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.................................. Dec - Jan ..issue .. No.33

BLOGS../..BILGE ..or whatever you like to call em

Yes 'Blogs' for December - January Direct from the Bilge Pump ... where else : )

START

at the bottom and work your way up , otherwise you'll be reading backwards.

BRAZIL .. here I come ! Carnaval Feb 2007   Fishin For Fun - 6 FFF6

40. 31st January : I'll be back 4th March

Now is the hour for us to say goodbye ........

But only till 4th March , when I will be back online with my "Fishin for Fun - 6" (Brazil) diary , complete with pics (bunda , bunda , ass , ass : )

No more bilge/blogs until FFF6 on 4th March.

I will not be reading emails 1st Feb - 3rd March either. Pervin 'n Pussy (Brazil) takes precedence.

Brazil .. whippin ass , here I come : )

39. 29th January : Foreigner Murdered - Cebu (Pearl of the Orient ?)

Friend reports today , a foreigner was drugged by a girl he brought back to his room. He never survived the drugging , died. Room cleaned out of all valuables.

Also there is an ATM scam operating in Cebu too , wherein gal asks foreigner to help her to use the ATM. Dont know full details of that one , but guy ends up losing a lot of loot. So if any innocent looking chick asks for help at an ATM just smile and move on.

Reckon Brazil will make Philippines look like a Mickey Mouse side show when it comes to scams/dangers. Yours truly was drugged and robbed in his room last trip to Brazil. Survived it.

The perils of whoring : )

38. 28th January : Love Park

"A park where passionate couples can romp freely is set to open in Italy.
Many young couples in Italy find it hard to be intimate as high prices force them to live with their parents for longer.

Entrepreneur Giuseppe Foggetti is behind the park, in the southern port town Bary, where couples pay £2 to go in and another £1 for every half hour they stay.

He said: "My idea was to create a place for those that want to spend intimate moments together without thinking whether someone would be shocked if they saw it. I intend to offer security and privacy."

Comment : Looks like I might have to transfer my activities to Bary in Italy. Voyeurs delight , it seems. Wonder if Giuseppe Foggetti's security includes surveillance camera's ? Might apply for a security camera job there : )

37. 26th January : Inner Thoughts (as usual)

Thommo's thoughts :

Yes , thinking out aloud again. It is my 'wont' in life. Better than talking to myself : )

Yeh its 3.10am about 9hrs after writing Bilge No.35 below. Fuck em : )

In preparation for my departure Thursday 1st February I have just cleaned the ceiling , walls and scrubbed the floor of my joint. 2am and I was finished. To bed , 3am still awake , couldn't sleep. So up off the bed again. In a state of defiance. For sure have spent too much money and too much time on this Brazil project. I will go ahead with it , even though I know from past experiences , arriving in Brazil Carnaval time without a confirmed room is not a wise thing to do , especially at my age , with 20kgs of bags , 31 degrees celcius and the streets humming with criminals.

I would be a great sight walking around the streets with bags (camera's , computer , credit card , american greenbacks). Aged tourist lost , trying to find a room. "Time to pounce" say the street crims. Previous trip no 'left baggage' at airport but nowadays maybe so , cause the airport has been expanded and modernised I believe. So , to hotel , who reckon no room deposit received , if no luck there , backtrack to airport drop bags at 'left luggage' , then back on foot , walking the walk looking for a place to sleep.

If no luck , then Red Bull (you fool) and out all night drinking piss (beer) and pervin till the sun comes up again. Brazilians are great ones for staying out until sunrise. Might as well join them. Go with the flow , as they say.

Only real problem is , if there is no 'left baggage' at the airport. Cannot be seen with 'tourist bags'. Obvious target , if walking around with travel bags. I know from previous trip where my kind of hotel is located , and most of them are in 'no go' areas for vehicles , overlooking praca's/parks or walkways. Anyway , would you leave your bags ( x 3 in my case) in a taxi , whilst you hopped inside a hotel to enquire as to vacancies ? Not me : )

So there you go. Hotel is now asking me to send cash via Western Union ! Looking more suspicious by the moment. I'm not sending one more penny. Portuguese speaking lad employed in my bank is back from holidays Monday. He might be able to sort things out before my plane leaves. Any which way ... I am going to Brazil and I am going to fuck them ... especially in the ass , where it hurts them most. Show them who's d' boss : )

Here I come ... fuck them : )

36. 26th January : Overpaying Girls

"Hi , a comment on Peters Field Report !!

My God is he Japanese ? This is what has screwed up whorists over the years in mnay countries. Fools who arrive in Manila with great handfuls of cash on a ten day junket who screw everything up for everyone else. Why are whorists pissed off at the Koreans/Japs because they are oriental ? ... hell no ! its because they are stupid short stay fools who have placed no value on money.

So Peter is loved by all. Its a poor country , throw money in the air and people will gather ! What a ratbag ignorant fool !

Am I alone in being offended by the "gave the girl a handful of money and said go shopping" followed by a cheesy grin.

Comments please.

Johnno".

36B. March 2007 : Overpaying Girls

Thought I'd send you a reply to Johnno's comments about my trip report to Manila in January this year.

I'll be one of the first to admit that I throw pesos around when I visit Manila for the simple reason that I am on holiday, I've worked all year to be able to afford the holiday and I sure can't be stuffed worrying about the equivalent of an extra $20 here and there when I have travelled over 8 hours on a plane costing about $1200 return! Why take a holiday costing so much and then being a Cheap Charlie and worrying about $5 or $10 bucks here and there! There is no mongers union - it is every man for himself! You pay what you think is fair and I'll pay what I think is fair for services rendered!

Its my money and my business! Each to their own and we all have our reasons for being there and partaking of the female pleasures that are in the Phils in abundance! The Korean and Japanese influence is having an effect also and you can't blame the better looking girls to be heading in that direction - where the real money is! So my rule of thumb is that if i have enjoyed the night and the girl i will be generous not stingy! Makes the girl happy and makes me feel good too! If it puts a few Cheap Charlie's - like Johnno - noses out of joint cos they feel I am paying too much - bad luck! If you can get a great looking girl cheap and enjoy your time with her - good luck to you, I'm happy for you, but I'll conduct my business and pay my money in the best way for me to enjoy my holiday.

If Johnno wants to call me an ignorant ratbag thats his perogative, but whats his problem? You take a holiday to enjoy yourself which in his report seemed to indicate that he wasn't happy to be there! Stay home Johnno if you're not happy and let me enjoy myself the way I want to. Just my 2 pesos worth! Pete

35. 25th January : Fuck Brazil

Fuck brazil. Ten days after telegraphic transfer of U$350 deposit on room they tell me they have not received the money and can not hold a room for me any longer.

Fuck them.

Is it a con or what ? Why dont they , like all other countries , eg Thailand , learn English ? Then the bank transfer could have been executed with greater confidence/competence. Brazilians .... learn English , its 2007 , 2nd millenium , not 1st millenium !

Indifferent lazy sods. Fuck them.

34. 24th January : Email Death Threats

I quote from the newspaper :

"Email recipients are being blackmailed by a virtual contract killer. Security experts have issued a global warning about the spam email which pretends to be from a professional hitman who claims to have been hired to kill the email recipient.

Supposed hitman claims to have been stalking the recipient for ten days but is willing to drop the contract if he is paid a total of $80,000. For a $20,000 payment he will produce evidence that a hit has actually been ordered.

"The intention is quite clearly to frighten the recipient into coughing up a substantial amount of money or , at the very least , their bank account details , said Graham Cluley senior technology consultant for security company Sophos".

Comment : Hope they contact me , I'll have some fun with them : )

33. 20th January : High tech Condom

"Scientists in Germany say they are developing a spray-on condom.

Jan Vinzenz Krause, from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, said it would be perfect for men of all sizes.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

His team are developing a spray can into which the man inserts his penis. Then, at the push of a button, it is coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

He said the plan was to make the condom ready for use in about five seconds and claimed it would function more effectively as it would fit better and not slip off.

Mr Krause hopes the hi-tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, and will be on the market by 2008".

Comment : Best to stick your dick in the can after you have got an erection , and not before : )

32. 20th January : Ten days and counting - Brazil

Visa arrived. Enclosed a pp photo with application , of course. Absolutely ghastly ('mirror mirror on the wall' ) Couldn't resist writing in pencil on back of pic "Jovem e Bonito" = Young and Handsome. That might have got me over the line. Visa came with a proviso in English : "shag em long and hard" : )

Proud of my planning. Done a good job there. But sometimes the best of plans go out of the window. I'm arriving at first international airport , where I have to overnight , with a detailed and comprehensive hit list. Saves me arriving from a long journey befuddled. Done all the thinking already , ie , done my homework. Same with Recife , hit list on arrival airport there , plus hit list first , second , third days and nights. Dont want to waste valuable time thinking about "what's next" etc.

Nothing else happening in my life. Doing the usual preparation within and without house. Criminals will not be a factor this time. My sponsor has spent $20,000 on surveillance camera's , alarms and video surveillance , including in my room. Only piece missing in the security jigsaw : big and nasty security dog. Still searching for that one , gotta be special , d' real thing. So , no more sitting under a tree late at night , possums pissing down on me. Got a surveillance screen , can assess how many crims and where , then phone a security firm to "go get em". The life.

As I have said somewhere before. Once I get to Brazil and complete my sortie , my lifes work (shaggin whores) will be complete. I can hang up the saddle and spurs 'n take it easy. Its all falling into place. About ten days and counting ...... FFF6 (Brazil)

31. 20th January : Sex in Britain

" Coventry is the vibrator capital of Britain - according to a Durex Condom Survey sex survey released today.

Some 40% of females said they have cheated, compared with 34% of men.

And 21% of all respondents to Durex's Big Sex Survey fantasise about having sex with someone else while making love to their partner.

The survey also found that one in two (49%) women think the size of a potential lover's manhood does matter.

Nearly a third (31%) keep their solo sexual activities secret from their boyfriends or husbands.

Bradford in West Yorkshire is the most randy city in Britain - nearly one in four (23%) people there make love every day.

It is followed by Swansea, where 20% of respondents have sex daily, then Coventry (13.3%), Edinburgh (13%) and Newcastle (12%).

People in Sunderland are most dissatisfied with the amount of sex they are getting - eight out of 10 want more.

Nationwide, most people have notched up between one and five sexual partners (44%) or between six and 10 (22%).

On average, 3.5% of respondents have slept with more than 50 people.

Aberdeen folks are also top of the cheats' league - 50% of them admit having been unfaithful to a partner.

Despite the grumbling about not getting enough sex, most respondents (63%) in the Durex survey said they are generally content with their sex lives".

Comment : I quote : "On average, 3.5% of respondents have slept with more than 50 people". Well , they have a long way to go to catch up to you and me eh ?

30. 16th January : Progress - Brazil

Headless chook reports in :

1. Contact .. made contact with Contact. He sounds enthusiastic and positive , reminiscent of a Filipino. Might be on to a good one here.

2. Hotel replied , I sent deposit on room but not 100% sure they will get it. Problem translating bank transfer info to precisely correct bank/account in Recife. No one in entire country of my bank was available to translate from Portugues as supplied by Hotel into English for bank clerks. Only me , hope I did a good job : ) Wot with globilisation , I reckon this is just crazy ... they dont have one translator in the entire country ? Will see later if Hotel says they got the money.

3. Still waiting on visa. I suppose sex tourists go to the back of the queue : )

Yeh , I am going to teach those brazilian whores a thing or two. Been reading lots of negative stuff on internet. My first trip to brazil in 1986 was a disaster. When the fuglies asked me why I didnt fuck them , I said "seen better ..... Thailand/Philippines". I'll be spreading that same message again FFF6 if I have the same probs , but with greater understanding of language and more experience (eg six months in Brazil 1995) , think I will saviour some nice ones this time around.

Only problem , I wasnt young in 1995 , and aint any younger now. Less hair , more wrinkles and less money .... more guile/smiles , mini gifts (romantic : ) , more language ... so what's my chances ? : )

Bunda bunda , ass ass , dats brazil !

29. 13th January : Elusive Thai Girls - OneNightInBangkok

"I would like to ask something about Thai girls.

I had many girls for money or just as usual girlfriends in Thailand, but I still have the feeling the best girls are not available for farang. Whenever I see the beauties in shopping malls, skytrain or strictly thai discos I think they are one class better than anything available for farang. It seems to be impossible to talk with them at these places, but I still meet the best girls ONLY at these places - shopping malls, etc. Do you know how to talk with them?

But maybe after all they are the same as the girls available for farang or maybe this is just wasting my time bcs they will never talk with me. In Philippines this is the most easy thing but in Thailand maybe impossible. I got already anything else in Thailand from 500B streetworkers to women working as managers or leading their own company. But all of them were familiar with western culture (uni students, internet girls, biz women), so I really dont know how to get the beauties from shopping malls.

I am 35 and last year I had 22 years old real girlfriend (no bargirl or freelancer) in Thailand, so the age shouldnt be problem. Also the money, I dont care if the girl is looking only for money or only for relationship, so or so she will get both. The only problem is the barrier in their minds.

I use 2 tricks for shy girls, but they are not applicable in this situation: 1) Visiting the girl on her workplace every day. The most of them will be curious about farang and they start to talk with him, when they are familiar enough with him. The second or third question will be: Do you have thai girlfriend? 2) Going out with thai girl or man and let them talk with the girls around, applicable only in some situations when the girls feel comfortable to speak with other people. They will talk with her, will be curious if farang is her boyfriend and then they start to talk also with me.

You can publish this email on your website, if you want, as inspiration for the other men, or as a start of discussion how to deal with the beauties in shopping malls and thai discos.

I really think we shouldn´t let them waste their time with heavy drinking and heavy butterflying thai men. We must help them to find the way out" !

Regards : OneNightInBangkok

Comment : What are your thoughts lads ?

28. 13th January : Uncertainties - Brazil

I should have had my visa by now. Maybe they classify me as a 'sex tourist' (viz No.25 below) and are wavering ?

Also , I haven't been able to gain confirmation that I can get a room at my favourite hotel in Recife. Plus my contact in Salvador is not answering my last email. Hotel not answering and Contact not answering.

Visa Office , Hotel , Contact all showing indifference .. dats Brazil !

Might end up in the Philippines yet : )

27. 12th January : No Bull !

Ex newspaper :

"Because Red Bull has so much caffeine – it can actually dehydrate the drinker. That means if you’re physically exerting yourself and drink Red Bull , the lack of hydration could strain your heart.

Countries like Norway , Denmark and France are so nervous about Red Bull they have banned it"

Comment : Do not do as I do (FFF5 recently). Take care .. Red Bull.

26. 10th January : Died for love of Money

From newspaper :

"A merchant who won a U$24 million lottery jackpot a year ago was shot dead yesterday during a mugging near his store in Rio de Janiero , Brazil.

Rene Sena , 54yrs , was shot while resisting two motorcycle riding assailants who made off with his money"

Comment : Reminds me lads , something I learnt only a year or two ago. Friend told me , best way to avoid being robbed and being stabbed at the same time is as follows : 1. Have an old throw away wallet 2. Inside place expired credit cards , any other expired cards 3. Make sure about U$20 cash inside too , preferably small notes to make it look more than it is = robbers will be satisfied and run off. This old wallet is in a zipped pocket above knee level.

My addition to the above : The real money you are carrying around is loose (no wallet) in a leg pouch , strapped around your ankle , underneath your loose fitting trousers. You can go to toilet/s and remove as required. Some prefer putting money in shoes , but be careful with that one. On one occasion I found the shoe money had worked its way up and out of the shoe , half in shoe and half out of shoe. Since then , I've never put money in shoes.

You need some money for the crims. To give them nothing , will result in robbers getting angry and maybe assaulting/stabbing you , especially in places like Brazil.

25. 5th January : Our mongering days are Numbered

Ex Newspaper :

"Feminism has conquered another all male bastion with the Tower of London set to appoint its first female Beefeater in 500yrs. Tower officials have confirmed the first female warder is to be appointed in September , although there is no word on a possible change of terminology to Yoeperson Warders"

Comment : Ahh , for the 'good old days' (pre feminists) . And another thing : You always hear "breast cancer this , breast cancer that". What about the poor old prostate cancer lads ? Never hear a word , and much less funding for pc too. Our days are numbered lads. Male Mongers will become an extinct species. Enjoy mongering while ya can.

I can honestly see where countries will refuse to issue visas to guys who consistently visit whoring countries like Thailand and Philippines. Western women don't like us dashing off to fuck slim , feminine girls younger than themselves. Feminists will slow mongering down. Take for example my current application for a visa to Brazil. My passport is chock a block of Thailand and Philippines visa stamps , no other countries , only those two. The feminist looks at passport and says "sex tourist , visa denied". Waiting on the return of my passport and whether or not I get a visa : )

Brazil is currently having police drives against sex tourists. Brazil doesn't want to end up like say Thailand , earning billions from sex : )

Anyway , I am not a sex tourist , I am a whorist. There is a difference.

If necessary , I will produce hard evidence of that fact , referring them to whorist.com : )

24. 5th January : A new year and a new Era

Yes , well new years day and the day that followed were strange ones for me. Decided to retire from mongering (No.2l below) , post dated to 31st December 2006 , thus totalling 32yrs of actual whoring , 38yrs if you include when I arrived in Papua NewGuinea. What I did there was 'whoring' anyway.

Also decided NOT to go to Brazil. Too much negativity involved. Could list all the negative aspects but that would bore you. Decided on good old Philippines instead : more laughs/smiles , less cost , less danger. Simple as that. Plus I can dress like a 'dandy' in the Philippines , important when your ageing : ) Might dash across to Thailand too , not sure.

So now I'm going from whorist to tourist , a complete flip : )

Council of Elders not too happy with my retirement decision , and they doubt I will hold to it , time will tell.

As I have said before , its up to you younger guys to carry the torch ... shag em long and hard. No need for me to do that anymore. What a relief : )

No doubt , from time to time , I will slip and 'indulge' (shag) a nice non whore or apprentice whore , from time to time.

Other than that , it will be the 'Voyeur' at work , not the shagger. Insights and info yes , plundering ? Minimal if at all. I'm too cultured a gent for that kind of stuff : )

FFF6 - Yes (Philippines , and pos Thailand) Date : Yet to be decided. Most prob March.

Brazil - No

To think of all the time I spent on the Brazil trip and now I am not going. That was a waste , but a bigger waste if I was to go. My mind has become negative about Brazil , thus I would mostly see , experience and write .. negative stuff. Who needs that ? Not me.

A positive experience in Flipsville is more appropriate : )

............... T (Retired Monger)

UPDATE

UPDATE

I am going to Brazil !

Yeh , after writing the above , realized what a whimp I would be not to go to Brazil , what a whimp. To hell with the cost , we can't take it with us , to hell with the criminals , thieves , and the lying cheating bitches. To hell with them , I will teach them manners , decency , how to smile and behave themselves , wont I ? Of course I will.

All I need to do now is switch off from the 'negative mode' that has crept in , and switch to a 'positive mode' , viz think of : nice asses , boobs , strong bodies , natural sex machines (retired ?) , fantastic music and dancing , lovely beer (Antartica) , and such kinki-ness and bizarre-ness ....... Brazil.

Add to that , Carnaval Time , wow .... who would miss it ? Not me.

I will be there. "May the road be long or short , rough or smooth , I mean to reach my journeys end". Such was said by a famous lad of yesteryear. Same applies today.

Tally Ho , Tally Ho , to d' Front with all haste James , and don't spare the horses. To d' Front !

23. 1st January : Body Parts - Brazil

22. Monday 1st January 2007 : Shit !

Ex newspaper :

"Three Japanese men were killed after their light aircraft crashed into a tank of raw sewerage at a treatment plant in northern California. The plane , a twin engine Beechcraft Travelair , after having taken off from a nearby flight school , is believed to have nosedived and disappeared into the 60m sewage container.

An airflight school spokeswoman said : our thoughts and prayers go out to the men and their families , they will be sadly missed".

The bodies of the men had yet to be recovered as workers have yet to drain the facility. Workers will have to sanitise the tank before they climb inside to retrieve the bodies".

Comment : Shit !

21. Thommo Retires

As of 31st Dec 2006 I have retired from active mongering. Observer status only from this point onwards.

FFF6 is therefore in peril. Will keep you posted.

CHRISTMAS

is especially important for the fervently Catholic Filipinos.

Do the right thing , and if in the Philippines , give your favourite LON a small unique gift at this time of the year. Viz : P1/200 of imported chocs (eg at Robinsons) , gift wrapped , at National Book Store (P15/20 only). I also give Front Desk some chocs (not gift wrapped) on Chrissy day too.

Karma .... its important.

18. Sat 16th December : More Scams - Angeles

Angeles is getting a bad reputation for scams.

Latest one I have heard is : Legal age babe procured at a Bar (or Freelancer for that matter) enters your room , she texts underage girl who then fronts at the door , enters and then asks if she can have a shower. Whilst nude in the shower there is a thump thump at the door and its the Police and your minus P100,000 depending on your bargaining skills.

A simple strategy is required : Do not let any suspiciously young looking girls , into your room. Ignore this and you might suffer much anxiety and expense.

17. Prior to 1st December : Curiosity

Some times I wonder why I am going to Brazil. Stuff I'm reading on the Internet is not encouraging. And I have also noticed that I am learning a lot of negative braz words , eg liar , robber etc. When learning Thai , those words just dont come into it. Thais talk in positive terms (praise etc). I havent a clue what the Thai word for liar/robber is , never needed it.

Even so , I am still going to Brazil , main reason : Curiosity. Wondering , how it is now , compared to 1995 when I had a big budget and a ball ? No rest until I satisfy my curiosity.

16. Prior to 1st December : He's got Something

Amazed. I wrote a letter to BG (Beautiful Girl) of Dumaguete apologising for cell number mix up and warning her guy (monger) might contact her etc. Ref Blog.2. below.

I did this cause I believe in avoiding bad karma (it can haunt ya). In the letter , I also offered to send pic of guy 30yrs younger than me (my illegitimate son) for possible romantic liaisons. BG sent an email in reply , never mentioned the young guy or pic offer , said not to worry about cell number mix up and seemed more interested in when I was returning to Dumaguete !

I tell ya fella's ... Thommo's got something. Its either charm or bullshit. Most probably the latter : )

15. Prior to 1st December : Second chance at Life

Following my Radiotherapy in July - August (Prostate Cancer) I have now had the first of many follow up PSA tests. These PSA tests go on for the remainder of my life. Before radio' and over the years my PSA Numbers had climbed from 4 to 11 plus. Post therapy they told me if radio' successful , I could expect at best , numbers of 4.5 or less. My numbers ? : 1.6 ... excellent. I can start living again , thats if someone drops a million dollars in my lap , cause living for me is travelling.

I have been given a second chance at life , what will I do with it ?

Continue on being a Monger or reform and become a celibate ?

Quite often Radiotherapy means impotency too , that didn't happen , so I suppose the little head will make the final decision : )

14. Prior to 1st December : Prices Brazil (Whores)

Well the prices have gone through the roof , thanks to our American friends. Being a virtually neighbouring country , Brazil is bombarded with American Mongers. And yes these guys are still saying on the Internet : "Why back home in the USA it would cost me .................. for a naughty , so its cheap here in Brazil".

USA minimum wage , approx U$800 per month. Brazil , minimum wage , approx U$100 per month. On that basis guys are paying brazilian whores the equivalent of two weeks (Reais100) to four weeks (Reais200) wages for 1/2hrs of sex. Do they pay U$400 to U$800 in America (2/4 weeks wages) for ST sex ? No ! Paying the equivalent of R100/200 is therefore NOT cheap for a brazilian whore , its ridiculous. It's not cheap !

How much does a Brazilian guy give the girls ? Reais30 (U$15) , if she is lucky. Actually he does not shag the same girls that foreigners do. Whores who target gringo's (foreigners) are called Gringeiras (gringos = us ; brazilieras = them) , hence : Gringeiras. Brazilian guys keep well clear of these girls , and the girls vice versa. The Gringeiras keep well clear of the local boys too cause they know they will only get local prices , if that , from them.

And the big spenders are trying hard to inflate prices in Thailand and the Philippines too. Fortunately there is a greater mix of Mongers in those countries , but still the big spenders do their best to drive the prices up wherever they go.

But I think the majority of big spenders eventually wake up , and follow the lead given to them by their British , European counterparts and pay reasonable rates , but the eagerness for some to spend up big still has its effect everywhere , until of course , they wake up. In the meantime the price edges upwards. And the girls expectations are raised.

Do we want a situation where we will be paying Western rates in Thailand/Philippines ? Forget Brazil , its a lost cause , and anyway I will not pay the 'American Rate' eg Reais100/200 , no way Jose. I will not throw money around , I will throw myself around (charm , bullshit , normal decency , unique gifts : ) and get better stuff for Reais30/50. Actually , as with the local boys , I will not frequent the gringo places , I will secure my pussy away from those places. Not only wrong prices there , but wrong attitudes too.

That's what happens when your not prepared to do your homework , research and learn the language. If you can not speak a word of Portuguese you will end up at the Gringeira haunts , where their English is about as good as my Portugues , paying their prices and copping their attitudes ("Long Time price , but short time performance")

Only problem with frequenting the local boys haunts .... envy/dislike of the big spending foreigner. As indicated elsewhere , on my last trip , had a brazilian guy staying in same hotel , chastised me for paying. "No pay , no pay , taxi fare only" , he remonstrated in the local language. I was fucking up his favourite pick up joint by paying Reais30 (all night) , ie , U$15 (1995).

He argued , that all the brazilian girl wanted was drinks , maybe a feed , a good fuck , and taxi fare home. That's true , cause the brazilian guy is perceived as having not much money. But when the girl knows your a tourist/whorist , she perceives you as wealthy , and if she is unemployed , its hard not to share your wealth and give her U$25/30 (2006) and send her on her way.

For sure , the employed brazilieras (mocas/girls) would most probably be insulted with the offer of money the next morning. Yes , this same girl is usually only looking for free drinks , socialising and a nice stick between her legs. Most , if not all of the girls with jobs , are not looking for money , at least when they are with local brazilian guys anyway.

Campaigning against big spenders is a waste of time. The big spenders will retort : "It's my money , and I will do with it what I want". True , from a selfish point of view , true.

But I ask you ... in the future , do you want to travel half way around the world to pay the same as you pay back home ?

But hopefully that will never happen. Why ? There are guys like Thommo at d' Front keeping the price down , and there is such a thing as supply and demand.

An excess of supply in Thailand/Philippines .. means , with patience and charm , you can get a nookie at reasonable rates. The guys in a hurry can continue to pay high prices.

Continue the fight lads and keep prices down.

To hell with the big spenders , they get what they pay for ..... robot sex , fake behaviour.

We the "Budget Bangers" , spend time with our 'quarry' , treat them like humans and get just rewards ... natural sex ' n natural behaviour ... including the occasional scam : )

So in Feb I am entering a war zone , where the local girls expectations ($) are high (Brazil). They will presume I am American and willing to give them R100/200 ST (short time) .. U$50/100. No way Jose , rather whank myself : )

Nice beer , dancing , music , bizareness ..... voyeurs delight (brazil).

Perhaps that will be enough ?

13. Prior to 1st December : Celibacy in Action

"Bangkok (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

'We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything,' Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection"

Comment : That's taking celibacy too far : )

12. Prior to 1st December : Addiction - ex Newspaper

"A Brazilan man has revealed he is addicted to funerals.

Luis Squarisi, 42, from Batatais, has attended every single funeral in his town for the past 20 years and has quit his job to be able to feed his addiction.

He said : "What set me off was my father's death in 1983. "The first thing I do every morning is to turn on the radio to find out if anyone has died, if I don't hear anything on the radio I call the hospitals and the local funeral home."

A spokesperson for local funeral home, São Vicente, said: "We dont want him to undergo therapy, because everyone is now accustomed to seeing him at the funerals."If he stopped coming he would be missed and lots of people would be disappointed, he is famous for this already."

Comment : Ah yes , addictions , they are something aren't they. So long as they are legal , all is well. But I will never be addicted to funerals , if anything I have an allergy to them. Perhaps Luis could make some money hiring himself out to people like me , people who do not like to attend funerals ?

11. Prior to 1st December : Half his Luck - ex Newspaper

"Police were called in Bulgaria after a fight broke out between 23 teenage girls over a handsome male student.
The girls, aged between 15 and 18, used brass knuckles, chains and beer bottles to fight over the lad whose name can not be revealed.

The girls, from the Bulgarian capital Sofia, agreed to fight it out and skipped school to meet up in a local playground in the Gorublyane district of the city.
Several girls suffered minor injuries and dozens of passers-by witnessed the incident".

Comment : This lad has a bright future : )

10. Prior to 1st December : Perverted Facts - ex Newspaper

"The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women, a new study reveals.
Researchers claim men will target eight different girls every day and spend two minutes eyeing up each one.
The first thing the average bloke will look at is the breasts before working down to the bottom and then the legs.

Girls ogle also but they are not as prolific, picking only two men a day for 90 seconds at a time - for just one month of their life.
And women look first at a man's eyes - before taking a quick look at his backside.

More than half of the men questioned saw nothing wrong with a bit of ogling - but a third say they have been caught in the act.
The study was carried out by glasses firm BuySpecs4Less.co.uk

Boss David Morgan said: "Eyeing up is vital"

9. Prior to 1st December : Brazil - Excited !

I got so excited about the prospect of Brazil , that I worked non stop from 5pm to 2.30am next morning on the project , language stuff and research/facts stuff.

Am producing a hand written dictionary of all the essential words/phrases. That takes many hours. Started that particular project before I went to Philippines FFF5. Now back from FFF5 came across a Portuguese vocab tape forgot I had. A brazilian professor (teacher) of english in recife put together four hours of vocab for me. I gave him a list of english words , he recorded their brazilian equivalent. He did it professionally , so clear. Then I have about fifteen hours of similar stuff recorded by a yuppie guy. His work not so good. He was in a hurry , to collect the cash I had promised him. Professor did it for free.

There you go fella's the girls who fuck for free fuck are the best ? yes/no ?

I have notes I wrote in 1986 , yes 1986 , and notes I wrote in 1995. Consulting them now and transferring relevant info to laptop. Notes such as 1995 ones :

1. "Budget of U$150 per day is necessary". With all my wisdom and experience since 1995 , should still be able to survive on US140 in 2007. Anyway , thats what I am taking with me. Have to get by on that (Compare Phil : U$70)

2. "Theft is the biggest problem"

3. "Do not bring a watch"

4. "Do not pay room in advance , you will not get a refund"

5. "Do not trust brazilian males with chicks. If they move close to you and your chick , move out , they like to take chick off you"

Note : And they did just that , sort of , in 1995. Had this stunner. Little did I know that braz guy sitting next to me (at Azuzinho pick up place) told her in local language where he was staying and told her to call to his room as soon as I was finished with her. How do I know ? Guy was staying in same Hotel as me. He was directly below me. My window open his window open , I heard her voice , after she'd left my room. Out of curiosity I went down , tapped on his door , he opened it and sure as hell , she was there , ha ha.

Neither a Thai or Flip guy would do that. Brazil guys have no hesitation in doing so.

6. "Give girls nothing beforehand = good performance. Treat them like trash and you'll survive. Local boys treat em like trash. Be kind hearted and you'll go down" Note : That's a problem for kind hearted Thommo. He likes his unique $1.50 gifts. Not sure the Brazilieras will take to them like the Thais/Flips : )

7. Hair : "Medium length , not short. Most brazil guys have short curly hair , advertise yours is straight = medium length (or longer) = different = girls interested. Girls seem to be just as interested in hair as they are eyes (dif colours to theirs). You'll definitely catch fish with medium/long hair" (Yeh I was talking about fish 11yrs ago too : )

For me , the one about the hair is most important. Had forgotten that fact .... medium length hair (= straight hair) attracts the girls (different). 2006 havent got as much hair as did have in 1995 .. Soos Maria !

In addition , I have recorded names and addresses of people I met in 1995 (and 1986 , some dead now). I will try and track some of them down again. Already written to some , one dead for sure and the best guy , unfortunately. Only the good die young.

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Preparation , preparation fella's.

When heading for the d' Front , and it truly is d' Front when your heading for Brazil , one has to have the right equipment (stuff I am dropping into that box right now 11 weeks before tour , eg , pegs : ) , and the right intelligence .. hard facts. My intelligence is a combination of 1986 , 1995 (both personal experiences) and 2006 (Internet) info. Admittedly info ex Internet has been wanting , not like Thailand or Philippines , where there is a plethora of info. So , I will mostly use my six months 1995 experience to locate non commercial , pay as you go , pussy.

"Non commercial , pay as you go". Now there is a statement eh ? What I mean is .. pay as you go without commercial attitude. This means girl does not talk money beforehand.

I like returning to old haunts. If they are still there , I will grin from ear to ear. Brings back memories of my lost youth and the exciting times I had. How I struggled , plundered etc.

Only problem is , I am putting on weight since returning from FFF5. But now with the newly found motivation , weight should not be a problem. My abs will be there , they will be there , and not a big roll of fat : )

From Internet I did learn one thing , there appears to be a new Shopping Mall where freelancers and others patrol (Recife). Am full of curiosity ... is there an Alyssa (Ayala Cebu Phil) equivalent in this Braz Mall ? Cause of the humungous hours I am putting into language , I should be able to chat up the amateurs/wannabe whores. Will arrive bearing about forty tiny gifts , all elcheepo of course , but all unique , not seen/available in Brazil. These are the ice breakers ("Isn't he so romantic" , or alternatively : "Isn't he such a dickhead , I want avista/cash" : ).

I am going to find out if I can use my newly purchased and sexy cellphone in brazil too. Yeh , ok at modern shopping mall , but not ok at a place like Azuzinho Bar. Imagine arriving at Azuzinho with Snoopy/V2 and modern Cellphone , and displaying both. Do not think I would get out of Azuzinho in one piece , not at all. Need a brazilian "Bully" , to accompany me , especially re camera (maquina fotografica). Cell , mainly for sitting in hotel room sending/receiving text messages. Wont even let cleaners or receptionist see cellphone , or camera , for that matter. Theft is high in Brazil. On the street , in the room , any which way.

Exciting times. The prospect of full bodied (height , boobs , ass) high energy fuckers and the bizareness of brazil. Add to that , the all important factor : danger (perigo).

As my Chinese pal used to say : "No danger , no money" , to which Confucius (Thommo) replied : "No danger , no dames".

Planet Brazil .... the ultimate escape from Planet Earth. If you want to escape planet Earth , go to Brazil (armed with the language).

8. Prior to 1st December : Brazil - Feb not March

I have recovered from the re-entry blues (FFF5). Got used to the idea of being back in the real world. It has its advantages too , you know.

Now , all I am thinking of and working for (eg language) is Brazil.

Got my old 1995 tapes out , playing them whilst I cut the vegetables , type on the computer etc. These are tapes I commissioned with two different brazilian guys. One is excellent , the other tapes are by a yuppie type who was just rushing through the job to collect promised payment.

With these tapes , my brain is now entering the Brazilian world. Amazing how much I remember from 1995. My vocabulary seems to be 80% intact , and so time to ADD to it substantially. The more ya know , the more ya enjoy.

Its first week of February , not March. Airlines would not play ball , wanted in excess of $1,000 in cancellation fees. Fuck them , they are not going to get it. TAP , the Portuguese airline was the most mercenary in penalties. Told the local spunky Travel Agent girl , "I am going as originally booked , and en route , I am going to eat and drink to excess on TAP". She replied "have a drink for me too".

So those big assed , over sexed , high energy brazilian fuckers (moca's) are going to know Thommo is in town. This lot I am going to fuck. Not flying all that way and paying more than three times a Philippines air fare , spend more than double than I would in Philippines , just to drink Red Bull.

I will be a bull at a gate. Fuck their ass , their mouth , their everywhere. Its not so bad in el cheepo Thailand or Philippines going slow on the fucks. But the Brazil trip is going to cost me about three times more for the same trip to Thailand/Philippines. So I will go for three times more fucks. That means about four different girls per week. Thats the theory anyway. Depending heavily on my 'charm' ... to keep the price down : )

Within few short hours of dumping my bags in the Hotel (Brazil) , I will be out and about tracking down my 1995 haunts , one in particular called ... "Azuzinho Bar" It had better be there , if not I will commit suicide : )

Gorgeous young regular girls at Azuzinho looking for some money to take home to Mum to feed the family. OK Azuzinho is not full of gorgeous girls BUT you can find a gem there , and that's all that matters .. those occasional little gems : )

There is one such girl still clearly in my mind .... long curly blonde hair (yes blonde) , light brown skin , blue eyes (yes blue , this girl a by-product of a passing German Monger methinks) , 5' 7" , full size 19yr old boobs , cleavage , generous ass , tiny waist , lovely long shapely legs and the shortest mini skirt on earth. And she couldnt speak a word of English !. Love it , then I know I have got the real thing !

About all I knew at the time "Nois Vamos" = "we go" in English , and go we did , cause the local boys were breathing down her neck. Fuck fuck , can the Brazilieras fuck , they sure can. No timidity as in Thailand/Philippines. Admittedly a little bit masculine/physically strong , but that only means you can shag them to death and they can take it and more. Sometimes I get worried at the thrashing I'm giving the Thai/Phil babes. You dont have to worry when your with the Brazil Babes , their bodies were made for thrashing.

During a six months stay in Recife , never saw one single gringo (foreigner) at Azuzinho , not one , not once. I found out towards the end of my visits to Azu' , that it had the reputation of trouble , in particular pistolero's (shoot outs) , certainly fights. No disturbances in my time , none whatsoever.

So there you go fella's I am pulling my cock on Brazil and the potential of Azuzinho in particular : )

Getting fit again , 2hours plus exercise x 7 days a week , cooking my own food , vegetables , vegetables , vegetables ('n fruit). Drinking water. No alcohol since returning from FFF5 and none will be consumed until I am at the Departure Lounge February 2007 for FFF6 and Brazil.

You cant burn the candle at both ends and get away with it. I know that much. Fit and healthy for my age .... those brazilian cunts are going to be red raw by the time I am finished with them. No whanking between now and then either , want the skin on the dick to be in prime condition : )

Making preparations already. Got a box I am dumping things in. Must items for brazil. Even bought a new pack of pegs today for brazil. Wash and dry my own clothes , always do. Into the box those pegs go : )

And yes , tell me fella's , what are those thieving brazilians going to steal ? 1. One or both of my camera's ? 2. My laptop ? 3. My fancy sunglasses (tied to my neck !) ? 4. Or my $2 purposefully purchased watch ? ? 5. My virginity ? .... too late !

Heaps of condoms and ky gel I shall take. Since my 1995 trip (See Stories page on this website , "Trip.2" , 1995 trip is all there) HIV must be rampant by now (Brazil).

Oh well , thats it for the time being ...... exciting , finally returning to raunchy brazil.

Fantastic music , dancing and the most robust sex machines (girls) ever ..... here I cum.

Dont forget the danger (thieves) ... I like a little danger too.

Assholes (brazilians) keep your hands off my camera !

And the brazilian boys say : "Asshole gringo (foreigner) keep your hands off our women" ! : )

7. Prior to 1st December : FFF5 Update No.6.

My thoughts today : I miss my daily perving at Ayala : )

And I am missing "Fingers Girl". I was absolutely stupid and unprofessional with her , in not taking her cell number , whatever. Could have contacted her next FFF. Would have only taken a boat ticket to get her back to Cebu again. No one has her finger expertise , and no one is as crazy for sex as her. Sometimes I wonder which one of my heads is running the show ... the little one it seems. Bogo Babe was another one I should have taken cell number. Geez if I had used my brain , next trip I would have had em lined up ! Could have had P8000 cell number too , she'd make a nice interview : )

Unprofessional Thommo , time to retire.

6. Prior to 1st December : FFF5 Update No.5.

You might recall the pics of the Ayala Models (FFF5). At the end of their show , and over a microphone , a fat bakla (gay) who was running the show , lambasted the models for having their legs apart whilst on stage (see Spunk pic FFF5). There was no need for a microphone. They were sitting close to him. I think he used the microphone to demonstrate to us , the public , his power and authority over the girls.

At the time I thought his comments were rather amusing.

How do you get a Phil girl to keep her legs closed ?

The faggot has got it all wrong , as faggots usually do : )

5. Prior to 1st December : FFF5 Update No.4.

Budget : On FFF5 I spent U$74 per day , and yes that included EVERYTHING (new cell phone , new dacks , and small loan to desperado). I keep a record of my trip expenditures and from FFF1 - 5 inclusive , my expenditure has been consistently the same , give or take $7 per day. I do not try and control my expenditure day by day , that would spoil my hol's , but I do check every week or so how I am going , cause dont want to run out whilst overseas. So I just spend and usually find out , after the fact , I have spent around U$70 p/day on each and every Thai/Flip trip. Thailand is slightly cheaper for me (food , accom cheaper).

So fella's , no need to be a big spender to have fun. In fact , your less likely to have fun if you depend on throwing money around. Its throwing yourself around (generosity of spirit etc) that will do more for you than money.

Confuscius says : "Smiling , being friendly , costs no money , and brings the honey"

But in the case of Brazil , they are a little more mercenary. It will take more than smiles to harvest budget bangs there : ) I expect Brazil to cost overall around U$140 per day. Higher accommodation , food , transport (taxi) costs being the main reason. Smiling will keep the cost of sex down a bit , but I still expect sex to cost about 50% more than Thai/Phil. I see on the Internet guys are regularly paying Pesos5000 equiv ST for 'B' grade brazilian whores. Yes short time (ST). Not me buddy , if necessary I will go without and give the money to the Flips when next I return there.

Knowledge of the brazilian language , smiles and unique gifts = sex P1500 equiv. short time , I hope. Anyway , I dont want those Braz babes in my room overnight (LT). Did that in 1995 , but now wiser and more security conscious (cameras , laptop in room). Feel less secure with the brazilians , so ST will suit me fine.

And yes , even if I strike up with a 'looker' , still no overnight. Memories are clear .. 1995 , had a chick for two weeks , overnight babe every time. She waited for two weeks then drugged and robbed me ! Soos Maria , never again : )

Brazil Babes ... good for ST only , and then they are very good .... very energetic fuckers , that lot .: )

4. Prior to 1st December : FFF5 Update No.3.

You might recall during FFF5 I was 'discovered'. I told the talent scouts either I would contact them when I returned home or they should contact me. As I can not remember what I said , I decided on return not to approach them , but wait for them to approach me again. After all , they want something from me , and not the reverse. No word from them so far.

They did bill themselves as the biggest and the best , and their project of worldly proportions. That is , with their kind of 'speel' they'd be thinking I should contact them ?

My stubborn-ness and contrariness might mean my one and only opportunity for Hollywood has passed me by : )

3. Prior to 1st December : FFF5 Update No.2.

Remember Miss SM (Mall) ? Well I received a text message from someone claiming to be her sister. San Mig Light took it upon himself to pass on my email address (?) On return home from FFF5 I received an email from 'sister'. Of course she need not be sister at all and she could be as ugly as all sin , but continued to claim she is sis of SM looker. My reply to her email : "Sorry I do not communicate with people I have never met". Hard Thommo , hard.

Code language for : "I'm not going to waste the next few months communicating with you just to find out on return to Cebu that your a 'dog' : ) Of course she could be SM's sister and she could be a beauty like her. But my experience says : "unlikely" (on both counts). What beautiful girl goes chasing a stranger she has never seen ? A dog dats wot.

That's another one I have to keep clear of ... Miss SM ... loss of face for sis/friend : )

Fortunately the Phil scene is ever changing. Flips are nomads , they wander from place to place. GoGo girls , Shop Assistants , all of them wander from place to place. Hope "BG" of Duma' fame has wandered off into the unknown , by the time I return there : )

Then there is that Watering Hole out at Mandaue where the Manager got angry about me taking pics.

And B Bikini Bar ... no doubt one of the many guys I sent there will cause strife of some sort , best to keep away from there too.

Hit and run. Eventually ... 'nowhere to hide' : )

2. Prior to 1st December : FFF5 Update No.1.

You remember my stuff up with BG (Beautiful/Best Girl) in Dumaguete wherein on my second trip to Duma I txt her asking her to bring a nice chick to Why Not Disco. At the time I thought I was texting a whore , but got my numbers mixed up and text'd the good girl (BG).

Well , on return home from my trip (FFF5) I realised I had made an even bigger stuff up regarding BG , so much so that I had better keep away from her forever !

Before my return to Duma for the 2nd time and whilst in Cebu I gave an Italian guy the cell number of the whore. He said "is she sexy" etc and I assured him she was and the price etc.

Oh yes , you guessed it .............. I'd given him BG's number !

So he is going to txt her for a fuck and that non whore beautiful girl (BG) will be gunning for me , next time I am in Dumaguete , you can bet on that.

The perils of mongering (and ageing/dementia : )

1. Prior to 1st December : Emails not Answered

I seem to have inadvertently deleted emails I was holding for reply later. If no answer to your particular email , please write again ..... T

............. Thommo