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.................................. April - May issue .. No.29

BLOGS

Yes Blogs for April & May Direct from the Bilge Pump ... where else : )

WATCH these Blogs grow .........

Blogs 1 - 54 ........... BELOW

Miss May. My personal housemaid , Cebu City : )

.....Not long now ... getting close : )

FFF4 .... Online Friday 26th May (5am GMT) !

51. Monday 22nd May : Diamond studded Teeth "Attached is a photo, a lady I met here in Bamako, although she is from Senegal. Big toothy grin with diamonds in her teeth, prob fake...but flashy girl .... Dan" Looks like a man with a wig : ) ...... T

49. Wednesday 17th May : Balls ! Indian eunuchs are upset by 'fake' transsexuals who have muscled in on their begging operations. "The Eunechs say , men dressed up as women are robbing them of their income. Consequently they have started issuing their own photo ID cards" , so that donors know they really do not have balls. Comment : Yeh , not a bad idea. Reckon the Bangkok katoeys could take a leaf out of their book. ID's with credentials listed , eg , balls/no balls ; vagina/no vagina , boobs etc : )

45. Tuesday 16th May : Jokers Latest ON THE WAY "11.30pm and having finally escaped the sandy wastes of the Arabia I am condemned to a too-long stopover in Dubai before the freedom flight wings me back to the Big Mango. Well, that’s OK because I have 30 days accumulated thirst to deal with and there are plenty of cold Heinekens waiting for me in my hotel bar. But it’s all about priorities – and much as I am lusting after Korat’s finest, I’ve got an itch and I need to scratch it. Dubai is probably the world’s most boring city but the pathways to pussy are well marked. Given that I can’t be bothered to put much effort into it, my choices boil down to Cyclone, the York, or the Astoria. Personally, I think 70 Dirhams to get into a fourth rate disco like Cyclone is a rip-off, particularly as I am going to hit my mark at lightning speed, and since I am not into the Africans who seem to predominate at the York its into the taxi, I drop off my bags and its straight down to the Astoria in Bur Dubai. Only in Dubai would a hotel bar be called TGIT (Thank God It's Thursday) but there you go. As usual, the place has an unpleasant mix of fifty year old Manchurians, massively overweight Ghanaians and a bunch of mongrel sluts who were probably grown in a test tube. I elbow them off and get into the prime corner spot under the TV. Three Heinekens later she walks in – Han Chinese, probably 35 but looks like 25, slim and nicely dressed in tight jeans and tee-shirt. Her hair looks like it was just washed so I decide that I am going to mess it up for her. I catch her eye, she strolls over, and bastard that I am I don’t even bother offering her a drink. It’s 200-100-150 and ‘OK let’s go’ and we’re out the door before I remember to ask her name. Going back to her room is highly unadvisable in some of the dodgy places I have worked (Moscow, Lagos & Jo’Burg come readily to mind) but this is Dubai and the worst thing that’s going to happen here is a broken condom and a case of the clap. Ten minutes and we’re there. She strips off straight away, kneels down, unzips me, and my cock is in her mouth before I’ve even got my shoes off. I let her get on with it as I slip out of my shirt then I get a good handful of hair and start to push deep into her throat. After a while she starts to wriggle around a bit so I pull her up, step out of my pants and shoes and push her back onto the bed. I climb on, straddle her shoulders and pull her head up into action again. Suddenly I realize that a month without is catching up on me and since I need to give this one a thorough work-out I slide down off her chest and go to work on her nipples – small, pink, and soon pretty perky. I slide down a bit further and she thinks I am going to eat her out, but instead I lift up her legs and slip a moist finger into her arse. Now I don’t speak Mandarin but this clearly was not what she had in mind. However, since I’ve got her pinned there’s not much she can do about it so I put another finger into her pussy as well and soon she just lays back and her hips start grinding. After a while I roll over, slip on a tube and pull her on top of me. Now, the only thing I really like about the ‘cowboy’ is seeing their faces when it goes in for the first time. No disappointment today, either. I let her ride me for a while then roll us both over and push her legs back against her shoulders. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh no. My thirty days have caught up with me sooner than I would have liked. Oh well. Nice enough really, but just scratching an itch. I taxi back to the hotel and put ice in my beer. Bangkok here I come. The Joker"

43. Monday 15th May : Beware - Gods Angry Mount Merapi , Indonesia. The Gods are angry. Right now ... thirty seven die in typhoons Philippines , volcano erupting in Indonesia. Beware , the signs are not good : )

40. Wednesday 10th May : The Thief and Hindsight "A former security firm manager said he stole almost £5m from the company he worked for because he had never been given a rise. The 40-year-old man, named only as Ingo S, was found guilty of theft by a court in Munich, Germany, after being caught with the cash stuffed into 40 money bags in the boot of his car. Speaking in court the man, who headed a branch of the unnamed security firm in Fuerstenfeldbruck near Munich, said he felt mistreated by the company. "I successfully built up that branch and instead of being given a pay rise, all I got was a pat on the back," he said. He has now been sentenced to four years and three months in prison by the County Court in Munich". Comment : Spending 4 yrs in prison is ok if you can access a mill or two on getting out. No explanation why he didnt hide it properly in multi places. But then again , hindsight is wonderful isnt it : )

36. Saturday 6th May : Viagra-holics Ex viagraholics.com website : "Viagraholics Anonymous is a group of men dedicated to helping each other overcome a common problem: abuse of Viagra. As we came to understand that our behavior was out of control, and saw the destructive toll that Viagra was taking on our lives and relationships, we searched for a solution. Out of our despair came this simple program and organization designed to help other men like ourselves conquer this life-destroying dependency". Jacks Story : "Like many guys who buy Viagra, I ordered some online. When I had used them all I got anxious. My girlfriend was starting to complain that all I wanted to do was have sex. In time I found I couldn't (or wouldn't) have sex without taking Viagra first. My girlfriend got fed up with my behavior and dumped me. At this point you'd think I'd no longer have use for Viagra, but I kept taking it anyway. I took so much of it that I started missing work. I couldn't go into the office because I couldn't control my erections. When I lost my job, I just stayed home all day, taking Viagra and masturbating. With no income, I ran up my credit cards to pay for my Viagra. I was in a downward spiral with no way out". Comment : He is what ya call a Whanker : ) Add to that , I have got doubts about 'Jacks Story' put on the website by viagraholics.com. Fake erections and fake stories ? : )

Miss April (Bambi's ugly young sister ... ... this ones next : )

33. Saturday 29th April : Trivia

"An Indian teenager has become famous for his ability to take in milk through his nose and to squirt it out of his eyes.

The 16-year-old from Dariyapur Kalan, near Delhi, also holds the national record for eating 170 green chillies in 5 minutes 7 seconds. And he says he can hammer a nail into his nose without discomfort.

His brother Ashok Kumar said: "He is an inspiration for many around the village. I hope others will come forward to carry on his good work."

32. Friday 28th April : Full of Passion ( or s . . t ) First read Blog 29 below. The following email is from the same person. Made my day : Hi . "Thanks for the information.One thing, I want to ask.Do you think you can help me upgrade my membership at passion.com by using your credit card and its number. I do not have credit card.And I will send you money via western union money transfer. I will look forward to hearing from you". Sincerely ......... (name with-held to protect : ) Comment : Tell ya what lads , there's all kinds out there. Western Union indeed. Jeez I learnt the hard way in the Philippines , 20-30yrs ago. "My money is coming" they'd say , and mug me believed them. Lost a few thou (Pesos) that way. Doesnt happen any more. I dont even lend them my time/ear : ) Actual reply I sent to him : "Yeh I have the same problem with my credit card. Bank cancelled it. Tried other banks they refused. If you know of anyone who will lend their credit card information I would be interested too. Thanks.  T " Stay tuned. See what he gets up to now. First he wants to boink my white sisters (No.29 below) , then he wants my credit card info. Whats next ? Stay tuned : )

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27. Saturday 22nd April : Boob Doctor Busted Seventy six year old , Philip Wini-koff (name should be : Wanka-koff : ) of Broward County , north of Miami was caught in the act. He told victims he was a Doctor and was willing to check to see if they had breast cancer , free of charge. To add authenticity , he carried a little black medic bag around with him. One naive 36yr old woman (see above : ) allowed him into her apartment to fondle her bare breasts in an attempt to confirm whether or not she had breast cancer. But when he started to fondle her genitals she drew the line. Apparently he went on to repeat the same scenario with other women , until reported. He is now spending time in prison. Comment : Not bad for a 76yr old. Still got some testosterone in the tank I see. On release he should buy a ticket to Phil/Thai , where he can fondle all the breasts he likes. Add : Special thanks to the victim , who let us photo' her in bra : )

26. Friday 21st April : Weapon of Personal Destruction

And then there's the Singaporean kid who committed suicide cause he thought his weapon was too small. Hasnt he heard of penis enlargements ? Doesnt he know the LON's prefer small dick (so long as its accompanied with big money : ) ? All he had to do was grow up , earn money and fix d' problem , no need to suicide.

I can understand folks suiciding in old age like Oljoe (come out of hiding Oj ... we need your literary skills) , including myself when the time comes , but teens pulling the plug ............ unreal.

25. Friday 21st April : Annual Monger Migration

The annual migration of Mongers back to the West has begun. High season in Thailand and the Philippines is over. Prices will moderate and hunger will prevail. Ideal environment for the Budget Banger. Predators such as BBKing (Boom Boom King ... see No.3 below) and Thommo (FFF4) are about to 'pounce' on all that unserviced pussy.

Why pay high season air fares 'n pussy when you can get it all 'low season' ?

"Budget Bangers know best" : )

24. Wednesday 19th April : Philippines - Death Penalty

Gloria Arroyo , President of the Philippines has commuted the death sentence for 1000 prisoners.

As you know , if a young Phil woman says you raped her , chances are you will be convicted of such. Currently the mandatory sentence is the Death Penalty. The judge has no say in the matter once you’re convicted. I believe there are some foreigners on deaths row right now. They will be relieved with Arroyo’s Easter announcement.

Prison chaplain Monsignor Robert Olaguer said the inmates were rejoicing at the news. "They're thankful to the president because they'll have a longer life," he said.

Comment : Visit one of them and you will see its not "life" in a Phil prison. Maintain good relations with the ladies lads.

23. Tuesday 18th April : Waffle

Not the kind you find in an upscale coffee shop , but cheese cake nevertheless. Disclaimer : Consume Cheese Cake at your peril : )

To all those who fornicated over Easter (Bangkok/Manila etc) I forgive you , for I chose a more noble path ..... Cheese Cake and Choc's.

I have exited the dark abyss (tunnel) a new enlightened man and realise now all this whoring is to no avail. You can never satisfy the flesh. My mission in life is now clear .... lead the LON's and the Mongers out of the darkness of fucking , into the light of abstinence.

It all began in FFF2 when I received orders from high above to forego the leacherous life and become a voyeur. I realise now , the reason .. so that I may sit back and observe. And what did I see ? Sin , nothing but sin.

So it is now my lot to come forth with the Ten Commandments for the 'lost ones' .. Mongers , LON's and all.

Moses journeyed for 40 odd years until he reached the promised land. I dont know how long it will take me to reach the promised land , but reach it I will , along with The True Believers.

Hold tight , the land of milk and honey is within our reach.

In the meantime ................. resume hostilities !

Comment : Dont worry , I wont be consuming Cheese Cake again , any time soon : )

22. Monday 17th April : Getting There

I can see the light ... at the end

The Whores of Botosan Romania confessed their sins over Easter , so I might as well confess mine too.

Thurs night x 2 small bottles of beer. Saturday , a Cheese Cake and choc bar. Sunday I watched the Ten Commandments on TV for the umpteenth time. No Charlton Heston unfortunately , a more recent version. Monday today , its another round of Cheese Cake and choc bar.Tomorrow I'll be out of the dark abyss (tunnel) and then its back to normal again ... herbal tea , fruit and vegetables.

A true test of ones character ... Easter.

21. Saturday 15th April : Tunnel Vision

This is where I'm at , right now , Saturday 15th.

Well , I am deep in the tunnel heading gingerly towards the other end. Stopped along the way and consumed two small bottles of pale ale , other than that have been a good boy. Can't see any light as yet , but I know its there , will keep plodding forward.

Lucky are those who are bunkered down in Thailand/Philippines , boinkin Easter Bunnies. Be careful not to get any chocolate on ya stick fella's (happened to me once !) Most importantly , life goes on in Phil/Thai , but in the West , land of the Infidels, things come to a stop.

Even the whores in Botosan Romania stopped during Easter , preferring to attend Church and confess their sins. I can imagine the conversation in the confessional box : "Dear Father , forgive me for sucking 650 cocks since last Easter. I had to support my family". Father : "651 , you havent sucked mine yet"

Irreverance you can be assured of , on whorist.com

Gotta stay focused .... get to the other side of the tunnel ..... pray for me ..................... T

20. Thursday 13th April : Other side of the Tunnel

Yep , Easter is upon us. No news for me to feed off except "road accidents" and "chocolate consumption". Dont think your very interested in those subjects : )

Think I will see you the other side of the tunnel , Tuesday 18th , when the world returns to normal again.

Say a prayer for me , I might be tempted to drink the amber liquid over the Easter break : )

19. Wednesday 12th April : Talkin to Myself

Pic of myself when younger and hornier : )

Nuttin for ya today , and the dreaded Easter is upon us. Easter and Xmas are abominations , unless of course your overseas enjoying yaself. Only bright spot .. I have bought my air ticket for FFF4. So its really going to happen. Trying to think of alternative 'unique gifts' to give out but cant come up with any cheap ones. My usual ones are getting a bit corny but I have got hundreds of them , yes hundreds.

It's crazy , living life waiting for the next 'escape' all the time. Waiting for anything is crazy , waiting for life to become interesting is even crazier. Perhaps I should take the bull by the horn and take off on a never ending fishing expedition ? Where would the money come from to finance that ? Maybe just maybe an idea I have will pay off and fund never ending travel , maybe. Take the bull by the horn ?

Oh well , I have been talking to myself once again. Getting more common as the years tick by. Wish I was younger and hornier : )

18. Tuesday 11th April : Bird Flu Burma

"Bird flu has spread in Burma with more than 100 outbreaks across the country, a UN official has said".

Comment : Reminds me of FFF3 when I crossed the border into Burma and on entering a Lady House (whore house) came across all these loose chooks heading towards me. Made sure I kept clear of them. The chicks (girls) in that place were well below standard , so I got out of there pronto.

17. Tuesday 11th April : New Sex Law Proposed

A Feminitza and her organisation in Australia , has proposed to the Government a new law which restricts males from having sex with girls when the male is more than 5yrs older than the girl. Viz , 24yr old can not have sex with a 18yr old.

Comment : What they'll do to stop us fucking young women. Imagine that working in the Philippines ? Chaos , and a lot of hungry families : )

16. Tuesday 11th April : Screw for 55 Pounds

"Ben Talbot, 23, put a three-and-a-half-inch screw on eBay for a laugh, says the Mirror.Chantal Bell, 24 from Epsom Surrey , bought it for 55 Pounds as a hint to a friend that she wanted a "good old screw".

Comment : I'm surprised she'd settle for three and a half inches : )

15. Monday 10th April : Not Sure Sl : Nour If

Nuttin , no gossip .. scurrilous news , whatever. Only thing , lot of guys have rushed to Falkenburg , seen parked outside the school , perving on the schoolies : )

If anything is happening in your life let's know ... nuttin happening in mine , apart from dreamin' scheming re the future (beyond FFF4 ie). The one after FFF4 will be a long one. Where to spend it is the question .... Brazil ? , but relatively poor exchange rate = cost lot more than Thailand/Phil. Which would you prefer , a long Diary (FFF) on Brazil or long Diary on Thailand/Philippines ?

14. Sunday 9th April : Boys rush to Enrol Bo

Naughty School Girl waiting to get her library book : )

"A Swedish school library is refusing to lend books to pupils if their underwear is showing.

Pupils of Tullbro School in Falkenberg do not have to wear a uniform but librarians are clamping down on some teenage fashions. Girls who wear hipsters which show off their underwear are not allowed to borrow books, reports Hallands Nyheter newspaper".

Comment : And rumour has it there is a long waiting list for boys wanting to enrol at this same school : )

13. Saturday 8th April : Any publicity is good Publicity 12. Saturday 8th April : Ever vigilant ever Forward

"A British luxury yacht manufacturer has sacked two girls for posing topless in a rubber dinghy. Sunseeker had hired models Andreja Kastelc and Aldijana Tiganj to show visitors their yachts at the upcoming Croatian Boat Show. But they were sacked after stripping off for Croatian weekly Globus to promote the event inside a rubber dinghy for £60 each. Managers in Croatia were concerned the photos would cause buyers to associate their high end yachts with semi-naked models and cheap rubber boats. The exhibition is being held in Split off the Adriatic coast until Sunday".

Comment : Cheap publicity. Boat builder should give em sixty quid too. Sorry , but had to cut out 'dog face' gal to the left. Not up to whorist.com standards. Gal in pic is : nice face , smile , fuckable legs. Unfortunate about the kiddy tits though , but ya can't have it all , sometimes : )

12. Saturday 8th April : Ever vigilant ever Forward

FFF4 is now starting to occupy my mind. Brought down the budget last night ... U$70 per day , everything included. Plus incidental expenses of U$350 for 'Snoopy' , my new travel companion. Hope I can locate him within 24/36hrs of arrival at d' Front. Intend to check out the 'Killing Fields' again .. possibly a new frontier , possibly not.

The cycle continues : Re-entry , getting used to Western ways , settle in to routine , next fishing expedition looms , dreaming /scheming re it , then 'liftoff' into the dark yonder. Not that far away now. Jerk , jerk , whank , whank , can I hold on that long ? Havent had a single drink since touch down about 42 days ago. Not bad for someone who likes a bit of the amber liquid. Should arrive at d' Front in good condition and ready to rumble (perv).

Thanks for all the offers to 'carry my bags' , but Stealth Consultancies , a subsidiary of Stealth Air , will have none of that. Webamateurs like us are ever on the radar screen of Big Brother. The last thing we want is to be unable to visit our beloved Philippines/Thailand because we lowered our guard.

Ever vigilant , ever forward ..... fishin' for fun .............. T

11. Friday 7th April : Granny gets the Shaft

"A man is so sick of his mother-in-law he is selling her on eBay. Steve Owen , 42, published a photo of 50-year-old Caroline Allen under "Collectables And Weird Stuff" on the internet auction site - describing her as "used". He has invited bids starting at just £1 reports The Sun.

Steve said: "I'm deadly serious. She comes to the house every day trying to change me and make me tidy".

10. Thursday 6th April : Secretary Doyle falls for a Foil

Bet he's not smiling now : )

Email : "Thommo .... Secretary Doyle from the department of Homeland Security has been caught trying to make contact with a fourteen year girl. The fourteen yr turned out to be a female police officer in Polk County Florida. This fool had sent her his actual name, where he worked in Washington DC, gave her his office phone, & government cell phone number, & his home number. He sent pictures of himself at his desk in the Homeland Security office with his lapel pin with the initials of the transportation department affected by the Homeland Sec office. Told her what he wanted to do with her body, & what he wanted her to do to his.

George W Bush has proved again that a "C" student makes a good President. This Doyle dude must have been a "D" student. He admits he likes young girls. Has he done this before? What a country? If he walks , Washington DC will be a fuc*ing mess. Fucker, Fighter, & a Tin Can Rider ... M"

Comment : Whoa , and I suppose other little girls will start hopping out of the cupboard too. Michael Jackson will have a grin on his face. George Bush will not : ) For me .... George has been a 'tragedy' for America and d' woild. Vote.1. Thommo for President !

Latest Flash : "Doyle is currently awaiting extradition to Florida. Investigators also say he sent the decoy pictures of himself , but that they were not sexually explicit".

Comment : Unfortunate , we'd like to see his weapon : )

9. Thursday 6th April : Getting Shafted

Email : "Hi , I am entertained by reading your site , it was recommended to me by a friend two years ago. My experience in the Philippines has been limited to the last three years. After 23years of marriage and then getting financially screwed (she got the gold mine and I got the shaft) you know the story .........."

Comment : Took two years to get to whorist.com .... mmm. "She got the gold mine , I got the shaft" ... I like that one : )

Comment : This is my first email received from this lad. Translation please , so I can reply. UPDATE : Should have read .. "how was Thailand". He was referring to FFF3 which he was unaware has been online for some time now. Thanks for all the suggestions fella's , but it turned out to be a little missing 'w' that stumped me.

7. Wednesday 5th April : Win for Mongers (Thailand)

A few hours after typing out No.5. below ... he is out , the man who wound back the clock on sex in Thailand .... PM Thaksin has stepped aside. With a bit of luck and time , there might be an easing of closing times and 'lewdness'. Thaksin won the majority of votes but the active minority have created sufficient instability to affect the economy and thus Thaksins business earnings .. so he had to step aside. Money comes first : )

No doubt he will try and pull the strings from behind , but I do expect in time , a further easing of nightlife restrictions. Not officially , just a 'blind eye' approach by officials (politicians and police). The LON's will be dancing in the streets tonight : )

6. Wednesday 5th April : Philippines - Always There

Philippines is none too stable either. All my whoring career , Philippines has stayed much the same ... fucked up , and therefore lots of hungry girls always around , eager to please. With the entrenched wealthy families (including current encumbent) continuing to wield the stick , don't expect changes any time soon.

Sad , but true , its in our interests that the wealthy filipino elite continue to pillage the country , otherwise things might get fixed = more jobs and less poverty. This would equate with less eagerness for gals to 'sell it' to foreigners like us.

Unfortunate but true ... we depend on continued corruption and ineptness in the Philippines.

They can fix the Philippines when I am in Whorist Heaven : )

5. Wednesday 5th April : Thailand - Monger future Brighter

Looks like Thaksin is going to scrape in. Same party , same policies including lam closing and no 'lewd' shows. Although , I think he will be too pre-occupied with holding power to worry too much about the sex scene. Just imagine if he had been voted in with a landslide majority how much that would have affected us .. d' "Mongers that Matter".

He originally started out rigidly enforcing the 1am closures and lewd shows , but as you know its not so rigid anymore , not yet back to the good (bad) old days of 3/4am closing and total nudity. Expect in the future , a slackening of the reigns somewhat , and by the time he is out of Office , it could be back to business as usual (later closing , more 'boldness'). You can't keep testosterone down forever : )

4. Tuesday 4th April : Dumb 'n Dumber

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.

"The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two women sound pretty dumb. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber : "Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bags. She must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis" !

Comment : Pretty weak I know , but I am desperate for something : ) Lots of folks streaming towards this website but not much to say. It happens. There's always tomorrow : )

3. Monday 3rd April : Whore Guide Available

A Knight in shining armour has come forward .... Boom Boom King. He will be in Pattaya May 8th to November 6th and is willing to take folks around Pattaya and show them where the action is , all free of charge. Consequently our Whore Guide service is insolvent : ) BBKing is available at : Money95235@aol.com

Comment : We do not know BBKing personally but he said he knows Pattaya like the back of his hand. Handy for a newbie ... cut corners , get the right price and monger in safety. Way to go !

2. Sunday 2nd April : Filipinos Win

"More than a third of Filipinos have cell phones. In a country where many live in poverty, they are often seen as a cheap way to stay in touch. And because text messages are so cheap , at least 200 million are sent every day. No wonder the country has a reputation as the world's text capital".

Comment : Filipinos are the most talkative people I have ever met. Never short of a word or two. And never get into a public argument with a Filipina ..... you will NOT win : )

1. Saturday 1st April : Bambi Nude

Yes Bambi has finally done the right thing and is showing her lovely nude body this April 1st. See Pic way down below. Join the clamour to the very bottom of this page and see Bambi now , in all her glory.

Conditions Apply : Effective 1st April only (GMT).

BLOGS above WATCH Blogs grow during April & May

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NOTE : The following section below , is NOT added to as the month progresses.

Fishin for Fun - 4 ....2006 ... last week of May

Yes , throwing out the line again.

Join our expedition online , last week of May.

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HAPPY ..BIRTHDAY ..!

April 2006 Whorist.com is now four years old.

And what better way to celebrate our fourth birthday :

The month of March represented the greatest number of visitors and pages viewed in the history of whorist.com

Stats records are being created on a regular basis nowadays. Hits themselves are more than one million per month. Whats the purpose of all this ?

"Mutually friendly/beneficial" ...................... thats wot : )

Surprising as it may seem , I benefit from it , even though 98% of emails are from freeloaders asking lengthy questions and never posting Field Reports after they return home. In March , out of many thousands of visitors , only about seven contributed anything at all (Field Reports ; Pic/s ; Articles/Opinions etc) for the month ! Anyway , as usual , its quality before quantity : )

Thanks to those relatively small number who contributed during the last four years , up to and including March 2006. Ya know who you are , and I know who you are , even though some of ya fell by the side along the way : )

Most importantly , "The True Believers" are still out there , spreading the word. Its the True Believers who keep me going , not the freeloaders : ) I often think of shutting down the website cause of the freeloader attitude which prevails amongst 98% of the million odd visitors , but its the minority quality mongers who keep me going.

And yes I benefit .............. I get to express myself

and

I get to Whorist Heaven : )

FEAR !

Fear drives my keyboard fingers.

Fear of going to whorist hell ............ western whores , barfines and condoms ...

you know what I mean . : )

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JOKERS DIARY

"So just throw money at it?.

I mean after a while it gets a bit ?samey? doesn?t it?

Go to Annie?s again? Another plain-Jane who sucks like a hoover, and forgets to smile when you pay her. Nana? BF +1,500 Baht short time - she?s out of the room before you are out of the shower, and five minutes later you can hardly remember her tits. And you know that I hate to pay a dozen Patpong lady drinks for her and her gal-pals before I take her back to the room for a zombie fuck. So - what ?

Yes, Bangkok can make you mad. When you can have everybody the hunger gets more and more, but the satisfaction gets less and less. So sometimes you just have to throw money at it.

4pm. Sukhumvit. The Beer Garden. I am about to go mad ?.. The one who catches my eye is a regular ? Issan lady? ? not bad: small, dark of course, thick black hair, nice figure, anywhere from 15 to 35, probably got two kids back with her mum but tits as ripe as a peach and her hand straight between my legs. ?OK ? yes ? but I want to party?? Her eyes go a little wider. She smiles and dials.

Two minutes later her girlfriend arrives, still wiping the Pik Nam Pa from her mouth. Identikit, except her arse looks a bit tighter and she has some kind of penchant for piercings (not really my bag, but we?ll let it pass).

?No?. I say to Lek/Noi/Daeng or whatever her name is: ? I want something else??
They rub heads and start scrolling down their phones; I order another Carlsberg but hardly get a mouthful before there?s a problem ? ?she? can?t come in. I roll over to the door and hit the man with 500 ? sorted ? and now we are four. ? Bacardi Breezer for you?? The K says her name is ?Porn? and I don?t even crack a smile.
?We go your room now??

?No ? I want?? And then everyone?s on the phone at once. And there are about a dozen onlookers, hanging on every word, but do I give a fuck? The Carlsberg is gone and the next one half-way down ? I?m on a roll, man?

?Not here. Next Soi. OK you?? Fine ? check bin and go. ?Next?, of course, is a Thai concept. We?re in the taxi barrelling down Sukhumvit for about five before we pull over somewhere past Asoke to pick him up. Eighteen? Twenty seven? Who can tell? Youngun has a body like mine when I was a teen , and he squeezes into the back all smiles and tight black jeans. Now we?re off?

My regular apartment. 1,000 each for the men in blue on the door, and they know what it means ? nobody leaves without my smile.
Up we go and I crack a few beers. They are nervous. What?s going down? So I set out the play: two hours, 5000 each, and you do what I say. Everything. ?OK boss? says the teen. Yeah, of course it?s OK?.

I take 50mg and an inch of Glenlivet, walk into the bedroom and we strip.
Part 1: skinny teen goes down on girl 1, girl 2 goes down on the teen
Part 2: teen fucks girl 1, girl 2 sucks the teen
Part 3: teen fucks the girl 2 up the arse and the girls are sucking balls and tits
Part 4: yours truly is trying to get something into every hole in the room?.

Need I go on? The highlights -

When I get everyone into a daisy chain (yes ? I?m at the back?)
When the teen fucks girl 2 up the arse as she sucks me off
When the girls take turns with the Glenlivet bottle on the teen
20,000 plus tips.

Yeah? Well you won?t be in Jeddah for the next month, will you?.?

The Joker"

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TEAR TO THE EYE ..... Vernon

I have been through the whole gambit in the Philippines having been there the past 19 winters making a pig out of myself in the earlier years when Ermita, Subic and Angeles had carnival type atmospheres, working through the never ending opportunities, and going full on in the newly discovered heaven.

From Cebu, to Angeles, to Ermita, and the rest.......been there, done that, will continue to go there and do that, to break the monotony of western life in Canada.

I revel in your writings that you have been so considerate to lay out nicely for others as a guide or cross reference their own experiences.Thai gals just don't cut it for me. Just cannot seem to have real 'fun' there with the no english thing.

Only a lovely girl from the Philippines would say 'Thank you for pleasing you' after you have debauched her for full 12 hours non-stop, as her parting words as she leaves through the door with 100 pesos (2 bucks) tip in hand.

Those Catholic schoolgirl manners....brings a tear to your eye.....gotta love em.

Vernon

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MORE THAN TEARS Oljoe

Good friends and colleagues, I have been much remiss in informing you of my recent depredations.

A combination of age and fatigue, abominably slow 'net facilities en route and their shocking low-quality keyboards, and Parkinson's severe limitations have been the cause and I hope that the following will fill the void.

I'll try to finish the story when I"m capable Oj

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"While others have been happily screwing their nuts off, since 27 Jan 2006 Oljoe has been scammed, starfished, run-out on, thieved from, conned, and otherwise flim-flammed to such a degree that he will NEVER AGAIN visit the wretched Philippines: this archipelago of shameless courtesans, pimps, liars, pickpockets, bandits amd insincere women.

And he has had his fill of Jakarta, with 15 million citizens the world's largest metropolis lacking any kind of formal public transport such as a Subway/Metro or LRT Other than a bunch of stinky buses and two meagre fringe heavy suburban rail lines on the city fringe, the movement of people is by swarms of cars, taxis and
'becaks' [tuk-tuks] resulting in traffic jams at midnight and discouragement of 'heat-seeking'.

Phnom Penh also has lost its allure, 'condomania' and inflated prices having become rife. It began badly and skated downhill thereafter: OJ departed his homeland and following the route: BNE/KUL/CLK arrived in Angeles City, and checked in at the Ponderosa Hotel which is fine if a bit too far from town. This inhibits the spontaneity of walking down to Santos or wherever on a whim. Anyway he met Rose who accompanied him to his room. Realiszing that the frig was empty and believing that a drink or two improves the mood, and being impaired by the ever-present Dr P he gave Rose 300P to visit a 7/11 and return with the necessary.

After two hours Oj realised that 300P without 'Dick' is probably preferable to 500 with him. Score 1 to Rose and OJ - Dumb, yes, but he'd just arrived and his antennae needed tuning Oj isn't usually a fan of clubs, bars and dance joints, hating loud music, disliking alcohol and seeing no point in the "What you name? etc" ritual and paying 1200P+ when the same outcome can often be obtained for 500/600 outside.

Nonethless he visited the 'Rhapsody' In the fullness of time Susan was introduced to him. Not a real looker but her wan expression and manner appealed so he paid the 1200 and decamped. It was a drawn-out affair but the girl was almost worthy of her fee for her brilliant imagination [more likely she was coached]. Briefly: "I was raped by my boss when I was a virginal maid in Cebu. Then I decided to go to Angeles and have been here two weeks and you are my first customer AND I've had no sex since the rape, therefore you will be my first real sex contact. I'm almost a virgin.

It was reinforced by tears and heart-rending sobs. Impressive but maybe you had to be there. MERCHANDISE METER Oj, a little swayed by this tragic tale had however switched on his cynical meter and insisted on testing the merchandise. It read out at 4/3/4 on his Triple 'A' (Appearance/Ability/Attitude) scale, or "J.A.F". {Just Another Fuck]. The inevitable took place at around 1.30 am and he made no objection to the run, the excuse being "a fever beginning". Ho hum!

He met up with a bunch of Ozzies one of whom had shared chat before departure and all went on a day trip to Subic, the "nothingness' of which didn't improve the perception that this was a losing venture. A couple of other assignment disasters followed, starfish or some other negatives before the 'Grand Debacle". Wait for it: . GRAND DEBACLE OJ LURED BY KATOEY/LADYBOY/BAKLA.

Yes and he has no shame in the admission coz he/she was Good. (in the 'foolyou' sense) Forty-two years around SEA fleshpots was no defence. It was his last night before departure for Manila/Davao and he tried his luck at the first joint on the LH side of Santos [ahead of the Duke of York] He didn't believe that 'baklas' were sanctioned in the joints, maybe he/she fooled the mama-san, unlikely probably. Nevertheless let's say 'it' was perfect in manner and appearance. No adamsapple, hair, voice or usual giveaways; very passionate [Oj rarely kisses hse] and full of promises. The illusion was shattered rudely when after an atmospheric BBBj it coyly refused more advanced activity. Pressure to explain caused a reluctant revelation of the Awful Truth. Anal entry was declined, OJ remaining virginal in this sphere.

More impressed than enraged OJ admired its ability although having prepaid mama-san with 300P, by giving it 200 more. This put the kybosh firmly on AC and Oj left abruptly two days ahead of original schedule for the LA Cafe and Davao.. (Description of lengthy Davao activities will follow)

INDONESIA : He departed DVO Fri 17 for an irritating, tediously tiresome, indirect trip to Balikpapan, Kalimantan, Indonesia via Manila/Clark/Kuala Lumpur coz the effing Monday only (and the ONLY one) flight to Indonesia from DVO was cancelled for Mon 21 for "annual maintenance" - at least they do get some!

Why Balikpapan? HIs long-term yet unmet GF has relocated there. Aged 42, single, no kids and with a COMPANY CAR AND HOUSE he believes that she merited a face to face. Afterward there is Murni in Jakarta who offers many delights Balikpapan was a non-event, (can you believe that he spent three nights in a room with a lady and there was NO physical contact at all?!). A 'nice' lady but there was just no sexual attraction. and Oj went to Jakarta where the debacle worsened : Murni, the sexbomb (from AFF, like the one in Davao) whom he had courted with great promise for many months exploded in his face, taking with her 400,000 Rp. It was shameful - they had one fabulous session - BBBJ & '69' with all manner of excitememt about proposed trips to Borobudur and even Bali, then she did a sudden runner. Odd behaviour after more than a year of 'wooing'; she could have received much more from him had her initial promise been fulfilled.

Third-world women have short-term minds for the most part.. The next day a Parkinson's twitch impelled OJ's cellphone/camera into a rain-swollen gutter causing its instant apparent demise. Hey and remember how his once-weekly flight from Davao-JKT was cancelled ? Well he hoped to improve a shocking situation with a visit to the famous pick-up bar on the 6th floor of the Hotel Melawai to find that it exceptionally was closed FOR THIS NIGHT ONLY and he knew of no other places to go! So in disgust, with his visa expiring on Friday and unable to get an early flight home he decided in desperation and at high expense to go to Phnom Penh for five days and hoped that the misery will end. PHNOM PENH : GOODBYE CELLPHONE #3 : After three days 'drying out his cellphone revived itself.

In Phnom Penh she chose him at 'Walkabout' in early afternoon. She was a well-built, attractive Khmer with a face which suggested she was a Eurasian. Minimal English discouraged clear establishment of conditions but she was friendly enough. The action began with the usual inept 'massage'. She then made it known that she would depart at 3.30pm, a mere half-hour hence. Pressure of this nature is deleterious to OJ's mechanism which wilted despite being offered condomless entry. Becoming impatient with his delay she arose, dressed and demanded $20 despite having performed no service. Had she done so there would have been no dispute. Oj being affronted by this aggression refused and counter-offered $5 which led to his third ugly confrontation on each of his three days in PP.

The usual threats followed and Oj decided reluctantly to offer $10 which necessitated visiting the Front Desk to change a Twenty. This occurred but on return to the room he realised that his Nokia #3650 had gone, its predecessor fallen to light-fingered Rose in AC. His immediate call to the front desk to intercept her came too late. Oj although chastened by his loss admits to bafflement regarding her method. The phone was in a stiff and unstable bedside drawer adjacent to his bed location. At no time during her presence did he leave her unsupervised or even observe her near the table. There is no doubt as to her complicity because he remembers placing the phone during undressing. Writing it off to his gross ineptitude and unfitness for further such ventures it joins its two colleagues similarly vanished over the past three years plus an estimated $2500 fallen to sundry predators including around $600 during the current adventure. Oj's flight from PNH to KUL [thence to GWL] was scheduled for 4.30pm so he resolved to leave no time wasted. He rented a tuk-tuk for a fixed interval and bade the pilot to convey him to 'Walkabout' in the unlikely hope that the purloiner of his cellphone two days earlier may take the chance on some barang business. She was not in evidence but her girlfriends were. He left a description of the offender with the Ozzie barmaster and instructed his chauffeur to make for Rue #63. At 1pm there was minimal activity in those parts. Oj stopped at one or two establishments but was unimpressed by the merchandise therein. He told the charioteer to find some action and progressed along the Riverside Road, past the line of hotels unto the commercial Phnom Penh Port area.

GEM

Outside some typical 'chicken shacks' a couple of comely ladies took his eye so he entered for negotiations. The chosen one, a small but beautifully formed Khmer and just 18, proved herself a jewel, an unexpected gem amidst dross. Completely uninhibited she stripped instantly and did the same for OJ, collapsed on top of him, drew him close and kissed him deeply on the lips. Oj has never been big on kissing but was overwhelmed by her deeply affectionate approach, she giving little love pecks to his neck and laughing, chuckling with apparent glee all the while. No BBBJ was sought because he didn't wish to break her rhythmic progress and she attempted to insert the device which despite 150mg of 'V' unfortunately was still showing its discouragement by previous poor results. THere was no condom call at all, so OJ turned her over and with herculanean effort mounted a half-rise and inserted it deeply. She responded happily, but Oj's condition is not helped by female counter-thrusts, he must make his own moves to obtain any sensations. Disappointingly he lost it before he could mount up the final glorious charge to the climax and withdrew to the disappointment of both parties.

As she had done her part well above and beyond, he was glad to tip her $5 together with mama-san's five. Her delight was electrifying and Oj should have quit while ahead.

MORE GEMS ?

Despite his obvious unfitness for action, a vacant hour impelled him to request other locations from his guide who went on a grand tour by the back of the extensive railway yard and workshops to the main road of Tuol Koek. One place from which he shied had two or three girls estimated to be no more than 13 y.o.

Not far distant on a corner he found another establishment demanding $15 ST receiving smirks of disbelief. A move away brought papa-san down to $10 no condom. The girl had a hard face and Oj should have read the signs, but he was distracted by the clock and imminent departure for the airport. Inside the stygian darkness of the hovel she produced the dreaded sheath against Oj's protests which were countered by a demand in broken english that 'boom boom or not, you pay $10!"

Knowing when to retreat and wishing to avoid possibly lethal confrontation at a critical time Oj tossed a Ten on the floor as he left and contemplated this ignominious end to 40+ years of punting., but it seems that the 'use-by' date of his device has at last arrived, long after that of many of his contemporaries for which he is grateful.

TIME TO QUIT

This unpleasant event led to the decision that the last day of active punting had passed and imminent permanent return to the GWL had arrived this realisation that his physical condition has worsened and continues to deteriorate - not just Parkinsons but eye cataracts and arthritis; and that the latter prevent his providing more frequent and detailed reports.

Oj embarrassed realises that these admissions will provoke ridicule, derision and severe loss of respect - face if you will - by his colleagues but as nothing if not an honest man he feels compelled to the truth for his own conscience and the warning of others. Thus the Patriarch of Punting announces his sad, reluctant but obviously overdue retirement from active P4P activities and regular posts.

On return to the WL he will attempt to provide a detailed journal of his Last , Great but ill-fated Adventure and thanks his many colleagues and supporters for their boundless encouragement, and sincerely wishes them success, exquisite pleasures, and solvency for their future forays while he retires to Bundaberg to consolation, loneliness and advancing decrepitude.

The Nembutal was bought today in Px-free Phnom Penh. But grieve not coz he's had a bloody good time.

Excelsior" !

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Ron's Babe I was supposed to put her in the March issue but was worried about 'downloads' (GB's) , hence delayed publishing. Now its April , and I am surprised to see she still has her pants on : )

Thanks to The Joker , Vernon , Oljoe and Ron. Without them there'd be nuttin to kick start this April - May issue of NEW.

Thommo .........

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