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When your reading this .. I have already escaped whorist.com and the Western World !

Not that the West (or whorist.com) is hell or anything like that .. but the Far East (Philippines/Thailand) , is more interesting than the motherland. Motherland provides me with stability , but not much excitement. Its Phil/Thailand for that.

Yeh , heading towards lots more smiles , more relaxed laid back atmosphere , chirpy cheap cheap prices , and of course movie star status.

The babes never give me recognition back home , but heads will turn when I strut my stuff in the Philippines , that's for sure.

I have already planned my first few hours in Phils. Arrive at accom around 10pm , shower , change into snazzy gear , then to Shakeys at Fuente Osmena , a pizza , couple of draught beers , then off to Pump Disco. See you at Pump 11pm sharp , don't be late : )

Never actually reconnoitred Pump , but been hearing positive stuff about it. I will be arriving on an off night , but that won't matter ... get a feel for the place.

Up the following morning , get cell phone fully loaded , to Bully's house , give him a nice glossy wall picture calendar for next year , and tell him I will need his services again. Remember Bully in FFF5 ? It's nice having a hefty Flip sit next to ya in seedy joints. No one hassles me then : )

I've done my homework. Got potentially a lot of places to check out. Places I have never been to before.

Yes , I have escaped ... and you poor lads , well , your stuck at home , aint ya : )

I see folks at airports are campaigning against air travellers. No doubt those same protestors stay home and fuck some fat pig : ).

Does this mean , in the future , we will not be able to go overseas without having to push our way through 'greenie' protestors at airports ?

Of course greenies and conservationists do not believe in fucking , let alone whoring : )

Bless their souls , they do some good work , but if they start interfering with my whoring , they will pay a price. I will eat fart food and start farting more often and thus increase green house gases : )

In the past feminitza's have tried their best to make us feel guilty about jetting overseas to find a fuck. Don't tell me greenies/whoever are going to do the same ? Lads , we are being attacked on two fronts.

"A mans face shape appears to be a crucial factor in determining how attractive he is to the opposite sex. Researchers at Britains Natural History Museum have come up with a simple calculation to measure a mans sex appeal based on his face.

Museum paleontologist Eleanor Weston said the distance between the lip and the brow was probably immensely important in determining attractiveness.

Men have evolved short faces between the brow and upper lip , which exaggerates the size of their jaw , the flare of their cheeks , and their eyebrows , she says.

It is difficult to explain why men have evolved shorter , broader faces , if it is not because women find them more attractive , Dr Weston said".

You mean to say , that over the centuries men have changed the structure of their face by thinking about wanting a different face ?

Or was it that the guys with the least attractive faces found it more difficult to survive and thus percentage wise , the more attractive faces predominated to the point where we have today , everyone attractive like you and me ? : )

Personally I would not waste my time looking in the mirror to see if I measured up to Dr Weston's theories. I know for a fact , a guy who is successful/famous is wealthy , and this same guy has 'sex appeal' , no matter how far the distance between the lip and the brow.

Mick Jagger would be a good example. If he isn't ugly , who is ? He's been ugly all his life , yet he has most probably fucked about 5,000 beautiful women and still counting.

As I have said before on this website .... "chase the money (success/fame) and the girls will chase you" .... regardless of the face : )

Whoremonger is someone who deals in whores. And ‘deal’ it is , eg : "how much" : )

Origins of word "whorist" : Thommo invented this one , and registered it five years ago. Type in 'whorist' in Google , see what you get today.

Am planning to sell this word to Websters Dictionary , and others , some time in the future : )

There is a new language called Hinglish. Its Hindu and English combined. Used by the upwardly mobile Hindu occupants of England.

And then there is Hooklish , used by hookers , eg "Falang" , "Joe" , "atm" (us) etc : )

Also Monglish , used by Mongers , eg , bj , cbj , cim and so forth. New ones added recently include cia = cock in asshole.

We need a language for ageing mongers like myself , eg god = good old days ... cgu (cant get it up) etc.

Keep sending those donations to Molly d' Moll (c/- Bangkok). I will need all I can get my hands on.

Maybe , just maybe I have found the Holy Grail of Whoring : the Fuji Fine Pix Z100fd camera. This camera is a later model than my current Snoopy stable of camera's (Z1 & Z3).

Previous miniatures (Z1/Z3) promised low light , no flash shots , but did not deliver. Z3 even had an 'anti-blur' button. Gimmicks , nothing but gimmicks , but alas this Z100 seems to be the real deal with "built in CCD shift image stabilization automatically compensating for camera shake".

At my age and with a few beers , there certainly is camera shake. Especially if I am trying to snap a "hottie".

So , slip the Z100 out of my pocket (slightly slimmer than a pack of cards and same size roughly) , snap the babe without flash going off. Wonderful. Snoopy re-incarnated. There will be no tell tale 'flash' to tell her , "just taken a pic of you".

Only problem ... the Z100 was released only 3 weeks ago , and aint in the shops yet. So can not use for upcoming Escape Trip.

I'd prefer if some 'bunny' would buy it , road test it and tell me if it really can take no flash/low light shots without 'blur'. I am suspecting , cause the camera is so light (138gms I think) and small , that its near impossible to get shots without blur , "image stabilisation" or not. Don't know. Need a brain to know that. So , there you go guys , someone out there please buy the Z100fd and report back.Thanks.

About to 'Escape' any time now. Will submit a final bilgeblog on this page , before that happens.

"Thommo , Re Blog 22 you say : "Even if I put a pic of myself 20yrs ago , doubt If I'd get many quality bites. Certainly none if I put a pic of myself as at 2007 !
Add to that , the guilt factor. Have told em I am 37yrs old ! If I did get to meet them , think they'd die of shock , seeing Grandpa sitting there waiting to meet them" : )

Well Thommo , I am 38yrs old how about you set em up and I’ll meet em, on your behalf of course. Ill then give you the full score on them when I get back to blighty and you can still take your place in monger heaven ! So im guessing you are on Filipina heart ? So I Signed up intending to find you and I think i have.

Thommo's comment : Rest of Tony's text did not come out in Lucky's email , can only imagine rest of Tony's text , eg : "but I can not get an erection .........." : )

"I enjoy meeting and learning about new people so my approach to this whole thing is with reasonable expectations of a long term working relationship. I might end up with some new friends or meet someo ......................."

Text cut out again in this one too. I can only imagine the rest of "To's" text , eg : "or meet someone who will rip me off .... could be you ..... over "To" you" : )

I see Tony says "working relationship". Does this mean he is looking for a 'working girl' ? What the hell ! Tony baby , you need help , lots and lots of help.

Working girl = prostitute , or someone with money. Neither is of any use to me , don't know about other guys : )

Perhaps , when Tony says "reasonable expectations of a long term working relationship" , he means , he wants to stay home and collect the dole/social security whilst she goes out to work ?

Personally I think the Filipina's will be confused by his bio data. He wants a working relationship , whereas Filipina's dream day and night of a "romantic relationship" , especially when its with a cashed up White Caribou : )

"Hi , I am a strict Catholic , deeply religious , non smoker , non drinker , non gambler , but not non fucker. I am 22yrs old , university educated and have just recently inherited my fathers multi million dollar business. Need a wife to help me spend the inheritance. Am willing to pay a dowry but nothing above U$100,000. No , I am not a Cheap Charlie , its just that principles forbid me to 'buy' a wife , you know what I mean. What would you like , cash or cheque ?

Will be arriving with ten cousins all young like me , also from wealthy families. Hope you do not mind.

And please do not ask me to fuck you within 24hrs of us meeting. As I said , I am deeply religious".

But really Thommo , theres fucking 17 pages of sad bastards with no photo , so come on Thommo give us a clue mate. But saying that , theres 47 pages of 37year olds in my country !!
Lucky Luke

Hi Lucky
Note : Name of Emailer not Lucky. Changed to "protect the innocent" (or the devious : )

Well your getting warm , but you will never get hot , devious as you are. Cause I am more devious than you , and all the others. I have covered my tracks well. You will not track down Thommo on that or any other penpal website : )

But I think it would be a good idea for you to send me your mug shot. I could then include it in my bio. Thats what I want , a pic of a 37yr old like you. Girls would start humming around me like a bee.

When I get there and meet them I'll say "Oh sorry Lucky Luke could not come , I am here to tell you that. Was wondering if you could help me find a nice young girl". First step in threading my web of deception.

Before she knows it , she's received a unique gift from Thommo , a snack , drink , lots of smiles and lots of bullshit (from me).
Too late ! She can not wriggle out of my web of deceit ... like a fly caught in a spiders web.

Yes , please do send your mug shot , or if there are any 28yr olds out there , they can send their mug shot in. Lack of pic is holding me back : )

Personally , I do not use Viagra or similar , but read an interesting article on V the other day , as follows :

1. "A pill that is popped for recreational use. As this has happened , its users have become more demanding physically , and less discriminate in their sexual preferences"

2. "Women take it too. But there is no medical evidence that it improves the physical sensation for women"

3. "Mechanical coupling. It does not make men good lovers. It has laid bare a female secret that many men do not know , penetrative sex does not necessarily give women the best orgasms. A third to 52 per cent of women do not have orgasms this way".

4. "There is now concern about the wider social consequences of an increasing reliance on chemically induced erections. An erotic act has been turned into a robotic act".

6. "Women can use a patch stuck to the skin of the abdomen , called Intrinsa , that increases sex drive".

7. "Patents are pending for using viagra to make tulips stand up". Seriously thats what it says. Yoiks !

8. "Thomas Szasz , emeritus professor of psychiatry at Syracuse University in New York and a vociferous critic of the drive to medicalise sex , says : "We are diminishing and debasing what should be human and not medical , and it will come back to haunt the people using this drug , when they find that others are treating them in an equally dehumanising , mechanical way"

Lot of good info there. The article was very long , covering five large A4 size pages. I ignored the yawn , yawn stuff and only included the important or controversial pieces.

Re .1. "More demanding sexually". I'd say the whoring industry would be pleased with that. Guys taking girls from more than one venue in the same night = more cash for them : )

Re. 3. "Penetrative sex does not necessarily give women the best orgasms". Yoiks , then how do they reach orgasms ? Are we doomed ? With growing affluence in the Philippines , albeit at a snails pace , are we going to find more flip girls preferring the vibrator ?

Re. 8. "It will come back to haunt the users". One of the reason I do not use Viagra. I do not like ghosts : )

Ooops ! Thaksin former Prime Minister of Thailand and architect of cleaning up Thailands sex image , might be in trouble. His efforts to buy Manchester City (or whoever) Soccer Club for a few hundred (?) million might be all in vain. Folks in UK are now complaining about his past. Guilty of Human Rights abuses , they say.

Yes , he has done some nasty things in the past. Giving Thai Police and/or Army , authority to 'salvage' (murder) willy nilly , those he does not like , eg drug runners , muslim extremists etc , without giving them a chance to prove their innocence or whatever. And its that same Army which toppled Thaksin. Work that out.

Might see if he is interested in purchasing one of my Peanut Butter Franchises (see Blog 21 below).

All is not going well in this regard. Still only two of the thirteen I selected have contacted me. And as you know I can not contact them unless I pay for a subscription. None of the top three I targeted have yet to contact me. Looks like they never will.

I was too arrogant in my original approach. Too cocky. Did not put a pic of myself on website , for example. What I see in the mirror every morning does not impress me , so don't like putting a pic for all to see : ) And I had put very little speel to my penpal bio too. Three words only. Not like me I know , but sick of all the sweet talk folks put on those sites and thought I'd be different and say little.

OK , so that approach is not working. Too late , my targeted girls have seen my bio , no pic , and also where I say I am "average looking". Think I have blown it with the top three girls out of thousand pics I viewed. So back to the site I went and updated my bio with some enticing words. Consequently , the fish have begun to bite and messages of interest (which I can not reply to unless I pay subscription) are starting to come in , but alas , none of them are lookers so far.

Even if I put a pic of myself 20yrs ago , doubt If I'd get many quality bites. Certainly none if I put a pic of myself as at 2007 ! Add to that , the guilt factor. Have told em I am 37yrs old ! If I did get to meet them , think they'd die of shock , seeing Grandpa sitting there waiting to meet them : )

Yeh , could be embarrassing. Better to stroll around , smile , and if girl smiles back , that means she is willing to do biz with 'Grandpa'. And the P1200 saved in membership fee will buy me a lot beers to help me perv on , too : )

I havent been to Thailand for a while now. Not hungry enough. Philippines is slightly superior for my purposes. I'd give Flipsville an 8 , whereas only a 7 for Thailand.

The Flip girls most probably only give me a 3 for looks , but an 8 for 'heart' , hopefully. Remember , 'unique gifts' : )

I'm thinking .... "There is Thommo , sitting at his favourite Spider and Fly spot (August 2007) , grinning like a cheshire cat , drinking San Mig light , eagle eyes watching each and every move (girls) within a 20 mtr radius. Waiting to pounce".

I have done it before (successfully) and relatively recently too , and I will do it all again ... until I can not do it anymore (Whorist Heaven)

This time have nice mini towel type beer mats. Two , one will be back in the room drying , whilst the other dry one will be with me. Nothing I dislike more than to find my mini note book , pen , or camera that's been sitting on the table (strap around wrist) , wet with beer , whatever. Towel will keep the 'operations desk' dry.

And yes , also have a cute 'cooler'. Kind of thing you slip can/bottle in to keep beer cold. You know what I'm talkin' about. Have a neat way of carrying that light thing around too.

What with leather day bag slung over front/shoulders , towel in slot at back of bag , cooler hangin on the other shoulder ..... I will look like a cowboy heading for a shootout. All these items are 'colour co-ordinated' by the way. I'm no slouch when it comes to hunting poon : )

I know , when on occasions I sit with friends , they will be amused with how I have arranged/organised things. I will stroll up to them , slip mini mat from out of back of leather mini day bag , and place it neatly on the table/bar in front of me , then slip 'cooler' off shoulder and place beer can inside it. Well organised. Then my head and eyes will start to wander , as I look around the surrounding 'field' .. always on the lookout for a nice piece of poon.

All the time chatting to the guys. They are totally focused on the table and folks at the table. They know I am not : )

Some foreign banks , including most probably some in your country , are now in difficulties.

Anyway , in "Escape-1" , if I come across folks asking too much. I will say "Home Loans fiasco , money tight , have you got a better price" : )

Got up 2am this time. I'm excited. Think its mainly 'Escape' , that's doing it. Now 4.15am and nothing much to do , but know I will not sleep , if I go back to bed.

Loss of earnings (bar fines and the like) , loss of freedom (if marry) , loss of innocence (if you ever had it) ...... the list goes on.

I uploaded the above credit squeeze thingo , and have now returned to add my peanut butter story.

Couple of weeks ago I bought some organic peanut butter at a Health Food Shop. They pour the peanuts into a machine , and out pops fresh organic peanut butter. On arrival back home I tasted it. The best peanut butter I have ever tasted , and what's more , half Supermarket price.

Thing now is. Should I buy one of those machines ($250/450 ?) , locate the supplier of genuine organic peanuts and go for it , grinding out peanut butter in the house ?

"Petes Peanut Butter. Fresh as a Babies Bum". But not the stuff that comes out of a babies bum , hopefully.

I unplugged my Sponsors blocked toilets last weekend. He is overseas and these same toilets are used by his customers. Phew ! I got shit on my hands and a strong smell up my nose. Two hours later it was time to eat. I washed my hands six times but , even so , I could not bring myself to touching any food with my hands. The sight and smell of all that shit bursting out of the blocked pipe was firmly entrenched in my mind and nose

So I picked up the plastic cover on bread , pulled out two slices of bread with a fork , held bread with fork whilst I spread that organic peanut butter. Only had enough pb for two pieces of bread. Ate it , but was still hungry , but alas nothing else I could eat without having to 'touch'. Went to bed a little hungry.

Next morning , I told folks in the Office I had successfully unplugged the toilets , the stink that followed and washing my hands , and discovery of the organic pb and sandwiches that followed. Said to them "knew I should have eaten before , but didn't , paid the price".

One of them said "How could you eat peanut butter after unblocking a toilet". Then it hit me , spoiled the moment. Twelve hours later , I was over my phobia and back to buying more organic peanut butter.

When I go around pedalling my peanut butter , I could say "Shit man , its the best".

I woke up 4 hours ago , thinking I would type something out for this page but got sidelined. Dont know if I have got those original ideas in my head any more , but will try. Can't have empty space on this site for too long , otherwise I'll get emails asking me "what's up". Nice of folks to care : )

When I woke up (4am) , I knew I could not go back to sleep , cause I was excited. Excited about what ? Well , yesterday I had a victory in respect of my latest health issue. I saw my 7th , yes seventh , medico re this health issue. I learnt from prostate , never accept the first opinion.

So , with this new health issue I did not stop until I spoke with Specialist number seven. Great news. Will avoid unnecessary surgery now , and go for Radiotherapy yet again. Had Radiotherapy for prostate cancer and that's looking a success. Now going for Radiotherapy with this new issue. Soon you can call me Radioactive Man : )

Confidence restored. Other things have happened same time = might be a new chapter in my life about to unfold. Hope so , tired of the previous chapters : )

Thailand ... Thaksin is lying low in London. Proceeding ahead with buying that Soccer Club (Manchester City ?) So he's got money other than that impounded by the Army in Thailand.

Sex scene in Thailand wobbles along. There have been no major changes there since the Army put their puppet in power. How do I know , when I am ensconsed in the Clock Tower ? Ha , ha , trade secret.

Philippines is more unstable than Thailand right now. President Arroyo is under fire. Marcos's have raised their ugly heads saying billions that ..................... (find it hard to spell his name .. you'd think the richest man in Phil would have a decent name eh ? : ). Yeh , well whoever the guy who owns San Miguel and just about everything else in the Philippines. Marcoses offspring say a significant amount of that guys wealth is actually Marcos family wealth. Supposedly given to Mr San Mig under Trust. Oh yeh , given to him to avoid taxes whatever , that is , illegal.

Can you imagine giving a Flip 'x' millions to hold in trust ? Whoa Daddy ! Now , thats what I call gambling : )

Muslim separatist terrorists have blown up folks again too (Phil). Flipsville is really cowboy country. And that's where I wanna be ... cowboy country , action , lively , excitement.

Amidst all this chaos the flips keep fornicating , bless their souls. Keep those babies coming mumma , in 18yrs time I will date your daughter : )

I am getting prepared for my next reconnoitre , FFF-7 , think I might call it "Escape-1". Cause I think all the fun is behind me. If I call it Escape , expectations will not be so high. So long as you enjoy reading the final years of a Monger , wherein he does not fuck much , then it will be fine. These final years will be more of an Escape , escape from my yawn , yawn , western world.

More of an escape , than a fuck fest. But yes I will check out this and that and report my findings. Sex Reporter Extra-ordinaire .... Thommo.

And still searching for the Holy Grail , a miniature camera that can take 'no flash low light pics'. When I get my hands on that , my sex reports will be enhanced.

Still exercising two hours a day. Who cares a fuck ? .... I do ..: ) ..Good diet , stress free life (no wife : ) , exercise , then up and way .... candy land all over again.

Am arriving with unique gifts for a foreigner living there. Really a waste of time cause he can't even pimp for me. But I like my "gift giving". Same guy actually owes me money. There is one very day .... me : )

Fella's , if they apprehend me at the Airport wherever , and lock me up. Please remember ......

19. Friday 3rd August - This Blog is all over the Place , aka , "Scrambled Eggs"

In his first email he asked me re my source etc in connection with closure. In addition he asked me a load of questions about other things pertaining to Manila , which I knew nothing about , and told him so. I am not into pretending about knowing stuff that I do not know anything about.

Now he is back again interrogating me. Its like I have been hauled into the local police station and being cross examined under bright lights. Mug shot yet to be taken : )

Because of my friendly nature , and free service I have been offering for 5 years (whorist.com) , costing me thousands of man hours and dollars , some people think I am a door mat. Wrong.

Especially so in Thailand , the Philippines. Once I know someone is trying to have a lend of me , they get short shrift , with a smile of course. But they do not take up many seconds of my time. Show them the door real quick : )

Likewise guy above interrogating me. He has not contributed one thing to the website , ever. Take , take , its the norm in the 2nd millenium. The era of giving has largely gone : )

For sure there is a place for me in Whorist Heaven , but not methinks , for the Interrogator (above).

Whorist Heaven is where we escape the free loaders , bar fines and need for condoms.

What with prostate cancer (currently in 99.36% remission ) and advancing age (one of the oldest Mongers out there , but not the oldest , Ol Joe pips me by about 3 yrs) . Yeh what with that ................. lost it (early Alzheimers ? : )

Yeh , anyway , I feel sorry for any girl who has to sleep in the same bed as the Interrogator. Know folks from his country fairly well. Deadly serious types. Smile ? No , rarely. Laugh ? ditto , rarely. Enjoy life ? From the specimens I have met and associated with , no , they do not seem to be able to loosen up and 'enjoy'.

Oh Thommo , your getting nasty , and grumpy . Typical of ageing folk ? Well , the Interrogator has got under my skin. Why ? Is it because he is a freeloader or what ?

Honesty is in short supply these days and I pride myself with being strictly honest , well 99.36% of the time.

If only they were honest with me I could raise the bar and be 99.37% honest with them : )

Currently I am on a penpal site , trying to scoop some honey's for my impending FFF7 (or 6 or whatever it is) tour. Told em I am 37 yrs old , businessman etc. When they meet me , I will tell them "typo" , bio should have read 57yrs old. Then they will say , "more likely 67" , ha ha. But for them , its too late. They already are in my web (of deception). Spider and Fly , you know what I mean. Gift of the gab , lots of smiles , offers of a feed/drinks , expensive watch , camera etc on display .... how could a girl resist ? : )

Of course , by now , they have the cash register/dollar signs in their eyes , they will ask "what business" (bio). To which I will reply 'monkey business'. [Get em smiling early fella's , get em smiling early] After that I will say import/export. If girl interrogates me further I am stumped , dont know what I am supposed to be importing/exporting. Hope to work that out before I arrive : )

Actually checked pics of 1000 girls , yes one thousand. Kept going until I'd checked pics of a neat 1000. Patience pays : ) Selected about 13 from that thou , sent them an "interested" note. Only two of the thirteen have responded so far. Have not replied to those two , have to pay real money to do that. Waiting for my first , second and third choices to respond to my bait. If they do , will then pay for only one months membership.

In the meantime , I am wondering if its worth it ... meeting these girls. I have a conscience. Its easy enough to dupe them , that is pretend sincerely interested , fuck them , but then problem is offloading them in a nice way. Feel guilty about duping them just for sex , and dont want to hurt them. Want them to keep trying for a foreigner husband , cause that is what they are looking for. They are not looking for fucks , they are looking for long term financial security , and I can not even offer that to myself , let alone someone else : )

One thing for sure I have learnt from previous mistakes. Do not give these 'pen pal' girls your email address cause after you have dumped them , they are emailing you this and that. Just make contact with them on pen pal site , give them your cell phone number for contact on arrival , supply date of arrival and leave it at that. Once you have fucked them and paid them directly or indirectly ('shopping' or medicine for the caribou : ) , you disappear.

During such romances I instill in their brain box persistence. Especially when I know I am not going to fuck them anymore. I tell them they will find the right guy if they are persistent etc. When I disappear they realise that was their last meet with me , and hopefully go back to the pen pal site , repeat repeat.

Well , I have wandered far from original topic "Interrogator". Its just to show you , I am not like the Interrogator thinks.

Anyone else have this problem .... telling the girls fibs , or worse still , telling the girls the truth , whole truth and nothing but the truth 100% of the time ?

When I was a kid I learnt : Women want lies , they do not want the truth. If your too truthful too often , you will go nowhere with the babes. You do not have to tell lies all the time , in fact if you do that most of the time you will go nowhere with the babes. But you do have to tell lies on occasions.

For example , if a gal asks you , "what do you think of the dress" ? You have to answer in the positive , regardless of what you really think. To answer in the negative is to delay your next poke : )

I started out telling the chicks the truth , in that I have never married. And because of my advancing age , they do not believe me , so I have decided to tell them "divorced , no children". Which is a lie they believe. Likewise Immigration , I tell them I am divorced. If I say never married , they think I am gay , a paedophile or some kind of freak.

Which reminds me of a little story dating back to 1995 , Brazil. American guy talking non stop to an ageing Brazilian whore who did not understand one word of English , could only smile.

At the end of this lengthy one way conversation , American said words to the effect : "Anyway , nice talkin to ya" , turned around and walked off.

His leaving did not bring a smile to her face , the fish (American) had slipped through the net.

Amazing how some things stick in the mind forever. Usually good memories. I smile everytime I think of "nice talkin to ya".

including .............................................. oh sorry , already forgotten.

Emails coming in verify there is genuine panic following my note in Facts section re the impending closure of La Cafe.

The reason for that note is to make sure guys experience it before it closes , not to panic folks or cause a heart attack.

I have it from various reliable sources that Mayor Lim intends to close La Cafe , and other sinful places in Ermita down , as soon as possible.

He closed down all sinful places in the 1980's , so there is no reason to believe he will not do it again in the 2nd Millenium. Folks re-elected him presumably , among other things , because of his 'good' work closing down Ermita before.

Hindsight is the best sight of all. So , was wondering in hindsight , why the foreigners opened up in Ermita , in the first place , and not in the neighbouring precinct where EDSA has long been established. EDSA was a result of the 1980's Ermita closures. EDSA is out of reach for Lim , he can not do any harm to them. Obviously the expat owners of La Cafe did not consult Thommo , before investing their money in Ermita : )

One can guess , if owners of La have any money left after bribing police and paying lawyers , they will transfer to neighbouring precinct out of reach of Mayor Lim. If they do not have money to do that , then someone else will set up , using their "La Cafe" brand name and good repuation in the process.

Twas about a couple of years ago whilst talking to one of the La Cafe owners , that I asked him had he registered "La Cafe" , in Cebu , Bangkok etc. That is , had he protected his brand name ? Whereupon he replied , no he had not , it was a good idea , and he might do so in the future. That proved to me the owners of La Cafe were not very sophisticated or experienced , when it comes to business , and protecting ones brand name in particular.

So fella's , if you want to set up "La Cafe Bangkok" or Pattaya , or Cebu wherever , let me know. I'll be your Pimp (Manager). Written into the contract of course will be , I get to "road test" all the new freelance girls , just shipped in from the provinces. First taste to Thommo : )

Once again , I say "rush to La Cafe whilst it is there , otherwise you might miss out on this fine institution".

Just read in local paper about two American policemen on hol's whoring in Rio Brazil.

They were picked up by brazilian police , taken back to their apartment and robbed of U$2100 in cash plus their iPod.

Well , if two policemen can not avoid being robbed by other policemen who can avoid being robbed in Rio ?

Answer : Thommo. Yeh , he didnt come down in the last shower. No one robbed me in Rio when I visited it for about 3 weeks. Visited all the mongering spots , stayed out late etc.

A friend of mine just returned from a trip to Thailand.
Generally this guy is very conscious of the importance of showering after sex and always using a condom etc.
He told me Jim " I was in a hurry " it was the morning he was due to fly out.
He had already showered earlier that morning with his girl….but apparently she was waking around his hotel room topless …well he kind got all fired up looking at her, and he got her to give him a quick blow job.
He said he did not have the time to take another shower….so he just wiped down with a Kleenex (bad idea) ..he dressed…and finished packing. Said good buy to his girl…gave her some money and off she went.
He checked out of the hotel grabbed a taxi to the airport….and boarded his flight and settled in for the long flight home.
He did not really notice anything wrong…until he was resting at home the next day, jet-lagged after the flight.
He said his dick just was kinda itchy. He was not paying to much attention to it . . but the itchiness continued for a couple of hours….He finally took a look at what was wrong….He said when he pulled back the skin……his dick was red, inflamed and very infected…..with something….
Initially he could not figure what had happened…he had made sure he always wore a condom….…then he remembered that blow job in the morning.
He reckoned the girl must have had some weird bacteria in her mouth…that his western body defences were no match for…
So what to do…his regular girlfriend would get suspicious if he switched of the sex for a while…
He dashed off the drug store….and bough some disinfectant lotions and creams
He tried several commercial products……but the best was only a partial success. The infection would not clear.
He eventually gave up, and decided that the local Doc. was the next step. He went to the Doc….and then had the embarrassment of dropping his dick out on the examination table….while the Doc..prods it and starts Tut..tutting…and lecturing him on sexual hygiene…
The Doc prescribed some cream…….and after a week …the infection cleared.
But it was a scare, he was lucky that it was relatively easily to fix…and his regular girlfriend never knew.
The irony is,… it could have been easily avoided.
My buddy said.." Jim...If only I had walked into the bathroom that morning, and run some water over my dick for a minute or so "
So guys….always wash after sex….even if it's only a blow job. Asia has bugs and bacteria…your pampered western bodies have never been exposed to before.
Play safe and have fun….remember the thing is to return home relaxed …and healthy!
Jim.

Stories from the Front, circa February 1987, written in 1987, and updated in 2007, By Anon.

I had been in Angeles City for about two weeks banging as many bar girls as I could. For the most part the sex had been rather pedestrian. It was mostly missionary position with a little doggie and cowgirl thrown in. BJs were few and far between. I was sitting in the hotel bar drinking an early afternoon San Miguel and musing with an Aussie named “Jake”. I complained about my lack of adventurous sex. Jake told me of a girl he had met in a bar on Fields Avenue that did amazing thing. Not only could “Alena” suck a golf ball through a garden hose but she took it up the ass and liked it. Alana was a true “3-holer.” I had to get him to explain the term. He filled me in on Alena and that she was absolutely marvelous in bed. I asked if he minded if I looked her up. He said it was ok since he did not intend to see her again. He described her for me so I would know who to look for.

About 9:00 PM. I headed down to find Alena. I took a jeepney to Check Point and walked to the bar. It was owned by an Aussie and played country western music. The stage was behind and above the bar. There was a good crowd but not crowded. The dancers wore white bras and thongs and little pink skirts. Sitting at the bar, you could look up under the little skirts. I asked a waitress which girl was Elana. She was on stage and third from the right end. I took a seat at her end of the bar and ordered a San Miguel. The beer was cold. I watched Elana dance if that what you call it. She moved well and was not shy about showing off her tight little ass. The thong was pulled tight across her pussy showing a bit of camel toe. Her little titties did not fill up her bra. Her hair was a light brown and fell on her shoulders.

Elana was petite, almost tiny and a bit skinny. I would say she was about 5’0”, 100 lbs and a 30a/20/30. She did not look bad and was actually a little cute. Her ID badge said she was 26, but I would add at least two years to that. I let the bar maid (BM) know I was interested in Alana. The BM walked to the end of the bar and said something to Elana and pointed to me. I smiled my most inviting smile and Elana smiled back. Elana left the stage and disappeared in the back. A few moments later she reappeared and came up to me. I introduced myself and invited her for a drink. I left a P20 on the bar to cover my P12 beer a tip for the BM. We moved to a table at the back of the bar. A waitress brought a ladies drink and a fresh beer. I tipped the waitress and she gave Alana a chit for her LD. We chit-chatted and I complimented her on how cute she looked in the little dance outfit. The waitress reappeared and asked if I wanted to buy Alana another LD. The LDs were only P30 (about U$1.50) so I said yes. As Alana sipped at her second LD, I said I wanted to bar fine her. She agreed and I leaned to whisper that I had heard she had special talents. She nodded her head. I told her I wanted to try them all. She whispered that BJ and anal were an extra P100 on top of the P300 bar fine. That was only U$20 so I agreed. I gave her the bar fine and she went to change. She came back wearing tight jeans and a white blouse carrying a hand bag.

I asked if she was hungry and we stopped by a sidewalk stand that was cooking stuff I did not recognize. I chose some pork sticks and beer and Alana ordered something in Tagalo. She had hollow legs by the amount she ate. When Alana was full, we caught a jeepney back to the hotel.

When we got to the room, I cranked up the air con and Alana stood in front of the vent. The air blew through her hair. I walked up behind her and put my arms around her tiny waist and pulled her to me. I kissed her shoulder and neck. I asked if she wanted to shower with me and she nodded yes. We got naked and Alana showed no sign of embarrassment as her clothes came off. I had her nude model for me. Her tits were small, like half an orange and firm. The nipples were tiny with chocolate areolas. Alana’s stomach was flat and taut, with no stretch marks. Her legs were a bit spindly but well shaped. Alana had a small tight butt. I looked at her crotch and saw no hair. She put her hair up and we headed for the shower. I let her set the water temperature. We both got wet and I grabbed the soap. I had Alana stand with her back to me as I soaped her shoulders and back. I reached around and fondled her little titties feeling the nipples become erect. I soaped her flat stomach and reached down to her pussy. Her lips were bare and smooth. I slid a soapy finger up and down her little slit and played with her clit. She leaned back against me as I diddled her joy button. She shivered a bit and I moved to her tight butt. I soaped each cheek and massaged the smooth tight flesh. Man, those Filipinos had some soft skin. I slid a soapy finger between her cheeks and massaged her Hershey hole. I slowly pressed against her sphincter and my finger tip entered her nether region. I told her I wanted her third hole clean because I was going to lick it before I put my cock in. She asked if I would lick her pussy also. I told her of course I would. I worked my finger in and slowly fucked her. The abundance of soap made it go in easy. I removed my finger and slid it down further to her pussy and finger fucked that too. Once I was sure both holes were clean, I had her wash the soap off. I handed Alana the soap and she washed me. My cock was already hard when she got to it. A soapy hand job followed. I started to feel my balls tingle and had her stop before I shot my load. We rinsed off and took turns drying each other. Alana told me to go back into the bedroom as she reached for her hand bag. She touched up her make-up and combed out her hair. She looked good in the bedroom light.

Alana crawled up on the bed and sat next to me. I told her how good she looked and was rewarded with a big smile. I asked if she knew “69” and she nodded yes. She got on top and slid that hairless little pussy down to my mouth. I ran my tongue up and down her slit. Her pussy was so small I could cover it all with my mouth. I felt her warm mouth engulf my stiff cock. I worried her little clit with my tongue. I felt Alana’s tongue working on the head of my cock like an ice cream cone. I probed her little hole with my tongue tasting her pussy juice. I ran my tongue across her taint to her little brown eye. I circled it several time and then probed it with my tongue. I ran my tongue across her bare lips enjoying the smooth skin. I sucked her clit between my lips and licked it until she started to squirm. She ground her pussy down on my face. My nose was pressed against her anus. She was enjoying the oral ministrations but was neglecting my cock. She shuddered and collapsed on top of me. I pushed her forward so I could breathe and let her recuperate. Alana was the most sexually alive girl I had so far on this trip. I rolled her off me and she flopped on her back. She lay quietly breathing hard with her eyes closed. She finally sat up and smiled. She said “You eat pussy good”. Without me asking she leaned over my crotch and started sucking on my cock. She did a marvelous job. I was amazed as I watched more and more of my cock disappeared into her mouth. Alana was trying to deep-throat me. I could feel my cock head sliding into her throat. Not even American girls had ever done this. She bobbed her head up and down until I had to stop her. I came close to cumming twice.

I asked Alana if she liked being on top and she nodded yes. She stood on the bed with a foot and each side of my hips. She squatted down and I held my cock upright. I felt her smooth lips contact my cock. She pressed down and the head slowly spread her lips and began to enter her. She had a look of concern on her face. I told her to take it slow and stop if she needed to. She pressed down harder and the head popped into her tight hole. She stopped and took a deep breath. She pressed down again and more of my cock disappeared up inside her. She slowly work her way down until I felt my cock press against her cervix. I just love watching my white cock disappear inside a hairless brown pussy. She straddled my hips and sat still. Her pussy slowly expanded around my cock. She was wet and indescribably tight. I asked if she was ok. She said she really like big cocks and how full her pussy felt. I am not that big but sure felt it after hearing her. She slowly began to rock back and forth sliding my cock in and out her tight, wet hole. Alana fell forward on my chest and her hips picked up speed. She was furiously sliding up and down on my cock. I felt that tingly feeling again and told Alana I would cum soon. She gasped and started pounding her pubis up and down on my crotch. She was close and I tried to hold back until she came. Cum she did. I felt my cock being bathed in warm liquid and let go with a full load of my own. She continued sliding up and down my cock until my last spasm emptied my balls. She rested her head on my shoulder as we came down from an incredible high. I felt our juices leaking out of Alana’s pussy and run across my balls. I asked her to suck my cock again and she cleaned me up. Damn, I really enjoyed the uninhibited sex. I pulled her up to me and we kissed. I tasted both of us on her tongue and mouth. We cleaned up in the bath room and I wiped up the wet spot.

Alana said she was hungry again and wanted to get something to eat from the snack stand across from the hotel entrance. She got dressed as I lay on the bed naked. I gave her P40 in small bills and asked her to get me a bottle of water from the restaurant. She returned with my water and a local drink and dried squid for her. The dried squid had an ungodly smell. When she finished eating, I made her brush her teeth. She came out of the bathroom nude and got back on the bed.

I sat up with my legs spread and had her sit between them with her legs over mine. We were face to face. I had to lean down to kiss her. We slowly kissed and I ran my hands up and down her smooth back. I felt her little hand encircle my semi-erect cock and slowly massage the head. I asked her if she was ready for more sex and she just kissed me. Her hand was sliding up and down the shaft and getting the desired result. Once I was hard, Alana pushed my cock down and slid forward. I could feel the moist warmth of her pussy as she hunched her hips. My cock slowly slipped inside her. Coupling was much easier this time. She was still wet from before. Soon Alana was sitting on my lap with her legs around my waist. She wrapped her arms around my neck for leverage as she raised and lowered her pussy over my cock. She was a fucking animal. It was turn about. I was being used for HER pleasure. I just let her enjoy herself. Her arms tightened around my neck as her pace increased. I was not ready to cum again and just enjoyed a tight wet pussy sliding up and down my cock. Alana came again and sagged in my arms. Her face was pressed into my chest and she was breathing hard. She noticed I was still hard and asked why I did not cum. I told her I was still recharging and wanted to save my cum for her ass. We sat there hugging with her legs around my waist and my cock buried in her pussy. She would slide up and down cock every few minutes. What a feeling. It can not be described.

I started to feel a little tingle and told her I was ready for her ass. She slide off my cock and went to her hand bag. She returned with a partial tube of KY jelly. World famous KY jelly. She told me to stick out my hand and squirted some of the KY on my finger tips. She knelt on the bed on all fours and told me rub her butt hole. I got the idea and spread the jelly around her little brown hole. I probed her anus with my finger and slowly fucked her. She turned around and squirted some jelly on my cock and massaged it in. She stood at the end of the bed and bent forward with her hands holding her up. I jumped off the bed and got behind her. I rubbed my cock around her anus. I put the tip against her butt hole and pushed. Her sphincter slowing relaxed and my cock began to enter. The head disappeared and her muscle closed behind the crown. Alana looked back and said “slow”. I let her butt hole get used to my cock before I push again. After what seemed like an hour, I was fully in her ass. I could feel my balls slap against her thighs. This was only my second anal so I was super excited. I slowly pulled my cock out and slowly pushed back in. I did not want to pound Alana and hurt her. She felt so good. Alana started pushing back against me and I let her set the pace. I stood there looking down at my cock sliding in and out of her tight little brown ass. I massage her firm ass cheeks and told her how good it felt. She picked up the pace and was soon gasping again. I have never had a girl cum from anal sex but Alana sure did. She collapsed forward on the bed pulling my cock out. I told her I had not cum so she moved up on the bed and spread her butt cheeks. I straddled her prone legs and pushed my cock back into her anus. I slowly sank all of my cock back into her. I leaned over and kissed and nibbled her neck and shoulder. Her butt started pushing up against me. I pulled out and slid all the way back in. I picked up speed. I was ass fucking a pretty girl and it felt great. The more I pushed the more Alana pushed back. I started to get that tingly feeling and said the hell with and started pounded my cock into this little Filipino’s asshole. Alana seemed more turned on and grunted each time I pounded my cock deep into her bowels. I felt another full load race down my cock and into ass. I pumped three more times deep into her and collapsed on top of her. Alan was shuddering to her second anal orgasm. I just lay there on top of her trying to catch my breath. I felt her sphincter muscles grasping my cock as it slowly softened. I popped out of her anus like a cork. I turned her head and gave her a big kiss. I told her not to move. I went into the bathroom and cleaned up. I took a warm wet washcloth back and slowly cleaned up Alana’s pussy and batter anus. She just lay there quietly and let me clean her. I threw the wash cloth on the floor, turned off the lights and lay down beside her. Alana rolled over and put her head on my shoulder and arm across my chest. We feel asleep, totally drained.

I awoke the next morning with a wonderfully warm and wet feeling enveloping my cock. I looked down and Alana was sucking my very hard cock. This girl was insatiable. She noticed I was awake and crawled on top and sat down on my cock. She slid all the way down on the first try. The best fuck I ever had was continuing but I was drained. I didn’t think I would ever cum again. Alana enjoyed the hard cock in her. She grunted every time she slammed down on my erection. I could feel her wetness increase as her pace increased. She came with a shutter and fell forward on my chest breathing hard. When she regained her breath she said “You fuck good”. I was still hard so she slid off me and started sucking my cock again. She said “I make you cum”. She used a combination BJ and HJ spending a lot of time on the head. I finally felt the tingle begin and told her I was almost ready to cum. She sucked harder and took me deep into her mouth. I filled her mouth so full of cum, it ran out around my cock and out of her nose. She jumped off the bed and washed her mouth out. She brought a wet washcloth back and cleaned up my messy cock. I got up to pee and wash more thoroughly. We dressed. I gave her the extra P100 we agreed upon plus another P100 as a tip (U$25 total).

We went to the hotel restaurant for breakfast. She put away a full meal and ate my left over toast. I walked her to the hotel entrance and got a big kiss before hopped into a jeepney.

On the OJ scale of Looks/Bedability Action/Attitude, Alana was a 5+/9.5/9.5. I don’t give 10s hoping I have not had the best sex ever. I am always looking for nirvana. I was so drained I went back to the room and took a nap. I took the night off and just did some scouting of new bars. I bar fined Alana again about a week later. The sex was great again but not as good as the first time. I will always remember Alana as the only girl to ever completely wear me out.

How Bangkok has changed.

I was just thinking the other day….how much things have changed in Bangkok over the last 10 to 15 years….It used to be a lot crazier place than it is today.

I remember my first visit to that city. It was a business trip. I had two nights stay in Bangkok .Day one was all business meetings with clients, all boring stuff…but unfortunately necessary. I was looking forward to checking out the night life of Bangkok, but the client insisted they would bring us out to dinner that night….Damm!. The dinner with the client dragged on for hours….in the end I was so exhausted from the jet-lag, long meetings, too much food and drinks, I was struggling trying to stay awake…..I just went back to the hotel….and hit the sack….

Next day I had some more business to complete….but by mid afternoon I was finished. I returned to my hotel, I figured that a couple of hours sleep would set me up for the night. I closed my eyes a about 4 pm and woke up a 6.30pm …perfect….hit the shower…and down to the lobby. I really had no idea where to go, I was trying to remember what old Bob had told me years ago in Indonesia ….but I could not remember the name of the street.....I noticed one of the Tuc-tuc drivers… was waving to me. I went over....he said…."you want girl". I thought at least he is thinking in the same direction as me . So I said " Yes". I climbed into the tuc-tuc, and off we went.

We drove for about 15 mins though the chaotic traffic….finally we arrived a big building…..it looked kinda like a big movie theatre from the outside. I asked the driver if he could wait……he said…"yes no problem"… I wanted to make sure that this place was what I was looking for. I went inside….the place seemed empty, I think I was too early….I went to the bar…it was all red velvet curtains and soft carpets…..the barman appeared…and I ordered a beer. I was looking around when the manager appeared…… this guy could stand in for one of the Japanese Yakuza gang members. He wore an expensive three piece suit, he had a gold Rolex watch, gold rings on his fingers. His hair was slicked back. I was checking to see if he had all his fingers still attached.

He said .."would you like to meet the ladies"…He pulled back one of the red velvet curtains…opened a door…and I walked into an imitation street…complete with street lights, signs and sidewalks…amazing. I guess the street was a bout 50 to 60 yards long….with imitation shops on each side. In the shop windows sat all the girls. I walked down the street….the girls were all wearing evening dresses. All the girls in the window would wave and smile as I walked past.… at a guess I would say there was about 100 girls in there, Their ages ranged from the very young (underage) to about late 30ish. Each girl had a two number tag hanging around her neck, …the top number was three digit..like "128" or "213"…the number below it was single digit…mostly "1" , "2" "5" …or some had "0"

I could not figure it out how it all worked.. I asked the Yakuza guy…." What's the thing with the numbers?" He said...top number is the girls ID…..and the lower number is her years of experience…Geeze I though " It's a meat market"….I found it a complete turn off… The Yakuza guy was saying "Take two girls…a young one and a older girl….that's the best"….I said "no thanks" ..I needed to get out of there…..I said "I might return later"…Yakuza said…."I can give you two very young girls If you want" …he winked and said "Special for you". I walked out….Geeze….what a place! …not my style...

My Tuc-tuc driver was waiting. I said "Dancing girls…..on stage" he nodded and off we went again. The next place resembled a normal bar…..with a stage on one side. There were about 6 or 7 girls dancing on the stage…and totally naked…. I though this a little more my style… The naked dancers went off stage and an older girl came on…..she was smiling and waving to the crowd…….she was carrying a big texter pen, and a sheet of cardboard. I was wondering what she was going to do. She took off her bikini bottom, squatted down on the stage…then she took the texter pen and pushed it into her pussy………she put the cardboard down on the stage, she squatted down low….and wrote something on it ….with the texter in her pussy. When she was finished she smiled and held up the cardboard…..it said "Welcome to Thailand"…..I nearly dropped my beer. All the crowd were cheering and clapping… I was kinda stunned… The young naked dancers came back on stage.
I decided to try a different place…My tuc-tuc was still outside….I jumped in ..and off we went..

The next place was a little bigger…but more crowded…the sign outside the door said lesbian show… I grabbed a beer and watched the dancers on the stage…one was very young and pretty…almost a totally shaven pussy….a real honey…I smiled at her…and she gave me a big smile back, the dancers eventually went off the stage and two pretty fully dressed girls came on…the music changed and the girls started dancing together.. they were kissing …and slowly undressed each other. They got down to their panties…one of the girls stood behind the other she had her arms wrapped around the girl in front, her hands fondling her tits. Then she slid one hand down into the other girls panties, and started to play with her pussy. Eventually both girls were naked one lay down on the stage, the other girl kneeled over her and lowered her pussy to her mouth……I could see the girls tongue working her pussy….this was pretty good……it ended with both girls kneeling in front of each other ….hands and fingers working each others pussy…as they moaned and groaned to a climax……I don't know if it was real or acting…but it was a real turn on……best lesbian show I have ever seen. There was total silence in the bar while the girls were doing their thing…….everybody broke into applause and cheering when they finished….. I was starting to get a little drunk…I think I had drank about 5 or 6 beers.

I decided to try another place….so into the Tuc-tuc…and off we went again….This time the bar was smaller but packed…I managed to grab a chair…and ordered a beer………there was a couple of topless girls on the stage dancing. Then a boy and a girl came on to the stage……she was in a panties and bra…the guy was wearing only a swim trunks………she peeled off his trunks…kneeled down in front of him and started to give him a blow job…They had live sex there on the stage the young guy fucked her…..wow …then he put his dick back in her mouth…and pumped her head until he came all over her face…….this was even better than the lesbian show…I thought each club is better than the last…

I decided to try another club, Back to the Tuc-tuc……the next place was huge…a big bar….lot of girls and guys in the crowd……..the stage was empty so I ordered a beer and relaxed…then the lights dimmed and a naked girl came on stage…..she lay down on her back and lifted up her legs and pussy into the air…….and pulled a whole string of razor-blades out of her pussy……I was amazed…..how she was not sliced to shreds pulling the blades out… she then peeled a banana, and pushed it into her pussy…….. she pumped and the banana flew out of her pussy across the stage. Again more cheering…..the next banana shot went kinda off target…flew out of her pussy and landed in a guys beer glass …..to the shrieks of laughter from the crowd….. The next girl came on and began to pump those small plastic table tennis balls out of her pussy……..her range was impressive……she could pump that ball out of her pussy right across the room……all to the cheers of all the guys. I was chatting to a guy from Germany at the bar…His name was Andres. I said " how does she do the Razor blade thing" He said…."Jim…she has a small cardboard tube in her pussy…all the blades are tied together and carefully bent into the tube"..Apparently the tube just poked out a little past her pussy lips…
I was getting a little too drunk….I remember one time …looking over at the stage and a girl was smoking a cigarette with her pussy……..crazy..
Andres said…" come on Jim..I know a club ..its pretty good" So we left…..

I was pretty drunk I had no idea where I was going……the rest of the night is a little hazy..I remember lots of girls…more beer …and laughter….and a disco.. I think…….and then a Tuc-tuc….and then waking up next morning……..with a king size hangover… I looked across at the other pillow…and was surprised to find a girl asleep there….I had no idea who she was ..or how she got there.. my head was pounding. I got to the bathroom…and found my aspirin…..and some mineral water……..dissolved the tablets….and drank the lot. I checked the time…5.45AM…good time to grab a few more hours sleep…My flight home was at 4PM in the afternoon…plenty of time to recover. I climbed back into bed and went back to sleep…I woke up a 08.30…feeling a lot better Back in those days I could recover from booze a lot faster than I can today… I got a good look at the girl…..she was still sound asleep…then I recognised her….it was one of the girls from the first or second club I had visited last night…….I remembered she smiled at me a lot….but where did I pick her up…I had no idea.

Actually she was pretty…. Nice lips, small face, lots of hair. She opened her eyes and smiled…….I said good morning, and gave her a kiss.
She was all sleepy and sexy…I kissed her all over until she was awake….then it was suck suck…fuck she was very sexy, knew how to use her tongue and pussy….She said her name was Nam…..We showered together..and I brought her down to breakfast. Nam was hungry…and I was amazed how much food a small girl like her could eat. After breakfast I gave her Bth 500, she smiled…gave me a kiss…and off she went.

I checked out of the hotel…..grabbed a taxi to the airport….and boarded my flight home, very relaxed and contented.

I will never forget my first visit to Bangkok all those years ago…..It was the wild time in that city…..no restrictions, I realise that those times will probably never return.

I guess was lucky to see it. Now things have changed. It seems the Thai authorities have become a lot more conservative and are placing more restrictions on the night club scene.

Stories from the Front, circa February 1987, written in 1987, and updated in 2007, By Anon.

While I was in the Philippines in 1987 wife hunting, I stayed at the Clarkton House in Angeles City. Next door was Mirrors Bar. I spent many hours in Mirrors. It was small, had 4 circular stages that would seat about 10 customers with the girl dancing in the middle. It was cozy, not loud or overwhelming. Most of the girls were cute, a few 5s, several 6/7/8s and a couple of 9s. There was a 10 but she was always in demand. This was bikini bar with an occasional boob flash. The dancer’s costumes were changing to lingerie, lacey white bra and panties, white garter belt and hose. The 10 was one of the first and she was a sight to behold. Glistening white lingerie contrasted by cinnamon skin. “Abbie” was 19, about 5’2, with youthfully firm 34C tits and the face of an angel. On the OJ scale of Looks/Bedability Action/Attitude, Abbie was a 10/6/8. Bedability downgraded 2 points due to no BJ. I had been after Abbie for two weeks but she kept putting me off. Being a 10 lets you pick and chose. But I had never had a 10 so I kept trying. I tipped her well by putting P10 notes in her panties and buying her candy and apples. The day before I was to leave for Manila to meet my fiancé and then back to the states, I asked Abbie if she would be the last Filipina I bar fined before I went stateside. She said YES. I gave her the bar fine and she went to change. I could not get her to wear the lingerie outfit.

It was about 9:00 pm so we stopped by the hotel restaurant for a late supper. When we got back to the room, she started undressing but I stopped her. I slowly undressed her like she was birthday present. I knelt down and removed her tennis shoes and sox. I unsnapped her jeans and slowly pulled down the zipper. I was taking it slow to enjoy the moment. I pulled her tight jeans down over hips and she lifted one foot at time. I stood and unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. I reached around her back and unhooked her bra to release those perfect tits. I leaned down and kissed the top of her breasted and flicked each nipple with my tongue. Her nipples were perky and pink. I just love pink nipples. I knelt back down and slipped my fingers into the waist band of bikini panties. I slowly pulled them down until the top of her pussy was visible. I leaned forward and kissed her mons. I removed her panties and she stepped out of them. I was eye to eye with the prettiest pussy I had ever seen. Abbie has a few sprigs of hair on her mons and the rest was smooth bare skin. Her slit was just a slim crevice between her thighs. She smelled clean and musky not soiled. I ran my tongue over her bare lips and she put her hand behind my head in encouragement.

I stood and led her to the bed. I quickly undress. I stood by the bed looking down on prettiest woman ever to grace my bed. She asked what I was looking at and I told her. She smiled and my heart melted. I crawled up on the bed and leaned over to kiss her. We kissed a long time and ended up frenching. I massaged her breasted and played with her nipples. I kissed my way down to her lovely breasts. I explored her soft firm skin with my lips and tongue. I worked my way around each breast before licking and sucking her little pink nipples. I was happy when they reacted and became erect. While sucking and licking her tits, I let my hand wander across her smooth flat stomach to her cute little pussy. I ran my finger tips across all that beautiful bare skin. I slipped a finger between her bare brown lips and gently ran it up and down. Her hole was already moist. I found her clit and rubbed it with my finger tip. She squirmed and shifted her tight butt. I continued sucking on her tasty little nubbins and kissing her firm flesh. I worked my lips down across her stomach reveling at the soft skin. I spread her legs and positioned my self between them. I looked down at Abbie’s sweet little pussy and licked my lips. I leaned down and kissed and licked her inner thighs and mons working my way towards her smooth slit. I ran my tongue up and down the outside of her pussy lips and slowly worked my way inside. I ran my tongue up and down her slit tasting her moist pink flesh. I lapped at her clit in slow broad strokes. Her hands went behind my head encouraging my efforts. I circled her clit with my tongue until it was erect. I sucked her clit between my lips and flicked it with my tongue. She was pushing my face against her pussy and writhing on the bed. She was breathing hard and making little “oh-oh” sounds (oh-oh is yes in Tagalog). Her heels dug into the bed and she lifted her hips pressing my mouth tighter against her pussy. She collapsed back on the bed. I slowly licked up and down her slit. Her hole was now dripping wet and tasted sweet.

I asked if she would suck my cock but she said she didn’t do that. Since she refused a BJ, I crawled up between her legs and rubbed my erect cock up and down her slit to lubricate the tip. I found her hole and slowly entered her. She was wet but really tight. Once I got the head in, I rested so she could get used to it. I pushed a little further in and slowly pulled back. This went on for about 5 minutes until I felt the head press against the back of her vagina. She had a little bit of a pained expression on her face but said she was ok. I started a slow smooth rhythm. She shifted her butt around on the bed looking for a better position. I don’t think she enjoyed the actual fucking but I sure did. I picked up speed and told her I would be done soon. I pushed into her hard and felt my cum shoot into her. Even with all the sex I had in the last three weeks, I shot a full load. I lay on top her breathing hard. I could feel my cum running out as I went soft. We cleaned up and I wiped up the wet spot.

Abbie said she was thirsty and was going back to the bar to get something to drink. I hoped she would be gone long enough for me to recuperate. I had to have her again. She returned in about an hour. She undressed and started to get back in bed. I stopped her and said I wanted to look at her naked. She looked embarrassed. I sat on the edge of the bed and she stood before me. I ran my hands all over her smooth flesh. I had her turn around and felt her firm butt cheeks. She jumped in surprise when I leaned forward and kissed her tight ass. I stood and put a hand on each side of her face and kissed her lips. I told her she was the prettiest girl I had ever had sex with and thanked her. She enjoyed the compliments.

We crawled back on the bed. I lay on my back with Abbie on top. We kissed and I ran my hands up and down her back. I squeezed and kneaded her delightfully firm ass cheeks. My cock began to get hard and she could feel it pressing into her stomach. She said again? I said I was sorry but she excited me. I told her she could be on top and maybe she would enjoy it better. She rose up and straddled my hips. I felt her tight pussy begin to slide down over my cock. She worked her hips up and down until I was all the way in her. I pulled her face down to mine and we kissed. She said it felt better on top. She rocked forward and back sliding my cock in and out of her wet pussy. I reached up and fondled her breasts and nipple. The nipples popped right up. I pushed my hand down between us and used my thumb on her clit. I slowly massaged her little button. Her rocking speeded up and I increased my clit massage. She had a look of pleasure on her face, not pain this time. She started bouncing up and down on my cock making that “oh-oh” sound. I felt my cock spasm and shoot up into her as she came. An orgasming woman is a real turn on. We cleaned up again and went to sleep.

I left an 8:00 AM wake up so I could catch the shuttle to Manila. Abbie was still asleep on her back. I leaned over a kissed her and her eyes fluttered open. I slid my hand under the sheet and rubbed her pussy. She said she was sore from last night. I said just one more time before I went back to the states. I told her there would be a good tip and this convinced her. I pulled the sheet aside and crawled between her legs. I was only semi-erect so I had her massage my cock as I humped my hips forward. Once I was hard she put it in. My cock went in easier this time and I was soon stroking in and out. She just lay there watching me. I pushed her legs together and straddled her. This made her pussy even tighter. When I was ready to cum, I pulled out and shot all over her fabulous tits. I rubbed my cum on her tits with my hands. She was pissed but I just leaned over and kissed her. We showered together and I wash my cum off her tits and out of her pussy.

As she got dressed, I threw the rest of my stuff in my bag. We stopped at the restaurant for breakfast. I got some envious looks from some of the patrons (fellow mongers?). I slipped her P100 as a tip and P20 for the taxi. I told her she would not soon be forgotten. I watch my only 10 walk away as the eyes of the mongers followed.

I met my fiancé in Manila. We completed the visa paperwork for her trip to the US. I returned to the states and awaited my new life with the best thing that ever happened to me. I still think of Abbie from time to time, my one and only 10 and last woman as a free man. My wife is an 11 overall and the sex is still great after 20 years. Just seeing her gets me horny.

"Hi there

Am in Chiang Mai and was enjoying checking out the soapys :-) Found Sayuri, Pandora's, Phucome with no problems

Went to Chiang Mai Hills 2000 Hotel, but could not see where the hell the massage parlor was located there... and did not want to humiliate myself by asking the couple of ladies at reception where the pussy was at :-)

There is a new Thai Traditional massage about 50 metres left of the reception area, and I guess that's not it! I walked past the reception counter and to the right - but was faced with about 3 doors (left,right and centre) none of which seemed to be labelled... trying to appear casual and unconcerned, I retreated to my motorbike to lick my wounds....

Actually, I went and checked out the inner sanctums at Phucome! Its pretty dated inside, towels are thin.... but its cheap enough at 1000 baht, and I had a really excellent time with a charming young lady who made up for the shabby surroundings with a very spirited performance! :-)

But back to Chiang Mai Hills - which door??? :-)

Regards

Ben

Oh dont be shy. S E Asians are not sensitive to such questions. Its their job to tell you stuff like that. Shy guys go nowhere (and dont find chiangmai hills pussy : )

Just say "good afternoon/evening ... massage where please". They will not blink an eye. They will most prob think to themselves "what a shame he should be fucking me , not those massage girls ... that money should go to me" : )

Some time since I have been to Chiangmai Hills , but entering main door at ground level , over to right then straight ahead. Ask anyone around (cleaner whoever) , I would. I do not remember reception desk , so maybe head right before reception desk. I didnt see any reception desk or girls. Maybe just as you pass through main door , head hard right , then look down left. Get away from reception area wherever that is.

Sex massage is part of thai culture. please do not be shy about partaking in thai culture , the locals might feel insulted if you do that .... "ask" (and ye shall receive , knock and it shall be open unto you ": )

Even so you havent missed much. After Sayuri its all down hill. But of course there are always exceptions. A little gem tucked away in a non-descript massage .... could be Chiang Mai Hills. Yes , best to return , ask Reception and get amongst it. Got a late thought. If security guy or anyone else outside main door , ask them "Massage Tee Ny Khrup " ("Massage where" , in a polite way).

Once you have located Hills Massage , a report clarifying it for other punters reading Feeled Reports section would be appreciated.

In recent months it has come to my attention that mongers are experiencing more than the usual checks by Customs. Their interest is information , not items. "Whats on the laptop (or data key) , whats on the camera (or memory card)" ? Thats what they are interested in nowadays. I suspect Immigration , the first line that you pass through , places a coded mark on your entry card requesting Customs to check ya. Why ? Immi sees the stamps in your passport to Thailand/Philippines. Tip : On return home to the Western World , pick a queue with a male Immi Officer. Less chance of hassles , methinks.

Presumably all this is to stop paedophiles , but it transcends to "sex tourists" too , those roughians who can not spell cat , and who spoil it for us sophisticated "whorists".

As far as I know , there is nothing illegal about flying across to the other side of the world to fuck 18 - 28yr old girls , but alas there is the feminist movement and their oversized (jumbo) members , who are missing out because of slim seductive thais and flips.

It irks these baby jumbo's (elephants) that we leave them home alone with their vibrators.

Somehow the mass exodus of fuckable western males to the East (like me : ) must be stopped. What better way than to harrass them.

There was the recent case of an innocent type , flying to the Philippines to meet his fiancee. He took snaps , including pics of fiancees relations , some 12/13yr old girls. He got interrogated at airport re pics of these girls. This kind of interrogation can be insulting and annoying , but there is nothing you can do about it. Also it delays your exodus from the airport and puts a bad taste in your mouth , after a great trip.

The purpose of this memo is to remind you .. Big Brother is watching , ever more as the years tick by.

Nothing better than to let Customs find only tourist type pics on your laptop/camera. That will upset them : )

And do not think you can hide your good times on a data key or memory card , secreted away in your baggage or in your pocket wherever. I am reading on Internet guys have been fully frisked , emptying of pockets etc too. I suspect they are guys with plenty of either/both thai/flip entry stamps in their passports. Too much fun , gotta stop them : )

So how can Thommo take pics and write monger stories , experiences etc (Fishin for Fun series diary) .... on the laptop/camera and safely walk through customs without harrassment ?

Stories from the Front, circa December1985 written in 1986 and updated in 2007, By Anon.

As you may recall, I was stationed on Okinawa with the US military. I made about 8 trips to Angeles City during my tour of duty. This trip, I took 20 days leave to spend the Christmas holidays in the land of LON. I was scheduled to rotate back to the states in January. My goal this trip was to fuck as many LBFMs as I could. I intended to have a bed mate every night. Quantity was just as important as quality at my age. Quality first but I would settle for a regular as Thommo calls them. I like my women young looking but legal. My criterion was petite, pretty/cute face, two arms and two legs and all her teeth. Hairless pussy is a real turn on for me and a nice extra. If I was not ashamed to be in public with her, she was game. Now don't get me wrong, I did not go out looking for ugly girls. I would try to bar fine the best looking girl in the bar, but if push came to shove, I would take a nice 5 instead of going home alone.

I booked a room at the Clarkton House (then owned by Aussie, now by Germans). Next to CH was a small bar named Mirrors for all the mirrors on the wall. I think it was owned by the same group that owned CH. I spent many hours in Mirrors. It was small had 4 circular stages that would seat about 10 customers with the girl dancing in the middle. As more customers arrived, more stages would open. It was cozy, not loud or overwhelming. The girls were not yet jaded. There was a freshness and sweetness about the girls. Happy hour was 2pm which was early for AC bars. The beer was always cold. They had about 20 dancers working two shifts. Most of the girls were cute, a few 5s, several 6/7/8s and a couple of 9s. There was a 10 but she was always in demand. This was bikini bar with an occasional boob flash. I would tip the dancers by stuffing P10 notes in there bikini bottoms. It was only 50 cents US but the girls would giggle and laugh at each other.

When I went to Clark AB to cash checks, I would pick up small candies like Hershey Kisses and big bag of popcorn. I would hit happy hour with my bag of goodie. I poured some of the candy on the bar and the girls grabbed them up. I always saved some for the later shift. I opened the popcorn and shared it with the other customers. Most AC bars did not offer snacks. I had a pretty good rep in Mirrors. I bar fined 6-8 of the girls during my trips and this was my fall-back. I had a butterfly rep that liked to eat pussy too much. Last stop before calling it quits for the night.

This particular night I had hit several bars but had struck out. Went looking for 9 or 10 and struck out. Plenty of 5/6/7s available but I wanted something special. I stopped by Mirrors on the way home hoping to snag a cutie I had been chatting with. I sat down at the front bar and ordered a beer. The momma-san came over and asked if I bar fined anyone yet. I told her that was why I stopped by, hoping to take out one of her girls. She said she had a girl who had not bar fined lately and was losing her confidence. Momma-san pointed out the girl. She was on my list but towards the bottom. I told her I would see what I could do and not to say any thing to the girl. I tried to make eye contact with "Alice" but she was at the other bar. I waited until she moved to my bar. I spoke to her by name and she stopped to chat. Alice was wearing a cute little white bikini that contrasted well with her cinnamon skin. I invited her to sit and have a ladies drink. She asked why I had not bar fined one of the girls. I told her I was still looking. I asked why she was still there and not bar fined. She just looked down, a little embarrassed. I leaned in close whispered in her ear that I wanted to bar fine her. I told her I had been hoping to take her home one night. She instantly perked up and had a big smile on her face. She threw her arms around my neck and hugged me. Bar fine was only P250, about U$12. I gave her the money and she turned it in to the mamma-san and went to change. Momma-san came over and thanked me.

What about "Alice", you ask? Alice was about 5'5", tall for a Filipina, a little skinny about 110 lbs, 34b tits, a firm ass and great smile. On the OJ scale of Looks/Bedability Action/Attitude, Alice would be a 5+/7 (minus 1 Pt for no BJ)/8. She was in her early twenties according to her ID badge. A little bit older than I normally go for.

We stopped by the hotel restaurant for a snack on the way to the room. I had had enough beer so drank iced tea with my burger. Alice had chicken and a coke. Filipinos like chicken like I like steak. We talked for awhile and headed to the room. The staff at Clarkton was great and never objected to girls in the rooms, restaurant or pool as long as we were civil. One drunken Aussie decided to fuck his girl in the pool and the security guard threatened to shoot both of them.

Alice went into the bathroom fully clothed with her bag of personals to shower. I cranked up the air con, since the hotel asks us to turn them off when we go out. I stood in front of the vent for a minute and realized how sweaty I was. Need a shower. I stripped and went to join Alice. She squealed when I opened the shower curtain and tried to cover her goodies. I said I thought she may need some one to wash her back. This broke the ice and she relaxed. I took the soap from her and washed her back spending longer than necessary on her smooth tight ass. I made sure her butt hole was squeaky clean. I had her turn around and did the same for her tits. Her stomach was smooth and flat with no stretch marks. Disappointment soon struck. Filipinas normally have little body hair but Alice had a pubic patch, more like a forest, similar to a black Brillo pad. I had to search for her pussy through the mass of black hair. When I found it, I teased her clit with soapy fingers. I slide my hand further down and slipped a finger into her pussy. She was small and tight at least. I slowly finger fucked her. See seemed to enjoy and appreciate my efforts. I pulled her close and kissed her and she kissed me back. My stiff cock was poking her lower stomach and she reached down to massage it. I handed her the soap and she washed me. I raised my arms so she could do the pits. She spent extra time scrubbing my cock. I guess she wanted to make sure it was clean before I put it in her.

We dried off and headed for the bed, naked. I had her lay on her back with legs spread. I crawled on top between her legs and kissed her. I spent a long time kissing her lips, neck, eyes and face. I moved down to her breasted. The nipples were small and dark brown with small areolas. I teased each nipple with my tongue until they stood erect. I sucked one and then the other. I worked my way down across her smooth stomach poking her belly button with my tongue. This made her laugh and giggle. I pushed her legs back and stared at the thick patch of fur covering her pussy. I could see pink peaking thru the thatch. I used both hands to separate the fur and found her actual pussy lips were nearly bare. This girl could certainly use a bikini wax. I asked her if she wanted me to lick her pussy and she nodded yes. I ran my tongue up and down her slit tasting a mixture of clean and Filipina. I licked and sucked her clit until she arched her back. I slowly tongue fucked her while she was coming down from her orgasm. I lay down beside her and kissed her. She did not seem to mind the taste of her own cunt. I tried to get her to blow me with little luck. She massaged my cock until it was fully erect. Without asking, she straddled my hips and slid her furry cunt down on my cock. She never actually sat down on me, just hovered over me with my cock up her snatch. This is a real turn-on for me. No bodily contact except her pussy enveloping my cock. When she rose up, I could see a sheen of her pussy juice coating my cock. She was as turned on as I was. I really enjoy a woman who enjoys sex. At one point, she bobbed her body up and down with just the head of my cock inside her. Now that felt great. I looked up at face and saw pure pleasure. There is nothing like the look on a woman's face when she is cumming and you are the reason why. She speeded up and soon I was gasping also. She did not stop until she felt me cum inside her. Even though I had had a lot of sex in the past two weeks, I shot a full load into Alice. She fell forward on top of me and lay still. I could feel our fluids running down my softening cock. When my cock slipped out of her there was a puddle of cum on my stomach. I asked her to get me a wet wash cloth to clean up. After a bout of NSU on an earlier trip, I learned about washing up and pissing. I brought a small bottle of hydrogen peroxide with me and poured some on my cock. Alice sat on the toilet to wash. I could hear cum dripping out of her pussy and splashing in the water. She poured a cup of water over her snatch and wiped it dry with tissue.

It was quite late so we went to sleep. She was wearing one of my sport jerseys I brought with me and no panties. I like my pussy accessible. I wore shorts and t-shirt.

The sound of the shower running woke me the next morning. Alice came out drying her hair wearing just my jersey. I told her I had so much fun last night, I wanted to do it again before she left. She crawled up on the bed and lay on her back. I removed my shorts. I had a piss hard on. I licked her furry pussy a little and then slid between her legs. She reached between us and guided me home. I slowly worked my cock into her. She wiggled her ass around a little to get comfortable. I enjoy the feeling of a tight, wet pussy clutching my cock so took long slow strokes. Alice was did not seem to be enjoying herself as much as last night. I asked her if anything was wrong and she no. She said she came last night and was happy. Alice encouraged me to continue which I did. Long slow strokes. I stopped with just my cock between her lips and made a few quick jabs. Love that feeling. When I was ready to cum, I pulled out and shot on her stomach. Alice was not happy. I told her to stay put and got a wet wash cloth from the toilet. I wiped up my mess and her pussy. I told her it was easier to clean up her stomach than her pussy. She forgave me.

I washed up and we got dress. I bought her breakfast and gave her P50 for taxi fare. A Jeepney only cost P2.5 so she rode one and kept the change. Later that day, I went into Mirrors for happy hour. Alice was not working yet. Momma-san sat next to me and thanked me again. I told her Alice was a nice girl and hinted about her sexual prowess. I told mamma-san I did not understand why Alice was not more popular. I did not want to embarrass momma-san or Alice so did not go into detail. Bar fining Alice increased my rep in the bar. The other girls knew I had done a little charity work. Guests (i.e. mongers) at the hotel saw me with Alice so it improved her rep. I saw Alice several time with foreigners so she was doing better.

Sometime a rock can become a nugget. What I thought was a favor to the mamma-san ended up as one of my best nights in Angeles City. Since I am butterfly, I did not bar fine Alice again. I did buy her some ladies drinks which helped her bottom line.

There is a guy Michael Werner , pic of him in the newspaper , looking normal in weight , playing tennis. He is a doctor of chemistry , aka scientist , and hasn't eaten any food since New Years Eve 2001.

Excerpts from the paper : " .. 183cm tall , 80kg in weight , goes jogging before breakfast with his wife. Wife has a fried breakfast , he has a cup of coffee only" ... "Michael claims he gets all the sustenance he needs from the sun .. an occasional coffee , fruit juice or a glass of wine if he and wife are enjoying a night out". He says : "I call it light nutrition..... it's also called breahtarianism , or the belief that the elements contained in air .. nitrogen , carbon dioxide , oxygen and hydrogen .. can sustain a body".

He's written a book "Life from Light". To start the program he ate and drank (yes drank) nothing for three weeks. He said : "Every doctor will tell you this is not possible , but it is. Its all about being in the right frame of mind". "You do not feel hunger if your mental attitude is right" .. "This isnt about dieting its about respecting your body". "I feel healthier and more vital than ever and only need five or six hours of sleep , whereas before I needed nine hours".

"It's not anorexia ... anoxerians do not eat out of hate for their body , I do not eat out of love of my body"

He has been medically and psychologically tested over ten days twice and comes up trumps. "I absorb energy from light , like plants , and this allows me to function fully"

The article then asks how come folks in Africa are starving to death every day ? His answer : "The problem is those people are convinced they will starve to death if they do not eat".

He was asked when will he eat again and he said "I don't know , I am doing really well without food , I would be stupid to start eating again"

Comment : Methinks if he is telling the truth and does eat again , he'd chuck up : )

He says he does not eat "out of love of my body". I say , if he is not careful , he might .. love his body to death : )

But I agree with him , its all in the mind. You "think" you have to eat (yet again) when in actual fact you have already eaten enough. This extra eating is called "comfort eating" and I am guilty of it. For a short while I only eat what is necessary and lose weight , then I start eating extra's , to feel comfortable , until I reach the point that I eat until my stomach is almost bursting.

This is a result of my frustration in life ... blew my chance to retire and travel forever , some years ago ... this frustration is still with me , consequently eat to relieve that frustration. Reckon Werner is right in respect of mental attitude. When I have got the right mental attitude I eat only nutritional food and only enough , but when I am weak mentally (lack of control) I eat out of compulsion (frustration/boredom ... call it what you like) and put on a little bit of weight again.

Anyway , getting back to Werner , twas thinking , what people will do to sell a book. He'll make a million or more out of this scam : )

Well Doctors are believed to be behind latest terrorist attacks in Great Britain , so anything is possible I suppose.

Perhaps McDonalds should approach Werner with a nice fat bribe (not fat hamburger) to shut him up , cease and desist ? ! He could ruin their biz.

We have been taught since young to eat three meals a day. Who said that is right or necessary ?

Myself , I have been eating only two meals a day for many years now , possible thirty or more years. Perhaps I should cut it down to one a day ? (and then write a book : )

Jo-Jo woke me up about 9:00 am Sunday morning. She wanted to visit some friends and said she would be back by late afternoon. I told her I need a little “loving” before she left. She reached down and massaged my cock. I gently nudged her head down and she wrapped her lips around the head. I put my hand on the back of her head and told her to take it as deep as she could. She started gagging at about 4 inches so I let her stop. She bobbed her head up and down with just the head in her mouth. She used her mouth and hands as I had taught her. I let her continue until I was ready to cum. I put my hand firmly behind her head. I told her I was going to cum in her mouth and I wanted her to swallow it all this time. She frowned but continued. When I came, she gagged but swallowed most of it. After the last gush, she ran into the bath room and washed her mouth out. I praised her effort as she got dressed. She gathered up her dirty clothes and I gave her P100 in small bills for taxi fare. She gave me a big kiss and told me no girls while she was gone.

I showered and dressed. Went down to the hotel diner/bar and watch pirated Armed Forces TV while I ate breakfast. I cleaned up the room and stuffed my dirty laundry into a trash bag. The maid came in and made up the room. I tipped her P50 for clean sheets. I lounged around the room and the hotel bar talking to other guests and doing intel on places to go. Sunday was quiet in Angeles. Some Aussies had set up a cricket match and there were a couple of darts and pool tournaments.

I walked down the street to one of the nude bars. Several of the dancers were really cute. I spotted one little babe that looked underage but her ID badge said she was 18. Ami was only about 4’10” and couldn’t have weighed more than about 80 lbs. Her tits were no more than small bumps with tiny nipples. Her pussy was completely hairless. I went up to the stage and put a couple of P10 tips in her bikini bottom before she removed it. I had no intention of bar fining her but I did buy her a couple of drinks. I ran my hand up her thigh to feel the smoothness of her skin. She did not object. She asked me about bar fining and I told her I already had a girl but would look her up next trip. I slid a P20 into her bra to show my interest. I worked my hand between her legs and rubbed her crotch. She spread her legs a little so I slipped a finger thru her leg band and felt her smooth lips. Ami got up and sat in my lap wiggling her little bottom on my crotch. Damn, if only I liked fish-head soup and small dank rooms. I was getting a painful erection and decided to leave before I got into real trouble. When I got outside, I adjusted my cock to relieve the discomfort.

Jo-Jo was sitting on the steps of the hotel when I got back. She could smell Ami on me and started asking questions. I sat down next to her and told her about the bar and how I left to see her. Case closed. We went upstairs to the room and Jo-Jo put her clean clothes in an empty drawer. I cranked up the AC and lay down on the bed. Jo-Jo jumped on top of me and gave me a big kiss. She said she was the only girls I needed and I had better not cheat on her. I slid my hands up under her shirt and massaged her tits through her bra. I told her the little girl in the bar made me horny and I needed some sex. She got off the bed to undress but I stopped her. I unsnapped her jeans and push them and her panties down to her knees. I had her bend over and put her hands on the bed. I pulled my cock out and rubbed it between her pussy lips. I found her little hole and push my cock in. She was not only tight but dry. I wanted to show her who was boss. I grabbed her hips and drove my cock into her, hard. She yelped a little as my cock hit bottom. I slowly withdrew my cock until just the tip was inside her and pushed hard again. I did this a couple of more before settling into a slow rhythm of deep stroking. I imaged I was fucking Ami so it did not take me long to come. When I came and pulled my cock out, my cum spilled out and ran down Jo-Jo’s thigh. She waddled to the bathroom, with her jeans still around her knees, to clean up. When she came out, I told her sit on the bed. I went in and cleaned up and put my cock back in my pants. I told her she had no right telling me who I could see. I explained that I liked her and enjoyed being with her but she was not my girlfriend. There was a tear in her eye as I talked. I was not mean or angry, just firm. I asked if she understood and she nodded yes. I motioned for her to stand and gave her a kiss and a hug.

We sat on the bed and talked about what to do that night. We decided on Filipino food and disco. It was a fun night and Jo-Jo had a good time. I drank beer and watch the girls on the dance floor. There was a notable absence of Filipinos, just Filipinas and a few foreigners. Many fine looking women, dressed nice and made up. Jo-Jo danced with a friend and some other girls working up quite a sweat.

We showered together. I had her stand with her back to me and washed her back. I wrapped my arms around her and massaged her little tits and played with her nipples. My hard-on was poking her in the butt and she pushed back against my crotch. My cock slipped between her soapy legs. I slid one hand down across her stomach to her crotch and played with her clit. My cock was sliding back and forth between her thighs. I whispered in her ear that I wanted to fuck her in the ass. She said no. I thought about a bribe to see if she would relent but decided against it. She clamped my soapy cock between her thighs and moved her body back and forth trying to make me cum. I could feel her pussy lips on my shaft as I thigh fucked her. She reached down and rubbed the head of my cock as it poked out the front. The added touch of her hand on the head was enough to get me off. We rinsed off and went to bed.

I woke up early with an urgent need to pee and a hang over. A bottle of water and aspirin and I felt better. Jo-Jo was still sound asleep. I crawled back into bed and cuddled up next to her. When Jo-Jo awoke, I slid her panties off and licked her little slit until she came. She had finally loosened up and became a little fucking machine. After we had breakfast, I went to Clark AB to check on my flight the next morning. Jo-Jo visited friends while I was gone and returned in time for lunch.

After we ate, I felt a need for sex and we returned to the room. We got naked and crawled into bed. I had Jo-Jo lay on her back. I kissed her lips, neck, and breasts working my way down to her pussy. I pushed her legs back to her tits giving me full access to her little hole and clit. I tongue fucked her and sucked her clit. I straddled her chest and rubbed my cock over her lips until she opened her mouth. I slipped the head into her warm mouth and she grasped the shaft with a hand so I couldn’t put it in too deep. I slowly face fucked her until my cock was fully erect. I rolled her