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The most popular Field Reports are the ones who help guys find 1. the girls (names of places can find them) 2. A good feed (Restaurants) 3. Transport (how to get there and get around) 4. Accommodation (place where girls welcomed and no overnight charge) 5. Prices.

In other words ... along the lines of the "Facts" section of this website (Main Index page).

Facts , facts fella's.

Without the facts , how can we get the fucks ? !

13. September 2008 .......................Sayuri Massage Parlour ....................SERIOUS

Like many others, I'd never have found this place at all without Whorist Thommo's map and description, and even with them it was a long walk and I thought when nearly there that I'd gone wrong...

There is a 20' tall sign on the 'main road' down to it - which is tarred but only has dust footpaths - but then the building doesn't look a contender for a large brothel; no sign on the block itself and it is bare concrete, three storeys, dull grey.... It looks like a failed office block, lost out of its area.

However, walking right up to it, I found the sign over the door , so I went in.... It was broad daylight and the place was dark inside, dark and empty.... I explored through an aircraft-hangar size lounge bar with a stage off to my left and as I did so I was startled to find that through a 30' long low internal window in the opposite wall I could see girls in bikinis sat on tiers of benching like a Roman theatre. They were floodlit and colourful and chattering to each other.

Further exploring led me to a door which let me thro into a tubelike space lined with leather sofas facing the girls, who were behind a second even bigger window. Clearly, this was the "Goldfish Bowl" described by Thommo.
It took a long time to count the girls because there were over a hundred and twenty in four tiers. I found a seat to complete the count and suss the place out. A waiter popped-up and offered a drink. It was all very nice.

Study revealed that the girls could see the guys - there were about twenty other guys sat there, all Asians. The girls were visibly discussing us ! Time revealed that when a guy chose a girl, a tannoy system called her wrist=tag number, and she exited to the rear of her 'bowl', whilst the guy exited to the side of our lounge room.

I selected a busty dark-skinned one, maybe number 76 ? - the guy in charge told me her name was Gae. I duly met her in the corridor behind, and she led me to a windowless basement room. It had a bath with a shower over it along one wall and a three-foot high brick & concrete shelf along the opposite wall with a mattress on it. No decoration but the ceiling and the wall behind the 'bed' were sheeted with mirrors. Excluding the mirrors, it was just like a prison cell, actually. She left me and returned carrying an inflated lilo, which she went to toss on the concrete floor. By this time I was sat up on the bed because two huge and colourful scarab beetles were on the floor below and I had no idea whether they were hazardous or not. Despite being barefoot, she unhesitatingly stamped them to death, hosed away the remains using the shower, and then dropped the lilo and then we began a charade.

She had no English, I couldn't even identify her language. She gestured I must strip and lie on the lilo, so I did - despite having no idea why. As I did, she stripped, revealing a dense black bush over thick outer lips and an excellent set of 34CC's. Just as I'd hoped in all areas. She clearly knew nothing about Western trends to shaving fannies. Then she squatted over me and began washing me very minutely, lathering repeatedly with a big block of special "soapywash" stuff. She'd brought it back with the lilo and unwrapped it as I stripped; it was specially packaged in a "Sayuri Soapywash" box!

She did my legs and chest, then struggled to get me to roll over. At first she tried telling me what to do, but I of course had no idea what she was saying. Then she tried gestures, but they weren't too clever. In the end she dragged and pushed parts of me until the light dawned. I was laughing my head off at it, it was such a hoot. She did my backside in the same way, all very meticulous and obviously rehearsed. She was no amateur. The feel of her bush sitting on me and sliding about should've been erotic but actually the whole soapywash experience was so over the top that I was laughing too much to register it. I learnt from the process that she was a very strong girl indeed - I'd chosen her for that sort of look but even so, god she was powerful. Tiny waist, strong arms and legs, and especially the thighs. She might've been a useful footballer with that build. It took a full hour for her to complete the ritual of lather, rinse and repeat with strong massage included; she really worked for her money. By the end I thought that any customer trying to rough her up might find they were the one in danger, even though she was barely 5' 2". Solid was the word....

Finally she dried both of us off and gestured me up onto the 'bed', where she immediately began cocksucking. I'm sure with Asian customers she'd have chatted awhile there. Once she felt I was ready she gestured 'missionary' and 'doggy' and I chose mish. She produced a condom and I got on with the job; she swung her legs up once I was in and allowed herself to get fucked without a word. I gave her fifteen minutes of sweet working: she was nicely tight and her responses were satisfying enough, but if she came I didn't feel the usual cuntgrip coming on, never mind pulsing. Still, I'm easily twice her age and she was probably getting fucked seven times a day - anything will lose its gloss if you do it too much.

Afterwards it turned out that she couldn't get her hands up her back to refix her bikini top, so I did that, and it was remarkably satisfying to fasten it onto her superb firm big tits - not least because few girls needed a support there less than Gae did. Cupped in my hands from behind her bare bust was very erotic indeed, and she knew it. I think that cup & fix pleased her more than everything else.

It was definitely worth the money - including my drinks and snacks I spent less than 3,000 Baht in Sayuri. Technically I paid for her at the choosing room and she never got handed a dime, so I don't know how much she got out of it. And I couldn't ask her either....

On the way out a fleet of slim pretty girls in blue silk dressing gowns had assembled in the formerly-empty foyer, who may have been the ones that sing to you... But I didn't ask; I just took a tuk-tuk home. Very enjoyable and economical way to pass a sunset...

Serious

I went to that place last month. It sucked!

Ok, big selection of girls.
But very unfriently service and papa san. Went there at around 10 pm. Busy and full of Thai guys. First they wouldn't pay attention to me; 2nd papasan started with 2500. When I asked a Thay guy sitting next to me about the price he said 1500.

Papa san got on my nerves and kept on asking: "You live in Chiang Mai? You live in Chiang Mai." when I tried to beat down the price

Didn't like that place at all. Just left.

Suggestion. Pick up a nice girl hanging out on the streets after 11 pm. Much better!

Otherwise CM is a nice place to stay.

CJ

I also spent a few days in CHIANG MAI. Like any potential whorist i prepared myself beforehand by reading this website and decided to pay SAYURA MASSAGE a visit. With a print-out of Thommo's directions in my pocket, i decided to walk from my hotel near Thappae Gate. Directions are perfect, it took me about 45 minutes and on arrival i made sure i told the papasan that i did not come in a cab (didn't want to pay an inflated commission-based price). I was there at about 5pm and the fishbowl had about 25 girls in it although only a few of them were my type. I chose number 43, a 21 year old called Eye with a pretty heart-shaped face and cute chipmunk cheeks. Interestingly when it came to paying, the papasan (who had previously told me the 'models' were 2500 baht) asked me again whether i'd come in a taxi and when i said 'no' he quoted me 1600 baht (i wonder whether greeting/thanking him in Thai influenced him?). Also while i was paying i noticed three really hot girls walking in to the fishbowl - so overall the standard of girls was fairly good. Eye took me to a small room and then we both got in to a hot bath and she washed me. Disappointingly there was no 'soapy massage' - if you try just one thing in Thailand, go for the soapy massage - heaven! I wasn't disappointed for long though, as she gave me a nice blowjob, then we fucked in a number of positions. The room was nowhere near as luxurious as say for example Cristins in Phuket, but it had a mirror on the ceiling which gave some nice views.

I didn't go to any gogo bars in Chiang Mai, although i did see one on the opposite side of the moat about five minute walk from Thappae Gate. Nearby is a nightclub called SPICY (another recommendation from this website) which is a good pick-up place. There are lots of nice girls, dancing in groups and before long i was joined by a very petit girl who looked like young Lucy Lui. Her name was Ying and she was 27 - although i'd have guessed 21. She grinded up against me as we danced on the dance floor and kissed me passionately, making me wonder what she'd be like in bed. I decided to find out. It cost 1000baht for long time and it proved to be a really good night. We showered, then fucked in a number of positions. She had a tiny body and small pert tits, but she could contort in to some great positions - i particularly loved fucking her with her ankles wrapped around my neck, kissing her neck as she groaned loudly. When it comes to 'long-time' i'm not a fan of girls who just roll over and fall asleep - but Ying was the opposite, she cuddled up to me, kissed and we fell asleep together. Then more great sex in the morning. For 1000baht i got a lot for my money.

9. November 2006 .................... Massage Chiang Mai ......................... WALKER

Field report.

I just stumbled onto your site. I used it to my advantage so I want to make some field reports. The first report has to do with locating the some of the Massage Parlors. Some of your folks may have moved a little high tech and incorporated such tools as Google Earth and GPS systems into their whoring: I have. The coordinates for three of the fish pond massage parlors are as follows:
Sayuri Complex: N 18° 47’ 26.0” E 99° 00’ 29.6”

Pandora: N 18° 47’ 16.9” E 99° 00’ 53.3”

Chiang Hill Hotel: N 18° 48’ 14.5” E 98° 57’ 43.4”

I only employed the services of two of these venues, and the difference was like night and day.
Sayuri Complex: Based on your web site information I went to the Sayuri complex On October 24, 2006. I love to walk five to ten kilometers per day, so the day before I walked out from my guest house in the old city to locate both the Sayuri Complex and Pandora’s. The most direct way to either Sayuri Complex is to head east from Tha Phae Gate, east down Tha Phae Road to the Ping River, where it changes its name to Charoen Muang Road. For point of reference, this is the way one would go to the train station. This can be handy information if using a tuk-tuk. Tell the driver that you want to go to the train station, and on the way out just tell the driver to stop and let you out when you get to either Bumrung Rajt Road for the Sayuri Complex or when you see the Shell Station if you are headed for Pandora’s. That would save you from running the risk of having to pay extra for being delivered by a tuk-tuk driver.
I walked out to Sayuri from Tha Phae Gate at about 8:30 p.m. on the night that I used their services. It is only about a 30 minute walk, so there was nothing to it. I felt quite comfortable and secure on the walk there and back. When I got there I was quite surprised at both the number of girls in the fish pond and the number of potential customers sitting and standing around. The pond had perhaps 40 girls sitting in there. But there were damn near that many potential customers in the place. Every seat was taken, and still there were probably another 15 or so men standing around checking out the eye candy. There was no opportunity for me to get a beer, sit down and relax while picking out a girl.
Being a leg man myself, I prefer flat-chested women. There was only one or two that even came close, so my options were extremely limited. I picked out one, and told papa-san her number. He asked me how much I paid last time, and I told him 1000 baht . Perhaps that was a mistake and I could have told him 900, but why bother? I handed him a 1000 baht note and that was that. No bickering over the price. Of course, there was no “last time.” I jut used the advice gathered from the whorist web site.
The girl was nice looking with a hard body. All of the rest of the girls with their cleavage on display looked soft and mushy. I always suspect that most Thai girls with relatively larger breasts have either been putting on the feed bag a bit too much or have implants. Nothing that I saw in the fish pond hat night did anything to sway that opinion. Neither type of girl is that appealing to me. So off we go to our private room. By the way, the Sayuri complex has come in line with everyone else, and you only get one and a half hour, not the two hours listed on your web site.
We start off with a bath. That is fine by me, but the girl took entirely too long bathing me and herself. That kind of set the mood for what was to follow as I was starting to get disappointed about using so much of our time together bathing. She just wasn’t in any hurry.
Once the bath was over we got down to issues. She starts off by giving me what was probably the worst blow-job of my life. She put the condom on first. I accept that, if it is the girl’s preference. The problem is that I am uncut. She put the condom on in such a way that my foreskin still partially covered the most sensitive part of the head and was being held in place by the condom. She was down there working like Hell, but I am feeling next to nothing. I am starting to get really frustrated and it is even pissing me off a little. Perhaps part of the problem was that she was so young and inexperienced. She was only 22 years old, or so she said.
Next, I suggested that I eat her out. Okay, some of you might say it is sick to eat a girl out that may have been pumped by an unknown number of other guys that day, but she did really scrub herself well before we started. Plus, I just love to eat pussy. I must have been a lesbian in another life.
She told me that she did not like to get eaten out. Okay, this whole thing has now gone from bad to worse. I can’t feel her giving me a blow-job and she won’t let me eat her out. I know a lot of guys without much life experience would be more that happy with events as she had such a firm sexy body and was fine as frog hairs. But by this point in my life I have quite a lot of sexual experience and I like things to be special every time by, and this so far was turning into one of my worst ever sexual experiences.
Okay, things continue and eventually she decides that she wants me to eat her out. We do a fair sixty-nine for awhile, but still I am not feeling much from the blow-job and we did not communicate well enough due to the language barrier for me to explain it to her. Finally I just got up and got one of my own condoms and put it on correctly. Then we were able to have some sex, but she was too small and could only take about half of me. I’m used to that, so I wasn’t disappointed over that. We finished with about 10 minutes to spare. I subscribe to the theory that there is no such thing as bad pussy. It’s just that some is better than others. Well, using that theory, this was good pussy, but all other that I ever had with the possible exception of a few of those first few times as a kid, was better than this one.
I walked on back to my guest house in the old city. Again, I felt quite secure taking this long walk, even though it was by this time after 10:00 p.m. The neighborhoods were well lit and looked nice enough to me
This next report is an old report about my experience at the Chiang Hill Hotel massage parlor. This experience is at the other end of my sexual experiences. As this happened just over a year ago, I was anticipating similar excitement from the girl at Sayuri, and perhaps that was part of the reason I was so disappointed with Sayuri.
August 2005 at the Chiang Hill Massage Parlor. I did not know the locations of and fish pond massage parlors in Chiang Mai, so I asked my travel agent: A fellow using the Americanized name Dave. He even gave us a ride out to the place. I say us because I wasn’t going out there alone.
I went with an American bi-sexual woman whom I had met. I will call her Kate, but that is not here real name. I am single so I can some times hook up with American women while traveling. This one had mentioned that she had “experimented” a little with bi-sexual activity, and was looking to try it again. That is what brought in the travel agent. I asked him if there were any couples friendly massage parlors in Chiang Mai. He told me that he would check into it and call me back. This was when the Ping River was flooding so that may have limited his choices, I just don’t know. Anyway, he called me back and said that he had one for us.
We treated him to dinner out at the foot of the mountain that evening, and he then took us tot the Chiang Hill Hotel afterwards. He even accompanied us in to talk to papa-san. There just may have been some sort of a kick-back in it for him, just as with the tuk-tuk drivers, but I wouldn’t know.
As your site states, it is a small fish pond with perhaps fifteen or so girls in it when we were there. The place had a nice lounge area from where we could have a beer, relax and enjoy some eye candy. This was far more of a comfortable setting that was Sayuri.
Dave negotiated the price for us and helped with the selection of two girls. The most important part was to get a girl that could and would satisfy Kate. Dave, Papa-san and Kate discussed possible choices. Kate likes big tits, and that was what she went for. Then I let Kate pick one for me: flat-chested, of course. But Kate, Dave and papa-san discussed things to insure that the flat chested girl was okay with women having sex with one another. Papa-san assured us that she too was bi-sexual, so our selections were made. The agreed to price was 1200 Baht per girl. Hey, that was fine by me as I was going crazy with anticipation as this whole thing was unfolding before me. I would have agreed to any price. We thanked Dave for his efforts and bit him good night.
Up to a room the four of us went. I with my flat-chested sweetie and Kate with her well endowed partner. The place had a large shower. As it was the first time at a fish pond for either Kate or eye, we just let the two girls walk us through.
The girls both undressed then undressed Kate together. That was HOT! Then they turned on the water and my girl took Kate in for a shower. Evidently Kate must have had a really dirty pussy because my girl scrubbed it and scrubbed it, burying her fingers to the palm. I was in Heaven, but so was Kate. Soon Kate was cumming on the fingers of my flat chested girl. Kate and I discussed it later and we both felt at that moment that somehow they got the girls confused. But hey, neither one of us had any complaints. I was seeing the show of my life, and Kate was cumming hard from getting her scrubbing.
Now it was my time in the shower. Kate’s “date” quickly showered me while Kate and my date dried off. Then Kate’s date and I dried off and we all headed for the bed. Kate’s date then lubed up her full titties with oil and proceeded to give Kate and nice tittie to tittie oil massage. By this time the girl with the little titties is giving me a wonderful blow-job without a condom while we both are watching the show on the bed with us. Everyone is on fire. Kate is back to singing the happy song, and this just encourages her date to work harder. When it became obvious that Kate was ready for more, her date went down on her and ate her unmercifully. What really surprised me at this point was how much these two Thai girls were really enjoying their work.
My girl was now ready for action too and quickly put a condom on me. I was so surprised at what happened next. She did not use any lubricant, nor did I eat her out yet to get her wet, but she just climbed on top of me and slid right down. It is not that she was loose, she wasn’t, its just that she was drenched. I suspect that watching the other two had her on fire and she need some attention to her pussy to help with that fire.
Okay, it got really good after that, but I don’t want to bore you with all the details. Kate’s favorite part was when her date was eating her out and I was eating her date out while pounding my date, who was busy nursing on Kate’s breast. My favorite part was when Kate was eating out my date while Kate’s date was eating her as I did Kate’s date doggie style. That night was clearly and first for me and maybe even a once in a lifetime experience. While I have had a great many three-ways during my life, that was the only time I have had a four-way which was with three very hot and sexy women at the same time: one American and two Thais.
Was 1200 baht per girl too much? Perhaps I could have got a lover price, but I would have happily paid $1200 dollars per girl for that night, or ten times that. Perhaps I paid a bit too much, but I will always consider my night at Chiang Hill to be the best money I ever spent. Actually, Kate paid for one of the girls. She wanted the night to be Dutch treat. We split all costs that night except I paid for the taxi to Kate’s hotel, where I spent the night.
There were two somewhat funny moments during our all too brief hour and a half at the Chiang Hill Hotel Massage Parlor. At one point I mentioned to my date how much I was turned on by her breasts. She doubted that but Kate quickly reassured her that it was breast size that caused her to be chosen. My date referred to her titties as “baby titties.” Kate and I got a kick out of that. The other funny incident occurred when at one point I started fucking Kate while the two Thai girls were helping us get the most out of what we were doing. Kate suddenly asked me to stop. She said that we should be fucking our dates and that she and I could go to Kate’s hotel to fuck afterwards. Damn! Why didn’t I think of that?
Okay, in our lifetimes we look for that one really great sexual encounter: one that is truly a lifetime event. I have had the good fortune to have three. One, many years ago, was soon after I married my first wife. She brought her best friend to our bed so that together we could pop her friend’s cherry. That was hot. Another took place in Bangkok some years back and involved my second wife, another bi-sexual woman, and an escort who was impeccably dressed as a Thai school girl and played the role completely from start to finish. The escort was 19 years old but looked much younger. That one cost me 10,000 baht (I think) for an all nighter, but was worth every penny. My third lifetime highlight sexual event was that night in August 2005 at the Chiang Mai Hill Hotel with Kate and what seemed to be the two sexiest chicks in all of Thailand. God, I love this country!
I realize that the readers of this web site may not be fortunate enough to stumble across a girl like Kate that will go out to play without some lifetime commitment (a ring). But some just might have a wife or a girlfriend that is just as adventuresome as Kate, or maybe more. If so, I doubt if they can ever beat the Chiang Hill Hotel massage parlor. The place is small any cozy enough that the woman accompanying them would feel comfortable. I seriously doubt if Kate would have felt comfortable at Sayuri with thirty or forty Johns sitting around wondering about her.
Now for the comparison of Chiang Hill and Sayuri: There is no comparison. I preferred that cozier atmosphere at Chiang Hill. The room at the Sayuri was slightly cooler that the room at Chiang Hill, but both rooms were too warm to be conducive to good sex by my book. Sayuri with its burgeoning fish pond and overflow crowd of whorists reminded me of being at the Night Bazaar, only for sex. The girl at Sayuri, while she was damn hot looking, was about as sexy as my doctor, and made me feel as though my doctor was giving me a physical exam, not having sex with me. By the way, my doctor is hot. She is a tall, thin blond with legs up to here, but she is somewhat shy. As fine as she looks, I have never even come close to getting turned on when she has me get undressed and starts doing examinations, even when she has had occasion to handle my equipment. I don’t even fantasize about my doctor. She is just so clinical when we are together, and that is how the girl at Sayuri was: clinical and certainly not alluring enough.
I didn’t go to Pandora, and wish I hadn’t gone to Sayuri. Chiang Hill with its cozier atmosphere is where I belong. Besides, I have fond memories of the place.
As for freelancers, I have been approached several times along Moon Muang Road in the vicinity of That Phae Gate and near the Montri Hotel. The going price usually starts at 500 or 600 baht for a short-time. Just walk through the area after 9:30 p.m. on any day but Sunday. On Sunday the place is packed with folks from the night market held on the street running west from Tha Phae Gate.
Your information on getting pussy out of the bars in the That Phae Gate area is still up to date. It’s there to be had out of most of them whose primary business is selling beer and not selling food. Readers should be able to tell the difference.

Walker