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Bangkok Post : "The number of new cases of HIV infections has jumped 30 per cent over the past two years , reaching 18,000 so far in 2005"

Comment : On that gloomy note we end Blogs for November. Next Blog is in the December issue of this page (NEW).

Postcards of girls in skimpy bikinis mostly displaying ass , are now banned in Rio (and most prob everywhere else). State Legislator Alice Tamborindeguy says it "encourages sex tourism".

Comment : You know when political correctness hits Rio .. the end is nigh. Oh for the "good old days" : )

To quote dearly departed George : "I spent a lot of money on booze , birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." "They say I slept with seven Miss Worlds. I didnt , only four". "In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life".

Comment : Dont let your passion become your Master .. Alcohol , Pussy , Money , whatever. Maintain a measured 'detachment'. Thats the theory , anyway : )

The Ministry of Culture is going to rent space in Shopping Malls for Buddhist devotees. Bringing the Temple to the people.

Severe flooding in Koh Samui right now. 1500 falangs slept at the airport unable to get flights out. Lots of structural damage. (Pussy at discount prices : )

Comment : And Samui has had an upsurge in tourists avoiding Tsunami places like Phuket. When will they ever learn ... Pattaya , Pattaya .. the place to be.

Christina Aguilera is getting married. They had a rehearsal dinner the other day. Hubby to be Jordan Bratman got up and , thanked his parents for , quote : "my good looks and large cock".

Its Turkey Season and petite Sonya Thomas (no relation : ) weighing in at only 47.5kgs is the new World Turkey Eating Champ , having defeated seven men in the final , and consuming a whole turkey (feathers and all : ) in 12mins. (Virginia USA)

Comment : Still waiting on the World BJ Champ. Perhaps I will have to organise it myself. Sponsored by Listerine : )

There is a new virus email nicknamed "FBI/CIA" , cleverly worded , enticing folks to open attachment. It also has a dialogue box which states : "no viruses , trojan or spyware have been found". Its propogating well , cause it looks authentic. Dont open any attachments no matter how enticing , coming from the 'FBI/CIA'.

Comment : Mischievous indeed. Myself , am having progress with 'breakthrough gadget' (FFF-3) and will get up to some innocent mischief with it in January. You guys and mostly myself will be the beneficiaries of this mischief. Stay tuned.

A Portuguese company by the name of Renova is having success in France with an innovative "basic black" toilet paper.

The UK has decided to extend drinking hours. Some 700 x 24hr drink licences have been issued , and umpteen thousand other licences extending existing 11pm closing time have been issued.

Comment : Pity Thailand could not follow suit and extend their hours too .. 24hr ... way to go ! Then we could really party : )

Bert Wollersheim , one of Germanys better known pimps (brothel owner) is planning to build his own church , including preaching from the pulpit. "You can work at whatever you want. Main thing is to be honest and fair" he said.

Comment : An honest and fair brothel owner ? Now that’s something. Any suggestions for the name of the church ? Go Berty go ! Presumably whores will be able to confess their sins too , eg , "Sorry Bert , I didnt swallow the cum" etc : )

Text (of Email) : "I realy would enjoy a young girl in a school uniform lol. I want to take a movie under her skirt. is there any you would recomend?"

Comment : See Blog 31 below and my 'comment' re No.31. Obviously this guy does not read my Blogs : ) See also No.6 and 7 below for more on 'emails I receive'. Makes my day .. receiving 'weirdo' emails : )

42. Tuesday 22nd November : The French having a hard time.

A Frenchwoman on a Hong Kong - Australia flight , with unlit cig in mouth and lighter in hand , tried to open the escape hatch so she could go outside and have a fag. She’d taken some ‘substances’ en-route , apparently.

Then there is the French guy in Chiangmai , studying Buddhist religion , who took a gun off a Thai Policeman and shot himself dead. Apparently all because he’d run out of money in a foreign land.

Riots in France. And French Fries have been replaced with ‘Chips’. Hard times indeed : )

1.Garry-no-Glitter (No.39 below) is in the papers again , minus his wig. Amazing what a wig will do. He looks totally different bald. Apparently the Viets have raised the charge to rape and thus potentially he is facing the 'firing squad'. No need for a psychiatrist then : ) Same in Philippines ... gal claims rape , falang little chance of beating the rap and mandatory death sentence follows (judge has no say in the matter , mandatory). Treat the gals right and they will treat you right (exceptions prevail : )

2. My FFF 'breakthrough' (No.38 below) is on hold. Cant locate the 'gadget' necessary for it. That 'breakthrough' looks like ending up in the 'hard basket'. Even so , I aim to 'raise the bar' next trip : )

3. Mongers continue to stream into Bangkok/Pattaya. How many kgs of spunk will be unloaded in the next 3/4 months ? Possibly 2/300 or more. Blow Job girls alone will be receptacles for 50/100kgs methinks. The BJ girls are stocking up on Listerine : )

4. Takeru Kobayashi world hot dog champ is now the world mini hamburger champ (67 in 8 mins). What we need now is the world Blow Job champ : )

Apart from that .. nothing happening in my part of the world , plenty happening in Phil/Thailand though. High season next year , I will be at d' Front. Four trips in 2006 (FFF-3 to 6). The knowledge of that is the only thing that keeps me going : )

Some people never learn. Garry Glitter is in trouble again. Supposedly sleeping with a 12yr old girl and many other under age girls .. Vietnam. He was arrested at Ho Chi Minh Airport , trying to board a flight to Bangkok , in an attempt to flee from Viet authorites.

He has spent 2 months in a UK prison before on child pornography charges. In addition , he has been imprisoned and banned from Cambodia as an ‘undesirable’ (2002). At 61 yrs of age , you’d think he’d learnt something by now , wouldn’t ya. But not Garry.

He can now expect to spend some years in a Viet stinkhole prison , then deported , banned. You can bet Thai authorities now have him on their hitlist as ‘undesirable’ too. The lad is obviously ‘sick’ and needs psychiatric help.

Today is a very important day for my voyeuristic ambitions. Hit on an idea that will elevate FFF to another level. Like all other things , its a secret until January , when I'm at d' Front again. Makes my voyeuristic duties much more interesting and exciting , both for you and for me. But yes , I have yet to decide on which country to 'victimise' : )

Comment : 2006 certainly will be "Year of the Voyeur". FFF-1 was telegram style and a website success , but not a 'live' success (many did not receive the 'telegrams'). FFF-2 was both a 'live' and website success. FFF-3 will elevate reports to a higher and more interesting level. When you see my new innovation (Jan) , I am sure you will agree : )

Heidi has hit the headlines again. She claims to be the first to open a brothel in Nevada for women wanting sex with men. "If the man has an argument with his wife he can run off to the brothel. Now the women can do that" , she said.

Comment : The first to do similar in Bangkok , Thai hunks for falang women , would do well , methinks.

Female Private Eye .. Amnoyporn Maneewan has a book in which she says : "before 1997 crash mostly women wanted info on their husbands/boyfriends. Now post crash husbands/boyfriends want info on their wife/girl friend , seeking additional income" (pay4play). One of her clients , an 80yr old Thai wanted surveillance on his 14yr old girlfriend. (Thais can get away with it , not foreigners) Her fee Baht6000 per day.

Comment : If you need to employ a private investigator , its time to split. And if you need to arrange surveillance of a 14yr old girl , you need a psychiatrist , not a private eye : )

On 1st Jan new laws will be enforced , affecting sales from shops , petrol stations and anywhere near a school or temple. New hours 11am - 2pm ; 5pm - 12m/n. 585,000 outlets will have their licences cancelled on 1st Jan. "The consumption of alcohol is a major cause of violence and accidents nationwide" , said Finance Minister Thanong Bidaya.

Comment : As the years tick by , Thailand becomes more restrictive. Places like the Philippines prosper as a result (whorism).

"The proposed machine will be full-color, capable of wireless connection to the Internet, and rugged enough to survive being dropped in the mud".

She turns out to be a 19yr old College Student of Mexican origin. Her cowardly boyfriend , safely tucked away in the get away car , was the one talking to her on the cell. Seems she was 'hypnotised' by him.

Thommo : "No greater love hath a woman for a man , than to rob a bank with cell phone in hand" : )

America. A 41yr old Mumma was ever keen to arrange teen sleepover parties for her daughter , partaking of the school boys that attended , in the process. She's now about to spend 30yrs in prison for her party profile.

Comment : Rather severe I'd say , but similar to Philippines where you'll spend 30/40yrs in prison for an under 18yr old. Thailand not quite so severe , thanks to Buddhism.

Bob Geldhoff says he does not read emails. "They are a waste of time and get in the way of people doing something".

Comment : I'd like to have a dollar for every 'question email' I have answered. But if I relied on a dollar for every responding 'thank you' email received I would have perished by now : ) Certainly a waste of time for me , answering question emails.

A 43 year old Czechoslovakian advertised on the Internet for a hitman to kill his wife for 2000 Euros.

Comment : 1. Cheap Charlie , two grand not enough 2. Not too bright , everyone including the Police and his wife know about it now : )

Rumour has it he wants to marry his Thai girlfriend in Bangkok , an employee of Lolita's BJ Bar. Case of little head overcoming big head : )

Did you see on the tele , d' cellphone bandit ( No.23 below) has been arrested. She is reasonably attractive and has a certain sexiness about her , methinks. Oh well , her addiction (robbing banks) brought her unstuck. Dont let your addiction (fucking LON's) unstick you : ) Fortunately I am no longer a monger , having made the transition to voyeur (pervert) , and thus free from 'pussy power'. The 'after life' is great , believe me : )

Apologies : Google have failed to supply me with a pic of the cellphone bandit. Stay tuned.

They are at it again. A Bangladeshi was robbed in Bangkok by a Katoey. Apparently one of the Katoey techniques is to secrete a sedative under the tongue , get into 'passionate kissing' , letting the pill slip down into the guys gullet in the process. The Bangladeshi woke up minus all of his valuables.

Comment : Its always been my opinion that the katoeys are interested in robbery not sex , especially when it comes to foreigners (falangs).

A convicted rapist in Phoenix City Alabama was given two life sentences plus 99 years for his offences. The rapist in response admonished the Judge for talking rudely to him throughout the trial. Consequently the judge added five more days to his sentence.

"Thailand will borrow foreign expertise to generate wealth, as locally grown knowledge is limited and cannot keep pace with global change, Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra said yesterday. International experts, especially those who specialise in mega-infrastructure projects, would be hired to accelerate national progress, Mr Thaksin told a meeting of middle management organised by the Bureaucracy Development Commission".

Thommo : What with archaic 1am closing , crumbling NEP etc , suggest they hire me to boost their whoring infrastructure : )

An 18yr old kid has been elected Lord Mayor of Hillsdale Michigan. Asked what were some of the benefits of being elected , Michael Sessions said : "if my parents tell me what to do , I'll raise their taxes"

An Iowa woman has complained about finding a dead turtle in her vacuum packed brick package of coffee. Presumably it was a baby turtle. Proctor and Gamble said : "we believe this is an isolated incident"

Most of America have seen her on tv , caught on surveillance camera's , but nobody has come forward to identify her. She talks on her mobile in the bank queue , hands teller hold up note , keeps talking on cell phone whilst collecting the money , and walks out , still talking on the cell.

Experts say the reason for the cell is : 1. give everyone the impression she is a regular customer 2. receive comforting words over cell so as to stay calm and execute the robbery smoothly.

"An ancient Thai marriage rite in which wives prostrate before their husbands should be revived to bring back the disappearing happy family, Social Development and Human Security Minister Watana Muangsook said yesterday. This is the minister's latest idea to build a healthy society .............. ".

One of our Australian contributors advises us that "a school teacher has been caught selling sex by night". How did the authorities find out ? One of her fellow teachers visited the same brothel for some 'relief' and came across the bodacious blonde haired fellow teacher. Silly boy , instead of boinking her he ran off and informed the authorities. They have sent the offending hooker teacher to another province whilst they ponder the laws to see if they can ban school teachers from working in brothels by night.

Thommo : And yes , she has been banned from working in male only schools and taking physical instruction classes : )

Strange isn't it ... one can buy sex (male teacher) but one can't sell it (female teacher).

Nothing happening fella's. Bird Flu and Terrorists thats all. Got my new bicycle , hydraulic disc brakes and all that. Makes my other bike feel like a draught horse. Spies tell me hordes of mongers are filtering into Thailand for the 'high season' , or is it the low season , season of the 'low life' .. whores , fucking , cock sucking and all that ? : ) Half their luck ... just dont touch my girls .. 'UD' and Inno , thats all : )

Indonesian bomb expert Dulmatin , believed responsible for hundreds of deaths , is still in Mindanao Philippines teaching local extremists how to make bombs.

Thommo : Davao City , on Mindanao Island .. a sitting target methinks. Food for thought.

Thommo : There is a lull in proceedings. Vietnam has had its 42nd Bird Flu Victim and along with riots in Paris they are the only happenings at the moment. LA Cafe of course has not replied. Flips do not deliver : )

2005 will reap Koh Samui a tsunami windfall. Tourism is up 20% totalling 1.1 million visitors , and revenue is expected to total $340 million ($14 billion baht) , almost 40% more than the previous year. All because folks are avoiding Phuket/Patong , following the Tsunami.

Thommo : Samui girls will be pleased. More suckers (tourists). Inflation , you can expect inflation in pussy prices and just about everything else.

"Concerned that southern separatist attacks will spread to Bangkok, the army is to send sniffer dogs to carry out bomb search operations with their handlers at skytrain stations and subways. It is also training mass rapid transit system staff on how to participate in the operations"

Thommo : The terrorist threat 'shadows' Thailand and the Philippines. Will these countries become off limits one day ? Get yours now fella's , don't delay.

"..... a couple in Pattani Thailand , who named their only son ''bin Laden'' after the Saudi-born terrorist said , they hope he will grow up ''smart'' like Bin Laden. The boy, now four, was born on the day of the terror attacks which Osama bin Laden is accused of plotting. The rubber plantation owner father said BL is a hero. ''To us , he's not a terrorist".

"In Taiwan, police were reported to be trying to persuade an 82 year old prostitute, Grandma Chiu, to retire. She's been working to supplement a meager pension, competing with the younger whores by charging less than 1/10th of the usual rate. Sympathetic police have done a little fund raising, and asked social workers to help her find somewhere a bit cheaper to live. One officer commented that she was actually in good shape for her age, and with light makeup could pass for a 70-year-old"

"Martial law has been imposed in parts of Songkhla province , southern Thailand. About 1,000 people have died in Muslim majority South , separatist related violence , since early 2004".

Thommo : Just posted a Field Report by a fellow monger re Sabang Philippines. Seems 3/5 businesses there are now owned by koreans and prices have escalated. Is this new 'k' phenomenon in the Philippines going to ruin our 'playground' (Philippines) ?. I see lately guys mentioning P2000 (and more ! ) for LA Cafe girls. This is a joke and must be a spin off from the high prices Koreans are paying at LA. When are the k's going to invade Angeles City and drive up the prices there ? And when are they going to invade Thailand ?

Hopefully the koreans will suffer the fate of many other foreigners before them , get ripped off (biz deals) so much so , they decide to return home (to Korea). Come on Flips get stuck into those k's and send em packin. We want our dearly beloved Philippines back again : )

Samut Prakan : "... Sakda confessed to stealing women’s underwear. He said that the sight of slim, shapely women aroused him sexually, so when he spotted a woman he was attracted to he would follow her to see where she lived, then return later at night to steal her panties".

"In case you haven't heard, Stefano, the manager of La Cafe has resigned. The new guy is quite inexperienced and LA Cafe is suffering as a result..."

... Taipan

Thommo : Well chances are Stefano was on the payroll of the pimps anyway. Good riddance to him. The new guy will soon be 'corrupted' by the pimps if we let him. All the more reason for folks to send emails now to : lacafe@ermita.com.

"Pianoman" is leading the charge (emails). Needs further back up (emails). Calling all Philfans , report to Pianoman immediately. Commander Thommo contemplating calling in Thaifans to support this very important manouvre (dislodging pimps from upstairs LA Cafe). Imagine pimps controlling Bier Garten , Thermae etc for the exclusive use of others. Unthinkable. Support Platoon leader Pianoman and stamp out pimps at favourite FL spots. Send your email today : lacafe@ermita.com

Billy Gibbons, from Audlem near Nantwich, Cheshire is set to make £12.50 on eBay from the sale of a cup of tea.

According to The Sun he said: "I was drinking tea and wondered if anyone would like to share it with me".

"a women I dated whom once told me that she could move storms as she did weather weapon system and she told me she desire me wealthy said she was going to destroy cities wich I was not working in as a employ the funney thing I helped design a system of aircraft parts tracking and the company I worked for before made 16 billion dollars in profit associated with them and they are a irsih ran avation company ryan international company that gave me a great reference I read about this in conde neste travel talk about wierd pon pin beach or something like that after I had e-mailed you about condulences the storm that destroyed the country thommo I mailed you to help arnold swarznegger wow talk about wierd I hope I am always working as I live in washington d.c crazy physico women that loved me and desired me wealthy is a money maker go figure thanks ................ (name with-held) I read the tsunami saved the ecomony weirder than shit I thought my life was cursed by a phyco women from hell or something like that that stalked me because she loved me whores are great things keep having lots of sex thanks"

"hello i am ............. (nationality with-held ) and i shall spend holidays next year in philippines so i ask how to get a lady from gogobars i shall be in angeles city"

A recent phone call has got me thinking ... 2006 could be the year of the Voyeur. Stay tuned.

"Prostitution is traditional and worshipped in the village of Natpurwa India.

This small village with a population of 1,200 is located in Hardoi district, 60 km from state capital Lucknow. Village elders say members of the Nat community had come here as part of a Rajput king's army during Mughal emperor Akbar's reign. Seven of them , five sisters and two brothers , got left behind and the local zamindar housed them at the spot where Natpurwa village stands today. From time to time he enjoyed sexual favours from the five sisters in return for his generosity. From then on , Natpurwa evolved into a fully fledged village of prostitutes"

Thommo : Since the release of this info to the media , the vehicular traffic between Lucknow and Natpurwa has increased three fold : )

Norwegian women who slept with German soldiers during the war were called 'tysketoser' , ie , 'german whores'. They have in the past been denied a pension until just now. One such norwegian woman was the mother of Anni-Frid Lyngstad , brunette singer of Abba. Anni has been regarded as a : tyskerunge or 'german brat' and wealthy one at that : ) Dont think her mumma needs a pension : )

Thommo : We have to remain conscious of this threat. Believe chicken has to be cooked at a temp 70 degrees or above to be safe. How can you be sure Thai cook has done that ? Myself , being a vegetarian , all I did on recent tour was , rub shoulders with their human variety of chicks. Never actually ate chicken. When the bird flu can be passed human to human , mongers will give Thailand a miss , methinks. There will be a lot of hungry LON's then. Time to pounce or time to be cautious ?

Now , far from d’ Front , I have the time. Here are some angles/aspects previously left out , or thought of after returning.

Big decision , is not whether going but who will be my victims ... the sweet and sour Thais or the hapless Filipinos ?

Agent 'D' (Cebu) did well on her first sortie and La Cafe was a voyeurs delight. Add to that the mystery surrounding Vi Mar

and the potential of 'Desire' (Caloocan). The Philippines might just get the nod , God bless their souls (incl. the victims).

Note ground breaking new innovation : rubber band replacing customary straps , which broke during 2nd week of Thommo's Tour. Budget restrictions precluded replacement.

Now , far from the tropics , these unique slippers are no longer required. Includes rubber bands as per picture. All major cards accepted. Proceeds to FFF-3 (January)

And yes , mind you , testimony to my devotion to duty. Imagine , I paid 900Baht for one glass of beer (Narcissus .. see "Fishin for Fun - 2" page) and yet could not find 60Baht for a pair of thongs. Thats devotion !

Apply : Manila Intl Airport on Thommo's arrival. Demo in Airport toilets necessary.

LaCafe …… There was a sight to behold. I was upstairs deeply involved in voyeurism (observations) incl. Being aware of an attractive 30’s something babe sitting by herself at a table 2mtrs from me. An old timer comes up from the Bottom Feeders Bar down below ,spotted her , quickly went to her table , drew up a chair from the nearby table and sat facing her , grinning like a Cheshire cat. It all happened in 5 secs.

He had a look on him which said : “hi honey , don’t worry , no one sitting with you , I’m your man”. For sure he thought he had a certainty , and he would be able to bargain her down to a reasonable price.

Now this elderly lad had a ‘bottom feeder’ look about him. Normally negotiates with ‘dogs’ and desperadoes and anyone else up to 45yrs of age , methinks. This gal was no ‘dog’ or desperado.

With a big grin on his dial he initiated conversation , most probably “how much for a fuck” : ) He didn’t look too diplomatic. Her reply sent him packing within 2 secs. He was up off the chair and away from her table real fast.

Five mins later I saw why he quickly left her table. A Korean guy came along smiled and sat down. She had been waiting for him.

La Café : There is one good thing about the ‘Korean factor’ … the girls who go with them are in it for the money only , sperm receptacles. For sure they are not in it for social reasons. I see them sitting there like dummies whilst the Koreans ignore them and talk to each other in Korean dialect. They can not have a conversation of any sorts with the Koreans , except the hard core ones who will have learnt some of their language.

So the few girls upstairs who are not sitting in the mama-san controlled Korean sector and the ones below at ground zero (level) are interested in talking/socialising as well as making money. We should video clip the Korean sector girls and black ban them should the Koreans leave town/whatever.

The Koreans have got the sperm receptacles , incl. Pretty ones. We get the ones who are interested in Westerners and having a chat. So , in a way it sorts itself out , I suppose. Only thing is … we must not let the Koreans expand beyond their current sector. On the last night I was there , they were encroaching on what I call ‘neutral territory’, the area in between the band/dance floor and the Korean sector proper.

Why should the Americano’s/Westerners be in the snake pit below ? We have to muscle the Koreans out of the relatively plush Korean sector upstairs , down the steps and out the front door. This we must do. Does anyone want to lead the charge ?

Think I will send an email to them : lacafe@ermita.com Voicing my concerns about mama-sans running upstairs like a brothel and forbidding her girls to talk to non Koreans. Might just do that. Hey , you guys please email them and voice your concerns too.

"Myself and my friends are concerned that pimps are allowed to control 40% of upstairs at LA Café. They are running this ‘Korean sector’ as a casa/brothel , and they are using your premises rent free for that purpose.

Are you happy with having a casa (house of prostitution) run on your premises rent free by three pimps ?

We the customers are not. Why ? These pimps have cordoned off the best tables , chairs and bar upstairs for servicing Korean only customers. Any non Korean entering that area is not made welcomed.

We do not object to Koreans being at LA Café , they have every right to be there , but pimps operating inside LA Café we do not like. The girls in this Korean sector are fearful of the pimps and will not look or talk to anyone other than a Korean. This is not right and this will SPOIL your business in time.

Amazonia Bar lurks only 100mtrs away. Do you want Westerners (Americans , British , Germans etc) to transfer to Amazonia ?

This aspect of pimps controlling 75% of the girls upstairs is being discussed on the Internet right now. Thousands will read about it. In time you might see a downturn in Westerners visiting your Café.

I think you should get rid of the pimps , otherwise we might have to approach the owners to save our dearly beloved LA Café.

“Thank you for your email. We will respond to your mail as soon as
possible. Please feel free to write to us again for any comments &
suggestion & reservation. Thank you very much”

When you think about it , no way would they reply , cause it would be hard evidence that 'prostitution' (illegal in Phil/Thai) does in fact exist at LA Cafe.

Even so , please email em and complain about the 'korean sector' (created and maintained by pimps).

The best tables , seats and bar (upstairs) are not available to us (non koreans). Should be open to all and sundry :

If your happy with 75% of the upstairs girls being under control of pimps and then for koreans only , do not email : )

Yes , well I don’t think I explained Miss Korea LA Café properly. It was a day or two later that I realised she might be a lesbian , hence lack of sexy vibes and interference by her girlfriend.

You might recall , everything was fine until I stupidly mentioned ‘pics’. Then girlfriend stuck her nose in. My observations of girlfriend from that point on was that she was not too happy with the prospect of her ‘girlfriend’ (lesbian partner ?) going with me.

So why would two lesbian lovers offer themselves to males at LA Café ? Well , they have to eat/survive that’s why.

I think that is why ‘leso’ was rather cold towards me. She didn’t give me the impression she was excited by the prospect of my company or ‘huge’ : ) cock.

And to clarify things more properly she and her girlfriend were sitting at a table on the fringe of the Korean sector. Which most probably meant she was not under the control of the pimps and was hedging her bets , exposed to the Koreans sitting nearby and just below her and available for approaches by Westerners like me.

I do not regret missing out on Miss Korea. She was too cool and controlled for my likes. I could have taken her home , but fortunately her girlfriend stuck her nose in , giving me time to reflect and realise I had a ‘cold fish’ on my hands (Miss Korea).

Yeh , I want to clarify that the first night I saw so many gorgeous women I elevated it above Narcissus of Bangkok.

However on the second night it was altogether different. Maybe one or two ‘lookers’ but the gorgeous bodies and faces of the previous night were missing.

Now , were these gorgeous women ‘staff’ or were they girls who had they drifted in later on in the night ? First night I arrived at 12 m/n and stayed for about two hours , so maybe I was looking at gorgeous hookers who scope Vi Mar for a customer ? I presumed they were P179 per 20 min GRO’s , but maybe they were not ?

Second night I arrived at 8pm and the gorgeous gals were lacking. On exiting this second night I inspected the GRO room , crammed with girls 30/50 of them. Did not see one special looker amongst any of them. Wasn’t able to return 12 m/n to see if there is any dif then , not forgetting : “lookers arrive later”.

This curiosity bugs me. For sure , next time I am at VI Mar (Lady) I will arrive 12 midnight and see if I can sus out what is actually going on there. The gorgeous babes I saw late at Vi Mar were superior to the lookers I saw at Narcissus Bangkok and that’s saying something.

Caloocan …. Desire. Unfortunately I blitzkrieged that place too much. Should have : 1. asked for calling card so that I knew precisely the address when next I call at Manila. NL scene in Caloocan is widely spread out , more so than Cebu it seemed. Even though Ive got the name , might be difficult to locate (Desire) 2. Should have determined when their first ‘show’ (girls dancing , presumably full nude) started so on my next trip I could arrive early in the night and select the best body for a thrashing.

They had my kind of girls there. Good lookers (face and body) , keen to go and less commercial (less experienced at extracting dollars from unsuspecting customers).

Reckon with their type of girl I could slip my cell phone number (printed tag) to em and have em in bed sucking my cock within 2/3 days. There were about 20/30 girls there at the time , and sufficient ‘lookers’ amongst them. Hope that is the case when you call , and certainly when I call next .. trip.

Will hit ‘Desire’ very first night next in Manila (next trip) so that within 3 days my designatied victim is already sucking my cock. Wont want to stay in Manila environs for more than 3 days methinks. Does anyone know a good restaurant in Manila ? Ermita was so filthy I did not feel like eating there.

Nightlife scene is ever changing. That night (Desire) it was time to pounce , but unfortunately I was leaving the country very next day.

Doubt if I will return there ever again. Suitable for perverts only. Nowadays , I am one step above pervert level : Voyeur : )

The only reason I would return would be to assess bar fine prices etc for website , wink wink , not the bodies : ). Not that I have an intention of bar fining any of those girls , but some guys report in Field Reports they bar fine these girls. Myself I think that would be a difficult task , unless of course you’re a ‘stud’. Curiosity kills the cat , might return to Universal , out of duty , nothing else (wink wink).

I said she is ‘dangerous’ , well she was dangerous on one transaction. She needs training by the Master himself , yours truly Thommo.

Restaurant Manila : Anyone got a good Restaurant for Manila ? Don’t like eating in filthy Ermita , puts me off my food. I am thinking if the area is so filthy maybe the kitchens are filthy too. Please lets know if you have a good restaurant that would suit a vegetarian , eg , good vegetable soups etc.

You know , I was so desperate for food in Ermita. I saw a spotlessly clean Pizza Hut Restaurant. There was nobody inside. That should have been a fair warning for me (unpopular restaurant) but hunger drove me inside its doors.

Sat down and ordered a family size , cheese , tomato and onion thin crusted pizza. Girl said they dont have tomato on the menu , but they do have tomato. Get that ! : ) "So I can have tomato" says I. Yes , she says. "Double tomato please". Yes , but that will cost extra cause not on menu : ) she says.

I wait and wait and wait. Finally the pizza arrives but no tomato. Tomato sauce yes , tomato no. I dig my knife into it ... the dough has NOT been cooked. I am so hungry I eat the dough , thinking my stomach will not be able to digest it , and thus end up with a pain in the stomach. Even so , I ate it (hungry).

Got 80% down , then came the bill , around P600 ...... ridiculous. Philippines .. last few hours ... forget it Thommo , smile , pay , move on.

Anyone got a decent restaurant away from Ermita ? Do not want to eat in filthy ermita.

Yeh , well I have their names , email addresses etc , can always resurrect them (they always need money).

But I most prob will not resurrect them , possible exception , Bambi Student Nurse Cebu City. She had wonderful full sized boobs and everything else that makes a babe look good. She is only in her first year of Nursing. She’ll need more (money) for years to come. And I need more of her kind of honey , for years to come : ) Will not correspond or send from overseas but might resurrect her when I return to Cebu next. Problem is , next time , she will be up to my tricks ('Mla biz' runner : )

Seems writer is out of step. "Zero tolerance". Thailand and its religion is all about 'tolerance' !

If the Thais behaved liked the writer of that sign (owner of Hotel) , there would be no tourism and

Hey guys , if you are getting on a bit , in years , you can still make it. On more than one occasion I said to the babes I was too old. They said words to the effect : “yeh , but your freshly showered/shaved , clean quality clothes , incl. Shoes , you still get girls”.

Shoes : I noticed a significant number looked at my shoes. They are surprised to see freshly polished quality leather shoes. I suggest you throw away your runners , especially if they are grubby , and invest in decent looking leather shoes and give them a brush before each and every outing.

This ‘appearances’ info was spinning around in my head. Thought I might as well put vapour to paper. Might mean a few extra fucks for someone : )

Additional info : I have special whoring gear , that I never use in my home country. The only time I use those shoes , trousers , shirts , jacket , watch (yes incl. watch) , day bag (qual leather bought in Thailand) is when I am whoring touring.

The minimum that will happen is , you will stroll around like a proud peacock , confident and smiling. Girls like confident guys , as long as its not over the top. If you look fresh and confident you will have an edge over typical “bar stool mongers”.

Its more important to have cell phone tags printed and on the ready for handing out to anyone who interests you. I gave info re this in Feb 1st link of “Fishin for Fun - 1”

My particular tags can be peeled off and stuck on a cute cashiers cash register or stuck on arm wherever. Always do with a smile by the way , no hint of aggression/desperation.

On my tags : 1. Cell No. 2. First Name (whoring pseudonym only). 3 Humorous Icon. (next to name)

No point in having a cell phone if you don’t have cell tags ready to hand out. Alternatively hand write your tags , but printed ones more impressive.

Originally I thought the girls would think I am an organised predator handing out printed cell numbers , but in time , I realise that is not the case.

They like something clear (english is their second language) , and a printed tag is clear (and impresses).

Yeh and at the Mla Intl Airport I had this chick in Davao , yes Davao , texting me , eg : "remember me" stuff. We'll call her LC (Late Comer). Shit she was in Cebu (FFFun-1) previous trip , as a waitress , now bloody unemployed rotting away in Davao City and I was in Davao City three times and never met her. This babe was better than anything I poked in Davao , she wanted to be poked (money) and I wanted to poke her YET we did not know that we were both in the same town at the same time (Davao) !

How did she find out I was back in Phil ? Must be girls in Cebu told her. I told Cebu waitress girls , "here I go third time to Davao" etc. Unfortunately these girls did not tell LC until I was at Mla Airport ! Thats the case of 'another one slipped through the net'. In addition this girl had education , could carry a decent conversation , not like Sheree who could not spell 'cat' , or , Miss BJ , who in reality is a 'primitive' (animal/physical , no education , no grace etc).

LC needed me , I needed her , and yet we never got together. This babe could have escorted me to all the local 'entertainment houses' , evil and non evil , I am sure. She could have been my tour guide and maybe a good fuck and Agent ! Soos Maria !!

Thinking back .. I still have my cell switched off too much. Not fully utilising cell potential as yet. Lesson learnt ... use the cell , use the cell , leave it on , leave it on.

Budgeted U$90 a day , spent U$72 per day , and had more 'fun' (not sex : ) than ever.

Just goes to show , money is important , but its not the be-all and end-all when it comes to 'fun'.

Following budget success , thinking of travelling more often in 2006 = more voyeurism/perving and reporting of same.

Thanks for the donations to Molly and Lucy , but seems they have spent it on cosmetics and boyfriends. Soos !

Don't worry , if things get tough , I can always sit down at the corner of Soi.4. and Sukhumvit with my 'begging bowl'.

As you pass by with your babe , you'll be able to say : "Thats Thommo , he used to have sex with LON's" : )

That's all for now , I am suffering from "culture shock" , and need time to adjust to 'western ways' : )

NEXT TRIP ................ "Fishin for Fun - 3" ............... JANUARY 2006