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Big Ben has struck 1am

.................................. Sept - November ..issue .. No.42

BLOGS../..BILGE ..or whatever you like to call em

Yes 'Blogs' Sept 11th onwards Direct from the Bilge Pump ... where else : )

START

at the bottom and work your way up , otherwise you'll be reading backwards.

Philippines Lots of complying House Maids in the Phils : )

ALWAYS

Check before the last entry. Sometimes there is more than one article per day.

20. Thursday 20th November ....... Mixed Bag (again) ............ T

1. "Sex Providers and their Customers UK" :

I just hear that there are 80,000 sex workers in the UK. Shame on any of you guys who are partaking of them. For starters , they are expensive and secondly they are not authorised LBB's ... Little Brown Bombers.

Even if any of the providers come from the Philippines , they have been corrupted by their new environment (UK) , and do not represent a genuine LBB anymore. Shame eternal shame on you lads : )

So , presuming you still partake , even though Thommo , chief pimp of the universe , disapproves , then in future , if the current recommendation gets its way , you will pay , and handsomely , for these UK ladies sexual favours. Is it a favour when you pay ?

Yeh , government recommendations are afoot that means a guy trawling in his car for a quickie will be liable to a 1,000 Pound fine. Also , anyone shagging a sex provider who is controlled by a pimp , will likewise be fined. The western world ladies are usually genuine 'sex providers' , whereas the LBB's in Thailand or Philippines are hookers , lon's , whatever. In my mind anyway. How convenient : )

Anyone shagging a u.k. provider who has been forced into the industry , ie , subject of trafficking , will also be subject to a heavy fine and possible imprisonment.

So the idea is , to front up to a chick and ask her : 1. Is there a pimp lurking in the shadows ? 2. Have you been forced to provide sex ? If she answers yes to either 1 or 2 , run for your life : )

I think this new recommendation will work against the uk ladies of the night , and against the trawler , people like you and me.

Beware , many foreign ideas have been imported into Thailand and Philippines , thus degrading our activities. For example , the clamp down on business hours and lewd performances in Thailand , reduced a once wild and wonderful scene , to a not so wild and wonderful one (Thailand). Will the day in the Philippines come , when we can not troll in a taxi for street hookers ? I troll , on occasions , mainly for the fun factor , not for procurement. But on rare occasions I have found a gem this way. "Miss Blow Job , Hall of Fame - Davao" for example , all those years ago. Never came across anything like her since though.

So , there you have it lads. Another government department , wasting tax payers money , intruding into peoples private lives.

2. "Teacher makes Sex Slave of 15yr old Student" :

Now we have the interesting case of a 25yr old married muslim teacher , seducing one of her 15yr old christian students. Among other things she provided him with music laced with suggestive lyrics , and sat for an exam on his behalf.

Somehow she arranged meetings with the lad outside school hours , including picking him up in her car , parking somewhere and telling him to : "Treat me like I'm your sex slave , abuse me , tell me to shut the fuck up and pinch my nipples". Also : "Talk dirty , relax and pretend I am your girl friend , not your teacher". The kid would climb out of his window late at night to meet her , apparently. My question is , where's her husband when all this is going on ? : )

She's been charged with penetration of an under 16yr old and 'indecent acts'. At least they did not mention the word 'lewd' : )

Using the latest technology , the kid would text his teacher on his cell phone when his parents were out , she'd front up and shag him in his family bedroom. Talk about daring. What if parents backtracked and caught her ? She'd quite often blind fold the lad etc too , no mention of whips : )

"Disrepect me" was another request of hers , "it makes me feel like your girlfriend". Wow , I've never tried that with my girlfriends. Maybe they would have stayed longer , if I had disrespected them : ) The kid was also required , on prompting , to "swear to god , in arabic , not to tell anyone about the relationship".

When the kid started to feel uncomfortable with this bizarre relationship , she threatened to "stuff up his grades" and "fuck up his life" , if he spilled the beans.

In Court , Principal of the school said the teacher was a hard working person who never wore her head scarf whilst teaching. I dont know what that has got to do with it : ) She was certainly hard working , teaching by day , shagging students by night : )

Anyway , the lady concerned is out on bail. No doubt her hubby is asking her some interesting questions right now , viz : "How come you never abused or blind folded me , get moving , I have been missing out" : )

Perhaps teacher should consider a career change to suicide bomber ? Bombers are promised 31 virgins , once they martyr themselves. Not right now though , word has it , they are out of stock (virgins) ... too many suicide bombers in recent years , demand exceeding supply.

3. Thommo's world :

Sound .... webhost tells me recorded sound eats up a hell of a lot more gigabytes than pics. For example , 3 mins of sound degraded to telephone conversation quality , eats up around 500kb's. That is the same as me posting about 20 postcard sized pics on these pages. Not on , not pos , cause there is up to 55,000 visitors per month coming to this website. So downloads remain a problem , sound more so.

Bold Strike ..... is proceeding , computer guru at web host's , has promised me 'bold strike' will take place before xmas. Nothing exciting for you folks , but if successful could change my lifestyle to one of perrenial traveller (whorist tourist).

Makevoer ...... this website and pages are going to be modernised , brought into the 2nd millenium , by kid guru , another computer whiz (19yr old teen). But apparently this can not happen before stage one , 'bold strike'. Any suggestions how to goose up/modernise this website/pages ?

Auto Blog page .... kid guru will do that for me too , next year , after 'bold strike' (bs) and 'makeover'. Providing bs is successful that is.

Guy I met on plane to Brazil 1986 ..... Met him then , and again in 1995. In year 2006 when in Brazil for third time , failed to find him. Now , November 2008 tracked him down on the phone. He is 90yrs old. He tells me , february this year he was diagnosed with a 3cm x 4cm tumour on his lung. They gave him radiotherapy , 35 sessions , but that did not work. Can not give him chemotherapy , too old and frail. He is going to die soon. Pleased I eventually contacted him , wonderful guy.

There you go lads , quit smoking now.

I asked my pal : "Do you smoke" , He replied : "Hell no , I gave up 20yrs ago". Soos ! That means he smoked from 20yrs to 70yrs of age , 50 yrs of smoking , no chance. Today , I sent him a xmas card with U$100 note inside it. He might die before he gets it , but if he gets it , might brighten him up. He is on a U.S. Army pension , ex world war veteran. He served in US Army , second world war , married a beautiful local girl (saw pic) , settled down , had two daughters , then wife killed in bus crash. Later on , two daughters sent to USA to be reared by pals sisters. Then pal married again , but got a rotten apple this second time around. Divorced. Rents have gone up over the years , he's basically a poor person living (and dying) on his own. With the 100 cash he can treat himself , before he fades away. Told him to buy a Xmas Turkey : )

Remember lads .... "Do it now , not when your dead". That is , start getting healthy , and do what has to be done. The clock is ticking.

19. Friday 14th November .............. More Insights (into a deteriorating mind : ) ............ T

See Bilge 18 Thursday below.

Now bilge 19 (related in some ways to 18 below) :

Paulson USA ..... Oh dear , what a clown ! He told us he is going to buy toxic mortgage debt from the Banks wherever , thus allowing them to get on with lending money etc. Within 2/3 days Buffet was in the papers saying , that's not a good idea cause for starters you do not know the true value of the debt , impossible to assess due to complicated deals associated with such debt. This will lead to overpayment and thus loss of taxpayers money. He also said , better to invest in the banks , buy a share of the banks = prop banks up and give tax payers an investment , and not a debt that may never be recovered. Buffet belongs to the 'old school' , same school as me and all other oldies. Easy , easy , slowly slowly , but surely , surely. In my case 'cash' (not credit). Slower progress , but better chance of solid progress.

Then after Buffet , Prime Minister Brown of the UK came along , who said he was going to invest 'x' billions in the banks , buy a share of the banks , same strategy as Buffet. Brown went from zero (poll ratings) to hero (poll ratings). And it was looking like he was doing the right and sensible thing. That is still the case.

Now , some three weeks later , and maybe 4/6 weeks since original announcement , Paulson has done a back flip with his $700 odd billion toxic purchases , saying he is not now going to buy toxic debt , he is going to invest in the banks (Buffet/Brown). Result ? Share/Stock Market dived , but worse still , folks have lost confidence in Paulson , the head sh'bang in all this mess (Financial Crisis). If the top guy doesnt know what he is doing , what hope us ?

SEX

What's this got to do with "Sex Hookers - Philippines/Thailand" ? Well , lads the mess is getting messier (Financial Crisis). Hope it does not get that messy that I have to cancel my next trip "Escape-4" , I am all revved up and excited , rearing to go , but some few short months yet before my ship sails. Mongers plans might have to be scuttled cause of world financial crisis. Including your plans ?

SOUND

Did some research on that last night. Initially research looked bad , but now starting to realise it's feasible in some ways. Recording people 'stealth style' (secretly) is about as difficult as taking photo's of folks stealth style (Snoopy , and failed attempt there). That is , in both cases , you need small discreet hidden equipment , so that folks are natural and let it flow. Not easy in case of recording sound either. Problem is .... tiny equipment = poor inaudible recordings , decent sized recorder = folks might see it and clam up.

Anyway , currently looks like Sony PCMD50 Linear PCM Recorder. What does 'linear' mean , in respect of a recorder ? I'll find out : ) Imagining situations and secret techniques already. My Sponsor is going to chat to one of his grandson's today , see if he is interested in getting me started (software , computer side of it). U$15 per hour , better than the Web Host who is charging me U$70 per hour for blocking thailand and phils. U$270 for just under 4 hrs labour , so they say.

So cost of PCMD50 (U$5/600) , Blocking , Grandson , inflated air ticket price etc etc AND Paulson !! When it's time to take off , might not be able to afford it (Escape-4). One advantage of PCM Recorder , can on occasions , chat on these pages instead of typing. So stay home and talk my head off ? Better than talking to the dogs (Rottweilers x 2).

Positive Mental Attitude (PMA) , Postive Mental Attitude (PMA). Doom 'n Gloom , be gone with ye !

SUMMARY

Paulson is doing his best to keep confidence and thus world recovery down.

Thommo is getting all excited about his sound project.

Cost of whoremongering is going up by the day.

PMA ..: )

.................................... Sir Thomas of Mollberry Hill

(Note : ..'Moll' .berry : )

18. Thursday 13th November ................ 1. Banned ? ....2. Sound is coming ! .................... T

BANNED ? !

Whorist.com is banned in Thailand and Philippines ! ?

Too many fanatical catholics in the Philippines and thin skinned Thais. Do not want to continue upsetting them , sending lads to their shores to fuck their women. From time to time I get emails from these sensitive types. They think I am promoting their country as a prostitute destination. Not so , it was already that kind of destination , long before I came on the scene. But I do not want to unduly upset the locals and thus have arranged to block whorist.com from anyone trying to access it inside Philippines or Thailand.

This means YOU too unfortunately , ie , you 'innocent' whoremongers , reading this blog right now , you can not access this website from within Phils/Thailand , this point onwards.

99% of folks are accessing the website from outside those countries anyway , biggest audience is USA , followed by U.K. , then Australia (small country but big following) then a myriad of European countries and just about every country on Planet Earth , including the Vatican of all places , Iceland etc. Quite amusing to see persons in those places perving on this site. I suppose the Pope wants to know where the action is before he kisses the next tarmac : )

SO

Remember , when travelling to Philippines or Thailand , get your info from this website beforehand , cause it is not available in those two countries anymore.

Can you see it now ?

Are you in Philippines or Thailand right now , and can see this Blog/Bilge ? If so , I have been dudded : )

Let's know if you can still access the site from either Philippines or Thailand. If so , I will chat with the Web Host next Tuesday , when I first see them about step two , the "bold strike". It might be a bold strike , but is it a bright strike ? Time will tell : )

If it's a bright strike , then more trips , more diaries ('Escape') and more fucks. Though I'll have to control my alcohol intake somehow , that'll be the hardest part. Temptation. Phils and Thailand are both drinking environments.

One step at a time ... "Not so bright Strike" first , then more travel : )

'Strike' should not affect regular seasoned viewers , only those who come after the 'strike'.

First Thai/Phil blocked right now , then few weeks time ... 'strike'.

Can you see this website from within either Philippines or Thailand right now ? ..............let's know : whorist@hotmail.com

SOUND

Also investigating possibility of sound. Would like to have sound to back up typed out diaries. Eg , 'Eyes' enters the room , my conversation with her is recorded and placed in amongst the Escape Diary text. Also interviews of other girls and any interesting girls or experiences that I come across, eg taxi drivers , waitresses , whoever/wherever. Interviewing street hookers should be fun : )

So text as usual , plus sound. Sorry my shagging will not be recorded , only maybe on odd occasions , if it is amusing/entertaining. Might turn you off sex , a guy running 72yrs shagging a girl running 22yrs : )

Yeh , recording girls I meet would be interesting. Their face is not shown , so doesnt matter if super chick or not.

SUMMARY

Web host tells me blocking of Thailand and Philippines has already taken place. That is folks in those countries can not access whorist.com anymore.

'Bold Strike' does not add to the site , some would say it detracts from the site. But it should be a plus for me. It will happen maybe earlier than originally thought.

Sound , not sure how long that will take to organise , but I must have sound. Been on text only for almost 7yrs now. (ie running 7yrs).

WHY ?

Finally things are happening , and I have to ask myself why ? After 7yrs of procastination , why now ? Think its cause of my next birthday coming up soon. Going on death rates I will have only about 5 to 10yrs more left on this Planet after next birthday. The final lap is coming up. It had better be a good one. More travel will make it good , hence 'bold strike' and other refinements.

"Do it now , not when your dead"

Interviews with fellow mongers at bars , the girls , taxi drivers , street hookers , pimps , etc etc , now that should be fun. And all accessed on these 'NEW' pages.

Fun , fun , it's gotta be fun , or forget it : )

17. Sunday 9th November ....................... Pot-Pourrie .............................. T

I see Thaksin , former Prime Minister of Thailand , has had his UK visa cancelled. Now , he is more or less homeless , not being able to return to Thailand where he will be imprisoned on arrival , wife too , maybe.

Doesn't pay to tangle with the whores and the whoremongers Thaksin. His down fall started with the imposition of 1am closing and restrictions on 'lewd' performances at GoGo Bars etc. Tangle with testosterone/estrogen and you tangle at your peril.

Unfortunately consequent governments have carried on with Thaksin's initiatives , in the main.

A tonne of pussy available for selection before 1am , anyway , a tonne. Biggest sex scene in the world , biggest SE Asian one anyway. But as regular readers know , not my scene , when compared with the Philippines , where the folks genuinely like foreigners and are naturally friendly and sexy. Even so , I enjoy Thailand very much for its karma/charm , pleasant manners and smiles , but not for its sex. Don't like movie stars/actors , like the real thing ..... naturalness , and its Flipsville for that. Lots of others would disagree ... to each his own : )

Have enjoyed sex from time to time in Thailand , but mainly with girls unnacustomed to foreigners. Like the look of uncertainty and fear in such girls , like it : ) It's a turn on , and thus I shag them even more energetically ... poor souls : ) You have to get out and away from Bangkok and/or Pattaya to find these 'fearful' girls , unnacustomed to the white caribou (falang/foreigner). They are there , but a little bit of the Thai language helps , otherwise your shaggin a 'mummy'. And then of course the "Mummies Curse" kicks in , some old timers would know about that one : ) Avoid the 'mummies curse' , at all costs lads , avoid.

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Osama Bin Obama's acceptance speech. What a beauty that was. Best speech I have ever heard in my lifetime. Guy can talk , but can he walk the walk ? Time will tell. We wish him all the best , we need a change , and a change for the better too.

Some folks believe he is a muslim .... is there a coded message in his name "Obama" , is it Osama , minus the 's'. These and other conspiracy theories will be discussed at a later date : )

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I am gradually changing the website , only the eagle eyed would see the fine tuning that has been going on recently. There is a big happening next year. Will not advise you of date , it will just happen , around mid 2009 or later (or never , if procastination kicks in : ) If the change is a success , there will be a monster change in my lifestyle , resulting in more trips overseas , more diaries (perish the thought say some : ) and more fucks (unfortunately .... yeh I will be obliged to fuck more , I suppose : )

With whorist.com I have been hibernating for too long ... 7 years by the time big happenning occurs. Time to strike out , but only if change is proven successful. Inspired by Osama Bin Obama , of course : ) He promised change , and now I promise change. Some will not like the change , but I know one that will ...... me , yes little ol' me , especially if it is a success. If change is not a success , then I dont have any more bullets to fire , thats the end of my stay on planet earth , no other tricks up my sleeve.

End result , if that is the case ? Stuck in Western World with the baby jumbo's (elephants , white women) it'll only mean one thing .... more dribble/waffle on these pages from yours truly.

Read in a Marketing book I've had for years , author recommends the "bold strike" , nothing less will do. Well its a bold strike mid 2009 , I promise you. Will not affect regular readers , other than more diaries , but will affect newcomers , folks who come to the website after the bold 'strike'.

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Watching my weight even closer recently. Looking back on years of records , my weight has only varied by about 2kgs over all that time. Exception , when I go overseas , usually put on 3kgs. Put on 5kgs when I stayed in Brazil for six months. But lowest recorded weight , I just can not get back to. Eludes me. 2001 it was (lowest) , and I have next to the weight the comment : "controlled eating". As one grows older , seems the will power weakens. Had stronger will power then. Ones gotta get to like the hungry feeling. Normal reaction when hungry is to eat , but best to ignore , and thus shrink stomach = less food required to get that full feeling.

See on the tele they say if males waistline is 94cms or more = health danger. Mines less than that : ) Dont know about you , but do not like skinny girls , ones who look like they have been fasting/starving themselves , or have just escaped a concentration camp , whatever. Also do not like plump girls and certainly not baby jumbo's , fat girls. There's gotta be meat on the bone. No good shaggin a skeleton , and a titless one at that. Some meat , round body not fat , some boobs and something resembling an arse (not flat).

You can tell , I am already thinking of my next trip. Will visit Thailand next trip and pick up those belongings I left in a Guest House more than two years ago. They will still be there. Thais are more honest than Flips I will give them that. Gotta be , otherwise they will lose face. Flips are worried about "loss of face" , but not to the same extent as Thais. Too thin skinned the Thais , too sensitive to a multitude of issues/behaviours , but eyes , they have got eyes. A good looking Thai woman is better than a good looking Flip woman , more charming , more seductive too , but not more sexy , less sexy , as far as I am concerned.

Whank , whank , I will be there in 2009 , mark my word.

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Bit of a fan of that Marketing book , it's called : "The 22 Immutable Laws of Marketing" by Al Ries and Jack Trout.

With a name like that sounds a bit fishy I know , but the guys are marketers , catches the eye. Get it ('catches').

They say things like ..... "It's better to be first than it is to be better". That is the better product will not necessarily win , its the first one with the product who will win. I was first with the word 'whorist' , I invented the word. Now on Internet thousands of times. Type in 'whorist' on yahoo search engine and see how many times its used/listed on Internet .... 18,600 last time I looked : ) I was first , but where is my rewards ? (2009 bold strike = rewards ? : )

They also say .... "One reason the first brand tends to maintain its leadership is that the name often becomes generic". Well 'whorist' has become generic.

And .... "Perception is the reality. Everything else is an illusion". You might recall I have said before , its what the girls 'perceive' you to be that counts , not what you actually are. For example most Thai/Flip girls perceive us to be millionaires = they open their legs (what woman wouldn't : ) People have a perception of me that is false , but I have profited from this perception during my entire life. I do not purposely set about to create a false perception , I am just myself. Even so , people come to the wrong conclusion about me. Fortunately this wrong conclusion has helped me to open doors and legs too (girls)

And ... "The leader owns the word that stands for the category". Oh , I like that one , think its me and 'whorist' : )

"The essence of marketing , is narrowing the focus. You become stronger when you reduce the scope of your operation". Thats what I did. Initially , I set out to cover the world , then three countries , now only two countries (Thailand and Philippines). Readers of whorist.com can apply that strategy to their life. Specialise.

"Chemically alcohol is a strong depressant. But in the short term , by depressing a persons inhibitions alcohol acts like a stimulant". Dont know why alcohol is in the book , but they are right , but in my case if I drink too much alcohol during a long stay overseas , it has a negative affect on my willy. Have to dry out for 2/3 days then start all over again. Too much of anything is not good (except sex ? : )

"In the short term , overeating satisfies the psyche , but in the long run it causes obesity and depression". So they say , in the book. Haven't got there yet (obesity).

"Less is more. If you want to be successful today , you have to narrow your focus , in order to build a position in the prospects mind". Can relate that to girls ... I narrow my focus to certain type of girls. I am not looking for a fuck here there and everywhere. Consequently I get better at doing it , and thus reap the rewards. You can do the same. Select one country and maybe one town/city. Become an expert in that town/city , and you will reap the rewards. Other guys will fly in , fly out , miss the target and wonder why you hang around that town/city. But your not missing the target .... the girls in that town are all yours , cause you have maintained a focus. I immediately think of a small town in Thailand that I have focused on over last 20yrs or so. I can get results there , but doubt if many others can. Why ? They do not know (how , where) , I do , cause I have focused on that town for years.

"If you want to be successful today , you should give up something". Correct , I agree , sacrifice. As you get older your not willing to pay the price. Younger your willing to take the risk , make the sacrifice eg leave a cushy job whatever. Older , we hang on. Are you in the same situation ? Know that you should make a move but not willing to take the risk/make the sacrifice ? Hard decision , especially right now when there is a world recession.

"Toys R Us formula : narrow focus with in-depth stock". Yeh , well I have got a narrow focus (m.o. with girls) , but never seem to have in depth stock (girls). Always lacking sufficient girls : )

"Target. Where is it written that you have to appeal to everybody". Good one like it , especially cause the 'lookers' have never taken to me : ) Narrow your target lads , specialise , work it out , become an expert in that narrow field , and reap the rewards.

"Pepis-Cola finally developed a strategy based on the concept of sacrifice. The company sacrificed everyone except the teenage market". Yeh , well I sacrifice the girls who formally work in the sex trade. I sacrificed all the girls , except those of my target. It's a sacrifice that I do not miss : )

"Good things come to those who sacrifice". Hope so. I go without beer when back home , sex , taxi's , restaurants , pervin'. There'd better be a payoff : )

"You must try and own the most important attribute". Well , I do not have a big dick , so that leaves me out : )

On and on the book goes. It's a source of wisdom , for me.

It's one thing reading a book , picking up something worthy , another thing implementing it : )

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OK , that was a pretty good waffle. Started out with not much to work on , but filled a bit of space in the end. Hope it was of value to someone.

Until next time .... T

16. Thursday 6th November ....... Cialis/Viagra .........Daveyjay

Thommo,

Don't be too rude about persons using viagra et al. You may be 70 ambling on to 71 and still rooting strong, but not all of us are so fortunate.

From 20 to 30, if a man lives right,
He's on in the morning and again in the night.
From 30 to 40 if he still lives right,
He drops out the morning - or else the night.
From 40 to 50 its trice weekly,
And from 50 to 60 he tries - weakly.
From 60 to 70 its now and then,
And from 70 to 80 its heaven knows when.
Over 80 he finds that hes sadly declined,
Despite all he can do, its all in the mind.

In my case, I 'm 58 and fighting every extra year, but things are going south.

Problem began in my mid forties when willy borked at condoms. Told him to sharpen up and behave himself, and carried on whoring, generally twice a night 3 times a week when in PI or similar.

When about 50 he jacked up over condoms, and no amount of talking to had any effect. Tried some viagra and carried on whoring (with condoms) at the same rate, but the next year saw the last of regular 2 bangs/whoring night. Couple more years on and no amount of viagra (or usually cialis) would make willy face a condom, and now was even borking at barebacking some very pretty and enthusiastic things.

By 56 I was faced with the choice: no whoring or no condoms. And in any event, only 1 bang/night (except occassionly). The bangs weren't anything to write home about either.

As far as getting Willy up, a mimimum amount of viagra/cialis does the job: 6 to 12 mg viagra for a night, 10 mg cialis for 4 days. The trouble is that the bang rate now is around 50%, often 30%, and I've pumped to collapse up to 4 times in a row without effect. Viagra/cialis is really for the girls - they are the ones who benefit! - get to practice this multi orgasmic skill that we hear about!!

Tried Volume Pills, Qantum Pills and Semenax. The first two did nothing, the last produced some great blasts, and for 8 months things got better and better ... then for 8 months they faded away to no better than not using the pills at all.

Tried testosterone cream (Andractim, ex All Saints Clinic) and from another source. These had some effect on the sex life, especially the former, but it was not spectacular. What they did do was clear up lower back and shoulder (rotator cuff) pain, completely and in about 2 weeks. This was 2+ years ago and neither problems have returned. The back pain had been chronic for many years and the shoulder for about 18 months. Later I used some to clean up a forearm problem that prevented me from driving a hammer.

Found a Quack who had some ideas on the subject. Measured inter aliia my blood testosterone levels, told me to get off the booze, prescribed Tribulus Terrestrius, DHEA and Arimidex. Cut the booze by 2/3, took my medicines, and after 6 months, testosterone levels were well up: for about 2-3 months viagra/cialis were off the menu. Six more months and testosterone levels are back were they were and - you guessed it - viagra/cialis back on the table. Booze had crept up again though, to about half that before.

Trying your vitamine E pills at the moment, but cannot say that they have had any noticable effect in 2 weeks. We will see what we will see. Note that vitamine E is a large component of Volume/Qantum/Semenax.

The bottom line is that things are going downhill, but I am keeping up the fight (and the faith!). You fortunate rooters who just get better and better with age ought have sympathy for us mere mortals, and leave us to our viagra, cialis and etc.

Whoring forever!

Daveyjay

15. Friday 31st October ....... Sir Phol's Diary

Manila

Stayed at The Best Western La Corona on MH Del Pilar in Ermita.
Double bed at US$60 per night.

I really liked the hotel, rooms were nice, clean, lots of hot water and a kettle for emergency brews.
Also its in easy walking distance of Robinsons Mall and bars like G point, LA Cafe etc.
Would definitely stay there again. Free breakfast is OK, Cereals and hot choice scrambled Eggs bacon etc. Ends at 9.30am

Day 1 Thurs

My first time in Manila for a long long time......
So first night went to G Point bar around 9pm. As soon as I walked in I was greeted by smiling young ladies near the door.
Went and sat down in the corner and more girls smiling and waving at me. Good start !
Saw a nice slim, cute girl smiling so I smiled back and nodded at her and she started to make her way over.
Hang about love I haven’t had me dinner yet ! So sent her back had some scoff and then she came over.
This girl was thin, even for a Flipina. She starts on the Rum & Cokes and drinks like its last orders.
Then a girl comes over stands near me and starts doing the crazy sign to her head and pointing to this girl and then crying signs. Im starting to agree.
After 3 shes pretty wrecked so we go back to the hotel. Im amazed she can walk but im not expecting a great bedroom performance.
She has a try at a BJ but its not good, alarm bells start ringing in me head. I get the feeling shes on something more than Rum & Coke.
We settle down to sleep about 1am and shes restless all night.
At 4.30am she wakes me and says she wants to go, I say Ok and she asks me if Amazonia is still open!! She sobered up a bit now, asks for 500 Pesos. I give her 200 and she goes. So I do a Thommo and at 5.30am and write up my diary and finally get back to sleep.

Day 2 Fri

Im up early and partake of the free breakfast then I set off to find LA Cafe, which turns out to be on the same street as the hotel. Its 11am and there are at least 20 girls in here. Its my first time in here and im surprised how many this early. Get the usual smiles and im pleased im still so popular. I see maybe 2 outta the 20 that I would take. I have a brew, have a chat to a couple of girls and then leave to meet a girl I found in friendster. I have a wander round Robinsons Mall while I wait for her. Loads of girls in here but not many smiles from the ones walking by ? It seems to me the shop girls are more engaging. I find a nice Thommo Spider and Fly position. A Coffee / Tea shop with tables outside. I didn’t get the name but its near TGI Fridays by the Pedro Gil Entrance. I park there and have a perv. Im finding it difficult to get eye contact, practice, practice & more practice.

The friendster girl finally turns up at 3pm. She a bit on the big side for me but she talks good English. We have some food at the G point bar. The P199 all you can eat buffet which was Ok. I thought the big girl would clear the place out but she has a little and tells me she has already eaten (ahh thats why your 2 hours late!!) and we go back to hotel where I have a small “Thommo gift” for her. She tells me up front shes a conservative girl and Im not really into her anyways.
With thats shes out the door and 9pm im off to LA Cafe ! Get there and the place is absolutely packed out. I have a trawl round, not seeing much I like and not being big enough or brave enough I don’t venture upstairs but go across the road to the annex.

Only about 6 girls in here, none of which I like but plenty of seats so I have a couple of beers and see what happens.
Not a lot as it turns out so im off again down to Amazonia (again on the same street). A few girls in here so I sit down have a beer and a girl who I chatted to this morning comes up to me. Im tempted to take her but is there something better round the corner? Then about 5 mins later the Girl who was doing the crazy signs to me in G point yesterday comes bouncing over. I have never seen a girl looking so pleased to see me !

It turns out shes deaf and cant talk. She has a nice face to me so I buy her a drink, her face beaming at me.
Well it would be a first for me, a deaf girl and a story for the boys back home so I make the magic sign and off we go !
We go in Butterfly bar, totally dead 1 other customer I think. I cant understand why ? its a nice big bar. Have a beer then go to the Duck inn where we play pool and have a few more beers. By now thru sign language and writing stuff down I understand the fucked up girl from last night is on drugs and she was trying to warn me off her. That would explain a lot !

So back to hotel and shes very enthusiastic in bed. Shes had a big old baby recently cos her stomach is all puckered from being stretched but I cough me cocoa and after we negotiate the price down from her initial bid of 2K to 1.5K shes off.

Day 3 Sat

Last day today. Early flight out tomorrow.

English Breakfast over the road at the Duck Inn. Very very nice also the English Chips were the best I have ever had in the PI.
Went up and had a look round Fort Santiago. Wanted to go there and relive the moment when in 1762 William Draper took the surrender of the Spanish and claimed Manila for the British. We gave it back in 1764 but just to think what it would be like if we kept it ? Driving on the proper side of the road for a start.

Around 4pm went to LA Cafe, pretty busy but found a seat on the bar next to a girl. She said shes 25. If shes 25 im 21, I chuckled to myself! She looked at least 45 but I made out its my first time and she chatted away about how it all worked. So I got her a beer (happy hour 80PHP normally 110) to add to her half bottle of SML (which she still had at my return visit at 11pm). I was popular again with various girls coming over including a bunch of 3 deaf girls. Obviously it had got out over the deaf girls network I was in town and was up for a deaf one. Another interesting looking girl came over, very light skin and spoke aussie twang English and called me mate. She turned out to be Half Aussie / Flipina very chatty and lively but a bit scary for me ! Im 3 beers in and not eaten yet so I say farewell and go back to Hotel to eat. Food was OK a bit poncey for me, all presentation and no substance.

Hook up with my mate and his Girlfriend and head back to LA Cafe. Packed as usual and waitress tries to find us a table for 3. She tries to evict 2 girls but they are having none of it, even the security guy doesn’t scare em but a table does appear and we park there. This is where the Karma deserts me.
The old girl for earlier comes over clutching her half a bottle of SML and brings her younger chubby mate. Not bad face but too big for me, her mate comes over even nicer face and I try the old smiling routine with her but get blanked. Karma Karma where art thou. Then all I start seeing are old ugly girls, one must have been 55, I kid you not !!

Theres nothing in here now worth pursuing so we head off to Butterfly Bar in the hope its got some girls in there better than this bunch.
In we go and there are a few girls in here, chat to the waitress who wants a drink but we decline then in come 3 old girls and come over. One is pregnant, one claims to be 37 (probably true) and the other looked over 40. By now im getting tanked up so me and me mate have a right fuck about with em. Saying we are staying at the Mandarin Oriental and would the 3 of them come over. They eventually work out we are fucking about and they drift off. We enjoyed ourselves but by now I need to sleep and I stagger off with a cheery wave, back to the hotel........

So to sum up –

I enjoyed the short Manila / LA Cafe experience. Keep in mind that most of these ladies are good at trying to extract drinks from you. Some are very pushy, don’t let it put you off but keep that thought in your mind. As previous field reports - LA cafe is a bit hit and miss with decent looking girls, don’t be surprised if you cant see one out of 50 you don’t like.

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AC Summary.

Just a quick report on my recent trip to Angeles City.

Stayed at the Pacific Breeze. Had a few days in the Grand Jacuzzi room at $85 and then switched to the cheapest $48 deluxe room in the other wing.
The cheap room was more than comfortable and despite backing onto Shannos I didn’t notice any noise.
It was a strange week with some bars full others empty.
For example Brown Sugar on Sunday was packed out but Coyote Ugly empty.
Owner of Coyote was trying to get punters in by offering 65P Beers when I was in there.
Generally I got the feeling its quiet again in AC.

Bars I enjoyed was Voodoo, even though theres a change in management , I met Don whos a good guy.
The prettiest girls in there are cherry girls and I stopped by for the Terrific Tuesday which was a laugh trying to get the raffle prizes out from the girls bras and panties just using your teeth.

Other bars I liked was Bodyshop, friendly waitresses and some nice looking girls. Met a young Brit manager in there and he was friendly and good to talk to.
I always like to take some girls barhopping and always visit the big bars cos there are sometime 6 of us in a group. So Atlantis, Crystal Palace and Dollhouse all good for that but not bars I would take a girl from. Free Popcorn seems to be the In thing at the moment. I don’t know what triggers this ? Maybe a certain number of drinks? I partake now and again, quality varies, but the girls im with seem to demolish a bowl very quickly.

Noticed an attempt to move away from the girls just shuffling round and bars doing more spotlight dancing, Cambodia, Atlantis / Dollhouse of course and Tropix spring to mind. I quite like it, its something different to watch. I only hit the perimeter bars once in the afternoon. Lost In Asia, Roadies and Honeykos.
LIa and Roadies were quiet but Honeykos had quite a few customers and then even more when quite a big group of barhoppers appeared.

The owner in Honeykos was well tanked up and kept buying us drinks and I could have sat there all afternoon and night but I had a girl lined up in Voodoo that night so it was hard decision to whether to get fucked up or to go and get fucked. I chose the latter ! So next time I need to spend more time up on Perimeter as there no hassle from vendors or beggers. I did notice a slight increase of beggars on Fields but nothing too bad.

Food. I normally eat in the Pacific Breeze restaurant, which is convenient and food is ok, but due to a drama with one of the waitresses Im not flavour of the month anymore so I went to Kokomos everyday for the first time in years. Lots of choice and I found the food to be better than PB.
Also went for roast beef Sunday dinner at Cottage Kitchen which was excellent but not cheap at around 500P.

So from a normal punters point of view its very much same same in Angeles right now.

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My first time in Singapore. 3 Nights

Flew on Tiger from Clark. My first time flying out of Clark and it was pretty good.
Flight left on time and arrived at the budget terminal in Singapore which is very nice and easy. Took a taxi (SG$20) to Hotel 81 Princess on Lorong 12.
Stayed in a deluxe room at around SG$90 per night. The room was small but clean. It had a kettle for emergency brews. Im used to a bit more luxury but for 3 nights it would do.

Went out for something to eat on Geylang Road. Loads of Chinese places here to eat. Food is cheap but beer is expensive around SG$5 a bottle of Tiger.
Went for a wander around 11.30pm. It became obvious that the freelancers had their own territory. On Lorong 12 it was the Indonesians, a little way up Talma Road towards 10 & 8 there was the Chinese and they are dressed to kill. Must have been around 50 of them in this area.

I went down some back alleys between 16 and 18 where there are gambling tables and DVD sellers.
Came out onto Lorong 18 and had a look in the fishbowls. All Thai girls, in the few I went in, quoting me SG$80 for 45 Mins.
Some of the fishbowls wouldn’t let me in “Busy busy” they said and ushered me along. Was it cos I was white ?
A pimp came up to me as I walked along and offered his Thai girls sitting on a wall at SG$200 LT and $100 ST.

I did the tourist bit during the following 2 days - temples, malls etc.
Had a wander round Plaza Singapura on Orchard Road and I could have sat there all day looking at the girls walking round. I really like the look of them.
So that night I decided that I needed to have a Chinese girl.

I went out and it turned out that the girls I like didn’t like me and the girls that liked me I didn’t like them.
I approached 2 cracking lookers, one quoted me SG$100 and the other went to see her pimp when I said SG$80. She pulled a disgusted looking face so I though fuck this even if she comes with me shes gonna be shit in bed. Shes probably never had any British meat before. So I left the Chinese zone of influence and headed towards the Indos.

There a nice looking Indo girl grabbed me and said SG$70 inc room, I said already have room so she goes ok then SG$60. I was really tempted but she looked a lot like the Filpinas and I wanted a change so I declined.

Also spotted 3 different looking girls sitting down, the pimp came up to me and said they are from Venezuela. He wanted SG$100 ST They were a bit on the big side for me but it just shows what a variety there is to be had here.

Finally found a freelancer Thai girl who was really nice, spoke a bit of English and not ever having a Thai bird before I took her back for SG$70.
She was pretty good at her job, had the full monty with her, fully wrapped of course, but it was all a bit rushed. I much prefer the longtime experience.

So the short trip to Singapore was a different experience. Im pleased to have been there, it made a nice break away from Angeles and was easy to get to.
So if you like your short-times, you have a really big choice of girls here but prices between SG$60 – 100 means its not cheap !

Sir Phol.

14. Thursday 23rd October ...................Trans-sexual or Transformational ?

Colin Powell said Obama is a "transformational leader". All I can say is , beware when using 'trans'. You know , there is trans-sexual and other naughty trans words around. And by the way , for the record , I am not a transwhorist , I am a whorist. And we do not offer info to trans-sexuals , by the way : )

Newspaper article ..... "No Sex Please we are British" : Those two who had sex on a Dubai beach and denied the policeman getting any , thus ending up in court , have been formally sentenced to three months in prison , I see. Rumour has it , the guy is claiming 'transformational sex' , ie , he was heading towards sex but didnt quite get there. Also , he has volunteered to pull out his penis and show everyone how small it is , ie , not possible to have full sex. The lady in question denies they had sex saying "There was no penetration , it was just an alcoholic gesture". Male defendants counsel claimed "How could anyone consider fucking anything like that". Female defendant is suing : )

The truth will out, including the fact , that most if not all of the time I say after "rumour has it" , is made up , on the spot , aka , ie joking : )

The latest newspaper article about these transformational sex fiends also says , Dubai is now in a dilemna. Dubai meant to open up to tourism , but not to the extent the two Brits envisaged. Anyway all I can say is , if you intend doing something , make sure you have got the equipment (penis) to do it , but please not on such a fugly woman. She didnt deserve it. I know , the lad spent all night drinking cheap (?) champagne , but that's no excuse. The Dubai judge should have taken the champagne into account , thus confirming the prophet Mohammed as correct .... "no alcohol please , we are muslim". If the Brit had been alcohol free , he would never have been caught in that 'transformational' situation in the first place : )

Awful eyes on that Brit female. She needs some false eyelashes. A woman without discernable eyelashes , never looks good.

Next subject bicycles , and yes , it just happens to be London. One enterprising columnist is suggesting London's Lord Mayor Boris Johonson is going to call for Sharia Law in respect of bicycle theft. Some of you know , once a wheel is stolen its like losing your balls , your knackered , lost without it. Have to walk home. Same journalist is urging provision of bicycle facilities such as , shower and locker rooms , so folks could get off sweaty bikes , shower and change clothes etc before stepping into the office for work.

"The disdain motorists express for cyclists is secret envy" says the Journalist. I doubt that , think they dont like cyclists preventing them , the driver , from overtaking sometimes etc. A hazard. Especially when riding in packs. "Cycling is riskier than motoring , but better for ones health" , says same Journo. Your not very healthy , if a big truck runs over you though , says Thommo. Myself , I have to contend with about six high rise trucks passing me every day. Then the journalist goes on to talk about the need for cycling infrastructure. All I can say is , "it's transformational" : )

Final newspaper article for today : "Obese eat more but enjoy less". Herein leads me to think , some mongers fuck more , but enjoy less. As I say to the lads I meet .... 'you can only eat just so much ice cream'. There is a limit to sex. The flesh can never be satisfied. I feel sorry for those who let it get the better of them , throw their lot in back home (job , the lot) , and set up camp in places like the Philippines/Thailand. Inevitably they end up disenchanted with their newly adopted country. Take my regular tip .... jet in , get what ya want , jet out , and you'll love it (Phil or Thailand) forever. Otherwise , you might have to go to a new Paradise. Tell ya , I have been searching for many years , Philippines is about as close as it gets. And then there is Plan B ... Thailand.

By the way , Sponsors biz alarm has gone crazy again. Went off 5 times last night , ie , five times sleep disturbed , get up out of bed , check video screen for crims , re set alarm etc etc. Maybe that is why I am losing weight. One thing for sure , whatever is happening ... its transformational , including my face , its getting older with the passage of time : )

13. Saturday 18th October ........

I feel obliged to put something online for the weekends. Sometimes of course I have just simply got nothing to say and thus nothing goes online. Today , is a day like that ..... nothing to say , but 'say' I must , as follows :

What's on everyones mind and blog space is the financial crisis. Some smart lads , well healed ($) and all that , do not have to worry , and are in Thailand/Philippines screwing all those beautiful bunnies right now. Lucky them. It was me , many years ago , all cashed up screwing heaps. What goes round comes around they say. Hope its right , that is , my turn will come yet again.

Talking about Thailand , very unstable right now. So far has not affected the whoring scene , unless of course you were one of the unlucky ones , scheduled to leave the country few weeks ago and unable to do so , due to the blockade of SUV Airport by protestors. Thaksin cant take a trick. His proxy Prime Minister got kicked out cause he cooks on tv , now his brother-in-law is looking down the barrel of a gun , the army , and will be kicked out. It seems Thaksin has got a long wait , before he can return to his beloved Thailand. Army coup in the wings , methinks. Strange though , Thaksin and party in power right now (Thaksin's Proxy Party) have the majority of voters on their side , mainly rural voters. It's the city slickers , university types , big biz etc who are organising protests. They are the minority , but looks like they will get their wish , that is , encourage the Army to once again kick the duly elected govt out. Royalty is apparently on the side of the Army , yet again. The dislike of Thaksin and his crew is deep rooted.

Maybe they think or know that Thaksins Party is conning the rural illiterate ? I know he has helped them a lot , maybe the educated elite , royalty etc think of that as a bribe to get the majority votes , so Thaksin and Co'y can line their pockets as politicians ? I dont know , doubt if any foreigner really does know. Thais are a really sly lot , more so than the foxy filipino's.

Thaksin has to sit out his time in cold recession hit England. Perhaps he will become a billionaire there too ? Nope , dont think so , think bribery was his prime strategy for success in Thailand and bribery doesnt work so easily in UK does it (?) , especially if your an outsider.

Whilst talking about Brits did you read that disgusting news about a Brit man and woman having sex on a Dubai beach the other day , in the early hours of the morning , no one on the beach other than the fornicators AND a pervert policeman. Seems the Brits are heading for a 3 months sentence and then deportation. In another country the Brit might have been shot by the Policeman and gal shagged to death by the same cop. But if you saw a pic of the gal , I can understand why the guy had to drink champagne all night (Fifty Pounds of it apparently) before he shaged that gal. And why the policeman did not shag her. Attractive she was not : )

Gordon Brown Prime Minister of Britain has gone from zero to hero , with his innovative buying into UK Banks. Even USA has copied him.

Obama the Messiah , is going to lead us out of the wildnerness. Believe it , when you see it folks. They say one thing to get elected , do another. Interesting to see how things shape up once he is in power. Less belligerence and arrogance hopefully. Joe the Plumber was slow off the mark. He should have been on the Internet all night registering "Joe the Plumber" as a business name throughout America and the western world , then sell the name to those interested. No doubt www.joetheplumber.com has already been registered ?

Some kind folks send me tips on how to make money on the stock market. I remember saying to a Canadian in PNG "Respect money and you will have money". He retorted quite louldy (Canadians have got a short temper) "Give me the money first , and I will respect it". Of course he missed the point , respect comes first , then the money follows. Same goes now , give me the money fella's , and I will invest it : ) Invest it in pussy : )

Guys keep asking me for pics of "Eyes" chick etc (Diary). I can tell you , there will be less pics/photos in those diaries as time goes by. Dont want to stretch my luck , viz big brother , boyfriend or daddy , punching me in the face. Hence no copies of Eyes , Cupid , Vanessa etc : )

And then there was the death plea refusal. Convicted rapist and murderer , Richard Cooey , appealed against the death sentence in Ohio , on the basis that he was overweight , and thus the death by injection would be painful. Geez , how about the rape and murder , that was painful ? Some people gotta get a life , or in this case a death. Appeal denied , he was executed by lethal injection.

Another one from the papers. I read a lot nowadays , here's one .... "A New Zealander chopped off a South Korean tourists head with a garden spade. The female witness said the accused was "relaxed just like he had changed his sox". The murderer had picked up the hitch hiking korean , and killed him , putting his boot on the guys neck and cutting his head off with the spade. Well , all I can say , the Koreans are mighty unpopular in the Philippines. They come across unfriendly and bad mannered. Maybe the korean tourist upset the offendor in some way. Even though koreans come across as obnoxious the poor guy didnt deserve being murdered , especially in such a grissly way. Wait long enough , and you will be reading about koreans being murdered in Philippines too , methinks. Taxi drivers (my main source of factual information : ) tell me Koreans are bad bosses , very hard , aggressive and abusive. We will see. Sow bad karma and it will come back to you in one form or another.

Arroyo President of Philippines is on the receiving end of another impeachment process. She's had her share. Even so , Thailand is more unstable than Phils right now . Philippines has been pretty quiet for a while. Maybe the global recession will stir them up ?

And in the papers , top Brit executives are to be fired/sacked it seems. UK Govt owns 60% of a Scottish Bank for starters , some of those execs are to go. Brown is Scottish , any connection ? It has been annoying me and lots of others for a long time , execs of a faltering company getting big end of the year handouts. Time for that to stop. The end of capitalism and 'greed is good' ? Dont bet on it : )

Today is "Big Day Out" day for me. Every Saturday I hop on the bike , pedal 5 kilometres , buy a very thick weekend paper and then prop in a bakers shop , where I order a half strength (half caffeine) flat white coffee and a small cake (name with-held to protect the innocent : ). Costs around $3 , cheap eh. I need a decent table and chair , hence the purchase. I bring with me scissors. I go through this humungous paper with the eye of an eagle , reading articles that interest me and cutting out others (usually longer ones) to take with me to the Philippines and give to an ardent reader of news. Newspaper news is very limited in Phils , as some of you know. Only superficial local stuff , in the main.

Since returning from my last trip , I have collected around 190 newspaper clippings ready to take with me , next trip. By the time I leave it will be 5/600 and about 5 kgs (?). Just realised , looking back last few days clippings I've got some inspiration for this blog and future blogs. It's now 8.30am , sponsors biz has been opened by yours truly , I am on my bike and head off for my big day out. Same happens tomorrow , only different newspaper. These are exciting times : )

12. Tuesday 14th October .......

Interesting newspaper article :

"President Robert Mugabe , accused of impoverishing Zimbabwe has given U$148,000 to the nations Olympians , most of it to a top performing swimmer. He called Kirsty Coventry Zimbabwe's "golden girl" and gave her U$100,000. Three others got U$10,000 each , and the remaining athletes U$2,000".

Comment :

Firstly I think Kirsty baby is a whitey , and of British extract. How come Mugabe honours a Brit descendant ? Secondly , Mugabe keeping all the greenbacks to himself , gave her the dough in Zimbabwean dollars ..... all 750 trillion of them. Rumour has it that five tonne trucks are still going back and forth from Mugabes Palace , carrying the 'Z' dollars to Kirsty , who plans to buy a loaf of bread with them : )

Seriously , can anyone multiply 100,000 x 231 million to arrive at the number of 'Z' dollars handed to Kirsty ? Too hard for me.

For the uninformed , the current exchange rate of Z dollars is U$1 - Z231 million. Or , have I got the inflation rate mixed up with the exchange rate. Anyway , you know what I mean : )

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Oh , if only the Philippines Pesos would crash to that exchange rate : ) Going on current P1000 for a fuck , conversion might mean fucks were then free ?

How the pesos is holding up or crashing I do not know. Imported goods , including oil would be more expensive , you'd think. Rice is imported. Think Phils grows only one third of its rice requirements , so import they would.

As I have always said , the Phil girls are screwing with us primarily cause they want to survive. So the tougher it gets in Phils , the hungrier the girls get.

Exploitation ? Probably : )

For sure , I know , if someone is not exploiting me , I am exploiting someone else , eg , students need for fees. 'Eyes' (Escape Diary) father supported his family by selling newspapers at a traffic intersection. Imagine that. Very few filipino's read newspapers. Hard way to make a living. Next to impossible to support a family , that way. Did I exploit that situation ? Most probably.

But dont forget , she exploited my need for sex : )

Dats life !

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And in the newspaper today , another one ...

"A Cornish woman , Clara , says she is still a virgin , at the age of 105yrs.

She said : "I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex. I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved , and I have always been busy doing other things".

Comment :

All I can say is , chicks who do not have sex to say 30/45yrs of age in Phils can keep their sex. I would not get involved with them. They are either leso's , feminists , or just plain sexless. Flips are very physical , beware the exception , a 30 yr old virgin. And as for Clara , when she dies , she should go into the Guiness Book of Records , but not before a post mortem : )

On same day , and in same paper , another sex story. Sex addicts and their need for instant gratification is being reported more often. Apparently when these folks have a Seminar whatever , re their 'problem' , they end up fucking each other : )

Sex addiction is described as : "Any sexually related , compulsive behaviour which interferes with normal living".

Question : What's normal living ? Living and dying in the same street , marrying for life the same woman ?

11. Friday 10th October ...... Mixed Bag (again)

Note : There was bilge on Wed and Tue too (10 and 9 below). Really exceeding myself lately. Things are happening. Unfortunately they are mostly confined to my mind.

Insights of a troubled mind continues .......

Bilge 11 :

Heard on the radio today , there is a kid with both male and female organs. Parents wanted a boy. Court says kid can decide if it wants to be a boy or girl and even if it wants to retain all organs , ie , female and male !

What a situation to be in. You head for a disco to pick up a fuck , cant find a decent chick , so you pick a guy and let him fuck you. Next night you find a decent chick and you fuck her. Win win.

That kid always has a 'B' plan. My 'B' plan is ....... "masturbation , yeh yeh" : )

Non sexual matters , update :

Telephone handset is now working. Alarm system still crazy , even though its been passed and given a clean bill of health by alarm company. Spooked by the latest Dow Index ? Is the alarm , alarmed at the financial crisis ? And finally , and the best of all ... the financial crisis gets deeper.

I am happy , cause I feed on doom 'n gloom , until of course it affects me personally. If meltdown prevents me from travelling overseas , I won't be smiling : )

Financial Crisis :

So the British Government has pumped umpteen billion Pounds into the UK banking system. And , they got a loan to do this.

They did not tell us WHERE they got the loan from !

You know , for a long time now , I have been thinking ...... when these financial crises come along , there is a little jewish man , sitting in a rented room , run down neighbourhood. The Governments come to him , late at night , tap on the door and asks him for a handout. He charges a nice interest rate and so prospers , and the government yet survives another crises.

Is that how it works ?

Anyway , I am going to find that little jewish man , re financing my next whore tour. I'm thinking if the interest rate is right , I'll get the cash. Whattya reckon ?

No , no , I am not being racist , I am being funny , to all those other than the jewry , that is. In these trouble times we have to poke fun at someone , it might as well be our jewish friends. Right ?

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Talking about pokes , wouldnt mind poking 'Eyes' (Phil smiling beauty - Escape Diary) right now : )

Back to priorities 1. Health 2. Money 3. Sex

The first one you can not buy , you have to earn ..... healthy diet , regular exercise , stress free lifestyle (no wife for starters : )

Unfortunately for me , the second one , money , you have to earn too. Never thought of that till now. Actually , I never did earn my original , and only pot of gold (since squandered/lost). Way back , someone gave me a brilliant idea , but it took me two weeks to realise it was brilliant. I then implemented the idea and the gold started trickling down from the heavens.

Strange , but the friend never implemented the idea. Why ? He knew his idea was brilliant for someone who was willing to take a huge risk and I was the boy , at the time. Consequently I made a bundle. And I think I cleverly hid the fact from the friend , ie , he did not know that the gold was filtering down to me , especially cause he left the country , a couple of months after passing on his 'secret' idea. It was after he left the country that his idea really started to bear fruit.

Strange twist to this true story. The friend was my boss in a government department. I had saved him once , from possible physical harm. He returned the favour later on with his 'idea'. This gay lad (my boss) .............cupboard gay , never admitted to me or anyone , that he was gay ......... hinted to me once , that he had a medical condition that could not be cured. Now this is back in the very early 1980's. HIV was not cemented in my mind , but few weeks after he told me , penny dropped and I thought ... "Oh he is terribly skinny , not coming to work a lot , and now he is trying to tell me discretely , that he has got Aids" ? Add to that , I was told after he had left the country , that he had married a female , she happened to be a nurse , and gossip has it , that he promised her all his assets/wealth , if she nursed him to the end". This all happened in a 3rd world country , my adopted country for 25yrs (days or yore). Different to my country of residence now.

So I have sidetracked myself , explaining how I got the 'gold'. Back to number three ...

And yes , you have to work for and earn the third one 'sex' too. Admittedly you can walk into a bar and buy it (pussy) , but as you all know from my diaries ('Escape') , I like to 'earn' my sex the hard way , viz : 1. Non p4p girls (harder). That is , non pay for play , that I pay : ) 2. Agents/Contacts and all the convoluted goings on connected with them. Earning it my way , essentially boils down to experience , in my case many years of experience (can't buy). I am reaping the rewards now , and not too late either , as the Grim Reaper is peeping over my shoulder , methinks : )

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Thoughts of the Grim Reaper peeping over my shoulder , leads me to thoughts of ............ "Will I do it , up anchor , leave Sponsor and cosy arrangement , head for Phils and Thailand , live there and produce a never ending Daily Diary (extension of 'Escape') " ? Writing daily and forever , about my weird world and weird ways ?

I rest my case.

Until my next ramble ...... ...

10. Wednesday 8th October ...... Dysfunction Rules

Ref Bilge No.9. below

Email received :

"Hi Thommo,

Whilst financial turmoil reigns, maybe there are some opportunities :

Air fares maybe higher. - This will probably discourage some punters.
Fewer customers = less competition = the hungrier the girls.

Interesting mix! " !

Thommo's reply :

Thanks for that. Where there is a negative (my bilge No.9) , there is a positive (your email : )
However , I have already placed an elongated waffle on the same subject today Tuesday.

Regards. T

PS : As Confuscius once said "Fuck now , that the season of fucking is yours , and not your inheritors" : )

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Add : Re my Blog 9 : Could not give friend an earful on financial crisis yesterday , as promised in 9 below.

Discovered my telephone was non functional , and still is. Only use cellphone/mobile in Phils. So that person who was to get an earful , doesnt know how lucky he was. It would have been all doom and gloom. Although he is in same position as me , only a small amount of cash in banks to worry about , no 'stocks' , shares whatever. Pays to be poor. And to be poor you have to be dumb. And I am unashamedly both : )

Add Add : Security alarm still not fixed. I am getting a bit testy with Sponsor who says this morning , I can just 'let siren go'. Yeh 2am , 4am in morning etc. Had a crack at him about that. Like the freeloaders who come to this website , who the hell does he think I am .... a doormat ?

I have decided he is not going to be my Sponsor forever. Plans are afoot for self sponsorship. But then , old man procastination kicks in , so I'll be making no moves right now.

Stay tuned for dysfunctional : World economies , Alarm System , Telephone Handset , and dysfunctional Thommo : )

9. Tuesday 7th October ...... Killing Time

Financial Crisis and its Repurcussions .....

I told ya's to "jump suckers jump" in Bilge 6 below , but no one jumped.

Well , the security alarm went off five times last night : 10.45pm ; 1.45am ; 2.30am ; 4am and finally (I hope) 4.30am. Each time I have to get out of bed , check to see why alarm went off , receive a call from the security company , re-set alarm and get back to bed again.

Under such circumstances I can not go back to sleep , so listened to the radio and news from various countries around the world , throughout the night. It's now 6.20am , and I can tell you fella's , panic is starting to set in. Including within me : ) Not that I have much (cash) to lose , but whatever it is , you dont like to lose all (the cash) you've got , especially when there is hot pussy just waiting to take it (Philippines/Thailand).

Depression , yeh , its possible. Fake economies , fake purchases on credit cards , and fake fix in USA. Sorry , we've got to get back to the basics , ie , work , get the cash first , buy second = slow down in economies and thus wealth creation yes , but a real life , real prosperity. So everything and everyone (except me : ) have to crash and start all over again (?).

Fact is , whatever happens , the world will get back to where it was , ie , fake , fake , fake. This fake approach does bring wealth , even if its only short time for some. For many though , its long term. They make say 5 mil , lose , 4 mil , have 1 mil. Start off again , repeat , repeat , edging their wealth up all the time. Ones gotta be adventerous to prosper under this new world order. As soon as people stop taking risks and lose their confidence , there is no hope at all.

We need a compromise between what has been going on (too much risk taking) and what has to go on (semi regulated risk taking). How do I know ? Cause I am an expert on everything : ) No , got nothing better to do , before 8.45am when I open up my Sponors business , so gotta talk about something , dont I. Remember my Vitamin E advice and what happened to that ?

Which reminds me , I am still taking Vitamin E 500mg per day , and yes will increase doseage when getting close to my next trip overseas (in my next life/life hereafter ? ie 'financial crisis'). Certain risks must be taken , especially when its for a good cause , viz fucking LBM's , Little Brown Bombers , aka , LBFM's (Little Brown Fucking Machines). So , I will take the risk of Vitamin E , didnt kill me all those years ago , don't think it will now : )

I'm wondering , is my next trip in jeopardy ? Will be , if one of the three banks I have some cash in crashes before early December. Its then that I can get my money out of that bank , which is reportedly most exposed to current world crisis.

Love my doom 'n gloom , love it. My guess is , this current financial crisis hasnt even got started. The storm is approaching but it hasn't hit us yet. The wind has picked up , there is thunder in the distance and an indication of lightning , but the storm has not yet arrived.

Batten down the hatches boys , we are in for a rough ride.

Time for well healed (cashed up) lads to strike whilst the iron is hot. That is , head for Philippines or Thailand and take advantage of the meltdown in those banana republics. I am not well healed but can live on the smell of an oily rag , if need be. Doing something like that for about five years or more now. Heard overnight on the radio , this lady saying she lived on one english pound per day for a year whilst she saved for an upcoming wedding. Now wedding is over , she is living on five english pounds a day. Can be done , and isnt necessarily all that bad , there are some positive sides to such moves , eg weight loss : )

Yeh , I can live on small amounts of money. Maybe during this current crisis , my Sponsor goes broke too ? and thus releases me from my 'nightwatch' , and thus I head for Philippines with my small nest egg , rent a rat infested filipino style room , and voyeurise for 2/3 years until world economies pick up again ? Make for nice Diaries , I tell ya : ) For sure I would have to call diary : "The Great Escape" (Copyright Pending). No money for pussy though. Oldies need money for pussy , young hunks , not so much. So I would suffer , seeing all that meat and not being able to taste it.

My next trip is in jeopardy , that's for sure. If we have an extremely bad melt down it might pay to be in Philippines full time. On the other hand , if modest affect on me and my financial situation , then it will pay to keep my 'job' (nightwatch) and cosy arrangement with Sponsor and continue to "jet in , jet out" (Philippines).

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We have one brave soul (whorist.com reader) , wont mention his name , who is about to resign from his job in a few days , and head off to the Philippines for an extended stay. Recommended under current financial crisis ? No , I would not do it , although had my best one year trip around the world in 1986 , unawares there was a crash to happen in 1987.

Remember , for every down , there is an up. What goes down must come up.

Down , down , we go now , up up we go later.

Once again its a case of patience .... be patient , wait for the upturn , in meantime , batten down the hatches.

Can 71yr olds like me , delay , just because of a crisis ? Its a gamble for oldies to delay.

Fortunately , life is a gamble , otherwise it would be dull.

Let's roll the dice , and see what happens ?

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Still got some time to go , before opening Sponsors biz , gonna call up someone and give them an earful on the 'crisis' etc.

Killing time. Such a shame for anyone to do that (killing time) , but I have been doing it most of my life !

8. Saturday 4th October ...... Sir Phol seriously Ill (Vitamin E)

Note : Bilge 7 below today too.

Bilge 8 :

Dear Mr Whorist-Thommo

Our client, Sir Phol Rowley-Burkin V.C, who is lying seriously ill in Guys Hospital Toxicology department, has instructed us to start legal proceedings against you.
He claims your website has encouraged him to overdose on Vitamin E.

Having checked your site you do appear to have given medical advice. Do you actually hold a medical qualification ? Whilst most of your advice is dedicated to whorist activities, I suggest you cease and desist your medical advice.

Yours sincerely,

Mr Grimsdale
Farrer & Co
66 Lincoln's Inn Fields
London
WC2A 3LH

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Reply :

Dear Mr Grimsdale

Please be advised , to settle the matter , we have deposited 2 million to your personal account.

We wish Sir Phol V.D (Venereal Disease) a speedy recovery.

7. Saturday 4th October ...... Thailand ....... Jay

To Sir Thommo

Well first props to you old son , after hearing wbout your latest tour put me back in the back seat. Funnily the day after you left to Phils. I left for the sunny hill of Bangkok, I last posted something with you in the first week of janurary this year i think you called it "Jay Jay & His Experiences" it was about me and my big mate steve. Anywhoo, as i was saying i left the daya after you and thought i would do it this time solo. So here goes, landing at the suvarnabahmi or something like that, paid my 500bht for a cab couldnt be fucked to haggle with the bastards as i cought the red eye from the east coast of Oz and didnt really give a stuff. Got to the CK Guest House which by way was fantastic, in the sathorn distruct which is primarily the business district, well it is for me :)....The place was fantastic no extra person charge none of that shit it was like an apartment and i paid about 30 dollars australian per night, clean room massive fucken bathroom balcony, really a good look in if you are keen.

So i got there on the saturday didnt do fuck all got some chicken feed bag and copped it sweet and went to bed. the following night sunday i thought it mights as well be a fuck night but during the day i met a tuk tuk driver who sorted me out and took me where i wanted to go. that night he said he couldnt pick me up to take me to cowboy that night i said well WTF. he said i can have my brother pick you up that night , so i said ok no worries make sure he is here at 6pm...anywau i walked downstairs about 15 mins early , and sure enough he was there waiting for me. i wont say his name though he is a pimp of some sorts and can hook you up, he funnily enough helped me with some sort of business aqusitions in the field that i do. Men in bangkok have many friends as you know so he had some family friend who had the hook up anyway. If Sir thommo you post this well then let the people know that they can contact me on jah_brautigam@hotmail.com for the details.

So my newly bangkokian friend picked me up and said what are you after i said girl about 20 - 25 light skin he said ok no prolem (notice there is no B after the letter O) so we go to the German bier bar Bier OTTo , the beer is fantastic, as a lover of german Beer and also my heritage is some what, i oblige to a couple of half liters for me and Mr N, afterwards he talks about his girl he has for me, lets call her Ms B, the same name that he calls her in front of me. So she turns up holy fucken shit i nearly blew my load right there and then, i automaticly love this bloke,he is going to be my hook up. So that was sunday the following day i pay her 3000BHT FOR THE NIGHT and give her about 200 bht for taxi , Now before i gave her the money the night before i discused with mr n the price for the girl and he started at 4000 i started at 2000 so we ended up at 3000bht so i figured it out like this ..... if you meet some girl in the NEP or Cowboy you are up for 2500 bht for the girl not to mention the 600 bht bar fine then the lady drinks so you are up for 5000 bht for the girls drink and about 3 drinks for yourself , if i was you get yourself a pimp which is what i did which is similiar to what Our Great Sir thommo does he just does it with experience and style. But the diference is that the girls that i got were not the everyday hoe, they met with the falang if he was happy with it he thought they would not fuck him up which is the way i figured it out.

From the information i picked up from around the traps the Taiwanese and the Japs are fucken it up for us Falangs Meaning White men. So what do you do fuck some normal hoe who has had a couple hundred dick up her or some chicks who has had only a few, i dont know about you but i would takethe chick a with a few, i prefer a chick with a tight pussy as opposed to one who is like fucking a cup of water. So after the first night with ms b she says to me call me do not call mr n because he takes most of the money , i already knew what was going on here so i thought next time i wil get smart, (again i have to give props to you Sir thommo you are the bigest playa going round i have learned all my wisdom from you i think most of the people owe royalties to you, what do you think????) so i ring ms b the next and pay her the same amount and the rest of the week when i was there i went through 6 of mr n's girls and had a great time, Though the last one who had great set of tits who had preety good english, i proposed to her that i had a few good friends who would like to have the company of a girl from time to time, would she like to be my pimp in other words , i proposed to her that if she could get the girls she would get 500 bht for the hook up i would pocket 1500 and the girl would get a 1000bht, she said ok no problem all sweet , so now i am in the progress of getting my tesol and will go teach over there, be a sort of pimp and go between .....

So sir thommo i know as you have been saying that you were thinking about passing on the website. Well i would be honoured to take on the challenge if you would give it to me, but the only request that i have is to meet you in Bangkok sometimes and discuss certain things about the website if you agree.

Signing off your friend

Jay ...

Comment : Website stays with me till the day I die. No "passing off". Regards. T

6. Tuesday 30th September .... Pussy on Credit

Note : There was a comment on Sunday , No. 5 below.

No.6 :

Jump suckers jump : )

Financial crisis.

Cash buyers like me have little to worry , other than the cash in Fixed Term Deposits with Banks.

The bank most exposed to current instability has a reasonable amount of my (fixed term) cash. Can not get it out until early December. Will the bank crash before then ? No government guarantess re deposits , in my case.

Where do I put money when/if I can get it out ? Under the carpet ?

Banks often asked me to increase my credit line. Never accepted their offers. Lots of guys did , and lots are going to have a hard time surviving without credit , this point on. Getting things on credit became a way of life for them. Even whore tours to Philippines/Thailand were fuelled by credit cards.

Sex on the credit card , thats a funny one. Funny for me anyway.

I'm old fashioned. When I started out in life I went for credit. Got burnt , then decided : "Get cash first , buy second". That will stand me in good stead during these uncertain times. Only problem , the cash I have got might erode away (inflation).

Stay at home fella's , weather the storm , then venture out (to Thailand/Philippines).

Health first , then money , then sex.

Masturbation , yeh , yeh , yeh : )

5. Sunday 28th September ... Pot Pourri

Borat is Back

It has been revealed , at a Milan Fashion Show , that fashionista Bruno , is in fact Borat , ie the comic , Sacha Cohen.

Cohen in his character as an Austrian fashionista , was filming his latest mockumentary at the Milan show , entitled ... "Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male".

Personally , I think the best thing about Borat is the title of his movies. The movies themselves only amuse me for 15/20 mins. But I like the idea that he is politically incorrect. Too much robot behaviour nowadays. Girls do not respond to robot behaviour. Be different (in a nice way) and your (spiders) web of deception will fill to abundance : )

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You've got to admire the Rocket Man. The guy with jet propelled wings , who crossed the Channel recently.

Actually I prefer 'Bird Man' for his title. But of course he had better hide his identity best as pos. He's a regular pilot by day. Wouldnt do for the passengers to know before lift off the chief pilot is 'Bird Man'. Nice tease at end of journey ... "Hi , I am the bird man , hope you fly with Swiss Int Airlines again , in the near future".

In the future , no need to worry about hot meters in the taxi's. Just don the wings , then up and away.

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Death from Vitamin E ? !

Google search , very first website I came across :

"Researchers at Johns Hopkins report that use of high dose vitamin E supplements , in excess of 400 IU (international units) , is associated with a higher overall risk of dying. These results should be of concern to the millions of Americans who take vitamin E supplements for perceived health benefits"

Whoa , Daddy , I dont want to die yet , just want a roaring fat , lots of spunk , and a youthful feeling ! Done it before when I was young (and before the research) , why can't I do it now ?

Caution fella's. Supplements are by their nature potentially dangerous. Looks like you'd better forget my previous suggestion to take Vitamin E : )

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Joke ( I hope ) :

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out what the future holds for him. "Aha" , says the fortune teller , looking into her crystal ball , "you are going to meet a beautiful young human girl who will want to know all about you". "Fantastic" croaks the frog , "where will I meet her , at a party " ?

"No" , says the the fortune teller , "in a biology class"

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See there are a lot of cartoons lately about guys jumping off the 15th story building (Financial Crisis).

Reminds me of a stranger on the Internet asking me recently "where are you now". I said : "On a 15th story window ledge , about to jump". He said "Dont jump". I replied "Too late. Big fat white wife got the lot".

Then couple of days later and he says : "Whats your income , and your assets. Whats your address. I want to know these things before we meet".

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Did not bother to reply : )

4. Friday 19th September ....... Youth Pill

Have any of you tried Vitamin E ?

Without going into a long winded explanation , it just so happens that I need to take a 500mg Vit E capsule each and every day , starting about two weeks ago.

One of the side effects is , you get to feel randy. Also more 'energetic' , and the amount of spunk produced also goes up.

Doctor mother of Diane Cilento (Movie star/let) , one of Saun Connery's (James Bond) wives , was a great proponent of Vitamin E and called it the youth pill. Well it certainly is.

I remember in the old days when I was young and going to and fro Philippines , took Vitamin E to make sure I could fuck as many girls that presented themselves and most importantly , not run out of spunk. However , one of the unfortunate side effects is the spunk becomes more potent , and thus your more liable to make girls pregnant. This was in the pre Aids takes when I was riding bare back all the time. Every single time , bare back.

And yes , I had a 2 min poke with a girl , never saw her again , until she gave birth with a kid by me. I blame Vitamin E for that (potency).

Why am I telling you all this ? Well , honestly , if you took say 500mg per day two weeks before going to Phils/Thailand , then ratcheted it up to two 500mgs , then three 500mgs per day , just before arriving , and maintain 1,500/2000mgs per day whilst overseas I am quite sure you would find randiness , erections and spunk a plenty. You should never run out of spunk once your on Vitamin E.

A german friend who had the problem of running out of spunk , ie going dry , when in Phils , tried my theory and it worked for him (and me). So you might like to consider it.

Better than Viagra/Cialis. Like cigarettes , years down the track they might find V/C causes this that. Some folks say guys get to the stage where they can not get an erection without V/C. Its most probably psychological , but still , no erection. And there is the heart risk with that stuff too etc.

Cause I am required to take Vitamin E for other reasons right now , I have been reminded of its potential in the sex arena. For sure I will build up my Vitamin E intake before next trip and maintain intake during stay overseas. For me it is the youth pill. Maybe will not have the same effect on you , but no harm trying.

In the meantime , most of my health issues (Item.3. below) have resolved themselves.

Only thing now , global meltdown , where is it going to lead to ? I see my airfare has jumped 33% since I have returned. What else is going to go up ? Will the airline be there when I need it etc ? The times are a changin'. And I am getting younger every day (Vitamin E).

DISCLAIMER : Oh , read few days later on google , dosages over 500mg per day can kill !! See Blog 5 above for an update.

3. Saturday 13th September ......... Last Trip - Escape 3 - Turned Sour

My Escape-3 trip and Diary sounded all rosey , well it was , but when I returned home things turned sour.

First I find herpes on my dick. Who was responsible for that ? One of the casual visitors I suspect. Did I pass it on ? Don't know. Hate to think someone like Eyes got it from me. No signs of it until I was back home , so maybe one of the last girls.

Secondly I scored staphylococcus on my left wrist. This can be life threatening. It took three different doctors , seven trips , some hundreds of dollars , pain , lancing , three different antibiotics and some time before it came under control. Doctor said the particular strain I had is transmitted skin to skin. Lady in cell phone shop (baby assassin) tapped me precisely where the staph erupted (puss , blood , huge swelling , pain etc).

Suspect she passed it on to me. Noticed it on day I returned home. She most prob was unware she had it. Maybe became aware around same time as I did. Maybe it wasnt her at all , but precisely where she tapped me , the staph erupted. So she is number one suspect. Did I pass it on to one of the girls ?

Next , I got a stubborn cold , maybe from germs ex plane. Followed by severe aching in left eye again. This happened on return home from Escape-2 trip also. Still working on the eye. Doing a process of elimination , to find out the cause. Does not happen whilst in Phils , happens almost immediately on return !

Then cold sore/herpes on top lip , emanating from sneezing (cold).

Finally , an itchy arse. This has been going on for some time now. Research on internet indicates it may have come from herpes on the dick. Might have wiped herpes dick , then wiped arse = transferred herpes to arse ? Unlikely , but internet said to keep ass dry. I was putting Vaseline on it , wrong says internet , so I stopped putting that on it. Itchiness is finally fading , think that problem is in the past now. Hope it does not keep recurring like herpes can !

So there you go , what to do ? Stay at home healthy , or go to Philippines and return with five separate health issues ? Whilst being treated for staph , doctor told me my immune system is shot from all the radiotherapy I have had. Twenty heavy sessions for prostate cancer two years or more ago , then twenty not so heavy (I presume) sessions for cancer on nose = immune system shot , so doctor says.

Its not all beer and skittles .... whoring. Worth it ? Well , stay home and be healthy and bored shitless or go to Phils , excitement , but with a sting/itchiness in the tail ? Sad to say , but I prefer the latter.

End result of all this ? Decided to cut down on number of Phil partners future trips , and never ever fuck again without a condom !

So future Diaries will be even less sexy , so be it.

Health first , then money , then sex : )

Philippines is health risky. Always knew it , now older , must respect that fact more. Thailand less health risky , but less sexy too : )

Take care , when your out there.

Signed ..... older wiser Thommo

2. Thursday 11th September ..............High Fibre Diet and Carburettors ................T

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that ? '

Comment : I suggest she launches into a high fibre diet , to make sure her carburettor works smoothly : )

1. Thursday 11th September ..............Foot in Mouth .......................Anon

"Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time , because then you won't have a leg to stand on"

Yes 'Blogs' Sept 11th onwards Direct from the Bilge Pump ... where else : )