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FISHIN FOR FUN .-. 4

HI FOLKS !

Here we go once again.

Direct from d' Front .... Thailand. Not sure if I will get to Philippines this time. In the Phils I have a habit of sitting at a bar with an old friend , and resident of Cebu , for hours on end drinking lots of beer. Not what we go overseas for , eh ?

But the sex for me in Thailand is a bit tame. Wild for others , tame for me. So , I still might dash across to Phils to have a beer/boink or two : )

Saun is with me , but as usual wishes to stay in the background.

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Daily Diary

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Do not expect lots of bedroom babe pics , as I dont have the money for the babes anymore. Also when you've been whoring for 32yrs like me , one more doesnt make all that much difference , unless she is 'special'. Regular LON's dont turn me on , even if they are beautiful. It's their mentality/attitude that bothers me.

Ageing Mongers end up as 'Flies on the Wall' : )

There's lots of you guys out there same as me ... as the years tick by we get fussier and fussier , where it gets to the point we dont even get a fuck. Actually its getting to the stage where "I don't give a fuck" : ) So , expect more 'Fly on the Wall' stuff as in previous FFF's.

Snoopy , my new travel companion.

First assignment is finding Snoopy , my discreet mini camera. Saw him last time at bangkok domestic airport but budget restrictions precluded me from buying then. Since that visit have located a couple of suitable bangkok camera outlets on the Internet , eg ground floor MBK. Providing they give me all the accessories and warranty , I will buy , and have some fun (stolen pics : )

ARRIVAL

Enough of the disclaimers , here is the 'meat'.

Following advice from Stealth Consultancies , I departed this time via a different route and airline , and arrived at a different airport. Usually I arrive in Manila then backtrack to Bangkok later on. Not this time. Main reason ... I know Snoopy is in Bangkok but not in Manila. More wealth in Thailand , hence more up to date technology such as Snoopy.

Actually the airline I travelled on is more likely to be a terrorist target than any other I can imagine. That added to the excitement of the flight. Excitement has been lacking back home at the Clock Tower , so a good start to FFF4.

New Bangkok airport not yet open , so still the old and yet more than satisfactory Don Muang Airport. Arrived late in the night , everything as usual went smoothly. Whilst at the airport , thoughts of dropping my bags at Hotel and heading for Big Dog Bar for 'observations'.

Go to airport taxi booth and as usual ticket lady goes to give taxi driver the whole ticket minus her portion. I say "my part" , she tears off and gives me my part of the ticket in front of taxi driver. TD (taxi driver) not happy , cause I have my copy = can report him if monkey business , plus he heard me say 'thank you' in thai language = this passenger (me) no mug punter = can not rip him off , and/or no big tip. He doesnt open door , pretend to take bags or anything , he just heads for his drivers seat. I throw my two bags plus laptop bag onto back seats and prop in the back. TD has glum look on his face , takes off using meter , good boy. I say to him : "you happy" , he says "happy what" , in other words .... 'happy for what reason' , ie , why should I (TD) be happy. Silence all the way from airport to my "Safe Haven". Gotta give him credit , he was quick and took a new and novel short cut through a hotel underground car park into my Soi. Neat. Meter said Baht145. I had already given him the Bt60 for tolls , so gave him Baht 220 = Bt75 tip for getting me to destination quickly and safely. Still glum , no smile , not one single word. Out of the taxi , no help with bags. I am thinking ... that guy is a closed book , he is going nowhere in life.

Dropped my bags at SF (Safe Haven) , grabbed my conventional digital camera (not Snoopy) and off to Soi Zero Beer Bars at 12.35pm in the night. In twentyfive mins time its 1am and bars will close. Soi Zero was really 'zero' , sad , no one around 2/3 girls in a bar no customers , say four customers in the 10 bars that were still open. Out of there , to Big Dog down the road , 5 mins walk away. Up the steps to Dog , my quick eagle eyes check out all the waitresses as I walk through , out of Big Dog and down the steps other side. Special bar girls had been bar fined , only average ones left. Outside Big Dog I prop and look at baby elephant parked at entrance to NEP. Handler tells me elephant 4yrs old and from Surin. He tries a timid little sales pitch for sugar cane. I give him Bt20 cash for pic. Scrounging for change , I could see he had over Bt700 in his pocket from sugar cane sales. Dont think I was too popular with baby elephant. He can eat sugar cane but not the Baht note I gave his handler : )

Little do the LON's know , they are under close scrutiny from this point on. Their offers of free sex for a favourable rating on whorist.com will not deter me from being my usual frank self : )

To entrance of Nana Disco and confirm that after the Bt400 entrance and free drink , a beer is Bt160. Not many girls around disco or nearby bar. Everything quiet. To Golden Bar , prop and observe young 7 year old girls close by entrance to parking lot. They shuffle up to giant falangs throw their arms around them and will not go away until falang gives them something. Amazing how many falangs give these little mosquito's Baht20 just to get rid of them. Reckon these little girls are earning Baht500 or more per night. On a monthly basis they are making more than 75% of the hookers hanging around the same Nana parking lot.

Had a beer at Golden Bar , then met falang. He's been staying in Thailand for six months and has learnt some of the language. Girls gravitate towards him cause he is 24yrs old ... fresh meat : ) We stayed at Golden Bar until 3.30am (beer street sellers kept us supplied) , had lots of conversations with lots of girls trying to seduce young guy and got lots of knock backs for pics. Thais and camera's just dont get along. By the time I returned home and got to bed it was 4.30am. Just imagine , I got up 5.30am back home previous day , been on the go till 4.30am the following day .. now. Not bad for an ageing monger.

Woke up 7am , my first day in Thailand = two and half hours sleep only. To Nana Buffet , but too early for Kodak processing shop , so back to room have another two hours nap and then return to Kodak. Got 12 copies of pics I took night before mostly dogs , except for above ones which fall in the 'average' category. Pretty ones refused to have pic taken. One actually said "website , he put on website". Amazed at her sophistication and knowledge. Cunning lot these Thais. She was spot on/correct .. I would have put her on this page : )

Anyway , which of the two above would you take ... 'natural' , happy go lucky gal on left , or long legged schemer on right ? PS : Long legs was a girl (not katoey).

Typed the above out. Programme now : MBK Shopping Mall for Snoopy , Lumpinhi Park for 'shadowy' freelance scene , Golden Bar to hand out pics of girls and then who knows what. By that time , the beers will have kicked in and anything can happen. Fun , fun its gotta be fun or forget it : )

Time to put this online.

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So , my memory is terrible. Reason , I drank too much beer. Memory bank destroyed : )

For sure went to MBK and to basement photo' shop recommended on Internet. Only had red Snoopy , "my chawp" (not like) , so upstairs to where I saw Snoopy on previous trip. They've got it , plus all the accessories and good price. I bought it , in 3 mins flat. Manager took some pics without flash , good quality. It's a low light specialist , ISO1600. Covert camera , stealthy : ) Also , no sensor light , no light of any kind shows. When you take the pic no light comes on = discreet. Subject of pic doesnt know she is being photographed , apart from the fact mini camera is pointing in her direction. No flash , no sign of any light/action. Very small , light and discreet m.o (modus operandi) ..... that's whats wanted.

Now , you wouldnt believe it but I am busy. Cant write about everything , mostly mundane stuff nothing to do with whoring , but I am fully occupied , so do not want to grapple with Snoopy right now. Put it away in travel bag and might try and go through user manual when in Chiangrai. Thinking of buying a second 'backup' Snoopy , just in case first one is stolen/lost , especially in crime ridden places like Brazil. Trip to Brazil might come up towards end of this year. I asked guy at camera shop how long it takes for him to get second Snoopy in , and he said "one hour". Amazing , wouldnt get that kind of service in my country , they'd say "2/3 days". Thais know how to do business.

Yes , got ticket for Chiangrai. Also received email from Burmese lad who wants to fuck white women. Might be meeting him in Burma few days time. Waiting on his reply. I will coach him about scoring white women and I hope he will become my official 'Agent-Burma' and then score some quality burmese ladies for me. "Mutually friendly/beneficial" .. whorist.com modus operandi (m.o) Once again I have arrived overseas bearing gifts. Same corny stuff I have been giving out for years. He will be thrilled with what I have got for him. Unique (and cheap). Naturally I will pull out the scissors and cut off the 'made in China' tag/s : )

Think I might have an 'Agent-Bangkok' in the pipe line too. Girl. Relaxed , easy to get along with and a non commercial LON. Saw her again in the night , and she says she will be back again next night. Will see if she is interested in showing me Thai only places , ie , tour guide for Baht500 plus taxi fare home .. 2/3hours should do it. As tour progresses I will see if she can poach me a nice 'take-away' (girl) along the way. Offer her additional Bt500 for a good one. Makes it expensive you say. Yeh , but I get what I want. Not easy for an old falang to secure a nice young non commercial lady by himself. Much better if a Thai gal tries on my behalf. No embarrassment (for me : )

Stayed long time at Big Dog Bar. Nice beer bar girls there. Its a great movie .. sitting next to the rail watching the sea of human activity below. Good observation post. Couple of different katoeys fronted up. See pics below. The gal to the right , by herself , is a katoey (man). Funny that one. First I get waitress at Big Dog to ask her if I can take pic. Katoey says no , very politely and walks off. However she stays at entrance to NEP , five metres from where I am looking for a customer , so I decide to have fun and tell waitress my plan (fun). So get waitress to ask take picture for Bt100 and katoey politely refuses again. Well , I got my waitress to try all kinds of angles with katoey but he/she continued to say no. After about 2/3hrs and just before Big Dog closed he/she came across and told waitress "falang can take pic Baht500". I smiled and said 'pang' (expensive). Five ten mins later katoey returns , still with no customer , smiles and says "OK Bt100" (needs taxi fare home) . The result is pic below , right hand side.

Big Dog is good for katoey action in particular. There was another one who came along and propped in front of me , lifted up her dress , pulled down her pants and showed pussy. Big grin on she/he's face. All this in front of about 50 or more people , but the performance was aimed at me. Bit old and therefore desperate tactics. Another two , see pic below left side , were dressed up as ugly demons , whatever. Most probably better than their natural look anyway. They are more like dragons than demons. One on left is especially inviting , don't you think : )

Big Dog closed at 1am , and so I went across to Golden Bar (G Bar) and met a tall falang guy who has lived nine years in Thailand. Speaks Thai and many other languages fluently. Also met a fellow countryman who thinks he speaks thai but actually speaks shit. Nice guy , but no clues in communicating. When he talks in English he discusses complicated subjects with the Thai girls and the girls just nod 'yes , yes' all the time but havent a clue what he is talking about. I told him this , but he didnt listen and carried on 'talking to himself' ... and the girls carried on nodding "yes , yes" : )

So , drank a lot again and got home late again , but have the nucleus of very interesting nights with prospective 'Agent-Bangkok'. I want to see bangkok nightlife through Thai eyes. That will be interesting. Knowing my luck she might not front , like all the girls I took pics of (not pretty) , got copies processed (about 24 in all) and they didnt front next night to receive them. Unreliable like Flips : ) These girls live a day to day existence and their life is consequently a bit topsy turvy.

So , today I slept in till 12 mid day. Got to Internet late and had trouble uploading = page one online late. Whilst trying to sort out my problems a big guy , and I mean big in a broad sense. Wide shoulders big chest and heavy athletic weight lifter look about him .. comes along and asks me in a pushy/aggressive way how long I am going to be on internet. I told him 30/45mins , he didnt seem happy. Anyway he gets on long distance phone next to me and soon lost his temper and screamed out aloud in Italian ("escolta/er , escolta/er"). I never ever heard a person scream out so loud in public before. It was deafening. Thai Internet Manager asked him not to scream out again. 'Weightlifter' went quiet for a while then screamed out yet again. Another falang raised his voice and told 'weightlifter' to shut up. Not a wise thing to do , considering the circumstances. I thought we would see some action. But nothing happened. Eventually 'weightlifter' finished call , paid and left Internet. I said to Thai Internet Mngr (re weightlifter) : "sorry any girl tonight". Thai replied ... "sorry for any girl (with weightlifter) every night". Good reply.

The funny thing is the little Thais dont care how big a guy is. They fly into the trouble maker falang and within 10 secs there are 5/10 more Thais flailing into falang too. You will not win a fight in Thailand. You might even die , as some carry knives. Its never a one on one fight for long in Thailand. You really get to know how much they like us when something like that happens. Sweet and Sour ..... Thailand. When sour , you don't want to be around : )

Forgot to tell ya , yes did check out Lumphini Park beat last night but I was too early 10.30/10.45pm. Even so , I get the impression it aint great shakes. Hope to cruise past their tonight , say 1am if pos , and confirm if a go-er or not.

Apart from that , everything else was pretty mundane stuff (eg , masturbating in the shower : ) But I will tell ya what happens tonight .. last night in Bangkok for a few days.

Programme : Shower , shave , check hit list I made up back home , write spots into mini notebook , find prospective 'Agent - Bangkok' (Bk) and do a tour. Notebook just in case Bk doesnt have any suggestions. Tomorrow its Chiangrai , then 2/3 days later maybe meet 'Agent-Burma' (Br) in Burma itself.

So what actually happened ? Ate 11pm at Hotels restaurant , among other things .. poached eggs. Didnt have my reading glasses on , reached for pepper shaker , shaked lots of pepper on to eggs , began eating and got this crunch crunch feeling on my teeth. I thought : "the cook has got some broken egg shell in the egg". Ate more , same again , crunch crunch. Is this the Thai way , eating the shell too ? : ) Then waitress comes up and says : "You put sugar on your eggs". I put my glasses on and look at pepper shaker and find its fine brown sugar in a salt shaker ! So my eggs are covered in sugar. Never mind , cant order more , they take too long to cook and cant waste them , so I continued on eating the eggs covered in sugar. First for me , eating eggs doused with sugar. Waitress most probably thought it was just another falang quirk.

Didnt get out of the Hotel until 12 midnight , that's goodbye for some of the places listed for action tonight. Waited at Golden Bar for my potential Agent .. Bk. She did not front until 1.30am and towing a little kid of hers. Too late for whore tour and certainly not with a little 3/5yr old. Got her cell number and told her will contact on return from Chiangrai for Tour Guide duties. Actually more like Whore Guide duties. Havent discussed the terms of engagement yet eg salary etc (wont be much : ) , but will clear that up before she does anything. Misunderstandings can spoil a relationship. I am thinking long term here. An Agent in Bangkok ... I like the sound of that : )

Agent (Bk) takes off carrying tired kid. Within 60 secs I am in taxi and off to Lumphini Park. We did a crawl past all the girls at Lumphini. Not many and not the greatest talent. I think we can forget this one fella's. Will not bother to return there again. Next off to Siam Hotel. Driver misunderstood me and took me around the back where there is a long stretch of girls beside the road. Ten/twenty or more katoeys the rest looked like regular girls. Reckon there was 100 gals 'n katoeys in all. About 30/40 cars bumper to bumper slowly crawling past the girls. Told driver , "no , I want coffee shop". So he then stops outside Siam Hotel. In days gone by there were 30/50 girls in front car park of Siam. This night not one single girl. You can blame the Thaksin government clean up campaign for that. Anyway , think the same girls are around on the back road nowadays. Cars can stop there and have a good look. Before in front of hotel difficult for more than 2/3 cars to stop at any one time. So overall Prime Minister Thaksin has improved the Siam sex scene.

I walk inside Siam , its about 2am. Coffee Shop well catered for , but still only about thirty girls. Just as many guys , all Asian , no falang. Quality of girls so-so , some as good or better outside on the back road. My 'Student' friend from FFF3 is not in attendance. Overall , not inspiring and not worth stopping at C Shop for drinks/food whatever. Out the door I go , catch a taxi to Nana Parking Lot. Taxi driver swings around and down the siam back road again. I counted the girls .. 92 on back road. Driver is playing my favourite music from Laos. Lots of taxi drivers are from Laos. I tell him to turn the volume up , it was good. Stop at Nana and quite a crowd of people in Parking Lot , maybe fifty girls. Quality same as back road. Its now 2.35am and the girls are clawing me , pestering me for this/that. Had enough , back to my room and get some sleep for trip to Chiangrai 4pm same day.

So I only drank half a small bottle of beer in the last 24hrs (G Bar). That should do my health some good. Back in my room , type this out before sleeping. Got some things to do before checking out 12noon for airport : paste field reports onto site and upload ; update computer for viruses ; answer emails ; have brunch (buffet) . Right now 3.30am and to sleep.

Ooops ! Up again 6am .. no rest for the wicked : )

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Eventually to Internet Café , no screaming Italian guy this time. Had problems uploading stuff to Internet. Did not succeed. Can not guarantee Diary on time once overseas. Had Buffet at Nana , its so-so , too greasy for me and same food every single day. Alternatives ? Not really , only ‘Safe Haven’ Restaurant. My fussiness sometimes creates problems with food and with the girls : )

Later on to Airport and read Snoopy User Manual. Got so involved reading it , nearly missed my flight. Within 60 mins I was at Chiangrai Airport and then to my favourite Ge How (Guest House). They always remember my name and seem to quite often have my favourite room for me. Shower and off to Ayes Restaurant to eat my usual .. “sweet and sour vegetables”. Then to Big C , the Beer Hall and Miss Spunk , of FFF3 fame.

I find she is not there. I do not enter Beer Hall as I don’t want to drink beer right now. Back to the Night Bazaar and buy three unique $1 gifts to give to Bangkok/Cebu babes. Catch tuk tuk for whore tour , but the guy doesn’t know anything more than me. Confirmed there is only one Lady House in the whole of Chiangrai nowadays. After 15/20 mins of spinning around , I tell Tuk Tuk driver to return me to the Night Bazaar , but he drops me 100mtrs from the place. Why ? He sees his tuk tuk mates and wants to stop and talk to them. I can walk the rest of the way , thinks he.

Before he did this , I had decided to give him Bt100 for what was a Bt70 max trip , but because of his bad attitude right at the end , I gave him Bt60 and walked off. He called out to me “not enough”. I did not turn around , continued to walk slowly and purposefully towards Night Bazaar. If he had run after me , it could have got nasty awfully fast. I would have given him another Baht40 to shut him up and keep his mates away , but not without telling him what I thought of him. This is the first time I can recall such a bad attitude in Chiangrai.

I disappeared into the crowd at Night Bazaar to dissuade him from having second thoughts about coming after me. Did a loop and ended up at Ayes again where I drank two ‘beer sodt’ (draft beer , Chang). Then off to my Ge How , but in a round about way to avoid the local tuk tuk mafia. This turned out a blessing in disguise cause I came across a tiny little cantina with four girls and no customers. Pounced on one girl straight away. None of the girls speak a single word of English. Took pics , bought one ladies drink for Bt60 and a beer for Bt50. My Thai is improving and so I am having no problem communicating with these ladies. Mine (Eagle Eyes) is 20yrs old. I told her I am 19yrs old , brought a smile to her face.

Didn’t waste any time. So before returning home asked her to call at my Ge How 2pm next day. These were not bar fine girls only drinks girls. They earn money chatting with customers and hoping customer will buy ladies drinks. Not commercial like , eg , Pattaya/Bangkok. They never ask for ladies drink but they certainly hope for it.

Provincial Governor makes it hard for girls to barfine in public. Add to that she was a Chiangrai girl = loss of face if seen with falang. She’d be branded a whore immediately. Eagle Eyes agreed. She said “what for” ? I said “shopping” (bullshit). Idea was to bang her 2pm to 6pm , then she can shower and off to work by 8pm.

Had some soap powder with me , bought at 7/11. Told her I'm going home to do some washing (true). She understood and off I went , wondering if she really will call next day.

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Soaped up the clothes and left them in a big plastic trash can I had bought previous trip and left behind at Ge How for safe keeping. To bed alone , up 5am , rinsed soap out and put clothes on the line.

Today its upload Diary (hopefully) , get pics processed , hire a motorcyc (motor bike) for a self sponsored whore tour of Chiangrai. Going with tuk tuk is too inflexible and comparitively expensive. Will cruise around on a hired motorbike and see what I can find. Didn’t have any luck in finding the Bus Station Beer Bar talked out by one guy on Internet. I queried Tuk Tuk driver on that , and as suspected , he said there is no such place/s. More misinformation on the Internet : )

If I can find one nice Eagle Eye babe like last night , there will be more reconnoitres , but on motorbike this time. Tomorrow its Burma and meet Agent Br. Most prob a waste of time , but one has gotta try.

Had brekky , dropped memory card in for pics , and hired motorcyc. To Internet. Problems with web host : “no connection” notices all the time.

Next , long wait for Eagle Eyes.(EE). At the appointed time no EE. Thirty mins later I hear a faint little putt putt of Honda 100cc motorcyc coming towards my building. She has arrived. Smart girl , she came on her own , good sign. But it took a devil of a long time to get her on the bed and undressed , but fuck her I did. Doesn’t know anything about sucking cocks , but I like these naïve ones , especially if they are a little apprehensive/scared as this one was. So .. got rid of some ‘dirty water’ at long last. First and possibly last (?) for the trip. To get money to her in a discrete way I picked up her bag and said how nice it was , she looked across to me , which is what I wanted , and whilst she was looking , slipped P500 (U$10+) note into her purse. This way , no ‘money talk’. She knows now I have paid (for services rendered).

I then tell her I have things to do and must go. She gets the hint and showers , combs hair and out the door. Tonight I will patrol on motorbike and see if I can find a replacement. Tomorrow its Burma and the Agent.

My clothes had dried within 6hrs. Its a clear hot day. Might get an opportunity to wash some more before returning to Bangkok and Miss Bk , d' whore guide/agent.

So , its now 7pm , I have got motorcyc (motorbike) am off to get some ‘nuhm mun benseen’ (gasoline) , eat , then patrol Chiangrai night scene , most probably get drunk along the way. Have only had about five glasses of beer in last three days. Time to "seek and destroy" .. again.

What happened ? Well , I went everywhere on the motorcyc. The whole town seems to be deserted. Restaurants which should be a fertile recruiting grounds (sex) empty and no sign of pretty waitresses either. The Inn Come KTV was stocked with ordinary girls this trip , pretty ones time before. At Sea Restaurant I got conned. Paid Bt345 and only got one bottle of beer. Partly misunderstanding by girl , partly a rip off. Next time I go there I will pay as I go , no chit/bill. Will go there again cause its got potential (girls).

Rode out of town where there was a string of naughty singalong places in days of old. Nothing there. Thaksin (Prime Minister) at it again ? To Sinambin Garland singalong place but girls inside this time and what I saw inside was not impressive. Good ones barfined ? Night before , they were sitting outside and some were impressive. Must call there earlier when they sit outside under bright lights.

Have a guess … my daylight saving bang (Eagle Eyes) was not at work. The Baht500 I gave her was the equivalent of 7 days wages. So , she didnt bother to front that night as I thought she would. I was surprised to see a new and little big younger face at the same place , an 18yr old gal. Think we will call her "Tun" (turn up nose)

Yeh she seemed a bit spunky and up for it. At 11pm , and when no one else was around , I asked her if she could call at my place when she finishes work that night 12 m/n. She said yes , but she can not stay , her parents will wonder where she is. No barfining with these girls. All arrangements were made out of ear shot of others working there. No hope if you do not speak Thai , these girls do not speak English at all and thus hard to arrange such a manouvre without effective communication. Easy with hard core whores , difficult if not impossible with the 'amateurs'.

So , I went back home and prepared the place for some 'fierce fucking'. Sure enough 12.20am she arrives and knows what she is there for. Very young and keen to taste a big white cock. Little did she know , she's in for a disappointment : )

Usual routine. Sat her down on bed and unzippered my pants and stuck cock in her mouth. She did her best. Missionary position for a regulation bang , then turned her around and slammed it in her ass. Washed cock and back in her mouth again. I like those pouty lips of hers : ) Nice thick lips and big eyes , did it for me. She tells me most of the girls working at the Cantina are studying part time. Presume she is one of them. They don't come to work every single day , casual. Hence Eagle Eyes didnt bother to front that night. "Up to you" way of running a business : ) 'Tun' said she will not be back at the Cantina for two days. Thats ok , suits me. Lucky I 'pounced' so quickly and actually banged her , cause after Burma I might go straight to Chiangmai. Karaoke 10 and the cuties beckon. Also kinky 'Spicy' (Chiangmai).

Put Bt500 in Tuns bag. She knew , they don’t miss a trick. Out the door she goes and back to Mumma and Papa. She thinks I will be banging her again , three days time , not so.

I have done well in Chiangrai but all from the same watering hole (Cantina). Not many left there to bang : ) Soon each will know who I have banged and thus this little fishing pond will ‘dry up’. Have a prospect at Sea Restaurant too (waitress). Face a bit too powdered up though. Reminds me of Bangkok Massage babes :

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But I will not hang around Chiangrai for her. Gypsy genes are kicking in. Need to move on.

After Chiangmai there is that insight into 'Thai only' sex venues with Agent Bk (Bangkok). Then possibly Cebu Philippines and fuck Bambi all over again. She is still young and improving. Most importantly , she now sucks cock like a real trooper. I have taught her well. Might 'pimp' her yet : )

Back at Chiangrai , I get up early and head for Wiang Come Hotel for Buffet .. Kodak shop for copies of pics , long distance call to web host then catch bus to Mae Sai and over the bridge into Burma .. quick whore tour with motorcyc taxi , then meet Agent Br 3pm. Have to be over the bridge and back into Thailand (Mae Sai) by 5pm. So what happened ?

You'll have to call back 5am GMT Thursday 1st June to find out.

Fun , fun its gotta ........................

Daily Diary

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Project ... to Mae Sai , over the bridge to Burma and meet prospective Agent :

Arrived at Chiangrai Bus Terminal , small native bus just about to leave and one seat for me. Sit down , knees pressing hard against seat in front of me and young kid in army uniform next to me is taking more than his fair share of the bench seat. No air con and overhead fans not working. Hot 'n humid. An uncomfortable one and a half hours ride will ensue , methinks.

Across the aisle there is Mumma with her 3 and 6yr old kids. Three year old button faced and cute. Give her and big sister my corny souvenir gifts. Mumma and kids impressed and wai me.

Put my legs out in aisle to stretch. Conductor or fellow passenger comes along aisle , so put my feet back in again. This is going on all the time. Seat in front of me is killing my knees. Still I prefer bus to riding motorcyc to Mae Sai. On one such motorcyc trip had a puncture .. lots of inconvenience followed. Plus security consideration re bike when I abandon it and walk over bridge to Burma. Four guys can lift a locked bike up and put on back of utility/pick up and drive off with it. Screw my travel budget if that happened. So , for that reason and other reasons , native bus to Mae Sai it is.

Arrive in Mae Sai 10am , far too early , but the early bird catches the worm , doesnt it ? Across the bridge I go and hop on a Samlor (bicycle taxi) and place order : "bahn pooying sow" (house of young ladies) , to which samlor rider replies ... "Lady", I nod yes and off we go. He heads in same direction as Samlor in previous trip (FFF3). I am thinking , is he going to take me to same three houses I saw before. There might not be more than three Lady Houses in Tachileik ?

Pedal , pedal he does for some time. Sex scene is a bit out of town you see. Fortunately first lady house is new to me. Good. Inside we go and the usual 'horse stalls' , little boxes in a row. These are the girls residence and where they bang with customers. Four babes appear , all unsatisfactory. One invites me to take off my shoes and enter interview room to begin negotiations. I tell her I am hot , will go back to Hotel , shower and return. She says , "no need can shower here" (Thai language). I smile , hop on Samlor and we are out of there. Whispered to Samlor : "not attractive" (Thai language always). He smiles a knowing smile and heads off to the unknown.

Going to and returning from that whore house locals sitting out front of their homes are staring at me. They know what I am up to .. whore tour. Yet another sex tourist over the border and invading their neighbourhood : )

Off we go to second place and its another new one I havent seen before. Right inside the property we go and typical 'barn' type rooms reminiscent of horse stalls. Place looks deserted. Youngish mama-san comes out , taps on one 'barn' door and calls out ever so meekly to someone inside. She did this about three times , no response , so I hop on the Samlor and just as we are about to take off , a gal opens barn door and peeps out. Wow ... prettiest face so far. Really nice. I do not hesitate , hop off Samlor and enter gals small room. Mama says Bt500 , I hand the money over quickly , got an erection already. Excited at the prospect of that pretty gall sucking my cock.

Young gal slides bolt on inside of the door. I'm full of anticipation and excitement , but things went downhill pretty fast I can tell you.

No wonder Mama wanted money up front ... the gal was a dud. No bj , no anal , no pics. I asked a number of times for all three but she politely refused me. When I indicated anal by putting my finger towards ass , she smiled and giggled .. and waved her head 'no'. Her legs were stiff and clumsy. Think she was purposefully trying to avoid me entering her fully .. fear , or not willing to give value ? Admit it was nice , looking down on her pretty face whilst I fucked her , but thats not enough , want a bit of reciprocal action from the babe too.

After first round , I tried again for bj. Only with condom she says. Fucking ridiculous , a bj with condom , fucking ridiculous : ) Anyway its that or nothing , and I have never tried bjwc (bj with condom) There is always a first time for everything. So off with old condom , wash dick , on with new one and into her mouth it goes. After only ten seconds withdrew dick cause it was just ridiculous and there was always the possibility she would ask for more money for bj. With a condom is not a BJ , in my books. So back to fucking her missionary style again and more resistance with her legs. Hopeless , fucking hopeless. Only thing she has got going for her is a pretty face and a very dainty feminine way of refusing all my requests. No chance of pics , even though I indicated face only , and no chance of anything else. Blew my load and out of there. Enough of Burmese bangin ... unsatisfactory so far (FFF3 & 4).

It was worth noting too that , when I went to exit gals little room , I could not get out .... door was locked from outside. When it was unlocked from outside there stood a big Burmese guy , I hadn't seen before. Obviously he was listening to what was going on inside our room. If gal let out protests he might have entered the room and dusted me up ? Take care lads , when your off the beaten track in a strange country. And dont bother with Tachileik : )

Think if I had that same girl another day and a second time , things might start to improve (familiarity). But why bother , there are so many fish in the sea. Never look back : )

So I tell Samlor "back to bridge". No more whore houses/disappointments for me. We arrive at bridge , I hand him Bt100 cause long way and long time. I am sure girl gets Bt200 , Mama Bt200 and Samlor Bt100 of the five I handed over before. He did well , collected about 2/3 days cash flow with the one customer. He asked me to write down his bicycle number plate and name , for future use. Doubt if I will be back to Tachileik for a while , and whether I would bother looking him up if I did , but took his number and name down so he did not 'lose face'. Bike No.64 , hangin around the Burma bridge. Name : Pan (Peter Pan : ) So now its around 12noon , still three more hours before the meeting with Burma Agent. What to do in this very ordinary plain one street town ?. Whank myself off in public ? That should wake the joint up a bit : )

Need somewhere to sit down , so I asked the locals "Hotel" , they indicate where and say 'Aloha' (name). I walk down lanes etc to Aloha and find its a large Resort called "Allure". Enter huge grounds and then building. Slot machines , gambling tables , singers etc. Take a lounge seat , have a beer and then fall asleep : ) Woke up , requested tea to keep me awake. "Free" they said. Must be traditional in Burma not to charge for tea ? Wish they had the same traditions for sex : ) Noted also : on their drinks list , in bold type : "Cockage Free" (instead of Corkage free). Read my Snoopy Manual ... getting there. Tea was terrible by the way , worst ever. Brought to mind , the thought of bark off a tree. At 2pm I get up and head back to meeting point for Agent .. Tachileik Roundabout.

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Arrive at roundabout 2.15pm .. long wait till 3pm , if Agent arrives on time. He might be like the flips (Philippines) and arrive 30mins or an hour late. Decide to wait till 3.30pm max , then head off back to Chiangrai. It's been a long day already. 3pm comes , 3.15pm and no Agent. 3.20pm and he fronts. Arrangement was , he would scratch his hair and I would respond scratching mine = we know who we are .... never seen each other before.

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So , the Burmese guy steps up to me , I shake hands and immediately see the face of a con man. Soon after I see his m.o. is very similar to a con pimp in the Philippines I knew over many years , same kind of guy. He suggests we go over bridge sit and talk there , no suitable place in Tachileik except for say Allure , which he might not be able to enter (no ID whatever). Strange , Thais let him into their country without passport. OK , so we sat down in Wang Thong Hotel Mae Sai. About same time a falang I had met whilst crossing the bridge sits down at our table and offers me a ride back to Chiangrai in his air con sedan. I accept of course. He is leaving in 15mins. He leaves table , so I have 15mins to 'interrogate' prospective Agent.

Agent wants to fuck white women. I give him tips about that. But I am starting to wonder , does he want to have sex with them or rip them off ? Then I tell him my requirements ... nice burmese ladies. He says "can do". Not forgetting this guy is very good in English. However , he did not have a satisfactory answer as to how he learnt english so well. Also when quizzed about how me makes a living , he gave another unsatisfactory answer. This guys got some ghosts in the cupboard methinks. I promise to keep in contact with him via email , but am not so enthusiastic any more .. dont trust him. We split , I hop in falangs car and off we go to Chiangrai.

Dont know what I did in Chiangrai that night. Typed this page out before on a different file , cut it out , then went to paste it on this page and it wasnt there .... lost the lot. Had to retype all this again and from memory (never good : ) Can't remember that night , certainly didnt bang anyone anyway : )

Next morning , to Internet Cafe and met a Doctor , who is also a successful Author. Had numerous books published he says. Current one he is writing is entitled : "Ripping Guts out - Thailand" , or something like that. Guts-Doctor-Author .... that figures. Never asked his name. He is in the mountains normally , helping the sick and needy at his own expense. Buying a vehicle for them so they can come to market etc. They are building a house for him on outskirts of village. Easy to imagine village girls sneaking to his house at night for a naughty and a cash flow : )

Well , he said his heart is not so good anymore , family history of father/brother dying of heart attacks , so he told villagers if he died they are to take any money out of his pockets before police come. And then he asked them what would they do with his body ? They said (in Thai) : "same as we did with another falang who died in this area .. toss body in the river". Dont drink the river water lads , dont drink it : )

I know the Thais dont respect the dead , dead falangs anyway. Reminds me of another death of falang in Thailand. Fellow countryman I knew , resident of Chiangmai and a tad aggressve. Former world class squash player .. strong and fit. He had a small vegetable farm in partnership with a German guy. They argued , then fought , German accidentally killing him. Thais brought the body into Chiangmai on the back of a pick up/utility (Songthaew) parked it in the tourist strip , Moon Muang Road , and were forever lifting the blanket off his dead body and inspecting his penis. He and his penis were on show for all and sundry walking along the tourist drag. So "tossing the body in the river" , I believe that too.

So Doc leaves , I finish my Internet Cafe work and head for Bus Station to buy ticket to Chiangmai following day. Attractive ticket seller says in perfect english : "VIP Bus". I said : "Yes , I am a very important person .. VIP please ". Then she says : "One only" (ticket).

I said "Two , if your coming with me". She liked it. She'll go home that day and tell her husband/parents that little story. Like to give folks something to 'take home' , after a hard days work at the Office : )

To Big C , check if Miss Spunk there (FFF3). Not there , gone forever. Other promo girls gather around me (don't they all : ) I take pic , then go to take shot of actual 'Beer Hall' and am told "not allowed to take pics in Big C". Madness , this paranoia about camera's is madness. When they saw the flash go off first pic , management must have been alerted , and when I went to take second pic they stepped in. Snoopy to the rescue next time (no flash required).

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Back to Ayes and eat , talk to another falang. Gee I am meeting lots of falangs this trip. Then to Night Bazaar and find very attractive Bt25 necklaces ... gifts for girls (Thailand and Philippines). Buy 25 of them at discount price. Leg openers : )

Next , off to Garland singalong place in Sinambin Road to seduce one of the pretty ones there , my last night in Chiangrai. Along the way , heavy rain comes down , got my laptop and camera in bag on my back. Afraid they will get wet. Had a quick squiz at Garland , all girls taken , too late in the night. Head back to Ge How in rain (motorcyc) , keen to get equip out of wet bag. Decide to stay home , get up 4am and retype all the lost stuff again. Did just that right now , it's 6am , took that long to type out and set pics all over again. The things I do .............. : )

Next .. pack bags , return motorcyc , brekky , on bus before 9am. Chiangmai Pussy , here I come.

Actually , I am not all that enthusiastic about returning to Chiangmai. Its just a means to an end , a means of getting back to Bangkok.

I'm making progress with learning about Snoopy and have made all the settings for covert operation .... 'stolen pics' (as they say in the Philippines). All need to do now is load software. Want to test camera out before leaving Thailand. Might buy a second Snoopy for a back up , if first one looks good. Snoopy is only available in certain countries. Better buy now , might not be back in Thailand for some time. Possibly Brazil for my next fishing expedition (FFF5).

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To Chiangmai smoothly , VIP Bus , 3 hrs. Unloaded bags at "Safe Haven - 3". Look up hit list and write down in notebook hairy instructions on how to find native whore houses west of city. Found tip on internet. Vague , terrible instructions , hope I can find them. Made a list of vital views : Karaoke 10 ; Sayuri ; Spicy ; Mandalay Disco , and the Native Whore Houses (West).

Might meet up with falang I met in Mae Sai. He needs help , newbie. Came from other side of world. Shame if he misses the basics (Hit List above).

Don’t plan on staying in Mai too long. Bangkok and Philippines beckons. They don’t say no to pics , blow jobs and anal in the Philippines. Not to me anyway (hansum : )

First shower , then to Night Bazaar , buy cheap Thai Silk (most prob fake) purses for the 25 necklaces I bought in Rai. Nice gifts. How could a girl resist : ) After that , call on falang I met in Mae Sai , then whoring.

Life of a Monger wasn’t meant to be easy : )

Secondly off to True Blue Restaurant. Yet another falang takes a seat close by and starts up a conversation … Scotsman this time. Among other things I asked him : “what do you do” (job) ? His reply : “Miscellaneous”. I like that one , Misc. indeed , sounds a bit like me. He told some jokes. Sounded like a guy who , even though he was enjoying himself in Thailand , wanted to talk to a fellow falang ... lonely. Can happen when overseas ... isolation.

To Royal Lanna Hotel and the falang we will call ‘J’. He’s out , I left note and then went to nearby Night Bazaar strip and found same stall as in FFF3 and bought same silk purses at Bt20 each , 25 of them this time = Bt500. Also bought five wooden ‘singing’ frogs at another stall. Big hit in the Philippines (FFF3) and fun item at bars (Phil , where sense of humour reigns). Thai female seller was intrigued with word ‘timber’ I used , she knew , 'wood' , but had not heard of ‘timber' to describe her product. Asked me to write it down , I did so ,. and told her ‘same as wood’ (mer-un gun)

This street vendor is right next to Royal Lanna , going there again tomorrow night (J) . Might bring small English Thai Dictionary with me so street vendor can fully understand the new word : 'timber'. Its good she wants to learn .. helps her business too. Time came to pay for frogs , she said Bt220. I said “me Ajarn (teacher) discount , Bt200”. Her young shop assistant giggled , good one she thought .. falang wants discount for teaching boss the word 'timber'. Bt200 it was , every baht counts : )

Next , a mandatory visit to Sayuri (Massage). At front just inside door , usual bevvy of KTV girls. This time a little friendly , normally they ignore me. Up the stairs to the Fish Pond (Massage Parlour). Only fourteen girls , some ok/fuckable. Just as many mongers sitting in lounge chairs perving on them as there are girls for hire/rent. No one took a babe in the 10/15mins I was there. Young falang sitting next to me drinking beer , couldnt take his eyes off the girls (first time in Thailand ?).

I was thinking to myself , "keep drinking beer pal , the more you drink the more beautiful they will become" : ) Yeh , my beer consumption is way way down. One to three beers a night average since arriving in Thailand. I’m not complaining , I am rejoicing : )

Out of Sayuri , and on exiting KTV girls talk to me again. Everyone wants to talk to Thommo on this tour , dont know why. I must look 'interesting' : ) KTV stunner (FFF3) not there though , might be night off. Walk back towards main road , and at half way point tuk tuk pulls up , surprise surprise , its the same driver who dropped me off at Sayuri 15mins ago. He must have waited to see if I took a girl , if so , he’d put his hand out to Sayuri management for a Bt500 commission .. which I would pay for with an inflated massage price.

Back to Safe Haven-3 , enter room , phone rings. It’s ‘J’ and we agree to meet following day 7pm. Right then I have an upset stomach and feel sleepy. 9pm off with lights and sleep. Three hours later , 12 m/n wake up , thoughts of Spicy , the all night joint , but commonsense prevails and I do my homework , checking out finances. Seeing how much left in bank , how much spent and how much can spend in remaining days of FFF4.

Buying Snoopy has knocked a hole in my budget. Buying a second Snoopy will mean no trip to Philippines. Air ticket prices quoted here in Thailand (Bangkok-Cebu return) are crazy ... fifty per cent more than if I had bought same sector with the original air ticket back home. Some things are no cheaper , and possibly more expensive in Thailand/Philippines. Seems right now , in the early hours of this morning , I have decided to stay in Thailand and buy second Snoopy. Not going to Philippines takes a bit of pressure off my finances too.

But of course , I am a great one for changing my mind : )

Also worked out schedule for tomorrow and remainder of FFF4. Organised and alcohol free. Feel great , and know I am ready to rumble , all over again : )

Native whore houses Chiangmai , K10 (beauties) , Spicy , Disco’s , hangovers ...... here we come.

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Hey , I just looked at the watch its 4am , time flies. Been working on Snoopy. Now to download software. Really infatuated with my little friend (snoopy).

Yeh, after downloading software and struggling with Snoopy I look at my watch again .. 9am ! No rest for the wicked.

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Result of all this time spent with 'S' ? Devastation , thats what. Once I had downloaded the software and then downloaded pics from the camera to website page , I got a shock. Results terrible ! Seems reason is .... camera shake (no inbuilt image stabiliser)

'S' is so small and light its impossible to keep camera absolutely steady. End result fudged/blurred images. Didnt pick that up until stopped looking in camera view finder and started looking at pics on computer , as seen on website. I was devestated and couldnt believe it ... waited months for 'S' , thought I'd have a lot of fun with it ..... not so , it just does not make the cut.

Only way I could get lowlight sneaky shots without camera shake would be on a tripod or sitting on a table whatever. Thats out of the question. Holding in my hands , not pos .... age (not steady as used to be) , alcohol whilst overseas , lack of usual sleep , all adds up to : 'mission impossible'. Wish someone had mentioned 'camera shake' before. No one on internet mentioned it. Whats the use of a camera with ISO 1600 etc when it produces blurred images ? Seems no probs when flash and auto is on , but flash is what I was trying to avoid.

Another Thommo stuff up. My other regular camera has inbuilt 'image stabilizer' , is larger/heavier , and thus more stable = no camera shake ... no blurring of images.

Back to the drawing board. Back home I will look at mini cameras with both image stabilisation and low light capabilities .. if such exist. Image stabilisation with mini cameras ..... maybe not feasible (end product) ?

Add insult to injury , the price of Snoopy would have got me a Bangkok-Cebu-Bangkok air ticket (FFF4). Life of a Monger.

I'm gonna find Snoopy a new home. Instead of him being a pet , he has become a pest. You wont find me mentioning him again.

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Had brekky at True Blue Restaurant. Told owner : "best western breakfast in the world. I send lots of people here. Where is my 10%". All with a smile and giggle of course. I truly do promote the place , but its still empty. Come to think of it Chiangmai itself is 'empty'. Less people come to Thailand during low season (now) of course , but cant recall it being so slack as this before. Tsunami , Bird Flu , unstable government (protests etc) must be all taking its toll on foreigners perceptions of Thailand as a tourist destination. And reluctance for blow jobs is taking its toll on whorist perceptions too : )

After True Blue , went to Money Exchange for a cash advance. Seems only yesterday I was changing travellers cheques (horse and cart : ) Nice smiley gal at Exchange. Think they smile even more enthusiastically for us falangs , cause they see us withdrawing large sums of money all the time. They think the moolah is never ending. Wish it was : )

On the gals side of the window I saw some plastic arm bands/bracelets. Stretched my neck to read whats inscribed on them , and can only see the word "Long ....." rest obscured. Immediate thoughts of "Long Neck Karens". Maybe a fund raiser ? Queried gal , she pushes one over to me ... it says "Long live the King" . Oooh , on sensitive ground here. Looks like 20Bahts worth , she says 100Baht. I buy .... gotta have good relations with the King : ) They have begun celebrating his November birthday already. She gave me a special post card to fill in and send to the King. I wont go near that one (post card). What I'd say might get me in prison : )

Now find some young gal to give it to ......

Whilst uploading latest page of Diary this morning at Int Cafe , was impressed to see latest whorist stats. Yep , more records created. Right now , there are more people reading FFF than ever before. Stats significantly beat previous FFF1 , 2 , 3 readership. Currently readership running double to FFF3 , which was the record before this.

Makes it worthwhile , if plenty are reading it.

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Chiangmai cont'd : 7pm I pick up Falang 'J' , go to K10. Usual bright and cheery mama was not there. In fact no one was at the front door to greet us. Fat one takes us upstairs and to the usual room. Sixty lookers last trip .. only 15/20 this time and about 8 of them were not of the take out variety. Mama got the take outs to raise their hand , eight did not. The place was full of beauties last trip , only one real looker this trip and she is not one of the take out babes. However , mama said can bang on premises. Bet that costs a lot extra. Mama quotes Bt2000 ST Bt3000 LT. Told her I will come back later. Same story previous trip , and same reason .... girls and mama avoid 'loss of face' right then and there if I do not reject them outright.

To Sayuri and about 28 gals on display , double previous night , one real looker some others not too bad. Looker looked half european , half Thai. Especially pretty face , but legs too thin. My companion J didnt mind thin legs and agreed , she was the stand out babe there (sorry didnt take her number. Dont need a number , she stands out like a sore toe. Beautiful 'model' face. Time 7.45pm. On to CEC Beer Bars , mistake ... its usually empty till say 11pm and so empty it was at 8pm. Then showed 'J' where Spicy and Mandalay are. 'J' does not have a brilliant personality. We split with thoughts of bumping into each other later on in night. I wasnt keen on that , he was putting a dampener on my usually lively spirit. Not much chance of anything happening in his company , methinks. Other than me being ignored by the girls (he's young and apparently perceived as 'hansum' : )

So far , no photo opportunities in Chiangmai. Looks like this page five will be devoid of Chiangmai gals. Bangkok babes will have to stand in for them : )

After splitting with 'J' , what to do ? Hang in till 2am and go to Spicy or bed early , up early and work it out from there ? You know what I did , dont ya ? Yep , to bed early , up 3am. Check finances , and see where I am going from this point on. Good news : as I am not buying a second 'S' , money supply looks sufficient for a trip to the Philippines. To hell with the expense of the ticket , we are only on this planet once. Money is for spending.

After 'financials' rewrote parts of this page. Addicted to writing. Its like sex to me : )

Decided to put a bit of pep into Chiangmai. Will hire a motorbike and troll the restaurants and little Cantinas for waitresses etc. Same as I did in Chiangrai. Also got better chance of finding those native whore houses in the western sector , if I am on motorbike (flexibility and no need to talk mumbo jumbo to tuk tuk driver). So , identify native whore houses by day , return by night plus patrol 'cantinas'. That's d' programme. What actually happens could be quite different : )

And got a nice gal at a beer cantina to check out too. Twas walking past the place last night with 'J' , who is a lot younger than me , lot younger. Perhaps he is perceived as hansum , cause he tells me , in life , he has had at least a thousand babes already ... free ones in the main. Yet he is young. Yeh , I see this cute cantina gal , and say hello to her , but her eyes are locked onto 'J' behind me. She doesnt see me , only him. She talked to him , asking him to come inside etc , but he ignores her (I wouldnt : ) J only likes freelancers or freebies. Doesnt like girls working for an establishment. Not much in the way of freelance action in Chiangmai , apart from Spicy and a couple of Disco's. Yeh , whether she likes it or not , that pretty face is going to see me and talk to me (not J) tonight. And that pretty face had better be all over my cock before the sun rises tomorrow : )

Its now 5.30am , back to bed , to Motorcyc hire around 8am , off to western sector and try and find those native whore houses. I've hit a flat spot. Motorcyc should spice things up a bit.

Yep , got the cyc , so first stop get gasoline. Its Thai tradition to rent out motorcycs with empty tanks. Gotta respect traditions : ) To the whore house area described on internet about 5kms away. Three kms down the track I look down and notice the motorcyc ignition key has disappeared .. no more. Not in ignition switch. Stop bike (but not engine : ) return to gas station 3km away where I last had keys and retraced my steps. Cha cha , very slowly I rode the bike looking for the keys on the road. As you could expect , didnt find keys until 3kms along the road , ie , about spot where I noticed them missing in the first place. And me a blind man , I was lucky to find them. Motorcyc shop would have charged like a wounded bull for replacement keys. Maybe bullshit me have to replace whole ignition etc.

Some folks call me 'eagle eyes' , they reckon I dont miss a trick with the eyes. Well , my deteriorating eagle eyes picked out two tiny keys on the road in amongst all the traffic. To 'x' as described on Internet. Bullshit directions (internet) , terribly vague and confusing , didnt find any whore houses. 'X' is an upper middle class area. Whats whore houses doing there ? Doubt if they exist. Someones drunken and fertile mind at work methinks : )

To True Blue , have brunch. A mini skirted long legged babe with reasonably attractive face serves me. She doesnt look happy. No smile , worried look. Twenty mins later , got the bill , paid , change on plate was Baht5. I reached into my pocket and found Bt10 , making total tip 15 in all. When I got up to leave she looked at me with a great big smile. A smile for 15Bt , what would I get for 1000Bt ? Wonderful legs , absolutely wonderful.

It's great , I am mobile again (motorcyc). Tonight I'll have fun , if not , Bangkok the next day. Gotta get to the Philippines too ... need some dry cleaning (bj's). Will the seductive and 'cool' Thai babes release me from their spell ?

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Overall , a great night ensued. Best so far methinks. The end of the night , not the beginning where it was very sour indeed. I always say ... "In life , its not the start , its not the middle , its the end that counts".

Here we go .... Chiangmai (and Thommo) comes alive , if only for a short while :

6.25pm , time to shower , and troll. Unfortunately the skies have opened up and its raining heavily. Entire skyline covered with black clouds. Decide to walk around the local area first and see if rain stops. No good riding bike in the rain , better to walk. Plan is trolling cantina's for a nice waitress type of girl , then Mandalay Disco for some wild fun , followed by Spicy pick up joint around 1.30am. No intention of going to bed early or getting up early this time. The rain is not going to stop me. Might be off to Bangkok tomorrow. Last throw of the Chiangmai dice , right now.

So I troll past cantina place , where I saw cutey night before. Not there. To Night Bazaar to get a mini singing frog. Better explain what these frogs are : Handcarved wooden frogs , you stroke the spikey back with a little wooden stick that is also provided. Resulting in a real genuine frog ‘croak’. Sounds realistic. Found a beautiful sounding one that fits comfortably into my small leather bag which I hang around my neck. Bag also holds reading glasses , wallet , keys , condoms : )

The frog seller wanted 80Bt for d’ frog. I told him ... I bought bigger ones night before for 40Bt. He says ‘where‘. I tell him , just twenty metres away. He says ‘fat one’ (seller) , I say yes. Then he says : “lady boy” , fat old lady boy. The people you meet : ) Got frog for 60Bt , just had to have it , sings great. Could have haggled to 40bt but wanted frog in a hurry and so bought him in a hurry. Cause he fits neatly in leather bag I will take him with me wherever I go in the Philippines , this trip and all future trips , and create attention with the ladies. Croak , croak , "hey I am here girls". The sound of the frog will be my mating call : )

After that , I went looking for more of those silk purses. Bought 25 a couple of nights before , going to buy another 25 tonight. Might never see them again. They are ideal for use with leg opener gifts. Then I will have 50 purses but only 25 necklaces. Will I spend about Bt500 and six hours on a return bus ride to Chiangrai to get 25 more necklaces ? Anything is possible : ) Nothing like those Chiangrai necklaces in Chiangmai so far. Ageing Mongers need all the tricks of the trade at their disposal. Mini gift giving is one of mine.

Well , the 'purse lady' was not there. Feb I bought about five silk purses , June say 12weeks later seller is still there in same spot and I buy 25. Now I come back after only a two day absence and she is not there. Work that out. Must be the rain. Lots of falangs opted to stay in their hotels out of the rain tonight and so some street sellers took the night off , including my street seller it seems. Possibly ‘cute cantina’ (gal at cantina) stayed home cause of the rain too ? Thommo's motto : “Age shall weary me , but rain shall not deter me”.

OK , back to my room , put my very best clothes on. First time on this trip I have dressed to the fullest. Reckon tonight is the night. Anyway it has to be , cause Chiangmai has been a bit tame to date. Off to Mandalay Disco where I scored a regular non whore during FFF3. First I go to my left and upstairs to dance bar where reputedly gorgeous gals are employed. One of the three hello girls downstairs had a 9 face , so the grapevine might be correct this time. Upstairs I go , peep in door , yes 1 or 2 lookers , but place empty and very noisy. That kind of sound you get when a place is empty. Folks bodies soak up the noise , there were no folks to soak up dance bar noise.

Downstairs I go and pay Bt300 entrance to the actual Mandalayl Disco itself. Hand attractive ticket seller with assistant by her side .. Bt500 note. She asks me what do I want to drink (ticket = 1 drink). She says "we have got only Heineken and San Mig". Was I hearing things .... San Mig ! For a min I thought I was in the Philippines. I opt for San Mig Light , she gives me ticket and has two one hundred baht notes in her hand ready to give to me as my change. She says , with a big cheesy grin : “100Baht for me , 100Baht for friend , ok”. Once again was I hearing right ? I said “proongnee” , ie , tomorrow. She said “sure” ? I grin and walk off with the two hundred change. Nice try honey , but begging it was.

I enter Disco (11pm ?) and there is a floor show on , wow lovely girls in flimsy sexy gear. Chiangmai has got top babes I can tell you. A couple of the girls were a clear ‘9’ on any mans scale. One or two 8’s , rest of the eight or ten dancers were 6’s (Isaan : ) Drank first beer , ordered second , then had second thoughts and stopped waiter before he took off with my order , and asked “how much“. Bt120 FFF3 , want to see if its still the same price. He says “Baht300”. Hearing right ? I ask to see drinks list , it says Bt300. I cancel order and cogitate whether or not Mandalay is worth Bt300 for a beer ?

Lots of pretty girls sitting at tables. A group of five keep looking across at ageing me. I look young enough in a darkened disco and 7mtrs away , most probably look like I am up for it : ) They might be interested in a Sugar Daddy sucker to pay their drinks bill ? So after half an hour or more of moronic music and no dancers I decide to buy a 300Bt beer to cheer myself up. Bought it and sat on it. Then I notice three Thais next to me drinking same beer. Went across to them and asked how much they paid for their beer , they said “150Bt”. Oh shit , I hate double pricing for falangs. Philippines doesn’t have that crap. Filipinos have an innate fondness for foreigners. Thais have an innate dislike for foreigners , which is beautifully covered up with smiles , manners and charm. A culture of 'no confrontation'.

Gulped down my beer and strutted out , telling the floor manager along the way : “If you come to my country same price beer. Here Thai 150 , Falang 300 , no good , no good” Didnt give him a chance to reply , walking briskly out the door and off the premises , never to return again (?). Actually I might return one day but not buy beer. Just have first ‘free drink’. From then get Thais to order for me. If drinks boy queries me , I will say “Thai people very friendly , they buy me beer , I like , I like” : )

So I look again for ‘cute cantina’ , along the Moon Muang strip. No sight of her. Its about 12 midnight. Too early for Spicy , so off to Bubbles Disco , Bt100 entrance , Bt100 for beer. Asked ticket seller how long Bubbles been going (I was in Bubbles 1986). She said “Start 1966”. Wow. Inside Bubbles and right up to when I left at about 1.15am there were plenty of spare tables and chairs. Not a lot of hookers. So I am wondering , where do the Hookers go for Disco action nowadays ?

Arrive at Spicy , its starting to happen (crowd) and my favourite control tower seat (spider and fly) is waiting there for me. Amazing , most seats taken by my favourite just sitting there waiting for me. Same seat and position I had twelve weeks before (FFF3). Signs are good. Within 15mins a happy group of falang guys and gals enter. One tall lean guy has a hippy look about him , including kinky hat and can he dance , yes Sir , he can. One of the falang ladies with his group had a nice party attitude , smiled like crazy and kept getting Thai girls up to dance. She’d go to a gal sitting down , say "come on , come on" , take her by the hand , then lead her to another table take another girl , round up about 3 or 4 then start dancing. Guys would then come in and break up the circle and the party had begun.

By 2am Spicy was raging. Nothing like it in Bangkok , nothing like it. Its a smallish place but lively as hell. Personal opinion of course , you might go there and think its ordinary.

Lady luck struck. Attractive gal and her curly haired friend park next to my table. They know a hansum Sugar Daddy when they see one : ) I pounce quickly , offering them drinks. Then further on , I pull out of my (leather) bag of tricks one of those silk purses (20bt) with a 25bt necklace inside. Targeted gal was impressed and put the necklace on straight away , all 25bt of it. Later I gave her my calling card for Safe Haven-3 , with room number on it. Asked her to call tomorrow and take me on tour to Thai only places. She agrees. Invited her fruity curly haired girl friend to come along too.

I like the ’bun in the oven’ strategy. Meet them , dont bang em straight away , nurture them ..... then strike (thrashing) !

OK I can hear you from far away saying : “There goes Thommo with his bullshit ‘bun in the oven’ thing. How many times has a babe slipped through his fingers that way”. True , true , it does happen. Maybe I like to lose ?

For sure I am forever optimistic (regardless of what I say) and I am optimistic that babe I'll call .. Spanish Lady will call tomorrow night. If she doesn’t I can always cry in my beer . Tonight she has her hair up , high cheek bones , slutty eyes , healthy complexion , round body. Looks ‘spanish’. Oh yeh , bangin her lovely big round ass would be a delight : )

Just hang on a minute fella’s while I go to the shower and have a whank : )

Back now :

Yep , you’ve got it ....... left her back at Spicy and returned home , about 3am or little later. All the above ... calling card , silk purse and arrangement for tomorrow transpired over about a 90 min time frame. By this time I had drunk about seven beers for the night .... enough. Back to my room and the ‘water treatment’. Drinking lots of water. Woke up 9.45am , supposed to return motorcyc 8am. To bike shop paid for another day. To True Blue for brekky. Got involved in reading international papers there. Then it hit me ............. my waist pouch is not on me ... I always have it around my waist under my trousers , but 10.30am its not there. It had Baht10,000 and all credit cards , drivers licence etc in it. Panic. Where the hell is it ? Did someone razor cut it off me inside crowded Spicy ? Did the Spanish Lady’s friend get it ? Are those two girls sophisticated thieves praying on frail old men like me ? Or is the pouch laying innocently on my hotel bed and the cleaning lady has come across it during my absence. Will she help herself ?

So I stopped reading the paper at Blue , paid bill and returned to hotel without further delay. Opened Haven door , not on bed. Hunted around. It had found a spot under all the rubbish laid out on bed. Counted the cash , checked the cards , all present.

Then sat down and typed this out. I'm on my second bottle of water so far this morning. Two large cups of tea at Blue and now heaps of water. By 8pm tonight , the bewitching hour , when Spanish Lady calls , I will have re-charged my batteries and ready for anything she can throw at me. She looks healthy and spunky. Healthy girls can shag longer ... god bless them , and god bless her gorgeous big ass. Round body , not fat , not skinny. She’ll be about 2kgs lighter by the time I am finished with her.

So , what happened ? : In ya dreams Thommo , in ya dreams. It's now 8.45pm and she has not fronted. Gee these Thai gals just will not engage with old guys. Nice to my face , but not willing to be seen in public with an ageing falang , I suppose. The ones you see with oldies are the girls at bottom of food chain. (exceptions prevail). Nowadays I am getting a lot of knock backs. There is a message here .........."hang up your saddle Thommo , hang up ya saddle". Well , I am trying to withdraw from whoring. Currently a Fly on the Wall , aint I ?

Problem now is , I have got no B plan. Initial thoughts ... go to Bubbles and recruit a replacement whore guide , but no one goes to Bubbles until 12 midnight (and it closes 2am). Too late for reconnoitre of Thai venues anyway. OK , so I have got the message. No respectable looking girl wants to go with me. What to do tonight ? Cry in my beer I suppose : )

Have my room door open to cool things down a bit. Hear the pitter patter of ladies shoes and then it stops. I turn around , its a fat one , looking in on me. I waved her off. Old ducks , fat ducks but not nice ones. I suppose a mongers career cant last forever , including mine : )

To Blue Restaurant again , drink more tea. Five large cups of tea so far today ... caffeine hit. Get waitress to write in Thai language , instructions for tuk tuk .. "whore tour". Driver takes me firstly to Chiangmai Land. Been there , done that on previous trip (FFF2). Then to two more places , neither of them exciting. Ask him "more" , but he wants to give up , "no more" he says. Bullshit .. hundreds in Chiangmai. But where , I do not know. Thais and Flips give up too easily. One of the things that distinguishes them from us. They also have soft skin , lovely hair , smiles , femininity and tight pussies. Something that also distinguishes them : )

Back to Safe Haven-3 and there is a babe waiting for me. Face vaguely familiar. Its Spanish Lady from previous night ! She's let her hair down , doesnt look so good or the same now. Hair up tight suits her high cheek bones. Now she looks a regular LON. And amazing my assessment of her now that I am sober. Last night , under influence of alcohol and in the dark , I rated her a 7 , today under bright lights 4.75 ..... Can now see she is a bit thick around the waist and thighs. Her use by date is approaching (mine already has : ) We go to a cantina to meet curly haired friend , who seems to be in a bad mood. Curly hair was really negative from start to finish including saying things like , I quote : "Some people say falangs are assholes". In other words , she thinks falangs are assholes. Not a very Thai thing to do or say.

Both girls come from Isaan not Chiangmai. There was tourist Thai boxing next to where we were sitting. I said : "Thai boxer funny , way he lifts his legs and wobbles his head". Curly girl with a frown said : "Not funny if your in the ring with him". I agreed with her , adding "Thai boxer very good , fast , 10secs and I would be on the floor". The more grumpy she got the more smiley and happy I got , but she could not pull herself out of her depression , or whatever it was. Stubborn , they are stubborn. Once they get in a certain groove , they can only get worse.

Later on , Spanish Lady's effort to find me native style fun places was weak at best. Curly girls intervention at times did not help. Could have done better myself on a motorcyc.

Spanish (in red top below) said she was approached by 3/4 young falangs at Spicy last night , but they did not want to pay (for sex).

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I tell ya fella's the karma was not good. Suspect Spanish Lady thinks falangs are assholes too. This time around , I felt uncomfortable in their presence (I'm sober : ). Spanish says she has rent problems , must pay rent tomorrow. So , she is starting to introduce 'problems' already , time to split and split I did. Wont spend a sec or a dime on those two ever again. So Chiangmai and Thommo remain fuckless. FFF3 was better in that respect.

Its almost 12 midnight. Go to sleep or Bubbles/Spicy ? If I go to Spicy , Spanish and cohort might be there and hit me for drinks (and rent !) Might get to bed and catch a plane to Bangkok tomorrow. At least Spanish did call at 'Haven' , and thus I avoided rejection. My whoring career has had a reprieve : )

No Spicy , to bed 1.15am. Up 5.40am , to airport and buy ticket. Had some fun at airport with two Thai babes who possess a heavy Brit accent. Think they must have been born in UK and were visiting distant Thai relations. Return motorcyc to hire shop. Gal there looking more sexy each time I call. I take back my passport and tell her : "You have a nice face. I like the glasses". She takes off the glasses and says : "OK now" ? I say : "No , I like the glasses" , lean forward and whisper in her ear ... "make you sexy" . She say : "where you go" etc I say : "Bangkok ... 1, 2 Go airline ... cheap" She said "You should buy from me , give you discount". I said : When at airport buying ticket I think ... "buy two tickets ? .... one for me , one for you". She slapped me enthusiastically on the chest. That girl feels sexy and needs a good work out : ) University graduate in Economics too , got some brains. Thick lips , slightly protruding top teeth , high cheek bones. Bit of Japanese look about her. She'd be pretty insatiable in bed methinks. (Whank , whank : )

Back to Safe Haven , pack bags , partake of 'last supper' and leave Spanish and Curly behind me. Suppose to meet them again at 9pm that night. What for ? , they are not worth it. When I don't front , Curly will say , I told ya : "Falangs are assholes" : )

Agent Bangkok is much more cool and relaxed than those two. See what she can come up with (Tour).

Flipsville (Philippines) beckons. In 32yrs I've never heard anyone there call foreigners "assholes".

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To the airport , plane leaves on time. Impressed with "1 , 2 , Go" Airline. Thai Air wanted Bt2800 , 1/2/Go only Bt1700. Get to Safe Haven-1 and secure a room. Phone Agent Bangkok and arrange for a 11pm meet and reminded her 'tour'.

I arrive at Golden Bar. Agent Bangkok (AB) comes on time , I explain to her what I want to see ... working class spots where Thai man go to get woman. Into the taxi and off we go. Boy , was I in for a surprise. To this point I have described AB as cool 'n calm. Well she was anything but that tonight. Very excited and talkative. Never in my life have I got such an ear bashing , and this from a Thai. She was talking gibberish , ie , very poor english at machine gun pace without stopping for comma's or full stops. When I tried to get a word in , she raised her voice over mine and quite often said , with a tad of aggression : "listen to me , listen to me". She also kept saying "I have power , I have power".

Fella's this girl is off her rocker , plain mad. She's telling me she has friends in police and parliament and she is going to change things in Bangkok. Closing time 7am , not the current 1am. Girls will not look cheap , like sitting out front of KTV's etc. "I take over" , she says. "Easy to make money Thailand" .... "Just waiting" . Anytime I tried to have some input she'd say "listen to me , listen to me". Taxi driver was looking in rear vision mirror and smiling at me , no doubt thinking ... "falang your getting an earful tonight".

I thought she was 25yrs old but tells me she is 37 , has three kids .. 17yrs (girl) , 15yrs (boy) and 2/3yrs (girl) all from different guys. Since I have been to Chiangrai , she has been kicked out of her accommodation and is currently in a Guest House with her youngest kid , others back in the Province. She's placed a request with a Swiss guy to help her out. Long distance call. Dont think she will be hearing from him : )

Sad , three kids from three guys who then piss off on her , end of her 'use by date' , no job of any kind , trying to support young girl. Getting kicked out of her accommodation has flipped her .... she is under stress and about to crack up. As far as the Tour goes , she showed me all the wrong places , eg , Bt400 entrance etc. That means Bt800 cause she is with me. She says she likes 'quality'. When I tell her Suttisharn Road she says "no quality , dont like".

My assessment of this girl .... she is highly strung now , under stress and likely to do something silly. A couple of times she was about to blow her top (get angry) with me , for no reason at all. She doesnt want anyone to stop her talking or pursuing her wild dreams. She has to believe that success is just around the corner. When I try to sober her thoughts , she scorns me and talks faster , louder and more aggressively. This is the kind of girl who could instruct the driver in Thai language to head for a Police Station and accuse me of this or that. Her imagination is running wild. Mad as a hatter , potentially dangerous. There was none of this before I left for Chiangrai. Maybe she has calm periods and then periods where she goes off the rocker (mad).

I really feel sad for her .... the future for her and her small kid are bleak indeed. She is unaware of her mental state and whats going to happen to her .........sleeping on the streets , talking to herself.

I stop taxi outside a Suttisharn Rd Thai GoGo place. AB says "not quality , not go inside". I pay taxi and hand her Bt1000 note , yes 1000. She is going to need every baht and more in the coming days. Its my way of saying 'adios'. She instructed me to ring tomorrow , I smiled and closed the taxi door. Another one bites the dust. I have a penchant for picking the wrong ones. Maybe I enjoy the drama ? : )

I enter Thai GoGo. In and out the front door in 10 secs flat. Only big fat Thai girls on stage , absolutely no one else there , only me for 10secs. On exiting , smell danger , small unlit laneway and 2/3 guys approaching me from different directions , one calls out "Mister , Mister". Get around corner and into taxi. Driver has Laos music on. Tell him I love it , he turns up the volume and yahoos 'n girates whilst driving. Bangkok taxi drivers are from Isaan. Isaan people originated in Laos (their grandparents etc). I read once where 30% of Thais are from Isaan.

Taxi driver tries to con me into a Bt200 taxi ride to 'nice places'. Not on , "Soi.4 thanks".

Its around 12.15am , NEP/Nana area looking quiet. To Bier Garten , still some 'b. graders' there. Then Gullivers .. empty of hookers , theyve migrated to CM2 I suppose. Thermae crowded , hundred or more girls there , some respectable looking , maybe some of them are ex Gullivers.

To my favourite : See-Yaam (Siam) Hotel. Arrive , reasonable number of girls and some 8's in attendance (Coffee Shop). Have a beer and tuna sandwich. Looking for my Student Tee Ruhk (sweetheart) but she is not there. During my FFF3 tour her girlfriend said she only comes some times and that has been born out with my frequent visits to See Yaam and her continual absence. Another 'bun in the oven' that has escaped my clutches.

I get up and walk around to the Back Road I mentioned earlier on in this Diary. About 30/40 girls there this time , its an off night. Friday and Sat nights you can be assured of a hundred lined up. I take a seat at a roadside cantina and order Beer Chang. Thirty baht. For me , the cheapest beer in Thailand , this trip. Cute girl sitting at next table. I ask her can I take her photo , no definitely no. I take pic of my unique table with a hole in it. See below. As soon as cute gal saw flash go off she got up and walked 15 metres away from me. Thai guys come along in their BMW's and find me sitting on a tiny plastic stool 2am in the morning drinking beer. Sorry fella's I am not for hire. They are bemused by this ageing falang sitting amidst all the road side hookers.

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Back to See Yaam Coffee Shop , stocks depleted somewhat. Girls given up , gone elsewhere (home ? ). I do likewise , give up and head for Sukhumvit Road where folks sit on plastic chairs , eating and drinking from cheap foldable tables. Where are the 1am restrictions ? You cant stop it , Thais have to survive some how.

Later on , come across a special gal , near the tale end of Suk' strip. Sitting by herself drinking a Coke. Mini skirt , legs crossed exposing thigh. Tight black T. Shirt with plunging neckline exposing very nice boobs indeed. They are not small or huge , they are full size , lovely and fresh with a wonderful cleavage. Girl looks 18. Face is cute , hairstyle nice (hanging down one side). Only points I could deduct would be 0.25 for having a piggy nose. But cute one at that. Because of nose , Thais would say she is ugly. Pointed nose for Thais = beauty.

I take seat , table next to her , order Sprite and ask her can I take pic. No , absolutely no , but with no aggression , charming girl. I ask her where she works , she says : "Patpong , Kings Castle 2". She wrote it down in my mini note book for me. Included her name : Aom , pronounced 'Om'. Cute handwriting too. She's a GoGo girl and unfortunately at 3am in the morning she is waiting for her falang boyfriend. Cellphone rings , its him , she says he is at the Noodle Shop just down the road (South of us). She gets up smiles says she has to go , invites me to Kings Castle.2 .........

Well , I'd give her an 8 for looks 'n body , but a 9 for sex appeal. This gal would be popular. Not many guys could resist her. Hey , check her out at Kings Castle .2. , and report back. You've got her name.

I didnt want to see boyfriend , he might be big and burly : ) She headed South for boyfriend , I headed North towards Soi.3 , hundreds sitting at footpath cantina's. Took some pics , but they dont work out , cause folks are getting in front of the camera all the time. Also folks unhappy when seeing the flash go off. Turn around and frown : )

Return home 3.50am ...... two mongrel dogs are my only companions : )

5am to sleep , 8am up and type this out. Finish washing clothes and onto line , then to Internet Cafe and upload this page.

Hit List for tonight : Patpong Star of Light Blow Job Bar (and maybe Castle 2 for Aom) ; Poseidon Massage Parlour , World Trade Centre Beer Garden ; RCA , and finally Wongwien 22. On reflection , seems too ambitious a list. Think you can count on the first two only : )

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I promised not to mention that dirty word "S . . . y" again (camera). You know , I resisted buying Series 1. of 'S' back home and held out for Series 2. in Bangkok. Would you believe that the internet now says .. Series 3 was released in America on 30th May , ie , only 7 days after I had bought Series 2. The thing is , the manufacturer now admits to camera shake in Series 1 & 2 , and blurring when flash is not used. Series 3 is supposed to fix that 'no flash/low light' problem , I quote from the manufacturer :

".............combines higher light sensitivities with faster shutter speeds to stabilize pictures and reduce blur caused by both camera shake and subject movement. To make it easy for users to achieve blur-free results, a convenient ‘picture stabilization’ button has been added" to the 3 series. Me : Another bun in the oven , check that one out later on in the year. Need to get sneaky shots of reluctant babes. Reluctant ones are usually the 'lookers'. Anyway , if you can get a pic your not supposed to get , it adds a bit of spice to life.

Right now , my thoughts are ... not to go to the Philippines. I would feel a goose paying Baht16,800 in air fares just to hop across to Cebu. Think Thailand has the potential to amuse me till the end of this current tour (FFF4) , which is coming to an end in the not too distant future. Shorter trip this time. A return ticket to Chiangrai and 25 more bracelets will only cost me Bt4000 (Bt3950 for the bracelets : ). Got some unfinished business in Chiangrai too .... need to troll more restaurants on motorcyc. Potential in that respect is quite good methinks. Also troll Chiangmai on motorcyc too. Some unfinished business there also.

So , right now I am procastinating about the Philippines. By the time I have made my mind up it might be too late. Right now , not willing to pay big baht for a side trip there. Do not see it as value. If I don't go to Philippines I might visit the 'Animal Farm' ... Pattaya and check out joints you guys are interested in. There is a new Angel Witch in Pattaya. Worth a 30min checkout methinks. And a reader would like me to check out Buffalo Bar too. He's offered me drinks money to file a report : ) I always enjoy visiting the Animal Farm (Pattaya). Earthy place. And there is that sea breeze too. Nice , after being land locked into the humid sticky heat of Bangkok.

You recall , I gave Bt1000 to a nut case the other day. Enjoyed giving her some sustenance in her hour of need. Its nice helping chicks out without asking for sexual favours in return. Of course there is a limit to that kind of charity. A man can't live on charity alone .... we need 'meat' some of the time. Especially when its all around us ... Bangkok.

To reiterate tonights target/s : Star of Light Blow Job Bar , Poseidon and World Trade Centre plus others if time. Suffering from lack of pics of babes , but the girls are more pic resistant here in Bangkok. They know too well , the pic is most prob going to end up on the Internet : )

Out the door I go , taxi driver says he knows Poseidon Massage. Along way he tries to dump me at Cupidy Massage where he'd get Bt500 commission. Eventually we get to a huge building with Poseidon splattered all over it. First floor to the right is a KTV Beer Bt155 and supposedly dancing girls and singing. 9.20pm no sign of that , place empty. Up next level about 30 girls in the 'ok' category on display. I really cant see a lot of difference between these girls and girls at other Massage joints , yet guys rave about the beauties in the place. Marginally better looking at best. Back down the stairs to catch elevator to 3rd Floor and 'models'. Theres about 8/10 models sitting on a elongated horseshoe lounge. Guys sitting at coffee tables drinking whatever and perving on the 'models'. Personally didnt see anything outstanding sitting on the lounge chair. Quite often I think .. Thais and Flips think a model is someone who has too much make up , too skinny and a lot of miles (fucks) on the clock (sophistication : ) . On exiting the building I saw some nice ones sitting around. I think they were the ktv girls. Overall , yes maybe slightly prettier at Poseidon than other Massage parlours , but at the time of my call , not a big choice like at Chao Phya 2 etc. Add to that , falangs are charged an additional Bt1000 for soiling these maidens. I would need to call on Poseidon a couple more times before coming to any firm decisions on the place, and call earlier next time , say , 7.30/8pm. I was expecting to see 'stunners' , but none were present when I called.

Out of there and tell next taxi driver "Silom Rd Patpong , lady dancing". He's like the other one and tries to take me to a Massage joint somewhere else (you can bet Cupidy : ) We get to a very big intersection with red lights. Five mins pass , then ten , twenty , twentyfive mins. Yes , we were waiting that long for traffic lights to change. Never happen to me before in my life , sitting that long at traffic lights. Big pile up of cars behind us. Apparently the King is coming , but then nobody really knows. Had enough , pay taxi driver , get out of car and walk 5mins to Patpong GoGo area. Boy what a congestion of people along the way. All buses had been stopped , all traffic. A sea of people lining the roads and footpath trying to get home but no public transport in sight. Eventually I get to Patpong and enter under the main "Beer Chang" Archway.

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On the way to Star of Light BJ Bar I see Aom's place of employment .. Kings Castle 2. Front door is open. Lots of good looking girls shuffling their feet. I find Star of Light BJ Bar. Women outside are 2's and thats being kind. Look like they are in their 40's and no sign of them ever having being attractive. All I need is for one of them to smile at me without any teeth and that would complete the picture. Asked one woman sitting out front what time start next day , she says 10am. Told her I will come back tomorrow (bullshit). Saves face : ) Also told her SL is mentioned on the Internet. BJ lady asks : "good or bad". I said : "S'moke dee tee soodt Thailand " = " best bj's in Thailand". She smiled , her work has been recognised and appreciated. Its not all sucking cocks , there has been some acclaim. Honestly I couldnt imagine myself giving them my dick to suck on. It would put me off BJ's forever : ) But I tell ya , going on Internet chat , that place is the most popular bj bar in Thailand. The vacuum cleaners there might not look good , but they suck the best (apparently).

Passed KC2 again and decide to enter and see Aom in action. Mama-san says "only Singha". I dont like Singha and I dont like situations where it is "take it or leave it" , no choice. Out of there I go. Taxi driver wants Bt200 for a ride back to my Safe Haven , when in reality it would be about Bt60 , so I catch the sky train back for 20bt.

Back at SH have a pot of tea to keep me awake, only 3hrs sleep last night. Many other nights similar , lack of sleep. The things I do ............... More washing , type this out and its 12.45am , ie after midnight , too late for World Trade Centre. Its most prob no great shakes anyway. Don't hear much being said about it on the Internet , but curiosity requires me to check it out.

Out to See-Yaam (Siam) Hotel , nice voyeurs haunt , and see if tee-ruhk kohng pohm (sweetheart of mine) is there. Think I will leave Bangkok within 36hrs , but where will I go ? , dont know yet.

As I exit Safe Haven , the two women on duty there must be thinking : "What does he do until 3/4am in the morning. All the rest of our guests are fast asleep , he is just about to begin the night. He's not young either , how does he do it" ? I'll tell ya how I do ..... drugs !

Drug of my choice : Chah Lohn/Hot Tea. Caffeine in the tea keeps me going. Back home I drink 2/3 cups of herbal tea a day , but that is caffeine free tea. Here in Thailand I am drinking 3/5 large pots of English tea (caffeine) per day. Yes pots = about 17/20 cups of tea in all. But I've got to stop drinking it for a while , so I can get naturally sleepy , crash and get body re-freshened , cause I can see in the mirror , I’ve got some bags under my eyes and what looks like blue bruising. In reality I am actually stuffed , but the tea keeps me going. If I want to look better in the mirror , gotta get some natural sleep and wean myself off the drug of choice ... tea.

Taxi driver better this time , no connivance trying to take me somewhere else , although most places including Massage are closed by now , so he doesn’t have much choice other than to take me to where I want to go .. Siam Hotel.

Arrive at Siam and there are more than usual number of girls under the tree out front and also hanging around Siam , but out of view of hotel management. Maybe 15 girls in all. Year 2002 there’d be 40/60 out the front , and in view of management. Those same girls are now around the Back Road , eg , blow jobs through the hole in the table. See pic above : )

So , through the front door of Siam I go , staff getting to know me now. I’m a regular. Surprise , surprise , the joint is jumpin. Lots more girls , say 80 or more and some lookers too. Added to that , pleased to see they are happy to see me and giving me big shiney smiles and come hither looks. They seem extra hungry tonight. A few short days after the end of previous month , maybe rent money is due ? They have been largely cool about my presence before , but tonight they seem to be keen to do biz with me and anyone else with a dollar. Male attendance higher too .... Koreans and Thais , it seems. Maybe some Japs there too , hard to distinguish them some times. There is no vacant table , except what I perceive to be the Restaurant Supervisors table. Saw him propping there night before , keeping an eye on things. But he is not sitting at that table right now , so I grab it. Think everyone else thought they could not sit down at that table , but I can plead ignorance , and grab it. Nice control tower position next to door where girls enter and exit.

Waiter recognises me and gets me beer Kloster yai/big. Pours first drink then puts bottle next to some ornaments on a shelf near me , a little bit out of view. Normally they have to take the bottle back to the bar. New laws forbid bottled beer after 1am , beer in glass yes , but not bottle. So I am getting privileged service now .... bottle has been left with me. I seem to have some status in the place at long last. They can see I am not a "falang asshole" : ) This includes the girls , who seem to be warming up to me.

For sure there are some 8.5’s , and one or two 9 girls in attendance tonight. These girls could easily be earning big bucks somewhere else and after 1am they head for Siam to reap some more cream. Thai (and Flip) girls never have enough money. Think they hang around Siam till 3am , then if no luck , off home , sleep till 11am , up shower etc back to Massage Parlour or KTV whatever. It seems these girls need money right now , attendance is up and there are some lookers too. Wish I could take pics and show ya what I saw , definitely 2/3 x 9’s and 2/3 8.5’s in attendance. Plus a fair number of 7's. Good height , boobs , face , gear ... d’ woiks. Higher standard than CM2 , Angels , Gullivers etc. And higher price no doubt : )

Lads , you owe it to yourself to check Siam (See-Yaam) out at least once. No English spoken I agree , but experience a genuine Thai Hooker venue once in your life.

Yes , I brought along my mini frog with the beautiful high pitched croak. Amazing coincidence .. there is music coming from a table 4mtrs from me. Every so often there is a frogs 'croak' in this music. So I pick my frog out of my pocket and respond to what sounds like a radio station playing ‘frog’ music. Girls on that table pick up on it , everyone does , including Mama-san who discretely patrols the tables looking for the possibility of a commission/tip from the girls if she can help bring parties together.

Mama takes frog from my hand and joins in the fun, stroking the frog in reply to radio frog. I know which table the noise is coming from but cant see any medium , ie , radio/whatever. Then a very attractive babe returns to the table in question , waiter and mama-san babble to her in Thai , she opens her bag she left hanging on the chair and pulls out a cell phone which is babbling ’frog music’. Everyone smiles , game up. End of frog frolic.

Very impressed with the merchandise (girls) tonight , pleasing to see its getting better. Am thinking , if inside Siam good whats it like outside on Back Road ? Out door I go and yes there are more girls there than previous night (hungry season : ) , about 50/60 I suppose , and the theme tonight is : “short , shorts”. Everyone seems to have decided to wear short tight shorts tonight. Long legs and short shorts. I approve.

Saw a guy laying on that table with hole in it. Gal under table sucking him off ........... joking : )

So once I satisfied my curiosity about the Back Road I returned to the Coffee Shop and drink Sprite. Not drinking much beer on this fishing expedition. Good for my health. And Asian babes prefer guys who are moderate in their alcohol intake. Typical Western yahoo drunks not appreciated. Flips tolerate them , but quite often Thais no. Hence the 'cowboys' go to Flipsville and sophisticated gents like me , head for Thailand : )

My student sweetheart is nowhere to be seen. Busy studying (someones balls) methinks. Got a feeling she will surface soon. All the other girls have. Yet she might have found a Sponsor , and has no need for Siam anymore ?

Enough Fly on the Wall stuff , home 2.30am. Bed 4am (washing etc .... nightowl) No mongrel dogs to accompany me this time. All alone. Up 7am. Will go to MBK Shopping Mall today and purchase spare camera battery.

MBK :

Did just that. At MBK and whilst heading for camera shop I spy a beautiful face working as a Shop Assistant. Beautiful to me , anyway. She’s got one of those robot combination wheel toys (no body , just wheels) , and navigates it around in amongst the passing crowd to gain attention for her employers shop. Thats her main job. No boss around at this time , only her. I stop and chat a little with her , tell her she is beautiful etc and then move on. Whilst walking around the Mall I am thinking ..... gotta get this babe , she has a beautiful face. So , during my strolls found a nice gift for her , came back and handed it over. Asked her can I meet her after work , her English is passable. They need English in MBK .. its a tourist destination. Surprised when she agreed to my proposition. Maybe she has got rent to pay ? Arranged to meet her at nearby McDonalds 9pm.

So I spend the remainder of the day cogitating and scheming as to how I will get her pants off. To the appointed spot 9pm I go , she fronts on time .. 9.15pm to be exact . On arrival she says : “Starbucks“. We hop in taxi and she takes me to Starbucks , a place where sitting with falangs is not so high profile. Too many curious Thais at McD's. No one else at Starbucks. Has she arranged this kind of rendezvous before ? We've got an intimate seat around a corner so , with her permission I take pics of her , see below :

Re pic above. Yeh I know , looks 17 , but is actually 23yrs old.

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I am crazy for her face. Best face I have had for a long time. Reminds me of Lovely Lia (Philippines). Only better face than hers , mainly cause of those lovely Thai eyes and refined pointed features (eg nose) but she's not as 'carnal' as Lia. Not many girls have the ’carnal' appeal about them like Lia. Think we will call this new acquisition (gal) of mine : Cute.

‘Cute’ was not carnal , she was in control , as most Thai babes are. But boy did she have a face. Will it be possible for me to slip my cock inside her mouth ? Long shot .. she has most probably not been exposed to such deviate behaviour before. For sure I am going to try and get those lips wrapped around my prick , for sure.

Gonna spend a packet on this babe , give her Bt1500 short time to start with. Then try and recruit her into a Long Time (overnight) shag for same price , once she gets to know me and my juicy cock : ) Right now , I am going nowhere , staying in Bangkok. Could be the last pretty face I shag.

When I return from FFF4 I begin Radiotherapy treatment for prostate cancer. Oncologist said : “Your shaggin days might be over , once you have radiotherapy treatment”. Not those exact words of course , but words to that effect : ) So better make my assignation with ‘Cute’ a memorable one. Everything else is now put on hold. Maintain focus on Cute's pussy and fresh lips wrapped around my dick. Dont expect any anal or bj early on , but with the skills of an old fox , I hope to experience those two before my plane leaves Thailand.

Whilst at Starbucks gave Cute one of those silk purses with necklace and Bt200 inside it. Told her “gim khow” , ie , money to eat rice. She thanks me. I say : “Meet you tomorrow , same place same time , give you copy of pics” , partly in English partly in Thai. She understands and agreed to another meet (another Bt200 : ) . Gave her Bt100 for taxi. Trying to get the message across to her : “Stick with me and thou shall not want". She's just met her first falang Sugar Daddy , or has she. Perhaps working at MBK is just a front for her more sinister activities ... recruiting passing frail falangs ? : )

Off she goes in one direction , off I go in another. Me heading to the shower and a quick whank : ) Actually I wet my pants at Starbucks. Good sign ... I am going to enjoy this one.

Love , love , Thomas is in lust : )

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Now I am thinking of Cute all the time. Stayed around Haven most of the day. Planning for tonight. World Trade Centre 7/8pm .. Cute 9pm and no doubt See-Yaam in the early hours of the morning. Rain came down , it shall not deter me (or Cute , I hope).

Was too late for World Trade Centre , tomorrow night for sure. Had to go straight to meeting point with 'Cute'. Asked her to come back to Hotel. She said boyfriend is waiting for her , therefore can not. She said day off tomorrow can come 2pm. Meets boyfriend 6pm , so ST it is : ) Gave her the obligatory Bt200 and 100 for taxi. Off she goes. Can see already our communication is limited , so its important to introduce the physical side of things before she tires of trying to communicate with me. With the physical side , she will get real money and I will get real honey (hopefully).

Off to See-Yaam (SY). Another bad taxi driver , got him to stop car , let out the expletive "fuck" , he quickly responded with : "no fuck" (how did he know : ). In other words he's saying ... dont use the fuck word with me. He might have thought I said "fuck you" , not so. Quick movement is necessary before things escalate. Exit taxi leaving car door open for payment purposes , tempted to drop fare on passengers seat , thats what I do when angry. Decided to put it in his hand , cause I think he is fuming.

Next taxi ok , and we arrive at SY with no hassles. For first time in years I take a seat in the front room of SY , its nicer there. Not many this early in the night but some attractive ones nevertheless. Around 11.15pm a group of Koreans arrive and they head straight for back room. Within 15mins all the girls in my room got up and transferred to the back room .... where the small dicks and big money resides (Koreans) Reminds me of LA Cafe , in that respect. Women gravitate to money , do not believe otherwise : )

And so would I , if I knew where it was : )

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So , decide to have a look at 'Back Road' , very few there this early in the night (11.45pm). Off to Thermae. Taxi driver misunderstood my destination , resulting in a 10km detour. He apologised for that. I calmly accept his apology , not wanting any more taxi confrontations this night. Plenty of girls at Thermae , about 80 or so. Average line up , no gems. Smokey environment as usual. On entering I have a certain routine at Thermae (T) , hard to explain , but it brings a smile to the girls faces. However , the falangs hangin on the bar with sad faces disagree and wonder "who’s the clown thats just walked in” (Thommo). Really , if grog and girls produce sad faces , they should try something else : ) I circle the merchandise on display once only , then out the door. Nothing there to keep me.

Onto Sukhumvit footpath heading towards Bier Garten and Gullivers. There is a steady stream of falangs heading in the opposite direction , ie , towards Thermae. They seem to be in a hurry (itch : ) . Bier Garten (BG) is so so , a rather dank place , dont know what guys see in it , other than discount sex. After many reconnoitres at BG I have had only one good experience ex Bier Garten. Personally , I dont think the place is worthy of even one beer , but worthy of a look .... yes , just in case.

Arrive at Gullivers , and its almost empty of hookers. By now , they’ve gone to Angels or CM2 I suppose. I have visited the place so many times and only once saw something tempting. Over rated joint.

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Ever onward to Big Dog Bar. As usual interesting observations. I enjoy being a Fly (on d’ wall) , do not have