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I am in the final stages , packing PC and all other valuables , transferring them to a 'safe house' (such a thing ?). Final run down on finances etc. That is , I'm busy. Next text from me will be on Fishin for Fun - 5 page , no more text on this page.

So , whilst you poor things are looking at the 'baby elephants' (western woman) I will be pervin on sexy struttin , ever smiling , Flip girls. Emphasis on pervin , not screwin. I'm beyond screwin now , thats for anee-maals ('animals' , as pronounced in Brazil) , not sophisticates like me : )

I will report where the fucks are found , prices etc and then you guys can "go get em" , ok ? : )

"What a trip....even though I was with a group and had brought my own "sand to the beach" (girlfriend) (20 of us ) i have to say i cant wait to go back.

Staying mostly in Lahug area, i only stopped by Arena and Ayala Mall and Raja.
Raja was a setup with a pimpette...god ugly woman pimp made my dick limp when i walked in to review merchedise...whoah...freaked me out the Golum looking old hag...girl was not looker...left...sat out side, guess she called in younger fresher talent, 10 mins later 2 groups of 2 girls walked right through lobby to elevator...in which i grabbed 2 friends and said...round 2....

I quickly grabbed the "shy" one...maybe too quick...the pimp saw and she stood FIRM on 3000p all night...i didnt want all night but that was price ...no budge...oh well... 1st year college type with chinese mix face was worth my frst Cebu lay( even at 3000p) she did well and i love when they ride bent knee instead of normal riding me with legs spread back..even though i know she knows she was gonna be in pain later that night (i'm half spanish/half black)...suffice to say 3 times got off, threw in many positions and really great chat....got her txt number for revisit some other day... jus before leavin...the cutey sweetly asks if she can take the bathroom glass cup????she paints/decorates them for her room...then she eyed the cool blue ashtray...in that went to her purse...cute...but wierd...i said enough as now she had a wild eye look as if "what else can she fit in"?

Not sure but recurring theme was the girls with pimps and mamasans seemed to get really screwed(tic) on pay....friend said after i split..he saw the other girls get their cuts...a measly 300p...from 3000p..wow...wish i woulda tipped her more that night, but compensated her well since we cut out her ugly pimp.

At another night a newbie to Arena Nightclub confided that she gets a whopping 150p from the 4000+p barfine...makes more on drinks and not leaving with guys (story of bad BF, no sex for 9 months...broken heart..believable due to her being vvery tight and "fresh" looking)...but since i had an "in" at Arena.

Arena became the spot for me...met and hung out at arena only because the place was just insane to visit(fashion runway shows, Midgets, trannys, obese jugglers and fire eater...woah..what kind o strip club is this.) wasnt used to the whole intrueging place...just hang with a girl at the bar thing....i'm from big city USA ...u pay heavily at any gogo bar..like a broken atm spitting out dollars or else the girl walks away... here...they just seemed content to chat and laugh and sing and do lil dances for us(me and friends....sometimes just me alone)...they are not hesitant to show u close ups of pussy or anythinng for a kind asking...

Plenty of chances to slip cell numbers to girls for daytime screw, avoid barfines that way..for me...not so much of an issue...just more of "oh no...big American dick, will it fit? of an issue with most girls who looked interested in me but just didnt want to risk a serious belly ache after.

On last night i ended up taking out a newbie who i saw the night before not smiling, until i asked her to smile for me...she lit up the whole place with that smile...only cuz i asked...but i was busy with diff girl(s) first time i saw her. (4th day there so she says but pretty believable story backed up by the drag/tranny and other madams and girls...like watching over her since she was so new...rare to see, i would think in such a catty girl atmosphere...but she was a cuteypie...totally needed to be taken out of that place.

Arena rules...for me anyway...some nights...no worries..jus take a girl..another night i had the assistant madam..the tranny...introduce to newbie..big mistake, even though i said hello to her the other night...now i had to buy the lady drink and mandatory Madam drink for doing the intro..not sure if that was rule but i did stress to tranny...dont mess with me or i'll tell uncle ur trying to rip me off...suffice to say i had to pay lady drink plus madam drink but i had only 1 charge for my 3 drinks and again..no bar fine but a 1000p "gift" thing for the tranny anyway...beats the 4000-7000 asking i overheard from other guys in bar...

Well..me and newbie went to close by Fuckhotel...whata dive!!!! 250p for a shitty room that looked like an old bratislava torture hotel...oh well...had plenty of towels, warm shower and to tell u the truth...even though it was my last 3 hours in cebu before flight home...i spent alot of it just chatting with an otherwise serious potential for gf, maybe more...almost fell in love with this newbie, poor girl...tiny...almost fell hard for her!!!!

I had business to attend to and i needed to get off...and thats what i did...softly though...but totally got off...on way home i had still 5000p to spare...a heck of alot and thought i'd just give it all to my future wife=) after the deep convo we had...just felt bad for the chick...wayyyyy to cute and muse-like to be in a place like that... killed me when she started to cry...saying "too much, too much"...she tried to correct my peso calculations... i told her to keep it and buy a fone...text me and keep in touch....she said her 8 bros/sis would benifit greatly from it and made her shame go away a lil bit for my act of kindness...oh... those eyes still haunt me...so pretty...so honest(lol..she coulda been the best actress) filled with happiest of tears that none of my NYC gfs ever had even when i gave them the most expensive of Tiffanys or Bulrgary gifts($100 us bucks was nothing compared to other gifts for unappreciative REAL gf's)...

Suffice to say she texted me today to say thanks and if ever in Cebu...she (name with-held) with numerous bros/sis))would like to just take me to beaches, clubs, visitors places as my friend or gf, if i wished...and she has quit her Arena gig..sorry to all the guys she woulda entertained...but kinda glad that one got saved (called cebu contact yesterday... and she did indeed not return...might have to follow up with her on my next trip( still waiting for her to text me with sad story/send money chat....nothin..just cute messages.)

Learned alot from reading your site before my trip....next time i'll put into practice your knowledge and go alone as well to really focus on perving and ho-ing".

COMMENT : At the start I thought AlohaNY would not be an interesting read. But the story got better as it went along.

".................on way home I had still 5000p to spare...a heck of a lot and thought i'd just give it all to my future wife=) after the deep convo we had...just felt bad for the chick...wayyyyy to cute and mouse-like to be in a place like that... killed me when she started to cry...saying "too much, too much"...she tried to correct my peso calculations... i told her to keep it and buy a fone...text me and keep in touch....she said her 8 bros/sis would benifit greatly from it and made her shame go away a lil bit for my act of kindness...oh... those eyes still haunt me...so pretty...so honest (lol..she coulda been the best actress) ............." #

I know we always talk about overspending/spoiling the girls , but AlohaNY seems to be a compassionate guy who went in with his eyes open. Trouble now is , SHE has got 'wedding bells' syndrome and poor old AlohaNY has to marry her .

So , Snoopy Version .2. aka Snoopy's Cousin arrived. Tested it thoroughly and yep the propoganda re anti blur/shake with low light shots no flash was just that , propoganda. But hold on a minute , Version 2 is supposed to have a new improved "Intelligent Flash" and yep it does. V2 is superior in flash department. So the no flash lowlight compact camera still eludes me , but I now have a back up camera and better flash shots. Think I will call V2 ... Snoopy and my first camera 'Old Dog'. Snoopy/V2 is smarter looking too , the brazil crims will like it : ) Looks like I will use Snoopy (V2) in Philippines and Old Dog in Brazil , with back up copy safely kept back at the Hotel. I know it excites you to know I have got my camera's sorted out : ) One day the same company will have a genuine compact (about card pack size) low light , no flash camera , but not now. Such camera's are around but they are too chunky/thick , ie , not flat card pack size like my Snoopy/Old Dog.

Crim scene has been awfully quiet , tonight and tomorrow night will be their last chance to strike before the 'Council of Elders window of opportunity' passes. Do crims respect the Council of Elders ? We'll see : )

All is going according to plan , apparently my new air ticket arrives on Monday. Hope when I get to Flipsville the cake is fresh for the girls. Saturday 14th October first page of Fishin for Fun - 5 will be online , with new improved pics courtesy of Snoopy/V2. I'm excited : )

Just back from a short (too short) visit in Bangkok, I would like to share an experience with you guys on whorist.com.

As I just had an evening to spend in Bangkok, in transit so to speak, and had to leave again very early next morning, I was determined to make the best of it. Now, I had not been in that good old city for many, many years, and sure the place has changed tremendously, but still I remembered the good times I had around Sukhumwit (in the 80's!), and there I went prowling.....

Quick look around the bars on Soi 4, nothing too exciting, but it was only 8-9 pm, so the night was still young and promising! .... went up walking along Sukhumwit and took note of the few girls on the way, not really that great choice, but just in case ..... And back to Soi 4. There was a buzz around the Nana Hotel and especially on the parking lot. Must have been 10-11.00 by then. A dozen or two girls there, not that much choice, but I thought, OK I do not want to spend endless hours at a bar, drinking, running expenses, getting pissed and no guarantee to get any good piece of ass, so let's go for a direct hit! There was that girl who smiled at me as I went through the parking lot to the hotel entrance (I needed a leak, and a moment of reflexion, hahaha!), and on my way out, again a big smile. Maybe not a stunner, but quite a good looking girl, fair-faced, not too small, nice breasts and yummy legs. I went to her and asked her, rapid-fire style: what's your name? how much do you take? do you like oral? Not really my style to be that pushy, normally, but as said, I did not have much time to beat around the bush! The girl looked sweet, said her price (perfectly OK) and she was ready for "whatever you like", so there we went. She immediately slipped her hand in mine and caressed my fingers, and I thought "nice! sweet!". Me being a bit passed my prime, although still fit and good looking, the spontaneity of the girl was a nice surprise. All the way to the hotel, she did not stop caressing my fingers, as if I was the long-lost love of her life.

In my room, after eating a snack picked up on the way, we started cuddling and fondling each other, again as if we were deeply in love with each other. Had a shower together, and to bed!

Now, all that sounded a bit sissy, no? all that stuff about "lovey-lovey" etc...? Well, here I was for a big surprise. Not that she stopped acting the "loving one", on the contrary, all went on with utmost tenderness.... but..... she gave me one of those blow jobs I will remember for the rest of my life! She had that way to lick me under the balls and in the crease of the legs, I thought I was dying of pleasure! And she went on and on giving my genitals a sumptuous treatment, changing positions..... We naturally moved on to a good old 69, and I gave her as good as I was getting, encouraged by her moanings. When she went to grab a condom, I dropped my banner a bit, so back she came down on me for a few extra minutes of a super fellatio, as if she could not have enough of it (who would have complained???), and got me as straight as justice again. I was so excited by the whole thing, her prettiness, her sweetness, the oral performance, that I could not hold myself for very long after penetrating her, but sure enough we both had what I would call a juicy orgasm!

And she nestled in my arms like a small bird, truly loving me in a different way, as we got to sleep.

Whow! I felt so sorry I had to leave the next morning! That girl really stunned me with her loveliness and her fantastic oral skills! If ever I get back to Bangkok, I will look her up again (we exchanged e-mails). This is a girl I would make my tilak for sure!

So guys, this was a bit long, but I had to share this with someone, and for sure I can not tell my family, hahaha! For those who think thai girls are only in for the money, and have hang-ups with good old BJ, think again !!!! But maybe that was my lucky day :)"

Comment : As I told the writer , I was 90% sure that later on in his tale he would say it was a katoey , but not so. Why do guys have such good luck ? First choice a bullseye , girlfriend material etc. Its not fair : )

"I have been on my whoring tour for over 14 months now...Thailand, Cambodia and the Philippines. I guess one should expect SOME troubles along the way, but this one still angers me.

A week before X-mas 2005, I was winding down a 2 month trip to Angeles City. I was planning a "night off", not feeling like going out and consigned to relax in my pricey (but convienient locationed) "aprartelle". With a decent movie on cable TV a half hour away, I took a fresh cup of tea downstairs to watch the world go by, and sat on the front stairs of the place...as I had done numerous "off nights" before.

Typical night in Angeles, with the usual begging street children, trike drivers and working girls going about their lives...all played out in front of my stoop. A group of four of five girls walked along slowly, breaking up to proposition several groups of men seated around the area. One came to me, cute as hell!! I made the usual small talk...what's your name? (Lisa), where are you from? (Samar), how old are you? (19), etc. She actually looked a bit older, but I let it slide. How much for you short time? (500 pesos). But I politely turned her down. I just wasn't in the mood. She slowly walked away, waiting for her friends to catch up. My interest heightened to her assets as she left.

One of these friends, having been turned down by two Arab looking guys sitting not far from me, also came up to proposition me. I turned her down flat, but then made the fatal mistake. She offered me her friend for 300 pesos, the same girl I had just turned down. I guess I was more interested in the bargain than the girl at that point, but back to me she came, and she followed me up to my room.

We talked on the bed for maybe 10 minutes, flipping through a Tagalog dictionary. She excused herself to the toilet and came out buck naked, asking me for a towel so she could shower. She had a body the likes of which I have never seen before. Absolutely gorgeous. Well built , killer body. She took an unusually long shower and I showered quickly when she was done.

She knew what she was doing, and went right down to business. She thwarted my attempts at foreplay by grabbing my cock and slipping it inside her.
After I finished, she hopped up and went to the bathroom but didn't shower. I thought I heard her talking on her cell phone briefly. She came out fully clothed, which did seem odd at the time. I slipped on pants and a shirt quickly to see her out.

As I was seaching my pockets for the money, I realized I had no change and was going to give her 500 pesos....when the knock came at the door. The voice was her friend who arranged the deal. When I opened the door, I was greeted with a camera flash right in my face. The door burst open and 4 good sized Filipinos barged in. They claimed to be police, but had no uniforms, no guns and would or could not produce badges. The first thought that came to my mind was that they were street thugs, posing as police. Their behavior was not police like, so I fought off their attempts to handcuff me, and I screamed as loud as I could for help. I yelled at Lisa to run for help. I was trying desperately to get the attention of the apartment staff downstairs.The struggle in my room lasted over 20 minutes, but when the apartment manager finally came up, I relented. The "police" behavior changed dramatically by the presence of the apartment staff and several other western tourists who heard my yelling. Off to the police station we went. I still had NO idea what was going on.

It was at the police station that the head detective told me that "Lisa" claimed to be 16 years old. I was shocked. They were charging me with child rape. He whispered to me that he suggest I settle this case with money. 250,000 pesos. He had this big "shit -eating" grin on his face as he told me the amount. I knew I was in for a long night ahead.

COMMENT : Similar scam to 59 below , it seems. Angeles is shooting itself in the foot and is now off limits until the Council of Elders advises otherwise.

Life at d' Front is getting hairier by the year. Just as well I am entering the retirement phase (voyeurism etc). Got all my 'experiences' (sexual) behind me and not looking for much in the future.

Osama set up a terrorist training camp. Looks like we have to set up a training camp too. Teach the boys how to engage 'the enemy' etc : ) Although , its hard if not impossible to resist the scam Rosco faced (above).

Ho hum , more whorists for Thailand , less for Philippines. Shoot , shoot yourselves in the foot Flips , shoot shoot.

When that steel bar door clinks shut, it is the loneliest feeling in the world. I find myself alone (thank God) in a 5 foot by 7 foot grimy and foul smelling holding cell at Angeles City police station. The cement floor is slimy with piss. As the adrenaline from my lame resistance wears off, I feel sharp pains in my ribs and wrist. I wonder how the hell I'm going to get out of this mess.

An hour or two later, my cell door opens and a young Filipino man is pushed inside. He falls to his knees, drops his head in his hands and begins sobbing uncontrollably. After a while he gets up and pisses on the wall. Now we are both standing in a full puddle of his fresh piss. Throughout the night a few visitors are allowed to stand outside my cell door. It is the friends of my alleged "victim", just stopping by to suggest I discuss payment with the "Auntie" of the "victim". "Filipino men will be fighting with you in jail all the time" one girl says to me. They leave without mentioning any amount. The "Auntie" never shows herself.

The next morning, I see the girl from last night led in to the detectives desk just outside my cell. She is now dressed in a little school girls uniform, no make-up, and carying a large stuffed animal. Her hair is in a pig-tail. She did everything to look younger but lick a giant sized lollypop!! They talk in Tagalog but I can tell she is giving her official statements for the police report. An hour later the typed report is handed to me to read. The report is in English :

"Police were staking out a known pedophile...." the report begins. My heart sinks. If the police would blatantly lie like that on their report, what chance do I have? I have NEVER had ANY run in with police anywhere in my life before, and I have NEVER been around ANYONE under age in any inappropriate way EVER. I am being charged with (gulp) child rape, child abuse and resisting arrest. "This is a very serious charge, Mister Rosco" they kept saying to me. They always smiled when they said this.Two or three detectives came separately to my cell and asked me for my version of events. I told both of them that I wanted a lawyer present and I wanted a representative from the US embassy to see me ASAP.

One other guy who claimed to be a community activist came by alone and said he was "on my side" and he was reporting "against police corruption". He wanted to know my story too. After he heard me out he whispered "I think maybe this is a set-up, Mister Rosco". OH GEE, DO YA THINK?!!!!!! He started to ask about my personal finances. "How much money do you have? Where is it? Tell me where it is and I will go and keep it safe for you" he says. I may be stupid but I ain't THAT dumb. I told him to go FUCK HIMSELF. He told me I could fuck off as well and left.

Sometime around 3 p.m. I was handcuffed to the other guy in the cell an we head off to see the prosecutor for Angeles City, maybe a half hour away. We are handcuffed together in the back of a pickup truck, being paraded around town like two monkeys on display. The prosecutor deals with the other guy first. He is being sent to jail without bail until his trial for allegedly stealing some chocolate bars the night before.
I am next.

He asks me if I have seen my lawyer yet. I tell him of course I haven't and I want to speak to someone from the US embassy as well. He says I can call them myself. I have no phone, and of course I don't know WHO to call, but this is my problem he tells me. I tell him my story. Far from being sympathetic to my cause, he actually ADDS some additional charges onto my original list of offenses.

This whole time, I am waiting for SOMEONE to ask me some amount of money to make this go away. NOBODY ever actually asked me for money. They only alluded to it. Now it's getting late and I'm told I will be transferred to county jail until my court date. No date is set. I sit and sit and sit. Everyone seems to be stalling. I have no idea how this is supposed to work so I bite the bullet. I blink first. I ask the prosecutor if there is some way I could make restitution to the "victim" for my "offense". "What do you mean?" says the prosecutor. Now everyone's interest has picked up quite a bit. I continue "maybe I could apologize to the "victim" and offer some money for compensation?". "How much?" say the prosecutor. That's the real question, isn't it. That's what this bullshit is ALL ABOUT....but how much will do? I wanted out of this situation in the worst way. I wanted more than anything to get the FUCK OUT of the Philippines right then and there. I thought of the amount of cash I had in my room. "24,000 pesos" I said.

Smiles abound!! Off come the cuffs. They were so happy I thought they were going to sing to me "For He's the Jolly Good Fellow". "OOOH, this is good" says the prosecutor, because "they need money". I am told to apologize to the police officers that I harmed with my "resisting arrest". I have to sign a statement that I won't sue them for my injuries. "Next time you have to check the birth certificate of the girl, Mister Rosco" someone says with smile. "Don't trust their I.D. card, it could be a fake. You can't trust ANYBODY" said one police woman. "Indeed" I say. "How do I know their birth certificate is not fake?" I ask. "You can look at the picture" they all told me. "I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure birth certificates don't have pictures" I explained... "and even IF they did have pictures of the person, it would just be the picture of a new born baby, wouldn't it?" They released me from custody about 24 hours after the ordeal began.

Their reaction leads me to believe that I overpaid quite a bit. Who knows how far this really would have gone? Maybe if an US Embassy official got word he could get me out. Maybe if I held out a little longer I would have called their bluff. Maybe 10,000 pesos would have done the trick. Who knows? What I do know is that the 4 Filipinos who barged in my room were NOT real police. My yelling alerted the apartment manager who in turn called the real police. It doesn't really matter. They are all in on the scam. Nor does the "victim" actually HAVE TO BE underage, she simply has to CLAIM to be underage. Her real age will be part of "the investigation" as they call it. These charges carry NO BAIL and you can rot in county jail until your court date, which could be months away. Once you are in their clutches, they got you good. And they know it.

This experience has ruined the Philippines for me. I can no longer enjoy the constant, totally innocent flirtation from young women that I encountered EVERY DAY during the 2 months I was there before this mess happened. Now it all has a sinister quality about it. I can not bring myself to smile or flirt with any woman there now, for fear of their alternative motives. Nor can I go back again. Maybe. :)

Gotta have a rethink of my future. Recent criminal activity is a sign of things to come. Thought I'd left that all behind me when I exited Papua New Guinea (PNG) thirteen years ago. Don't want to re-live the png experience in this my twilight years. Last night was quiet , but I am house bound. The crims could be observing my movements today. All thoughts are running through my head , including taking up residence in either the Philippines or Thailand. As procastination is my forte , I'll most probably do nothing : )

"A 72yr old small town mayor in the US , who is accused of providing city water service in exchange for sex , has agreed to resign. Troy Anderson's resignation as mayor of Waldron Arkansas , population 3000 , will be effective on Sunday.

Arkansas State Police investigated complaints against Anderson , who was charged with two counts of abuse of public trust and four of patronising a prostitute. Case documents allege he provided city water service to a woman for sex".

Comment : This man is the benchmark for the rest of us , and the real thing , a deviate extra-ordinaire. Sex for water indeed. Don't think I would get far with that approach in the Philippines ,eg , "Here sweety , a bottle of Evian (spring water) , now how about a blow job" : )

See 65 below. The real happening for me next day was trying to thwart the crims.

So , 8pm down the end of the property I go , find a 'control tower' , elevated position in the bush at back entrance to property, right near where the crims will park their vehicle on the back road. My plan of action is : let them enter the property , when they get a safe distance away , go out onto the roadside and take registration number of their vehicle , return to property and surprise them from a safe advantage point. The bang , and shotgun pointing at them should do the trick. Hopefully they run off. They can't get to me from the safe advantage point (and I cant get to them either) So , what actually happened ?

I found my Control Tower in the bush , sat down , and in the dark , checked I had all equipment on hand , patted shotgun to my right , spotlight to my left , then moving my hand around on the ground , couldnt locate explosive device on my left where it was supposed to be. Had to shine spotlight on area , and yep it was not there , I've dropped it somewhere. No problem , it was 8.15pm and the crims would not call until 9 at earliest 10pm latest. I retraced my steps in the bush and out of the bush right back to my house and no device. This was the main 'shock' tactic of mine , had to be found. Forty five mins later I found it in the tall grass. Returned to my favourite spot , sat down and waited for the crims.

9pm arrived , 9.30pm , 10pm , some cars came and looked like they were going to park but didnt. Flying Foxes or whatever were above me dropping sand like stuff on my head. A possum was making noise not far away and something was crawling through the bush towards me , most probably a fowl of some sort. Creatures of the night for companions , instead of chicks in the Philippines : ) Eleven pm came , then I gave up , obviously they are not coming. 11.05pm I returned to my house but didnt fall asleep until 4am. Unable to sleep , half alert for the crims.

Next day I inspected the building , nope they did not call. Perhaps they were overimpressed with my reinforcements from the night before ? Anyway , whilst absent from the property and in broad daylight that next day , they struck again. Apparently they had their control tower and were observing me too : ) Neighbour reported loud crashing noises etc and five guys exiting the place. About $1500 of those same treasures were stolen again , cause I had taken them out of the overnight location thinking they were safer in the regular location by day. Not so , need top safety day and night it seems. They have about 40% of those items now , and want 100% , I am sure. Insured yes , but thats not the point , dont like being bested : )

Where to go from here ? Plan B methinks. No sitting in the bush , a more safer and effective way of getting the vehicles licence number is required and fast , to hand to police. So its Plan B. Stealth Intelligence tells me the crims have got a window of about eight more days to achieve their objective. After that , they are unlikely to strike. So says "Stealth". Council of Elders agree , eight more days and the siege will be over. Hope they are right.

There is no other safe place I can move the objects to. Will have to reinforce even further. Tried to locate a nasty Rottweiler but such is not pos in a matter of hours/days. Takes weeks/months to find the right dog. So its Plan B tonight folks , but wouldn't be surprised if the crims wait until I have come off red alert and then strike again. For sure with Plan B I will get their car number and then its the cops job to apprehend them. Reminds me of PNG and all the criminal stuff there.

I must get the better of these crims , ie , registration number , apphrehension by police , return of stolen goods (hard to sell items). More exciting than the Philippines , I tell you. Fishing for Fun has started early , having my 'fun' already.

Damn , have to delay my departure (FFF5) by a week. Got four criminals attacking the joint. They got $2000 equivalent in items first raid , came back again two nights later , but I'd reinforced the place and they could not force their way in. Presume they have gone away to get better tools to gain entrance tonight. They only took 20% of the goodies on show first night they called. Now they want the other 80% , which of course has already been removed to a safer location.

Tonight I will sit in the bushes waiting for them. My first job is to get their car registration number. Its not a stolen car , I know that much. Secondly I will approach them in the dark with a de-activated double barrel shot gun and a device that lets off a blank cartridge. Sound from device is very loud and realistic. First the bang , I'll immediately drop the device , they'll look and see the shotgun aimed at them , then hopefully take off.

Hope they dont stand their ground and call out something like : "hey grandpa , go back to sleep". If they do that , I know I am a gonna , and will most probably lose my shot gun in the process : )

So , must ward off this threat first , then install a friend who is willing to occupy the premises whilst I am away. Delays my departure by one week.

So long as the cake isn't stale when I arrive in the Philippines , all is well : )

Yep , Suvarnabhumi Airport , 1st planned 45yrs ago and costing $4 billion , has finally become a reality , 28th Sept. No more Don Muang Airport. Suva' is apparently 30km's East of Bangkok. It will be interesting to see what a taxi fare to the City will cost. The Thais are great ones for investing in infrastructure. Can not say that about the Flips.

Cary Cooper , Professor of Psychology and Health at Lancaster University England :

"In life there are winners and losers , or wolves and sheep. Wolves have a rabid desire to succeed. Sheep on the other hand are actually happier losing than winning. They don't have the same competitive drive.

Comment : Personally , I have preference for the loser image. Disarms the enemy and helps me to relax , unwind and enjoy life. A loser has nothing to lose : )

"Four out of ten Britons would be prepared to give up sex if it meant they could live to be 100, according to a new poll.

Almost half of the women asked in the Bupa survey said they would take up celibacy to reach the milestone .

However, only 31% of men said they would be prepared to sacrifice nookie for a telegram from the Queen.

Many people - 39% - would be prepared to give up eating and drinking whatever they wanted to ensure they lived to 100, while 42% would give up travel.

But there was one thing people would not give up : 74% would not sacrifice money".

About time , another Army Coup in Thailand. Fourteen years since previous one. Newbies should proceed ahead with their travel plans as it will be 'business as usual' , regardless of current political manouvres. Maybe designated trading hours , eg , 1am closing will be strictly enforced , but otherwise there will be no stopping the sex trade , which the Army and Police depend so heavily upon for personal cash flows.

Even so , this is not what the country wanted , a coup during the kings year of celebration.

So, attempted coup when I was in Philippines not that long ago , now coup in Thailand. Our hunting grounds are currently a little unstable.

Council of Elders advise : "Proceed ahead and fornicate as never before". Nothing to worry about.

Email to Thommo :

"A friend who frequently visits the phillipines every two months has some disturbing news. He has just returned sept 06 and has advised of the following. The girls in the bars are now colluding with the police and are snatching innocent guys monies. I will not metion any particular bar to protect the locals but this is disturbing. And its happening to guys paying the bar fines in the main bars on fields avenue. Guys are paying the bar fine, having sex and then the girls are saying the sex was unconsented. The police play along with the scam saying that paying the bar fine does not allow sex. They then use scare tactics to squeeze 10,000US out of unsuspecting victims.

Next month the losers will be phillipine airlines, taxi drivers, hotels, shops, girls bars etc etc. the money will go back to thailand. At least the Thais know the importance of repeat business".

UPDATE : See update below , posted on 10th October.

Thommo's Reply :

Yeh the Thais have commonsense , something lacking in the Philippines. Filipino's are notorious for shooting themselves in the foot. They have got everything except honesty , and its this lack of honesty that holds them back and always will hold them back.

The scam you talk of is not new , there are many variations of the same scam , but never heard of U$10,000 , you must mean Pesos. Normally the heaviest is Pesos100,000 (U$2000). Its been going on since Adam and Eve.

Anyone on the receiving end of this shit should tell Police he will 1. Get in contact with his Embassy and 2. Get legal advice and 3. Not pay a cent. Easier said than done , I know.

For sure , you should divulge the actual bar/s this shit is coming from , otherwise guys are just walking into a trap.

Yes , there is more scam , tricks etc in Philippines than Thailand. One of the reason some guys do not go to Philippines anymore. I first set foot in Philippines 1974 , been there hundreds of times , staying months some times in days of yore , and never have been on the receiving end of a scam. But then I do not fuck GoGo , Whore House , Massage etc girls : ) Some of them are hard core whores who do not care how they make their money.

This scam you talk about will not dramatically affect Philippine Airlines etc. as you suggest. It already has affected them and the Philippines. If this shit was not going on , Philippines would have more visitors than Thailand. Its the stories of crime and filth that deters visitors from ever going to the Philippines in the first place.

Received the following Email :

"Hello.

I am hoping someone there could maybe help me with a question that I have which has put my life on hold and caused me great confusion.Â I know this is not something that you have time for but I don't know where else to turn and I am reaching out in hopes that someone will help me come to some peace.Â My fiancee recently took a trip to Bangkok.Â I know how available prositutes are there but I was wondering about this activity among lady dormitories near Ram. University?Â Our Visa account shows a charge for $294.00 listed as PRAKAYDAOÂ RAMA-4 Thailand.Â The only information that I could find on Prakaydao is a lady dormitory on Rama 4 near the university.Â I know that our outlook on prostitution may be a little different but I hope you won't hold that against me.Â Does this kind of thing go on in such places and to a degree to where they take Visa cards.Â Please respond to my question if you can, whether I marry this man or not counts on the answer.Â Thank you for your time".

"The Thais have a lovely smile and charm , manners etc but underneath they can be a snake in the grass.

If they perceive you as being experienced (eg myself speak some thai language) normally no tricks.
But if your perceived as a newbie , then there can be tricks.

It would not surprise me what they did with your fiance's credit card . The dorm info you supplied does not ring a bell. Anyway sex for foreigners does not extend to dormitories. Credit card sex in dormitories ... never heard of it , put my money on it never happens. Lot of sculduggery going on with foreigners credit cards if one is not careful. Not uncommon for foreigner to return home and find unauthorised purchases on credit card account. Why doesn't fiance challenge the debit ?

Not clear on what actually happened , bit confused in what you say , but can say with 28yrs of many trips to thailand , it would not surprise me what tricks they (Thais) could get up to.

Deceiving foreigners is quite common , especially if foreigner is naive/trusting.

Verdict : Not guilty , insufficient evidence against the accused. The court rises.

COMMENT : We have to help our fellow mongers , in time of peril : ) Think I have saved his bacon. Anyway , he was innocent of "sex in the dormitories" but most probably not innocent of sex per se : )

More trouble in that non event of a town/city called Hatyai. A very long way from Bangkok , and to think in days of yore I travelled by train from Bangkok to Hatyai. Not worth it , even less so now the terrorists are targeting it on a fairly regular basis. Pussy aint worth dyin' for : )

FF6 (Brazil) : Portuguese language. Pleased with my progress. Didn't realise how much stuff I had on the language. Words/expressions coming back to me now. I'll arrive best equipped language wise , but not cash wise. 1995 I had unlimited funds , no budget , just spend spend spend. When your in that situation and whoring , the good times flow , that's for sure. It will be interesting to see what I think of Brazil when I am on a much more restricted budget. First trip (1986) I was on a tight backpackers budget. Not a lot of excitement on that trip. 1995 unlimited budget ... fun , fun , fun. 2007 : restricted budget. Will see. Given up on the idea of buying a pocket translator. Just another gadget for the crims to steal. Pulling gadgets out at night in little cantina's isn't the smartest thing to do. Will have to do that with the camera , but hope to have a guia turista (tourist guide , aka , security) with me then.

FFF5 (Philippines) : This trip is mainly a courtesy call , to show the girls my newly acquired 'glow in the dark' penis and drink copious amounts of beer. Mona Lisa and Bambi (FFF4) have gone their own way. Bambi is staying faithful to her sponsor , who keeps pumping money into her. No doubt she has visions of a mansion , fancy car etc back home in the States. Sponsor might not have anything like that. Doesn't pay to spoil the girls , raises false expectations. So , sexual conquests for me in the upcoming FFF5 , might be few and far between. Anyway, don't want to spoil my reputation as a voyeur/deviate : )

Well , I have my tickets for both Philippines (Oct) and Brazil (Feb) , and am seriously impoverished as a result. Brazil ticket was the most I have ever paid for an air ticket , double or more than anything I have paid before. Flying there Carnaval and High Season time , is as expensive as it gets. I delayed purchasing the ticket for 48hrs and in that time the ticket price went up $150 , so then bought quickly to avoid more inflation. As folks buy more tickets for Carnaval , the price goes up.

Teller where I paid for ticket (Agents A/C) said her son had just come back from Brazil that very morning. "They were either trying to rob him or were robbing him , all the time". Welcome to the War Zone. I picked up a good tip from the Internet , a guy said words to the effect : "if you look paranoid about being robbed you will be robbed". Yeh , I agree , a scared looking tourist/whorist would be an invitation to the street crims of Brazil. Think I will place rear vision mirrors on each side of my mini day back pack , slung in front of me. That way , will be able to keep an eye on whats going on behind : )

Reminds me of years ago reading Lonely Planet where they reco'd backpackers to fix chicken wire around their backpacks , otherwise their packs would be slashed from behind. For sure the attack comes from behind , nearly lost a wrist watch that way , last trip. Lost sunglasses snatched off my head and so on. Next step is reserve a room at my favourite hotel (Recife). That should be fun , they only speak Portuguese : )

Thank heavens for the Americans and their 30yr occupation of the Philippines years ago. At least they set the English language in concrete. Not long , and I will be there (Philippines). No need for rear vision mirrors in that neck of the woods : )

The Labour and Employment Ministry of Brazil and myself agree , whoring is a "battle". When your there it truly is "d' Front". Excerpts from their paper , including the journalist who translated it :

Journalist : "The Brazilian Labor and Employment Ministry (Lula) provides a list of working activities that exist in Brazil. This detailed list presents thousands of jobs and professions with advice on how to make the best of them. Included in that list is :

Item 5198, "Sex Professional" is an example of the effort put in the task by the Lula administration's bureaucrats. They have pieced together all that's needed to make a successful career of prostitution.

The information given on their site is a real primer for anyone man or woman interested in getting into the business of selling their bodies. It teaches step by step how to prepare, seduce, negotiate and then deliver the sexual goods. The free advice should be obligatory reading for anyone dreaming on becoming a prostitute.

Under the heading Working Resources candidates to a prostitution position are warned they need a special wardrobe for the activity that is called batalha (battle or war) by the government's primer. The basic kit for the street warrior includes male and female condoms, water-based lubricant, cell phone, moist paper towels and toilet paper. They are also told to print their own business cards.

According to the Labor Ministry's instructions, the prostitution career is open to anyone 18 or older and the requirements in terms of schooling are minimal. The average schooling for a Brazilian prostitute is between fourth and seven grades. The government also warns that prostitutes will not get the full potential of their career before two years of experience".

Note : To avoid a terribly long list , I have omitted some of the government tips.

Here are some of the more interesting ones. Their words , not mine and not the Journalists :

Plan the battle
Become visually appealing
Create a seductive look
Conquer with touching
Offer customer specialties
Recognize the customer's potential
Satisfy the customer's ego

Prepare the working kit (condom, accessories, make-up)
Organise working schedule
Negotiate price
Fulfil customers fantasies
Give caresses
Role play for customer
Invent stories
Engage in sex
Go shopping with customer
Pose for pictures
Conquer the customer

COMMENT : I like some of the above , eg : 1. "Plan the Battle" 2. Satisfy the customers ego and praise him 3. Fulfil customers fantasies 4. Role Play 5. Invent Stories 6. "Conquer the Customer"

"The Thai ex-wife of a murdered Briton, whose charred and dismembered remains were found scattered in the jungle, has been sentenced to life for his killing.
Toby Charnaud, 41, a former farmer from Chippenham, Wiltshire, vanished in March 2005 after going to collect his son from Panadda Laoruang's home.

The Petchaburi court convicted her, two relatives and a neighbour of murder. Another two men were acquitted.
The couple married in 1997 after meeting in a bar, but divorced in 2004.

The Charnaud family lawyer, Bunchu Yensabai, said Mr Charnaud divorced his wife because of her addiction to gambling, according to reports.
Ms Laoruang, 35, was found guilty of hiring Bunthiam Phuiphong, 31, Chatri Sriprathum, 28, and Niphit Satabut, 27, to kill her ex-husband at her farm in the Kaeng Krajan National Park, 180 km (110 miles) south of Bangkok. The court heard that the three co-defendants had first fired a home-made gun at the victim, and then beat him to death

According to judge Sarayuth Busayanawin, they then tried to get rid of the body by burning it on 20 kg (44 lb) of charcoal and then burying the remains in a national park.

The prosecution argued that they had been paid by his ex-wife to kill him so she could inherit his money and property.

In a bizarre twist, Mr Charnaud had earlier won a writing contest with a short story that appeared to predict his own murder.

Mr Charnaud's mother, Sarah, who did not attend the hearing, issued a statement saying his family's lives had been "shattered" by his killing.
"For me, his mother, one of the worst horrors of his death is the fact that the first attempt to kill him failed and he would have struggled against his attackers in vain" , she said".

"Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the
merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to
be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of
having my asshole bleached!"

Naturally I took the offer of 'counselling' from the Council of Elders. And in their wisdom they advised that neither the Yellow Cake nor the 'glow' will last forever and thus recommended a quick flight to Flipsville and share same with the local ladies. So , its Flipsville this October , then Brazil February next year for Carnaval and carnal delights.

Have already started to overcome laptop problem brazil. Will go to and fro Internet Cafes 'hippy' style. No leather bag (hippy native string bag from Papua New Guinea instead , laptop covered in brown paper) , no shoes (thong type slippers in lieu) no sox , no sunglasses/watch. Add to that , go to Int Cafe 9am , when the crims are back home sleeping off their previous nights manouvres. Going on Lonely Planet (freebie library copy) Internet Cafes open around 9am , so 9am it is. Will try and recruit a male tour guide ex Front Desk staff to accompany me when I'm pulling out camera and taking pics. Combination of 'hippy' disguise and tour guide , plus equiv of 10 months residency in Brazil , days of yore (experience) , should minimise risk of theft somewhat.

Focus , focus. Gotta focus on first things first .... Flipsville (Philippines) this October , four weeks away.

Will try and get a pic of the girls enjoying my 'yellow cake'. I am serious , will capture it on camera and place on FFF page. That's a must. A celebration of sorts. Yeh , this mini Flip tour will be a celebration of sorts.

Then after Brazil , my finances will be greatly depleted , and so , post Brazil the FFF Diaries might be few and far between for a while , but not forever. 2007 post Brazil will be quieter than usual , methinks. I'm expecting FFF6 (Brazil) to be my best Diary yet. Expense/danger there is , and excitement there is ... Brazil.

So there is the programme. Its funny , in brazil they do not call the girls 'hookers' , they call them programme girls. Think they spell it "program or programa" , will soon find out , when I brush up on my Portuguese.

Brazil is a photographers delight , especially a kinky place like Salvador. It's a Voyeurs Delight too , I will be in my element there. Hope I get the balcony room , I had twenty years ago , overlooking Praca de Se (Court). Lots going on underneath that balcony. My eyes will be busy. But Cantina da Lua (CL) is my most important target. If I get in and out of there unharmed I will be doing well. Will not go there without a local 'chaperone'. Hope they let me take pics inside , but then of course when I do that , I advertise that I am in possession of a valuable camera. Will cultivate 'friends' inside by shouting some drinks and smiling a lot , in the hope some of the guys will volunteer to escort me back to my brothel hotel 100mtrs away. Need more than one local to escort me home early hours of morning , Salvador crims operate in packs.

It's going to and coming from a place like CL that there is a risk. Inside , there will be trepidation at first by the local boys , eg , "who's this gringo , invading our private watering hole and perving on our private women". Whites do not normally enter CL. Never saw any doing so in 1986 . Even less of a chance in 2007 methinks. For sure , I will enter with the biggest of broad smiles , sit down quietly , greet everyone around me (tudo bom/whatever) and wait for my first opportunity to shout nearby table drinks.

Maybe I told you somewhere else on this website : When in Papua New Guinea and running a Store 1992 , a white guy strolled into my store. Unusual to have a white customer in that neck of the woods , high up in the remote Mountains. We got talking. He said he had been working on oil rigs in Brazil , married a brazilian woman , owned a go-go bar etc. I told him about CL and the lovely experience I had there (1986). He was amazed I had walked in and out of CL , and back home to my hotel , early hours of morning unharmed. Ignorance can be bliss at times. I like a certain amount of danger. Sitting on the outside circle looking in is my favourite activity , but not inside the circle looking out : )

That's what I intend to do in Brazil , circle danger , and enjoy it. Also sample a few beautiful asses 'n tits (faces usually lacking , but not always) , strong shapely legs , and high energy sex. Think I will have my heart checked before I go : )

But most importantly , I'll get busy with my voyeuristic duties/responsibilities. Capturing same with the camera , wherever possible. Thinking about buying a back up Snoopy. Expense of doing so worries me a bit , but its my passion in life .... whoring. Not necessarily fucking nowadays , but observing d 'trade' in full swing. It's like chess in a way.

I enjoy , sitting at a watering hole , watching the eyes dart hither and thither , guys sizing up gals , gals sizing up guys , offers and counter offers , rebuffs etc. And the voyeurs delight .... a gem of a gal , nice looking and nice attitude willing to suck and fuck all night : )

The prospect of going to Brazil has elevated me. My imagination is running wild.

First the 'celebration' , and courtesy call , on the girls of Cebu (Philippines) and surrounding islands .. in four weeks time , October.

Things are moving fast (elevated : ) ........ Have ordered Snoopy's cousin , the one that is supposed to be blur free , ie , compact camera , lowlight shots without flash , blur free. Will believe it when I see it , but need a back up , got a feeling those brazil crims are going to get something , most probably my camera , so a back up camera will be handy.

One of the reasons I never married , no woman could ever live with me , I change my mind so much : )

Last night finished a few hours of researching Recife and Salvador and the stuff on there depressed me. Too much negative stuff going on (Brazil). What the guys there were saying reminded me of the negative experiences I had in Brazil too (4 month stay and 6 month stay , in years gone by). Yes , I also had good experiences on those previous trips , otherwise would not have stayed six months , but it wasnt only cause of the sex , it was cause of the overall atmosphere ... bizarre , that I stayed so long ! Brazil intrigues me. Anything bizarre will hold my attention , as Brazil did and still does.

But to fly in for say three weeks and have a ball , I am wondering , after reading those negative reports from guys , will I have a ball ? Most importantly , I am thinking ... would I have a better (less hassles and cheaper) time in Philippines/Thailand ? Why pay four times as much for less ? Crime comes up in their brazil reports , muggings and attempted muggings. Saun is not coming with me to Brazil. I'll be a target. Mmmm , need more time to think about this one.

Negatives : Crime (laptop ; camera ; muggings) .... Expense (compared to Philippines) .... Language barrier (They do not speak English) .... Accommodation availability (Carnaval time) ... getting to and from Internet Cafes with Laptop avoiding theft (street crims) .......... and the list goes on. Guys are saying 'Cantina da Lua' in Salvador is off limits to whites nowadays. That was going to be one of the highlights of my trip ! And they say , carnaval time you can not take a camera out onto the streets with ya etc. Oh Dear , my beloved Brazil has gone down the sewer , it seems. It's twelve years since I last visited Brazil. Most probably a lot more unemployment and thus crime since then ? For sure the online guys do not seem to be enjoying themselves , like the guys who post on Thai/Phil websites do.

Positives : Definite escape from Planet Earth .... Planet Brazil (saves buying a $250,000 ticket with Virgin Galactica) ; Bigger bodies , strong bedroom action ; Great music and dancing.

Indecision , procastination ... will I ever get there ? My Brazil trip looks like costing U$6000 for 21 days , fares included. Not much nookie budgeted for either in that fig. That's the equivalent of about three twenty one day trips to the Philippines (63 days) , fares (x 3 trips) included , and nookie (Phil) , including bj's without condom.

I have fond memories of my second and last trip to Brazil. Had a lot of luck with the girls , never looked like being mugged etc , but yes was drugged in hotel room once. Drank at Cantina da Lua with slave descendants and their women , a ball , including the music. Perhaps I should just leave it at that , rather than invest U$6000 to find out , like the guys on the internet , that things nowadays have deteriorated , including BJ's only with condom !

For sure , the Thai/Flip girls are more feminine than the Brazil babes. Femininity is important to me. If I dont go to brazil I will miss the dancing , music , full sized bodies and bizareness of the place. But an ageing monger like me , heading to Internet Cafes with an almost new $2000 laptop , and at other times holding a new funky camera , might be too much for the street crims to resist ? I can hear them now : "Here he comes , on his own , ageing tourist , time to pounce" :)

I will not feel under threat in the Philippines , but will , to a certain degree , in Brazil. Can a person 'enjoy' if he is looking over his shoulder all the time ?

Need more time. If I am not going to Brazil I will take off for the Philippines rather soon.

Wanna give the Flip girls some 'yellow cake' whilst I've got it , and show them my new "glow in the dark" penis : )

After researching , then typing out above I went to sleep. Woke up six hours later in a different frame of mind.

Thinking to myself , "to hell with those guys on the websites , they paint a negative picture of Brazil , but I have a different attitude to them , different approach and modus operandi. They are fucking regular whores for U$100 , I will get 'irregular whores' , non whores and 'apprentice whores' for U$30 or for free (eats , drinks and a taxi home)". And as for dangers , that's something I have to come to terms with. Do my best to protect myself and equipment , whilst seeking 'fun , fun , fun'.

Cant sit in the relatively safe western world vegetating away. Gotta get out and about and experience some excitement. I'm not getting any younger. It's now or never , in respect of Brazil. I would regret not returning just because of the 'crime'. It would be an even bigger crime not to farewell Planet Brazil. I'd feel like a whuz/whimp. Gotta satisfy that curiosity , regardless of the price/pain.

The Council of Elders is aware of my predicament , and have offered 'counselling'. Dont know if that's good or bad : )

The half eaten egg salad sandwich was left behind by Britney at a recent awards ceremony and was taken home by a waiter who realised its money-making potential.

There have been 23 bids so far, with the highest one currently standing at £47.52.

Describing his actions on eBay, the waiter said: "It (the management) does not say anything about how I am supposed to discard their food when they have me pick up their leftovers." He went on: "When I got home, I pulled out the camera, took a few before shots, then vacuum sealed them right away. The vacuum sealer preserves items such as this for years and years."

Comment : An enterprising young man. Suppose some fan freak will buy it and lick , lick , lick the section where she last bit : ) Fella's , we should put our used condoms on eBay : )

Been busy online and offline trying to find an air route I am comfortable with ... Brazil trip. Price , regardless of route seems to end up the same. Got one now that lands me in Recife , my place of destination anyway. Other offers had me arriving in Sao Paulo and catching 42hr bus rides to Recife etc. All for no gain money wise and lots of pain.

Ever had a 42hr bus ride ? I've had some big babies in Brazil before , not interested in them any more. Biggest bus ride I will do on next trip is Recife - Salvador , about 12hours that's enough for me. Salvador is the most dangerous , but most exciting of the towns I will visit. Hope I enter and leave Brazil with camera and laptop intact : )

So it was one day 'lost' , no purpose , next day , found ... Brazil. Got lots of language catch ups , research accom (Lonely Planet) , brush up on latest scams etc and decide on locations/venues I'm going to hit. Never do that on arrival , always research beforehand. Ones trip depends a lot on the quality of 'homework' before take off. By the time I arrive in Brazil , I will know my target/s and how to find them with the minimum of fuss. One thing that keeps nagging me though .... security of my possessions .. new laptop and new camera. Crime and muggings is much higher in Brazil. Most probably leave my leather bags , watch , sunglasses etc home. Gotta dress 'down'. Best to walk around with no sox , watch , sunglasses and in shorts , and no looking up at tall buildings either : ) Memories of those street kids trying to rip my watch off my wrist , taking sun glasses off my head etc (Recife). And I will never forget being drugged and robbed in my hotel room by two sweet ladies I had known for two weeks. That was 1995 , imagine what its like now ... more dicey , I presume.

Radiotherapy is over and I am lost. It took up 3hrs of my time every day and gave me a purpose in life. Now that is all gone.

Oh , if I was only in my 20's I would lash out and do it .... travel , travel , travel. I remember taking off in 1986 on a one year world tour with only U$20,000 and no job/future to return to. For sure , the best trip of my life , included Brazil too : )

Now , as an ageing Monger I am 'scared/fearful' of lashing out , yet circumstances same as 1986 except for one fact , I am a lot older : ) "Fair is youth and void of sorrow , nought it cares/knows of tomorrow". Yes , as we get older we become more circumspect , willing to take less risks. I've even started to use condoms lately : )

"A woman in Britain who had forty orgasms a day , was yesterday put on probation for a $14,903 benefit fiddle.

Ruth Leach , 49 , from Blackpool in Englands Northeast , who suffers from "persistent sexual arousal syndrome" , said she lived on her own to claim council tax , housing benefit and income support for herself and her ten children.

But she had taken in a lodger , Simon Leach , 22 , who then became her toy-boy lover and the couple began living as man and wife , though she was still claiming benefits as a single parent. They have since married".

Leach did not tell the Government about the change in her circumstances , but she did sell her 'orgasm' story to a magazine.

Comment : When I was 22yrs old I would never shag a 49yr old. When I was 49yrs old I would always shag a 22yr old : )

"Five people have been detained in China for running striptease send-offs at funerals, state media say.
The once-common events are held to boost the number of mourners, as large crowds are seen as a mark of honour.
But the arrests, in the eastern province of Jiangsu, could signal the end of this rural tradition"

Comment : I am a great believer in respecting traditions/customs , especially ones of this kind : )

2006-08-17 Michelle’s – 137 Bayswater Road Sydney
$150 in addition to massage fee (that's why I don't live in Sydney...)

Tall, slim with small pert breasts, her face looks 35, her chest looks 14, the rest of her body looks like a very toned 25 year old.

Pierced belly button, pierced clitoris which she says makes her much more orgasmic. In fact, she says that in masturbation she can come 8-9 times over half an hour, and she certainly claimed to have come 6-8 times with me. The fact that she is very quick to suggest mutual oral sex and whips out her mini-clit-vibrator at the first opportuinity certainly suggests this is the case

Started with some basic back massage with hot lotion, very nice body slide with ear kissing, roll over and I get her to lay on her back as I go down on her. First time for me with a pierced clit but I adopted the usual techniques and she responded well. First time no fingers, then one, then two , finally three. She was certainly having orgasms.

I get up and she licks my balls (will only suck cock with a condom) I slip one on and lay her back, sideways over the table. I fuck her standing up, slowly, her legs around my neck. She is using the vibrator on her clit and as it repeatedly brushes against my cock I am worried about coming too soon. After a quite evident orgasm on her part I get her onto her hands & knees and enter her doggy style. She has long legs, so the angle of attack is high, and I work her nipples with my fingers. Long deep strokes, then just short pulses all the way inside her. I reach around for her clit and after a few moments she gets her own hand down there and triggers away. Finally I have a good, deep, drenching orgasm.

Afterwards she remarks that she could feel every stroke, every nuance and contour of my cock as I fucked her (so full marks to Durex, Pleasuremax 56mm ribbed & studded…)

Perhaps best of all, she said – I think quite sincerely – ‘well, you know your way around the bedroom…’ A compliment indeed from a professional whore

The fish are not biting. That is , cant come up with any gos' , news etc for time being.

Four more nuclear attacks and then the ceasefire comes into effect , no more radiotherapy.

Started researching Brazil to see if I can get a feel for it. Can I get value ? It will cost me 3-5 times more than a similar trip to Thailand/Philippines. Its not about sex for me nowadays , its about fun. And what is fun ? Observing , in the main. Meeting folks from another planet (Brazil) and most importantly having a break from my usual routine. Brazil for sure is a break for anyones routine. More of a break than Philippines/Thailand. Another planet .... Brazil. So maybe , its worth the extra cost. Money is scarce , will have to have a further think on it. Right now , I say I am going to Recife , Salvador (Voyeurs Delight) and possibly Natal (fond memories). , ie , I am going to Brazil , arriving Carnaval time 2nd week of February 07.

Carnaval time is the time to be in Brazil , and I am not talking about the highly commercial Rio style of carnaval. Way back in 1995 , Recife during Carnaval time , was a blast. Nice young non whore girls in my bed. One in particular I can see clearly now (sorry no pics survived). She was walking down carnaval street with girlfriend , I was standing in their way , beer can in my hand. Asked them if they wanted a beer , yes , of course. Buy from people walking around selling them and the rest is history.

So , before my days on this Planet are up , I should say farewell to Brazil , Recife in particular. And then there is that weird city called Salavador , south of Recife. "Voyeurs Delight" , thats for sure. North of Recife , a relatively small city called Natal , fond memories of a great gal there. Maybe I will get there too.

Oh well , enough talking to my self. Back to more research. By the time I hit Brazil I will be armed with the best and latest info.

"Cop rapes hooker
by : Ferds Sevilla

KATIE (real name withheld), 19, prostitute, thought she was jaded to the ways of her wild and wicked clients. Until she met a cop who shattered whatever faith she had left in men, and God.

The maniac thrashed the terrified hooker, then poured wine on her gaping wounds while he poked a gun at her sex organ. It was a sadist’s demented view of a good time. “Pagod na pagod na ako!,” Katie cried as she endured the beastly sex and torture. Yet the louder she cried, the more her tormentor smiled with satisfaction.

Sodomy spiced with injury. Blood and battery. A painful orgy with merciless hands and a cold gun. These were just among the perversions that Katie supposedly endured for hours in the mercy of her rapist inside a motel in Sta. Mesa, Manila.

“Ang baboy. Kung anu-ano ang ginawa at pinagawa niya sa akin. Siya raw ‘yung si Pigoy Big Brother,” Katie told People’s Tonight.

Katie was among the 100 suspected prostitutes rounded up Saturday night by Manila Police District operatives from the L.A. Café Bar on M. H. Del Pilar and R. Salas Sts., Ermita, Manila, on orders of Mayor Lito Atienza.

The teen hooker, known at the bar as Kit-Kat, is a self-supporting second-year Customs administration student. This, according to her identification card.

“Ito lang naman po ang mapagkakakitaan ko ng sapat para maisulong ko ang pag-aaral ko at ng kapatid ko. Praktikal lang,” Katie said.

Katie was with a Korean client outside the Manila Hotel on Roxas Blvd. three weeks ago when the uniformed cop pounced on them.

“Mali raw po ang ginagawa namin. Malambing kasi ‘yung Korean na kasama ko. Sabi ng pulis prostitution daw ‘yun at kailangang dalhin kami sa headquarters,” Katie recalled.

The Korean asked how he can settle the “case.”

The officer allegedly instructed the Korean to pay for his time and all the “trouble” he went through in tracking them down.

The Korean rushed to his Manila Hotel suite and got at least U.S. $2,000, which he gave to the officer. The policeman warned the foreigner not tell anything to anybody or else he will not ever get out of the country.

The officer reportedly refused to release Katie.

Katie alleged the policeman took her to a car at the parking lot in the back of the MPD headquarters on U.N. Ave.

“Pag ‘di raw ako nagpa-kuwan, ikukulong daw ako at sama-sama raw ‘yung mga babae’t lalaking preso. Pipilahan daw tiyak ako, sabi n’ya,” Katie told People’s Tonight.

She said the policeman then took her to Nightmare Motel.

“Kasuka-suka ang mga pinaggagawa n’ya sa akin. Kinunan pa ako ng picture sa cellphone. Gustong kunin ‘yung cellphone ko, nagmaka-awa lang ako. Ako na lang ang nagbayad sa motel at taxi,” Katie said.

Katie said she met the Korean at L.A. Cafe, where very young, pretty whores are reportedly available. The bar’s managers have belied allegations that the establishment is a haven for prostitution and illegal drugs.

“Hindi kami kayang ipasara ni mayor dahil wala silang mahuhuling illegal dito,” a bar security OIC said".

People's Tonight
8/15/2006 20:18 PM

Neptune Disco, Wanchai, Hong Kong HKD 1,000 Getting older as I am, I often break the really long haul flights with a night somewhere, so today in Hong Kong on the way back from Beijing I meet Ann, 32 from Buri Ram, who has a daughter 12, and who says the father died when she was seven months pregnant. Khmer/Lao extraction. I love Thai girls for the GFE, even in HK, but this one didn’t quite pan out as either of us expected. She speaks immaculate English and having admitted to three previous visits to the Excelsior hotel during her 21 days in HK one can only accept that she is an accomplished whore, a fact borne out by her really outstanding BBBJ technique, about which more later. Anyway, we got to the room and I started to get the feeling she was in a hurry. Nice face, not very Issan-looking, hair lightened perhaps, I stripped her off to reveal an almost perfect mid-height body with very light skin tone. She was not shaved, but had almost no pubic hair at all, her pussy being tiny, neat and smooth She went down on me pretty much as soon as she came out of the shower – really good technique, bobbing up and down then deep throating, no friction or pausing for breath. But after a minute max she is asking me to put on the condom, seemingly focussed on keeping short time as short as possible Any way, I wanted to eat her out first and got to it. Now either she is really massively orgasmic or a very good actress – I suspect the latter – as her ‘orgasm’ came within fifteen seconds of me starting to work on her clit and her pussy was not even wet by then. Even The Joker is not that good! Still, full marks to her for making the effort. Interestingly, she presented herself first for doggy style entry – something quite unusual in my experience, as 99 percent of women seem to prefer getting on to their backs to start things off, but again perhaps this shows her long experience in getting men off, and her desire to get done and get out ASAP I decided to refocus her attention by slamming hard and deep into her as quickly and as violently as I could. Now, I know for a fact that my cock is way too long for most Thai girls, and I was pretty sure that regardless of her ten years professional fucking the same would be true for today’s lucky lady. Sure enough, now she was screaming out and it wasn’t acting I can tell you. So I flip her onto her back, force her knees back against her shoulders and drive in deep, closely watching her face as her professional pride gives way to the shock and pain of every stroke. I can’t help noticing how beautiful her body is, lean and taught as I pin her down, A few changes of position – I always like the side approach for deep penetration = an attractive view of both sides of the coin and the ability to get my hands on both tits at once. Now every time she asks me to come I just slam into her harder. I put her back on her hands and knees, then force her face-down with a pillow under her hips. I get between her legs and push them apart with my own. I stretch my legs out over the back of her thighs then hook my feet back under the backs of her knees (try it…it mounts you nicely on her) Now she is immobilized with my cock poised for a deep rear entry into her pussy. This position lets you get really far up with a great angle of attack and she is soon calling out again every time I thrust – but not as loud as she calls out when the first thrust goes into her arse. Frankly, I am brutal now, holding her down and making vicious powerful thrusts deep into her. The calling out has long given way to sobs and I finish with a pile-driver that they could probably feel in the next room. I climb off and crack open a Carlsberg. She goes to the shower and spends 15 minutes cleaning up the cum and blood from her arse. When she comes back she says ‘your friend hurt me too much’. You don’t say? Here’s 1,000 , see you later. The Joker

40. Tuesday 15th August : La Cafe Closed Down

Supplied by Taipan :

"Pasukin ninyo! Wala akong pakialam kung sino ang may patong diyan. Maski taga-rito sa city hall, sisibakin ko sila!”

This was the stern order of Mayor Lito Atienza to Manila Police District acting director Senior Supt. Danilo Abarzosa which led to the raid of L.A. Café on M. H. Del Pilar Street, Manila.

At least 100 suspected prostitutes were arrested.The establishment reportedly served as a front for prostitution and was frequented by shabu vendors. It reportedly enjoyed the protection of some policemen, military officials, and city hall insiders listed on the club’s payroll. Police sources said some media personalities are also on the take. That earned the establishment the tag “untouchable.”

“But mounting complaints have reached the office of Mayor Atienza, alleging that prostitutes, pimps and shabu vendors abound in the said establishment,” Senior Insp. Rene de Jesus, chief of the MPD Detective Beat Patrol, said. A surveillance operation revealed that L.A. Café employed “very young pick-up girls.”

Ermilinda Viray, bar assistant manager, who was held along with seven “undocumented” waitresses, however, strongly denied the allegations.

“Gawa-gawa lang ‘yan ng mga naiinggit na competitors namin,” Viray said.

The bar owners, Kirshner and Jonathan Turf, were not around during the raid.

Police could have arrested the 200 pick-up girls hanging out in the bar, but there were only six jeepneys to transport them to the Manila Police headquarters on U.N. Avenue.

Those arrested were reportedly teenagers working without permits.

L.A. Café is just a block away from the MPD Sta. Monica precinct and two kilometers from the MPD Station 5.

Last year, three call girls told the police that they were picked up at L.A. Café by a group of Arab students who gang-raped them.

The establishment was raided last year by the MPD Task Force Galugad under Chief Insp. Alex Yanquiling, Jr. But instead of getting a commendation, the official drew flak, and his promotion was frozen".

Peoples Journal
8/14/2006 19:36 PM

"I also heard from a friend that Amazonia was raided too last night" .... Taipan

Comment : Seems the pack rape by Arabs brought too much attention to La Cafe and the rest is history. Also , nice to know our korean friends will find it hard to get a freelance nookie , this point on : ) Unfortunate for regular Mongers who regarded La as 'home'. Myself , I thought it was a great voyeurs haunt and good place to get a feed. For me , post radiotherapy and thus impotence (?) it really is a plus , cause I do not have to stay in rat/filth infested Manila again to update La.

It was too good to believe , Ermita coming alive again. La was a big step forward , now there are many big steps backwards. Perhaps this Sphinx will rise again with the greasing of the right palms ? Will be hard though with all the publicity , newspapers and all. Bye bye La , nice knowin ya. Hello .............. (replacement).

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Nothing to talk about , so might as well talk about myself. I have survived 24 nuclear attacks (prostate radiotherapy) and havent suffered the side effects promised. Might have to ask the Oncologist to increase the dosage so I can feel some side effects. Other guys on the same programme are suffering , why not me ? Its not fair.

Thursday 24th of August is the 32nd and last attack. Then I will see if the Oncologist can give me the green light for FFF5 , ie , consumption of alcohol and providing girls with my latest and most unique gift ... Yellow Cake.

Currently I am hoping for dick dipping in the Philippines October or earlier and then a big reconnoitre of Recife Brazil late in the year. Dreams are made of this : )

"A British prostitute took a client to court after he admitted he could not afford to pay her after sex , reports the Liverpool Echo. Tracy Harper complained to police after unemployed Matthew Bushell 33 , told her he could not afford U$1200 equivalent , he owed her for their six hour liaison. Bushell , it has been revealed , was bankrupt and owed U$25,000 equiv from using phone sex lines and escort girls".

Comment : Sad isnt it , lad has never heard of the Philippines and U$20/30 all night. Some people are locked into their immediate environment , they don't think outwardly . Imagine how much nookie he could get for U$25,000 , about eight hundred (800) all night Filipina's. But then , he didnt pay his bill/s did he : )

"More than 250 men and women pleasured themselves for charity yesterday in Great Britains first 'Masturbate-athon'. Participants from all over the UK queued outside a converted photographic studio in Clerkenwell , central London , to take part in the event.

Participant Neil Crawforth 28 said : "I'm not a good swimmer and I can't run very far , but I can masturbate".

Comment : If there were both men and women there , what a waste. Why didnt they have a fuck-athon ? Presumably it would raise more money too : )

"Ethically ambiguous as your sex tourism is , I know that if I were a poor girl in a shit country I'd lie to men about their sexual prowess too, especially if it meant my family would be eating that week. I'd take your sandwich and your $20 and I'd tell you that you weren't like the others, in fact you were unlike any man I'd ever known, that you made me feel so good, that I came so much I couldn't see straight. Et cetera, et cetera. Maybe I'd even lie and tell you your penis was big.

Then I would laugh about you with my sisters, "can you believe he bought that shit".

Eventually you'll see they all lie to you in the same way and the lies will make you falsely proud. You'll get younger and younger girls, hoping to find a real virgin, or you'll hurt them to punish them if not , until you fuck up and do something illegal and end in prison.

Or, and I'm hoping this is more likely, you'll just run out of money. And you'll be stuck on your home soil, with the women who aren't impressed by your middling cock and your goddamn sandwich, getting older and uglier, inside and out. That's you: lonely and bitter.

But I wouldn't stop you from travelling this road even if I could, because the way it's looking, you'll never marry or breed: you're a genetic dead end, a stumpy limb on a tree. And the world is better for it.

...Unless, of course, you knuckle under and buy a wife from one of those shit countries (who will say she's a nice traditional girl, but she's played virgin with many men just like you), and then you're left with a 50/50 chance. Either you'll have sad children who'll grow to hate you as much as she does, or she'll leave you as soon as she has her new citizenship and you'l