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Big Ben has struck 1am ,

.............................. it's issue No.27

FISHIN FOR FUN .-. 3

HI FOLKS !

Here we go with the 'Daily Diary'.

Direct from d' Front .... Philippines. Yeh we flipped the coin and Flipsville came up as our first stop.

Saun is with me , but as usual wants to be left out of proceedings. Wise man : )

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Daily Diary

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No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service.

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Snoopy was unable to make it.

The Snoopy Camera did not arrive before lift off. Version One of Snoopy was available but it is the latest and superior Version Two that I wanted. Will have it for FFF4 thats for sure. No probs , still have new regular digital camera with me.

Stay with us ... some new destinations this trip , but first base camp - Cebu City. Will I contact full bussomed , slim waisted Bambi , Nursing Student ? Or will I view her as 'water under the bridge' and look for new stuff ? Should I enquire about that waitress who left Cebu Restaurant and resettled in Davao City ? Will I maintain my newly found role as Voyeur ?

A decided yes to the last question .... voyeur I am forever. There is just so much ice cream a guy can eat in a life time and its getting to the stage where the only babes I am interested in nowadays are the ones who are not interested in (ageing) me .... ie , non whores around 20-22yrs of age. Yes , they are available if I want to talk 'marriage bullshit' , but prefer not to get involved in that kind of 'deception'.

Throughout my life its been all or nothing , so nothing it might be , but you never never know , until you go, go , go and give it yet another try. Last trip (FFF2) was short on quantity but 'ok' in quality , especially with my last one ..... Bambi. Anymore Bambi's in the cupboard ? I will find out : )

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It's now 11.05pm Thurs and I've arrived in the Philippines and I am sitting at Shakeys Pizza Fuente Osmena (Cebu) with a jug of draught beer and my laptop. Originally thought I'd skip the details of getting here (Phil) and get straight to the 'meat'. But as the hours have ticked by , starting to feel uncomfortable about that , and so I now go back to the start of my trip ... airport back home :

In a long queue. Cute young kid with Phil Mother and her Hubby. He tells me he's got a bar in the Philippines (sucker). He's taking a huge number of suitcases and boxes back to the Philippines ... the 'full catastrophe' (zorba). No cuties in the queue checking their bags in. Later on , outside Departure Gate I spy a cute Filipina with an old falang/americano. How did he get her , I am wondering. She's got looks , personality and doesnt look anything like a whore.

Then there is an overweight bald 50's guy sitting opposite me. Young Filipina in shorts gets up to join boarding gate queue , he says : .. "Can I take your pic" , she says "No". Then he quickly says : "do you know how to zoom with these cameras". He's got a cellphone camera. She comes across and shows him how to zoom. I am quite sure he knows how to zoom , but is just trying to strike up a conversation with her. Once she shows him how to zoom , she is off. Strike 1 he missed out.

In the plane and first meal is served. Woman next to me shovels the food down like she hasnt eaten for days. Very fast , and cleans up every single scrap. I can see all this out of the corner of my eye and it puts me off eating a little. I slow down and look away from her , so I cant see her pig style eating. Many hours later the plane is approaching Manila and the gormadiser (woman) strikes up conversation with me and on request , I give her accommodation addresses in Cebu and Bangkok. She says "you've been around". I said "you'd be surprised" : )

Exiting the plane I notice the overweight bald 50's lad trying to chat up two other teenage girls. They ignore him. But I am thinking ... this guys got the right attitude. He believes he can get young non whore girls and yet he is overweight , bald , and clearly in his 50's. Good on him. Way to go. Eventually he will hook a nice one.

At the Immigration queue I find myself right next to the cute one with the old guy (Airport of Departure). Find out he is her father ! Soos Maria. Jealous no more , he can have her , especially when she's his daughter : )

I help a first time visitor to the Philippines then over to Domestic Airport and Cebu plane takes off. Sixty mins later arrived back 'home'. Catch my usual 'Friends' Limo but price now P375 (was P250 not long ago). 'Gasoline prices' , they say , justifying increase. I ask how much is gasoline nowadays and driver says P38 per litre. Yeh , well in a poor country like the Phil , P38 per litre is a lot.

It's great to be back again amongst the smiling filipino faces. Not that folks ignore me in the West (hansum/charming : ) but you know a smile here (in the East) can mean much more .... you know what I mean : ) Thats the difference. In the East , there are opportunities at every twist and turn , especially if your younger than me. Virtually nil opportunities for me in the West. Anyway , gave up on Western babes in 1968 , yeh that far back. Havent touched a white lady since then. Proof that I am a 'true believer'. The question is , are you ? Or are you still hedging your bets with the occasional white woman ? If so , shame on you ! : )

And , to confuse the enemy , which is 'stalking' me and trying to meet up with me (not you , the enemy : ) , I decided to stay at a new location. Came bearing gifts of course , el cheepo boxes of chocolates (U$4 each). New accommodation is an exhorbitant U$10 per day similar to previous abode. Lady in charge has known me for almost 20yrs and knows what to expect (molls , molls and more molls : ) , hence the reason for staying there. Nice location in a leafy street , quiet , modest quality rooms. Suits a semi retired impoverished Monger like me.

First thing , to Robinsons and buy that chocolate I have been dreaming about for the last three months. I get there and soos ! they only had a new version with crunched biscuits inside of it. A block of chocolate with greasy el cheepo biscuits inside , no thanks : ) Dream burst , health saved : )

Next to the Internet Cafe and see if I have got the right settings for connection to the Internet. Yep , everything working. Good , I can upload this page on schedule. Following Internet Cafe ...

ARENA KTV

... to Arena KTV in Reclamation area. Supposedly the best KTV in Cebu. Entrance = P200 consumables. After that P90 per beer. Sign outside says : "no deadly weapons". I point at my trousers where the dick resides , security have a laugh. I go inside , and find two levels , upstairs a balcony and perving on whats going on downstairs. Ground level , a stage and cat walk for 'showtime' , lounge chairs and a circular bar where you can sit free from the 'Ladies Drinks' scenario. A mix of good lookers and tired looking whores in attendance. Lots of girls , mostly attractive or 'lookers'. The tired looking ones put me off a bit , especially cause it's 48hrs since I have slept : ) Add to that , there was a strong cigarette smell in the place.

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So within 20 secs of entering Arena I exited , and caught a taxi out the front. Thought it was the same taxi that dropped me off a minute ago. We talked a lot and when we got to "Badger Bar" out past Town and Country Mall I look for the meter and find no meter. Normally first thing I do , when car takes off look down at meter and see what it says. Didnt this time , mistake. Driver says : "We have a minimum charge of P100 Sir". I say : "I am not a tourist , I am a whorist P50". He said : The meter is P60. I hold a P100 note towards him but do not let go of it. Normally I get the change first then hand over the bill. Your at a disadvantage if they have your bill in their hand and then go scrummaging for change. He says "no change". I say , ok I go inside (Badger Bar) and get change. So as I began walking away from the taxi he quickly retorted : "Oh I have change". He handed me the P40 , I handed him the P100 bill.

I tell ya , taxi drivers in Cebu City are deteriorating. Long way to go before they catch up to Manila mind you , but they will get there eventually.

Walked into Badgers , music bloody loud , no one I know there etc so back out again. All within 20 seconds : )

Next taxi driver was a laid back relaxed guy. As we motored along I said : "girl not prostitute where". He says "Jonquerra". Jesus , if anyone knows Jonquerra they know he is far from the truth with that one. Back to my accom , pick up umbrella (its raining) and laptop. Decided to type this report out at Shakeys Fuente.

I'm tired , have not slept for 48hrs.

BAMBI :

Forgot to tell you , earlier on , I made contact with Bambi (FFF2) , she tells me she has scooped an American guy on the Internet. He sends her U$500 every month (Pesos 25,000). He's never met her in the flesh , all based on a photo I took of her previous trip (FFF2). And here am I about to shag her brains out for U$20/P1000 a night and he is sending P25,000 a time. Yes , I know gave her P2000 first time (FFF2) but I always go down in price once I have entered a girl the first time. Exception : If she was cheap from the start , I dont go down further. Not a cheap charlie , just want reasonable value (Note : Monthly basic wage around P4/5000 , so 1 is more than enough).

I intend to shag her vigorously from this point on. Once her 'sponsor' (Americano) arrives in the Philippines I will step back and not partake of Bambi again (gentleman : ). Of course I am sure she would continue shagging with me If I wanted. Why ? Even though its only P1000 , these girls can not get enough money. They have a big extended family to support most of the time , and no doubt they like to squirrel some money away for a rainy day. A Filipino saving money ? Unlikely : )

She tells me her Filipino boyfriend has been given the flick. He only asked for money didnt give her any. A burden. I have introduced her to 'generous foreigners ways' and now she is hooked on foreigners and the cash flow that ensues.

Yeh , gotta shag her ass off , get lots of cock sucking etc before I say goodbye to her. This American guy who's coming to meet her might be the marrying kind and take her back home with him.

No doubt she will tell him its her "first time" (with a foreigner) etc and all that stuff , which he will believe. Only a newbie/sucker would send U$500 p/m to someone he has not even met.

And here was me October to January sending her P100 in envelopes about 3/4 times whilst absent from the Philippines. Total of P3/400. Whereas he has sent somewhere between P25-50,000 , by now , and all based on a photo I took and gave to her.

The question is : are you sending U$500 per month to an attractive nursing student in Cebu City ?

If so , I will keep her 'off the streets' for you , until you arrive : )

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ADD : I began to shutdown the laptop and as I was doing so looked out Shakey's window and see a monger in his 70's with two Freelancers. One is ugly the other is a quite respectable looking tall gal. Both very much street wise though , and thus a security risk. Whilst staring at the Monger to see if its Oljoe or not , cause I know he is in this part of the Philippines right now , the respectable looking gal swung around and caught me looking at her.

So I immediately turned around to my laptop , not wanting to give the impression I was interested. Wouldn't countenance those shifty looking types. Dont want to have to watch everything in my room just to get a fuck. Better for a younger guy , fuck her ass off within a few mins and then kick her out the door ... P500 max , way to go with those types : )

The two draught beers I drank whilst typing this out have now kicked in , so I will walk a hundred metres to Silver Dollar Bar and have one beer and a chat with the owner John. Will ask at door , if he is not there will not enter. John will protect celibate me from the molls : )

ADD2 : Ooops , ooops look out the window again and a foreign guy is walking in with a more than respectable looking non whore. Buck teeth , shorts displaying nice legs , young fresh , innocent. Hot to trot.

I say , Shakeys Fuente fella's , Shakeys Fuente (12 midnight now). Seems to have sufficient activity to be worthy of a brief checkout , say 30 mins. Sit at the two chair table right against the window , thats the one for observing/netting.

Back in my room now , typing this out :

And there's more .... as I exit the front of Shakeys I find the two Freelancers standing alone and empty handed. Old guy has moved on. Wonder why he knocked them back ? Maybe he had the same thoughts as me ..... security risk ? Unbeknowns to me , they follow me , and then the tall respectable looking gal leans forward from behind and whispers .. "Sir".

Oh , oh , I think I hear the voice of a katoey/billyboy (gay). I dont look around , change direction slightly and increase the pace of my walk. That got rid of them : )

Outside Silver Dollar , I ask : "John here , John John". Yes says the Security. I repeat : "John here , John". Yes , he says , and opens the door. I enter , look around , no John , so out of there. Five seconds for that one : )

Back to my new lodgings. Its a long time since Ive slept. Tomorrow haircut (Filipinas like short hair) , get new Cellphone Card , confirm Bambi is calling that night etc.

Life in the fast lane : )

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PIC's of Babes .... We will only display those that we think are safe to place on the Internet. We might like to return to the same town , venue or babe in the future and dont want to risk 'mud on our face' , when we do return. Eyes are blotched out where we think babe might be 'problematic' in the future. Unfortunate , but I will always protect No.1. ..... my ass : )

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NOTE :

1. Tilt screen to see pics (below).

2. This page was online a bit late (Sunday). Apologies , but had to decide whether to go to Internet Cafe and put online or have a shower and meet Mona Lisa (see below). Gave priority to meeting Mona Lisa : )

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So , the night before I got to bed 1am , up 5am fidgety. 8am walk to Barbers , large sign on front door says : WE ARE OPEN. But of course its not open. To cellphone shop where shop assistant accosted me (FFF2). I said : You remember my hansum face. She says yes. I say when , she says : September 2005. Spot on. I said : "you win the prize". Then get her to load up the cell. Got cell tags in small leather day bag I bought in Thailand (FFF2) and now cell charged. Ready for business (handing out cell numbers).

Next I go to Ayala Restaurant (AR) for breakfast-lunch (brunch) and notice a particular babe missing. "She's on duty tonight " says the other gal. Cashier is prego. Told waitress to tell Cashier , "she has not been faithful to me , I am disappointed". Notice they put a bottle of Tomato Sauce (Ketchup) on my table. Good , I will quickly empty that on their baked beans dish. Ketchup is loaded with Lycopene , suitable for my particular condition.

Back to Barbers , open now but the boss , who is the only one who cuts hair isnt there. "10am" says the girl. I walk in a northerly direction to another Barber shop , some 10mins away. Get there and its closed down/out of biz. Now walk in a Southerly direction to Rustans on Mango Ave. Along the way see a "Thai Massage" joint in an alleyway. Looks like trad Thai not sex. Arrive at Rustans and find its closed down. Now I have been going to that joint on and off for 15 years at least. Now its no more , gone broke (bankrupt) I presume.

Back to Barber , boss is there and she does a good job of cutting my hair for P70. Wants to colour my hair too for P600. They are always looking for a dollar this mob : ) Tell her : "no , if hair colour me hansum and many chicks. Many chicks means many problems , better no chicks and no problems". She understands , and the staff who are listening to every word I say , understand too , that is : chicks = 'problems' : )

Back to my room short siesta , still tired from lack of sleep and long plane trip before.

Wake up , type this out , then to change money Ayala and visit a friend who drinks at the same watering hole everyday. Imagine spending four hours everyday stuck at a bar drinking beer non stop. Is that a life ? Good guy and an acquaintance I met in Cebu many years ago. Didnt tell him I am in town , and didnt tell him I would be calling today.

Planned to check chick scene Colon St today but didnt , time ran out. Might do that tomorrow. So tonight is Bambi. Waste of time and money taking her somewhere. Will get her to call at my room and get down to business early (fucking).

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After a big break , I am now back on the laptop , but my memory is rather blank. Been drinking a bit and 'lost it' methinks. Anyway , what I remember is this :

Met pal at his watering hole , significant number of good looking chicks in attendance. Later on , we go outside and sit at 'x' (name with-held , see explanation below). Heavens there are a lot of pretty girls , some actually gorgeous (better looking than Arena) , moving around , but most staring at a large screen showing a movie. Problem is they are mostly 16/17yrs of age. By 9.30pm the movie is over and then they scatter/disappear. Even so sufficient numbers of 'lookers' (still 16/17yrs in the main) walking around. If your youngish , suggest you take a seat at the 'x' spot , you might snare a pretty one. Yeh cant divulge spot right now cause 'stalker' is reading this page and is likely to front up at the same place and spoil everything. Will fill in name of place later when I think its safe to do so. Then you can come and perv on the gorgeous girls (weekends 8pm on best) , especially if you sit at 'x' spot.

Tomorrow night might take some snoopy shots of the teeny boppers , so you know what I am talking about. Will have flash disabled for a lower profile. Then transfer to computer and add 'brightness' to shots. Will see how it works out. This is where I need that miniature specialist low light camera ('snoopy'). Next trip : )

So enough perving on teenies , time to rumble. Bambi calling 10pm after her classes etc.

BANGIN BAMBI :

Back home I go and she arrives only 15 mins late , good for a Flip : ) Into bed we go , much grinding , sucking , fucking etc. She is becoming relaxed in my company. 3/4 months of romance (letters from abroad) now the real deal. With the chicks , I prefer letters to email. There is a reason , explain another day.

By the time 'sponsor' (Americano) calls she will be a nice whore : ) 9am next morning she showered , and whilst in shower I slipped P1000 into her bag. A pay cut yes , will find out how she takes it later. Told her to call 10pm next night too , gotta bang her brains out and make a nice whore of her before 'boyfriend' (sponsor) arrives. By then he will owe me a few beers for training her : )

For sure this morning I have to check out the Colon scene. The girls at Ayala are a little better off financially and thus harder to 'poach'. Whereas the Colon girls are more impoverished , down to earth and approachable. Haven't handed out a single cell tag , as yet. I am becoming more of a tourist as time goes by.

So tourist Thommo heads off downtown with camera in bag. First stop sleazy downtown dance places but can see they would not make much of a pic. Walls so filthy and signs so decrepit doubt if you could make out what pic is all about. Walk to Gaisano Metro , the heart of downtown whoring , take some pics there. Walk to Fort San Pedro where I originally met Bambi , and take pics there. Sufficient number of respectable looking and approachable working class girls walking around Colon St etc but , being a celibate , I am not allowed to approach them : ) Back to Mango Avenue and take pics of GoGo Bar area , then back home and select six of the 45 shots I took. The other 38 went to the recycle bin. Will place those six pics online later.

Now , out to Ayala and see if I can get pics of the cuties (discreet without flash) to give you some idea of what I saw the night before. Unfortunately most of them are under age (16/17yrs). Will come back next year and bang em : ) I like the new spot 'x' (name supplied later) , seems to have spider and fly (procurement) potential. Only problem .... I can't turn back the clock and look young : ) You'd have to be in your twenties to snare the Ayala teeny boppers , methinks. Illegal anyway : )

Got Bambi calling on a regular basis now (providing she accepts pay cut) , so don't have to score , got a babe already. Relax , perv , take some pics , back to room and bang bambi. Ho hum , life wasnt meant to be easy : )

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What happened at Ayala Entertainment Centre (AEC) ?

First , let's explain ... its not an entertainment centre as we know it. Its just Bo's Coffee Club , Tequila Jo's (with live band but no dancing) , Ratsky's (with live band and dancing) and some other sit down restaurant/bar type places.

I arrived at AEC around 5pm and met someone I know at one of the watering holes there. Around 6pm his wife came along and carted him away 'screaming' . I then took up residence at 'x' (provide name later , discretion best right now) and then it happened. I was so busy socialising with waiter , waitress , people on other tables , folks passing by , taking sneaky pics without flash , 'observing' girls on the troll etc , and yes I drank , drank , drank. So much so that I started drinking water to sober up , then I went back to drinking (beer) again , then water , then beer , and so on.

Firstly three respectable looking 'part time' hookers came along , slowing their walk down as they neared my table. I gave em a quick look but not a 'join me' look. They took a table about 4 mtrs from me to my left. Twenty minutes later I noticed they had scored x 2 young falangs (foreigners) and so they didnt need me anymore : )

At 'x' the night before , I told the girl she is the "top waitress in cebu city". That thrilled her. Tonight I see a falang (foreigner) has propped at the bar and talking to her. The conversation was going on too long , so I wrote a short note which the male waiter passed on to her : "ako jeloos" (I am jealous). Joking of course , and she knows it. Later I invited waiter and waitress to Ratsky's Disco with me when 'x' closes down (12 m/n). However that was scuttled when 'Mona Lisa' arrived on the scene.

MONA LISA - MANY HUNTER

So now , there is this cute little number walking towards me. She takes the table to the left and behind me a little , only a short 2mtrs away and orders a San Mig Light (same I am drinking). I whisper to Waiter : 'Hooker' ? He says , "No I think she is waiting for her boyfriend". About 25 or more mins down the track I see she is still sitting by herself. I query the waiter : "Can you ask her if I can join her table" ?

He said : "yes , but be careful , many hunter".

He came back and said she agrees I join (shy guys get nowhere : ). So I collect my camera etc and join her. Her long hair parted dead centre hanging down the sides and over her shoulders , slutty japanese eyes (I like), perennial smile on the face and high cheek bones. She is a calm quiet mouse doesnt say much at all , just smiles. I immediately think of Mona Lisa. Tuesday 7th I will put pic of this babe , ML (Mona Lisa) on this page , and you will see what I mean. Hope she is photogenic. I was under the influence (beer) at the time , hope she looks ok when I am sober next time I meet her : )

Now , Ive got a predicament. Bambi is calling to my room tonight 10pm. So , when I went to the toilets , I cell phone Bambi and tell her I've met a guy havent seen for years and will be a little late. Can she call 12 midnight instead ? , she says "yes". Then ML's girlfriend (GF) joins us but doesnt want to drink anything. Looks a light skinned University Student type. ML says Monal Lisa (ML) is a Receptionist. I tell her I am a whorist .. she doesnt understand : )

So into Ratsky's the three of us go , packed , hundreds of folks. Only tables available are upstairs so thats where we go. Drinks reasonable , think it was P70 for San Mig Light x 3 , no charge for entrance. Band/Singer reasonable , everyone lively and enjoying themselves including myself and the girls. We dance etc (unusual for me to dance , but I'm drunk : ). I look at my watch , its time to return to my room and Bambi. I give ML P500 to buy some more drinks , and tell her : "I am lolo (grandpa) , drink too much beer must go home , see you 5pm same place tomorrow". She smiles her Mona Lisa smile and agrees to meet me next day. I'm off , got some serious fucking with Bambi. Beer , dancing and smiling is all very well , but fucking takes precedence over that , especially when a body like Bambi's is involved.

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Bambi arrives and tells me 'sponsor' hasnt sent money as arranged. I am thinking , he is most probably reading this page and having second thoughts about 'money transfers' : )

But in actual fact , think she was just hinting , she's not happy with P1000 I put in her bag last time. I said to her : "dont worry I can help you" , in other words I'll revert back to ... P2000. She's got a good body , no midget , about 5'5" or 5'7", boobs bigger than average etc. In reality worth every bit of P2000 (LT .. 10/11hrs). Dont want to lose her , she is my "bread and butter babe". With P2000 confirmed , it just means she will get less sleep. Hope she understands that : ) Mona Lisa is smaller than Bambi , small boobs , but has a wonderful aura about her. A nice contrast ... the Amazonian Lady (Bambi) and d' Mouse (Mona Lisa).

Much humpin , pumpin 'n suckin with Bambi .. gotta get value : ). Around 9am in morning she showers , and whilst doing so I slip P2000 in her bag , she kisses me , and then off to classes. Told her "come back two days time" (dont want to fork out P2 every day) and also want a chance to taste Mona Lisa , if ML looks respectable/pretty enough through sober eyes , when next she calls. I will be cold sober next time I see her , and compare her to Bambi.

Before starting this trip , I planned to go to some new places eg Dumaguete and Cagaya de Oro , but you know : "when on a good thing stick to it". Bambi is just that , so I will stay put in Cebu City for the time being.

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MONA LISA of Cebu ... snared via the Spider and Fly technique (Ayala Entertainment Centre)

Tilt the screen to get right result.

21yrs old , I've checked ID , 22 in a few months time. Ideal for deviate Thommo : )

Chopped out gal to her left. That gal has local boyfriend , who I have met (= danger if I put his woman online).

Hope your not sponsoring this one (Mona Lisa) too ! ? : )

Please do not sponsor , bang yes , sponsor no ....... T

So for now , some of you might be curious re Bambi .V. Mona Lisa

Bambi is a bigger girl , nice slim waist but bigger girl. For sure not sharing her pic with anyone. Got an 'uncomfortable' feel about doing that. One of the reasons I am happy , I try to only do things I feel comfortable with. I am not into 'pushing the envelope' , like the majority of folk. Pushing the envelope re health , finances , relationships etc , thats not me.

So there you are , I have a nice little Harem ..... Bambi and Mona Lisa. One compliments the other. What more could an ageing monger want ?

I might have to limit pics from this point on. Lots viewing this page consequently downloads very high = cost me with webhost. I am not paying additional money for guys to perv on pics : ) You will have to get by with Mona Lisa for the time being. Enjoy. She's my kind of gal. I know I will 'enjoy' : )

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Yeh , well let me go back in time/bactrack , to last night.

Arranged to meet Mona Lisa at same 'x' Spider and Fly spot , AEC (Ayala Entertainment Centre) 5pm as you know. Opted for showering and getting to that appointment instead of uploading Page.2 (above). Consequently page two was uploaded very late. Priorities ... meeting babe more important : )

As it turns out , got to AEC 4.40pm , that is , early. Friend was drinking in nearby watering hole so joined him and kept eye on SF (Spider Fly) spot. I talked too much , look at watch and its 5.15pm , rushed outside took up seat at SF , same seat where I met Mona (Lisa) day before. 5.30pm , came , then 5.45pm , no Mona Lisa , asked Waiter : "You think she come" ? He said 'Filipino style , she will come 6pm'. Hope he is right cause I dont like 'hangin around' and at this stage very sad and despondent cause I had treated the girl right the night before. I didnt deserve being 'jilted' : )

Rejection ? Have I come to the end of the road in my whoring career ? I know I am perilously close to it , but have I actually arrived at the end , whereby gals start to stand me up ? Is it the end ? These were the fearful thoughts spinning through my head.

Other thoughts right now (typing this out) : I remember the night before , Filipino/Pinoy guy arrived alongside me at balcony (Ratsky's Disco). He looked down on Mona and her girlfriend dancing together. I was drunk and thought he was perving on Mona , so smiling I said to him : "thats mine the one in pink top". He said , 'I know , mine is her girlfriend'. That could have been bullshit and Mona was his girlfriend , which would have explained why Mona had not fronted next day (now) .....

[Switching time zones/tenses , hope your not getting confused , I know I am ]

...... One thing I like about Mona , she does not have a cellphone. Her girlfriend is forever fidgeting with her cell and receiving text messages etc. Little Mona just sits there like a quiet mouse and smiles. She is the type who speaks when she is spoken to (shy). Her girlfriend is confident and a tad cheeky , Mona is shy. Consequently their relationship works : )

6pm arrives , no 'Mona'. 6.15pm arrives , I decide to go , then say to myself : "hang on , good perving here , drink some more beer , leave 7pm. If not here by 7pm she can get stuffed , forget her". Then 6.20pm and she arrived , saved my ego and whoring career : ) I always had better looking Bambi up my sleeve anyway , but its nice to have two (or three or more : ) babes up the sleeve.

In retrospect I realise now , the night before , Mona's girlfriend had texted her boyfriend to join at Ratskys so he and she could have a free night on 'Joe' (me). Mona is not the type to do that , she is too respectful , would ask permission first. I like these shy respectful Mona types , and so bang em hard and long. Brings out the 'beast' in me : )

As you know , the 'Mousey' types and 'Slutty Eye' types are my favourite. Mona has got both 'qualities'.

So , next meet it'll be : 'rumble in the jungle' , no more Mr Nice Guy , get it on and get it good : )

Arrangement now is ... meeting Mona , same time same place for second time in a row. Last time I will meet her there , otherwise one of you younger guys might prop same place and snare her before me. Have you worked out the name of 'x' spot ? Will tell ya later , when I am out of town : )

So , I wait in great anticipation .... of slipping in between Mona's delicate legs. Tasty honey , I presume. Will see.

So for next meet , bewitching hour at AEC arrives and she is late again , but not as late as time before. Girlfriend in tow , but after 30mins or so , girlfriend departs (pre-arranged I suspect). Good , I am left alone with Mona. She sits there quietly drinking San Mig Light , same as me , we are buddies. Time came to split and take her back to my room for a 'road test'. About 30mtrs from my place she stops and says "where are we going" ? To my room , says I. She says "have to go home .. my father" (her Mother died 10yrs ago). I said : "but your Father only gets P2500 per month pension , if you stay tonight you can take some money home to him". Money talks : )

So into my room we go , start with watching tv , got some more San Mig Light in , she'll need it to get over the shy barrier. Time came when I did the 'towel routine' on her .... to shower , come out with only towel wrapped around me , put her hand under towel on cock , she looks at me and seems to be thinking : "oh no , do I have to do this" : ) Then cock to the mouth , she hesitates and does best she can. I stand her up and start to undress her , she finishes it off. Legs a tad slim for me and boobs lacking (compared to bambi) but she is so sweet and carnal , it was a delight to slip between her legs. Finished off with an anal .... d' boss , just letting her know , I am d' boss : )

During the night we had three rounds , nice 'n carnal , but she stayed timid during all three. Think if I got to know her , she'd lose her timidity (dont they all ? : ) 10am out the door she goes with P1000 in her purse and P100 for taxi. I'll hear about it later if she does not approve (of 1000). Bambi tonight , bigger girl , more sexy , more pro-active. Life's good : )

NOTE : I might be going out of town soon. Some Internet Cafes do not allow private computers being used , dont know why. Typical Phil nonsense. Hopefully wherever I go , I will be able to hook up.

But first bambi : )

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You know , I go overseas to escape routine. Now , I am slippping into a routine overseas. This means its time to 'move on' to another town or another country.

Did not get to Cebu downtown for reconnoitre , not sure what I did. One thing .... bought two pairs of stylish pants. Helps me look younger : ) Then to same watering hole , same bar companions , then 8pm back to the room to prepare for Bambi. Good girl , she is relatively punctual , compared to Mona. Maybe she is better organised cause she is a Nursing Student. No mention of 'sponsor' , which most probably means he is still sending her money or at least communicating with her regularly.

Bambi now knows what is expected of her. I just stand fully clothed in front of her whilst she is watching the tv , almost blocking her view. She looks up at me , I smile , she knows , unzippers pants and sucks cock. Good girl. She's getting more enthusiastic with cock sucking etc and always interested in my reaction , that is , whether I am satisfied or not. Always think she is on a self induced training programme. Fine tuning her sex act for 'Sponsor' when he finally arrives ? Only problem is .. I am paying for the lessons : )

She had better perform for him , after all the money he has pumped into her : )

Bambi is good for me. After an all night session I feel all the tension out of my body , relaxed and harmonious. Not the same with Mona , who does not leave me fully satisfied , cause she does not respond. Lets me fuck her but doesnt fuck me : ) Carnal , yes Mona is carnal , that helps , but ya couldnt say she was sexy : ) So Bambi is out the door but not before asking her to call in two days time. I tell her , 'not every night' cause I dont want to interfere with her studies , but of course , I want Mona to alternate with her : )

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Today , I must satisfy my curiosity re downtown recruiting potential. Havent checked it out for some time. Might be superior to Ayala etc as the girls downtown (Shop Assistants and Shoppers) are more 'hungry' and more in need.

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Tonight is 'Ladys Night' at both Ratsky's Disco and Sunflower Disco. Sunflower is more suited for predatorial duties , but Ratksy's has the advantage of tables and chairs outside the disco (eg 'x' spot which I can now tell you .. is called : "Alyssa Venotica") , making it possible to prop and see all the girls entering/exiting and thus 'pounce' if the opportunity presents itself. Sunflower is only predatorial inside , Ratksy's has potential 'outside' as well.

Its Mona's turn to suck my cock tonight. She will be with me at Ratsky/Sunflower. That wont stop me from 'observing' and assessing Ratsky/Sunflower potentials on 'Lady's Night'. Will Spider and Fly with Mona at both venues till about 12 midnight. By that time Mona will have consumed a few San Mig Lights and hopefully lost her 'shyness' : )

It's still day time and I've just got out of a taxi. It's true they are becoming more like Manila taxi drivers as the years tick by. Last taxi I got in , started trip with P105 showing on meter , that is the fare of previous passenger. Told him to wind it back to start (P30) he did. Went to give him tip at end of trip (its a habit of mine) and he tried to rip me off with change. Some other drivers same , they have the previous passengers fare on the meter when they start the journey with you. Others put meter on well before you get in car. I will have to go back to my old technique of carrying a little bag of coins around with me and give the drivers whats on the meter , and nothing more. I suggest .... when taxi takes off , you have a look at the meter and make sure its only showing P30 (flag fall).

Got lazy again and did not check out downtown. It was just not meant to be. In the 1970's to possibly early 80's it was the go , but not nowadays with Ayala and SM up and running. Most of the action has drifted out to those two shopping malls (Ayala/SM).

What am I to do ? OK , shower , eat again , take pics of 'x' spot (Alyssa Venotica) so some of you can try your luck there. Who knows , you might just run into a 'Mona Lisa' one day. For sure its good perving , in the evenings on weekends : )

So what happened ? Well Mona fronted , we went to Alyssa and began our observations. Not as many people went to Ratsky's as I thought there'd be. Dont know , maybe I was impatient to get Mona back to the room and left the area too early ? For sure everything happens on the weekends. Monday to Thursday you need standby chicks like Bambi/Mona and then Frid , Sat , Sund hunt (for more standby chicks : )

Didnt bother going to Sunflower. Why bother when I have someone like Mona with me ?

We went back to my room , lots of hokey pokey , little bit better than time before. Morning , cash in bag , thoughts of contacting Bambi for a more physical experience.

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So , all is revealed (pics above). Note : Pics removed , to save downloads.

You get out of the taxi at the Starbucks entrance to Ayala , walk up Ayala stairs and first on ya right you'll find Bo's Coffee Club , then Tequila Joes (who , by the way , had NO tequila on the night I took these shots ... not that I wanted any : ) and then the official whorist Spider and Fly spot ... "Alyssa Venotica". See left pic above , white caned chairs with blue seats and bar in background. Thats Alyssa. Take the very front table/chair (furtherest from bar) and look towards entrance of Ayala , Bo's on ya left. Chicks will come streaming towards you on weekend evenings. This is where I snared Mona Lisa (front table Alyssa).

Forget Bo's , constipated lot there. I only put Bo's in for identification. And when sitting at Alyssa , you'll find Ratsky's to your right.

Hope , when I come back to Cebu next time , there is a vacant seat for me at Alyssa : ) In fact , I hope Alyssa itself is still there. Time I took this pic , they only had one can of San Mig Light , only one. Not a good sign. Rents are incredibly high in Ayala. If ya haven't got beer to sell , how can ya pay the rent ? : )

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I quote my last relevant sentence , Page.4 : "We went back to my room , lots of hokey pokey (Mona Lisa) , little bit better than time before. Morning , cash in bag , thoughts of contacting Bambi for some more vigorous exercise".

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But what actually happened ? 'Headless Chook Syndrome' kicked in .... I took off for Manila and texted Mona via her girlfriends cell and texted Bambi too explaining ... Adios !

Hit and run , hit and run. Left Mona and Bambi in the lurch. Way to go , they'd respect me for it. Hang around long enough and they will not respect me , they'll start using me .. if they haven't already : )

So its Manila and LA Cafe for about 22hrs only. Then to Thailand.

On arrival in Manila , walked away from Manila Domestic Airport to catch taxi. At airport the ticket taxi is P500 plus , but the 'regular' taxi I caught cost only P110 (meter). Checked into Hotel , then to Internet Cafe to upload latest page. Cafe listed on our wesbite is already out of business and gone. Found a replacement of sorts. Will have to amend site info on return home.

LA CAFE

Early that afternoon took my camera to LA Cafe thinking it might be easier to 1 : get through front door with camera during day and 2. take pics during day time without flash. Did not happen. Got past Security alright , he did not check my bag , but waitress said : "It's policy , no camera". Need that miniature 'Snoopy' Camera for pics inside LA Cafe. Next trip , FFF4 I will try again with 'Snoopy' : )

Had a chat with the friendly day Manager (LA Cafe) , he is an Americano. Surprised , thought the place was Filipino owned and managed , not so .. all foreign owned and hands on foreign management at that too. I asked him if cameras were ok (mine right next to him in my leather bag at the time : ) , he said "no" , they dont like the idea of camera's on the premises. I've got news for him , I'll sneak miniature snoopy in next trip and take some forbidden shots : )

Then I brought his attention to comments on the Internet , in particular comments by the notorious Thommo and sex website www.whorist.com wherein Thommo alleges pimps control upstairs (to the right at top of stairs) and the girls are only for Koreans. "Not so" , says the Manager. He claims management controls the pimps and kicks them out from time to time , if creating any problems for their biz. He also claims anyone can take those upstairs girls , not just koreans. "Girls upstairs will go with anybody who's willing to pay the price" he says.

"Americans , British , Australians stay in the bottom bar , Arabs like the Sports (Pool) Bar , Koreans like the upstairs bar" , says the Manager.

I will test him out tonight re the upstairs 'korean sector' , and hinted I might get 'influential' Thommo to contact him so korean/pimp factor can be clarified. Misinformation on the Internet we do not want : )

So , I had one beer in the 'Snakepit' (ground floor bar area). It was around 11.30am and there were about twenty girls hangin around , mostly 'desperate dogs' , who did not score night before (hungry : ) A couple of them approached me , but the others saw I did not give those two a chance to even say "hello" , so from that point on they all left me alone (Thommo on the nose : ). Exited LA , nice gal standing outside entrance , looked a bit young. Maybe reason she did not enter (under age) ?.

I like to plan ahead , but rarely stick to my plans. So my plan is : firstly , eat , then nearby Robinsons for Freelancers (Coffee Shops ?). Check LA around 8pm. 9pm take long taxi ride to Caloocan and check out once more 'Desire' Nightclub. Lovely young faces and bodies there four months ago. Might fuck one of them in the VIP box. Will take camera , if they dont let me in with camera I won't enter. Then back to LA (minus camera) for final desperate lunge , back to my room , up fairly early next morning and catch plane to Thailand. "One night in Manila , makes a hard man humble" : )

No time for Vi Mar Lady (FFF2). Would need 2/3 days to secure those ladies , methinks. Put that one in the oven , it'll keep.

OK its 5.15pm , eat then reconnoitre at Robinsons. The things I do for you guys : )

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Eating finished (food no good) .. then walking along M H Del Pilar St I turn into Sta Monica St. (Amazon Hotel/Bar is on the corner). Instructions : keep walking until see first entrance to Robo's (on corner) , ignore that one , continue in same direction along Sta Monica , alongside the Robo' building. Enter this second entrance. Once inside you see Robo's Supermarket on your left then Jollibee on your right. Reckon propped at table alongside rails (Jollibee) would have potential. Keep walking along this ground floor for Freelancer potential.

During my 'tour of inspection' , I was approached by an elderly female pimp : "you want beautiful young girl". I kept walking. Then a she-he (ladyboy/katoey) followed me everywhere I went. At the other end of this ground floor , and on your right , is firstly McDonalds , opened to the passing traffic and then finally Starbucks and others at the tail end of the ground floor. Freelancer potential here I suspect , but I was too early (6.30pm). Overall , I would not be too optimistic about succeeding at Robo's. Your time is better spent at LA Cafe methinks.

On return from Robo's and around 7pm I called into LA Cafe. 'Snake pit' was fairly crowded. Patrolled around the bar and saw about three attractive ones. Two were available , one taken. Suspect they were waiting for upstairs to open at 8pm. Rest of girls were average lookers or worse. Definitely Bottom Feeders Bar ... ground floor.

Back to my room , shower , take camera with me , have a look at upstairs LA Cafe. Will cost me P100 entrance (upstairs) , but worth a peek. Wonder if they will let me in without checking my bag (camera) ? Need camera for second stop .. "Desire" (Caloocan City). Dont want to have to backtrack to Hotel to pick up camera , so taking it with me to LA. It's called "living dangerously" : )

Bewitching hour arrives. I've got my new 'style' dacks (trousers) on , best t.shirt , shoes , watch and quality leather bag I bought in Thailand (FFF2). Reckon I look good , so I feel good. Enter LA Cafe around 8.15pm and downstairs is rockin , full of people. Security checked Filipino bag/s , but not my bag .. racism : ) Sports Bar so-so , no sign of the Arabs Manager was talkin about earlier on in the day. Upstairs I go , P100 to the girl. Whilst she is getting ticket I dance and sway a bit to the great music I am hearing. Girl stamping ticket and my hand , joins in and boogies with me. Manila people are more lively than Cebuano's. In amongst all this pollution , filth and decay the Manila people have got more spunk/life : )

So I check 'Korean Sector' , only a small number of k's there (too early). Go to other side of 'k' room where there is another ticket seller. I ask her : "do the girls only go with koreans up here" ? She says 'most'. I say 75% ? She says : "maybe more" (than 75%). Yeh , that figures , thinks I. Think that day Manager doesnt know what he is talking about. The workers/employees do. She was smiley ,friendly and sounded educated , so I asked one more question : "which ones handsome , koreans or americano's" ? She said : 'Oh , Americano handsome and talented , so talented'. Enough said .. I'm in that group (Americano's , ie , Anglo Saxon) , dont need to hear anymore : )

Melanie/Melai drinks girl fronts up to me , great smile. I order San Mig Light P85 , I hand P100 and tell her 'keep the change'. Her face lights up even more. She seems too smiley and too keen to be a regular trooper so I say to her (thinking she is a newbie) : "how long you work here , one year" ? She said four weeks. I said 'you tagalog girl' (thinking she was from elsewhere) , and she says : "my mother from cebu". That explained her cute non tagalog face. She'd be hot to trot , if you tipped her moderately (P15) all night and slipped her your cell number , you'd get more than just a text message from her I'm sure : )

Yeh well , even this early in the night x 2 female pimps next to me are screamin out to the girls , calling out their names , to come forward and meet the small number of koreans who have just arrived. I like the decor , ambience and spunky drinks girls , but pimp bitches screamin out in my ear I dont like. Then , what seems to be a male filipino pimp , props opposite me and stares. Unfortunate , spoils the otherwise good atmosphere.

Out the door I go , first three taxis refused to take me to Caloocan. They earn more with shorter trips (flag falls). Fourth one in a broken down old rattle trap accepts the mission. Along the way we talk about just about every subject on the planet including religion would you believe. Finally after some confusion we find 'Desire' Night Club. This time , first thing I do is ask for a calling card , so no probs in finding the place next time , if there is a next time. Now got specific address of Desire if you want it.

I enter and find girls are lined up on sofa. Some cuties here lads , some cuties. I decided on one gal , think her name was Sandra , but there were other interesting girls there too. One , more mature than Sandra and seriously good looking. Cost me about P150/60 to get out there by taxi. Best to keep driver , let meter roll , he has a rest and give him P100 tip on top of meter when you return to base (pick up spot eg Ermita).

I sat at the mini bar outside the 'show' room with Sandra (see pic below) and asked her what time she finished. She said "didnt know". Someone pipes up and says 4am. Then I ask her how many days a week she works , she says "dont know" again. Someone pipes up and says she works six days. Then I find out this is Sandra's very first night at 'Desire' , and I am her very first customer. She doesnt know the terms of engagement. Not untypical for girls desperate for work to not ask what the hours etc are in fear it might put off the interviewer. 'Lambs to the Slaughter' : ) Some of the other girls call out to Sandra in the local language saying : "speak to him". Sandra is getting on the job training , and I am paying for it : )

All the other girls and management are thrilled that Sandra scored an Americano on her very first night at Desire. She has a future : )

Experienced lady behind the bar was amused at the way I behaved like Sandra's 'Daddy'. Good vibes at this place , no rip off , but not cheap .. P500 minimum to sit with girl. Admittedly she stays with ya for one hour. There was one 'free' ladies drink involved in that. After first drink , price might go up : ) Better looking babes than I saw at expensive 'model' joints in Quezon City , previous trip (FFF2). Personal view only of course.

OK so originally I thought I would bang someone like Sandra in the box (VIP Box :) , but as usual I was impatient and wanted to return to LA Cafe where its more natural/rudimentary. Desire is kinda 'sophisticated'. Not really my scene. Sandra would be an easy and delicious fuck. Especially cause she asked me for my cell number (keen) , but I am going to Thailand tomorrow , explained that to her. So guys , get on out to 'Desire' , drop your cell number and watch the Desire girls drop their pants. There are some cute numbers out there .. once again personal opinion only : )

Sandra at 'Desire' Caloocan . These 'Desire' girls are available via cell tag technique thus avoiding , in the process , expensive ladies drinks/bar fines etc. See line up of girls behind Sandra , failed to get a good shot of Sandra and girls in background same time. PS : Preferably do not let any other staff member/management see you pass the cell number. Cellphones = venues lose cash flow = girl gets in trouble if she's caught doing out of hours biz with predators like you : ) UPDATE : March , think Sandra is no longer working at Desire. Line up of girls 12 days later was quite different (not so good).

Back to Hotel Ermita. Taxi driver said what a wonderful experience it was having a passenger like me. When we stopped , he extended his hand , we shook (most unusual with taxi drivers) and into my Hotel I go .. quickly type this out , dump camera and "get it on" at LA Cafe. Might bring a little whore back to my room yet : )

Back at LA now. minus camera , and continue survey , asking girl : "which is worst customer". She said : 'Negro and Arabo'. I said : "negro have heart" , she nodded 'no' (no heart). Didnt pursue that any further. I know from years of whoring that Arabs are not popular , no need to enquire re that one either. So , then I said : "which is best customer" ? Her answer : 'korean and japanese'. I said , "why not Americano" (eg me : ) , and she made a sign using her forefingers ... seperating them about 12" inches apart .. 'big cock' was the sign language : ) She then said : 'me korean' (she likes koreans).

Talent upstairs is decidely better than downstairs (Snakepit). But lots of upstairs girls do not make eye contact with me , only a few later on in the night. The occasional Americano comes upstairs but leaves empty handed. My impressions now .... girls prefer koreans (big money small dick) and if anywhere near pimps or koreans they will not talk to ya (non korean). If seperate from 'k' or pimp factor , they will talk to ya , and undoubtedly go with ya if the money is right , but reckon they have got a big price on their head. One 'looker' misunderstood a question of mine and said : "3000/2000" (start at 3 willing to go down to 2). Dont know if that was short time or not. This was around 1am when the girls were getting desperate. Manager said 2am-3am GoGo girls etc arrive , so the other girls like to secure an ATM (you/me) before 2am. My guess is .. 12 m/n to 1am is 'time to pounce'.

Chatted a good one with nice legs and ass but she was a bit elusive. She was close to sealing a deal with me , but then became 'aloof' at the critical moment. So I went cold on her. Too calculating = not good in bed. Consequently I seized upon a 'bunny' girl I'd had my eyes on around same time. Natural smile , no whore look etc. and so away we went (see Bunny girl below). All this happened in five secs. On exiting , looked back at Cold Turkey gal and she looked miffed , she had just missed out on some rice money. "He who hesitates is lost".

Dont forget , this 'Bunny girl' was secured in the korean sector , right under the k's and pimps noses. This gal did not seem to have any connection with the pimps however .. freelance true. Back in the room , there were no complications , always smiling , good company. Kind of gal you could chat to regularly at LA without necessarily 'renting' her. Friendly natural type. See pic below. Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

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Strange , when Bunny exited the door she turned around and shook my hand. Why she would do that I dont know. Perhaps it was simply respect for me being a gentleman : )

Taxi drivers shaking my hand , LON's shaking my hand ..... what's going on ? : )

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To airport and traffic jams , even at 7am. Didnt expect hold ups that early in the morning , but there were 2/3 hold ups. Luckily I was way ahead of schedule. Plane leaving for Bangkok 10.30am. Typed this out at airport and now still got 2hrs to go before take off. For sure , they should have sex massage at International Airports. Mandatory.

Eventually get in the plane and found two teenage (?) cuties sitting next to me. Friendly Filipinas , who chatted along the way. They were going to Bangkok for shopping , and it wasnt the first time they'd done that either = from wealthy families , even though they were in economy class seats like me. They dont need me or you .. they need 'shopping'. And they asked me why I was going to Thailand .. I said "shopping" (for girls : )

Plane touches down in Bangkok , but next flight to Chiangrai is not for another four and a half hours and only business class seats left at that. Last flight of the day. So business class it is. Immediately on arrival in Chiangrai must get to Big C Mall and check out rumours of University Students trolling the Mall. The things ya here on the Internet : )

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Eventually plane takes off from Bangkok. Roasted Duck is offered en flight (biz class). Havent they heard of 'bird flu' ? Not inclined towards meat any time and so do not partake of the duck. First time in my life I have travelled Business Class. Nice to see how the well to do fly. Lots more space , not crammed in like sardines (economy class) and a seperate exit from the plane , seperate from the masses/sardines : ) Oh , and forgot to say .. the on board soapy sex massage wasnt bad either , especially when we hit some turbulence : )

Sixty five mins after take off , we are in Chiangrai , where I find my usual room will not be vacant for two days so take another for time being. Straight to Internet Cafe and send Sandra (pic) to Taipan for a makeover. When I took Sandra's pic , back at 'Desire' Manila , I accidentally took shots without flash , then later shots switched to flash , but on reviewing realised best shots were when flash was off , so trying to 'rescue' Sandra via Taipans expertise with enhancement software. UPDATE : Makeover not performed. Taipan advised Sandra (pic) is beyond redemption. So then place online another shot of her (as above).

Then to Big C. Note : Chaingrai is a smallish town and Big C is not that very big at all , for example , nothing like Ayala or SM in Cebu. Chiangrai Internet owner said 'C' closes 10pm and its 90Baht via tuk tuk. I ask tuk tuk driver , he quotes Bt60. 9pm I hop on tuk tuk and arrive at big C five mins later , but place deserted. 98% of shops already closed and no sign of the reputed Beer Hall where University students are supposed to be freelancing. Try it again tomorrow. Back to Chiangrai central. I offer tuk tuk drive Bt50 and he accepts without question. So much for the Bt90 and 10pm closing info. Round off trip with a small sweet and sour vegetables meal and one draught beer at Ayes Restaurant. Beer Chang draught , much better than San Miguel (Philippines).

In the morning , progamme is : washing , upload page five (above) and look for quality gold bracelet. Gotta up the ante a little further. New stylish dacks (pants) bought in Cebu livens up the bottom part of me , now some jewellery dangling from my wrist might lift the top part. One has to continually re-assess 'presentation' to keep up with the younger studs and their 'fresh face' plastic thongs approach. It's all part of entrapment. If we are not entrapping them , they are entrapping us : )

A little bit of jewellery dangling from the wrist might help. At least it will help me , in my mind .. more confidence/style : ) Pretty girls are lacking in Thailand so far. Saw only one , a '9' in Bangkok. She caught the same plane as me to Chiangrai , but not business class. Apart from her , the Thai girls are looking pretty ordinary so far. Legs ... still reckon Phil girls got better ones .. too many 'sticks' for legs in Thailand. Boobs , jury out. Face ... a good looking Thai face hard to beat. Reason ? Their eyes are more slutty : ).

As soon as I get organised I'm off to Burma , just over the border. Native Lady House sex scene there , as in the old days Chiangrai. That kind of scene thrills me , and many a gem I have found in them , and for as little as Baht100. But that was the 'old days' , dreaming again Thommo , those days have gone forever. Even so , it will be interesting to hop over the border to Burma (third country) and check out "Burma Lady , no hair" : ) But is this info I scooped from Internet another fairy tale ? Will see. Intend to try for pics of those girls , particularly "no hair" pussy shot/s. Burmese will be less sophisticated re potential of pics to end up on Internet and thus should be more forthcoming re pics , especially if I can get them into their tiny little 'bang bang' mud floored rooms (as in days of old) and induce them with the offer of a Baht100 (U$2+) tip : ) If those native shacks are forthcoming and mama-sans co-operative , this could be the beginnings for me of a 'time warp' back to the 'good old days'... mud floored rooms shaggin good lookin Bt100 babes. Back to the future : )

So, there I was , packing my bags 6am Manila this morning , then unpacking them 8.30pm Chiangrai Thailand tonight. Nearly fifteen hours continously in travel mode. Gotta sleep. Big C again tomorrow night and then most probably Disco (freelance possibilities). Nothing much else of my liking in this town nowadays , apart from the old world charm and ambience , which I enjoy. "Burma Lady , no hair" had better be good : )

Dont be surprised if I backtrack to Philippines. Bambi and Mona Lisa beckon already. "Headless Chook" Syndrome is always with me .. and lurking below the surface : )

Hey Sponsor ! You can buy that ticket and service Bambi now. I'm out of the way. Personally prepared by d' pervert (Thommo). What more do you want ? Get your ass over to Cebu , before some else does .. someone like me : )

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Woke up next morning , after more than eight hours sleep , longest for a while .. shower , internet cafe and upload page five , eat , enquire re gold bracelets (think Chiangmai or Bangkok better place for that) .. buy large plastic tub , wash clothes. Life of a predator , wasnt meant to be easy : ) Int Cafe fast , better than Philippines. Great breakfast at Ayes , helped out two seperate tourist groups. First one to table left of me , gave them some valuable info. They leave and second lot sit at same table , gave them some valuable info then I leave.

Every time I come to Rai I buy a plastic bucket/basin to soak and wash clothes in. I buy at same place for many years , but this time find my regular joint has gone broke , closed down. Lots of closures where I visited in Philippines too , looks like Thommo jinks' places. Call in to native market , quite a large one. Buy plastic trash can , quite a size for $1.50 , amazingly cheap. Return to ge how (guest house) , pay another days rent and give large picture calendar to ge how owners. They were impressed (pays to have good relations). Whilst at Ayes Restaurant worked out a broad schedule which includes : Burmese border cross ; Chiangmai ; Bangkok ; Pattaya ; Cebu City (again) and Ermita/LA (again). Will see what actually happens , nothing like my schedule I suppose : )

Siesta , shower then about to go out door when a tropical rain storm hits me. It's 6pm gotta get to those mythical Uni Trolls. Wont dress up fancy cause do not believe they are there. Before Disco I will dress up , not now , especially cause its raining.

To Big C I go in search for the University Students trolling the 'Beer Hall'. What do I find ?

At ground floor level , there is an area called 'Food Park' , next to it there are rudimentary tables and chairs plus six little beer booths. Cute beer promo girls are not shy in coming forward to anyone entering this area. About five approach each customer , including me on entering. Order beer Chang (sodt/draft). Only gal interested in me is a 'dog' at a table next door. Story of my life (dogs). No sign of Uni students or any trolling of girls in general for that matter. Spy a really spunky promo girl. She's the spunkiest this tour , Philippines included. Body language , expression on face etc = pure spunk. Decide to put the hard word on her and asked her could I take a pic of her , but she says "no pic" allowed of her or the other girls. This is all in Thai language. Lucky I learnt enough Thai to ask her that question , these promo girls speak absolutely no english at all.

I decide I must have a pic of 'spunk'. Pay chit/bill (gep tung) take off for my ge how , drop laptop , pink up camera and some souvenir gifts , return to 'beer hall' , order beer. Girl serving me (not spunk) is willing to spend some time with me , so I give her one of my unique souvenirs 18ct gold plated , but only costing U$1. As soon as I did that the others zoom in like 'vultures' and I give em same , including to 'spunk'. In addition , I gave spunk an additional two souvenir gifts , one of which is particularly popular and special , but only costing U$1.50 at a sale back home. Girl who was serving me tried to take it , but I said "no , for my sweetheart" (in thai language) and pushed it across table towards 'spunk'. She was thrilled , took it away and sat at another table admiring it for some time.

OK , I think whilst I am on a high (popular) I will split and return yet again and try for pic yet again. So I only empty half of my mug of beer , leave other half = sign of wealth in s.e asia. Want to impress spunk : ) Get up , walk away in opposite direction from where spunk is sitting , farewell other girls and gift receivers , then turn and see spunk is watching me , wave goodbye to her too. She's all smiles , the beholder of U$3 approx in gifts. First strike successful , softening up the target (spunk). Might get a pic of her yet , but doubtful , once Thai's say no it usually stays 'no' .. stubborn/proud lot : ) You can bend a Filipina and get her to change her mind. Not so easy to do that with a Thai gal.

Tomorrow I am going to try and sneak off to burma , check "burma lady no hair" and return to Big C no later than 8pm to see my 'tee ruhk" (sweetheart) , aka , 'spunk'.

Tonight I am prowling at local disco/s , but I've never actually scored at Chiangrai Disco's before. Great eye candy , but fucks no. So dont think I will last long at disco. Prefer plenty of sleep tonight then bus ride to Mae Sai tomorrow , over border to "burma lady no hair" , then bus ride back to Chiangrai , then to Big C. ....."Love is in the air" : )

So what happened ? I fell asleep on the bed , woke up 5am next morning .. breakfast , ticket at bus terminal , soap powder wash clothes then to Mae Sai on Burmese Border , one and a half hours away. Dont want to rent motorcycle and ride there , last time I rode a bike to Mae Sai I had a puncture along the way , and then rode bike back that night drunk at high speed. Dont want a repeat of that stupidity again : )

Ayes Restaurant is not open 7am so off to Wiang Inn Hotel for buffet breakfast. Along the way an old Samlor rider calls out to me. I look at him , he is drinking Red Bull (Caffeine hit) and looks enterprising , so take up his offer of a ride. Soon found out why he was drinking Red Bull , he is frail and can hardly pedal the machine. Slow , very slow. All the Thais along the way smile at me , the guy is going so slow I could walk faster. I smile back at the Thais and indicate with sign language "very slow". This lad is beyond retirement age and should be congratulated for 'soldiering on'.

Twas wondering along the way ... will I get to Wiang Inn today or tomorrow ? Eventually there , get him to stop outside on the road. Too much of an embarrassment being towed along by the 'disabled' in front of all those 'wealthy' tourists staying at Wiang Inn. Plenty of them outside the hotel getting on tour buses. Gave old geeser an extra 10Baht to help him buy another bottle of red Bull. He needs it : )

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Inside buffet lounge its crowded with European tourists (not whorists) on group tours. A nightmare .. group tour .... never been on one in my life time , never likely to either : ) Dont like people organising me , I like to be the one who does the organising : )

Baht170 all you can eat , but does any sane person want to eat it ? Fried , all fried , everything. Greasy food. I gulp it down , will not eat again until I have returned from Burma (Myanmar).

Returning to Ge How I enquire at Bus Terminal re reported air con bus to Mae Sai. No such thing , just the regular small native buses with crazy drivers , Baht30 , departing every 15 mins. Then to Ge How completed washing , hung clothes up on outside line and back to bus terminal and in the awaiting bus I go. Looks like I do not have any one sitting next to me , good cause the seats are very tiny. Can't help but have ya knees pressed up against the seat in front of ya. Re-emphasises how small Thai people are. The trip itself is 90mins and quite boring.

Eventually we get there (Mae Sai). On getting up from my seat and looking around the bus I asked in thai language : "how much for songthaew to town , 10baht" ? . Passenger spoke up and said 7 Baht. I said : "20 Baht for falang". Surrounding passengers laughed. Its true , they are saying , falang pay more (including pussy).

We arrive in town and I head straight for Immigration check point at beginning of bridge to Burma (Myanmar). Its a bit of a circus crossing the bridge but once on the Burma side a Samlor driver calls out to me from below the bridge. I lean over the bridge rails and in a half whisper , cause there is a policeman only 5mtrs away , and a tour guide right next to me , who had been trying to sell me a tour to 'Long Neck Lady'. He has pic of long neck lady etc. Someone should have pic of "Burma Lady No Hair" vagina shots and sell tours to see them : )

Yeh , I said in a half whisper to the guy below the bridge : "bahn pooying sow" (house with young ladies). This one works on the Thai side and these Tachilek people speak Thai and take thai money , fortunately , so it worked with him , he smiled and nodded yes. I pass the policeman , twist around to my left and go under the bridge to the awaiting and smiling samlor rider. To my right is a big bunch of motorcyc (motorbike) taxis driven by young/er guys. Better with the old man (samlor rider) he will be better to deal with. Younguns more 'shifty'.

Off we go , he pedals and pedals and pedals in the hot sun. I start thinking .. "hey I dont know where these places are , they could be 10km out of town for all I know. Perhaps I should have hired a motorcyc taxi as described on the Internet" ? Eventually my rider turns off main road and then turns into a 'bahn pooying sow'. I found the mama-san relaxed easy going type and the girls likewise , even though a significant number of them were under age. They were eating and invited me to join them. Told them : "im low" (full stomach , just eaten). In reality didnt even want to try , even if starving , cause my samlor driver was putting his greasy fingers into the food and eating too : )

There were six girls , two mama-sans , and three guys at the 'dining table' , plus my driver. Later realised those three guys were customers too ! The girls had cute faces but were either scrawny (too skinny) or too young. There was one that seemed suitable , but two more thai guys arrived on samlor too , that made five thais wanting to screw these girls. Thought it best for me to withdraw and see some other lady houses. Before that , took a pic of three of the girls , but decided later not to post pic on this page. Have deleted from my computer also.

Next Lady House was pretty close to horrible. Firstly I had to avoid chooks (bird flu) in the yard. Then they took me to the interview room .. three girls only and not one of them respectable. Out of there in 5 mins.

Third Lady House was an improvement. Proper 'interview room' and respectables ladies (girls) for viewing. It is here that I decided to get my exclusive whorist.com pic of "burma lady no hair". Selected a gal with some meat on the bone. She took me to her bedroom , very small but clean and cute in its own girly way. See pic below , entrance to her room :

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PIC ..... Two pics. Left : Roll up , roll up , through this door and see stretched out on the blue bed ... "Burma Lady No Hair" . Right pic : As promised .. here she is .. "Burma Lady No Hair" .

Update : I have decided to delete this pic from this page ... "Lookin after No.1" (me : )

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Like a good boy scout I came prepared with condoms and ky gel. Did the deed , she was very wet , french kissing etc but no bj. Typical in Thailand , aversity to sucking cock , not so Philippines .... BJ Paradise.

The hard core falang orientated babes in Bangkok , Pattaya are into BJ , otherwise they would not survive. But when ya get away from falang fields (killing fields) bj's get harder to come by. Not so in Philippines .. bj's everywhere : )

So then the important matter of capturing "burma lady no hair". The pic above is typical no hair situation of burma babes. No shaving necessary , au naturale.

So there you have it ... if your into hairless pussies Burma for you. If you want bushy pussy , forget the entire s.e. asia area : )

Overall this reconnoitre reminded me of the old days when I banged Burma Lady No Hair in Mae Sai (Thailand). They are very smiley , playful girls who seem to enjoy fucking. Not apprehensive like Thais ... more daring.

So , after pic samlor driver mis-understood me. I thought I was going to see more lady houses , but found myself back at the starting point and hand extended for payment. No doubt his presence inflated the ST prices somewhat. They regularly quoted Baht1/1500 for short time (ST). I paid Baht700 , two hundred of which no doubt went to samlor , three hundred to brothel owner and two hundred to the girl. "It's a hard life being a whore" : ) So , I gave the girl Baht200 tip. Took a lot more pics than above. She had a great face/eyes (got an erection when I first saw her) but she never photographed well. Thais and Burmese tighten up when ya go to snap them. Filipinas relax and have an affinity with camera's (actors : )

So , business completed , over the bridge , get my passport back , caught a motorbike taxi to bus terminal in Mae Sai. Wasnt too impressed with motorcyc driver , he was always ducking and weaving (overtaking) , surging then braking. So , sitting precariously on the back behind him I was lunging forward and backward with his rough style of driving. Looked over his shoulder at speedometer ... 100km plus in a built up area with cars , bikes etc around us. I know these people are hopeless when something goes wrong (cat runs across in front etc) and knew we were 'dead meat' if something unexpected happened in front of the bike. He had a helmet , passenger doesnt get one (falang = expendable : ) Glad to get off bike and hop into the bus.

Arrived Rai 6pm ... ate at Ayes , beer sodt x 2 .. next mission ... to big C with camera and try and capture 'spunk' once again. If at first you dont succeed , try try again : ) What happened ? Following food and two beers felt sleepy , decided on a quick nap before Big C , but didnt wake up until 3.15am next morning. Got up straight away , typed this stuff out , placed pics on page , then put half dry washing back on line , then shower and to breakfast.

The only exciting project for me today ? : get pic of 'spunk' ( .... in my dreams : )

Chiangmai beckons . Nothing will happen here ... 'sleepy hollow' (Chiangrai).

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So , after placing washing on line etc , I walked to Int Cafe , arrived 7.30am open , upload , read/answer emails then to Ayes Restaurant all by 9am. Oh what a wonderful feeling in Chiangrai. This time of year the nights are a tad cool (European Winter) and early morning is so pleasant. Have a very light jacket on (matches new dacks bought in Cebu) and soak up the cool fresh air at Ayes. Some pollution here Rai but nothing on the scale of Cebu. Some noise too , but once again nothing like Cebu for noise. People walk and drive around Rai at a leisurely pace. It truly is a time warp and a great place for a retired Monger like me : ) Wouldnt mind dying here , feel I belong.

And feel I belong in between 'spunks' legs too , but that could not happen in a few short days. Being a spunk (feeling naturally sexy) she is seduce-able , but that would take time and great delicacy , and possibly great money : ) I'm 90% sure I could get her , but when overseas I do not stay in the same place long. I'm like a gypsy when overseas , always on the move. Gotta keep movin'. When back at home I struggle with staying in the one place and routine. Travelling overseas is , among other things , a break from my Western routine.

So , if any girl I meet is not quick I do not get her. Which means I miss out on a lot of juicy maidens. When I was a young lad , and salesman , the first thing I was taught was : "get it or forget it". Get the sale or forget the sale , move on , look for new prospects/sales. It's my policy with the babes too. Exception : I got Bambi after 4 weeks. Met her in Cebu went to Thailand , came back to Cebu , got her. That way I did not have to sit in the same town , doing the same things , waiting for her to come across. Whilst I was in Thailand the bun (Bambi) was cooking.

"Bun in the oven". I liken some of my prospects as "buns in the oven". Put em in , and when they are ready , they pop out and I eat them : )

So , my meal at Ayes has finished , I'm on the way to see former potential Agent , we'll call 'R' for Rai. Forgot what initials I gave him in FFF2. You remember in FFF2 I travelled to Thailand in September , great expectations of quality Uni Students who could speak English , ex 'R'. And when I arrived , found him paralyzed down the left side. He looked suicidal on that trip , given up , death in his eyes. Will see now how he is :

Take a Samlor , and at start of trip an innocent young falang and his not so pretty thai girlfriend stare at me passing by in Samlor (push bike taxi). I am wondering why it is so special for them to see a falang in a Samlor , and so , when only a metre away from them , wave and call out : "back to the future". No doubt they did not understand me. Neither do I : ) Arrive at 'R' house and am told he now lives in a village 100kms out of Chiangrai. He's been put to pasture , sidelined from the real world. Sad , but thats the way the cookie crumbles some times.

Then I buy an air con tourist class bus ticket to Chiangmai. Asked for whorist class but the guy said "my me" (no have) so took the next best thing .. tourist class. Baht 245 and about 3 hours on the road. Done the trip before , nice drivers , seats etc. In old days flew to Mai but no planes to Mai from Rai nowadays.

Back to my room its 10.30am. Nothing happening until 6/7pm when I visit 'spunk'. Gotta find other things to do in addition to that. In the old days I used to stay in Chiangrai for weeks at a time. But there were plenty of pay4play chicks then ("bahn pooying sow") but not now. I have thought of a very nice romantic gift for 'spunk' ... fiend. Hand crafted colourful scented flowers made out of soap. They are in a small cute heart shaped clear plastic container. Baht100 approx each. Will present that to spunk if she is showing some interest. If she ignores me , I will give it to some other beer promo girl (revenge : )

Arrive at Int Cafe and answer more emails (everyone wants Sandra : ) then to Ayes Restaurant , order Beer Sodt (Chang) and cashew nuts. First beer goes down nicely and quickly. Order second one , whilst waiting (takes ages some times , if sodt/draft) I see a sign facing towards the inside of Restaurant which says : "Buddha day. not sale alcohols". So I pulled out my memo book and wrote it correctly , with the intention of passing it on to management. I know Thais do not like to be corrected (loss of face) but I will correct them this time.

Waitress comes forward and points to that same sign and says : "sorry buddha day , cannot sell beer"... "policeman say not sell beer". Today is buddha day. Yoiks ! Of course this sort of thing does not happen in Catholic Philippines. Also double pricing for foreigners does not happen in the Phil.

Immediately I think my gift giving to 'spunk' tonight is in jeopardy , and this my last night in Chiangrai. Ayes Restaurant waitress says "Night Bazaar sell beer". So maybe a couple of beers there to get rid of my shyness : ) and then to Beer Hall to drink Mineral Water ? Will see.

Programme : Back to Ge How , take clothes off line , pack bags , return Ayes eat , to night Bazaar , buy flower gift , drink two beers , to Big C and see if Beer Hall open. Life of a Monger wasnt meant to be easy : )

So I get back to Ayes. Have food and tea. Many people come into Ayes sit down and when they find out there is no alcohol they get up and walk out. Decide not to buy anymore gifts for 'spunk'. Dressed in my best and with Thai-Eng and Eng-Thai Dictionaries for communication and camera to capture the moment , I catch a tuk tuk to Big C. Last night in Rai , last roll of the dice , its all on the line.

Enter C right next to Beer Hall , look sharp to my right and find its empty , no customers , no staff and no 'spunk'. End of romance. Buddha has got in the way. Saved the girl from a wanton predator : ) So to Night Bazaar and yes see they are selling beer but Singha , which I do not like. Bought four precious gifts suitable for gals. Thoughts of changing my bus ticket to afternoon and seeing 'spunk' in morning , but then remembered previous trip .. they will not change or refund bus tickets. Then I think of Sayura Massage in Chiangmai and those beautiful slutty eyed maidens which I can fuck. Cannot fuck 'spunk' but can fuck Sayura babes. Priorities Thommo .. whattya want romance or sex ? Think I'll go for sex .. so Chiangmai and Sayura it is. Forget elusive 'spunk'. It just wasn't to be.

Nothing to do , so went to Wiang Inn Massage to perv on girls there. Sign on door says "closed Buddha holiday". Walk back towards Night Bazaar on opposite side of Ayes and see a bottle of beer on a front table at Ayes. Enter Ayes and see everyone drinking alcohol. Ask Waitress , she says "6pm can sell alcohol". Why didnt she tell me and all the customers who walked out of the place before ? Thailand/Philippines bemuses me at times : )

I sit down and order a beer. There are about 50/75 foreigners drinking alcohol and then a Buddha procession passes by. What an insult to Buddha , folks drinking beer right next to his procession.

So the bad part is .. Beer Hall closed , never see 'spunk' again. The good news is , tomorrow I am heading for Sayura and some serious fucking : ) But still got the problem tonight of .. 'what to do'.

Exit Ayes , call in to Int Cafe , and reply to emails. At Cafe super chick Thai with handsome young falang. She only has eyes for him. Doesnt see me or anyone else. She has to stay focused on him cause she will not get many opportunities to hook someone like him , but he will have many opportunities to hook others like her. It's a buyers market in Thailand , especially if your young.

Down to Yetyod Road , Beer Bar street. All lights out and closed. Then into GoGo Lane , all lights out every place closed. So , on Buddha Day you can drink beer in tourist spots (Ayes Restaurant , Night Bazaar) but you cant drink it at whorist spots.

Back to my room , its now 10.05pm and still the same problem : what to do ? Think I will walk 10/15mins back to Ayes drink couple more beers and see if there are any late night trollers (babes).

Left my room , walked 7mins caught tuk tuk to Par Disco. Usually there are hundreds of motorbikes parked outside , tonight only thirty or so. Same at Sperm Disco just down the road. Yeh , its called Sperm : ) This means only thirty or so people inside , not hundreds and thus the people are respecting Buddha Day and not coming out. Back to Ayes Restaurant and take a front seat right on footpath just in case there is a late night troll (unlikely). I order Beer Sodt and Cashew nuts. Reckon thats all I am going to get tonight : ) Noticed at Ayes same guy in same seat since 3.30pm. I've been to Ayes x 3 times this afternoon and he is always there in same seat. Its now 10.55pm. More than 7hrs in the same spot. He seems to be popular with everyone , including his Thai wife (unusual , usually foreign husband and thai wife are arguing over something).

Had only one beer at Ayes , it was 11.15pm , nothing happening , time to go home.

The good news is : Tomorrow is not another Buddha holiday and I am in a bigger livelier town called Chiangmai , which houses the beautiful and slutty eyed Sayuri girls. Can I sneak the camera in and get a pic of gal I bang at Sayuri ? Time will tell.

Up 6am next day , shower , final packing , hand in key , recruit old Samlor rider. There are very few young ones .. its a dying trade. On way to my room to pick up bags dog sticks his teeth into old (samlor) mans feet and then gets run over by the wheels of the samlor. We put the two bags and laptop on his samlor , must have weighed a total of about 20kgs. Exiting the property there is a rise. I get out and old man instructs me to get behind samlor and help push it over the rise. Must have been a sight to behold .. a dignified falang (me) helping an old samlor rider push his vehicle over a rise onto the main road. Said to him in English : "need a discount for this". He , not understanding , nodded 'yes'.

He was a skinny frail lad , some are stocky strong looking but most of the ones I got were very old and frail looking , this one no exception. Slowly he weaved his way in amongst the traffic , turning the samlor and at times crossing roads against oncoming traffic. Sometimes I put my hand out 'stop' , when I thought the vehicle was not respecting the old man. No one smiling at us this time , serious business .. three bags and a falang being towed along by an ageing samlor rider. Exploitation of the elderly. Truth is , he might be younger than me. They start to crack up once they get past the fifties .... too much sun : )

We stop at Ayes , offload bags and I give him 10Baht more than I think it was worth. Its nice knowing what the fares are. No need to negotiate , just give him what you think is right. Resident falangs have an advantage with the girls , they dont talk money , bang the babe then hand her the going rate. I am going to try that technique at Sayura Massage Chiangmai. Select a girl , get up , go to Cashier quote girls number in Thai language and hand Cashier the going rate , thereby avoiding the papa-sans who float around in front of the Pond. They inflate the price to hell. Talking in Thai means : "I'm no tourist mug punter".

At Ayes I ate the "last supper" and dropped a tear or two when I started thinking about 'spunk' , the one (fish) that did not bite. No doubt she is crying in her pillow too : ) Beer Promo girls are a migratory lot. I can not expect to see her on my next trip. As for University students patrolling the beer hall area (Internet info) .... sheer bumpkin (bullshit). No one trolling the area on my 3/4 visits. If a Uni student wanted to sell it to falangs she would troll the Night Bazaar , not Big C. No one trolling the night bazaar either. Not that kind of town.

Air con bus arrives , nice seats , lots of space and a thai chick sitting next to me , or is she a thai 'dog'. Certainly not attractive. Nothing like the Sayura babes I am going to see tonight , thats for sure. Good driver too , other buses race pass us monotonously ... kamakazi drivers , but not our driver who is trained to be safe first and foremost. Within 2hrs and 45mins we are in Chiangmai city itself ... home of the beautiful slutty eyed Sayura girls.

Tuk Tuk waiting at terminal immediately agrees to 50Baht to my place of accom ('x'). Been staying at this place for last 10yrs or so but havent been to Chiangmai (Mai) for approx three years or more lately. Been giving Mai a miss as its too polluted , noisy and commercial nowadays. Plus same problem as in Rai , they closed down all the interesting native Lady Houses. Into the court yard of 'x' guest house (ge how) goes the tuk tuk and the smiling Manager is there , he extends hand , shakes and says "good to see you again" (in perfect English). What a memory .. he remembers me out of the thousands that go in and out of his place. Why ? I am a gift giver , and previous two visits gave small gifts to his ageing mother who owns the place and some even smaller ones to staff. Lady who helps take bags up to room remembers me too. But I am thinking to myself : "Sorry folks , this time no gifts. Cant give the same corny souvenirs to ya forever you know". So next time I call they might not remember me : )

I get the calendar out and plan remainder of trip. If I want to catch a train to Bangkok I have to buy ticket at least the day before. Am I only spending one night in Chiangmai ? That is the question. Decided on two nights in Chiangmai , bought train ticket for Bangkok.

That night intended to be at Sayuri Massage 7pm but arrived 7.45pm feeling good and ready to rumble. Walking down Bumrung Rat Rd towards Sayuri I come across a giant rat. Turn into Soi .2. and enter Sayuri. Karaoke cuties out front , about twelve of them. Had camera in leather bag , no one checked it. Enter Massage and cant see any 'stars' like I did previous trip (FFF2). Start up conversation with a guy next to me , thought initially he was Thai but find out he is Japanese. He said Sayuri price has gone up from Bt800 to Bt1000 minimum now. He used to go to Philippines , but too many tricks there including drugging , of which he was a victim.

Well , I sat there for one whole hour and did not see anything to compare with previous trip (FFF2). They only had Heineken and Singha , neither of which I like , but after 30mins decided to drink some beer .. might brighten things up a bit. Girls sat there 'stiff' motionless , expressionless. Young falangs came in. I thought this might brighten things up , but no the girls showed no interest/expression in the young ones. If fresh young meat wont do anything for them what will ? Money : )

Out of there within the hour , walking along Bumrung Rat Road came across two more giant rats. To Pandora Massage not far away. Only six girls in the Pond. Flat expressionless look , no one special. Back to 'ge how' room type this out. Its now 9.45pm will check CEC and Beer Bars Loi Kroh Road. Lads , its not looking good : )

Down to CEC in tuk tuk. First I try X1X joint. Mixed reports about it on Internet. Walking upstairs to X1X I come across a falang walking downstairs. I said : 'how is it'. He said "its bullshit , Bt150 entrance dancing girls yes but not good looking and not good dancing. bullshit". I turn around and follow him down the stairs. Walk across road and enter CEC (Chiangmai Entertainment Centre). Previous trip (FFF2) it was dead. This time (tourist season) a bit more lively , but still the same problem .... not enough girls and I could not see anything special. Regular looking LON's only.

Out of there and walk back up Loi Kroh Road to the corner where there is about fifteen beer bars. Check everyone of them out , girls call out : "welcome , welcome". Quality is lacking , so I keep moving and pass Spotlight Bar. Hello girl out front looked good from the opposite side of the road , decided to backtrack a little later , order a beer and drink out front where hello girl is. Did just that 15 mins later , came up to 'hello girl' , got close to her and see she isnt so great after all , not really that pretty and a bit of a tired look (like me .. old : ) So , I pass on that one and have a beer at 'Cozy Corner' , see pic below. Nice girls there but no bar fining. Meet them after hours if they are interested. Next on my list is a place that gets good reviews on the Internet ... Mandalay Disco. Supposedly 98% good girls and many 'lookers'. Very few hookers I believe.

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PIC ..... Hula Girls , worth a peek ... Cozy Corner - Chiangmai. Girls out front do a little dance routine. Its a crossover between the Hula of Pacific Islands and Thai/Burmese traditional dancing. Good idea. Beer 35Bt , but only six punters (customers).

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At entrance to Mandalay Baht300 = one free drink. Some 'looker' GRO types out front. Enter 11pm , and not a seat to be had in the place. Packed , and its an off night. They say weekends you have to be there by 9pm if you want a seat. I can believe that. At first I prop next to Cash Register , but spy a falang at an elevated position , some space next to him. At first I think "no I dont want to sit next to a falang" but then realise that is the only space available. Others dont want to sit next to falang either : ) I go up there and stand next to him , there is no seat but a small stretch of empty bench which I put my beer on. A little while later a girl puts her ever so gentle hands around me and says something in Thai but the noise of the band makes it impossible for me to understand her. She keeps smiling at me and nattering at me. I misinterpret and offer her my seat , but thats not what she wants. What a wonderful smile.

She comes forward , smiles says something unintelligible from time to time. She is with two girls and a Thai guy , they are not hookers (including the guy : ). Then I get the falang involved in translating for me. Another three girls come along and stand right next to me. Now the first girl 'A' is behind me. She's getting pushed into the background : ) One of the girls from new group smiles at me , we'll call her 'B'. Shit I have got two non whores making a line for me now. 'B' clashes glasses with me on more than one occasion and says 'cheers' (chon gow) Can this be real ? As time goes by 'A' comes forward and falang interprets for me again. He said : "She wants to go home with you". I couldnt believe it. I told him my age , and said "If she saw me in the bright light she'd get a shock and run". He said : "your hot tonight Thomas" . He knew my name by now , cause the girl earlier had asked for my name and cell number and he saw me write it down. Gave her my ge how (guest house) nahm butt (calling card) and she asked for my room number. Then fortunately I found out that one of her girl friends speaks good (educated , not beer bar) english and she becomes my interpreter. Wrote my name and phone number on card and gave it to her. Now 'A' is wanting to go to bed with me. Yoiks !

As time goes by 'A' can see she has got competition from 'B'. Must have decided to get drunk so she could get cheeky and secure me. Around 12 m/n .. 12.30am she slides her very gently fingers up and down my side , grinning at me like a cheshire cat. Great expectations (fucking) no doubt. 'B' does not let that deter her , and offers me some of her food , but I tell her "im low" (stomach full/already eaten). Then what appears to be two gorgeous sisters appear. Man these girls are out of sight. No where for them to sit down , no table etc. They stood there for ages. I could only take quick peeps cause 'A' and 'B' were right next to me. Eventually the gorgeous ones disappeared.

The joint is packed , and there are continuous non stop floor shows. Beers after first one cost Bt120. The joint is full of smoke , pretty girls and action. Very lively place. Thais are so quiet , polite and gentle in public , but put them behind closed doors with music and they go for it. Falang goes home , he's got a conference tomorrow. He said : "I will leave you in the Lions den". I asked him not to leave , 'I will be all alone and vulnerable'. He smiled and left. Think he was a bit miffed , girls not interested in him , 20yrs or more younger than me. When your hot , your hot : ) Real problem was , he sat there glum looking and he had not shaved for 2/3 days or more. Thais do not like glum people or facial hair (moustache , beards etc).

Around 1am , told 'A's english speaking girl friend I was drunk (not true) and was going home , and that both of them should call me tomorrow. She understood and informed 'A'. Farewelled them and then off to 'Spicy'. Did not take 'A' from Mandalay cause Voyeur duties come before all , including sex : ) Heard on the grapevine Spicy is now the 'in' place for nightowls and a person should get there 1/1.30am to be sure of getting in and getting a table/seat. That info is spot on/correct. I enter , very few people there ... I am thinking oh , oh , this does not look good , only dozen people. Find an excellent spider and fly table with two chairs , elevated above the dance area. Sit there and for ages no one comes and asks me do I want to buy a drink. Good , I need to sober up.

So , around 2am it all started to happen. People start streaming in this smallish room. There were beatnik types (long knotted hair with beards .. girl companions looking a bit 'gothic' etc) , jews (Introduced himself .. told him I am Italian , he said "great food Italy" etc) , arabs (later on in night) but most importantly there were gays. They ran the show between 1am and 2am then got gobbled up by the mass of regular folk who came after them.

Early on there was an interesting observation with one tall heavy gay falang in his early fifties. He had this slim 'snake' like Thai gay who could dance like hell. But there was a slim falang guy who could dance even better. Dont recall , in my life , seeing anyone who could gyrate and dance like the 'gypsy' looking falang. Wow could that guy dance. Girls (and guys like me) just stared in amazement at his expertise. The problem for the ageing falang , he just could not dance and certainly could not move fast like his young gay lover. He looked like he was losing him to the slim falang as the 'snake' would join 'gypsy' falang and they would dance very fast and expertly all around the place in unison with each other. AF (ageing falang) would come forward split them , try and dance with gyrating snake , get puffed and then sit down again. At one stage I thought for sure AF was going to lose d' snake , but alas he must be a good 'sponsor' cause when things were hotting up between snake and 'gypsy' falang he took 'snake' by the hand and walked out of the place. 'Snake' did not object , presumably because he was going to make another withdrawal from the ATM , ageing mongers ATM : )

I tell ya , this place Spicy is par excellence for excitement. More exciting than the big Mandalay Disco and a higher % of girls on the make too. I would say Spicy is 98% hookers and 2% falang backpacker girls 'n guys. Internet said otherwise , ie , mostly good girls hard to secure a babe. Bullshit. Did I win anyone ? No , but got close. There were some 'lookers' in there guys. It seems hookers reject me cause of my obvious age , but good girls , eg Mandalay are interested in me ! ? Strange indeed. Maybe the good girls are in need of a 'Daddy' : )

One hooker who was showing interest in me early on , but who I ignored , jumped to her feet when a 17/18yr old looking falang walked in. He knew her and they instantly became an item from that point on. Obviously he does not pay and she does it for free cause he is 'fresh meat' : ) There was another girl that I was trying to catch the eye of , but she was snapped up by a young Arab. Hope she knows what she is letting herself in for. And there were others , one seriously good looking , with five of us staring at her all at the same time. Two or three guys were competing to buy her drinks : ) Two attractive hookers stood closely next to me , I checked their bottles , half full so could not buy them a drink. Next time I checked their bottles they were full .. newly purchased bottles. They had money : ) Beer cheap ..... 50Baht , one of the reasons Spicy is popular.

Phew , whilst typing this out I can feel the smoke in my throat. At Spicy my eyes were stinging from the smoke.

So its 4.30am and I decide to go home. Got one bun in the oven .. 'A' , that'll do. Walking along the way I came across a lonely soul sitting all alone on a motorcyc. See pic below. I took a pic of her and gave her Baht100 to help her along the way. Dont know why she wasnt at Spicy few metres away. Maybe she caused trouble there , and now not allowed in ? Took another pic then walked further along the road. Went to cross road to get some water at 7/11 , car came along same time. Girl called out "be careful" in good english. She's not pretty , so I move on : )

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Back to my room stoked ... crash on bed , wake up 9am and get front desk to tell any callers I am out till 4pm. Needed to type above out , upload to Internet and eat. Will go to train station and cancel my trip to Bangkok , for time being. Chiangmai is looking good : )

Of course what happened was quite different. Did not cancel train to Bangkok next day. I would only save Baht300 approx by paying Bt120 for tuk tuk , return trip to Station , so left my options open for tomorrow , kept ticket. Had problems uploading page 7 onto Internet , think it was webhost problems. Maybe excessive numbers logging onto FFF caused problems ? , I dont know. Eventually got P.7 up and running.

Had three copies of Mandalay girls pics made. No pics of them on Internet , not appropriate. 'A' called 4.12pm with translator (girlfriend). Would actually prefer girl friend cause she can talk in English but it wasnt to be , as she left the room and never returned , leaving me with 'A'. Always one to pounce , I pounced and gave 'A' a good thrashing , she responding with some high energy excitable fucking. Seems like I am a movie star , she is my fan , the way she behaves. Personally I dont like it , when they are that keen/clingy. Lose control. Think she sees a stable financial future with Sugar Daddy Thommo. Little does she know my real financial situation (not good : )

To discourage her , didnt give her any money and told her to telephone 4pm next day. Maybe if I had tried to give her money she'd be insulted , dont know. By 4pm tomorrow I will most probably be on the train and on my way to Bangkok. You see , the problem is , 'A' has got my room number = loss of control/invasion of my privacy. I prefer to visit people , not people visit me (control).

Tonight might be my last night in Chiangmai so I wrote out a hit list ... Sayuri Massage (2nd and last try) ; Foxy Lady GoGo ; Ten Karaoke ; Warm Up Disco if got time and finally Spicy around 1-1/30am ... 'action central'.

Gotta avoid 'A' tonight , need flexibility to get around all the places. Told front desk to tell any callers : "Thommo out , call 4pm tomorrow".

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So Foxy Lady (GoGo) first. Some distance down Tapae Road (Soi.1). Enter , some pretty girls with nice tantalising gear on. One girl in particular had an excellent lower body (thighs and legs) and cute enough face. Wonderful legs , would have to give her a '9' for that. A Sprite cost me 60Bt , wasnt drinking at the time. Ladies drinks were Bt80 I think. I was approached by three different girls in three mins. Prefer that doesnt happen (control : ). The right girl ('legs') did not approach me .. story of my life. Mama-san was sitting out front. She should have been inside running the show , whereas the girls were running amok inside pestering customers for ladies drinks. Even so , overall I would give this place a 7/10 rating and worth and hour or so of anyones time.

From there I went to "10 Karaoke" (8.30pm) , next to Huan Sunaree Restaurant by the 'river' (or was it the 'moat' ?). Downstairs only one girl taken and talking to customer. Upstairs I go with the GRO madame (young , attractive). Enter a room and boy , sixty pretty girls in this one room. Never seen so many pretty girls in one room before. Ten to fifteen were 8's or 9's. Two or three I would spend a lot of money on fucking IF I could pull it off. Problem is , dont think any of them speak English and they are primarily ladies drinks girls. Do not go with customer normally. Cell phone technique would have to apply here , but from what I have heard very few fuck with customers. Seem to be all teens and pretty ones at that. How could a non english speaking person (karaoke sweety) text or talk to ya on a cellphone ? These girls are ideal for a resident falang , calling on girl of choice regularly , spending Bt200 each time , until she cracks and cums forward : )

Deal at '10' was .. Bt200 for one hour with lady. Presume one ladies drink is involved. For sure the girl would press for more ladies drinks during that hour , dont know how much they cost after the first one. Dont think you'd get much change out of Bt1000 once your hour had expired. Tough , it would be tough , trying to carry a conversation with a pretty girl who cant speak English. Even so , you'd leave there with wet pants methinks. I know I would : )

As I said , there were 2/3 there that I would spend a lot on , in the hopes of banging em. That's if I was living in Chiangmai. Told GRO madame I would return later = no loss of face for her , when I knew , I would not be returning. Got calling card for tuk tuk directions next time I'm in town.

I caught what looked like a new Songthaew back to my Ge How. Driver said he had bought a lottery ticket and showed me his ticket. "Jackpot tomorrow" he says. Then asks me to write any numbers down on paper I like. So I wrote something like : 134792 ..... he looked at it liked what he saw and said he would buy a ticket with those numbers in it. Told him I would need a percentage of the winnings. He liked that (optimism he was going to win). On exit from his Songthaew I said : "Chohk dee k'n , proongnee" = good luck tomorrow. He was all smiles when he drove off. He'll go home , tell his woman falang brought him good luck : )

Its about 9.35pm now , to Sayuri and have my first beer since 4.30am this morning. Yes , took my camera with me as I did with Foxy Lady and 10 Karaoke. But no opportunity to use it , so far.

But first a snack and one beer at True Blue Restaurant , Moon Muang Road. Arrive at Sayuri , and dont drink beer .. didnt enjoy it at True Blue. Nothing exciting at Sayuri again. Perhaps the best ones of 4 months ago have gone to Bangkok to earn better money ? On exiting Sayuri I spy the best babe yet , a Sayuri Karaoke girl , but just as I began perving on her , she got up and walked inside the building. Message received loud and clear : "dont like falang". Or else she was saying : "I dont fuck like those massage girls". I would put her on a level with the two gorgeous sisters I saw at Mandalay Disco the night before. Sayuri x 1 and Mandalay x 2 = top three babes so far in the search for ... "Miss Chiangmai 2006".

Get tuk tuk to drop me at Night Bazaar. Walk around there and then CEC (Beer Bars) where a girl , fully clothed , is doing a great job of dancing sexy style , on top of the bar. CEC still lacking in sufficient attractive girls though. So I walk slowly up Loi Kroh Road .. katoeys standing in the shadows here and there. They whisper 'sweet nothings' to me , as I pass by. Beer Bars further up same as night before. Back to accommodation .. its 12.15am , soon Spicy takes off .. and time for another hangover : ) So far only one beer since 4.30am previous day. My kidneys are ready willing and able for more punishment : ) Will not take camera with me to Spicy this time. It might get knocked off walking home in the early hours of morning , streets deserted then , except for katoeys who have a reputation for robbing with violence.

So Chiangmai has exceeded my prior negative expectations. Nucleus for a base methinks. With better thai language skills a person could do well in Mai , with places like Mandalay , Spicy and 10 Karaoke prospects.

I walk to Spicy , lots of Katoeys along the way. One crosses road to accost me , but as the 'she-he' does that , I cross to the other side leaving katoey stranded on wrong side. Love doing that : )

Enter Spicy 1am but too early of course , only a dozen folks there. Decide to keep an eye on watch this time to see when Spicy actually takes off. A smiley gal from the night before heads straight for me and sits down at table on dance floor level just below me but close to me. Eventually she puts her head on my thigh and feigns sleeping. She is drunk as a skunk , out to it and should be home sleeping it off. Then two of her friends arrive. I buy them a beer each (Bt110 total Heineken) thinking that will impress 'smiley'. Smiley doesnt want a drink (she's had enough already). Then I realise close up , smiley and her knotted hair seem a bit grubby. Add to that she has a bit of a monkey face , all 25yrs of it and so decided not to encourage her anymore. So no need to impress her friends either , wipe the slate clean and start again .. searching for a lay.

I order hot tea , looking for a 'caffein hit' I suppose , cause I am feeling a bit flat/glum. Eventually 'monkey face' aka smiley heads off and sits on lap of guy behind me less than half my age. Good , she wont be back. Girl friends think that is a sign to move in on me , clink glasses with me ("cheers") on a number of occasions (me tea cup : ) and when they realise I am not interested in them (too fat , too old) one of them leans forward and says : "if you want any girl lets know we will get her for you". They meant well , and wanted to repay me for the beers (Bt110) I had bought them. Thais have got some character/class.

1.30am and as reported by Tim in Field Reports the people start coming in. Suggest you arrive around 1.45am if you want a seat. 2am Spicy is now up and running. 'Monkey' comes up from behind me , throws her arms around my neck and says something. Cant understand , music too loud. I just nod yes , but do not turn around to face her , indicating I am not all that interested anymore. Useless to take her home , she would fall into a deep sleep immediately , not waking up till 8/9am next morning. Plus she is a Freelancer and might be a security risk. I tell ya , if you go to Spicy regularly you will develop credibility with the girls who come regularly , and thus it will be easier to score with them or others. If cuties see ya smiling and talking to other girls , its easier to score with the cuties. Relationships are important when dealing with Thais.

So its past 2am ,