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Basic Info (Hotels Restaurants etc) re - SEX with HOOKERS - Bangkok THAILAND

BANGKOK - BASICS :

Basic info (Hotels Restaurants etc) re

SEX with - HOOKERS - BANGKOK

GUIDE only :

Use the information below as a broad guide only.

It will be helpful in getting you started. Initially I collected all the information personally , but not any more.

When I travel overseas nowadays , I only update towns and places that I am personally interested in.

"Reviewed" (below) means I have checked other sources and adjusted info accordingly.

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Another way of updating info is via YOUR 'Field Reports" , sent in on return from trips overseas.

Fellow Mongers will appreciate any info you can supply.

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Overall , you should not rely on any one website for accurate/up to date info. Scour the Internet and draw your own conclusions : )

PICS : In the NEW page/link (on Main Index page) you will find "Fishin for Fun" and "Escape" series of Diaries. On those particular pages you will find hundreds of pics of Thailand/Philippines , and usually a minimum of ten pics of girls I have met , on each of those pages. No pics on these Facts pages. Facts man , facts , no pics here. "Without the facts where are the fucks" ? : )

UPDATES : Reviewed May 2008

Check "Field Reports - Thailand" for the possibility of fresher info/updates (doubtful .... so far , very few people are contributing to Thailand Field Reports).

ARRIVAL AT BANGKOK AIRPORT

Airport is called : Suvarnabhumi Airport (SUV) , which is apparently 30km east of Bangkok. Haven't used this new airport it as yet. Stuck in the Philippines : )

As time passes I am gathering more info on this relatively new airport (SUV).

Until I visit Bangkok again , I can only offer you reliable second hand info on this new airport. As a back up to my info below , on arriving at SUV you could head straight to the "Airport Info Desk" where they speak clear english and know what they are talking about. Then , send in your Field Report on return from your trip and tell us the latest on SUV.

Otherwise the following fairly reliable second hand info will help :

Taxi to Bangkok City : It seems on exiting Customs you turn right and catch elevator down to Level.1. and the airport taxi booth , where you are issued with copy of a ticket. One copy to driver , other copy for you. Make sure you get your copy or driver might try some monkey biz , eg , no meter and quote a high price. Ensure you have your copy of ticket. Apparently drivers are reluctant to put their meter on. Bt300/350 which includes Bt65 total in toll fees , plus Bt50 airport tax. Bt300/350 is the correct all up cost/fare to Sukhmvit Soi3/4 Bangkok city area. So meter not necessary if driver agrees with that all up fee , before getting into his car.

Bus : Catch free Airport "Express Shuttle Bus" (ask Airport Info for specific location) to first stop , which is a Bus Terminal. Do not catch any other shuttle bus , only the free Airport one. Enquire at Bus Terminal re a ticket to Soi.3 Sukhumvit area or wherever. Clarify bus number for where you are going. Believe its a 45/60 min trip , and Bt150. No taxi driver hassles this way , but maybe a little walk with your bags to the hotel of your choice , at the other end. Not advisable if night time. That is , ones located in the area outlined below (Accommodation).

Update : Enquire about Airport Bus AE3 and confirm it stops in front of Landmark Hotel (Sukhumvit Road). If so , excellent bus for Majestic Suites Hotel recommended below. And about a 4/5 min walk with bags to Nana and Dynasty Inn Hotels too (also listed below).

Whorist.com reader , Jay reco's the following website , for the understanding of Airport layout etc : www.bangkokairportonline.com

Note : When you depart Thailand you will need 700Baht Departure Tax.

Taxi/Bus to Pattaya : See Pattaya Basics notes.

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ACCOMMODATION

Note - Single Room normally means a room for one with a double bed. Double Room means a room for two with two double beds. Although sometimes a 'double' means a room with only one bed but big enough for two. Thats why I say it is always advisable to have a look at the room before putting any money down. Checking rooms before booking in , is par for the course/normal , in S.E.Asia.

RESERVATIONS : High Season , approx November to March. Pays to reserve a room before arriving. Decent accom difficult to get during high season.

Check List - It pays to have at least a mental check list that you run through before handing over any money at the Hotel Front Desk , as refunds are difficult , if not impossible to get , in Asian countries including Thailand. On your first night and after a long flight , you might have to stay at a Hotel that does not necessarily measure up to your requirements. You will then have to get up early the next morning and find something better before check out time of your first hotel. Try and avoid checking into the new Hotel before their check out time (12 noon ? ) otherwise you might be charged for a full days rent. Some hotels will try and pull this stunt on you. Best to ask if you can lob your bags in the room without being charged for a full day.

Here is a check list you might consider. I’ve arrived at this list after many years of booking in and out of Thai Hotels. If you have arrived shagged, then you most probably won't care too much about your accommodation for the first night and will give the following Check List a miss.

1. Are front desk security boxes provided and is there any extra charge for them ? You will need a security box for your Passport and any other valuables that are not required on a daily basis.

2. Do they allow overnight guests and is there any extra charge for them ? Normally only (overnight guest) friendly hotels are listed on this website , but Management and policy changes some times. Best to confirm that there is no problem with having a lady overnight before you check the room.

3. Checking a room beforehand is quite normal in Asia. Do not be backward in this regard. If you do not ask to check the room they might allocate you an inferior room.

Ask to see the room and check the following - General condition of room (any cockroaches scurrying around ? : ) ; Air con/fan working ? and does it make a noise (rattle etc) ? Hot water system works (turn on tap and test); Excessive street noise ? ; TV and cable/satellite channels work ?. And for the ‘fire freaky‘, you might like to check the Fire Escape. Some hotels have them permanently locked to prevent people from skipping out before paying the bill and also to keep crims out. Keep the tenants in and the crims out.

4. Ask if there is a Hotel Laundry service. Usually there is.

If the room is unsatisfactory, ask to see another. They might then pull out their best. Sometimes hotels try to offload their less than satisfactory rooms first , in the hope that someone takes them, and if that fails they get serious and show their better rooms. Make sure the better room is the same price.

5. Pay for one night only, with promises of more the next morning when you change money. Its a ruse just to give you time to ‘road test’ the place for one night.

Next morning ,if the hotel proves to be unsatisfactory , move out before check out time and try the same routine as explained before, at a new Hotel.

Make sure you get your Hotels business card. They are handy for showing tuk-tuk/taxi drivers, as they are written in both English and Thai. Avoids misunderstandings with taxi drivers , when you want to return to your Hotel. They might not understand your verbals (accent).

List of Recommended Hotels:

Note - Even at 'recommended' Hotels , Management can change etc and a place can deteriorate. Always stay on the alert re your valuables and do not pay for too many days up front. That will give you flexibility to check out , if things are not as they should be. Refunds difficult , if not impossible to get.

I have not listed upmarket Hotels like Landmark , Marriott etc as they are expensive by comparison and also some of them charge for overnight guests , who are required to present their ID. Much more casual approach at the places listed below.

Focal point for accommodation - I have taken NEP as the focal point. See under Nightlife Section further on for information on NEP and its Go-Go Bar activities. NEP/Angels Disco area is the ‘heart’ of Bangkok Nightlife and thus we will take all our bearings from there. Accommodation closest to NEP is convenient and thus is given priority. Most of the accommodation listed is within walking distance of Bangkoks farang/foreigner orientated nightlife activities.

Sukhumvit Road is a very big road and impossible to cross other than at specific walkways. Its also the longest road in Thailand, stretching to the Cambodian border (LON's all the way : ). Apart from the Soi.4. crossing , and other similar intersections , you have to use the pedestrian overhead pass to get across Sukhumvit.

I have divided accommodation up into those places on the NEP side of Sukhumvit Road and those on the opposite side. Streets (Sois) leading off the NEP side are the even numbers and those sois/streets on the opposite side of Sukhumvit are the odd numbers.

Soi - is the Thai word for a road/street or alley leading off a bigger street or road.

Numbering of streets - The Thai way of numbering Streets. Best way of explaining it is to give you an example. The Atlanta Hotels official address is : 78 Soi 2 Sukhumvit Rd. This means that the Hotel is number 78 in the second street/soi off Sukhumvit Road. So you go along Sukhumvit Road until you come to soi/street number two, proceed down that street until you reach building number seventy eight. PS : Atlanta nowadays is strictly off limits to whorists.

MAP below.

We have produced a very simple map below , to give you some idea of where places are , in relation to each other. Use it in conjunction with a map you buy in Bangkok. Some suggestions for a Bangkok Map :

On arrival in Bangkok you can buy your maps at Asia Book Store . Walk up the steps to the main entrance of Landmark Plaza on Sukhumvit , near soi .4 , before Soi .6 for the Asia Book Store. Up the steps and past the Restaurant/Cof Shop to Asia Books tucked in behind. See No.1 on our simple map below . That is Majestic Suites , but it is also approx. where Asia Book Store is located too. Opens 10am. Convenient to the Hotels recommended below.

Maps available -

Note : Buy 'bilingual' versions , if you can. They are easier for taxi drivers to read. PS : I have never seen a bilingual version yet : )

1. "B&B" Bangkok by Berndtson & Berndtson (laminated) ;

2. "Insight Map" - Bangkok (laminated) ;

3. "Groovy Map" - Bangkok by Night;

4. "Bangkok Walking Tours Bus Map" by Bangkok Guide.

B&B and Insight Map look identical at times. Perhaps you should only buy one or the other. B&B gets my nod. You need more than one map cause no one map is comprehensive or totally accurate. So you will find a street/spot on one map that is not shown on another.

Walking Tours is not jammed with info/streets and therefore it is sometimes easier to find basic roads and places.

Groovy Map (Bangkok by Night) is the weakest so far as individual Streets go, but is ok for broad guidance. Nightlife info on this particular map is of very limited value to a whorist , it's more of a yuppie guide to Jazz Venues : ).

Maps are a good way of orientating yourself before leaving room. I dont carry map with me , but sometimes make a simple map on notebook paper and take that version with me.

Note - Shasta’s Suk’ Area Map seems to be out of print; So too ‘Blue Map’ (Tour and Guide Map to Bgk); "Nancy Chandlers" Map is for shopping/sight seeing tourists , not testosterone loaded whorists.

BTS Skyline Map. Available at Train Stations. Handy to have.

NEP side of Sukhumvit Road (even numbers) :

All of the following places are listed on our simple map below.

The evens side of Sukhumvit Road is the place to be, close to NEP and Angels Disco and not on the other (odds) side of Sukhumvit. Personal opinion only, of course. For your first trip and first night , you can confidently select from the first three listed. After the first night you might like to look for something else : ) Accommodation is very 'subjective' and personal. What I like , you might not like.

The currency quoted on this website is the Thai Baht. For conversion to your local currency refer to : www.xe.net/ucc

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1. Majestic Suites - More popular than Dynasty (No.2 below) or Nana (No.3 below) and therefore advisable to book beforehand (see email address below). Cleaner , better standard smallish rooms than say Nana Hotel. Good service. Well regarded place , very handy to NEP (2 min walk) etc , on Sukhumvit Road in between Soi.4 - Soi.6. Various rooms with various names = confusion as to what your actually going to get. All rooms are a little on the small side , some slightly smaller than others. Try and avoid Single Studio rooms , they are too small. Some rooms have smaller bathrooms than others. All rooms have the same size beds - King , but cause actual rooms vary in size , space around bed varies. Superior and Deluxe rooms are the bigger ones. Room prices from Bt1250/1350 up. An OK breakfast is included with some/most of the rooms. No overnight charge for girls , but they ask for ID sometimes. Room safe in addition to Front Desk safe. Mini fridge ; cable TV. No swimming pool. Street noise minimal , Hotwater etc ... everything works. However sometimes the noise emanating from the Reception Desk at Ground Floor can be heard on the 1st Floor (UK) , so take a room higher up. Recommended. My first choice , and most other folks 1st choice , if wanting close to the action. Book early , popular.

Problem : taxi can not drop you and your baggage at front door , cause its located in busy 'no stop' Sukhumvit Rd. But taxi can stop at Landmark Hotels Taxi Stand in Sukhumvit Road just before Majestic. Get out there and walk a few short metres along the same side of Suk' with your luggage to Majestic Suites front door.

Email to clarify various categories of rooms , prices etc : bob@majesticsuites.com

The only real criticism of this popular place is the rooms are a bit on the small size. So reserve biggest room available.

2. Dynasty Inn - Email : front@dynastyinn.com . Also website : www.dynastyinn.com. Address 5/4 - 5 Soi 4 Nana Tai, Sukhumvit Road. That is, in Soi .4. off Sukhumvit Road. Opposite side of Soi.4. to Nana Hotel and a few metres further down (Southerly). Excellent location. Take room in 2nd bldg at the back = no walk of shame : ). Dbl Air Bt990/1090. Check room to see if double sized bed or two one and half size beds. Second building/back wing , possibly better beds and no 'walk of shame' , past Bar/Coffee Shop patrons : ). Actually , this is a mongers abode too , so strictly speaking , no 'walk of shame' involved , unless of course you are towing an 'ugly' one : ) Overnight Ladies, no problem and no extra charge , except if you have two gals , then they charge Baht300 for the extra gal. Sec box - yes. Nice place (lobby, bar, 24/7 coffee shop/restaurant). Only hitch with front building - elevator only goes to 2nd floor (uk). You have to walk from 2nd to 3rd (uk). Generous sized rooms with generous sized beds and good cheery service , incl. for the girls you bring back to your room. They take copy of girls ID for your protection. Preference for back wing ('no shame' , more discreet : ). Recommended. My second choice if I am having a 'splash' , but of course not the first choice of all mongers. Accommodation preferences is 'subjective' and personal.

Update : Perhaps the room rates have escalated into the Bt1200 plus range. Also the new wing might cost more again.

Note : They have a new "Grand Dynasty" Hotel in Soi.6 'nearby' , costing a little more. Email : grande@dynastyinn.com

Also , they offer free transport to their sister Hotel in Pattaya - New Dynasty Inn , Soi.13 , between Beach Rd and 2nd Rd (Bt1200 per night ?) , but on return there is a transport fee of Baht350. See Pattaya notes for many other transport options (Bangkok to Pattaya and vice versa).

3. Nana Hotel - Another one to consider , providing you get one of their better rooms (see further on). Some say Nana is 'crap' , but a lot of guys stay there , so it cant be too bad : ) For sure its got 'location , location'. Phone (66) 0-2656-8235. Email : nanabkk@nanahotel.co.th Also : website - www.nanahotel.co.th . Address - 4 Nana Tai, Sukhumvit Road. That is, in Soi.4. off Sukhumvit Road. About fifty metres down on the right hand side and therefore an excellent location for all things good : ). Double Air Bt1100 - 1400 incl's good Buffet Breakfast. Discounts available , depending on length of stay. Check room bef checking in , odd one bit jaded. Double Room = King size bed. O/n girls ok, no extra charge , Sec box - yes. Open to Public : Buffet Breakfast - Bt160, all you can eat. Not a bad sort of Buffet , there are worse elsewhere. If you live in the area , nice and convenient , plus you can fill your face to your hearts content. I always have my buffet there .. cheap and adequate enough. Also got popular pick up Disco - "Angels" ground floor , Swimming Pool (3rd Flr) and Massage service. Front Desk a tad on the 'constipated' side , compared to cheerful Dynasty. But it's a designer made Mongers abode , viz : Ground Floor , pick up a cutey at the Angels Disco , then a few short steps to the Elevator and your room for some hokey pokey. Alternatively step outside your room at 2am and select from the heaps of cuties milling around the Nana Parking Lot (after Disco closed down). Then a few steps back into your room. So convenient : )

4. Rajah Hotel - Sukhumvit Soi 2 or 4 entrance. Suk.2. is the ‘back entrance’. Soi.4. entrance 100 mtrs or so down from Nana Hotel (same side). Very good location, but personally don't know anything about the place. If desperate 1st night , ok , give it a try (Popular Annies Massage located in Rajah car park) UPDATE : Its rare nowadays for me to see anyone entering or leaving the place. Cant be too good : )

5. Atlanta Hotel - now off limits for Mongers !

1. Read Florians email (below) , received 2nd Dec 2003

2. My notes were written BEFORE we received Florians email. Forget this one for sex , but if you want a break from sex and need cheap 'ambient' accommodation , Atlanta is the one.

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Hi there!

It seems like Bangkoks Hotel Atlanta has changed it's policy regarding overnight guests.

Read here:

http://www.theatlantahotel.bizland.com/cav.htm

Regards,

Florian

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Thommo's comments :

Sept/Oct 2005 I checked out Atlanta and yes they have become more serious about not having mongers on their premises , with notices posted here and there they are threatening calling police , physically ejecting folks etc.

Out the front at the entrance they now have a large sign : "Sex Tourists Not Welcome".

I'd like to change it to : "Sex with Tourists Not Welcome" : ) If your having a break from mongering ok to stay , but if you return to your room early hours every morning , they might even have the cheek to question your activities !

I had a drink in their nice Restaurant and this is what they have written in bold type on their coasters :

"Zero tolerance & sleaze free zone. No sex tourists , junkies , louts and other degenerates".

Storm Trooper Management prevails at Atlanta.

Enough said : )

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Odd numbers side of Sukhumvit Road .

Overall - odds side ones I inspected were not over inspiring. Miami and Thai House Inn are the only possibilities that I came across for a budget orientated person like myself.

6. Grace Hotel - Soi.3.(Nana Neua) No... in the street, close to Sukhumvit Road. Middle Eastern area nowadays. Baht700/1800 range. Possibly building C is the better building. No probs w' Ladies. Middle Eastern owned. Signif. number of Middle Eastern and African residents. Reasonable location , but not popular with everyone , incl. some LON's. Phone 02-2530676/9 fax 2530680. UPDATE : Not recommended , lots better available for same price. I would never stay at the place. You have to weave your way through 'crap' to get in and out of it.

7. Thai House Inn . Location : 1/1 Sukhumvit Soi.7. If you go up Soi.7 (off Sukhumvit Road) as if to go towards Bier Garten you will see a little walkway to your left , walk down there and its only a few short metres on the left. Baht 700 single or double , incl’s air con and hot water , but possibly no tv. Free internet connection downstairs. Noise from outside audible if get wrong room. Sec. box - yes. o/n girls no problem. Phone 02-2554698/8695. Fax (66) 0-22531780. Email: thaihouseinn@hotmail.com. (http://thai-house-inn.port5.com). Handy location, but for me , the wrong side of the track (odds). Falang and Thai wife run the place. Overall rating : "ok place for short term accom". You feel a bit confined/cramped in this place , especially buildings all around you etc. Even so , for budget accommodation , I stay there from time to time .... very convenient , especially for Bier Garten : )

8. Miami Hotel - Read UPDATE first. Soi.13, No.2. in the street ( right hand side 30/40 mtrs from Sukhumvit Rd). Phone 2530369/2535611-3. Fax (66 2) 2531266. Email: miamihtl@asiaaccess.net.th Dbl Fan Bt 480, Dbl Air 600. Monthly deals can bring the cost down significantly. The condition of the rooms are 'fair' at best. The one I saw needed upgrading. Overnight guests no prob ( girls ID surrendered at Front Desk) and the only really strong thing going for it, apart from its convenience for odds side venues (Bier Garten; Clinton Plaza; Thermae; Soi Cowboy) . Full on whoring here, no problem. S. Pool; Coffee Shop; Discounts for long stays. Unfriendly, constipated service (was when I called in the day time anyway) . No ambience. If you don't care about front desk service and want moderately priced , full on whoring accommodation conveniently located on the odds side then consider Miami , but check the rooms before handing over money. You might not like them. UPDATE : I'd say 2005 and beyond , forget this place , being left behind by more progressive management elsewhere. Only if desperate and 1/2 night stay.

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Others you might like to consider :

NOTE : I do not know these places personally. Suggest you book in advance over Internet one of places mentioned above (evens side).

9. Nana Inn - Soi.3. (Nana Neua ) No.13 in the street, opposite Grace , not so far up , before Best Inn. Two/three mins walk from Soi.4 and the action. Bt850/1000 per night. Well regarded by some.

10. Best Inn - Soi .3. (Nana Neua) No.75 in the street, too far up ? Same street as Grace but on opp. side. Baht 400 Fan. Baht 500 Air con. smallish rooms.

11. Grand Inn - Soi.3. (Nana Neua) Baht 800/1200 apartment style place. Website: www.grandinnthailand.com Phone:02-2549021, Fax 2549020. Various room prices incl. Bt900. LON's can not redeem their ID until Front Desk has called you and confirm gal can go. Well regarded by some.

12. Grand President - Soi 11 . Reasonable location for odds side venues. Has swimming pool , tariff should incl. breakfast. Buildings 1 & 2 are better (than 3) . Baht 1400 and pos. up. Weekly rate : Baht7500. Popular with some , unpopular with others. They check girls ID's.

13. Business Inn , Soi 11/1. Bt800 per night. Reasonably popular with Budget Bangers.

14. Ruamchitt Plaza - Location : No. 199 Sukhumvit Rd between Soi’s 13 & 15 in Sukhumvit Road. Phone 02-2540205 Fax 2532406 . Home to Thermae Coffee Shop (entrance to Thermae right underneath Hotel). Has a Short Time Hotel feel about it nowadays. You should be able to get a room here for Bt1000 or maybe even less. Note - quite a walk to NEP/Angels. This one is for the folk who like the odds side of Sukhumvit Road. "Bush Garden" to side of entrance is a good spider and fly spot for girls entering Thermae. Overall : Not a high priority , if desperate only.

Note - any accom. further away from Soi.15 is too far away (from king spots of NEP , Angels and Bier Garten). That is , not convenient walking distance for someone on hol's , who likes to meander without getting involved in a marathon walk. Of course there is always the BTS Sky Train , but in the main , we lay emphasis on the popular places within walking distance of the action (NEP/Nana 'heart').

And there is more ! : ) - possibly you can find more via www.hotelthailand.com As stated before : www.asiatravel.com are a highly respected booking agency , although it's better in my opinion , to deal directly with the Hotel of your choice via email or phone , if pos. Me , I just front up on spec. Don't carry a lot of bags. Makes it easier to pop around the corner if my first choice is full/no vacancy.

Plenty of upper class/price places in the same 'action' area. Sorry , no info on those , I'm a "Budget Banger" (but not a Cheap Charlie ! : )

"Budget Bangers know Best , Big Spenders ruin it for the rest" : )

You can spend as much as you like on accommodation , but please restrain yourself with the Ladies. You might spoil it for the rest of us less endowed folks. Thanks : )

SHORT TIME ACCOMMODATION:

Short time (ST) hotels - As you most probably know these hotels are geared for short time liaisons and not regular twenty four hour accommodation. Even so, it is possible to come to an arrangement with management for twenty four hour accommodation, although usually these places are rowdy with a lot of coming and goings and thus not suitable for a good nights sleep. See Bangkok "Other Nightlife" Notes (right at the very end) for limited info on ST Hotels.

Important tips re ST Hotels in the Bangkok Field Reports. See Bangkok FR No.13 March 2006 by Peter.

Additional basic info

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FOOD/RESTAURANTS

Getting a good feed in Bangkok is not a problem. There are restaurants everywhere and no doubt you will come up with some favourites of your own. Here is a list to get you started.

Soi.4 Area - You can’t go wrong dining in any of the major hotels in this area.

Nana Hotel - Soi.4. Nana Tai, about 50 metres down from Suk’ on right hand side. Restaurant - yes. Buffet Breakfast ( open to the Public ) 7am - 10/11am (flexible) popular - Bt160, all you can eat. Good value. Lunch time Buffet : 12noon (pos little earlier) to 2.30pm , Bt180 (?). Evening Buffet : no have. Food via Restaurant Menu in evenings = fair only when compared with better value Buffets earlier in the day. Email : nanabkk@nanahotel.co.th

Dynasty Inn - Convenient. Address 5/4 - 5 Soi 4 Nana Tai, Sukhumvit Road. That is, in Soi .4. off Sukhumvit Road. Opposite side of Soi.4. to Nana Hotel and a few metres further down.

Atlanta Hotel - See also accommodation notes. Some 7 mins walk from NEP area. Ambience, good food, moderate prices but Mongers and their Ladies not admitted ! See Accom notes above , and avoid embarrassment.

The Old Dutch - C/R Soi 23 and Soi Cowboy . Nice decor, atmos, waitresses , but food is only so-so , yet folks I know , rave about the food here, so might be just me (fastidious) . Average sized breakfasts at a moderate price. If you have arrived too early for Soi Cowboy , have a beer/snack at Old Dutch. Then a few short paces and your into the thick of it - Soi Cowboy Go-Go strip.

Jools - This Lonely Planet listed Restaurant/Bar is located in Soi.4. Nana Tai. Coming from the Suk’ junction its about 50 metres past NEP on the same side. Almost opposite the entrance to Rajah Hotel. 21/3 Sukhumvit Road. Jools Bar & Restaurant (British). Downstairs Brit. bar, upstairs Restaurant. My personal opinion : Bit musty on entering (carpets). Food bit greasy , nothing special, and above ave prices. Buffets at Nana Hotel much better value (see above).

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HOSPITAL :

If you get something suspicious coming out of your dicky bird (penis) then head to : Bumrungrad Hospital , 33 Sukhumvit , Soi.3 and the "Outpatients" where you will find Urologists who'll fix you up right and proper. No pain , no gain : ).