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Stories about SEX in THAILAND with HOOKERS

9. "Reconnoitre 2001-2002 Pt.4. - Chiangrai" by Papa-san Rating this story : mediocre : ) !

Note - This is a continuation of Part.3. (See Stories Thai - Index)

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" And so back to Chiangrai on the bus to meet up with the contact ‘newbie’ had innocently introduced me to earlier on. Bus trips up north are not so hairy and are short in comparison with, for example, the Chiangmai-Bangkok hair raiser. Little did newbie realise the potential of this contact , who to protect the innocent (?) we will call Toong .

Newbie had ‘discovered’ Toong following my suggestion he enquire with the Management of our lodgings in Chiangrai re a Hilltribe tour. The management had taken me and a Filipina Superchick I’d brought across from the Philippines (chaperoned by her seventy year old Grandma , mind you ) on a tour in years gone by , so I thought they might be interested in taking Newbie for a tour also. However, they referred him to another person , who in turn referred newbie to a regular backpacker style tour guide , who took him out on the back of a motorbike to outlying villages for an insight into natural non touristy thai village life for the princely sum of Baht 1000. I thought that was a bit expensive but newbie enjoyed it , so I said nothing.

On his return from this tour , newbie was taken to the tour guides home where he met his in-laws , about five in all. From there they all went to a nifty native style Restaurant. It was in a part of town tourist/whorists rarely if ever visit. Full of trees, vines and log cabin style wooden tables and benches. Some of these tables were elevated. Other areas were under cover. There were hideaway spots where you could coo your sweartheart Thai style.

Newbie was unable to take his eyes off a stunning waitress whilst he and his entourage ate and drank to their fill. Time came when the fat lady sang and newbie was presented with the bill. Baht 2500.

So that he could impress the stunner, newbie did not bat an eye lid and tipped generously, not knowing that the money he left in the plate was to be shared with other waitresses and even possibly the management and owner. If he had wanted to impress the waitress and hopefully one day get in her pants he should have left a normal tip on the plate and place in her hand a big tip. Tips handed personally to a waitress can be kept by the waitress. Tips on the plate have to be shared. If you want to impress a cute waitress, place some on the plate and a generous one in her hand and return the next two nights and repeat the scenario. Third night you should know what she is about and whether she is amendable to bribes : ). With such scenarios , I do not return the fourth night if there is no ‘chemistry/interest’ coming from the object of my devious manoeuvres , because If I do , I have to keep tipping at the same level or ‘lose face’, and no-one in Thailand likes to lose face, including yours truly.

So mistake one, newbie went to a Restaurant with a big entourage. Farangs are seen as persons with unlimited financial resources and thus are expected to pay even though they are not the host. Try and avoid big entourages, or if unavoidable take a fat wallet with you. Mistake number two, he did not hand the waitress, the subject of his fiendish desires , a generous tip. However, he did tell Toong of his desire for the young maiden when they left the Restaurant later. Newbie thought Toong could deliver her to his room the very next day, but alas waitresses are not ‘ladies of the night’ and have to be woo-ed . Toong made arrangements to meet newbie again the next day at another Restaurant to give a report on the possibility of meeting the lovely young waitress away from the Restaurant. This Toong did, but brought more in-laws along for a free feed and drinks. It was about this time that I met Toong in newbies room and made sure I got his calling card cause the lad could talk perfect English and knew Chiangrai like the back of his hand. If newbie could not turn Toong into an Agent , possibly I could ? Such were my evil thoughts.

I only saw Toong as a medium for non whore chicks, not as a tour guide or anything else. After Toong had left the room , newbie complained to me about all the money he had spent on the first and second Restaurant rendezvous with nothing to show for it. I told him I had done that and more in days of old and had learnt the hard way to limit the numbers, so as to limit the bill/sting at the end. Even to today I still get ‘stung’ , as I am a soft touch, especially if I think I am edging closer to a sweet piece of pussy. Men get softer as they get older, women get tougher. It is natures way of dispensing with ‘irrelevant man‘. Once males have lost their sperm bank and cannot produce any more kids they become irrelevant in the scheme of Mother Nature. ‘Nature’ ( or God , if you prefer : ) allows women to last longer so that they can overseer their children and grand children. Thus producing more cute waitresses for the carnal desires of whorists like me.

So, soft newbie got stung with the old and tried ‘Restaurant Rendezvous’ (RR) . Free feed and drinks at the expense of Joe/Farang. Happens even more often in the Philippines if you don’t watch it. Deep down I never really begrudge the RR (Rolls Royce treatment) cause the people I am dealing with are poor and thus it is a way of saying thanks for the good times in their country and a way of ‘sharing the wealth’. You only get out of this world what you put in to it anyway. Isn’t that right ?. Hope so , and more : )

Thus newbie gave up on Toong and joined me on a reconnoitre of Mae Sai. You have already read that experience the previous week. See "Reconnoitre .3. Motorbike Romps - Thailand" After Mae Sai he headed straight for Bangkok where he had a rendezvous with a lady he had met in Singapore. She was flying to Bangkok to taste his talents all over again, before he then left Thailand and reality - work. It happens to all of us (reality , and working for a living).

With newbie out of the way , and having returned the motorbike to its Chiangmai owner and backtracked to Chiangrai it was now time for the Grandmaster (or Grandfather : ) Whorist to show how it is done. I hired a Chiangrai bike this time , through the management of my lodgings. Baht 150 per day in Rai (100 in Mai) . My first step was to contact Toong.

On enquiring at Toongs Tour Office I was told he was out climbing the Mountains with a whole bunch of backpackers. Had to be patient and wait for his return. Filled in the two nights (no days for a whorist : ) checking out the little Beer Bars in Yedyod/Chetyod Road and the mini Go-Go area off Yedyod. All very pleasant and all very small both in size and numbers of ladies on tap. Also hung around the Chiangrai mini Night Bazaar watching traditional dancing and executing my spider and fly routine, that is, waiting for a nice fly to pass by my table and fall into my web. Happened once on a previous trip to Chiangrai. That’s a separate story I have written. The lady who fell into my web on that occasion happened to have a late model Volvo parked outside on the main road. Will dig that story up for you on request. Got it archived away somewhere. Rai’s mini Night Bazaar is a must visit and is located in a laneway off Phaholyothin Road (main Tourist drag) just down from Wiang Inn Hotel. Coming from Wiang Inn (South) heading Northerly along Phaholyothin on the right hand side, it is in the first lane past the first street and traffic light intersection. Fifty or so metres down that lane there are steps leading up to the main action area. Worth a few mins of your time , at least. Not a cinch of a pick up place, but pleasant enough to have a beer or two, watch the Thais performing on the outdoor stage whilst you try the spider and fly routine. Once when I was in this modus operandi , two tourist policemen fell into my web, sat at my table, drank beer with me and gave me a lift home in their police car !

Another place , half a kilometre away , as the crow flies, is the ‘Go-Go’ area of this town . Looking at your B&B Thailand North Map, you see in the Chiangrai Inset Map the Clock Tower on Banphaprakan Road. Turning into Chetyod (another way they spell Yedyod) you can see a little white laneway to your left. It is here that about four Go-Go’s reside. At the time of my visit the local authorities were not allowing the girls to dance Go-Go style. Rumour had it, just before leaving Chiangrai that the authorities were going to allow the girls to resume their go-go gyrations or ‘foot shuffle‘ as I am wont to call it. Worth checking out , cause the girls in these four establishments are for hire, even if they are not doing the go-go shuffle. Coming out of that laneway and back onto Chetyod/Yedyod is the beginning of a Beer Bar street. One Beer Bar immediately opposite the laneway and the others some 50 or so metres further down on the right hand side mainly. Some little eateries in this area too. The girls are sweeties and I think the going rate was Baht 500 short time and 1000 all night. Bar fine would have been in the vicinity of 150, if my memory serves me correctly. Someone got some of my Thailand notes , including Chiangrai/Mae Sai when I left them on the back seat of a taxi in Cebu later on in January. Didn’t realise the error until it was too late. Lost forever.

So, that’s a brief resume of the Beer Bar/Go-Go scene in Chiangrai. Best I saw in Rai was the ‘Wat Lady‘. Returned to the Wat Whore House to take that special one out again but she was nowhere to be seen. Think she was most probably booked for two three weeks straight by a wealthy Thai from Bangkok. Thai businessmen come up to the North on vacation looking for the fairer skinned Thais they have heard about in darker skinned Bangkok. It’s not unusual for them to take a lady for their entire vacation and tour around with her. Certainly avoids the possibility of being branded a ‘butterfly’ : )

So my cream (sperm) was looking for a nice little piece of chocolate cake (Thai Lady) to deposit itself in whilst I waited for Toong to return from the Mountains. And yes, I found a respectable piece of cake in Sinambin Road, but not at the lady houses, at a Flower Garland place on the opposite side of the road (left side as you travel up Sinambin) . Fairly big ‘shed’ with three to five singers rotating. Only about five customers in a place that could hold one/two hundred easily. The Thai singers (four fem’s and one male) were thrilled that a farang would take the time to listen to their singing and even enjoy it. Yes, I enjoyed it even though I didn’t have a clue what they were singing about . Especially when they sang in the twangy Laotian style. See the photo’s down below. Naturally photo’s of the singer that I took home with me have not been posted on this website. I intend returning to these places in the future. Note the Sri Lankan motifs in the background. Buddha , as you know, came from Sri Lanka. Yep, I had a nice evening at this place, cheap beer and cheap ... : )

Eventually, Toong came down from the Mountains and contacting me by phone asked me to meet him at the same nifty Restaurant that he took ‘newbie’ a couple of weeks before. Good, I would see the stunner. I asked him was he coming alone, and he answered in the affirmative. Toongs directions on how to find the place were good. I arrived before the appointed time, not wanting to miss T as I regarded him as a potential medium/agent for good times with non whore ladies. Took an elevated table in amongst the trees and vines near the front entrance. Good spot to spy T entering. A cute waitress came up and took my order - Beer. Not long after I spotted a vivacious little number walking by. This place had talented looking waitresses. The vivacious one went to and fro more than once. My original waitress was no where to be seen, so I asked the good looker for another beer. What a smile, what a curvy body. Mmmm this must be ‘the one’ thought I. The one newbie fell for and the same one Toong was going to introduce me to tonight ? T arrived on time and alone. Told him I think I had spotted newbies chick. When he saw the vivacious one, he said , yeh, very pretty but different girl. T enquired with another waitress as to the whereabouts of ‘newbies girl’ and was told she had been absent for some days. Well I didn’t mind cause this vivacious one was a ‘dream’ come true. Only problem she could not speak any English whatsoever and my Thai is limited. If the lady of your hearts desire speaks a little English and you a little Thai, then there is a chance, but when she does not speak a word of English you have got an uphill battle. Not so if she is a LON (Lady of the Night) as money talks every time. T drank a coke and told me he could arrange a meeting with a nice young lady, a girlfriend of his girlfriend. He didn’t seem to like trying to arrange the luscious waitress for me. Perhaps he thought it was too hard an ask or he had intentions of getting her for himself, cause his eyes were never off her. Unusual for a Thai to stare. Thus, he arranged to meet me again next night at my favourite Restaurant - Bier Stube to see what he had dug up for me.

Next night came and two young ladies ( and too young in fact) fronted asking if I was the one waiting for Toong. At least they could speak some English. Toongs chick had a nice little lamb face but the one for me had no appeal. Thai average in looks and under-age, possibly seventeen/eighteen years old and still at College. Waitress Miss Vivacious at the other place was around twenty-twenty two years of age, ideal. I bought the two young ladies a meal and drinks until T arrived and he hogged in (ate) and drank . Think the bill was seven hundred, including some Klosters of mine. Next day T phoned me and asked if I liked the one he had arranged. I said no, too young and no sex appeal. He said, he would bring something better that night in the 20 -25 year category and thus more to my liking. This time he nominated another Thai Restaurant which I managed to find. Nice waterfalls, ponds and waitresses but nothing compared to the waitresses where Miss Vivacious worked.

The owner of the Miss V Restaurant must have a good time on the ‘casting couch’. Certainly good for business , having gorgeous young waitresses working for you. In due course T arrived with the same two girls in tow again. More food , more drinks and this time around Baht 1000 bill. So, about 2000 down the drain and nothing to show for it. Shades of ‘newbie’. Same expenditure, same result - empty handed. The old fox has been outfoxed.

Toong was first to leave on his own, he was married and didn’t want to be seen in the company of the young College girls. Then the girls and I walked out side to our respective motorbikes. I let them take off first, much waving and smiling as they departed. When I’d finally unlocked the chain on my bike, put helmet on and waited until the girls disappeared around the corner on their bike , I took off , only to find the same girls laying in wait for me further on down the same road . I waved at them , smiled and kept motoring on. They took off and came up alongside me and yelled out "where are you going ". Instead of stopping and chatting them up , I yelled back that I was tired and going back to my Ge How (Guest House). They didn’t know where that was , I smiled and accelerated away. I had ‘vivacious’ on my mind and headed straight for her Restaurant.

Took my usual seat and fortunately "V" saw me enter and came to my table and took my order (Beer). Tried to make conversation with V but she did not understand my mixed Thai/English and thus no progress in trying to ‘sweet talk’ her. Mid way through second big bottle I paid my bill , handing V a generous tip. She gets paid Baht 50 per night plus a share of the tips placed in the plate. The tip I placed in her hand was more than fifty baht , I assure you. She escorted me out to my bike and waved me off. What a honey.

Next day, I bought an English-Thai/Thai-English Dictionary for V. This way you can have a conversation of sorts . The girl looks at the Thai word she wants to say and next to it is the English equiv. Then it’s up to me to find an English word and she reads the Thai equivalent written next to it. And on it goes. Not really romantic, but I was desperate to get into her pants and was willing to try anything. That night I returned to V’s Restaurant at the same time and sat at the same table. V was onto it , and waiting for me. Great smile, great bouncy walk. Girls with good figures , ‘bounce’ along , can’t help it : ) Full sized body (no midget) , long hair, beaming with energy and health . She had everything - I didn’t have : ). I pulled out a special souvenir gift I had bought in my home country and meant for a special person like V. She was thrilled, so would any other Thai girl cause a gift like that is unobtainable in Thailand and it was very cute. Cost me the equiv. of Baht 250. These little gifts work wonder. Then the Dictionary, but she didn’t seem to get the drift, ie, how to use it. It seemed to stress her, not being able to please me and use the Dictionary, so I left the Dictionary with her , paid my bill, gave her the same size tip in her hand as the night before and rode off into the night.

Next night I returned, but again no progress in communicating. There is just so much smiling at each other ,without really communicating , that a couple can do , so I got her to write her address down . She wrote it in the Thai language of course, gave her the usual tip and rode off into the sunset. She did not know I was not returning to her Restaurant again. Taking her address was clutching at straws. Later on when I got back to Chiangmai (hundreds of km‘s South) , another young waitress wrote her address (in Thai, the only language she knew) on twenty envelopes, with the plan of posting letters to V from my home country , and hoping she would find someone to translate my English language letters for me. The Chiangmai waitress wrote the address twenty times all at the one sitting. I picked a quiet time of the day, and she was the generous kind, willing to help farang with his little romance. The only thing I placed on the enevelopes was Thailand in English. No problem it gets out of my country and once in Thailand , understood by the Postal Officials.

In response to one postcard sent to V within Thailand (inside one of the twenty envelopes) and another from the Philippines and then a final one from my home country , Miss V did send me a Thank You card to my country (someone wrote my address for her) but that was all. I responded to her card in English , but there was silence from this point on. She’d obviously been unable to find someone to translate my communications. End of romance : )

So Toong had failed as a contact/agent. And the fox was outfoxed. And the romance that never was , ended.

For any newbies reading this, I say - Thais are really not suitable as ‘Agents‘. They have an unsuitable psychology . It goes against their culture , setting up their own women for foreigners. Filipinos make good contacts/agents if you know how to ‘manage‘ the Agent relationship.

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Stay tuned for my wanderings down South - Bankgok (Part.5.) , Hatyai , Ko Samui , Phuket. That is , before I returned to the Philippines and some serious ‘bonkin’.

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