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Big Ben has struck ,

.............................. and it's issue No.34

FISHIN FOR FUN .-. 6

HI FOLKS !

Here we go again .... fishin for fun

Only this time Brazil , where the guys 'n gals think of ass (bunda) all the time.

Brazil is Bunda

Daily Diary

No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service

Brazil Bunda

Bunda bunda , ass ass , dat's Brazil !

WARNING !

This is not a "fucky fucky" report/diary. It's also not a Field Report.

It's a personal travel diary , with hopefully occasional 'encounters' explained here and there.

Plenty of sex observations/venues , typical of a pervert/voyeur , are of course included.

Including , might I add , 53 pics of nude women , not : )

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BEFORE ARRIVAL IN BRAZIL

Before the taxi arrived at my house to pick me up , I was thinking to myself : "If Brazil is no good I will try and get airline to agree to an early return home , and then hop on a plane to the Philippines to my little Jungle Bunny friends. Certainly ambivalent about this trip to Brazil , but after a twelve year break , curiosity requires me to at least spend some time checking it out.

Taxi arrives , drops me off at the Station , two blind folks enter the train with their guide dogs , husband and wife (folks , not the dogs : ) Thinking to myself how lucky I am. Can go to Brazil see how it is and return , these folks can not even see their homeland. Sad. We gotta be greatful for what we have got , and forget about what we have not got (big dick , big money : )

Chick enters further up the train line , she's not bad , bit of a tutti frutti , sits opposite me and draws her skirt up her legs a bit. Chinaman next to me cant believe his eyes , such audacity (these white women : ) She gets on the cellphone , rings a guy , and from the conversation I realise she is a University student heading to classes. She tells guy couldnt stay at his place night before cause she was with her girlfriend , but she is going to have a ten day holiday soon and can spend the ten days at his place. He doesnt seem too keen on the idea , he must have said something like : "but I go to work all day". She said that didnt matter she'd go shopping during the day. To cut a long story short , she was trying to impose herself on the guy. He must be a bit of a hunk cause sitting in that seat opposite me she didn't look too bad at all. Forgot to tell you ... as soon as she started talkin to the guy she got excited and fiddled with her dress again , lifting it up and drawing it even further up her legs. Poor old chinaman. Myself , I could see all this out of the corner of my eye. Chinaman didnt bother with such niceties , just stared at her : )

Anyway , think she drew a blank with the guy on the phone. Add to that , when she got up and exited the train I could see she wasnt all that tall and she was a bit thick in the thighs. Explains why the guy was not overly interested , especially when ten days in a row were involved. He must have wanted only a one night stand with her , 'girlfriend' of target got in the way , and now he wishes she never got his cell number in the first place.

So , finally arrived at the airport (No.1) , four hours early for this particular trip. Resetting cameras (2) , playing with laptop , continuing with portugues language etc , then time for plane to take off. In the plane , the 8 hr flight went rather quickly. Switched on movie shows and watched bits and pieces of about ten or more movies. Not one of them sustained my interest , including Borat's flick. That one got a bit simple/corny after a while. Although , I liked Borat's introduction. First words he spoke , were something like : "Hello my name is Borat , I like sex".

Arrived at Airport.2. (name with-held to protect the paranoid : ) and another four hours wait for the next flight. Typed this out , then more Portugues language lessons. By the time I arrive at Airport 3 , I will have been on the road for almost 33hrs. Can't sleep on planes , just can't. Then another 25hrs later , off again to Airport 4 , wait in transit lounge then to final Airport No.5 .. Recife Brazil. Only a Headless Chook would do things this way : )

Don't think I can unwind and sleep on the plane. Will not be able to sleep until I've arrived at Recife , but I am arriving on a Saturday about 5pm , and after a 12yr absence , and it being a Saturday night , and only 3 weeks to check Brazil out , there will be no time for sleep. Immediately on arrival in Recife I'll unpack bags , put on dandy clothes , off to "Shopping Recife" , a big Mall , for Spider and Fly activities , plus purchase of a plastic washing bucket and soap. On return to Hotel soak clothes I wore non stop on flight/s , then out and about again first night , first stop Azuzinho Bar , source of beauties 1995. Will Azuzinho still be there ? Got other joints to hit that night too. Exciting times are ahead of me : )

And yes , the Hotel issue resolved itself. They emailed me night before I left and said they'd received the money and have the room for me.

I have researched and prepared/planned for this trip better than any other trip in my life. Why ? Dont think I will ever be able to return to Brazil in this life time. Maybe in the next life , where I might come back as an 'African' drum , and the Salvador (south of Recife) natives beat the hell out of me : ) So I am trying to get value , especially when going to Brazil is costing me the equivalent of three trips to either Flipsville or Thailand. Gotta get value.

The 25hr stopover was just a case of taking a kip/sleep , showering and back to the Airport again. Yes , I booked into a budget style hostel , sharing a room with another. When I checked in the other guy was not there. Took the opportunity to take a pic of his side of the room. See below. The room was about 2mtrs long by 3mtrs wide , 1mtr separating our beds. Inmate was at work when I arrived , got a nice sleep from 10am to 4pm , he arrived at around 7pm. Boy , if I was an asshole I could have taken all his precious possessions whilst he was at work. Personally , I would not like to return from work to find a complete stranger in my room , but that's what happened to him today.

See the pic below. Imagine living in that rathole , and imagine me paying U$35 for the pleasure of sleeping there. Even so , I paid a deposit to stay in same room on return from Brazil , when I have a 48hr layover , before my same long winded flight back home. Can't be bothered tramping around the streets with 3 bags totalling in excess of 20kgs looking for a better room. Accommodation is hard to get at this 'secret' stopover. On checking out I told the Receptionist guy I'd bring back a brazilian chick for him. He said : "That would be nice" , then a guy behind me called out , "bring one for me too , in fact bring a six pack , six of them for me and my friends". Anglo Saxon woman in background didn't look too pleased. Told the guy I'd bring the chicks with band and music , "we'll have a party in this room" (where woman was) , says I. Guy emptied his beer can and looked excited at the prospects. Funny thing is , lots hear about Brazil but 1. They dont know the negative side , and most importantly , 2. They never go to Brazil. Other people go , but this type of guy never goes. Timid soul , just stays in the same country all his life. Can drink beer , but thats about all. To each his own , so long as he is happy : )

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So , out the rathole accommodation I go , had a feed down the street. Reminded me of a similar place in Davao City , Philippines. Sub standard food. Brazilian food will be better. To the airport , arriving eight and a half hours before the plane leaves. No safe public transport to catch for my 6.25am flight and the taxi is U$70 so early public transport it is for $3. At airport find a nice cosy spot where I can type the above stuff out. Think to myself , "after typing , can lay down and rest in that corner over there". Just as I said that to myself a reasonably attractive american college type girl comes along and says she is going to sleep in that corner. We chatted a bit , I typed a bit , then along came a thin European guy , and he entered our den/zone. I said to him : "Looking for somewhere to sleep ? Sorry we are full tonight , but we'll have a vacany tomorrow night". Shy type. He tells me , with a straight face , he is looking for a power outlet for his laptop. I'll be doing the same when the battery of mine runs out.

It's now 11.30pm , seven hours before my flight takes off. What to do ? Shag the College Student ? She must be hard up for a buck , her flight does not take off until 2pm tomorrow afternoon ! She can't afford a room and maybe can't afford to eat. In other words she is waiting 14hrs at the airport. She might as well make some money whilst waiting for her flight ? For an entree she can suck my dick : )

Off to the Bar/Coffee Shop. Got enough foreign coins to buy a cup of coffee. Had my first beer en route today , first in months. Only one small bottle , that's all. Will wait till I hit Brazil before I start drinking in earnest. Gotta watch out for drugging of drinks in Brazil too. Apparently thats increased since my last visit in 1995. Along with the new 'flavour' .... murdering people for body parts.

Bunda , bunda , ass , ass , here I come. Better get some pics of ass , otherwise you guys will kick my . . .

I must explain ... on returning to the Airport this night , I headed for the same Terminal that I had arrived at earlier in the morning. In the morning I checked out my departure terminal and found it had no facilities , such as table , cof shop , info office and so on. So I went back to the arrival terminal and hung around there until 1.30am when I realised all too late , I was locked in , couldnt leave for my departure terminal until 5.10am. No transportation to get from one to the other , about 10kms away. And , with a combination of walking , catching transfer transport , and then walking quite some distance again , once inside the terminal , it would take a total of 25 mins or more to get to the check in bags area and yet the plane left at 6.20am. If everything went smoothly , I would arrive 5.35am for departure 6.20am. For an International flight , cutting things too fine. Lucky for me I asked a guy , who looked like Airport Security , how I could get to my check in terminal earlier than 5.35am. He turned out to be a construction manager working in the area , and offered to take me in his company car 10kms to my departure terminal. So off we go. I gave him one of my unique gifts with a card. He said he had wife No.3 , a Russian lady , and his 13yr old daughter from that marriage would love the 'unique gift'. I took his email address.

So , about 2.15am off I go with the good samaritan/construction manager , to the departure terminal , arriving about 2.30am. Better than arriving 5.35am for a 6.20am flight. Laptop battery flat , and no power adaptor to fit their power outlets , so back to Portugues language lessons : ) In less than 3 hours my plane takes off for Airport No. 4 then a four hour wait and then to Airport 5 in 2 plus hours , 30 min wait there and then final leg of 8 hrs. This 6.25am take off is the beginning of my Portugues and Brazilian encounters. Air Portugal from this point on. I find flight number has been changed , no mention of my flight on public board. Departure time changed also. Plane left late , 60% empty and arrives Lisbon where I wait in the advertised departure lounge. Public announcement goes up that departure lounge changed. Go to new Gate , and we take an airport bus along the tarmac about 5kms away to our awaiting plane. Bus stops outside plane , but we cannot exit bus , as cleaners have not finished cleaning plane. Twenty mins in bus and we board plane. My planes safety belt was not functioning , got Hostie to replace it. We sat in the plane for 10/15mins waiting for more passengers. Finally everyone arrived , plane 100% full , up and away we go. Getting closer to the target. Someone should send me a medal for suffering this marathon of a trip , all for the sake of pussy , and only observations at that (celibate).

On board there were some interesting observations. As is the way with Brazilians , once the plane is up and away and the 'fasten safety belt' sign is off , they all get up , walk around the plane and talk to anybody. Very gregarious lot. No hot babe came to me and chatted. Did so in flight 1986 , a hot teeny studying in America came and chatted with me. I was 21yrs younger , why wouldnt she : )

Observed what appeared to be a relatively fresh looking brazilian hooker get up from window seat one side , walk around to other side of plane and chat up a foreigner. He seemed surprised and lacking any personality (European ? sorry fella's : ). Actually the Europeans are more suspicious of strangers , so he just listened to the gal , but didnt say much. She bent over , almost touching his nose , smiling , caressing his arm etc , but flat battery , no response from him. She went back to her seat. It was not until our plane arrived in Brazil 8hrs later that she noticed me , her second choice ?

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ARRIVAL BRAZIL

Out of the plane we go. First a queue of about 300 waiting for six Immigration officials to have a look at our passports. I observed some folks bending under the barrier , going forward and starting a new queue , ahead of about 290 people. After 20 mins of waiting , I did the same , jumped my queue and hopped on the end of a new queue with only 3/4 people in it. Got served straight away. They need to enlarge the Immigration area. Out of all proportion to the rest of the airport , so tiny. In baggage area , shortage of trollies , saw people stealing other peoples trollies , so I did the same. My bags were already on the carousel , out I go through Customs and into the huge arrivals hall. No super chicks there to greet me : )

Even so , saw some hot bodies , dark brown babes , much darker than flips. Went to tourist info for a city map etc , then to Exchange , then to Air Portugal enquiry desk. Stood in queue for about 30mins or more , too slow , then I learn 'computer down' etc. Left queue and went outside to a taxi. From arrival of plane to exiting Airport it took two hours. Surprised at the cost of taxi , double what I understood it to be , same trip P150 in Philippines , but equiv of P1,200 here in Brazil. I never pay P1200 for a taxi in the Philippines. Arrive at Hotel and they look in reservation book , no reservation. After a while I get room reserved for me (via email , but no record in their books). This is not the room I originally requested , but at least its a room. Shower , its 24hrs since I left my previous accommodation and then to Airport. To Shopping Mall , taxi expensive again. Inside Mall see a Super Chick , but she does not want to see me. Indifferent. Twenty four hours later , still thinking of her ... d' best.

Objective at Mall .. buy plastic washing bucket and soap. Big Department Store , but no logic/sense. Had to buy bucket upstairs for more than twice the cost back home (small-medium size costing R30/U$15) , stand in a 20 man queue to pay , exit , then walk downstairs , enter same Store again , buy soap and join 40 man queue to pay for soap. No internal access from one level to the other. Have to go through cash registers , and thus buy two times. Back to Hotel in taxi. Cost of taxis added to bucket = total of U$35 for a small-medium sized plastic bucket (made in Brazil). Perving on the Super Chick was worth it : )

Washed clothes I had travelled in the last two and a half days. Going to Salvador in two days time. Clothes will be dry when I return from Salvador. Have to keep room , Carnaval coming , accommodation impossible during this time. Will be back in Recife , 2/3 days before carnaval.

Out the door I go , no time for eating. Tell taxi driver : "Zona Pina" , he gets there , then I say : "Azuzinho Bar" , he doesnt know it , asks around and they tell him "no more , closed". We go to actual site of Azuzinho and yes there is a big wall up , closed. Not only Azuzinho but all bars in that area. Police clean up ? One area in particular , which catered for pretty yuppy types , gone altogether , replaced with a high rise and parking. I cried crocodile tears. Been savouring my return to Azu' for 12yrs ! Most importantly I did enjoy it when I had the opportunity.

Enjoyed the girls at Azu'. Will always remember them. Gostosa/tasty.

Asked driver to park outside Sampa , where there were plenty of U$15 ST freelancers in 1995. Place had been modernised , maybe too early , not one single hooker. Driving around the area lots of pretty girls on footpaths. All of them Transvestites says driver. Parked outside Chatatak and Bamboo , no temptation to enter. Driver claims he has a good place , along the Boulevard (Boa Viagem) , name : "A Finita". Two VW Kombi buses parked on Boulevard selling hot food , beer and people congregating around. Did not impress me , most folks looked constipated. I decide to take initiative and request Patio de Sao Pedro in Recife itself , promoted in Lonely Planet. Arrive and realise I had been to this same place in 1986. Live band on big stage , folks dancing , drinking. All in front of a Church. Lots of churches in Recife , but few people attending them. Only for births , weddings and deaths. They might as well do the wedding and death ceremony at the one time. Same thing .. weddings 'n death : )

This Sao Pedro spot was in the ok category. Driver was ordering beer and food on my behalf all the time. Had to get message across to him , I am the one who orders , especially when he is getting the wrong beer and also food I dont want to eat (yet pay for). Presumptious. The males are presumptious bossy types if you let them be. Have never experienced that with the servile brazilian girls though.

Off to my next request , also in Lonely Planet : Rua Bom Jesus. He takes me to Rua da Guia , same area as described in Lonely Planet , it seems. Well that was the one. Lively young spunks , music , cheap piss (beer) and opportunity to fuck. All out on the street. Some small bars with music inside but most folks sitting outside on the road and footpath , enjoying sea breeze and observing each other , like me. See below , pic of folks I met :

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If you go to that area , do not expect too much. Happened for me , might not happen for you. Next time I go there might be 'dead'. Stuff like that happens.

Around 1.30am driver tells me "we are going home , back to Hotel" , he is going to drop me off. I tell him I'll pay him , not going back now. Pretend to need his services in future , take his calling card , pay him , away he goes. Best time happened after he left. Sitting there with a fat , grubby looking taxi driver did not endear me with the tidy fresh looking people sitting at tables around me. Once he had gone , folks moved in and chatted with me. In particular a guy with his sexy sister. She had blonde hair and light skin. A product of the Dutch Colonization of this particular part of Recife hundreds of years ago maybe. She had a bit of a 'dutchy' look. Certainly sexy , thats for sure. She's the one above I call 'Dutchy'.

Then friends of theirs joined in, especially a very dark curly haired sexy girl. Definitely 'African' type. All smiles , guys (3) and girls (2). I took lots of pics of 'african' girl but they did not turn out. Had wrong settings on camera. Did not realise this until I got my first opportunity to transfer shots to laptop next day. What you see on camera monitor is not what you get. What you see on computer is what you get : )

One of these guys said out quite aloud , in the presence of african looking babe "she is not a prostitute". It was all friendly stuff , no aggression whatsover. I suppose he said that cause lots of foreigners presume a black girl without a job will fuck for money. Maybe he wanted his sister to get the money instead : )

I was there with them , until 4am. They would walk down the street 20mtrs , dance then return , all the time. Not once did they try to con me or ask for drinks etc. Not once. Decided to keep them and their girls for another day. I regard them as 'contacts' and will find something (chick) even better through them (hopefully : ) Have email address of 'dutchy' will send them copies of pics on return from this trip.

Daily Diary

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Back at hotel , cant remember what I did , but woke up 10am , had free breakfast , washing of clothes , transferring and editing pics etc. Quiet day , drank a lot of beer last night , a lot. But no hangover , amazing cause I had not eaten since exiting plane. Didnt eat anything taxi driver ordered night before. His food didnt look too bright to me. Impatient , caught taxi to bus terminal P1000 plus equivalent , same trip Philippines P250. Bought luxury bus ticket for Salvador , departing 6.30pm tomorrow night , Monday. U$30 , not bad for a 900km trip. Returned to Hotel on train , cost Pesos15 equivalent. Taxi driver was keen to take me back (round trip) for a discount equiv to P600 but I declined. Train was much quicker than taxi , and a more direct route. Driver told me he has been divorced two times "never get married" he says. Tell me about it , I have never been married : )

Early in the evening went for a walk , checking out nearby 1995 spot , it was dead .. Sunday. At least it was there. Then walked to gasoline station to buy a telephone card , gotta ring Salvador Contact tomorrow morning and inform him of my arrival time (ETA). Nice having someone to meet ya at bus terminal. Hope this guy (F) is not presumptious and bossy. If he is , I will soon dump him.

Went to sleep 10pm after eating two packs of biscuits. Respectable looking eating places closed on Sunday. No excitement tonight , recovering from marathon trip , from my house back home to Brazil. Up out of bed 12 midnight. Type above out , fiddle with camera etc , did not go back to sleep.

Bed bugs have eaten me , think it was previous 'Rat Hole' (see pic above) that did that , not Recife Hotel. Will find out tomorrow morning , when I wake up (bugs again ? : ) Management of Hotel returns to work tomorrow morning. Gotta sort out credit. Looks like they ripped me off on exchange rate (room deposit = half of total bill , 23 day stay , substantial money involved). Then phone Salvador guy 'F' and advise ETA , eat at favourite Recife spot 1995 ... is it still there ? Jerk myself off , then on the bus to Salvador : ) After fraternising with 'dutchy' and 'african' I am getting horny. Shame , shame , I am supposed to be retired and celibate by now. Does a 'true blue' Monger ever retire ? : )

6.30am downstairs to free breakfast , then walk to Long Shin my favourite por kilo self serve Restaurant (1995) , just to see if its still there. Will eat there later on in day. But gone , not there anymore. Walk around a bit more , introduce myself to coco gelo man outside hotel. Bought him lots of beers 1995 but he does not remember me. Won't buy him anymore : ) In 1995 I promised hotel employee and stamp collector by the name of 'Leal' that I would bring him some stamps when I return. So over the 12yr period I casually collected stamps for him and now have returned with a big bag of stamps for him , but of course he is not working at the Hotel anymore. Thought it worth a try. Would have been embarrassing if he had been here and I did not bring stamps. Embarrassing for me , but dont think he would have remembered my promise anyway. Had a chat with hotel Accountant , yes they have ripped me off U$70 on the exchange rate (deposit room). Honest Brazilians ? Don't bet on it.

Had a chat on the phone with F , my Salvador contact. He seems to understand my Portugues and says he will be waiting for me tomorrow at Rodoviaria (Bus Terminal).

Negatives ... No : 1. Azuzinho (chicks) gone 2. Leal (stamps) gone 3. Verandah/Spider Fly at Hotel gone 4. Long Shin Restaurant gone 5. Americano Andrew (died) 6. Favourite hotel room not avail. Had to accept inferior substitute. I've overspent 60% on my daily budget already and yet I haven't hired a woman. Amazing , money just disappears in Brazil. Cost of taxis does not help.

Positive happenings : Rua da Guia has potential , and its a new experience for me. Contact 'F' in Salvador seems confident and ready to go.

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I am staying in Brazil. Airlines will not let me fiddle with return dates. Brazil is ok so far , but not brilliant. Walking around town this morning hundreds of girls going to work but not one looker , not one. There is a shortage of 'lookers' in brazil , 8.30am in the morning , anyway. They are here , but they are not on every street corner. More , per head of population , in Thailand and Philippines , thats for sure.

9.30am now. Two hours sleep last night , so back to sleep , get fresh for 900km bus trip to Salvador. Takes almost 14hrs to get there. Might fly on return trip , fuck the expense : )

Been having lip problem for a few days now. For first time put on my glasses and had a close look in the mirror. It looks like herpes. I have been sneezing quite a bit , got it from fellow passengers in planes. So now herpes simplex , aka , 'cold sore'. Tramped around the streets for ages looking for Pharmacies , found only two or three and none of them offered me anything for cold sore. Lack imagination this lot , dumb , thick. They looked at cold sore but came up blank. Walked back to Hotel , got portugues dictionary and found portugues word/expression for cold sore , returned to pharmacy and got the medicine. Discomfort from lip started to recede almost immediately. Wouldnt get any chicks with the lips I had. Didnt look pretty (cold sore).

Packed bags , went to Bus Terminal and arrived with only few mins to spare. Hop in bus , about to take off and I think of Salvador and the interesting pics I will take there. Then "camera , camera , where the hell is the camera". Both of them locked in big bag back at hotel. I had a quick think , "no , not going 1000 kms / 14hrs and not take pics , not doing that". Out of the bus I go , back to ticket office they change departure date and I return to my hotel. Rang contact F and explained will be arriving a day late. Whilst talking to him , my telephone card expired. Walked 500mtrs to a joint bought another one , returned and finished conversation with F. Long distance phone calls in Brazil are not cheap. Cost less in my home country. F did not seem too happy about the delay. Hope he is easy going , otherwise he will get the flick.

And yes , I have been bitten again elsewhere on my body. Obviously bugs are in my Recife Hotel room.

Its a Monday night , catch taxi to Rua da Guia to have couple of quiet beers. Get there and place deserted. All shops shuttered up , not even a dog or cat walking around the streets. Abandonded. Taxi driver says "nothing , M to W Recife". Only action Thurs - Sunday. Back to Hotel. Walk to a rough joint brazilian guy pointed out last trip 1995. Its grubby , people are grubby and mostly overweight , 90% males. Sit down , no one serves me , off I go to a better place saw earlier in the day. Some respectable looking chicks at this place , and joint clean. Sit down , order beer , order pizza : cheese , tomato , onion. No problem with language explaining that one. Pizza arrives cheese and onion only. Waiter sends it back , returns with only three tiny pieces of tomato on it. Shit , will anything go right for me (FFF6) ...... : )

After first bottle of beer and beginning of second I tell waiter to ask an 8/10 girl , sitting with girl friend two tables away , if she'd like another bottle. She and her friend had already drunk one bottle of beer. I asked waiter three times but he would not ask her. Apparently he knows she is married or doesnt like foreigners or what. Of all the girls there , not one , not one , looked at me , not one. Getting a blank from Brazilian girls. Pay my bill and return home empty handed. Two days and three nights .... nothing happening , except for Rua da Guia , previous Sunday night.

Forget Brazil fella's , forget Brazil : ) Grubby , expensive , indifferent ..... dats Brazil.

Now the Hotel toilet is not flushing. What else can happen to screw up my tour ? : )

I've only got two more bullets left .... Salvador and Carnaval Recife.

At the rate I am spending , better see if I can get a cash advance on my credit card today. Target bank (Citibank) is in same area as Rua da Guia , where Dutch Colonial architecture reigns. Might wander around there before it gets hot. Interested in old architecture.

Have brekky , cash up , wander around Antigo area , siesta , then long bus ride to Salvador. After Salvador I will have only one bullet left.

Had brekky , getting difficult to fill up , identical food every morning. Guy sneezing whilst I am trying to eat. Out of there and to elevator , guy stepping out of elevator sneezes in my face. Everyone sneezing. Go back to room and have another look at my face , not good. No wonder the girls are not looking at me : ) Might take 2/3 more days to get rid of cold sore/herpes. Reception Desk tells me bank does not open until 10am. Shit things are going slow. Dont think there is any chance of this trip picking up. There will be some excitement , but sex with nice girls ? .... doubtful. At least I will have satisfied my curiosity. Brazil has not got any better , possibly its got worse.

In Salvador gonna get some postcards and write on them : " Having a great time ? , Wish you were here ? " Prepare them for my long face when I return : )

Down to the bank I go , and whilst waiting for it to open , take pic of nearby Rua Bom Jesus , street nightlife drinks scene. Not impossible to pick up girls here , but need different m.o. , they are not prostitutes , although some prostitutes operate not far away in cantina's. Very close to 'Jesus' is Rua da Guia , where I visited couple of nights ago. Also possible to pick up a fuck there , but like 'Jesus' not so fast , need patience (cookie in oven approach). Worth waiting for. Much better fucks than the whores. Will try Bom Jesus and Guia again on return from Salvador. That area and Carnaval is my only hope , before I take the long trip back home : )

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Bunda , bunda , ass , ass. In six hours time my bus leaves for Salvador. I expect to see some ass there : )

At the bank , an English speaking babe tells me to wait at a specific spot on the counter. I see above me , at this stop , there is a sign which indicates that I am at the spot where folks are : 1. pregnant or 2. hard of hearing , or 3. on a walking stick , or finally , 4. in a wheel chair. This counter is called "preferential" but I wait ten mins or more and no preferential treatment. Another girl comes up to me on my side of the counter this time and informs me the only way I am going to get money is via their ATM machines and thus leads me to one. I asked her to show me , cause I did not want to lose my card (and I did not want to lose her , an attractive english speaking babe). Told her "give you ten percent for helping me". She liked that one .. smiled , wriggled her body. Got money , and so she then walks away nodding 'no' (doesnt want 10%). I said I will send it to her , she smiles and walks on.

Back to my room , shower etc make sure camera's are in my bag this time. To the bus terminal on the train. Fair number of nice legs today. They wear extra tight jeans. Not the trouser type. Tight starting above the knees or tight starting above the ankle. Extra tight illustrating their great shape. Reasonable faces to match those legs today. They have better legs than Thais and Flips. Those braz's with good legs , that is. Many braz babes have thick/fat thighs , not good legs at all. A braz with good legs will beat a Flip/Thai with good legs because their legs are longer , and they have more ass. Confuscius says : "longer legs means longer wait" (for fuck).

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SALVADOR

Bus arrives , we take off half hour late and fifteen mins into trip have to change buses. Made up time and arrive Salvador on schedule but no 'F' to greet me. Eventually I ring him and he tells me he'll be there in ten mins. F arrives , I sit him down and assess him. Ask him pertinent questions , and find out he's married with two kids and works at night as a taxi driver. Great , how is he going to accompany me and show me non tourist type bars/ hangouts at night if he has to drive a taxi at night to support his family ? Foreigner who recommended him didnt tell me F has to work at night.

OK , F says he has no accommodation for me in Pelo' area , but friend has apartment at right price. But I dont want to be stuck in an apartment miles away from the action , and so I lead him to Pelo' and Hotel Sol Sao Francisco (1986 experience) and find of course its no longer there , a Post Office has replaced it. Then to Cantina da Lua (1986 again) and it has been converted into a restaurant. Drinking is now downstairs , and outside , at ground level. Favourite restaurant (also 1986 experience) was my next call , but it is being demolished and rebuilt.

I tell you , Pelo' is choc a bloc of tourists. There are more tourists than locals. In 1986 we tourists were definitely a tiny minority , now the locals are the minority and German , Italian , Brazilian tourists are by far the majority. Bit of a struggle to find accommodation , but got one place for 3 nights then another place for the following 3 nights , both in the same street and only 30mtrs apart. Not cheap for what they are , but tourist season and Carnaval just days away. Then I walk around a bit and realise tourism has taken over. Its no longer a historical and cultural place , its just a cattle yard of foreigners.

Avoided F on this first night. Need time to think how I am going to do biz with him and also need time to get my head clear after all that travelling. If he is with me all night , how can he earn money for his family ? I explained to him via email before I came to brazil what I am looking for. He says he has just the right area and places , viz , non tourist spots where a guy can find a cute fuck for modest prices , and/or freebie girl friend types (shopping next day). OK I will go with him tomorrow night and see if he is on the ball. I've already asked him how much he takes in a night (cash flow), now I'll ask him how much he pays in rental for car , then I have an idea of his profit for a night. Dont think he will wake up to what I am on about. Once I get the rental fig then I will tell him "so you make approximately R$ per night" and have him by the balls. If the places he takes me to are not relevant for my needs , then I'll have to think whether or not to retain his services. If he is intelligent and takes me to the right places I will assess the cost/value of his services. If necessary I will get him to do a grande whore tour this coming first night , write down all the places , then go to those places following nights by myself. Compared to Thailand and Philippines , Brazil is expensive. Gotta watch my spending.

Now I have a chance to sleep for the first time in 23hrs. Slept 6pm - 10pm. Didnt sleep on bus , can't. Showered , out the door I go minus my watch and leather bag (security reasons). Surprised , street abandonded , then find some streets with small pockets of folks drinking , music etc. It's wednesday night , an off night , tomorrow night will be better. After a walk around , park at Cantina da Luna next to footpath. Small number of hookers pass by , none up to my standards. So far , in Brazil , I have been a spectator , no one chatting with me , no chicks looking at me. Its like I am a ghost and nobody can or wants to see me. Exception : Rua da Guia in Recife. Lovely sea breeze at 'Lua' (Salvador). We are elevated , other parts of city are below us. The sea breeze is coming from down below. In 1986 local acoustic musicians at Lua , 2007 , recorded shit disco music. Shame , but ones gotta go with the flow , squeeze that lemon and get a lemonade (drink) where possible.

Then an attractive hooker comes along the footpath and lo and behold she looks me straight in the eye ! Don't look at me babe , I am a ghost , no one looks at me. Almost immediately the guy with her says in english : "Mr , my sister". And just as quickly I nod my head 'no' and wave 'goodbye'. Pimps in Brazil ? Now , I was told in 1986 that pimping is illegal and there are no pimps in brazil. Another new development in the last 21yrs ... pimps ?

I remember now in 1995 , things happened slowly. I had plenty of money and plenty of time then and so went with the flow and scored some nice ones. Maybe it will still happen , that is , nice "non whore" types sucking my cock ? Even if there is no sex , I am enjoying myself. I've escaped Planet Earth and am now on Planet Brazil. Memories from here will keep me going for months back home. (I hope : )

A group of tourist girls sit not far from me. Not attractive and they are drinking water. Forget : ) I find in Salvador the tourist girls do look around , to see if there are any fucks for them , but not the local brazilian girls. About 1am the recorded music improved , more brazilian , and the foreigners have gone home , some brazilians arriving. Braz's are all nighters .. they go the distance. A good looking hooker then passes by , a bit drunk , jigging up and down , but she does not recognise me. I don't exist. Two pimps with her too. Had a chat with the brazilian lovers next table to me. Well , its a lovely sea breeze , there is mini hooker traffic , but not much else , decided to go home. Got a big night tomorrow night , hopefully. There's a lot riding on tomorrow night ... Agent 'F'. Any excitement tomorrow night or lame ? That's d' question.

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Next day , pay visit to No.2 accomodation and pay for room. Folks arriving in truck loads for carnaval. Rooms getting more difficult to reserve. Then to lower level of city , think they call it "Baixo". Find Citibank , withdraw another R$1000 , cashing up for Recife Carnaval. Internet says they run out of money just before , during and shortly after Carnaval. Will go to the Well (atm) one more time when I arrive in Recife , so that I have got plenty of cash to go with the flow. Had a walk around 'downtown' (Baixo) , went to tourist market place , interesting potential freelance spot there , with lovely sea breeze and view of yachts moored. Problem is , they dont open at night. Then come across rows of mini cantina's , fit 3/5 guys only. They call them 'Boxes' each has a number , eg , Box 12 etc. Its written in English. They certainly are boxes. See Pic :

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Bought x 3 el cheepo t. shirts , right colour, right artwork on em. Will prance around Philippines with them on. Its an advert to the guys : I've been to Salvador Brazil , get off your fat ass and go there : ) Yes , I am starting to be happy. Think I have unwound from all the travelling , starting to pick up the rhythm , fit in. Now that I am more relaxed things might start to happen. Chicks can pick up on an uptight or tired looking guy.

On returning to my accommodation , came across an 8 babe. She was entering elevator with me. The elevator that takes me back up to elevated part of city. We entered elevator together. She's got the lot ,face , boobs , ass , legs. Cool , she is cool. A real cool customer this one. Gave me a 25% look , I thought on exiting she might give me a chance but no , she trotted off in a different direction , ambling along , shakin dat ass. Cool , she was cool. Hot , I was hot .... for her. Watched her ass and legs disappear into the distance. When will I get recognition ? : )

Stopped at Cantina da Lua for a Guarana. It's a magic non alcoholic drink , magic. See pic below.

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I see that guy (pimp) and his 'sister' are at C. Lua. Looks like they hunt 24/7. Exit C Lua , back to my room. Great acoustic music wafting in through my window from down below somewhere 10am-2/3am (14/15hrs). Love the brazilian music. Same music lullabied me to sleep previous night. Must find out where its coming from.

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PIC above ..... As I lay on my bed (107) , lovely music wafted through that window. Award winning pic , dont you think ? : )

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OK , its 5.45pm , gotta shower , eat , and then F is calling 8pm to get the show on the road. The second last bullet in my chamber. After this one , its Recife Carnaval for my last chance to pull something off. But first bullet number one ... F and me , whoring touring Salvador .. tonight.

WHORING TOURING - SALVADOR

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TWO STEPS BACKWARDS :

Only one bullet left now , last night was a big disappointment.

F arrived 45mins late. First stop bus terminal to buy ticket for Recife next week , but we are too late Office closed. If F had come on time I would have been able to buy a ticket.

Then F takes me on extremely long rides in his taxi (no meter). Very big city , Salvador , brazils first capital city. By the time we finished the reconnaisance , I'd got the impression we'd gone hundred/s of kilometres achieving nothing. If the meter was on I'd be broke. F took me to the wrong places , where middle class folk drink and whore. Those girls go with brazilian guys not foreigners. They don't need our money and they certainly would not tolerate anyone who can not speak College level portugues. I kept commenting that the places he was taking me to didnt need my money , that I need to go to places where girl does not have money and so fucks for money. I dont think he had such places in his portfolio , yet such places must exist.

Amongst others he took me to a place talked about on the Internet : Aeroclube Mall/Plaza. Why they called it that , I don't know , but its a meat mall , where large numbers of hookers hover , they say. They should call it 'Fresh Meat' , but then I suspect the meat is not so fresh. Will have to think of another name : )

I told F to move on , not to park taxi and go inside , putting the pressure on him to come up with the kind of places we talked about before I arrived in Brazil via email , and talked about again when I arrived in Salvador. If we parked at Aeroclube he'd get it too easy. I can check Aeroclube by myself , everyone who surfs the internet knows the place.

However , F got very close to my target 'audience' on his last call , but its a hell of a long way from where I am staying. And has a dead end (road) nature about it. Its called : "Zona Urbana , Cidade Baixa". Tables and chairs (always plastic : ) along the beach front/promenade. Going on the houses and the few people I saw there , on this a Thursday night , its a mixture of : 'bottom feeder' , lower working class and medium working class people , who might need rent money or whatever from time to time. The problem that night .. very few people out and about. Hundreds of tables and chairs but only a handful of people , yet it was Thurs night , supposedly the beginning of nightlife action for any week. But no action this night.

The small number of people who were sitting around looked like potential targets , that is , in need of money. I am thinking , all those chairs are most probably occupied on the weekend when the lesser endowed (wealth wise) folks come to the beach. Friday and Saturday night should be busy there , but its at the end of the world. I can get a taxi in (cost me) but how do I get out when I want to get out ? But yes , I have to check it out without my good intentioned friend F. We were together 4hrs talking exclusively in Portugues. My throat got sore from talking so much. From time to time I wanted him to shut up. Was tired of trying to make myself understood and tired of trying to understand him. Wanted silence , but he is not the type to be silent. He is a talking machine , and my brain had no rest from trying to work out what he was saying all the time.

Around 12.30 midnight he parked his taxi outside Cantina da Lua , we drank about 8 small bottles of beer. Took pic of couple of hookers who were zero-ing in on me , then he went his way , I went mine. If it wasnt for the discovery of Zona Urbana last night would have been a total disaster. But it was still a disaster. Gave him R$100. I asked him about profit as a driver earlier on , and he said he averages R$1/150 profit per night. So gave him 100 (U$50) , end of story.

Told him I will sleep next day , not young etc. Not true (re sleep) , but want a break from F. He is actually a well meaning , sincere guy , but he doesnt seem to be able to dig up the kind of places I am interested in. And talking portugues non stop for four hours , that's an ordeal , I tell you. See below pic of Hookers at Cantina da Lua , zeroing in on weary me. I'd had enough trying to understand F , at 1am in the morning didnt want to start up all over again with a new lot , and grubby ones at that :

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PIC above ..... Hookers at Cantina da Lua. Sorry , enhanced pic too much , washed out look. Otherwise everything too dark , you wouln't see anything : ) This is what you'll see time and again in Salvador , grubby B grade hookers like these ones. They had sad faces , I asked them to smile , otherwise pic would have been worse. After pic they asked me for a drink each (U$3 total). Naturally I agreed .

Then I went to toilet , asked F to explain to hookers during my absence , that I am not young , and nowadays am only a spectator : ) "Save face" for them (if only they had one : ) They were not too happy when I returned from the toilet. They then knew , no $ forthcoming from me. And of course , no more smiling. $3 for a smile , everything costs , especially when dealing with hard cores : )

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So , only one more bullet left .. Recife , Carnaval and Rua Bom Jesus/da Guia type street scenes. Ever the optimist I think something is going to happen before FFF6 comes to an end.

Salvador seems to have no Metro (train) service. Hard to navigate by bus , you have to know the city , ie , where to get off etc , which leaves taxis and the big distance from place to place , resulting in expense. Eats into the budget too much. To get a looker hooker you'd have to pay R$2/300. In my opinion they are not worth it , no heart. Good bodies and faces (R$200/300 babes) but no heart. And no English ! No chance of a GF experience. For masochists only : )

So , what can I do now ? Cause of impending Carnaval , I had to pay six nights accom in advance. Three days one place , three days another = R$330 (U$165). First place kicking me out after three days (Carnaval bookings). Second place kicking me out after three days also (Carnaval bookings). Add to that factor , I can not return to my home country early. My air ticket does not allow it. So will try and stay in Salvador 4/5 more days , then to Recife where I have a room and Carnaval , plus Dutchy and Africa type of scene.

A disaster. This trip so far is a disaster. Exception : potential of Rua da Guia and Rua Bom Jesus (Recife). Today my exciting (?) programme is : Send postcards at post office ("Having a great time , wish you were here" : ) ; Confirm via email still got room in Recife , then buy bus ticket to there. Tonight I will try either or both Aeroclube Meat Mall and Zona Urbana by myself. I've had most success in life by myself. Agents/Contacts are great if ya 'gel' with them and they know what you want and know where to get it. Nice guy as he is , F does not fit into that category : )

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Curiosity.

You remember I said on the NEW page , before I embarked on this trip , FFF6 is all about satisfying curiosity , that is , answering the questions in my mind : What has happened during my 12 years absence from Brazil ? Have I been missing out on something ? Answer : No , I have not been missing out on anything , other than big expenses , frustration and grubby looking b. grade hookers. Still , its a nice escape from Planet Earth , but sexcapade or even voyeuristic , it is not , so far.

Back to the basics : Philippines and Thailand , much better , no doubts about that. Now I play the waiting game. Waiting for my plane back home , unless of course a miracle happens. I'd better start praying : ) Shit happens , I know that. Had a fair share of it on this trip already. But do miracles happen ? Stay tuned. You will be the first to know.

Next day , r 'n r , from F.

Silence , beautiful silence. Can hear myself think now. Bought a map , tourist office does not supply street maps ... "you have to buy them" says tourist guy. Well either tell me where to buy them or sell them to me yourself. He could do neither. Twenty four hours later found shop selling street maps. Not brilliant ones , but better than what I had (nothing). I see on the map , the Meat Mall/Market (Aeroclube) is yonks from where I am ... about Pesos 1500 equivalent to get there in a taxi , and another 1.5 on return. P3000 down the drain in taxis to visit one place alone. Zona Urbana would cost about the same. P6000 to look at two joints tonight ? ! Please send your donations to the usual address : )

Did my other little chores on shopping list , including purchasing the bus ticket , then had a couple of Guarana's at Cantina da Lua , hooker decided to park at table next to me. I would classify her C. To think that guys actually fuck scruffy ones like her. Then ate at Lua's por kilo restaurant upstairs. Not bad food , better than Recife , now that Long Shin has gone. Eating chocolate biscuits in Recife for food ... yuk ! One of my priorities when I get back to Recife , find a por kilo place with decent food. It's there , just gotta find it.

Siesta , then up off bed , freshen up , shower , check laptop info taken from Internet (nightlife). Wander around the safe areas of Pelo' , drink a couple of beers to get me in the right mood before launching an attack on the Meat Market (Aeroclube) around 9/10pm. One thing I can say with confidence .. Brazil beer does not give me a hangover. Not once have I had even a minor hangover. Gotta give Brazil credit for that one.

Sex scene observations/voyeurism , is lacking in Brazil. Outside of sex , Brazil is an intriguing observation , but sex seems to be absent. Bunda , bunda , ass , ass. Where is it ? Hope they clean their asses properly too , cause they are a pretty grubby looking lot. For sure I wont be putting my stick into any of their asses : )

It's a Friday night , surely Salvador will put on a show for Thommo ? : )

I know this Diary sounds like a whinge , but that's how it is , and not how you or I would like it to be.

I dislike hype. No hype in my Diaries : )

Stay with me , good things are going to happen.

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TWO BULLETS , not one.

Yes well the situation has changed dramatically , absolutely dramatically. Back to two bullets in the chamber. The day started out inauspiciously , warmed up , then got hot and stayed hot. Here is how it happened :

Exited Command HQ No.107. It's a Friday and the streets are crowded. Seem to be some pretty ones out and about too. Friday is the day for them to make money ?

To accommodation No.2 where I have got a room for three days. Check , it's still ok for me to move in Sat. After those three days at No.2 its back to Recife for Carnaval and pay for the room there too. Paying for two rooms at same time increases expense but Carnaval time is not a time to take a gamble on accommodation. So I paid in advance before I left Recife for Salv. The Lady at No.2 is very sweet and helpful. I used her computer/internet and no bad news from Recife Hotel. Looks like they are still holding the room for me. Should do , I paid in advance : ) Lady (owner) at No.2 is sweet like a carnation , so we will call her 'Carnation' or 'C' for short. I ask her about a Barbeido (Barber) and she says she will personally take me to the place , show me where it actually is. Sweet , but not necessary. On my insistence she gave me instructions instead , and I found it easily.

Typical ancient run down building. Inside there is one barber cutting hair and two other guys playing acoustic guitars and singing. One of guitarists , tall guy asks me if I want a hair cut , I say yes , he puts the guitar down , I hop on barbers chair and find it rocks back and forth like a wild horse. Thought I was going to fall over backwards at first. TG (tall guy) looks a bit like Borat and certainly sounds like Borat. His speech is very similar to Borat , very similar , plus he has that crazy smile all the time and body language of the Borat type. I saw Borat d' movie for the first time on the plane to Brazil , now he is my barber ... great ! TG tells me he has a son from a french woman and the kid is living in France. Has kids photo on display in front of me and pic of french woman/mother of kid on wall. Yeh , well I dont think she would get a fuck in France , lucky her , Borat fucked her : ) and many times apparently.

Whilst cutting my hair and talking , the other guy continues on playing guitar and singing , so whilst cutting my hair , Borat joins in , full voice , like an opera singer , smiling all the time. Singing Barber .. great , never experienced that before. See pic below.

Gave him my 75c special gift. Hair cut R$5 , gave him R$10 for the hair cut AND entertainment. Great hair cut , great. Getting fine tuned for Aeroclube tonight. Shook hands with Borat d' Barber and his friend , then outta there to Cantina da Lua , ie , 'Lua'.

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PIC above ..... Borat d' Barber (standing with scissors in hand). See story above. Singing barber , laughs and smiles all the time. French de facto wife , acoustic live music (played by barber and also customers) inside the shop. What a place. Most entertaining barber shop ever.

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Cantina da Lua :

Arrive at Lua and find the C grade hooker still sitting at the same table she was 6 hours ago. By now she is a bit drunk and surrounded by three European looking guys. Gang bang tonight ? Then she is joined by another hooker , a little bit attractive , give this next one a B rating. C grade has no hope now , guys get B to sit amongst them. Goodbye C. Then a little later B transfers to chair near C , ie , right next to me , she touches me a little , think it was intentional and says 'excuse me' in English. I do not give her recognition , cause once you give em an inch they take a mile. Then prob of getting rid of them , and so on. Must be she thinks the Euro's are cheap charlies , otherwise she would have stayed where she was. B continues to try and gain my attention. Is it the "lonely lamb" appeal , ie , I am sitting by myself , better target than three guys sitting together ? Or do I look like an old fool ? Some more hookers arrive , one a B plus/minus , if you know what I mean. Not quite a B plus , so 'minus' added on to final rating. Lua was never like this before. Its a Friday , things are warming up , but these hookers are not in my league. I would not dip my dick in any of them.

Taxi to Aeroclube , shit its a hell of a way there , mainly cause of one way traffic I suppose , or maybe driver just takes long way. Will check that out next time , cause can see on map he took longest possible way. Forty plus bucks on the meter (P1250 approx). We passed through Barra area on the way and it looked very lively. Earlier in week with 'F' seemed middle class people , tonight not so much. Maybe a prospect too ? Anyway its Aeroclube right now.

I walk around the entire Aeroclube 'Mall' , but did not enter any place. Next time I will try and understand what Aero' is. Seems eats , dance places , some free public music spot/s with facility for dancing. First to their toilets , impressed , plenty of space and spotlessly clean. It's too early for disco , so I take a Spider and Fly (SF) spot in front of live band. Every girl entering and leaving has to pass by me. There are two guys to my right , doing precisely what I am doing , assessing them as they pass. Typical brazilians they bad mouth the girls as they pass , ie , they call out to them and tell them they are pretty whatever , but in a rough way. On one occasion , one of these guys clapped as a 'looker' passed by. He added some 'rap' to his clap. More likely he added some 'crap' to his clap : )

There was another guy , he had the top spider and fly spot. He initiated conversation with me , in broken english. I immediately classified him a con man. Reminded me of Filipino con men , same approach. So , gave him the flick. Not long after that he got up and left the area. Great , I grabbed his spot. Now for the first time I am seeing a signif number of pretty girls. They are pouring past me. All colours , and gear. White , brown , black and all shades in between. Hundreds of girls pass me by , either going in or out. About 5% are acceptable for my purposes ie about 20/30 more than fuckable , of them about five genuine 8 or 8.5 lookers. Some have a bit of a look of hooker , most look like regular girls , and yes some look at me. So its seems in the tourist Pelo' area they do not look at me cause if they do , they are branded hooker ? Also I most probably look like a Monger , been doing it long enough to be so : ) I have now got one of the best SF spots in brazil. Nothing like this in Recife. It would be there , but finding it is another thing. Must ask Amigas (Dutchy and African) name and address of disco's Recife , oh yeh , Shopping Recife , remember now. Will try there on return for a Disco.

Back to Salv and Aero' .... F said night before , 100% of girls at Aeroclube are prostitutes. Bullshit. 95/98% are regular girls , thats for sure. F is clueless , and thats getting more apparent as time goes by.

10pm on I notice the percentage of hooker traffic increasing , but not dogs like those at Pelo'. Some are attractive hookers , some 6's. And oh shit , a tranny goes past. Honestly , never seen a tranny like this one , never ! About 5'10" tall , absolutely masculine/mans face , no doubts whatsoever about that , jeans with midriff showing , then skimpy cover of boobs area , but no boobs whatsoever , flat as a tack. It's obvious he is a guy , obvious. He looked straight ahead , with a 'grin and bear it' look. Didnt seem to enjoy about 100 people looking at him as he passed by. Yes , he did the tranny walk , that is , bouncing here and there , but head was rigid and he was deadly serious and he was all man , and he and we (100+) knew it !

Thought , I will ask him for a pic later on , but never saw him again.

Two brazilian guys , now behind me say its disco time , stop perving and join them at disco. I said "later". Jesus I just got rid of 'F' and all that portugues language stuff , want to have tonight off , and not struggle to be understood etc. About 15mins after they left I took off for disco , there were two disco's to choose from , I paid 45 bucks for one , entered and not one single person inside , not one. Get ok for returning later , off to 'Rock Rio Cafe' , they are all called cafes , not disco's. Locals pronounce it : "Rocky Rio". I pay my 15 bucks (U$7.5) , through a hole in the wall (security reasons , avoid hold up) and enter , shit its great , absolutely great. Very big area , lots of people , loud tremendously energetic band and singer , stairway above to observation tower etc.

Girls , girls everywhere , must be about three hundred or more of them. Everybody is into the piss (beer) or whatever and going for it. Initially I climbed about 6/8 steps and looked over the masses below me , but then I came down and went to the dance floor level and took pics of band.

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PIC above ..... Rocky. Rocky Cafe/Disco-Dance (Aeroclube Show Plaza). This singer and his band moved , absolutely high energy. He looked 'rocky' too : ) Certainly no indifference with him and his band : )

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Spotted girl in white dress , see pic below. Absolutely sexy dancer and ideal body for me , absolutely. She got excited when I started taking pics. So after shooting asked her fat girl friend "like drink" , fatty says yes , I go get drinks and deliver to fatty , not staring at 'Sexy' , cause I know for sure guys around me are watching me , they want to fuck 'White' too. Now , is she a hooker , that is the question. I think she might be but I'm not sure. Over a period of 1/2hrs I see rich guys come forward grab hold of her and start deep throat kissing her etc. Saw two guys do that. Whether she knows them , past customers or what I dont know , but I would die for those legs and sexy body language. Was hesitant to try and take her away cause I was a fish out of my depth , didnt know what the score was , and dangerous to approach her as a whore if she isn't. Regular brazilian girls act sexy , they are not necessarily whores because of that.

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ROCKY   White dress girl , aka , 'White'. Rocky Cafe/Disco-Dance. Sexy , this one was sexy Loved the legs and face too. Her fat friend to the right in green. Tilt screen forward , if dark. I've done all the enhancing I can with this one. Camera boasts intelligent flash , but not too flash with these shots (opposite and below). Can't blame the photographer , and he's not too intelligent either : )

ROCKY   Gal I call 'White'. Ideal legs , slim waist , cute face , Sexy body language. This gal was born to shag.   Her fat friend to the right , was born to eat : )

To cut a long story short , had a great time , talked to many girls , many. Arranged to meet 'Sisters' (pic below) Sunday night. They had their brother with them Friday night , presume they are going to come minus him Sunday night. They told me to come Sunday (hope i got it right in amongst all that loud music).

ROCKY Disco-Dance (live band) d' Sisters , aka , 'Eyes'.   Coke cup , but she drinks beer ('Big Eyes') Younger one (right) drinks only water , and my spunk too , if I have anything to do with it : )   Note : Camera and photographer were more 'intelligent' this time (got closer).

Was talking to Sisters right up to end of disco and beyond. Brother them and myself were last ones in the place , everyone else had gone home. Gave em 20 bucks for taxi , they said it cost 15 , honest girls , could have told me 40 or more and I would have given it to them , and they know I would have given it to them. Brother zero-ed in as soon as he saw money. Might have taken it off them later on. These girls do not look like hookers.

Left them behind with their brother , he didnt hear them say 'Sunday'. So to taxi , and along the way , back of Aeroclube , a guy approaches me (3.30am) and says "taxi" , I say yes. He leads me around the dark back of Aero' to what is now looking like a private car , oh no , I swing around and head for a real taxi out at the front proper , go to open taxi door but its locked , driver of real taxi is worried if he takes me as his passenger con man will get angry. Then lucky me , at the same instant I am tugging at first taxi door , another taxi pulls up , sees my predicament , bips his horn , hop into his taxi quickly , lock the door. Cause my window is up and door locked , con man comes around drivers side and sticks his taxi 'licence' in through window , I say "yes yes have licence" and sensibly, my driver takes quickly takes off with a wheel spin.

I really think I went close to getting in to trouble there. If I had got into con mans car he might have locked me in and who knows what would have happened then. When I have got a lot of beer in me , I look like I have got a lot of beer in me. This con man saw this , saw me as a soft target (alone , old) and acted accordingly. Its cause of the beer I said yes to taxi con man , normally I would wave such a guy away , but the beer altered my normal reaction to an approach like his.

Anyway , back home safely , driver who rescued me was very good. When we arrived close to my destination he asked me if my accom is far away I said blah blah , he said "oh good you do not have far to walk from where I can drop you , its dangerous around this part late in the morning" (words to that effect). I get out of taxi and straight away see a policeman 10mtrs from me , good no probs , 30mtrs down rua de brito , still in sight of policeman , and I am safely home 4am.

To bed , wake up 8am soaking wet , the bloody rain is pouring through the roof directly above me. Why didnt the roof leak somewhere else : ) Myself , clothes and mattress were wet.

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Then there is a knock on the door its F , shit what is he here for .... to rip me off thats what. You know , previously I came to the conclusion he was a sincere clueless type , but now he hits me for 200 local dollars (U$100). I tell him I am off to bus station and to recife when in actual fact I am checking out of this accom No.1 and checking into accom No.2 , just down the same street. He doesnt know that. Long sad face , long complicated begging story in portugues language. Gave him R200 (Pesos5000) to get rid of the fucker. Once he gets the money , he gives me a vigorous shake of the hand , mentions he is going to contact me in the future via email , I told him not to worry. Few mins later I am out the door to accom No.2. No more clueless 'F'.

Great night at Rocky disco , taxi con man , wake up soaking wet roof leaking , F hits me for R200 ..... its all happening : )

Check in to accom number 2 we will call 'Happy' , cause owner and everyone else is happy.

Then to Lua eat , back to Happy , get some sleep without rain pouring down on me , back to Aeroclube tonight thats for sure !

Oh , forgot to tell you , lost sexy 'White' babe at Rocky disco (pic above) because of those two brazilian clowns who wanted me to join them at disco. They found me inside the disco and in the company of 'White' girl and must have bad mouthed her , cause within 1 min of them arriving next to me , she took off , left me for dead. They must have said something like "gringo wants to fuck you" , or "dont fuck with gringo" whatever , but bloody brazilian guys are bad news. Keep well clear of them.

Before next visit to Aero' disco had a siesta at Happy. see PIC below :

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By the time I hopped into taxi outside 'Lua' I was one hour later than previous night. Driver honest , took me short way R25 , previous night R45. I know the short way now and will request such before I step into next taxi. Learning , including learning more portugues (language).

Arrive at Aero and see its called : "Aeroclube Show Plaza" and I had a further walk around and see , yes some shops , not many , kids play area , fast food outlets and a few music/dance spots. Its not a shopping mall as we know em , yes its a plaza , rather empty for its size. Do not count on this place lasting forever , possibly not enough customers to sustain it.

Only vacant table is the one 'Clowns' had previous night. Sit down , notice girls looking at me more than usual , then realise the lighting is much better. My eyes show up better in this spot. Ive got the colour of eyes they aint got , and thats gotta be good. Significant number of 6.5's to 7's pass by including one or two 8's. Sixes and sevens will keep any man happy. If they were all hookers you could say they were A minus to A + , some A++ and +++. There are some B's too , thats life. I am sure they rate me a B or C , whatever.

Amongst this parade , a guy touches girl going in opposite direction adding some sweet talk (bad mouth). Girl totally ignores. Reckon girls get a bad time from the guys. Back in 1995 I reckoned Brazil was a time warp , when men were men and women merely chattels : ) That is , the girls get the rough end of the stick. Guys trash em. Example , previous night , two different rich looking guys on two seperate occasions grabbed pretty 'White' and stuck their tongue down her mouth , she reciprocates and gives them what they want. Cops it sweet. See PIC below , this other guy got arms around 'White' , rubbing his dick in her bum. The more I think about her , the more I think I've let a Hooker slip through my fingers. If I see her again I will whisk her away and shag her to death. I'll treat her like a tramp , just like the local boys would , but with a bit of Western decency thrown in , just to surprise her : )

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At Spider and Fly drinks place I seem to be having major problems. Firstly a draught beer (Chopp) takes 15mins to get , yep 15. Secondly , there is something radically wrong with my chits/bills. Thought I only drank 2/3 , get charged for 6. Paid it without much fuss , went away , 300 queuing outside Rocky Disco so back to S & F , thought I drank one beer this next time , but get charged for 2. OK next time I will tick them off in mini notebook I carry with me. Let Waiter see me doing it too. Might be guy 20mtrs from me sitting at Cash Register .. sees gringo sitting afar and loads the chit up. Also first chit I paid got funny looking R10 note in change. Never saw one like that before , queried it , nice waiter says its legit. When I came back second time gave em back their legit R10 : ) A little challenge here. Taxi driver taking me long way R20 more than it should be , Cashier loading my chit. F begging for R200. Gotta watch this lot.

So perving at S & F over , to Rocky , enter. Different band ,different girls. Lots of pics again. Oh , can I remember everything ? Not really. Chat with more chicks , but can not butterfly cause my 'Sisters' might catch me. Bumped into two Italians with two b grade hookers. See PIC below , one of the hookers.

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Actually as soon as I arrived , one of the hookers dumped her Italian lover and showed too much interest in me. Maybe cause by this time , and after a few beers , I now had the old and stupid look : ) I told Italian guy to tell her I am not taking a girl. He does so. She quickly returns to short , tubby , bald , Italian lover , that is , returns to an ATM that functions : )

Wow , then a real 8 babe standing to the side and right at back of dance hall with unnatractive girl friend. We chat a little. I go buy drinks tickets give to her , she looks and says "I do not drink" , in perfect English. That is , no alcohol , so I go back buy two tickets for agua mineral (water) give to her , she examines them looks at me and smiles. Yep , "I drink water" her face says. I just do not know why I did not stay with her , I just do not know , but I gave her my hotel address and email address and yes I did not take pic of her cause just took pics of hookers , right in front of '8'. Do not want her to think I think she is same as hookers. This 8 has no make up , a natural beauty , and seems to be keeping clear of all the boys (too rough for her ?) standing at the back of the dance hall. Playing it cool , went to the toilet came back and Braz guy is chatting her up. They step in real quick these guys , absolute pests. I think next time , if there is a next time , I have to whisk babe of my choice outta there on pretext going to eat. Once the guys see you talking to a babe , they come along and want to take her off ya. In some ways I think the guys like to intimidate the girls. That is , you've just talked to a gringo , now ya gonna talk to me. It looks like brazilian guys try to , or succeed in standing over braz girls. They impose themselves on the girls.

Anyway fella's , if it was the Philippines or Thailand I would have stayed with the chick , without interruption , but with the '8' I decided to take it easy and not push things , consequently gave a braz guy chance to stick his bib in.

Looked at the watch , its 2.30am , I know disco closes 3am , so off I go , dont want taxi trouble again like last night. Left accom for disco this night one hour later , returned home one hour earlier. Slept from 3am to 7am , then reviewing pics I took , typing this out whilst its fresh in my mind , shower , to Lua for a feed 11am.

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Tonight its 'Sisters' at Aero. Might go to Zona Urbana before that , around 8pm , cause last 'action night' tonight , its Sunday. M - W myself and all others endure an enforced layoff , recharge batteries , another visit to the ATM , then back into the fray again , Thursday on'. OK , tonight its time to hit em between the eyes , sisters in particular , no more socialising ... fuckalising it is.

FUCK-A-LISING

No camera tonight , think I have already become a camera pest at Rocky. Took 93 pics one night , almost same other night. I will start getting an unwanted reputation if I keep taking pics inside the disco. Number of chicks have refused me permission to take their pic , or after I've taken it , stepped up to me and told me to erase the shot. Also some chicks have refused to accept my tiny 'unique gifts' and/or drinks ticket approach. Handed them back to me on about 3/4 occasions. Hard hearted lot compared to the more feminine Flips/Thais. Not interested in 'romance' , more pragmatic. It seems some of them think , if they accept a tiny gift or a drink ticket from a gringo , the boys and other girls will think they are a whore. Dont know , just guessing. But for sure brazilians are more hard hearted and pragmatic. I see them being romantic towards their boyfriend , but I also see them on all other occasions , walking in a straight line not making eye contact with anyone , including me. Flips look around , Thais also a bit. Braz girls are wary of doing such. Bad mouthing boys are to blame , I suspect.

Must tell you , on one occasion at Rocky disco , girl gave back drinks ticket and within seconds a guy appeared , quite solid , steps up real close to me , gets face to face , and says : "She does not like you" , in English. I told him in Portugues 'not important'. He says : "You speak English , what country you come from etc and "she does not like you" again. I repeat : 'not important'. He asks again what is my country , I repeat 'not important'. You know , I gave drinks tickets before to girls I thought were with her , then I noticed her sitting down on a box , apparently hasn't had a drink all night , looking a bit sad. I was not remotely interested in her , simply handed her a drinks ticket with a smile. This was interpreted "I want to fuck you" , I suppose , and then aggression by this guy , who wasnt with her at the time. I think he was in the area , came forward when he observed she nodded 'no' to drinks ticket , enquired with her , and then took it upon himself to be her knight in shining armour. All unnecesarry , considering I smiled when I handed the ticket and smiled when she nodded 'no' and left it at that , not looking back at her again. Going on experiences in Papua NewGuinea , I knew what was in the air. Possible scenario : He starts to shove me whatever , other guys join etc. So I exited Rocky for a little while on that particular occasion. Nothing like that has happened to me at a Disco/Dance in 33yrs of whoring in Thailand/Philippines.

Anyway , back to returning to Aero on this my last night. Haven't got there yet , still reminiscing about previous night.

Before catching a taxi , I sat down at Lua for a couple of tubes (beers). Whilst sitting there a European guy I met at previous accom approaches me and sits down. He's got money problems (havent we all : ) , sad face and less than half my age. So I am thinking , with my luck if I take him along to Aero I will pay for his drinks and then he will steal my women (Sisters). Nowadays , when people tell me hard luck stories I bounce back with hard luck stories of my own. Told him I've only got money for a couple of drinks then back to my accom , waiting for money to arrive. Not so , but better than taking the risk of spoiling my night with a young guy who's got problems.

This time I make sure taxi driver takes a short cut to Aero .. R$25. Before taxi was R$45. Sitting down at S&F (Aero drinks spot) ticking off beers as I get them and making sure Waiters see me doing so. Usual parade of 6's and 7's. I would say more 6's and 7's than any spider place in Philippines or Thailand. Of course majority of the girls are 2-5 , but I only have eyes for the 6-7's. So its depends where you are. Most areas of the cities only have dogs , other areas have respectable numbers of 6/7's.

Then Sisters walk past , I invite them to sit down but they indicate they prefer to see me at Rocky Disco. Didnt want to sit outside in front of 2/300 regular folks ("whores") , but would chat with me in the relatively private confines of the Disco , I suppose. Eleven pm Rocky disco starts and so in I go , and soon enough , the Sisters find me. They are looking smart tonight and are much more friendly (smell money ?). I am the "Drinks Tickets" man : )

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I had already decided to return to Recife one day earlier cause concerned about having a room at Carnaval time when I returned. Hotel might be tempted to rent it out at a higher price , Carnaval only three days away. So with that in mind plus the ever present threat of local guys getting in between me and the Sisters I asked big one (eldest 20yrs) I'll call : 'Eyes' .. "we go" ? She said 'where' , I said my Hotel. In other words its time to pay the piper. She looks at younger sis , they giggle but both come with me. Suppose we can not leave the young one behind , she looks 17 , 'Eyes' says she is 18 , can not enter Disco (alcohol) unless 18 , dont know , willing to take the risk.

My Hotel does not allow chicks on the premises so off to a ST Hotel we go , where they supply us with beer and water. 'Eyes' guzzles down beer whilst yungun drinks water. 'Eyes' knows what is coming up .. sex .. needs some beer to losen up I suppose. I switch on TV , its porno , order more beer through reception , big one gets stuck into it , needs some courage. Younger one continued to stare at porno. Most prob hasnt had much opportunity to see porno before. Good , with a little luck , might make her feel sexy : )

When I thought 'Eyes' had drank enough beer , I put her hand on my cock , she smiled , looked at sister , they giggled and talked to each other. Then I took younguns hand and put it on my cock. They are both giggling now. So I slip off my trousers and get Eyes hands back on cock and younguns hands on balls. Then off with underpants and present cock to 'Eyes' , who is sitting on the side of the bed. Away she goes , suck suck (no condom , of course). I get youngun to play with balls whilst starting to take Eyes clothes off. Both girls are amused by my behaviour.

Youngun pretended to watch tv as I shagged her sister (with lubricated condom). Washed my cock , and then decided to stick it in younguns mouth , much to her surprise. She did not know what to do. I bring 'Eyes' forward and indicate she should teach youngun blow job procedure , which she does , much to the amusement of both of them. Things are happening at last. Eyes had a nice ass, youngun had no ass , she is a slim girl. Stick my dick in Eyes ass , wash , ask em would they like to return to Disco , they say yes. Along the way I slip Eyes and Youngun some cash and tell them I am tired , will go home.

Thats ok , I am sure they are glad to get rid of me. They can now buy the boys beers etc and have some real fun. That is talk and behave like brazilians. Youngun was lucky to get away with a semi bj , but too skinny for me , and maybe insult to older sister , so hesitated. If I shagged youngun , Eyes might think she was not a good enough fuck. Actually Eyes was a conservative shag. Think it was young sis's presence. Didnt want young sis to see enthusiasm with a gringo = big sis a whore ?

Back home I shower , and to bed. Not bad , having two sisters , not bad at all. But relations are not smooth like in say Philippines. Always that language barrier. Your fucking meat in Brazil (no heart) , in Philippines your fucking a 'girl friend' , of sorts.

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PIC above ..... View not far from 'Happy House' - Salvador. Before I depart for Recife. An example of Baroque architecture which predominates the area. I'd like to buy the tall slim lemon coloured building in the centre , background. Turn it into a brothel : )

Large blue building on right (foreground) was where hundreds of African slaves were held in days of old (2/300yrs ago) , brought out in front onto a stage. Portuguese plantation owners stood in the square , front of stage and bid for individuals or whole families. Sometimes husband was bought by one farmer , wife by another. Slaves were whipped and tortured in this square too. Some until they died on the spot. There was no Happy House for slaves in those days.

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Wake up next morning , go to Bus Terminal and arrange departure this night , Monday night. So arriving Recife Tues 8am , Carnaval Thursday. Should be able to get more fucks during Recife Carnaval. Then there is Rua da Guia/Bom Jesus , plus Shopping Recife (eye candy only ?). For a retiree/celibate I am not doing too bad. Could have fucked x 10 B grade whores by now , but they are not my bag. A night like the one with Sisters = equiv of 100 B grade whores and , costs a lot less. I dont carry memories of the B grades , but I do retain memories of girls like the 'Sisters'. Memories are important , especially good ones : )

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In the morning , after buying bus ticket , I noticed it took 20mins to get back to 'Lua' area. So in the evening I made sure I left 6pm for the bus terminal , an extra 25mins just in case. Then boy , on the way to bus terminal that night it hit me , traffic jams , heaps of them , everywhere. My bus was leaving 6.45pm and here I am in the thick of a traffic jam and its already 6.45pm. My accommodation back at Pelo' was quickly snapped up (Carnaval in two days time) , no chance of accom tonight in Salvador. To my knowledge , only two buses departing Salvador , one at 6.45pm , the other 7pm. What a stuff up , two bags and no accommodation in Salvador.

We arrive at bus terminal 7.15pm I rush to bus , guy throws his hands up in the air in disgust. Terrible expression on his face , like : "you are trash" and says "vou" (already gone). Fucked , I knew I was fucked , but rush off to ticket office put on my best smile and manners , tell guy in portugues taxi broke down , arrived terminal late. He gets on phone , no one answers. Then he leaves office , comes back 5 mins later , and whilst running , guides me to another bus and says "ok". Phew , I enter , only about 20 passengers for a 50 seater. As soon as I enter the bus takes off. Only seconds to spare. Lady Luck was shining on me.

Find out the hard way this 'rescue bus' is not an express , stops along the way. Its now 5.30am I am awake , pull back the curtains and see folks on horses or walking herding the cattle. When we hit a town , same as cities , tiny little houses crammed together. Why so ? Why not bigger houses and some space between each of them. Each house wall touches the other house. No front space/garden , directly onto street/road once you step out of the house. Why is this so in a country bigger than the USA ?

Toilet stinks , someone has not closed the door properly and the stench is horrific. I am down the back (late taking a seat) and its unbearable , go for a walk in the bus and find a seat further away from toilet. Yet the stink remains in my nostrils. Fellow brazilian passengers continue to sleep. They are pretty good at it. I am the only one awake. Fifteen or so hours down the track we are back in Recife. To Hotel , still got room , great. Paid for remainder of stay = yes got room for Carnaval , all is well.

WHORE SUMMARY - SO FAR :

Whilst sitting in the bus on a 15hr journey , I summarised the situation as follows :

Limited number of B grade whores are on patrol and available to foreigners. They are very dark , grubby looking and in a hurry to find out if you want to fuck them , if so how much your gonna pay. Nothing like Thailand/Philippines , even B grade whores in those countries do not behave in such a crude fashion.

Non whores and semi whores : Show little or no interest in foreigners. Possibly they are branded as whores if they do so. Exception , young foreigner meets young brazilian gal = friendship not prostitution , in the eyes of the populace. Sometimes when old me approached young girls I was rejected outright , no apologies nothing , a 'get lost' expression on their face.

Cost of being in Brazil and whoring is about three times more than Thailand/Philippines , for little or no return. If your happy with B grade grubby ones , ok , there are sufficient for you. If you want something looking a bit clean and fresh who can supply a semblance of girl friend experience , you will be hard pressed , unless your young (20's).

If you want something better than B grade , they are certainly available at a price and via brazilian websites (escort types) and the odd pick up joint. Think in terms of U$100/150 for one shag of a beautiful girl with a beautiful body , but with no heart , and no interest in foreigners. Just banging a beautiful body. Not enough for me , but maybe enough for you. You will not find these beautiful girls at Disco's wherever. They are hidden away and will only shag with you in a secret way , viz , love motel/s. Do not expect extra's such as anal , even bj might be refused , unless of course you hand over serious additional money.

In Brazil , money disappears awfully fast.

Guys at Disco's etc are a definite nuisance and possibly a danger when your trying to secure a non whore or semi whore. If your chatting b grade whores , no problem. But the guys wont let you chat up something nice without interfering. Girl will let them interfere too because I think the girls are scared of the guys and they do not want to be thought of as whores.

The above comments are not such a problem for me cause I've had about 750/1250 hookers or semi hookers already , I'm not young , not wealthy , and on medication for hair loss which has the twin effect of lowering libido.

I've always been full of curiosity re other cultures , and Brazil fits the bill. It's another planet ... Brazil. Keeps me intrigued. So the limited sex potential for a person of my age , doesnt fuss me that much. Of course I'd love to be hopping in to bed with nice ones every night , but that would be pushing the envelope. I like to go with the flow , and doing that here means , I wont be fucking too many : )

You can go with the flow in Thailand/Philippines and get more fucks , and cheaper 'n more friendly ones too.

These were my thoughts as I travelled along in the bus. Thoughts to this point , and yes , could change as time passes by.

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RECIFE :

PIC above ..... Recife. Giant Chook on bridge. See people below it , passing by. Huge rooster. Also giant couple in carnaval dance mood (left of pic).Preparations for Carnaval - Recife. Big cock and intimidation (?). I think braz girls are fearful of braz guys , dont know for sure , but think they are. Anyway , fun fun , there'll be lots of fun during Carnaval , lots.

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It's now 7.30pm. Found a good por kilo Restaurant earlier on. Well fed , ready to rumble , only its a Tuesday night. Flat battery night , maybe not , I will see. Checked cash situation , seems everything ok to continue as before , no real liquidity problem. Even with the beer , no real liquidity problem , no real hangovers. Aah the 'Sisters' , those memories will carry me through a few more days. Carnaval in three days time.

Washing Salvador clothes , showering , some FFF work , then out the door. First priority a place I liked in 1995. Music , great sexy dancing (by regular girls and irregular girls) and a few beers. Taxi driver tried hard but could not find it. He said only places for a few beers , music 'n moca (girls) nowadays , are in Boa Viagem , quite some distance away. Nothing in Recife city itself M-W. OK , so I agree to a long and expensive trip to Boa Viagem , cause I spent 15hrs in a bus and about ten hours in my room , gotta find some excitement.

He took a different way to Viagem , never been that way before , and sure enough he got involved in traffic jams. He drove into an area that is practising for the Carnaval. Lots of huge trucks , blasting out music , with groupies high above , amplifiers 'n speakers located below them. Followed by lots of cars (groupies/supporters of individual trucks). OK , so he says we go around the long way to avoid this , I say yes , do not want to sit stationery in a car , want to get to the action. He takes off , does a big loop to avoid carnaval practice , but runs into the same long carnaval snake again. When the traffic gets moving , he finally relents and drops me off at Antigo where there is music and beer. Not Viagem , Antigo. He had said before nothing in Antigo M-W. Brazilian dumbness once again.

I grab an elevated table and seat , located in the middle road divider , order one big Cerveja (beer) and observe. Really nothing to observe , gals 22-25yrs of age , upper working class or middle class , all spoken for , and looking rather flat/bored. B grade hooker on table next to me , foreign monger with her. He doesnt seem to be enjoying this non event or the hooker either. Presumably he does not speak any portugues.

Braz guy comes around. He has what appears to be artwork , size of a fairly large piece of cardboard. Lifts it up to just above chin level , hesitates then swivels to left , hesitates , then swivels to right , so that everyone can see the work of art. Swivels it around to show reverse side , which also has something resembling art on it , repeats what he did before again. I nod 'no' , not interested. He goes away. And repeats the same act amongst the other tables. No one seems to be taking any notice of him or his artwork. Twenty or so mins later he returns , props near my table again , lifts his hands up in the air , holding an imaginery piece of art. This time , the artwork is not there , but he is pretending it is. Does the same again , swivels left and right , but this time he is holding nothing but thin air. I smile , think this guy either has got a good sense of humour or he is a nutter. Perhaps his message is : "I've sold it" , dont know , its Brazil , bizarre brazil , and carnaval time , when bizareness increases.

I looked at the guy smiled and ask "how much" (quanto custa) for the imaginery piece of art/thin air. He gives me a blank look and walks off. Cause of blank look , think its more likely he is a nutter , but the area I am sitting in is an arty area , so maybe he is a true professional and performs to the very end. I will never know , cause the guy does not want to communicate with me or anyone else.

Apart from that one lad , everything is rather flat , so on finishing my one beer , I caught a taxi outta there and back home to my hotel , arriving 11.30pm. A very quiet night indeed. No comparison with Pelourinho area and Aeroclube (Salvador) , no comparison. At 12midnight I finished my washing and to sleep. No worries , I am cashed up , tomorrow eye candy at Shopping Recife , then following day Thursday , things should start to brighten up , especially cause following day is the explosive start of Carnaval. If its not explosive , it means I have wasted my time coming to Brazil at this time of the year : )

Up 4am , homework/planning to make sure next days fully utilised. I have thirteen places listed for today. Wont get to them all. Some are re transport , future accommodation (if any) , most are nightlife spots that might have some action right now Wednesday before Carnaval kicks off. Realise once Carnaval starts , other places I intended to visit will have to be scrapped. Day after Carnaval I am off to Salvador again to see if I can locate Miss 'White' (pic above). She's bugging me.

On the Friday night I saw her in Salvador , initially thought she was a sexy regular girl. Since then , and as days tick by , I re think her behaviour and behaviour of guys towards her , and now reckon I might have missed a straight forward hooker , who doesnt look like a hooker , but maybe behaves like a hooker , especially in bed. Tongue kissing with wealthy guys might have meant she was hoping if the kissing was good enough they'd rent her. But wealthy guys want it free. They think cause they are from a well to do family , a poor girl like 'White' will do it for free in the hopes of getting a foot in the door of a wealthy family. But wealthy guys only screw hookers , they dont marry em. She would be hoping otherwise.

Didnt see 'White' ever again on that trip. So maybe Friday night she reconnoitres Aeroclube and other nights other places. After the Recife Carnaval I am going to take a long shot , sit in a bus for 14hrs , arrive Salvador and try and locate her at Aeroclube. Never saw her pass me at Spider and Fly spot so she enters Aero' somewhere else. So park outside Rocky Disco/Dance before they open and check every girl entering , to verify she is inside. Once inside hundreds , and thus hard to know if she is there or not. Snare her outside first.

Sisters were at Rocky Friday night too. So if 'White' is not there , can take them again. Maybe youngun has improved by now ? She knows .. bj's = money. Thommo corrupting young girls again : )

Cause I think 'White' most prob is a hooker , I will approach her in a more pro active way. Ask her fat girlfriend if they'd like a drink , get drink , then tell fat one I think 'White' is beautiful. From there , 'Fat' might give me encouragement to take White. I've got to be careful , cause if White is not a Hooker , some guy might suddenly appear and become aggressive towards me. If she is a hooker and some guy comes in between me and White I will suggest to Fat all three of us leave Rocky Disco immediately.

For sure , if I returned to my country without trying to get 'White' it would bug me forever. Yep , I will travel 900km , sit in a bus for 15hrs just for sex with someone like White. Who said I was retired/celibate ? Its just a matter of being fussy , finding the right one , and retirement/celibacy is out the window : )

These 'White' plans will be shelved if I meet something nice at the Recife Carnaval. Found more than one nice one during Carnaval 1995 , but I am now 12yrs older , less hair and more wrinkles. Will see.

Busy day today. Gonna do things I wont be able to do once Carnaval 'explodes'. Things/preparation that will ensure my last days in Brazil will be utilised. Firstly to Airport where I decided to buy a discount air ticket to Salvador , but not a return ticket , as return fare was double the price of the Recife-Salvador fare. Why I dont know. So returning on bus. Flying air means an extra night in Salvador , good. Pretty gal at Airline said "voce nome" (your name) , I said 'Tom Cruise' , she and the girl next to her cracked up. She said , "can I have Tom Cruise' passport". I gave her mine , she looked at it , smiled at me and continued with transaction. You need to flash passport all the time when you travel in Brazil , whether its bus or air.

Next stop "Shopping Recife" (Mall). Ask Info Desk re Food Hall. Get to Food Hall and find its organised into cubicles. Not suitable for S&F (Spider and Fly) , yet guys on Internet say they score there. Doubt it. Found an open spot near main entrance , tables opposite 'Braganca' , near Bompreco Dept Store. Passing girls are accessible to me. Bit quiet , its a Wednesday. Brazil is a Friday to Sunday place , no more. Thursday's maybe a little ok , but M-W very dormant. This is a big loss for someone on hol's trying to get some action each and every night.

Guy at Braganca brings Chopp (Draught Beer) to my table. I sit , drink and perv for about 2hrs. Two or three 8's sighted in that time , very few 6/7's , most 5 or less. Very few look at me , or any other guys. They are in the usual tunnel vision mode. Think the girls can not afford to look at guys , cause the guys will bad mouth them. So how do the girls meet a good guy (like me : ) ? Beats me , but there must be a way/m.o. Whilst sitting at the tables I am reminded Braz girls have got something Thai/Flips have not got .... tits. Add to that legs , Braz's have bigger bodies , but 'faces' are generally lacking. Cant beat those slutty eyes , soft skin 'n hair of the Thais/Flips.

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