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Big Ben has struck 12 midnight

.................................. Issue .. No.42

BLOGS../..BILGE ..or whatever you like to call em

Yes 'Blogs' Sept 11th 2008 onwards Direct from the Bilge Pump ... where else : )

START

at the bottom and work your way up , otherwise you'll be reading backwards.

Philippines Lots of complying House Maids in the Phils : )

79. Saturday 27th March 2010 ...............................

My little world.

If you have not read item 78 below , please do so before reading the following ....

Ensconsed in the Western World , far from the front , all I can do is talk about myself and my little world.

Since last writing I have turned 73yrs of age.

Health .... I continue to procastinate regarding my prostate cancer and deteriorating psa numbers. Sometime this year I will have to bite the bullet in this respect , as the window of opportunity will pass me , if I am not careful. Might have already passed me , for all I know. First diangosed with prostate cancer in 1997 , 13 years ago. Still got my prostate and still got erections. Wow , that's something : )

I am guessing , after I see two different specialists in three weeks time I will make a decision regarding prostate , which will lead to a trip overseas before I lose my balls , er I mean my prostate , cause losing the prostate inevitably leads to incontinence (wearing napkins) and impotence and thus the end of my infamous whoring career (1974 to today).

Finances ...... Even though I have not been anywhere , I do not seem to be making much progress re improving my financial status. It seems if we stop spending one way , we soon find another way to spend.

Exercise .... I have added an hour per day of walking with my dogs on top of the 65mins per day riding bicycle. This in an attempt to get some sleep at night : )

Thankfully the Sumo Sisters have only been sighted once in the last three months , and then unfortunately sitting at my seat (Bakery). I will never sit on that seat or table ever again : )

Cake consumption is down to Saturday and Sundays only. What a life , only thrill , small cake on two days of the week : )

So my little world is full of doom and gloom , as usual.

If yours is more exciting than mine (not hard to do) email it in.

One of our leading Contributors (name with held to 'protect' ) is at d' front right now , and will send in a lengthy diary , complete with pictures of his sortie. Guessing somewhere around late April , early May.

Until then , do not forget .......as the wise Old Sage once said :

"Fuck now , that the season of fucking is yours and not your inheritors" (Whilst you have got your balls/prostate). I know I did just that .. f . . k ...1974 onwards.

Cheers ............. Sir Thomas of Mollberry Hill (where the Molls reside)

Smile and the world smiles with you , cry and you cry alone : )

Ones gotta think of what they have got , and not of what they have not got. And what of they have had and might have in the future.

Positive mental attitude , costs no money .... it's free.

Who dat ? ....: )

78. Thursday 31st December 2009 ...........................

New Year Resolution : No more bilge/blog for a while.

There is just so much I can say about my prostate , the sumo sisters , eating cake , riding the bicycle and DIA (previous blogs/bilge below). I'm sure you have heard enough on those subjects : )

Just so much. If I was at d' front (Thailand/Phils) I'd have something to talk about every day , but I am not at d' front , ensconsed in the West just like you folks.

Dont worry , I will continue to update the facts section of this website , using my global network of reliable informers.

2010 : May your prostate remain intact , and you win the lottery : )

whorist@hotmail.com

EMAIL me if you want to know the latest in prostate news : ) .....

and how many cakes I have eaten lately ..... also whether or not I have sighted the Sumo Sisters etc.

I will discuss such matters privately in an email , but not publicly on the website any more ... shame , shame : )

That's me .... Dancing the New Year in. Pretty energetic for a 72 yr old , eh ? : )

LATE FLASH

Came across this one , after all the above was typed out.

User Name : pattysimp

Type in her username and read her profile. I lost sales pitch/details (profile) when I sent her a message (dickhead website).

So , from memory , pattysimp lists herself as a female uni graduate (Thai) 28 yrs old , who has been fucked by a Brit celebrity who she names. Forgotten his name. She also says something like she "likes to be titillated in the ahem" , her words : )

Obviously well educated , English is good.

Start your New Year with pattysimp ? : )

Those boobs are typical of a girl with overweight boobs. Hanging naturally. Normally breast implants arent 'sloppy' like her boobs. Whattya reckon ?   Patty Simp (simple ?) sure knows how to attract attention and get herself on whorist.com : ) She should be a GoGo girl , shakin that thing. She'd get Baht5000 short time IF she was a she. Perhaps you can give her a gender test ? : )

Which reminds me of the following one (below) , she's got everything .... piggy nose , buck teeth and overweight.

She has the cheek to say , very first words on her Profile : "No ugly ones allowed" !

Here she is , your nightmare come true :

Which one are you going to road test for me , on New Years Day .... .......... 'buck tooth' (opposite) or ........ 'titillation' (above) .? .. The choice is yours , so too the results : )

77. ..........by Throbbin Hood

Greetings and Happy New Year 2010 !

Diary of a monger - My First Trip to Thailand

December 25th 2009 - January 8th 2010 (Bangkok, Pattaya, Isaan, Khonkaen)

Happy New Year one and all, just a few thoughts and experiences I want to share with you about my first trip to Thailand.

First, I want to raise a gripe re taxis. I had a recommendation for taxi@pattaya4leisure.com. They quoted me 1400 baht and we arranged a pick up time. When I arrived - no one there to meet me. Up shit creek as it were. Touts swarming round me at 3am. Not a happy bunny. Hopped into a car and was driven away from the airport to a nearby car park. I narrowly escaped being robbed - had to jump out of the car and run.

Here's the interesting bit - I got a taxi from BKK to Pattaya on the meter and only paid 970 baht. In other words lads, think carefully before you agree on a set price, no meter. I would say 750- 850 off the meter should get you there easily, depending on time of day and bargaining skills. The golden rule of course is to follow Thommos guide re taxis and avoid hairy situations.

Arrived Pig & Whistle in Pattaya at 4am or so. Few beer bars still semi-open, but most of the nights action is over. Managed to pick up a broad who seemed gamey enough. I had no time to "bond" with her at the bar, so tried to do it in the bedroom, but she was a cold fish. I asked her to leave after one poke as she was boring and uninterested. Oh well, can't win 'em all. Next morning I rose bright and early to go cruising for beaver on Beach Road. The hookers are all sitting on the sidelines on the beach side of the road. No point cruising on the side where the shops are, unless your idea of a good time is being hassled by touts. Found me a little cracker called Nok - only a young thing. From Isaan. I'm not getting soppy here lads, but her smile would launch a thousand ships, no exaggeration. I have a photo, but I made a promise to keep it private, so that's that. Spent a lovely afternoon with this young lady - 1500 baht for lots of fun.

That night I went down for a bite and ended up popping into the Tahitian Queen a Go-Go. This place was packed with punters, and the stage was full of sleek bodies swaying seductively. One thing that made me laugh was at one point all the girls came on stage wearing lime green thongs that went up onto their shoulders, just like the one Borat wears in his film!!!! Sexy time I like !!!!! I chose a girl from the stage to join me for a drink. She was not the youngest on the stage, but boy was she sexy. She reminded me of a sexy auntie of mine that I always had a thing for - well that particular fantasy came true boys, let me tell you. Lady drink was 115 baht, bar fine was steep at 600 baht but I said nothing. One thousand baht to the lady had me shagged senseless for three hours plus. Also, a surprise bonus was that she produced a little bag of herb - essence of chickory I think it was. ; ) So we had a little smoke of that in the toilet, and went back to bed for more action!!!

The next day I fell in love. I know it sounds ridiculous, but you should have seen this doll. I met her in one of the bars close to Anna Jet Bar. This place is deffo worth a visit - the music pumps all night, the girls love to dance and the atmosphere is friendly and not pushy. Hooked up with Wee and had the night of my life with her. She was heading back to Isaan to her people for the New Year the next day. I was invited to go with her, and I gladly accepted.

First we bussed it to Bangkok, then a gruelling ten hour ride in the back of a pick up her Mum and brother were driving. Thai families do everything for one another. They looked after me like a son at Wee's house. I went to see Buddhist temples, attended my first ever cock fight where I was the only falang among 2,000 thais. Things went a little awry when New Years arrived though........

Basically we got wasted drunk. I hopped on a motorbike with Wee on the back. I crashed and she got injured. Now, I have to say I was surprised at how quickly hospitality turned sour. Straight away she was after money - she had not even got a bandage on her and she was saying "you give me 20,000 baht or police come".......nightmare. I felt bad, there was a degree of fault on my part, no question. I was just saddened how quickly everything was ruined, and how she got tunnel vision for money. I ended up giving her 17,000 baht to cover medical bills and to give her time to heal, IE loss of earnings. She had pretty severe lacerations on her arm, legs and one foot. Definitely would take one month plus to heal, poor girl. Still, I gave her more than enough compo so my conscience is clear.

Anyway I wanted to hit Bangkok again but because of the New Year every bus was booked up. I tried to fly from Khonkaen - near Roi-ed where I had been staying, but everyone was flocking back to Bangkok so the flights were booked up for two days. Oh well, mai pen rai. I checked into the Rajawadee Hotel near Khonkaen Airport. Lads, forget the Thai House Inn, or the Pig and Whistle - this place was phenomenal. Absolute luxury for 780 baht per night. I thoroughly recharged my batteries there over the two days, and then flew back to Bangkok with Thai Airways.

This time I took the 150 baht bus to Nana. No problems, driver shouted Nana when my stop came round. Less than five minutes later I was checking in to the Thai House Inn. Not the most luxurious of dives, but a decent bet for the money - 700 baht and slap bang in the centre of all the action. No need to look for hookers - you are among them here. I was amazed at just how close to everything I was. Beer Garden 2 mins, Foodland 3 mins, NEP under 10 mins walking, Soi Cowboy 15 mins walking etc. Hard to beat the Thai House Inn for location let me tell you.

Beer Garden was always buzzing with punters, and plenty of girls in quantity if not quality at all times of the day. One thing that annoyed me about Beer Garden is the crappy music they play. I could never stay there more than an hour or two. Take Morning Night Beer Bar, just beside NEP - they play quality Rock and Roll all day long. Much better place to hang out in, some quality babes but nowhere near the quantity of Beer Garden. Plus, Morning Night girls ask for 2000 baht ST if you are an old timer. 1500 to a young lad like me, still not cheap!!!!

I am not reviewing NEP girls here - I took a quick look around and was unimpressed at how dead the place was.. I felt there was better on offer in the Beer Garden to be honest. High prices and no quality that I could discern. Plus there seems to be a high ladyboy contingent there. I just don't like chicks with dicks. End of story.

Had a few street freelancers from Sukhumvit off Soi 7 - my advice is unless you are getting value don't bother. These girls are below par in looks and attitude. No more than 500 ST would be my upper limit and I would be surprised if anybody would want one of these for LT. My experience was that these girls are bottom of the barrel and they know it, no jai dee girls here - they are all hardened from being on the game too long.

I also hit Annies Soapy massage one afternoon. The manager Aey was alright, a bit too much of the Frank Carson humour out of her. I don't like brash girls, I prefer ladies. Anyway the fish bowl was well stocked when I went there 6pm I believe. Left hand side are 2500, right hand side are 1700.. Very little difference in quality between the two. I chose a girl from the right side called Tina. She was from Il-San ( I seek out girls from Il-San, theres something about them). She was a good looker with a cracking set of enhanced juggs. She looked after me - got my two shots off, number 2 was BB. 200 baht tip. She wasnt happy with this which soured the goodbye, but I stuck to my guns. I am the Daddy when it comes to my cash.

Finally I had a couple of good nights on Soi Cowboy, first night was in Tilac the second was in The Dollhouse. To be honest Tilac has numbers but not the quality. The Dollhouse had two crackers. I took one of them home. My drinks bill was 700, BF 600, ST 2 hours was 2500. I know you will cry out that I was ripped off, but I knew the moment I set eyes on this dame she would not be cheap. You can say that again lol. She had a flawless face and body, plus enhanced juggs. Model material through and through. Unfortunately her personality was as fake as her tits lads, so I had a good go of her and was then happy to show her the door.

Truth be told boys, the best times I had were with a freelancer I met in Beergarden. She shall remain nameless. I took her to the movies and dinner a few times (three I think). She was a girl who made me feel at ease and I could have fun with. A 7 in the looks department, but I was happier with her than all the others put together. And get this, she never charged me one baht for sex. Just wouldn't take it. She even got the popcorn while I bought the cinema tickets. So lads, sometimes you will find the best experience from the most unlikely source. This girl saw me off to the airport and everything lads - a good hearted girl. She got the last of my baht (just under 4000 baht) as a parting gift - important to look after the ones who deserve it, as Thommo so rightly points out!!!

Had a great time overall in The Land of Smiles, thanks to you Thommo for your excellent website. I will be returning soon, and will keep you posted. Happy whoring for 2010 gents, keep your shit wired tight at all times!!!!

Arrivederci , until next time ; )))

Yours truly,

Throbbin Hood

76. Friday 25th December ...........................

Yes .. well she is coming down a chimney near you today : )

Well the little ray of hope and sunshine didn’t last long did it. You guessed it , Xmas day and nothing but some light hearted doom ‘n gloom (yet again) plus a bit of amusement from DIA (yet again) ………..

XMAS DAY

Yes it is Xmas day regardless of what you think. If you think xmas is some hours away , think again , cause Xmas day starts with Big Ben (see above) , right now.

Pick up the pace , get with the Programa (programme) as they say in Brazil. Programa means 'hooker' in Brazil. Most appropriate indeed , cause in reality , there is only one programme/programa , right ? Whoring Touring is the only progama known to man , since time immemorial. Dont forget it : )

So you USA lads stop dragging the feet and get with the programa .... the UK one. And as to you rebels in places like Australia and New Zealand (where they shag sheep , or is it Australia ?) , slow down , your getting ahead of the programa ... uk.

Yes , not far from Big Ben is where the hooker/progama rates are set , and everything else is set in connection with whoring touring.

So welcome right now , to Xmas day and all it entails , including Xmas gifts and xmas fucks (see DIA Flip girl way down below , she is wishing us all "a nice xmas fuck").

My xmas gifts for you today are 1. Prostate discussions , exciting as it is ... 2. Date in Asia wannabe hookers messages of joy ... 3. The Future of whoring (as decided in England)

First the gifts :

PROSTATE doom ‘n gloom

D.I.A roundup (including a xmas fuck courtesy of a dia girl)

THE FUTURE of Whoring .. as seen through the eyes of our Lord and Master (Thommo) , residing inside the Clock Tower.

PROSTATE :

Last Friday 18th I got my prostate cancer results (PSA) and the results were worse than expected. That’s 3 bad results in a row , last one on 18th worst one. And that’s about 3/4yrs since I had radiotherapy. All the signs are the radiotherapy has not worked and I am heading towards prostate removal.

Nearly everyone who has prostate removed ends up impotent and incontinent , needing to wear napkins etc.

The trick is to avoid the cancer escaping from the prostate and entering the bones , and or wherever it likes to go. Once that has happened its lights out. Indications right now are that my cancer has not escaped the prostate , as yet.

Think I will delay yet another 3 months and have another PSA test. If that one is bad or worse then a date with the Surgeon and cut it out , before it escapes the prostate. Within 3 months it might have escaped the prostate or by the time surgeon can operate it might have escaped , but that is a risk I am willing to take cause impotence and napkins is too radical a change for me.

Also the PSA and digital examination are imperfect. There is no absolutely accurate way of testing for prostate cancer. Many argue that prostates are unnecessarily removed based on faulty PSA tests etc.

So there you go , that was my Xmas present … bad prostate results. The other Xmas present from YouTube , turned out to be a joke. Something like 1c everytime anyone clicked adverts on my video page. Wouldn’t even pay for the condoms : )

I am relatively happy cause I think I am in control. Reckon I know enough about the subject , to calmly wait for another PSA. If that one is rotten then for sure I have to head to the surgeon and see what he thinks. They make money operating , so he will most probably recommend removal.

From 50yrs on lads have PSA tests and the digital …. they are imperfect but there is no better guide available , to date. Better some idea , than no idea re status of your prostate.

The only real medical condition I have had in my 72 yrs and the only reason to enter a hospital ever in my life time has been the prostate. So I have been lucky , I think.

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Thought about dashing off to Phils and shagging that ‘9’ babe I met on DIA , before my eventual loss of prostate and erections. “Farewell to Whoring Tour” for the dick that has served me so well. He (dick) deserves at least a farewell tour. Don’t think my dick would like to retire before one last fling , tasting a ‘9’ at that.

Last January 2009 there was a bank crash scare. Took $10,000 out of one my bank accounts , weakest bank at the time. Still got the ten under the carpet. So , pulled it out , lined up $100 notes x 30 = $3000 , the cost of a three week whore tour , including air fares.

$3000 lined up like tin soldiers looks quite impressive. I stared at the three grand and imagined being in Tomtown , talking to expat mates , drinking San Mig Light , perving on passing chicks , girls coming in and out of my room , shagging Miss 9.

Then I asked myself the question is it worth it ($3000) …. answer ….. no.

I must have been to Tomtown fifty or more times by now , possibly 75 times. One more time and a few more chicks (about 750/1250 by now) will not make all that much difference.

But the $3000 might help a lot when I go to get prostate removed , cause there is a new process called Da Vinci Robotic radical prostatectomy , whereby the surgery is more precise etc and thus the danger of impotence and incontinence reduced somewhat. Risk not eliminated altogether just reduced. Might as well pay for the best possible procedure cause I do not like the prospect of impotence and incontinence for the rest of my life.

Robot costs $3 million so presume surgery with it costs 50% or more extra = maybe as much as $15,000 or more , total cost.

$3000 towards trying to avoid impotence and incontinence is 3 well spent.

Always have money set aside for health matters lads. Without health there is no whoring , there is no life.

Overall , I am reasonably happy now , cause I have spent many hours researching on Internet , and have a plan of action. Only thing , if my 3 months delay waiting for yet another PSA allows the cancer to escape the prostate , I have made a bad decision. Too much research says the PSA can be misleading and folks have prostate removed unnecessarily. I’d hate to be one of those who has prostate removed unnecessarily = no more fucking and carrying bloody napkins around with me.

Imagine sitting at a bar with 1 or 2 spare napkins in a plastic bag , just in case. Better still , in the room , take trousers off and girl sees napkins. Worse still , shagging the chick and urine starts pouring uncontrolled out of your dick into her vagina : )

Radical prostatectomy (removal) = no sensation , no feeling , no control of bowel movements (urinating and pooping). Robotic surgery might minimise this , worth investing in anyway.

So , around 15th March yet another PSA test , and if still getting worse , Surgeon. Most probably removal. Twelve months for organs to settle down and assess whether impotent and/or incontinent for life.

Escape 4 might have been the last time I used my dick : )

So , I will have to place an advert on the Internet for more troops. I might not be able to join d’ front and help out anymore. Manouvres directed from the Western Front only (home).

At night “I lay prostrate , thinking about my prostate” not : )

DIA AMUSEMENTS

FIRST WORDS D.I.A GIRLS SAY ON THEIR PAGE :

1. “Im getting worst ! I am just a simple girl...who wants to be loved by the people who hate me”....!

Thommo’s comment : That aint simple at all : )

2. “I’m not interested to perverts”

Thommos comment : And perverts are not interested in you (you should see the pic : )

3. “My mother passed away right now”.

Thommo’s comment : The above are the very first and only words on this girls intro page.
So your Mother dies , you go straight away and join DIA ? “I’m interested” says Thommo : )

4. “Im beautiful. Im so beautiful”

Thommo’s comment : That’s all she says on intro page . And she has Pic to prove she is average at best : )

GIRLS WHO HAVE GOT MORE TO SAY :

1. “Do you got what it takes to be my man?

I hate arrogant guys who feels like they are someone who is subordinate and bosses me around.

If you like chatting with me, fine with me, but I don't like getting naked in front of the cam and showing off my best assets just for money, that's too cheap”.

Thommo’s comment : So , whats the price honey ? : )

2. "I'm a little lady with big dreams, working my way to happily ever after. Like any girl, I can certainly appreciate good looks. However, I think what really attracts me to someone is a person who is always trying to evolve. I think you should always be trying to become a better version of yourself. I like a person who is personable, at ease with his/her self, & confident without being cocky. I'm also very attracted to intelligent people, i love mingling and having mentally-stimulating talks. Has good values. True to himself".

Thommos Comment : I guess that rules most of us out.

Sorry honey we just wanna fuck .. intelligence in a girl is not a requirement , in fact its an impediment : )

PS : Not hard to imagine this babe wanting hubby to ‘evolve’ into an image suitable to her requirements.

Looks can be deceiving. Ok , you guys in your 20's to mid 30's , looking for an intelligent partner. Here she is. Stimulating conversations. Stimulating sex ? Road test her and report back : )

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3. “No drunk no honest no alcohol no funny no sex no child no love no liar”

"Well this weekend I been drunk like asshole" says the lady opposite.

About me :

I love party beach party im island girl
right now im live at khoa samui..well i like hang out and and be hang over
i love every alcohol what can make i get drunk exactly fuck cheaper bucket.No CAM sex
if u wanna talk to me do not asked me for sex chat.. cause im not allowed to do that..
im simple going but in same way i hate to make my life cheaper..
so not worry im not gonna hunting any guy
is u that ' d be hunting me.. cz im sure for 1 thing im pretty and sexy and proud enough..
and i like to control the game.. and i wanna be a player not the guy that play on me..
i can be little cat but in same time i can be tiger at well exactly when im mad..
i dont like to be lose person so i always stand every time when i fall down
if u wanna know bout me just ask me some question
well im here just for friend nd i like to met or talking with guy who lived in thailand
cause i not like tourist... cause if u just tourist u ll just came visit me for 2 week nd met me just couple day nd u gone back i dont like that kind
nd im kind of like to be in my country .. dont asking me to go to live in europ or other else
cause i ll never leave thailand cause here is such beautiful country.

Thommo’s comment :

Thai woman (“Is you that be hunting me” = Thai mentality). She claims to be 19 but already looks in her 30’s , that’s all the alcohol , drugs etc wrecking her body. See she is dictating terms before a guy even sends 1st message. Gotta give her credit for being frank/honest I suppose. Certainly has laid out the terms of engagement. Somehow , somewhere , some day we gotta get these Thai girls to understand : We are the ones who set the terms of engagement : )

No comparison between her and Flip babe in .2. above. Neither 2 or 3 any use to me either. When I was in my 30's used to fraternise with above Flip type , but found it a waste of time. Too similar to Western Woman. When they think they are 8 or 9 , it's time to run. Fortunately my '9' thinks she is a 5 = ideal material for me to work on : )

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Miss D.I.A (‘9’) :

The following was written after the above stuff , when new information came to hand ....

Caught “Miss DIA” (9) butterflying on me. She made a mistake , sent a message addressed to another guy saying “Handsome Merry Xmas” to me. Had a look at his page , similar stated age (mine false), same stated city (mine false) , height (mine slightly false) etc. She must have got mixed up between the two of us.

So I sent a message to her explaining what happened and jokingly called her a Butterfly etc. Think that relationship is busted. My ego will not let me fuck her now. I'd be a beggar if I still did biz with her after she had rubbed my nose in it : )

Little does she know she has missed out on the shock of her life , a 72 yr old (instead of a 40 something) , plus I would have given her one of my usual unique gifts valued at $2-$5 ! Instead of that , she is going to get a genuine 40 something and maybe marriage : )

Anyway , if I resist current frustrated feelings (not at d’ front since March 2009) and have that operation , my dick might not be functioning again for a year or ever again. So might as well put DIA plans on hold.

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This is a late one that has just come to hand .....

HARD FUCKING MACHINE :

" ........... Good and bad guy i want to meet and hard fucking machine. Merry xmas for all and happy fuck".

DIA.

If you go to top of Search page and type in her Username : Vians ..... click 'exact' box , then click 'search' ... you get her , then click "View Profile" , you will be able to receive her straight talkin Xmas message.

And be able to respond in kind , viz : "Merry Xmas and a happy fuck to you too"

I am not inviting you to insult her. But she has wished everyone a happy fuck , so you can wish her the same too. It's nice meeting a girl who talks straight. All these other ones pretending to be virtuous etc. Refreshing change coming across this one. Do not upset her , its Xmas time. Just have a nice frank chat with her. We should be nice to girls like her = encourage more of them to come forward.

Made my day , coming across her. There is hope yet : )

She's a 5 in looks (body might be a 7 or 8 : ) but reckon she'd be an 8 or 9 in bed. Take her for a test run and let me know.

And by the way , I want Pimp fees for introducing you to her : )

THE BOYS SPEAK OUT

1. “NEW LOVE WANTED , NO GAME PLAYERS please.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C'MON GIRLS GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO PHOTO NO TALK YOU HAVE SEEN MY PHOTO SO IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT YOU HAVE YOURS ON BEFORE CONTACTING ME, DON'T ASK FOR MONEY AS I CANNOT AND WILL NOT SEND ANY, IF YOU CANNOT COME TO xxxxxxxxxxx (Name of country removed , to prevent some readers embarrasment at learning how their felllow countrymen go about things) WITHOUT MY HELP AND IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME !!!!!!

Sorry about the photo it is not the most flattering I never do take the best photos (removed to save further embarrasment : ).I am 6 foot tall, have a beard and wear glasses, I am of average build. I like scuba diving, snow skiing and bushwalks, I am a quiet person at first until I get to know you then I open up, I am rather new at using computers but will send a photo once I work out how to. Family is the most important thing to me that is why I am looking for a girl that believes in marriage and children as soon as possible, quiet times at home occasionally going out to restaurants for special occasions. I am not a butterfly I want to find someone for the future. I am self-employed at the moment but please don't ask for money as I am putting as much away as I can for when my future wife brings herself here.

NO PHOTO MEANS I JUST DELETE YOU CAN SEE ME I NEED TO SEE YOU! NO ASKING FOR MONEY IF YOU WANT LOVE, MARRIAGE AND KIDS OK IF NOT PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME THANK YOU

He also says further down his page : “Would like to meet a girl who believes in and wants MARRIAGE and CHILDREN as quickly as possible, has a good sense of humour, loves homelife, is of average looks, not to slim but not overweight. MUST COME TO ME without my help, this way you will be able to prove to me that you are independent and not a gold digger as I cannot leave the country for about 18 months. MUST HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SEXUAL HANGUPS like Western women”.

Thommo’s comment : Reckon he is the one who has to "get with the programme" . He says he is “a quiet person until I get to know you , then I open up”. Looks like he has opened up before even receiving the first message from prospects : )

“Marriage and children as quickly as possible” , he says. Well I have personally witnessed foreigner guy and flip girl marry within 3 days of their first meeting , so no prob there : )

With basic wage in Flipsville around $1500 per annum and 25-50% unemployment he is expecting the penniless or poorly educated girl to arrange visa , air fare , leave her country and family , and marry him on the basis of that dodgy photo (removed to protect the poor buggers terrible reputation).

Unrealistic. Get with the programme dad , get with the programme.

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2. Another dude ....

"Professional in Beauty business" (he says)

Hi im a caring non drinking non smoking non playboy guy looking for a girl who i can love and respect , Ive been married to 2 models so i do tend to like younger pretty girls to be honest but as long as your genuine is all that matters to me and ive been engaged to a former Miss Thailand for the last 5 month who turned out to be just wanting money ( AND A TRANSEXUAL!!!) so im a bit raw from her but i know thats the world and somtimes people you love hurt you !!!! so im very careful who i love now i dont hurt girls and i dont need to be hurt !!!

GENUINE GIRL WHO WANTS SOMONE TO CARE ABOUT HER BEING HAPPY I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO 2 STUNNING MODELS SO LOOKS DO MATTER TO ME IF IM BEING HONEST BUT SO DOES BEING GENUINE AS MUCH IF NOT MORE BUT IM NOT INTO LADYBOYS THX NO OFFENCE AND PLEASE HAVE A PHOTO AND IF YOUR DOING " SEXY SHOWS" ON YAHOO OR SOMTHING PLEASE DONT BOTHER WITH ME

OK WELL SEEMS SOME GIRLS DONT UNDERSTAND SO IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH "SEXY" OR SOMTHING IM NOT GOING TO REPLY LIKE I SAYS I DONT WANT TO PAY YOU TO SEE YOUR BODY THX ...NOT ON HERE FOR THAT AND PLEASE HAVE A PIC IF YOU WANT A REPLY AND ONE LAST THING PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT CALL ME HUN OR BABE !!!!!!!!!!

Thommos Comments. Married to two stunning models and engaged to one transvestite. Some bio. Hey , how come it took him 5 months to realise fiancée was a trannie ? Especially cause he reckons he is a "professional in the beauty business".

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From the above two guys , you get an idea there are plenty of foreigner clowns out there , setting themselves up for a fall , eh. Only on the Internet : )

THE FUTURE of whoring touring.

As seen through the eyes of the all conquering , all knowing , Sir Thomas of Mollberry Hill (soon to be minus his prostate : )

I fear the future lads.

Prices are being driven up by lads from wealthy countries. These lads say , because it costs ‘x’ amount back in their home country , the price/s in Thailand/Philippines are cheap.

Cheap compared to home country , but they are not in their home country are they. With the help of these lads we will be paying Western prices for Eastern women in time. Then there will be no need to fly half way around the world. We stay home and pay western prices : )

Sir Thomas has set the prices as follows : Short Time Pesos/Baht500 minimum , and Long Time Pesos/Baht1000 minimum.

Less than 500 ST and your shagging bottom feeders who normally service the poorly paid locals. Less than 1000 LT and your either Brad Pitt or the girl is desperate for some rice money : )

Persons found paying less than the authorized minimum , as set by our beloved and wondrous Leader Thommo , will in future be banned from entering respective countries.

Those paying three and four times the standard minimum will have their balls cut out (not their prostate). Everyone except Thommo that is , who has been guilty of paying P1500 ST for nubile university students.

Age does matter. Senior Citizens in the over 70’s Club are dispensed from the above price structures and may pay anything they want to get a piece of respectable pussy , especially if the guys concerned are ugly , in addition to being old (70 and over). Sir Thomas fits that category superbly , might I add. On the Internet they are telling me I am ugly all the time … so they must be right. And they are looking at a photo of me taken 25/30 years ago ! : )

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Economists predict the rise of SE Asian countries. This is more likely to affect a place like Thailand , where they are better organised etc. With a little bit of luck our friends in the Philippines will continue to shoot themselves in the foot , and not prosper along with their SE Asian neighbours , thus guaranteeing a plentiful supply of moderately priced pussy for years to come.

Economic prosperity brings with it increased prices. Hopefully Flipsville continues to do all the right things to ensure prosperity never arrives on their shores.

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Apart from prices , I also fear the change in attitudes. Flips and Thais are becoming more westernised. Internet , cable tv and the globilisation of the feminist movement are partly to blame. The more the Eastern chicks are exposed to the Western world , the more Western they become.

It’s the duty of every monger to remind the Eastern Ladies that we are the buyers and thus we are the ones who set the terms of engagement. Once you start pussy footing around and letting the chicks dictate , we are doomed. Might as well stay home in the Western World.

Internet … its obvious from the reactions I am getting on the internet (DIA) , that attitudes are changing. Guys who have never been to Thai/Flipsville and are pussy whipped back in the Western World , are kissing the arse of the Eastern ladies they have never met , let alone fuck , and sending them substantial money on the basis of a few twitter style messages. So when we hardened practitioners , wisened in the art of fucking in the East , come along , many of the Eastern “Internet Girls” object to our ways. I can hear them now “What you want a fuck for your money” !

This is one reason why my ‘Contacts’ approach (soon to be Patented : ) is superior. I do not get these Internet Whores. I get girls who know nothing about newbie westerners ways (over payment , arse kissing). Girls who have not been affected by globilisation (of prices , feminist movements and the like). Ones who normally get fucked by the lowly employed or unemployed local boys , small penis and all.

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Another fear of mine. I see more overweight girls in Thailand/Flipsville nowadays. Globilisation once again. We don’t want undernourished skeletons to fuck. Nothing worse than shagging away and hearing the rattle of bones. We want to fuck meat , not bones , but alas we don’t want fat ones either. Fortunately most guys want skinny girls , ie , bones. This is a result of staring at all those anorexic ‘models’ of the Western World. Guys start to think the anorexic ones are the beautiful ones.

This penchant by guys for skinny/skeletal girls is good , it slows down the trend to heavier girls , thus delivering to me , nice rounded bodies.

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For sure the sample I am fucking today 2009 is very different to the sample of the early 1970’s , and its inferior , both in price , performance and attitude. And for sure the sample in 2050 will be more inferior again. Quality of life and quality of whoring touring is declining , as the years tick by.

But alas if you have not tasted anything else , all is well.

In 2050 you will be able to write on the Internet same as I am writing now …. “back in the good old days” .

So it’s a case of Tally Ho , Tally Ho , there is some fine 1970’s style meat out there , all ya gotta do is find it. Takes experience , and a bit of patience , but its there. Do not accept 2nd best , hold out for something better , cause it is there , if your patient enough to find it. If we do not accept 2nd best (as indicated by some of our esteemed readers) the girls will lift their game , so as to access our ATM’s.

And please don’t cheap charlie the girls either and/or over pay them (except if your over 70 and ugly : ). Remember our beloved Leader Thommo has set the rates. Respect Sir Thommo and his rates , or pay the price of banishment from the lands of milk and honey (Thailand/Flipsville : )

The Lord has spoken (prostate intact) , Xmas morning.

Now go get em.

Hear ye , hear ye .... the girls in Flipsville are on heat. They need $ for their family's xmas and new year celebrations. Donate (your sperm) now.

And Melly Klissy ya'll ....

75. Friday 18th December .................................

Well my life is getting even more 'normal'. Adjusting to life away from the front. Getting a thrill from riding bike , walking the dogs. Things that normal folks do. It's hard , but someone has to do it , whilst you more fortunate ones travel the globe screwing all and sundry.

DIA

Date in Asia .com has helped me get through the week.

Here is some of my DIA activity :

1. Searched to see if I could find myself in amongst all the other handsome guys. That is , see what the girls see when they click my message.

First up on the page was a guy , his very first words greeting the girls is as follows (identical , including caps) :

"PLS DONT SEND ME MESSAGE LIKE 'HI' 'HOW ARE YOU' AND ALL THAT SHIT BECAUSE I WON'T RESPOND TO IT, YOU SHOULD DO BETTER THAN THAT”

Wow , what hope has he got. On his page he says he is smart , intelligent etc. I say not very smart. Obviously he is seeking a Filipina with the education and experience of a western woman. Not very smart. Flips live in a very narrow vacuum , and they never get out of it. Some Flips who live overseas do to an extent , but their little bubble is the family bubble from which they never escape. The guy is being unrealistic. Looking for a wife = even more unrealistic , especially when thinking about Flips. Looking for a cheery , smiley companion who will fuck until the sun rises ? Different story : )

A desperado Flip will come forward , put up with him till he marries her and takes her back to his country. Then when she has citizenship/passport of new country , do a runner and maybe , if lucky , meet up with a more reasonable person. Guy himself will lose , as he should with that kind of attitude ... treating the girls like shit.

2. Next whilst searching the Phil girls on offer I came across this :

With the following message : "Need to fine some friend who not crazy and a normal person Need to meet some one who really want to be my friend and not crazy no smoking not to much drinking sorry have to tell some thing am born a man it mean am ladyboy but i want to meet a nice guy".

He is a man trying to be a woman = not normal (in my books) , wanting to meet a normal person. Filipino logic at its best : )

Actually this pic is proof positive that Flip trannies are raising the bar. Since day one they have been easy to spot (not so the Thais) , but now with globilisation , they have picked up on the Thai Trannies and raised the bar. Competition : ) With Flips better grip on English language , they could lure customers away from Thailand in time.

The one above should hop on a plane and take up residence in Walking Street Pattaya (no visa required for Flips). Should be able to teach the Thais a thing or two methinks.

For me , once I focused on the above face sufficiently enough , I could see the "man". Thais harder to pick , they can have feminine faces.

In above example , take away the long curly hair , breast implants , put on a t.shirt and trousers and ya got a dead set guy.

3. One of our esteemed readers sent in the following regarding his experiences on DIA. His name with held , to protect (his innocence) :

DIA "Yes its good for a laugh !
 
Yes most of the girls know me on there haha.
 
In reality I met 20 girls on there and fucked 4 of them.
 
1st girl I met from there came with her Aunt ! She was very sweet just very shy and a long haul for a shag I thought.
Next day the girl I met (look her up xxxxxxxxxxxx ) came back to apartment and I shagged her Cost P385 but got a txt a few days later saying you didn’t pay me enough I will come back with my sister blah blah So I replied please come back and meet my Policeman friend….

Then another Lunch date, she was older but txts me the next day she need P1000 for her electric bill. Haha sorry … Another one rejected
Evening date and shes a chubby girl, comes back and get her topless but that’s all.

Next girl another Chubby one but gets down to it on the 3 rd meet up.

A few days rest then start again (xxxxxxxxx) came with her sister and Gay friend. I pay for Jollibee and fuck off before they can scam the jeepney fare outta me.

Had another girl keep messaging me for a week (xxxxxxxx beauty 35 ?) who was 35 and finally said Im willing to come over for sex so I let her ! she had a good body but maybe had fucked every foreigner in xxxxxxx .

Had a call center girl who claimed to be a virgin she stayed over on the 2nd date and I did her in the morning.
 
Most of the others I met, took them for a cheap lunch P100 and rejected them if not after the first meet then certainly after the second. Its good for meeting up when you are actually on the ground".

My reply to Esteemed Reader :

"She wasnt a call centre girl , she was a call girl : )
 
Thanks for the dog you sent to me (xxxxxx )
 
Please pay the girls going rates .... your risking trouble there , seriously , they can go to cops and claim rape , cop says give me 50% and I will extract P100,000 out of him.  Shit happens , especially when you stretch the barriers. If you pay going rates or nearly so = worth the investment. P500 min short time , and P1000 min all night for good girls (more for whores lol).
 
I prefer that to risking 30yrs on fish head soup lol.
 
If you had been going to and fro 35yrs you would know what I am talking about. Do not learn the hard way , like some have. Corruption is alive and well in Phils especially if someone wants revenge for loss of face. Revenge is bigger in Phils than Thailand.
 
Never forget "loss of face" ... its bigger and more dangerous in Thailand yes , but still an under current in Phils too. Seen it happen lol.
 
Now got the hang of it (dick head website dia) am getting good results , although one Thai girl accidentally came across (typical dia) , tried to help her , she screamed back at me "Dont annoy me" etc. Shit they are thin skinned. Not worth dealing with online. The pretty Thai medical student before that only said "Thanks". Prob with Thais they expect you to kiss their arse , whereas Flips are willing to kiss yours and more.
 
I will treat them right , fuck them tight , give them dating compensation (lol) and then not answer their text messages ever again , lol. By time I get to Tomtown I will have about 50 to get through. Make nice videos for website lol. Video set for front door , tap tap , press record button , in walks the lamb to the slaughter , video pans to blood on the sheets. At a website near you soon "Lamb to the Slaughter" another whorist.com production.
 
Tally Ho , more cellphone numbers lol
 
Might have to hire a Cellphone Secretary , someone who can tap on the phone day and night. Texting gets to be a chore after a while. They never seem to answer an actual call , only text messages ... pain , pain in the ass (she says as I slip into her ky lubricated rear : ) Where is Frogman ? Dining on fish head soup ? Disgruntled through non recognition ?. Dont worry , I have been there (and am still there : )
 

4. Some other things the girls say in their Bio :

(a) This is a girl talkin : "I prefer chicks than dicks.

Im smart student, taking bachelor science of nursing fourth year.. i love reading books, im fan of twilight. i love to hangout with my friends, going anywhere.. im looking for a serious relationship.. no pervert, because im conservative person. a good friend.. i love making friends, another culture, another places"

Thommo's comment : She has no hope of scoring me , pervo extraordinaire.

(b) Another girl : "im hot. i want to continue my study...but i need money"

Thommo's comment " I am hot for your honey if your hot for my money"

(c) Others have said "No player bastard". Another one said "I dont want your money". I asked her to send me her money. She said 'how much'. I said "The lot , family caribou sick , mumma in hospital need medical fees , rent due , student fees (post graduate studies)". Never heard from her again : )

(d) Some Thai girls , they are the worst :

On their very first intro page they say things like .......

"I study Hotel Business in University^^ don't like old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!30-40-50-60-70-80 no no"

And by the way , she was a dog !

Here she is :

30 yrs is too old for her , she says. Reckon she will be waiting a long time. Thais are too much up themselves.

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Thai Intro Page :

"If you from Belgium indonesia maylasia and philiphine don't talk to me.
Don't talk about dirty.I'm not ladyboy. if you want them please go Away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love Dog. I won't say i'm honest coz i not know what meaning"

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Thai Intro Page :

"Im here because im bored, lame, lack of friends, addicted to internet on weekdays, and what else?

IM NOT INTERESTED IN OLD MEN SO IF U'RE EXTREMELY OLD LIKE COULD BE MY DAD OR COULD BE OLDER THAN MY DAD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. IM NOT IN TO ANCIENT ITEMS & IM NOT AN ARCHAEOLOGIST".

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(e) And another more refreshing one , Philippines this time :

Sorry , felt guilty.

Removed the pic. Here is the text only :

She said :

"i am a sweet girl,carring,loving person,shy girl sometimes....i love playing badminton,reading novels and and my favorite subject is math.... i want to meet a man carring,loving,understanding and funny but sweet"

Sent her a message , but she seems set on guys under 40yrs of age. I told her "Rejection is hard to take , Merry Christmas". Might shag her yet : )

From what I can ascertain , she is a spunky regular girl , not a hooker. The truth will out in time , especially if you email me and tell me you have already shagged her and she complained you didnt pay her enough : )

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Try dateinasia.com , free to join and you can make free contact with the girls.

Nothing to lose (except your money ... for the honey : ) and everything to gain (clap , if you do not use condoms : )

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More stuff on dia .. I typed out earlier in the week.....

I was told by one I am pangit = ugly by one of them : ) That was by a babe who seemed to be exploiting her big boobs. All I said to her was twitter style : “Nice boobs”. She replied in tagalog language , thinking I most probably would not understand : “You are ugly”.

Some are saying they are not interested in ‘players’ , meaning find em feel em fuck em forget em types. I’m not like that am I ?

Good fun , prowling dia.

Then regarding light skinned pointy nose pic in last weeks blog below. She chose to ignore me , not respond , which is a good thing cause I don’t care about fucking or trying to fuck her kind. Had experience with her type before. Their pussy is so precious its beyond my budget : ) Lots of Mall Shopping and University fees with that one , even before you get a sniff , if that.

I knocked up two good prospects , then hit the jackpot today Saturday Dec 12th. I got an erection looking at her pic and reading her speel. She is an ideal Thommo Target. Even though she has looked at a pic of myself in my hay day , she will not be able to resist me in the flesh .. 70’s and all. Going on what she said , she is highly vulnerable to my lecherous ways : )

First thing I have learnt this time around (dating sites) … Once you realise they are ideal fuck material , that is , first time you make contact with them , tell them how beautiful they are and then request their cellphone number 2. I then tell them could be 3-9 months before I call , but call I will = no sick caribou/student fees/rent money stories for money = you do not place your relationship in jeopardy.

The longer you chat with them online the more likely they will slip away from you , cause they will introduce their ‘problems’ , including financial ones and expect you to fix them sight unseen. Anyway , I think you will find like me , they are difficult to have a conversation with , cause their education both formal and informal is extremely limited and thus subject of conversation is pathetically basic and repetitive.

Add to that , longer you communicate with them , expectations eg wedding bells kick in = how do you extract yourself if you find on meeting them … no chemistry ! Embarrassing for you , sad for them.

Just get their cellphone number and place them on hold. Best way to go. Free’s you to hunt for more prospects. Only problem there , within 2/3 months you can find they do not have that cellphone number anymore = lost em = have plenty of contacts/numbers = plenty of options.

Now , meeting these young honeys when they think they are going to meet a 40 plus something guy is going to be embarrassing for me I think. Some will see me and bolt , make a run for it. Embarrassing.

Some will sit down at the table and say “Thought you said you were x years of age” and so on. The girls I am targeting will not want to be seen walking along with a 72yr old = spells prostitute. So here comes my ‘Contacts’ again.

Might have to have a Contact who rings them in my presence on my phone and explains to them where I stay etc (hard to find) , meet the girl and bring her to my room. Will have to pay a Spotter fee for that , I think. Well worth it considering I have got that gem of a girl so early in my research.

How do I explain the connection with Contact to my Target ? (girl , cant be boy , he would fuck my target , do not trust the boys) Oh yes , I will tell her Contact is my friends girlfriend or wife , yeh , that’ll do. Have to brief Contact on that angle. Flips are very flexible and don’t have much trouble with telling outright lies , especially if there is a cash flow involved : )

Now , will I resurrect Spotter of Escape 4 infamy ? Cause it can take 2/3 trips to find a suitable Contact = 1/2yrs. To resurrect Spotter I have to explain to her my long period of absence. Last she knew was I went to hospital to be operated on for cancer.

She has since emailed me and I have not replied = dead , I am dead : )

Will I resurrect her , tell her “long period of convalescence in hospital etc” ?

Or do I try and make a Contact out of one of the dateinasia girls ? That’s a long shot. Don’t know their character , don’t know if they could pull off the role of recruiter. Spotter has proven lack of character , ideal when she has to dupe the girls to a certain extent. Bring to my room , a person in his 70’s , to be fucked. Takes a certain type of person (low in morals methinks : ) to pull that one off on a regular basis.

Well , I have got to the first step : 1. Identified target 2. Target has supplied cellphone number and pledges to wait until the end of time for me : )

Perhaps when I arrive … I should send telegraphic express (AT&T) Pesos500 to Target for ‘bus/jeepney fare’. She will think I am super rich / generous whatever. Come , meet me in public , she’ll think “shit he is old , what happened between the time of his pic and now” (30 yrs babe , 30yrs : ) Then say to herself “Well he is loose with his money , might hang in here , he might give me P5000 for a fuck” : )

All the above are possible scenarios. If anyone of you guys out there have got any better suggestions send them in.

So, I have asked three girls for cellphone numbers and got three. The only problem is getting them into my room low profile. Once in the privacy of a room the girls do not care how old you are , so long as your willing to deliver ($). Sugar Daddy culture is alive and well in the Philippines. Think it originated there : )

This guarantees you guys sex until you drop , in your 80’s whatever. Not many countries like that , Flipsville is one of them , thank the Lord (and all those Mums and Dads who keep pumping out babies for future seasons : )

By the way , if you join dateinasia , take care with your User Name. I picked a rather arrogant , ego styled one … just for fun. Never thought the girls would see it , but it takes prominent position on your page every time the girls go to check who has messaged them. My User Name is no help in scoring chicks , yet the only way to change it apparently , is to cancel with dateinasia and start again with a new User Name = lose all those messages from the girls … background history etc. But think I will do it , change user name.

Messages will be important when I hit town (Phils) , will be able to refresh what they have said and importantly what I have said to them.

I am doing quite well considering my bad choice of User Name.

I am salivating at the prospects. Found out also , that I can search for a specific town on dia , and of course am doing that now. Why bother checking out of your favourite hotel , travelling for hours to meet someone , when you can just lay on the bed and wait for that wonderful dainty ‘tap tap’ on the door : ) I have had so many wonderful dainty tap taps in my life , wonderful.

Add to that , I have got Front Desk in my pocket. They will say nothing (about all the other girls) , they will even praise me and recommend me to specific girls if asked. Aaah yes , but didn’t happen overnight , developed front desk over the years lads , developed over the years.

I fear my 80yrs when I still want to fuck the girls but look too old and ugly to score. Might resurrect Spotter (of Esc 4 fame) I am quite sure she says “he aint young , but he is a nice guy who believes in compensation dating” : ) Girl quickly responds … “How much compensation” : )

Fiendish thoughts … as I am getting older have to become less honest. Might tell Spotter looking for a wife , will give her P10,000 tip if she finds me a wife : ) Might help Spotter bring fresh meat for stinky meat me. Any m.o. , getting desperate.

Will tell Spotter not to tell girls “marriage”. Just want to corrupt Spotters mind (not Targets mind) to make it easier for her to bring fresh meat (code language for 18 – 22 yrs). Beyond 22 lads they have baggage , kids etc etc. Don’t want. Keep it simple. Bang bang , fresh meat , $ , then out the door.

“Next please” (Doctors Surgery : )

Dreaming , I am dreaming , like so many of you out there. But at least I did live the dream , in another world , a world of youth , money and testosterone. Where is it now ? Long gone , never to return : )

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Dave has some dia comments :

"I have just returned from four weeks holiday in the Philipines. As has been usual in my recent visits, I lined up some girls from DateinAsia.com. (I see you are using the site now, and you can select your city of interest in the Philipines, just type in Toldeo, Angeles City , whatever., it save trolling through all the ladies if you are only interested in a particular area.)

My default setting is Female - 20 to 28 - Philipines, then I type in my city/town of interest. At 60 years, I cannot waste my considerable talents on ladies who are more than half my age.

The DiA site has been extremely good to me, this time I met a 26 year old office girl from Angeles City and a 25 year old from Balanga. Each spent 3 days with me in Barrio Barretto, I stayed at Dreamland Resort at 1300 peso a night. Food was a bit expensive, so some meals were taken at restaurants or bars in the Barrio.

For the majority of my vacation, it was spent with a 22 year old from Mindanao but now working in Manila. She is a DiA contact from the last visit and I rented a condo in Manila for a couple of weeks. That was expensive and I will not be doing it again, but for a couple of weeks it was something different. Having been financially "napalmed" in a previous married life, I think two weeks is maximum time to spend with the one woman before moving on.

I concur with your thoughts on timings to initiate contacts. I have been doing it for several years now, and you can start chatting with the ladies , much to early before your intended arrival. I think a month prior to arrival is about right. Starting the contact too soon, just gets absolutely boring in chat, and either myself or the girl will usually find we have nothing to chat about. In future, I will ratchet up the chat frequency a few weeks before I am due to arrive. I tell the ladies, that each chat is like a date, and so when we meet in person we will already be like good friends. This seems to work, as it is an exception that the lady is not spending the night with me on the first "real" date. And the bonus is that the earlier internet chat dates are totally free, no flowers, no food, no drinks, just a bit of bullshit being typed on the keyboard.

By the way, when I was in the Phils, I got this bad pain in my liver area. Went to a local doctor for $8.00 and he diagnosed arthritis of the rib cage?????. I perservered with the pain until I returned to Australia. Went to my doctor and paid $900.00 for xrays, cat scans, pathology tests. The result, nothing could be found, and the pain persisted for another two weeks. Final diagnosis from my doctor...."I have to agree with the doctor in Manila????" Almost the equivalent of a return airfare wasted.!!!! An interesting observation, although the pain was almost crippling, it is marvellous how a 60 year old guy will go through the "pain barrier" every day to fuck a 22 year old.

Regards and best wishes for Christmas and 2010.

Dave

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So there you go ..... Sumo Sisters have not been sighted. They might have moved on. Frogman is missing in action. Unique cake continues. Bakery has been expanded. I most probably paid for the expansion (unique cakes). Cycling (65mins) and walking the dogs (40mins) continues. New look website remains a dream .... Paki Programmers are dragging their feet etc. Xmas is upon us. Best time to be at d' front , worst time to be home.

So that's it folks , next Friday is Xmas day , I'd better get some junk food in before that , to celebrate my very existence. My whoring days are behind me , yours are in front of you , so no junk food for you , only for those of us left behind at home all alone : )

LATE FLASH !

My Xmas present has arrived , just before uploading this page.

I am off to Hollywood. Finally I have been discovered and by no less that YouTube. Viz :

"Dear Whorist Thommo ,

Your video Hookers , Escorts , Sexy Girls , Walking St Pattaya Thailand has become popular on YouTube, and you're eligible to apply for the YouTube Partnership Program, which allows you to make money from playbacks of your video.

Once you're approved, making money from your video is easy. Here's how it works: First sign into your YouTube account. Then, complete the steps outlined here: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Once you're finished, we'll start placing ads next to your video and pay you a share of the revenue as long as you meet the program requirements.

We look forward to adding your video to the YouTube Partnership Program. Thanks and good luck!

The YouTube Team"

FOLKS

Rush whilst free to view , via "Escape 4 (2009)" Diary ( NEW Index ) where you will find the link to aforementioned videos (http://www.whorist.com/58Video/2009Onwards/Escape-4-001.htm)

More than 200,000 views and climbing. Three or four feedbacks from whorist.com readers only. So its Hollywood for recognition.

For sure I dont want recognition in the 'after life' , want it now . Looks like its via videos , not Waffle : )

I thought I was the Waffle Master , maybe I was meant to be the perv observe Video Master. Must put more time and effort into videos next trip and less into text/diary. What do you think ?

Finally there is a little ray of hope and sunshine : )

74. Friday 11th December .................................

"I just read your latest.
Regarding getting more interaction?
Please don't go to open forum style.
There are already enough of them (PI@N, World Sex Guide, International Sex Guide etc) and I am a rare visitor these days because of the assholes who go out of their way to sidetrack the boards.  There are also trolls who write way-out crap to try to get guys stirred up and then they sit back and laugh their asses off.
Maybe you could have a link on your board to click on that gives you a blank box in which to write a message, trip report, experience etc.  That might encourage guys to click and send some sort of feedback.

Again, DONT go to a forum style.  It will get hijacked, and unless your moderator is a former skinhead then it is a guaranteed lose-lose for whorist.com

JMHO as always

Tally-ho Thommo and ATB

Monty

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Thommo speaks :

"Radio …. Supplier of radio bought the sucker punch , re batteries. Said they would send them back to me with new replacement radio.

Now the next stage , they most probably will query the missing alternator/regulator. Did not return to them cause they will find out its ‘cooked’ = I cooked the radio (Master Chef Thommo)

If they do query , I will say keep new replacement radio's alternator/regulator.

Will I pull this con off ?

Stay tuned

Radio .. stay tuned …. get it got it good : )

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Twitter is a Threat

My very existence is being threatened by Twitter. A person is limited to ‘x’ number of characters on twitter. How can a Waffle Master like myself get around that ?

Also on eBay where I bought , or am trying to buy , a shortwave radio , messages are limited to ‘x’ number of characters. This limited characters trend is set to continue.

Think I will have to start a new website waffle.com to bring back d’ waffle.

One of our readers suggested I register a Twitter account for when I am overseas (ever ?) and tweet what I did or who I did each day. Now its just sunk in ….. no use to me , how could I say what I did in ‘x’ number of characters.

Bring back d’ Waffle is what I say.

The art of waffle is an art indeed. One has to practice it , fine tune it. When I first started whorist.com 7 years ago , yes I could waffle , but nowadays its easier. A person doesn’t have to think of what they are going to type out , they just type and ya got a Waffle !

Imagine on Twitter my daily report at d’ front … “Got up 6am , ate breakfast saw this honey……..” Ooops run out of characters.

Can people reply to my ‘tweets’ ? I hope not , then the responsibility of answering them. Some folks seem to be on chat sites , this that , all over the place. Yabbering on to all and sundry. ‘Chatting’ ….. not too keen on that , sounds too much like a chore : )

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Lucky Guy

Which reminds me Lucky Guy came and left his car. For last 2/3 days beforehand (its Sunday 6th right now) I have been typing out stuff and sending to his email address. Basic stuff , addresses prices etc (sex scene). Did not tell him I have whorist.com ….. security reasons for that : )

Also photocopied some pages from Lonely Planet and marked places for him to stay , eat etc.

It surprised me how little he knew of the sex scene , where to stay , eat etc. He is going away for 5 full months , around as many countries including Thailand and Philippines , yet he has only a sketchy idea of where he is going , eating etc.

I say lads , do your homework when in the Western World , do not start to try to learn when your actually at d’ front (Eastern World). You’ll save valuable whoring touring time and hit your target more often if you do your homework. I do not go overseas to learn , I learn back home , then put it into practice once I have hit d’ front.

He is a member of big forum website too. Too lazy to research it ?

Must admit he is a fan of dating websites and has got some honeys lined up that way. Myself not a great fan of such websites and modus operandi BUT last night after getting involved in this guys Escape , got myself wound up. It was almost like I was the one going away (with all the info at my fingertips) and he was the one staying back.

Got myself into Escape mood. So , after I farewelled him , hit the keyboards and signed up with dateinasia dating website (free). Not as well organized as asianeuro or filipinaheart …. But once signed up went through their rather inefficient way of seeking out a target or two.

Came across a real honey of a Thai gal who is studying medicine. Wasn’t looking for Thais , but thats dateinasia , there you go.

Considering my ailments thought that might be handy : ) And a spunk machine in the Philippines. Praised both of them. What woman can resist praise ? Lowered my age somewhat and posted a pic of myself at my prime : ) Devious. No future in it , cause would be embarrassed to meet them in the flesh. They’d be coming towards me and saying to themselves “is this his Grandpa” ? : )

Aah yes I am piling on the sweet talk. But I know it will not last. Havent got the patience to talk long term to Flips and the like , over the internet. Cant fuck them online , so whats the use. Cant post my real pic and score them , gotta be devious. No hope.

Perhaps though with a few months .. long time before I travel again … although you never know with Thommo …. frustration kicks in and I might just take off , all of a sudden. Yeh , perhaps within a few months of ‘chatting’ (hate that word) selected chicks will be in my pocket and even though when they meet me they get a shock as to my age … too late they “love” me. Started out early signing my messages “Daddy”. With one I signed “Daddy (Sugar)” : )

Yeh it’s a dickhead website datinasia , on joining kept telling me my email address was “incorrect” try again. Third attempt they accepted my email address. Just now before typing this I thought I might check and see how many bites (fish) I had got from night before , and in three attempts website is telling me I have got the wrong password etc. Enough to give up already. Maybe I have been reported already to dia management ? : )

But for sex I will do anything. Interested in that good looking medical student. Now don’t start searching for her , leave her to me , she’s ugly anyway : ) What good looking gal would study medicine ? This one , that’s who. She might be fishing for a Sugar Daddy to finance her through studies and I can tell you , that will not be happening.

And going on her tender age 18yrs , how come she is already studying , repeat studying , medicine ? Is that code language for “doin drugs” ?

Anyway she is a beauty (in my eyes) and Flip sunglass gal is a hottie. Told them both so too : )

No reply from Thai yet (typical , they are proud and cautious types) but Flip hottie was right onto it (jockeying the internet for Sponsors ?) and replied within 2/3 mins. Told her when I arrive in Phils I will buy her a new pair of sunglasses. “Your sunglasses are big , which is the fashion , but they are only 6 out of 10. I will buy you a 9 out of 10 pair of sunglasses when I arrive , cause you are a 9 out of 10 gal”. Nine out of ten sunglasses for fifty pesos : ) Fun , fun , its gotta be fun or forget it.

Yep , quite sure my ‘chats’ on dateinasia will not last that long. Much prefer websites like asianeuro etc where you can punch in city you want to hit , eg Tomtown. Why bother travelling all over the place (Phils eg) to try for a fuck when you can sit in your room and wait for the tap tap on the door ? And no , I will not be sending money to hottie to visit me in Tomtown , cause more than likely she will pocket the cash and never arrive.

There are other hotties out there , might have to flash the cash and pay for membership of asianeuro or filipinaheart …. One or both of them are properly organized where you can hit girls that live in a specific city… much more efficient that way. Hope they have got Tomtown listed on their search engine : )

Tally Ho !

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More on the above subject .......

Date in Asia website :

Gal says ...

Girl : “A simple beauty makes a shiver”

My message to her … “A simple beauty makes a shiver”. By the way , how much does a Jeepney cost from Mactan to Cebu City".

She answered : "Your message makes no sense at all". Thats all she said. Not trying too hard. Maybe she looked at my photo (and at my prime !)

I replied : ok , but you said “a simple beauty makes a shiver" on your bio , and that does not make any sense either. Merry Christmas.

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Here's another dateinasia girl ......

Came across this one on dateinasia.com Thursday 10th. Filipinos would say she is beautiful especially cause she has 1. a light skin and 2. a pointed nose. For flips , flat nose and dark skin = pangit (ugly). One of the reason the girls like to marry white guys .. they want kids with lighter skin and pointed noses , ie , beautiful kids. Is that why Tiger maried a blonde haired , blue eyed , northern european ? Well thats another matter .. 12 ...... 6 more holes to go : ) -- If your under 40 , you might have a chance with the young lady opposite. IF its actual girl posting. Might be fun tonight checking my messages to see if she told me to "piss off" or wants to 'deal'. Interesting.

Just killing time twittering with these girls. If serious about internet girls I normally do not contact earlier than 2 weeks before my arrival. If longer usually problems arise , eg $ for the sick Caribou etc : ) Good for short time only (me and them : )

By the way , free dateinasia is a dick of a website. Pay asianeuro or filipina heart are superior. More efficient hunting on those two latter websites and more honeys too. Gals know guys have to pay to join and communicate (girls free). So guys willing to pay to join = willing to pay to screw. Flips are no fools :

73. Friday 4th December .................................

Global warming and how it affects our sex life.

They say animals belch = gases = warming. They are going to breed animals that belch less apparently.

Twas wondering how all this is going to affect our whoring touring.

Airplanes are a problem , so maybe we are going to pay a 'global warming tax' every time we use air travel ?

Add to that , when we fuck , do we and the girls emit gases ? I suppose some guys do : )

Imagine guy on top , pumping in , something must come out ? Wonder who I could ask that question too , scientist preferably.

So maybe before we take off on our whore tour we will have to buy 'coupons' which allows us to fuck. What if we promised to only go for blow jobs , fist fucking and golden showers ? Would we get dispensation ? I do not hear any politicians talking about these matters , but then maybe they do not fuck. Too busy being politically correct ?

Thinking about my bicycle how I am contributing towards the planet , then thoughts of Sumo Sisters , cause everytime I am on the bike I run into them somewhere somehow.

Then thinking about them fucking and belching. Oh Lord no , heaven forbid !

Perhaps overweight people will have to pay more for their fuck coupons ?

No doubt the feminitza's will arrange coupons for fucking in Thailand/Philippines to be more expensive than those for the Western World.

Imagine the Filipino Immigration guy looking through your passport ... "Aaah coming year 3 times a year every year , whorist , where's ya fuck coupons"

Then the mama-san under fear of being fined/imprisoned saying "Sorry no fuck coupons , no fuck" (unless of course you slip mama P100 tip : )

Gentlemen , we have to get into this global warming thing , organise a pressure group , to protect our lifestyle , and what a lifestyle it is.

If the politicians will not listen to us (brow beaten by feminitza's) , we'll have to form our own political party with the platform "Fuck coupons for all , no discrimination".

The imagination , and as you can see I have got plenty of it , especially with the girls , is running wild. I entertain the girls with my imagination , but not so well with my dick. I compensate that with talks to the girl whilst I am fucking her.

For example to make the fuck last forever , I start asking her how many brothers and sisters she has in her family etc. As soon as she has finished answering that I ratchet up the tempo of the thrust , give out with animations "ooh aah" etc (as is the wont of the hard core whores , particularly in thailand , pretending to be excited = bigger tip : ) ....... fuck her senseless , feel an 'emission' coming on (tax on them too ?) then ask her another question , which gets my mind off the fucking to a certain extent too = no emission , more fucking , and so on.

When girl is answering I give slow gentle rhythmic thrusts , then when she answers , I ratchet up the vigour and speed of thrusts .. reward for answering my question.

Even after fucking is finished , I ask girl to stay on bed , not to get dressed "I am just going to wash my dick". Wash it , come back to her and stick in her mouth etc , then fucking all over again , this time maybe complimenting her on what a great fuck she is.

One of the objectives amongst many , is for the girl to start wondering "When the hell is he going to stop fucking" : )

For sure if they end up 'fucked' , I sometimes say "Just a little more" and start fucking her all over again. You would be surprised how this can bring a starfish to life : )

I do not like the girls who start out excited , writhing etc , its not meant to be that way darling , when Thommo is fucking you. Quite often I withdraw , wait until she has settled down then re-insert. Eventually she gets the message I am running the show : ) At first disappointment and then resignation , then later on she is re-ignited and this time its genuine , not an attempt to get me to jerk off quickly and send her on her way, cash in hand. By then she is staring to get real , getting organ-ised.

Some girls of course are so excited on seeing my 72yr old body laid bare they cant stop themselves and are excited right from the get go , or they are in a hurry to have their first orgasm , whichever , but I want value , and try and not let them get away with a quick jerk off.

Once recently a girl said "x is waiting for me outside". This was the girl who accompanied the one I am fucking to my room. I said , well its better she waits cause you will have some money to give to her wont you" : ) Its rare for girls to be in a hurry to jerk off rare , but I hear its not rare with the GoGo girls.

They (GoGo) seem to be in a hurry to get it off and over , so they can return to the bar to find another prey , dont know , dont fuck gg girls , only hear about it.

You know , when I started fucking Flips and Thais it was so much cheaper and so much better. Yes the "good old days". Even young guys are saying on the internet 3 years it was this/that , now not so good : )

For sure lots of things are detiorating on this planet including whoring.

Even so , having tasted the best and now experiencing 2nd best , I still like it. The problem is the newbies do not know what they should be getting , in behaviour , fuck value etc , I do. And the flips and thais are street wise , they know when they have got an experienced punter in their midst and when they have got a newbie.

So , sorry fella's you will have to fuck for a few years more before you get real value from the girls. Enjoy it now ? Even though it will detiorate further for the newbies who come along , it will improve for you , cause you will "know" as time goes by.

One thing for sure when I get to Whorist Heaven (WH)I will not have to worry about Global Warming , belching , and all that. But of course we do not get to WH , if we do not contribute to whorist.com do we. Fortunately I have done that : )

Tally Ho , Tally Ho , the contributions have begun to grow (recently) ... keep up the good work : )

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Why ?

If you can answer this , you have satisfied my curiosity for the last 7 years , that is , since the inception of whorist.com

Why is it that there is little inter-activity on whorist.com ? A website that has between 45 and 50,000 visitors per month.

Is it because there is no automation ? That is , folks have to email , then Thommo copies and pastes. Would more folks submit stuff if they could automatically post it via the website itself , without any 3rd parties being involved (eg Thommo) ?

Forum … is an automated forum the answer ? Whereby folks can submit whatever they like and guys (other than Thommo) can respond if they wish ?

Field Reports ….. are very small compared to the number of years they have been going. Why don’t folks submit more field reports ? Field reports are an integral part of automated Forums I note. Only problem is wading through the waffle.

Myself , you know what I think ? I reckon its partly the following …

1. They come to whorist.com to get the facts (see Facts section) , get what they want and then move on.

2. If they thought of saying something , they are not sure how to go about it , cause most other websites have automation. Sending an email in and having it posted on the website does not really cross their mind (yes/no ?)

3. Folks nowadays are not interested in giving , only taking. Taking the info they want , or reading what they want (Blog , Field Report whatever) then quickly moving on.

4. Thommo is such a genius , they just listen to him and never think of having their say too ? Sermon on the Mount syndrome ?

Or , some do not like writing , they prefer to be just readers/lurkers.

Curious. Always wondered , and still wonder , why there is little interactivity on whorist.com website. Maybe its typical of the internet. Only exception I see on the Internet is the occasional popular Forum website.

Maybe whorist.com needs an automated Forum , moderated by none other than Sir James of Nataree Hill (recent whorist.com recruit) ?

Will there be a response to this query ? I wouldn’t put my tin shed (house) on it : )

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Ex newspaper ...

A former hot Miss Argentina Solange Magnano went to the plastic surgeon on a Thursday to get an ass like Jennifer Lopez (ie , implants)

Sunday Solange was dead.

The procedure involved injections and this same liquid apparently travelled to her lungs and brain. End of story/life.

Think I might defer my proposed penis enlargement : )

Solange , here one minute , gone the next. Enjoy whatever you enjoy lads , it might not last forever : )

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Torture .....

Imagine my situation .. Guy I met only on Internet is going to leave his vehicle on my Sponsors property for up to 5 months whilst he goes away whoring touring in SE Asia , including Thailand and Philippines.

With Rottweilers , CCTV , and car parked behind three locked gates , his car is as safe as house bricks.

I meet him for the first time at the local shops today. Its going to be painful coming out of my tin shed every morning , seeing the car and reminding me he is shagging nice young girls every day whilst I keep bumping into the Sumo Sisters !

Told him to bring back a souvenir for me : An 18yr old Flip virgin : )

Fella's , how come these guys can Escape for such a long period ? Think I know the answer. In the past they were sensible with their finances : )

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And to add insult to injury .... My long awaited $350 short wave radio arrived yesterday , and it does not work !

Why me ? And I know the answer to that too ..... dumbhead : )

Tally Ho , the search for brains. Actually if I had more brains I most probably would have more money yes , but would not have enjoyed my youthful years so much.

Which is more important brains and money or to have lived life ? For me , the latter.

At bookstalls near you soon .... "The life and Times of Thomas O'Reilly" . Rush copy , click this link : )

Whilst on the subject let me explain 'dumbhead' and radio. It arrived , and in my rush to hear it , I slapped the alternator/regulator , whatever you like to call it. The mechanism that takes the incoming voltage down to local town supply. Nowadays these alternators are global , you can whack them into any power supply in any country. Thats my experience with them in recent years anyway. They accept 100 to 240 volts. Well I will not be making that presumption anymore. Just think about it , when I bought my new $1700 laptop about 18months ago I slapped the alternator power line in three different countries without giving it a thought. Could have blown my laptop to smitherines

BECAUSE

I blew my newly acquired radio to smitherines didnt I. Yep , its a dead dog , will not operate on batteries either , cooked courtesy of Master Chef Thommo.

Now the bad part. Am returning to supplier for replacement. Left alternator out of box cause they might test it and see I have cooked it too = cooked radio. Left the batteries in the radio to try and sidetrack them , make them think I am a battery man. Once I have posted the radio (today) I will email them and tell them "Oh forgot to take batteries out , can you return with replacement radio" : )

Will I pull it off ? Will I be thinking of this and all my other misdemeanours on my death bed ? Conscience , I have a conscience unfortunately. Otherwise I would have fucked a lot more nice innocent girls.

Took a note of serial number , just in case they have no conscience and send same one back to me : ) So , $300 radio , $50 freight to me , $50 freight back to them and maybe another $50 freight I have to pay for them to send replacement to me. Thats 16 all nighters in the Phils , about 10 if Thailand. Gotta translate everything into fucks fella's.

Work out how many Phil fucks you earn in an hour. Based on Pesos1500 all night for greenhorn mongers or P1000 for deviates (like me). Then ask yourself is it worth it (sticking with the job). Better still , are THEY (girls) worth it : ) If they ever say 'peanuts' to you .... dont forget the famous retort .... "yeh , but I had to work for these peanuts" (you honey only have to lay on ya back : )

Anyway , see if I am minus 16 fucks next trip Phils. Will keep you posted on radio progress , just like all the other exciting things happening in my life.

Is your life as dysfunctional as mine ?

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Now , I'll upload this , go and meet Mr Lucky (Internet pal). Im going to be in the doldrums for the next 2/3 days : )

The only positive I can think of .. the poor sucker didnt start whoring until he was in his 60's (now , recently).

Whilst he was landed with a wife and kids for 30 odd years I was out and about screwing young lovelies by the hundreds. Think my tally is in the 750/1250 range. And the meat was tender then too. Everything was better in the good old days. Young mongers today will be saying in 20 yrs time "Aaah , the good old days 2009" : )

Tally Ho .....

72. Friday 27th November .................................

Note : The following is one persons opinion on Flips , after a 9 week stay. I think it should put the cat in amongst the pigeons. Especially with PhilPhiles. Your comments welcomed.

"I'm passing on some observations and comments received during my numerous conversations over the past 9 weeks here. I believe that some mention of a few ubiquitious filipino traits deserve more attention.

First, Filipino's in general are of sub par intelligence and have poor reasoning skills. This is born out by a UN sponsored survey which tested IQ scores; the results were suppressed by the government. Average intelligence measured barely above 70, a shocking statistic. My own experience is consistent with this finding. In general prostitutes are at the lower end spectrum of the bell curve. Conceptual and abstract thinking is beyond their abilities. Even simple deductive thinking is typically beyond their capacities. Combined with two culturally normative traits--myopic or short term thinking and cultural narcissism, this suggests that a few tactics should be employed.

BTW, I use narcissism in the technical sense, the essentialistic notion that a massive insecurity underlies ones self absorption since to do otherwise would expose ones terrible weaknesses--here we see Filipinos to be personally quite insecure about themselves and their culture (note how bar girls will watch themselves in the mirror). What can be learned?

Keep it simple. Don't plan ahead. Pay as you go and only for quality performance (define it or don't get what you want). Make your agreements upfront and be very explicit and specific. Require the Filipino to repeat the contract back to you in their own words until they get it right(time specifiers are vital).

Filipinos will never take responsibility for a mistake or remedying a problem--they will blame anything and everything on external causes. Expect that Filipinos will lie and be late. Most experienced foreigners make several arrangements for any given evening and then cancel the latest responders after one has arrived, usually at least an hour late (the norm is about 3 contacts to obtain one show).

Compliment the Filipino on traits that they have expressed pride in, even if it is preposterous to do so---of course this succeeds with all women. Do not make even a passing comment on the problems of the Filipino culture, government or economy. They will blame prostitution on poverty and the economy on corruption. To inject facts that question these simplistic explanations will be beyond the capacity of the filipino and be taken as an attack.

A half Filipino guy who lives in Cebu reported that he has never had any reasonable response to mention that Phils and Japan had equal sized economies in 1950. He notes that Filipinos are oblivious to any analyses of the disparities between Korea, Japan, Taiwan, etc. and Phils...

Next, recognize that ordinary humour may offend a filipino; having a limited capability to think, irony escapes them. Keep it concrete! what is your name? Where are you from? What is your nationality? when I comment that I am from a province in Phils, they will inevitably respond, "Oh, your wife is from..."

Along with the above recognize that culturally it is the norm for filipinos to lie and deceive; both men and women here are unfaithful. To do otherwise is uncommon among both sexes, despite the faux Roman Catholicism. The vast majority of prostitutes attend church weekly : little reflection exists on these acts as they relate to their religion or the upbringing of their children. Indeed it is in many ways a great advantage that they seem unable to have such insights, at least for the foreign man. This does not take away from their vindictive nature. I daresay that prostitutes here often display an entitled attitude quite out of balance with their attractiveness, pleasantness, manners and sexual prowess/enthusiasm.

Anyway, I thought an expanded and specific comment on this might iron out some of the early wrinkles in the Newbie experience...

Yours , Donn

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A Phil success story by Monty :

"I was in Cebu Philippines last week for 3 days and discovered a tragic occurrence.

Ayala Mall has been totally revamped and your former mongering freelancer spot near Bo's Coffee Shop has disappeared. Bo's has been relocated to a snazzy new area called "The Terraces"..

I roamed around the whole mall but could not discover whether there is a "new" place for "spider and fly" activity. Nevertheless, I was hit on by several FLs.

I rejected the first two but then one attractive mature age and well-dressed woman (maybe mid-30s) asked me for the time (she had on a wrist watch ha!). What a giveaway? After I got around to giving her the time we also had a coffee and a long chat and she ended up at my hotel for much of the afternoon.

She had to be home in time to greet the kids from school and also organise dinner for her unsuspecting hubby. She was hot hot hot. No money or exchange of numbers. She wanted no strings and obviously liked sex and simply wasn't getting enough attention at home and it was my lucky day.

I will add a few other exploits from around Manila when I get some time.

Cheers

Monty the Mongerer

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Yes , well as some know , I prefer Tomtown nowadays : )

Originally discovered and pacified by yours truly in the early 1970's , plundering began soon after : )

Of course I am not going to give specific details as to its location , I will leave that , like other riddles on this website for you to find out. Half the fun in whoring is in the hunt/search .. tally ho , and all that. We pioneers and even the pioneers who went before me and other aged mongers , had no internet and information when we first landed on the shores of Philippines and Thailand.

So we had to fend for ourselves ... find the places , test them , taste them , collate them , and so on. You lads today get it too easy. You read a name and address on the internet , then go get em. Consequently some of you are lost ... no challenge , no effort ...... too easy. Part of the fun in life is the struggle.

So I will leave some of you to struggle to find Tomtown , and places like Honk : )

You will enjoy it so much more when you track it down. And you will have developed a spirit of adventure and independence. Making you a stronger happier monger.

A spirit of adventure has brought me some exceptionally nice ladies during my time. Better than the ones formally employed in the sex trade.

But then its always a case of courses for horses. Some guys like the no frills fucks to be found within the trade .... whore houses , gogo bars , massage parlours etc. I admit there is no stuffing around in those places. You select the meat , pay , and then screw her brains out. Also she rarely needs any coaching , she knows what gets a guys rocks off. And there is no misunderstanding about the relationship , its a fuck relationship.

Whereas my way , one has to be always careful the lady does not get the wrong impression , that is , that I want a long term relationship , or even marriage heaven forbid.

The price I pay then , not necessarily cash , is more than I'd ever pay with a regular hooker. Things can get messy with good girls. Even dangerous ... brothers , father etc. Takes years of experience to avoid such situations , even then from time to time its unavoidable. One thing for sure I never give the impression that I am interested in long term. The lady knows I will treat them right if they treat me right , and its always a case of "slam bam" , ie , no strings attached

Even on my very first whoring trip (Philippines) I was onto regular girls. Organised a pool party in Manila. Girls came from everywhere. Friend and I , Filipino contact , who was a male and went 'bad' on us. Learnt to use female contacts , not males , in time. Yeh , the girls came and the two of us plundered them. I was relatively young , naive , and didnt realise , even with good girls your expected to compensate for sexual favours.

When you work it out , Phil girls we meet come from a very poor background. Her and the whole family are in a struggle to survive. No one gives a stuff. So its only right you give her some cash for "rice" as I say , handing her Pesos1000. Usually slip it in her bag , purse , not in the hand. They can not afford to reject such an offer , it means so much to them. I give good girls the same rate I would give bad girls , cause good girls are a much better fuck , for me , anyway.

For others , good girls are a waste of time (courses for horses). Why should a whore get more than a nice girl struggling to survive ? For me , paying less smells of exploitation. Maybe thats why I have avoided any real trouble over 35yrs of whoring , I pay the going rate (but not big spender going rates ... budget bangers going rates as per website). Screwing good girls and not helping them out (in their struggle to survive) can lead to trouble , I kid you not. OK , if the girl is too proud to accept money , then watch out , she too could turn out to be a problem in another way.

I tell you , "it's cultural" , not in your country , but in Thailand and Philippines its 'cultural'. If no cash then I take them to Mall and buy them a nice pair or shoes (P800/1200) or something like that. Otherwise I think I am exploiting poor people. Girl makes me happy , I make her happy.

And get rid of any silly notion your doing her a favour fucking her : )

There are always exceptions to the above , eg Monty above. I believe the woman in his case had independent means (married to a foreigner ?) , didnt need the money , but did need a fuck. She was happy , he was happy. Deal done : )

I recommend guys do not take too much notice of folks opinions on websites (best country / town / bar / girl) , including this one , and including mine. You have to hunt/search and find a place/town suitable for you , whether its Thailand or Philippines. I have my favourite towns in both countries. Chiangrai is my favourite in Thailand , not for sex action , cause there is virtually nil , but for other reasons. Pattaya is my favourite perv observe town , nothing beats the visuals in walking street. Out in the open , in public , Phils is tame , but anything but that in the privacy of your room : )

Tally Ho .... your search continues for your 'paradise'.

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Returning home from the shops on the push bike , this time on Trailer Park side of the road. Turn the corner and notice Sumo's standing by the road side. Look straight ahead , and as passing , little kid calls out "hello".

I look to my right smile and wave at the kid who looks like he has just completed a course of chemotherapy (bald head , and unhealthy look).

So is it Sumo's strategy to gain my heart through the kid ? I know I am strikingly handsome and look wealthy on that el cheepo pushbike , but exploiting children to gain my favours is a bit low : )

Next day I am exiting shops and Sumo's are entering the same shops. Ignored them. Life of a Trailer Park resident is only a few short months. Maybe by Xmas they have moved out. Hope so , feel "threatened" : )

Little do they know they are famous (via whorist.com) in Alaska , The Vatican , China etc , all around the world. The things I do for people : )

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Frogman has disappeared , dont know if its permanent or not , hope not , he 'makes my day'. But urinating on girls etc is a danger. Your in a foreign country , its risky. Some babe might take offence and call the cops. Right now , he might be in a dungeon dining on fish head soup for all I (and Jagger) know.

He might re-emerge. Minute he does , you'll know about it.

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Xmas is coming , this is when we get retrospective etc. In days of old , I always made sure I was in smiley Phils Xmas time. But nowadays I cant afford that luxury , gotta stay in the Western World , where I am of some use to my Sponsor (Security duties). Cant have ya cake and ............................

Went for a new pair of reading glasses , decided on expensive no frames pair (enhance my good looks : ) Optometrist didnt want to sell me any glasses , gave me a referral to see an Opthalmologist. Reckons my right eye is "going out" (going blind) and I have cataracts etc. I like doom 'n gloom , but not when it affects me personally : ) So yet another specialist to see in the new year. Possibly I will be able to boast of eye surgery and prostate surgery in 2010. The cost of all this could delay my return to d' front. All the more reason for you guys to write in and tell us what ya doin (or who your doin ..... no one I know hopefully : )

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT : GoGo Girl. I paid significant money to access babae.com photo galleries. Possibly thousands of pics/girls , but ended up with only about five or so for the front page. But some are important 'ass' , boobs , etc ones. Statuesque lady opposite did not make the cut cause she was wearing next to nothing : )   This could be the end of 'did not make the cut' series. Think its past its use by date ... like me : )

71. Friday 20th November .................................

Courtesy of Jagger .. we have again (but only just) ...

FROGMAN

"The problems with Thailand especially but also the Philippines is, like all good brothels, they are open to everyone. You get cheap Charlies, Napoleon types (mount, fuck for five minutes, dismount), those who love and pamper their hookers and many more kinds of weirdos.

Prostitutes attract all kinds of moths to their flames. So too do you. You have guys just want information. You have 50+ stereotypical bald/fat/white guys who have to tell someone they finally lost their virginity to a brothel girl. You have guys who just want to socialize. You have the totally naïve and the totally street smart, the criminal and the criminally innocent, the highly literate and the totally illiterate, the washed and the unwashed, the long winded and the anally retentive.

When all these guys talk together, sparks and bullshit will fly.

I want to know if I go into a place, I will not be knifed, shot, kidnapped, arrested or beheaded.

Though many of us are brothel rats, yet, in my case at least, some things never cease to amaze me. The main thing is how men can hand their hearts, wallets, balls and all else over to hookers. I find those things the most amazing.

I am into fisting, golden showers and a little more. These will soon become mainstream the way ass fucking and blow jobs have become main stream”.

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Well , I tell you what , if Frogman becomes mainstream , I’m out of a job : )

Be prepared for the inevitable disappearance of Froggie. Jagger tells me he is running out of steam. Good for ST (short time) only it seems. Not me , 7 years waffling along whorist.com , and no end to it.

Rumour also has it , Froggie got his fist caught up an Indian babes ass , both he and babe rushed off to hospital to extricate said fist. Babe was advised to not sit down for 14 days , and if lying down , facewards only. No more missionary sex and thus cash flow for her. Apparently thoughts also of suing Froggie for loss of income.

After thoroughly sterilising Froggies right fist and arm , medics advised Froggie to eat with his left arm , this point on. And to shake hands with his left hand also : )

One wonders why Froggie has this letch for fist fucking and golden showers. Perhaps he is just a trail blazer , fahionista extraordinaire , when it come to sex with Hookers. Will we be fist fucking within the decade ? If so , think we have got a lot to thank Froggie for his innovation/s. In the meantime my condolences go out to all the girls who encounter Froggie d' Freak : )

Takes all kinds. But give credit where credit is due , the guy is different. We won’t lynch him , not yet anyway. But once he has past his use by date .... watch out Froggie !

Which begs the question ..... Have you past your use by date ? Have I ? So long as we have money , we have some use : )

Nowadays I try to avoid mirrors. Do not want to be reminded how old and past my prime I am. Do you have the same problem as me ? I walk around thinking of myself looking about 20yrs younger than I actually look. Best to leave it at that (and not look in the mirror) , otherwise I would be devoid of all confidence when faced with a young spunk. If I could see what she can see , I’d run a mile , but there is always the ATM effect of an old codger grinning at a young thing. Young ladies will always warm to a walkin talkin ATM , no matter how old it is , so long as it can still spill out the cash : )

Imagination talking : My favourite technique with the girls , is to start pulling Pesos100 bills out of my pocket and letting them drop on the floor below me. Girl looks down , I walk off few paces , she bends down and picks up the notes , I swivel around and say “Oh , did I drop something” come forward then tell her “Never mind , there’s plenty more where that came from , are you up for a chat” : ) One step at a time lads , one step at a time.

Had an unfortunate incident once where an ugly hag quickly ducked down and scooped up the notes in front of spunk. Just had to walk away , lose the dough and lose the spunk.

Yeh , well the imagination certainly gets going when one is idle. Woke up this morning 4.15am , got up and typed out the above out. Signs are , I need more exercise to make me sleep longer , yet I rode the bike 10 km and walked the dogs x 4 times before going to sleep last night.

Dats the problem with exercise , at first it tires you , then you get fit , and need more exercise to tire ya. Thats ok when your young , but in my case knees start to hurt (tendonitis) when walking/ riding too much.

But I have never got tendonitis in the dick , have you ? It seems the dick never tires of sex , even at 72yrs of age. Someone said to me recently “Your still not chasing the girls”. I said to that closet feminitza .... ‘ The day I stop chasing the girls will be the day I am dead’.

They say exercising helps the brain , especially memory. My fear is .... one day I will wake up and forget my past , including the fact I have a website and need to ‘blog’ again. Worst will be I forget to hop on the plane and go shag those ladies who are waiting for my ATM to offload : )

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DESTINY

Mine and Sumo Sisters paths were destined to meet it seems. Again , today heading off down the hill on my push bike , I pass the SS standing by the roadside. They could tell from the distance it was 'Burkha Boy' (me) about to pass them. I looked straight ahead , dont want to give them the come on : )

On exiting shops later , there they were the SS waiting for the poor taxi that has to hold them off the bitumen and whisk them back to their Trailer Park/Caravan Park existence. (Could be me one day : )

The question is .... are they stalking me or am I stalking them ?

Maybe in time I could 'warm' to them : )

For sure , on a desert island one would screw them , eventually. It would be that or climbing to the top of the only coconut tree and jumping off (suicide).

But where I am (western world) aint no desert island , so why did some hapless lad screw em and give em kids ? Perhaps I should examine him too : ) He might be a bit out of proportion too , but my experience (pervin observin) tells me , big fat ladies are usually inter locked with skinny guys.

The attraction of opposites I suppose. We always want what we haven't got , skinny goes for fat , and fat goes for skinny ? I will never know until my research on SS is done and dusted.

Who's game enough to enter that Trailer Park to continue the research (identify hubbies) ? Not me .... I might never get out .... some crims resident inside there : )

For sure SS have become an integral part of my life on this planet. Will I be thinking of them when I am eventually overseas again hunting the slim little brown bombers (Flips in the main) ?

I tell you , if I am thinking of them (SS) , its time for me to "get a life" : )

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Just heard on the radio whilst tapping out 'SS' that research has proven there is muscle loss whilst in space. Didn't hear the whole thing , apparently this is in relation to outer space travel.

The words that cocked my ear were "muscle loss". Immediately I made a connection with my cock and muscle : )

Yeh , I know its a nightmare being 'victim of the flesh'. Everything is translated into sex.

So , twas wondering. Do our long journeys by air , ie in space , to the lands of milk and honey .... Thailand/Philippines ..... result in penile muscle loss ? If so , this could explain why erections are not as good first jump , on exiting a plane (not the baggage handlers , I mean back at the hotel , honey waiting for me). Or is it 'jet lag' ? Or more likely still , is it 'lack of practice' (in the western world).

More research , it seems.

The life of a perver observer never ends. So much research , so little time : )

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And yes , thanks for the continued feedback , not : )

On the plus side .... readers (not feedbackers) , that is , readers of Fridays bilge (this page) have increased 50% in recent weeks , presumably cause I am reliably putting something online every Friday. But its not getting any easier lads ..... oh , if I only had the courage to escape my cosy situation and write a non stop diary every day in the Philippines/Thailand , for folks who can not travel etc. Think that might be popular , but would not know until I tried it , and to try it would put at risk my cosy ‘freebie’ situation (western world).

Writing at d’ front would be a piece of cake , got something to talk about eg ‘saw a spunk today , she said .. “get lost” etc : ) Writing back home , such as now , where I eat unique cake , cycle and walk the dogs , has got its limitations : )

Of course you get points for reading this stuff , but extra bonus points if you send something in. It all adds up folks , and could mean a free pass to Whorist Heaven one day.

Its either Whorist Heaven or Hell .... the choice is yours : )

One of our lads , James , has opted for Whorist Heaven. But about 40/50 yrs to go before he kicks the bucket and thus whorist heaven (WH) . 10 or so years of Thommo , then the accession to the Throne by Sir James of Nataree Hill. That is , there are plans afoot to keep whorist.com going forever. Before James demise he will have organised one of his illegitimate sons (yet to be conceived) to accede to the Throne and so on. So if you have the secret to eternal life , you have got some reading ahead of you : )

Sir James will make his mark with a Diary March/April next year , along the lines of Thommo's Escape Diaries , that is long with pics etc. He is going to research Philipppines this time. His previous diary on these NEW pages was about Thailand , but to earn his ultimate accession to the Throne , he has decided to raise the bar with future diaries. Some of you will prefer his style as he is less abrasive thans yours truly (Thommo).

And yes you have got it , two internet authors to choose from in the future ....... Sir James and Sir Thommo. He's got the energy for it , and the ambition to accede to the Throne. It will be interesting for all of us to follow his journey. Thommo's energy levels are receding by the month , nice to have a young lad to keep pushing the website forward. Also he will talk your language more , ie , fuck more , and observe less.

Pervin and Observin ..... ageing Thommo.

Actual fucking ....... youthful Sir James.

Potentially a winning combination.

I urge your support of Sir James , including feedback (emails) ... when the time comes.

Tally Ho .... the hunt is on for improved Pocket Guides , Diaries , Blogs , and cash flow : ) ex Energiser James.

The future looks bright .... hope your all around for the 50th anniversary (50yrs) of whorist.com with James at the helm. Kid Guru in the background taking care of technicals. They are both the right age group to carry this website through to year 2052 and beyond , with the help of illegitimate (whore sourced hopefully) children.

I'll be pervin observin whorist.com via satellite from Whorist Heaven , by then : )

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT :   This 'snake charmer' tried hard , but did not make the cut. Many were called few were chosen. She took the news of rejection badly.   Most of these pics were taken by provider photographer in Angeles and Dolls House in particular. I do not know if the Pesos 1,250 all night fee which includes the bar fine , applies to a place like Dolls House , cause there certainly are some dolls employed at that place (see previous pics below). Although I am not suggesting lady to left is a 'doll' , but for a while she was in the running for HomePage Banner , owing to her 'snake like' pose and skimpy gear. But alas more girls came forward and muscled her out of contention.

And do not think all the HomePage girls on new whorist.com website are Flips , not so , the Thais are well represented indeed , and those Thai photo's are courtesy of yours truly , Thommo.

About eleven nice pics/photo's on the Home Page alone , not bad eh. Fingers crossed the new whorist.com website delivers me to d' front (Thailand/Philippines) more often.

So the set up is ... Sir James energises the website back in the western world , whilst I energise the girls at d' front. Nice if it worked out that way.

Fiendish plans. Beware the old fox : )

And more importantly , beware the old Hooker. They are carrying baggage (like Thommo : ) and will empty your ATM in no time. Take the "fresh green grass" 18 - 22yr olds , fresh meat , willing to learn and respectful of the Master Fornicator ..... YOU !

70. Friday 13th November .............................

1. FROGMAN courtesy Jagger.

Malaysia

"A Pilot Test of the Propensity of Female Malaysian Hookers to enjoy water sports, fisting and the other Boutique Fetishes of the French Bourgeoisie

The author has conducted a field study in the red light district adjacent to Kuala Lumpur’s Plaza Hotel. A large number of prostitutes from Malaysia’s three major ethnic groups — Malays, Indians and Chinese — were selected according to price, proportions, prettiness and propensities to have their persons/pubic regions probed .

The subjects were each in turn impelled to lick the author’s pink, hairy anus implanted upon their squirming faces; all were repeatedly sodomized and urinated upon and those who agreed were treated to a lubricated fist being inserted, cork screw fashion, into their anuses; two of these fine young ladies also consented to having the same fist into their vaginas and have, predictably, enjoyed the multi orgasmic experience such gentle acts of love bestow.

Preliminary findings show that KL’s scientific helpers demand a lot more (about $2US or 7RM) for their “cooperation” than their Angeles or Pattaya equivalents, with the Malays being the most compliant, the Indians the most mercenary and marginally the most adventurous and the Chinese (sometimes brutally referred to as Chinks or Ching Chongs by naughty male chauvinists) being the most mechanical or sock like.

Further, as they are being buggered, the Indians are more talkative than the Malays and the Chinese seem to be more stoical, squatting silently and somewhat sullenly as they get shafted from the rear. The Indians present a minor problem in this respect as, just like a dog mounting a b-tch, the driver has to keep focussed on barebacking until his load is shot and cannot be diverted into responding to the monkey like chatter of the receptacle.

That said, the Indians, like the Malays, give fantastic blow jobs and this should be taken into account by any white asses thinking of supplementing their pathetic existences.

A number of important conclusions of interest to those cavalry men who like to mount their mares from the rear or those with itchy right fists or, indeed, with those curious to see the look of bemusement on their lowly paid fist fucked partners flow from these tentative findings.

But first a caveat concerning the site of these scientific experiments must be inserted. For the KL leg of this exploration were conducted behind heavily padlocked doors that resemble cages or prison cells. Although the scientist who conducted these experiments was a little uneasy about the hygiene and security aspects (his own) surrounds, he was reassured that those he negotiated with had the lab rats firmly encaged and that once the deal was done, there was no escape for them.

Given the large number of Muslim cops and Muslim ladyboys roaming about outside, he was, in fact, happy to have them securely ensconced in the cages as they allowed his experiments to continue unhindered, save by the selfish whimpering of a few of the least desirable but most cooperative participants often, sad to say, members of the majority Malay ethnic group who, in fairness to them, often have the nicest (and second duskiest) asses.

Although the Malays in particular show that no firm generalizations can be made on racial grounds, the handful (or should that be fist full?) of Pakistani hookers also experimented upon do tend to indicate that those who follow the Prophet Muhammad are better suited to the role of sperm catcher than those who are often unfairly referred to as Chinks or Ching Chongs by the nasty chauvinists.

The Indians, who are more a mixed bag, will need further scrutiny of the most intense, intrusive and personal kind. The author intends to fist more of their asses and to conduct further field studies in the far famed cages of Calcutta. Science is a hard task master.

All do uncovered blow jobs with the Malays, the best performers, making an unwarranted connection between my cut cock and their own religion. In this respect, we must remember the great Napoleon, when he conquered Cairo, proclaimed that he and his army were all Muslims. So, if it helps to get your dick polished, play along.

Also, as the Malays are happier having a Muslim rather than a non Halal fist up their posteriors, do the right thing and point it towards Mecca. As a good Catholic, however, I made sure to give them a good baptism with the waters my bladder could muster. Though surprised, none protested. This is generally the case if you persuade and cajole them, a characteristic often sadly lacking in other mongers. These are, after all bird brained women and a little sugared mouth does really help the creamy medicine go down their gasping throats.

I must say I like the Indians rimming me. I like the jewellery, the bracelets and the big, bovine like tongues doing what God intended them to do. Though I have never had sex with a cow, Indians are the next best thing and I am not surprised that the Kama Sutra is so entrenched in their sensually beautiful religion. Their tongues go on forever and, like most women , it would be best if they used them for rimming, cock sucking, French kissing and the other carnal services God intended them for rather than chatting when they should be fucking. I do not pay to listen to bull shit about their fucked up lives, which are of no consequence to me.

Some words on their surrounds are in order. The streets parallel to the main ones are very wide and very safe during the day though caution should probably be used by white asses at night. Locals jacking up and tossing the used needles away are a common sight no one comments on and some of the Chinese providers might be chasing the dragon.

The daughters of the soil, the Malays, are a better bet but bigger trouble if the moral cops catch you. As they don’t like Muslims opening their piss flaps to the white trash of Asia, I am sure they do not like them spreading their cheeks for non Halal fists. This is rather unfair as two of the Malays could take a fist right up to elbow length. Malaysia should be proud of these great assets, these heroic daughters of the soil.

None of the Malays, it must be said, were wearing rags around their heads. Though some hookers do wear them and all women are hookers of a sort, to me the burka can mean trouble. It means she is making a political statement and might be more reluctant to submit herself to me, her master. That is unacceptable.

An assuaging word is necessary to explain these innocent, mind, ass and pussy expanding hobbies of mine. The natural position for pay for play activity is doggy style, using the backdoor or tradesman’s entrance. The front door or missionary position (God bless those great missioners of yesteryear whose sperm gave us the Creoles) is for romantic intimacy, real or imagined. The fist in the ass, the face squat or the golden shower on the face (never down the throat as some of the Gestapo wrongly infer, as that is unhygienic) brings the pendulum back to where God intended it.

When fisting, it is important to have the receptacle totally lubed and to begin gently. With the ass, there are two main trap doors you have to negotiate. You will only do it with a lot of lube and a lot of patience but once the second one is breached, you can get your arm all the way up as far as you like. Getting the fist in is not so big deal but the wrist can be trickier. (No wrist watches, wrings or shit like that). If you get the proper responsive partner, she will thank you for it as she will have multiple mass orgasms. Fisting is where buggering was a few years ago. Soon, it too will be part of the normal 3 hole package that most of us expect to get as a matter of routine.

When I have a woman under my control, she must know who is in charge. No pain, no gain. If she is not hurting, what is the point. Why, as the great one said, should we pay them AND entertain them. That madness has to stop. Treat them mean, keep them keen. Even the dumbest hooker will know if you drench her in piss, you are not proposing to build altars or shrines to her. Just as with a dog, you must show who is master. This is not to recommend you fuck a dog but that you get the point, stay in charge and ride high in the saddle and send her on her way, a little richer, a little sorer and a little bit more broken in and more amenable to the next customer.

I cannot recommend these practices highly enough. Beside the sexual thrill —and women exist for our amusement for why else would God have created Eve (there were no shopping malls then) — it really shows who is on top. She is totally surrendering herself to you. Submission the Muslims call it.

I have been hanging around the local mosque, sipping tea in a nearby outdoor café and making enquiries about Islam. I tell them I am particularly interested in Islam’s social impact and the way women are treated. I keep the subject away from Van Gogh and the other Dutch heroes who died trying to keep this savagery at bay. Instead, I make jokes about text divorcing and bring the subject around to the plight of women and tell of the Bursa brothel. The guys are giving me some leads up country (Burmese bottoms included) which I intend to follow up next week.

A Muslim brothel is indeed paradise as there is no way back for the women except total submission, which is what we all really desire.

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Thommo says :

Thanks for continuing to send contributions to Molly d’ Moll c/- Bankgok. Some of it is passed on to me. But unfortunately Molly spends most of it on cosmetic surgery and hard liquor.

No doubt some of you have met Molly , she mainly hangs around Big Dog Bar outside NEP. If you ever bump into her , please tell her to email me , haven’t heard from her for a while now.

Because of her big boobs (cosmetic surgery) she’s easy to find , sticks out in a crowd. And yes , she made it to the new look whorist.com HomePage too. You will see her there , top of the screen , white top , wearing a silly grin. New look website still a work in progress , though. You will have to wait a while before you see ever smiling Molly.

I’ve always had a longin for Molly : )

Also thanks for the feedback ,not. A person can not keep writing to himself for 7 yrs like I have without feedback. When answering the emails , I like to warn the ‘innocent’ of the pitfalls when whoring touring. Its not all beer and skittles. The fun , easy part everyone talks about. I like to be frank and let guys know about the pitfalls too. Fits my natural doom ‘n gloom fetish too : )

Some of you are finding it tough …. not being able to escape (travel) , having tasted the candy store so many times before , and now finding yourselves shut out. Usually its just a case of money.

I am currently finding it difficult sitting still , staying in the same place. Need to ‘escape’ but can not afford to do so. For sure when I do make the break I will enjoy it and how.

Only thing I can think of is “get physical”. It does not cost money and its good for the health. So instead of the dogs getting 2 walks a day they are getting 5 , sometimes 6 walks a day. This is in addition to 10km on bike. This helps to take the tension (frustration) out of the body and make me sleep soundly. I’ve noticed a spring in my step lately , cause I am getting fitter.

Big year next year for me. New look website will be online , possibly surgery , then a big trip.

Am in the process of ordering a Grundig Satellit 750 (no misspelling either). Short Wave radio , so that when I wake up in the middle of the night , or am bored to death , can twiddle the dial and tune into some strange foreign radio station , listen to music or practice my Portuguese (Brazil) , Thai , whatever. In some ways , its like ‘travelling’ , listening to distant radio stations. Its an ‘escape’ of the mind anyway , and no air ticket or visa required : ) The Eton E1xm short wave radio is superior , but costs $200 more and unnecesarily superior for my needs. Grundig apparently has a nice sound too. As a former rock ‘n roll star and disco (dj and owner) star , sound is important to me. I'm "former" a lot of other things too : ) Anyway , sw radio is another aid to while away the time whilst I wait for my boat to sail to distant lands : )

News : So a guy in USA shoots his brothers in arms , infantrymen , brave policewoman takes him on and takes him out. From what I have heard of her efforts , she was one spunky woman. Toe to toe with a guy shooting folks down. Well done Mumma , well done. It’s good to see someone stand up and take the fight to these nutters. Mumma was overhead saying "someones gotta do it" : )

Too many run for cover , sob etc. What would I do if faced with the same situation ? You’d like to think y’d be a hero , but you never know until faced with such a situation. The moment of truth : ) Truth is , I'd most probably just perv 'n observe. No point in being a dead hero.

News : Innocent people get killed again in friendly fire Afghanistan. They’ve got to think of a new expression other than “friendly fire” , methinks. Too much friendly fire nowadays. If that’s friendly fire , I ‘d hate to be there when the fire was unfriendly : )

Filipinos recovering from floods etc. Those folks get it in the neck all the time. They will get up , smile and get on with life. They are truly survivors. Have bugger all before floods , have even less now , smile , up and on with the show. Some of the girls in the sex industry will be working double shifts raising money for their in-laws. Contribute to the rebuilding lads and get there now : )

Thailands Thaksin (former Prime Minister) is ruffling feathers accepting a Economics Adviser role for Cambodian Government. Must be something in it for Cambodias Prime Minister. Upsetting a neighbouring government for Thaksin ……. there’s gotta be an earner in there for somebody : )

One reads of lots of violence in Thailand , beheadings etc. Gives the impression there is more violence there than Philippines. All I know is , if the Thai blows his/her fuse , its on. Flips can not compare. Thais when out of control are more dangerous than Flips. That’s my observation anyway.

All that false smiling wai-ing , false charm , niceties , manners (Thailand) ……… can’t go on forever. It’s unnatural. They bottle it up , then bang ! explode. Also better to be in a Flip prison than a Thai one. That's my observation from afar. Have never got to taste their famous 'fish head soup' : )

New look website HomePage has been finalized , courtesy Sir James of Nateree Hill …… whorist.com reader. He is in the running for the Noble Sex Prize 2009. (Noble , not , Nobel)

I am spending more nowadays cause I am frustrated. Justify spending cause I am not travelling. But over spending delays my eventual escape. Cant win : )

Why were we meant to sit around being bored day in day out. In my case not really bored , just lacking excitement. I am an excitement junkie. Nothing much exciting happening where I am , except for HomePage artwork by Sir James. That’s been the only bright spot for me lately.

Saw Sumo Sisters at Bakery , feeding their faces on all manner of junk food. And yes , I have weaknened, have to plead "boredom". Back eating 'unique' cake and herbal tea again. Oh well , if at d' front I'd be drinking beer , so not so bad I suppose.

OK , that will do for now ………… I've got 7 days to think up something for this page. Most probably 'unique' cake and push bike : ) ……………. T

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT : Angeles GoGo Girl. Unfortunately Mayor stopped the wet t shirt competitions. This is and example of , outside (other countries) influence affecting the 'culture' of Philippines. So girls now have to dress up and pose like opposite. Life is becoming more 'correct' = more tame. Feminitza's and brow beaten politicians are making life dull for all of us. Fortunately its only affecting public displays. What goes on in private is still much the same as 40 yrs ago , that is , 'anything goes'.

69. Friday 6th November .............................

1.

FROGMAN

I quote :

"First of all, deepest and most profound apologies for suggesting Pattaya had no orthodox Jews. I don’t know how I could possibly have said such a horrible, hurtful thing. Passing 3rd Rd’s King David Restaurant as dusk fell on Friday, there the big hatted bearded ones could be seen bobbing away in the general direction of Beach Rd, Pattaya’s answer to the Wailing Wall and the brothels of East Jerusalem. (Next year in the PS Hotel).

Secondly, Rolf Witmer from Bremen and Tony Marcello from Brooklyn, I fucked your time sharing Isaan girl friend up the ass yesterday afternoon. She says that neither of you send enough money and I say she says too much. She talked so much I had to jam my cock in her mouth just to shut her up. On the positive side, she enjoyed the golden shower I gave her.

She would make a good wife for both of you if you could keep her gagged, except when mouth fucking her of course. If you do relocate her to either Germany or the States, she will be able to make a living at her chosen career.

Thirdly, apologies to those who were led to believe I would not get to bang the gym rat angel and also apologies to those who were led to believe there is a cap on what dumb farangs will send their ex fuck toys. The gym rat picked me up, not the other way round. She chatted to me several days in almost perfect English.

Then she read my t shirt (L’Algérie est francaise et la restera), she was able to speak about that bastard De Gaulle’s betrayal in very passable French. This blew me away. She had hooked up with a Total executive and had lived in 5 star luxury all over the world, Paris included. She even knows places in Paris to get Isaan dishes you cannot even get in Pattaya. But she also knew the high life much more so.

Her ex boyfriend still sends her a king’s ransom every month, the Pattaya condo is in both their names, the motorbike and car (she cannot drive and needs a chauffeur) are in her name. She told me the telephone number of articles of clothes etc she has. The current girl friend, a Filipina stripper, hates her and wants to bump her off. But if the little Catholic girl comes to the Land of Smiles, there is a contract out on her. Mon Dieu, my kind of girl.

But not my kind of price. Instead, I volunteered to walk the dog with her. Get this. Mr Total has rented another apartment for the dog (one of those horrible little pedigree dogs shopaholics like and I would like to strangle) and the dog minder. Yes, I have banged her but you have to know how to hunt when the prey falls into your lap. Instead of giving her a fish, I have pretended to teach her how to fish (or should that be fist). So she is my fuck buddy even though I explicitly explained to her that I wanted nothing, least of all a fuck for my services.

Some of you cast doubt and aspersions on my activities. As regards risk, if you have eaten a Thai pussy or if you have you have got an unprotected Thai hooker’s finger up your ass, you have done riskier things than me. I have simply watched some of the movies of Rob Black and Max Hardcore and replicated them.

I regard this lady as like fucking a leopard. You better make sure you fuck the leopard good and hard or it will tear your heart out. And, just when you are ready to give the leopard the money shot, run or disappear because the leopard will only leave your hat and shoes for your mama to recognize. I am sure fucking a leopard is exquisite but it is not for the faint hearted.

As regards the interesting Atm debate, again check out Yenchit in Walking St.
As regards Beach Rd, you have to put in the footwork if you want the prize 3 holing cuts. Be prepared to let others take the fuck babies and the grand mamas. Aim for the wild and willing, walk up and down for as many times as it takes. Only talk to potentials and smile at the rest. Lions and other big cats in the wild don’t waste time on chit chat. They go for the kill.

Be explicit in what you want. Make sure anal etc is on the contract if that is what you want. Plead special cases, that you cannot cum with condoms. At the least sign of a troublesome provider, break off contact immediately. If she is smoking, drinking, is chatting to her friends or looks like a yabba head, cut her off. There may not be more fish in the sea but there are more LBFMs on Beach Rd than you will fuck in a life time.

Always go for the tourist police, not the brown shirted criminals, if needed. If there is trouble in your hotel, call the concierge (who should always be generously tipped) immediately, stay naked, open the door and raise your voice to take control. With short time rooms or their rooms, you must check slowly and bolt at any signs of irregularities.

When on Beach Rd, sit down and spend time talking to them. If they seem impatient or can only recount about short time prices like it is a Buddhist mantra, ditch them. I ignore 95% of those who ask me where I am going etc. I would certainly never hire any of them in the marketing dept. The diamonds know why you are on Beach Rd. (hint: It is not to get the night air).

The legs continue to deteriorate, so much so that I am confined very much to barracks with no one but the chamber maids, freshly arrived from Isaan, to fuck. Isaan newbies come in different shapes. The best ones are those who believe they must fulfill all my desires. The Chink who owns my pad likes to break newbies in and fix them up with likely cash flow farangs like me. I just like bare backing them. They were surprised at my collection of dildos and vibrators. I find Isaan ladies who do not get a full on fuck every few days end up gasping for it. They are like bitches in heat, crazy for cock. Of course, they are not good for much else.

One can hardly discuss Camus, Sartre or even Balzac with them. They are merely creatures created for our senses, play things. One of the newbies is up for the Pattaya challenge; the other is born to be a maid.

Of course, this does not apply to Nok, the gym rat and (if LBFMs were football teams) the Real Madrid of Pattaya. Of course, France is the epitome of culture. Who has not read the aptly named Nana, about a hooker who gets the jackpot in Paris. Many, far too many get the jackpot here.

Sometimes, our timing is perfect. I again nailed the two sisters, newly arrived from Isaan and timed it to get them on rent day. They were so happy I saved them from eviction. I got four hours, several ass fucks, several ATMs, a golden shower on the older one, hours and hours of massage and ball play, and all for 1100 bt. Sorry again if I am over paying. I must try harder.

I did meet Mistress Camilla, the DIA dominatrix already mentioned. We got through a lot of Vaseline and our asses are still sore. I think the masks and things are childish, I don’t really go for CBT and nor do I like getting steel things stuck up my cock. But some do. Befriending a dominatrix is nice because you quickly realize there are many fucked up farangs doing the rounds here.

We went to the Thai traditional village/floating market on Soi Sukhumvit. Oddly, there is no caged brothel there, an oddity given it is supposed to reflect traditional Thai society. We did, however, bar fine a fuck toy out of Oasis and we made a tasty Thai sandwich out of her. Unfortunately, I did not get to fist fuck her, further evidence that go go gals are a waste of cum.

Someone who knows about such things told me many or most of the go go fuck toys are lesbians and not just gay 4 pay. Certainly, the lesbian farangs are much more in evidence. This is good as it broadens the horizons of the ladies they fuck.
The Pattaya News has details about a Thai babe, cuffed up by her Thai boyfriend for a few days. They also report Pattaya is targeting the obese Bkk citizenry for festivals next February and that Central Festival is central to it. So, gradually the farang mongers are being pushed out.

Walking (barely) along Beach Rd last night, I ducked past at least 7 chicks I had ass fucked. It is awful when they shout your name after you and you want to ignore them in your quest for new fuck meat. I fucked the tattooed babe again but she would not even lift her ass up. Unless you find a gem, it is best just doing them once and moving on. I see dud repeats as a reason not to do repeats. Also, we should not give the LBFMs ideas above their station.

I also have babes I knew from the past coming up to me giving me their cell phone numbers. I know I am a nice guy but I just want to fuck these Thais, not romance them. That is not my thing. What is their problem that they think every farang is a love sick moron?

Even when I piss all over them, they expect a box of chocolates, even though I don’t even give them a box of tissues to clean up.

Back to the foot patrol. Different day, different clowns, same circus. I saw a dwarf on Beach Rd yesterday, wheeling a pram and a proud mama look on her face.

Dwarves – the vertically challenged, for the love sick readers – make good fucks.

This is unlike the pregnant. There are quite a few pregnant chicks on Beach Rd but the novelty soon wears off there".

Jovial James (no relation to Sir James) writes in re Frogman :

Love the frogman (Friday 30th Oct Blog) , he is really funny, I especially liked the jokes about the Jewish restaurant in 3rd Road Pattaya, the one about Hymie bringing home a tattood thai hooker......Jews are not allowed to get tattoos, something to do with "thou shalt not destroy ones body with craven images" ......they really dont like tatoos and look down on anyone who has them ........."scum scum and filth have them"

I am heading off to Laos, Malaya and Thailand in December, I will send you in some field reports of Kanchanaburi and Udon Thani.  I am checking them out  as a retirement option, not full time retirement, just spending 6 months a year in Udon or Kanchanaburi. 
Unfortunately my mate went to Phils in September, he is a newby and nearly got sucked in with a story about "My Granma is sick , need $1000 for operation, or else she die ......sob sob sob"

Fuck the bloke nearly fell for it, he was lucky to only have USD $600 left and he needed it to get home to Sydney.  He was actually going to send it to the whore via western union when he got home, but I talked him out of it and made him see sense.  It still amazes me how many blokes go to south east asia and get sucked in LOL

Anyway I might end up in Pattaya again or even Phils, so I will let you know how things are.  I am especially interested in how cheap things are in Thailand,  I have already seen prices quoted on the internet in some places are about 30% cheaper than the same time last year. 

cu Jovialjames

Thommo : I told JJ that I suspect the only thing cheap in Thailand would be the under occupied hotel rooms. Sex venues increase their prices if custom goes down = custom goes down even further : )

2.

Sumo Sisters

Its seems the only chicks I come across nowadays are the Sumo Sisters : )

"Cycling to shops I see the Sumo Sisters waiting by the road side. By the way last time I told you about one of them inside a public telephone box , well that was with the door out , no telephone box door. No way could one of those elephants get inside a telephone box with door shut , no way. The one inside telephone box was standing sideways , lot of fat was outside the box : )

No offence to any Sumo Mongers reading this : )

Yeh , so was cycling past and they stared at me with amazement. Got a burkha style cover over my face as I get skin cancer rather too easily , gotta cover up.
In my bicycles rear vision mirror I see SS (Sumo Sisters) piling into a taxi van which later passes me. Imagined Sumo's phoning for a taxi "Taxi please" , Operator : Is that the Sumo Sisters ? Taxi or Truck ?

Later on I see the Sumo's at local shops , no babies with them this time and no shopping cart full of junk food either.

Suppose the poor sucker daddy has to look after the baby/ies back at Caravan Park.

Must get a pic of SS one day and post on website , that would be something. One is major sumo , another junior sumo , and the third one admittedly just simply overweight obese.

Noticed at shops , a normal weighted (between slim and medium weight) woman walking in opposite direction to Sumo’s , she smiled , most probably thinking “Holy Moses , how did they get that big” …. Answer : "On the welfare system that’s how".

Any way , those Trailer Park /Caravan Park people move on soon enough. Usually don’t stay longer than 2/3 months. Fail to pay the rent and move out under cover of darkness.

Think I told you , gave two of my ex push bikes to a lad at that same Trailer Park . He is not overweight , and seems to be handicapped ex the brain box , nice enough lad though. Used to tell him “just got back from Philippines” , and he in his simplistic mind would call back “You get Aids there” etc.
Don’t bother to mention Phils etc to him anymore , think he is some kind of religious freak , SDA/Jevovah …… don’t have to apologise to you lot , cause you don’t perv on sex websites do ya ? : )

Yeh , keep an eye on that Trailer Park cause one day yours truly might end up there : )

3.

NEW FRONTIER

Perhaps we could send Sir Phol , formerly Lt Col Phol , to a new frontier , so that he might regain his ranking. I quote from the newspaper :

“In a rare instance of sexual frankness , a Chinese official has called for conjugal homes and short stay hotels to meet the needs of sex starved migrant workers in Guangdong , the province known as the “workshop of the world”.

Official Zhang Feng encouraged workers to use sex toys rather than the thriving local prostitute industry. He also said the workers “hunger for sex has never been recognized by society or the local government”.

Apparently the conjugal homes and short stay hotels are for using the sex toys as he doesn’t like folks actually fucking because “our society will end up riddled with Aids”. “Using sex toys is not shameful and it avoids disease” says our friend Feng.

Perhaps we should refer him to Frogman who regards girls themselves as ‘sex toys’. Froggie could convince them that a bit of good old fist fucking , golden shower , and anal is what the workers need : )

"Feng also berated the local university professors who allegedly co-erced their female students into sex in exchange for better exam grades".

I know for a fact that happens in Philippines and think ‘Eyes’ of Escape fame has fallen pregnant to an admiring teacher. He most probably promised her better grades , but gave her a baby instead.

Anyway , getting back to the subject at hand. Whorist Headquarters might have to dispatch Sir Phol to this new frontier and introduce the local maidens to fucking , not sex toys. If Sir Phol fails , then we have a back up plan …. fist fucking Frogman : )

4.

Breaking News.

Chiangrai Thailand for Coco Pops

Chiangrai as you know , is a favourite town of mine in the far north of Thailand. Especially favoured for my retirement. Charm ambience it has got , sex opportunites it aint got : )

Well because I have not been able to release my frustrations with a trip overseas since early March this year , and might not travel again for a while yet (expenses re new look website , and possible prostate surgery looming) ..... I thought I might take a trip down memory lane , go to local shops and buy some coco pops.

Reason for this : When I was 66yrs old (6yrs ago) I had never tasted coco pops and at Wiang Inn Hotel Chiangrai whilst partaking of their buffet breakfast/lunch , I came across little brown balls , dropped them on to my corn flakes and discovered coco pops. Very strong cocoa taste.

Every time I went to Chiangrai I was thinking about those coco pops at Wiang Inn Hotel and thus partook of them every day.

Now in my frustration , far from Chiangrai , I cycled 5 kilometres to the shops and bought Kellogs Coco Pops. Returned home and started consuming them immediately , as is , without milk etc. Disappointment .... no strong cocoa taste. Took them out into the nearby bush and empty box for creatures of the night to eat.

Back again next day bought the only other brand. Brought them home , same again , insufficient cocoa taste , gave some to Rottweilers rest in rubbish bin.

So now the temptation and excuse ... buy a ticket to Chiangrai to taste real coco pops. No better excuse for a trip overseas , a man could have : )

It could happen to you lads , you get so old , all your up for is coco pops : ) Wouldnt travel to Chiangrai for sex , there aint any (almost) , but coco pops thats another matter.

As the lady down at the bakery said a few weeks ago , "You will replace the cake 'n coffee addiction with another one". Looks like I am chasing a cocoa taste.

When in Papua New Guinea I came across chocolate from Malaysia with a real cocoa taste , ate lots of them. Last trip to Phils stop over at Singapore airport came across chocolate wafer biscuits with a real strong cocoa taste. They werent cheap but they were great. Will be changing into more Singapore dollars next time I stop at Singapore airport and take some of those wafer biscuits with me to Phils. No , will not be giving out as 'unique gifts' , Flips wouldnt understand how expensive they are , they'd just chuck them down like cheapies : )

So cocoa it is.

Tally Ho , the hunt is on for cocoa ...................

DID NOT MAKE CUT :

This babe did not make the cut for new look website HomePage cause her boobs were too big : ) Note guy in background sunglasses. Sipping a softdrink through a straw. Cant take his eyes off her : ) I'm sure girls keep well clear of his kind. Fucks girls all night long. Better the guys who drink beer , one fuck and they go back to sleep : )

Thanks to Jagger for Frogman tirade. Without Jagger I would be in trouble 'blogging'.

Unless of course YOU send something in : )

68. Friday 30th October .............................

Frogman (Courtesy Jagger) saves the day :

Pattaya .....

"Hobbling along Beach Rd, I spotted a blind farang, complete with white stick, being led along by a Thai hooker. I wonder how the hooked hooked the hooker. People here argue about prices, about long nosed v short nosed hookers, but even the legless, the blind and the insane can all get a fuck here if they have beggar’s change on them. I saw an Iranian heading off with three young hookers in tow. Bad move for him, as it means three pay checks and bad service. Still, it will get rid of one of his fantasies for him. Let’s hope he doused all three of them with the Rivers of Babylon.

I picked up a brace myself, a young newbie with a lovely, very fuckable ass and her older minder. Back to their 2000 bt a month pad (go up from 2nd Rd through New Plaza across Soi Bucauw, and up the street that is a continuation of New Plaza, lots of cheap and quiet rooms Thai hooker quality rooms there). The stairways had more shoes than Imelda Marcos. Toilet outside which did not help in the pissing stakes but the older one gave me a 3 hour massage and the younger sister got it bareback twice up the ass and once in the pussy, all of which she enjoyed.

The bigger sister went out for a leak and when she returned, she was greeted by the sight of her sister enjoying a solid, methodical bareback ass pounding. Jealousy got her nowhere and he sister got all my valuable sperm that night, for which she was most grateful. After I came inside her, she would watch the TV and the older hag would massage me. Big sister also rimmed my lovely ass as I pounded younger sister. I no longer enjoy this as I feel it important to focus on fucking and not also have to spread the cheeks of my unwashed ass to accept her tongue. Though animals always lick their lovers’ asses, I am not sure if they do this when fucking. Can anyone advise?

The two sisters originally asked for 800 bt so maybe I am spoiling the market as well as them, as I gave them 1100bt. They came here, sleeping on the beach, showering for 10 bt until they got their first customers. I was their combined ninth. Guess the sky is their limit now. Let us hope they get some farang sucker to take care of them and their families.

Not one of the ladies I have golden showered has complained to me and I always act like a gentleman. I am now even allowing them watch the TV and occasionally to use their phones. I allow their dreams to live and they appreciate that. Unlike the love sotten farang, their dreams are not in conflict with reality every second of the day. I treat them better than most would treat cheap hookers. We should always be gentlemen and never for an instant forget our standards.

We must also accept Buddhism, their belief system, which puts them at the base of the totem pole. Buddhism says it is punishment for their former lives. But getting golden showered and fucked up the ass should not be regarded as a punishment but as a reward for choosing their career and their customer, me, with care.

Has anyone checked out Malibu Entertainment opposite Apex. Ugly ladyboys but popular enough. I guess these shows give the older farangs a walk on the wild side. The only reason to go to a place like that is for its freak value. There are ladies dancing nearby in a number of bars. They gyrate like they are being given electric shocks (as they may well be getting). Thai traditional dancing meets the local Thai electricity grid. Then there are the “singers”. I get a great kick out of the country and western singers murdering Stand by your Man.

I have got a few legit massages recently, mostly to try to feel up the lady massaging me. The best legit massage so far I have had is the big place half way down Soi 6 on the rhs heading towards the beach. Much too expensive at 300 bt an hour. You are much better off getting a freebie from an aging hooker as part of an all in deal. I realize this may not be an option for the Iranian housewives/ tourists reading this but their husbands may be interested.

I went into Big C. The Iranian guys buy all the cheap clothes by the crate full. Does Tehran not have cheap Chinese rags? Al Jazeerah is the best TV station here. The Iranians and rag heads have some good and popular restaurants. I see there is a kosher restaurant on 3rd Road. I have not seen many Orthodox Jews around. I wonder what the Jewish mamas think when little Heimy fronts up with a tattooed Pattaya go go bride in tow.

What else? There are pissing contests and pissing contests but, just like beer, that is not to everyone’s taste. We had a recent one, won by a sharp shooting Kraut, who was able to keep a semi horn on. The target and prize was paid handsomely for little or any work. All they think of is the money so pay them well and all will be well.

For those of you a little fistophobic, there are some things to note. Women, not Thai LBFMs, give birth and the new born baby is a lot bigger than my fist or yours. Many women like a neat fist and they often contract on it, the same way they do on a cock that fucks them hard. Most LBFMs are gone beyond caring. They see ass or fist fucking as just a way to clam more money for their time. They regard themselves as fuck toys, a very Buddhist and Asian concept. When you wine and dine them, you are fucking up their heads. I merely feed them cockroaches and cock and they appreciate that.

In the gym, (which actor Gary Stretch is now attending) and other places, I have seen farang treat lowly Thai workers like shit. Now, why do you do that? They are earning peanuts, probably less than the construction workers and you have to be a big little man by telling them they are nothing. They know that already but what does that make you? This is one of the wonders of amazing Thailand. Fat farangs swoon over common prostitutes with nothing but an over open to anybody pussy going for them. Yet they treat those who try to hold down a job like shit. Not Kosher.

Then we have the love smitten. I am friends with a Finn who has built his beloved a house in some Isaan wilderness. He now realizes his mistake and is thinking of cutting and running. I console him that at least he will not be trussed up like the British bobby I already mentioned. If we think our Isaan pussy loves us and not our money, we are blinder than the horny white stick man I already mentioned. Love is ok in Thailand if you are a Thai goldsmith.

England recently beat Croatia in the World Cup qualifiers. This meant that not only Thai hookers but also some very overweight farangs could recently be seen wearing knock off England football shirts. One of my recent pissing partners was also wearing a France shirt. I asked her why she wore our gallant shirt (for the cock on it perhaps?). She said, non, she liked the color. (I still say like many others, she cannot resist the French cock, but it was a good answer).

What else? Toured Sois 1-4. Nothing there except obnoxious tailors and a handful of go go and bars clinging like barnacles towards Big C. A good place if you want an uninterrupted night’s sleep.

Some ugly Beach Rd hag offered me a blow job on the beach near Soi 4. No thank you. Instead, I have developed a new hobby up that way. I am hitting on the female tourists who are being ignored by all the farang who are so besotted by their innocent Isaan angels. The long noses are to be found propping their fat asses up on bars around Sois 4 and 5. These long noses are easy meat if you are patient and not too discerning; maybe our blind mongering friend could help here. The patience element obviously thins the field a lot. And if you are charmless, that probably does not help either. It also means dressing and scrubbing up so that probably rules out a lot.

So, I have given some guides from Soi 1 to Walking St and back as far as 3rd Road. My feet currently are playing up and stop me going further afield so it will be piddles and paddles on bottoms for the next few days. Now let yours do the walking. Tell us something new, break new ground. Live the dream, even once. Go give her a golden love shower. You know she needs the money as well as your love".

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT (too 'model' looking) :

GoGo girl Angeles City Doesnt look like one , but is one.   Jagger says Frogman paid Angeles a visit recently. So this one might have been serviced by him too.   Shoving ones fist up a girls vagina , urinating all over her ('golden shower') is that Sex ?

My reply to an email :

"In early 1970's phils was still called the asian tiger. It was all about american investment and USA's 30yr love affair with the Philippines , after the 2nd world war. I suppose the flips shot themselves in the foot , ripped off too many american investors and thus investment slowed down/disappeared = Phils took a dive from which it has not recovered.

Corruption is the death knell of many a country. Philippines : Cheap labour , smiley people , nice girls to screw after work hours ..... but unfortunately the people are inherrently dishonest = good for short time only , not good for investment of any kind , including investment in the people themselves eg marriage , not good for any kind of long term investment".

You just follow Thommo's Tip .... "Jet in , get what ya want , jet out , leave it all behind ya". I came to that conclusion after many years of observation (pervin observin).

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Thailand is where your penis is in peril. Cutting off an unfaithful guys dick is part of Thai culture. This can include foreigners too.

The guy below was lucky , girl friend did not use a knife , sank her teeth into his dicky bird , whilst pretending to give him a blow job. No more blowjobs in Thailand for me : )

Ex newspaper :

"A Belgian man in Pattaya early this morning suffered what might be every man's greatest secret fear, when his Thai girlfriend bit his penis and almost severed it, police said.

The 56-year-old tourist, whose name was reported in the Thai media, was rushed to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital, where doctors managed to save the organ.

The hospital reported the event to police at 5:30 am. The man told police from his hospital bed that his girlfriend, who he has been living with for about a month, injured him.

The woman became angry after learning that he had another Thai lover. The two began quarreling while having sex, so she bit him.

The Belgian called friends who rushed him to hospital. Police will arrest the woman, who has yet to be identified.

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Phew ! I just made it this week , with a little bit of help from Frogman/Jagger , Emailer , Newspaper.

How you about writing a Blog some time ?

At 72yrs I should be reading em , not writing em : )

67. Friday 23rd October .............................

Sorry , not much today. Frogman has disappeared.

Can someone send in some postive stuff. It cant be all that bad out there ? : )

1.

Here's mine for what it is worth :

"Attitude .... It pays to have attitude , preferably a good one , including one that will lead you to success. Ones gotta have some success in life. To go through life watching others have success is not good for self esteem.

Even sex with hookers , yeh , thats ok , even though you pay.

Successful relationships with hookers and heaps and heaps of them is a success story as far as I am concerned. Normally I have good relations , but not always , cross cultural factors get in the way , sometimes.

Other times the girls try and abuse my decency and generosity. Normally I do not argue etc , I just disappear from their radar screen. Usually say nothing , and if they have got anything in their head they’d work it out .... “Yeh , didn’t treat Thommo right , thats why he disappeared”.

Try and avoid arguments etc with Thais or Flips , your on their home ground , and police/courts will support their own people over you , thats for sure , regardless if your innocent or not. Remember that.

Talking Machine ..... well as you know I am a talking machine BUT not towards people (on Internet yes) , I keep to myself , live a hermits life in the main and in 24hrs would be lucky if I talked 5 mins to anyone in those 24hrs , normally. Overseas different , talking to all and sundry , especially ‘sundry’ ...... taxi drivers and girls : )

Yeh , when overseas , I am ever mindful I am in someone elses country and adjust my behaviour accordingly : ) Not like ‘Frogman’ (blogs on this page), who doesn’t care about niceties or cultural differences/attitudes. Of course its not uncommon for such people to come unstuck , end up as body parts in someones garbage can : ) Loose canon Frogman , but doubt he does all he says he does , especially in Thailand ..... dangerous to stretch/push those people.

Flips are much more tolerant of foreigners and their sometimes ignorant ways. But of course every person has their limits , including Flips. Long fuse yes , but a fuse nevertheless.

Amazed with Sir James of Nataree Hill , who is in charge of the Layout/Design of new look whorist.com website. His patience seems unending , but then he has a similar background culture to mine , it seems. Never know , never met the lad.

You have heard of the Nobel Peace Prize. And you remember years ago I bestowed the whorist.com “Noble Sex Prize” (note spelling , not a typo) to Oljoe , who was actively whoring into his seventies. A Parkinsons Disease sufferer for more than 30 yrs. Shaking wobbling to get on plane , vibrating in his plane seat etc , dropping wallets , cameras in 3rd world countries , having attacks in front of the hookers etc

I like people with a bit of fight in them. A trier. You do not have to be successful rich etc , but you should try./fight ..... the good life .........the fight for your life ....... an interesting life , not vegetating away somewhere.

Oljoe certainly fought the good fight. Anyway over 2yrs or more he often brought up suicide , and how he was going to knock himself off when the time came he could not handle Parkinsons anymore. Admired his fight with Dr Parkinson .... 30years , 30 rounds.

Yes well I awarded the Noble Sex Prize to Oljoe in earlier NEW page blogs/bilge. I suppose that was about 3 yrs ago. He was over the moon. I offered a free bar fine as the prize. He often reminded me that he had not received the free bar fine : )

Well a while after winning prize , Oljoe came back from a tour of Davao City , his favourite (Phils) , Cambodia , Thailand etc and emailed me saying he had bought the stuff to knock himself off. My reply did not encourage discussion of that etc.

Then about 18 months of silence from Oljoe. I started sending emails but got messages “account closed”. Then a whorist.com reader who also knew Oljoe emailed me and said he had rang Oljoes house and was told by an old lady there that Oljoe had committed suicide.

The bastard , its a conspiracy to get to Whorist Heaven ahead of me. WH is automatic for winners of the Noble Sex Prize , you see.

So there you go , Oljoe wasn’t bothered with fighting the good fight anymore. The fact that his long term Davao girlfriends seemed to be ripping him off big time ex his ATM card (apparently when he was not feeling well) , was most probably the straw that broke the camels back. He didn’t have many friends , thought those girls were his friends , and then told me he thought they were behind the big hit on his credit card accounts ($ thousands). He couldn’t afford such losses , think he was a pensioner = could not travel for a long while = might as well be dead , I suppose.

We salute you Oljoe , you fought the good fight. In the end your opponent knocked you out but at least your tried !

And by losing the fight , you got to Whorist Heaven ahead of me , you dirty dog. No barfines and no condoms in WH ..... d’ life.

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Yeh started talking about ‘attitude’ cause singer Vanessa Amorosi was on tv as I was typing , hadn’t seen heard her for years. Shes got attitude and hell has she got a voice.

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Now, twas down at the local shops today Saturday 17th , on return (bike) Sponsor sees me pips the horn. Next birds attacking me same spot every day. Might explain how I avoid them another day , quite funny really.

After the birds and 4 kilometres further down the road I pass a Caravan Park/Trailer Park and the yakking by women to my right catches my ear , I turn and look as I pass , lo and behold its the “Sumo Sisters”. Same ones at Bakery few weeks back. Thoughts of the poor taxis that have to carry them , now thoughts of the poor Caravan that has to support them.

In that caravan park (CP) they have actual caravans , not steel mobiles etc , actual old style caravans , thinnish , smallish and 20yrs old or older. Yours truly is one step above the Caravan Park station in life. With launch of new website , hope to be 2 steps above CP station in life.

One of the Sumo Sisters was inside the public telephone box talking , the other two outside. How did one get inside that box ? Gee they would never fly in planes ... 1. They would not fit in the seats 2. The plane would never get off the ground !

So as I keep pedalling past them my mind imagines one of them entering the very thin and light caravans. The whole caravan tips to one side , she gets inside , next Sumo Sister enters and so on. They wouldn’t want to lose balance and fall against those thin caravan walls , they’d go straight through em.

That caravan park is wild , lots of fights , petty thieves live their. They steal cars , park them 100mtrs from caravan park and walk to the park. Stolen car stays there till police arrange its towaway. Stealing the cars saves CP thieves paying for a taxi.

Yeh , doubt if any of the boys there pick a fight with SS (Sumo Sisters). All SS would have to do is ....... sit on a guy , and he would be a pancake and extinguished forever.

Not forgetting 1 or 2 SS’s have very young babies. Imagine some idiot shagging them , caravan swinging and swaying from side to side.

Might hire a caravan next door to them , video em entering , walking around inside. Swing sway the caravan goes. For $5 they might simulate fucking for me.... that’d get the caravan going : )

So there you go , about kilometre past CC, I climb on the bike my toughest hill to my ‘high rise’ tin shed. Beauty .......... lots of space , trees , birds , privacy, and my two dumb Rottweilers. Wont go into details why those affectionate dogs are dumb. Tell you another day. Might have something to do with the fact , the only person they have known since being 6 weeks old , is me : )

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I amaze myself at times , there you are , a good dose of waffle for next Friday. Seems if I try (to write a blog) I can do it. Wait till I get to d’ front again .... biggest Diary ever. Gotta get bigger and better as I go through life. Want to end with a bang !

Try ...... thats the big word today.

Whorist.com ‘Noble Sex Prize’ ..... who is going to win it in 2009 ? Will Thommo honour the prize terms this time , that is , free bar fine for the winner ?

Suspect when I get to Whorist Heaven , Oljoe will be there and asking me to pay my dues (bar fine babe). I’ll tell him ..... you pissed off on me without notice , thats why I am here to give you your bar fine (no bar fines in whorist heaven : )

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"Regards again.

Shabu alert: After some exploration and investigation, it appears that about half of the girls at LA Cafe are Shabu enthusiasts.  This suggests that when you fall asleep anything not nailed down will be stolen.  So far with some care I have only lost a toothbrush and some chocolate.  Telltale signs include dystonic movements like scratching, playing with hair and thin body since nearly all pinays are fat.

Cebu: Eddie's Hotel is nothing special but has the necessities, 1480php.  Italian restaurant, KaffeHaus is a block away and is operated by an Italian.  Good minestrone soup.  Eddie's Hotel food is decent, nice breakfast.  Lonestar Saloon around the corner from Eddie's is a laid back version of Rogue's on P. Burgos.  Mostly Aussie clientele when I was there.
General commentary: So far every girl on Filipina Heart has turned out to be a prostitute.  All bar girls will claim that they have "no choice"; in fact the choices are enormous.  They include other bars and all sorts of free lancing opportunities as well as more conventional work but lower paid.  Just look around and observe how many foreigners are on the hunt at the local malls. 

Two characterologic issues to pay attention to are: 1. Filipinos do not think, 2. Filipinos are unable to take the long view (unlike other Asians and Europeans).  While this may seem harsh, it is my experience and when I related this to a French Algerian who manages development projects here that require him to supervise engineers, urban planners, architects and the like he reported to me that it took him several years to train even highly educated Filipinos to assess, think, and judge, rather than obsequiously wait for orders.  Another long time expat noted, Philippines is a 3rd world country on the way to being a 4th world country.  To enjoy it here you must reconcile the fatalism, deceptiveness and lack of thinking and incorporate your self interest into this world view.  Bluntly put, get full value for your money and go on to the next girl; emotional entanglements are for male narcissists and masochists.... a little story on this note: in the course of talking to a LACafe hooker and buying her several drinks, commenting on her tongue piercing and how I insisted on fucking her mouth and then her ass very hard and bantering of the like, I then turned the tables and reported that I was an urban anthropologist and was really more interested in her life than fucking her (she really didn't excite me).  she then became a bit miffed and took a text.  I inquired and saw that it was from a former client who was jealously calling her a prostitute.  She expressed pleasure that he was jealous and took an attitude common among American women, that it was her business what she did and with whom...Remember fellas--sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a woman is just a whore (when she says I love you she may be referring to your wallet)
 
Best regards.

Yours, Donn

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Thommo again (some one has to do it ..... waffle : )

"Well the filipinos and the ladies have most probably provided me with the most fun and enjoyment of the many countries I have tasted.

I had a major experience in Papua New Guinea , significant one in Brazil , some good times in Thailand , but Phillipines tops them all.

I do not go there looking for folks thinking and behaving like my folks back home. Thats why I travel , to experience something different.

As I have said before if the Filipinos , or Thais for that matter , were switched on and organised , we would not be fucking their women , thats for sure.

Their frailties ensure we have a good time when in their country.

Accentuate the positive eliminate the negative. Thats what the girls do with us ..... they ignore our negatives (many) and concentrate on our positives (enough : )

I am guilty of accentuating the negatives when in Thailand. Think I actually look for it , just to re-assure myself , Philippines is the one (for me).

You can find anything , if you look hard enough : )

Today our 'Did not make the Cut' girl is a filipina ......

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT :

Philippines - Angeles City Such nice natural boobs. At first I thought she was a shoe in as HomePage girl but other guys who saw the pic were not all that impressed I dont know why. This influenced my opinion eventually resulting in No.54 (girl) missing the cut. Many called (many hundreds at least) , few were chosen (about 12 only)

Amazing isnt it , a girl like that available for U$10 short time or U$25 all night. We are spoiled.

And willing to go with an old deviate (72yrs) like me .... that phenomen never ceases to amaze me. For a fun filled trip , I value the Philippines highly : )

Add :

Found something in the newspaper today ....

THAILAND

A British Ambassador of the 1960's era has come out and stated that "Thais have no culture and are all driven by sex" He also said ....

"They have no literature , no painting , and only a very odd kind of music. Their sculpture , ceramics and dancing are borrowed from others , and their architecture is monotonous , and interior decoration hideous".

All I can say , said former Ambassador had better not front up at Bangkok Airport any time soon. He will be refused entry ... "loss of face" (for the Thais)

Fortunately us mongers dont have to worry about such matters , most are irrelevant to our pursuits ... hot sex action.

As one famous man said .... 'All is relevant'. We are relating/comparing all the time. Is she a beautiful girl compared to the previous one etc.

And as for borrowed ... all cultures have borrowed from other cultures.

Filipinos have borrowed heavily from America for example. The love of western movies , gadgets etc. Fortunately Flips architecture is starting to become unique. Never thought the flips could be unique in architecture but last trip to flipsville I snapped a pic of a new building , whilst sitting on the Terraces , Ayala Mall , Cebu City , perving on the sexy flip girls passing by and smiling at me (potential Sugar Daddy : ) If you go there , see if you can see this pic :

No you can't , realise now I have deleted that pic : )

Take a look at this ....

Soi.4 , opposite Nana Hotel. Guy in all black ... suggests 'German'.   What's he doing in a red light district ? He might be the bagman for NEP , and surrounding hooker activities : )   When he lifts soup bowl up with both hands , time to pounce on that black case : )

Whattya think of this chick ?     It's a man (katoey)   Gotcha ! : )

Taken on my last trip to Thailand March 2009.

66. Friday 16th October .............................

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FROGMAN (Courtesy Jagger)

Continuation of Frogman started in Blog 65 below ...........................

"I spoke to the Irish plastic bottle collector. He says he makes about 3000 baht a month from it and that he pays no electricity as he uses less than 90 kw a month. The ladies tell me he hits them for 20 baht a time and he also told me some Thai lady, whose farang bf is dying, gives him some money. His nest egg remains banked and untouched. Cheap Charlies please note.

It has been a good few days in the pissing stakes. One good thing about Asian shower rooms is they are fully tiled. I drenched the first Beach Road lady I already mentioned when we were fooling around under the shower. She recoiled at first but then got to shower me and enjoyed it. Then it was on to the bed and the toys, gradually grooming her into the Life. The best thing about this lady ( I get a kick from the LBFMs using this word to describe themselves) is that some other dude is pounding her and paying her 2000 baht a time short time. Moral here is the Beach Road babes can easily command premium rates and, AIDS fears notwithstanding, other guys can sink their dicks too; I have seen plenty of dudes with cheap Thai pussy hanging out of them. Indeed, they get great welcomes when they pass bars, evidence perhaps that the ladies might lie about their dick preferences and that some races might be big if slightly under informed spenders. A tooth cleaning place on 3rd Road has a beaming Obama gleaming out as us with pearl white teeth. Darkie mongers are probably cashing in on that and good luck to them.

On the subject of darkies, another point of interest from Beach Road is the Indian women taking a walk and being hit on. In so much as they are middle class Indians being offered Isaan rates, there might be justified outrage fed back to the concierge and similar coolies at the hotels they stay in (and imagine that, we were only offered 500 baht short time by those pot bellied white untouchables). It would be good fun if we all started hitting on them so as to reclaim Beach Road for its traditional meat market role.

To achieve my mission, I must stay focused. That involves getting the right potential pussies back to my pad, viewing a few relevant videos and gauging the reaction. Ass fucking is always a fall back. Though I do not like tattoos, there is something celestial in ass fucking a lady with a heavily tattooed back (even forgetting you don’t have to look at their pancake faces). Last night’s did a ATM for me, which I do not really like as I have other plans for their mouths. The trick there is to be ready to cum before you go ATM, then immediately cum in their mouths and then a joint shower (which gets us back to the golden gal time). One other thing to note about bare back ass fucking is to be sure to clean your dick thoroughly as it usually has small lumps of her shit attached to it. If you want to give her a smear of brown lipstick, up to you but her shit on your dick can give rise to hepatitis and other nasties and you don’t want any of that.

I have found another potential at the Beach/Central Road intersection. This typically undersized babe wears a white belt and, of course is an uncovered 3 holer. Oddly enough, her pussy is a good fit, something like a warm glove teenagers would jerk off into. Well worth the chump change.

I got caught up in one of the Volunteer Tourist Police raids. I don’t know who these Blackshirts are but they are assholes. On the positive side, it gives a great chance to check out the chicks. You warn them the Nazis are coming and then cross to the far side of Beach Road with them where you can check out their wares on a no commitment basis. You really have to put in the footwork to get the true 3 holing gems, not the fresh out of the rice paddy teenagers, who are fine if you want a one pop star fish.

Walking Street has plenty of good looking jail bait as well as the world’s ugliest ladyboys (who are obviously getting plenty of custom if their hideous breasts are anything to go by.) The problem with the good looking chicks here is there are too many farangs chasing them, thus inflating their prices and, worse, their egos. I would be interested to know if anyone has rained their waters on any of these hyenas.

This is a major problem as ego is where it is at. When I cuff a chica to my bedhead, it is a signal that I am in charge and that she is my fuck toy. I certainly don’t want her running to the cops (after being uncuffed) or freaking out and screaming her head off. (She usually has to be gagged to stop the screams in any event and I don’t want her running down the road with a butt plug up her ass and a handcuff hanging on her wrist). The Walking Street posers do not fit the bill. Though ex gogo girls and others down on their luck are better bets, a good woman has only so many fuck sessions in her before she is trashed. The challenge lies in finding the happy medium. We don’t want to fuck zombies. The joy is in making them the walking undead.

I checked out the Arab quarter and on through Sunil Plaza. The camel jockeys have a great time doing their Zorba the Greek dances with each other and the Thai women smoke the water pipers like any grand papa in down town Damascus. The Sunil Plaza area, though full of rent boys and aging farang perverts, advertises a lot of cheap rooms for rent so if you want a cheap and quiet room, it might be worth a check out. Just watch your ass when you bend over.

I picked up some Beach Road pussy last night and went back to her pad where I buggered her under a photo of HM The King, one of the few photos of HM I have seen around. When she asked me to buy her yabba, I started making my escape plans. In such situations, I always tip reasonably well just to extricate myself.

Extrication is not the fun part. It certainly cannot be compared to that moment of exquisite joy when the shaft of the penis breaches the lady’s ass defences. Once that is done, an easy rhythm can be developed, one that is totally in tune with nature itself. Man is on top and women are getting it up the ass. Nature’s perfect script".

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Hi Thommo, just returned from my recent trip a few weeks ago. Check out this girl - I ended up barebacking her for a week after getting her checked once the condom broke. She is from Thailand and an arab/thai mix. You make put her pic on website. DK

Thommo's Comment : Yeh can see the A-rab in her face and boobs : ) At least the A-rab didnt waste his time in Thailand. He produced one for us : ) New whorist policy "Each whorist is required to produce at least one baby during his Mongering career. This baby is to be abandoned for harvesting later on by fellow mongers. Preferably a girl : )

I often think it sad when the lads abandon a baby they full well know they produced. Sad. But you know , we all have the survival instinct in us. This girl in photo , is all smiles , oblivious to the world she could have had if daddy had taken her back home.

Sometimes it pays to miss out from the start. Not nice when you have had a taste of the 'good life' , then have it taken away from ya.

That's what happened to me. But I have got used to it , and now enjoying life at a different level (bottom feeder level : )

Tally Ho ... life and d' hunt goes on !

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Compensated Dating

Heard on the radio , BBC of all places a new phenomenon with HongKong girls ..... compensated dating.

Includes a significant percentage of student girls apparently. Mostly cause they do not have a job and can not always access luxury items through their parents modest student allowance.

The girls charge a fee for a date , which is an excuse to charge another fee for sex. One example was a 16yr old girl who admitted dating a 40 something guy. She said they didnt bother to go to dinner , straight to a motel and sex. She said its not prostitution , thats different cause women involved in prostitution do it all the time. Compensated Dating is only to buy a new cell phone whatever , apparently.

They find their 'dates' online ... dating web sites. I can hear the stampede of feet as whorist.com readers head for their computer to find hongkong dating sites : )

The word Compensated Dating comes from Japan where the girls have been doing it for many years now. This practise has spread recently to Taiwan and South Korea too.

I've always wanted to screw a nice 'non prostitute' Japanese girl , so had better now find a Japanese dating website , and tell girls there I am interested in "compensated dating" : )

Problem is , website will be in Japanese language I suspect.

DIA ..... dateinasia.com would be a good website to try methinks. It has a reputation for faster women.

Here is my pro forma DIA offering ....

Hi , my name is Thommo , I am looking for a date with a nice looking Philippine lady , College Student , 18-22yrs of age. Am willing to compensate her for her time and company. Anyone interested ?

Not going to Japan , too expensive a place. Flipsville will do me : )

Add :

BBC said there was a CD (Compensated Dating) case in Japan some years ago where the girl missed out on her compensation. The guy screwed her , then murdered her , flushing the flesh parts of her body down his toilet. Tossed the bones including skull out in the trash can.

That would kinda spoil the sex you had with her , wouldn't you think ? Whats the point if your gonna end up with that scenario ? Its not the start , or the middle , its the end that counts.

In his case he ended up in prison for life. The girl lost , the guy lost.

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Donn writes in :

"Some observations, suggestions and third hand analyses follow. I've been talking to ex-pats and tourists alike.
Passable coffee everywhere. Food is terrible. Filipinos will wreck any great cuisine, be it Italian, Cantonese, Japanese. Try a Filipino meal just to see just how repugnant is their taste in general. I did find one good restaurant--the Thai restaurant at Greenbelt in Makati City (first level); the one on the tird level is not good. Howzat in Makati, also has decent food. Near LA Cafe on Del Pilar is Juri's. Dutch owned, a nice calm place with good food.

Internet: wifi is everywhere, sometimes at a modest cost, sometimes free, at least in Manila.
Some notes on the Filipino culture and psyche follow. Filipinos are typically obsequious and docile and characteristic of a colonialized culture are also deceptive and lazy. They all address you as "Sir"; however to be fooled may be costly. Filipinos lack courtesy and manners that are expected in western countries. Begging and prostitution, largely thanks to the Spanish and the Catholic Church, are a cultural norm. I was told that the population now approaches 100 million and just 30 years ago was 16 million. Abortion and divorce continue to be unlawful in Philippines.

Using the above, I have found that firmness is essential. While it is culturally inconsistent to think, solve problems, it is culturally normative to follow orders. While it is against my normal practice in other places I have travelled, I have found that a little arrogance here has put off beggars, and assisted with rapacious police, taxi driver's etc. For example, I told the taxi driver 2 nights back he was padding the bill, that I new the cost to be 80-90 pesos. Despite the meter reading of 125, I gave him 100 and departed, slamming the door emphatically. A cop tried to detain me for jaywalking; I scowled at him and just kept walking. I convey3ed this to an expat who has done business here for 20 years and he told me that when he first came here he would pay off police when driving. He became aware that they had marked his car, coming to expect money when they detained him. With this realization, he refused the requests for money and the police ceased stopping him.

Most importantly, with all Filipinos-- they are not intellectually curious and do not care to understand you. They do however readily respond to money. As you have observed, so have several other expats who have enormous experience in Asia --the contrast is stark apparently for it is only the Filipinos who are so short sighted and will greedily steal 100 pesos failing to take the long view that with a little effort they could get ten times that much. This is vital to understand for the sex traveller: pay as you go and give less for poor service and more for better service. Pay in advance and, well I have a bridge in San Francisco to sell you for just a thousand dollars...Any successful exchange will require that the Filipino report back to you the content of the conversation, e.g., "Yes sir, I will take you to Starbucks for 50 pesos." or "I will perform fellatio, anal, etc in the following way for..." anything left vague or unsaid and not repeated back to you, by the Filipino will be used to their advantage , whether the misunderstanding was contrived or innocent.
Malate: under age scams proliferate, especially outside of LA Cafe.

Not sure if you want to post any of this, but feel free if you don't find it redundant.

Next stop Angeles City and Cebu.

Yours

Donn

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Me in an email to someone else :

"In Thailand sex massage takes the front seat , in Philippines it doesnt even take the back seat , not even the boot ...... it's hanging onto the bumper bar in Phils" !

Yep , for sex massage and selection of beautiful girls , its Thailand.

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT :

Unusual shot. I like unusual shots , but she did not make it for the upcoming whorist.com HomePage Someone who saw this shot said , "but what's she doing" ? My reply : "Farting" : )

65. Friday 9th October ......................

FROGMAN

For me , the guy below is hilarious.

For you , he is most probably offensive.

It takes all kinds.

Fasten your safety belt , for Frogman , who I believe is a Frenchman writing in English. And he doesnt make a bad fist of it either : )

Sent in by : Jagger ............ his source unknown.

It's all about Pattaya Thailand and Frogmans eccentricities etc

Frogman :

"I recently had to return to The Bad Place (ferrying my older brother to an OAS veteran's meeting). He is now past fist fucking and the other hobbies he picked up during those last horrible days in Algiers. I am not.

On returning to BKK International, I got a taxi lift from a guy, whose Isaan gf met him at the airport with a taxi. They went to their 25k a month Pattaya condo (the last one was not good enough for her and her (not his) kid. He sends her 10k baht a week (ie an average of 1, 430 baht a day) to tide her over. The engagement is going well, the wedding is planned for next year and the point is the sky is the limit for pancake faces who play their cards well. Though in his 50s, he phoned his parents to say he had arrived safely. The bastard kid, you will be happy to hear, will be going to the best school money can buy.

On recovering from jet lag, I strolled down Beach Road. Only a few hags about. The next few days, there were plenty pussies, many passable, for sale. The better ones get snapped up immediately, thus distoritng the perception presented that Beach Road LBFMs are somehow inferior to go go LBFMs. I sat down at the end of Central Rd and Beach Rd. After a pair of Indians gave up their chase for a plump pump, I asked her did they both want to pump her in a 2 for 1 deal. She said no, one of them just wanted to pay her 700 baht for long time. Though broke, she has her standards. The point: the increasing numbers of Indians help to depress prices but the LBFMs still don't like to give it away.

Central Plaza, a bit of a white elephant, is pushing prices in the other direction. (though there is a good teet6h whitener deal there), They want shoppers, not the type of farang losers who clog up Beach Rd. One other thing about Central Plaza: because the babes there need somewhere local and cheap to stay, you can start saying goodbye to local cut price dives to stay in.

I say down beside a plump young farang, who was drinking beer from bottles he had bought and was eating peanuts. Like a lazy monkey, he dropped the shells and beer caps in front of him; he discarded the bottles behind him, obviously too lazy and dirty to put them in a bag. The point: Pattaya has to shed losers like him from prime real estate before it can get the spenders. Many more farangs, incidentally, seem to be eating off the street vendors, evidence either of hard times or common sense, depending on how you look at it.

On other occasions, there were several young go go quality cuties selling themselves as well as a few who, no exaggeration, looked like they were in the last stages of Aids. Anal is freely available if you are patient and persistent. Sois 7 and 8 are dying: gentrification and those annoying Indian wannabe tailors. Several of the Soi 8 beer bars are glassed in; this ruins the jungle ambience of the place.

Happily though, Soi 6 is as down market as ever. However, there was some sort of festival on recently, with lots of food stalls on Beach Road/ Soi 6. Thai couples and their obese children were there gorging themselves in great numbers, evidence that Pattaya could get the BKK fat set if it could only shed a few thousand farang losers.

I did Soi Metro. The women outside Lolitas and the Devils Den all looked like they could do with a good feed. It would, imho, be a brave man who would put his cock between any of their lips. Perhaps I am wrong as scruffy teenagers with bad teeth are not my type.

In answer to some queries, I have enjoyed a few recent nights of sodomizing some of the local cuties, thanks to DIA in particular. And my fist has been up a brace or more of pussies as well.

To those of you who have asked about it: this is not every LBFM's favorite Christmas wish. You must read their ads carefully, bring the talk around to the deviant and gently break them into The Life. Though I, for example, enjoy the whimper of pain they emit when I enter their butts, not every LBFM will oblige.

However, once you get a good performer, you must groom her until she does all your bidding.

Let me put it another way. I work out in a gym far away from Beach Road. Today I was admiring the perfectly sculpted ass of a Thai lady (probably not a LBFM) working out there. She saw me looking at her (it was hard not to). However, I knew I had no chance in that environment and did not pursue. The lady behind the bar there is a different proposition. She was ogling at me and asked me to sleep with her. (most likely with the usual Thai freebie condition$$ attached.). I declined as I had a date.

With a professional dominatrix vacationing here I also met on DIA. Now I never discuss sex or BDSM with her. She gets that 24/7. However, we often have sex, as much on her conditions as mine. You have to use your brain to enter those markets. Some, like perfectly sculpted gym rats, are off bounds to me. Others, depending on your inter personal skills, will be off bounds to you.

Taking a stroll along Beach road, my karma was disturbed by an Irish farang collecting discarded plastic bottles to resell them. Speaking to the Irish guy later, I determined it was time for him to go home, if he has a home. It will take a lot of discarded plastic bottles to fly him out of the Land of Smiles. I imagine he will be eventually committed here and die an unpleasant death. There are at last 4 other white farangs at the lower rung of the plastic bottle recycling business.

Later, I sat on Beach Road at the end of Central Rd. I was on the prowl for a likely suspect I had spotted a few days earlier but had not followed up as there was a major rain storm brewing. No sign of the targeted meat so I watched a LBFM take a leak. Having duly emptied her bladder, she later sat down beside me and we had a long talk about golden showers, whether she did anal (she did) and general chit chat. Determining she was a possibility, we headed off back to my room for a 1000 baht long term fuck fest. (no debating the price, why bother).

I ate her a lot which she enjoyed and gave her three shots, two in the pussy and one in the ass, she came on all three occasions, no condoms used. (good signs) She got three fingers up the pussy and four up the ass so more hope there. No cock sucking, oddly enough but all the other normal services were supplied with a monkey's roguish grin. Chit chat revolved around pertinent questions: whether she had ever had female customers (Italian chicks like butt plugs it appears but the monkey objected to the guy taking their pic$$$) and the weirdest customer she ever had. This 5 ft BFM should be getting my fist inside her soon. She is a gem to be treasured, nurtured, fist fucked and then discarded".

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Thommo says : I have got lots more of Frogmans stuff , as sent in by Jagger (Thanks pal)

Will post the second one next Friday.

If you read too much too soon of his stuff , you might chuck up (vomit) or split your pants laughing. Depends how you see it.

It takes all kinds , but as I said , he makes a good fist of it , especially cause english is not his first language. Pattaya is the place to meet this kind of person ...... remember Madman in my last diary ?

Reckon Pattaya is a place for a great documentary , or should I say .... sexumentary : )

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Its early hours of the morning and early in the week. Got plenty of time to meet my Friday deadline , but you never know , Friday might come and I am tongue tied. Possible ?

Dont think it has ever happened in my life .... tongue tied. Although , when I am really angry , really , I am speechless. I say nothing , I do nothing , just walk the walk.

On small matters I make a fuss , on big matters I am usually silent.

So , me talking about new look website must be a small matter ? Overall it is , but in the website part of my life it is big , as big as it gets : )

Waiting on the creator and homepage inspirator Sir James to return from a break. The pressure got to him : ) Have sent humungous amounts of emails to him re the homepage. Not good pressing the envelope too much or pressing the 'artist' (Sir James) who has to make it all happen.

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Twas thinking about the recent under sea earthquake off Mindanao (Phils). No tsunami resulted. From that , how did I get to blow jobs ? Forget , but bj's did come up.

Thais are more hygienic than flips , and flips are most probably as hygienic , or more so than us. However , because of Thais obsession with all things dirty ..... compared to Flips , they are averse to blow jobs. Yes we have the specialist blow job bars in bangkok and pattaya , and only place that occurs to my knowledge , correct me if I am wrong , in the Philippines is Blow Row in Angeles City.

Imagine the job , going to work every day to suck strangers cocks ! What kind of girl would seek that out as a career ? Would it be she actually likes sucking cocks or is it that few guys really want to fuck her ? Or is it that few girls volunteer for such a job , and so there is an 'opening' so to speak of ?

This requires in depth research by yours truly. You could ask a Flip girl why she does it , she'd smile and give you an answer , maybe a funny one , but an answer nevertheless.

If you'd ask a Thai , I am quite sure her face would get serious , bit of a frown , and "why you ask" retort : )
Yep , compared to the Flips , Thais are too serious. Too thin skinned (how many times have I said that on this website :)

Because of Thais seriousness ..... they wash more , and are more condom conscious. Flips certainly wash , but no more than we do. It's rare to come across a Thai babe who doesnt first wash before the act and wash afterwards. Whereas , rarely if ever does a Flip girl wash before , and sometimes she doesnt shower after. Flush out the pussy yes , but shower , quite often not.

So where does that put us ? Theoretically in more danger .... Phils. Especially Angeles City , the Supermarket of Sex. Wholesale fucking going on , but not much respect for hygiene and next to no respect for condoms.

Blame the catholic church for lack of respect for condoms. They preach "no condoms" so there are more babies = more followers = more power for the church.

Your definitely in STD Central when your in the Philippines. Complicating matters is girls ignorance of std's and lack of cash to buy drugs to fix the problem. Good girls are more ignorant of these matters and less able to buy drugs than bad girls , girls regularly employed in the sex trade.

Good girls often do not know much about sex either. But its fun teaching them : )

So , there you go , got Fridays Waffle up and running , and its only a Tuesday. Well done Thommo.

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3.

Part of an email reply of mine :

"La Cafe (Phils) gets canned a lot but at least interesting place to visit. Yeh , enjoy the lies etc , enjoy , thats what I say , even encourage them to see how far they can go (with their lies : )"

Yeh , emailer said he enjoyed the chicks telling him long stories at La Cafe. Go with the flow is what I say. Time for my recording machine. Flip girls can tell some big uns , I tell ya. Thais not backward in that respect either.

Why do the hookers and other girls believe they have to tell a tall story ? I think its in their blood : ) Do not expect too much truth from the SE Asian (Thailand/Phils) folks : )

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4.

Yeh felt a little bit serious one morning when I heard there was a second typhoon heading for Phils.

Why don't I hop on the plane go there and help out ? thought I.

Too selfish is the answer. Happy to spend money that results in bangs for bucks , but not happy in just giving for the sake of giving.

Looks like I will never make it to that Thai Monastery : )

Most important thing is be yourself. Do not try and be someone else.

I was born a skirt chasing maniac , and I will stay one.

As Bertrand Russell would say "So long as your not harming anyone , do it"

We pay , they lay ...... no harm done.

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Heard about a german who bought a restaurant in Thailand under his Thai girlfriends ( or wifes ?) name.

He went back to Germany for a hol , and on returning found his girlfriend had sold the Restaurant and took off with another guy (and the money of course).

Thommo says : Don't do it guys , dont do it.

1. Do not marry a Thai or Flip

2. Do not start a business in Thailand or Philippines.

Do not do it !

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6.

Emailer writes in .....

"I met a bar girl at .......x......... bar (name with held to protect emailer) located at the .............hotel in Manila in September 2008. We spent many good times together and I last saw her in ..................... 2009.

I made the first mistake of sending her money from the U.S. when I got back here. We used to talk 1 or 2 times each week on
the phone.

I was in Manila in ............. and wanted to see her but she wanted me to send money to her using Western Union. I told her she
could come to my hotel and I would give her the money rather than pay the service charges of using Western Union. I had another bar girl also
from .........x............ (same bar) that I had met more than 10 years ago that met me at my hotel.

Do you think that since I did not send money to the first girl, she would not meet me? Many girls only want the foreign man to send money but when the money stops, the girl moves on to the next victim.

Also, the entire time I was with this girl, I never used a condom and even went with her to a doctor when she had her private health check. She got a clean bill of health from her OB/GYN. I last spoke to her in ................. and she says she is 7 months pregnant. This could be my baby since I was with her many times in January and February. I told her I would not pay any money until I get proof the baby is mine. Does the Philippines have any laws about American men having to pay child support? Thanks.

REPLY

Thommo's rough reply , typo's , grammar , included :

"Telling a foreigner he is the father is quite common.

Foreigner has the where with all to raise the kid , filipino guy who made her pregnant has not.

Even so the kid might be yours , dna test will fix it , but not via a doctor whoever she organises (corruption). Try and seek out a reputable hospital whoever whatever to do the test. Keep the girl away from that same place as much as pos , she might bribe them for an appropriate 'result'. Especially if your giving her money , she might bribe them with money you have given her for a favourable report (her favour).

Alternatively have sample sent to USA for decision. All this will cost money , but a lot less than financing the kid for 18yrs and 18yrs of stories stories stories and whinging , threatening this/that.

Any offence/crime committed in phils can be charged in your home country. Happens rather regularly , girl goes to usa embassy wherever , lodges complaint ,usa govt takes it up from there. IF your the father you will have to pay according to usa law.

The fact that she said she was 7 months pregnant means nothing. She could be 4 months prego , or not prego at all , just saying that to extract more money out of you until you find out she is not pregnant etc. Also they have no clue how to calculate when pregnancy occurred anyway. They will say anything to get their hands on your money.

Also .....x....(bar) Once any girl at same establishment finds out your a sucker (sending money) they all move in for a piece of the action. Why stick with 'x' bar ? move away , heaps everywhere in Phils.

Geez if a girl asked me to send her money I would dump her immediately , I would not even reply ! The fact that she wants the money but doesnt want to see you (western union) is just ridiculous. You see , because you are putting up with all this shit , being pushed here and there , she gets even more cheeky/hungry/aggressive.

You have been too soft with her right from the start. You have encouraged her to dig her claws into you.

Does she know your real passport name ? No , repeat , no chick in the philippines over 35yrs has ever known my real name , none whatsoever.

Look , when stuff like that starts flying around I do not go near that area where they work whatever for a long time. No need , plenty of other places. I do not answer emails whatever . Total silence.

OK , so if you think the kid is yours only way is DNA and through an agency organised by you. You could if you want to , and WITHOUT giving any details .... go to your Manila embassy , do NOT tell them any names/details of girl , and ask for a recommended place where you can have an honest dna test done , or alternatively ask them advice how to go about the situation. Do NOT tell them any names , do not say it might be yours , say it is not yours and you want to prove its not (just in case your name comes up months or a year later at their embassy ... do not admit guilt at any stage).

My guess is you are being suckered into a situation not of your making.

Why bother with ....X.... at all now ? You met someone at .....x..... 10yrs ago ..... Oh no , she has had so many kids in that time , so many 'husbands' etc , forget it !

The problem for me is , you seem to be a soft touch , and the girls know it , now there is no end of misery for you.

When I know its not me , i just split and split for good , and they have no clue who i am.

OK , presuming you are a soft touch ........... best you keep away from both of them .......... hunt elsewhere in phils , or thailand for that matter. LET HER prove your the father. LET HER go to your embassy , then your people contact you , test , if your the father you pay up.

But you do NOT surrender yourself to her potential scam without a fight. Resist , if it IS yours then you pay. No money before DNA that is for sure , otherwise your paying for someone else's kid or your paying just for a scam story (not pregnant)

Naturally i do not know everything about your case .... but working on the basis you are obviously a soft touch , and knowing the 'animal' instincts of filipino people (friendly , smiley , sexy as they are) ... they see a sucker and are about to try and bleed you dry. Paying for the kid is only the start. There will be no end to your misery if you let yourself get tied up to this babe.

WHEN did you arrange gynaecology test AFTER you had finished with her or did you start fucking all over again after that. Why did you have gyno test , did SHE ask for it etc. All this info i do not have. If she asked for gyno = she is most prob starting to think of setting you up etc. That is , she observed your concern during tests etc and said to herself "I have got a soft touch here , will hit him later on". Plus she made sure she fucked with you a lot after the test , so she could come up with a nice story later on : )

I tell you , girls telling foreigners they made em pregnant IS COMMON ! Why didn't she want to see you ? etc etc , so much missing information.

Find em feel em fuck em forget em.

But then again , if its your kid , its cruel to abandon him/her to the endemic poverty and hopelessness of the Philippines. You've gotta settle your mind on whether or not kid is yours .... only way dna organised by you. Then the matter is settled , once and for all.

Fucking without condoms ? , well thats another matter : )

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And so we end on that bright note lads.

Life is a challenge , shit happens. We gotta get over it , and move on.

There is always someone worse off than yourself. Think about it , might cheer you up : )

Tally Ho ! ........................ the hunt is always on.

Oh , goodness gracious me .... nearly forgot , Miss DNMTC (Did not make the cut) :

Yes , well she has got the lungs. But to make it on whorist.com home page , you need more than that : )   Sir James of Nataree Hill will be back next week to wave his Magic Wand and produce a nice home page. So nice you will not be able to get past it (home page : ) Do Flips (pic) have bigger lungs than Thais ? Now , even after 35yrs , that is something I can not answer. Big Boobs are an exception in both countries.

64. Friday 2nd October ......................

My little world.

We will continue on talking about my little world. There is no other , right ? : )

Manila Philippines .... one of the top sex destinations of the world is under water right now. Lots of folks have lost their home , possessions and family members. The Flips cop it from all directions ... volcanoes , sea tragedies , flooding ..... you name it. Yet they come out of it smiling and confident the new day will deliver.

It’s a lesson for all of us wealthy Westerners. Going to Flipsville , seeing how little the Flips have got , and yet they smile and seem to be confident for no obvious reason. By comparison we are multi millionaires , yet we are unhappy in the main. One of the reasons for that  .... we think too much. Flips are a much more relaxed tribe  : ).

And it just goes to show ... wealth aint everything. But sure does buy a lot of pussy , especially when in poor countries like the Philippines.

Some guys have emailed in with concerns regarding their upcoming trip to Manila. The only advice I could give was to see if they can change their route (not root , route : ) and fly direct ex HongKong or Singapore to Cebu City where there never has been flooding in my time. From Cebu they can get satellite tv/internet updates on the conditions in Manila.

For sure once life begins to resume as normal in Manila there will be a lot of hungry people , including hungry girls. Time to make some cash contributions : )

They are great survivors ... the Flips. I admire them for that and their innate optimism , regardless of their situation/s. I also admire their friendliness and sexiness : )

What else is happening in my little world ? Well , I am finally using the new computer. Reason for that ... I was continually getting ‘modem not found’ on old computer. That forced me to extract the digital finger and start using new computer.

Dropped the newly acquired and temporary addiction for poppy seed buns. No more. Bloated the stomach , brought on mild chest pains (wheat). Looking for a new addiction. Any suggestions welcomed , but must be within my meagre budget , so you can count sex (travel , hotels