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Big Ben has struck ,

.............................. and it's issue No.37

HI FOLKS !

Here we go again .... on another voyeuristic journey ....

pervin/observin

to the max : )

WARNING !

This Diary isn't full of fucks. It's also not a Field Report.

It's a personal travel diary , with hopefully occasional 'encounters' explained here and there.

Plenty of sex observations/venues , typical of a pervert/voyeur , your assured.

Including , might I add , 153 pics of nude women , not : )

No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service

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Daily Diary - Escape 1

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Before I arrived in the Philippines :

It's the night before departure. To bed 12 midnight , up 3.45am , taxi arrives around 4.30am to the first of four airports.

Then to second airport (International) , but only time for a quick breakfast. Chinese lady behind counter impressed me (service , not sex appeal : ) and I let her know it too : ) Encouraged , she gave me a questionnaire to fill out. Finished my brekky and filled out the form , giving her place and service a high rating. On leaving , handed her the completed form and said : "Overall , I gave you a nine". She said , what about ten ? I said "Oh no , nine is better , you can always go up. Ten no good , you might go down". She understood , smiled and I was on my way to the Departure Lounge.

Small number of attractive Filipinas at check in counter are now at Departure Lounge. Most if not all making eye contact with me. They live in the Western World but still give ol' me the eye ... amazing. Next to no eye contact from my white sisters during the previous five months. Flips for eye contact : )

Plane takes off 35 mins late , not PAL's fault , airport busy and we were held up waiting to get permission for lift off. Before lift off , filipino across aisle is having his last chat on cellphone. He is talking about price , the price he paid and price he is going to sell. That is , he's a Merchant. Thought sprang through my head .. yeh , next trip think it will be a 'make money trip' , not a spend money trip. Time for me to get involved in some business project. I have been waiting about five years to feel comfortable about getting involved in self employment (one man biz). Hong Kong , go to Trade Exhibition , buy new products , sell. Then in two seconds , 'no , thats no good , $5,000 for the trip , plus $ ......... products , freight and customs duty. And need to buy a car to sell items , petrol etc , no'.

Peanut Butter.

Then another two seconds. Peanut Butter , that's it , make fresh organic peanut butter and sell on eBay , I kid you not. Saw where a guy bought another guys parking ticket on eBay. If people will do that , they'll buy peanut butter on eBay too. No need for car , petrol , shop rent whatever , just pay the eBay fees and away I go. It will not interfere with my lust for travelling. Just will not offer it for sale whilst away on whoring touring. Whattya reckon ? I know I can come up with a good sales spin. I am a very health conscious guy , I like the product (organic pb). So it will be a cruscade of sorts .. selling healthy pb around the world. Whattya reckon ? Have I gone nuts ? !

Lift off came , then later , fasten safety belt sign goes off , out comes laptop and I tap tap for the first time on my computer. Asked portly hostie if we were going to arrive late and thus jeopardize my chances of catching connecting flight. Just stirring them up and letting them know , they've gotta make up time , or Joe (me) will not be happy : ) About that time Captain announces arriving in Manila late , only 45mins before my domestic flight takes off. That is , landing on the airstrip only. Takes 10 mins or more to get to apron etc. After exiting plane , I have to go to Transit Desk for seat allocation , then Immigration and Customs at Mla , and finally across to the Domestic Terminal. It will be a tight squeeze , but do-able.

Now the big long wait on the plane. Time for my first beer since leaving Brazil 3rd March this year. Been a good boy all that time. Now it's time to be bad , real bad : ) Hostie comes down aisle. Its either Carlsberg or Beer na Beer (Filipino). I do not like Carlsberg , but must admit they are the best marketers. Carlsberg is everywhere. Quite often the best selling product is not necessarily the best product , but the best marketed product. For my money , that theory applies to Carlsberg. So I take 'Beer na Beer' and my first sip. Disappointed , strange taste. I only drink half a can , leave the rest. Will wait until Cebu and drink San Mig Light , my favourite in recent years. Its always been all or nothing with me. If I cant have what I want , I go without. That includes girls , as you would know by now , if you have been reading these kind of Diaries a bit. So , no beer on board plane .. that can wait.

I am having a big piss up (beer session) tomorrow , with a foreigner mate of mine. About a 4hr session or more. So better not drink too much today anyway. Six more hours in the plane. What to do ? These long trips are a test of ones patience and endurance. But it will be all worth it , in the end , won't it ? : ) It had better be. I'm going to have radiotherapy on my face on return from this trip. Might leave permanent scars for life. So better enjoy this one before that happens , methinks. Then up out of my seat and walk around. Avoids blood clots and its something to do. Dont like sitting motionless in seat for hours on end.

Walking down the aisle I come across a Filipino guy. Only flips can do it. This guy had the eye shades on , only at an angle. One eye was covered with the shade , the other not and wide open. Presume covered one is asleep and certainly other one was wide open. Now thats what I call being security conscious : )

Then there are about six white guys all in 50's or beyond , and most seeming to have beer bellies. They are getting stuck into the piss (beer). For them , the party has begun. Not hard to imagine ,they are divorcees trying to make up for lost time , time when they were married. Angeles bound no doubt. They will be in Angeles about same time I will be in Cebu. Less than five hours to Manila and counting. Its a drag , but a necessary drag. Life of a Monger ................. Later on I went for a walk again , this time bumping into the 'party boys'. I said to them "off to Angeles" ? One said : 'how did you know'. I said "beer bellies". Actually more than beer bellies , I just had a hunch (psychic : ) they were off to Angeles. He said he'd never drank alcohol in his entire life , but admitted he is a coca cola addict. Getting a caffeine hit no doubt. Well drinking big bottles of coke can give ya a gut too I suppose. They gave me a tip re Cebu Pacific and cheap air tickets to Bangkok. But when you look at the small print , bottom of page (Newspaper onboard) , flight is not so cheap. Fuel surcharge and various taxes add considerably to the initial quoted fare. Also no mention of return flights. Maybe Pacific Fair don't have permission to take passengers out of Bangkok ? Anyway , might check it out if Phil's is dull. Three hours to Manila and counting .. then connecting flight to paradise city ... Cebu City : )

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ARRIVAL PHILIPPINES :

Here we go .. a long yawn :

PICS

To protect the innocent , and my ass , I have placed girlie pics out of order , so that the pics you are viewing , do not necessarily relate to the text you are reading at that same time. Of course , some times the pic and text do relate to each other. Especially when I can see no harm in doing it that way.

For sure , the girls on this page match the text. Its your job to find out who/when/where : )

And its my job to protect the girls identity and my ass : )

Enjoy !

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Arrival in Philippines.

Somehow we made it , arriving in Manila late , leaving me a total of 45 mins from touch down , to catch connecting flight to Cebu. Once fasten seat belt signs were off I took off , getting twenty rows further up the plane before being blocked by folks taking their luggage down from overhead lockers. Then out of the plane , walking briskly passing lots of folks. To the Transfer Desk , some folks there but not long queues. Take the shortest queue , then I realise an 8.5 back at start of trip (International Airport) is directly in front of me.

Did not mention her before cause after checking in her baggage she disappeared. Didnt think she got on our plane , but must have. Tight leotards showing every crevice of her body. Add to that an innocent 'fuck me' face .. full sized boobs .. and travelling on her own. Boy , cant miss this opportunity , so said to her with a big cheesy smile : "going to Cebu" ? She said 'no , Davao'. Shucks. I told her I'm going to Cebu. She asked what time my flight. I told her she said "you'd better take my place in the queue" , stepped back and so I took her place in the queue , next to be served. Here I am chatting to a 8.5 who is going to a different place ! Yeh , I know , cellphone tag , but just had to catch that Cebu flight and the filipinos around me were staring at the two of us and listening to every word. Not forgetting these flips live in the Western World too (corrupted : ) If they were not breathing down my neck and if I was not affected by such a long flight (15hrs since I left home) I might have 'pounced'.

Later , I thought : could have slipped her my cell tag and told her I am visiting Davao in a weeks time , with sweet words like : "you might be able to help show me around". She was the helping kind , think she might have taken the bait , but alas , did not think of that one at the time. What would a top 8.5 , living 11 years in the Western World , now 18-20yrs of age , want with an ageing grandpa like me ? She'd have young spunks back in her adopted country (my country) servicing her day and night. Her parents would have money , she'd have money. So I just accepted the nice experience , got my boarding pass , thanked her for the assistance , joined the immigration queue.

Once through immi , raced down to the mini customs desk where they hold transfer passengers luggage. Got there , they said "no , you have to collect from carousel nowadays". Back to carousel , luckily spying my two bags conveniently sitting side by side. Grab em , to Customs , they stamp docket , out the door and racing up the steps I go. Time in Manila was 5 mins ahead of time pilot told us on board. So thats 5 mins less I had , from touch down to lift off ... about 40 mins max (Taxi-ing on Manila runway , Transfer Desk , Immigration queue , collect bags , customs , scurry to domestic terminal , two security checks , departure tax ticket , board plane) Through two security check points/machines. Second one asked me to take my shoes off. Run around other side of machine grab bags and shoes , take off for Cebu departure desk , walking in my sox. They said my name , I said yes , they said "been waiting for you". Onto the plane , still walking quickly in my sox (no time for shoes) , and as I sat down in seat , they locked plane door and we taxi'd onto the airstrip. Just made it , but only just. If it wasnt for "Miss 8.5" I might have missed the flight.

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Paradise regained (Cebu City)

Within 65mins we were in Cebu , my overseas home. Limo to secret place of abode we'll code name : Tomville. After many years residing at the same place , I decided to upgrade by P200 per day. New place has a bit more space etc. Shower , only a trickle of water , collect in hands toss over myself. Shower not working. Great , hot tropics , grubby from long trip and no shower : ) I shave , then out the door and to Shakeys Pizza. I ask for a San Mig light , they dont sell , only draught. Have a draught and pizza. Draught was better than Beer na Beer , but still not right. Have I gone off beer in the last five and a half months ? Not likely : ) Ordered a second draught , but could not drink it. Drinking beer right now was not for me.

Whilst sitting at my spider and fly spot (two chair table right up against window with view of passing girls on footpath nearby) I started to feel heavy and sleepy. Yeh , go with the flow , back to the room and sleep. Its an offnight , Pump Disco can wait. Back to my room to start sleep at 11pm. Up 7am and give out gifts to Tomville staff , chocolates that are only available in my country (unique : ) Costing me $2.50 (Pesos100 ?) each person x 6 in total .. $15 investment.

Forgot to mention. Arrived at Tomville wrong time of the year. They are painting the place out. No one told me when I made the reservation. Very strong paint smell everywhere , except in my room , which they said they will paint when I check out (thank God for that !) In addition to that they are doing plumbing (my shower : ) , electrical , carpentry , d' works. Hammers banging 8am next morning , below me and in the room right next door to me. Oh Thommo , you sure pick em

Tap this out , then some chores including calling on Bully. Apart from chatting to an 8.5 from Davao , no excitement so far. Lots of eye contact , and a mild hangover from only one and a half small jugs of beer. What's going on ? : ) Stay tuned and you will find out. Busy day today , and my first night in Flipsville for about a year.

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Tomorrow Page 2 : Thommo organises Bully (security for native sleaze joints) , meets foreigner friends , hits the nightspots. It's great to be back again. Miss Davao 8.5 is haunting me. Can't get her out of my mind. But surely an 18-20 yr old girl , who has already got her 'green card' would not be interested in me ? Was she just being nice to an 'elderly gentleman' ?

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PICS

Don't forget : To protect the innocent , and my ass , I have placed girlie pics out of order , so that the pics you are viewing , do not necessarily relate to the text you are reading at that same time. Of course , some times the pic and text do relate to each other. Especially when I can see no harm in doing it that way.

For sure , the girls on this page match the text. Its your job to find out who/when/where : )

And its my job to protect the girls identity and my ass : )

Enjoy !

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First day in Paradise (Cebu City)

Guess what happened. It was 9am first morning in Cebu .. Miss Davao 8.5 taps on my door. She cancelled her Davao flight , caught a later flight to Cebu and tracked me down.

In ya dreams , T , in ya dreams : )

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Here is what actually happened :

Got cellphone charged , same place as previous trips , but different girl this time. Cellphone girl is getting her nails on her feet painted whilst charging up my cell. Manicurist painting her nails starts telling me about her problem , which was : She has a 16yr old son from a German guy. German has never sent support money , never. I give her the best advice I could , and in the process putting the shit on the German : ). Then she asks me for my cell phone number. Smiling I said "Oh no , I come to Philippines to have fun , not problem your son" Then gave her one of my b. grade email addresses and told her to email me when my vacation is over , in 3 weeks time. I would then help her out best I could. Dont want to get mixed up in others probs when I am supposed to be having fun. Filipino's have problems , did you know ? All of them , every single one of them. As soon as they start trotting out their problems its time to move on , cause the problems never stop : )

Next stop .. Gaisano Metro to get new batteries for watch which started to malfunction at the beginning of my trip. He replaces battery for P45 , P800 in my country (incl labour). Everywhere I go I clown/joke/muck around and they all ask me "What's your country". I try and avoid answering best I can cause don't want them to think all people from my country are idiots like me : )

To Bully's house. After a long wait he comes out , looks half asleep , grubby and unhappy. I give him a picture calendar and tell him to call 9pm tonight. He does not seem to be very interested to see me or very interested in anything I say. Will see tonight. If he turns up grubby and glum I will send him away. Come to think of it , the only smiling faces I have seen so far have been on the women. The guys are glum. Maybe they are thinking .. “Oh , another Joe , here to fuck our women” : )

Out to Tom Restaurant (code named to protect the innocent) we’ll call ‘Tomrest’ and all the girls cheer and call out my name. Around one year and many hundreds of customers later , and they still remember me. And they reminded me of the competition I ran with them last time. I said .. 'you are having major renovations here so the competition this time will be called "Miss Renovations 2007". "Better prizes this year too". Readers , remember last year the first runner up got half a post card and second runner up got the other half of the same postcard ? Forgot what the winner got , wasn't much.

This gal is mentioned much later on in this page. Hint : Body below the waist line was even more impressive : ) She's a '6'.   Lost a point through being 'devious' , otherwise she'd be a '7' : )

Hungry , so ordered full size Fish and Chips (P240). The fish was crap , tasteless and fell into little crumbs , when I touched it with the fork. One of those re constituted things ? You know , scraps of fish on boats deck , swept up , sold as scraps , stuck together somehow and sold to suckers like me. So far , the beer has no taste (on airplane and at Shakeys) , and now the fish has no taste. What's this a sign of ?

Off to CitiBank near entrance to Starbucks entrance to Ayala. Curious to see if my bank card (not credit card) will work .. it does .. voila P15,000. Then to Money Changer Ayala and collect P33,000. All cashed up now .. P48,000. My budget this trip is P4000 per day , everything (accom , food , taxi's , drinks , chicks). Got a feeling I am going to spend more than that though.

Back to my room and realize my cellphone is not working. Bought it off friend last trip for P10,000 equiv , hardly used it on that trip , one year down the track , batteries charged , cell fully loaded and its on the blink. So far my trip is looking rather dysfunctional. For sure I know I am in the Philippines (dysfunctional) and not back home (functional). So now to friend bearing unique gifts. He is the one who sold me the cell phone. Maybe he can get it working again. I find friend is not there , and Filipino staff supplies me with misinformation (typical : ) "Foreigners come here , first Sunday of each new month" he says , and repeated that about three times. Can not be right. Will call back again later.

Got the cell phone sorted out and its working again. Call friend on cell , no answer. Memory a bit blank , cannot remember everything I did this day. Lets say "going around in circles". Nothing much achieved. Later on I return to same Ayala spot and find a friend of my friend there (F of F). He tells me my friend , who we will call Elusive (El) has rented out his house and living in a cheap downtown room. Oh , living downtown would be horrible. Run down buildings , pothole roads , rats and pimps running around. El must be down and out. Sorry to say , but I told him so years ago. Told him not to do what he planned to do , but he went ahead and did it. I predict even worse for him now , especially when I hear his health is also failing him. For sure El will die in Cebu City and within 5 yrs is my prediction.

Philippines gobbles up people , left right and centre. Especially the fools .. no toleration for fools : ) If you jet in and jet out , all is well. If you stay .. problems , for most. This guy (F of F) then has a visitor and the two of them get into deep discussions about video games. Not for me , I pay my chit and move to another favourite spot where I bump into an interesting guy who has a directly opposite outcome to El. This new acquaintance has been living in Phils 12yrs , a builder , has now built hundreds of homes. Owns a nice house , wife and himself have luxury cars. Transferring profits out of Phils on a regular basis. The guy is obviously the type who would survive anywhere. He has been married to the same Phil wife for 25yrs , they have five kids. Wow , this guy is a genius. Certainly an exception. He jetted in , he stayed , he is successful and happy. Isn’t supposed to be like that : )

By now I have drunk too many beers (SanMig Light). Not a lot for some guys , but a lot for me , around five beers on an empty stomach. So off to Tomrest , order another beer and food. Night girls not so attractive or cheery. Think I will limit the Miss Renovation 2007 competition to the day girls. Food this time ok (not fish and chips : ) Back to my room feeling a bit grubby (humidity) , inebriated and sleepy. For a full one week before this trip started I was getting up 1am/3am (excited). Have been lacking a good nights sleep for about ten days now. Bully arrives and he is freshly washed , nicely dressed and smiling. I give him P200 , tell him my day was not really good , in the wrong mood , cancel the proposed nights manoeuvres , we will try again tomorrow night. He's happy , P200 for having a shower and calling. Off he goes to return again same time tomorrow night. I flop on the bed 9pm , wake up 3am and type this out. For sure Philippines does not excite me as in days of yore. Been to Philippines so many times. Might just have to start reconnoitring new countries like Cambodia , Vietnam wherever. But now that I am in Cebu City , how can I raise the excitement level ? Perhaps patience is the answer. Just wait .. and things will start to happen ? This morning ‘domestics’ , ie , to the Supermarket and buy bits needed in the room , eg, mosquito coils , thongs for room/shower etc. Are you still with me .. and reading this ? Your a genius : )

Tomorrow Page 3 ...... a sleaze girlie bar crawl with Bully , and more ! : )

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Off to Tomrest for brekky. Good one. Request and get list of contestants (Miss Renovations). Awarded one girl 2 points for sorting out a problem with my cell phone , and half a point to another girl who tried but could not sort out the problem. Half point girl jokingly queried why only half a point and requested a review to one point. Chat with a foreigner , first timer Philippines. In a few short weeks he has done his balls , found a filipino biz partner and invested in a biz hitherto he does not know anything about. Throwing his money away. Gave him some unasked advice. Dont think he was listening too closely ... done his balls on the Philippines. Emotions involved.

On departure from Tomrest told half point gal she had been reclassified to one point. So there is a two pointer , one pointer and three no pointers so far. Only day shift qualify for the contest. Conditions apply. Secret BJ's for starters : ) Feeling relaxed and better now. Getting into the rhythm of the place and fully rested. Things can only get better. Call into same cell phone shop again just to confirm with that girl , for second time , my phone is working , no probs. When I started to leave she said "Where are you going". I said , 'There and back again' , she smiled , off I go. She's in the bag , only prob is , I do not like her , about a 3 on my scale , but for someone else possibly a 5/6.

Yesterday I could not get shower water to come out. Today can get it to come out but can not get it to shut off. Water has now been running non stop for 2hrs. Front Desk said 8am it will be fixed , I return from Tomrest 9am and still no one has had a look at Shower. If they do not worry , then I do not worry : ) Time to go and shop for 'domestics'. After that , think its "Meet the People" time. Strolling around down town Colon streets looking for a cutey to hand my cell phone tag to. So easy , but ya gotta be cheeky , to do it. Saves a bar fine and money talk beforehand , and its better sex with these non pay for players. As you know , you still pay one way or another. But better sex this way , better. Cannot hand out cell tags to Ayala type of girls. Very limited opportunities for that cheeky procedure at Ayala. Working class/poor , frequent Colon area. Target the poor , and vulnerable : )

Then domestic shopping uptown , and it went smoothly. Took up position at Cashiers queue behind a 7.25 , and quickly got my cell tag out and on the ready. As I was doing that , the 7.25 slowly turned away from me giving me her back. Message received loud and clear : "Don't try" : ) When she left the store her ass , legs , hips wobbled very sexily. Decided then and there to re classify her to 7.75. Even so , no one has got anywhere near Miss Davao 8.5. After all , there is a limited supply of 8.5's aint there : )

To Thongs Dept , a nice girl serves me. To Cashier , another tiny one , '5' on the Richter/Root-her scale. I told her I come to her store every 2 or 3 yrs and buy new slippers (thongs). She said : "But I will not be here next time , contract expires October". In other words try me now , while you've got a chance : ) Wished her good luck in the future and off I go back to my room to offload the merchandise. I see storm clouds are gathering. Might disrupt my 'Meet the People' tour. Thunder , lightning , and rain came. Tour postponed for now. Taxi's next to impossible to get also. Filipinos do not like rain on their hair and so will ride taxis to avoid it. Resulting in a rush for taxis. Then weather cleared up , so I walk all the way to Eddies. Confirmed my initials still emblazened on one of the log cabin posts , next to snake (below). Give waiter named 'X' larger sized gift than 2 yrs before. Told him 2yrs ago I would come back with a bigger one , but didnt know at time it would take two years to do so. Same original small gift cost me $1.50 , this new medium sized one cost me $3.50. No more after this one : ) Its for his daughter. Think she is around 15yrs old now. Three more (years) to go : )

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Eddies Log Cabin Coffee Shop. Sign to right of snake says : "Cowboys , scrape the shit off your boots before entering" Regardless of that sign , it's a discrete place to take your quality girl. Note : My initials are permanently emblazened on the nearby pole (VIP Customer status : ) Of course , when the 'unique gifts' stop , my status at Eddies will be reviewed : )

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Eddies has been renovated , looking great. Had a small snack then generous tip to 'X' , might never see him again. Out of there and to Tomrest to eat again. But before that , walked around Colon artery streets , "Meet the People" , only problem ... no one talked to me : ) Stopped at Golden Crust Bakery and Disco. At front there is the retail bakery , then behind , karaoke , then behind that Disco .. (nights). Will check it out later on. Catch taxi to watering hole 'El' frequents , he is there and I give him the unique gifts. Sat down with him and his friends for three hours , and never drank a single beer. After only about 7 beers last night I am only feeling 80% right now. Like to feel 100%. To Tomrest again and ate more. Tonight its sleaze tour with Bully. Will drink some beer then , so put food in the stomach first. Back to my room by 8pm , type this out , then its Bully at 9pm. Something will happen tonight : )

I am ready to rumble 8.55pm , leave my room and about to exit front door of accom and Bully arrives. This guy is punctual. Not normal for Flips to be so punctual. I'll have to have words with him about this : ) First taxi we stop tells Bully hire charge is P400 per hour , bullshit. I get out of taxi and walk to another one. Bully yells out "Sir , Sir" , but I ignore him , open door of second taxi and say 'P200 per hour ' ? to driver. He says yes , and so we hop in. First stop Pharmacy for Red Bull. Feeling sleepy after all that food. Cannot afford to be sleepy , on this my third night in the Philippines. First 'target' , a place I will call Pirate Bar , but actual name is : "Liza's Sea Fun Pub". What a name , give us a break : ) And as expected , it was bloody hard to find. No one knew where the place was including the taxi driver. I was determined to find it cause someone told me "Best bar in Cebu City". Well its not in Cebu City its in Mandaue City , an extension of Cebu City. We enter , and find 30/40 girls rated 6's or 7's , not a 5 in sight. And remember this is when I am cold sober. No drunks rating here , came in ‘cold’. Maybe some of them are 8's (eye of beholder). Yes 30/40 girls , interesting decor , atmosphere , and music of the 1980's (sorry , but right up my alley). Same music I used to play in my Disco many years ago. Wow ! I thought , "have we found the lost paradise" ? 3/4 foreigners and 30/40 girls. Now that’s what I call good odds. Yes , I would say , if not the best bar , pretty close to best bar Cebu City and surrounds , and its one that no one , absolutely no one talks about. How come ? A girl props on other side of bar I am sitting at. Attractive enough. Initially I thought a 7 but later on my trained eye gave her a 5.8. Whilst thinking she is a ‘7’ I decide to let the money flow and buy her a P150 Ladies Drink. Then later I buy her two attractive friends Ladies Drinks. Take pics of Pirate statue (see pic below) and then out of there , cause I had a long list of places to check out , eg , Mactan long way off. For sure I will return tomorrow night minus Bully. No need for him at this kind of place , its as safe as hell.

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Pirate Bar. Girls bra and hair in dissaray. Wonder who was responsible for that ? : )   The specific address , phone number etc of Liza's Sea Fun Pub (Pirate Bar) , Mandaue City , can be found in the Facts section of this website , under Cebu City ... scroll down to "Mandaue". Worth checking out , I tell you.

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Then we arrive at Mactan , long way off , enter Cadillac Restaurant/Disco. P80 entrance = first drink. I had been to Caddy , on a trip before and did not like it. Looks like same was going to happen all over again this trip , until the place came alive and the girls (non pay for play 90%) were particularly friendly. Small number of foreigners in attendance , who were in the right spirit , that is , not worrying how much the bar fine was etc , just worrying about having innocent fun with the girls. Maybe 3/4 girls were freelancers and the other 10/15 non freelancers , and fuckable within three days (?).

Singer at Cadillac. Good clean fun at Cadillac. No hardcore attitudes here. Friday nights only , though. Other nights too quiet.

OK , enough innocent fun , around 12.15 midnight we split for “Golden Crust Bakery and Disco” , Colon St , Cebu City itself. I ask you , what bakery in this world , runs a disco ? Golden Crust , that’s who : ) We walk through the bakery section , then videoke room , where we enter hot and humid GC Disco itself. It was like an oven , perhaps this is where they bake the bread ? : ) Small number of girls in attendance , ten in all , maybe 1/2 respectably attractive. Lots of dongs (guys). Time to be careful in this dark dungeon (drunk dongs ?) , and too hot , so we backtrack to the front retail bakery section where we had fun with the regular (non hooker) girls working in Bakery Shop. Some 3’s and 4’s only , but they fuck just the same , and most prob better than 7’s : )

Sorry , but I am now back in my room , a little bit inebriated and sleepy , its 3.10am now , after having typed out the above and playing with 70 odd pics I took this night (Cropping , Enhancing , Deleting etc) For sure this was my best night for a long time. Lots of fun at Pirate Bar , Cadillac and Golden Crust. Lots and lots. Skipped through it a bit , didn’t give details of fun , takes too long to type out , but a really relaxed fun night .. best for possibly years. And of course I have a nice non hooker in the pipeline (ex Caddy). Ya gotta do that crawl 1. Pirate 2. Cadillac and 3. ... end up in the sewer at Golden Crust : ) Took us 4 hours to complete. Will backtrack to Pirate and Cadillac again tomorrow night by myself. No need for Bully then. Golden Crust yes , handy having someone like Bully around , in fact a con man tried to move in on me at GC Disco but Bully told him to buzz off. I could have told the guy that , but you know the hustler types , they come back and try again within seconds etc and can be a real pest. One word from Bully and the guy shut his mouth and sat silently. I don't knickname him Bully for nothing. He looks like a bully : )

Great night , beer tastes great now (SM Light). For sure plenty of fucks at Pirate and limited but pretty fucks at Cadillac. One such Caddy Cookie is on this page somwehre. Not telling specifically where : ) Escape-1 is now looking good. Pays to be patient. Tomorrow I am alone , I will sweet talk my ‘target’. Find out day off , pass on cell phone. My ‘target’ was born for me ... lovely slutty eyes , big pouty lips. Born to suck Thommo’s cock , thats for sure. Which one is she on this page ? : )

It's nearly six months since Brazil. So better activate the dicky bird before it gets rusty : )

Tomorrow Page 4 ... I will hand out pics at Pirate and check whether or not I missed an ‘8’ night before , then to Caddy , hand out pics and give ‘Target’ her pics with my cell tag stuck on back of one. Will point that out to her. When I left Caddy night before she asked me “Whats your name’. I said “Ferdinand Marcos”. Tonight I will get serious and let her know I expect to fuck her within the week , or else I will take my dick elsewhere : )

After Caddy , to Pump disco in search of a pump ('fuck' for those who do not know). Costing me some in taxi fares (P800/U$20 approx) , but when its time to move ya gotta move.

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Today is a bit of a blank. Went to Kodak where girl says "Where's my digital camera , the one you promised me". Joker. For sure I would not have promised her that (previous trip/s). Sometimes the girls get in before me ... joking/clowning , that is. Especially when they know I like taking the piss out of them. Amazing that she : 1. Remembered me from one year ago , and 2. Knew that I take the piss out of folks , if I can. This time the 'target' got in before me. Soos ! Anyway , this girl turns out to be as thick as a log , and says we cant use pics in my data key , must use camera memory card only. The 41 pics on data key have been cropped , enhanced etc whereas there are 70 odd pics on memory card , some of which are to be deleted and others to be modified in someway (enhanced etc). So its a case of going through all 70 odd again with her , cutting numbers required to 41 and then telling her how many copies each one. When there are four people in the pic I need four copies and so on. We go through all 70 odd pics , cut it down to 41 and whilst doing so she asks me "How many copies" , and I tell her how many for each individual pic , to be handed out to chicks later on. We get to the end and then she says "How many copies you want of each one ". Shit we had just done that. Eventually we get through the lot again and its a P266 chit. Taxi last night to get pics , taxi again tonight will be P200 plus (Mandaue and Mactan) to deliver the pics , plus P266 processing. Theres gotta be a fuck in there somewhere , for me : )

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To Tomrest , eat well , return accom , shower. Still plumbing probs. Did some other bits and pieces then to falang (foreigner) meeting spot where a fellow countryman is also sitting. He has just got shafted (screwed) by his filipino wife , divorce in progress. She gets 60% and papers drawn up with her lawyer , not his. Guy will be lucky to get anything. I predict a typical scenario whereby she keeps 100% (not 60) , he takes her to Court for his cut , she bribes judge with P10,000 or more and Court awards in her favour (the lot). Can't win. And this same guy , sitting next to me at the table , is very aggressive , especially towards the gay waiters serving us. Spoiled the meeting to some extent. Bad atmosphere pervades our table , all because of him. Made a decision to keep away from him in future. I am here to have fun.

Left meeting place around 6.30pm , dropped off pics to GoldenBakery , ate again at Tomrest , then to Pirate and Caddy dropping off pics to chicks. Return to accom , time flies and its 10pm and I am sleepy. Too early for Pump , so put alarm on for 12 midnight and crash. Wake up to find its 2am , alarm did not go off. Must have set if for 12 noon instead of 12 midnight. Update : Yes , confirmed , alarm set for 12noon instead of 12 midnight ! One good thing though , and very good at that is : One of the nice chics in pics (best one from my viewpoint) had text me whilst I was asleep. Earlier on had placed my cell tag phone number (peel and stick on variety) on back of her pic. Made sure when I gave her pic she saw cell tag. The romance begins. How many days before I fuck her ?

On arising , I immediately return fire and text a meeting with her for next day , her day off. It's 2am in the morning , she is most prob too busy fucking with her filipino boyfriend to answer right now : ) Cellphones , wouldnt be without them (Philippines). So cookie in the oven. Must take more pics and stick more cell phone tags on back of pics. New way of securing pussy , and only nice ones at that too. Naturally after having a four hour nap I am fresh and ready to rumble. Back to the basics ... "fucking the fist" ... 'cause Cebu City is winding down right now , not up (it's 2am plus).

Check calendar , then finances , pondering will I try and extend stay to three weeks or return home within two weeks ? Today , got a broad idea what I am going to do. Need to source more pretty non whore girls via the pic/camera procedure. "Hey want pic" ? . Click , deliver copy next day with cell phone number stuck on back of pic/s. Wait for phone to ring (text). Way to go.

Try as I might , to retire from whoring , there still seems to be some monger left in me. Once a monger always a monger. You can take the Monger out of the bar , but not the bar out of the Monger : ) By the way , re Pirate Bar. Have since found out most local foreigner residents know this place , but apparently not us fly in/fly out types. Also , before I would have rated it '8' and possibly the top bar in Cebu. Now I would rate it a 7 , and place it in the top five of interesting bars of Cebu. The problem is , Pirate is full of (nice) whores. If they had a sign over front door "No whores behind these doors" I'd give it a ten , but the whorish factor seriously affects its rating ... don't you think ? : )

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After having my first successful session in the Internet Cafe with my laptop I head for brekky at Tomrest. Hop in a totally clapped out taxi. My kind of taxi. Driver tries to force gear stick into 2nd gear , wont go. Finally gets it in and then thought he had to make up for lost time , accelerator flat to the floor and we head screaming towards a T intersection. Told him to slow down. Next thing , he starts heading in the wrong direction. I castigate him , then decide 'no use' , let him go his way. I said "If meter P60 or more , firing squad for you tomorrow". He said : 'You kill me'. I said : "Firing squad dong , say goodbye to your wife and kids and go to church today and say some prayers". He tells me he is a Jeepney driver not a taxi driver , standing in for one day only. I said "Oh so , we go the Jeepney way" .. long way (Jeepney route). Arrive at Tomrest and amazingly meter is same as the short way P50. Yet he must have gone 25/30% longer way. Not only taxi body , but gear box , shock absorbers , and driver are all buggered , plus meter too , it seems. Philippines , I love the chaos : ) Outside Tomrest , and with meter reading P50 , I told him "Firing Squad cancelled" He said "No firing squad ? , what religion you". I said 'The Devils religion". Smiles. He's happy , he lives to support his family and drive the Jeepney tomorrow. And he got a P10 tip from me. Best taxi ride so far : )

Taxi Driver "You kill me" ? He's happy. Now that he has escaped the firing squad.   A '9' (taxi driver)

Inside Tomrest the usual larking about with the girls , especially cause owner is not around. Ate a lot of food , about equivalent of three or four Filipino meals. Girls said "Are you hungry today" ? . Flips are always good for stating the obvious. Finished eating , then paid chit/bill and on exiting I said to the girls 'Oh well , I am off to my favourite Restaurant now , to have breakfast'. They didnt know if I was taking the piss out of them or serious. Return to room and inspect washing I have hung up in shower recess. When all the excess water has dropped off I will bring washing into bedroom area for final drying. I'm nicely organised this trip , new gold plated cup hooks and new green twine to hang the clothes on.

Check cell phone I left locked away in my room. Message from 'Chosen One' (CO). I re-text and the sms war begins back and forth. Finally we have got a time and date to meet. Getting closer to the target (CO). All things good come to those who are patient. Clothing brought out to bedroom clothes line , then to Robinsons Coffee Shop where its reported pick ups are possible. Whilst in that area check Cebu Pacific return ticket price to Davao. Might break the Cebu routine and shuffle on over to Davao for two days.

Enter main entrance of Robinsons and there is Bo's Cof Shop , canteen style , in middle of walkway. Ideal Spider and Fly spot facing the main door. Girls coming and going all the time. Perverts delight. Only problem your sitting out in the open , sort of 'abandoned there whilst people walk around ya , left and right , day and night. Another factor .. as the girls are heading for main store behind ya , they are walking rather briskly. Harder to stop them. At Ayala spot , my S&F location is in a cul de sac of sorts and thus girls slow down cause they cannot go much further past my table. Anyway catching fish was never easy. Cebu Pacific is right there next to Bo's. I go in and get quote for Davao .. half price Phil Airlines charged me last trip. I make a reservation only , at this stage. Enquire about Bangkok , unreal price , same low price I paid in Bangkok 20yrs ago. Certainly an encouragement for folks to fly. But in the back of my mind is Cebu Pacifics tragic accident on the Cebu-Davao flight , a few short years ago. Their plane slammed into Mount Apo (Davao) , killing all on aboard if I remember correctly. And there was another plane which also slammed into mountains on way Davao City. It was a second level airline (not PAL) too. For sure , if I fly and if its bad weather , I would cancel my flight and travel another day. Will not fly , bad weather , in Philippines (or Thailand).

To favourite foreigners haunt (name with-held to protect the innocent) we will call FH. Actually one waiter told me the other day , people come and say "Thommo is recommending your place on Internet". Should get a discount on my beer for all the traffic I am sending their way. Another good day of conviviality at this spot , but I seem to spoil the evenings by drinking too much during the afternoon , then getting sleepy around 9/10pm. Today the Jesus freaks have taken over this cul de sac , about 300 of them. They set up a stage , microphone etc and sing hymns , preacher preaches and so forth. These same people take over Alyssa's tables and seats. So I got the girl at Alyssa's to place Reserved sign on my table. Then I see attractive one walking around looking for a non existent vacant table. I tell her she can have my table , which she does , with her girl friend. I got up went across to foreigner spot 10mtrs away , whilst they took over my table with Reserved sign on it. What a way to hook a babe. So no jesus freaks can steal my table now , only an attractive jesus freak. Naturally I left my cell phone tag on the table , didnt I. I see from about 15/20mtrs away , they stare and stare at it , memorising it I hope : )

Later on church service is over , they smile , wave to me and walk off. Few mins later , 'beep beep' and text message from JF (Jesus Freak). Church service is over , now they can get down to business : ) Boy , things are heating up. They say when it gets hot , get out of the Kitchen. I say "stay in the kitchen". We will code name pretty jesus freak as JF. I ask them (text) for a meet. They agree , next day same place Alyssa , minus the preacher etc. Good one. These religious girls really know how to get it on. Its magic screwing a nice girl : ) Not to forget I have a date with CO (Chosen One) today too , later on. Will I ever get to Pump Disco ? A lovely afternoon , four of us guys swapping bullshit over beer , lovely. One guy is new to the table and I told him , like I proudly tell everyone else "I first arrived in Phils 1974". This always gains me status. The guy smiled and gave me recognition. Then 10/15mins later he snookered me and said something like "Yes , I remember in the Marines when I first visited Philippines in 1961". Asshole , cunning bugger , sat back and listened to my tales and then comes in and says he was here in Phils 13 yrs before I was .. good one.

Bugs Bunny Met whilst on a "meet the people" walk.

Did a bit of walkabout , "meeting the people". Came across Bugs. See pic above. She hinted we meet away from her workplace .. (meet at) "Jollibee" she said. I pretended not to understand , smiled and walked off. Her eyes were too big. Confucius says : "Girl with big eyes has big snatch" . Really , I have enough on my books already. Having too many is not smart. And I thought she wasnt a fuck (quick one). So back to the Conference Table at Foreigner Central : The aggressive one from yesterday is not aggressive today and I found out why. He has nice pussy coming to see him. Girl arrives around closing time (last drinks , last drinks) in shorts. Cute , lively girl. Her eyes wander , especially in my direction. I find this a problem in life ... once the girls see me , they cant look at another man : ) Seriously now , I know why this chick is interested in me. I am dressed and presented like I have some bread/money. Her boyfriend is in plastic thongs , and cheap clothing (bought in Phils) and huge beer gut. Everything I have got on looks classy , and bought from outside the Philippines. Girls then think "aah money" : ) But then again it could be my big dick. Forgot to zip my trousers : )

OK , its time for me to go back to room , shower , change clothes and meet Chosen One (CO). She fronts at appointed spot on time , with girl friend in tow. This is code language for : "Your not fucking me tonight". Had a romantic time at Lighthouse Restaurant , Mango Ave. Did not drink any beer. Flip girls like non drinkers , better marriage material : ) ... I give her P200 for taxi's. I know taxis don't normally cost that much , and she will catch a Jeepney (P5) anyway , but the cash is to hint "Yeh , I am willing to spend babe". Will text her again , or she will text me ... cookie in the oven , 'Chosen Cookie'. Its now about 10pm , I have spent a fortune , including P4700 on a gold plated bracelet (upping the ante/appearance/bait). I have also drunk too much beer , earlier in day. So I crash on bed , wake up 1am , check pics I took that day , and type the above out.

It's now 2.25am ... "Life of a Sex Reporter wasn't meant to be easy" : ) Back on the bed , up around 6/7am to 24hr Internet Cafe and test run my new secret system. Cannot elaborate , Big Brother might be reading this too. Yeh , he will read it 3 weeks after its happened , but he might use the info against me on the following trip. It's all happening ... text wars between me and the girls. Who will win ? Happy , happy. I am happy and harmonious. Wasn't that way when I first arrived from the Western World a couple of days ago. Asian babes charms , and laid back pace/atmosphere does the trick.

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Monday. I get up around 7am head to Internet Cafe , and confirm "everything going to plan" (Big Brother). To Tomrest where the contest continues. Nearly every time I go there I tell individual girls things like "Sorry you just lost one point" (mix up with order , whatever). The tension is building. Competition between the girls is increasing. Soon I will be able to tell them : "If you wanna enhance your chances , crawl under my table and give me a blow job , whilst I eat my scrambled eggs". Fondling and cock grabbing is just around the corner : ) JF is texting me like crazy ... religious fervour , she wants to convert me (religion). And I want to convert her (sex). Will the two ever converge ? I can just imagine her , on top of me , bucking away and screaming out : "The Lord is great , he provideth well". Frustrating , getting close to my first fuck this tour , but not yet a fuck. Frustrating. Head for the brothels or gogo bars ? Not me , that's history , years ago , not nowadays.

Bully is supposed to report in today , whether or not his wife/daughters have recruited something nice for me. Add to that Chosen One and Jesus Freak prospects. The oven is reaching capacity. I know , I have nothing on my bed , all pipeline (pipedream ?) stuff. But thats the way I like it .... nurturing , turning up the heat , on those cookies in the oven , then pop ! out they come and gobble , gobble. Prospects , I love my prospects. It’s the chase , not the sex : )

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PIC ... 0010 Bakers Shop , Golden Crust (Disco). Girls on offer there. Sorry , pic lost. I blame new 'Big Brother' technique for that. Girls were 2's , 3's and maybe one was a 4. So you didnt miss much.

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Cookies in the oven ? No , too crusty : ) OK so neither JF or CO have been fucked yet. Cold feet , shy or what ? As this happens , Bully's 22yr old College Student daughter recruits a fellow student for me. We will call FS. This FS is in financial trouble (aren't they all : ). Bully's daughter (BD) is coming today 2pm with 'lamb to the slaughter' aka , FS. I asked to meet FS at Bo's Coffee Shop but the girl wants to meet in my room. I know why too. Doesnt want to be seen in public chatting to foreigner ... spells 'prostitute'. So at least I have someone to interview today. Getting closer. At same time bloody CO texes me and wants to meet me. Why don't they come when they are supposed to ? I give her an excuse and say "tomorrow". No word from JF today. Everything else going smoothly. FS arrives and she is cute. Turns out to be a reasonable blowjob and fuck , but the fresh cute face is the highlight. First year at College , ID sighted (18yrs). She agreed to recruit more for me at her College , returning 2pm Thursday. Bully will return from Leyte 11am Wed with one too , he says.

FS , who later became : CC I liked her fresh healthy face. No make up helped too. That got her over the line : ) Thighs were a tad 'heavy' , and boobs a bit small = 5.5 If it wasnt for her 'fresh' appeal , she'd be a '4' It was her lucky day : )

Following usual routine .. pick up photo copies for handout , eat , meet foreigners , back to room fairly early. Along the way , I checked out Bo's Coffee Shop at Robinsons again. Word has it on the internet , it's a Spider and Fly spot. So far its potential is in the ok region only. One obvious factor .. there is more eye candy at Ayala , much more , including an 8.5 in shorts , only 7mtrs from me earlier this day. This Ayala babe reminded me of "Miss Davao 8.5" earlier on in the trip , only this one has a slightly superior face. Miss D had a slightly superior body. Which do you go for ? I think in this case 'Miss Ayala' , cause when your fucking your looking at d' face and the two are only marginally different in the body anyway. This new 8.5 looked at me a number of times. I had my very best/seductive clothes on .. maybe that helped : ) But some little girls (sisters/cousins ?) came along. She took them by the hand and walked off. Too classy for Thommo : ) Most importantly , not frustrated now , had a fuck. Perhaps will stay home tonight. It's an off night anyway. Thurs , Frid and Sat are the only happening nights , just about everywhere in the world , including Cebu City. Exception .. places like Angeles where every night is action night. But Angeles is for the young at heart only : ) I could go back to penpal website , pay join fee and get a couple of girls to come forward , but a bit messy that way. Meeting face to face works out better for me. CO texts me again and wants to come this night , now. Why not ? OK , nothing else to do. So I wait for her. She arrives 90mins later with stories of financial woes. I tell her , "can be fixed". Same routine everytime .. place her hand on my cock , some resistance but bang bang , all over again. Practice session before with FS helped me bang better with CO. Very small pussy (CO) , and not very experienced , but magic seeing her face and lips wrapped around my cock. She declined picture opportunity (smart girl : ) Gave her some cash to help fix her problems , and then out the door she goes. She'll be texting me again for more ($), you can be sure of that. These girls 'problems' never end. That's why the sex never ends : ) So , two girls in the one day. Feast or famine as usual. Four days with nothing , then two attractive girls on the same day. Am now 'organ-ised' (organ = dick).

Jesus Freak (JF) might have slipped through the cordon. Only time will tell. Ho hum sex ......... isn't it boring ? : ) Suppose when she does call she will come in a holier than thou taxi :

I'm in the back seat , looking out the window of the Holy Jesus Taxi. On principle , perhaps I should have told driver I was a Monger and exited the taxi forthwith ? : )

Question is : Whats an unholy person like me , doing in a holy taxi like that ? Took a one hour nap. Extra careful with mini travel alarm clock , ensuring set for night and not next day. Woke up just before alarm goes off. Wash face but not body ... water too cool for that , got a cold now. No hot water service for budget bangers like me. Throat is slightly sore and 'cold' feeling pervades me. Its the rain , humidity and air con room combined , thats done it. So , I am plugging myself with vitamin C and taking throat lozenges , in an attempt to thwart cold before it gets a real hold on me. Finally , Pump Disco. Tonight will be an off night , but interesting to see what its like on an off night. Can then imagine what its like on an on night. Looking for that magic babe that makes the trip worthwhile. Hasnt happened yet. Perhaps JF will come to the rescue. She knows coming to my room means hokey pokey. She needs time to 'cross that line'.

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It's still Monday and in the night. Along the way and in taxi to Pump , I mould some ear wax into my ears , cause I have been told music is excessively loud at Pump. Arrive , Security guys everywhere ... is this a bad sign (they have trouble ?). But Security are very friendly. I find out why later on. I am one of only two white foreigners in the place , that's why. Whiteys add status to the place ? (Racist : ). "Welcome unique one" , they are saying , it seems.

Take up a seat at bar close to dance floor , then three and a half hours of pervin 'n observin. Off night ? Is there ever an off night at Pump ? If this is an off night , then I'd hate to see how crowded it gets on an 'on' night. Possibly 3/400 discophiles tonight , in a relatively small area. Voyeurs paradise. Reminded me of Club Circus in the old days , only this freelance disco is more lively (different era). Girls standing on tables/bar etc dancing. Anything goes , wild disco. Possibly that's why there are so many Security ? P50 entrance gives you a free beer , and guess what , its SM Light .. my favourite. The owners of this joint have class : ) Then the pervin and observin begins in earnest. Eyes very busy. Consequently I have to report that Pump is a happening place. Say 25% of girls bottom feeders or close to (scoring 3/4 out of ten). 50% very average looking , 10% reasonably attractive. And finally , 2% very good looking. What happened to the other 13% ? You can safely allocate that to katoeys/lady boys (aka , bakla's/bayuts).

Pump Disco. This one is all girl. Looks 16/17 , was 22yrs old. Like the belly (find that in the Western World ? ) and the crazy belt. Like it. 5.8 (too skinny in upper region : )

Yes my biggest concern is , the very good looking ones are possibly katoeys/lady boys. They really had me tossed. Wasn't sure what I was looking at. There were two lookers in particular , and over a three and half hour period I could not decide if these two were guys or girls. They seemed to be women , but then I wasn't sure. However , another observation took precedence over all others : An African American guy , a little on the 'unattractive' side , took most of my interest. He muscled in on a group of three girls. One of these girls was a looker , who was in the top 2/3 at the Disco. My personal rating only , of course. I was amazed when he successfully split her from the other two , then got into dirty dancing etc with her. Now , its got nothing to do with the guys skin , but this guy did not have eye appeal , yet this looker was smiling her head off and dancing gaily with him. They danced together for some 15/20mins , and I even got a snap of them. See below. Cropped out the guy (protect the innocent).

Read the text , read the text. I quote text this page : "Looker one of the top 2/3 at Disco". Kind of face I like , including hair falling across the eye. But read the text lads , read the text (starts above).

Guy cropped out. He would not want his pic on website , I am sure of that : ) Then all of a sudden I see him minus her. What happened I do not know. A good voyeur/pervert would not have missed the switch , but a switch happened without my knowledge. Sorry about that : ) Looker has now disappeared altogether. So Afro boy (AB) heads to Lookers girlfriends table , taking his drink with him , thinking when Looker returns he will pounce. However , Security are sharp , or the Looker , wanting to return to table and girlfriends , and lurking in the shadows somewhere out of sight of AB , has told Security she doesnt want anything to do with AB , and so "get rid of him" , cause I saw Security move in on him and very gently guide him away from Lookers and girlfriends table. Even so , Looker stayed out of sight , dont know where she was.

Reality hits AB and so he starts moving down the food chain , dancing with a 35/40yr old babe with a lot of miles , including a hard 'bacardi and coke' face. Earlier on she parked in front of me and the same Security nudged me and indicated I should try her. I leaned into Security's ear and said "I'm too young , I'm only a boy". Code language for "She's too old" for me. Eventually Looker appears from out of the shadows. AB sees this , and immediately abandons 'bottom feeder' on the dance floor , and heads towards Looker , but she takes off again. Lucky she did not talk to Security , cause at this stage , think they would have ushered AB out of the place. AB gets the message that Looker is not interested , and returns to Bottom Feeder. It's a case of "Bottom Feeder boy meets Bottom Feeder girl" : ) They looked like they were meant for each other. No hope of AB winning Lookers heart now , now that he has been seen dancing with possibly the least attractive and oldest babe at Pump. She's the oldest babe and I am the oldest dong (guy). Perhaps Security is right : we were made for each other : )

Honestly all this 'excitement' (?) transpired over a two hour period. There were lots of to's and fro's in between , but the above was a very brief summary of what happened. I was always interested to see what would eventually happen , and the inevitable happened , AB sank to the bottom of the food chain , never to rise again. Yeh , and around two thirds of the way through this drama I started to wonder. "Is this Looker a katoey/she-male" ? Which would explain why she is trying to cool AB down. That is , she does not want his afro dick in her ass ? And later on , before going home , I actually approached Looker. She was at one end of Pump and he (AB) at the other , when I told her I would give her a copy of earlier pic of her (and AB) when I call the following night. Havent a clue what she said (music too loud) , but she smiled and then moved on with girlfriend. Maybe she said : "If you give me that pic I will tear it up" , or alternatively , she might have said "Old man , you should be home in bed" : ) For sure Looker has got me intrigued. Is it a man or a woman ? Why is she/he knocking everyone back , if she/he is there to earn a dollar ? Seems she thinks it's just not her night tonight , attracting the wrong kind ... AB , and the likes of me : )

2.50am I go home , enough is enough. Have now found a lively place to go to at night (Pump). P50 per SM Light , no probs , can afford that : ) But I reckon P is a faggot/transvestite haunt , and the lookers I saw are trannies. That would confirm my experience , over the years , ie , disco off nights are quite often 'Trannie' (faggot) nights. On busy nights they get squeezed out by normal folks. Will not know , till I check Pump out on a Friday or Saturday night. Stay tuned for the official and only faggot report on Pump Disco.

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JF (Jesus Freak) calls and wants to know If I'd like to go to Church with her next Sunday. I tell her I will be busy recovering from a hangover then , and cant make it. End of her. No time to waste with JF types. CO (Chosen One) text's me and I told her I was in Davao , not returning to Cebu. End of her .. clean out the cupboards. Enough happening without them.

To Internet Cafe , and further implementation of 'Avoid Big Brother' programme. To Kodak , copies of pics for everyone , including shots of security guys at Pump. Would like to place copy on this page , but dangerous to do so : ) Wash , eat , sleep , fuck. If only : ) Whilst at Tomrest eating , I handed out 'Rules of Competition' to the girls. Rule No. 1 : You must smile at the Judge (me) at all times 2. Must not be absent from work 3. Shall not give Judge extra food on plate to influence results. Also told them Saturday is presentation day. Not sure what I will give them. Told em "prizes better than last year". Last year postcards , what this year ? Organise flight to Manila couple of days earlier than planned. This will enable me to go to La Cafe and some other voyeur haunts in Manila , before I catch the flight home. Five more days in Cebu , two in Manila , then reality. I told a guy : "In seven days time its back to reality for me". He said "This (Philippines) is reality". Correct , wherever you live/spend most of your time is .. reality.

Shower , washing etc then to meeting spot (foreigners). Only one guy there , and we drink non stop for four hours. I really wanted to drink less and leave earlier but couldnt let the lad sit there by himself. Whilst there I showed waitress a pic of AB and Looker (Pump Disco). Within a nano second of looking at the pic she said (uninvited) "Bayut". That is , the girl in the pic is a guy (tranny). I was shocked that it only took her a nano second , whereas after three hours at the actual disco itself , I still wasnt sure if it was a he or a she. So its quite clear now , Looker at Pump Disco is a guy.

Four hours down the track , went to Tomrest with drinking companion and then to companions place of accommodation to drop him off. Meter should have been 50/55 Pesos , but was P85. Hot meter. That's two hot taxi meters so far on this trip. In this respect , Cebu is becoming more like Manila each trip. Gave taxi driver a good tongue lashing , pretended to take his licence number , car licence number etc then threw , yes threw the money at his face , including coins. I threw it violently and hope the coins hurt him. He took it like a lamb (guilty). Got another cab back to my room. I do not recommend other guys do similar however. For some reason I seem to be able to get away with such actions. Most probably cause the guy knows I know the (Phil) scene and that he is 100% guilty.

Back home , my stomach is full from the big meal and beer. Crash on bed. Pump ? It was not meant to be ... disappointment about 'Looker' and the knowledge that the good looking ones on off night/s are faggots. Also upset at taxi driver. No motivation to go tonight : ) And , you might be surprised to know , the little thrills I have had so far , have been sufficient for me. I could catch the plane back home tomorrow. Purpose achieved ... I 'escaped' the Western World. Have let the steam off , especially on the taxi driver : ) Can now return to Western World and wait for my next 'escape'.

Right now , its really a waiting game. Waiting for Bully and his Leyte import , FS the day after him , with a fellow College student . Followed by the 'on' nights at Pump .. Thurs to Sat when things should happen. After that its Manila , La Cafe (Voyeurs Delight) and other Freelancer places. Then back home and reality. So far it's been short and sweet (most of the time). A good break. The busy days of 2/3 girls coming to my room every day , are gone forever. Give praise to the Lord for that : ) There are advantages in getting old. Ya not chasing the tail between ya legs anymore : )

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CO (Chosen One) continues to text , wanting to know when I will return to Cebu. I will string her along a bit , might need her again. Nothing wrong with her , attractive. Quite often the fucks get better , the more you get to know them. If Bully and SF fail me , then might pull CO rabbit out of the hat. As you know , its a wise thing to backup your files on the computer. Also wise thing to have 'backup' babes. CO is my backup chick right now. Can always bang FS again too , but she was not that sexy. Cute face , but not overly sexy other than the feeling of banging an attractive student with a cute face. A little bit thick in the thighs too. Have to give her a 5.6 out of ten. I'm sure some others would give her a 6 , but then its me who has to fuck her : ) If she brings a nice one tomorrow , might reclassify her to 5.85. Woke up this morning 1am , now its 2am , what to do now ? Dont feel sleepy anymore. Even though I have been taking Vitamin C tabs regularly , coughing and sneezing is increasing. Also sore throat getting worse (pollution). Came prepared , got plenty of lozenges for throat and C for cold.

Somehow , I then find its 6am , so off to the 24hr Internet Cafe I go to sort out 'Big Brother' (BB) programme difficulties. Some of these girls at Internet know more about computers than me , so I ask one for help re BB difficulties. Before she could suggest anything I found the answer to the prob. Amazing sometimes ya can't fix something by yourself , then along comes another human being , electrical impulses in the brain from one to the other and voila , problem fixed. Thats what happened today. I said thanks 'dy' (ie girl) , yet all she had to do was stand next to me. Electrical impulses did the rest : )

When I finished , another girl called out to cashier '31'. Apparently that was my number. I said to that same girl ... "Do you think I am 31yrs old , 41 , 51 , 61 , or 71 years old" ? She said "51". Well I have got news for her , I am not far off 71 ! Dutchman day before said he thought I was 53 yrs old. Must exploit this misconception. Must start thinking of myself as a 51yr old , others do , why not me. Feeling good and positive.

Should I change my departure date ? Bully is coming 11am this morning. He is reliable. Either he or his daughter will come and with some merchandise methinks. His daughter has to pay for school fees somehow. Might as well pay ex pimping : ) I suppose there will come a day when Bully asks me to shag his daughter. It's about survival. So long as he does not ask me to shag his wife , all is well : ) 11am arrives and no Bully. Looks like he is not coming. I suspect FS told him about my arrangements with her and he doesn't like the idea of me doing deals behind his back. Dont know , just guessing. Could be a simple case of Bully being slack. He did say he was going to Leyte. Maybe he has not come back , but it's unlike him to be silent. He is very respectful type and would have text'd me , if he has been delayed etc. Think he has dumped me. How can he afford to be moralistic (re my behind back deals) ? If FS does not come tomorrow , then its a case of 2+2 = 4. Bully and his 'talent' (girls) , no more. Back home , my stomach is full from the big meal and beer.

Programme : Eat again , to foreigners corner for chats and beers , then eat yet again (7pm approx). Then maybe Pump Disco and distribute pics of security guys and cute girl (dancing) I photo'd (She's on this page). Last night for Pump Transvestites to rule , methinks. Starting tomorrow night Thursday , they will have real competition from real girls. But got a feeling nothing much respectable in the way of real girls front at Pump , ever. Got that feeling. But for sure its a voyeurs haunt. Trannies , out of work Afro Americans on hol's , ageing Hookers , and ageing Mongers like me. To the fly on the wall , it must be a sorry sight : ) No entrance fee (drink in lieu) , cheap beer , cheap trannies and cheap chicks. Recipe for intrigue. Got a bottle of Red Bull here in the room at the ready , just in case I get sleepy at the wrong time tonight (full stomach , lots of beer , then 9/10pm = dangerous mix for me). So what happened ?

Not much of the above I can tell you. Bully texes me and says he’s arriving at wharf/pier 4pm tomorrow Thursday , and will be in my room 7pm that night with merchandise. Fact is , he might have recruited girl right here in Cebu City and hits me for shipping , accommodation , whatever costs , Leyte and back. Could be a con. Will cross examine him after I have shagged his girl. No good of doing that beforehand , as girl will see me in a serious mood and that will affect her performance. God , if he has gone all the way to Leyte just to get a chick she'd have to be a super star , wouldn't you think ? If she is coming all the way from Leyte , she will not have any accommodation in Cebu so will stay with me = all night session = no Pump Disco , yet again. Then there is FS (College Student/Contact) 2pm earlier same day , and her 'talent' recruited on College grounds. Wouldn't be too surprised if she does not front at all. Wouldn't surprise me.

Wednesday itself was a happy day. Biggest feature was drinking beer moderately with immoderately drinking foreigners. God , that lot gets sloshed just about every day. Found a new and superior S&F (Spider and Fly) spot at Ayala too. Will take note of its name this morning when I go to Ayala to change more money. A thousand times more passing traffic (girls) than 'cul de sac' spot and/or Bo's Robinsons for that matter. Saw three respectable looking freelancers at this new spot yesterday too. Place has potential.

This girl is not mentioned anywhere on this page. Included for 'Long Leg' fans.   Pic a bit degraded. Original shot too dark (mini camera flash couldnt make the distance) and so I enhanced it = bit of washed out look. But she's still got those legs (Freelancer).

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You guessed it , am typing this out 1.30am Thurs morning , after having gone to bed early previous night. I seem to be waking up 1/2am and starting my day then , when I should be actually finishing my day then ! At least I know something is going to happen today Thurs ... 2pm chance , 7pm chance and first 'on' night (Thurs night) for days , at Pump.

Yeh , and the lads tell me , one guy drank at 'cul de sac' for four hours with them , then left without paying the bill. This happened around May/June this year. Foreigners will ring his neck if he ever returns.

Now , back to the Diary :

The clock is ticking .. Thurs , Frid , Sat = Cebu City. Sunday , Monday = Manila. Tuesday onwards = reality (home) ! Of necessity its been a short trip. In days of yore I always stayed 4 weeks or more , but things have changed. To survive , one needs to be flexible , and that's what I am doing , changing my m.o. (modus operandi) to survive. Unfortunately next time I return to Cebu City I will be bearing scar/s from radiotherapy on a small area of my face. This will affect my self confidence/cheekiness , for sure and thus 'pulling power' (if I ever had any : ) And could turn out to be the straw that broke the Mongers back : ) In the meantime , I’ve got three days more in Cebu City , to exploit my current good looks : )

To Internet Cafe , download this/that. Email box is full. Will not look at any emails till I return home. Folks should know that by now. I do not go overseas to read emails ! Worst part is replying .. when overseas , takes up too much valuable time. When at home , different matter .. all the time in the world. Programme : Eat etc. If no text message from CC (College Contact) will not hang around my room waiting for her non arrival. Will give Front Desk my number to call me , in the unlikely event CC does happen to call. Dont want to waste any more valuable time. Done enough of that (sleeping). Clock is ticking. Will go to Ayala and check out new Observation Tower (Freelance Bar) , write down name of spot and report back to you guys. Whilst there I will visit the 'cul de sac' gringo's too. Then its Bully and his Leyte Lady (LL). Do not think I can afford to make LL an all night show. Pervin/observin is superior to sex (?). When Bully arrives (cross ya legs) will confirm with him LL has a place to stay. If so , will ST her , if a 5-6 , but if she is a 7 or above will shag her all night and postpone yet again , my return to Pump. Gotta check out Paseo Disco too. Reputedly full of good girls , not hookers. Even so , how could a good girl resist the charms of someone like me , regardless of my age. Someone just told me recently I am 51yrs old , didnt they : ) Lookin good for my age (no big belly) ... regular exercise , healthy diet , stress free life (no wife : )

CC did not front. Maybe Bully put a stop to that. Usual session at the 'cul de sac' with falangs (foreigners) , plus some freelance action too , nearby tables. Took note of that Spider and Fly Bar ... name is : "Hap Japs". Only problem , too many spiders (foreigners pervin) and nil flies (chicks at their table). Karma not good. Got doubts now. Location good , but too many big bellied foreigners sitting there pervin their hearts out. Imagine your sitting there , in this confined space , almost shoulder to shoulder , and along with you , another six guys are staring at the same chick. Soos nalang ! Sad sight.

Back at my room : Well , Bully is bullshit (aren't they all : ) .. he fronts with a Cebu City prostitute , dressed up as a Leyte provincial. Buddy , you have to get up earlier than that , to catch me (out). Dead set pro' , thats for sure. I didn't even let her inside the door. What an insult , especially to an old trooper like me ! The funny thing is she pretended to be too shy to come inside my room. So within a split second I grabbed the opportunity and said : "Oh she don't like lolo (old) , thats ok". Then encouraged him to take her away. I do not think she will play shy like that again in a hurry : ) So talk of Leyte etc was all bullshit to pump up the price. Sorry , I am not buying. Especially someone with a whore face like that : )

Via cellphone I called him back into the room and told him straight , I am not interested in a Cebu City prostitute. Considering all the propaganda about leyte/boats/pier , arriving this/that time , you'd think he'd have something to say , but no , he copped my barrage silently (guilty : ) Feeling a little bit sleepy , but no crashing on the bed tonight. Onward , ever forward , into the fray. Red Bull to the rescue. Tally Ho , Tally Ho !

First Pump , then maybe Paseo. That's the theory , this is what actually happened : Crashed on the bed but for only 60 mins , up and away to Pump , no Red Bull assistance. Arrive at Pump 11.15pm and its P100 entrance tonight. Staff , including Security , friendly to me. I tell you , they get so many koreans there that the occasional white guy like me is appreciated. I think they feel honoured that a white guy would visit their very ordinary disco. No offence meant to non whites , but thats d' facts , as I see it. Pump is ordinary in size and furnishings. A no live band disco is a budget disco in this neck of the woods. And there is no live band at Pump. I enter , take same seat as Monday night before. Long time before the crowd built up.

The Koreans kept streaming in. Within a five metre radius , two out of three people were koreans. The rest filipino. Not one single white man , except Thommo. One or two attractive Flip girls , one in very short shorts , but she never looked at me once. Seemed to be there for the dancing only. She did a lot of that. Korean girls do not see white foreigners. Not this one (me) anyway : ) A dog of a freelancer took up bar stool next to me and said "hello". I shook my head 'no' (did not utter a word). She said hello again. I shook my head 'no' again and gave her my back , something I have learnt from girls who are not interested in me : ). Then a young korean guy comes and sits at bar stool to my right and says "Which country you from". Real Thai style English. I jerked my shoulders up and smiled (did not utter a word) , as if to say : 'I don't know' , code language for : 'I do not want to talk to you pal'. Dont like Koreans.

I waited until 12.30pm and could see the characters of Monday night were not going to come. The place was 'flat'. There was no sign of 'hustle' (mongering) , life or excitement. I think you can blame the predominance of the flat faced koreans for that. No excitement , so out of there.

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Next stop Paseo. Now I imagined this to be a regular disco with upper working class and lower middle class people , but found it to be a large Food Hall , turned into a disco of sorts by night. Its a square with 20/30 little kitchens (see later , update , not kitchens at all) surrounding centre concrete slab which is filled with chairs and tables. Roof is way up in the sky , presumably to let the hot air of the numerous kitchenettes out. By day time I could imagine lots of folks eating here. At night the centre of this concrete slab is where folks dance. There is an elevated stage for live band on weekends presumably , but there is no atmosphere. None whatsoever. Full of regular girls and guys having a social. None of the girls eyes wandered towards me. It just was not a pick up place. Hard concrete to dance on , no disco furnishings (or lighting) and certainly no atmosphere. Think I sat there for 20 mins or so , then off to Sunflower Disco.

Now SF was the only lively disco this night (Thurs). Entrance was P100 I think. Hello girl at entrance surprised the hell out of me. On arrival , I started clowning straight and this girl we will call 'Lively' clowned back at me. Energy , vibrations , smiles , enthusiasm , this girl had in buckets. I said to her : "You are the most beautiful girl in Cebu City (not true : ) , picture , picture" . She immediately rushed across to a spot with a backdrop and started posing sexy style and bayut/transvestite style. But this was no bayut , I can assure you , this was all woman/girl. All this in front of about ten fellow workers and any customers entering Sunflower. Not shy this one, , full of charm and personality. Told her I would return next day with copies of pics. Took the cover off my stick on cell tags and slapped the stick on cell tag on her arm. It stuck. Asked her to be my Tour Guide next day and she said "sure , sure". Top babe that one , best of Tour.

Went inside Disco , came back out , opened door , caught 'Lively's eye and blew her a kiss , she responded by blowing me a kiss. A real character. Back inside the disco I go. A beer costs P101. I ask you , who goes to a disco with P1 coins in his pocket ? Because of the P1 , change is always in coins too. Girls at SF lively but ones there that night , not looking for a pick up. Small number of freelancers , b. grade variety and 'aged'. Not one transvestite sighted. Around 2.30am I exited disco and headed home. On exiting , 'Lively' lady said : "See you tomorrow". On returning to my room I was expecting a text message from her , but nothing came. To sleep 3am , up 6am. Only two more bullets left in the chamber. Two more nights in Cebu then off to Manila. Dont think I will return to Phils for over a year. Want to see Thailand again.

Getting desperate. Honestly , I want to end up with a decent shag. Better recruit someone else , in addition to Bully , who is currently on 'hold' , having been disgraced with his last effort. Add to that my own efforts (pervin observin). Should be able to get a good ass to bang before plane leaves Cebu , should be able to.

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Later on text message from College Contact (CC) She is coming 2pm with Merchandise (Chick). Supposed to be yesterday , but I am not complaining. Desperate. Arrange for copies of pics (Miss Lively) , eat , shower , siesta. Tap tap on the door , its CC with a nice one in tow. Great , I am going to end up with a nice fuck. Usual story "She needs school fees , mumma/papa dead" etc. The fact is , she needs an excuse to sell herself. Needs a story , and comes up with that. I look sad at the news of mumma/papa bereavement and predicament babe finds herself in , and of course offer to help. Code language for : “Willing to pay for sex”. Gave CC a P500 tip , thanked her , and out the door she goes. Forgot to get her cell phone number for future visits to Phils. Find their cell numbers change a lot anyway. So collecting cell numbers to be used in a year or mores time might be a waste of effort anyway.

Gal (Student , checked College ID) now in my room is attractive and apprehensive. She is most probably thinking of a giant Americano cock. Doesnt look like she has been through this scenario before. Gradually I get to the point where I am fucking her juicy hairless pussy , and she is kissing me like her long lost boyfriend. Turn her around and fuck her in the ass. First 'doggy' this trip. Give her a good work out , cause I might never see her again. She stayed as long as I wanted her to. No hurry and no talk of money. I rolled some Pesos notes up and placed them in her hand 'n said : "School fees". She smiles and out the door she goes. She's on her way to abandoning her studies and selling pussy full time. Services to the whoring industry ... give me some credit fella's : ) The things I do for you lads .. and the girls : )

Good .. dirty water gone , I can relax a bit more. That could very well be my last fuck for a year or more. Famine or feast. Actually no more feasts either. It's famines and semi famines , all the way now. Next : Cul de sac rendezvous 'n say goodbye to the boys , siesta , Bully , and take it from there. Text message arrives with ‘Lively’ offering to be my Tour Guide. This girl has got a sense of humour. She’d be lively in bed. Has to work tonight so I request a ‘tour’ tomorrow , 1pm , shag her before she starts work. She agrees , to a tour. I await in anticipation. Have to be on my best performance with this one , I think. No short squirt , nothing less than a marathon session for a high energy girl like her would do. I'm making a dash to the finish line ... good. Seems to always turn out like that , viz , slow unsatisfactory start to a trip , then a panic no frills finish. It’s not the beginning , the middle , but the end that counts , anyway. Especially her tail end (ass) .. it’s going to get a thrashing , you can be sure of that : )

Another text message arrives this time from Alena saying : "At Airport , remember me" ? Shit the only airport babe I gave cell phone number too was in September last year (2006), 11 months ago. Call her (not text) , she's working at Airport (Internationals) right now 1.30pm to 9pm. I remember her having a nice face but not the kind of legs I like. "Where's my picture" , she says. Shit this is a time warp girl. How many times in last 11 months has she text me until she's caught me ? Did she see me arrive at Domestic Airport , first day in Philippines ? Think she should wait until I return next year with post radiotherapy face. That will get rid of her : ) Truly , I just do not have time for a girl working out at Mactan/Airport. In 48hrs I am on the plane to Manila. Will not see Alena , Manila is Domestic , and Al' is working in International.

"Lively" babe is much better value anyway. Cannot be in two places at same time .. Cebu City workin d' babes and Mactan umpteen kilometres away. Give us a break girls , you ignored me first few days , now your all over me. Bully looks like missing out. Better girls without him. Shower , cul de sac , drink water no beer. Feeling a bit down physically right now. Want to be in good shape for tonight and tomorrow (Tour of Lively's private parts on bed) Will I regret leaving Cebu and the Philippines ? Dont think so , cant handle the piss (beer) and the pace anymore. Need to 'Escape' and head back home , far away from text wars , smoke filled disco's , transvestites , and 35/45 yr old hookers stalking me. Also gotta get away from the Koreans. Getting paranoid about them too They are bloody everywhere nowadays : )

The Headless Chook (me) ... escaped the Western World and its dull routine , then too much excitement in the East (Philippines) , so I need to escape back to whence I came (Western World). Around in circles. Well , my dick is truly organ-ised and wanting more fucks. Once the dick gets a little taste it wants more and more , doesnt it. We can never satisfy the flesh , but it's fun trying. Need some good cock sucking and anal. Preferably in that order. Remember once doing a babe anal (bare back) then sticking dick in her mouth. Naughty , naughty. For sure I remember being as drunk as hell , at the time too. Girl copped it without comment.

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Here we go .. Shower , but no cul de sac this day. 'Lively' is calling. Tap tap on the door , open and its smiley Lively. This gal is naturally sexy and knows what kind of Tour there is today. I tell her she is lovely all over again , run my hands up and down her slim waist , touch boobs , kiss her on forehead (a favourite of mine ... hints of fatherly love , not sex : )

Place her hand on my pants , erect penis within. Move her hands up and down my penis. Lay her on bed , slide hands up and down her thighs (mini skirt on , not jeans ... good). Kiss , kiss. Take off my pants place her hand on my dick. She caresses like a professional. OK , off with her top , bra pants etc and slide into her pussy ... couldnt wait. Shag , shag. After a while I get up wash dick and make sure she sees me doing so. Then onto bed and slip cock in her mouth. What a wonder woman this one is. Hell. Where has she been all my life. Did not anal her , didnt think she deserved it. Wash , shower and told her : "Your the best Tourist Guide ever". She smiles , knew that she came for fucking , knew I knew .... great.

Now the problem is , whether to offer her cash or "shopping". Honestly the clock is ticking , I dont have time for niceities , so open her purse and slip adequate cash inside whilst saying at the same time : "I know you get paid peanuts at .......................... this will help you". She smiled and asked me if I was coming that night. I said yes , but my heart said no. My heart said : "Keep hunting Thommo , there's more like her out there" ... don't change your tactics , "hit and run , hit and run" : )

I opened the door , said "See you tonight" (not) , knowing that its unlikely I will ever see her again. Variety is the spice of life.

Out to Ayala I go and identify pervin/observin spot as "Hap Jap" , but its occupied by perving foreigners again. Forget that one. Back to my room , sleep until 10.33pm. Off to Paseo I go and its crowded , possibly 2/3000 (yes thousands) . No chance of a seat/table like night before (Thurs). Prop at Landline Bar. As you walk towards the Disco area , Landline is located on the right , just before the seating area proper. Bar stool helps a bit , elevated. Chicks entering and leaving have to pass by me. No band only recorded music. Hot and humid , no fans , poor ventilation. Sat there for two hours pervin observin. Some lookers sighted. Nothing look likes happening. No pick up/hooker mentality here , nice as the place is. Nice cause of the girls here , not nice cause of furnishings , decor etc , they are non existent. It's just a barn ! .

So off to another spot (name with-held to ... ) and make presentation to Miss Personality (Miss P). She was thrilled with three little mini gifts (total cost $2.75) and photo's I took of her previously. She kisses me on the cheek , I quiver with excitement , hands/legs trembling (clowning).

For energy and personality , an 8   That's all I am saying : )

Hop in taxi , front of the building and down the driveway to main road and exit we go. I stop taxi driver just before road , wind down window on left side , and show Security pics of street kids I took night before. Promised their mumma I'd bring back copies of pics , but mumma and kids not there tonight. Rain might have kept them away. Whilst Security is looking at pics I feel someone next to me in taxi. Bloody transvestite has entered the car and sitting next to me. I screamed "out , out" , and as Tranny hurriedly opened door and got to get up I pushed her/him in the ass with my feet , thrusting her out of the car. At same time I noticed out of corner of left eye another bloody Tranny sitting in front seat with driver. Shit they are a cheeky lot. I screamed "out out" to that one too. The Trannies let out a scream of fear (not so in Thailand , they'd get aggressive) and exited the taxi as quickly as they could. Quickly checked my leather day bag hanging in front of me ... cellphone , camera , wallet still there (all pockets zippered , as they should be). Phew ! It amazed me how silently they had got into the car without me noticing.

In retrospect I realise what happened now. Trannies were on right of taxi as we pulled up to talk to Security on left. They thought I had pulled up to get them (trannies). Darkened windows of taxi not helping. Funny , that one. Hope Security explained to them later why I stopped at that particular spot. So off to Pump to see if crowd different to Thurs crowd. Pay my P100 entrance fee and tell Cashier "I am from Korea". She smiles , everyone seems to be from Korea except Cashier , Security and me.

Enter .. holy hell , massive crowd and every single person a Korean .. can't believe it. Walk 20/30mtrs inside towards dance floor area and not a Filipino guy or girl in sight. Turn around , walk out of there. Hand Cashier my free drinks ticket = she can pocket the P100 (sell the ticket again). This all happened in a 20 second time frame. Sometimes I dont fuck around. Now outside the Disco , I look down on the exclusively Korean audience below me , sitting at plastic tables n chairs , raise my left arm across my face , then raise my right arm up over left arm , fingers pointed pistol style , resting right arm on left , shooting them all down (make believe). Outta there , never to return on a Friday night.

Monday to Wed's only , and then bottom feeders and dregs of society (both West and East). Off to Mactan Island we go , about 20 mins away in taxi. Cadillac Cafe my target. Arrive there and enter. Security says : "Game Over". I said 'what' ? He said "Game Over Sir". I leaned towards him and said : 'The game is not over until your dead'. The girls standing next to him laughed. Into the toilet I go , out and about to exit building , one girl said "Oh and thanks for the pictures". I took pics of her and others previous Friday night. I said : 'Wheres my five pesos (for pics). She said "Sorry only got P500 , no change". No change , what a joke ... its everywhere .. no change , no change. So girl was joking back to me , that if only she had change ....... : )

Away I go , calling into More Disco 2 , just down the road. Four seconds there , absolutely abandoned and dead. Then back to Paseo for the best tail (chicks) in town. This time (3am ?) I do not prop at Landline , but walk the walk , meet the people. I find that what I thought from a distance were kitchenettes were actually cute little bars , surrounding the open cement area. These bars service all the tables in the middle. No good propping at these side bars though , not enough passing traffic. I walk in amongst the tables and get the odd 'glad eye' from the usual suspects .... 45 yr old fat pigs. Return to where Landline is situated , but take up residence at mini bar opposite Landline , called Hot Spot Bar where the chicks notice me more. Before at Landline and now at Hot Spot (Bar) I have the cell tag at the ready to hand out to a passing 7 or 8. Only a couple of seconds to do it , must be at the ready. Lots of attractive girls look at me as they exit/go home , lots. But there is no pick up/hooker mentality at Paseo. They are just nice girls , with nice attitudes , who go to Paseo in the hopes of finding a filipino boyfriend. Its that kind of place. Whilst sitting there a disgruntled Pinoy (guy) exiting , purposely lets slip his half full bottle of beer onto the cement floor. Crash , beer and glass everywhere. No one chats offender. Everyone turns a blind eye. Janitor comes along , sweeps up the glass , and the show goes on.

I can tell you guys , Friday nights at Paseo there are lots and lots of pretty girls. Lots. Sitting there I tried to ‘break the code’. Reckon one way of getting these chicks is to go with two ‘sisters’ , gals your not fucking , but buying drinks for etc. Get these sisters to approach selected girls for ya. For sure , one has to be careful , the 'target' girls are sitting with boyfriends , brothers , cousins etc. Tread very warily indeed. Your encroaching on a strictly Filipino haunt. Monger attitudes would not last five seconds here. In a total of three plus hours of pervin observin I saw only two foreigners , only two , half my age , and they left empty handed within 30/45 mins of arriving. Voyeurs like me hang around longer : )

Whilst sitting at Hot Spot I noticed Miss Personality had sent me a text message an hour before , eg , "Tnx a lot ! U realy tuch my heart. Mean a lot of me tnx u so much sir tom". This was in recognition of gifts ($2.50 total) And so a text war began in earnest , ending around 5am. 3.55am I see they are starting to stack up the chairs. Its coming to an end.Why don't they go to sun up , like Brazil ? Better grab a taxi out the front before this Paseo lot take all the taxis. Text war with Miss Personality concluded around 5am and to bed 5.10am. Up 6.45am , amazing. Back home I need a lot of sleep here much less. That bottle of Red Bull is still sitting there. Havent used it. First to Internet and Big Brother work to do. Realize I must have lost focus , cause I am minus two nice pics of girls. New secure procedures have baffled me. In the process I am missing two nice pics. Pic memory card cleared out ages ago , and for security reasons not on computer anymore. Lost forever (pics). Concentrate T , concentrate.

Checked my finances and yes have enough cash to extend my stay by one week. Will have to check airline and see if I can return one week later than planned. Then the big decision , whether to stay another week or not. If I do that , will have to slow down on alcohol. Cant keep current intake up. Next , to brekky , only 1.35hrs sleep last night , so after brekky it will be back to sleep again , waiting for chicks to text me. Geez if a guy of my age can have so many girls on his books you young guys would be overwhelmed with prospects. Cheeky , ya gotta be cheeky. All the rest falls into place.

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Saturday. It's now Tomrest for presentation of “Miss Renovations 2007”. Then 2pm session with Miss Personality , if she fronts. Followed by ‘cul de sac’ and getting drunk all over again : )

Decided on Miss Renovations , 1st and 2nd runner up's by pulling names out of a hat. Only put names in that I wanted to win (devious). When in Rome/Phils do as the Phils do : ) And yes , decided to stay in Cebu and not to go to Manila early. Refund at Cebu Pacific , foreigner there asks me "What country are you from". Geez , what a way to start a conversation. The Flips , Thais all ask that same question early on , now Falangs asking it. Gave him same answer as I give to Flips : "Not sure" (what country). Return to room early , catch up on lost sleep , shower and await Miss Personality. She text me to say she is coming. Arrives , behaves rather coyly. I can see I can not put her hands on my cock etc , ie , usual routine not feasible. She is quizzing me about this/that. In other words "wedding bells". Looking to fastrack a husband. Because I did not try and grope her , think I am still in with a chance , but I think she knows I only want to fuck her. Out the door she goes.

I'm off to 'cul de sac' and the place is full of Jesus Freaks again , holding a church ceremony , priest in robes , microphone and all. Hymn singing etc. Not for me , so I walk a little further away out of earshot , to another S&F (Spider and Fly) spot and surprised myself with scoring an '8' within minutes. As she was passing I smiled and said hello. She stopped in her tracks , and on my invitation sat down at my table. I interrogate her and find she is working with Cadavers (dead bodies) in Singapore . I told her : "You would not want to work on my body". For sure this girl is an '8' in anyones language , very pretty , full of personality and supposedly working on dead bodies in Singapore. "Over my dead body". This gal is selling it (hooker) in Singapore for the standard rate of U$2/300 , you can be sure of that. Her expectations therefore would be high. This starts to make me feel uncomfortable. Slapped my stick on cell tag onto back of her cell phone , just in case I need her further on.

Drunk falang from cul de sac turns up with two other falangs. They sit at next door table. Drunk swings around and is about to talk loudly to my babe. This guy can become aggressive , so I nipped everything in the bud , told Miko (her name) he is an aggressive type , better she split and we text each other later. This she does , and off she goes. Regret not getting a pic of her in her super gear ( rainbow coloured gear , short shorts). This loud mouthed drunk does not fit into the ambience of Ayala or my kind of Philippines for that matter. Out of there I go to eat at Tomrest. Text wars with Miko begin. I start stalling her , she says : "You don't want to see me tonight". Psychic , she's on the ball , she knows what I am thinking (apprehensive re price : ) So , needing a discrete way to get rid of her (too expensive , and too high expectations of me) I told her I would be at Landline Bar , Paseo , 10pm on. She replied with an un-enthusiastic "ok" only. This girl is not into chasing guys , guys chase her , I know that , but I do not care : ) She most probably knows Paseo is a barn and beer is P35. Girl like her does not frequent such places , and a guy who does , is not for her (Cheap Charlie). Do not think I will hear from her again. For sure she would have met with me and fucked , and for sure she would have been thinking in terms of U$2/300 or Pesos5000 minimum (ST). Not for me. I want something less commercial. Of course , I could be completely wrong re my assumptions , but I do not think so. I am certain she is a "high class hooker" , working out of Singapore. Why she throws in 'cadavers' I do not know. Maybe she has a ghoulish sense of humour : )

Bully arrives at my room. Looking at him , biker type jacket on , runners and all , I decide "No , do not want him in my presence tonight" and sent him packing. But not before placing an order for some fast sex , to be delivered tomorrow , Sunday , at his convenience (to text me). So then a short siesta , wake up 11pm , type the above out , then to Paseo for more Piss 'n Pervin. Will avoid Miss Personality at the other venue. Enough socialising , time to start groping. Only 60 hours left before I leave the Philippines. No one is texting me. There is a lull in the text wars again , not a good sign (biz slack).

Twelve midnight , out the door I go to Paseo. Arrive and there is a huge queue at Paseo , at least 100mtrs long. Thoughts of jumping queue .. easy for foreigner to do , but I do the right thing and go to the back of the queue. On getting close to security check and thus entrance , a bayut (transvestite) with a 'looker' babe , breaks into the queue in front of me .. jumping the queue. I call out 'Hey' , a flip in front joins me and calls out 'Hey'. Next I see Security , but he is not talking to Bayut ,someone else. I catch eye of burly security and ask him "Why you let them do that" (jump queue). He said 'I sent them away'. I said "good" .. couldn't see bayut so presumed they were at the back of the queue. I enter Paseo and bigger crowd than before , huge. No seat for me at Hot Spot. I look across and see a spare bar stool at Landline , go across and grab it , order a beer. Then I see the queue jumper Bayut and looker. The bugger had jumped the queue after all. Flips will deny this/that. They will not face an issue head on. Consequently Security before was telling me bullshit.

A girl squeezes past me and goes to talk to someone at a nearby table. I observe she has good legs. She comes back and stands close by , almost touching me. I look , she smiles , I smile back , then a lively conversation follows. She's drinking Red Horse and a bit tipsy already. Has two unnatractive girl friends next to her. One I am talking to is attractive and naturally sexy. You can see it in her eyes and her body language. We will call her 'Legs Leyte' , cause she says she is from Leyte. Bully spends three days recruiting a Leyte babe and fails. I am at Paseo 5 mins and have secured Legs Leyte. The girl and I are now getting along like a house on fire. Sure enough the filipino guy who had been lurking in the background comes forward and starts a conversation with LL (Legs Leyte). So much so , I see he is trying to steal her from me. Jealousy , Flips are full of it. He was upset falang (me) had hit it off with LL so quickly. So he tries to intervene. But he can not even buy her one drink let alone Calamares (Shrimps) at P95 a plate. Yes , bought LL Calamares and a bottle of Red Horse. I give her my cell number (stuck sticker on back of her phone) and then she gives me her cell number. Its hot and humid in Paseo , no ventilation. That guy and now two other guys are trying to muscle in on my chick and her girlfriends. As soon as a foreigner shows interest , the dongs (guys) must think "If Americano thinks she's good , then I have to have her". Add to that , "If girl is talking to Americano , she is a quick fuck". This girl is paying a heavy price for ever talking to me in the first place : ) So I tell Legs Leyte its too hot at Paseo , we'll make contact tomorrow. She agrees and shows interest. Its on tomorrow. Pic of Legs Leyte (minus her legs , shoulder shot ... cheesy grin , rabbits teeth) on this page. Free beer if you can identify her : )

Off to Pump 2 Disco I go. Before Pump , now Pump 2. I tell taxi driver : "Pump Disco , next to National Book Store , Mango Ave". He stops just before National. I say : "Pump Disco". He points towards door. I exit taxi and enter that building. Sign on front desk says "P75" entrance. Girl smiles and says "Free". I said : "Because I'm handsome" Her and Security agree (I'm handsome) .. up the stairs I go. I find a medium sized room , crammed with full tables (1.30am). Small stage with transvestite performing on it. Talking talking talking. Trannies love to talk. (Flips too : ) Then Tranny goes off and I am expecting music and folks dancing on the small stage , but no , more Trannies and more talk talk talk. Four of them this time. Talking effeminate tranny style , it annoys me.

Then the unexpected , spotlight shines on me , yes me , Thommo of whorist.com , and I've got a Tranny making jokes about foreigners etc and usual questions directed at me : "Which country you from" etc. I thought I handled everything very well , at first joining in on the fun , but the faggot did not know when to stop. On and on he went with questions/assertions etc about me. All the time the 300 audience looking at little ol' me and laughing at Trannies 'foreigner jokes' , for example : "Sir which country you from" . Me : I put my fingers to my mouth as to say "secret" or 'shoosh' (quiet) , ie , did not say one word. Tranny said through loud microphone "OK , if you dont want to answer , then I will report you to Immigration". Audience laughed I smiled etc. But it went on for far too long. Smile on my dial was starting to disappear. It was their chance to take the piss out of a foreigner and get the audience to laugh. There was no nastiness in it , just that it went on too long. You know , I can smile but not forever , especially when its a Faggot taking the piss out of me under the glare of a spotlight and the stares of 300 people.

Finally , when the four Trannies took their focus away from me , mainly cause I encouraged them to go elsewhere , what with my disappearing smile , I slipped out of the joint. No sign of music or dancing. People there had more money that the Paseo ones thats for sure. Forget Pump 2 unless your good looking and in your 20's. Alternatively , if your a masochist and like the lime light ... go for it : ) UPDATE : Two days later was going past the same building and see sign high above : "Comedy Theatre". I knew Pump 2 was next to National Book Store Mango Ave. Taxi driver stopped at that spot (Comedy Theatre) and said "Disco". But I think the Disco itself is somewhere nearby , not the building I entered. Will check this out on next trip. For sure will not enter 'Comedy Theatre' again : )

So , outside "Pump 2" , I hop in taxi and ask driver to do a crawl for street hookers. He does not seem to understand. I am thinking "Got a dummy here". Noticed also , he cant stop flinching his right arm and shoulder. Arm continually flicks out and at same time shoulder goes up. Sometimes his head wobbles simultaneously. Some sort of uncontrollable nervous flinch. Nervous of me and my request ? : ) He never lets go of the gear stick. Think if he does that , his arm and maybe himself will hit the roof of the car : ) Eventually the penny drops , he understands what the mission is , and away we go , finding 1/2 or 2/3 girls on various street corners etc. Most of them Transvestites.

We went all over the place , including way out to Country Mall side streets. On heading back to Cebu midtown area , got him to call into 'Crossroads'. Been going to check this Disco place out for 3/4yrs now , never got around to it. Now it's about 2.15am , lots outside socialising whatever. Saw enough without entering ... wealthy people , got more money than Pump 2 crowd. They do not need you or me : ) So its Paseo for regular girls with not much money. Pump 2 for better educated and better financed girls (substantial jobs). However , see Update above re Pump 2.

And Crossroads for lower middle class types who have their own money and cliques. These cliques do not include ageing mongers : ) Stopped at 24hr McD's to get some junk food. Back in my room , type this out , then to sleep. A productive day .... LL (Legs Leyte) will be ideal. Right body , face and attitude. Then same time I typed the word 'attitude' out , above .. my cell phone rings its Miko the super hooker from Singapore , claiming to have just woken up (3.34am) and wanting to know what I am doing. I tried to talk to her but get "call failed" again , so text her as follows : "What time meet Ayala". I dont like this continual back and forth texting chatter , that I have got involved in lately. Hope my blunt reply will short circuit everything. She then texes and says going back to sleep she'll see me Sunday. I know she is going back to Singapore on Monday. Maybe there is still time for a discount fuck ? I am sure I can not bring up subject of money for sex with her. She's not that kind of girl. A hooker I suspect , but not the type who likes to discuss money beforehand. Perhaps I should exploit this , fuck her then not pay , then for sure she will introduce a "problem" which requires cash to fix. If she asks too much for her favours I will say .... in all my innocence (?) : "Oh , I didn't know you were like that" (wink wink). [No pic of her on this page. She'd have my balls if I did that]

She keeps coming back to me , so I think biz for her in Cebu City must be slack. Or else she thinks I'd make a fine 'Sugar Daddy' , especially an Internet one , later on "send me money" : ) Maybe she does not know where to go to catch fish ? On cellphone she said she does not know Paseo. Might not be from Cebu ? And maybe I have got it all wrong and she is not a Hooker at all ? She does not have a hooker face or m.o. , so maybe , just maybe ..... Why did she come to Cebu in the first place ? Visiting parents or pick up some more cadavers ? : ) Must cross examine her on her motives for visiting Cebu City. Also get the inside story on cadavers. Ask her which bodies have the biggest dicks etc. Might tell her about the incidences overseas where guys have had sex with the bodies of dead women placed in their care. Preferably when the body was still warm. She must like the subject of cadavers otherwise she wouldn't be fooling around with dead bodies.

How come a pretty girl full of personality is given a job fooling around with stiffs ? It sounds a bit weird. Dead bodies by day , live bodies by night. Weird. Unanswered questions : 1. Is she a Hooker 2. Whats she doing in Cebu City 3. How did she get the Cadaver job in the first place ? 4. Has she had sex with a dead body ? If not , why not 5. How much is her rent in Singapore (should be high). If she quotes high rentals and low salary (cadavers) then she is 'hooking' in Sing , you can bet on that. By the time I am finished with her , this girl will know she has to come clean with me. Only reason I can think of why she is putting up with aged me is ... she is short of cash (like all of them). If she comes clean with me , her sex will be better , cause coming clean will give recognition to the fact I am the Master. The way it is right now ... her sex would be perfunctory , cause she is going around in circles and not allowing me to control the relationship. For sure , a good looking hooker by night and handling dead bodies by day , just does not fit. The two 'careers' just do not gel. The truth has yet to come out.

If it transpires she is not a hooker , I will relish (fuck) her to the max and spend big money in the process too. Another thing , she said she's been to Thailand. Sounds like a freelancer who likes to roam around. I asked her why she did not stay in Thailand. She said "The people do not speak English". I have heard of Flip hookers doing well in Bangkok , simply cause their English is better. Maybe she is one of them. But better money in Singapore , if she has cheap accommodation. Investigations will continue. Love to anal a girl like her . Show her who's the boss. She needs a boss ... I'm d' man for the job : ) Ultimate fantasy .... my dick in her ass , then straight into her mouth for licking and sucking. She licks her own 'produce'. Think I'd have to get her drunk for that one : )

There is very little text about this girl on this page. Included her because I was 100% sure she was a he (transvestite) , but after asking three seperate waiters at the Ayala Bar , they all said it was a 'she'. So I came to the conclusion that its an ugly she : ) Even to this day , I still think its a 'he'. Whatta you think ? One thing for sure , it was a Freelancer looking for a customer , but not an old one like me : ) Not my type anyway ... too 'plastic'.

Sunday Went to Tomrest for brekky. Whilst there I have a look at cell phone to see if any new messages. It was then that it hit me. The phone number I was texting in early hours of this morning , was not Miko , it was Legs Leytes ! Thought I was talking to Miko , not so. Paseo shuts down around 4-5am. That explains why LL is texting me around that hour of the morning. But that does not figure with "just woken up". Don't think I said anything incriminating , no names (Miko) mentioned. It's just that I thought I was playing games with Miko when in fact it was hot