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.................................. May - June issue .. No.35

BLOGS../..BILGE ..or whatever you like to call em

Yes 'Blogs' May onwards Direct from the Bilge Pump ... where else : )

START

at the bottom and work your way up , otherwise you'll be reading backwards.

61. Saturday 30th June .. Pic of Young Brazilian girl at Carnaval

As most folks know , I was in Brazil , pervin/observin , Feb this year 2007.

I sent about five hundred pics to the recycle bin , whilst in brazil. Must have taken 700 or more pics. So, I have a hundred or more Brazil pics that have yet to see the light of day on this website. Nowadays , with unlimited pic downloads (imagefap) , I will put all of the latter mentioned , on this website.

Most of them on bottom of Fishin for Fun - FFF6 (Brazil) page later on. Will let you know when they are all on that page (link to imagefap). In the meantime , I will drop one or two pics on this page.

Pic right now : Recife , Brazil , Carnaval. Here is a cute young girl , waiting for her chance to move onto the town square and do her thing (carnaval). No good of trying to take a pic of her then , she'd be too far from camera and too much movement. I watched her in the square when she was doing her thing. Boy did the lads yell and holler , they liked her , and I liked her , but doubt she was 18 , looked 16-17yrs of age to me. But of course that would not worry the local lads , even the local oldies , if they could get into her pants , they certainly would.

But age should and does worry the foreigners. Foreigners with any sense anyway. Like Philippines/Thailand , nothing more the cops like than to get their hands on a foreigner messing with an under 18yrs old girl. Big money involved then (bribes). Big money in Brazil too , at least U$5,000 bribe. Family might jump in and want another five too : )

As with all other younguns , I'll be back in a couple of years to poke em , whilst they are fresh : ) Yeh , in ya dreams. Same little girl will most probably be carrying a baby by then.

OK , not the worlds best pic. Lots of strong light coming from behind the subject.

Even so 'seductive pic' , for the carnally inclined : )

Re PIC .... removed later , to save downloads.

60. Saturday 30th June .. July issue of NEW

This page is getting too long now. Think we will start a new link/page , Tuesday gmt 3rd July , entitled "July-August". Don't let me and others down. Send YOUR stuff in.

Records ...

Yes I know I am always talking about records , but June was yet another record month for the website. As the years tick by , word gets around. NEW page in particular scored well too , a 200% plus increase on May visitor numbers , although nothing much was written in May to attract visitors , if I recall right : )

Proof in the pudding if you guys contribute , folks will come , time and again. If only Thommo is writing (my alter ego) , then folks come yes , but not in the numbers when there is more variety of opinions/thoughts. Although in my hey day , when I was full of energy for this website , I did have slightly more reading this page than the July stats indicate. As I age , I need the energy coming from outside , you guys.

So , to keep this page alive you timid folk lurking , must come forward with something/anything : )

Don't forget. When you submit something you gain brownie points for Whorist Heaven.

We all want to end up there , right ? ! : )

59. Saturday 30th June .. Getting Hungry

June 27th came and went. You know what I'm talkin about (Bilge.13. below). It's a disgrace , a humiliation.

Perhaps I'd better make a hamburger out of one of her Highnesses Corgies , that'd fix her : )

58. Friday 29th June .. Marrying a Phil Girl by Anon

The following was sent in by a reader of whorist.com

He prefers to remain 'Anon' :

"When I was stationed on Okinawa in the US military in 1985-86, I made about 8 trips to the PI in 18 months. I was single and E5 rank with money to burn. It only cost U$10 to fly each way and 30 days leave a year gave me plenty of time. I really fell in love with most of the filipino people I met excepting those scammers and grifters. Most of the women I had sex with were bargirls and I tried to treat them well more like a girlfriend and less like a bargirl. It seemed to be appreciated later in the night. I let the women help make decisions, like where to eat and where to party. Took one girl to a filipino movie. Did not understand what was going on but the lady translated the important parts for me. I had so much fun with the ladies that I thought I might want one of my own full time.

When I returned to the states in 1986, I looked into introduction services for men and Filipinas. One was having a special so I bit. I spent hours reading the bios and studying the pictures. I initially wrote to about 25 women with 15 replying. I developed a questionnaire to get pertinent info on each lady and allow me to compare apples to apples. Over the course of the next year, I slowly reduced my interests to five ladies. I was getting serious and contacted the Immigration Service and got the paperwork for a fiancéeée visa. This would allow me 90 days after my mate entered the US before I had to get married or send her home. I decided another trip to the Philippines was necessary to meet my five prospective mates in person. Went back to PI in 1987 for 30 days military leave. Three agreed to meet me. Since I was more familiar with Angeles City, I made plans to meet them there spaced out over three weekends and leaving a week to spend with the finalist in Manila to meet family and friends before returning to the states. I made it clear there would be no hank-panky and each was free to bring a friend or relative. I reserved separate rooms for the ladies in the main hotel while I stayed in the quieter and more private annex.

I flew into Manila and unexpectedly one of the ladies and her brother met me at the airport and helped me get to my hotel (satellite of the one I was using in AC). We had lunch and talked for a while. The brother took an interested and asked some probing questions about me, my family and job. I took the hotel bus to AC and settled into the hotel. The reason I planned to meet the ladies over the weekend was to fit their work schedules and my whoring around. Figuring I had Monday to Thursday to chase bargirls and a nice leisurely weekend spending time with a love interests and catching up on rest.

The first prospect to visit was the lady who met me in Manila and her brother. She was dark-skinned, tall and slim and 25 years old. A very nice looking and self assured lady. We had some nice time together, meals, sight seeing, etc. After many long conversations, it was decided she would be more happy staying in the PI and teaching school.

The second lady was a total waste of time but her sister was quite cute and outgoing.

The third lady was my favourite and my best hope for a mate. That is why she was the last to visit. She was 24, a trained engineer, 5'4, 105 lbs and really really cute. I was so sure about her I told my family about her and my hopes of marriage. Three days before her arrival, I received a phone call from her saying she would not be coming since her friend who was to accompany her had backed out. I protested hoping she would still come. She said her sister who she was living with would not let her come alone. Crap!!

On the Friday lady #3 was to arrive, I had finally snagged a cute young bargirl I had been chasing for weeks and arranged to pick her up later for dinner, disco and a night together. When I returned to the hotel, BANG!!! There was number 3 sitting demurely on a bench waiting for me. When it rains... She had defied her sister and come alone. I was impressed and more sure she was the one. I booked her a room and carried her bag for her. While she was freshening up, I scurried back to the bar and arranged a rain-check for the little honey I had been chasing. (It was anti-climatic since she was a terrible lay and I sent her home after a quickie.) Lady 3 and I spent some quality time together and decided to give marriage a chance. Plans were made to meet in Manila and finalize the fiancéeée visa. I met her sister and brother-in-law and assured them I had the best of intentions. Took the paperwork and lady #3 to the US Embassy and had them check it. I had to wait until I got home to file the visa request which I did.

Made travel plans for her trip to the US. Marriage in the PI was out of the question due to paperwork and time restraints. PI requires extensive marriage counseling and a 30-day waiting period. Immigration took about three months to process and approve the visa. My travel agent set up an open ticket with Philippine Airlines for my fiancée. I made wedding plans as we had decide not to drag out the engagement. Every thing looking rosy, right? WRONG. A week before fiancée was to leave the PI she called with bad news. When she went Philippine Airlines to book her flight, PAL said they had a three month backlog of people waiting for flights to the US. She was upset and I was less than happy. Called my travel agent at home and explained the situation. I authorized any new credit card charges and turned her loose on PAL. One last business class seat was snared and the trip was on. Looking rosy again, right? WRONG, again. On the appointed day, I flew to Los Angeles to meet my fiancée and found out her airplane was grounded in Manila for a one-time inspection and had not even taken off yet. Crap!! Was assured by PAL, airplane would arrive next day. Finally, she arrived and we returned home to start our new lives together.

There were some rough times but more good times. Next month we will be celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary. My decision to marry lady #3 was the smartest thing I have ever done.

Anon"

57. Thursday 28th June - Homosexual population Growing

"Recent surveys indicate there are more homosexuals now than ever before. A higher percentage of todays population is homosexual".

Comment : I would suggest , feminists (feminitza's) and baby jumbo's (obese women) have something to do with it : ) Sad fact is , lots of guys are ignorant as to the charms and sexiness of the Filipino and Thai babes.

Just as well , more for us : )

56. Thursday 28th June - "Door is Closing" by Ed

Just trying to add my 25 cents worth of info. into
the hat :

Subject: Mongers and Economics

By the way, I luv. reading your posts on your trip to 'Braz.'(Brazil) Yeah, its expensive there because their currency has been the best performing vs. the $$USD
the past 3 yrs.

Read an article in the IHT(herald tribune). Lots of Gucci and Porsche overthere.

They even mention one of your old haunts...Recife. A place called 'Dona Santa'. A luxury goods store. Seems they have a waiting list for brand named ladies bags like YSL,Gucci etc. .....No wonder the girls over there seemed 'stuck-up' Hey, the price of 'Braz.-pus' just went sky high. They have to cover the cost of the plastic surgeons who perform the silicon 'ass' jobs. Read that one from one of your posters.

...But do they have that 'ass'!! Attitude or no, they
do have that 'ass'! Whew!

Braz. economy:

In 2003 there where only 3 legit billionaires. Now there are 20!! According for Forbes magazine. Sports cars like Porsche are selling big. And get this. Germany keeps the
price of its BMW and Porsches at a fixed price to the $USD. In 2004 the cost of a luxury car averaged 1.1 million Braz. Reals now....only 700,000 for the same car. Now, why do I mention all the economics of Braz. Girls, Girls,Girls

When the economics of a country go up, so do the prices and the attitudes of its best 'asses' Like I said, someone has to pay for all the cosmetic surgery on ass up-lifting.
Just some thots on how rising economics of a country can affect us Mongers.

Thailand:

the Baht has risen 20% against the $USD the past year. Last year it was 40/1 now as of March it was 34/1.

Phil:

its was 55/1 and now I think its 48/1.

Looks like we need to get everthing in the next 2 yrs. before the door closes.

regards

Ed.

55. Tuesday 26th June - Pic Hooker Brazil

PIC ..... Hooker I met at a Cantina , Recife , Brazil. Feb 2007. Waving a small bottle of brazil vodka enhanced drink in the air as she dances in front of me. Showed similar but dif shot of her before in FFF6 , titled 'Devil Eyes'. Remember her ? As beddable as she was , those brazil girls just have not got the femininity of the Thai/Flip girls. No way , no chance. Give me femininity everytime , but not the katoey variety : )

Re PIC .... removed later , to save downloads.

54. Tuesday 26th June - Young Ragheads raid Brothel

"Students from a radical mosque in Islamabad have released nine hostages, including six Chinese women, whom they accused of prostitution.

The students broke into an acupuncture clinic late on Friday in the Pakistan capital, which they said was a brothel.

Abdul Rashid Ghazi, deputy head of the Red Mosque said the massage of men by women was "not allowed according to the values of Islam".

The students said the foreign women were involved in prostitution and that they were brought to the mosque to teach them not to indulge in "anti-social activities".

Comment : What the rag heads need is a good fuck. Not fucking is the most anti-social activity of them all : )

Tell me about it. I am in retirement : ) ....... T

53. Monday 25th June - "JJ and Jim in South Africa" by Jim

Hi readers ,

I thought I would let you know how I met JJ....all those years ago.

I was young, in my early twenties, I went off to South Africa to work for a while and try explore some of the African continent, I was renting a small apartment in Johannesburg, in a place called Hillbrow, (apparently now 2007..its a no go area, even the cops wont go there) I was screwing anything I could find……at that age I was not too particular…. my testosterone level was running off the scale…if the girl was willing ….. I was in.

I was in the local bar one night trawling for girls when a big fight broke out....this guy was on the floor getting kicked...somehow he managed to scooch under a table and avoided most of the kicks....eventually the bouncers arrived and manhandled goons out, I went over to the guy on the floor...and said ."Are you OK"...He said..."oohh yea...just great...I always come here to get decked". I helped him up....he was sore and bruised.....somehow all the kicks had missed his face and head....so he looked ok. I thought.."boy you are going to suffer tomorrow morning" I said.." Do you want to go to the hospital...maybe you should get checked out". He said ..no no I'm OK.....I got him a beer....his hands were shaking. I asked him his name ....and that how I met met JJ. I liked JJ he has a great sense of humour…we laughed and joked, drank a lot of beers and enjoyed the night…..

JJ was too drunk to get home, so we staggered back to my place and he slept on my couch that night…and we both nursed hangovers the next morning…But JJ was in a mess....he was all black and blue where the kicks had landed...he was having difficulty standing straight....I thought "I gotta get him to a doctor". I found a medical center in the yellow pages and it was in hillbrow...and it was open...I said..JJ come on....you need a doctor....surprisingly..he agreed....he was in a lot of pain.....so we walked to the medical center....me holding up JJ....we must have looked like a couple of drunks in the morning sun wobbling all over the sidewalk. The Doc took one look at JJ and ordered him straight into hospital. He needed X-rays and all kinds of tests... The Doc said he would keep him in overnight...just to be sure. I stayed in the hospital until the afternoon....then I said to JJ..."I will pick you up in the morning...OK"..He nodded OK..and I left to go home.

Next morning I went to the hospital..JJ looked a lot better...they shot him full of pain killers...and he had slept like a baby .I was happy to see him recovered...JJ said "Jim Thanks for all the help last night....I was really fucked up"... .he showed me his bruises.....they looked terrible, but fortunately...no serious damage was done...I got JJ back to his apartment, We agreed to meet later in the week.

Over the following weeks …we became good buddies. We chatted about schemes how to screw more girls…. JJ suggested that we should combine our resources and rent a house, with a pool. He reckoned it would be better to pull the chicks….. I agreed and after a few weeks looking around we managed to get a nice place. It was big..lots of space..and it had a great pool in the back yard…..just what we were looking for. We started to organise pool parties. At first we were not too successful, not enough girls, but after the first few attempts we put the word out…and started to pull some good crowds. The whole front yard of our house would be full of cars and motorcycles on a Saturday night.

I would make up a concoction of drinks for the girls, I spent some time getting the amount of each flavour just right........ It was a mixture of ..Southern comfort , Canadian club, Apple schnapps, Pear Schnapps, Vodka, Orange juice and lemonade , with lots of fruit slices in it , I would put the mixture into the refrigerator for 3 or 4 days. ( Actual recipe...is a trade secret!!) It tasted like sweet fruit juice,…..but it was lethal…..you could run your car on that stuff , JJ used to call it " Jims Jungle Juice". We would warn the guys…"don't touch it,…. stick to the beers…this stuff is for the girls". It was my job to keep the girls glasses full all the time. I can tell you……..2 or 3 glasses of that stuff was the best leg-opener …I can't remember ever seeing so many drunk girls in one place all giggling and laughing before.

One particular party got a little too wild…..One of the girls…..she liked JJ a lot…..she got totally drunk…and proceeded strip her top off and to give JJ a blow job on the couch in front of everybody, That got everybody started….and the whole party descended into an orgy….it was great….

Everything was going great until the door-bell rang…I pulled on a pair of pants….and opened the door……...it was the local police....... surprise!! Apparently the next door neighbour had complained about indecent behaviour in the back yard……. I asked the cops if they would wait a min……I bolted into the back…and sure enough…one of the I guys was screwing a girl in the pool…...she was the moaning and groaning type….lots of noise.... I killed the pool lights, and looked around, I spotted the neighbour standing on her balcony, looking down into our yard…… With the lights off…you could not see anything…….The pair in the pool said…"what happened"….I said…."It's ok……you had an audience…….is it ok without the lights??"…. I could hear the girl giggling……They said " sure, its better in the dark"…..

Ok back to the front door….the cops were still waiting…..I was thinking how do I explain this……….so I said "do you guys want a drink??...They said ….."No thank you sir….were on duty" ...so I explained what happened....I could see the cops starting to smile....as I told them what happened…..They said.." try to keep the noise down"….and then in a lower voice… "keep the back-yard lights off"". I said "I promise I will" … They smiled, and said.."Enjoy your party sir.. .and take care" I grinned and said "thanks guys" They Replied " Good night sir" and off they went.....I could here them laughing as they walked down the driveway.

I got back to the lounge room....... Susan, the girl I was with had fallen asleep....she was stark naked on the armchair.........dead drunk...I thought sweetie...you've had it...time for bed... I picked her up..and carried her to my room.....put her to bed. I went back to the lounge.......JJ had his head buried in some girls pussy.....she had her legs in the air..she was whimpering every time JJ hit the sweet-spot.......I grabbed a beer and retired to my room. I was asleep in seconds....

Next morning I woke up.....Susan was still sound asleep....but an another girl was in bed with us..........geeze...I thought...when did you crawl in here. I thought...ok Jim....hangover cures....for everybody..I climbed out of bed........and softly padded downstairs into the kitchen..my head was pounding...the jackhammer guy in my head was working overtime.......I had to wander around the house to find some glasses......wash then and fill them with water.....then soluble aspirin and alka-zelzer I managed to get 10 glasses full of the aspirin/alka-zelzer mix (I have never changed from this mix....it works for me)...I drank one...I took two back to my room......I whispered to Sussan's.
its seltzer and aspirin....she dank it and curled up nodded thanks...went back to sleep.......the other girl woke up..I said.."good morning"......."here drink this...it will help you"....she drank it all....she was looking at me but she could not focus.......I said...relax...sweethart..go back to sleep......I will wake you in a couple of hours. I pulled the duvet cover over the two girls....left the room... I was thinking maybe I should change the recipe of the Jungle juice....it was hitting the girls kinda hard.

I decided to go for a swim.....I walked into the back yard....there was two guys asleep on the sun chairs.....a girl asleep on the inflatable mattress, covered in pillows....crazy.
I thought.....maybe I can swim quietly......so i waded into the pool...and stroked for 20 mins....... I love swimming in the morning......it refreshes me.......clears the hangover...I could almost do a lap underwater.....if I did not have a hangover...The swim set me up for the day.... when I was finished...I was good for the rest of the day. I showered ...went back to the kitchen....and dished out the aspirin/selzer mix..to all...........by midday.....everybody was up and dressed....The girls were looking a lot better....and all were smiling......eventually everybody departed.....on motorcycles and cars.....It was like the start of the speed-way races....within 10 mins everybody..had gone...JJ and myself..looked at each other....and burst out laughing.....it was the best party yet..

We had a` lot of parties..in that house over the following months.......but that was the best.....

When JJ and myself talk about this time......we always remark about the fact.....we never used condoms.......all the suck...fuck.......all as the modern sayings go......bare backed. I never caught anything.....we exploded in girls mouths, pussys, and all over the place.....no weird things attaching itself to your dick........the good old days...no AIDS....or anything. It was a different world... .

We were beginning to get a reputation for the sex parties we were holding..........the local press were starting to sniff around......So we decided...we had burned out our welcome in South Africa..It was time to leave....and get out of "dodge city"...... It was time to move........next stop home........we needed a time-out...........
I said to JJ....lets go home....He agreed and said.."it's time to go"....JJ said..."Jim..we had a lot of fun here..I hope we can hook up again someplace"....

I did not have any idea it would,,,,,,,,be 5 years...before I would meet JJ again.......

...Jim

Comment : Just to remind you guys. Jim is Jim , he is not me Thommo. I've never been to South Africa for starters , although I spent 25yrs in Papua New Guinea , a miniature compared to South Africa , including sex it seems : ) .......... T

52. Monday 25th June - Some Thoughts by Ed

"Very important for Mongers to be travel smart. Hopefully your site can take a new twist with various players adding insight to different aspects of 'monger life'. Its not all just
about getting 'laid'. Its also about airports, buses,hotels,taxis, dirty laundry and trying to stay in the best of health.

With you talking about 'semi-retirement' maybe other readers can step up to the plate and contribute clever tips to the benefit of those who visit your site.

By the way I am sure you know that the new govt. in Thailand is very anti-foreigner. Tip : Anyone going to Cambodia for a 'visa-run' had better have a return air ticket out of
the country within the new 30 days alotment. Else they will not let you back into BKK".

Ed

Comment : Yeh , I would like more folks to 'step up to the plate' , ie , contribute more. Starting right here on this NEW page would be good. Hard for me to find something to chat about sometimes. Help , help , I need help ! : )

51. Sunday 24th June - Latina's and their obsession with Ass

Silicone enhanced Asses.

Yeh , what next. Latina's , incl. Brazil , are having silicone implants in their asses nowadays , to curry favour with the Latin boys who are apparently more interested in ass than boobs.

For the girls , sitting down after the op. could be a 'pain in the ass'. And I can just imagine : "Sorry Sir , no doggy doggy , just had an implant". Even 'missionary' would be painful , you'd think , not to mention the sight of a stitched up ass : )

Just imagine on the dance floor. Guy gets horny , starts massaging gals ass and it moves all around the place. To the rhythm of the music : )

50. Sunday 24th June - Thaksin increases his Whiteness

Even though he's had in excess of $1 billion of assets frozen in Thailand , former Prime Minister Thaksin is about to buy Manchester City (Soccer Club England) for approx $150 mill. So it seems he has some money stashed away (Swiss Bank Account ?).

I notice Thaksin says he has no intention to return to Thailand. Avoiding a military trap methinks.

Seems he is going to wait until a non military appointed government is elected to power then return to Thailand.

Any which way he is no friend of mongers (restricted pussy hours).

ADD : Have you noticed Thaksins sickly pale white skin ? He might be on medication a-la Jackson to whiten his skin. Doesnt look healthy anyway.

His whiteness will increase , once he owns Manchester City footy club. Expensive medication : )

49. Saturday 23rd June - Hygiene Matters by Ed

"Some Monger thoughts.

Was just thinking, since us 'mongers' stay in cheap hotels or hostels (including me) I just want to pass on some tips for a healthy stay.

Upon entering my room in a hostel or a One_Star hotel I head to the toilet and completely scrub it out with soap, water and Listerine. This prevents 'athlete's Foot' and other fungus. Also I scrub the floor near the bed.

Towels: I carry my own for day(1) First day I'll take the hotel towels to the laundry to be cleaned. Sometimes in BKK where its hot I will wash them myself and hang it out
to dry and within 12 hrs. they will be dry and I know 100% that its clean. Also in cold weather countries I'll take the blankets to the cleaner. The reason for the above is that I've caught 'scabies' a form of bed bug. It took 3 months to get rid of and after doing research on the net. I came up with my own 'natural' remedies. The stuff the doctors give just does not work.

Utensils: when in BKK or MNL I carry a small bottle of Listerine and wipe those utensils in the restaurants with Listerine. I've seen waitresses dry the utensils with a dirty old rag. Can you imagine the germs!

Idea: now if we could clean some 'pussy' with Listerine we can eat with confidence. Listerine kills all germs.

Monger dreams

Ed"

Comment :

Yeh , good one. I am a bit of a hygiene freak myself too , take two towels , two cotton bed sheets along with me every trip. Wipe knives and forks with paper serviette and don't lick hooker pussy any more : )

Hope your email has started a thread (whorum/forum) of sorts.

...... T ...((whorist@hotmail.com)

48. Friday 22nd June - Pics on whorist.com to Explode !

Great. Following a nudge from one of my readers , wherein he gave me the tip about imagefap.com and what it entails for me .... limitless pics hosted free of charge ... I have finally acted.

No more problem with downloads methinks. Can put as many pics as I like on this website. Actually links (not pics) on this website , to another hosting website. Great , and all free !

On occasions I will leave what I consider the more important pics on these pages , but most of the time it will be a link (not a pic) of my website pic to elsewhere (imagefap.com)

Seems I have to link one pic at a time. If I do a bunch at same time , they all end up on the same page. Not what I want. If I talk about Juicy Lucy and provide a link to her pic , dont want guys having to sort through hundreds of pics to find Juicy Lucy. Click link and there she is .. JL (on imagefap.com). Great. Click return button and back to whorist.com. Way to go.

As I am doing one pic at a time and each one takes about 3mins or more , it will take a few weeks before I have got all of them on imagefap. Have got only one on imagefap right now. Very first pic in Waffles 2002. Samlor guy outside Pandora Massage Parlour , Chiangmai. Nuttin special , that one , but great to have actually started.

This means guys can send in pics of their fugly fucks too : ) Unlimited pics ex whorist.com. Great !

So that little spy camera of mine will get a good work out on my next FFF , around third week of August methinks. Will have plastic surgery on nose after returning from FFF. Might as well get a penis extension at the same time too.

But first , I've gotta find a cow : )

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PIC ..... An example of the fuglies you have to contend with in Brazil.

Fuglies like this (pic) ask U$25/50 for one quick poke .. soos Maria !

Need your sunglasses for these babes fella's :

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47. Thursday 21st June - Jim returns and has More !

Note : Jim is Jim. He is not Thommo. Some folks have written in and congratulated me on Jims Diary Parts 1 - 6 below. But alas , that Diary was written by Jim a reader of whorist.com and not by myself (Thommo).

Which begs the question .... Why don't you folks write in ? Millions of hits , but piddling contributions. Folks would like to hear from more voices , regardless of the content.

I am honoured to get millions of hits based primarily on what I put on this website , but I have to read this website too , you know : )

Here is Jims latest. Seems he is a mortal soul just like the rest of us : )

JIM :

"The return home….

I eventually I made it back home……and the inevitable depression hits me again.

I had a couple of days before I had to return to the office….I needed to recover from the Jet-lag, and all the junk food and beer….its back to my salads and exercise again.

The upside is the all the familiarity and comfort of my home..….the down side is the 9 to 5 grind of the office, and all oversize western women…….god …what a load of supersized fatties…..and getting fatter. The western world is eating itself into extinction. We don't need terrorists…just keep the big-macs and burgerkings going and we will wipe ourselves out!!

There are some nice looking girls here, however they are in the minority, and have so many guys hanging around they become very choosy. Not my style…I prefer the odds to be more in my favour…

My car had been sitting in the garage for a long time. It was covered in dust, the battery was dead…..and the tyres were looking kinda flat….The local garage mechanics got the motor started, pumped the tyres and I was up and running, It was nice to drive my car again, after all the taxis, Jeepneys and tuk-tuk's. I ran the car through the car-wash…and it looked as good as new.

My house was looking kinda dusty too. I have a cleaning girl, her name is Lisa,. She is Filipino (No surprise there!) She does some cleaning around the house for me…she comes in once every two weeks…I called Lisa, and she came over….actually Lisa is pretty., I have thought several times about trying to get into her pants….but it's better to keep this strictly business…If I did fuck her things might get too complicated. Lisa spent hours going through the house cleaning and dusting…...complaining that I let the place go too far, and next time call her earlier…..she's a good girl. I paid her, and off she went on her motorcycle. In three hours Lisa earned the equivalent of 3 or 4 nights working in a club or bar in Manila!.

I did some shopping to re-stock the refrigerator….. I dropped into my local watering hole for a quiet beer on the way home. I saw this nice blond girl sitting at the bar alone …I guess mid to late 30…..I smiled…but instead of the return smiles I would get in Thailand or the Philippines.. I received a look that said…….I had just crawled out of the gutter…and why was I looking at her. I though "keep that attitude up sweetheart….and you will stay alone at the bar….for a long time".

Out the door I went…Thinking, "Jim.. its time start planning the next trip…."

A couple of days later I was in the local shopping mall, still feeling gloomy…. I was on the escalator going up, when I spotted two pretty Asian girls on the opposite escalator going down…I kinda recognised their features as Philippine, as we got closer I leaned over and said " Komasta Ka" ..The surprised look in their faces was priceless,…but then they both smiled, that beautiful Philippine smile.. I looked back from the top of the escalator …and the girls were looking up at me, I gave a little wave …and they waved back.

It was amazing, that little encounter cheered me up….I was in a better mood all day…

A lot of the guys in the office wanted to know what my trip was like, I just said it was ok..and very tiring…I never tell them anything about the night life….or the girls…I don't want to become the subject of office chatter ……....by keeping quiet, I manage to get most of the return trips to Asia.

It looks like…I should be able to get back to Manila…Early December..this year…….cant wait!

Jim"

NOTE : You can respond to Jim if you wish. Something like a Forum (Whorum) , eh ! ?

46. Wednesday 20th June - Horses for Courses

Is nothing sacred ? Those damn aussies have won the King's Stand Stakes at Royal Ascot (Miss Andretti) , right under the nose of no less Queenie herself. 2003 , 2006 , 2007 , they've won the damn race , is nothing sacred ? Adding insult , Aust horses came third and fourth this year !

Tennis , cricket , swimming , athletics , the list goes on. Where will it end ?

The Colonies (Convicts) strike back !

British Champs ... "Where the bloody hell are you" ? .. : )

45. Tuesday 19th June - Thailand - Those Dogs and Prostitution Numbers

1. Those Dogs :

Bilge 42 below we told you about Sniffer Dogs Mok and Lai. Have picked up some more info on them. You will note below in the quoted text , the Thai saying "But they were stray dogs, so their manners were worse than those of foreign breeds.' So , foreign breeds are bad mannered. That includes us humans. Yes , Thais consider us very bad mannered indeed , and they are mainly correct , although sometimes its a cultural thing , and not bad manners. Most of the time we are rough 'n gruff , loud , noisy , aggressive by comparison to Thais.

I've put this bilge bit in to remind you , we are considered rough 'n gruff types. So , to impress the Thai girls , especially the non whore types , we have to put on our very best manners , including avoiding speaking loudly or aggressively , plus adding the smile on ya dial , all the time if pos. The more Thai you appear to be , the more points , the better your chance of a lay , with the good/bad girls. Regular pay for play girls of course , only need money and a hardy dick : )

Here is that article about our friends Mok and Lai. Seems lik Mok was the main transgressor. Presumably he has been assigned to looking after the pigs : )

Mok and Lai :

" ........ Although they won plaudits from police for their work in sniffing out drugs at northern Thailand's Chiang Rai airport, near the border with Laos and Myanmar, so many passengers complained about their behavior they had to be fired.

'He liked to pee on luggage while searching for drugs inside,' Mok's former handler, Police Lieutenant Colonel Jakapop Kamhon, said. 'He also liked to hold on to women's legs.'

'Both were just as good as foreign dogs trained for use in drug missions,' he added. 'But they were stray dogs, so their manners were worse than those of foreign breeds.'

Mok and Lai now work on a farm, herding chickens and pigs , the paper said."

2. Prostitution Numbers Thailand :

"Dr Nitet Tinnakul from Chulalongkorn University's Faculty of Political Science, who has carried out extensive surveys and research on prostitution in Thailand, said that between 1999 and 2002 there were about 2.8 million sex workers in Thailand. Of them, 2 million were adult females, 20,000 were adult males and 800,000 were boys and girls under the age of 18, Nitet said".

Comment :

So , we have 2 million hookers to choose from. From a population of around 75 million (2007) thats not bad. One in every 37 Thai babes you see walking around in Shopping Malls etc is a regular hooker.

This is where Thommo comes in. I say , and yes , one in ten babes can be co-erced into being a hooker just for you , if you go about it the right way. No grabbing them by the leg as with Mok (Sniffer Dog ... 1 above) though. Smiles , Thai-ness , unique gifts and 'time' will deliver you the girl of your choice , two out of three times.

Only problem is , we are all in a hurry , got 2/3 weeks only to offload the testosterone before returning home , and we didnt fly half way around the world just to romance babes. So we might start out romancing a good one , but our patience runs out , and then return to the bread and butter babes .... hookers or wannabe hookers.

My main problem is conscience. I can not plan to shag a good girl and then dump her. Why ? They expect more than a shag , viz , long term relationship , possibly even marriage , and I am not into that scene. But if I think they will accept money , then yes my conscience is satisfied. If I ever shagged a gal and she resolutely refused money or 'shopping' , then my conscience would kick in , and it would spoil my whole trip.

How many times have I come across girls like that. Can not remember any , but then we do not remember bad moments , do we. We remember the good times/moments and conveniently forget the bad ones.

Myself , if I do not look like making a hooker out of a good girl within three days , its game over , and I move on. Much better to get the amateur hookers who do not work for a sex venue. They do not have the manner of regular hookers. More like regular girls , and of course there is no mama-san/bar fine/ladies drinks bullshit to contend with. Most importantly there is no clock ticking. Gal can stay with ya for as long as she likes.

Nowadays of course I do not have to worry about all these things. My hair loss medication (Propecia) and age , plus 750/1250 hookers to my credit , means I just dont care so much any more. Propecia reduces testosto levels , for those who do not know. Great , not running around like a rabbit wondering where the next fuck is coming from : )

But first you have to do it .... shag a thousand or more .... before you can retire with pride. For sure , I have no regrets in that regard. I have serviced the prostitution industry's of Thailand and Philippines to the best of my ability. It's up to others to carry on the good work : )

See Bilge 13 below. Only eight days to go and due recognition from Queenie : )

44. Sunday 17th June - Rumble in the Jungle (again)

Separatists have let off a bomb on a bus not that far from Davao City. Nine people killed and a number injured.

For sure , folks should not venture outside of Davao City , which , in the past , has itself been on the receiving end of fatal bomb blasts too.

No need to even go to that outpost of a town (Davao City) , when there is so much pussy in Manila , Angeles and Cebu City.

Leave Mindanao Province for the Muslims.

And me .. I'm a Muslim.

That's me .. Blogmaster Thommo , above : )

43. Saturday 16th June - Penis Extensions .. Serbian Style

As per newspaper : "Serbian men are swapping their prize cows to get a bigger penis. The bizarre exchange was revealed by the country's top plastic surgeon Srecko Djordjevic who said dozens of farmers obsessed with the size of their penis had traded in their prize cows for larger members.

He said: "The size of a man's member seems to play a big role in our society and the price of the operation, around £400, is almost exactly what a good cow is worth - so farmers are choosing to swap a cow if it means a bigger penis."

The urologist, who is based in the central town of Kragujevac, told the news agency Sina that the only problem had been that some farmers had unrealistic ideas of what they could get for their money.

He said: "Some of them want to add 10 centimetres , and for just one cow , that is just not possible."

Thomas : Now I understand why dairy farmers have bigger dicks : )

42. Friday 15th June - Northern Thailand - News of the Day

Two street dogs won fame as sniffer dogs at Chiangrai Airport (Thailand). It appears success went to their heads or their dicks , as they began pissing on peoples bags and supposedly harassing female passengers.

So much so , that they were sent back to the streets , to sniff no more (ladies legs and the likes).

I see a parallel with their life and mine.

I too was at the top of the tree and nowadays have been sidelined to street molls and the like. No more 'models' for me : )

When next in Chiangrai , my favourite town (not for sex) , shall enquire as to sniffer dogs whereabouts , just for fun. Will get a pic of them , if pos : )

No doubt the Thai's will have some funny stories to tell about them.

See actual newspaper item below :

"Two Thai street mutts that became ace sniffer dogs at an airport near the notorious Golden Triangle opium producing region , have been fired for urinating on luggage and sexually harassing female passengers.

The pair , Mok and Lai , were plucked from obscurity under a program to turn strays into police dogs.

Although they won plaudits from police for sniffing out drugs at northern Thailands Chiang Rai airport so many passengers complained about their behaviour they had to be fired".

Comment : "Once a mongrel , always a mongrel" .

Those dogs and I have something in common , them : mongrel dogs , me : mongrel monger : )

41. Thursday 14th June - Thailand - Sweet and Sour

As I have said number of times on this site : "Thais are sweet and sour , and when they are sour they are very sour indeed".

Classical example now is the Army's intention to strip former Prime Minister Thaksin of all his assets , believed to be 1.5 billion (dollars).

They have banned him and his party from politics for 5 years. Thaksin in exile has said he does not intend to return to politics. The Army would not believe him of course and want to make sure any resurrection of Thaksin will be very long and painful.

Life is sour for Thaksin. That's the way with Thais ... its either very sweet or very sour and nothing much in between.

Never get on the wrong side of a Thai : )

UPDATE : Thaksin has now been invited to return home to Thailand to defend himself against asset seizure. It's a set up. I do not trust Thais and I do not think Thaksin trusts them either , but the yearning to return home might be too much for him , and there is always bribes. He should be able to bribe his way out of it.

What would you do ?

Enter the trap and try and bribe your way out , or stay away and spend that Swiss Bank Account money ? : )

40. Wednesday 13th June - Thanks to Jim

See part six and final part of Jim's Diary below.

With guys like Jim around , I can retire with confidence.

Thanks "Jungle Jim" (and his Jungle Bunnies : )

39. Wednesday 13th June - Jim's Diary - Part 6

Day 5......

Next morning we showered..and went shopping, She got all the stuff she needed and a little purse thing to keep all her makeup stuff in….
Back at the hotel Paula, put on her make-up . It was getting towards midday..and I had a lunch date with Mary.
I said to Paula…"you should go home to Cebu…for a week or two…see your mom and dad…You have been through a lot…you need to rest for a while". I gave her P1000, my Email address and mobile number.
She said "can I please stay with you, I like you a lot Jim, you took care of me..you're very kind"...I said "Paula..you've been raped and your hurt.....you need rest, your family, and a time-out.
I have to go to Singapore ..I can't take you with me.......Please...go down to Cebu". She finally said
"Ok"...and eventually hugged me, said goodbye....and left my hotel room....Geeze I thought Jim,....you sure know how to pick them.. Thank god that's all over.
I went down to the lobby and met Mary…..she was all smiles.
I decided to go upmarket for a nice lunch…so we went to the Intercontinental Hotel.
They have a lovely restaurant, and I had been there a couple of previous times.
Mary was delighted…she was enjoying the lunch date…The food was excellent, as usual. We drank nice wine.. and chatted about the Philippines and Asia.. The only complaint was the heat….she was a Canadian…from Toronto, and she was struggling trying to adapt to the tropical weather.
We finished lunch and walked over to Greenbelt…..it's a new development all restaurants and shopping. Mary was good company, and I welcomed the change from Paula and all crazy things that had been happening. We spent most of the afternoon strolling around, Mary was looking at clothes and marvelling at how cheap everything was.
It was late in the afternoon when we got back to the hotel. I kissed Mary, and said I really enjoyed the lunch. She was smiling, and said would you like to come for some drinks.
I declined, I said I'm sorry Mary I'm flying out to Singapore tomorrow, and I have an appointment later this evening.
It was my last night in Manila, and I was chasing a different type of girl. I was determined to find a pretty horny little thing that I could have plenty of sex with.
I decided to hit the clubs early. Started in the Flamingo club….some nice girls there….but I decided to try some of the others…. Bottoms night club had some nice lookers….then on to the Ringside. I met this girl, she looked good....wearing a tiny green bikini. She had a great personality, nice looking and full of energy, just my type for the night. I kissed her a few times…and she was very responsive. I bought her some drinks, she liked vodka
She was very frisky....let me put my hand into bikini pants. Smiling all the time .She said her name was Cathy...She was small and had nice round tits....
But suddenly I realised I was feeling exhausted........the day walking with Mary....and all the stuff with Paula...too much alcohol, and fast food had worn me out.......I had also put on weight.....my pants was feeling tighter. I'm getting a bit older....each year it takes a little longer to recover from partying.
I will have to return to my exercise and healthy diet when I get home. I looked at the girl, but decided that the best thing...was to lay off the pretty little thing and the booze for the evening..and get a good night sleep.
I thought It would be nice to have Irene, soft and gentle...just what I needed for the night....but she was in Bangkok.
I was walking back to the hotel when my phone rang...it was Paula, she was on her way home to Cebu. She said thanks for all the help...I said keep in touch....Email me......she agreed she said "I think we could be good friends"....I had to admit..I liked Paula.....I said..."yes..good friends..would be nice" She said......."have a safe trip Jim...I hope I see you again"..I replied.."you will"...and said good bye.
Tomorrow...Singapore.
Singapore...
My stay in Singapore was short….just a couple of days.
The difference between Manila and Singapore is startling.
Manila is dishevelled, polluted, chaotic and generally scruffy, Singapore is spotless, manicured, and tidy. Even the taxi from the airport to the hotel was a new white Mercedes.
The friendly smiles and laid back attitudes of the Philippines are gone ….replace with business attitudes and making money.
My hotel was on Orchard road, right in the middle of all the shopping…Spent a lot of time in Sim Lim Square…looking at all the electronics. I could spend days in that place. You can buy almost any kind of electronic gadget on the market.
I like the restaurants here. The food is good and at a very reasonable cost.
I hooked up with a buddy of mine…he has been working in Singapore for a couple of years.
We went to Orchard Tower. This is Singapore's equivalent to the Nana plaza.
Orchard tower is all indoors…the clubs only open a night, and very discreet advertising is used…in fact unless you know where Orchard Tower is …you would walk straight past it and not know it is full of night clubs.
The costs are at a guess about 10 times more expensive than Bangkok or Manila.
We had a couple of beers in a Philippine club. They were running at S$6 each…. Very very expensive. The girls were asking for S$300 for ST ….I did not enquire how much LT was, but at a guess it would be S$400-500
We tried several clubs, in fact I recognised several of the girls from the NEP in Bangkok working there. I guess they can make a lot of money in a short time, and then hop back to the NEP.
All the prices were the same, a complete rip-off.
We decided to leave….I would say…at a guess you could easily spend S$500 in a night…You need deep pockets to play in this town.
Stick to Thailand or the Philippines …..a lot more bang for your buck!!.
Next stop ….Sydney.
Sydney Australia.
Arrived in Sydney….wow this is a pretty city…all sparking in the sun. I have always liked this city…it has a nice atmosphere, reminds me of San Francisco.
I grabbed a cab…..the Auzzie cabs are big……similar to the cars in USA, a welcome change from all the small Jap taxis in Bangkok and Manila. It was nice to ride in a big comfortable ford.
My visit to Sydney was mostly business…but I would try to screw something…if I could find one.
I checked into my hotel. I stayed on William St in the city centre. This is close to the night life on Oxford St and the stripper/night clubs in the Kings Cross area.
I contacted some of my buddies ….let them know I was in town. One of my friends, JJ, I have known him for years…he agreed to meet me later in the week, and we would check out some of the nightspots.
I went to Bondi beach……its topless and close to the city...it was nice to sit, drink a couple of beers in the afternoon , and watch all those boobs lying in the sun,
.
But my problem is I'm middle aged…and Sydney is full of the young bronzed beach type guys…..all tanned and muscles……I have no chance with the beach girls.
So it looks like it will have to be the night clubs for me…
I got through the business side of the trip…and finally met up with JJ. He had put on some weight since I last met him.
He married a Filipino girl a couple of years ago, she was beautiful, I asked him "How is Cathy". He said…."Jim I think I'm heading for divorce".
I'm… thinking….oh here we go again…another disaster. The problem is JJ is worth over two million dollars…He has worked hard for years to accumulate that wealth…She could take him for half, if he can't get an agreed out of court settlement. ...Don't get married guys…believe me..…..just fuck them…and leave. You don't need to get married to get plenty of pussy.
The up side of this situation..was JJ wanted to screw something tonight…so at least we were in the same mood.
We decide to have a couple of beers in the hotel bar before we headed out on the town...I told JJ all about Irene in Bangkok and Paula, and the crazy things that happened in Manila. JJ said, "can I join you on your next trip".
We were our second beer when I noticed two girls walking in…and they looked good, they were Asian, maybe Japanese….I said to "JJ…what do you think"….he looked and said ."hookers".
I said ."are you sure…lets find out"…He looked again…and said "Jim ..I bet they ask $400…for a couple of hours"…I thought $400….geeze…that's kinda expensive.
I went over to the girls, and introduced myself…and asked if we could buy them a drink….the girls were not very responsive…..but I was persistent, and the girls finally agreed ..and I sat down beside them, I thought JJ was wrong…at first…but a closer look at the girls ..I realised he was right….they had calculating eyes, and hardened faces, My guess was, they had been on the game for a number of years. The softness and smiles of the Thai or Filipino girls was not there. I decide that they were not my type, I made small talk until the drinks were gone…and returned to JJ at the bar.
He just smiled and said "told you so".
He said "Jim I know a place……I think we might have better luck".
So we finished our beers, and off we went. We grabbed a cab outside the hotel. JJ said "Jim, have you ever been with a Vietnamese girl...they are very pretty and, they fuck like rabbits". We pulled up to this place….I said ."JJ this is a brothel"
He said "Jim wait wait..He said "OK it a brothel...but this is how we will work it…there is bar inside, buy some drinks and relax..ok".
Tell the madam you want a couple of drinks first....take your time …..choose a girl and then tell her to meet you back at your hotel bar….say about 11.30..
He said the girls don't get much money from the house…so they will jump at the chance to make some freelance money for the night. Its a Wednesday night..so it should be pretty quiet.... Ohh and by the way..don't let the madam see you asking the girls..ok…just be discreet..and everything will work out.
I thinking ..Geeze…JJ..you always get me into these crazy situations.
We went in and sure enough there was a small bar in the corner…I headed there…with JJ behind me.
We ordered some beer and relaxed….then madam came up and said "hello gentlemen"…we said "would it be OK..if we have some drinks first" she smiled…as said "Yes of course..take your time".. she smiled ..and off she went.
JJ said "come on…lets check out the girls". We sat down on big overstuffed red chairs…as the girls came around us…we were early and there was only one other guy in there.
Then I saw this vision ...walking towards me.
She was just so beautiful….long jet black silky shiny hair down over her shoulders .…She was wearing a long red evening dress...she smiled at me..and I called her over. Her name was Vanessa…….and she was the prettiest girl I had seen in a long long time. Actually...she was dead set gorgeous, I think my mouth was hanging open. I was thinking ...what a beauty ...how I get you back home...
JJ was poking me in the ribs…saying."Jim Jim..wake up!!....…I said "what"....he said..."go ahead...ask her". So I asked her…….and she immediately agreed. I gave her the hotel address, she knew the place…11.30..ok ok…
JJ had also managed to score one of the other girls. We retreated to the bar and said to the madam….would she mind if we returned later. She smiled and said.."of course".
We paid for the drinks gave the madam a $5 tip…and out we go…
I was grinning ear to ear...and JJ was looking kinda pleased with himself…he poked me in the ribs...and said..."Jim ..this is gonna be good"....we went back to my hotel.
I said.."JJ she was gorgeous..but hang on a sec....where are we going.......I have only one bed in my hotel room"…He smiled…"Jim we are going to my house..OK"..
I said, "What about Cathy, she might get a tad upset, if we show up with two hookers?" JJ said….." Jim it's all covered…she is out of town for a couple of days"
JJ has a beautiful house in the hills north of Sydney…its got a lovely swimming pool in the back…and lots of space. I wish I had something similar back home....
11.30 came and went. I was thinking the girls would not show…15 mins later the two girls walked into the bar.....JJ poked me in the arm….said "Jim boy….were good to go"
Vanessa was very very pretty..even in jeans and a Tshirt ...she had a natural beauty....…I was amazed..I've never been with a Vietnamese before..I made a mental note…."Jim... put Vietnam on your travel list".
JJ's girl was a waif...tiny, her name was Helen.....she looked like she was about 12 or 13 ......I whispered to JJ..."is she legal?"...JJ said.."she is 22..believe it or not"....he laughed and off we went. Then I realised they had been together before.......this was old hunting territory for JJ.
We grabbed a cab and off to his house. We got to the house, and the into the lounge room…JJ poured some drinks, Vodka for the girls.. beer for me .
He said…"Jim your in the bedroom next to mine..ok…top of the stairs on the left"….I said ok.
JJ took off with his tiny girl. I sat and chatted to Vanessa…I was fascinated with her looks….she looked like a little doll. Perfect creamy skin....full lips......she was a rare beauty, and her silky hair. She had pretty good English,..... we kissed and fondled for a while..I liked Vanessa immediately, she was soft and sensual..very responsive to me..just what I like. I got a huge hard on with her... I took her hand and led her up stairs to bed, wow what a night…suck suck…fuck..fuck. I did not sleep at all….I fucked Vanessa all night, ... she was definitely girlfriend material…..we finally fell asleep exhausted as the morning sun was coming up.
JJ woke me up at midday, banging on a saucepan and shouting up the stairs.. "breakfast…come and get it" I opened my eyes...Vanessa was..dead asleep......I love this time...the .early morning...when she is all sleepy...and sexy.
I gently kissed Vanessa…until she woke up….she smiled…..and I said "good morning you beautiful sexy girl……breakfast is ready". She smiled and said "good morning lover".
We were hungry…and the coffee, eggs and bacon were just what we all needed.
Then JJ said "what about a swim". The girls were only wearing dressing gowns….which they dropped to the floor and they ran giggling naked into the backyard and jumped into the pool.
I looked at JJ and said….."Wow....JJ thanks for setting this up....this has to be the best night…thanks buddy"……
he said …"do you like Vanessa….because I can see the way she looks at you...she likes you "........ I said "Yes...actually. I do like her...she is beautiful and sexy……a lovely girl".
I said.."OK…JJ........lets go..swim" we joined the girls in the pool. We all splashed about and played together.
Later in the day, we gave the girls a ride back downtown to their apartment…I gave Vanessa $300. She said ." can I please see you again"…I said "yes…..you will see me again ....I like you"…I gave her my phone number and Email address..she kissed me said Jim, I like you too..I would really like to see you again...kissed me again, smiled and off she went.
JJ was watching and ..said…"careful Jim…..they can get attached …look at what happened to me".
I said..don't worry old buddy,….I'm a confirmed bachelor…..
JJ said..."Jim..let me know when your next trip is on...I might try to join you"
I was feeling very contented...and relaxed. I slept very happily that night.
Next morning I was packing to get to the airport when my phone beeped...it was a message from Irene....she said "Jim I miss you...when are to coming back to Bangkok"
life's good.
So to recap...met Lovely dreamy eyes..Irene in Bangkok..nice girl. Two lesbians Trish and Penny in Manila, ..good sex.......Rescued ladyboy Paula..(Still bringing home strays!) .... And finally, sex mad Vanessa. in Sydney...wow, she is well worth a second visit.
Next stop...home...and start planning the next trip.
Jim.

38. Tuesday 12th June - Jim's Diary - Part 5

To continue ...

Day 4......

"Next morning

I went to the filing station for breakfast...the staff there were getting used to me..The waitress said, "Hello Jim.. is it the usual" and "no girl today".....I said "unfortunately no girl and yes.....its the usual".........I like this cafe..it kinda reminds me of my youth. Food was ok.....and the service was good. I like that they try to remember your name.
The waitress was a sexy type....tiny waist..this girl was thin...beautiful face..small mouth full lips... white even teeth.....I always watched her lips when she talked to me...I always wondered what it would be like to get my dick into those lips........"dream on Jim".
I paid the bill and I was on my way out...when I spotted...a drunk crumpled girl in the corner ,....it was ... Paula..and ...ohh god what a sight.....she was sitting in the corner by herself, near the door......she was dead drunk..., her blouse had opened out and one her tits was almost exposed. ..the waiters were all gawking at her tits......I thought, do I walk away..or what??...I thought... "Jim..you are going to regret this"....I sat down ...and I said "Paula.......its me...remember....its Jim". I tried to cover her tits.. she was very drunk....She was mumbling something in Tagalog and english..then she passed out.
Her makeup was all smudged...hair was a mess and her cloths were dishevelled and scruffy . I was wondering what had happened. She kinda woke up for a minute....looked at me and started crying........she said..."Jim.......they all fucked meeee.....just fuuuck meeeee....fuuuuck"....and she passed out again. Geeze I thought..."what happened to her".
I said to the waiter.....I will try to get her back to my hotel......can you call a cab, he said ok ...and bolted out the door........Paula was mumbling..."they..just fuuuuck meemmeee"..
What ever happened last night..must have been traumatic for her.
The cab arrived...and I carried Paula down the stairs. And into the cab. I gave the driver P100..I said "just get me to the Millennium hotel".
He looked at the 100 and said .."its just around the corner" I said.."its....Ok....just fucking get there", Then he took one look at Paula...and took off
I got to the hotel....and carried Paula up to my room..........i got her into the bed.....undressed her and then I realised....she did not have any panties....or shoes...and where was her handbag? .I got her into bed...she was out cold.
I needed to call somebody..one of her friends...or family.....but I had no contact numbers.
I thought Jim the old habit of... bring home the stray hurt animal had not changed...When I was a kid my mom used to say.."Jimmy you will be a Vet when you grow up".....I was always trying to fix hurt animals.
I went out to buy some aspirins.....and mineral water ..
I was walking back to the hotel , when I met Mary.....she had been out for her morning walk.....she was all smiles linked her arm into mine...and said "good morning James.....its a beautiful morning......and how are you"...I said "I was great".
God.... I'm thinking this is getting too complicated ....Mary was smiling...and said..."what are you doing today"...I said "I'm busy today..but no plans for tomorrow."....She smiled...and said.."ok. Lunch would be nice"..I said "ok I will see you tomorrow".
I returned to my room, Paula had not moved.........I thought I should let her sleep, but she should try to get some water and aspirin into her...I dissolved some Aspirin in a glass of water.....and woke her up..I whispered in her ear...its aspirin and water please drink it...She kinda woke up...and drank the aspirin...and whispered "thank's"..and fell asleep.
I guessed it would take 5 or 6 hours for her to wake up. I figured that she would sleep until about 2 or 3 pm.
Her cloths were a mess..all dirt , I thought...where have you been ..I called reception and asked them to get the cloths cleaned.
Shit.....this is a weird holiday....I thought Jim you only have a couple of days before you have to fly out to Singapore.......time was running out.....I sat back on the chair and thought ..about my trip so far....too many ladyboys....too many weird things happening around me .......I sat there.... contemplating what had happened.
I had been chased through NANA plaza by the hulk Hogan, ....... got too close to a ladytboy in bangkok......met the lovely dreamy eyed Irene ...she was really nice...fond memories...... .......hooked up with two girls..that were...lesbians , they were very sexy, ..I enjoyed them. ......met a the biggest pair of tits in Asia, ..but the sex was no good......and now............ Paula...I looked over at the sleeping body..and wondered........you poor thing....what the hell happened to you ...how can you start out looking like a film star...and then end up looking like ...a wreck?? I had a pretty good idea....My guess is she had been raped.....by more than one guy !!!.
I did not want to leave Paula on her own....so I climbed into bed...and dosed off to sleep....I woke at 2 pm........Paula was still asleep.
I flicked on the TV......I watched CNN .for a while..and then I found an old John Wane movie........it was good enough to keep me occupied of couple of hours.
Paula started to move....so I shut off the TV...and sat beside her...
She opened her eyes...and looked at me........she said...hi...........
I said....are you OK??.......she was trying to focus...on me......and said...yes...I think so...
She said......where am I.........I told her she was in my hotel room....I said try to sleep.. I said please rest.....I will stay here with you.......please try to sleep. She said ok.....and closed her eyes.
The hotel returned Paula's cleaned cloths.
I was getting hungry I whispered to Paula..that I was going out to get something to eat…and I would be back soon…..she just nodded….and went back to sleep
I went to the Filling station on Burgos……the waiter remembered me from this morning..and said..Jim ...is the girl OK?…I said "yes ..she's sleeping". He said "she was very drunk……Ohh and we found her shoes". I asked.. "did you find a handbag?"….he shook his head.
The waiter brought her shoes …and some a takeaway food and a large bottle of coke.
Back to the hotel……Paula was still asleep. It was almost 6 pm…..she had been asleep for almost 9 hours.
I went over to her…and her eyes opened….she looked at me…I said "I got you a sandwich and some coke……you should try to eat something… and I found your shoes, at the café."
She said "what café?"…..I told her what happened this morning at the Filling Station….she could not remember. I said "do you remember the LA café ..last night?" She said "yes..I remember you leaving with a girl".
She sat up in bed..and realised she was naked…where are my clothes…I said "don't worry. They were dirty so I had the hotel clean them for you …they are in the closet. By the way….you are missing you panties, and your handbag". She said.."My handbag…..ohh all my stuff"
I said.."what happened?………you looked like a film-star last night….and what happened to your blond friend"...She smiled and said thanks. She said "Mandy.. went off with a guy she knew." She Said.."Jim I was hoping you would take me home..,... when you went with that girl...well...anyway.... a lot of guys started buying me drinks………and then one or two guys asked me out….I had too much to drink. I don't remember much after that…..I don't know how I got to Burgos St. this morning".
I said.. …."Paula…try to remember....I finally asked quietly...."were you raped last night"?.......I said "you have bruises on your arms and legs"….she went very quiet for a while......then the expression on her face hardened........and finally said "I think I was". She turned to look at me...and suddenly I'm looking a guy....the jaw line..the aggression was there......she he was angry. Girls would cry, but Paula was just angry.
I said do you want the police?..a doctor....she said ..no..it would be no good. They don't like ladyboys.
She asked me if I had any antiseptic, I had a small bottle in my wash bag..I gave it to her and she went into the bathroom. She was in there for a while, then she had a shower…..and when she came out Paula the girl had returned and looked much better. I said…
"are you Ok"…she said "I'm a bit sore…but I'm ok"
I said "you can stay here tonight, if you want…..and tomorrow we can go to shoe-mart..and get some makeup and panties for you….."
She said. "OK….Thank you for helping me ..Jim, I will never forget your kindness".

Day 4.......no comment"

37. Monday 11th June - Jim's Diary - Part 4

To continue ...

Day 3.......

I walked back to the hotel…it was a hot Good Friday and Manila was a ghost town…normally Makati avenue is jammed full of jeepnes and traffic, today it was deserted..I though what am I going to do all day.
When I got back to the hotel I noticed a tour bus outside…..receptionist said it was a day trip to Subic bay. She said you can go if you want…..I thought..ok why not….better than hanging around Manila. I grabbed my cameras from the room and hopped on the bus.
I sat beside a well preserved middle aged lady. She was from Canada, She was a widow, her husband was killed in an auto accident a few years ago, her name was Mary, She was travelling through Asia with another lady….but decided to take the Subic Bay trip on her own.
The trip to Subic was about two and a half hours, Mary was good company…she had a nice outlook on life, always looking at the bright side.
Subic Bay was spotless….totally different to Manila. You could see the American influence everywhere. Roads were in good condition everything was signposted. Mary stayed with me all day….we had lunch in a lovely beachside café, food was excellent. Then we went to a sea-world show…dolphins and whales, great…and finally back on the bus to Manila….it turned out to be a really nice day. Mary fell asleep on my shoulder on the return trip.
We made it back to the hotel at 6.30. I woke Mary…she kissed me on the cheek..and said thank you Jim…I had a lovely day. I said Mary, you are a pretty girl, enjoy the rest of you holiday.
I decided to rest for about an hour or so, the trip had drained my energy, I lay on the bed and watched CNN on the TV…..then into the shower ..and off to the LA café.
The LA was packed..like sardines. It was hard to move. I've never seen the place so full. I said to one of the guys .."what going on?" he said.." everything else is closed…its Good Friday…. this is the only game in town"…he said its been like this for hours.
Damm, how am I going to find anybody in this mess. I squeezed my way to the bar….I was trying to get a beer….but the even the waitresses were struggling to get through the crowd. I was getting close to the bar…then I noticed that all the girls were sitting around the bar.
I was standing behind one of the chairs at the bar, waiting for one of the waitresses to get to me. The girl on the chair turned around and smiled at me…she said do you want to sit down….I said no..it's ok….you stay there.
She smiled…she was not very pretty….kinda plane Jane looks….but I noticed that a lot of younger guys were in the place…..Older guys like me seem to become invisible to the girls when the young studs are around. So I thought at least this girl seems interested……Her name was Sandra…..I said would you like a drink……I will get you one…if I can find a waitress. Eventually I managed to get some drinks…I worked my way between the chairs so I could lean against the bar beside Sandra.
This was a good position as I could watch all the room from this position, It was then I realised that Sandra had the biggest boobs I had ever seen on a Filipino. They were huge, like two balloons on a stick. I was looking down the front of her top, wondering if they were real, when Sandra pointed and said "that girl is waving at you". I looked across the bar..and there was Paula…ohh shit.
She looked beautiful. She had changed her hair style…the straight hair was gone…it was all waves that hung down over her shoulders, she had all her make-up on, and long silver earrings, she had a white blouse on…but open almost to her tummy, her big tits were sticking out..I could see the shape of her nipples in the material of the blouse. The overall effect was stunning…….she looked like a film star, I looked around the room …all the guys were watching her. Paula was with another girl…she was blond…kinda a Marlin Monroe look alike, pretty but, probably another ladyboy. She was being upstaged by Paula. I waved to Paula, She did a little pirouette to let me see her, I nodded my head and gave her a thumbs up , and she laughed, and said thank you back to me.
I turned my attention back to Sandra....I said, do you want to get out of here….she agreed…..
I took one more look at Paula….and waved good bye…she waved back....I was thinking good luck to the guys in the bar…I hope they realise what Paula is..
We got outside and I said to Sandra…they were ladyboys. Sandra looked surprised and said "do you know her?". I said "it's a long story". I said lets get some drinks someplace quieter and I will tell you all about it..
Sandra said I think maybe the bars on Burgos might be open..….we found a taxi…and off we went.
Burgos street was quiet and all dark and gloomy...all the neon signs were dark. I thought the filling station was closed...but Sandra said...no wait....she pushed to door and it opened. We went upstairs..and the place was full. It seemed that's the way the whole street was...all the clubs were open.....just all the outside lights were off...it was kinda like the old speak-easy.
We found a seat...and I eventually got a good look at Sandra. Well...lets say she would not win any beauty prizes....but she had a nice eyes, lovely lips.....but those tits.....well....wow. We chatted for a while, I told her the whole story what happened with Paula.......I drank some beers, Bacardi and cokes for Sandra. She was relaxing...laughing and joking with me. So I said...come on.....time to sleep.....she smiled and said ok. We walked back to the hotel arm in arm.
I decided not to shower...so I kissed Sandra....and she responded.....I undressed her....I left her bra until the last.....when I unclipped it those beautiful tits fell loose.......wow....they were enormous..her nipples were huge. God I had never been with a girl with tits this big before......I put her arms up over her head .. I then ran my fingers and hands all over her tits.....they were huge...I was so horny....my dick was pressing into her.
We climbed into bed ...and. It was very disappointing...Sandra was not very sexy or sensual. She was the quiet type, no passion..did not seem to get into the whole sex scene...I finally got her to climbed on top of me.....and when she leaned forward...I managed to get her nipples in my mouth. She nearly smothered me with them just before she climaxed. But she was so quiet...I had to almost guess she had cum....she just stopped moving. And that was it.
So nice tits....but no passion......very disappointing.....not impressed....
I gave her P2000...as agreed...but I felt cheated somehow....before she started to leave
I finally had to ask..her......I said your boobs, she smiled...and said..."my mom is Filipino, my dad is German".......ahh now i understand. I said" they are spectacular". She said she hated them, and wanted to get a breast reduction. I was amazed. I said "girls are paying thousands of dollars to get boobs like yours.....and you want to reduce them". She laughed...she said "they have no idea what its like to carrying these things around".
I did not cum with Sandra.....she had no passion........ I need the girl to enjoy the sex.
End of Good Friday.........not so good, hope it gets better.........

36. Sunday 10th June - Jim's Diary - Part 3

To continue ...

Day 2

After the fun I had with Penny and Trish, I was wondering how I would match last night.
It was early afternoon, So I went to Shoe Mart to get some presents and do a little shopping…..cheapest shirts in Asia….and pretty good quality. Also there is a good money exchange shop with the best rates. The place was very busy…..everybody buying for Easter.
I got back the hotel after 6..I was still feeling the effects of all the booze from last night, I decided to try and get a little sleep before I went out for the night.
I woke up at 11pm……damm , too late, I prefer to hunt in the early evening…and home by 12 latest, with girl in tow..if everything works out.
I got up showered .and off to Burgos street. I contemplated going into the flamingo club…..but decided to give it a miss…instead I headed to bottoms.
On the way I dropped into the Filling station for a beer..I managed to get a seat at one of the tables on the street. The night was warm, and it was nice to watch all the girls walking around. One girl caught my attention, She was walking up the street towards me….taller than the other girls…but very attractive, big tits, and long legs. She saw me looking and smiled at me…I smiled back. When she got closer… she said "hello", and that's when I realised...the voice..….a ladyboy, (how the hell can ladyboys look better than girls???)…She sat down in the empty seat next to me. I said I'm sorry… "are you .a ladyboy?."..she said yes..I said "I'm sorry, I'm not gay". She said "it was ok…I wont bite you, unless you want me to……..Would you like to buy me a drink"…… I thought ok…Jim ….I've never chatted to ladyboy before. I bought her a beer.
She said her name was Paula. She was from Cebu. I told her she was very pretty, I said I thought you were a girl…. She had a lovely smile. I looked at her tits……she saw me..and said they are silicone. She said I'm getting bigger ones. I thought they looked big enough to me.
So we chatted for a while. She had a nose job, cheek implants, liposuction on her tummy, hip implants, I said "Geeze sounds like you have been re-built". She laughed…and agreed
I said "what about you dick", she said "it still works…..I can cum for you if you want"
I said "no thanks…"
Actually I kinda liked Paula…….she had a great personality. She was very open about all kinds of stuff.
I bought some more drinks…we talked and laughed. She told me she had been a ladyboy for about 5 years. She was not dumb...like some of the girls you meet in Manila....she was intelligent and aware of most of the current news in the world.....which was a surprise to me....I liked Paula straight away, she had an easy smile, ...we seemed to connect somehow.....not sexually....more like buddys.
She had a degree in engineering…5 years in Uni..and then never used all that education.
I was amazed. She said she did not like Uni......went through it because of her dad, Worked the 9-5 for an engineering company....she hated it........she told me she was much happy as a girl.....said her mom liked her as a girl, I guess mom always wanted a daughter, but her dad never really accepted.
We chatted for hours I said Paula, "I really liked talking to you in... fact I like you,..... but I have to go"
..it was getting late. The street was looking kinda quiet. And we both were getting a little too drunk. I decided to go back to the hotel.
I leaned over to give Paula a kiss on the cheek. But she put her arm around my neck..and kissed me hard on the lips. She said..."let me stay with you". I said "Paula..I'm not gay". I said good bye.....and off I went.
I wondered if I should grab a taxi to the LA cafe.......but I was too drunk......so I staggered back to the hotel.
I thought Damm...a wasted night....tomorrow everything will be closed.
I was sitting on the bed taking off my shoes ,when there is tap tap on the door. I thought wow, it might be Penny or Trish. I opened the door.....and there was Paula.
I said what are you doing here?.....how did you get past reception?.
.......she asked me could she stay. I said ..no . I told her I was not gay, She said she had nowhere to go.....and not enough money to get home..........she just wanted someplace to sleep.
Ok..I thought.....I said "you have to keep your pants on. OK..and. don't get a hard on" ......she promised. I thought to myself, Jim you've drank about the right amount of alcohol to sleep through anything.
Paula gave me a hug and a kiss.
I went into the bathroom. When I came out she was already asleep. I climbed into bed..killed the lights...and was asleep in minutes.
Next morning I woke up, I had a pounding headache...too much beer..Paula was still asleep....but somehow she had wrapped her arms around me.
I tried to untangle her arms, but she woke up. I said good morning...she replied good morning....I tried to get up....but she was holding on to me. I said..Paula..I gotta go to the bathroom......I went into the bathroom...brushed my teeth, and popped some aspirins for my headache.
I was hoping and praying Paula would be up and dressed and ready to go.
When I came out she was still in bed, she was topless, geeze she had big tits. She said....you helped me, so I will make you cum...I said no thanks.....She said...come on ..I will give you a great blow. I said no, really its ok just to get dressed...I said "I have a hangover", and I would buy her breakfast. Then she pulled down the sheet.....she was naked....and she had an erection....she started to stroke her dick. She said, I will cum for you.
I said Paula "please please don't do that...come on get dressed.....lets get breakfast".
I have to admit...it was a weird thing to see a girl....stroking her own dick. She smiled at me. I said "please can we just have breakfast".
She laughed....and said OK. So she had a shower..and we went to breakfast.
Over breakfast she said..."I bet you got a hard on looking at me"......I had to confess I did.
But it was more the sexuality of Paula.....and her complete openness that was sexy. I said..."I have never seen a ladyboy naked before.....but to see one masturbate.....well lets just say..I will never forget you". She smiled leaned over the table..and kissed me. She said "Jim you are a really nice guy, and I bet I could turn you".....I said "I don't think so".
I said...I'm off to the LA cafe tonight......to find a sexy girl . She laughed..and said..Jim.don't knock it if you haven't tried it. I shuddered at the thought of having sex with a ladyboy. I said "Paula..your a beautiful person. But I would prefer you as a friend, and not a lover".
She smiled..and said "thank you for letting me sleep in your bed last night, I really appreciate it".
I paid for breakfast.....kissed Paula on the cheek..said take care ..and waved goodbye. I walked out into the street and thought....this has been the craziest holidays I have ever had. I was wondering what else was going to happen.
All I wanted to do was meet sexy girls. I hope the LA cafe works out.

Day 2....weird..surprising....don't want a repeat!!

35. Saturday 9th June - Jim's Diary - Part 2

To continue ...

Arrived in Chaotic Manila, Geeze this has to be one of the worst Airports in the world.
Long lines of people trying to get through passport control, almost 1 hour trying to clear immigration, then no indication which luggage belt my suitcase was on, I had to ask one of the airport workers which luggage belt my flight was on….somehow he knew….pointed to No 2..…and walked off. Sure enough there was my luggage slowly going around on number 2 belt, how the guy knew beats me…I could not see a sign or TV information monitor anywhere.

I finally managed to get outside into the heat and the chaos of cars…buses…taxis…and people all jostling for position. I grabbed a cab…..and after what seemed a long time we weaved through the traffic out of the airport into downtown Manila. Every time I get into a cab in Manila at the beginning of a trip ..I get scared to death……the Philippine cab drivers cruise along like there are no road rules….or lines marked on the road…..no turn signals, traffic lights or any other traffic control, but somehow it all kinda works. The cab was a piece of junk……an old Toyota that was well past its use by date, but it somehow it stayed running and we made it to the hotel without hitting anything.

I stayed at the Millennium hotel in Makati. This is a 3 star hotel, it has large rooms, its clean, big comfortable beds, good air-con, No problem with overnight guests, and its 2 mins walk to the clubs on P Burgos street. The only thing missing was a room safe, but you can leave your valuables in the hotel safe at reception (recommended).

My first night I went to the Ringside club……they have girls boxing…..good fun…the girls don't actually get hurt……the boxing gloves are more like pillows, you could bash each other all day with those things, and all you would get is tossed hair.

The club had plenty of girls………but almost no guys. I think there was only about 4 guys there. I thought I could negotiate a good rate for one of the girls….she was a real cute little thing……kept smiling at me all the time…I bought her a ladydrink….and we chatted for a while, she asked me to take her out.…then the momason arrived. I wanted to get her out of there, but the momason would not lower her price, I refused to pay the amount….momason was too pushy… I lost interest and left.

Strange…….In fact the whole street was kinda quiet, all the clubs, I dropped into the Filling Station café for a beer, I asked the waitress why the street was so quiet. She said it was Easter…holy week. Shit, I forgot. She said all the clubs would be closed on Good Friday, Sat and Sunday. She said the LA cafe might be open on Fri night. Damm! this was Wednesday night. So I finished my beer and off I go to the Flamingo club..

It was the same story…...the place was full of girls…..but no guys….amazing. I thought I gotta get a girl for the night..I did not want to waste the evening…and I did not feel like getting a taxi to the LA café.. So I sat in the corner at the back ..where I could watch the stage…the girls all looked bored. They were dancing…but only going through the motions. I thought this would be another waste of time …when two of the girls came over and sat each side of me…the girls were all giggly and fun…I ordered a couple of beers ..and I was enjoying the girls….one was tall, and thin her name was Trish…..the other girl was smaller her name was Penny…She was beautiful….and she had nice size tits.
So I thought….why not two…..Hell Jim, you only live once!. I bought the girls some drinks. To my surprise, the girls ordered gin and later vodka.

As the night wore on ..I could see the girls were getting a little wobbly. If I did not get them out of the club soon….they would just fall asleep in the hotel, It was time to move. I said to the girls……."how about both of you?". They both started giggling….but nodded yes….I thought I better tell them what I wanted. I told them what I wanted.......sex with both.....and some lesbian fun.......the girls giggled a lot, and discussed the idea between them......but nodded yes. Ok deal done. Mamason was willing to deal, I managed to get both girls for barfine of P1000

The fresh air outside the club made the girls even more drunk.......I thought this is just going to be a sleep over. We managed to get to the hotel.....and up to the room.
The girls were giggling and wobbling all over the place. So I said shower.......Eventually they went into the bathroom I could hear the shower running .and lots of laughter from the bathroom. So I decided to join them....I stripped, and climbed into the shower with them........the giggling continued.....but they were sobering up a little. We soaped each other up...and kissed and fondled each other , Eventually we climbed out......and then the girls began drying their hair.........which took a long time.......meanwhile I'm watching the TV and starting to fall asleep on the bed. I was kinda dosing off when they both climbed into bed...so I said...sleep..........sex tomorrow, which was immediately greeted with nods. So we went to sleep. (Note...I gotta work harder to get the alcohol/fun ratio just right)

When I awoke next morning it was 6am the girls were still asleep. I went to the bathroom and drank a large bottle of mineral water and some aspirins, I had some Alka-Seltzer in my wash bag. I found two glasses filled them with water…popped the seltzers in …and returned to bed. Trish woke up first….she looked at me…with bleary eyes, I handed her the water and she drank it all in one hit. Then she gave me a kiss…I told her to go back to sleep. Then Penny woke up…she seem to be a little brighter…she smiled at me, whispered "good morning"….I gave her the other glass of water and seltzer ….she drank it slowly. I said.."go to sleep". Penny slid over to me, put her arms and legs around me and fell asleep with her head on my shoulder.

I woke up two hours later. I was feeling a lot better, the aspirins and water worked….the girls were still asleep. I took the opportunity to get a sneaky look at Penny. I pulled the blanket down to her waist. She was really pretty….nice tits….she was thin, which made her tits look bigger. She had a small face with nice lips, Penny opened her eyes, and caught me looking at her…she smiled and she gave me a kiss. She climbed on top of me and slid up until her tits were in my face. She was all hot and sleepy , I obliged by licking and kissing her nipples. She was waking up and murmuring, and I knew she was starting to enjoy it. She put her hand at the back of my head and pressed my face into her tits.
I fucked penny......she had a nice pussy.....I even manager to get her to suck me.....she was reluctant to open her mouth,..eventually she did. Penny's mouth was small, she was struggling to fit my dick in, I pushed slowly......and she responded....her teeth were pressing in to me a little....but it was soo sexy........I pushed deeper....but she started to gag....so I pulled back.......eventually Penny got the rhythm working....god I thought I'm going to cum in her mouth...it was a huge turn on..watching her pretty face and that beautiful mouth moving up and down my dick, I had to stop before I exploded into her. I pulled out......gave Penny a kiss and said...thank you. She smiled..and said...you too big for me.

I fucked Trish....Penny was kneeling beside me watching. I gently pushed Penny down onto Trish's tits..she resisted and said no, I said go ahead....you will like it, I pushed her head a bit harder, she started to lick and suck Trish's tits. Trish put her arms around Penny's head, she was enjoying it. Trish then she kissed Penny on the lips..a full French kiss, I could see her working her tongue in and out of Penny's mouth..wow
I thought...Trish....you are more lesbian that you think. God what a great sex session........we were exhausted...so we went back to sleep ....... finally woke up a noon...We showered together and dressed. .I brought the girls to the Filling station on Burgos St. for lunch....I noticed Trish holding Penny's hand all the time...I think a lesbian is born...I told them...it was the best sex..I have ever had....they said the same....they said they had a great time, they looked at each other grinning, they really enjoyed it. They wanted me to barfine them again, but , I knew that last night was a one-off.....one of those times you will never get again....you can't repe that kind of spontaneity. After lunch, I said I might see you again...........I gave them P2000 each..and my mobile phone number, They smiled and kissed me...and off they went, holding hands..My guess is Trish will be trying to get back in Penny's pants again tonight.

I'm thinking...thank god for Manila....so far you are better than Thailand, although I still had nice memories of sweet little Irene back in Bangkok, with the those big beautiful eyes and bullet nipples.

End of Day 1.....so far so good.

Jim

Part 3 of my Diary soon.

34. Friday 8th June - Climate Change - Pussy - Futures

Yes , well in the 1970's I was paying U$4 equiv for a Freelance all nighter. Tourist/big spenders were paying U$15 approx (Pesos100) for the same girls. Now , 2007 I pay U$25 and tourist types pay anything from U$40 to U$75 and beyond.

Went to the naturopath/health food shop yesterday and bought some organic rolled oats. Within 7 days it had jumped 50% plus in price. I queried the shop keeper. She said "climate change". You know , cost of living is going to rise heavily with this climate change phenomenon. Petrol , air fares (carbon emissions surcharge) electricity , water , and food prices are about to rise. It seems times are about to get tougher. Tighten your belt time.

For sure the little brown bombers (Filipina's and Thai babes) will hop on the climate change band waggon. Can hear it now .. Me : "how much" Her : "P1700". Me : "thats 70% more than I paid you last week".

Her : "climate change" : )

Better bang for buck now lads.

Do not wait for the "climate change" surcharge on everything , including pussy.

Myself , I am buying a second copy of my new bike. Put it in mothballs and use in 3/4yrs time when first one is looking a bit tatty. I call it buying "futures". I have got two identical copies of watches (one unused) , five of shoes (four unused) , five of sexy trousers (three unused) , twelve of t.shirts (all unused) , on and on it goes. Identical copies of everything I like. To ensure I have same for years to come.

But you can not do the same with the girls. You can not ensure you have the same identical girl 2/3yrs down the track.

Ravage her right now. She will not be the same next time you see her : )

I have done that in the past , eg , Louella , ravaged her like no other babe. No regrets that I do not have her today. No regrets. Whoever came after me got seconds : )

There were others too. Ravaged them until they and myself were truly "fucked".

As one wise man said : "Fuck now , that the season of fucking is yours , and not your inheritors" : )

33. Thursday 7th June - Short Road

Yes well , I am only good for short time. Short time with the girls , and short time for everything else.

Will have to abandon the 'Long Road' account (below , parts one and two) for now.

Lacking motivation. You know, 'Long Road' is water under the bridge , the past , its not today or tomorrow.

I am not one to dwell on the past , and there would be lots of dwelling if I accounted for 30 odd years of whoring : )

I might be able to get back on the Long Road again after a break. Not sure , will see.

32. Wednesday 6th June - Long Road - Pt2

Naturally I can not remember everything. Can only relate experiences that have stuck with me all this time.

So , next morning Ronny took us out to a luxury villa. Same price as hotel , so we said yes. We handed him three weeks rent up front. Mistake number one.

Then Ronny moved into overdrive , delivering chicks to the villa. We had pool parties. One I remember well , wherein a babe jumped in and immediately started to drown. Eddie to the rescue. After she was revived , she admitted she can not swim. Poor thing , just wanted to join in the fun , and didnt want us folks to know she couldnt swim etc. We soon found out : ) Also remember catching Ronny in the toilet with my choice/babe , both of them smoking mary jane (marijuana). Didn't like the idea he was stealing my babe. Also remember , maybe on an another occasion Ronny telling us about 'Alligator Juice' he would purchase for us. Makes the girl horny , he said. Gave him the required amount P100 , a fortune in those days. He said he had a special pharmacy where he bought it. Nice babe came along , I dropped it in her drink , then Eddie and I waited for her to become sexy.

No deal , not sexy , went home early : ) So I said to Eddie , I will finish one vial of the Crocodile Juice too , and see if I get sexy. Well I drank the lot (fool , could have been anything , including urine , looked like it : ) felt sleepy , went to sleep and woke up feeling refreshed. So now , in 2007 I'm thinking , maybe it was some kind of date rape ?

Now Ronny had cunningly got us away from where all the girls were , Ermita. He brought chicks to the place , sometimes six at a time , but for some reason they were not to my liking. Eddie took one and went steady with her. Soon enough she told Eddie she wanted to marry him.

Then the 'owner' of the villa fronts up , and says Eddie can stay , I have to go , bringing too many girls to the place , yet it was Ronny who was bringing them. He also asked for the rent money. We told him "already paid , in advance". He said 'no money'. We approached Ronny , and I forget whatever he said , but for sure he had spent/gambled the lot. One third of my holiday budget down the drain.

We had to pay owner for time spent there and move out immediately , cause Eddie wasn't going to stay and me have to go. Fortunately we had the sense to get an apartelle in Ermita. Ronny was fired , no more Ronny , he'd wrecked my holiday budget , even so , I had a good time on my first trip. Met my first "mousey" in Luneta Park. Those days you could walk around Luneta and chat up girls doing likewise. Nowadays I believe it is too dangerous , muggers and aggressive lady boys have taken over Luneta Park.

Yes , I'd go walkabout at Luneta in amongst the families and hookers. Never returned home empty handed. Also remember securing a mute babe. She did not speak a word. She made up for it in the fucking department : )

Right in the heart of Ermita there was an open air live band disco pick up joint. Hundreds of hookers and non hookers. Directly opposite where La Cafe is located today. Lot of money changers and who knows what on that block of land today. There is a small store there that was doing the same biz all those years ago. Had a chat with owner couple of years ago and she reminisced when Ermita was hopping. She was surprised for me to tell her I used to buy bottled water from her way back then. I told her shop has not changed , and then she knew , yes I was there , all those years ago. Shop was identical to what it was more than 30 years earlier , no improvements , no changes.

Picked up really gorgeous girls at the open air disco , some real honeys , just in from the provinces. There were so many that I got cocky and remember screwing a relationship with one lovely girl. She arrived unnanounced at my apartelle. I innocently opened the door and she saw two girls in my room , started crying and walked away. Went to where she lived , but she would not come out and see me , heart broken. Can you find these 'heart broken' girls today ? Not likely , they have hardened over the years. Survival of the fittest now : ) Eddie stayed in his room fucking , fucking , fucking. Usually the same girl. Myself butterfly .. through and through , right from the start of my mongering 'career'.

Eventually this tour ended. Now , this was not my most exciting trip to the Philippines. What I remember distinctly , Ronny escorting us to the Airport , presumably to pick up a nice tip. Cheek of him , blew one third of my total holiday budget and yet expects a tip. Flips can be cheeky and presumptious , especially if they are pimps. We farewelled him out front of airport and gave him a smile , but no tip. Ronny got his revenge.

We checked our bags in etc and then heard an announcement , which said there had been a threat of a bomb on board our flight , all baggage has to be offloaded and re-examined. Yes , bomb scares way back in those days. This delayed our flight by four hours. We suspect Ronny was at fault , making a dummy call from phone box outside the airport. He was up to it. Perhaps Ronny was the worlds first terrorist : ) It was his way of getting revenge on us for dumping him after the rent fiasco and for not utilising his services ($) thereafter. During our stay , he called at our apartelle , but could see we didnt need him. Being newbies , we let him know where we were staying and then later told him when we were leaving. These sort of things I do not do nowadays : )

Oh , forgot another newbie mishap. Whilst at the Apartelle , Eddie and I went to the Supermarket , spent up big , lots of beer , food and snacks for us and the girls. When we arrived back at the apartelle we exited the taxi , asked driver how much , handed him the money , then expected him to get out and open the boot to access our purchases. Not so , he burnt some rubber and left us standing on the footpath minus hundreds of pesos of groceries , snacks and drinks. Still secure in his boot.

I tell you folks , the flips know a newbie when they see one. Time for them to pounce : )

So my first trip to the Philippines was a mixed bag , but I had got a taste of the Filipina's unique femininity , something that neigher PNG or my homeland could offer.

Femininity is important.

Went back to PNG and reality. That was my first trip to Flipsville , but not my last. Next trip I stayed in Philippines for six months. Possibly my best stay ever. Hope I can remember some of it : )

31. Tuesday 5th June - Venturing down the long Road , aka , Long Road

Long Road :

Absolutely got nothing to do right now , so might as well babble on talking about my early days as a whoremonger.

Started in the early 1970's. There I was in Ranuguri Hostel Papua New Guinea , young , full of testosterone and busily shagging as many ugly PNG monkeys as I could. And this guy shows me a pic of a Filipina he'd met on his recent trip to Philippines. She looked very attractive. I was impressed with the lightness of her skin. Shows you how dark the ones I was fucking were : )

In retrospect she was Filipino average , but the stories Stan told me and then others at the same Hostel enlightened my fire. One guy , quite handsome showed me a pic of a real looker. He had decided to marry a HongKong cat walk model , in preference to this looker Filipina. Told me "Thommo there are two types of Filipina's ... good ones who do not do it and bad ones who do it for a price , and nothing much in between". Well , he was roughly correct then , but times have changed , and fortunately there are less good girls who never do it : )

Then there was another guy in PNG , a real pamookman (fuck anything) who told me more exciting stories and gave me name of a contact (guy) in Philippines who would help me find all the girls I'd ever want. Didnt know at time this filipino guy was a pimp. Dont think I even knew anything about pimps including their existence and m.o. etc. at that time.

So myself and a beefy friend of mine Eddie , hopped on a plane and landed in Manila. Had the name of hotel to stay at : Luneta Park hotel. There the contact was to meet us. Sure enough , whilst we were dining , in walks contact Ronny and introduces himself , big grin on his face. Yeh , big grin cause here were two newbies for him to play with , unbeknowns to us as the time , of course.

Ronny convinces us to move out of Luneta , part of Ermita , and in the heart of all the girlie action , to a distant suburb and apartment , fitted with swimming pool. Rent seemed reasonable , about same as Hotel from recollection. We agree to meet him next day to inspect the apartment.

However , that night Eddie and myself took a walk around Ermita. Wow , wild place those days , seemingly hundreds of gogo bars and other bars. Thousands of girls to choose from. Myself , I do not like striking out on first night , like to settle in first , but not Eddie. He said "gotta get rid of some dirty water". Thats where I picked up that expression and use it to today. Only nowadays , I do not have as much dirty water to get rid of : )

Eddie was quite handsome and the girls always gravitated towards him. I remember sitting at a bar , Eddie surrounded by two girls both manhandling him. Dont know why I had no girl with me , maybe I told them "later" or something like that. Never have liked girls who work for a sex establishment , that is , make a job out of selling sex. I'm still the same today. Freelancers not working for a sex establishment , wannabe whores , girls desperate for some money - yes. But not full time ho's.

Anyway , Eddie selected a bambi looking gal , barfine around P25 if I remember right (Ladies Drinks P4 .. girl expected a tip of P100 next morning) , and we returned to our Hotel , rooms side by side. Somehow I found myself waitering for Eddie and his woman. Bringing drinks , food to their room , both of them in bed. I remember the strange look on the girl staring at me from under the bed covers , as if to say "don't you fuck" ? Maybe she thought I was gay ? : )

Yeh , they are my memories of my first night in the Philippines and Manila in particular. Very quiet slow start. But then things wound up , and I was screwing more girls than Eddie. Tell you about it in the next instalment.

Hope I am in the mood for continuing this extremely long story , covering more than 30yrs.

Sometimes I start something like this and then run out of interest/motivation.

30. Monday 4th June - Shortage of Virgins

Following an increase in suicide bombers there is a shortage of virgins.

On average , a suicide bomber is promised 30 virgins , in the after life. George Bush has been blamed for the increase in suicide bombers and thus shortage of virgins.

No use going to the Philippines. "Out of stock" , they will say.

Although , the filipino 'semi virgin' phenomenon might satisfy demands in the short term.

If you know of any place that has an oversupply of virgins , please let us know. We will pass the info on to the respective authorities.

Thanks.

29. Sunday 3rd June - Bicycles and Babble

Mixed bag today. Bought a bike. Seems I have to use a different gear to get up the hills. Am I getting weaker as I get older ? Seems so.

The bike did not fix my problem : still lost ! : )

Saw on TV these women who have bought a book called 'Surrendering Wife'. In effect they say yes to their husband in respect of all matters including sex. All those interviewed said their marriage was far superior since doing that. A leading feminist said they were living in the dark ages , and what they had does not fit her definitio