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38. Thursday 14th August ....... Daily Diary
Friday 1am gmt will be the first page of "Escape-3" diary , live daily from Philippines.
Sorry , I said Thursday , mistake , am in Swingapore Airport right now , will be in Philippines this afternoon , Thurs , and start placing diary online 1am gmt Friday and then every day after that.
Look for "Escape-3" link on NEW Index , Friday 15th (1am gmt).
No other new entries on this particular page , this point on.
37. Sunday 10th August ...... Escape-3 in three days Time
Three more days to go , and I will be in the Philippines. Think I will try a new town this time ... Tomville : )
Have a bigger budget now , spoils of my recent work experience.
With bigger budget , will be able to afford better class girls. They will not be better class because of their price , they will be better class , because they are better class , which means , pretty and far removed from the hooker industry. Different attitude , low mileage (pussy) and fear of the unknown .... Gringo's big prick : )
Gotta give them more than the going rate , to get them over that hurdle , humpin with a foreigner stranger for money , ie , prostitution.
Fasten your seat belts and come along for possibly the best ride in years.
Thursday 14th my live daily diary begins.
36. Wednesday 6th August ... New Expression
You know , the girls think of us as ATM's ..... an endless supply of money.
Well , I think of the Phil girls (not Thai girls) as and endless supply of honey , and consequently call them AFM's ..... Automatic Fucking Machines.
Copyright Pending.
Thursday week , 14th August , I am in the Philippines and reporting daily in this NEW section (Escape-3)
35. Tuesday 5th August .... Escape-3
My work project (Blog 34 below) finished earlier than expected.
Now my mind and time is on next trip ... Escape-3 .... in a few days time. Daily Diary re that , will be online , live from Phils soon.
Between now and then , some waffle/blogs on this page.
34. Saturday 12th July ..... Call back 7th August
Think I explained previously , July to Mid August I am going to work. Good hourly rate , and same work available 2/3 times a year. Will organise my trips around this work.
Consequently I will not be paying attention to this website now to 7th August . Website will be not be active during that period.
Immediately after completing work , I am off to the Philippines and then action on this page.
Schedule :
Now to 6th August , nothing added to this page or website. Focused on job ($)
7th August Blog/s this page.
14th August onwards diary (Escape-3) , direct from the Philippines. Every day , daily.
33. Saturday 12th July ..... Joke
A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood to seek her fortune. At her first power cocktail party she goes to the host and asks him: "Who's the most powerful man in the room?"
"That would be Bob, over there ," he says.
The young woman walks over to Bob and says, "Excuse me, Bob, would you mind stepping back behind the curtains ? I'd like to talk to you." Bob and the girl step behind the curtains and she then says,
"Bob... I'm gonna unzip your fly, take your dick out , and give you the best blowjob ever ...!"
Bob smiles wrily and says, "Well, okay. But what's in it for me?"
Comment : Well , if she came to me , I would tell her I am the most powerful in the room. Wouldn't you ? : )
32. Sunday 6th July .... Bicycles , Cialis/Viagra , Appearances , Happiness , Watermelons and More !
"A design student has developed a cardboard bicycle which he says could sell for as little as £15.
Phil Bridge, 21, of Stockport, believes his "ultimate green machine" will be cheap enough for almost anybody to buy while also deterring thieves.
The frame, made out of cardboard normally used in industrial packaging, could be produced for as little as £3.
Once the wheels and chain had been added the total price might rise to only £15, reports the Daily Telegraph.
Mr Bridge, who is studying at Sheffield Hallam University, said: "I started by looking at the reasons why people don't use bikes as a mode of transport, and one of the primary reasons I came up with was the initial investment in a bike.
"A typical round town bike can cost several hundred pounds, and that's a large investment for people who aren't sure whether they will use it. The idea of cardboard is to completely devalue the bike".
He went on: "The cardboard for the frame is the material used in industrial packaging. It's very strong and it has a honeycomb core. It's mainly used in partition walling and packaging.
"The prototype does work but it is still quite limited and there are a few problems".
Mr Bridge claims his bike is strong enough to support a rider, so long as he or she weighs under 12 stone. And he insists it won't go soggy in the rain".
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Comment :
As you folks know , bicycles are dear to my heart and central to my fucking.
Being over 70yrs old now , I need to exercise , eat good food , stay away from stress (not hard to do when I don't work , lol). Yeh , need to do that to be able to keep it up.
Yes , my whole lifestyle is geared towards sex. The only reason I am doing all those things , plus many more is to get and keep an erection.
Not really , I am doing things to look good too , attract the fish. You know about my efforts re clothes. Last trip I bought about 6/10 t. shirts (forget) , when I already have umpteen fresh stylish t.shirts , most unused. The new ones will give me new colour choices. Yes , there is a specific colour that enhances my eyes and thus attracts the fish , but I get tired of wearing the same colour all the time , so last trip purchased new colours which suit me too.
Let's get back to the dick. I truly believe that my dick arises on command , at 70 plus years of age , because of all my health efforts. I have never used , and hopefully will never use , viagra , ciallis or whatever. But maybe later on pride will require me to use it , that is , maybe further on down the track , I will find difficulty in getting it up , and then resort to ciallis , whatever. Doubt that will ever happen , as I believe in 'natural'. If a girl can not excite me enough then I do not fuck her , and I do not give her money. But of course I do give her "appearance money" , say P200 , ever mindful that she has to eat.
I could talk more about the dick , but we will move on to the eyes.
Eyes .... yes , had eye probs last trip , had to see opthalmologist etc on return. Seems I suffer from 'dry eye' (all that perving ? : ) Instructions on daily care , gave me an out. It said "follow instructions as required". After 3 or more months of following to letter have now lapsed , and only do about one third of necessaries for eye maintenance , ie , "as required" : )
So I might fall foul again , next trip , dont know. Can not take all the necessary maintenance gear with me. Will not do maintenance work whatsoever whilst overseas , cross my fingers and see what happens. In other ways I look after my yes , eg eat carrots on a regular basis , lol.
Face ... yes well I look younger than my years. Always been the case. Think its because I have lead a foot loose and fancy free life , having never married. That is the main reason , plus took an interest in health from around 18yrs of age, avoiding baddies around then. My interest in diet , exercise , stress free lifestyle , has increased as the years go on. So my face has been preserved somewhat , except for the damn turkey neck which costs too much to remove (plastic surgery). Fortunately the girls do not get past my lovely eyes : ). Lads , if you have been blessed with blackish eyes , there is always those fake coloured plastic eye contacts : ). If you ain't got special eyes , then maybe you have got a special dick you could hang outside your trousers ?
Alternatively , there is always money : )
My nose .... yes , not a bad nose , rather pointed. Flip girls like pointed noses.
My ears ..... average size , not oversized.
Mouth .... easy to smile , that is a big help. Told you before , if you cant smile , stay home : )
Hair .... Now here is a problem area. Fear within 5yrs I will be bald. Still taking that propecia which slows down the balding process and supposedly reduces one ardour for sex. Has happened to me , but think I was born with so much ardour , a tonne of propecia would not even stop me , lol.
Height ..... tall and handsome of course. Not giving you too much detail , or you will have a profile of me , and recognise me at a bar , wherever. Then I would have to drink copious amounts of the free beer you buy me ?
Weight .... Making progress with that. But going on my bicycle efforts , healthy diet , think you have some idea. Certainly do not threaten the girls with a giant stomach , ie , don’t squash them : )
Mental state ..... Yeh , well thats another worry. The fact that my sister tells me on the phone that other brother is going mental , and then other brother rings me and says sister is going mental , doesn't help : )
There is an old saying , the happiest man in the village is the Village Idiot. Well , I always like being happy , so there is always hope : )
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Now , about this cardboard bicycle ....
I do not believe , as stated in article above , the average bicycle in UK costs a few hundred pounds. Mine is an average bicycle and it cost only two hundred pounds. Few hundred is like '5/6 hundred' in my mind. As you know , I bought two bicycles not that long ago , one as backup. Hate waking up in the morning to find I have to fix a puncture before riding. Could have bought only a spare wheel then couldnt I ? Yeh , well just thought of that , too . Bit late now : )
If only I had a brain. Truly , just realised , could have got away with buying a spare wheel. Soos ! But then I really did like the colour and design of this particular bike. Thought to myself , "they are always changing models , if I wait 2/3yrs this one will no longer be available , buy two now". Plus the colour ... "flat black". Never seen a flat black bike before , I like flat black. So , there's my excuse for buying two. Obviously I am confident of living long enough to use the both of them.
Two of everything ? I have got : 1. two identical watches , plus a third new one bought on last trip unused = 2 unused watches 2. four identical shoes , three never used since bought 3/4yrs ago 3.four identical colour t. shirts x 3 times over (different shades) , most unused , some six years old : ) 4. six identical pairs of groovy hip trousers , three yet to be used 5. two identical camera's , but dif models , both used 6. twelve/fifteen identical pairs of sox (unused , on standby) 7. twelve/fifteen identical unused pairs of underpants on standby 8. about twenty/thirty other brand new unused t.shirts , on standby , some six years old 8. On and on , the list goes. I’m like a squirrel : )
Add to that , talking to myself , has increased in recent years. Unable to sleep properly nowadays. Smiling a lot.
The profile of a Village Idiot ? Hope so , cause I like being happy.
What percentage of the time are you happy ? Myself , I would say I am 90% of the time happy , and when unhappy , I try and get myself busy , eg clean the house up , do something physical.
The answer to mental unhappiness , for me , is physical activity , movement, doing something. Fortunately my mental unhappiness is not deep seated , like my brothers. He takes prozac. Reason ? Got married : ) Mine is very light dissatisfaction , and very brief. Lucky in that way.
Well , as you realise I am a reading , writing , talking machine. Could go on forever. But even I get sick of reading , writing , talking about myself , at times. That's the reason there are big blank spaces on this NEW page. Days , sometimes weeks when I am unable to put anything on this website.
After six years of raving on , I get tired of writing and then reading my stuff all the time. Have to read it to correct the typo's etc. But once that's done never ever read again. Cause if I do , I hit the delete button and erase it.
At time of writing , reckon my stuff is ok , but with the passage of time , reckon its Waffle. Perhaps you reckon its waffle right now : ) The only reason I keep going is cause 45/50,000 people per month come to the website. Ninety percent most probably to see , if I have stopped talking or if I am dead : )
To save me the agony of writing about myself , pushbikes etc , how about doing me a favour and writing in and telling me , how tall , young looking , successful/unsuccessful etc YOU are ? Talk/write about anything. How many pairs of socks have you got ?
Time up , gotta do some work. Nice talking to ya !
WATERMELON = VIAGRA !
Newspaper today ... "Mother nature may have an answer for men ...... a slice of watermelon has effects similar to the impotence drug Viagra.
Watermelon contains an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra scientists in Texis said".
Penelope Perkins-Veazie , a researcher , said one would need to eat about six cups of watermelon......"
Comment :
Well honey , you need more than six cups of watermelon. I recall , on particularly hot days eating more than six cups , and my dick did not rise.
Even so , next trip to Phils (Esc3) I might have some sliced watermelon , at the ready , on a side table next to my bed , just in case : )
WAFFLE
The above text qualifies as Waffle. I would give it a 6 , cause it exposes the writers inner personal demons etc. Without that personal touch , it's a 4.
Send in your ratings today. Better still , send in your Waffle today.
31. Friday 4th July .... Email from IB
Hello :
I've been reading your Hobby Site with great interest. Actually, it's mostly funny as it reminds me of some of my misadventures.
I've never been to Cebu, but other guys told me its nice there.
Now I'm too old for the fast lane of Angeles City anymore, so I think I would prefer the slower scene in Cebu. Also, I prefer finding "real Filipinas" as opposed to go-go girls or professional freelancers.
Anyways, please keep up the great public service you provide.
Island Bum
Reply :
Thanks for the feedback. You will truly be an Island Bum in Cebu as it is an Island.
Getting non p4p is extremely feasible. What's needed is 1. Some self confidence 2. Attention to appearances (nice fresh looking clothes , fresh looking face , recently shaved showered 3. Ability to smile (like a politician , but holding of babies not necessary : ) 4. Cheek , just to say "Hi" , and balls to accept knockbacks : )
Much easier and more fun if you have a Contact. A girl who you like and likes you. Someone you do not want to fuck , and who needs your money. Socialise with her , meals , etc , and everywhere you go , you point out nice ones that you'd like. She should tell you if feasible or not , she will know. If feasible "Go get her girl" : )
If she tried for a day and failed , give her P200 (she has to eat , and needs encouragement). If she tried and succeeded give her P500. It's worth U$10 to get girls you would have little hope of getting on your own. Try and make it a friendship thing , and buy little things and do little things you would do for a friend , otherwise she will start thinking you regard her only as a pimp. If the pimp mentality kicks in , the harvest will not be so great : )
At the same time , remain firm but fair. If the gal just can't do it , dump her and try another one.
And , there is no harm in trying it solo either. You might have more success than you think.
Myself , cheeky as I am , the problem is , I am impatient for success , and lazy by nature , plus don't want to make my holidays a chore , hence I recruit 'Contacts'.
I am both patient and impatient. When impatient , I lose : ) For sure , now that I am no longer in my 20's/40's , the best merchandise over the years has come via 'Contacts'. Nine out of ten times , better results via an intermediary. Once the intermediary delivers the cargo to my room , its too late for the pretty young thing. She sees someone who could be her great grandfather , but she is too close to the money , and thus succumbs : )
Enjoy the Hunt ..... T
30. Saturday 28th June
I was quite innocently reading an article in the newspaper about "Tunnelers of Gaza".
These guys go about 11mtrs down , then 800mtrs along , bridging Gaza with Egypt.
Surprisingly , the tunnels cost about $75,000 and take 3 months to build. All manner of items are smuggled from Egypt to Gaza , including petrol , dangerous as it is. Some have died smuggling petrol through the tunnel.
One of the tunnelers told the reporter ," last week we smuggled from Egypt to Gaza" , unusal cargo , "a Russian lady for a wealthy Palestinian".
Smuggling hookers through the tunnel ! ? Amazing , wonders never cease.
Amidst all that Palestinian/Israeli chaos , sex prevails : )
29. Wednesday 25th June ..... Students harrass Builders
Excerpt from Newspaper :
"A further education college has banned its female students from wolf-whistling at builders.
Girls at West Kent College have been advised that whistling constitutes harassment and is unacceptable.
Officials sent an email to all pupils warning that the behaviour was "totally unacceptable", and saying any students caught harassing contractors would face disciplinary action. The email was sent after a demolition team started work on a £94 million, three-year building project at the campus.
The email read: "It has come to the attention of the college that some female students have been making comments to, or whistling at, the builders both whilst on site and as they walk around the campus. "Although we are sure no offence is meant, this constitutes harassment and is wholly unacceptable. "We have asked the contractors' representative to pass on all instances of harassment to the college and we will take appropriate action which may include disciplinary action."
A spokeswoman for the contractors, Galliford Try, said: "We have no registered complaints on this issue. However we do not condone inappropriate behaviour from any parties on our sites."
Comment : Well , during my lifetime it was always building construction workers harrassing passing women , including students. Now the reverse is happening.
Is this a by-product of the feminitza's and the feminist movement ? Viz , first feminists campaign against harrassment of women. This rebounds to women being accused of harrassing men ?
Sorry feminitza's what your trying to do is unnatural. And will always bounce back in your face. It's natural , that men are the dominant force. Get used to it : )
28. Monday 23rd June ..... Facts ...... Sir Thommo
Well , I had a little story to tell ... "Facts or Fux" , but I have forgotten it. Early stages of Alzheimers ?
Wouldn't it be terrible to fuck all those girls , do all those things and not know about it ? : ) I'll need someone to direct me to this website to find out.
Anyway , I remember that I am going on Escape-3 soon , aint I ?
Well , not really. I have had a job offer , very good hourly rate , mid July to Mid August , so I will do that job , grab some moolah , and then hop on plane to Phils later on , and give it all to the hungry ladies.
Job is easy , exploits my natural talents (not fucking , I can assure you : ) and pays well. Apparently I am going to be offered this kind of work , on and off from now on. Good. This means my trips will be planned around my availability after such work.
So Escape 3 will take place after I finish making moolah , around mid August. Think I will make it 'live' too , day by day. More exciting that way.
Knocked the following up , yesterday. Someone might like to read it :
"Escape - 3 .... d' Rice Daddy strikes" !
Yeh , think I will place a 1kg bag of rice on my perv table , along with the 'vacancy' sign of course.
Two prong attack. Those looking for a job (blow job of course) and those looking for cheap rice.
Should increase my strike rate.
When I get a chick at my table , will take a pic , place on website , and tell you which she fell for , the sign or the rice.
Should be fun.
Guys who know me , and across table from me (cul-de-sac) will be whispering ... "See Ol' Thommo over there , he's lost the plot. Puts a 1kg bag of rice on the table to attract chicks. Sad seeing him deteriorate like that"
And then when I score , I will whisper to chick sitting at my table ... "See those piss pots over there , they've lost the plot. Drink grog instead of shaggin" : )
Have you ever had an Asian ask you "Do you eat rice" ? Brings back old memories of a joke I have placed online before. Will not repeat again here , but If girl on sighting my bag of rice , sits down and says "Do you eat rice" , I will smile and think of that old joke. And will be tempted to say to her .... "no , I eat pussy".
When I was young and foolish I ate pussy in Philippines , but not in Thailand (they dont like it).
But came across a guy in the Phils who had a herpes infected face. He told me , he had eaten the wrong pussy. Soos !
End of pussy eating for me. Nowadays , leave that to the Muff Divers : )
Well , I started out talking about rice and ended up talking about herpes.
Pays to have an imagination : )
PS : Rice Daddy , Vacancy Sign , and 1kg bag of rice on S&F (perv) Table are 'Patent Pending'. Use at your peril : )
27. Saturday 21st June ..... Prison is Better
In the newspapers :
"An Italian crook begged to go back to jail after telling wardens life behind bars was better than living with his wife again.
Prison bosses had freed Luigi Folliero, 45, to serve the second year of his two-year sentence for theft under house arrest.
But after just two days at home he fled back to Ponte San Leonardo jail, near Naples, and pleaded to go back in his old cell because he could not stand being at home with his wife.
He told wardens: "She never stops moaning and nagging."
Comment :
Yes , he can not escape the house , "house arrest". This is a warning to you gullible lot. Do not get married , prison is better.
26. Friday 20th June ..... Insults Traded ...... Sir Phol and Thommo
Sir Phol :
"Thommo,
Again, it would seem, you have been overlooked by her Majesty in the Birthday honours list !
In total, 959 people have been recommended to the Prime Minister for an award by the Specialist Honours Committees: 87% are at OBE and MBE level.
Of these people at MBE and OBE level, some 76% were involved in charitable or voluntary work, or undertaking extra – curricular activities linked to or in addition to their professions.
I mean come on Thommo that’s described you exactly !
There are 393 successful women candidates in this list, including 10 Dames, 15 CBEs and 2 CBs. This represents 41% of the total, a record high.
Ok then Thommo I've got a plan, next time you are in Thailand, book yourself in and get the old fella chopped off.
The number of successful candidates from minority communities is 8.2%, up from 6% in the last list;
Are you an Aborigine by any chance ?
7.3% of the candidates indicated that they were disabled under the Disability Discrimination Act.
Ahh now we might be onto something here – Hard of hearing ? Teeth falling out ? Unable to keep it up when presented with a fresh 19 year old ?
Fondest Regards,
Sir Phol".
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Sir Thommo :
Yes , "extra curricular" , fits me fine. The problem with my life , too much time spent on 'extra curricular' , instead of concentrating on the main game , piling up money for retirement , sob sob.
"Get old fella chopped off". I needed to do that when I was young and full of testosterone. Would have saved me lots of money , the clap , and frustration : ) Nowadays its shrunk so much , there's nothing much there to chop off : )
"Are you an aborigine by any chance" ? You've blown my cover. What am I going to do now. Play the didgeridoo ? Yeh , fella’s get your dictionary out and work that one out (didgeridoo).
“Disabled” ? Now your getting personal : ) In the head yes , all my life , otherwise I wouldn’t be talking to folks like you , lol.
“Hard of hearing“. Not yet. But it will come : )
“Teeth falling out“. How did you know ? Can’t afford to see the dentist , reckon I would be up for thousands , if I did. Anyway , fortunately , I dont fuck with my teeth : )
“Unable to keep it up when presented with a fresh 19yr old”. Getting personal again I see. Well if she is not attractive true yes. If attractive , no problems and no viagra/cialis either. You young guys will adle your brains , and maybe your dick , using that stuff : )
Eat fruit and vegetables , drink water , exercise regular , keep away from stress = no viagra/cialis till your 70yrs old , and possibly beyond.
“Fondest Regards”. Fondest regards indeed. You have got no respect for us Senior Sex Tourists : )
25. Wednesday 11th June .............
I see on tv a city not far from me was in the top 50 for most liveable city in the world.
No prizes for guessing the city that came last : )
OK , dummy ...... seven letters , starts with ....b........ends with ..... d
Yeh , I was a dummy too , didnt know the answer , and when told , I felt like a dummy : )
Answer way down at the very bottom of this page. Very bottom.
24. Saturday 7th June .............Darkness Continues
Continuing on from air plane increases .. item 23 below ... I see airlines are considering weighing passengers. Idea is to charge fat guys more for their trip. Bags weighed , passenger weighed. It's all because of those A-rabs and their oil price. Where will it all end , a pre-emptive strike on the oil fields ?
And then there was Air India , who sacked five of their air hosties for being too fat. They took employer to court and lost. Good. No point in employing fat hosties. We should resist this move to make fatness normal. Its not good for the health , ego and not good fucking a fat chick. Alternatively your fat , fucking a slim chick. Buyer rules , not seller = fat guys can fuck slim chicks : )
What else was in the papers ? See there is a guy who was worth $150 million in real estate , now totally broke , and renting public housing out of his welfare payments. Boy what a drop.
He says : "I have had a bloody good life. I am happy , very very happy". "You can't take it with you , you only get a lend of it".
Yeh , well he is either a masochist or a bullshit artist. Going from $150 mill to zilch in a matter of weeks (Banks forclosed on him) is not something to be "very very happy" about.
Myself , I have got a smile on the dial. Been very active on another website , nothing to do with sex either. Doom and gloom subject. Talking to unfortunate folks. Discussing their very dark and serious circumstance has indirectly made me cheery. I think of how lucky I am , not like them. At same time , I am helping them and in fact leading them in the right direction. Nice break from the subject of sex : )
Over the news .. heard Philippines being bundled in with other 3rd world countries facing unrest because of hunger.
No response to my email to Contact. Perhaps too busy surviving.
Don't forget to pack a 1kg bag of rice into your luggage fella's : )
23. Saturday 31st May .......... Darkness
It's 31st May and I have nothing to say.
Doom and gloom all around me.
Petrol , food prices all hiking.
Additional charge now with Airlines for baggage. Add fuel Surcharges. Airlines closing down. Routes being cancelled. Hope they don't cancel the Filipino roots : )
Where is it all going to end ?
Challenging times. I like a challenge. Maybe that's what I have been waiting for ?
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But it wont stop sex. It will only cost more , take some mongers longer to save up etc.
Perhaps to amortise increasing air fares etc , we go less often and stay longer ?
And when we get there , fuck less : )
22. Wednesday 28th May .... Reconnoitre Butuan Phils .... Pete
Note : Also in Field Reports Other Towns.
Pete's Diary.
An interesting read :
Visit to Butuan Day 1
I had set up about 3 CB meetings in Butuan in advance, but as time progressed, the possibilities melted away, till all I had was a contact for a procurer, and one suspect CB contact. So I was pretty apprehensive. I checked into the Almont City hotel, it is very easy going, and the frequent comings and goings to my room didn’t raise an eyebrow.
I contacted the procurer, miss D when I got to the hotel. She was there in a flash. Far from good looking, but she was keen to show me her body, so she ripped her clothes off. Her body is pretty good, good tits, tight arse. But I could not see myself rooting her, because I suspected that she had spread herself round a bit. And she loved the idea of getting her photos taken, so I got it all, including cunt up.
Anyhow, just for any port in a storm, I gave her some money to get tested for STD’s, and if she came up clean, I could root her at will – it was all she wanted.
So, for the first evening, we ate, then I asked her to find a girl who would give me a good blow job. I waited in the room, just wearing a T shirt, and reading a book. This seemed to stretch her capacities, but eventually she turned up with two possibilities at about 11 pm. She pushed the first one through the door. There was not much talk, just some basic banter, and she took off her clothes. The body was pretty good, small, tight, but her face left a bit to be desired. I told her I wanted a bbbj, did she do that? She said yes, and got started, but she was bloody hopeless. So I told her to dress and leave. Shortly after, the second one appeared. She was not as good looking as the first, but once she got started, she was pretty well skilled, and it was only a short time till I had offloaded my dirty water. I paid her 500 pesos, and she left. Soon after, Miss D appeared, stripped, and we climbed into bed, had a nice cuddle, and slept till late morning. We had a late breakfast, and I sent her on her way with some money to get her medical tests.
Butuan Day 2
I had nothing to do in the morning, but check emails, and try to retrieve some of the mess that my CB arrangements had sunk to. While I was feeling sorry for myself, I was thinking about some of the techniques that had been suggested on another forum. There was a filipina, Miss E, sitting at the next computer, so I turned to her in part, and started talking about how hard it was to find a good filipina for a long term relationship, could she help me? She said OK, so I took out one of my calling cards and wrote my specification for a woman on the back. Sure enough, about 45 minutes later, she texted, got a conversation going, and suggested that we get together.
I agreed, then followed a series of texts where she was nervous about finding a short time hotel where she was not known by family or friends, She finally suggested that we meet at the Royal Plaza next morning at 9.
That evening, miss D invited me to go with her to meet her aunt, who she stayed with. I agreed, and we ended up in a higher than usual level of squatter settlement. The aunt had a part time husband, plus a bunch of kids, plus a number of others. I was offered a young woman who looked interesting. But it turned out that she had a child, and was 17. I explained that no westerner would contemplate any woman under 18 years of age.
I bought a case of beer for the guys and a case of soft drinks for the kids, plus some munchies for all. So we had a bit of a party, and then I left with Miss D. We got back to the hotel, and I asked her to find me a bbbj woman for the night. She ended up fronting with a pair of scrubbers. I chose one who did a fair job. Then I flicked her off, and Miss D came into the bed to sleep for the night again.
A day later, the aunt texted me, wanted to keep in touch. Seems she is flicking her part time husband off – he is actually just a live in, and she is interested. She is intelligent, well spoken, and keeps the household together. But I could never see myself rooting her. But she could probably provide a never ending stream of young juicy ones.
Remember that my goal has been to find a long time gf, as the primary objective of this trip.
Butuan Day 3
I got rid of Miss D at about 7, to get organised for my assignation with Miss E.
I ate, showered and checked emails and texts, then headed over to the Royal Plaza at about 8.50. I checked into the biggest room that they had, for 700 pesos. Once I was in the room, I texted Miss E, and within a minute she was there. We stretched out on the bed for a minute or so, when she sat up, took off her top, then her jeans, then took mine off. She was all over me, sucking and licking. I picked her up, and into the shower for a quick clean up. Then onto the bed and I went down on her. She was instantly in orgasm, panting and heaving. After a while, she pushed me off, and rolled me onto my back. Then she slid down and got started. All she wanted was to suck my prick and get fucked. She didn’t stop for about 2 hours. Almost all the time, my prick was in her mouth, except for the times when I had it in her cunt doggy style. It was amazing. I had never struck a woman whose entire interest was sex, of any type, who was so totally dedicated to sucking cock. She kept asking me of she was a good bbbj, was I satisfied, did I want more. Amazing.
Eventually we had to go, as she has classes. So we agreed to meet same time and place next morning.
There was one woman from CB who was in town and interested in meeting up, Miss G.. So I texted her, and we agreed to meet at the Guisano Mall. I got there on time, and there she was, beaming. But with a girth that I couldn’t get a saddle on, a lot more plump than as represented on her profile. So, being the gentleman that I am, I invited her to lunch, and she chose the local pizza place in the mall. We ate, and we made small talk. Eventually, she confessed that she had not been honest in her profile and photos; I said OK, but could we be friends. So we walked around the mall – pretty small, and not much to see. I said I would like to buy her something nice, what would she like. I suggested lingerie, something like that, but she wanted chocolates. So we went to the liquor store, which also sold boxed chocolates. She chose a big box, cost about 500 pesos. As we were at the checkout, she pointed to the checkout chick and asked if I would like her. This girl was very pretty, very slim, but exceedingly short. I tossed it up for a moment, then declined as gracefully as I could, as I had plans for the evening. But it showed that Miss G could act as a great procurer for next time, and I had established my bona fides.
In the afternoon, I was walking round town when I came across the hotel Karaga, so I decided to go in to check prices. I was shown a room, clean but well worn. On the way down the stairs, there was a bunch of giggling women, one of whom gave me a flashing smile. So I sidled up alongside and fired the standard questions. When it was clear that Miss F was unencumbered and willing, I slipped her a calling card. Within 30 mins she had texted, and there followed a stream of texts. She was more than interested.
I had arranged to have dinner with an Australian acquaintance that evening. We met up, had dinner at the hotel, then he took me over to Weegolds for beers and Filipino snacks. Unfortunately they were closing, so we only had time for one. Meantime, Miss F had been texting, so I decided that she should come to meet me. She turned up at Weegods with two equally good looking friends – what a joy. We decided to go over to Caraga Square for a few more beers. Caraga Square has a number of small bars and a live band. There were very few people there, but the music was good and the beer cold. Miss F was turning on the charm, but would not come with me to my room. So the night eventually came to an end, the girls went their way, and we went ours.
On the way back to the hotel, I texted Miss D to bring a bbbj girl for a quickie. It took her quite a while, and I eventually told her not to worry.
Butuan Day 4
I was a bit late getting up, showered, went down for breakfast, and texted Miss E re our meeting. She seemed a bit distracted, and I thought that she was losing interest. But eventually she texted, however time was getting tight for my flight. So I slipped over to the Royal Plaza, same room. They had not even made up the bed. Miss E fronted within a couple of minutes. We agreed that I had to go in 45 minutes. So off with the gear and into it. Like yesterday, she was frienzied. I gave her a good tongue lashing to get started, and she almost burst her boiler when she came. And then she was on me. Like yesterday it was hard on sucking, drained me dry, then rolled over with her cunt in the air for a doggie. I was flagging, but got it in and thumped away. Each time I hit home, she grunted, griping the side of the bed to stop sliding.. She flipped onto her back and hauled me down, then she wrapped her mouth round my prick again. The quantity of saliva running from her mouth was amazing, and the bed was sopping wet.
Eventually I had to call a halt, and headed out to catch my flight. There was really no time to say goodbye, but she has been texting, and emailing all of the time since.
I almost missed the flight as the airline had locked the door 45 mins before departure. But the guard eventually let me in, and I got the last seat available. This despite the fact that I had prepaid for the flight weeks before. Pays to check..
Since that time, Miss E has been texting, emailing and trying to chat via YM, all the time. All she wants to do is to get back and have me suck her clit again. She must be starved for real male attention. A good one to keep in hand for emergencies.
Sir Thomas :-)
I've recently stumbled across your site as I am preparing to visit Manila to setup an offshore staffing operation for my company. Seeing what I have to look forward to in terms of "entertainment" is making it hard not to jump on a plane right now.
However, as I've read your Fishing and Escape diaries (and of course the blogs), it occurs to me that we need an objective measure of hotness - after all you note yourself that your 7 might be another whorists 8 or 9. I think we need a measure of carnality that we can all translate into our own subjective views of nut-worthiness.
So what I'm proposing is the Thomas Factor (or TF). It should be a mix of looks, attitude, and performance. Of course when we're fishing we'll only know the first two, but we can always give them the benefit of the doubt until we shag them and then we report the actual Thomas Factor.
What we need is for you to identify say 5 levels of beauty that you rate from 1 to 5 (5 being breathtaking heart arresting drop dead gorgeous "I just want to look at you" beauty) and 1 being the absolute minimum level of attractiveness you'd bed. Find 5 pictures in your vast storehouse that represent these levels and publish them with your rating.
Then do the same for attitude - but perhaps only on a scale of 1-3...1 being willing to be seen with you, 2 would be fun friendly & interested in you and 3 would be someone you'd spend time with even if she weren't a girl and you weren't going to bed her because she just makes the time you spend chatting/eating/drinking/clubbing/etc. so much fun you forget about fucking.
And then we get to performance - another 1-5 scale...0 being used for the girl who doesn't want to do it but will only because of the money and makes no attempt to be anything but a hole for you to whank off in....1 might then be a girl who at least had her eyes open and spread herself for you willingly...up to a 5 who came when you fucked her in the mouth, pussy and ass - a girl who didn't take "no thanks I've shot my wad" as an excuse for you not to be ramming it into her some more and so found a way to get you hard and slamming again...for the 4th time that night :-)
We add them up and we get a 1-14 Thomas Factor with TF14 being pretty dammed close to "I'll marry you even if it does mean I'd be married". You'd of course only fuck someone with a TF3 or better which means she has to be more than minimum on all 3 factors in total but recognizing that just whanking off on that breathtaking 5 in the looks department as she lays there with her eyes shut is still more fun than fucking a troll.
So, what'cha think? Can you post some pics & rankings for some of your conquests so we can get an objective evaluation of how the Thomas Factor matches our own standards -- perhaps I'm willing to bang anything with a TF of 5 or better or maybe my standards only allow TF10 girls to satisfy my carnal desires. Then when we're reading the field reports or escape diaries we can better appreciate the quality of the LONs you're encountering (and better describe for your readers the ones we do when we write in to you).
Long live the TF!
Jim
My Reply :
Well done. A most enterprising contribution indeed , ie , TF
However , you forgot about the LT factor ie Lazy Thomas factor.
TF sounds a bit complicated and sounds like work. I post pics in diaries and give them a rating out of ten , thats about all I am up for I am afraid.
Then there could be the FF (fuck factor) and so on.
But 'factor' is worth factoring in I agree , but unfortunately I am unworthy of the task I am afraid. And unworthy of your faith in me to deliver TF.
Problem is my website is 'retiring' ie the person behind it , myself , is in retirement mode. I am 70yrs old now. Should have done all this many years ago when I had plenty of testosterone and thus plenty in the tank.
Been taking Propecia for about 8/10yrs now , for hair loss. It lowers testosto levels. Even so I find unaided energy (no Cialis/Viagra whatever) when a girl one third of my age walks into my room , lol.
You have potential.
Anytime you want to write something for the lads , go ahead and do it , and I will post online.
Your TF proposition will be online Sat gmt 24th may.
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Fella's : I have given my all (wasn't much : ) and am heading for the finishing line nowadays. Not fishing line , finishing line : )
If Jim or anyone else wants to energize this website you/they are most welcome.
Otherwise , keep in mind , the FF (Fuck Factor : )
20. Monday 19th May .... Interesting Quotes
I have come across a couple of interesting quotes :
"Sex with a condom will last a short time. But HIV is forever".
"If you were meant to sleep with one woman then they would all look the same".
19. Saturday 17th May .... Philippines - Rice Daddy Strikes
As you know , I am a bit of a fan of unique gifts. Little nothings I give the girls and anyone else I choose to 'grease'.
Last trip was most unusual , didn't take any ug's (unique gifts) and thus didnt give any out.
Got so many stored away , had better extract the digit and take some with me next trip and hand them out. Nice cheapy ones from Thailand , for starters , plus many others of different variety.
As there is a rice shortage and thus 300% increase in the price of rice (see newspaper clipping below) , think I will hand out 1kg packs of rice to visitors to my room , whether I have sex with them or not (karma). And instead of promoting myself as Sugar Daddy , will re-brand myself as "Rice Daddy". Everyone must have a theme/image .... it gets the girls motivated.
"Hi , my name is Dick , girls call me Big Dick". No , that wont do ... "Rice Daddy" is topical and shows the giver has a heart and sympathetic with locals plight (hope they read that into it ... might even get a sympathy fuck : )
"Hi , you have heard of Sugar Daddy , well I am Rice Daddy" , yeh , that sounds better.
These sorts of things you can do in Philippines , not so Thailand , not to the same extent anyway , and there is always the thin skin of Thais to be wary of. Sometimes I find my joking/clowning in Thailand backfires , and I get a stern face , instead of a smile. Have to be 'normal' in Thailand , and that aint as much fun as being a clown : )
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Anyway , have already started promoting myself as "Rice Daddy" in emails. Imagine shagging a lovely young lady to death , then instead of handing her P100 tip , hand her a 1kg bag of rice. Dont know how much that bag is going to cost me , maybe P50 , who knows. Do not normally tip babes , very rare for me to do so , just hand them what they are worth (usually the same for all girls , can be exceptions). So handing out a tip (1kg bag of rice) is going to be a novelty for me.
Originally thought of bringing some 1kg bags from home country , but realise , what with my extensive Sugar Daddy wardrobe , newspaper clippings , herbs , 4kg of quality peanuts in my bags , I will not have space for 1kg bags of rice. Will have to buy rice at my destination.
And to explain my baggage : 1. Sugar Daddy wardrobe is to aid my image. Perhaps I should punch a hole in a 25kg rice bag and hang it over my head. "There goes Rice Daddy" , the girls will holler : )
2. Newspaper clippings and herbs are for a foreigner friend living overseas. He has requested Carraway seeds for his hungarian ghoulash. Apparently a bit of a cook of sorts. Myself , its bake beans or nothing : )
3. Quality peanuts are for my drinking partners , what's left of them. Numbers will be down this trip. Found out last trip too much back stabbing amongst the gang , including stabbing me. Walked in on a conversation last trip ..... Friend said "Here is Thommo now .. you can tell him to his face". Then 'accused' looked up at me and said "Yeh , Thommo , you are a sex tourist , I think you would agree with that". Apparently the guy was rubbishing me about being a sex tourist behind my back. He got caught out. Didn't see me coming.
Naturally I took offense to that label (sex tourist) , but did not show it , just smiled. Could have lectured him on the difference between a sex tourist and a whorist , but waste of breath , the guy is a dead set alcoholic , and dead he will be within 3 - 5 yrs , at 50 odd years of age too. He's a sad sight nowadays , deteriorated a lot in last 2 yrs. Think he has got sclerosis of the the liver or something like that.
Anyway , all went silent at the table , and subject changed : ) Not worth discussing , and that guy is not worth any more of my quality peanuts , kind of peanuts you can not get in SE Asia. He will learn , like others before him , once I dump , I dump forever. Silence will reign. Will not have a conversation with him ever again. Just smile : )
It's ok to trash me , call me a sex tourist etc whatver , but behind my back , and to people I really treasure , oh no not on. Especially when I have never been a friend of the accuser (over a 25 yr period , we have never hit it off). That is , someone who has no right to trash me. A friend can trash me behind my back to other friends , I can understand that. But a sniper creeping up on me from behind , no , not accepted. Strange logic ?
Fortunatley he has got a taste of the relatively expensive peanuts before his trashing. From this point on will try and make sure he never eats another one.
Yes , last trip I took x 10 bags of 375gm packs of special beer peanuts. Cost me about $40 in total. Had the spare space and weight in baggage. That will be a tradition of mine , this point onwards. Great , drinking premium beer and eating premium peanuts , whilst perving on the lovelies. It's my idea of how 'retirement' should be : )
Everyone commented on the quality , not only of the nuts , but the salt that came with them. For me , not that cheap $40 , but if you ate 4kg of SE Asian peanuts , you would most probably pay more than $40 , for example , on one occasion , last trip , forgot to bring the peanuts with me to watering hole. Ordered some from cantina , girl brought them and said it was P30 , almost $1. Not many peanuts on that plate , I can assure you. Add to that , sometimes they say "out of stock" (like the pimps , when they can not acquire a nice girl for me ... "out of stock" : )
So to be sure of a pleasant drink and perv , I now bring my own peanuts. Yeh last trip , in addition to the sniper , there were at least two other uninvited guests at the table hopping into my peanuts. One of these uninvited guests is now off my approved list and the other one is heading the same way. I dont bring the peanuts thousands of kms for those types to devour. Have to find a way of shelling out the peanuts during their absence and hiding them when in their presence : )
When all is said and done , its only peanuts : )
So there you go , this next trip , revival of the ug's and continuation of the peanut ritual. Add to that 1kg handouts of rice. All part of entertaining myself whilst overseas. Sets you apart from the riff raff lads : )
Different. Everyone is interested if 'it' is different. Guys we meet who are different , girls who are different. If your the same as others , your progress will be impeded. Your chance of success is reduced.
So , have a think about it , go to the well , the essence of you , and exploit it. Every single person is different. Exploit your difference and your enjoyment of life and whoring will improve.
Flaunt it. Some , maybe even most , will not understand/value it , but those that do , will come to you , like a bee to a honeycomb.
I know 'Wow' of last trip is interested in me. She likes my brand of humour etc (difference). Will keep her at a distance , otherwise her recruiting for me will suffer. Because she sees me as different , she works her butt off , getting me nice young compliant ladies. I keep her motivated , through being different.
There is an old saying .... when your on a good thing , stick to it. Think I will stick to "Wow" until she starts to crumble. They all do in time.
Good for short time only fella's. Remember that. Get it , get what you want , get out.
After "Wow" it will be all downhill. Between now and my demise (death) don't think I will have the luck of meeting a Contact like her ever again.
How long will 'Wow' last ? One contact lasted about 20 yrs , first 5 yrs very good , all down hill from there on.
If Wow lasts 5 yrs I will be more than happy.
Got a nice 'ug' for her next trip , plus I will gift wrap P2000 tip again , if she is as good as last trip. Got a feeling she might get even better. Reminiscing on those College/University students she brought to my room last trip. Not often an old geeser like me gets to taste stuff like that. Might encourage her further along that path. They were so respectful and appreciative of me. Does my ego wonders , having 19/20 yr old University students in uniform ogling at me : )
Yeh , salivating at the thought of it happening all over again.
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RICE CRISIS - PHILIPPINES
Ex Newspaper :
Headline : Arroyo pressured on birth control as rice shortages create chaos.
"Gloria Arroyo is facing a mounting political crisis with the threat of riots and military unrest over feared rice shortages.
The Philippines President is also under pressure to break with the Catholic Church's teaching against birth control , amid a fresh population explosion. Within 5 years Philippines population will be 100 million. The rice problem is being linked to over population. Philippines birth rate is double the SE Asain average.
As the worlds largest rice importer and with more mouths to feed every year , the Philippines has been hardest hit by soaring global prices of rice. One third of the Philippines lives on less than $1 per day.
Arroyo has also been forced to guarantee the Army subisidised rice whilst they guard government rice warehouses."
Comment : Dont worry girls . Rice Daddy has bought his ticket. "Help is on its way"
To quote newspaper ... "Philippines birth rate is double the SE Asain average". And we all know why , eh. Good on ya Flipsville , keep up the good work.
18. Sunday 11th May .... Computer Keyboard a Danger
Ex Newspaper , I quote :
"Some computer keyboards carry more harmful bacteria than a toilet seat, according to new research.
Consumer group Which said tests at its London offices found equipment carrying bugs that could cause food poisoning. Out of 33 keyboards swabbed, four were regarded as a potential health hazard and one harboured five times more germs than one of the office's toilet seats.
A microbiologist ordered the worst keyboards to be so dirty he ordered it to be removed, quarantined and cleaned. It had 150 times the recommended limit for bacteria - five times as filthy as a lavatory seat tested at the same time, the research found.
Dr Wilson, a consultant microbiologist at University College London Hospital, said sharing a keyboard could be passing on illnesses among office workers. "If you look at what grows on computer keyboards, and hospitals are worse, believe it or not, it's more or less a reflection of what's in your nose and in your gut," he said.
"Should somebody have a cold in your office, or even have gastroenteritis, you're very likely to pick it up from a keyboard." Which computing editor Sarah Kidner advised users to give their computer "a spring clean". "It's quite simple to do and could prevent your computer from becoming a health hazard," she said".
Comment :
Another reason for using your personal laptop at Internet cafes. Imagine where fingers of other Cafe users have been before ! Remember , no toilet paper in many toilets , Phils/Thailand : ) This , and national past time of picking noses in public etc. Soos , think I will wear gardening gloves next time : )
For sure I always put a light cover over my home keyboard. Lots of dust falls inside. Once my keyboard got jammed , turned it upside down , rattled it , and was surprised at what fell out (Condoms , hundred dollar bill , winning lottery ticket , the list goes on : )
17. Friday 9th May .... Comments re item 16 below (Anon)
Saw your post about girls and money. Some of it makes sense, but all over
the world, any relationship with a girl, and any meaningful relationship, will always
involve money. Nice girls will want money from you too, but in a different way
than a working girl.
For women, providing money to them gives them some feeling of value. And later on,
if the relationship develops further, the man takes care of the woman. You can be sure
if the money stops, the relationship is going to head downhill. That's just the way it is
between the sexes. If the money stops, the woman starts thinking "why am i here" ?
If there is no sex, the man starts wondering "why am i here" ?
The thing about Thailand is it takes so little money compared to what we are used to
to make the girls happy. One or two hundred dollars a month, and you can have
her heart.
There are a lot of marriages in the west that are unhappy, and the woman would leave, but they hang on due to financial reasons.
A lot of Thai girls do like western men. But if they have been on the scene for any length
of time, and seen a lot of foreigners come and go on holidays, these girls have a lot
different perspective on people from outside their country.
I've spent quite a bit of time in Thailand, was fortunate to find a nice girl from Si Saket,
one of the small towns, staying in Bangkok.
Not a working girl, but a poor girl. So far the relationship has been wonderful.
16. Sunday 4th May ..... Thailand and nice Girls
Email from whorist.com reader :
"Do you think it is possible to make the cool girls more friendly? Should I spend more time and money with them?
Or is it hopeless and I should invest more time and money in searching for friendly girls? But they are so rare nowadays, where should I find them" ?
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Folks.
My reply (below) was one long terribly disjointed ramble. Maybe its of value to someone :
My reply to his email :
"Basically your beating your head against a wall in thailand. thats why i spend much more time in philippines nowadays. however , i still like thailand , but its rare to find a thai girl who genuinely likes being fucked by a falang.
Hard core thai whores will play act so well , you wouldnt know it , but in my opinion their performance is ‘tip’ orientated. the better the performance/act the better the tip : )
I have tried to answer your query , but end up with a ramble. hope you can pick through it and get the gist of my answer , as follows :
Re the ‘cool’ girls as you describe them. the truth is they do not like foreigners , only foreigners money. thai culture requires the people to smile , be polite and charming. you will get that from the ‘cool’ girls , but you will not get their heart.
It is difficult for a Western falang to make it ( ie , genuinely interested in you) with any thai girls. imagine the risk for the girl. she can talk to you yes , but to walk down the street with you , she will most probably be branded a whore by her fellow thais , even if she’s married to you.
Thais suffer from xenophobia like the chinese , but not to the same extent. there is a wall between thais and us , all the time.
Over time , once i realised what was going on ( play acting) and once i had come to accept it , i enjoyed thailand even more. i am not expecting deep relations or long term satisfactory relations , but i am expecting eg the girls to play act towards me to get what they want and so i play act to them (to get what i want). i change my behaviour when in thailand , fine tune it so that i fit in , try to be a bit ’Thai’.
It must be really frustrating for guys looking for meaningful relationships that do not involve money.
The original motivation .... money , makes sure the relationship sours , in time : )
One thing for sure , you will appear less falang/foreigner and more Thai if you speak their language. If you could ever manage to speak Thai fluently you would have better quality relationships. Not only the language but the more ‘Thai-ness’ you possess the better quality the relationships , no doubt about that , no doubt.
Thai-ness briefly means : language , speaking softly , behaving calmly , knowing Thai manners/m.o , personal hygiene , incl. clothes , and the list goes on : )
They will not bend and become falang , you are the one who has to do the bending. Very proud people . All these problems are greatly minimised if your dealing with Filipino’s , who are willing to bend (backwards and forwards : )
Back to Thais.
After a few years with thailand , the penny dropped , “they do not like us“ !. so why do they behave like they do towards us ? you have to read up on thai culture , to understand why. on one of my trips to thailand i was lucky enough to buy “Culture Shock - Thailand” (and Culture Shock-Philippines). These kinds of books are great guides and can save you time , money and frustration.
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Sorry this answer does not flow , bits and pieces here and there , but think you get the drift viz their culture so different and they dont want to change , you have to change. question , do you want to become a thai or increase your thai-ness ? for me its kissing arse , for others it might be ’respect’ , up to you.
Its great visiting/living in such a charming country , but its frustrating knowing that you will never be accepted by the people : )
Chalk and cheese , and they see no reason to bridge the gap.
Fortunately i am able to accept short term relationships. they have got more zip/love/lust in them , cost less and provide me with variety.
The nice friendly girls you refer to , i suspect , are looking for long term relationships. hard to succeed , cultural barrier just too much. seen guys even marry those non whore nice girls and see them split after a few years.
The girls i target and usually end up with are nice girls who are in need (urgent money probs) , apprentice whores , and semi whores. i have met some nice , nice girls , usually working in a bank or somewhere like that , but do not even try to bed them , i just do not have the patience. to get them into bed i have to smile all the time , be overly courteous , spick and span etc , be a gentleman every second i am with them .... not me : )
I have no problems in smiling , but smiling all the time ? cause they smile at me all the time , I feel obliged to do like wise , and its just not me , so i get to feeling uncomfortable and ‘split’.
If your a naturally softly spoken shy type i should imagine that would appeal to nice thai girls. foreigners come across as aggressive , loud etc . Buddhism teaches thais to behave otherwise.
WHERE do you find nice girls. I suppose its the same as back home , you do not find them out late at night drinking etc , and the further away from big cities and big money , scams , the more folksy , genuine the people/girls are likely to be .
If it was me , I would sit down and learn Thai (not from a book , from a Thai , and a Thai male , not a female). That is , go to classes , and by night practice it on the whores : ) Record your Thai teachers lessons and repeat them after you leave his classes. Gotta get that language and sound in your head. Stay away from english speaking falang places , struggle in Thai only places.
Nothing worth having ever came easy.
The less falang , and the more Thai you are , the better your chances of success. Once you have got a pretty good grip of the language head for small towns/cities and struggle with your Thai. You’ve got a better chance of meeting a nice girl there (small town/city) but you will have the problem of small town mentality , so you’ll have to whisk her off to a big city and the bright lights. She will like that experience , and the residents of that bigger town/city are more likely to accept the two of you in public.
I have done similar in Philippines , and for sure Mongers will stare , they will be green with envy , and wonder how you got her : )
Of course its possible to meet a nice girl in Bangkok , but its less likely. Bangkok girls know falangs screw with prostitutes , and thus are cool towards falang overtures.
For me , there is no point in doing all of this , cause I do not have any intention of marrying. If you have no intention of marrying , then I would not recommend seducing nice girls just for sex. Karma will catch up with you.
So , its been a long ramble , hope you got something from it.
If I had to say it very briefly , forget trying to make it with them (long term) , learn Thai language , and your enjoyment of Thailand , whether with whores or not , will improve considerably. Whilst enjoying yourself , you might just get lucky , and find a gem , that proves to be an exception to most of what I have said above.
Learning Thai language properly , through a Thai teacher is , in my opinion , the key to Thailand and it's women.
15. Friday 2nd May ...... Pirate Pete Davao - Diary
Davao Day 1
I have been planning for some time to move permanently to the Philippines, and I have been searching on Cherry Blossoms for suitable girl friends for long time relationship(s). So my trip had three objectives. The first, to get a good, thorough fucking, second, to find a gf, third to explore business opportunities.
By setting up a series of meetings with potential gf, I planned to get a fair amount of sex for free, and for them to be cleanskins, no need for condoms, which I hate using. My specifications were taller than average, thin, about 30, no babies.
Well, it was an interesting experience. First, the common notion on the forum that girls are desperate to get into relationships with any foreigner, as a ticket out of the country, is false. I started with about 100 emails to possibles which met the search criteria. About one third of my contacts turned out to be scammers, interested only in money for free. About one third never pursued our communications, and dropped off quickly. Of the rest, about 6 or 7 kept going, to the point of meeting up, and generally bedding. So maybe 10 percent were serious. I tried to set up meetings in each of the places that I was to visit. First off was Davao.
A stunner, miss X, promised the world, fucking my brains out, but when it got to the point of where to meet and when, she disappeared. I set up 3 meetings.
The first was Miss A, who did not meet the specification in that she had 2 kids, but she was very enthusiastic, and promised hot action. So, I arrived Wednesday morning, tired, cranky, and checked into the Las Casitas Hotel. Bought a SIM card, and called Miss A, and we set up a meeting for the mid afternoon.
She came right on time, we met in the lobby. She looked exactly like her profile photo. I said that I was shy, so she suggested we go to the room, which we did. We stretched out on the bed, and began a nice little cuddle. Then she ripped of her clothes, and mine too. I stroked her softly all over to get her started, but there was no need for that. We were at it like rabbits. She was awash with juices, and loved to fuck. I went down on her and gave her a good licking, she came almost instantly, and I kept her in orgasm for quite a while. We did it all, she fucked, sucked, almost tore off my prick with her enthusiasm, I don’t think she had ever been treated properly as a sexual woman. We went at it till we were exhausted, and I couldn’t keep my prick up any more. Still she tried to stuff my limp dick into her cunt and kept going cowgirl style. Eventually we stopped, went down to get something to eat, and she had to leave to look after the kids.
A good start to the Davao adventure".
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Day 2, 3
I had arranged to fly Miss B from Zamboanga. She looked stunning in her photo, spoke well, and fitted my specification exactly. So, I met her at the airport, pretty excited at the prospect of meeting my dreams on day 2. I had booked her for 2 days, and I planned that if we worked out pretty well, I would change her flights, and we could spend more time together.
Well, it did not turn out that way. She was everything her photo and profile promised, except that her arse was a bit wider than I liked. Dressed very well, good taste, spoke excellent English. We went to the hotel, and squared away her things. Then we went off to get something to eat, as she had not eaten breakfast. From there, all I wanted to do was to get her into the hotel bed for some horizontal square dancing. All she wanted to do was to avoid exactly that. This was a woman who lived in Zamboanga, degree, but no regular work. Said she was poor, no money, needed help, but came equipped with expensive clothes and every gadget that you could ask for, MP3, fancy cell phone etc. Something did not fit here.
We had a nice day doing little things, met up with Henny at De Bonte Koe for lunch, talked some business. Eventually we ended up at the hotel to sleep, as it was getting late. She went into the bathroom first and firmly shut the door. A bit strange that she came out fully dressed, but maybe she would strip off while I had a shower. Not so. She slept in the bed fully clothed, jeans and all. Strictly no touch policy. No sex, no serious smoochies, nothing. Anticipating that the next night could be the same, I decided to abandon all thought of extending her stay, and I texted Miss C to meet me the morning of day 4. Pretty plain, not skinny how I wanted, but any port in a storm.
Next day the same, we did some nice things, but no sex. We met up with a friend for a very nice dinner at La Tostada Italian restaurant. He is an excellent host, interesting, witty. His wife was working, so I did not get to meet her. Miss B held up her end of the conversation very well – she would make a great diplomat. Eventually we called it a night and headed off. Same experience as the night before. Nada. I was getting withdrawal symptoms again. Next morning, she packed up her things and I took her to the airport. She promised to change her ways, tear down the walls, and get involved with real life and sex. Wala!
Subsequent to this, I tracked her on a number of dating sites, and viewed her on her web cam doing a strip for someone, not me.
In a subsequend chat, I confirmed my suspicion that she is a full time scammer. What a shame!
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Day 4
So, having packed Miss B off to Zamboanga, nothing to do for a while till miss C arrived.
I asked the concierge where I could get some calling cards printed in a hurry. He pointed me to the university one block away. There was a bunch of small businesses supporting the students in printing, scanning, copying, and printing calling cards. I ordered 100 in a box, and came back an hour later to collect them for 300 pesos.
She texted to say that her cousin would come with her, was that OK?. I had expected that she would bring someone, so I said OK. She came 3 hours by bus to meet me. She turned up in the lobby of the hotel, exactly like her photo, no stunner, but OK. But her cousin was the most ugly woman I have ever actually met. A real fugly. They were hungry, so where to go? The cousin was pretty insistent that she wanted to go to SM mall to eat, so I said OK. All the time, she is leering at me, and Miss C. We made small talk as best we could for a couple of hours. Then, once the cousin had established that I was OK, she decided to go home. We bought some pasa lubong and took her to the bus station, dropped her off, and headed to the hotel.
We went to the room, and lay down on the bed for a rest. We started cuddling, and within a couple of minutes, her gear was off, as was mine. She leaped onto me, grabbed my prick and stuck it into her mouth. We were at it, full on. She had been anticipating this for a while, because her cunt was sopping wet. She was not a real bbj person, but was an enthusiastic fucker. We went at it in a frenzy, she came and came and came, very noisy, banging away any way that she could get us into each other.
Eventually we could not keep going, and we fell into a slumber, wrapped round each other. I had arranged to meet up with a fellow monger for dinner at jack's Ridge. We had a great evening, th girls loved it, and the food was OK for the price.
I went back to the hotel with Miss C, and after a couple of minutes of basic hygiene, we were on the bed again. She was as frenetic as before, and we rabitted on till we dropped. My prick and pubic bone were so sore that I had to stop. And my back hurt. I tried to figure out why my back hurt, and I realized that I had shagger’s back – I hadn’t had this for decades.
Come the morning, we were in a bit of a hurry, slept in with fatigue, but we hit the deck, showered, down for breakfast, packed, ready to go. A few minutes ahead of schedule. She looked at me with that torrid expression, off with the clothes and we were at it for a frenzied last fuck. She hauled on her panties, still oozing cum, and we were off. We caught the same bus, me to Butuan, she dropped off on the way.
So, in summary, not what I had expected, but a few good roots, some good memories, sore back and balls, very nice memories of some great fellow mongers. What will Butuan bring?
14. Sunday 27th April ..... Thailand - Voyeur Extreme
Ex Thai newspaper :
"A man was arrested March 15 after police found a wire leading from his house to a tiny camera hidden in the ceiling of the bathroom of the house next door where six women lived.
The camera, which had apparently been in place for five months, was discovered only when the voyeur was overcome with desire and rang up his victims to tell them how good she and her relatives looked when they were bathing.
About 7 pm that day, Capt Mongkol Phreukchat, an investigating officer at Samrong Neua Police Station, received a call from a woman somewhat appropriately named Porn, 44, (the victim requested her full name not be published) saying she had found a camera hidden in her bathroom ceiling.
Obviously somewhat excited by the nature of the call, Capt Mongkol together with station Superintendent Warawat Watnakonbancha and a number of other police officers rushed to the house in question to investigate the footage of the six women.
At the house, the team of officers were met by K. Porn and her five daughters and nieces aged between 14 and 17 who lived with her.
K. Porn led the officers to the upstairs bathroom and showed them where the camera was concealed.
The officers then followed the wire from the camera and found it led to the house next door, which was home to Digital First and Service Network Ltd – a company specializing in installing closed-circuit television cameras.
The officers knocked on the door and were met by the owner of the company, Tharathon Mamongkol, 26. The wire from the spy camera led to a computer in Tharathon’s bedroom. Officers turned on the computer and a quick look through the hard drive revealed an abundance of photos and videos of his six neighbors.
Tharathon confessed to installing the camera and was initially charged with trespassing, which carries a maximum sentence of one-year imprisonment.
Police also confiscated his computer for more detailed inspection and contacted the Ministry of Information and Communications Technology to see if they knew of anything else that they could charge Thararthon with.
K. Porn told police that about five months earlier, Tharathon came to the house asking if he could rig a cable TV wire from her house to his.
As he had previously been a good neighbor, she allowed it. Then on the morning of March 15, a man called the house and said that he had seen pictures of everyone in the house bathing and it was, apparently, so sexy that he couldn’t stand it any more, K. Porn said.
This immediately raised her suspicions about how anyone could have seen her and her young relatives soaped up, so she asked everyone in the house to help her search the bathroom until they eventually found the camera".
Comment :
Loss of face is a big deal in Thailand. That guy has really lost his (face).
Must admit , when I was a lot younger and in another country , thought of a boarding house for girls , but before building it decided to design showers so I could sneak in an perv on girls naked bodies. This was during a period when I went for about 5 yrs without much if any sex , and full of testosterone , of course.
Needless to say , when I escaped from that country I made up for lost time in Thailand. See Stories Section "Cheaper by the Dozen". Had a lot of LON's in a brief period of time , then nothing for rest of world tour. Feast or Famine , that's me.
Thought I was heading for voyeurism in recent years , but last trip (Escape-2) whipped me out of that. Realise I can still get good looking young ladies , provided , yes provided , I have the right contact/s.
Am getting ready for Escape-3 already. Every day rubbing some Aloe Vera Gel (Vitamin E enhanced) on my dick to nourish the skin there. My dicks skin is still youthful. Want it to stay that way : ) Also placing same Gel on my face and turkey neck , plus backs of palms of hands and arms. Old age skin blemishes multiplying , gotta try and hold them back : )
But at the end of the day its all about money. Provided , yes provided , you have a contact to lure young maidens into your room. Out in public the young ladies are averse to being picked up by a foreigner 3/4 times their age. Wonder why ? : )
13. Thursday 24th April ...... Adios Antonio !
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Taken from newspaper :
"A priest who took off with hundreds of helium-filled party balloons has gone missing off Brazil. Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats are searching off the coast of Santa Catarina, reports the Daily Telegraph.
Rev Adelir Antonio de Carli took off from Paranagua, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute. He was reported missing eight hours later.
The 41-year-old priest wanted to break a 19-hour record for the longest period aloft with balloons, to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers.
A video of the priest showed the smiling padre being strapped to a seat attached to a huge column of green, red, white and yellow balloons, and soaring into the air to the cheers of a crowd.
Denise Gallas, treasurer of Sao Cristovao parish, said he priest soared to an altitude of 20,000 feet then descended to about 8,200 feet for his planned flight to the city of Dourados, 465 miles north west of his parish.
But winds pushed him in another direction, and the priest was about 30 miles off the coast when he last contacted Paranagua’s port authority, she said.
He had a GPS device, a satellite phone, a buoyant chair and is an experienced skydiver.
"We are absolutely confident he will be found alive and well, floating somewhere in the ocean," she said.
Comment :
Adios Antonio ! Typical Brazilian , interested in fun , fun , but not interested in doing necessary work/research beforehand. Did he test seat to see that it floats ? Did he do a trial run , especially landing , eg water , getting all that insulating and other gear off him , balloons , ropes etc falling down on him entangling him ?
For sure he did not know how to use the global positioning equip he took with him. What else didnt he know ?
In video etc I have seen so far , no indication of how he was to steer the thing , or how he goes up and comes down. Coming down : Stick a pin in a few of the balloons ?
Oh Antonio , fun is one thing , but research/planning is necessary to eliminate any dangers etc. Sensible Mongers do their research on whorist.com and like sites before they enter the unknown. Sorry Antonio , you placed too much hope on God guiding you to safety.
Which begs the question ... where is God in these situations ? If a Priest , trying to raise charity money can't be protected by God , who can ?
Protect yourselves guys , depend on yourself and your preparedness. The Boy Scouts motto of "be prepared" applies to whoring , going 20,000 ft up the air by way of helium party balloons etc , and life in general. Be prepared for the recession and credit crunch , everything. As I say before , do not be paranoid , be prepared and you can relax and enjoy , whatever it is you want to enjoy.
Antonio had a nice party on the way up , saw video of him , all smiles , but methinks the way down was rather scarey to say the least. My guess is he dropped like a stone from a great height , slamming into the sea , knocked unconscious on impact and thus drowning in all that heavy gear.
Well Antonio babe , I liked your spirit and sense of fun. I salute you for that , but am saddened by the end result.
If its any consolation , every time I see a party balloon I will think of you and your spirit of adventure.
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Add : I see parishioners are "absolutely confident" he is alive and well. Yeh , keep praying , lot of good it will do ya folks.
Add Add : Whilst talking about balloons , April 2008 is the 6th Birthday of whorist.com .... six years giving service to the sex industry.
Come on Queenie , where is it ?
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Hail , hail , the gangs all here ! (true believers/regular readers of whorist.com) And I am still here , for some years to come .... hopefully ! |
12. Sunday 20 April ....... Blow Job to beat all Blow Jobs
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Rest in peace (RIP 1962) Marilyn ? Forty six (46) years down the track , and she still cannot rest in peace. |
Excerpt from Newspaper :
"A 15 minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man , has been bought by a New York businessman for U$1.5 million. This silent black and white film was purchased from the son of a dead FBI informant. Purchaser says he wants to protect Marilyns privacy".
Recipient of her endeavours was kept secret by only filiming Marilyn on the floor doing the deed. No head and shoulders of lucky recipient.
"FBI director , J. Edgar Hoover , tried without success to prove recipient was John F Kennedy. Deceased FBI informant had previously refused an offer of U$25,000 from Marilyns ex husband Joe Di-Maggio. A copy of the film is still in FBI vaults".
J Edgar Hoover and his team of nine were obsessed with analysing the tape. Hoover brought in prostitutes Kennedy had sex with , to see if they could identify the recipient as Kennedy himself.
Comment : Poor old Marilyn , no rest in peace for her. Purchaser of naughty film says he wants to "protect Marilyns privacy". Bit late for that methinks. Especially cause she has been behind a brick wall (ashes) , for the last 46 yrs.
Apparently Kennedy's thingo was nothing special , otherwise the prosties could have identified it.
Not hard to imagine Hoovers team analysing the film over and over. Not hard at all : )
No doubt when Purchaser dies , his son his will sell same film for U$50 million/whatever (E.Bay).
For Marilyn , it's a case of no rest for the wicked.
Any offers for my still shots of chicks giving me a blow job ?
11. Friday 18th April ....... Hot Dogs it is
Ex Newspaper :
"An Iranian has opened the world's most northerly kebab shop - in an old military van in the Arctic circle.
The shop , owned by Kazem Ariaiwand , sells kebabs on the island of Spitsbergen, 300 miles off the northern tip of Norway.
Mr Ariaiwand moved to Spitsbergen, where temperatures average minus 10C, after a failed asylum attempt in Norway.
His venture has been such a success among the settlement's 2,000 population that it is challenging the more traditional fare of seal and minke whale meat.
"I've made a fair amount of money but the problem is that I don't know how to spend it," the 48-year-old told the Daily Telegraph.
"I came here without knowing anyone. I had nothing. I came on a plane with my backpack. Now I have many friends, almost the whole town."
Mr Ariaiwand fled Iran five years ago but while his wife and son were granted asylum in Norway, he was refused.
His only recourse, he said, was Spitsbergen in the archipelago of Svalbard - which does not require residence permits".
Comment : I'm off to Spitsbergen to sell hot dogs.
And I won't have Kazem's problem , viz , he says : "I don't know how to spend it". I will know how to spend it (pussy).
10. Sunday 13th April .... Global Recession - Thailand and Philippines
You can bet , a flow on from USA recession will hit Philippines and Thailand.
Should we exploit other folks misfortunes ? No , not really. But by travelling to Phils/Thailand at the bottom of the trough (recession) , unloading our dollars , we are helping in their hour of need.
The girls help us with honey (our hour of need) , and in their hour of need , we help them with money.
Give money without honey ? Well , yes , in some cases , but don't make a habit of it , otherwise the girls will expect money for nothing all the time.
Classical example of that is , the guys who send money to internet chicks they have never met , fondled or fucked. Bad , real bad. Makes it harder for the rest of us.
No , we are not trying to exploit , we are just trying to get some sort of value. What's wrong with that ?
"Money for nothing , chicks for free" ..... yeh right , but only in Whorist Heaven : )
9. Wednesday 9th April .... Sex is the root of all Evil
I quote from newspaper :
"A burglar who broke into a funeral parlour in Spain tried to fool police by playing dead.
But he was caught out when police spotted his scruffy clothes - and then noticed he was breathing.
Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said they had no idea what the 23-year-old man was trying to steal.
Neighbours of the business, in Burjassot, near Valencia, alerted police when they heard the door being forced in the middle of the night.
Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a chamber used for viewing dead people during wakes.
"The custom here is for dead people to be dressed in suits, in nice clothes that look presentable. This guy was in everyday clothes that were wrinkled and dirty," a police spokeswoman.
"He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing."
The funeral home said it was mystified as to what the man wanted, as there were no valuables or cash in the funeral parlour".
Comment :
Necrophilia lads , necrophilia. Remember Marilyn Monroe , and reports guy had sex with her dead (yet still warm) body ?
The closest I will ever get to shagging a stiff is when I come across the occasional 'star fish' babe.
Remember one of my all time great shags starting out just like that. Star fish , no movement , no emotion whatever. Few weeks down the track she wound up , months down the track she was a sex fiend. Patience pays.
Wouldn't bother to do that with a 6 , but she was an 8 + , and so worth revving up.
My recent 8 + ..... Cupid (Escape-2 Diary) was a semi star fish to start with and within days revved up quite a bit. Shame I had to leave town (2 week stay). Would have liked to experience her 'liberated' , being herself and shagging to the max. She was on the way , but duty called , I had to return home and abort my programme with her.
Which makes me wonder ... who is shagging her now ? That is , has she continued her apprenticeship as a Hooker ? Is 'Wow' fronting foreigners at Disco's , wherever , and asking "Want a girl" ? That is , has she become a pimp ?
Money , money , if only I had more money , I would be there helping them with their newly found careers. That is , make Cupid addicted to making money with her pussy , and getting Wow dependant on pimp money.
Money is the root of all evil. Give me more root , is what I say : )
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Dictionary : In the Sex Dictionary .... root = shag = sex/fuck
8. Wednesday 2nd April ... The Future
Ref item 7 below ..
In doing those 3/4 hours on NEW pages , I caused problems with my eyes. Aching again. Still have not got those new reading glasses. Friday 4th latest , I am told. If still trouble after Friday , then I need to return to Ophthalmologist. Must ensure pervin is not jeopardised in any way : )
Nothing else to talk about lads.
Even though I can waffle on to the extreme , even I am starting to think : "What can I write about" ? Cause since 2002 I have talked about everything under the sun. Will see. Thommo not talking ? I'd like to see that : )
As usual , there are few people sending anything in that can be used on this website. Most emails are of the field report type , and so are posted in that area. If you have got something for this NEW page , please send in. Enforcer Saun decides whether or not we publish. Leave me out of that : )
Yeh , Saun has gone quiet in recent years. He is slipping away ... dying. Not dying as we know it (death bed) just giving up on every thing , including travelling overseas to perv and observe. Not even interested in reading my Diaries. So much for his support.
Suspect I am heading in the same direction. When that happens , will have to sell the website to someone else , to carry the banner , ever forward.
Hope I can find a suitable candidate when my time arrives. Shame to see all this waffle go to waste : )
7. Tuesday 1st April ... Nothing is for Sure
In ref to Blog 6 below. "For sure" ? Only one thing is certain ... death ! : )
My attempts to place all NEW pages back online has been thwarted.
You will see via NEW Index five pages have been returned , but long way to go before all pages can be returned.
Surprised at how much work (hours) is involved , mainly in connection with re-hooking pics.
My target is having all pages online 1st May. No bits and pieces in between though , all at same time.
How long they stay online depends on webhost , who is overseas and thus unavailable at the moment.
PS : This is not a April fools day joke. What's so special about 1st April ? The chicks make fools of us all the time : )
6. Monday 31st March .... Email Exchange resulting in improved Whorist.com (and a Blog ! : )
I have really enjoyed your work these last years. My friend goes to Ph. x (protect) times a year, but at the times he goes I was either married, or can't go, or medical problems pop up (digestion problems ie. MSG, most asian foods etc.)( Does not sound like much but you would have experience it, even at home, to appreciate the problem in a foreign country. It appears that you can eat anything.
............ (Name with held to protect d' romance. Romance is hard to come by lads , better to protect : )
REPLY
Thommo's hurried email reply :
"Sorry , if you read my March onwards NEW page blog , you will see (next to pic of teaser girl) ...... 18-28yrs , outside that age range , and you will not make it to Whorist Heaven. Which is better , your ............... yr old babe or Whorist Heaven (no condoms , no barfines : ) ? Decisions , decisions.
Brilliant suggestion you have made there (all NEW pages on , limited time only) , why didn't a no brainer like me think of that one ? Yeh 1st April , will have all pages online. 1st 3 days of each and every new month so folks can copy and read at their leisure. Great idea. I am ashamed of myself for not having the flexibility of mind to think of that one.
Also have been thinking of contacting web host end of March (soon) and seeing how much he will charge me for 40gb's of downloads (currently 20gb's). Might be able to afford that. If I can afford his price , you will see ALL pages online all the time , that is , until I start exceeding the 40gb limit (beyond set limit very exy , costs hundreds of dollars per month more). Tried putting pics on host websites didn't work. Don't know why they stopped it after two seperate attempts. Think it might be cause my pics are not really porn and thus porn sites remove , and/either my pics are a little risque for the other host sites , and thus they remove. Dont know , and now do not care. Takes umpteen hours to link to other sites , all that time wasted. Frustration , and dont forget , control , control. I like control , and can't have it with other folks hosting my pics.
So first step will ring webhost today and see what he wants for 40gb's , if financially feasible , will do it that way , and all pages (and pos more pics) will be shown all the time .. 24/7.
For sure 1st to 3rd April all NEW pages will be online. You will see a note on NEW index page IF its only for three days. No note on that page and you know all pages will be online all the time (new 40gb quota).
Thanks for your feedback" ...... T
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Folks reading the above email exchange :
You are also welcomed to send your brains in whenever you like. Especially when it improves website service.
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Add to that :
Emailer above says ... "It appears that you can eat anything"
Well I am very conservative when it comes to food. I eat fruit and vegetables , water and herbal tea when home (home most of the time nowadays). But when in the Philippines I seek out western style food (and beer : ) and found a great place to eat in one Phil city. This restaurant I call "Tomrest" in Diaries. I tried Filipino cuisine in the old days , do not like flip cuisine.
When in Thailand , yes I eat Thai style food but never at footpath restaurants. Have commented on the lack of hygiene , particularly water used , both in cooking and in cleaning plates , those places , on more than one occasion before. But the thai style dishes I eat are usually , but not always , vegetarians style sweet and sour dishes. Exception is usually chicken in basil leaf , but with avian flu (or whatever they call it nowadays) , give poultry a miss now. Fish ok , but only if its of the boneless variety.
Even at home , my choice of vegetables or fruit is largely the same day in , day out. Do not experiment with food. Unfortunate , cause I would be healthier if I did.
When in Brazil , great. Their style of cooking and food on offer , suits me fine. Also their buffet por kilo way of selling is right up my alley. Choice , who doesn't like choice.
So there you go , same food , same countries (Brazil , Thailand , Philippines). Experimented in younger days , and now stick to the best , you can have the rest : )
But in respect of babes , yes you know , never the same babes , always changing. Maybe that is why I am basically healthy ? : )
See ya .... yeh and seeing better since visited eye specialist recently. Apparently no great drama's re eyes. Optometrist diagnosed my situation incorrectly. Specialist said my eyes will deteriorate like all other oldies eyes deteriorate , but gradually. Lots more pervin to do yet : )
5. Tuesday 25th March .... Introspection - Easter .... T
Well , I survived Easter , hope you did too.
Sent an Email to 'Wow' of Escape-2 fame , twenty days ago , still no reply. Important to maintain contact with such folks. Apparently she does not check her email very often. Most probably no need to , ie , hasn't any/many email pals. Living in a Squatter Settlement , no money etc , who needs the Internet ? They need rice , first and foremost.
She doesnt realise , she has the looks , commonsense , savvy to make money via the Internet. She just doesnt realise it. Trying to make money the hard (old) way. I gave her advice when I was there (Phils) and will give her further advice as time goes by , but I know it will end up 'money' , eg , money for school fees so can get a piece of paper and then a job. In Flipsville , always ends up 'money'.
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Have already got my ETD for Escape-3 , and advised Sponsor (Godfather). Esc-3 won't be for a long time though. Already set up a calendar and counting how many more months to go. Terrible existence , hangin around waiting for next Escape. Hangin around is such a waste.
To give you an idea of someone who does not 'hang around' : In 2002 I had a 15yr old kid , showing me how to set up website , edit etc. Paid him $5 and hour. Now , 21yrs of age , he earns $3000 per week (M-F 35hrs). Left me behind : )
My problem in life : 1. Lack of brains (can talk , can write , but can not think) 2. Lazy by nature = no hope. You can make up for lack of brains to a certain extent with determination , persistence , belief in oneself , but laziness will bring ya down everytime.
That 21yr old kid has brains and lots of them , but a bit lazy. Obviously his brains lets him take short cuts , thus covering his laziness. Brains are in short supply , laziness in abundance , hence brains gains ($3000 per week).
For sure his life will be full of possessions .... real estate , stocks , you name it. He's already got more than me !
But will it be full of experiences ? Mine has been (up to about 1995 , thence a bit tame).
My experiences were not only sexual. Lots non sexual too , 75% at least.
The thing I find is , those who are happy to stay in the same town/city whatever all their life , rake up a small fortune , but do nothing with it.
Those who travel , chase experiences/adventure (sexual and non sexual) , end up broke.
Which is better .... lots of assets/$ , or lots of experiences/adventure ? Few have both. Exceptions ? Most probably Virgin boss Richard Branson for starters. Reckon he is shaggin heaps on the side , plus lots of experiences/adventure and lots of moolah. An exceptional person with brains , imagination and energy. Add personality to that too : )
Oh well , at least I know where I screwed up in life (should have completed Law degree) , and have come to terms with it. Also , I can see into my future , bleak as it is , but have not come to terms with that too : )
My Stepmother is 90+ years old , in a home , waiting to die. Super wealthy lady. Story has it , all her wealth goes to her only blood relation .... a sister. Problem is , sis is confined to a Mental Hospital ... stark raving bonkers !
What a shame , if I could only get my hands on 2/300,000 of Stepmothers Estate I could end life with a bang !
It's e ither that , or winning the Lottery.
Sorry , thats all I could write about. Better than nothing ?
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BREAD
Twenty million dollars for a loaf of bread ? Yes , its happening right now in Zimbabwe , 20 mill zimbabwean dollars for a loaf of bread.
And yes Mugabe will win the forthcoming elections !
How lucky we are , not to have a Mugabe for President. First runner up ... George Bush : )
"Give us this day , our daily bread" , or is it 'chick' ? : )
4. Tuesday 18th March .... Perving and its Perils .......T
As some of you know , I had aching in my left eye , whilst typing out Escape-2 in Feb/Mar. This problem became serious on returning home. Have since seen Doctor , then Optometrist and am now scheduled to see Opthalmologist later on (waiting list).
Doctor who knows me well said : "Thommo you just have to stop perving , its as simple as that". Seems I have 'macular degeneration'. Part of the ageing process. Normally no real cure for it.
In the meantime I have to rest the eyes and wait for new reading glasses. After that , maybe Opthalmologist can help me in some way.
So , I suggest you check this page only every week or second week , whilst I give my eyes a break.
See ya ( ? ) ...... T
3. Wednesday 12th March .... Seven Deadly Sins .... T
SEVEN DEADLY SINS
There is a move to update the seven deadly sins as per the Bible.
The Vatican has asked folks to come forward with their suggestions , here are mine.
Seven deadly sins as per Thommo :
To marry
To fuck anyone outside the 18-28 yr age range.
To never travel overseas
To never experience whore mongering
To pay whores above the going rate (as set by Sir Thomas : )
To seek free sex from the underprivileged (Phils in the main)
To be a Cheap Charlie (mean with others)
2. Wednesday 12th March .... Escape -2 .. Back Home .... T
On return from Esc-2 decided to stock up on condoms. Retirement has been deferred. Blame 'Wow' for that : )
So I Bought x 2 boxes of condoms. Ansell Nuda (extra thin technology). Old lady at cash register looks at me , know what she is thinking (your too old to be fucking). So I say : "Its for my son , he is too shy". That made her day. For a minute , she thought 'what is an old geeser like him fucking , when I do not get any'.
Back home , I have a look at use by date , March 2012. So I've got 4 yrs in which to fuck 24 times. Should be feasible : )
1. Wednesday 12th March .... Fishin Around .... M
To begin with, I am totally shocked that Fish hunter had such a terrible time in the Philippines.
My buddy, GW, and I have traveled to the pilippines several times in the past 3 years. Not one time have we been sorry. We find the ladys are very lovely and very willing to please us. GW is 65 yrs old, i am 60. We have always scored fast and very affordable in Angeles city and in Cebu.Of course, they are different in they,re culture , so, you have to give them a chance to know you.
Perhaps fish-hunter was dressed in shorts and t-shirt when he had his troubles. He should know that the girls there do not try to advertise themselves for sale. I gather from his remarks that he may have gone to the philippines, already in bad mood and with bad attitude-- ( this is not good to meet new girls anywhere, not just philippines)
I myself have really learned to res[pect the phil girls. They do what they have to do to feed the kids, etc. I don,t think they are in prostitution for the fun of it.mr fish hunter should give it one more shot but he should go with someone that he can follow listen and learn.
The phil girls are really and honestly the most loving girls I have seen anywhere, this includes the usa, mexico, canada and china.I think fish hunter needs to kick-back and relax and think positive for a good change. He is missing out on a whole lot of loving!!!
M
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