have gladly fucked her in the toilet there and then!
  Joy had never been in agogo before and was amazed..End of that night she stayed with me again and needless to say, I fucked her senseless. In the morning she left for work whilst a slept!

23. November 2006 ................ Continuation - 5 .................... Roidfreak

continued...
  Today we basically chilled out on the beach most of the day and I continued reading "Confessions of a Bangkok Private eye". Finished the book and went back to the bookshop, bought a book about thai-falang relationships and another one -"My name Lon,u like me?". Started reading the one about Lon, was based on the autobiography of a girl who runs away from home and becomes a gogo girl and her exploits. Real interesting book..
  In the evening had dinner at a big seafood restaurant on beach road, expensive but good lobster and evrything in general good,but on beach road so obviously tourist prices..Bought a few pirated dvds and some tshirts.
  Today Kan rang me about 7 and asked where to meet up and what time,etc..I met her about 10 pm in Hellboy Bar in the Tiger complex. She worked here for two months previously and had some nice friends working there. I met them and at about midnight we headed upstairs to the danceclub. It was packed, they played some good RNB and HipHop music then the DJ started playing some fucked up techno bullshit but interspersed with good dance music. Kan could dance awesome,especially the way she could bump n grind, I knew she would be great in the sack and couldnt wait to sample her talents. The club was full of freelancers and they were groping and grabbing whenevr I went to the bar or toilet or even when I was dancing,a huge choice and nice hot talent.I was with a group of about 8 girls,all Kans friends and we all had a great time.Only guys pay to get into the dance club, 240baht including 2 drinks so not bad.. G had met a tourist and left with him to her bungalow.We left there about 2 and headed back to my bungalow. I popped a viagara 100mg with a redbull. As we got to the hotel, Kan told me she had lost her ID card a few weeks back and I knew they were going to ask. I saw the guard and just walked right passed him. G was roughly the same size as Kan and he mustv mistaked Kan for her.. In the bedroom we chatted a bit about last time we met then got down to some excellent sex. She blew me for a good 15 minutes then she rode me,moving just like the way she danced, great flexibility and perfect motion. I switched positions to doggy to spoons then cum into her in the missionary position. Wow!Totally awesome. She told me she initially liked me the first time I came to her bar but since her english was limited and the fact that I had been with her friend, I was off limits.. After an hour of sleep, I woke up with a hard-on and she was up for another round. Great blowjob taking her time and smiling, no hurry to get it over with and multiple position fuck for ages before I came,then we showered and slept. In the morning I gave it to her one more time and she was giving as good as she got. I had already given her 1000 before and I gave her another 1000baht. She thanked me and left.She told me to call her if I wanted to see her again and I knew I definitely would.
   Today was my last day in Phuket before I went back to Pattaya for about a week and Bow had been calling and texting me, aswell as Kung and I was definitely getting laid tonight.Thing was, I wanted to either fuck Bim or Play or Kan. Kan had such a pleasant personality and we had so much fun both in the bedroom and outside that I liked her and decided to go with her again.
Today G wanted to do something together in the evening since it was her last night in Thailand-had a flight back to Pattaya in the morning then she was going from Utapou airport to the new airport in Bangkok to get the evening flight back to England.(I was planning to stay in Pattaya for a week then come back to Phuket for one month and start training Muaythai again).
   G wanted to watch the Phukhet Fantasy show but it wasnt showing that evening so then she suggested the ladyboy cabaret show at Simon's but again,didnt get tickets for that evening. We ended up going to Big C and shopping in Otop and I bought some perfect quality copy Diesel and For All Mankind Jeans for 600 baht each(they were asking 2200 each!)then in the evening we met up with Kan and her friends and went dancing in Tiger again. Kan came with me that night and we had a repeat of the night before. I gave her 1500 in the morning and she thanked me again and asked if I was coming back. I told her after a week and then she left. We caught a taxi to the airport (400baht) and landed in Utapou. The taxi we had pre booked was going to drop me off in Pattaya and then take G to Bangkok, total of 1000 baht. I met up with Kai at Central Festival and she said her goodbye to G. Then G left.
   Me and Kai got a taxi to the Haven hotel on soi 13. Kai talked to the reception and got me a nice big air conditioned room for 750baht a night, no joiner fee.The hotel has a restaurant and a separate bar complete with a pool table and bar girls there.

22. November 2006 ................ Continuation - 4 .................... Roidfreak

Kan (Kanjana) was a girl that I really had the hots for 1st time I met her and this time.She is 20 years old, a total stunner, been working the bar scene for about a year but has absolutely no attitude or snakeyness about her, and Ive met some snakes but am cunning fuck myself..lol.
Today, G and I went across the street and decided to go jet skiing.(Lucky for me I never get hangovers). They asked 1000 baht for 30 minutes but agreed on 1000 baht for 45mins but told us not to tell any of the other jetski operators. Was great fun then we got 2 sunloungers (50baht each), grabbed a few drinks and chilled on the beach.I had bought the book "Pattaya:Patpong on steroids"by Duncan Stearn-great book at Pattaya airport and decided to have a read whilst lying on the beach. After a couple hours, we were hungry so decided to go to "Viva Mexico" on a soi off beach road near the Starbucks. The food was excellent and prices were fair to,with decent sized portions(owned by a resident Mexican).Stopped at Hagen Dasz afterwards and it was fucking expensive, worse than England prices, no joke. We walked down soi Bangla and I went into the small bookstore and bought a few good books-"Confessions of a Bangkok Private eye", "No Money No Honey","Hello My Big Big Honey",and my favourite - a pocketguide to bar phrases then headed to the hotel to rest and get ready for the evening.
   We went into soi Easy and I went to the old Welcome Bar. There I met up with Jaja from my last trip and had a few drinks with her and saw Nan,her super hot sister from last time.(Just incase Jaja's not around next time I may get the chance to fuck Nan too!;)... G wanted to hang out at the tiger complex so I went with her and ended up at Pussycats again. Had a blast and got buzzed. Jaja looked hot and wanted her tonight so I left G at Pussycats and Pale and Play said theyd take care of her.The Ozzy guy was going to meet her there and go dancing,etc with her. That suited me because I was on heat. I went to take a piss and ended up talking to a Welsh guy named Kevin.Super nice guy, he owns a bar called "Up to Me, Sure Bar" in the back left of the Tiger bar complex. He invited me over and gave me a couple free drinks. I played connect 4 with a cute bargirl named Orr and bought her a drink. She was groping my cock and definitely fuckable (a friend of  mine had fucked her last time whist I was banging her friend Pech from soi Easy),but I had a 1 track mind set on Jajas sweet titts tonight.
I staggered at this point back to Soi Easy and bar fined Jaja (250baht). Straight back to my bungalow and had a shaggathon with her.Shes light skinned,23 with huge natural and FIRM titts and a lovely shaped ass.Beautifull face but 2 slightly crooked teeth. I told her to kneel over and entered her doggy-style to start out. Hammered her this way for about 10 minutes whilst massaging her perfect boobs, switched to missionary with an ankle held high in each hand then let her ride me hard till I exploded inside her neatly trimmed cunt. Watched some t.v then went at her for seconds,fucking her sideways and standing up whilst she bent over and leaned on the bed. Had a brief chat with her and she told me she had been gambling with some other bargirls all night before, playing Mekong. Had an interesting chat with her about barwork,etc. but no sick buffalo stories! In the morning I gave her 1500 baht and sent her on her way. She tried to secure me but I gave her the usual "maybe..not sure when..Ill call u".
   G knocked on my door about 11 and wanted to go to the beach so we went and had breakfast at the Red Chair restaurant, next to soi tiger behind the fake muaythai show ring. Its a regular place of mine and the place is small, nothin flashy but excellent food and servise time and time again. The next door restaurants always try to pull me in but I always go to Red Chair. Its Thai food and fresh seafood you can choose what you want and they cook it for you. Dishes between 80-160 main dishes,45-70 starters and HUGE portions. After we headed to Patong Beach and chilled out for a couple hours. I finished "Pattyaya:Patpong on steroids"(wonder y I loved that book:-) ) and started reading "Confessions of a Bangkok Private Eye". What an awesome book,I couldnt put it down. Anyone who gets involved emotionally with a thai girl should definitely read it. After the beach we caught a tuk tuk and headed down to a snake farm. Watched the show which was quite entertaining and took a few pictures with snakes round our necks,etc. all good fun then back to the hotel to prepare for the evening. After dinner we had drinks at various bars then G was meeting the Ozzy guy and I ended up in Soi Easy,this time at Love Bar and met Bow from my previous trip.A really fun girl and great athletic figure and beautiful face, fun in bed. The bar is near Welcome Bar and Jaja saw me with Bow all over me, didnt say anything but deliberately walked right infront of me with a sad look on her face. Fuck it, I thought - she knows I alternated between her and Bow last time and she knows I butterfly so she could like it or leave it. I barfined Bow but told her Id be back in 20minutes - Just wanted to make sure G was alright. I knew shed be in the Tiger complex to meet the guy so I went over and told her I was with Bow.She was fine and had plans so as I was going back to Bow, I bumped into Kan..FUCK!! I wanted to fuck her for ages and she wanted to go with me but I had already paid bar for Bow. I told Kan id go with her tommorow because I was with some friends from the Muaythai camp tonight and she said ok.I gave her 1000 baht so she knows im not bullshitting(I wasnt, I actually wanted to go with her above all other girls) (bear in mind I know her very well and shes not the typical cloak n dagger bargirl).I go and get Bow then on my way to the bungalow,bump into Kan and 2 other girls as they were going to Banana disco next to my hotel. She gives me a puzzled look and walks on after her friends point at me.
Back at the bungalow,Bow is drunk and a night of multiple Bjs and fucks in every which position thanks to my two sponsors ,vitamins "s" and "v" lol! I fucked her and came 3 times then she tells me shes going to Udon Thani next week for 3 nights and tries to convince me to go with her! Screw that idea,ive got no intention but I just tell her ill be busy "training." I give her 1500 baht next morning and me,G and Bow have breakfast together.One thing I remember is how attentive she always was, whilst eating I needed a tissue and before I even said or motioned for one, without even looking at me she stopped eating, grabbed a tissue and handed it to me,bloody brilliant!

21. November 2006 ................ Continuation - 3 .................... Roidfreak

After shopping at Royal Garden Plaza, we went to the Blue Parrot Cafe on Soi Pattayaland2 and had some of the best mexican food Ive ever had - good portions (and being a 240 pound bodybuilder, I can EAT :-) ) and really tasty food. Chilled out then after I went to Tonys gym to get pumped. G had had enough of Pattaya so we decided to book flights for Phuket the next day. In the evening was still in the mood for mexican so went to Tequila Reef Cantina and again,the food was excellent with decent sized portions,Im sure would be enough for most average size, normal men. The margaritas were good too. We had an early flight next day so didnt wanna be out too late. Made the rounds at a few bars then without having the intention of actually screwing anyone tonight I bumped into a hot looking FL on Beach Road. Cant even remember her name, I think it was Toy.. Told her I was only interested in a quickie and she agreed. Fucked her real fast,cum in about 15 minutes and gave her 700 baht. She was off and I got some rest. Funny thing is, I bumped into Jaa from my previous trip.She works at Cowboy Bar in Patong but she was in Pattaya with a customer who she referred to as "papa"lol!.And she was going back to Phuket tommorow on the same flight as me!Holy fuck!,small world..
   Next day paid 5000 baht each on a special deal for 2 people to go Phuket and return on the same dates via Bangkok Airways.We decided to go to phuket for 5 nights. We arrived early evening and checked into the Tropicana Bungalows,on Beach Road. Nice at 850 baht each, no joiner fee but they check the girl's ID card at the front desk until the girl leaves.
   Ist evening, we go to a few bars and I go to High Heels Bar in Soi Gonzo where Kung from my previous trip works and I give her a box of chocolates (She was the ultimate - bj, pussy and anal and an insatiable appetite for sex!). She is overjoyed to see me and asks if G is my GF. I say no and Kung is all over me, but I want to see who's new in the Pussycat Bar(my favourite) in the Tiger Complex. Kung wants to go with me but I buy her a few drinks and xplain that tonight I just want to go out and that Im here for a long time and will give her a call and get together with her at some point later, that for a few days I had to accompany G. We went to Pussycat Bar and I saw 4 new girls working there, one stunner but about 27,divorced with 1 kid(but perfect body and face) think her name was "Play". And 2 cute girls but fresh from the farm, about 20 years old with great athletic figures. I was secretly hoping that a girl named Kanjana who was a friend of Kai's would be working there. I met her last time but obviously being with Kai who was head over heels with me ,couldnt touch Kanjana(look on Phuket Personals website,her pic is still on it, then u'll understand why!)Anyhow,back at Pussycats, we had some drinks, G was having a good time getting chatted up by some Australian guy and playing bargames with some of the BGs. The owner of the bar is a German guy named Klaus. Great guy, he remembered me from my previous trip and was getting me hammered on free drinks with him too. I was looking round and saw Pim and Bim, the hot looking twin sisters that work in the bar next door. I was pretty buzzed at this point and went over to Bim. She sat on my lap and helped herself to my balls. I felt her ass and we chatted I took her number, had a drink with her and said Id go with her another night.She remembered me from last trip,even though I never got round to banginig her then.Tipped her 100 then left, thats when I saw her-Kanjana was sitting at a bar a few bars down drinking a heineken.I went over and started chatting. She obv remembered me and we had a couple drinks and she gave me her number asking me what I was doing tonight and invited me upstairs with her to Tiger Disco but I told her Id meet her in half an hour..Back to the party going on at Pussycats. G left with the Ozzy and I stayed behind. It was 3am by the time I looked at my watch and Play was all over me.I was happy to take her and was looking forward to doing her but when I got up(I was sitting ON the bar) I could just about walk. Seriously I had to explain to Play that tonight I "no power", paid the checkbin then somehow got back to the hotel and collapsed..No pussy for me tonight. I had completely forgotten about Kanjana when all the vodka redbulls and samson,cola redbulls had hit me.
In the morning I read Kanjana's texts "Im in Tiger now, I wait u..".."I go my room now,u call me if u want see me."

20. November 2006 ................ Continuation - 2 .................... Roidfreak

Roidfreak 2nd Thailand Trip Report Continued (2)

The following night mwe ,Kai and G went out to Number 16 Tim's Bar and had some drinks and again Mai was trying to stake her claim to me.I started to get pissed off but didnt show it. Instead, I had noticed a lovely young girl from the bar next door eyeimng me up and smiling at me. I told Kai I wanted to fuck the girl but didnt want to cause a scene between the two bars by causing loss of face to Mai and Kai said she'd talk to the girl and explain the situation. Me and G waited just outside the beer bar complex and five minutes later, Kai emerged with Muy, the girl from the next bar. She was gorgeous,18 years old and been working the bar for a month.Her English wasnt good but Kai spoke perfect english and thai and since we were all going dancin,it was no problem. Muy was shy but seemed really glad to have come with me. When I asked Kai about howmuch,she said that bf was 250 and the girl said it was up to me..We went to Candyshop(the new 50Cent club) and all danced and drank for a while.Me and G split the bills, Kai offered to chip in but we never let her,anyways its peanuts for me and G since we both are financially very secure. Took Muy back to the hotel and got down to business. She has a great athletic figure with a lovely ass but small,firm tits and a gorgeous face. I started missionary, swithched with her on top then I stood up and had her straddling me, legs wrapped round my waist. I was holding her up with one hand,pulling her hair with the other and screwing her brains out "good?" I asked at the same time, "oh yeah, good!" she moaned. i then took her doggy and shot my load into her this way. Only fucked her once in the night but was a marathon thanx to the little blue pill and all the testosterone in my system. Had a repeat session in the morning then gave her 1500 baht and took a couple shots of her. "U come see me tonight?" she said and gave me her number..I said "not sure" and she was on her way with a smile. I really enjoyed the fuck with her and knew Id have more at a later date. Thing was, there was the gorgeous Ket on my mind from Tims Bar too and She was exactly the kind of girl that really turns me on. She had a face u want to look at when you're blowing your load and a petite,athletic curvy body and the personality that clicked with me right away. I had to have her but her and Mai were friends and Muy worked right next door. I knew it would be hard but she was at the top of my "to do" list before I left Thailand.
  Next evening went out with Kai and G again and one of Kai's friends Nam who was a freelancer in Pattaya who was waiting for her sponsor/boyfriend from Greece to come back. Kai told me she hadnt gone with a man for 2 months and was really horny. Nam was good looking-not too much make up but naturally good looking and had a slim body with nice ass and a good rack. Kai told me Nam knew that Kai and me had fucked several times before and asked how big I was and how good,etc. and Kai had given me good reviews. I knew that Nam wanted to give me a go but her boyfriend was coming in two weeks and she had waited 2 months.. I decided that I was gonna fuck Nam that night on the sly. I knew from Kai Nam had never been fucked in the ass before and my idea was simple-to go out, all the girls drank and let Nam be all over me once she had a few in the club,grind and dance with her then take her to my room and give her a thrashing. She was gagging for it and although she didnt know it, she was getting banged hard by me today. We all went to TQ2 because Kai worked there a few years before an wanted us to meet everyone. The bar is run by english guys and they all made me very welcome with free drinks,etc plus all the gogo girls thought I was a VIP and I met the ones that caught my eye,in particular "Um". She was stunning and a friend of Kai's I bought her a drink,she sat and fondled my balls for a while and I checked her goods then we switched numbers.Tipped her a 100 and left. We went to Lucifers and the girls got slaughtered. I made my moves on Nam and we were playing tongue-twister in the club. Kai looked over and gave me the thumbs up. Soon after, me and Nam were showering together in the hotel. I had already popped a trusty blue pill and 25mg proviron, and had the vaseline near the bed ;-) I downed 2 redbulls and Nam was soon sucking my cock like a lollipop. I reached dowm and she had a neatly trimmed bush.I ran my fingers between her pussy lips and she was already soaking wet. I fingered her then she virtually raped me! I lay back and she got on top,riding me hard and deep, shaking her head. I squeezed her boobs hard and put my middle fingertip in her ass. She was drunk and horny at the same time. I got on top of her missionary and put her ankles over my shoulders, an old favourite of mine. I sunk my entire cock into her all the way and pounded her hard for about 15  minutes then switched to reverse cowgirl and fingered her ass gently whilst reaching for the vaseline.She either didnt notice or didnt care. Now I bent her over so shes on her knees,lifted her ass up high and told her to keep her titts close as she could to the bed with her face in the pillow. I slid it inside her pussy and pounded her full power for a few minutes,pulling it out then leisurely sliding it back in. After a few minutes I pulled it out and buried the head of my cock into her anus. She tightened up at first and moaned but I fingered her clit and told her to relax.I could feel her tightening round my cock as I went deeper with each stroke and then just put my entire cock into her ass. I fucked her slow and deep for about 10 minutes and shot every drop of cum from my balls into her bum, pure class..We showered up and fell asleep.Dont know for how long but I awoke in the night with a boner,slid on a mates "explore" condom (I always bring mine from england) and she was lying with her ass towards me-big mistake on her part. She was probably still plastered from all the vodka so I got into position.I lubed her ass and slid in half a finger then slowly 2 fingers. Her pussy started getting wet and she grabbed my cock and engulfed it into her cunt,spoons position. I fucked her for 10 mins then pulled out and into her ass again. Pounded her hard like this then rolled her over onto her front with a pillow under her hips.Fucked her ass hard as I could and blew my load into her, showered up and got a great nights sleep.
In the morning we all went to eat. Nam and Kai chatted in thai and Kai was giggling whilst Nam couldnt look me in the face. After,Nam went back to her room and G,me and Kai went shopping. First thing Kai asked was if I had fucked Nam in the ass? And I confessed. Kai was laughing so much,said that Nam was drunk but remembered bits and pieces and that she said her ass was hurting in the morning!LOL, I told Kai to tell Nam it was probably the side effect of drinking too much vodka! I told Kai that Nam hadnt asked me for any money and that i had forgot to offer but he said Nam just wanted a good fuck and that her older boyfriend/sponsor was sending her 30,000 baht a month  and paying her rent and mobile bills so she was ok for money.We went shopping and I bought a few tops totalling about 700 baht for Nam. Kai had bought the same ones so I told her to give them to Nam on my behalf.She was an absolutely amazing fuck and I had broken her ass in well,so I figured a little token of my gratitude was appropriate. Roidfreak.

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19. November 2006 ................ Pattaya - Personal Experiences - 1 .................... Roidfreak

First off, I had a friend who decided to come with me last minute,this very close friend was an ex girlfriend(I will refer to her where necessary as "G") that was now my best friend and knew I am a player and wot my intentions were in Thailand once I got there. Will skip thru the boring parts till something of substance to report..
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Got to Bangkok and checked into hotel in Patpong.Jet lagged to fuck so didnt wanna fuck ne1 tonight so did a bit of shopping.Bought a knuckle duster and a counterfeit handbag for a gift, some Nike Air copies, a tiffany bracelet and a Franck Muller watch. G got her bits n pieces then we headed back for some rest. Got into the lobby and the receptionist started talking about the government, the army, problems and something about a coup! I figured I misheard something and went to bed. Got up in the morning and realised there were problems between the army and prime minister and I thought "fuck that,get the hell outta Bangkok fast" and we headed off to Pattaya :-) .
Now I had kept in contact with Kai from my previous trip and me and her had become close. She had a boyfriend in England who was sponsoring her and she was about to get a visa so she had gone straight and not working bars anymore, infact she had moved back home to Korat and kept in touch with me via the laptop he had bought her. I told her when Id be coming to Thailand and she was going to Pattaya for 2 weeks during that time while waiting for an interview in the embassy. Her boyfriend at the time was in England. I kept my old thai sim and called her as we got into Pattaya.She met me and G then we checked into a hotel with 2 separate rooms and decided to rest for a couple hours before we went out.

I popped a viagara as I called up Dream Teen massage and asked for Joy from my previous trip. I had brought a few boxes of chocolate from duty free and put one on the dresser to give to her. She arrived within 20 minutes and was delighted and surprised to see me. I had brought some posters of myself for an upcoming fight and was going to take them to my muay thai gym in Chalong when she saw 1 and asked if she could have it and I said "sure". She gave me an excellent massage,bj and fucked me with great enthusiasm(With the exception of for a BJ, I always rubber up,just incase I dont mention it again). I switched position 3 times and blew my load into her doggystyle whilst squeezing her titts really hard with one hand and rubbing her clit with the other. She came momentarily before me but I kept pumping till I had drained every last drop from my balls. We lay on the bed for a few minutes and chatted, then I went into the shower and she followed. She rubbed me down and cleaned me thoroughly, I rubbed her down and my cock was at 100% power again and she kneeled down and blew me in the shower! this was fucking awesome :-) She sucked and deepthroated really good, and I shot a second time all over her lovely titts(she is about 5 foot 4 and has massive and firm titts.) After, she wanted to meet up and I wanted to keep my options open so I said I was in LOS for a long time (6 weeks) and would get together with her at some point. I gave her 1500 and she left.

Later that afternoon I went with Kai and G to Royal Garden Plaza and we ended up in a hair and beauty salon. The girls were getting their hair done and I went for a facial. The girl doing my face was 24 years old,very tall for a thai,about 5 foot 6(definitely a female:-)) and very attractive,named Joy.She took me to another room and prior to starting she asked me to remove my tshirt (I have a good body,am 6foot1 and about 240pounds of lean muscle) I thought she was going to fuck me but she did the facial and we chatted for ages. She asked if 1 of the girls outside was my girlfriend and i said"no,only friends" and I never let on to her that I had already fucked BOTH the girls previously :-). She then went outside and asked them and got the same response. Within then next 2 minutes, we had exchanged phone numbers but the facial was very professional but I caught her checking me out a few times.I offered to remove my pants and she laughed. I knew I would surely be getting my big fat cock into her at some point(and I was right!:-), but more on that later).She told me she had a long term thai boyfriend before but they had split about 4 months ago. I said Id be in pattaya for a few nights,then off to Phuket for a few nights,then back to Pattaya to see my friend off to the airport,then Id stay in pattaya for about a week,then back to phuket for muay thai"training".I told her that Id link up with her sometime when I had returned from phuket to see G off.We went out and ate thai food and I bought some anabolic steroids at a pharmacy then went back to the hotel.

Went out that night with Kai and G and went to drink at No.16Tims Bar in the muaythai complex near the beginning of walking street. Gave Tim a box of chocolates because she helped me so much during my previous trip. She gave us all comp drinks then we sat there for about an hour and half drinking,chatting and playing games. Funny thing is, Mai from my previous trip was there and I had banged her previous trip and not bothered replying to her texts. She saw me with G and Kai (both stunners)and her face dropped-G is of asian decent and Mai thought 1 of the girls was my GF! There were also 3 new girls to the bar,all very sexy and 2 of them were really hot,one was named "Ket". If anyone reading this goes to pattaya I suggest you check her out,shes 5foot4 with a huge dragon tattooed on her back and is model beautiful. She started talking with me to the envy of the other girls and since she was new,didnt know Mai had gone with me before.I wanted to barfine her and screw her senseless and she was definitely game, that is until Mai pulled her aside and had a few words.From then Ket completely backed off and Mai tried her hardest to flirt with me. This really dissappointed me. Mai expected me to BF her and had obviously told Ket I was off limits. I had no intention of that and Mai was shocked when I paid my checkbin and said"oh no thanks, Im going to agogo bar now,to look for lady" when I was asked "you want pay bar for Mai?". I had hoped to get my message across for when I came back for Ket but u'll see what happens later. I didnt take another lady that night,I wanted Ket but now my mood was off, and besides Id already cum twice so was feeling ok. I gave myself an injection of testosterone propionate then went to sleep.

Roidfreak

18. November 2006 ................ Facts and Personal Experiences .................... Ray

Hi. Sorry it has taken me awhile to get back after my visit to Pattaya. I enjoy your site and figured to share some of my experiences recently had in Pattaya.
1. I arrived in the new airport at midnight, it was quite a hike through the terminal to go through immigration but when arriving at that time it amazed me that they had plenty of help so it only took a few minutes, They even had a bank open with 3 tellers right after you cleared immigration the agents at immigration did not smile much but the exchange girls smiled at all the whorist arriving. After claiming ones luggage it was again like going through Don Maung going through customs with nothing to declare. Once outside the area one is bombarded with the pesky taxi drivers and limo services. The only downfall that I had here was not being able to find the Taxi stand where one can find the meter taxi, I did not see where they were parked and did not feel like going to the departure are trying to locate one. so if anyone knows where to catch them please let us know. So I went back and got one of the expensive Limo services. The cost was 2400 baht including tolls. They actually told me 2900 but I brought it down to 2400 because that what one of the drivers told me outside and thats what I got to take me to Lek Hotel, driving time to the hotel was roughly 90 minutes.
2. I spent two weeks at the Lek Hotel and the room was average but am not complaining as it was 750 baht a night. Ate the breakfast buffet every day and the cost was 110 baht the dinner buffett which i did not eat was 180 baht. This place is still friendly to our overnight visitors. and when they get ready to leave they will call you to verify al is ok after the fun night was over. Plenty of guys with there catch on there arms in the dining hall. Food Service, maid service and even if you wnted a massage after arriving was available.
3. Now this is where the work and fun begins. The beer bars where fun and I butterflied in a few of them. All the girls where friendly and cute in trying to entice you into coming into their bars. I would walk to walking street and check out the bars and gogo but did not find them all to be my liking so would end up by one of the beer bars near the Lek hotel where I could crawl back or have assistance with one of the gals in from the beer bars. Closing time varied from bar to bar and gogos but ranged anywhere from 1-2am. but there are exceptions where one could be there till 530am was the latest i stayed out in the beer bars the manager would turn off the outside lights but we would still be able to get drinks all night long if desired. Happy hour prices were the best anywhere 70baht to 90 baht for heiniken and singha beers depending on where you went to drink, most gogo bars were charging 110 to 125 baht a ladies drink. There were no such things as ladies drink really at the beer bars though but it made for interesting times when you buy the ladies drinks. I rang the bell a few times at a couple bars lucky for me they were not to busy and not many girls working as when one rings the bell they but everyone in the bar a drink I think one time my chit was 1600 baht and that was for a whole night of drinking till 5am and another time it was only 590 baht not many people in the bar that night. The B/F at the beer bars were all at 200 baht. and then I gave anywhere between 800 - 1000 baht in the morning never discussed price it all depends on how one feel I guess and what one thinks the ladies is worth but be careful if you butterfly as they will talk when you are gone. The prices at the gogo were a lot higher and of course during off season not quite the peak season. The B/F at the gogos before let say 11pm will cost between 800 - 1200 after 11pm you should be able to get her for 500baht. Depending on bargaing and age factor one might be able to get longtime for 1500 but most asks for 2000 and up for all night lucky to get one for 1000 short time, I had a cut one at the classroom that I was to b/f and take out. It was a slow night early on and told her I would come back at 11pm to pay bar fine . told her i pay 500 baht and agreed to pay the cost of her company for the evening, but when she went to mana san to pay the b/f mana san said no b/f 800 baht till midnight. guess what i left explained too much and went back to the beer bar again till 5am had as much fun there then I probably had with her. At the bber bars you will see a wide variety of ladies some young and new, others are very expiernced you will be able to tell I had the opportyunity to be the very first farang to spend an evening with one of the newbies I made her very welcomed and hopefully she will still be around when I return to Pattaya as I was her first experience on her first night in the bar, so timid n shy can only imagine what the next time will be with her in May when Ireturn. Be careful at the beer bars as the girls are all excellant in the bargames they have, especially when one has had too many drinks.
4. This time I had one massage at the VIP Massage Parlor, next to the Diamond Hotel. The Prices were roughly 700 -800 baht for a 90 minute massage paid to the house and 1000 one paid the girl for the sex, She would scrub you up n down in the tub, then ride you up n down on the airmattress followed to some fun on the circle bed. They also had an offer for two girs and then you would double the price. I also experienced on my last visit to the Sabai massage parlor there the price was all inclusive the price i think was 1800 baht i think they are right near the Big C shopping center. At both places you get to choose from the fish bowl for your selection I think next time I go I will get a double and explore the double team. Right before I got the massage I had the grope and scare as I was at this gogo enjoying my singha watching the floor show when this stunner sit next to me, take a swallow of my beer, but her hand down my shorts and enjoying herself kisses all over me . im thinking this is crazy whats going on here getting all worked by her as im watching the show on stage i do a test but my hand on the crotch figuring if she could so could I but guess what i found, needless to say i left immediately getting ouit of there and straight to the massage parlor for what i know is real.
The places I would visit again while I am there are the classroom gogo event though it was a light problem with mama san the girls were all cute and friendly, Mistys gogo was a hit n miss one day great next day not so. Then there was the kittens club/penthouse very nice and cute girls again. There are just way too many places to go and have a drink.
5. On my return home the cost for my ride back to the airport was 850 baht which I had arranged through the Lek hotel paid the hotel and the ride was same time frame 90 minutes. The charge is still 500 baht for the departure tax.
Since this was my 5th trip over the past 2 years I have found the information you have given on this site a help in determining the places to visit and try to avoid. I hope this information will help some of the fellow whorist and if you want more information I will try and give you more information just write and send me an email for additional information and comments
Ray

15. June 2006 ................ Pattaya - Low Season .................... Andy

i finally figured out a cheaper way to whoring. do it in the 'low season' if you can. first i thought it is low season because of the summer heat in may/june. but it turns that the heat in no different than what it was in december when i visited pattaya then. in fact it was a bit better in may/june because of the short rains spells/clouds  which bring down the temperature. the reason it is low season is not because of the heat in thailand but because people have couple of days of holidays in december. so, if that is not a factor, i'd encourage whorists to travel in low season and save some bucks. air fare was cheap in may. but it has not shot up. cheers, andy

14. May 2006 ................ Pattaya - Overview .................... DH

I like this site because there is mostly true whorists on the field reports and not guys in there honey moon phase.
That’s why I decided to give this valuable whourist information.
I have been living in Pattaya for the last 5 years but work offshore for the oil and gas industry I get to visit most parts of Asia even parts you wouldn’t visit for a holiday but for now a field report from Pattaya.
Walking street
For the last 2 years over the xmass 2 week period the GOGO Bars in walking street have put the bar fine up to 2000 Bhat and the girls want 2000 Bhat minimum the bar fines drop back down to 400/600 Bhat after xmass and the Girls want 1500 but still go for a 1000.
I haven’t stated LT or ST as you now it’s about YOU and the deal YOU do with the girls.
I am not going to waste any more time on walking street if you like that sort of thing dig in and spend your money the scams are endless. But the true whorist already knows that!
Lady Bars
Lots and lots of them. Bar fine 200/300 bart the girls will want 1000 but will go for 500 or try a 1000 and they pay the bar fine.
A tradesman working on a building site gets 200 Bart for a 12 hour day these girls are getting a lot of money.
The lady bars are fall of fat old birds wanting a 1000 (there is no discount for fat old birds) I trawl the bars every night from Jomten to Naklea and rarely find some thing nice
Beach Bar
So were will the whorist go for top tote and a bar gin price the beach bar ow yes.
Known as beach road the Pattaya city hall put lights all a long the beach to stop prostitution there but it has made it a safer place to shop and you can see what you are buying beer at 7/11 prices and no bar fines.
Prices 300 bart ST note I say ST I only really do ST so I can’t tell You what LT is. Were to start bottom of soi 6 and walk down to walking street there are always good lookers to be had. The time of day? it is 24hours but 11pm/01am is the best. People say it is not safe you are not alone there are lots of Frange watching the world go by be nice and smile and you wont go fare wrong.
The under pass
Located end of walking street own transport needed for this one. If you go to the end of walking street you come to bali high peer hang a left and this will take you to the under pass. About 10 women around this area 100 bart specials all in but watch out some will try and push you up to 200 bart.
Good hoeing and remember DON’T JUMP WITH OUT A CHUTE!
Turnex out!

DH