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Big Ben has struck ,

.............................. and it's issue No.32

FISHIN FOR FUN .-. 5

TROPHY EXPERIENCE   Thailand FFF4 May/June 06 Will I find similar .. in the Philippines ?

HI FOLKS !

Here we go again ....

"Daily Diarrhoea"

No sleep. Night Owl Thommo .... at your service.

Daily Diary aka .,. Daily Diarrhoea .: )

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I didn't think that I would be writing about 'leaving the house , catching the plane' stuff , but here I am doing just that. Why ? Well, I have by necessity arrived at the airport way too early , five hours before take off , and nothing much else to do but tap away on the laptop until the batteries run out.

Right at the start of the 2hr train trip to the Airport , I came across a bit of a nutter woman. She asked me about the next train etc. Something wrong with her. Then further on the trip there was another woman in the train screaming out at the top of her voice , also a nutter. Seems there is more mental illness in this world than ever before , life in the fast lane , everyone chasing the almighty dollar. Think main problem is , they spend first and try and earn second , ie , pay off the credit card debt. Pressure gets to them. No doubt its not that simple. They should take a leaf out of Thommo's book ... "be a loser , and like it" : )

I am tired as hell , last three mornings woke up 1am , got up out of bed 3.15am , woke up 2am got up 3.30am , woke up 3am got up 4.30am (this morning). Add to that my life recently has been a little more physical than usual. Tried to catch up during day but couldnt sleep. Think its a combination of the criminals , excitement of impending trip and things to do before plane takes off = couldnt relax and sleep.

Good news is , the Police recovered the stolen goods. Court case on my return from overseas. Even so , I am getting a 60kg Rottweiler for a buddy. Sleeping on my own at my age is for the birds. Also getting a real shotgun with blanks. That'll put the wind up any future crims. You see fella's I did not have the patience or time to explain to you fully but I am guarding some very valuable items for someone else , and the crims will return again and again for these items , which include guns , real guns , the latest and greatest auto's etc. The ones stolen recently were cheapies , there are expensive ones stored away in a Fort Knox like chamber that they just could not get to , but might think I have the keys to. Hence real shotgun (blanks) , rottweiler , surveillance camera's and link up with real security firm (Chubb) and local police. All happening on my return from overseas. The real crims (bikies whatever) will hit one day. They'd love to get their hands on the modern firearms in the Fort Knox room. The other crims recently were amateurs , otherwise why would they run away from little old me ? When the pro's come I will need Chubb and local Police , and come they will , one day (real crims) , bikies whatever. Forgot to tell you , after first break-in by amateurs , I patrolled the premises in a black balaclava , mute shotgun etc. Quite funny looking in the mirror at a hooded me : ) Yeh , was sitting in the bush with balaclava on , quite funny really. Enough of that , I am on hol's right now : )

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Wrote a letter to my favourite hotel in Recife Brazil 2/3 weeks ago in Portuguese language. Was doubtful 1. They would understand and 2. They would reply. They did both ! Its on , when I return from Flipsville I will be sending them requested deposit on the same room I had 12yrs ago. Good memory eh , can remember my room number from twelve years ago. Lots of good happenings in that room , I tell ya. Mind you , I had an unlimited budget and when the money flows the honey flows. We all know that : )

So here I sit outside the Airport Coffee Shop , one cup of coffee as an excuse to use their tables to type this out and brush up on my portugues. What I am doing is .. producing a hand written personal portugues-english dictionary of a few hundred words phrases from my collection of thousands. Writing it in a thin flat alphabetically indexed memo book. Will have it with me all the time in Brazil (at Bars wherever) so I do not get stuck for words.

I need the coffee to keep me awake. It's now four hours before take off , dont think I have got much else to say. Will now transfer my endeavours to producing a handwritten portugues dictionary.

For sure I will not travel this way to the Philippines again. Mistake. Back to the basics next time , same route I have been taking previous years. Adds about five hours to the trip , this way , and means on arrival in Cebu my bags will be checked. Other previous way , I am a transit passenger to Cebu and thus at Manila they do not check the bags. Can imagine on arrival at Cebu Customs , this trip : "Whats this" (Condoms) , "What's this" (Cheese for an important contact in Cebu). They might try and convince me my big block of cheese is a prohibited import so they can take it home and eat it themselves : )

I secured this humbug ticket by being too laid back and too much a loser with the Travel Agent. Went with the flow , and when it was too late I realised I had got myself a lousy trip to Cebu. Never again.

OK , I am ready to rock. That is , have my kind of fun , which does not necessarily mean fucking. Got two cameras. Can imagine Customs "why two cameras , you sell one" ?

Yeh , click click those pics , and once again , not necessarily always babes. Want to give some of you guys who never visit the Philippines an insight into the place. Pics will become more important as the years tick by.

Now I'll transfer the entire website onto a data key , leaving laptop computer blank re website. Best to play it safe. Imagine the Phil customs/ immigration authorities reading what I put on here. Personna non grata ... no entry : )

After data transfer I will continue my work on my hand made portugues dictionary. When I get to Singapore I have to wait 3/4 hours for flight to Cebu ... Suicide Air , ie , Silk Air. I never forget a few years ago , there was the case of the Chinese pilot who locked his co pilot out of the cockpit and then nose dived the plane to mother earth at full speed , killing everyone on board. He'd been demoted from flying bigger planes and had pressing debts. Loss of face with demotion and pressure of debt drove him to suicide , taking hundreds of innocent lives with him.

Yeh , I will be taking a good look at the Silk Air (Suicide Air) pilot to see if he is Chinese. If so , will step up to him and query him re his current debt level and future prospects in Silk Air : )

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Ooh , I see nice Chinese Singaporean girls checking baggage in. They don't need Thommo , they have their own money. Confuscius says : "When girl is looking for money and man is looking for honey , anything can happen ". Be patient Thommo .. 'Cebu girls are looking for money' : )

Bags checked in , requested aisle seat within proximity of emergency exit door. Centre aisle , aisle seat cause thats the strongest part of planes frame and within proximity of exit as an accident expert just said recently on radio : 1. Take an aisle seat (quicker exit) and 2. One that is close to the exit door (quicker exit again). He said most folks with those seats survive a crash. Folks seated elsewhere often do not survive. "Women and children first" , or is it whoremongers first , especially ageing ones like me : )

After checking in bags , returned to same coffee shop , got 2.45hrs to go before take off. This coffee shop is elevated about 15mtrs above departure lounge and plays great music. Turns out the kid who is giving me coffee is playing his own CD. He's got good taste in music , and he is a kid , how come ? He's beyond his years (or behind them : )

I like my control towers .. elevated positions. I can see coffee shops in departure lounge down below me , but problem , ground floor ... inferior observation post. Nothing much to observe I admit , but like a goat , I'm happy in an elevated position : )

Now , transfer this to data key ('authorities') and the less exciting job of portugues dictionary. Swingapore here we come.

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Time comes to board the plane. Singapore Airline hosties looking sweet and very asian in their unique dress. Service excellent , so too devotion to duty and the food. S Airlines boast great service and they deliver. However , I now know this trip is going to take six hours longer via Singapore. That's six hours less with the Flip chicks. Must never come this way again : )

Nothing spectacular happened on the long flight to Singapore. Arrive 'Swingapore' where I have another 3.45hrs wait for connecting flight to Cebu. Getting close to those horny Flip chicks : ) Laptop battery flat , found an Airport Internet place with nice desks , lounge chairs and plug in to power and Internet , all free. Given the freedom , the Chings know how to do it. Singapore Airlines and Singapore Airport great. Was last at this airport many years ago. Arrived from Bangkok Airport , where I was body searched for drugs , nude and all that. Quite embarrassing. You get all dressed up to fly and then before checking in your bags your asked to take your clothes off.

Little do the unsuspecting Flip girls realise .. deviate Thommo is about to strike : )

Into the small Silk Air plane we go , uniforms of Sing girls not so great , and plane looking a bit worse for wear. Didnt get a chance to chat to the young Pilots re their financial status and career prospects : ) During the flight I learn we are going to Davao City first , disembark with bags , wait 45mins and then re-embark. This detour was not mentioned on the electronic ticket. So , instead of a three hour flight to Cebu its now five hours. Will I ever get there ? : )

Finally arrive at Super Chick City , Cebu. Customs lady is not feeling hungry today , she does not even bother to inspect the bags even though I'd ticked off "food item" : cheese. Walk down corridor to Domestic Arrivals and "Friends" Limo Service. About four years ago Limo was P150 to the city , now P375. With a smile on my face , I said out aloud to the girls , and within ear shot of security nearby : "You are not my friends , price is going up , up". Security guy enjoys my jesting , goes out of his way to open door for me. Out on footpath there isn't the usual feeding frenzy of folks trying to get ya to take their limo/taxi whatever. Even though I always flash the taxi ticket , they keep trying to secure your custom (hungry : )

My limo (car) arrives and smiley 63yr old driver greets me. See pic below , courtesy of Snoopy/V2. Tilt Monitor/screen if pic is too dark/light. Anyway it looks good on my screen : )

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IMPORTANT Notice .....

PICS : There are about ten or more girlie pics on this page right now.

There are also "click here" links to pics hosted on another website. These are mostly non girlie pics. Tourist type pics : )

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Cebuano people are nice and relaxed. Great lazy atmosphere in Cebu. I do not feel challenged : )

Arrive at 'X' accommodation where they were expecting me. FFF's are covert operations , must hide name of accommodation to protect operative (me : ) I'm not bearing gifts this time. Don't bring many chicks to the room nowadays , so no need to 'bribe' anymore : )

Unpack , shower and off to friends Watering Hole. First met him in Cebu City 20yrs ago , stayed at his home overseas etc. He and his Bar will be a good Base/HQ for me to report to every day. So , I arrived at the Bar , friend not there , yet previous trips he was at the bar each and every day. Bar Boy seems to be vague about when friend was last at bar. Friend I will call 'A' (covert) had moved into his newly built house since my last visit. I do not keep email addresses , if folks write to me I click the reply button , so don't have his email address. I thought I had his cell phone number , but on return to my room discovered I only had an old non functional land line number of his. Add to that , I havent a clue where his new house is.

Did a few little chores , then hit bed , tired from my long sleepless journey.

Up 4.30am next morning and type the above out. Have a long Hit List of things to do. Seen some nice gals since arrival. Tried to snap a cute babe with a miniature mut (dog) , but she was no fool (internet in the back of her mind ?) and declined the offer of a pic. You see , if she'd fallen for the invite , I'd take the snap and meet her next day to give a copy , then try and get into her pants somehow , but this gal wasn't falling for it. She'd have no problem in recruiting boyfriends : )

Keep tryin' Thommo keep tryin. So long as we try.

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It's a bit sad , can't make contact with friend 'A' but the show must go on , ever forward.

It's now 6.10am I'm off to the nearby 24/7 Internet Cafe with the laptop , answer emails etc. After that , start to whittle down those items on hit list. Trip not looking too bright at the moment , but its early days , only 14hrs since arrival.

"When man with money , is looking for gal with honey , anything is possible" : )

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So , what actually happened ?

Didn't get out of my room until 8am and hungry too , so headed to Kiwi Lodge for a feed.

Girls there remembered me and most importantly my name. It's about 8 months since they last saw me and yet they say "Hello Thommo" straight away. Amazing what good looks can do for a person : )

Ate big. They said the 'Calendar Girl' I gave a Thai gift to on my previous Flip trip had resigned , drifted off somewhere else. Another fish has slipped through the net. After Kiwi , to downtown searching for cellphone cords to use on newly acquired camera. Cord attached to camera will help avoid a snatch and grab. Two years ago when I bought my cellphone , there were only two cellphone shops in this same area , now there is a plague of them , resulting in plenty of choice re cords. Always get spares , so bought four , two spares for old dog camera and two for Snoopy camera.

Pic ... Buck Toothed Maiden

Like so many , she is visiting a cell phone shop. Had a little chat with her , she was ready willing and able , but I gave it a pass.

My celibacy remains intact , for now : )

Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

Dropped my carry-on bag to leather bag maker. He offered to repair it on the spot , then and there. I told him I would be back in 20mins. Then to tiny little tailor shop near Jonquerra brothels. They also offered to repair immediately the trousers I had brought with me on this trip. Told them I'd be back before closing time , 8pm.

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Backtracked to bag maker and job completed. He said "P10" (U$0.20c). Imagine 20c to repair my carry-on bag , which is years old now , but perfect for my requirements. I gave him P10 and said "for the job" , then gave him another P10 and said "advance Merry Christmas" , he understood and smiled.

'Advance Merry Christmas' , needs some explaining. For many years now Flips have been saying 'Merry Christmas' to me well in advance of the actual date , usually about eight weeks before 25th Dec. Some of them just say 'Merry Christmas' , others say 'Advance Merry Christmas'. So I thought I would get the first jump on them this trip and wish them merry christmas right now , early October. When I give the taxi drivers my usual P10 tip I also say : 'advance merry christmas' , brings a smile to their face. I am clowning 24/7 when in the Philippines. Can't do the same back home , they'd lock me up (mental case).

Returned to my room to drop off Carry-On Bag. Along the way , taxi Driver looked interesting , Japanese genes. A by product of WW2 ? I ask him what time he is finishing work tonight and he says "anytime , up to me , I own the taxi". Turns out he spent four years in Europe as a hydroponics farm manager , saved up , and on return bought taxi and licence. So I booked him for tonight , P200 her hour , minimum of three hours. Havent checked out Mactan for a long time , will do so now. Told him : Return 9pm "American time" (not late). And yes , having worked four years overseas , chances are he will arrive on time.

Inside the room I check out the pics I had taken , crop , enhance etc. Whilst doing so started to feel sleepy. Been up since 4.30am. Back to sleep I go , siesta. Woke up precisely two hours later , exactly my siesta time back home. Internal clock is working , despite the change in time zone. Feeling refreshed and ready to rumble.

First shower , then try to locate friend 'A' at his favourite bar , then maybe to SM Mall , return then pick up pants from tailors , eat , shower yet again , then taxi 9pm. Cebu is heavily polluted , hair skin etc gets grimy very quickly. Lots of showering is necessary. Will make sure camera battery is fully charged , I will be busy snapping tonight. Havent drunk a drop of beer since arriving , will make up for it tonight : )

Yeh , well its 9pm and realise didnt get back to pick up my pants. It's the Philippines , no probs. Why didnt I pick up the pants ? Well , in the interim , I have drunk about 10/15 beers (@ P74/84 each) and that is a lot for me , so not sure if I can recall everything. I'll try :

For sure , I did not shower. Took off to friend A's favourite bar , but yes , he is not there again. Walk across to Ratsky's where I found 'George Formby' (1940's) look-alike. I've talked to this guy on previous trips. He puts the shit on my friend 'A' , not smart : ) He does not have 'A's' cell number or email number and does not know which housing Estate he is living in , but he does know how to put the shit on 'A' , telling me things I should not know , confidential stuff I would rather hear from 'A' , if anyone.

Pic : This smiley one is a fool. Why ?

She waves to an ageing drunk like me , thats why : ) Rate her a 4.5 Takes all kinds.

She most probably rates me a minus two , even so , she still smiles.

D' Philippines (smiles).

Note : Pic removed , to save downloads.

Then 'A' arrives. Great , he joins me. Then two other foreigners join us , great convivial time. I take pics of chicks , including bayuts (katoeys). Will release those pics , next page , page .3.

'A' goes home and I join bayuts at Bo's Coffee Shop. Agree to meet them at Pumb Disco Bar later on. I think its Pump disco bar but bayut says , "no its Pumb". I ask "what does Pumb mean" , and of course information is lacking in the Philippines so he/she says : "don't know". At this stage , confused with alcohol , I am thinking , "the bayuts are directing me to a place where I will experience something different". Thats why I am interested in meeting one of them outside Pumb , so he/she can get me inside this imagined kinky place.The word 'disco' should have set off alarm bells , but didnt at this stage (fazed with alcohol).

To Kiwi Lodge eat , and whilst eating 'Calendar Girl' comes up to me and says hello. Misinformation ... earlier in the day I was told she had resigned. The romance continues. Eat Kiwi's great food , ask waitress in front of CG (Calendar Girl) : "what time does my uyab/asawa (girl friend /wife ... CG) start work tomorrow". OK , I will be there , says I. CG understands. Mind games : )

Back to my secret hiding place (accom) .. 'X' .. at 8.50pm and find taxi driver waiting for me. Tell him shower etc , taxi contract starts 9pm no prob. He starts earning money 9pm. So I type this out , shower and out the door I go. Things are beginning to happen : )

Go to Pharmacy and get some 'hair loss' medication (Propecia) and then to Pumb Disco arriving 10.05pm. No bayut , no anybody , dead. No one entering or leaving. Some tables and chairs out front , interesting , could see who comes and goes , but its dead. Thinking to myself , "hey this is a regular disco , no don't want , thought bayuts were on to something , a different kind of place , but no , they want to attend a straight forward disco and troll for customers". Oh no , I am not in the disco mood. Or the bayut mood for that matter. Should have read more closely the instructions bayut wrote down for me , back at Ayala. The fact Pumb is a disco has now sunk in. For me , no disco tonight or maybe any other night : )

Tell driver , "back to 'X' (accom)" , give him P400 (Contract) and say "we'll try again tomorrow night ". I am knackered , drank about 10/15 beers. I've spoiled the night drinking too much , too soon. But my new role as bar fly drunk (and celibate etc) is enhanced. Progress of sorts : )

With me , its always a feast or famine (all or nothing).

After FFF4 and before this one (FFF5) no alcohol , now too much alcohol.

Hope it's soon a case of .. "too many chicks".

Confident it will be : )

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To bed (again). Might have to call this tour : "Sleepfest" : )

Then up at 3.30am , make hit list for ensuing day. Rarely execute on my hit lists , but they are a guide as to what I should be doing. Type above and below out , clean grimy teeth , shampoo grimy hair , shower , to 24/7 Internet Cafe (5am).

Amongst other things last night , I agreed to meet 'A' at watering hole. Will hand over copy of his pics and will give bayuts (katoeys/faggots) their copies IF they front. Bayuts are notoriously unreliable and scatter brained. Fact is , looking at their pics now (ex Snoopy) , I can see they were not even good looking. Shows you what alcohol can do to a guy ! Last night I wasted my time and money. Spent over budget already. This point on , gotta try and get value for money.

AYALA   and a High Class , you know what : )   It was funny , subject closed eyes cause of impending flash. She didnt think of end result , or did she ? Hiding her identity ? : )

Tonight I am gonna keep away from alcohol till at least 10pm , so I can reconnoitre the night life scene on Mactan Island. Havent checked it out in years , must do so tonight. But I have a problem , dont seem to be able to hold my beer. Might try drinking non alcoholic drinks so that I can go the distance. Didn't come to Flipsville to sit at bars with the boys and get drunk , or for that matter go to a disco with bayuts : ) Will see what happens tonight. If negative , I might hop on a plane to Thailand. "Headless Chook" in flight again ?

I'm not gonna waste tonight , been in Flipsville about 37hrs and no prospect of a fuck , apart from Calendar Girl , who works at night. Maybe I will rendesvous with her during the day ? Daytime shaggin' .. aka .. "daylight saving". Any which way , so long as its a shag. Right now I feel like a shag on a rock .... nothing happening : )

Off to Gaisano Metro for plastic washing bucket. One I left behind previous trip/s has got a hole in it. Spy a '9' babe at Gaisano. Only problem , she looks 17 and is with big sis or mum. Great face , slim waist , lovely legs but alas small boobs. Would have given her 9.5 if she'd had boobs. Can't have everything. Would like to have snapped her but was on escalator going up when I spied her below me. Tighest of pants showing off her lovely shaped legs. That ones got a future : )

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Plastic wash bucket secured , to PAL Office to find out where Sinagapore Airlines are located. Opposite Marriott Ayala they say.

On Jeepney , four small kids hop on for a free ride , driver tries to scare them away but they ignore him. Third kid to my right and looked about 5yrs old and was smoking. Lady next to me took offense and told him to throw cig away , which he did. Shame , he would have made a good shot ... 5yr old smoking.

Then to bakery , guess why ? You'll find out later on : )

Followed by picking up pics Kodak Shop. Today I had a long hit list and completed all tasks. 4pm to Ratsky's to meet 'A' but he is not there. Bayuts are not there for their pics either. Have a cup of tea at Alysa , best spot for me and cheapest. Clear vision and access to all comings and goings (chicks). Its where I picked up Mona Lisa , remember ? To Kiwi and eat , great food once again. Chat up Calendar Girl (CG) and have secured a date with her few days time , on her day off. I will rendesvous with her secret location , after she finishes work night before , we 'date' , she stays at my joint and doesnt have to worry about getting up to go to work next day (day off). Only job for her that next morning ..... blow job : )

Type this out , crop , enhance pics for this page , then short siesta refreshing myself for the evenings onslaught. Four cups of tea and no beer so far , good boy , looks like I am serious about getting something done tonight. Before trip , I made a hit list for Mactan. Going to check them out and tick them off tonight. Should be interesting , got about six sexy (?) places to check out. No hurry to return home , can sleep all next day.

This is what actually happened :

Hey , I have a problem its 3am the next day , can I remember everything ?

I remember calling at Ayala 4pm and 6pm and 'A' not there. At Ayala had a chat to a babe who is interested in trying my 'yellow cake'. Arranged meeting for tomorrow. Naturally bayuts are not there , no one I know is there. One day bayuts will say "where is my picture" , and of course when they say that , their picture is not with me. Back at my room had a shower , other things , then its 8.45pm and hit the road with Yakuza Taxi Driver.

Shit this man (Yakuza) is all over the place. He straddles the centre line , half of car in one lane , half in the other , until someone comes along and beeps him. Takes 45mins to get to first stop ... it's dead. One beer and out of there. To Cadillac Cafe , steel caged front door , looks like a prison. Guy at door can not speak English but says only five people inside. I go to Waterfront Airport Hotel where there is supposed to be hookers in the front Lobby 9pm on'. No hookers there , place almost deserted. Upstairs I go to KTV , pushy people and P250 consumables to enter. I look in door , place is empty. Off I go , back to Cadillac. Enter , pay P80 , then Filipino logic hits me.

I am told I get one free San Mig Pilsen for the P80 entrance ticket , but I want San Mig Light , and she says its P60 to me. That is , no credit for the SM Pilsen I am not drinking. In Thailand this does not happen. I swing around and see about a dozen rat faced girls dancing , so outta there. Then to Jeepney Depot Lapu Lapu to revisit native joints I frequented in days of old. Naturally , I find everything has changed , same places not there. Enter one joint and see 'dogs' dancing on stage , and a couple of bored looking foreigners pervin. Outta there.

Back to Cebu City , two and half hrs after leaving it. Yakuza driver is promoting Jaguar and Arena (KTV's) , I tell him Sunflower Disco. Driver persists in driving at 30/40kmh , so I tell him "ta-na ta-na" , go go , get moving. With luck we will get to SF within the contracted three hours , and then I owe him P600 (for nothing). If he keeps driving slowly at 30/40kmh we might enter into 4th hour and then I owe him P800. Arrive SF and new dance spot to left of entrance of SF is jumpin'. For Flips and young ones , not Mongers. Pay off taxi driver (P600) , don't want to see him again .. incompetent. So much for his Japanese genes.

Enter SF and find its in the ok range. P101 for a SM Light. Flip logic again. I ask you ..... 101 Why not P100 or P105 ? Thirty mins after entering I am out of there. To 'Capitol' , big tip previously from Yakuza , but of course its a dud tip. Tell driver ... "Sangkianco St" . We arrive in Sangkianco , but "Cobra" dance place has been demolished for a Supermarket. I enter what I'll call : "B Bikini Bar". Real name can be supplied via email , after I return home (not answering copious amounts of emails whilst fishin for fun : ) Not appropriate to place actual name on this website. Wow , this B Bikini Bar made up for all the crap that went before. Persistence pays.

Nice looking girls , friendly , no hassles. Snap a lot (no resistance to camera) , really enjoyed myself. Ladies drinks P150 , mama-san originally quoted P300. I said "I dont like" (P300) , she said "no , thats for double , P150 for you". I think that set the tone , ie , mama-san said to herself : "hello , we do not have a newbie/sucker here". So a single LD P150 x 2 (two girls) That's all I bought entire time I was in the place , apart from P60 San Migs for myself. Great place , I had a ball. Sorry , I do not have the patience or energy to type out all the happenings , but great time I had.

Look at the pics (below) ........ these girls are friendly and non commercial , never asked me for anything. Just sat with me and smiled. They were so happy to have an admiring foreigner , so happy. And me , so happy to find non commercial smiley friendly girls. It was like being in a harem , about 10/15 girls around me all of the time. Reminded me of the 1970's , when all bars and bar girls were like this. Attitude , with the change of times , there has been a change of attitude. For the better ? Not likely : )

ATTITUDE   Surprisingly great attitude at this place and it was down town Cebu , where nice attitudes are hard to find ! Unreal , but pleasantly unreal.

2.45am I split , they close at 3am anyway. Guess what , when dropping me off , taxi driver asked me for a loan. First I paid the meter fare plus added a respectable tip , then he said : "Can I loan you P100 , will pay back tomorrow". 'Can I loan you' , indeed. I laughed , incredible. Never been hit by a taxi driver for a 'loan' before , never ever.

Sorry , too drunk for details , about to go to sleep , but I had the greatest time at down town 'B Bikini' Bar (BBB). I was surprised how many fuckable girls were working in such a dingy place , surprised. All the staff had class , yet at more expensive places you can find no class. Work that out. I'm not talking about classy looks , I am talking about classy attitude.

I'll be back at BBB tomorrow night. Wish I had someone (Monger) to take back with me , a time warp of an experience that one , charm , natural friendliness and no pressure to buy drinks. Cannot guarantee the same will happen to you , depends a lot on how you conduct yourself. Long faced European types would most probably get the bullshit treatment (minimum P300 Ladies Drink etc). PS : Can not reply to heaps of emails about this place. Email me when I return home.

Admittedly , when I woke up later on and relatively sober , and looked at the pics , I thought , "Hey they weren't so attractive after all". Alcohol does blur ones judgement : )

Even so , whilst at BBB , I handed my cell number to one of the girls. She's on , she earns peanuts at BBB , she'll be sucking and slurping pretty soon : )

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Up very early that same morning. A bit blank what happened or what I did , during day , couldnt have been much : )

Three pm I hit the Watering Hole and met 'A' , who is sitting with distinguished guests (Author etc). Naturally I turn the subject to sex whenever I can. They are talking politics , health matters etc , so I pick up restaurant knife and tap the handle on the table and say : "Order , order , lets get back to the subject of sex". Sat there drinking tea whilst they guzzled down a hell of a lot of beer. My body is telling me to take it easy with alcohol , drank a lot in last two nights.

Whilst the boys guzzle , lots of pretty girls pass by. Later , when sitting alone , tried to capture a '9' babe sitting down at a table next to me , but she acted Thai style when I indicated with sign language : "Can I take a shot". Once she knew I wanted to take a pic of her , she got up and strutted away in a huff. Would like you guys to see what a good looking Cebu babe looks like. Not to be , it seems. I can understand the girl , here she has a guy (me) , with a grinning perverts face , and three times her age , trying to take a snap. She thinks : No way Jose : )

Also this same night captured on camera , a girl getting into my Yellow Cake. See below

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So now it gets to about 7.30pm , all the drunkards (Author , 'A' etc) have gone home to their respective wives , leaving me alone and in need of a feed. Off to Kiwi , eat , back to 'X' (accom) pick up pics , then to downtown , entering BBB (Bar). They were excited and thrilled that I had kept my promise and returned , giving them copies of pics took night before. This time , I didnt sit down or drink any alcohol. Out the door and back home again. This taxi driver did not hit me for a loan like the other one ... "loan you P100" indeed : )

To bed early. My post Radiotherapy body is telling me to slow down , take it easy tonight , go home and rest. Got BBB and Calender Girl in the pipeline. Better re-charge the batteries before I encounter them.

Even so , woke up 1.30am feeling fresh (no alcohol) and so typed above out , worked on pics , washed clothes etc. Life of a Budget Banger , washing his own clothes. Been washing my clothes for many years now. Way to go .. cleaner 'n more hygienic.

Got a feeling there is a bang (f . . k) around the next corner.

Whatta you reckon .. more delays , or the real thing ? : )

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Now 4.40am same day , and where to go ? Back to sleep , Internet Cafe , what ?

Around 7am I will hop in a taxi and visit a friend living out of town. Get this social call out of the way before I start shaggin : )

Yeh , had brekky , whatever and then social visit out of town. Back to Alyssa at Ayala. An outstanding 9 (babe) at table next to me , but sense I should not try , especially should not take pic. Would like you guys to see what she was like , super duper , outstanding. There are some honeys in this town. It's sad , in the old days I could chat up a girl like that , now I look too old. Girls are not interested in someone who's developing a bald patch. Not quite bald yet , but nowadays can start seeing through to the skull. Not the kind of image that pulls 9's : )

At Kodak , and developing two shots for friend , German guy who can not speak English and obviously bit lonely/lost , saddles up next to me grinning. He says something like 'what country' and I did not understand so I said to him "You Russian". He said 'German'. He's got one week in Cebu and has an attractive lively young girl with him. He is not attractive and is overweight , cant speak English very well , so she immediately takes a shine to normal weight , english speaking me. Not a whore this one , and attractive. I tell him about German friend , resident of Cebu , who can brighten up his stay. A fellow countryman he can talk to , get advice/info from etc. He likes the idea. I tell him to cell phone me and I will reply with german guys phone number , dont have with me at the time. I pull out my nifty printed cell tags and go to hand it to him. His girlfriend takes it from him and immediately enters my number on her phone. Poor guy , he's got no chance : )

Think he knows whats going on , and we both feel a bit embarrased. However , once he makes contact with the german guy , things will swing for him. In the meantime , when he leaves town , seven days time or before , I am expecting a message from his sweetheart. Will not bang her , he is too nice a guy , but will try and train her as an Agent/Recruiter of other girls.

Went to SM (Mall) and bought another pair of those same trousers I bought previous trip , only this time a different colour. One sales girl attended me , but another much more attractive and perky one joined in , helping me decide on size of trousers etc. This attractive one was not shy. She said "try changing room" , but it was busy/full up. I said 'how about I change outside the changing room'. She said "You dont mind taking your trousers off in public" ? Now , its unusual for Flip Shop Assistant to talk like that , I was surprised. Felt like saying to her : "And you dont mind taking your pants off " : )

Anyway, I decided to buy the trousers , asked her to hold trousers up whilst I took a snap of her with them. By the way , I had already told her she was 'gwapa' (beautiful). Filipino guys and other foreigners do not have the cheek to say that so soon to a strange girl , I do (have the cheek). She was responding very well to me , yet she said : "No , not allowed take pic in here". Saw stern look of uniformed Security woman behind her , when I raised the camera. End of that , another one I would have liked you guys to see.

She asked me : "Where you stay". I told her the area I am staying in , but not place , cause its a cheap joint and might not impress , plus I wanted to slow her down a bit , give me time to think whether or not I want to get involved with her. Got two other shags in the pipeline. Doesnt pay to have too many at the same time. She took my reply as 'not interested' , I think. But later on , if I am still interested , I will return to her and her shop , on the excuse I am looking for more trousers and that time I will give her one of those cheap silk purse necklace thingo's I bought in Thailand (FFF4) Brought three with me on this trip. Will stick my cell tag on outside of purse and see what happens. She is hot to trot and not shy to accept a date , I am sure of that.

So even though I am ageing , the more maturer girl , say 25yrs ( she looked 19) , warms to me. The '9' teen girl back at Ayala , thinks I am too old for her , and she is right. For sure '9' does not want the public to see her talking to an ageing foreigner , for sure. But the trousers girl at SM does not mind , and even encourages me. When she said "take off pants" , filipinos around her heard , and began looking sternly at her. She didnt care : )

On way back to my room , had interesting discussion with educated taxi driver. Surprised how informed he was. Had a cheap but unique 40c gift with me , signed it "good luck" and gave him a P40 tip with it. That guy has too much class and knowledge to be a taxi driver. My apologies to any taxi drivers reading this : )

Called on a former female Contact/Agent and reminded her of my cell phone number. Things are starting to pick up now.

Then BBB girl (B Bikini Bar) texts me. I call her , she wants to meet me tomorrow , her day off. OK , I will shag her. Arranged meet 7pm for eats. She knows straight away its going to be a shagfest that night. Then got Calendar Girl (CG) couple days after that , also on day off. Then maybe SM (Mall) girl on her day off !

I had better be careful , I'm supposed to be a celibate. Will I ever make it ? (total celibacy)

Right now , I'm feeling fresh , but nowhere to go. Starting in the 1970's I have been all over Cebu City. Right now , would like to go somewhere new. Need to recruit a weirdo for that. Thought those bayuts (katoeys) back at Ayala would deliver, but can see they are not thinking outside their own 'troll' circle. They go to standard places. Gotta find someone who knows different places.

So back to Ayala , Spider and Fly mode. Drink some SM Light , run into trouble with the camera , but finally fix it. Man its dead at Ayala. Even Ratsky's. Didnt see anyone enter or leave the disco. Their tables outside are empty , other tables outside other neighbouring joints are empty also.

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Got some info from a Waiter , but unfortunately only good for executing Friday and Saturday nights. Seems a feasible m.o. is : bang the working girls M-Thurs on their days off , then troll for additional gals on Frid/Sat nights. Sundays to church and confess sins : )

Observed young Filipina with good looking young foreign guy. She was bouncing up and down , wiggling from side to side whilst she looked up into his eyes and talked to him. No doubt she has wet pants : ) She can't wait to get his cock in her mouth methinks. Then filipino boyfriend appears. Seems he was at the toilet and the other two were waiting for him. From what I saw , boyfriend would not want to lower his guard too much or this girl will be in bed with the foreigner. No doubts about that. Her composure changed drastically on boyfriends return from toilets. She re-focused on filipino boy friend. But in that short interlude , she most probably got the message across to the foreigner .. she's available : )

Whilst in same Spider and Fly mode a hot whore comes along , looking at me as she passes. So I nod 'yes' , thinking she might come to my table , but I get a shocked look on her face. So I must be wrong , not a whore ? Then 2/3 mins later she passes heading in the opposite direction but this time with a big African American guy in tow. That was close , it was nearly a case of "loss of face" : )

Yeh well have got to know this particular Waiter over three trips now , so I propositioned him. Asked him if he had an attractive female friend , reasonable education , broad mind , who could take me around night spots and be my recruiter. Told him my problem , I see the occasional '9' but innapropriate at my age to approach her. Want recruiter to sound out prospective 9's for me , ie , approach these kind of girls on my behalf. He said he will try and locate recruiter/agent for me. Doubt if he will , but worth a try. At least he knows my problem. Increased my usual P20 tip to P50 this time , to give him some encouragement.

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PIC ..... YELLOW CAKE. Hard evidence , that someone has eaten my yellow cake. And , looks like she's spat some of it out too : ) PS : 'Intelligent Flash' at work again.

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Ayala is now deserted , so 11.30pm home I go and check pics I took , none of which are babes. The Ayala girls are at home with their Mums and Dads. To sleep , and woke up 'late' 5.30am. Type above out , shower , eat and get room ready for BBB (B Bikini Bar .......... girl). My celibacy is now under threat. Well , I dont travel all this way to masturbate , do I : )

Seems I will have a steady supply of girls now : BBB , CG (Calendar Girl) and the SM girl. German guys gal (GG) might text me when he has left town. Then there is old Contact (OC) and her prospects.

Sex is futile , but it's exciting : )

MOUSEY :

For me , a bit skinny. But no doubt , someones 'treasure'. Energy and lively dancing , she had. No foot shuffle at her place of employment. When mouth not open , and not smiling , she is a real 'Mousey' type. I called her 'mousey' and another dancer I called "d' Snake". When together , I told them : "Beware mousey .. d' Snake". Will post pic of d' Snake later on , you will see she is a real 'Cobra'.

I feel a fuck coming on.

If not , I will pull my dick : )

Daily Diary

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This is 'Cobra' , another dancing girl and traditional predator of d' Mouse (above). Will show you Cobra dancing , later on. Energetic lot at B Bikini Bar, energetic.

BBB texts me asking me do I still want her to come to my room. I confirm yes , 9pm. All the rest that day is irrelevant, BBB calls a bit late but is looking smiley and spunky. A good girl caught up in the sex trade. We get down to business , yellow cake (bj) first : ) Asks me not to take pics , boss would not approve , especially if they ended up in the wrong place. I understand. Fact is , I have already photo'd her back at her place of work , so she might end up on this page yet : )

There are no restrictions with BBB , you can fuck her in the mouth , ass , wherever , its up to you. And you can fuck her a million times. Woke her up during the night and shagged her again. She seemed to like being woken up for some bonus fucks. Generous girl. Gave her P1000 and said might text her in day or two. Nothing wrong with this gal , but need to have her on her day off , otherwise sex is too rushed. She returns to her home (tiny little room) around 9am , thoroughly shagged , taking some of my cake with her : )

It's nice to know my dick still works (post radiotherapy). But celibacy is the way to go , I know that , but that will take time. Patience Thommo patience , paradise is within your grasp .. celibacy , and freedom from the pussy vampires.

So , usual routine , shower , eat and then to Internet Cafe. Whilst in Cafe rain buckets down. When I get outside the footpaths and roads are flooded , water up to ankle level. So , back at my room take shoes and sox off and don plastic slippers only. Taxis are hard to come by when it rains but I was lucky , hopped in one , to downtown and bought some important electrical adaptors. Can now have camera cradle and computer connected to power simultaneously. Service at shop was pathetically inept and slow , so much so that when shop assistant gave me the change I left the the coins (P8) with the shop assistant and said : "advance merry christmas , buy yourself some coffee , help speed up". His boss nearby grinned from ear to ear , other staff also appreciated my comment. They had been aware of my frustration , waiting so long to get two simple little adaptors. Caffeine in the coffee might help : )

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To Ayala Committee Meeting (Cheap Charlies Club) , and my duties as self appointed Chairman (me). Yes , walking around Ayala in plastic thongs/slippers , with cheap track pants rolled up .. good stir. The wealthy and yuppies abound at Ayala , and here was me looking like a member of the unemployed brigade. Not too many chicks at Ayala with that image : ) Drank bottled water. 6pm Cheap Charlies split , cause the price of beer goes up then. To 6pm P150 and all the draught beer you can drink. Cheap way to get drunk : ) True Believer me transfers to Alyssa. 'A' joins me for one beer , then we go to Tequila Joes to join another Committee Member and his wife. He has probs with wife and 'A' has probs with his wife. So too all the other members of CCC (Cheap Charlies Club). They have to drink cheap piss (beer) cause their wives have got all the money : ) Never marry fella's , never marry. All in all , there were six of us at Ayala and the only one without problems was single/unmarried me.

Then I return to Alyssa , 15mtrs away and pay previous consumables. Con man at Alyssa bar tries me. I give him the flick , dont give him a chance. To Kiwi eat. Waitress : "asawa day off" = 'wife day off'. Me : 'day off and with boyfriend , I am jealous'. Return to accom , no word (cell phone) from OC. Looks like she has not read her cell phone , maybe card expired whatever. Enough enough , to bed. Will try OC again tomorrow and need to finalise reconnoiture of down town bikini bars with a hefty filipino guy (security) I know. We'll call him 'Muscles'. Think I was lucky before , when I visited B Bikini Bar. No hassles , no danger. But next time might be different , hence recruit 'Muscles'.

Will buy ticket to Davao. Want Miss BJ Hall of Fame (Davao) to taste my cake. I'm generous , want everyone to share it.

Another early night , and minimal beer consumed (three). This can't go on ... celibacy , drinking tea or water , early to bed .. this must stop : )

Think its time for a 'meet the people' tour , downtown , Colon St area. See the real Philippines. Also get some exercise (walking) , lacking since I left home.

COBRA in action.   Writhing about the floor.   Girls at BBB had a good sense of humour , and were friendly.

Programme.

So , the programme is : Kiwi Lodge eat ; Money Exchange Ayala cash up for Airline Ticket ; PAL buy ticket for Davao tomorrow ; Bedsheet , buy one more (Gaisano) ; Meet the People , walking around downtown shopping area.

What actually happened ? :

All of my programme executed except for bedsheet .. Gaisano 'don't have'. "Meet the people" : mostly at Carbon Market. Very hot 'n humid there , especially following heavy rain day before. Market workers calling out to me like I am a kilometre away. Primitive behaviour , this neck of the woods. Market smells .. stinky stagnant muddy water and food for sale , all together in the one place. Hot , hot it was hot.

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So I escaped the market , and not far away from there were plenty of footpath sellers including trinket seller (ear rings etc). Girl to right in red , nice boobs , was amused with me calling out 'gees , gees' (10 , 10 , P10). This is what the street seller was calling out ad nauseum : "gees gees". The price of the trinkets (P10/Gees). Should have tried girl in red , she was fresh and amendable to an approach. Only realised this when I had left the scene. Honestly , in retrospect I am now thinking she would have been the best fuck of my tour. Why ? 1. She had size .... 5' 7 " (?) , round body and full sized boobs 2. Looked natural , no make up etc 3. The type who would 'serve' first and only hope for reward afterwards .. 'servile' , which is what I call a good attitude : ) Back in the Western World we are no longer the Masters. Feminists have ensured that. But in a place like the Philippines we feel wanted and manly all over again. Amongst other things , a trip to the Philippines can be an ego trip : )

So why didnt I try 'Miss Servile' then and there ? Mistake , mistake. Another fish slipped through my net. All I had to do was pull out a cell phone tag from my leather bag and hand it to her. Thats what I had the tags printed for , discrete approaches , and yet I did not execute at the time. Behaviour unbecoming a moll man , thats for sure. I hang my head in shame .. let myself and d' team (you readers) down. I'm sure she'd eat cake. She'd eat anything : )

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Thirty mins into 'meet the people' I'd had enough , it was too hot and sticky (humid) , so I hop in an air con taxi and back to my room. Then bought air ticket , ready for Davao. Ended up at Ayala and the Curipots Club. Curipot (also 'dihig') meaning Cheap Charlie. The lads split at 6pm , gotta report back to their wives. I return to Alyssa , 10/15mtrs away , and whilst sitting there , look up and see four girls hanging from the balcony above me. Wave them to come down and join me. They do ... SEE PIC below. As I am going to Davao tomorrow for two days , and have an important 'date' in three days time , I invite them back in four days time and they accept. In three days time I will be with the Waiters contact. Yes he said he has a nice 18yr old Tour Guide for me. Possibility there.

After Alyssa I enter Tequila Jo's for one beer and listen to the Latin music they are playing there.

So , its Davao for two days starting tomorrow , then Tour Guide , then those four. And of course I have Miss Calendar Girl to service , when I am not busy. She is a bit low on my priorities now cause , nice as she is , she does not exude sex appeal. Contact 'OC' is asleep , have not heard from her for a while now. Anyway , looks like I do not need her. Enough fish are biting , especially if you add 'SM' girl and 'German' girl prospects to my list. Come on Alamein (german) hop on that plane and leave town , I want to screw your sweetheart : )

You see , I came here (Cebu) not long ago , an ageing monger with little money to flash around , and now I have an abundance of prospects. Why ? I am a cheeky type. Smile , chat to all and sundry = opportunities arise.

And yes , I can hear you from afar ..... "prospects" ? Thommo you need fucks , not prospects : )

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Got up this morning 4.45am type this out , shower , pack bags , to Kiwi for early breakfast (7am) then the Airport and Davao. It's all happening : )

On the way to airport taxi driver is driving dangerously. 80kph weaving in and out of traffic , delighting in getting as close as he can to vehicles he's passing , including trucks. Going through intersections like he has a police escort. I told him , 'no hurry please slow down'. He slows down , then few mins later , takes off again at 80kph , diving in and out of traffic. He seems to love speed and ducking here and there. I tell him again slow down and he does.

At airport , check in bags at PAL but guy says , "no , you check in Air Philippines" , yet the guy at PAL Office yesterday distinctly said : "You are travelling on Air Philippines but you check in at PAL". Same company. OK , so over to Air Phil I go and babe checks me in. She asks me "any liquids in your carry on bag". I say yes , she says take em out and put in check in bag. Copy cats. Cause UK did that for a while (terrorist threat ) , they have to copy. I said to her : 'Singapore Airlines , international flight , liquids no problem , Davao mickey mouse trip (45 mins) .. problem". So out go cleaning liquids etc and into my check in bag , amongst my best clothes. Hope nothing spills onto my clothes. Hansum no more , if that happens.

Then to X-Ray machine where we had to take off our shoes. Beauracracy in the Philippines is abundant. Eleven airport staff around the machine , three only working , others half asleep.

You wouldnt think that I am happy , but I am , cause I'm heading for Miss BJ Hall of Fame. Only two days allocated for Davao. Last time it was rather ordinary. Hope Miss BJ can pull some rabbits out of the hat this time , and of course , eat some of my cake in the process : )

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Arrive at Davao airport and quickly away in a taxi. Driver has been a sailor before , around the world. Says Brazil and Cuba are the best sex stops. Arrive at secret hideaway .. 'X' .. location (Big Brother is watching : ) New Receptionist , looks 17 is 21. Off to see if foreigner friend still in town , he is , give him gift I promised a year ago. Cost $3 but worth a lot more to him.

Then to Miss BJ Hall of Fames squatter area. Twist and turn into little alleyways. Local natives and residents are surprised to see an Americano within their midst. Get to Miss BJ's boarding house , show em pic of her for positive identification , then they say : "Gone to province 4 months ago". Shit , she was 80% of the reason I flew to Davao , no 'eat cake' , and no recruiter for me , shit.

They ask my name , so they can tell her I called to see her. Fat lot of good that will do to either of us : ) She has no email or cellphone = if she aint there , its all over rover , all over. Oh well , she lasted 3/4 yrs , and thats something in this 'ST' country , that's something.

Back to my secret hideaway ('X') , been up since 4.45am so have a little siesta , then website work (pics cropping etc and typing this out). Shower , out the door to find eats , then Flannagans to get drunk , then troll the streets of Davao in a taxi for a Miss BJ replacement. Found Miss BJ trolling in a taxi about 3/4 years ago. Might get lucky and find another one like her (doubtful).

By the way , OC (Old Contact) texted me and said has 'Pizza' (gal) , can she deliver. I said : "I'm in Davao , deliver 3pm , two days time". She confirmed "roger , over and out". So , I will have a nice pizza waiting for me in two days time. How do I know its gonna be nice ? I dont , in fact its more likely to be a lousy pizza. Old Contact/OC aint the best talent scout , that's for sure. Like me , she's seen better days : ) But one must keep trying , especially a fussy bugger like me. All or nothing , usually nothing. Perhaps subconsciously I like losing ?

STARRY EYED   Yeh , and this aint no girl either !   (he/she)

For sure I have lost interest in the act of actual penetration. A combination of : 1. Age 2. Medication for hair loss , been taking for 7/8yrs now. It lowers ones testosterone levels/libido 3. Tired of the way we guys have to get fucks. Lots of humbug before a guy actually beds something decent. Dont have the patience anymore. Prefer just to click my fingers and they come running. Not likely now , especially at my age : )

SWAH = 'so what actually happened' ? ...

As usual , do not remember every detail , but do remember the important bits. Ate at De Bonte Koe (why doesnt he get a name we regular folk can remember ?) , where the waitresses are very attentive and professional , including demeanour. Prices a little high and food is in the ok range.

From there , to Flannagans to see whats up. Answer : nuttin. One beer and outta there. Stand outside F's waiting for taxi when I get an idea , walk 70/80mtrs down the street (Illustre) to the Corner Store , the one I have said in the past is a non event and one would have to visit 15/20 times to have a chance of picking up a fuck. Pic of this place in previous FFF (No.2 or 3 methinks). This current call on Corner Store would be about visit number ten I would say ...

Enter , make small purchase. Good looking babe in shorts enters and leaves within 60 secs. She did not look at hansum me. At cash register there is an unnatractive Nursing Student purchasing two bottles of Red Horse beer. Now , for those of you who know .. red horse is the strongest beer in the Philippines. I said to the girl : "Your not going to drink that are you". She smiled and said 'no , its for a friend'. I immediately thought of a boyfriend outside at the tables. I said : "It tastes like kerosene and hangover tomorrow if you drink that". She smiled and had a chat of sorts. Got personality this one , but way too short (4' 9" ?) and not an attractive face. If your not attractive (like me also : ) , ya gotta have personality , ya gotta have something. She had personality. Out the door she goes , smiling at me.

I pay for my purchase , have a chat with Cashier and owner sitting next to her. Both had personality. I think Davao people are more shiny than the bigger city Cebu folks. Maybe its because Davao people do not meet a "shining ray of hope" , like me , very often ? : )

But shiney-ness is not as imporant as sex-iness. Cebu folk are more openly sexy.

For me the girl in this shot depicts the standard Filipina look especially in the area north of Cebu , Manila , and Luzon province.   They eat 'balut' up that way dont they ? : )

Out the door I go , turn right , and at same time I look left to assess 'pick up potential' at tables .. 90% boys , but to my right someone says softly : 'hello' , look around and its the Red Horse girl , naughty naughty , she is sitting with an attractive fellow fem student drinking that damn Red Horse ! I said to her : "Naughty girl , tomorrow you have hangover". She smiled and indicated I could sit down. Either these girls are incredibly friendly or they are hungry for an Americano (ATM). Then the thought struck me , drinking Red Horse to drown sorrows ? (bad exam results , debt , boyfriend problems , whatever).

I sit down and am impressed with Red Horse's (RH's) girl friend , attractive and smiley. Beauty and the beast. To cut a long story short , the girls backtracked to wherever , whilst I waited for them to change into something casual. My prey , we'll call 'PN" (pretty nurse) returned looking spunky and RH doing the best that God gave her (not a lot , except for personality). Off to Rizal Street night scene we go. I shouted them a nice meal at De Bonte. They were impressed with the atmosphere there. They'd never been to the place before , couldnt afford it for starters. They will be trolling for foreigners at De Bonte the minute I leave town : ) Then to a couple of bars in Rizal St. No problem , two girls sitting with an Americano , could be a penpal scenario for all anyone knows. Does not spell 'prostitution' anyway. But yes , I was thinking 'prostitution' , paying PN for a fuck : )

Then ugly duckling aka RH makes excuse , gotta get up early for exams she says. She's setting me up for PN .. good girl. All three of us leave together , I drop RH off and then head for X (accom) for sex. PN (Pretty Nurse) did not offer any resistance or query anything. When there's Thommo , how could a girl resist ?

I learnt very early in my life to "assume the sale". Do not ask , presume. They can always knock ya back : )

Fuck , fuck , we fucked. Dick still working. Suck suck , yes she sucked my yellow cake dry. Pretty hot babe , but got me mystified. Why does she do it with a complete stranger ? Think she must be 'gold digging' , that is looking for a foreign husband. Qualified Nurses overseas earn good money , reckon she knows it and she is going to fuck her way to it via someone like me (in her dreams : )

Slipped a thou in her bag , dumped her off. Intend to fuck more trainee nurses in the future : )

So , there you go , in life : "When handed a lemon , make a lemonade". The lemon was .. Miss BJ not in Davao City anymore. The lemonade .. Pretty Nurse and any other poor innocent souls I come across in Davao.

But I really should be ashamed of myself , professing celibacy and fucking two different girls in a space of about seven days. Shame , eternal shame. Pre celibacy and Propecia (hair loss medication) and the ageing process I would have fucked 6 to 10 girls by now. But in those days , I did not care so much for quality , fucked anything that moved : )

Which is best ... quality or quantity ? Depends on your testosterone levels. No patience for quality when the testo' levels are high : )

Now that Pretty Nurse has been bundled off , I can set a new and faster paced programme. Because of PN I have got behind schedule and have only one more night of reconnoitre left , before returning to Cebu.

Programme : 1. NetXprs Internet Cafe to answer emails and check stats. Yeh , seems bigger numbers reading this Daily Diarrhoea 2. NCCC Shopping Mall , the latest and greatest in Davao City I am told. Reason for visit ? Perving 3. Sampaguita Tourist Inn to check hotel rates , rooms etc (website duties) 4. Locate Street Hookers spot mentioned on Internet. Find it by day , return by night. 5. "Pops" pick up joint. Find by day , return at night. 5. So tonight , check out a total in all , of about 6/7 potential pick up joints.

Busy day and night ahead of me. Anyway , I got rid of some dirty water , and yellow cake last night , feel relaxed , and harmonious. Amazing what a fuck can do.

Haven't taken a single pic since arriving in Davao. It's like that , Davao is not lively , its 'flat' compared to Cebu City. Cebu girls are more spunky (out going). Davao girls are more 'shiny' (smiley).

This one (Cebu City) I nicknamed : Yakuza.   She seemed to have some Japanese genes.

DISCOVERED :

Everything went smoothly at the Internet Cafe where I received the email I have been waiting years for , and YES , Thommo of d' Clock Tower , has been discovered !

Sorry , as usual , can not reveal details right now , but a major company has approached me for consultancy work , and its all about sex. I will give them the code word 'SC' (therein lies a hint to the name of their project).

They are doing a video documentary (sex) , lengthy one , split up into many countries , approaching me for assistance. I have told them "busy right now , willing to help , contact me .......... (date) when I have returned from d' Front". They have been researching the Internet and come to the conclusion I am their man , and of course they are right ! : )

I do not want to be seen (covert m.o is best) , but I do not mind being heard. As a result of my future good work with them , they might mention me to some publishers and then the skies the limit .... Movie based on the book .. "The Life and times of Thomas ................ " Hollywood here I come.

I know I've said it before in jest (Hollywood) , and you say "in your dreams Thommo , in your dreams". Yes , I do NOT need a book or a movie but I do need money to extend and expand my work. Work overseas that is. Might have to prostitute myself via book/movie to get to where I want to be .... at d' Front 24/7. So , a great start to my day , and it all happened in tin pot Davao City , of all places. The worlds greatest 'backwater' : )

For sure , it will most probably mean the SC company will use me , suck all the info out of me they can , then spit me out. But its worth a try lads , its worth a try. Might lead me to the purpose of my life .. travelling/writing (perving/masturbating : )

Out of NetXprs I go , and into one of the many ramshackle run down davao taxi's. No air con (hot 'n humid) , defective brakes , buggered shock absorbers , rattling doors. I love it. I'm in my 'loser' element when riding a Davao taxi. Cebu hasnt got these dinnosaurs anymore , neither has Thailand. D' Life , wouldnt miss it for the world : )

Whilst on the subject of taxis heres a pic of one :

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Now to Gaisano Mall pick up processed pictures for hand outs in Cebu. Then to Flannagans for eats. I know , criticised their food before but De Bonte Ko Restaurant isnt much better and costs a lot more. Davao aint for eats , except when I am in town .. "eat cake" : )

For a celibate , reckon I have had my Davao quota already (PN). But you never know , a few SM Lights and anything is possible.

At O'Flannagans , order food , and its terrible , could not eat it. Back to Bonte tonight. Had some fun at O's , bore you to tell it (clown stuff) , took pic , see below.

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From that point , I was off the radar until about 6pm when I walked around town a bit , looking for some places mentioned on Internet. Most were not there (misinformation). Finished up at the Complex that houses Bontes. Quite a cute little scene there , Bontes , Someplace Else , Choiser , Iron Horse. Will place info on website later when not busy. Some changes at Apo View too.

Ate at Choiser , expensive for what ya get. Not really recommended. Two gals sitting at table not far from me. Look 22-25yrs of age , bank employee types , attractive but independent. They get up and walk out. One has great ass , tiny waist , short dress and nice legs. Strangely she comes back again with her girlfriend , sits down. Girlfriend is facing me and on occasions seems to be trying to get a peek of me without my knowing. Eventually I finish my meal and take a seat near exit whilst waiting for chit/bill. The girls get up to leave , start heading towards me (exit) but swing around and take another way out. Too independent. They don't need me and I dont need them (their independent attitude).

Then to NCCC Shopping Mall , the talk of the town. Get there and its nothing. Another empty soul-less shopping mall. Think Davao is overdoing the Malls .. too many of them now. Architecture of NCCC lacks imagination. Built to a price. Ayala in Cebu is the best for me , architecture , ambience .. katoeys : )

Back to my accommodation , type this out , check pics .. most duds , not for this page. Earlier on I was worried about shooting off too early. That is , returning home early going to sleep and waking up 3/4am. But no, its 8.35pm and I am about to return to the fray. No early sleep tonight , my last night in Davao. See if there are any Davao babes who are interested in cake. There's enough for everyone : )

Daily Diary

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So its my last night in Davao , this is what happened : Got sleepy around 9pm , bought some Red Bull (RB) to keep me awake. First time I have consumed RB in 8yrs. Last time was to keep myself awake all night and fuck a beautiful girl non stop , cause I had the feeling I would have her only one night in my life , so took RB and shagged her and myself to death. It was funny , told her my personal record (many years ago) was eight fucks in a night , wanted to break that record "would she help me" ? She smiled and nodded yes , and then away we went , shag , shag , shag. Broke the record , had to , my pride was on the line : )

Tonight , within 20mins of Red Bull I was sleepy no more. Went around in circles a bit though , to Corner Store ; trolling for street girls ; to Boulevard (Rizal St) , and back to Corner Store. Some pretty girls at both places but none available for me , cause mostly with pinoy guys. Rain bucketed down 9pm onwards , rained heavily non stop all night , from that point on. Kept a lot of people away from the night spots. 'Boulevard' had only about 25 people , whereas normally there would be 150 or more.

After Boulevard tried "Hot Legs 2" in San Pedro St. "Stag" neon sign outside. Then I realise this was the same place I have visited and commented on some time back (FFF) , only now with new management and new name. P50 entrance P50 beer but their m.o. is to talk you into expensive ladies and their drinks. The cheap beer is just a lure , cause with a briefly clad lady at your table , within minutes your bill can run into hundreds. It can cost you as much as P300+ for one LD. And this is in a grotty part of town , grotty club. Sat at a table for 5 mins , declined the offer of "companionship" , scanned around to assess the chicks sitting at tables waiting for big spenders and the accompanying LD's , no special gem amongst them. Seen it all before , so out of there I go , last night in Davao , can't waste it at regular sex venues. If I had known it was the old Stag would not have visited it in the first place.

On returning to Corner Store second time , all seats inside had been taken. Folks had moved in from rain soaken outside tables.

I exited Corner Store , and when on the footpath looking for a taxi , a beautiful girl came running towards me , trying to get out of the rain. She must have looked at me three seperate times , including looking back at me when she had past. I turned around and looked at her. If she had stopped for a sec I would have walked up to her , but she ran across the road out of the rain and into "BB Bar BQ" place opposite the Corner Store. See pic below (Public Displays of Affection) , sign for BB Bar BQ in the background of that pic. I checked the barbeque joint out three seperate times after that sighting , but never saw that girl inside it. She disappeared out the back somewhere. If your in town , check that barbecue joint out , she is very fuckable and seems interested in foreigners. Otherwise she must have thought she saw a ghost (looking at me three times).

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Hopped in taxi and asked driver for street girls. Drivers name : Juven and his cell number : 09197637378. Told him I would give his number to all and sundry in respect of "chicks". This lad was energetic and sincere in trying to find me a nice fuck , but it was 12midnight on a rainy night when we started the troll , and only about 3-5% of the street girlie population were out and about = not much choice for me , when we did find them. I am confident this pleasant guy knows all the chick joints and would be fun to troll with. He liked the idea that I was hunting for a fuck. Grinning all the time , especially when I said "pangit" ( = ugly). I was very quick in assessing the girls , did not give them any chance of getting to my car , once I could see there was nothing special in amongst a group ( 3 secs , I am very very quick in these situations) I'd command "ta-na" ( = go) and driver would be off like a flash , grinning his head off ('pangit' again , he was no doubt thinking). You know , normally taxi drivers get a bit irked when you keep saying the girls are 'pangit' , but not Juven , he thought it was amusing. His car is run down/buggered like all the others in Davao City and his English is limited , but once he knows its a 'Chick Mission' , his face lights up and he goes for it with gusto. If he had money , he would do the same as us , troll for chicks , I am sure. Yeh , I know , should have taken a pic of him. Its 6am when I am typing this , will try and cell him before my departure to Cebu this morning and get a pic for you guys. I'll get him to take me to Airport , only he might be on night shift , and not available by day , not sure.

Getting back to last night : It was 12.30 midnight when Juven dropped me off. A slack night 'cause of the never ending rain. My tour of Davao was in the ok range only. I will continue to come back , cause it always seems to be going to happen , eg , beautiful body and face running past me in the rain , couldnt take her eyes off me etc. Some attractive girls at Boulevard and a little at Corner Store. All of them spoken for at the time of my calls. And then , decent food at a reasonable price is still a problem. I will never ever eat at O'Flannagans again , never ever. What they dished up to me was an insult , a bloody insult. But sex is more important than food. I reckon a guy like Juven just might be able to 'crack the code' for me and open up Davao. If any of you try him , please report back your findings.

So now at 6.15am its off to Internet Cafe , check response to my reply to 'discovered' email , answer monger mails , check stats (so far , best yet). At Int Cafe and result ? Stats showing figs less than two days ago. Something wrong with stats collector , again ! 'Discovered' email , no response at this stage. Told them busy till later. Perhaps they will email me around date I gave them. For sure , I am not emailing them , cause Ive got something they want ... info on Philippines sex scene , the basis of their documentary.

Don't worry I will tread wearily. Their tv documentary might blow our cover and cause Phil government to crack down on our hobby. Only thought of this angle since writing the previous stuff on them. Anyway , they can read whorist.com website like anyone else. Might tell em to do just that : "read the website" , ie , do not make it too easy or juicy for them. No encouragement : ) Means I do not go to Hollywood , but we shouldn't make mongering life any more difficult than it already is. It was a woman who emailed me. Another Feminitza , trying to screw our hunting grounds ?

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Long delay between now and when my plane takes off for Cebu. On arrival in Cebu , got a busy day ahead of me : 1. Eat brunch at Kiwi 2. Shower 3. Meet 'OC' and assess her Pizza 4. Meet x 3 different folks at three different times Ayala. But I am looking forward more to Saturday. Got a nice doe eyed servile one meeting me at Ayala on Saturday. If I can get my hands on her , will thrash her beyond belief with my 'huge' (?) weapon , and take nude pics of her too. She'd be safe to post pics of. Neither her or her friends will ever find whorist.com And you will not find her either. UPDATE : Had to remove her pics , all but one , the ass shot down below.

Hard for guys to secure 'Doe Eye' types like her. Hard for me too , I am going to enjoy. Will not dump her after one night stand. By the time she is finished with me , she will never eat cake again : )

Now the long wait for plane to take off. Will try and contact Juven for ride to airport. Looking doubtful , he is most probably asleep after night shift. I am getting the following message when calling him : "The number you have called is either unattended or out of coverage area , please call again later". Think he is asleep after a long night driving around in the rain. Visibility poor , lad had to concentrate all the time.

Next manouvres will be Cebu City/Sin City. Lot brighter than flat Davao , thats for sure. Cebu girls are more on the hunt and spunky. Davao gals a little bit flat , sex wise. But there are always exceptions , eg , Nursing Student (PN). Cebu City here I come.

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So , off to the Airport I go and within minutes land at Cebu. Get limo again , cause no hassles with them. 'Friends' give me same car as few days ago when I first arrived in Cebu. Driver is outside his car , didnt recognise him. I encourage him to talk , whilst I try and work out if its the same driver as per pic before (page.1.) , but this guy is telling me he is 65yrs old and the previous guy said he was 63. Also he tells me about his retirement plans raising ducks and making 'balut'. He didnt say anything about that in previous trip , so thought must be a different guy. Then he said about his father was a fisherman , and died from cancer (sun) when he was only 10yrs old. Then I knew it was the same driver as before but did not say anything.

On arrival at Kiwi for eats (hungry , Davao no good for food) driver then says : "Hey think I picked you up at airport few days ago". I said "yes , but you said you were 63 then and you never said anything about 'balut". You have become two years older in a matter of days". He smiled , knew he had been caught out telling tales. Entertaining passengers that's all , ok with me. Gave him a tip , but he was thinking how funny it was , me sitting silently in the back seat on a long trip , listening to his new line of bullshit.

Girls at Kiwi enthusiastically greet my return.

Other guys there turn around to see who they are making fuss of. I'm thinking to myself : "Listen lads , I am not like you bar flies. I do not sit at bars with long faces getting drunk. I sit at bars with a smile getting drunk : ) I socialise. Do some socialising yourself and you too will be greeted enthusiastically". White women at Kiwi also note my popularity. Little do they know , I am busy with a covert operation (FFF5) and they too are under surveillance : )

Lifting the lid on the Phil sex scene. First fact : everyone eats cake : )

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Great to eat decent food again. Back to 'X' accommodation. Kept room whilst away. Clothes dry on my return. OC texts me and says cant make it 3pm now 8pm. I text , not 8pm busy tonight and tomorrow night , make it 8pm following night. Can not talk to her , dont know why her machine is not allowing me to do that , have to frig around with texting instead. She confirms new time slot. Hopeless , had 3/4 days to organise a pizza and still could not deliver. Now no high hopes with her , thats for sure.

Showered etc to Ayala for the Cheap Charlies Club. They are not there , only one unhappy soul married to a Filipina. From the very first meet a few days ago I sensed tension between him and me. The tension has now risen cause he has been drinking 6.5% beer. To cut a long story short I found I could not have a conversation with this guy re his marital problems. He gave me no credit for 32yrs experience and observations in the Philippines , none whatsoever. Kept cutting in on me etc. He then said : "Let's talk about ......." I cut in this time and said softly without any aggression : "I dont think we can not talk about anything" and walked off : )

The people you meet. I tell ya fella's many times on this website : "Fly in , get what you want , fly out. Do not hang around". Philippines good for ST (short time) only. The best ST people in the whole world , the best. Possibly the worst LT people too : )

Went out to Gaisano Country Mall looking for 'A' , he wasnt there , returned to Ayala and found out Waiters Contact (18yr old potential Tourist Guide) was not coming. So a blank with OC , blank with CCC (Cheap Charlies Club) , blank with WC (Waiters Contact) and finally a blank with 'lost soul' and bar fly. Its about 8pm and with less than five hours sleep previous night , travelling etc I decide not to push the envelope , its just not my day , go home and sleep is the best. Thats what I did , yeh I know 'sleeping beauty' , but to each his own. Got out of bed 2.30am , its now 5.45am. Will not do much during the day cause I plan to have a hard drinking night down town tonight , looking for more Cobra's and Mousey's.

Just remembered , got a date with Doe Eye babe 4/5pm Ayala. Will be there , and if she fronts and if I can seperate her from her girlfriends , I will devote the entire night to her. Can not afford to let her slip through the net , cannot.

SWAH : Yeh , well actually tiring of writing everything down. Some of you will be pleased to know ? So , the meat on the bone is : Got lots and lots text messages today. Frankly I did not know who was texting me. They'd say , "its me the one in the yellow dress" , or they would say nothing re identification. I tried to talk to them but their phone was not accepting calls , dont know why , but yes they could text me and vice versa. Twenty/thirty messages came from the same source. I must have had about forty text messages in all today and it wasnt until around 8pm that I had them sorted out. Erase button helps in that regard : )

Around the same time I got an actual call and yes it was from a bayut (he/she). How did they get my number ? Must have given it to them when I was drunk .. SM Light gave it to them : ) Got the bayut off the phone quick smart. Then a call from OC confirming girl from Bogo (town) , outside Cebu City (2hr bus ride) was coming in to taste my cake , around 8pm tomorrow. OK. Then 'Doe Eye' group text me and I meet her and her three friends at Ayala. One of her girlfriends is always talking about money , so I took Doe Eye aside , gave her some Pesos and told her to return tomorrow 4pm Ayala by herself. She seems servile and respectful , but hope she is not infected with the ATM mentality of the leader of that pack , one I call 'ATM'. DE (Doe Eye) is the one I want to thrash to hell and back again. Photo everything , nude of course. She is a bit small , but she is cute and she has lovely pouty cake eating lips : ) I am feeling sexy just thinking about it. "Cookie in the Oven". It's nice , bringing cookies to the rise. Do not buy ready made fella's (GoGo , Whorehouse etc) , prepare and cook em yourself. They taste much better that way : )

And yes around this same time another text from Phil guy. He is the one escorting me downtown tonight. Dont know if I gave him a name before on this page , but 'Bully' is appropriate. He is built like a bull , heavy set , thick neck and all that. Known him for many years. I am always developing relationships , they come in handy some times. Feeling sleepy again. Got the wrong internal clock this trip , dont know why (radiotherapy ?) 9pm and I want to go to sleep ! So more Red Bull and away 'Bully' and I go ... downtown where Cobra , Mousey and many other bottom feeder dancing girls reside. By nights end I will have an up to date picture of downtown dancing/show scene. Designed for and catered by .. 'bottom feeders' , people like me : )

Red Bull kicked in within 10 mins , not sleepy anymore , but the stuff is crap and not good for the health. Might even be a danger for those with weak hearts , but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do , get this Diary out on time. The things I do .. for me and you. Not forgetting , I have been 'discovered' , recently. You will able to say one day : "I knew Thommo before he was discovered and in the days when he tapped out a Diary". No more bottom feeders then. I will have hit the big time. Expensive ladies with expensive attitudes.

So reality kicks in , and I find myself downtown in amongst the filth , decay and street pimps galore. They see 'Bully' and so keep their distance. First stop Cobra Bar. Enter , long 'lounge' area , very dark , hospitality girls sitting with guys. Hard to see. Then we pass the urinal , open to all passers by including the guys cocks. The stink was tremendous ... I am 'home' where I belong : ) Then to the left there was a small ktv type room and on the right a dance area. Looked like regular local bottom feeder boys and girls dancing with each other on that right side. Right at the very end is where the girls dance 'bikini' style. We enter this room , not impressed , very hefty girl on the stage. She has a good face and one could imagine 3/5 years ago she was good looking , but not today , too hefty. Her thighs are too thick for starters , about double the normal filipina size. I look around and can not see anything special. After only 10% of each of our bottles (P60 each) have been consumed , I get up and leave.

Heading towards Palaez St we stop on the corner of Palaez (spelling ?) and Sancgianko Sts at a place now called : Raj Playgirl Club. Fond memories of this one , days of yore. Upstairs we go and take a front row seat facing cute little dance stage. Gal on stage is respectable looking and not averse to smiling to me (LD's ... Ladies Drinks : ) P70 each beer here. The stage is cute and there is nothing wrong with the girl dancing. 'Bully' asks management if its ok for me to take a photo. Reply : "If you buy P200 Ladies Drink , picture ok". I dont like pre-conditions , so up and out of there we go , with only 25% of our beer consumed (peanut pesos). B Bikini Bar does not have pre-conditions. Looking for similar somewhere else downtown.

Across the road we go , with 'Bully' in tow , to longstanding and well known , non hooker : "Our Place" Bar , supposedly having a resurgence of sorts. Inside we go , only four other customers. Drink a beer , take a snap/pic , see below , and out of there.

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'Bully' says : Century Hotel is the go. Up to fifth floor we go. Security at door says "no camera" , yet mine is hidden away etc. Memories of this place being bloody awful about 3/5yrs ago , add to that .. "pre-conditions" (camera) , so we do not enter. Next stop : "E & M" dance/ktv joint , peep inside , no good. Next stop ... you guessed it : B Bikini Bar. Totally different atmosphere to the others downtown. We get front seat. Many girls from my previous visit absent , dont know what the hell is going on .. have they been bar fined ? Even so Mousey and Cobra , the twin act , were there and visit my table etc. Great atmosphere. Whilst we were there , place filled up behind me with local boys. Not good having heaps of guys behind you , drinking beer and me taking pics. Someone might object. Favourite tactic of the Flip : attack from the back.

Mousey is a very warm girl. I buy her LD P150 , she dances , I take pics all over again. See below :

WOW LEGS   Wow attitude.

B Bikini became hot and muggy. Air cons could not cope with the full house. Must have been about 50 dongs (guys) jammed in there , pervin on the simulated sex acts etc (guy shaggin girl). Nice time , I enjoyed it. Outside B Bikini I gave 'Bully' some pesos for services rendered and we split , me to Ayala to see whats going on at around 1am. Answer : nuttin outside Ratsky's. Bo's Cof Shop still open but no one there either. Inside Ratsky's (no entrance fee) , pretty good band , good looking fem singer , and the ground level crowded. I remember before , when I took Mona Lisa there it was crowded ground floor and above , not this time , only ground floor. Looked like it was tables of friends etc , no hooker scene in sight. Nothing respectable sitting at their bar either.

Out of there and to Sunflower Disco (SF) , P150 entrance , no free drink. Told Receptionist : "Curipot Koreans" ( = "Cheap Charlie Koreans" cause no free drink) , she smiled. Joint owned by the Korean Mafia. There is a plague of koreans in the Philippines right now. Before it was the Japanese , but they got ripped off so much and put in prison on fake rape charges etc , that their government recommended their citizens to give the country a miss , and that is what they did. Think the Japs transferred their interests to Thailand , wise move. Think the Koreans should do likewise , and leave the joint to the likes of me : )

Now , SF has a better atmosphere and a semblance of pick up , but honestly there were hardly 5/10 hookers there. Hooker numbers are way down on previous trips , most probably cause they can not get in free as in days of yore. Where the hell they have gone I do not know , but its my job to find out , and I will not rest (Red Bull : ) until I do find out. Lots of regular non whore girls there. One table had a beauty who gave me a flick of a look when she passed by , but unfortunately her seat was facing the other way , ie , on sitting down she had her back to me.

Needed to put ear wax in my ears. Sound level excessive and a danger to ones ear drums , where I was sitting anyway. Only drank one beer and outta there. Beauty's table looked at me as I left. Beauty with her back to me had no idea I was leaving. Maybe if I was in a different mood I would have tried something with them , but not tonight.

Outside there is a new rendesvous called : "Kasadja". Three times as many people there as at SF. At a gestimate .. five hundred ? Facing SF this new venue is to the left. Unfortunately for us , it seemed to be full of regular folks. No sign of hookers , all filipino clientele. Packed in like sardines and having a ball.

Its about 2am and so I return home to sleep it off. Maybe my internal clock has been twigged now (Red Bull) and I can get back to normal manouvres , ie , patrolling until 2/3am. But alas I woke up three hours later and couldnt go back to sleep. Means 8/9pm tonight I will feel sleepy again. A case of Red Bull to the rescue again ?

Schedule today : Quiet until 4pm when 'Doe Eye' is supposed to meet me at Ayala. Will assess her age , she looks young but could be 21 for all I know. And assess whether she will come to my room and fuck. I might have met a good girl who does not want to fuck with strangers. Got a feeling that is a possibility. Her body language and demeanour says she is not a fast fuck , but if I have my way she will be. She'll know what a foreigners cock looks and feels like by the time I am finished with her : )

Eight tonight , hopefully OC's Bogo Babe is calling. So will 'interview' Doe Eye 4pm and see if she is right for the Cake Eaters job , then make sure I am in my room when Bogo Babe (BB) calls. Reputedly BB works in a Supermarket at Bogo. We will see , I can smell a whore a mile away : ) Other prospects like 'SM' , 'German girlfriend' , 'Calendar Girl' are quickly fading into the background. Dont even have time to shag 'Cobra' , even though she has a 'body to bang'.

If Doe Eye is as good a carnal experience that I think she will be , I will give all the others a miss. When ya get a hot cookie in the oven pays to stay focused , pop her out , shag her to death. And I am going to rape her with my camera too ... nude , all the way : )

You see , I started out FFF5 very slowly , but now "Train Thommo " is gathering pace. Too many to handle. Way it should be.

Prospects prospects , cookies cookies.

What the hell 'T' , you need , and we the readers need ....f . . . s !

Daily Diary

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Doe Eye 4pm , result ? Bogo Babe 8pm , result ?

Well Doe Eye (DE) was about 3hrs or more late yesterday. Admittedly I was doing other things , and wasnt sitting around waiting for her. One of the advantages of cell phones .. gives ya flexibility. This time today , DE arrived at Ayala within 5 mins of appointed time. I congratulated her on that. First I need to establish her age : 18 in May 2006 = legal jail bait. From a family of seven she is the youngest , Dad pissed off and left Mum to look after all those children when Doe Eye was only 3 months old. Hubbies running off and leaving unemployed Mum with all the kids is par for the course in the Philippines. Nowadays Doe Eye's Mum is a house domestic and Doe Eye (DE) is a Student. DE claims to be 4'11" , maybe that is stretching it a bit. For sure , she is tiny but cute.

Her normal schedule is 7am to 6pm schooling eating or whatever. After that she currently sleeps at the nearby Hospital guarding her 8yr old hospitalized cousin. I can hear "money for hospital fees" already : ) So it looks like it has to be ST (short time) with Doe Eye , in between finishing school and propping at the Hospital. Doe Eye is now going to fuck for the Hospital Fees : )

Took her away from Ayala within 15mins of her arriving. Told her "I will show you my room , so you can visit". We arrive at my accom 'X' , I caress her back , slide both hands up and down her tiny waist and kiss her on the cheek. Also run my finger across her pouty lips , to get an