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Big Ben has struck 1am ,

.................................. it's December .... issue No.25

BLOGS DECEMBER :

That's it Blog No.50 last Blog for 2005.

Blogs 1 - 50 ... ........... BELOW

Emails : whorist@hotmail.com

50. Saturday 31st December : New Year will be late

Adjust your watches/clocks by one second : )

"Scientists are delaying the start of the New Year by adding the first "leap second" in seven years. The Paris Observatory said an extra second would be added to clocks worldwide at the stroke of midnight on 31 December.

Leap seconds are required every so often to keep our clocks in sync with solar time used by astronomers. "Enjoy New Year's Eve a second longer," said the researchers at the US National Institute of Standards and Technology.

The new leap second will be inserted at the end of the final minute of 2005, giving the familiar "six pip" BBC radio time signal an extra pip before the long pip marking the hour".

Comment : I dont think the Filipino's will worry about the one second difference. They usually start about 10/15mins before midnight , mainly cause all their clocks show different times. Punctuality not being particularly important in that neck of the woods : ) So if someone thinks its 12 midnight by their watch/clock they let off their fireworks and then everyone else follows. The din (noise) continues till about 12.30 m/n non stop , depending where you are. Nowadays I am indifferent to N.Years Eve , regardless of my location , which just goes to prove .... I am 'ageing'. And yes , we are adjusting our logo .. Big Ben by one second : )

49. Saturday 31st December : Success Strikes

Yikes , just looked at stats. December was the all time high for visitors. Record to beat previous records. FFF-2 has also become an all time great and 250% up on FFF-1.

Comment : So what can I whinge about ? Still not at levels I'd like. Ideally would like to travel non stop and write about same. Heard about this guy who started a club in England. Offered shares to patrons. They have access to books etc. Each drink gets a receipt with total of cash sales to date etc. That is , full transparency. So shareholders bring their friends along etc to boost profits. Club now worth in excess of 3 million with plans to franchise overseas , Hong Kong etc.

So whattya reckon ..... offer shares in whorist.com ? . Ways and means of making profit/s decided by shareholders. Readers are shareholders and 'profiteers'. The beauty of this is hundreds or thousands of brains (shareholders) are being utilised to take whorist.com up to the next level. Especially guys with computer savvy who can modernise the website. Others will have other kinds of 'contributions'. Whattya Reckon ? Any ideas ?

Disclaimer : You dont have to have brains but you do have to have shares , to have a say/profit in whorist.com : )

48. Saturday 31st December : Success Sucks

You know the student who started the "million dollar home page" and succeeded beyond his wildest dreams ? Someone sent me some propoganda re him.

My reply to this propoganda :

The last thing I want to do is 'arrive' , be successful. Its easier being a failure , and you can always whinge and cry on someones shoulder : ) Being successful aint all its made up to be ...................I know , I've been there before. Give me failure anytime ............ there's no fear of going 'down' , and there is always the possibility of going 'up' : )

47. Friday 30th December : New Year upon us

If your in the Philippines New Years Eve be wary of stray bullets. Yep , some folks die from gun ho types firing their arms at will , without thought of the consequences. Alternatively folks throwing 'home made' fireworks around willy nilly. Myself I make sure I have got a nice honey indoors with me that night. No outdoors for me N. Years Eve (Philippines).

46. Friday 30th December : Lost without Junk Email

"Ads mentioning real estate tycoon Donald Trump and those hawking "Penis Patch" body enhancements were among the top 10 junk emails in 2005, America Online (AOL) says. Noticeably absent? Porn. "Porn is passe when it comes to spam," AOL spokesman Nicholas Graham said.

Sexually suggestive emails took another tumble this year after slipping in popularity last year. AOL says more than half-a-trillion spam emails were blocked by AOL filters, slightly above 2004 levels. In 2005, AOL blocked an average of 1.5 billion spams per day".

Comment : Yeh , don't know about you , but I'd be lost without my junk email : )

45. Wednesday 28th December : Glittering Gift

See 44 below. Garry-no-Glitter was the Santa , giving U$2000 to each of the two girls families. They originally asked from between $5 & 10,000 but Garry bargained them down cause he had to give the largest (secret) 'gift' to the Prosecutors. So everyone got a piece of the cake and the 'rape' charge was dropped. The 'lewd acts' charge still stands , and carries a max of 12yrs and min of 6months. You can be sure Garry will give 'presents' again in respect of that charge and serve the minimum of 6 months , custodial time deducted. By the time he pays legal fees , bribes the judges etc he will be noticeably impoverished and a washed up man. Imagine the feeding frenzy if he was bold enough to return to England !

This idea of 'money talks' , only encourages well to do miscreants to travel to countries like Vietnam , Cambodia etc. The Thais are quite often too proud to accept bribes from foreigners. The Filipinos are wishy washy in this respect. Sometimes they do (accept bribes) , sometimes they dont. I do not travel to Cambodia and Vietnam cause of those countries sleazy images. Philippines is heading the same way. The older I get , the more I like Thailand : )

44. Tuesday 27th December : Santa Glitters

Santa presented Garry-no-Glitter a nice xmas present ... the rape charge (death penalty) has been dropped. Glitter still stands accused of lewd acts , which carries 12yrs.

Comment : Money may have changed hands. More money and he might slip out of the 'lewd' charge too ? Any which way , he is finished/kaput.

43. Monday 26th December : Survival & 'Dreams'

First survival , then the dreams : )

I survived Xmas day , did you ? Well done. Worst day in the Western World , I am sure. Normally I'm at d' Front , but made a tactical mistake in touring September instead of now .... December - January. Won't happen again. Yesterday , Xmas day I ate more junk food and drank beer , but today I am back on track again .... good food , no alcohol , and plenty of exercise. Looked in the mirror just now and suprised to see still losing weight. My 5kg gut is disappearing. I'll be flat around the waist sometime in the near future (fingers crossed).

I had very negative feelings on Xmas day , what about you ? Now that I survived that 'test' (day) , I'm beginning to get positive again. Expecting big things in 2006 ... the Year of d' Voyeur (Thommo). I don't expect my 2006 trips to be particularly exciting but then you never know. Main thing , there are four trips for me in 2006. If you can not afford to travel in 2006 then you might be able to travel through my eyes , without the need of an air ticket , visa etc : )

If 2006 is a success there might be even bigger things in 2007. Getting impatient , vegetating away in the conformist Western World. Getting the itch for Latin America , and no 3 week jaunt either , a big one , involving many South American countries. Will see. Dreams are made of this. If we can't afford to dream what can we afford to do ? : )

42. Monday 26th December : Santa Busy

No time to ring the bell : )

A mathemetician worked it out ... using a team of 220,000 reindeers , and a sled bigger than the titantic , santa had to visit 1,200 homes per second , to get the job done , time zones accounted for. Thats getting down the chimneys , eating the left food , dropping off the presents and getting back up the chimney again. This applied only to the worlds 'christian' homes , with an ave 2.5 eligible kids per home .. muslim buddhist homes etc were excluded.

Comment : And there I was sitting on my ass , eating junk food and drinking beer. What were you doin' whilst santa was taking it to the max ? Shaggin' yourself to death no doubt : )

41. Sunday 25th December : From the Team

Saun (too much sex : )

Mama-san - Matriarch : )

Thommo losing weight , not.

Merry Chrissy from the whorist.com team.

Remember , its the season of 'giving' , give her a good one , on behalf of those of us ... who are unable to be at d' Front right now (sob , sob). I'll drink a toast to your endeavours , this day.

40. Sunday 25th December : Xmas Day

Xmas Pussy. The Mongers favourite : )

39. Saturday 24th December : Emails we receive - Evil

"You are so evil. an evil, perverted old man that's what you are! and you are such a liar too! although i must admit that some of what you said in your perverted website about my country was true………… you are such an asshole! …………have you got anything to do about your life other than fucking whores? i hope you get aids/hiv or something …………………unlike you i have my filipino values. im educated in a good university, i speak good english"

Comment : I plead guilty to 'evil' and not guilty to all the other charges : ) Hope her vibrator batteries are fully charged. She'll need them during her lonely xmas/n.year. Might put her email address on the website , so everyone can wish her a merry xmas : )

38. Friday 23rd December : Women on Motorbikes

Most undignified says the Guvnr

The Governor of Northern Nigeria has banned females from being passengers on motorcycles. Male motorcyc taxi drivers are forbidden to accept female passengers , especially those who put their arm around the driver for stability. Governor said : "women straddling a motorcycle seat are most undignified and breach the Koran". "We are only obeying the law of Allah who says we should flee from fornication. We cannot tolerate a situation where women ride with men on a motorcycle"

Comment : It's 2005 Guv. Looks like your Koran needs updating. "Flee from fornication" ? I prefer our version : "go forth and multiply". But when you think of it , if they actually did 'flee from fornication' , there'd be less of them. Not a bad idea , Guv , not a bad idea : )

37. Thursday 22nd December : Grope of Death

This lot not worth dying for : )

A 20 yr old Japanese student accused a 40yr old Japanese man of groping her on the Hanwa to Osaka train line. When the train stopped , 'groper' jumped out and made a dash for it. Four guys pursued him and tackled him to the ground , but it was all too much for groper ... the size of her boobs and ass ... he died later in Hospital.

Comment : And yes there is an actual Gropers Guild in Japan , wherein gropers get tips on where and how to grope. The Hanwa train line is apparently gropers paradise , except for the lad above who died of a heart attack. In Japan , the max penalty for groping is 7yrs imprisonment. Remember that , if and when , your ever in a Japanese KTV : )

36. Wednesday 21st December : Sign Language

Official German Street sign

Official Whorist Street sign : )

Germany is gearing up for the World Cup. Prostitution is illegal in certain areas , so authorities are going to produce street signs that foreign whores can understand , as above.

Comment : No doubt some enterprising lad will come along and paint out the red line and then all the girls will lean against that particular sign post .... see our recommended sign above , to the right : )

35. Wednesday 21st December : I'm Doomed

This is the devil. You wont find it in any weight loss programme either : )

Let myself down the other night ... cracked ... bought chocolates and three boxes of cheese cakes , yes three , to carry me over Chrissy period. Ate all the chocolate and one box of Cheesecake. Next morning put the other two cheesecake boxes in the trash can , disgusted with myself. Next night urge returned again , went back to Supermarket and bought chocolate again but no cheese cake. I am doomed. Fat guy of the future it seems. Gotta blame someone , blame Agent.1. who told me to come to Philippines September 2005 cause best time , yet she wasnt even in Cebu and in five weeks could not produce one chick ex Manila. If she had not promoted September I would have been in Philippines right now eating pussy , not chocolate and cheese cake : )

34. Tuesday 20th December : Nobody gives a Fuck

Email from David :

"... Next day headed down to Manila and caught a taxi to Ermita about 30 mins no traffic, on the way believe it or not , what looked to be like a homeless person had hanged himself on the bay front close to the US embassy from one of the trees on the path by the beach, now what gets me this guy is swinging, only 3 feet from the ground, and its fucking 11 am in the morning, many people are on that blvd, and nobody helped this guy lifting his legs up or got involved, so If you are looking to get attention from somebody, don't do it there because it seems nobody gives a fuck ....... David" (Field Report Manila)

Comment : Thats right , nobody gives a stuff. All a Filipino is worried about is : 1. personal day to day survival 2. their immediate family members .... no one else matters. No doubt if we were in their situation , we'd do the same. We are all a product of our environment : )

33. Tuesday 20th December : Austria needs Sperm

Some lads dontating to the Sperm Bank.

"An Austrian fertility clinic in Thalheim, Upper Austria, made a public appeal for soldiers to come forward and offer their services to help keep the institute going".

Ramona Schausberger, a medical assistant at the clinic, said: "There are many couples out there who cannot conceive without the help of donors, and the number of men making donations has steadily dwindled, that's why we appealed to the army for help."

Comment : Offer their services or offer their sperm ? No problem , just do the rounds at the Bangkok Massage Parlours and you'd fill a container tank with the stuff : )

32. Monday 19th December : Japan challenges Google

Japan is putting together twenty firms and learning institutions including : Matsushita , Hitachi , Fujitsu , Tokyo Uni and Tokyo Institute of Technology to produce a search engine to rival Google. Billions of Yen have been allocated towards this end.

Comment : Google 'own' the word search engine. I dont think twenty institutions with hundreds of people involved will do the trick. Interesting to see what the Japanese come up with. Hope its in English : )

31. Monday 19th December : Joy in the East (Phil/Thailand)

If I was at d' Front I'd have something to talk about but being confined to the Clock Tower .... not a lot happening. Add to that newspapers arent reporting much cause there aint much happening at this time of the year , nothing concerning mongers anyway. Lots happening at the d' Front , kilogrammes of spunk being deposited nightly and lots of cash changing hands. Hangovers included. Xmas is a pain in the West , a joy in the East (Phil/Thailand).

30. Sunday 18th December : Time to pounce - Philippines

Pic courtesy : www.babae.com Filipina

If your in the Philippines right now and take GoGo Bar or Casa (Whore House) girls you'd better hurry , the girls are about to take off to their home province and village. But if your seeking a bit of adventure , its time to pounce with the non pay for play girls who's need for money is at its greatest right now. Nothing more important than for a Filipina to have money at Christmas time. Use this to your advantage ... place yourself amidst the non whores and semi whores ..... they need your money , right now : )

Comment : Wish I was there taking advantage of the yuletide season : ) Philippines for Chrissy New Year season , not Thailand. Thais go through the motions for falangs , Filipinos get the motion going .... thats the difference.

29. Saturday 17th December : Tuk Tuks - Thailand

A new environmentally friendly tuk tuk running on natural gas has been introduced in Thailand. Development assisted by Ministry of Energy. Currently there are 7,400 tuk tuks in Bangkok alone.

Comment : I would have thought the government 'd be encouraging buses not tuk tuks. My least favoured form of transport .. tuk tuks , especially the drivers who take every falang for a sucker.

28. Saturday 17th December : GoGo Bitch Petchara

Hay Thommo remember Petchara 2003 swallowed but asked too much 2000 short time and demanded a 500 tip ... Gavin

Comment : Yeh , in your dreams pal : )

27. Friday 16th December : Thailand

Bangkok GoGo Girl - Petchara

Babe pictured above was formerly a GoGo girl in Bangkok , then spotted by a porn photographer , becoming an instant hit on the Internet earning more money , without the need to suck cocks etc. From there she has begun her movie career with a 'bit' part in "She's Ann" (Thailand) , showing some flesh : ) Her name : Petchara , aka , Vivian Lin.

Comment : What I am wondering , did some of our readers bar fine her before she entered internet porn and the movies ? During her GoGo days (NEP ?) did she suck your cock ? Anyway , we can forget about her now ... she'd be Baht20/50,000 ST. Nice face : )

26. Friday 16th December : Excitement

"A life full of excitement is an exhausting life in which continually stronger stimuli are needed to give the thrill that has come to be thought of as an essential part of pleasure" ...... "The ability to endure periods of boredom is essential for a happy life" ............. Bertrand Russell

Comment : Well Berty knew a thing or two. Just remember , when your bored your 'happy' : ) Justifies my current situation .. vegetating away whilst waiting for my next dose of excitement .... thailand/philippines : )

25. Thursday 15th December : More Virgins

Seems there are too many virgins in South Africa nowadays. The official virgin inspection stations at S.A Festivals are barely coping. The biggest inspection for virginity is at the infamous Zulu Reed Festival. The South African Parliament (political correctness) is trying to outlaw these time honoured practices , however , Zulu Princess Thembi Zulundlovu (Reed Festival) wants the inspections to continue.

Comment : No doubt the virgin verifications are an integral part of the Festivals success. I've written to the Princess and offered to help her with the workload : )

24. Thursday 15th December : Smell from Hell

Sponsored by cough medicine company Benylin , the C2C British Rail Company is introducing a special 'no cough' carriage on its London to Essex run. Coughing rates as the No.8 annoyance on Brit trains. However , farting is the No.1 annoyance. There are no plans to provide a 'no fart carriage' , most probably cause there is no sponsor , and everyone would want to get into that one carriage : )

Comment : Reminds me of the "ladies only" chairs in the Internet Cafe Philippines (FFF2). Korean owners didnt want their korean girls sitting on 'smelly' seats of 'foreign' (filipino/americano) males : ) .............Smelly pussies .... now thats something different , and fortunately doesnt happen often : )

23. Wednesday 14th December : Virgin

Virgin Galactic are offering space trips at around $200,000. Thirty mins in outerspace , 5 mins in weightlessness. No mention of 'Frequent Flyer' points , or if the hosties are virgins : ) Imagine how many Baht1000 (U$25) LON's $200,000 would buy ya. My artithmetic says 8 million. Ooops , soon corrected by readers : 8,000 LON's. Enough ? : )

I wonder how many lads are doin' the same as me ... vegetating away , waiting for the next 'escape' ?

Local library has re-located to smaller premises , gone are 90% of books that were previously on shelves (Lonely Planet etc). Appears one has to order in book of choice. Now , 75% of the books that are on shelves are Adult Fiction. Poor souls , reading about it , but not doing it. Politically correct no doubt. Our lives are becoming more sanitized : )

Xmas wish : Back to 2001 weight , and new mini 'Snoopy Camera' : )

22. Monday 12th December : Pot Pourri

Losing 5kgs : )

It's Monday , what can I say ..... guy in South Korea plays computers games at the local Internet Cafe for 10 days without sufficient rest. Combination of exhaustion and excitement at the games he's playing and his heart gives out .... dead. Addictions .... dont let em kill ya or bankrupt ya : )

Guy in Austria enters bank with scalf around his face intent on robbing. Takes the shortest queue . He says 'give me money'. She says 'wrong queue , next one'. He looks at long queue next to him and leaves the bank. Teller realises later he wanted to rob the bank.

Miss World looks sweet but doesnt look sexy. That figures , coming from Iceland (cold : ) No bathing costume shot of her yet either , so cant really say , but she looks too 'policitally correct'. Added to that she says she is "ambitious". Beware ambitious babes : )

Yeh plenty or robberies , this time in NewZealand. Guy rings up on his cellphone and says 'I'm the guy who robbed the bank yesterday , not enough money' (words to that effect). 'Get Bank Manager to stand out front of bank with a bag of money'. Policeman substitutes for Bank Manager and waits outside bank with bag in hand. Robber calls again and says he doesnt like what he sees (policeman ?) asks for a new spot to pick up bag. Didnt front new spot. They traced him to the cellphone he used.

No.12 Blog December 6th below .... said I wanted to lose 5kg .... well in 10 days have lost 2.2kg. Great , I've had a win. 2.8 to go and keep it off ... simple as that : )

21. Saturday 10th December : Not allowed to Die

"The mayor of a Brazilian town is trying to bring in a law making it illegal for residents to die. Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva, of Biritiba-Mirim, came up with the idea because the town's only cemetery is full.

He wants to bring in a law that would see relatives of people who die before their time face fines or even jail".

Comment : As I have said many times before : "Bizarre Brazil".

20. Saturday 10th December : Soccer 'n Sex

"A pleasure dome for soccer World Cup fans seeking more than pitch-side entertainment has opened in Berlin in anticipation of next year's tournament.

It boasts a Turkish bath, two saunas, two cinemas and up to 100 working girls offering round-the-clock sex. As many as 650 clients can be entertained at one time".

Comment : Dont be surprised if Soccer attendances are down : )

19. Saturday 10th December : Italians Tax Sex

Italy is considering a 20% tax on porn etc.

Comment : The Government will lose a lot of votes : ) Imagine a sales tax on barfines ? ! Anything is possible. "Those missing out , trying to make life miserable for those getting it" : )

18. Friday 9th December : Glitter tries a 'Jacko'

Garry Glitter has now admitted to sleeping with a 11yr old girl. He said "no sex". So it seems he is trying the Jackson strategy , that is 'I like children but dont have sex with them'. He's getting in deeper with this latest admission of his. Any which way , he is doomed.

17. Friday 9th December : A woody that lasts

Dutch craftwork - Table Trust the Dutch .... deviates extra-ordinaire : )

"Erotic furniture based on the female body with boobs for doors and bums for drawers is the latest fad in Holland.

Cabinet maker Mario Philippona has designed a range of stylish wooden cupboards, wardrobes and tables using the female anatomy as his inspiration".

Comment : He's on a winner here. Umpteen Brothel owners around the world would be customers for starters. Beats the old wooden penis salt and pepper shakers : )

16. Friday 9th December : Police Duped - Buenos Aires

Carla Aquilera was placed in the Buenos Aires mens prison by mistake. She was then transferred to the Womens prison but complained and wanted to be sent back to be with the men.

Comment : Word has it , she is no relation to Christina Aquilera. Think Carla should be transferred back with the men , they might have some use for 'her' , masculine as she is. Masculine women ? no thanks ..... Asian babes for me : )

15. Friday 9th December : German Brothel Prospers

Germany : Berlins Schulz & Co Brothel has found a way to brighten up their usually dull Mondays.

They have offered those collecting their Social Security pay next door every second Monday , discount sex. Jobless Bernd Gramm, 48, said: "Before I could only have my fun once every couple of months, if that. But now I can go twice a month for a rock-bottom price, and the quality of the service still remains the same."

Gina, one of the brothel's employees, said: "Monday was always a slow day and we never used to have more than three clients. But this Monday we've already got twenty".

Thommo : I am sure the taxpayers , who in effect provide the dole , will be pleased to know where their money is being spent : )

14. Thursday 8th December : Filipino's Rejoicing

Carnival like celebrations in Manila

The Flips do not have many wins , but they did at the recent SE Asia 'Olympics' , winning most of the medals , much to the chagrine of folks like the Thai Prime Minister , who claimed 'wholesale cheating'. Cheating ? Filipinos cheating ? : )

Comment : Its nice to see the Flips have a win now and then.

13. Thursday 8th December : Philippines

Victims of US Atrocities (the sign reads)

Following alleged rape of Filipina by six US Marines , folks come out of the closet. At a guess 90% of Filipinos like Americans. But , wherever you are , always remember you might be in the midst of some 10% ers .... if action starts , you will be quickly outnumbered , and feeling very sore in hospital the next day. Personally witnessed such , incl hospital visit next day ... guy hansum before the rumble , face all stitched up (broken bottles) and not very hansum after : )

Comment : Some folks think they can do things in Phil/Thailand that they can not do in their home country. At your peril , at your peril : )

12. Tuesday 6th December : Snoopy Camera - FFF

In addition to my new camera purchased in August (Camera.1.) , I am waiting on the arrival of my 'snoopy' camera (No.2). Arrives from Japan late December , early January they said. It is miniature , and takes low light pics without the need of flash. Going to use No.1 camera for scenes , buildings , day shots and No.2. miniature camera for night shots , especially of people , preferably women. If all goes well , the girls wont even know their pic has been taken .... it's specially designed for 'snoopy' voyeuristic shots : )

Lots more pics in FFF from this point on. Regular shots and some 'snoopy' shots. Mischievous : )

In addition , I'm in the process of losing weight. This time 4years ago I was 5kgs lighter and 9.5cms slimmer in the waist. Trying to get back there (2001) , not for the girls , just for me , plus ... its getting harder to get into my best trousers nowadays , especially when I've drunk a few beers. Apart from that , nuttin happening until I throw out my line .. FFF in January.

11. Monday 5th December : Another bright one

Another theft , this time in Marion Indiana (USA). Thief stole 19 packages of meat from a store. Policeman approached him on exit. Thief managed to get himself and meat in car and drive off. Panicking , he decided to get rid of the evidence , dropping parcels of meat out the window as he drove along. Unfortunately he dropped the last parcel of meat right outside where he was living.

Comment : Thief wasnt bright and didnt need a bright policeman to track him down either : )

10. Monday 5th December : Impatient

A car was checked into a Moscow workshop for a new paint job and brakes. The thief stole the car as soon as the paint job was finished. He crashed at the first intersection (no brakes).

Comment : Thats what ya call a bad break/brake.

9. Monday 5th December : Implants

First it was breast implants , now they have performed a face implant. When are they going to have Penis Implants ? Need one soon : )

8. Saturday 3rd December : Beer Promo Girls Exploited - Cambodia

Yeh , they used to have the same scene in Cebu City ... 'Promo Girls' , who were always open to suggestions : )

Womens activists in Cambodia are complaining cause they say "the beer promoter girls are placed in a risky environment". Quite true.

Channa a Cambodian 'beer promoter girl' said : she sometimes accepted money from male clients in return for sexual services because of the need to boost her meager income of about 55 US dollars a month. "This job make me lose my dignity because the majority of clients abuse me" , the mother of two said at a discussion on sexual health issues in Cambodia recently.

Comment : Well if fuckin ya' for a sum of money is abusing ya , dont take the money ! If there is some other kind of other abuse ok , not acceptable , find another job. Girls are sometimes exploited I know , but girls exploit the guys need for ' relief ' too. Its not all one way (exploitation). That gal in the pic can exploit me anytime she wants : )

7. Saturday 3rd December : Restricted Access to Internet - Thailand

Bangkok - "Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra Friday vowed to block all access to website pornography by year-end , although details on how the government will do so remain fuzzy". He has called in Internet experts , Web Hosts , Internet Providors etc , and is determined to prevent access to porn sites.

Comment : Wonder if that means no access to sex sites like whorist.com , whilst in Thailand ? Does that mean I upload "Fishin For Fun" but can't access it to see if its uploaded successfully ? More restrictions fella's. Where will it end ?

6. Friday 2nd December : Sex whilst Asleep

Jan Luedecke 33yrs fell asleep with a woman on a couch. The woman woke up to find Jan fucking her. Sleep experts and psychiatrists both testified that he suffered from sexsomnia : "the predilection to have sex whilst asleep". Jan was also a sleep walker.

Comment : I knew a guy who liked to have sex with gals whilst he was awake but girl asleep. Takes all kinds : ) In fact this idea haunted me for about 30yrs when I decided to try it myself. After first one when gal woke up , trained her not to worry , carry on sleeping. After 2 or 3 of those , I gave up , couldnt see anything in it. PS : A small prick and a tube of KY Gel helps : )

5. Friday 2nd December : Paying for Sex

London : According to a recently released study : "One in eleven British men have paid for sex"

Comment : I say , one way or another , 11 of the 11 have paid for sex. And those who did not pay up front paid the most : )

4. Thursday 1st December : Falang Informers - Thailand

Foreigners are volunteering to spy on fellow foreigners in Thailand. Dressed in T. Shirts , Shorts and Thongs , they sit at Bars trying to pick up incriminating evidence to pass on to the Thai Police. This m.o. is apparently happening in Patong Phuket right now.

Comment : Watch your ass , wherever you are.

3. Thursday 1st December : Small Holes

"Cardiff University Scientists claim to have developed machinery that could drill the worlds smallest hole".

Thommo : I've had that equipment all along ... (my prick : )

2. Thursday 1st December : Kiss of Death

A young Canadian girl allergic to peanuts died within a few days of her boyfriend kissing her. He had previously been scoffing peanut butter.

Comment : You heard it first on whorist.com : )

1. Thursday 1st December : Fat Assed Women

Western women are getting so fat , current needles are not long enough. Up to 50% of the injection lodges in their fat , which can lead to infections etc. Longer needles are now needed to get through the fat to the actual target.

Comment : I often see a young couple , woman size of a baby jumbo (elephant) , guy still young and respectable weight , and wonder how the hell he could sire their newly born baby. Sight of all that fat would make my dick go down ........... : )

BLOGS above

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NOTE : The following section below , is NOT added to as the month progresses.

NEXT TRIP ................ "Fishin for Fun - 3" ............... JANUARY 2006

BUDDING AUTHORS

Apparently inspired by "Fishin for Fun" , some budding authors have come out of the closet.

Their handiwork is below.

Worth a read , and hope we receive more of the same in the future ............... T

INTERESTING STORY ..... by Andy

Note : Andy if I have got your posting name wrong , please advise. Nice 'human interest' story. More please ............ T

"Remember me Thommo? I'm one that said I had some stories to tell you about my internet friends.
Let's go..............................

Before I start I just want to say something about me. I’m American. My father’s family was from the Ukraine and my mother was from Japan. So I guess that makes me ½ Jap. I am retired, 51 years old and divorced. 3 kids but not living with me.

And I’m having I guess should we say relationship with girl in the Philippines. I’ve known her for 4 years (should have broke it off long time ago) Don’t think I love her but help her with money and paid for her nursing school that she has completed. She has 3 kids (that’s bad) and her husband left a long time ago. She’s nice looking and very nice. We write and chat a lot on the internet. I have her mail, pictures and gifts here she sent me. But never seen her in person yet.

I tried recently to tell her it’s over but after all the crying and worrying I decided to put it off some more. She gave me so many responses (just like out of a book) that I was feeling sorry again for her. So I guess I can live with it. At least for now.

But I did write her and tell her that I really don’t think I love her and if she cannot make it to the US in a couple of years it will be over. (again, another mistake I made) So she’s happy for now. Since she knows how I feel, maybe in time she can adjust her thinking.

You see already that I have a problem with feeling sorry for her as well as anybody that is poor. I want to help. I’m not happy unless I give but I’m also not rich. If I win the big lotto I give to everybody.

Well anyways, here’s some stupid things I’ve done in the last 30 days.

Let’s say Part 1.

This is about my internet acquaintances. I was looking on www.jasmin.com website and looking around at the girls there.
I saw one that looked nice so I clicked to enter the free chat and saw the most beautiful girl there with keyboard in hand. She looked like Erika from a soap opera here in US from years past. Let’s call her Erika. Well built, pretty face, nice tits. I thought to myself, wow!. Because I normally don’t look at anything but asian girls. Well, I do look at other girls but I prefer slant eyes Asians.

She had her legs propped up and had see thru panties. You could see a nice line in her pants. Like a pencil line. And we were typing back and forth along with a lot of other guys that were seeing the same thing as I. Some of guys were asking her if she was shaved or hairy.
I was lol and I reminded all the guys. “hey guys, you can’t see that line in her panties?”

She was just staring at the screen (no facial expression) but maybe ready to bust out laughing. Well, by this time I was horny. I asked her “where are you from?”
She said Romania. (I was thinking, wow!!! Let me book a plane to Romania) ha ha
She asked me where I was from. I told her USA.
She said “USA!!!!”

She told me her parents are retired living in Florida..
And she’s attending college in Romania and that she is Romanian.
She told me she will be coming in December to visit them (now really excited)
Well, let’s move on.

She made me so horny that I decided to break out my pre-paid mastercard. This is first time I will actually spend some cash just to view someone on a 17 inch screen. So I spend $29.99 and saw her for 10 minutes. ($2.99 per minute)
Actually the 10 min was not enough so I paid for another 10 min.
Wow! Finger licking good.

She give me her email address, cellphone number and add me to her yahoo messenger. Wow, how lucky I am!!!!! (another mistake)
So now it’s a habit. I’m hanging around her chat room.
Few days go by and I decided to call her. (I have free card here)
I can’t get the number to work. We’re online so she asked me what’s my phone #
A moment later the phone rings and it’s her. Wow!
She sounds like eastern European.. Talking over 200 MPH I can’t understand most of what she is saying but I understand some. (kind of cute)

Few more days pass by. Then she told me her living conditions, etc……
Well, I’m feeling sorry for her now so I told he I will send her a western union for $100.00 USD
And I told her I will not visit her private chat anymore. (too much money)

2 weeks go by and one night at her chat room she mentioned she needs a 50$ for her college tuition and it’s on Monday.
Here you say $50.00, there it’s 50$. (don’t really know what’s the difference)
Ok I told her I’ll send you $100.00 USD (I’m a dumb ass)
So total I give her was $200 USD and 2 prvt chats which I know she make some $$ on it.
Well, that was last one with her.

I still have her added to my ym messenger but I’m in invisible mode. She comes on there a lot. Hoping that I will start a conversation with her so she can ask me for more money. But I just never reply. Since I’m invisible, she thinks I’m offline.
But hey, she has my email address but no mail there.

Think she’s figured out now that she has no help from me anymore.
She's probably has a mansion there. And maybe husband too.

Thommo, reason for no more with her is I picked up with another girl.
Yup , in fact, I Have 3 more.

To be Continued" (Part.2.) ..............

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SHAKEDOWN @ LA.CAFE ..... by Robert

Hi Friends

At LA Cafe last month I encountered a shakedown artist, very pretty 24-year-old who is about five feet six inches tall barefoot, has light skin and is of Spanish, not Mexican ancestry along with being part Filipina. She has a rather "narrow" face and "long" nose, does not look Filipina at all. She works late night/early morning hours (I got her at 3:30AM Weds), only heard her name once it sounded like "Efelda." D cup boobs! Great figure.

Her scam is to cause a scene when you pay her and insist on 4000 pesos (she agreed to 1000 pesos, I had her for 4 hours and with so many women there no need to pay more than 1000 pesos). She threatened to go to the cops and tell some "friends" of hers who would supposedly come after me.

She exhibited crazy behavior earlier while with me, such as INSISTING I cum when she did and that I MUST concentrate to do that. She also unloaded her personal problems on me immediately after meeting me.

That actually helped me because I did not want to hassle the staff at Pearl Manila Hotel to remove her (that hotel has about $38 walk-up rate, free breakfast buffet, in-room safe with digital lock and rooms start on 10th floor, high above traffic noise).

I asked what her dead daughter would think her of her trying to cheat me and I talked of how she must have loved her daughter very much. I offered her another 1000 pesos and had her out in 2 minutes. Psch 101.

I also found that there were plenty of pretty ladies on the first floor and most of the freelancers at LA Cafe will not insist on condom, esp. after first session.

I book hotel rooms thru internet agencies (although I no longer will use Precision Reservation because of slow service) and rates have gone down 20% just since last Jan. Even at Makati's Hotel Intercontinental, next to Manila's most upscale mall, Glorietta Mall (lowest priced room $105 in Jan., now $82).

Regards, Robert

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MANDAUE MANOUVRES ..... by Dick

Thommo,

As you are turning into an abstinent voyeur there is still some whorist work to do in the Philippines.
One of my last days in Cebu i remembered previous good times at an old, run down girlie bar in Mandaue, the Triple 888 II in AS Fortuna. I went there alone to check it out again.

When you come from downtown to Mandaue you have to turn to the right as soon as you hit AS Fortuna. Its the quiet extension towards the sea of the busy AS Fortuna street heading to Talamban/Cebu. After a hundred meter or so down the road you see a bar sign to your right.

Before entering the place I met some attentive girls at the kiosk next door. I started joking with them and they proved to be the dancers of the Triple 888 II later on. I was entering the place at the beginning of the week and at 10 p.m. i was the only customer. No girl on the dance floor, no aircon on, one could smell the rest rooms. Dark corners, plastic furnitures, in brief, a really sleezy place.

As I entered some girls were rushing inside behind me and offering me a chair in a dark corner, directly under the aircon, with a good view on the small dance podium. And they switched on the aircon which made the smell fast disappear. A nice girl with quite some tits (QST) was sitting next to me, wearing trousers and a blouse. A lot of talking and making fun started with about 3 or 4 of them and then they asked the obligatory question for the ladies drinks. They charge PHP 100 as entrance fee, 150 for the ladies drink and 60 for your beer.

One girl started dancing - pretty good figure and nice performance. She took of the gear all the way. Inspiring, somehow. I bought a ladies drink for QSM who was sitting next to me behind a table, with our backs to the wall. I looked at her as closely as the dim light allowed. She was beginning of her twenties and about a 7, I would say. And I was still pretty sober at that time. After the ladies drink arrived the lady went to the 'CR' as they call it here. Sh..., I thought, you buy them a drink and they leave you alone.

Another girl started talking to me and then the first one came back. In a very short skirt and some black kind of bra this time. Nice surprise. She was coming very close to me and starting to carous my jeans at the right places. The other one continued joking with increasingly sexual connotation but in a in a laid back and humorous way. So I bought a ladies drink for her too. I liked her full lips (FL). QST was disappearing again and FL was coming closer and closer.

The music was not so bad for the place and some local customers were slowly dropping in. Dance performance was all right and the dancers were middle class, but showing more than I saw so far in Cebu. QST returned with a really, really short miniskirt, this time without wearing anything under it. She took my hand and placed it right on her pussy. Again a nice surprise.

UNDER THE TABLE

After another round of ladies drinks FL was disappearing under the table and starting with a dedicated BBBJ whereas QST was removing her bra and giving me access to whatever I wanted to access. It didnt take all too long.

Alltogether 900 PHP bill and PHP 500 as a tip for the two girls. And maybe I will go there again next time I shall return to Cebu. If one likes the sleezy local bars Tiple 888 II is well worth a try.

As you can read I was working hard on checking out 'indecent' whorist places in Cebu, though maybe not as hard as FL was working on me and definitely not as hard as it was turning back home after some weeks South East Asia.

Dick

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Robert Marley and his 'catch' , most unusual looking specimen indeed. Reminds me of a PNG pamook meri : ) And by the way ... Robert is no relation to Bob : ) Thanks Robert .. brought back memories of PNG.

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THAI TIPS ..... by Catman

Two strategies for locating those non-LON p4p bunnies that have worked for many others are:

1) Internet dating services. Entails perusing dating websites while one is still in home territory (e.g., clocktower)
, chatting up the prospects on line and arranging 'dates' for your next arrival.

2) Chat up the retail clerks in shops and malls near farang-friendly nightlife areas. Entails handing out either hotel card or small card with your mobile phone # or
email addy to the clerks. Or simply arrange to meet them later, e.g., at restaurant X at the end of their shift. This works best if you speak some Thai.

Using m.o.s 1 ) and 2) will yeild some LONs, some goodie ladys and some mixed players.

These m.o.s will produce large numbers of hits. Up 2 U to be selective.

Chok dii,

CatMan

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PAUL

Yours is in the Manila Field Reports Section. Thanks ....... T

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DICK

Yours is in the Cebu Field Reports Section. Thanks ......... T

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ASSORTED EXPERIENCES ..... by Tia

I am a regular traveler to southeast asia, I am a ................ from ..............city, I am ..........years old did enjoy the girls in Asia. I´ve been in Thailand, The Philippines, Lao, Cambodia, Nepal, India, Indonesia and Myanmar

NEPAL

Once I enjoyed a funny experience in Nepal, as many of the readers should know, Nepal is not a good place for mongering, but if staying there for 6 months anyone can find some interesting places for a bang. This places are called restaurant with dance or restaurant with cabin, as most of the countries not used to mongers they are made for locals, but they never reject a foreigner as they cleverly understand we could be charged more for the same "service". In these restaurants the price of drinks and food is more then double of the average local place, but of course is still cheap, for example a big San miguel (made in Nepal) not as good as Pinoy is about 2 USD$, you have more than two full glasses, and is possible to eat momo, a kind of asian ravioli for the same price of the beer, inviting the dancer to drink is the same price as if the drink is for yourself. In the premises is not possible to fuck the girl, but is possible to arrange it after closing time which is pretty early (10PM).Some of these restaurants are not into this arrangements, but others are.

The funny situation became at the end of my 6 months staying when I was having dinner in one of those restaurants, normally in other places I was never asked if I wanted to be with one of the dancers, but this time the pimp-maitre came to me asking if I wanted company during my dinner, I accepted and a small but well proportionated girl was already sitting really close and started grabbing my legs and going up!,

First I offered a drink to the girl, and 10 minutes later the pimp starting to push me with more drinks for the girl and others, and his "offer" to take out the girl was incredibly expensive for nepalese standards, he quoted the barfine at 90 USD$, I was a bit drunk and started laughing after the ridiculous offer, it was a bit dangerous for me being in that dirty hole away from my residence in Khatmandu and without any other foreigner in a square mile! But I was not so drunk to be at least ready for any strange situation, i inmediately changed my atitude explaining the pimp-maitre that next day I was flying to Bangkok where I can have a LT for just about 20USD$, that´s why I was laughing.

He decreased the price to 50USD$ saying that this was normal nepalese price, I dídn´t believe it as a normal monthly income there is about 75 USD$, maybe he thought that I was bargaining but this wasn´t my intention, I was not going to pay for a very normal girl this big amount, specially the day I was celebrating my travel to the land of smiles. So I ordered the bill and left as fast as I could, because I didn´tlike the reaction of the pimp after my explanations, but at least I learned that in Khatmandu is not so difficult to find a banging oportunity as many think.

I know also the story of a very cute nepali who married a spanish guy whom met at a restaurant with dance, this was a "luxurious one" located near the 5 star hotel called "Yak and yeti". Yeah the place had a sophisticated look´the waitresses where dressed in skirts, not so mini as nepalese are very conservative,I went there for a dinner and to observe the female staff of course, this was the most beautiful girl there and started chatting, she told me she had a spanish boyfriend and was curious for her to met her 2nd spaniard in her life,we are not many traveling to Nepal,and most of them are just heading to the Himalayas avoiding little dark local restaurants, so I was frustrated when I knew she had a boyfriend and specially knowing that he is spanish, so could be me if coming before to the rest.!!!

Later on I went back to the restaurant and I met the guy, he has a bussiness in KTM and stays half of the year there, he told he is going to marry her in 2 months, which i thought it was never going to be my purpose, I wanted to ask him for the sex relations, in nepal is really strange for the girls to have premarriage sex relations, but i didn´t have enough confidence or beers!! to ask him about it.

PHILIPPINES

I´ve been there two times spending 2 months and 45 days., first time I visited all Luzon, from Legaspi to Vigan and Ifugao land, Angeles of course, Cebu, Masbate and Negros. It was a fantastic experience for many reasons, of course you guess one of them:GIRLS,guapitas, maganda babae!! Being an spanish it is a lot of fun to hear many of our words remaining in the tagalog,

The americans tried their best to eliminate spanish habits and customes but luckily they were not enterily succesful. I experienced the nice feeling of being observed by many young pretty girls specially in small but urban places as Masbate or Negros(less).In Cebu I had a very nice experience with two 18 years old students, I met them in Colon street, they were goimg to an openair party in Osmeña circle, the famous sinoluk festival was coming and this was one of the pre-concerts, we took the same jeepney, that´s why I met them, I didn´t know before about the concert, so for me it was big fun, just sitting next to one of this little pretty things I was already having an erection, wich actually they noticed through the trousers, they were inocently laughing at it and I was a bit concerned as I thought they were not pros.

I invited them to drink a couple of beers in a small karaoke local stand next to osmeña circle, we sing 4 or 5 songs, and started my aproach, we left the place in direction to the garden of the concert, one of the girls started to feel bad cause of the beer, she was not used to drink, her friend taking care of her and me watching the situation as remembering when I was 19 years younger. After a while I told them if she was not feeling well we could go to my room in downtown and rest for a while and so we did, my erction was returning during the taxi short trip.

We reached my hotel and one of the girls, the one who was feeling not so good was refusing to came in, then i told her not to be scared that I was a good man and she was with her friend, she finally agreed and upstairs with the elevator. Already in the room i sugested to take a shower in order to feel better, she accepted but wanted me to turn back, not to see her taking out her clothes, at that moment i was still more excited but knowing a threesome was really dificult with this premises, but i was having fun at least with these 2 young beauties.

They went toghether to the shower, I wanted to be a voyeur but i couldn´t see because they locked the door, but they were laughing inside and i asked them about the funny thing, but continue laughing, finally they came out of the bathroom fully dressed again and saying they were O.K but leaving, I claimed their cellphone numbers wich they gave me, 2 kisses and bye bye, so after this failure I was really horny.

I followed one of the pimps in pelaez street to Jonquera (name of a catalan city) area where I chose big breasted lady, went to my room for short time, I wanted here to BJ but she refused, so I put my cock beetween her big tits and gave her some lingerie I use to carry as stockings, panties and high heeled shoes, now I didn´t need too much more, watching this whore fully sexy dressed. Paid 600 pesos to the pimp and gave her 100 p tip. Next day I called the 2 young beauties but they cheated me, the numbers they gave me where not useful, then started to think, what I did wrong, and finally thought, they were not pros, and maybe in their second chance to fish a foreigner they will be more open, hope I could be one of the fishermen in the near future.

I agree with you quality before quantity !!!

Tia

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SOI COWBOY - Bangkok ..... by Panman

I have a brief report and plan to follow up with greater detail later, but wanted to post a warning to punters visiting in near future. Soi Cowboy, selected a lovely lass from Doll House yet after brief shower and only ten minutes of friskiness once in my room, she was saying "hurry up" "finish" etc. By 20 min she was saying these and similar almost constantly repeating and getting more unpleasant and angry. I asked her to leave and return half the $ & she took a swipe at me and said she would call police. Not that familar with BKK, I let her go & said I'd speak to the Mama san. Twice I went to Doll House to speak with Mama san, but was told Mama san not in. Twice I left the name of the girl: Samrein Thong (aka Noi) with the person who appeared to be in charge with a strong complaint and a request that at least my bar fine be returened. All I got was you come back when Mama san here. Recommend folk avoid the Doll House until a more responsible mamgement is in place. And avoid Samrein Thong (Noi) short, well-endowed, sexy and remarkably mean - at all costs. - Panman

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Fishin for Fun ............... January 2006

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LOLITA'S Bangkok ..... by Mr Daddy

Went out at 17:30, just in time to catch a thunderstorm which stretched the usual thirty minute trip to the BTS to an hour and a half. After loitering outside On Nut for a couple of cigarettes I hit the platform and finally pulled into Nana station two hours after leaving the condo. It was wet there as well. And hot. It was too wet and too hot.

The plan for the evening was to put a stop to the rumours and my curiosity regarding Ruby's Massage on Soi 6. The fabled den where you can take two girls for 90 minutes at the bargin price of 1250bht. I walked down Soi 6. I couldn't find it. I walked back up Soi 6. Still couldn't find it. I walked back down Soi 6, exploring every nook and cranny. It doesn't exist, certainly not on Soi 6 anyway. It seems some things are too good to be true.

So, now I'm in Nana, it's wet and hot and I'm in the mood for trying somewhere new. I'll be blowed if I'm taking a two hour trip, just to jump back on the skytrain. I'll be blowed... hmm... I'm after a cheap night and Lolita's is less than 5 minutes away, I'm off.

I'm pretty hungry so I stroll past the turning to Lolita's, scoping it out on the way, and call into the Italian further up on the left. Then it's off to the bar. The talent waiting outside is severly lacking in talent but I never expected much for 700bht. I picked the smallest, most innocent looking girl I could see (who wasn't actually that small and didn't look very innocent) and went inside. There were probably about ten girls to choose from and I really couldn't have done much better.

After a swift Tiger it was upstair for the action. I knew the room was only separated by curtains and didn't have a problem with that, what caused issues was the size of the space. At 6'3" I'm fairly tall and couldn't get comfortable without my feet poking out from beneath the drape. I decided if people on the other side could handle watching my feet twitching then I could handle them being watched and unbuckled my belt.

The head was surprisingly good. The only good blowjob I've had out here so far in fact. In the past it's been all teeth and no tongue, I think the Thai mouths are just too small. This girl however opened wide and got the job done. Then it was off downstairs for another Tiger and the bill. I was out of there less than 1000bht lighter, 700 for the blowjob, 100 to the girl and beers were about 95 each.

All in all, it was fairly reasonably. With Annies doing an hour and a half massage just down the road it depends what you want. Annies is just over twice the price and you get a lot more for your money, but if you want good, cheap head, it's worth popping into Lolita's.

Mr. Daddy

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CEBU ..... by "Desert Doc"

I wanted to finally sit down and give you a report of my recent trip to Cebu. (Early to mid Sept.) Perhaps we were looking at a few of the same LONs at the same time?? :-) Well I flew into Cebu from Manila and right from the first night I had a ball! A little background first...I have a good friend who was in Cebu 2 times last year and had sold me on the idea even before I found your great/informative website. He provided me with a lot of good ideas of places to go and people to see (or is it LONs to do?). I'm currently working somewhere in a desert (I'll call it that for security purposes) :-) and was really looking forward to this vacation. I probably spent a lot more on accommodations than you would usually suggest to do, but as it was a much needed vacation as well as a trip to d'front, I figured it would be worth it...and it was.

(Night #1): So anyway, I got to Cebu after a brief layover in Manila (one night but due to jet lag and early flight, didn't even bother to go out)...had plans (see Thomo's usual M.O.) to stay a few days in Manila on the way back, but ended up changing during my Cebu trip due to too much fun in Cebu! So the night I got there I stayed at a nice hotel near the airport (sure you can figure that out for those who have been there), I went to the club inside the hotel to check it out, but had been warned about elevated prices at this place, so was really just going to get my first taste of the Cebu nightlife. Ended up staying a while and talked to one particular girl (names withheld) who I found out later after talking to my buddy (texting) that she could now be considered a paru-paru herself since my friend and I both have been with her! (1000p "taxi" money, she came to my second hotel about a week later).

Anyway, back to the 1st night, they wanted really ridiculous BFs at this place so I decided after a few hours that I would just retire for the night and start for real the next night...well as I was going out, one of the mama-sans (cute, mid to late 20's, not old as the name would imply) who I had been talking to earlier (they all remembered my friends who had been there before, so it was an easy conversation starter) came up to me as the other girl was escorting me out, and whispered in my ear "What room are you in?" Well even though I'm sure the other girl knew what was happening, she had walked a few feet away, (to give us privacy?) so deciding that there's nothing wrong with free sex, I gave her my room # and sure enough about 30mins later I hear the "tap, tap, tap" at the door. I only had ST with her because she had to get home (she didn't say why), I didn't argue, I was just happy to be relieved of the excess baggage I brought with me to the P.I.! Gave her P500 "taxi" money and promised to call her again soon so she could plan to spend the whole night...never happened, moved onto greener pastures (oh, well).

(Night #2): Planned to go and check out Mango Ave...never made it, ended up being talked into a "casa" of a place by my talkative friendly taxi driver, it was relatively nearby (Blue Dolphin?, can't remember for sure the name, but I think that was it) Got in saw one looker right away, the rest were, questionable at best in my eyes (some with really nice bodies, but no face or vice versa) but the 1st one I choose had huge breasts for a Filipina. Was about to leave when a few late stragglers came in, I noticed one that wasn't really beautiful but was very cute, smaller than #1 but she was just so smiley and giggly (compared to the rest of the "veterans" that I saw when I first came in, many of which just looked tired) so I asked if they would both come, by now #1 had gotten dressed for the trip back to the hotel, and I think looking back that she was a bit put off by me wanting #2 and not being happy with just her, but such is life for LONs and whorists alike, you get in where you fit in :-)

They wanted P2000 a piece for the girls, but I "talked them down" to P3000 for both. (Still probably too much considering quality, but not too much over so it was ok, and I had 2 girls ready to come with me so I was happy) Got back to the room, and discovered that #1 was shy (supposedly due to #2 being there), so had #2 wait in the bathroom while #1 and I proceeded to have a f-ing good time. By now #2 was squeaky clean, long shower I guess (wasn't listening), and she came out and #1 went into clean up and started saying she was ready to go, I explained that I had paid for LT, and she persisted so I gave her P100 for the ride home...she would have earned a lot more if not for her "shyness" towards #2, but her loss, not mine, I was still able to fuck her and had #2 to fall back on for the rest of the night. (Who knows, she might have tried this anyway even if I hadn't had #2 there). So anyway after some minor "coaxing" by #2 after #1 left, I was ready to get back in the battle in the "war at d'front", had a really good time with #2, she was (as I noticed when first seeing her), very energetic and bouncy, and in this case it translated into energetic and bouncy sex too! She was good for a BJ as well (with some minor coaching), and all in all I had a good time with her, so I guess it was worth it (P500 "taxi money") next morning.

I'll send another installment about my trip soon, but as this is getting long, I'll sign off here for today.

On another note, I read a question you had awhile back..re: treating common STDs, well here is an easy way for the big 2: For Chlamydia take 1g of Azithromycin (4x 250mg pills at once) and for Gonorrhea use ciprofloxacin 500mg (one dose). For Gonorrhea the best bet is still one shot of Rocephin, but since that is probably a lot harder to come by for fellow whorists, I recommend the oral antibiotics, since they are easier to obtain...By the way, I'm happy to report that even though I brought some stuff with me, I didn't need (thankfully!) to use any meds on myself.
Included are some pics of #1 and #2 (the girls from night #2).

Till next time, I'm out and dreaming of my return to d'front!

Desert Doc

Part . 2. :

Ok I left off with the end of night #2 (the kind of a 2fer special???). So I will move on to day/night #3

Night #3: On day 2 I had procured a cell phone at Marina Mall (Mactan), not much for eye candy, but a few shop workers were giving me many smiles, and were receiving many in return! But I already had a plan, so with cell phone in hand (on day #3) I called/text'd up one of several internet contacts I made prior to the trip and arranged something for that evening. We will call her IC1 (Internet contact 1), 21y/o from Bohol staying with an aunt so she could be in Cebu when I got there!!! Unbelievable that a girl would do that just to meet her foreign man (read: dollar/euro etc.)

Side Note: Very easy to do, but can be time consuming. My job affords me the ability to chat online with potential targets whenever I am not busy. I found that after a few emails/chats, they all started to sound very similar, but it is a good way to sort through some potential scammers/gold-diggers. You just let them show themselves. I mean we all know that there are many poor young ladies there (P.I.), but if right off the bat they are asking you for "help", you need to pull a disappearing act quick, unless you are into "money for nothing". I chose to take it as a pretty good sign that all they were after was easy internet money, and cut them off then and there. Having said that, I still had (have) several that were ready to meet me at the airport (I declined), I guess to ensure they had first dibs.

The sad thing is, I only utilized one internet contact, as I was having more fun with LONs (no worry about wine/dine tactics there). And yet even the ones who I didn't call and meet up with, are still awaiting the chance to "meet" on my next trip. Just make sure you get their phone #'s before you get there so you can hit the streets running if you so choose.

So anyway, I called my IC1 and told her to come to my hotel at 7pm.(last night there before transferring to my other accommodations - done on purpose, so she could not grow too attached too quick) :-) I was worried that after so much pre-contact with her via the internet, she would be expecting to hang out my whole trip...couldn't have that, there were too many LONs expecting a taste from my PHP tree to be tied down with one "good" girl.

While waiting for the day to pass, I decided to try an in room massage, curiosity got the best of me I'm afraid. Well, it was a decent massage but there wasn't even a hint of anything extra. I tried to subtly suggest, but to no avail, it just wasn't gonna happen. Too bad too, she was a cutie, probably about 20y/o nice body, very quiet (very provincial), and under her scrubs she had on nice black bra/panties that you could see when the angle was just right. But that was only good for a tease unfortunately (Used to live in Vegas, and had better massages there with a "happy ending").

So onward and upward, my IC #1 arrived (on time) and sent me a text that she was downstairs. I think we went directly out to eat (possibly came up to the room first for a few minutes, but nothing happened at that point if we did...can't remember for sure). We went to another nice hotel, to eat at one of their restaurants (recommended by a bell man at my hotel). Nice food, very romantic place (might even stay there for a few nights next time). After dinner we walked around for a while (holding hands...how romantic indeed). She was all smiles at this point, probably had never been to such a nice restaurant or walked around hand in hand at such a lush, manicured place with a tall, handsome :-) americano before, so after a while we catch a taxi back to my hotel, and go straight to the room.

I started kissing her probably before the door had even shut, and thankfully there was no resistance from her. We had a really good time of it, but maybe a bit on the conservative side, but this was the first time with her, so I wasn't worried about that. We had sex several times that night/next morning, and then I explained to her that I needed to go (check out time approaching), and she was a bit sad, but I promised to text/call her (I did) and that we would meet up again later in the week (we did not).

Not that I had anything against her,she is a very beautiful young lady (9 on looks, a bit thin 6.5 body, really good personality - 8), but as it turned out, I was just having too much fun being a whorist! :-) I did "slip" her PHP 1000 for "taxi" fare home, probably too much, but this way I turned her into a LON, without her even knowing it. She would later text me that she hoped I didn't think she was just a prostitute ("who me, of course I don't think that" hehehe), and I reassured her that I didn't, but I was just busy with some business matters (always a good excuse, as Filipinos in general are very money conscious and never want to interfere with business so I've been told and found to be true). And technically, I was involved in business matters, i.e. trading...pesos for pussies! :-)

Day #4(and most of Day #5): I transferred over to my new, more "luxurious" accommodations. The place was very nice, a bit pricier, but as I said before, this was my vacation from the desert, so I wanted to live it up a bit. So my first day there I get some texts from the girl I met my first night in the club that the mama-san gave me the freebie (minus "taxi" fare of course) :-) She had given me her phone # that night, and we had been texting off and on for a few nights after that. So I told her where I was staying and she came out to see me around 5pm. We had a little small talk, and then pretty much went right after it.

Now it was a few days later that I talked to my buddy back in the states, giving him a mid-trip report as it was, and we discovered that of all the girls at that club, we had to pick the same one. Actually, we both thought it was pretty funny, especially as she had described him as a butterfly to me (and here she is screwing one of his friends!) Oh well, so anyway we had a great night of it (she had taken off for me, she said her only regular day off for a month or something ridiculous like that), and most of the next day as well. After it was all said and done, I gave her a PHP 1000 note for my standard "taxi" fare. We sent some texts back and forth the rest of my trip, but I knew she wanted me to come to her club, and I knew how much that would cost (something like PHP 4000?!?!?!?) so never did hook up with her again.

Well, that will do it for now, I will continue with my next installment soon.

Desert Doc

One of the good Doctors patients getting ready for 'surgery' it seems : )

Part.3. :

Here is my latest installment of my recent trip to Cebu...

Ok, night #5 was spent relaxing after my day and half visit from the paru-paru girl as my friend and I now call her. I had been traveling/fucking for a week straight and just felt like relaxing one night and recharging the old batteries. I knew the next night would be "off to the races" again, and that I would be making a trip over the bridge into Cebu city to see what kind of trouble I could brew up over there. :-)

Days # 6&7: I left around 9 or 10pm and took a car (way too expensive, but unless you can catch a taxi dropping someone off, you are really left no choice) from my hotel in Mactan over to Mango Ave. I decided to try out Vikings first, as that is what my friend had recommended as far as both quality and quantity were concerned. He didn't lead me astray at all, maybe it was just a very good night, but I was impressed with both the # of girls there and the fact that most of them were at least a 6 or 7 with a few 8 and 9's scattered about. I had a very good time there, just sitting at the bar and flirting with the girls and the female bar staff. I remembered some of Sir Thommo's good advice and paid for my beers (and some ladies drinks) each time I ordered to ensure no confusion at the end of the night. I stayed for a few hours and after I had been there for a while talking with 2 girls, another one came up and was much more to my liking. A little bit shorter, but nice curves and a very friendly personality with a lot of spunk. I quickly did my butterfly thing, and got her and headed out of there in a hurry...the clock was ticking, I couldn't let a whole day go by without adding to my numbers!

So we proceeded back to my hotel, (taxi driver wanted like 3 or 400 up front, told him I thought 200 would be better and he said ok but he was worried that there would be no other fare for him from Mactan back to Cebu...not my problem I told him so he finally aquiesed).

Back in the hotel we took a shower together and then I "let" her use the tounge ring she has, and I must say she knew what she was doing! We had some pretty good sex many times that night and the next morning although she was not quite as enthusiastic as I would have initially thought she would be. She did get better with each episode, but after the initial BJ, I was expecting much more from her in bed, but it didn't equal her earlier enthusism. The next day she asked if she could hang out that day also, me being the nice whorist I am I said sure (thinking...now I get 2 nights for one taxi fare!) So that is exactly what we did, the second day did seem to be much better sex wise, she was much more into it, and it showed. In between episodes, we did some swimming, eating and other stuff around the resort...but mostly just good old fuckin! :-)

Have to run, but I will try and finish it all next time.

D. Doc

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FATHER KNOWS BEST .....Title and Article by "Gostriter"

Part I

The Trip Where Nothing Went As Planned

I'll be married 37 years in January, with no intention of getting divorced or
separated any time soon, so every time I travel to Asia, I remind myself that
I'm not looking for true love, just a good time, yet I seem to wind up falling
in love (or at least extended lust) every time and worse, it's never girls that
I pick for myself. Either a friend winds up pcking them for me, or they pick me,
but it's never the ones I'm initially attracted to and this trip was no
exception.

I had been to Hong Kong, Korea, Taiwan several times, Bangkok twice and
Singapore and Cambodia once each, but never the Phillipines. The idea was to
meed my good friend "Ed" an experienced Master Whorist who has lived and played
in Asia for the last 20 years and is currently based in Singapore. He is a long
time afficianado of the Makati bar scene and would show me around, even though
he is semi-retired and was staying in Manila with a legitimate, non-bar girl
girlfriend, a Filipina accountant he had met on the Internet.

He had supposedly explained to her that an old friend who he had not seen in six
years was coming out from the States to party and act like a 21 year old and
that after a couple of days in manila, we would probably leave her behind and
head off to Angeles City, but the first screw up occurred at the airport. I
breezed through Customs and Immigration and so when I got to the waiting area
where my friend and his girlfriend were supposed to be, there was no "Ed" After
about 45 minutes, I was just about to give up and take a cab to the hotel by
myself, when I spotted one old white guy in the crowd that was otherwise all
Fillipinos.

I could only see the back of his white head, but I was convinced it couldn't be
Ed, because from the back he looked too old, but he was the only white guy there
so what the hell and sure enough it was Ed and I would not have recognized him
after six years, if I was not expecting to meet him. It turned out he didn't
recognize me either - I found out later from one of his friends in Manila that
he was expecting "A big, fat guy, probably about 300 pounds by now" and I fooled
him by being down to a svelte 200 pounds, down from about 240 the last time I
saw him.

So, he introduced me to his girlfriend and the three of us took a cab to Makati
and got checked into the Sunette Towers right off Burgos Street and then went to
lunch with a crazy Brit friend of Ed's (The one who later told me had been
expecting me to be big and fat) and then dropped the girfriend at the hotel and
began making the rounds of the go go bars.

Ed is a binge drinker, able to stay sober for weeks or even months, but unable
to stop once he starts drinking and so he had promised to stay sober for the
first couple of days, until I got acclimated to manila and didn't need his
guidance any more, but I should have known better. He admitted that he had been
drunk the night before I got there and began drinking again at lunch. Meanwhile,
I was half wiped out from an 18 hour flight and didn't even feel like drinking
at all, so I wasn't particularly into the bar scene. I just wanted to pick up a
girl and get laid.

Ed is actually five years younger than me, but looks his age, with white hair,
while I am lucky still have naturally brown hair and still pass for 45, so I
started jokingly telling the bar girls that Ed was my father.

Ed kept telling me that there were thousands and I shouldn't pull the trigger
and pick one too soon, but I was getting impatient, not seeing anything really
spectacular. After a few other bars, we hit the Flamingo. I was eyeing some of
the dancers on stage, trying to decide, when Ed started talking to one girl who
was not dancing and was dressed in street clothes. He was hot for her and wanted
to take her for short time, even though he had his girlfriend back at the hotel.
To me, she was cute, but nothing special and a little young and thin for my
taste. I usually go for "Older" girls, anywhere from 25 to 35.

Anyway, Ed decided he was already too drunk for getting laid, so we left and
went to a couple of other bars, before he decided to crap out on me and head
back to the hotel to sleep it off. I was alone, bored and horny, so I headed
back to the Flamingo and when the cute one he had been talking to came over and
started talking to me, I figured "what the hell" I could either waste the night
seeking perfection, or take this home and get laid. She was cute enough, so I
paid the barfinme and took her back to the hotel, where I immediately got three
very pleasant surprises.

First of all, my experience with bar girls has alweays been that they want you
to shower first and then they shower before you do anything. This one wanted to
shower together and get things going even before we got into bed.

Surprise Number Two, with her makeup off, she was not just cute, but beautiful
(She later told me that the Flamingo had a gay guy who did the makeup for all
the girls) with a really gorgeous face that didn't need any makeup.

Surprise Number Three, foir some reason, she was wearing a very heavy bra which
made her breasts look small. Once she took it off, I was staring at one of the
finest pairs I had ever seen, about 34C staring me right in the face with no
sag. Yeah, she had a three month old kid, with the stretch marks to prove it,
but I diodn't care, because she was 19 years old and had an absolutely perfect,
Playboy model-type body, with not an ounce of cellulite anywhere.

But Suropise Number Four was the best of all. Once she got into bed, she was not
only responsive, but she had the softest, sweetest, most kissable lips I had
ever run across and made me feel like a teenager again, content to make out with
her for hours at a time, but she wasn't satisfied with that and wanted to fuck.
She was about 5the best I've ever had and That's when I decided that Father
knew best.

She stayed with me until about 5 in the afternoon, when she had to go change for
work and was mildly surprised when I decided to bar fine her again that night.
Again, she stayed with me all night and all day, but by then, I was getting sick
and couldn't even get it up anymore. The next day, Sunday, she went home to see
her family and her baby, but she actually called me to see if I was okay.
Monday, she called three times and then stopped by the hotel on her way to work
to make sure I was okay.

PART TWO: LEAVING MANILA FOR THE PHILLIPINES

We were supposed to leave Monday for Puerto Galera, but didn't partially because
I was still sick and partially because my friend's girlfirend had an appointment
Tueday morning and then through various screw ups, we didn't leave until
Thursday and by then I decided to take Rona, my little Flamingo beauty with me
This had not been the original plan, but Ed made it souind like a quiet place
to relax, but without much action, so I figured what the hell.

Once we got to Sabang Beach at Puerto Galera, I realized this was not true and
there were plenty of go go bars and local talent, but the only other time Ed had
been there was with his girlfriend and so he had been totally unaware of the bar
scene. It turned out I had brought my own pussy with me to another pussy lover's
haven and worse, just as I was getting over being sick and feeling horny again,
she got sick and just wanted to sleep.

Ed and this Brit who was there for a month taking skin diving lessons, started
drinking in the afternoon, while his girlfriend and my little honey both stayed
back at the hotel. I restrained myself until about 8 in the evening. I took my
girl out for dinner, but she was still sick and did not even want to go to the
bar, telling me that if I wanted to pick up someone else that was okay with her.
She would even leave the rioom for awhile if I wanted to bring someone back, but
then when I said I might take her up on that, she suddenly got better and
decided to come with me after all and Ed's girlfriend decided to come too.

PART THREE: BRINGING COALS TO NEWCASTLE

Why bring a bar girl to a go go bar stocked with girls? That's what Ed and my
other drinking buddies kept asking me and I was beginning to wonder myself when
i saw all the cute girls on stage and found out that they only cost 2,000 pesos
a night (Half for the girl and half for the bar fine) while Rona was costing me
5,000 a night including the bar fine. Then Rona started hitting her srtide, not
even drunk, but dancing and laughing and having a good time and proved she had
more personality than all the other girls in the bar. Even Ed, who had been
making a weel-meaning pain in the ass of himself, warning me that she would try
to rip me off and create a big scene in the end demanding more money, agreed
that she was something special

That's when I fell in love and realized that I had hit the lottery and picked up
the best bar girl in Manila and if I was 35 and single, instead of 59 and
married, I would have made a serious run at this girl as a long term girlfriend.
It turned out she even knew two of the girls working there, which turned into a
sqquealing, giggling, joyous reunion. One of them was really cute and I did my
best to attract her attention and ptromote a possible threesome, but
unfortunately got no repsonse. Oh well.

We closed the place at 2 AM and tried to drag Ed home, but he was just hitting
his stride. His girlfriend had given up and gione back to the hotel hours before
and he wanted to keep drinking. We managed to drag him out and made it all the
wqay to Ed's Place, a straight bar/restaurant right on the beach, with no go go
girls, which was still open. Since Ed flat out refused to leave, I figured what
the hell? How muchj longer could Ed's be open? (I later found out it's open 24
hours a day) and it's only a short walk down the beach to the hotel, so Ed would
be all right. We went home.

PART FOUR REVENGE OF THE CELL PHONE

7:30 the next morning, after about four hors sleep, there's banging at the door.
It's Ed's girlfriend, coming to return my passport which she'd been holding
since I knew I was going to get drunk the night before and tell me she was
leaving and going back to Mnila by herslf. It wasn't just that Ed had staggered
home at five thirty in the morning, with his neck covered with hickies and
scratch marks, but she had found text messages on his cell phone from his wife
in Singapore (They're divorced but still living together) and from his other
girlfriend in Mindanao, wanting to know when he was coming to see her.

I had breakfast with her and saw her off on the boat, then went back to bed.
Rona was still sick and just wanted to sleep. Woke Ed about 11 AM and he was
still drunk. He drank another couple of beers for breakfast, then we grabbed a
jeepney and headed for White Beach, about a half hour away, across treacherous
mountain roads full of beautiful scenery. We walked around and then had a nice
lunch while Ed had a few more beers, then back to Sabang and even more beers for
Ed. By 8 oclcock he wisely decided to go to bed and call it a night.

I toook Rona out to dinner - all of 400 pesos with the tip, for both of us - and
then we went back to the room. She was genuinely sick, with a fever and all, not
faking it, so she didn't want to go got the bars or even fuck, but she did kiss
me all over and then give me a nice blow job. Then she wanted to go to sleep.

Unfortunately for me, it was only 10:30 at night, I was not sleepy and it was my
last night in the Phillipines, so I figured "Screw it". If she and Ed were both
going to crap out on me, I would hit the bars alone and see if I could find any
of my drinking companions from the night before. I couldn't and was sitting at
the bar alone, feeling sorry for myself - alone and horny again on my last night
there, when who showed up but Rona's friend who I had admired the night before.

I bought her a drink and we started talking, but there didn't seem to be
anything there. She asked about Rona and I said she was back at the room,
sick.We had a few more drinks and things were going nowhere, but at least she
was company and then all of a sudden, the ice broke and she started warming up.
By then, I was drunk and feeling mellow, as opposed to depressed, so I offered
to bar fine her, but told her right out that I had nowhere to take her and I was
leaving the next day and she could just go home and go to sleep if she wanted
to, or we could go somewhere and hang out for a while.

She said she wanted to go change clothes and I waited, not really expecting her
to come back, pleasantly surprised when she did. Since there was no place else
to go, we wound up on the beach. I told her I had been attracted to her the
night before and she said she had been attracted to me too, but was shy and
didn't want to say anything since I was with Rona. She also said she had been
badly burned by some German guy and was very careful about who she went with.

At first, I dismissed it as "Bar girl bullshit" ie., tell the customer what he
wants toi hear, but then as she was all over me, like the horny teenager she was
- she was also 19 - I realized she had nothing to gain. She had already been
paid, she knew I was leaving the next day and there was no chance of getting
more money from me, I was drunk and she could have easily ditched me at any
time, yet here she was in my arms and I decided to stop thinking so much and
just enjoy.

I've never been good with women, even when I was young and relatively good
looking. Now, I'm almost 60 years old, my youngest child just turned 25 and I've
got a gorgeous 19 year old asleep in my bed while I'm out on the beach making
out with another gorgeous 19 year old, who's telling me how handsome I am.

Sure enough, I found out that just like Rona, she wore a ridiculously
unflattering bra and once I got it open, I was immediately confronted with
another set of perfect tits. I don't know what it is with Filipina girls, but
with these two what I saw wasn't half as good as what I got

Finally, I dropped Patleen off where she was staying and staggered back to my
room. I expected Rona to still be sleeping and I had paid her before I left,
since I knew I would be out late drinking, but when I walked in, she was not
asleep or even pretending to be. Instead she was all over me, telling me she was
going to miss me when I left and how she loved my eyes. In 8 days and nights,
the only time she ever complained was when my beard scratched her face or I
pulled her hair too hard, I never spent more than 250 pesos buying her a meal
and and the only extra money she asked me for, was 400 pesos for CD's.

THE TRIP WHERE NOTHING WENT AS PLANNED ENDS THAT WAY

The next morning, we got up before 7, to catch an 8:15 boat back to Batangas and
a van back to Manila, so I could get my flight at 5 PM back to the States. I
thought I had 2,200 pesos left in Phillipine money, just enough to get me
through the day and to the airport, with 550 pesos for the departure tax. Then I
discovered to my horror, that two of the bills in my wallet were not 1,000 peso
notes like I thought, they were all 100's. I was sure I had 2,000 pesos left
from the night before and thought I had put them in my wallet when I got back
from the bar. Now they were gone. Had Rona ripped me off after all, or was I
jsut more drunk than I relaized?

Fortunately, I still had American money left, but where to change it at 7AM? I
ran down the beach to another hotel that had a money changer on the premises and
tried to change US $100. They wouldn't take it because the bill was crumpled and
dirty. In desperation, I gave them another bill, just as crumpled, but they took
that one. I ran back to my hotel, paid for breakfast and boat tickets, went back
to my room and remembered where I had stashed the 2,000 pesos the night before.
Sure enough, it was still there. I now had more pesos than I needed and would
have to cash them in at the airport. Oh well.Went back out to finish breakfast
and the money changer showed up. Te manager had decided not to accept my money
after all. They gave it back and I gave back the extra pesos I no longer needed.

Got packed and ready to go, figured nothing else could go wrong, then got all
thwe wy to the boat and realized I'd forgotten the water bottle back at the
hotel, ran back there, jsut made the baot and figured surely nothing else could
happen and the rest of the trip would be quiet and uneventful. I was wrong.
There were only four of us on the baot. Me, Rona, Ed and a beautiful Filipina,
may be 21 or 22, right off the cover of a fashion magaizine. She starts talking
to Ed, being more than friendly and he surprised me by being too hungover to
even pursue her. Eeventually, he and Rona both fell asleep, leaving just me and
the new beauty awake and eyeing each other. I was trying despearetly to think of
a way to get Rona's head out of my lap without waking her, but couldn't do it.

We catch van from Batangas back to Manila (1,700 pesos, plus a 300 peso tip) and
the driver is playing Christian music while I'm in the back seat with Rona all
over me like rug and my hand up her nice short skirt. Get back to Manila, say
goodbye to her, go to Ed's hotel to relax for a couple of hours before leaving
for the airport and there is Ed's girfriend, over being pissed off at him again.

Catch a cab to the airport and again the driver is playing Christian music, his
whole ccab decorated with Catholic symbols and statues, but he tells me he has
to drive a cab because he has a wife and four kids and a good job, but spends
all his money drinking, gambling and chasing women with his co-workers.

Fly home, exhausted after after a 29 hour trip door to door, catch a cab from
the train station and the cab almost kills a bicyclist before he gets to my
house. I had to shout at him three times before he finally stopped less than six
inches fronm the guy. And that's how my first ever trip to the Phillipines went.
Now I can't wait to get back.

Gostriter

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Russell and one of his 'catches' Cebu Philippines.   So long as you use the right 'bait' (usually $ : ) no problem in hauling something in , each and every day .... Philippines.

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Khon Kaen - Chiang Rai - Macau

Adventures and Romance ....... by Fenultimate

Hi

THAILAND :

I recently returned from a Thailand trip and can report on a couple of things.

First stop off was Khon Kaen on business where I stayed at the Kaen Inn hotel.
Bargained down to 650 baht per night and great value at that, incl breakfast.
They have karaoke/cabaret in restaurant every night. I sat there on my own and
was soon joined by one of the singers who introduced herself. I'll call her
'Tuk'. I was pooped with jet lag and did not stay long.
The following evening I went back down. 'Tuk' joined me after her first act.
She was 30 years old and very good looking with superb figure. Her English was
OK and I'll be frank - I thought of dating her because it never occurred to me
that she was pro. Towards the end of the show she had another turn on stage.
As she got up she asked for my room number. She told me to go up and she would
join me in half an hour.
As I let her in she asked for 500 baht. This equated to £7.50 or $12US so I
assumed it was for ST. I had just come from Macau where ST was a lot more than
that.
She stayed all night and was very enthusiastic. The next night was my last in
Khon Kaen and she stayed the night again. I asked for her mobile number in case
I might return to the city. She refused, saying "Once you go, you gone."
I moved on to Chiang Rai and your report on that city is very accurate. My
hotel was pure grot. However I struck lucky in Chaing Rai. I went in small bar
in Th Jetyod - 3 girls. I struck up conversation with two GB expats and two of
the girls joined in. I mentioned that I was going to hire a car and see the
Golden Triangle. The younger girl, whom I shall call 'Nok' told me she came
from a Ban in that area and offered to be my guide provided I got her back to
the bar for 6 pm. I arranged to pick her up at 8 the following morning and I
was delighted to find her waiting. I am not exaggerating when I tell you she
was gorgeous. That day she took me to Mae Salong and the area of the Triangle
near the Myanmar border. I got her back in time and the bar owner arranged some
glorious food to be delivered. The following morning I picked her up again and
this time she took me to Mae Sai where we crossed into Myanmar.
I found the scene there to be very depressing with hordes of tiny beggars, some
dressed in monk's cloth. Jap porn and lethal weapons were openly on sale.
Despite being with my very attractive young bargirl I was approached several
times by pimps touting "Poo-ying sooay" On one occasion when the guy was very
persistent I indicated 'Nok' and he said something to her in Thai. She laughed
as she translated. "He say I old woman. He get girl ten twelve maybe younger."
I got the hell out of there and 'Nok' took me to an interesting museum called
the "House of Opium" which is in open country not far from the Mekong. From
there we went on to the river intending to cross to Laos but the ferry was out
of action.