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"Brazilian coach Carlos Alberto Parreira wants his team to play with a smile on their faces at this year's football World Cup, so he has ruled out imposing a sex ban.

"I don't think that sex one day before the game will have any harm on the player. JParreira told Maxim magazine. Sex is always very good, always welcome."

"Parreira also said there was no chance that Brazil would play more conservatively in Germany. "We have to defend , otherwise we go nowhere. But we can't deny our roots - we play a happy game."

Thommo : Never deny ya roots … good advice. So now the opposing teams know their game plane … sex , sex and more sex. The Ladies of the Night (LON’s) will have a busy time servicing all the footballers and their fans. Gang bang time ? : )

Tomorrow , Saturday 1st April is party time. April of every year we celebrate. 'True Believers' know what we celebrate. Others will have to wait until tomorrow (April issue of this page) to find out. And dont forget its April fools day , don't let anybody make a fool of ya. They (LON's) make a fool of us already : )

Bangkok Post ... "Term's over : What's a university student to do during the three-month break? Register for summer classes? Go shopping? Be a couch potato" ?

"A former accountant of a New York heart charity , has been accused of embezzling heart disease research funds to the tune of U$237,000 to pay his Dominatrix"

Comment : Expensive dominatrix. It's ok being a victim of the flesh if ya can afford it , otherwise .... "whank whank" : )

Apart from a bomb going off in the Philippines killing a few people , nothing much has happened at d' Front. Still no rumble in Bangkok. Making advances with my Thai language and dreaming about my big expedition in 2007 , health willing. My farewell to Planet Earth : ) Life is full of ups and downs. Right now , its down in respect of sex activity ... a calm before the storm hopefully. No need to say 'hang on' , some true believers have been doing that for four years now ... whorist.com becomes four years old next month. Your all invited : )

"Tens of thousands of people have protested in the Thai capital, Bangkok, in the latest of many rallies demanding the prime minister's resignation.

The peaceful rally was part of a campaign to remove Thaksin Shinawatra before next weekend's snap election".

Excerpt from distinguished contributors email (full text April issue) : "I mean after a while it gets a bit ? samey ? doesnt it ? Go to Annies again ? Another plain-Jane who sucks like a hoover , and forgets to smile when you pay her. Nana ? BF + 1,500 Baht short time - she's out of the room before you are out of the shower, and five minutes later you can hardly remember her tits".

Comment : Same is happening to me. Whoring is losing its glitter , am drifting more towards 'human relations' and away from sex. As time goes by , I will have to apologise more and more for the lack of sex in my Diaries. I hope its what they call : "growing old gracefully" , if not , I am in trouble : )

"A bored Canadian bureaucrat, fed up with office drudgery, is seeking nearly $700,000 in donations so he can quit his job and "do something that makes a difference in my life and the lives of others". The unnamed man, who claims to have worked for a large civil service organisation for over 10 years, has set up a website - saveabureaucrat.com - on which he says he is desperate to escape his job.

"After a while its starts to sap the energy and soul out of you and you realise that you have become a true bueaucrat .. I feel like and old curmudgeon frustrated by having to deal with paper being passed around at a snails pace" , he said on his website. "Retirement will free up my time for volunteer activities such as tutoring children and counselling people who are going through rough patches in their life. On a daily basis I will be a much more pleasant person to be around."

Despite promising not to spend donations on "Rollys-Royce cars , 10 bedroom houses , airplanes" , the bored civil servant has quite a way to go.

As of Wednesday morning , five sympathetic souls had sent in a total of just $50.70"

My version : "Bored Monger Thommo fed up with sitting at HQ is seeking $30,000 in donations so he can quit his webmaster job and "do something that makes a difference in my life and the lives of others". The named man (Thommo) who claims to have mongered for over 32yrs has set up a website whorist.com on which he says he is desperate to escape his desk. "After a while it starts to sap the energy and soul out of you and you realise that you have become a true desk jockey .. I feel like an old curmudgeon (whatever that means) frustrated by having to deal with mini fishing expeditions which seem to come around none too often" , he says on his website.

"Resignation from the desk will free up my time for volunteer activities such as whoring touring around the world to brighten up the lives of others who are going through a rough patch in their lives. On a daily basis I will be a much more pleasant person to be around" said Thommo.

Despite promising not to spend donations on hard core whores , five star hotels and executive jets , the bored monger has quite a way to go. As of Saturday morning 25th March , two sympathetic souls had sent in a total of just two "good luck" emails.

Comment : There is an almighty fishing expedition planned for 2007 , at least six times bigger than either FFF1 .. 2 .. 3 or 4.

"FFF4 will open the door (May 2006). FFF5 will bring me alive". Dreams are ......

"Caretaker Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra yesterday met army chief Gen Sonthi Boonyaratglin who told him the current situation does not yet warrant the use of military force".

Comment : So it seems they have decided to use force , just a matter of time. Though , I'd prefer them to let the rural workers sort out the city slickers first : )

You've heard of Tour Guides , well "Thommo's Tours" (whorist.com) is looking for a Whore Guide. Someone reliable and honest , preferably living in Thailand (Bangkok preferred). Must know the whoring scene like the back of his hand. Some training in this aspect available from our Chief Guide. Friendly , happy disposition , able to help newbies enjoy their first whoring experiences. Pimping not involved , purely guidance. Long hours , modest remuneration. Suit someone seeking to cover living costs in Thailand. Apply : whorist@hotmail.com

"My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is ... always keep your condoms in the car."

Comment : I would have failed the morals test and banged her , thereby saving myself the misery of marriage : )

"A Muslim man has been beaten to death in Thailand after attacking a Hindu shrine in the capital, Bangkok. The man - who was reported to suffer from mental health problems - was set upon after smashing a statue of the Hindu deity, Brahma.

Thailand : The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has dispatched experts to investigate food poisoning in Nan province after finding the bacteria causing the outbreak is the same strain used to make biological weapons, the Disease Control Department said yesterday.

Non commercial pussy. The further away from the hardcore whores the better for me. I know , some guys like the hard core girls. They are the true sex fiends. Myself , I am an amateur , like the girls I bang. "Birds of a feather fuck together".

What's happening in your world , in the real world ? Myself , struggling to be occupied , so introduced a big project .. Thai language. Have tapes from about 7yrs ago. Now putting the vocab on those three one hour tapes into notebooks , that is , in writing , taking care to denote the intonation rises 'n falls. Use a Thai/Eng Dictionary for that. Have a few more Thai tapes too. Thai guys speaking on tapes , some dating back to 1986. Enough vocabulary to get a naughty , thats for sure : )

By the way , dont get taught by a woman , otherwise you'll end up talkiin like a katoey. Something that happened to me earlier on in my career. Helps me identify katoeys nowadays , anyway : )

I find it best to listen to the tape and look at markers for intonations same time , cause most of the time our falang ears can not pick up the rises and falls. The more Thai language , the better the girls one can partake of , believe me. Thats if your looking for non whore Thai girls like me. Non whores who are open to 'suggestions' of the financial kind , that is. Non whores and semi whores , apprentices and the like.

The things we do for sex : ) Is sex a curse or a blessing ? What would the world be like without it ? These and many more important issues will be discussed in future issues ... not. Reason ? I don't know the answers : )

Back to the tapes and the long haul .... all for a good cause .. non commercial pussy : )

"A Hotel in northern Germany , has started charging its guests by the kilogram for an overnight stay. In the town of Nordern , close to the Dutch border , guests now have to step onto the scales before moving into their rooms and forking out half a euro ($0.83) per kilogram. "I had many guests who were really huge and I told them to slim down" , owner of the three start establisment , Juergen Heckrodt , said"

"Thousands of farmers are marching through Bangkok in support of Thai Prime Minster Thaksin Shinawatra after travelling from the north on tractors.

At least 10,000 of Mr Thaksin's supporters, mainly poor farmers, have spent more than two weeks travelling down from the countryside in the north and north-east, which forms the prime minister's main support base".

Comment : As I said in 21 below ... "If the Rural majority and supporters of the PM come to town (Bangkok) there could be a clash of almighty proportions". Let the rumble begin : )

"Thommo's Tours ... leads to whores". Applications invited for a group whore tour of Bangkok and Pattaya. Meet at Airport. Baht1200 per day to Thommo or his Rep. , with the option of pulling out after the first day if desired. Suit newbies or those who like to whore in a group. Gang bangs arranged on request : )

UPDATE : 2006 season now fully booked. Announcement re 2007 season later on in the year.

"James Blunt has revealed he sold his sister on eBay. The singer came up with the idea so she could attend a funeral in Ireland.

The plan worked well for his sister as she is now dating the winner of the auction. According to IOL.com James said: "I had a bit of an eBay addiction and I sold everything in my apartment in London and then I came in one day and my sister was crying because she couldn't get to a funeral in southern Ireland.

"None of the planes were working, none of the trains, none of the ferries, so I saw another golden opportunity to flog something and so I put my sister up on eBay, saying, 'Damsel in distress, needs to get to Southern Ireland. What do you get out of it as a bidder? You just get to be a knight in shining armour.'

"Everyone started bidding and a guy won and he had a helicopter and he could fly her to the funeral in southern Ireland and they're now dating and they've been going out for 18 months and she's living with him." He said he has similar plans for his other sister, he added: "I have a second sister, who's gonna go on sale soon."

"Strangely enough headlines about Big Ass lead singer Ekkarat ''Dag'' Wongchalad , who allegedly impregnated a 17-year-old model , are sharing newspaper front pages with stories covering the current political turmoil in Thailand. Nevertheless the main issue of this showbiz brouhaha raises many questions: What are the responsibilities and penalties incurred if any for getting a girl pregnant, and what are the basic rights of the mother?

The issues, inevitably, challenge notions of gender equality in Thai society, the fairness of the law and the judgement of the courts. The girl in the headlines, known as ''Fai'', now has to face up to a conservative society as a single mother and sustain considerable damage to her reputation and she still has the daunting task of bringing up the child on her own, a not inconsiderable task for a young woman of her age.

Ekkarat accused of being the father is currently considering a DNA test. Under Thai law, a woman in this position is entitled to compensation from the man if, and only if, she was sexually abused or raped".

Comment : A Falang (foreigner) shagging a 17yr old would get a few years in prison. When its a Thai ..... ho hum.

Email : ".............. I went to Pattaya 08/04 ... found a perfect hole ... I have lost touch with her. Sure would like to have that again. ... do you do research while your there ? I still have info for her .. let me know".

Thommo's Reply : "When I go overseas I go there to enjoy myself. Looking for a needle in a haystack would not be enjoyable. Regards. T"

Fella's , I ask you , to quote emailer : "I have lost touch ....." Yes , lost touch with reality. I am not a door mat : )

Yeh , well as you all know, things are not quiet in Bangkok. Loss of Face has kicked in big time. Add to that political intrigues. If the Rural majority and supporters of the PM come to town (Bangkok) there could be a clash of almighty proportions. I'd put my money on the hardened rural workers over the soft city slickers any time. Better to be elsewhere ... Pattaya , wherever , till this one blows over , methinks.

"The Nigerian Government has warned citizens they may suffer "psychological discomfort" during a new eclipse this month but urged them not to panic".

Comment : The Govt should also warn their citizens not to cause 'psychological discomfort' to all those people they scam.

Add : Yeh , its obvious things are quiet on the whorist.com front , in respect of folks writing in and contributing. Statistics still very good , but contributions way down. These things happen. In the mean time , I have raised d' bar with excercising , should help with FFF4. My fishing trips are the only thing that keeps me going. One day they might be 365 days of the year , ie , full time (fingers crossed).

"Karon : Police arrested a ladyboy thief as he was busily involved in fellatio on a young Swede who turned out to be the teenage son of a man he had robbed just a few days before.

On the afternoon of January 11, Chalong Police arrested Udomsak Kaewboonma, 20, in a hotel room in Karon. The ladyboy, a resident of Rassada, was arrested in connection with a tourist theft complaint. The victim in that case, a 53-year-old European, told police he had been hailed by Udomsak, sexily attired as a female, at Karon Beach at about 4 am on January 9.

The youthful impersonator offered to have sex with the man, identified as “Tommy”, for 500 baht. When Tommy agreed, they repaired to the strand. Although the south end of Karon beach is notoriously plagued by noisy homosexual prostitutes soliciting johns, Chalong Police have never seriously tried to halt the trade, which is illegal in Thailand.

Apparently, as Tommy was momentarily distracted by Udomsak’s oral exercises on the beach, the latter’s fingers were slithering about in his pockets. The ladyboy craftily stole Tommy’s wallet containing 5,200 baht in cash, USD$100, 500 Danish Kroner and a gold necklace. Also in the wallet were important personal identification and other documents, the victim told police. “He then ‘showed his love’ for the man and when the pair finished their business, disappeared,” a report of the incident read. But Tommy soon discovered the theft and went at once to the police, who noted his story in their log “for further investigation”.

They were spurred into action, however, when Tommy called them again two days later: “The katoey who robbed me is in room 4110 of the Friend’s House Hotel having sex with my son!” he reportedly told officers. “Please hurry over and arrest him!” Police responded to the call and arrived in time to find Udomsak “with the young man’s member in his mouth”. Officers immediately placed the surprised suspect in custody.

A gold necklace and Udomsak’s new Yamaha Mio motor-scooter were seized as evidence. Udomsak (the name means “abounding honor”) confessed to the theft charge after being confronted by Tommy. “But I had no idea that this teenager I was making love to was his son!” he added. Udomsak said he had used the victim’s cash to pay legal fees arising from an arrest on similar charges last December 17. Curiously, Udomsak was not charged with prostitution – although he admitted demanding money for sex and was caught during the latest incident in flagrante delicto".

A small bomb has gone off in Bangkok , injuring a British [Whorist. He has denied being a whorist and says he is a tourist : ] Things are heating up re the current Prime Minister. City folk want him out. The educated elite and others are furious over his sellout to Singapore recently , plus other matters. Dont worry , its not muslim extremists (yet) its just local politics. Otherwise all is well in Bangkok. Pussy sales are up and the Sperm Bank is full : )

The authorities in Singapore have rejected calls for foreign maids to be given a mandatory day off each week. "Prescribing minimum terms and conditions for the maids would inconvenience many households, a manpower ministry official said".

Comment : Not only do they not have one day off a week , they are on call 24/7 , have no holidays or holiday pay , and no sick pay. It's certainly an inconvenience to the Housemaids (no day off). Singapore is a 'stink hole' of a place that I always avoid. Ugly attitude in that part of the world , not only to housemaids. To hell with Singapore : )

Comment : So there are now two girls who want to enjoy 'pay for play'. Any guys out there interested ? See 'angel-4-bed' Article in 'NEW' section down below ................... T

Friend writes in and says Angel Witch GoGo is now in Soi.15 Walking St Pattaya. As you know from FFF3 I said I thought their dance routine/show in Bangkok was one of the best. Seems their Pattaya one is just as good. Bangkok major sex providers seem to be moving to Pattaya. I'm waiting for Thermae Pattaya , Siam Coffee Shop Pattaya , and Bier Garten Pattaya : ) Lots criticise Pattaya for 'ugly' girls , but its not so. Yes , more pretty ones in bangkok but ya gotta sort through millions of people in Bangkok to find them. Enough pretty ones in Pattaya to keep a Monger supplied , methinks. Anyway drop in on Angel Witch and give us ya opinion of it. Ooooorooo ............. T

Jerry Hall says she's fed-up with toy boys - because they're poor in bed. Mick Jagger's ex wife, 48, says she prefers a mature man.

She said: "Older men are better lovers. They're more experienced and know how to please you".

Comment : Looks like she's yearnin for Micks dick ('oldman' : ). Anyway , I prefer 'fresh meat' , even if they can't perform. Its the freshness of the meat that counts not the performance. They dont have to perform , I'll do that for them. I also like being the teacher (Ajarn) and watching my students graduate as fully fledged whores : )

After being back from FFF3 fourteen days routine has now set in. Nothing is happening , except my daily ride on push bike and early evening walk (retirement village stuff : ). Angel 4 Bed requested change in her article which we have done ... see below 'Jokers Diary' , her new article. My country is not importing 'Snoopy' , so I will have to buy on arrival at Bangkok next trip. Apart from that ... nuttin.

"Beijing - Sex is gradually losing its status as a taboo subject in China, heralding major changes in people's attitudes toward sex. A large number of Chinese are getting into a relationship that they call "living apart together".

Han Lin , a married woman , had a "sex agreement" with her husband prior to their marriage when both were cohabiting. The pact says neither of them is obliged to have sex with the other and if one of them refuses , the other would not force the issue. Both are free to have new partners and if either has had sex with a new partner and is willing to live with that person , the two would stop cohabiting.

"Our marriage has not ended this agreement" , said Han , adding that quite a few couples , married and unmarried , have signed similar agreements".

1. "Living apart together" ......... your either living apart or your living together. But I will forgive the Chinese for that. Its their right to bastardise the English language if they want to , after all a certain gent by the name of Thommo came up with the word 'whorist' which is a bastardisation of 'whore' and 'tourist' : )

2. Having to put such an agreement in writing ( .... "signed similar agreements" ) to me is a joke. Oh well , thats just my view , so long as me and the whores keep "living apart together" all is well. Wonder if in future , Thai/Phil Bars will present Mongers with a 'contract' to sign , eg , 1. No Anal unless extra payment 2. Sucking of cock without condoms is negotiable ..... etc ? .................... Oh 'politically correct times' .... just love it ....... NOT !

"Playing video games is not free; it costs money. Every 10 minutes of play costs an average of 40 riyals (about USD $0.20). How do children and teens get money to play? Children generally receive some money to buy sweets from their fathers. Some prefer not to buy sweets but to play video games instead. Others save money they get for school break time and spend it on video games.

Addicts who cannot pay for games sometimes are subjected to sexual harassment. Most are underage and video game shop owners exploit them sexually when they cannot pay for games. Children sometimes are obliged to perform homosexual acts to get money to pay for games. Late last year, homosexual intercourse with a child occurred in one Sana'a video game shop.

There are also instances of teenagers prostituting themselves in an effort to earn money to feed their addition for gaming. Usually these exchanges are between teenage boys and older men who pay for homosexual acts with the youths".

Comment : You heard it first on whorist.com ....... All the 'tasteful' news at your doorstep : )

"Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany.

Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics.

Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details.

Gothe said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."

The service will cost around £600 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but Gothe insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer".

"A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together, Mr Alifi said".

"Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex".

"Thai PM Thaksin Shinawatra says he will quit if his party does not win at least 50% of the vote in upcoming elections".

Comment : Mongers and city dwellers wish he'd lose , but polls say he will win , as he has the support of the rural poor.

He got 3yrs with remissions meaning he can be out in 8 months time. If in the Philippines he'd more likely get 30yrs. Originally he was facing the firing squad but gave a cash donation to the parents to ask Court for leniency and thus a change of charge. He's bitching about the lenient sentence. Ungrateful. Watch him , he's a big enough idiot to get into trouble again.

Oh the Headless Chook is already thinking of "Fishin for Fun - 4" third week May 06. Frustration has already set in (7 days after re-entry) Like to fraternise with 'Student' (Siam Hotel). But dont rush there fella's , you have to speak Thai , she doesnt speak English , and you have to be hansum 'n have a huge dick (like me : )

Also , in addition to Bangkok , need two nights in Burma to research further the 'killing fields' there , plus visit 'Miss Spunk' Beer Hall Chiangrai. Then seduce a 'looker' at "Karaoke 10" Chiangmai. Dreams are made of this ....

Seems the best way to find a honey is buy an overseas ticket for the next day , go out that night , and voila ! honey appears. Thats what happened both with Sandra and 'Student' (FFF3). Twas committed to travelling overseas next morning when I met them night before trip = no time for 'cookie in the oven' = no romance before sex = prostitute experience only. Had enough prostitute experiences to last me three life times already : )

But we gotta pay .... thats important ! Once you stop paying and have free sex , your problems begin , believe me.

Burma Lady No Hair …. Should have fucked her in the ass for not providing bj service. Now thousands of kms away , thinking of her and how lightly she got off the hook. She had a generous ass which would have been a delight to fuck and photograph.

Student Siam Hotel ….. Pity I did not meet her night before , then we might have started a relationship , delay my return to Philippines and then time to enjoy her smiles even more. Thats one sweetheart who slipped through my fingers : )

Sandra ….. Caloocan Manila. Unfortunate I was leaving Philippines next day. Seems my urge to keep moving got in the way of a couple of nice fucks (Student and Sandra). Knew I would lose Student but was confident little Sandra would be there waiting for me … not so.

Overall … It seems I should be more patient and spend more time in the same town , eg, "10 Karaoke" Chiangmai and the lookers residing there.

Already thinking of returning to Thailand and Philippines next trip and not Brazil , which will cost a lot more , and the high energy gals there (Brazil) are not feminine like Thai/Phil. Plus there is no ambience or karma in Brazil. Assertive , strong , energetic sex yes , but feminity , not so much. Feminine females are everywhere in Thailand/Philippines.

Not sure how I will go with Blogs this month. Little bit disturbed after my FFF3 trip. Havent settled down yet.

"Well, my last night in Manila and on the phone to London until 10pm, raging thirst by then so I go down to the Hard Rock with a view to 20 beers.

Outside TGI Friday (Glorietta 3, opp Hard Rock on 3rd floor), I pick up a couple of obvious amateurs - T-shirts, jeans, A1/2s, one of them super slim and the other your typical Filippina figure (slim but curvy) , so chat a little (they are very shy) and invite them down for a drink at the open-air bar opposite Gloria Jeans (near Starbucks). They order fruit juice cocktails (!) so I know what I am dealing with (PHP 400 all up), and since I am a little worried that at least one of them is under age I ask to check out their IDs (not an issue). GASP! - 26 & 27 years old - so clearly the bifocals need a tune-up...

Anyway we chat a little and it turns out they work as attendants at one of the Glorietta parking lots (I know, I know...). Warm them up with a bit of family talk and then pop the question and agree on PHP 2000 a head short time (a week's money for them, so there is no argument), then back to the room. I stay at the Oakwood so its never an issue, but one day I really want to bring in 5 or 6 girls together just to see the look on the doormen's faces...

Anyway, they're too shy to let me get in the shower with them so I wait in the room and by the time they come out I've both a raging thirst and a rock hard proposition for them. Onto the bed and I start with the tits (Ms. super-slim has mildly inverted nipples - to start with, at least) then I eat them both out.

Since my slim friend is obviously losing her grip I roll-over, sit her on my face and let the other one start a BBBJ. I eat for a while, slip one on and get down to it. Unlike the girls at Annies & elsewhere in Bangkok I dont have to change condoms between them so there is a nice and easy flow as I switch between them a few times, although frankly I 'm focussed on the slim one (not least because she keeps on about it being 'too big' blah blah). Anyway, I manage to hold out for a decent interval. Neither of them will take it up the a*se despite the usual incentives but honestly I'm not that bothered. And since I can't be ars*d to roll it off I put a pair of slim legs around my neck and let her have it.

Back in the shower for them, get their cell numbers, and I offer PHP 100 extra for the taxi, thanks and goodbye. Then back to the Hard Rock for my well-earned beers and off to BKK tomorrow.

Overall: great looking, tight and enthusiastic LBFMs - so why pay stupid prices for LDs and even bigger BFs in P.Burgos when you can get this kind of FL quality on your doorstep? Nothing wrong with Ayala Center....

I don't know how i come up with your website.it all started when my friend and i was desperate to find someone to hook up with so i tried to research on the web what are the red light corners of cebu.i came to your website and started e-mailing you but haven't done anything serious whoring yet.tried to post an add and recieve e-mails but nothing got serious yet since am also tired when i get home from my job.i hate working at night in a contact center with all the curses and credits americans ask every night i need a break.sometimes i get sleepy but everytime i doze i open your site and read your blogs.it wakes me up sometimes i get horny so it's better than the free coffee break i get at the office.never fuck a western guy with all my life so i cant imagine a petite girl like me would be thrust a big c*ck inside me.it scares and excites me though.

Even i have to bear the firewall that blocks the web when i open whorist.so much to read so much to know.i am no virgin but am no better in bed too.i was surprise to learn a lot from you however those are all visions for reality even better than the local fhm i collect.keep up the juicy detail and more lessons for me.someday i might be a certified whorist.more knowledge more kinky stuff.its 2:00 am.more e-mails for me from your readers.

Whorist readers please use this address : ............................ (Email address withdrawn on request)

Comment : Let buyer beware. We accept no responsibility in connection with any adverts ............. T

ADD (March 10th) : "My friend also wants to join" .... (Email address withdrawn on request)

"I noted that you said theres a trend in Bangkok not to wear underpants, well I thought Id be the first to start this off in England.

So when I went down the pub yesterday I left my underpants off but as I walked halfway there I had to turn round, head back home and put them back on because its bloody freezing here at the moment.

Still when we get over this cold snap this week I will try again and report back to you. May have to adapt and leave my old man sticking out to see if that works.

PIC ... Sample of his Filipina companions. One on left has nice eyes. One on right would keep any man busy : )

Proof once again , that Filipina's like d' Camera. Flips get my vote for 'natural'.

1. Click here for Asiaguy's pic (on imagefap.com) 2. Click first thumb sized pic on imagefap.com to view full size pic , then :